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Hey, Portlandia fans.

Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen here.

The dream of the 90s is alive in podcast form.

We're launching Podlandia AO Rewatch, our brand new podcast where we revisit every episode of Portlandia together, breaking down sketches, going deep on our iconic characters, and pulling back the curtain on how it all got made.

And we'll also be joined by the people who helped bring it all to life. Guest stars, collaborators, and friends, including director Jonathan Kreisel, the mayor himself, Kyle McLaughlin, legendary musician Amy Mann, and many more.

Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song.

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song.

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AAO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. Megan, I really wanted this as a kid. What did you want as a kid?

To be left alone by you?

Come on.

Let me think. To be respected for once in my life, add that to the list. just a peaceful morning of happiness of the people that I think I love but don't love me back all of those are added to the list I think what else I could talk about here was me and my girlfriends yesterday we were talking about hot girl spit and what is like hot girl spit now is like those Stanley cups we talked about the other day those seem to be very popular I think the Lululemon cross body bags you know all there's these items that are just very popular and then we started talking about those from the past and what we define as hot girl stuff when we were children and immediately the first thing came to my mind is the item i wanted more than anything growing up that my father did not love me enough to get me was a pink razor phone was that not the epitome of hot

girl stuff circa 2002. Megan, that and Uggs. I begged my mom for Uggs. She'd always buy me these

off-brand Uggs. It was Uggs. It was the glow-in-the-dark, stars-and-moons beads that you would hang from your bedroom door that you would inevitably run into and get hooked around your body parts, and you thought you were going to lose a limb. It was bubble blow-up furniture. Oh, my God. It was your phone that you could see all of the wires and parts inside of. Yes, in your room. In your room. It was Juno's hamburger phone.

Like, what else? So, okay, for me, it was white Keds tennis shoes and guest jeans with the little triangle on the butt. Oh, guest jeans. Yes, guest jeans and white Keds tennis shoes. That was the thing.

I got made fun of for not having anything from Abercrombie in middle school, and my mom went to the store and bought me a couple shirts and I was so happy I cried. Like that is middle school bullying at its best.

And when I was in elementary school and you could only get them at certain places, I think I got mine from a mall kiosk after begging my mom forever. And I were two things, hyper-colored t-shirts and surf-style jackets. The purple-blue surf-style jackets. Everybody had to have one.

All right, we're reminiscing hot girl spit, as Megan calls it. Hot girl stuff. What was it that you always wanted That your parents would never get you And Did you have a phone at all Or did you never get the pink razor But did your dad get you a razor No I never got a razor

I never got anything I had to work my way to one of those Nextel pay as you go phones Where you literally go to Kroger And buy your minutes Yeah that's what I had to do Kids back in the day we had to buy our minutes Or tell people to call us after 9pm Free nights and weekends.

517 is with you, Megan. She says, my dad wouldn't get me a pink razor phone either. He got me an ugly Nokia brick.

Okay, hot girl stuff. Akon's ringback tones that you would see ads for on MTV where you could text in and it would set up a ringback tone. But it had to be Akon or Black Eyed Peas. I'll give you either one of those. But if you were a Justin Timberlake girly, no. Everybody is texting the Juicy Couture tracksuit. The polar ones? It didn't matter. Oh, God. It didn't matter.

But remember, this was back then when they were cool. Yeah.

But I'd like to see the girls on the show wearing those today. I think it would be a fun photo shoot. Megan, you want to do another morning show photo shoot?

Chelsea.

Good morning. Hey, I was just calling in. always jealous of the girls or the boys that had the tvs or the built-in dvd players in their room

oh man if you even had a tv in your room i was jealous of you because i did not have that my

friends who had their own phone lines oh that's it in your room or or that yeah or you uh you had like you ever go to do a sleepover at a friend's house and they had like cool bedroom furniture like the coolest bedroom furniture and you had still your like bunk beds from when you were a little child it's like the it's like the worst the kid had a bigger bed than than her parent my parents did what's going on it's mojo in the morning hi hi i'm just calling in to call in my

answers for what we're talking about mojo in the morning yeah hot girl spit yes so my biggest thing was i was born in the 90s so my biggest thing was the easy bake oven oh my parents bought me one and they would not let me use it. They kept it in the upstairs bedroom.

Why? Were they afraid that it was going to cause a fire or something?

No, they were just afraid that I'd make random stuff, like make things with toothpaste, make things with lotion, because I went to environmental science school, for Christ's sake. Wow.

Isn't it funny how your parents actually gave you one, but they wouldn't let you use it?

Exactly. They did that with an Atari and all these other different things that were so popular back then.

Thank you for the call. What's up, Marilyn? What's your hot girl spit?

Hi. When I was in grade eight, I wanted a camp rock concert ticket. It was Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift, and Dami Lovato.

Dami Lovato. Dude, that lineup is actually kind of sick, though. That would be a good one.

I'd go to that concert now. It was like the dream concert, but instead my dad took me to La Brow, which was so nice, but I didn't want to do that.

Art, what did you want that you wanted to listen to music on?

Oh, I have some three players. Oh, my God. That's my high-growth thing. Oh.

I love it. Kaylin?

Do y'all remember Hit Clips? Yeah. Ooh, Hit Clips.

Kaylin, what's up?

Hi. So this is a little different because my mom tried to give me all the cool things, and I was too tidy in middle school. So I was still wearing, like, Oshkosh bagosh overall. So she literally went and bought a pair of guest jeans, unstitched the label from them and put it over the Oshkosh label.

Oh my God, that's mom of the year. That is a great mom. That's amazing. Those guest jeans, man. Yeah, that's awesome. Isn't it wild? Yeah.

Megan, do you remember the Steve Madden black sandals with like the black piece of fabric that went over the top? Do I?

Do you remember the absolute chokehold that purses with a either pink or blue letter, which was the first initial of our name had on them? The fact that we would, like, literally. And the piping was the opposite color. Oh, yes. And we would stab each other over these purses with our lip smackers inside of them. Bring back lip smackers. The justice needs to be given back to that company. Because the fact that we put, like, Coca-Cola and Fruit Loop chapstick on every day, like, that was the norm. Oh, Dr. Pepper! It was so good.

Mojo in the morning, do you feel better now?

um you got it off your chest not till she gets that pink razor no i i'll feel better when i

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Kyle is going for it here. You fully improvised, not just words, but a song.

Well, I thought you were all going to write a song for me.

I remember you thinking that. Listen to Podlandia, AAO Rewatch on the iHeartRadio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.