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it's mojo in the morning i gotta tell you my uh my wife uh chelsea kind of had this rant that i thought was actually kind of funny i wish that i recorded it because it was just so great it was one of those moments where as a mother of three boys and then a basically a fourth boy in me my you know self being one of her children at times she just doesn't have it You know, like she's she's outnumbered in such a huge way. She never got the girl that she wanted. And it's so depressing. So Chelsea complains, for example, that she doesn't understand that guys feel the need to do the pension roll. And do you know what a pension roll is? You got to explain this to me. I know you do the pension roll. I guarantee you, Kev. You just probably just don't know. It's called the pension. Megan, do you know what he's talking about?

I think you should explain it.

Okay. It's when.

I know it, but if I say that, he's going to make me describe it, and I'd like him to handle this. Are you sure you don't want to? I'd love you to describe it. No, no, no. It's all you.

The pinch and roll is when, as a guy, you have an itch that is so bad that you must place the loose sack skin in between your finger and your thumb. Loose sack skin. And once you have a good grab on it, you proceed to pinch and then roll it to get that itch to go away. Have you ever done the pinch and roll? I've definitely scratched and adjusted and lifted it and got an itch off. Yeah, for sure. Pinch and roll, though, is something that me and my boys do. I think I taught them. The term is insane. Zach, you've done the pinch and roll before, haven't you?

Pinch and roll every day, man. I don't understand how you not do the pinch and roll. You scratch like a serial killer?

Yeah, well, I mean, it depends on how, you know, thick the itch is, I guess. Chelsea, Chelsea was like, you guys are disgusting. Why is it that you guys always have to be touching yourselves? And I'm trying to explain to her that there are times when we're sitting in our chairs or, you know, on the couch watching like a Lions game and we're there for a period of time and I don't know what it is, but maybe it's excessive crotch sweat or something that causes your your testicles and and your sack to kind of get a little sweaty and it causes for an

i'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles and you feel free to get this

filled out whenever you want so for her that that is a disgusting thing that she just doesn't understand why guys do that and i thought i'm gonna bring this up on the air because i know that there are probably other women that could share in her pain and i bet you that there are

other guys that have done the pinch and roll listen i'm not disgusted that you did the pinch and roll i'm always disgusted you guys seem to do it in front of us on the couch with no real shame

well your brother obviously does and your dad probably do the pinch and roll i've also dated people very long term okay well and and some of these boyfriends are doing them too yeah but like have they all wait has your brother your dad and your boyfriends ever done it all together

only the boyfriends have done it in front of me oh thank god only the boyfriends have done it in

Wait, you're telling me Scott Mick has never done the pinch and roll in front of you?

No, I think it's really weird to touch your balls in front of your daughter.

Oh.

Just in case you're wondering, that's kind of off-limits.

He's not staring you in the eyes when he does it.

It's still so gross. What if I was standing here right now with my hands down my pants?

It's weird. I think it's equivalent in a female capacity when you guys...

scratch under your breast maybe yeah no well it's an itch and then you smell it too are my hands in my bra actually touching my skin or am i like itching it through my shirt i guess it depends

on how big you are i don't know do women and do women not get itches down there though we do

we're just polite members of society who have the knowledge and wherewithal of social standards to go to a bathroom and do it privately bro that take too long but you wonder why we call you gross This is it.

You want me to walk all the way to the bathroom for a quick itch? Yes. No, bro. That's too far. I can't do it.

Are you kidding? It's like when I need to adjust my undergarments. I don't just stand up in the living room, undo my pants, and fix my underwear.

Why do women feel the need to point out the fact that, guys, we are just humans? You're gross humans.

We're not saying you're not humans. We're saying you're gross humans with low standards.

I don't know. It's not like I'm going to eat a sandwich right after it. Right.

You still don't think it's weird that you're putting your, is it too early to say genitals? You're putting your genitals in your hands.

I said sack. I don't know. We're there already.

Mine is the medical term. Yours is not. But I do feel like it is weird that you guys are fighting for your ability to touch yourselves in the living room.

I don't fight my ability. I don't try to do that.

It is what it is.

844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 every guy does it and I would like guys to admit that every guy does it every guy does the pinch and roll other things that every guy does and I think every woman does this too we do the smell test on our jeans and our underwear

have you ever did a pop and sniff what that's like if you're wearing pants that have elastic and you just pop the top and if you get the waft that comes up

that's a good one by the way I gotta try that The pinch and roll and the pop and what is it called? Pop and sniff. The pop and sniff.

Why is that the barometer? I feel like if that's the barometer, it's gone too far. I'm telling you, sometimes you just got to know.

That's it.

People, nobody feels bad for me. You should. These people I work with.

You have some things, Megan.

What do I have?

We got to dig deep. They're there though. They're there.

There's nothing.

Cindy, I know they're there. Hello? You understand every guy does it, Cindy, right?

I understand that. Trust me, I do. But Megan, let me tell you what. I was at Target one day and all of a sudden this lady walked past the car and she reached her hand down the front of her pants. No. Scratching herself. No.

No, that sounds crazy.

Yes. I told my husband.

I'm like, she should have went into Target and does bathroom.

Yeah.

But we all agree that's crazy behavior just like when men do it.

I think it's crazy because y'all got nails too though.

thank you for the call hi ryan what's happening it's mojo in the morning hey how you how you

doing we're doing okay buddy what's up that's great great hey man i love you guys oh hold on i gotta we love you too yeah i was gonna say uh we're guys we all do that you know and uh i wish you guys would quit talking about it, because you're making my balls itch. That is true.

You know what it is? It's like when you hear somebody sneeze. It makes you want to sneeze. What's up, Kim? How you doing?

Good morning. Morning. I think it's more girls, women do panties if they're wearing them. Oh. So their panties, not necessarily go underneath everything.

Can I get a shot, Pete Vinty? Hi.

yes can you please pull around by the way that guy that's there just heard her say that

hey what's up joe yo how you guys doing doing good joe uh i worked with a girl one time i went a copy room and she was messing around up front she was wearing a dress i walked in and what are you doing she goes i gotta pull the wall and i looked at her like gotta pull the wall she goes when she wears like the lingerie stuff the uh the christmas goes through so she has to pull the

wall so it doesn't pull on her christmas wait a second so you're saying that she called it i gotta pull the wool she's pulling the underwear out of her uh her thing well something about vaginas

Her Christmas was going through her underwear. Okay.

What a Christmas. Megan, do you pull the wall?

I've had laser hair removal, so.

Okay.

Your vagina just tried to bite me. Ten out of ten would recommend.

All right. Well, now we all have the visual. Thank you.

I didn't do this. I didn't do the visual. Don't say that after I talk. No, no, no.

Those sidewalks are shoveled.

Thank you for the call.

Ice Cube's Big 3 season is heating up. The most competitive basketball league on earth is on CBS this Sunday. The defending champion Miami 305, led by two-time MVP Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson, take on the Houston Righands looking for their first win. Then coach Steven Jackson and the DMV Trilogy look to take down the undefeated Dallas Power, led by coach Nancy Lieberman and captain Greg Monroe. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 4 p.m. Eastern, 1 p.m. Pacific. And catch replays Mondays on BET. Presented by iHeart.

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