mojo in the morning so i did go to the mall yesterday and i ended up going because i had like a few things that I got to get prepared for. One is I realized that I was getting Luke prepared for his prom and his graduation, and I have nothing for that. So I was like doing a little shopping, trying to grab some stuff. And then I said, oh, you know what? I'm going to give myself another pair of jeans since I wear the same jeans every single day. And it's about ready to work through the crotch. That's when you know it's time. You know, it's time when you kind of look down and you see that there's getting soft in that area there's a very good chance that you're going to go home with your underwear showing or something else who knows so this uh jean store that i went to yesterday might possibly be the worst jean store uh dressing room ever um or dressing room period the dressing room was right next to the entrance to the store like literally right there next to the entrance like the first thing you do is you you know go into the dressing room you look out and you see people just like walking by and the apple store is right across the way okay so you know this if the apple store is right across the way there's people always out in front that are waiting for their appointments or waiting for you know to get in i mean it's craziness so i wanted to try on a pair of jeans and i go into the dressing room and mind you the other thing that irritates me about this particular store is the dressing room doors are not doors. They are like drapery. Oh yeah. Okay. So you first off, can't figure out how to get in. And secondly, you can't figure out how to completely close it so that nobody can look inside of the thing. There's always a slit on one side, especially, right? Yes. And that slit, I didn't realize until Well, my pants were completely around my ankles. And here's the topic, by the way. I want you to come call up and tell us, who saw you naked that shouldn't have seen you naked? All right? I want you to tell us that story, the embarrassment of that. Who saw you naked that shouldn't have seen you naked? Allie. You know what? She probably feels that way. She'll call in here in just a little bit that she saw you. But no, I am in there, and the thing is starting to open up as I am in my underwear. So I'm in my boxer briefs, and there are, like, people, teenage kids and people walking by with families and strollers and guys, you know, that look like they, you know, are much better looking than I am. Well, the kids are notorious for trying to peek in those things, too. Oh, like, yeah, like little kids? Yes, yeah. Even if their parent is not in it, right? They, like, just sit there and try to look in all the other ones.