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Everyone Was Sick at Christmas!
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Everyone Was Sick at Christmas!

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Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. It's nice to be back from vacation. I mean, we did have a lot of time off. I mean, the way that things worked out with the holiday falling on a Sunday and being able to get like that extra day yesterday was like awesome. But I'm not going to lie. I actually kind of was ready to come back to work yesterday. I don't know what the story is with me. I get a little, I don't know, FOMO of missing out our listeners and seeing what you guys are up to.

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The Sunday scaries or the Monday scaries were not normally as bad as normal at the end of a vacation yesterday. I will admit that. Yeah, because I was kind of ready to come back too. I mean, I always love a good vacation, but sometimes it's good to get back into a routine.

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See, it's funny because I felt like really eager to come back to work on Sunday night, but then I was like, okay, I got an extra day. It's going to be nice to sleep in. And then yesterday, I kind of all day was, you know, kind of putting Chelsea off or like doing like last minute family stuff. I'm like, no, I got to prep. I got to prep. I got stuff to do. I got stuff to do. And so I kind of like was slowly prepping as the day went on. And then last night, I'm prepping and I'm watching Monday Night Football and that horrible incident takes place, which by the way, Yes. We'll talk about that right now and then we'll talk about it. I know every hour this morning, Buffalo Bill safety, DeMar Hamlin collapsed on the field. It's now reported this morning that he was administered CPR because his his heart.

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Bart stopped after a horrible hit that took place. He is in the hospital. He's still in critical condition, but they say that he's better.

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I do have an update, and I'll do it in the dirty, but I do have an update that just came through from his agent as well. Very detailed update on his condition.

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So you talked about wanting to come back to work, but let me ask the whole crew here. What's the latest you slept? Because we try to still get up early. our body still wakes us up early on our own even when we try to sleep in but this is the one time of the entire year because we have 10 days off where we can sleep did any of you actually well

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okay megan's giggling because she don't ask me how many bread bowls i've had this morning or how late i was up last night because it took me all of two days before i was up until four o'clock in the morning oh my gosh falling asleep getting up around noon one o'clock in the afternoon when i tell you that i am a night owl and i have no idea how i wake up for the show every morning who did i feel the realities of my life choices this morning so so what did what did you do as

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far like what was your latest that you stayed up like are you like my son and plays video games

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till four in the morning well i went out one night and i got a little toasty if you follow me on instagram you probably saw that interesting night play out uh don't that's why i don't drink if you're wondering why i don't drink that instagram story really was the pinnacle as to why I make poor life decisions. But I will say, night two of vacation, Ellen and I were up until like 2 o'clock in the morning talking, and I immediately was like, and we're off schedule, and we're going to be off schedule for two weeks.

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I was so excited because at one point I actually slept until 9 or 9.30 a.m. I was like, woo, it's almost 10 o'clock and I'm still in bed. I like how you said

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it had to say a.m.

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For Megan's clarity. I did that

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a few days too, and if I sleep until 9.30, I feel like half my day is gone Because normally we're almost done with the show

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I slept in the first week Because you a-holes got me sick All of you Oh man, I saw that Shannon was sick I actually wanted to talk about that But Mike, so what happened? Well, I dodged all December I dodged getting sick Everybody on the show got sick Everybody took some time off And then that following Monday We took the 16th or 17th off That following Monday I just woke up and I went Oh, no. You know that tickle in the back of your throat? And I'm like, oh, no, I have something. Tuesday hits, and I'm just down. I went all the way through Christmas just sick. And I have no idea what it is. I didn't throw up or anything like that, but I had a cold. I was, like, sweating. I slept and watched Harry Potter for an entire week straight. That was it. And I was so sick. Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah.

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That's literally just my vacation, baby. See, at this point, I'm like, good. Everybody's got it, Ben. You all felt our pain.

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What was yours, Janet? Because you got sick before break. I got so sick, yes. And then during break, you got sick.

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I had. So I went to like a dinner with a bunch of my girlfriends the day after Christmas. And eight out of the nine of us who were there that night got whatever this was. And the worst part was the next morning after that dinner was when I was traveling to Canada to see Wes's family, who he only gets to see like once or twice a year. So it's a really, really big deal, you know, for him to go and for me to go. And his kids came with us. And we were supposed to stay three days. So the very first day that we were there, we're at his sister Angie's house. And I can tell, like, something's up with my stomach. Now, mind you, I had eaten a whole bunch of junk that she had out on her kitchen counter. I had had, you know, a glass and a half of wine at that point. We start to do this white elephant game. And I'm like, oh, no. Like, I can tell that something is very, very off. So I tell Wes, I need to go to the bathroom and pee, which was a complete lie. I didn't even make it to the bathroom. I barfed everywhere, you guys. All over his sister's floor, up the walls, down the vent, on the pictures, hanging on her bathroom wall.

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Now that's a white elephant gift. Surprise! And here's the worst part.

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So I had been drinking red wine, and she had a bowl of jelly beans out, and I only like black jelly beans. I know I'm a serial killer. so the my vomit was black it was so disgusting and I thought I could I was panicking I thought I could clean it up myself that didn't happen I had to call in Wes for some help so he you know we cleaned the bathroom bleached the bathroom I'm I find myself wearing his sister's clothing which is like really awesome and awkward at the same time and then 10 minutes later the whole thing happened again and so that was just that was all night long I threw up in the car out the car door all the way to the hotel and so we woke up the next morning and we were supposed to go see more of his family that we had not seen yet and I felt so bad because nobody wanted a sick barfy person around so rather than just sit in the hotel for the next two days in Canada we ended up coming

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to the states and he didn't get to see the rest of his family and i felt so incredibly bad but

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there was like nothing that i could do this guy is by the way in america i was gonna say an american

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hero he is an american hero if you saw how much bark there was he had like rubber gloves on

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no offense i i early this early in your relationship i would have left you in the hotel and gone and visited my family well so that's what i haven't seen for a year that's

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what the plan was but then even his sister was like you you've been around her all night like

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you everybody everybody and now remember the days when nobody cared about that i know i know now he

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has it so he started barfing on new year's wow so he's down and out for the count but it was just

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nasty wait so okay so so you then drove you drove four hours home were you puking in the car i didn't

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puke on the way home thank goodness i slept the entire way i slept i mean i never woke up the

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entire way i can only imagine what like the canadian police uh what do they call them mounties but the canadian what the the guys that wear the funny outfits what they would have thought if all of a sudden they saw this woman holding their head out the window throwing up well he

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kept telling me too because he had to wake me up to go through customs obviously you know with my passport and everything and he's like please please please try to keep it in try to keep it We don't want you vomiting through customs because they would probably pull you over at that point.

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Well, and who knows with the way that things are. I know that they don't have restrictions for COVID or anything like anymore. But could you imagine them saying, I'm sorry, you have to quarantine in Canada? Yeah, turn around. I know.

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I love Canada, but I just wanted my bed at that point.

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When I felt horrible for Mike being sick through the holidays, and then I realized it extends when you're traveling to see people. then it ruins your holidays because you don't get to see those people like my like i only see my parents twice a year i got to philly at christmas to see my parents and then two days later they both got covid so it's like no well it's nice seeing you bye like i was supposed to be a week long vacation i really literally spent less than two days with them and then i just had to spend i was sleeping in their house year too they were yeah so they were also they also had covid last christmas and then when we went home last summer in between my sister's whole family had covid so i couldn't stay around them it's like they just really don't want to see me at christmas if i didn't administer the damn nasal swab myself because my dad doesn't like to do it

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i wouldn't have believed it oh wow so you actually had to give your dad the yeah the test yeah he

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like he was like refusing he's like i don't need to know i'm fine i'm like dad mom's had it for

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you know you have it so how soon after it came back positive did you race out of that place

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we stayed there the whole time but we just masked up when we were in the house so we would always wear masks in the house and obviously cleaned a lot more than usual and luckily it hit like 55 in philly for those last three days so i had all the windows open i'm like i don't care how cold

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it is wow um mike what was your your sickness again what did you have uh the the coughing and stuff that i had or did you have the stomach bug like uh shannon had or what'd you have uh i was

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just i i think it was just coughing and and um i was sweating a lot yeah and i checked my my temperature every single day because i was i'd gotten to the point where i was literally just sleeping in the basement my kids were still going to school which was kind of nice yeah um uh so i just like basically slept in the basement for like three days straight and would check my temperature every single day because I was just, it was to that point where I'm like, everybody's on vacation. I want to go see my family. I didn't end up going to see everybody.

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I'll be honest with you. So for the listeners that don't know this, I'm actually doing the show from down in Florida from Joe Jed and Ashley's studio. And so I'm here. I'm not coming back. I don't. I am not. I get it. I'm waiting until every one of you guys. Seriously. Because I finally got, that cough that we had, I finally got rid of that cough the day or two after Christmas. I was noticing, Chelsea, I'm not constantly coughing like I was because that cough stayed with me for at least a couple of weeks after Jingle Ball. Well, Happy New Year to all of you. Happy New Year to our listeners.

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To our primary care physicians.

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Dr. Warner, I have to tell you the funniest thing. So Dr. Warner, I called him up because I forgot to bring medications with me down to Florida. And have you guys ever done that? Have you guys ever, do you guys, first off, do you guys, any of you guys have to take meds and stuff? Oh, yeah. Every day. So, you know, I'm on some psychotic meds. I'm on some, you know, blood pressure meds. I've got some cholesterol meds. You know, I got all kinds of meds. And so I called him up. And so he calls in a prescription to the CVS and then does it for just the amount of days that I'm in town. And the lady at the one that I went to in Florida goes, oh, yeah, we get this all the time from you guys. And I go, you guys, wait a second. That's racist. Don't call me you guys.

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And she goes, no, she goes, no, from all the people, all the Midwesterners and Easterners and all the people that travel down to invade their their city to to go down.

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Yeah, he's he's my hero to Dr. Werner is taking care. My daughter was sick the day of Christmas Eve and we're all about to get on a flight. And I'm the same thing. Like, I need to get this medicine before we leave.

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Yeah, he's the best. God, I love that guy. And I got to be honest with you, I'm always amazed at how quick he, because he does it not just for us, but we've talked about this. He does it for everybody. Yeah. Yeah. He's an American hero. So our call screen thing that I normally use, or that I would use to see you guys for some reason, iHeart just asked me to re-log in with my password the 12th time. So who's on the phone lines there?

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We got Jamie who missed us. She's glad. Jamie.

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Hey, how you doing?

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Holy cow. How you doing, Jamie? What's going on?

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I'm doing good. I'm waiting to pick up an Uber right now.

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Oh, are you? Wait, are you an Uber? Are you an Uber driver or are you a person that's about to be a passenger in an Uber?

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No, I'm an Uber driver. I drive here in Grand Rapids.

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Oh, nice. Okay, so where is this person going that you're going to pick up?

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I don't know. I've got to wait until they get in the car, and they say, hey, drop me on. And then I take them there.

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Wait, they don't have to tell you the ride ahead of time? Every time I've ever taken an Uber, I've always had to say, this is my destination.

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No, no, they get in, I just confirm their name, and I just, you know, say, hey, it's going to take about, you know, 7 to 12 minutes to get here. Let me know if you need a little bit of heat, you need the window down, we'll get you all taken care of.

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That's amazing. That sounds sketchy, by the way, if they don't have a destination already preplanned. It sounds like they're doing a drug deal this early in the morning

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Well, it has a destination But I'm not able to see it right now Until the person gets into the vehicle

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Oh, I didn't know that that's how that works

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Yeah, it gives you like A mileage from one destination To another destination And if I want to be able to pick it up

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I think they started doing that If I'm not mistaken, they changed that last year Because they didn't want drivers to pick and choose Based on which neighborhoods they were going to And discriminate

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Ah, okay. Well, honestly, it still sounds sketchy, but Happy New Year to you. Did you have a good Christmas and a good New Year's?

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I had a really good New Year's. I made sure everybody got to their destination. I worked at 6 p.m. until about 4.30 in the morning, making sure everybody got to their destination.

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Did you make good money on New Year's?

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Sure, sure.

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By the way Does your life consist of only Ubering Like did you do anything else besides that

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Well before this Hey how you doing How you doing It is going to take us about 10 minutes to get to your destination Okay I'm on the phone with

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We were just going to tell you Make sure you tell every passenger That Mojo in the Morning is back live Because we need to make sure everybody knows

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Tell them who you're on the phone with

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That's why I texted you. I was so excited that you guys were back on in the morning. I was like, oh, yes.

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I wake up at 5 o'clock in the morning to get on the road and listen to you. This guy's getting in the car. He's going. Just a quiet ride to the airport. Could you imagine? It's Joey Tribbiani from Friends. Yo, how you doing?

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How you doing?

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What would you do if you got in the car and this lady was doing this?

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I love Jamie.

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All right. Well, listen, you take care. You have a great day, okay?

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Yes, thank you. and keep up the good work. I appreciate all that you do. You guys keep me going in the morning.

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All right. All right. Take care. Happy New Year.

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Betrayal Weekly is back with brand new stories from threatening text messages disturbing a small Midwestern town. It was from an unknown number. Who else is getting these messages? Why did it start with us? To long cons and stolen identities.

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Who lies about being this sick? This was the last time I ever believed a word she said.

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