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So I want to bring something up. I had a call from a friend that wants to go to this. And this friend is one of those friends that I think everybody has. every time he drinks dot dot dot because this is one of those things we all have those people that we know that every time they drink they do something some people get angry you know some people get angry they they drink and they get crazy and they start you know punching walls and stuff like that some people and this is my friend are a little too lovey and it's not with their wife every time that my friend who wants to come to this party and is coming to this party because i actually put their name in uh comes to any kind of a thing that we're throwing could be whatever could be a bar that we're going to hang out at his group or it could be like my house and a group of people over there he is kissing and flirting on girls that are not his wife i mean he'll he i've seen him kiss like well i mean kissing he's like not like like you know tonguing or anything but like he's like oh god it's great to see you and i'm like next thing you know he's like going in for kisses so be careful of him and i'll point him out to you but he does this and then what ends up happening is it ends up in a fight and then what happens is saturday morning he's got to do the whole apology thing yeah the apology world tour to everybody that was there yeah that he doesn't realize what's going on and i bring this up because he'll be there tonight and i want to make sure all the listeners know who he is and i'll point him out but i also wanted to ask if you could call out the person that is in your life and it could be even you that every time they drink they do this i will say this to you i'd rather be with the kissy huggy guy than be with

the puncher guy oh god the aggressive guy yes is so irritating yes just wants to pick a fight with

anybody 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 every time they drink they blank um i want you to call us up and uh and tell us i will never forget the story that shannon one time said and i think it was about your ex that you said that he speaks in a different language or something like that only started talking spanish he's talking spain so every time he would drink he would have a spanish accent or something right i was like i didn't even know you

i turned into simone biles i do i want to do cartwheels i want to climb things i i just spit all over you i'm so sorry i i i just become a gymnast i am i am not that by the way is a great

one the spitter is also a great one too you know how many people become spitters when they uh drink

what about the other wheels in a bar recently yeah in a bar yes oh my god uh julie every time

they drink is this about somebody else or about you this is about me yes what do you do i steal

i'm a kleptomaniac whenever i drink what's the best thing you've stolen though um actually it was when i was in college i went to a frat party Thank you.

They had a kegger up by the refrigerator, and on top of the refrigerator was this gigantic beer stein filled with coins. Now, mind you, I walked to this party. I walked right up there, grabbed that whole thing. There was like $50 of coins in that thing, and I walked right out of the party with it. We take men's money.

That's crazy. You're not coming to our party tonight. I hope not. You're like reason. Listen, we have a couple of listeners that we've had to ask nicely, please don't ruin it for everyone, because they'll go to our parties, and from time to time, we'll have the managers of the locations, wherever it is, come up to us and go, is there any way that you could tell the person to put down the house plant, you know, like, or something?

I'd have to return clothes.

Have you really? At, like, what, house parties?

Yeah.

You go into their closets and steal their clothes?

Day. Yeah. Or something out of their bathroom.

Oh, my God. Julie is out of control. What are you drinking?

I have to turn around and return it.

Oh, my God. Yeah, what is your drink of choice?

Usually just a captain and diet.

Oh, it's captain. Captain make you crazy. Thanks for the call, Julie. What's up, Fred?

Hello, hey. What's going on?

This isn't the same Fred we just talked to, is it? No. Oh, it's a different Fred.

I'm Fred from Detroit. Fred from Detroit. What's happening, buddy?

What is it? Every time they drink, they...

Oh, every time my boyfriend, he used to drink, I used to have to get him out of fight.

Oh, he was the fighting guy.

Yeah, and I'm six foot two, about 230, and he was little.

So would he always go and fight with, like, the biggest person in the place?

No, he would just, you know, we'd be sitting there casually, And then next thing you know, he'll just stare at somebody like, yeah, I'm about to go and talk to this dude. This dude ain't got nothing on me. I'm like, oh, man. I'm like, all right, he's drunk, man. Let me sit down.

Oh, that's awesome. Trent, every time they drink?

One of my best friends gets completely naked.

Oh, no. And you got to what? Put clothes on him?

No, it's impossible. He just streaks around the entire place, wherever we're at. It doesn't matter if we're in public. It doesn't matter if we're at a house party. He just, after three shots, he just starts falling.

What's off first, the top or the bottoms?

Oh, the bottoms. Straight for you. Oh, yeah. He goes right to the bottoms, then he keeps his socks on because it's too cold.

Oh, that's great.

He's a little piglet.

Hey, Eric, every time they drink.

If I'm out in the bars with people, I tend to just wander off. It's like a big game of Where's Waldo? And I got so drunk the one time they actually bought a leash for me to put on.

You know what? That would suck to have to keep track of you, not knowing where you are.

Oh, apparently I'll talk to random people and go from bar to bar and end the life of the party, pretty much.

Classic. James, you there?

Yes, I'm here.

James is another violent one. Every time you drink?

Yes, Southern Comfort will have me going Mayweather on you. Oh, no. Mayweather.

Really? So you actually punch people when you're drinking Southern Comfort?

You know, I stare people down, and then if they, you know, they're about that action, it's so bad.

Why are you still ordering this? Stay away from the Southern comfort.

It's good stuff, man. Put a little bit of lime with it.

It's not good stuff. It's not.

If it's making you do that. If it's making you do that.

If it's making you do that. If it's making you do that. If it's making you do that. If it's making you do that. If it's making you do that. If it's making you do that. If it's making you do that. If it's making you do that.

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he drinks he would sleepwalk and pee in random places really where's the craziest place he's peed well the first drink can you guys hear me okay because i work in a factory yeah absolutely we were dating and he walked by me rubbed my back and went into the kitchen lifted the garbage can peed but another another time he did it we were in a hotel and he started knocking on the door and he had to go down to the front desk because he woke up and he was in the hallway and we don't know if he peed anywhere i'm a little suspicious and then he peed in my closet on my

shoes and you are amazing thank you by the way we love our hard-working factory workers that listen to this morning show. We appreciate you so

much. Well, thank you.

and he's going to kill me if he's listening, but that's okay. That's all right. I love it.

Yeah. That's good for a good laugh.

Good. Tell him he's not invited to our parties. We don't want somebody leaving Mark's or their, what is it your dog does? Marking their territory. Marking their territory. Emily, this is funny. Emily, every time you drink?

Hi. Yeah, first time, long time. Hey, there. Emily's on the phone. Thanks. Yeah, every time I drink, I become the host of my own British cooking show. oh my god oh my god wait i want to hang i want to drink with you like a positive asmr one or like an angry one oh no i've become like mrs crumpet and hello we're gonna make some

breadsticks today it's ridiculous you are wonderful the best part is i can look at the videos every

day every time happy thanksgiving week on mojo in the morning where if it were legal mojo would We'll be giving away trips to Baitland. Instead, you'll have to deal with your weird uncle on your own. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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This is the Bishop Statement at Bishop State Community College. We want you to hear what our students, educators, and business leaders have to say.

I would say Bishop State's like a home for people. It may not be like a four-year where you have a dorm, you have a roommate, you have a rec center, but it's still a place you can go meet new people. classmates, people in the hallway, make friends with advisors on all these teachers and everything like that. It's just a place you can feel like yourself and not try to be that you don't want to be. With this program, I learned networking a lot. We've had two dinners with heads of different companies dealing with shipping or even game design builds, dealing with AutoCAD or any 3D modeling. So being able to meet new people or meet heads of new people has been really helpful. I don't come from a wealthy family, so four years were kind of not out the picture, but less probable for me to go to. Bishop State with my scholarship, it cut my price in half and made it way easier for me to go to school for the same 12 credits I would go for a four-year. Ready to make

your own Bishop Statement? Visit bishop.edu today and start building your tomorrow at Bishop State Community College.