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you're the champion because you were right you guys all know my obsession with tj maxx and home goods and marshals shut up i have a slight problem i know it i have my favorite ones well wes my fiance just moved down the street from one of the best tj maxx actually it's a home goods marshals okay what makes it the best they always have good stuff it's always well stocked um i just always walk out if they're not empty-handed unfortunately and actually it's become a little bit of a problem because when I'm on my way to his new place especially if I have like a little bit of time I just it's like it's calling my name and automatically my car ends up in the parking lot and I don't even know how I got there but I'm there and I go in and I get lost in the aisles of just wonder and I get to his house like an hour later than I originally told him i would get there so this has become like a minor issue so last night or two nights ago um he had said to me you know we had plans to have dinner at my house and he was going to stay the night and he said his eta was 6 p.m this guy didn't show up until almost 7 30 p.m why you might ask because he quote unquote just popped into home goods marshals and lost track of time And he was so scared to admit to me that that's where he was because he always rolls his eyes at me. And he knew that it was going to be a situation of African told you so. And now he gets it. You don't get it.

I don't get it. No.

Those are my favorite moments. But it may be. Yeah. You don't get it. No, I don't. It's like the same thing. I had to do this with Target one time. Yeah. Right. Because and this was when I was married. but my ex-husband would always be like I don't understand how you say you're going to target for one thing and then our bill shows that you've spent like two hundred and ten dollars yeah later all the time and then the one time he came with me and our cart was filled with stuff that was not mine it was his and I said finally now do you understand what is happening here hold on a second

and I got to interrupt this programming for something.

We're going to play a round of marry, F, or kill. Wait, what? Marry, F, or kill. Ready?

With who?

You're playing it.

No, I know. With who?

Target.

Oh, God.

TJ Maxx or Marshall's Home Goods. Marry, F, or kill. Tell us, please. Target, TJ Maxx, Marshall's Home Goods. Okay. All right. Which one are you marrying? Which one are you F-ing? And which one are you killing? Remember, the killing one means store's closing down. It's going to close down, like, what was the store that just filed bankruptcy and closed down and everything? Bed Bath & Beyond. Bed Bath & Beyond. Yeah, that can go. All right, go ahead.

Nobody shopped there. I know.

All right, number one.

I'm going to kill TJ Maxx.

You're killing TJ Maxx.

Only because Marshall's is kind of essentially the same thing, and Marshall's is usually with home goods. Okay. So I am going to marry Target because they have everything from groceries to everything else. And I'm going to F Marshalls and HomeGoods

Okay alright I had to think about that Marry F or kill It's funny I look at stores And stuff like that And I think of what my obsessive Stores are like which stores

For you it would be Ulta What would it be? Ulta Dicks I feel like you love You love you some Nordstrom

I used to like Nordstrom's Nordstrom's has It has jumped the shark They have become They've become horrible I don't know why that is But COVID made them do it The Apple Store I do like the Apple Store But it's funny I don't like walking in I wish that the Apple Store by us Wasn't in the mall So I could just go right into the store I would say Ulta, Dix And maybe Costco Oh Because I do like going to Costco Okay

Okay, do F, Marry or Kill

Alright, F, Marry or Kill With Or some music Alright, here we go Oh, no That's the wrong one I don't know I was trying to play my game pondering movie. Here we go. F, marry, or kill. Well, I'm going to kill me some dicks. I'm going to marry me some Costco, and I'm going to F me some Ulta. That would be mine for me right there. What are your three favorite stores, Michael? I would say Finish Line or Foot Locker. I guess we'll put them in the same. Foot Locker, we'll just say. Okay. Home Depot, Lowe's, Menards. Okay. Well, nigga, pick one.

See, I could do HomeGoods, Marshalls, because they're always the same.

Yeah. Okay. Well, usually the same. So, Foot Locker. Home Depot. Home Depot. And probably, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, Aldi or Meyer, but I've got to pick one. Oh, well, I kind of like, which one do you want? Aldi. Aldi. Aldi, all right, all right, here we go. Marriott for kill. Oh, um, I am going to kill Aldi. Oh, then you're going to starve I know, but I don't like grocery I mean, I don't mind grocery shopping But I don't like full-on grocery shopping Actually, you know what? Let's change this a little bit Because yours are not competing Like all these stores Like in Shannon's case, they almost have to compete against each other Like mine weren't even good either You should do Aldi, Meijer And then what would be the third food place Do you go to Trader Joe's ever? Sometimes, there's a family fair here I think I'd probably go to family fair All right, Family Fair, Aldi, or Meijer? I would F Aldi, I would marry Meijer, and I would kill Family Fair. Kill Family Fair. Goodbye, Family Fair. You are no longer alive anymore. Megan, what are your three?

Oh, my God. See, I was going to do- You're going to do makeup stores.

Oh, I was going to do Barnes & Noble. Oh, but there's Barnes & Noble and Books A Million, and that's it.

Barnes & Noble's killing themselves.

Okay, makeup stores. Sephora, Ulta, give me another one

Sephora, Ulta, or Mac, Morphe Mac So that's a good one, that's a good one

Sephora, Ulta

Or Mac

Straight up I know who I'm going to kill right off the bat And that's Sephora because they changed their point system And I'm so mad about it I will not get over it

Amen I refuse to ever let this man know

I love that you know what she's talking about

I do All right. I'm out, yeah.

Okay, I'm going to marry Ulta because they have skin care and hair care. Yeah. And then I will F MAC because they have the best lipsticks in the whole world.

All right.

Honey Love, baby. Honey Love with a cork lip liner is my go-to. Every time somebody asks me what I'm wearing, Honey Love lipstick with a cork lip liner. There you go. All right.

Can we do this? Can I do this with Coney Islands? Is it okay to do it with like Coney restaurants in the Detroit area that are like big restaurants? Yeah, okay. Leo's National.

Or American? Should I do something like that? Yes. I'm going to... First off, my friend owns American, and I've always thought that it should be fun to F. So we'll F her. We're going to kill National. And, oh, God, I don't want to marry... No, I'm going to switch that back.

Why don't you do Victor's Coney Island?

Well, because Victor, they don't like calling it a Coney Island because they like to, you know... Because it's fancy. They got fancier stuff on there. They have fancier fare on there. But it's funny because you started this all by saying that guys, you know, don't get it. They don't understand it.

They don't get it until they experience it. And then you get it.

Anybody that's in a relationship, anybody that's a guy, admit this to me. That it is usually a woman in your life. Could be your wife, girlfriend. It could even be your sister, you know, or mom. That is the person that turns you on to this stuff. like no guy just all of a sudden randomly walks into you know a home goods

have you ever been to a home goods honestly have you ever been

to a home goods honestly I've never

oh my god I'm going to take you to the one on Telegraph

they're great I have never been to a home goods if but to just if but to follow Chelsea around and look at my phone the entire time so you've never complaining about why am I in there no I've been physically in it but I haven't mentally been in it so I don't get it

because they've got your big sexy hair All the time. They do? Yep.

Way cheaper than Ulta. But here's the thing. There are parts of Target that I've never been down. Like, there are areas of going to Target where I have, like, literally never been down those aisles.

Like what?

So, I usually walk in. When I walk into Target, I walk immediately and go to the right, and that's all, like, the cosmetics and stuff like that. I go right past all that stuff.

Okay. That's fair. That's Ulta now.

Then I get to the shaving creams, toothpaste, and things like that. I go to that aisle. Never go to the pet aisles in Target because we don't buy anything pet aisle stuff there. And I never usually go. I usually go to where all of a sudden there is the freezer sections and the cold food and then like there are vegetables and things like that. I take a right at my Target and I go down the wet wipes aisle and that's about it for that aisle. I get wet wipes, and then I take a left, and I go all the way down, but I never go to the very end.

You never go to the clothes and shoes? I never do clothes and shoes. That's good guy clothes. That's good fellow line. They don't carry my size.

They have great plus-size clothing. Can I just give some Target some props here? Because they have very size-inclusive ranges, and we love that.

Yeah, I don't know. I've never been able to try that, and I'll only be disappointed if I go in there. Usually, I judge it based on their belts. If I go to their belts and their belts end at 32 size waist, I'm done. So, it doesn't work for me. So, really, they do have bigger sizes.

I shop at Target.

So, I never go to, I never usually get to the clothes side of the thing. I usually go right to any of the sporting goods stuff, the games, the toys, the, you know, electronics. And I never go to the back corner where the seasonal stuff is. That's the best. Except for Christmas, maybe, or Christmas time. Really? That is the best.

Oh, my God. Got to go do that today. Stuff you didn't know you needed.

Yes.

You're going to redecorate your whole deck.

Honestly, I never really thought of it. Maybe today this might be my first. This might be the day that I decide.

Take a selfie in there.

Should I? All right. I might actually have to.

Proof that you went to the deep, dark corners of Target.

I might have to figure it out.

And you've got to have a Starbucks in your hands. Yes. It's going to be totally basic. That's the other thing, too. With a selfie.

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