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Facetiming On The Toilet
Mojo In The Morning

Facetiming On The Toilet

from Mojo In The Morning

March 10, 2023 | 00:10:34 | Leisure

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Bunch in the morning. The latest on the snowfall for today. I just a second ago checked the AccuWeather forecast. and the AccuWeather forecast is saying that we may get a little less than what we thought. So they lessened it a little bit. Here's the thing. I've got seven weather apps on my phone, okay? I don't know why I need seven, but here's what I do with the seven weather apps. I go to each one of them, and I just look at the one that I like the most. So whatever the forecast is for the one I like the most, I go to it, And that's the one I'm going to go to right now. It's funny. I was thinking about this. So I used to have, there was a weather app I used to look at called Dark Sky. And then it got bought out. And now Dark Sky is actually the Apple app. It's the Apple, if you have the Apple phone, it's what they use for their weather app now. And they used to be really precise on the exact second that it was going to actually start raining or snowing or a thunderstorm or something like that. um but lately i i'll be honest with you i uh i've been doing the weather channel one and uh and that one's been good so i know you are such a weather donkey i am a weather well because weather think about this it affects us right it affects our mood it affects how we feel as far as whether or not we're you know we're gonna feel happy or sad or you know if we could go to that concert we've been wanting to go to exactly whether megan can get to chicago to go Go meet that guy. I'm worried about this.

00:03:12 - 00:03:24 | Speaker 2:

You say it affects our mood. I feel like it only makes us angry because the forecasts are only correct about 30% of the time. So then we get mad that they weren't right. And we're like, but we still haven't learned that we shouldn't always believe them.

00:03:24 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 3:

No, I know. You're right.

00:03:25 - 00:03:33 | Speaker 2:

I do, too. I look at them all the time. And I'm like, a lot of averages. I'll look at these three and I'll kind of merge together all the info they gave me. And it's still wrong.

00:03:34 - 00:03:40 | Speaker 5:

I only like the radars. That's my favorite thing. or anything else I don't really care about, but the radars I like to watch.

00:03:40 - 00:05:29 | Speaker 3:

Well, the radar you look at, especially if you are planning, like your kids are playing a sport or you're going to camp. Like I know you're a big camper, Mike, so you probably look at it for that. But, yeah. All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. So I had an incident take place yesterday that threw me off a little bit. i am doing the show from our affiliate studios and the studios that i'm working out of they had at one of the radio stations that's in here they had stars from the tv show cobra kai uh i don't know it's the yeah it's the the karate kid spinoff show right that's on netflix so honestly i didn't know you were such a fan otherwise i would have called you and it would have been a much better call than the call that i actually had megan i ended up so misfit victor is a big cobra kai fan so i wanted to facetime him with one of the cobra kai stars and i facetimed him and he answered the facetime on the turlet he was i mean that's i wouldn't i wouldn't expect anything else it was him it was dutying at the time and and it got me thinking where have you Thank you.

00:05:00 - 00:05:14 | Speaker 5:

face time from you'll have to call us up at 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 uh is oh he's on the phone misfit victor is on the phone with us right now hi victor good morning good morning everyone i'm

00:05:14 - 00:05:21 | Speaker 3:

embarrassed you guys know that i actually go poo you do by the way the word poo is worse than

00:05:21 - 00:05:27 | Speaker 5:

than when you when you say true you know uh spit you know what i mean like i'm sorry i should have

00:05:27 - 00:05:35 | Speaker 3:

said i take grumpies or what was it drop a grumpy yeah drop a grumpy so yes i've been hiding this

00:05:35 - 00:05:44 | Speaker 5:

my whole entire life and now it's out there but you can't answer on on a facetime well it was you

00:05:44 - 00:05:50 | Speaker 3:

it wasn't like my mom calling or somebody else you know it was you it's like you know it's

00:05:50 - 00:05:55 | Speaker 1:

comfortable enough answering a facetime call your facetime while he's sitting on the toilet is

00:05:55 - 00:06:02 | Speaker 5:

yeah yeah i don't know do you guys do you facetime uh much kpr producer yeah i've actually got caught

00:06:02 - 00:06:09 | Speaker 1:

um doing the exact same thing so um i'm sitting on the toilet and facetiming people and snapchatting

00:06:09 - 00:06:12 | Speaker 5:

people it was it girlfriends that you do it because you don't do you don't you don't you

00:06:12 - 00:06:26 | Speaker 1:

facetime on the toilet a guy yeah my friend noah he was like are you on the toilet right now like yeah i mean you can't see anything so i'm not gonna get up to send you a snapchat and then it back down on the toilet. I'll do it with my mom

00:06:26 - 00:06:29 | Speaker 3:

and my sister, but nobody else. It makes you realize

00:06:29 - 00:06:34 | Speaker 6:

how unimportant the conversation is when you're like, I had to talk to you right now to talk about this.

00:06:35 - 00:06:44 | Speaker 3:

The best is Mojo's like, look who it is, and he shows me this guy. And I'm like, I have no idea who this guy is.

00:06:46 - 00:07:30 | Speaker 5:

You know why? I didn't know this. The one guy I grabbed was on season six of Cobra Kai, and Victor did not watch season six yet. I thought the guy was, like, world – because you know what happened was they had all the people here, including Danny. What's the character's name that was the main character? Danny LaRusso. Danny LaRusso. Danny LaRusso. I almost called him Danny LaRusso. So they had all the characters from Cobra Kai that were here, and the only guy that I was able to grab was a guy that I thought was, like, some relatively big guy, like some big person. And Victor goes Who's that? To the guy

00:07:30 - 00:07:39 | Speaker 1:

I had second hand embarrassment watching this I watched Mojo get all excited about this guy And be like oh I'm going to face my Victor Victor's like

00:07:39 - 00:07:57 | Speaker 3:

I literally look at him I go I have no idea who the hell that is And if you would have seen the guy's face I mean it was just like He had this big smile and I just went through He goes, well, I'm on the upcoming season, the new season. Oh.

00:08:00 - 00:08:10 | Speaker 5:

Victor, though, I guess he's got a big role. I guess he does something dirty. He does somebody dirty on the new Cobra. Megan, are you caught up on Cobra Kai? Have you caught up on all six seasons or whatever?

00:08:10 - 00:08:16 | Speaker 4:

No, this is why I'm glad you didn't call me either, because I would have also been like, hi. I love you.

00:08:17 - 00:08:28 | Speaker 5:

Yeah. What do you do, though, when somebody does that, When somebody sends you either a picture or also does the FaceTime thing and says, look who I'm with. And you look and you're like, I don't know who it is.

00:08:28 - 00:08:37 | Speaker 1:

Which is more embarrassing, being the person who isn't recognized or being the person who doesn't recognize the person? Being not recognized. Being not recognized a thousand percent.

00:08:37 - 00:08:40 | Speaker 6:

Cobra Kai guy is definitely more embarrassed.

00:08:40 - 00:08:45 | Speaker 1:

But the easy out is to be like, oh, my service is really bad. The picture is kind of grainy. Who is that?

00:08:46 - 00:08:47 | Speaker 4:

I don't know.

00:08:48 - 00:08:59 | Speaker 5:

Danny. What were you going to say? No, that's it. Sure. Danny, what's going on? Mojo in the morning show, Danny. Yeah. Is this Danny LaRusso from Cobra Kai?

00:08:59 - 00:09:00 | Speaker 2:

No, Danny LaRusso.

00:09:01 - 00:09:02 | Speaker 5:

What's going on?

00:09:02 - 00:09:09 | Speaker 2:

No, but there's been many times where I'll either order food or pizza sitting on the toilet.

00:09:12 - 00:09:14 | Speaker 5:

Do they notice that you're on the toilet when you're ordering?

00:09:15 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 2:

No, no, no.

00:09:18 - 00:09:22 | Speaker 6:

Oh, yes, we do. But you're not ordering on FaceTime, right?

00:09:23 - 00:09:26 | Speaker 2:

No, no. It's over the phone.

00:09:27 - 00:09:34 | Speaker 3:

Yeah. People can hear it. You know how many times we get people that place carryout orders, and it's echoing, and we know they're in a toilet. Right.

00:09:35 - 00:09:47 | Speaker 4:

With ordering food, you can order it and then finish your business. When you're FaceTiming like that with somebody, do you finish, or do you have to sit there the entire time and talk on the phone while still sitting in the toilet?

00:09:47 - 00:09:54 | Speaker 2:

Oh, I'm definitely sitting there. I got a little five-year-old running around and barely gives me any privacy, so that's my time.

00:09:54 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 5:

Do you flush and run when you're on the phone with somebody that you don't want to hear flush?

00:10:00 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 7:

that's what mute is for yeah megan or uh shannon and uh and victor i have muted before to flush and then i'm trying to have a conversation and they're like i can't hear you you got a bad cell oh it's a bad cell must be a bad cell oops yeah well you have such bad service at home

00:10:20 - 00:10:28 | Speaker 6:

all the time we're used to it yeah or you're just uh or we're just talking to you for 20 minutes and then you hear, like, yeah.

00:10:28 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 7:

Do you ever do that, by the way? Do you ever sit on the phone and blame fake that you have bad service because you're not paying attention to what somebody is talking about?

00:10:38 - 00:10:47 | Speaker 6:

Oh, no, I do that immediately. If I have somebody that I don't want to talk to, I say, hey, sorry, I got really bad service, so it cuts off, and then when they bore me, I just hang up.

00:10:48 - 00:11:16 | Speaker 7:

Yeah, and just blame it on the bad service. I can't believe all the people here are texting in. I FaceTimed a date the other night on the toilet how does a person see you as you know have sex appeal you know what I mean like would you yeah like you must be so hot that it doesn't matter at that point you know that you're willing to FaceTime somebody on the toilet

00:11:16 - 00:11:27 | Speaker 6:

the other day what was it Saturday when you FaceTimed me with Luke and I was peeing and Luke's like, are you sitting down? I'm like, yes.

00:11:29 - 00:11:37 | Speaker 7:

You were peeing and sitting down? Yeah. Luke said to Victor, he said, how small is your penis that you're able to do that? Yeah.

00:11:37 - 00:11:47 | Speaker 6:

I said, why should I stand? I always do that. It's just a resting time. You sit down. You don't have to aim, nothing. You just sit down. How long are you peeing for?

00:11:48 - 00:11:50 | Speaker 7:

What do you need that much time to pee for?

00:11:50 - 00:11:58 | Speaker 6:

When you have three kids, Mike, you understand. And you shut the door, you lock it, you pee, and you sit in there for about 15 minutes, watch TikToks, and then you hide from them.

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I'm learning. I'm learning the ways. You're my Cobra Kai master.

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