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Wowie. War of the Roses. And Dave sending those flowers off to his old lady that is not his wife. Maria, hi.

Hi, Mojo.

How you doing?

Hi, Maria. I'm good. He's lying through his teeth so he wouldn't be calling her his old lady. And that lady that's married, Tim, Sherry, needs to leave his ass. I'll be honest with you, though.

The age difference does make both of them as old ladies. I mean, for goodness sakes. I mean, 35 years old and this woman's close to 60 years old and Sherry's, you know, in her 50s. Wow.

Yeah, but he's lying through his teeth. My goodness.

You know how we always talk about our listeners are able to find the little piece of evidence that is the, I don't know, the thing that can push it over the edge towards cheating. Nicole, you say you heard that. What was it?

Yeah. Hi, Mojo. I don't know if you guys picked up on this, but he called her his person when Shannon was trying to get him to hang on who this old lady was. He said, my person.

Yeah, I take notes when I'm doing it, and that was one thing I wrote in all caps. My person. Mm-hmm.

Giveaway. 35 and feeling fine. He was a poet, too, with his. Hey. I got to be honest with you. I'm telling you. I know I said this, but I think that he's a charming guy. I mean, I can see this.

You were gassing him up the whole time. You were giving him a bigger head. This man is going to keep doing this because you were telling him how hot he is.

Oh, I don't know. I think he's going to do what he wants to do. But I got to tell you that, don't you think, in the beginning of the deal, you're like, okay, this guy is a scumbag. At the end of this deal, I'm ready to go hang out with him and have a drink.

Mojo.

Honestly, out of any of the people that we catch, both guys or women, that we catch cheating, I mean, usually you go right away, like, this person's just a piece of crap. And, like, I'm looking at some of the texts that are coming in here this morning, and the texts are unbelievable. I don't think we've had any War of the Roses in the history of this War of the Roses that has ever during it. And I know this was actually kind of long. We kept them on for a long time talking. I don't think I've ever seen so many messages coming in while a War of the Roses was going on. I'm looking back at our text messages we've got oh my god look at that hold on a second let's see if we can count this thing I don't know if you can go that far back but if I go back right now and look at this we have more than a thousand text messages in just the short time that this

I love it he was cracking himself up with his joke about on the back end he just didn't care

Sue what's going on it's Mojo in the morning

good morning

I think he is charming as hell but just dumb as a box of rocks uh yep I mean

35 and lucky to be alive

yeah exactly

that needs to be the hashtag for everything

today uh sue thank you i want to yell at him or kiss him i know same i'm seeing maggie you see what i'm talking about and also the whole pet sitting thing somebody help me understand why

he is pet sitting if she's there is it is the pet sitting just his excuse to get in total front Yes. What's up, Roy? It's Mojo in the Morning Show. SNX, Kiss, and Channel 955. What's that?

I'm terrified. I was my worst Donald Duck.

Oh, please don't do this, Roy. Oh, my Lord, Roy. Roy, you're killing me. You're killing me, Roy.

I apologize. That was from yesterday.

What's going on?

I'm sorry, but he's definitely not playing with her dog. He's playing with her kitty.

She said that.

We had to bleep it out. Yes.

Yeah. He doesn't even know how to cover it up. That's the problem. If he's going to be with a neighbor, he needs to be way, way more careful than that. I know who my old lady is, and if I called her that, there'd be some cookware against the back of my head.

By the way, the neighbor as the cheater has happened so many times on War of the Roses.

Oh, my gosh.

Morgan, what's going on?

Hey, good morning, guys.

Hey, what's up?

For me, it was the extremely long pause when you asked if they were sleeping together. He just didn't answer. It was like 20 seconds. Yeah. Yeah, he's trying to think.

By the way, whenever we'll bring on, you know, hey, we want you to know that so-and-so has been listening to this whole thing, that always to me is kind of the gut-wrenching part where i'm like oh god please you know i mean like i get very nervous when we're we're doing that and yeah when he was like how'd she get on the phone like he did i mean uh classic this this this might go down in the uh the pails of oh yeah you know what somebody just sent me a uh a text here 248 says was he high as a kite if so i love them make him a mojo in the morning misfit we may we may have a mojo in the morning misfit here

jeez wish we had more hands so we could have more middle fingers for dumb people this is mojo in the

morning it's a mojo in the morning show 844 mojo live um kev the topic is lied about being sick and

got caught bro so one of the homies say he was out on a date with a young lady walking around downtown royal oak and they had some outdoor seating areas so he's street side because he's a gentleman she's on the inside closer to the individuals who are eating on the outside of the restaurant so he says when he's walking down the street you know obviously he like notices there are people that are sitting down eating he glances over looks at him he notices a man that is looking at the girl that he's with he looks at the girl he's with and notice that she's looking at the guy oh now the guy's face is like a i can't believe you walking right now he has the shocked face the the kind of confused shocked what are you doing here i know you kind of face but neither of them speak to each other they just walk by each other my friend looks at the girl is like you know dog like y'all know each other she says oh so we asking questions now he like you right you're right he says that they go down to eat they sit at the table and he can tell that holding that secret was too much for her so she just unloaded at that point was like all right listen i'm gonna just come clean i was supposed to go out with him today but i told him i was sick I said, oh my god She don't faked it And got caught

With another man Don't you feel good being that other man She chose me How did your friend feel? Did he tell you?

He's a funny person It's like Megan Swain, he enjoyed it He really stood that moment

Oh, that's great

Has that ever happened to anybody where they uh lied about being under the weather and uh and they got busted especially dating wise

that seems like it would be a tough one well with social media it's so tough yeah you you if you're lying you better not be posting anything yeah you can't even like on social media like let me just like you could be laying you could be laying in bed and i just don't want to know yeah

you're right i guess you're right did i tell you guys a couple weeks ago i had a doctor's appointment that was canceled and the doctors they said, hey, it's like a Friday. They said, oh, I'm really, really sorry, doctor, and I won't say who it is. Dr. So-and-so is under the weather, so

We canceled his appointments this afternoon. It was like a beautiful day.

Yeah.

Beautiful, sunny day. The next night, Chelsea and I go out to dinner. Guess who's there? The sick doc.

Maybe it was a 24-hour bug. Yes.

Well, he holds to his own medicine, I guess, right? I want to know what that is. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Have you ever been busted calling in sick or taking sick day? And what is your best busted calling in sick? I love the dating one. I think that's great. I think the funny ones, though, too, are the ones where you fake sick from school only to, you know, go out to Target with mom or you do any of that stuff is you got to be careful of it. How many teachers have ever been? I wonder if there are any teachers that have ever been busted where they know they're they're sick or they use a sub for a day. only to have people bumping into them in public.

Well, remember you and I used to bust people and they didn't necessarily say they were sick. They were supposed to be working. And we would, me, you, Chels, Fletch, we were all like really super into yoga and we would go to like the afternoon yoga classes, the four of us, and we'd see like four people from our sales department. And we'd be like, wait a second, aren't you supposed to be out on sales call? Nothing better than bumping in. And there they were in that 12.30 yoga class with Raina.

Had to get their minds together. Kelly was the one that was always, remember? She was one of them. She was notorious for their, don't tell crumb.

Remember? He was our sales manager at the time. I feel like some jobs, it's okay, though. Is it? It's easier to get away with certain things.

Yeah. That's a fact. Do you know what we need? We need to go back to the days when we were in high school, and we played sports, and if you missed a day, you didn't play in the game that night. you know you if you like if you were not if you were absent from school yeah no going out and playing no doing that what's up hannah how you doing hi good how are you guys good we're talking about getting busted calling in sick or taking telling somebody you're sick yeah one time i

called in sick and then i ran into my co-worker who also called in sick at the grocery store

oh my god did you start going like chicken noodle soup right we're here for chicken noodle soup

and applesauce we just looked at each other and like nothing was really sad we just said hi and then that was it and i was like oh shoot i probably shouldn't wait did you guys did you

guys uh didn't say to each other don't say anything you won't say anything i won't say anything

I think it was just a mutual understanding of like, yeah, we both know why we're here. So we're not going to say anything.

A couple of texters in here right now got busted by my teacher calling in sick. My mom took me to breakfast in the morning. We just decided not to go. And I like this one here that says that their work has that policy. Their work has a policy that they on Fridays do a lot of happy hours in the afternoon. And if you're not there for work that day, you can't happy hour. I love that works are doing happy hours again. That's cool.

And also that makes sense.

You know what else, too, is you got to be careful. Since COVID, ever faking sick makes people think that all of a sudden you're like sick sick. You're really sick. Christina, what's going on?

Hi. I have a funny story. I was working for Lowe's and we had a company, 4th of July brunch. and I showed up and I'm sitting there eating my food and everybody's staring at me and somebody came up and told me that I was actually supposed to be at work so I was a no-call, no-show, but I showed up to eat their barbecue. Oh, my God.

Is Lowe's pretty good about things? Do they have good benefits?

They do have good benefits, but like one of the things, you know, like sick time, you're really not supposed to use it because you do get in trouble but they do have good benefits that's cool how about 586 here it

says hey i had a buddy that got caught by his parole officer at a bar drinking when they were supposed to be at work and sober that's kind of in the same lanes um a teacher here i called in sick for a dentist appointment once then went to the zoo to walk around after oh is that katie hi katie So what happened, Katie?

Hi. Yeah. So I had taken a day off for a dentist appointment, and then I was like, well, I'm not going to go back to work. And so I went to the zoo, just went to walk around, ran into one of my kids there with his mom. The kid was super excited. And the mom was like, shouldn't you be at work right now? And I said, shouldn't your kid be at school right now?

I like it. Thank you for the call. What time does class start at?

I got about an hour and a half. Okay. All right.

You sure you want to go? It's going to be nice.

You know.

This is not open yet, so I guess I'll go to work.

Thank you.

Yeah, baby, this show will be good tomorrow. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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