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mojo let me take that back to the beginning this is it all right are you ready you're listening to mojo

in the morning you're a doo-doo hack let's go mojo in the morning chelsea and i have uh couples friends that uh are kind of interesting people they uh are like literally the people that when you hear them tell you a story about things that they'll do in their relationship you're like you guys don't fit what i would picture of people that do this you know their names are mike and ann marie and they've been married they got kids they got young kids and they do something that to me is very interesting and tell me if you guys think that i could get chelsea to try this they fake an affair so that they can have like a cool sex time with each other like a role playing sex time so what they do is they'll go get a hotel room typically they'll do it in like a nicer hotel in town something like here in town like the the the you know the daxton or the the townsend or in uh grand rapids you know what is it the uh the jw or whatever um and they'll check into the hotel and then they'll go right to the bar the hotel bar separately and they'll hang out at the hotel bar usually when it's kind of busy and there's like after work type people that are there hanging out or business type people hanging out and they'll pretend that they pick each other up just to bring each other back to their room so that they can bang each other and when they were telling me this i'm looking at them going jesus you're like i'm like the freaking pta of your school like you do stuff like this like you don't tell your you know i hope that you're not not telling the other moms this stuff you know what i mean like they're gonna think differently of you though like you know how sometimes you like you bring treats in for the class it's gonna be like holy crap what kind of treats are these guys bringing in different kind of pta yes but they do this in a way that makes them fake that they're having an affair so that each other won't have an affair is that interesting

I don't like the way you put that last part. Like, if they were doing it as a way to spice up their relationship. They're doing it to spice it up. Yeah. But if you're doing it off the, I don't want you to do this with nobody else, then that's kind of, ugh. Well, I don't think they said.

I asked him that. Did you do this to have an affair? I was like, no. I'm doing it because I'm making it my relationship. Anne-Marie said, we're doing it to make our relationship so good, he's never going to want to have an affair. Okay. So I'm like, do you think I can get Chelsea to do that? Hell no.

Have you guys ever role-played anything? Because I remember back when the Real Housewives of New York was just starting, and I remember Bethany Frankel used to talk about the thing that she did with her husband all the time where they would bump into each other at a hotel bar or the grocery store and pretend they didn't know each other. It wasn't an affair role play. It was like an I'm just meeting you. Let's have a one night stand type of role play. No. And Chelsea. No, but I remember you saying Chelsea was like intrigued by the idea, but I didn't know if you guys ever like. Here's

the problem. She would not bump into me.

I phone with me to get the boy. Alright, never mind. See you in the aisle and run to the next one.

If we were at the hotel bar, there'd be some other guy hitting on her and I would be sitting there going, whoa, come on. You can't do this.

So Wes and I have only done it one time.

You have?

Yeah. And it was, we were on vacation in Arizona a couple of years ago. And he randomly did it. Like, we had no plans to do this. But we were out to dinner. And we were sitting at a bar. And he went to the bathroom and came back and sat down on the opposite side of the bar. And I'm thinking, what the heck is he doing? Like, he clearly knows where we were sitting. and then he came over and introduced himself to me as Ben. Oh, Jesus. And then I was like, okay, I know where this is going. Ben? Yeah, so now Ben and Sarah are like a thing. Oh, okay. So you played along. You fell

right in and kept it going. Yeah, it was

actually super fun. What if

you didn't like Ben, but

you liked Wes? Oh, I liked Ben. We're actually going away this weekend, and he's like, are Ben and Sarah going away or is it Shannon and Wes?

Really? Now, when Wes became Ben, did he change anything like was could you tell there was a separation between he and wes not

really okay so he looked like wes but he acted like ben what if what if he just had a different what if you guys role play like this and you want ben always to be there for him and you're not interested in wes anymore you're now interested in ben that's where it could become a that could be kind of a little uh shaky i would love what if you call up ben's name in bed i well then he

He obviously knows who that is, but I think that, like, the affair scenario, though, is kind of, I don't know. I feel like I would, you would want to pick a different scenario because what if in that situation, Anne-Marie, like, really liked the feeling she got because she felt like she was having an affair?

Does it feel like you're having an affair, though, or does it feel like you were just doing something stupid before you got together? I don't know. I'm just saying something because nobody's calling.

No. no sorry that's true by the way can i can i say this to you though i've asked all these questions i said what happens if you what what no what happens because that's the truth that's actually not a bad statement that you said and megan that's not a bad statement that you said either obviously you know you're you it's like dressing up at halloween you know what i mean like i know you're not batman yeah you know but i i asked her and she said there was something naughty about it Because she's like, you know what? In my head, I knew I was having sex with Mike. But deep down inside, we were doing something that was different than the last time we had sex. You know what I mean? Instead of just having sex, you know, missionary, so to speak. Which I don't think these guys are missionary people after hearing these stories.

No, they probably are, which is why they need this.

844, I don't think so. You got to meet Mike. I think Mike is...

Honestly, I've met Mike.

Yeah.

And I... I wouldn't think that they would be the type of couple to do this or have this scenario.

But then when you hear this, now you know that they're kinky as hell. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548, what is your role play that you guys do in your relationship? Hi, Amanda.

Hi, well, I agree with this because I think actually you're giving me an idea because we're a little bit into the relationship And I think you forget how you look at the person when you first saw them, like on a first date or, you know, just the look, it just changes for some reason. So it's not a bad idea to remember that, you know, first way you thought of them or when you saw them, when you didn't know them.

Well, I think you lose that when you're in a relationship that goes for a long time, right? You know, you fall into comfortability and comfortability sometimes.

You forget, like, oh, that cute boy sitting over there. Exactly. That's the flirty. That's the flirting.

I always, I've said this numerous times that one of the things that Chelsea and I learned by doing this podcast together is we had to start dating each other again. Because what ended up happening.

I want them to look at you that way too. Like you're, you know, exciting.

And, oh, I remember when we first kind of didn't know each other and met. Yeah. It's just kind of a nice thing.

And you have to almost think of yourself trying to pick them up all the time because otherwise you just assume. What's up, Zach? How you doing, Zach?

What's going on, Mojo? How you doing? It's been a long time. Hey, buddy.

Zach's on the phone. Zach, are you a role player?

I am a role player. This stemmed from one year we had a bit of a night on Halloween. So I was dressed up. She was dressed up as a nurse. I just happened to be Batman. You know, it's one of the superheroes I enjoy. So, you know, by the end of the night, I said, you know, from here on out, you're just going to have to call me in the Dark Knight in the bedroom.

Dude, I want to call you Bruce.

The Dark Knight is Bruce. This is good, too. If you can call me Bruce, you know, we can get a little American Psycho going.

Do you guys have costumes that you wear?

No, so I wear the mask. You know, everything else just kind of gets in the way anyway, but the mask, I keep on. Like, that's a cape, dude. Where's Rachel?

Wait, is that your Batman voice there? Your Christian Bale Batman voice? I'm Batman.

That's what I can do.

Yes. What's her name, Rachel?

Where's Rachel?

Where's Rachel? I like that. Do you save her usually from the Joker or whoever else?

Yeah, I dress my dog up as a penguin.

No, not the dog.

The penguin.

That's great. You dress the dog up as the penguin.

Does she dress up at all? I dress her up as Harley sometimes. We get a little, you know, I mean, I can't go too far on the radio.

I'll be honest with you. i think it would be kind of fun to do this like i there is nothing that makes you feel sexier than how you look in moments you know what i mean like i'm not gonna lie to you the white pants may come out every now and again for chelsea i love that you were feeling confident white pants chelsea actually said to me she said hey i just really wanted to tell you she told me this uh this weekend she goes you really did look good in those white pants she goes i was looking back at some of the pictures and stuff she realized how good you looked in that white pants and i said listen if you want they're in the other room it's uh her birthday you say tomorrow i might wear them for her birthday you have to they may come out the white pants are going to come out to play with no drawers underneath you think just do it like that how about no shirt how about bare chested with a clean shaven back with a rose in your mouth right there what do you think that's going to be my new thing like i when whenever i see that you know how some people like they'll put out like uh you know when they want to have sex with somebody they'll like tie a band bandana onto their door or whatever i don't know like you know you hear these stories all the time like people or the upside down pineapple when they want to have gay sex you have a roommate

yeah you have a roommate stay out of the room the lock doesn't work when i'm ready for chelsea i'm

gonna wear the white pants the white pants are just gonna come out out of the blue one day i

I feel like we need to get you bunk beds for the full dorm experience.

Can I tell you, can I tell you, I would pay, pay for bunk beds and I, we have to have sex on the top bunk. I just want to see what that would be like. I never got to live in a top bunk ever. I was always too fat for a top bunk.

You pay for your own health insurance. Now, when you're in the middle of it, you're like, this is going to be expensive if one of us falls. It's not fun.

It's so good. All right.

It's responsibility.

Somebody reminded me that Mike and Allie did this. that Mike and Ellie did the whole role play. They role play all the time. Yeah. Those guys, by the way, that's why their relationship is the way it is. It's so good. They have such a good relationship.

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