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it is halloween and the only costume i've ever dressed up in my entire life that i enjoy is the pope costume i think i always secretly wanted to be a priest i talked about how i was going to go to the seminary, but I really want Kevin to dress up too, but he won't. I got the costume sitting right here. Why do we need two popes? I'll even give you a cross. I got a cross. I got a staff. Oh my gosh, that is... Yeah. Come on, Kev. Come on. But you got to call... This is my last Halloween. I'll do it. You got to call with your confessions. So if you call with your confessions, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. We will cleanse you of your sins. sisters and brothers, we will get you guys ready for new sins to come into your life. That's what I used to think when I was a kid going to confession. I was like, oh, this is good. I get to get rid of sins. And then it's kind of like you get more food. You know what I mean? Look at this. Should Shannon and I get habit costumes? I'm going to get you guys. Oh my gosh, please. For the new studios, we're all dressing up. Oh my gosh, please. Please.

Do you want it? I'll order it right now. That young one from Sister Act was real cute. Oh my gosh.

Oh, wow. Did you just let him?

Like Rafiki in Lion King.

Put on that. Oh, you can't put on that wig because girls are priests.

That, yeah. You can't wear that. All right. Here we go. Here we go. All right. I got my staff here, too. Ready? Shannon, you want to hold my staff? You can have my staff.

That actually sounds really inappropriate. Wow. Grab a staff, Shan.

It's a little bendy.

Hold the staff. No, thank you, Diddy.

It's starting to bend a little bit. There's a bend in the staff. I know there is a bend in the staff. I'm going to hang it right over here. I got a little bend.

Staff's a little limp.

A little bend in my staff. All right. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. If you would like to cleanse yourself of your sins, we would like to take your confessions this morning. First up here is Becca.

Oh, the Walmart.

How about this? By the way, and after her confession, we got to do one. We got to do it for the confession based on it. I feel like Joe Dirt. Becca.

Hi, good morning.

Good morning. Becca, say bless me, Father Mojo and Father Kev, for I have sinned. And then tell us yours.

Bless me, Father Mojo, and Father Kevin, for I have sinned. But about two months ago, I was finding out the gender of our baby, and it was supposed to go into an envelope for me and my husband to look at together when we got home to be like a special moment. But I was so impatient. I had the tech tell me what the gender was, and then I had 10 that I didn't know what it was.

Oh, no. I'm convinced every mom-to-be does that, That she figures out what it is before the guy does and before anybody else did that gender reveal.

I was so impatient. I couldn't do it.

What are we having?

We are having a boy. Yay! That's what he's saying.

All right, hold on. We got to do our chant for you. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. love you Becca. Love you. Take care of yourself. Kyle.

Yes, Kyle. Welcome to our confessional here. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Text 95500. Bless me. Well, actually, bless you.

Father, I've seen. Mojo, I've seen.

Yeah. Bless you. Bless me. Bless them all. Go ahead.

Bless you. Bless you. Yeah. Bless me, Father. Mojo, I've seen.

Yes. What is your confession, son?

I lied to the police. Oh, God. About what? What about my child? But my mom swung on my sister I think it was twice

Wait

What? Say that again I'm sorry What did you say?

My mom swung on my sister

She swung on your sister Your mom like punched your sister?

Yeah Something like that

And what did you lie to your What did you lie to the police about?

They asked me did I see it I said no But I was like second I seen the arm But I don't know what it was

So you So they said did you see your mom hit your sister like punch your sister was your sister a grown or is she a little one yeah we all adults you guys are grown okay and so your mom I feel better now your mom I don't your mom punched what did your sister do that got your mom so riled up

just yelling she told her to shut up my mom was like what don't tell me to shut up can't do that

and so so your mom swung hit your sister and then your mom tried or your sister tried to press charges against your mother I hate to say this But I don't think I would turn my mom in You heard me bro

I was like no I didn't see what happened

East side or west side family

Yeah we always go through stuff Everybody go through stuff

East side or west side family sir

Oh we from the east side

I thought so

I mean I do

We can't laugh at them

The east side of Detroit Checking in

Next caller, please. He also committed to crying.

But you know what, though? But his sister was being a bitch to his mom. That doesn't mean you get hit. You know what? First off, how old was your sister? How old was your sister? 29. Get out of the house. She know better. That's mom's house.

Oh, so there's... Yeah.

Okay, next caller.

I'm on your side, Kyle.

Thanks, Kyle.

Your sins are forgiven.

First time.

Yeah, Kyle, on the call.

You lied to cops.

All right, Wendy, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning. Welcome to our Mojo in the Morning confessional. It's already controversial. Good morning. Hi, good morning.

Happy Halloween. First time in a long time. Hey there. Wendy's on the phone.

Wendy, welcome.

Thank you. I pooped in my swimsuit this summer. Oh, my God. You couldn't torture that information out of me. Where were you swimming? It was like a scene from Bridesmaids where, like, it's happening. I can't control it. It came out. Luckily, I was wearing a two-piece, like a tantini, because I had to go to the marina. I was taking friends out on our boat, and I pooped on the boat. I couldn't help it. It was uncontrollable. I had to go into the marina bathroom, drop trowel, and wash out my slinky bottoms in the sink.

Oh, my God.

Somebody made a stinky.

This is going to be a good chant. Hold on. Hold on a second. Ready, Wendy? all right we love you take care of yourself um it's over nothing earth chattering though i mean nothing like that's gotten us to the point where we have to actually call our bosses and say what should we do because usually these confessions get us that way we all of a sudden get somebody we had one guy confess to murder once remember that it was like what yeah murderers call in where are you at april are you there i sure am april welcome to our mojo in the morning confessional it's uh father mojo and father kev here today bling bling yes how are you good would

you like to confess i sure would i uh put two gallons of water in my husband's gas tank why did you do that because he was out playing cards he said but he never came home and that's not really where he was oh where was he uh some girl's house how do you know so when he went to leave to leave his car completely stopped oh no i mean you almost hoped that the girl was in the

car with him at the time that that happened you should next time sugar i think don't they say

sugar in the water i googled it for days i googled it for days that's car murder one

hold on a second hold on

April, who is the woman that he was fooling around with?

Do we know? You're kidding. Put it in her tank, too.

She has enough sugar in her tank.

Thank you for the call. I'm sorry that you had to go through that. Hi, Dale. How you doing? doing good how are you guys fantastic dale we're just having a little fun on halloween all getting goofy with mojo confessions do you have a confession for us i sure do um my wife's

friend was diagnosed with cancer and was going to pass away she had a crush on me and they set me up to mess around with her who did wait what my wife and her friend she's a Catholic girl, she said that as long as I confess my sins, it would be forgiven and okay. Wow. So you

slept with your wife's best friend on her deathbed?

Yes. Is she still alive, or did she

end up dying? No, she passed. This was a couple years ago. So it was like anointing of the sick.

But kind of. Yeah, I mean...

You couldn't wait to be comforted until after?

It was fine. How was it? um she was great we had fun um she actually said that she regretted that she never got a chance to do it before and um my wife told her as long as she's going this is her incentive to try to fight

it oh my god now did she try like wild stuff because obviously like she was about to die

We did a lot of dirty stuff, yes.

Really?

A lot of just anything and everything that she wanted to experiment with and try, we went for it.

Was your wife watching the whole time, or were you guys proud?

She took some pictures and joined in a little bit. This is great. And video, and, yeah, it kind of got crazy.

Unbelievable.

Bro, that is amazing.

And then the chick dies, and you never got to hear about it again.

Oh, my God.

It's perfect, bro. She went out with a band.

Thank you. I'll greet you at the gates of hell, Kevin.

Great story. With a cross. That was a great story.

I don't think I'll ever forget. That might be one of the craziest calls that I've ever been witness to on the history of this radio show.

Do you have friends that you would let Wes bang if they were dying of cancer? Any friends that you would be willing to?

I want to think I'm that cool. Jennifer are you there I'm here

Jennifer confession to us please

I slept with my ex husband last week

he's a freshman

and he's remarried

oh no

who made the move you or him

oh it was me

wow

and where did y'all do that

his house

where was his wife

she's in another country currently you going back for more maybe not do they have a ring doorbell camera no no he's got access to the camera but she doesn't

after you guys got done did you lay there with his arm around you and did he say I regret that we ever got divorced or what was said?

Oh, no. I just got up and left because I'm straight on all that.

Oh, you're in.

Go trick-or-treating tonight. Here we go. You know what I mean.

Hold on.

Jennifer, you little ho. That's the definition of this. Passports ain't the only thing in a stamp.

That's amazing. By the way,

by the way,

listeners are saying that the guy that called us up that did this for his wife's friend is like a miracle worker for doing that, for giving her a smile before she died. He like, he literally did something good. Like he gave back, you know? It's pretty amazing.

Can somebody bring in some holy water for me to spray Kevin with? Oh, this studio, by the way.

This studio is going to be so like, it's going to implode when we leave here because of everything that's happening. Do you think that our sins follow us to the new studio?

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