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Mojo In The Morning

First To Get Drunk

from Mojo In The Morning

March 20, 2023 | 00:10:44 | Leisure

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Welcome to the morning. happy first day of spring and actually it's cold right now but it's gonna warm up this week to get into the 50s which is nice actually today's not not gonna be bad we'll uh we'll have sun shining and if that sun shines we will definitely get into the 50s and then as the week goes on uh we do have a mixture of snow coming back with rain but it uh doesn't look horrible but first uh so i didn't realize that spring start started this early march uh 20th i i guess what we got opening day coming up here very soon for all of our teams so that will uh that will be a sign of the first day of spring and usually that opening day in every city whether it be in detroit grand rapids or toledo is either a hit or miss it can either be great or not do we did you fall off your chair

00:02:42 - 00:02:47 | Speaker 3:

when i mentioned that no there's all of a sudden accord behind me and i'm i was stuck oh you got

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Are you okay?

00:02:47 - 00:02:48 | Speaker 3:

Are you stuck? Yeah, no, I'm stuck.

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All right. Making sure. All of a sudden, I just heard. I hear loud noises sometimes in my head, so I don't know if necessarily that, but then I saw you. No, this studio is so unsafe.

00:02:58 - 00:03:03 | Speaker 3:

I literally have wires hanging over my knees, and then there were wires hanging under my chair.

00:03:03 - 00:03:16 | Speaker 5:

Well, that's probably cleaner than the asbestos in the walls. Right. So to be honest with you, one of some ways we'll hurt ourselves with this studio, that new studio cannot come too soon.

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I was watching Shannon and I thought, she's still drunk from the weekend?

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Were you drunk?

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Wait, were you drunk over the weekend?

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Yeah, I mean, Saturday, I had a lot to drink. And then I kind of slowed down. And then later in the evening, like late in the evening before bed, I drank more.

00:03:33 - 00:03:37 | Speaker 5:

Wow. I just kept going. Wait, you drank more at, in your room?

00:03:38 - 00:03:54 | Speaker 3:

No, we got, Wes all of a sudden was really super hungry at night, my fiance. and so we went out so he could get like a proper dinner um and so as he was eating i'm like well i'm not really that hungry so i was just drinking oh sitting next to him okay because i was like

00:03:54 - 00:03:59 | Speaker 5:

wow you had alcohol in your room too well i did have alcohol in my room well okay did you bring

00:03:59 - 00:04:12 | Speaker 6:

it from my home uh-huh um you know little uh fanny pack full of airplane bottles to the party like shannon brings you know brings cake to the birthday party you know why wes was hungry Why?

00:04:12 - 00:04:43 | Speaker 5:

The man talks so much that at dinner, I sat next to him, and I loved every minute of it. And I actually told you this in the studio just a second ago. Yeah. I started having food envy because I ate my salad so fast, and I got a salad because I was trying to behave myself, but I needed to have more than a salad. So I look, and he's got his tacos sitting there, and I'm like, he has not touched his tacos. and the reason why he had been talking from the moment that we sat down until the end and i thought

00:04:43 - 00:04:52 | Speaker 3:

to myself i'm like whoa this makes sense now he was very hungry and then he had to go out he had to go out i got to the restaurant he had a burger at night he offered me his talk he said here he

00:04:52 - 00:04:59 | Speaker 6:

wants tacos i haven't touched him and i'm like why haven't you touched him like we've been all starving all day and you haven't eaten now i realize why he was just talking that

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He's also a dancing machine.

00:05:01 - 00:05:08 | Speaker 6:

I'm just realizing it's the first meal I've ever had with Mojo where I ate my meal because he wasn't interviewing me.

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Now I know what you go through. I will say this, too. The man does not dress for the occasion. It was so cold on Saturday, and he wore a sweatshirt.

00:05:20 - 00:05:46 | Speaker 3:

He wore a sweatshirt because he's been traveling for the past two weeks, and so he had a coat that was like – Like, you know, when you go home from a trip and sometimes your clothes just stink and his jacket smelled. So I had thrown it in the washer and dryer and then hung it up to dry. We get to Grand Rapids and we're unpacking in the hotel room, trying to throw on our stuff really quick so we could meet you guys. And he's like, where's my coat? Where's my coat? I'm like, I don't know. Did you grab it? It was hanging up in the laundry room. You didn't grab my coat for me.

00:05:48 - 00:05:52 | Speaker 4:

You're not even married yet. He's already doing that. You can grab your own coat.

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Wow. When did he realize his coat was not there?

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When he went to put it on in the hotel room in Grand Rapids.

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Oh, my God. That's crazy. Yeah, it was cold. We posted up on our social media a ton of pictures from this weekend, a ton of videos. We got all kinds of stuff for you to see from the weekend. But one of the things that has been trending this morning that you can go check out is who was going to be the drunkest, who got lit at the party. And hold on a second. I'll play it for you.

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My name's Mike, and I think, uh, Megan's going to get the most drunk tonight.

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Yeah.

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Hey, it's Megan. I'm double fisting, so it's probably going to be me. But also, Mojo is the biggest lightweight, so I think Mojo is going to be the drunkest tonight.

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This was done early in the...

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Probably me.

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Hi, my name is Mojo, and Spike's going to be the most drunk tonight.

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Yeah.

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Hi, I'm Spike, and I think Shannon is going to be the drunkest tonight.

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Hi, I'm Shannon, and I think it's going to be me.

00:07:05 - 00:07:12 | Speaker 2:

We went through everybody. Everybody said something. Lydia said something. Lydia, okay. We even had, okay.

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My name is Kate here, and I think Megan is going to get the votes.

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A couple votes for Megan. Megan, yeah.

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Hi, my name is Kate, and I think Megan is going to be...

00:07:25 - 00:07:28 | Speaker 2:

Wow, another vote for Megan. That's Kate from sales.

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My name is Megan. I was the drunkest. I'm very humble. Yeah.

00:07:34 - 00:07:37 | Speaker 2:

Now, was she truly the drunkest, though?

00:07:37 - 00:07:44 | Speaker 4:

I'll say, first of all, KP produced that, and it was very well done. And second of all, KP was the drunkest. Yes.

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Yes.

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Not me.

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She edited that. It was not Megan at all.

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It was so funny when KB was like, can you edit this? I was like, what do you mean, babe? Why is it me?

00:07:58 - 00:08:07 | Speaker 5:

No, I realized the next morning, I'm like, shoot, I didn't end the video. I didn't film the drunkest person. Now knowing it was me that was the drunkest person, that's why I couldn't film it.

00:08:07 - 00:08:14 | Speaker 3:

I had conversations with you. I'm wondering if you even remember. Do you remember cornering me in the bathroom with your friend? Oh, that was a really good corner.

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And you were like, Mom, Shannon, I need your advice. I said that.

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You called her mom, Shannon? Yes, you did. No, I didn't.

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Yes, you did.

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You are drunk at a tissue level.

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It was so funny.

00:08:25 - 00:08:29 | Speaker 2:

Wow. So what was, do we remember what the question was that she asked?

00:08:29 - 00:08:34 | Speaker 3:

It was actually for your friend. You wanted advice for your sweet friend who was with you. I'm freaking drunk.

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Okay, so you did. You got the drunkest, and we knew that you got drunk because you were walking around a restaurant eating a cheeseburger with one hand. Which was mine.

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You gave it to me. I did.

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Not even at a table, but just walking around. And it was a big cheeseburger. It was not like a little McDonald's burger.

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She needs some food in her stomach.

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And then you went to your hotel room, and you passed out in the hotel room.

00:08:58 - 00:09:07 | Speaker 5:

I did not. I took my friend back to the hotel, and she passed out. And I stayed up editing videos because you told me a very offensive comment at the bar that we were at.

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What did I say?

00:09:08 - 00:09:17 | Speaker 5:

You said, I'm so tired of making these TikToks. I never see you post them. So I edited the video. That was my task when I got back. And I posted not one.

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Wow. So in your editing was actually not bad on these things with being drunk.

00:09:23 - 00:09:38 | Speaker 5:

Here's the thing. You guys think I was drunk. I was just happy. Like, when I'm here, I'm, like, hyper-focused work mode. When I am not at work, I am, like, I feel like I'm way more fun.

00:09:38 - 00:09:59 | Speaker 2:

It's funny because I've said to you sometimes around the station, and KP is our new producer. If you've not met her, you can go check out KP up on our social media and see what she looks like and what she's all about. But I've said to you before here at the station, I go, you don't seem like you're happy. You don't ever smile. Well, you get in serious mode here at the station. Now I know what the deal is. We need to do live broadcast.

00:10:00 - 00:10:07 | Speaker 8:

all the time and get you hammered, right? We're getting hammered. You know? Oh, not hammered. Happy, she said. I'm going to start using that.

00:10:08 - 00:10:09 | Speaker 4:

I'm just happy, officer.

00:10:09 - 00:10:15 | Speaker 8:

Yeah. The happiness comes out when you have a little bit of alcohol. It's truth juice, right?

00:10:15 - 00:10:17 | Speaker 2:

It is, indeed. And it makes things

00:10:17 - 00:10:20 | Speaker 8:

good for you. What do you drink, by the way? What was your drink of choice?

00:10:21 - 00:10:32 | Speaker 2:

I would drink anything, but at the broadcast, I had a Moscow Mule. I had a couple of those. And then I had a couple shots. Yeah, it's a white tea shot, actually. Oh, like three of those.

00:10:33 - 00:10:34 | Unknown:

I can't remember the exact amount.

00:10:35 - 00:10:37 | Speaker 8:

Was it a white tea or the green tea one? It was a white tea.

00:10:37 - 00:10:38 | Speaker 2:

I could go for either. Yeah.

00:10:38 - 00:10:46 | Speaker 8:

Is there tea in those shots? I don't think so. It didn't give me any energy, you know? But it definitely did give you a little bit of drunk.

00:10:46 - 00:10:58 | Speaker 2:

I got nervous, though, because I gave you my phone to film your part of the TikTok, and you were like, I'm going to go do it in the bathroom. And you were sitting on the toilet. I'm like, I cannot leave that man alone, locked in a bathroom with my phone.

00:10:58 - 00:11:04 | Speaker 8:

That might have been how many beverages you had that you actually let me take it into the bathroom.

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I was about to bust into that men's room and be like, get out of here.

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Give me that bag.

00:11:10 - 00:11:20 | Speaker 4:

You left us at dinner, and then we rallied and went to another bar, and we didn't see you there, and then people started to disperse. It was like 9 o'clock at night. Did you go back out?

00:11:21 - 00:11:21 | Speaker 2:

Yeah.

00:11:21 - 00:11:22 | Speaker 4:

Did you?

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Oh, yeah.

00:11:23 - 00:11:24 | Speaker 4:

Where'd you go?

00:11:24 - 00:11:40 | Speaker 2:

I don't know. We went to this place called the Steel Cat Bar. I think it was like a hole-in-the-wall bar because the line to get in everywhere, like in downtown Grand Rapids, it was so long. So we went to a different place and just hung out there. Sam and I ended up leaving.

00:11:41 - 00:11:42 | Speaker 8:

Sam is your friend that you brought with?

00:11:42 - 00:12:02 | Speaker 2:

Yeah, Sam is my really good friend. I picked her up. I had an event in the morning. Sorry, I had to swallow. I was just talking so much. Still drunk. Still dry mouth. I had an event in Detroit in the morning, and then I picked her up and drove to Grand Rapids. And then we had a great fun night and then went out after us. And then it was good. It was great.

00:12:02 - 00:12:22 | Speaker 8:

Yeah. So, by the way, I just want you to know, KP, that you might have won as the drunkest. But I truly think later this morning we've got somebody that was a good, stiff competition for you that I will have to bring up. Messier drunk. I think I came in second. Yeah. Yeah, so we'll figure out exactly who that is coming up.

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Producer KP, welcome to this show. My thoughts and prayers are with you. Hey, guys, it is Ryan.

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