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Five Lies to Tell Your Mom: Wedding Proposal
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Five Lies to Tell Your Mom: Wedding Proposal

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November 27, 2024 | 00:06:00 | Leisure

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five lies to tell your mama isabella hello are you ready

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Oh, I'm ready. Five lies to tell your mom?

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Yes.

00:02:02 - 00:02:10 | Speaker 6:

Isabella, I don't know if you really want to piss people off before they're about to pay for your wedding. Are you sure you want to do that?

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I am sure. I've been dying to do this since middle school.

00:02:14 - 00:02:43 | Speaker 6:

Oh, my God. It's five lies to tell your mom. We're going to call up and have your mom believe that we're going to have a little bit of issues with the wedding reception. okay all right lie number one you're gonna say mom there's an issue with the wedding lie number two say we got put on a waiting list lie number three we're behind another couple

00:02:43 - 00:02:50 | Speaker 1:

lie number four they said i was irresponsible since i didn't get all of the paperwork signed

00:02:51 - 00:02:51 | Unknown:

Okay.

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And line number five, they put us on a waiting list for two years, or they said, we have to pay $2,000 more now.

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Oh, boy.

00:03:03 - 00:03:06 | Speaker 6:

How much money has your mom already paid for this wedding?

00:03:08 - 00:03:14 | Speaker 8:

Well, altogether, it's going to be around $27,000. Oh. Yeah.

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$27,000.

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I know. I should have just got eloped at this point.

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You may have to after this five lies. Are you ready?

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I don't know. I'm ready.

00:03:24 - 00:03:25 | Speaker 6:

Here we go.

00:03:36 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 8:

Hello? Mom? Yeah? Okay. There's an issue with the wedding. What? We got put on a waiting list. Like, what's the kind of waiting list? Well, we're behind another couple right now. Are you okay? Yes, I'm okay. I'm just kind of panicking because I don't know what to do. Okay, I got you. They said I was irresponsible because I didn't get all the paperwork signs that I was supposed to sign. For the venue? Yeah. You know, the last meeting we had, I was supposed to sign a paper when she sent over that email, and I never signed it. And they said they have to put us on a waiting list, and we can't get in for the next two years, or we have to pay an extra $2,000 more. Oh, that's ball. I'm sorry. I don't know what to do. Figure it out. I totally forgot about the e-mail. What was it you had to sign? After the e-mail they sent me about the overview of the wedding, and I was supposed to...

00:05:00 - 00:05:09 | Speaker 4:

sign it to confirm everything and I never signed it. I just don't know what to do. That's an extra

00:05:09 - 00:05:38 | Speaker 2:

$2,000. Figure it out. Isabella. We'll figure it out. I love you. We'll figure it out. I know, but I've already made you spend enough money. I love you. It's fine. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out.

00:05:39 - 00:05:47 | Speaker 4:

Mom. What? Hi. Hello? How are you?

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What the?

00:05:52 - 00:06:00 | Speaker 4:

Do you remember all those days that you would drive Isabella to school and she would listen with you to Mojo in the morning?

00:06:01 - 00:06:03 | Speaker 2:

Belle, I'm going to f*** you.

00:06:05 - 00:06:14 | Speaker 4:

You went from the nicest mom in the world that was like calming your crying daughter down to now you want to beat her ass, don't you?

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Oh my God. You are just so

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sweet. This is the nicest mom in the world.

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We're going to figure it out. I love you.

00:06:25 - 00:06:31 | Speaker 4:

Oh, it's so sweet. So supported. When she hangs up the phone, she's going to be like, those motherf*****s.

00:06:34 - 00:06:36 | Speaker 2:

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

00:06:36 - 00:06:47 | Speaker 4:

This is like going down memory lane, isn't it? When you and Isabella would listen to Five Lies to tell your mom and you never thought that your daughter would do that to you.

00:06:48 - 00:06:48 | Speaker 1:

My God.

00:06:49 - 00:06:57 | Speaker 2:

I have this mojo in the morning. I thought I was in Idaho now and I have to listen to our podcast. My time's all off. It's just, oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

00:06:58 - 00:07:09 | Speaker 4:

You moved that far away so that you were never a victim to five lies to tell your mom, and we got you. What do you have to say to your lovely daughter, Isabella, as she's getting ready to get married?

00:07:10 - 00:07:21 | Speaker 2:

I'm going to fly back and kick your behind, girl. You guys can wedding crash. I don't care. Oh, I like, wait, hold on a second. Don't even say that.

00:07:21 - 00:07:22 | Speaker 4:

You know we will.

00:07:23 - 00:08:00 | Speaker 2:

I would love it. It's Mojo in the Morning. Sweet. Five lies to tell your mom. Ice Cube's Big Three season is heating up. The most competitive basketball league on earth is on CBS this Sunday. The defending champion Miami 305, led by two-time MVP Michael Beasley and Lance Stevenson, take on the Houston Righands looking for their first win. Then coach Steven Jackson and the DMV Trilogy look to take down the undefeated Dallas Power, led by coach Nancy Lieberman and captain Greg Monroe. The game played the way you love. Watch live Sunday on CBS at 4 p.m. Eastern, 1 p.m. Pacific. And catch replays Mondays on BET. Presented by iHeart.

00:08:01 - 00:08:27 | Speaker 3:

The first season of the X Games League is ending in New Orleans, and only one team walks away champion. July 24th through 26th at the Caesars Superdome, watch the world's best skaters, BMX riders, and moto athletes battle for the title. Plus, live performances from Metro Boomin, J.I.D., Subtronics, and Bunt. Three days of sport and music. Get your tickets now at xgames.com.

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