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We are at full strength. What? Everybody is here. Cav is back. Megan was back from being sick. Cav back from taking some time off, celebrating his birthday. How was that, by the way?

Yeah, bro, live as F. I had a great time out in Denver. I wanted to be closer to some mountains. I wanted to see that. Got a chance to see that. Had some great time. The homies came. One of the homies dropped out at the last minute. Jonte, I still hate you. But, you know, it was reasons beyond his control. But I had an enjoyable time, man, for real. It was great. I'm glad I did that.

By the way, very interesting. Just random, you wanted to be close to mountains. Yeah. Was it that or just they had good flight prices?

No, it was a decision to go to Denver.

Really? Yeah, man. So that was like destination? Because when you said, I'm going to Denver, I'm like, okay. Like, what's in Denver?

We talked about this. You had never seen mountains before. And I've been to California and I've seen mountains, but it's not the same, bro. And I don't want to get to a point in my life where my imagination or my thought process surrounding serenity or vacation has to be 90 degrees with a mojito on my hand and no shirt on. Like, that doesn't have to only be a vacation. Yeah, it has its place. But for me right now, it had to be mountains, man. That's what I got.

So instead of a mojito, what are you drinking?

Bruh, I had the Don Julio Reposado Big Bottle going insane. Is that why your eyes still look like that? My eyes probably look like this because I smoked a little while. I'm like, I don't see eyeballs in there. I just see little slits. I smoked a little bit on Saturday. I think I'm still high.

Was it first time in how long that you were?

I couldn't even tell you how long it was. But I went there, I talked to the lady. I was like, give me the most basic weed y'all got in here. Give me the closest thing to Reggie.

Give me the 1970s. Some twigs. So I did some stems in it.

She was like, I'm going to give you a nice hybrid.

Now, we have that here, by the way. I don't know, you know that, but we also, but I would assume that, and somebody told me that our prices are better. Like, I've heard that the prices in Michigan are better than the prices in definitely Chicago. People come across the border to come. They go two borders over.

Ohio prices are so bad. My favorite thing is when I'm coming back to Detroit from going home, all of the billboards that are like, welcome, Ohioans, we have better prices. And I'm like, you do?

When did Ohio vote it in? I thought Ohio didn't have that.

I don't know. I truly don't know.

Is it medical?

See, this is where I don't know because it happened after I moved here. I just know it's like decriminalized. I don't even know if they have dispensaries there or not.

Oh, okay. So, Kevin, so back from vacation, how was the flight? Did you have fun on that?

I mean, it was great. I flew Frontier.

That was a cheap-ass flight, though, which I wasn't bad. Like in a good way or a bad way?

I mean, it was cost-effective. It cost me next to nothing to get out there.

Did the plane land and take off?

Hey, better than some of your Delta flights.

You didn't lose any wheels or you didn't have all of a sudden like the thing land on its.

You know, backside.

No problems at Frontier. There and back with no scratch. But something did. Something happened interesting on the flight where I saw like this Donald Trump tariff negotiation go down.

Wait, what?

I'm telling you, this lady, so I heard it like mid-negotiation, so I didn't see the beginning of it. But one lady wanted to switch her seat because I guess her husband was back there or something like that. They switched seats. So she come back and she asked the lady, can I switch seats? And the lady's like, they stand up. They're toe to toe. and a lady has like certain stipulations where she's like, well, how far up are you? Is it a middle row? Is it a middle seat? Some rows you only had two seats in there if you like really paid your way. That's what I did on the way back. I was like, I need the luxury. Let me upgrade. So some seats he had. Some seats had two. Some rows had two. Some rows had three. So she's trying to negotiate and figure out what's going on. In her last stipulation, she was like, okay, that checks out. That checks out. This last thing I'm going to ask you, this is a deal breaker. This is one of my non-negotiables. Are there any babies in your row or in the surrounding row? Oh, I love it. The lady was like, no. She was like, you have yourself a deal. Asking the right question.

I like that, though, that she's asking. She wants to know because there's nothing worse than having somebody ask you to move because they want to sit next to their loved one only to get put in a bad seat. Or if the seat doesn't, you know, when I say bad seat, doesn't recline or doesn't have it. Or you have a big, tall guy like myself in front of you and then he's on top of your lap the entire time, too. So how much did she have to move up or back?

She moved up, and she moved up a considerable amount, like half the plane. Oh, okay. I was in the back on the way.

Which is a good deal, unless there's no overhead bins to move your bag up. Because now, what do you do? What do you do? Do you guys pass the bag up or something like that?

You got to wait. Yeah, because she's not going to go to the back of the plane. I hate that. And then go all the way. Oh, I didn't think about that.

I had a situation one time where a guy would not switch with me so that Luke and I can sit next to each other. And this was when Luke was probably about nine years old or 10 years old. Would not switch. Absolutely would not. So the flight attendant was trying to negotiate with him. Would not do it. A couple people that were by us would not do it. Like, nobody was negotiating. So the flight attendant goes, don't worry, I'll take care of him. Luke got so much crap that entire flight. Like, they were bringing him things. Oh, they were great. Oh, good crap. I thought you meant bad crap. No, no. Like, the guy was bringing him everything he wanted. anything i mean i think i think luke might have had 20 coca-colas how far was he from you uh he was about four rows up from me and on the other side yeah so i was on i was on this the window seat so i was window seating it and he was aisle seating it and it was about four rows what luke was supposed to have that we were supposed to be right next to each other yeah and the airlines move you sometimes when you're with your kids which sucks that literally just happened to us

two weeks ago when we were going to Florida for whatever reason Smith who's only seven they kept moving him away from Lucy and I and I selected our seats so I was like why are why are they doing that and I kept having to go to the gate because we were on we had obviously there and back but we had a layover so we had four total flights and it happened I think three out of the four flights and the one flight we ended up once we got on the plane because the gate switched him then back to where we so he could sit with you know me and loose and we get on the plane and i look ahead and i can see a lady sitting in the row where the three of us now have tickets to and when i told her she was so pissed and i'm like it was i didn't do it talk to the gate lady i mean this lady put up such a fight about it i don't want to sit in the middle seat i don't want to sit up there and i'm like ma'am take it up with somebody else it's not i did not choose these

specific seats but i'd be pissed to be moved to a middle seat i'm not gonna lie i'd be really pissed to be moved to a middle seat but i also think if i see a seven year old i go well obviously you gotta fly with a parent yeah yeah and it was the difference between the way back of the plane and the way front of the plane now if you're like 12 i'm probably gonna be like no you're big enough to sit on a plane by yourself yeah well that's bold though i feel like you traveling with your

family like move you want to be no although i don't want to sit next to the 12 year old and have anybody you know to me nowadays yeah of touching her i don't want anything yeah but

no really but then think about a six hour flight where now you can't sleep and you can't move and you're in the middle yeah i'm sorry i paid for the other seat how about this how would you like

to sit next to high kev i mean that would be chilling bro high kev there hold on do you smelling? Did you smoke

or edible? I didn't go crazy. I told you I'm not doing edible. I'm not trusting that edible. You do not trust edibles. That does not have an expiration date.

It's like a time bomb. I love it. So what did you do? Did you smoke one of those big old

No, I just wrote it. Oh, boy. Did you have

one of those? Nah, nah. I mean, listen.

I used to smoke a lot of weed. We call it pearling when you roll the blunt or the joint, whatever your form of paper is. That hasn't lost my skill. Rolling do me. I'm a machine for it. We rolled it up and blew my little joint. Did you? And sat and watched the Red Rocks and enjoyed my life. Did you go to Red Rocks? Yeah, I went to the theater. Wasn't it cool? It was good. It's so beautiful. But do the people working out ruin it? No, they was chilling. It had rained a little bit that morning. No, it snowed a little bit that morning, which I think decreased the population of people working out, but it was still some people working out. There are some people that are psychotic.

Did you get any exercise at all, climbing mountains? Yeah, I just told you. You did.

Yeah, I climbed red rocks, bro.

You climbed it.

Thousands and thousands of feet up.

How many steps did you get that day? Because I want to know, did your phone alert you that somebody stole your phone? I'm telling you, because that's the thing. If you have, like, you know, normal day, 5,000 steps, and then all of a sudden you get 20,000 steps, they think somebody stole your phone. By the way, here's the funny thing High Kev Thought he walked a lot of steps

It was like 60 feet

Go check that out You are high right now

Do you think he claimed one staircase and he's like, I'm in the mountains

Yeah, I'm in Red Rocks It wasn't Red Rocks, it was like some You know, neighborhood

Did I climb more stairs than you fell, doll?

Oh

Wow, welcome back

I never missed you one moment there.

I walked up the steps, Black. You had to walk back up the steps, Black, too.

I don't like you. Why are you here? Couldn't you take the whole Easter week off? Peter wants to talk about the plane thing. What's going on, Peter?

Hey, hey. So it happened to me, like, probably seven years ago. I used to fly back and forth a lot, like every week. and it kept moving me and splitting up me and my boyfriend and so one day i was like okay girl i'm not that gay what's really going on and the flight attendant finally um told me that it was for weight distribution so then i got even more offended wait a second hold on a sec wait dog

uh the the flight attendant the flight attendant moved you because you guys weighed i'm fat boy

Wait, I don't, how, what was, I'm the fat one, my twink-ass boyfriend was like, I'm skinny, I guess, so they had to, no, so it's a real thing, and actually, I looked up, because I didn't believe her, I was like, is this a fat joke, I didn't understand, and it's a real thing, it's why we have to sit, like, you know, when the plane's taking off, that's the reason we can't get up and move, because there's a shift in the gravity, like, central gravity or something. Do you have any idea how heavy you are? Oh, my God.

So, basically, they judged you when you walked up to that counter.

And that's how they... A lot of people don't know this. They literally look at you and estimate your weight and have it in a computer system. And so they move people's feet. You know what's wild?

Get them working at Cedar Point at that carnival game.

Yeah, right. On those little flights, I remember that I was told that one of those little flights, When I say little flights, it's like the flights that puddle jumper type things. Yeah, they'll weigh you. Yeah, they'll make you weigh. I was like so embarrassed. I'm like, no, not Chicago type ones, but like the ones like if you ever go to the Bahamas or something like that, they do these little flights where there's only like maybe 20 people on the entire plane.

They make you get on a scale.

They make you get on a scale.

It's crazy.

And I would not get on forwards. I had to get on backwards like I do at the doctor's office. I just don't want to see it.

When you go skydiving, they'll weigh you.

Yeah.

I'll be a lot of things, but I will not be the big boy that brings down the plane. So I'll do whatever they want. Right, I love it.

It's crazy, Peter. Thanks for the call, Peter. Appreciate you, man.

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