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It's Mojo in the morning. So you witnessed a little flirtation fueling up yesterday at Kroger,

huh? It was so brilliant. So it's actually at a Shell gas station, but you know, Shell gas stations some of them except kroger kroger points kroger fuel points okay so i'm filling up my suv and there is a guy who is at the pump like right across from me filling up his car and all of a sudden this girl rolls up there was like a kind of a line to like there was a wait to get to a gas pump so she pulls up behind him to wait for essentially his spot and they start talking And the first thing that she says to him was, she asked him, hey, how many cents off a gallon do you have? And he said he was getting 40 cents off a gallon. So she starts flirting hardcore with him. At one point, they did even exchange numbers. And she finagled her way to him letting her use his Kroger fuel points so she could get 40 cents a gallon. Wow. So they exchange numbers. He goes away. She pulls up and she fuels up her car with Kroger fuel points that were that guy's and got 40 cents off per gallon. It was brilliant.

If you're a single man or woman looking for somebody, you just need to get Kroger fuel points. That's it. You need to up your fuel points.

But I'm like, he's dummy and she totally used him. I took a picture of it happening because it was so funny. I'm like, but she's so smart.

That is so good. Yes. To get gas. And you know what I call that? I call that ass for gas. Remember? We said we were talking about that. Dating just for the chance to get gas.

Yeah.

So it's interesting. I was wondering if this is the case. And I don't want to do this because Kroger, I am the voice of Kroger. Me and Jay are on the overhead. And I don't want Jay to get 100% of my voice work.

Okay.

But if you get $0.40 off a gallon, I guess.

You've done a lot of shopping.

I do a lot of shopping at Kroger. Actually, just the other day, I ended up getting less than that, but it was still a good amount. It was over $0.30 a gallon off. So if I am fueling up, if somebody pulls up behind me and I don't put the pump all the way back, can I fuel their car up and still get that same discount at that same price?

What do you mean?

So once you use your points, your points are done, right?

Well, because the transaction's done.

Yeah, the transaction's done.

Yeah.

Don't kill the transaction. If I want to, like, what is, somebody Google, what's the max I can do on Kroger? Because I may actually sit at Kroger with hot women walking up. Can I pump you?

Well, this is funny because he stayed to help her get all situated before he left. And that's when they exchanged numbers. I'm not joking.

I thought he just gave his phone number to her, and then she used the phone number. Yes, this was like a legit thing. No, he stayed and pumped her.

Yes. Oh, my God. Well, he didn't pump her. That is so intimate. But he helped her get the pump started, and then he drove away. Oh. That is, by the way. It was really cute. That is a.

That is a pump hoe right there.

I mean.

That's amazing. That's a smart lady.

I need a Costco hoe.

Oh, if somebody has a Costco membership, you'll use their membership? What, do you give them a little kiss on the cheek or something for it?

I'll send feed pics.

Send feed pics.

In bulk.

Hey, Michelle, what's happening?

Hey, it's 35 gallons. But who's going to pay for it? So my husband and I do it. I pull to one side. He pulls to the other. He pumps the gas in his car or my car. Once you get to 35 gallons, it stops.

Okay. It goes back to the normal price.

No, it's a pump just stops because then you have to start over. But if you leave the pump open and you put your credit card in and the next person pulls up, you're paying for their gas.

Oh, really?

Their credit card is still active.

But unless you close out the transaction.

Right. Unless you close it out and then your points are done. Yeah.

I just saw this, by the way, Michelle. Gas prices are so high that now credit card companies have changed their $100 max on the credit card hold up to $150.

It's $175.

Or $175.

It's $175. You'll see the charge go through. Yeah.

Because now some gas tanks take, you know, some people can fill up big trucks with a lot of gas. Sean, what's happening?

Hey, what's up, buddy?

How you doing, man?

Hey, so, I don't know. She's saying there's a limit. It says 35 gallons.

Yes.

Well, my sister and I will fill both of our cars up. He fills his up and takes off.

And you go past 35 gallons?

Oh, yeah, every time. And it never stops.

Really? You guys are sneaky. Hold on a second. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Nope. Hold on. Hold on a second. I have to bust you. Sean, I work for Kroger. I'm the announcement man. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you, Sean. You have just lost your Kroger card for a month. We're putting you on Kroger probation. Oh, that's fantastic. All right. You are not allowed to go to Kroger. Rachel, call Rachel over to Kroger. We're going to put this guy in Kroger police. Kroger jail.

We're going to a different one, then.

we know them all I know them all you now have to shop at Meijer you cheap bastard thanks for the call buddy

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