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Mojo in the morning. This happened to me like a week or so ago. I don't even know. Maybe two weeks ago. I don't know. I can't put it together. But I was having a conversation with friends about this because we were talking about whether or not we should go back and eat there and try this. But there is a place by my house that I love and they're known for, as far as I'm concerned, their nachos. I love their nachos. But to others, they are known for their all-you-can-eat crab legs. Like these crab legs are like supposedly the deal. And everybody goes there and they eat like they are on the, you know, about to get put in the electric chair, you know, like they're just going crazy. And I went there one time and I and I shouldn't call out my friend, but I went out. I went with him. He's a buddy. He's a really good buddy. He must have ordered 15 of the frickin orders. Like it got to a point where Kelly, the waitress, was like, are you sure? like she was like is it all you can eat it's all you can eat it's all you can eat crab legs and it was to me it's the funniest thing is they do all you can eat crab legs that comes with a salad i think that's the funniest why you say that crab legs is healthy right no but it's funny when the crab it's all you can eat crab legs like you're going to eat so many crab legs that your hands are going to like freeze it's something happens to you i think that your your joints start hurting you because you're eating so much but they give you a salad a little teeny dinner salad with it with croutons and stuff on it and would you like a choice of ranch or you know whatever but um my buddy ate so many that kelly was like i'm gonna get the number for the uh the fire department here because this guy's gonna be in beaumont tonight you know it was funny so long story short and i bring this up not for that reason of just talking about you know the the food but it's the type of food and i found this to be very interesting there was another couple that was sitting at a table and they were probably, I'm guessing at 30. Okay. And they were cute couple and they looked like they were on a date with each other. Like they looked like they were kind of like at first or second time out with each other. And I'm like, Oh, this is cute. Cute couples going. And then I realized, Oh, Kelly did the whole setup with the bowl and the little thing that the nutcracker. And I'm like, they ordered all you can eat crab legs on a date.

Oh, I'm so invested when I realize it's like a first or second date. I can't stop watching.

It's wild. And I'm watching these guys and they're about to eat and this guy's going at it and she's trying to figure out how to crack the bone and it's all. And then it got me thinking, and this is where my friend came into play yesterday when I was telling him the story about this foods, you can't eat seductively. And what I mean is if you go on a date, you can't order these foods because it's never going to lead to you guys ever after the date's over with doing anything other than yeah it's not the bonk chihuahua is not happening right right when you got to use wet wipes at the end of a date so i came up with i came up with a top five list

Can I do my top five? This is my top five here right now. Hold on. My top five. This reminds me of the David Letterman. Exactly. I literally was thinking of that. I miss him so much. Remember that top ten list was great. He's smoking weed and growing beards, you know?

My dad sends out top ten lists. David Letterman style all the time.

It's the best. All right, here you go. Here are the five food items that you can't eat sexy. Coming in at number five. A Caesar salad. You can't do a Caesar salad sexy.

You're right. Unless you cut it up and you make it very small bites.

Definitely got to be chopped.

Yeah.

Coming in at number four, ribs. You can't do ribs. I just worry. Unless it's a phallic thing and you're talking about the bones.

You're sucking on a bone.

Yeah. Oh, get that as a drop for me, Zach, will you please? Shannon's saying that. Coming in at number three, any type of lobster or crab legs or any other stuff. Anything that you're wearing a bib, you're not sexy. You know what I mean? They give you a bib, it's bad. Number two, a burger. Yes.

I'm happy that's made the list. If you're eating something and crap plops out the other end, it is not seductive.

Not good. And number one of the items that I feel like you cannot eat seductively or sexy or order on a date, hard shell tacos. Oh, I was going to say tacos. Yes. You can't, no, you can't eat hard shell tacos. The reason you crack into that damn thing, first off, and I should have put sushi on here because I've eaten with Megan and she has literally, watch her eat sushi.

How do you eat sushi? I don't know. I'd love for you to clarify.

She bites the sushi. You're supposed to eat it whole. When I ate sushi with you.

Oh my God. Truly though. Yes. He is right about this. Remember, it was that social media post where the piece of fish was like, I'm not kidding you, like 10 inches long. Like it was so it was if I would have put the whole thing in my mouth, I would have choked, would have died for sure. That's what she said. But that's not how I normally eat sushi.

But when Megan was eating, I actually had to stop the thing because the lady that works at Sushi Samurai was like, you can't bite into that.

OK, so I think you missed one.

What?

And maybe the tacos, maybe your number one could fall into this category. Anything that you have to tilt your head to eat, to me, is not seductive.

What would be a tilt-your-head one?

The taco.

The taco. Christina, are you there? Hi.

Yes, I was going to say sushi, too. Hey. Hey. Because you have to put the whole thing in your mouth.

Yes.

You can't touch a bite of it. But I actually, I don't think sushi is that bad.

A quick question.

Oh, yeah. Like, if you get a big piece, you can't take half a bite, you know?

The other thing, too, Christina, and this is something that people don't think about. If you eat sushi on a first date, do you really want to kiss that guy when you're in the parking lot or wherever with fish breath? Like, do you want to smell like tuna? You know what I mean?

Probably not.

Yeah, so I always say that. Like, I think you've got to find something that, I don't know, tastes and smells and, you know, is easy to eat. I don't know, all that stuff.

what is a desired first date food then um like what's chicken and rice and vegetables yeah i don't you know what like steak something you could cut up small or like or maybe tepon or something like that or like i don't know like the what is that like the uh they cook in front of you like

they how they cook and chop it all up then you smell like that for the next 10 days no that's not a good one plus you're not really seeing them you're not looking at them right i don't

I don't want to try to catch the peeing boys' sake with my new date next to me.

I'm going to be honest with you, man. I don't know what's worse. People who eat sloppily, if that's the word, or people who try to eat like they're too cute to eat. To me, that's annoying. I don't like you trying to look perfect and trying to dice up your food and trying to look all cool. You look dumb to me.

I hate when you go out and the girl doesn't eat. She asks for it to be brought home. because you know she's going on the way home and stopping the drive-thru.

It's smashing. Yeah, but sometimes that's on you. I say this every time Mojo and I go out to eat. He interviews me the whole time, so I'm talking. He eats his entire meal, and then he's ready to go. So I'm eating in the car on the way home.

Well, I do do that. What I do is I ask very in-depth questions, which requires you to give a long answer. And then you eat. Yeah. I went to lunch yesterday with Lydia, Which, by the way, shout out to Louie's Ham and Corned Beef. Is that what the name of that place was?

Oh, is that over here right on the corner?

It was. Seriously, I found a new favorite here in the neighborhood. Really? It was great.

Honestly, it was great. Do they get the corned beef from across the street? No, not from

across the street, but from the place next door.

wiggly wiggly or something like that or the piggy something but it's really good it's honestly incredible uh amanda what's up it's mojo in the morning hi hi good afternoon good morning actually chicken wings you can't go to b dubs and and have a date why bro smash boneless is okay

No, bone ends are easy.

Really?

Yes, you take off the wing part, right? The part that doesn't have any real meat on it, and then you twist one of the bones out, and then you peel the meat off the other bone.

It's easy. You better bite that. Oh, wow. Yeah, I don't know.

You can eat it all in one bite.

What is that one song? She don't eat meat, but she sure like the bone. Isn't there like an, oh, what's his name?

What is that song? What's his name? I don't eat meat. Yeah, play that song.

But I sure like the bone. Oh, my God, what is this song again? Miguel got a song. No, wait. It's like, she don't eat me, but she's vegan tonight. She's vegan, but she's going to eat near a month.

Oh, are you talking about this real new age girl?

New age girl. Dead eye dick. Yeah, dead eye dick. Christa, what's up? No. Hi, first time in a long time.

Hey, Mr. Miss on the phone.

What's going on?

I love it. So popcorn. You can't eat popcorn on a first date. You know, you go to the movies. One kernel at a time, and then you're in, you know, six, seven months later, you can just shove that right down your throat. Like, you just can't on that first date.

And the funny thing is that you get stuff in your teeth, too, right?

Oh, that's. Yeah.

Yeah, that's actually an interesting thing to have happen. You need to have, like, those pics with you.

Yeah.

Yeah. It sounds like going to dinner or anywhere to eat on a first date is off limits.

Yeah, it's like everybody here is saying, I can't scarf down food cute, so I can't eat it. No, you can eat popcorn. You just can't shovel it in like a normal human being.

That's not how I eat, though. What's going on, Vinny? How you doing, Vinny? Hey, what's up, my man? What's up, buddy? We're talking about foods you cannot eat seductively.

Well, it goes both ways. This way with the crawfish. Man, I used to eat crawfish. Took the heads off of them. And we had the restaurants. And this one lady at one time stopped in the middle of the table. I had a date. And I like to take my first dates when I eat crawfish. And the lady stopped at the head of the table. She said, girl, you're a lucky girl.

By the way, she knew that you were going to get some crawfish later that night. Is crawfish, by the way, can I be honest with you? Is crawfish a black people food? It's a soft food. Because I don't know any many white people that eat crawfish. Them white boys down in the bayou, they tearing up them crawfish. They do? Okay.

They love that.

When you do a seafood boil, don't you usually have crawfish in there? You can.

Oh, yeah. I don't know if I've ever even ordered crawfish before. I don't think I've ever had it. Shauna, hi. What is the food that you can't eat seductively?

I think coney dogs. You cannot eat coney dogs. Also, why are you doing that to yourself on a date?

Coney dogs. I'm like, you can't.

I don't have a personal experience, but you definitely can't. From a girl or a guy, neither one, it can be seductive. Yeah. At all.

You're going to smell like a coney dog, too. Yeah. Plus, if you order the coney dog wrong, and you don't order the coney dog with mustard and onions on it, you know?

I'm not judging.

Yeah. What about soup? Soup is one. If you're a slurper. Who's ordering soup?

What if you're getting high and order soup a lot? On a date? Yeah. Where y'all going? Yeah, could you imagine if somebody was making noises when they eat their soup? Is that heavy? No, I will say French onion. If you have that, like, large layer of cheese, you can't do that.

No.

But I think if you've got, like, minestrone.

But you're right, though. The French onion soup. Why is it that one time you feel like it's, like, I don't know. It's just constantly. It's the guy at the circus. like pulling out the handkerchief out of his mouth.

There is something about the cheese specifically in that soup that just will not tear apart.

Oh, but it's so good. I love it.

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