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It's mojo in the morning. It's time to get a little freaky. It's a freaky Friday, right? Oh, yeah. A crev. What's going on? By the way, throwback throwdown coming up here this morning. The Dirty on the 30 Kev. A freaky Friday. What's up?

I thought it was going to be that. Sherelle and I, we were having a conversation yesterday. Your girlfriend. Yeah. And we started talking about, I don't know what we were talking about and how we got on the topic of sex and Freaky Friday. But if you remember that Dave Chappelle skit from way back in the day, when keeping it real goes wrong. I felt like I had a, when getting freaky goes wrong. Like that was my remix moment. So to the scenario, we were in the bed and Sherelle, She used to be like really like a gym rat. And I think like her legs were hurting or something of that fact. So I was massaging her down. I had the oils and, you know, I was getting in there. And things were going amazing. I grabbed the Icy Hot and I was rubbing her legs and grabbed, you know, oils again. Man. All this stuff. And I was going in. And, of course, I'm close to the area. So things heat up and we start, you know, getting a little freaky. And all of a sudden, I have the amazing idea to use the Icy Hot. No. and apply it to her. No. Oh, no. I have no idea. This is like that drop, but you are so dumb. You are. For real. For real. That's all I can hear. I have no idea what possessed me or what came over. I thought it was going to be. First off, I don't use Icy Hot like that, so I didn't know how hot it would actually get. I thought it would just be a little spicy. No. A little tingle on there.

You can't get it off I don't know what it is But it is like this miracle thing That will not be removed You said this happened a minute ago She chose to bake cookies with you After this happened I would be done for life

I thought this was an accident too

This was actually a purpose thing Yeah this was intentional For some reason I didn't think it was going to be that hot And then all of a sudden it got hot Wow She runs in the bathroom, gets the water, and it was a whole thing. Oh, my God. It was a whole thing.

It lasted. By the way, there is nothing worse. That would kill you. There's nothing worse than having that get in places that it's not supposed to get. Because I had that one time. I was putting Icy Hot, or what's the other one that was out?

Bengay.

No, maybe it is Bengay.

Like a Bengay. They're all the same thing.

It was after I hurt myself. Chelsea got it from one of the yoga people that she was doing yoga with. And I was rubbing it on my thing And I was like You ever have an itch on Not my thing I was rubbing it on my leg I was rubbing it on my leg Where my injury was And you ever have like an itch And you just naturally Just go itch it Or scratch it And I had an itch by my eye And I go up to my eye And I go Oh no It is like right by my eye Similar to that point

Since I did this terrible act I want it Dump that Dump that Dump that Everybody dump that

Alyssa hold on Real quick Let me grab Alyssa real quick She wants to tell Kevin he's a big dummy And that's a good one What's up, Alyssa?

Kevin, no! Yes! Mommy?

My cookie hurts. Thank you. Don't jump that. I'm so sorry.

That has never... That is a spot that you never put anything that has anything that says icy on it, right?

Yeah. I'm going to grill you next week at the daddy-daughter dance for this. Yeah. Thank you. I don't know what I was thinking.

I didn't think it would be that bad.

Yeah. That's bad.

She deserves the world from you now.

By the way, the thing I was thinking about was BioFreeze. That was what I got. I got BioFreeze in my life.

Well, I've talked about that Dr. Bronner's peppermint. I use it for body wash, but you could use it for cleaning your house. You know what I'm talking about? It comes from the big container. You can get it at Whole Foods or Thrive Market or whatever. I put that on my loofah and used it in the shower. And you loofah your whole body, and it gets in your booty and up in your Christmas. It's the same. It's that, like, severe burning sensation that doesn't go away.

That is the worst. I know I'm not the only one that's had a, you know, when keeping it freaky goes wrong. I know I'm not the only person out there that's been in this. Maybe the only person that used Icy Hot. But I know I'm not the only person that's been in a situation where you tried something and it didn't go as planned.

Well, let me tell you this. Save me. No, our listeners have told us in the past. I remember there was one person, we were talking about food in the bedroom, and I remember a guy saying that he brought a whole bunch of food in the bedroom, and it was a similar situation where he had, like, some kind of a, I don't know, it was Frank's Red Hot or something like that, and we were all like, and you brought that as your turn-on thing? And he thought that it would be great on his girl's chest to put him on there. And he was like, it was a bad thing because it caused for her to have like a rash on her chest afterwards. So she had two red marks right on her boobies. What's up? How you doing, Hope?

Hey. So am I the only person that remembers that movie Lucas, where the nerdy guy tries to go out for football and the Jacks put Icy Hot in his Jacks dress? Yes.

Oh, I've never seen that movie I've seen that in a couple of different movies But Lucas, yeah

He goes running and actually has to sit On top of like the drinking fountain

In front of everybody

Oh my gosh, yeah, that's the thing It was like Shirelle's probably jumping in the bathtub At that moment What's up, Kat?

Hey, Mojo, how are you? Hi, Kat Welcome to the show So the first time my boyfriend ever made me dinner we had tacos and he was cutting up a habanero pepper and did one of those little accidental kind of not even thinking about it scratches down there and literally cried and screamed the rest of the night

and those habaneros are worse than icy hot bio freeze or bengay altogether

right oh yeah put it all together and make it into a paste and that's you you silently loved it though didn't you i did i was like you know what i think he's a keeper

what's going on how you doing susan hi good morning um long time listener first time caller yes I just wanted to say Oil of Olay or Olay or whatever has, like, body wash, normal scent. Well, they have fancy scents and, like, botanicals or whatever. And it came in a three-pack, and there was different scents, and that one had tea tree oil and something else, like, white tea leaves or something. And I was lathering it all over me, and it got down into my cookie area. Oh, boy. burned for, like, a long time, so I threw that out.

Oh, jeez. By the way, a couple of these ones that we're trying to get on the phone, but they won't do it, but somebody actually just texted in and said, four words, nair on my Christmas, worst decision ever.

Oh, my goodness.

I thought they had nair for down there. Yes.

I did that once and forgot to wipe it off my go-to area.

Yeah. And then another person just said, this is 203, said bug spray on a tampon accidentally when we were on a camping trip.

Literally how?

Yeah. That's not good. And then I don't even know how I take line number one, even though you are voices, guys. Leah, I don't know. It might be too dirty. But it was You were looking for Don't say the act But you were looking for lubricant Couldn't find it So what did you decide to use?

Tormax? No, oh my God. No, no, no. I mean, you got to use what you got to use. Yeah. No, that hurts my lip. No, no, no, no. Did it hurt? Oh my God, it was the worst thing ever. It was worse than childbirth. Oh no. Like the lip balm? The lip balm.

Yeah. Not a good idea.

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