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From Bathroom to Bed
Mojo In The Morning

From Bathroom to Bed

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December 31, 2024 | 00:10:14 | Leisure

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This is the home of Mojo in the Morning.

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The world famous channel 955. Mojo in the Morning. good to have you guys here with us home of the war of the roses busting cheaters on this radio show you go check out the tiktok of all of the war of the roses just search for the channel 955 detroit tiktok that's on there and follow us on all of our social media we would love for you to do that i went out for dinner actually this was listen to this uh night out chelsea was like why am i going to this um i had a couple buddies asked me if i wanted to go out and try a new restaurant which by the way it was unbelievable this place was like really really good it's called uh wilders it's in uh in birmingham oh sammy and frenchy what a place oh my god so we went to go eat there and it's a hard place right now because it's new to get a reservation so i said to chelsea i go this is a great opportunity but the only problem is chelsea you're gonna have to go out with two guy buddies of mine that invited me so it was chelsea myself jeff and tj that were there and these guys these guys have like the greatest stories first off let me say this to you when you have friends that are single and they live in uh birmingham you find out so many different things about what life is like in the dating world of crazy people okay so we were we were having a conversation about uh dating girls and whether or not you let them come back to your place you know and you invite them back to your place and they both told me something that happens often and tell me if you guys have ever done this if you've ever used this as your excuse or maybe this has been done they told me that one of the things for women to get an invite back to your apartment is these guys both usually will take girls out to restaurants that are close to where their apartment is and the women that they will go on dates with will say to them and it's happened more than once to each one of these guys so there's a few women and they were not you know sharing girls will say hey i gotta use the bathroom and i'm not really good with public restrooms do you mind if we go back to your apartment so i can use your bathroom that is and someone falls for that well yeah why not one of them and i don't remember which one said that one of the girls pulled that with him and then he went back to his place he's like okay no problem so they went upstairs and he had no intention none at all in fooling around i don't i swear to you i trust this guy immensely which means it must not have been jeff

00:04:46 - 00:05:00 | Speaker 5:

they they went back to the apartment and the girl ended up like uh going back to the bathroom which was in his bedroom and he was like wow it's taking so long what's going on in there she said she just had to go pee and went in

00:05:00 - 00:05:25 | Speaker 3:

the bedroom and there she was just sitting on the bed waiting on the bed for him is that a is that a ploy to get invited back to somebody's place has have any guys use that or any girls girls supposedly you guys are the ones using that hey can i use your bathroom and you know do that like or when or if you guys meet at somebody's house like if you pick the girl up at her house or whatever do you ever say to the girl hey can i use your bathroom and that was you did use it yeah

00:05:25 - 00:06:07 | Speaker 2:

when i was younger me and my homie marcus went up to ufm because he had a girlfriend up there and we stopped by and saw this other girl we had just called her j s and we went to j s dorm and for some reason she wanted to like show us around or whatever case i think we was smoking weed up there something like that so we had to walk around campus and on the way back we was about to go to the car and i'm like man i am i really got into the bathroom and then honestly it was her she was like you want to come back to my dorm and i could see like at the corner of her eyes she had like her lip bit kind of like the oh my god it was kind of like that i'm like yeah that's all marcus i'm like you go to the car i'm gonna go use the bathroom and uh did you did you use the bathroom

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oh yeah we smashed for sure wait no i'm coming to the bathroom though oh no no no that would not be

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my ploy to get back to somebody's house like i would not want it to have anything to do with the bathroom correct i don't want you to picture me going to the bathroom i feel like it's not i

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If you use that as a ploy, then the other person knows exactly what it means.

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A million percent. So if a guy doesn't invite you to come back into his place, how would you get him to invite you? I don't know.

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I haven't given that any thought, obviously. But I'm not using the bathroom to do it. Right. That's embarrassing.

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How have any of the singles on the show here, Megan, Lydia, KP, if you would share with me, how have you gotten the invite to go back or do most guys just invite you i have boobs so

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i have boobs but here's the thing if i say i have to go to the bathroom and then i'm prepping for any activities that might be taking place you're gonna think i'm pooping that's not sexy that's true yeah uh so no do we care though oh yeah somebody made a stinky if you think that a Did the girl literally just poop? Do you think you want to sleep with her?

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I don't want that. I mean, it depends, bro.

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I'm going to be honest with you. No, no.

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No, the whole thought is out.

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I don't want to have sex with you if I just pooped. I mean, you probably doodoo before you came on a date anyway. So to make sure that you don't have to go while you're on the date.

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No, I want to keep that clean. I'm thinking that that's not the case. Hey, dog, stop playing. You giving up ass because she might have went in there and doodoo real quick? No, but I'm just, I'm thinking that it ruins the mood a little bit. Okay, take a shot and get in the game. What if the girl comes back to your place, comes back to your place and leaves such a stinky and then turns on the fan that's in the bathroom, the one that's like really loud, sounding like an airplane engine?

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If she comes out and pulls my pants down, I'm going to be thinking this is what I'm about to say.

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I had a guy want to give a tour of his apartment. He's like, can you come look at my new apartment and tell me where to put all my furniture? And I'm like, I'm not falling for that.

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Really? Really? You think that, wait, you think that he wasn't being honest with you?

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I mean, I'm pretty good at interior design, but not at 11 p.m. Right. Right, right, right.

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I mean, you got to give the guy a little bit of credit, though. That was at least kind of gentlemanly of him, didn't you? No, was it?

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No, ask me out on a date.

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No, he gave you, but he gave you the, I don't know, I guess, like compliment of, hey, you got good taste and I want you to come back. No. Really? No. I think that's actually pretty smart. I think the women who want to go back to Jeff and TJ's place and say, hey, can I use your bathroom? I think that's brilliant. I'd fall for that. I'd be like, yeah, okay, I hope my bathroom's clean.

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He needs to pay me for my services, my interior design services.

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Wait a second. I thought you were talking about the services.

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I don't offer those, by the way. I don't offer those.

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And she doesn't kiss on the lips.

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If you're a hooker, what kind of hooker would you be?

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A furniture hooker.

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there's only one type of hooker high-priced hookers you walk into an antique mall and go big mistake huge what's up amy how you doing smoking in the morning hey good morning good

00:09:17 - 00:09:27 | Speaker 4:

morning um so i'm open i'm very blunt i would straight up be like hey you want to go back to your place or hey my kids gone let's go back to my place but i mean now i can't but before you

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know back to my party i kind of like that though that there's something hot about just coming right out and saying this is the case i like that you say my kid my kid's gone and mama's ready for some

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fun listen we all deserve our times okay good for you whether we're single or not right yeah

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you know what and the people that don't wait wait what what did she say did she say something did you just admit to being a cheater well i know i don't know what did she say what whether you're single or not oh is that what she meant by that i thought she was like okay

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What's going on?

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Oh, or just like me time.

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Okay, okay. I'm bad. Robert, what's up?

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Hey, how are you?

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Good. What's going on, buddy?

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So once I was invited upstairs because the girl wanted to show me her a plant, like Venus flytrap, and I'd heard about the plant, but I'd never seen it.

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You ran up those stairs, didn't you?

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you know well it's like a plant that you always hear about but you never see so it was uh

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you know just really wanted to see that plant you're so interested in it and was it really

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was there really a venus flytrap there or was she talking about her yeah i would say there were multiple venuses venus and venus what's going on tammy hi hi i i don't i don't know that i would

00:10:54 - 00:11:13 | Speaker 6:

ever say hey i've got raging bgs can we go back to your place right exactly i mean how are you gonna i just just like like cross your legs and kind of run yeah ask him if we can go back and also i just want to know i want everybody to tell me what is wrong with saying hey do you just want

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to go back to your place and smash yes just come right out you're my kind of girl by the way tammy I like that.

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I mean, let's just get on with it. Let's get down.

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I wouldn't even go to dinner. I mean, like, let's just go back to my place and we'll order something in, right?

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Yeah, absolutely. And then eat afterwards. Don't eat beforehand because then you will get the BG's. That is so true.

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That is true. Get a big old pizza and lay it in bed there and eat it together. But, all right, Tammy, that's great. Thank you for the call.

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Is that your go-to food for smashing pizza?

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Usually I get the urge for, yeah, a little pizza. What's yours? No, Kenny's food. Chinese. Gotta be Chinese. Give me this. Sweet and sour chicken. Fried rice. And that, by the way, is something you have to eat after you have sex because there's too much sodium. You get a little bloated in that thing. Exactly.

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