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Welcome to the weekend, everybody. Hello. Gabalded. Gabalded. We got that charity preview tonight, which is an interesting one because I found out just a moment ago that Lydia and KP both are deciding to not go, and they both have very interesting reasons. Has anybody ever not gone to an event for this reason? What's the reasoning, Lydia?

I'm not going because I can't find anything to wear in my closet. I mean, I was trying on all these gowns. You know, I'm Keldean. We go to a million weddings a year. But I can't find anything to wear, and so I'm going to sit this one out. Really?

I get this.

She invited us on Monday, which was still nice to be invited, but that's not a lot of time for a Keldean girl to square away hair, makeup, and a nice dress. Oh, my.

I've never thought about that. And then KP's is kind of similar to that, too. If she's not going, not because she can't find anything to wear, he can't find anything to wear. Is that right?

He doesn't have a tux, and we don't have time to go get him a tux, so we're not going.

Can you, I don't even know, can you rent a tux, like, in a day? Like, is there a place that's tux rentals, date, in a day? I think it should be if it's not.

I feel like it's too much to even ask your date to get a tux at all. That's a fair point.

Is there a way to, do they have any kind? Do you borrow?

Do you guys borrow tuxes?

We used to have, like, girls borrow tuxes.

I went and bought one just for, like, this reason. You did? I had one on deck. How do you buy a tux? That's got to be, no. Oh, really? I went and bought one. I had a, I say gala. I had a gala to go to in the summertime. I remember. And I was like, let me just buy it.

Don't you fluctuate in size?

Not at all. They say that, they say every man should have one suit. But I didn't know, should every man have a tuxedo, too?

So, every man should have one tux. So, we had to buy a tux for Wes. One tux? And the tux will last you anywhere from 10 to 15 years.

Really? Yeah. How many times do you wear a tux, though?

I mean, I don't know. I guess it depends on what, like, line of work you're in, maybe.

Tuxes, to me, seem like that's too bougie. Like, a suit is, or a sport jacket or something like that. But I get the whole, well, first off, I've got, obviously, Chaldean brethren. But when you go to a Chaldean event or go to, you know, like a wedding or whatever, they are way over the top in how they go and do their things. Like they can't, you can't invite a Chaldean to something and give them just four days notice or five days notice like this one, which for those that don't know, this big charity preview is for the Detroit auto show and it is a black tie affair.

They call it auto prom. I don't, like KP situation from a guy's perspective, I can like understand her boy not having, you know, the black tie tuxedo Bob. Lydia, on the other hand, that's a weak ass excuse.

Oh, I'm sticking up for my girl.

If you're not feeling, fine. See what I mean, y'all? You already sticking up for it. You don't even know my reasons.

I hear you, Kevin.

I'm already, you feel me? I'm already in a negative. What I'm saying is, is Lydia, like she mentioned, she started by saying I got a million dresses. Lydia has something to wear. Lydia can get her makeup done at the snap of a finger. So saying the makeup is the issue is not for real.

Getting your makeup done at the snap of a finger is not easy to do. You have zero experience in this. And having dresses and having ball gowns are two different things.

And do you know how much getting makeup done costs, Kevin? Just an FYI, it costs Caldean Girls, which is what I like to do, is go get my makeup done by Caldean Girls because they understand how to beat a face well. It costs about $80 to $100. Okay. Shelling that out within five days as well is not my style.

I thought it was just timing. I didn't know it was timing.

It is also timing. See, I didn't. I don't think it has so much. I didn't even mention the money is, I mean, into it.

The makeup as, if you're not feeling like a dress and it's something like this, I can kind of get if I am if I don't have to be there I'm probably not gonna go yeah

well I will I will tell you that there is something that I have in my life now this year I've decided to turn a page and that is

Pre-planning. What do they say? Piss-poor planning equals something. Performance. Yeah, piss-poor.

Actually, I have a dirty story for you that's coming up in this hour, Sturdy, and it applies to this.

Because I hate, we do this a lot at this place. I didn't know about our company's holiday party until like a week before the holiday party.

Yeah.

And so we got to like put it on the books now. And you know what? Next year, if you want to invite me to this thing, great. I know when the Detroit Auto Show is next year, it's probably the same weekend. Yeah. I will put it on my calendar. And guess what? I will get myself a tuxedo. Is it a tuxedo? Isn't the full word tuxedo? I don't know. I don't know what you're doing right now. Yeah, it's a Korean word for apadadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapadapad

No, he does not have a tux, and I'm not making him get one.

All right, here's what I want to ask. I'm going to ask this question, and I want you to check in with us. You can text 95500 or call us. I want to know, have you ever not gone to something just because you couldn't find anything to wear? I love that line, by the way. That is a woman's line. I have nothing to wear. You get two-thirds of a closet in a relationship. You don't get it. Okay. It's not that you don't have anything to wear. You just don't feel good in all of the options that you have. No, that's not true. It comes more down to a feeling.

Remember how you said you bought a tux so that you would be prepared for these situations?

Yeah.

You have to go out and buy something special. That's not something that you just have.

Don't women... Doesn't every woman have a black dress? I mean... Just like one black dress.

A black dress and a ball gown are different.

Who said you had to wear a ball gown? That's the dress. That's what I'm saying.

Are you wearing a ball gown? It's black tie. Okay, so a black tie dress. I don't own a black tie dress.

All right. We're going to do the back in the day. We'll come back and we'll talk more about this this morning.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the morning's back in the day. We have to go back and change. Where we give you a bunch of events and you tell us what year it happened.

Kanye wins the best rap album at the Grammys for college dropout.

Everybody asked me the question. They wanted to know what kind. I knew he was going to rile out and he was going to do something crazy. Everybody wants to know what I would do if I didn't win. I guess we'll never know.

There you go. The movie Wedding Crashers hit theaters. They look pretty good. Are they real? They go for speed or for comfort?

What'd you do with them? Motorboat? You play the motorboat?

Gym Class Heroes was the big song. Oh, this is a Gym Class Heroes song I always forget about. Not much of a girlfriend. Win some tickets now if you know the year

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It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. What year was this?

Kanye with his acceptance speech for winning the best rap album at the

Grammys for college I know everybody asked me the question they want to know first Grammy I know he's gonna do something crazy everybody wants to know what I would do if I didn't win I guess we'll never know wedding crashers was a

big movie oh they built for speed or for comfort what you do with them motorboat You play the motorboat? You motorboat son of a bitch. You old sailor, you. Where is she? She's still in the house?

In the big song from Jim Class Heroes, what year was this? We'll set you up with the prize. India. Is this our favorite India, or is this just another India?

Oh, it's your favorite India.

It is my favorite India. India, what year was that?

2005. Yes, it is. Yeah, indeed. You got tickets.

Congratulations.

The only thing, I don't have anything to wear.

That was good. Love it. Hey, do you agree with Lydia's reasoning for not going to the big gala tonight?

Oh, yeah. Most definitely.

You don't got enough time. Okay. All right. Ain't nobody got time for that. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Not enough time in a day. Yeah.

Well, we appreciate it.

Ain't nobody got time for that.

Congratulations. We're going to set you up with tickets. Thank you so much. Tickets, you better find something to wear. You got time. And January the 19th is the big show starring Sexy Red, Glorilla, Tee Grizzly, and more. And it's at Little Caesars Arena. Congratulations.

Thank you so much.

You are so welcome. Hold on one second here. Laura would like to stick up for Lydia on this one. So don't give Lydia any more crap, Kevin. What's going on?

No, I was just saying I get what it's like to be Calvinian and, like, having events that you feel, like, pressured to go to, but you just don't want to go to, don't need to go to because it is crazily expensive for paying for makeup, for paying for a dress, all that stuff. Especially at Caldean because Caldean people tend to go all out 24-7. I don't know if you've ever witnessed like a wedding, but Lydia needs to take you to a wedding.

It's like the Oscars. It's like this event that's going on tonight. I mean, literally, it's that much of a to-do, right, where everybody puts it on.

I have a cousin getting married, and he has 600 people already on the guest list.

That's amazing. 600 people at a wedding. Can I tell you something? The only thing that bothers me about Chaldean weddings is I wait forever to eat. All I want to do is get some food. And I feel like at white people weddings, as Chaldeans like to refer to them, I feel like white people weddings, they always have hors d'oeuvres all over the place. And for some reason at Chaldean weddings, there's a big hoopla and they're like, you know, running around, marching around, doing all kinds of stuff. So I want to eat. Am I wrong?

Yeah. No, no, no. That's a fair point. That's a fair point. Because they tend to serve dinner at like 10 o'clock. It's super late. It's crazy. You get like one basic meal party budget. It's like the same thing every single time. So I can see where you're coming from then. I do honestly wish they did stuff like have hors d'oeuvres and that kind of stuff out.

It's the best filet I've ever had in my life at a Keldean wedding. That's fair. All right. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Yep.

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Shannon, with the first Dirty of the Morning, what are we trending with this morning?

Well, now 10 people have lost their lives. More than 9,000 structures have been damaged or destroyed. Almost 20,000 acres gone, and at least 140,000 residents are under evacuation orders in L.A. That is the latest this morning. And experts say L.A. is not out of danger yet by any means. And these fires have the potential to be the costliest wildfire disaster in American history. You guys, this morning, firefighters continue to battle multiple major wildfires. I saw this woman being interviewed yesterday and man, it just broke my heart. She had her three year old little girl with her.

What happened on the night that you guys had to evacuate? We were having dinner. I told my three year old and my one year old that I told them that we're having a fancy candlelight dinner because the power went out. And then we looked outside, we saw a huge fire, and we just packed whatever we can, and we ran out. It was chaos. On the streets, people were trying to get up. We thought, we're going to come back tomorrow, so we didn't even pack anything. We had nothing. We love everything with our three-year-old. They're one-year-old, and my three-year-old keeps asking me, Mom, when are we going to go home? My mom passed away. We had only a few things of hers left. My wedding dress, our wedding album. We loved everything. our albums are we have just whatever we're wearing we're wearing the same thing for the last two days what's next for you or do you even know what's next i'm just i'm trying to i'm trying to

figure out how to tell my three-year-old that we don't have a home i um know she mentioned like we didn't pack any clothes or do anything one of my favorite online influencers um ethan klein and his wife gila they own a clothing company called teddy fresh and they have like podcasts and stuff you might know them from h3 or frenemies they put out a social media post saying if you're in the area and your home was burned down if you send them an email they will ship you a box of clothes

close to wherever you're staying. There's a lot of that happening. I'd love to see it. Yeah. An update on something related to this that we talked about yesterday. The NFL is officially moving the playoff game between the Rams and the Vikings to State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona. That decision was announced last night. It was made in the interest of public safety and the fires. In addition to all of the devastation that they're causing to property, it's filling the air around LA with really, really heavy smoke, which could be hazardous to air quality so it's going to Arizona that game still scheduled to kick off at eight o'clock on ABC and ESPN. Ed Sheeran announced something new that he's doing it's called the Ed Sheeran Foundation and the goal of this new foundation is to help kids learn to play instruments as well as learn production songwriting performance skills and apprenticeship schemes to teach him about all of the different skills and things and ways to enter the music industry, which I kind of love. Very cool. Yeah. I haven't heard from him in a minute.

No. He's kind of been spending time with just his family. His family, yeah.

He hasn't heard from him a lot when he was on tour. Yeah. And lastly, there is a new acronym that we all need to learn. And Mojo, this is the story I was talking about just a couple of minutes ago. I love this one. It's not FOMO. It's JOMO.

JOMO. All right. Give me some Joe Moe. Shout out to J-Mo. Yeah.

So FOMO, the fear of missing out, has been replaced by Jomo, the joy of missing out. Yes. I love this. Yeah, we have a writer, Cheryl Burke, wrote an essay for today.com about how her resolution is all about embracing the joy of missing out. There's so much pressure for us to say yes to every invitation, to constantly be keeping up with social media, to, like, do all the things. And she's like, sometimes it's okay to just, you know, say no to something and not feel guilty about it, sit on your couch, binge a little bit, and just not feel like you have You have to do all the things all the time.

So you are not going to the Auto Show Charity Preview tonight because Jomo. I've got Jomo.

Mojo Jomo.

Mojo Jomo.

I get that, though. I do.

I love that.

I actually have always had FOMO. Like, I would feel like, oh, man, I'm really missing out on this thing. But when I look outside and there's three to six inches of snow on the ground, I will Jomo myself with my snowblower. I'm having enough fun for you. I do that for me, please.

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All right, 5 to 6.55 is coming up here next. Eric's getting ready to get on with another win. Let's see how Eric is holding up this morning because he says that if he wins all the way through, he's going to come in the studio. But he's got no slow in his game because he's been winning five out of five. Hi, Eric. How you doing? Morning, guys. How are we? We are fantastic. How are you? Are you still like on point with this? Have you been studying up to try to figure out, you know, every single question that Shannon's going to ask knowing it?

honestly uh i've been getting a little lucky i've been guessing a couple times have you uh i'm

pushing my luck a little bit let's see how we do today do me a favor when you when you do guess i want you to tell me which ones you guessed on because i can't even tell you're you got a great

poker face and a perfect score all the time i appreciate you guys i uh was on a couple years ago i got one and done and bounced so all right let's not do that again you know what this is uh

this is no quitting eric here let's play let's do it it's mojo in the mornings five at 655

all right your challenger this morning from plymouth uh she is picking her husband up at

the airport and she said that she is related to a member of the mojo in the morning show annie what's happening good morning how are you fantastic who are you related to i am related to zach we're cousins are you serious yeah yeah we grew up together we're five days apart zach come in studio come in studio zach's gonna come in studio here for a second so you're you're cousin annie cousin annie like cousin eddie exactly all right well eric say hello to zach's cousin annie

good morning zach's cousin annie i'm gonna lock you morning you're about to be a tough challenger i've been listening every morning you're killing it all right i'm gonna lock you up in a soundproof

area here okay oh that's the wrong button i i need i need more coffee here hold on a second five pop culture trivia questions whoever gets the most right wins ty always goes to the champion Zach, Cousin Annie is on the phone. Say hello to her.

nanny let's go good morning all right root her on okay along the way tell her tell her that she's doing great all right question number one beyonce's mom is among the many who have had their homes burned down in that devastating california wildfires that are going on right now what's her name uh tina knowles question number two this app will be shut down on january 19th unless the Supreme Court blocks or delays it. Which app? TikTok. Question number three. We talked yesterday about news anchor David Muir and how he's been labeled narcissistic during his coverage of the California fires after fans spotted him clipping and pinching his jacket for a better fit. What network does David Muir work for? Oh, gosh. ABC. Question number four. The 39th president of the United States was laid to rest yesterday. What's his name? Jimmy Carter. And question number five. This country music star is clapping back at online trolls attacking his friends following his split from Brianna Chicken Fry. Who is he? Zach Bryan. How do you think she did, Zach? Let's go, Annie. Let's go. Let's go, Annie. All right. You finally have a competitor that is up to your standards, Eric, because you got a perfect five out of five. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, man. You got to be perfect, Eric. Our cousin Annie is coming for you here. Question number one. Remember, you cannot miss any of these. Beyonce's mom is among the many who had their homes burned down in the devastating California wildfires. What's her name? That's Tina Knowles. One-to-one. Yes. Question number two. This app will be shut down on January 19th unless the Supreme Court blocks it or delays it. Which app? TikTok. Yes. Two-to-two. And again, he cannot miss any of these. Question number three. We talked yesterday about news anchor David Muir and how he's been labeled narcissistic during his coverage of the California fires after fans spotted Clips pinching his jacket for a better fit. What network does David Muir work for? He's on ABC. Correct. Three to three. Two more. Question number four. The 39th president of the United States was laid to rest yesterday. What's his name? Jimmy Carter. Jimmy Carter, yes. Four to four. And it comes down to this. You've not had a challenge like this in all six times that you've been on with us. It took the sixth time for you to get this. Question number five.

Five at 655. Get it right. You win with a tie. Miss it. Cousin Annie's coming back on Monday. Question number five. This country music star is clapping back at online trolls, attacking his friends who are attacking him following his split from Brianna Chicken Fry. Who is he? I read it online this morning on a story, Zach Ryan. It is a tie. Down goes Cousin Eddie. Five to five. Wow, you can't get any better than that, eh? yeah you did great you know what you did fantastic uh i appreciate it well you know what we appreciate you and i gotta tell you annie just like we've had numerous times on the show people who get five out of five but end up losing in a tie will come back and play with us will you do that will you promise us you'll do that oh absolutely now if you don't live up to that promise i'm gonna to kick your ass. Yeah, that's right. Annie Banani. Easy there. Is that what it is? Annie Banani? Oh, yeah. We got a Kroger gift card for you. Congratulations. Go spend that. Eric, have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday. Bye. It's Mojo in the morning. Five is 6.55. Five, five. I want more. What you want, want, want. Shannon's dirty coming up in less than 30. Give it some Mojo in the morning. It's Mojo in the morning. um so luke's been out of school for a little bit you know he's on break and uh he's hanging out with his friends and it's kind of fun because it reminds me of like when he was younger like in grade school middle school high school and um there are a bunch of guys over at the house and they're all hanging and luke goes hey dad where the footballs and i go what are you talking about he goes you know we used to have like a bend in our garage with basketballs football

footballs, volleyballs and stuff. And now Chelsea and I kind of cleaned it out. Now we just have

Thank you.

pickleballs and pickleball rackets in there because we are suburban white people. You know, that's what suburban white people like to have nowadays. No, we don't. We get rid of footballs. Oh, dude. So I go, I don't know. I go, I don't have a, I don't have a football. I said, I don't know what a football is. And all of his buddies are over ethan and a bunch of guys are over jake and stuff and so um about a few minutes later i'm just sitting down and hanging out and uh actually not a few minutes later maybe 30 minutes or so later the doorbell rings and i hear the doorbell i'm like i get up i'm like what's going on i walk over to the door there's a bag sitting on my porch and i'm like what the hell is this and i look at it and it's a bag and it says from i think it was i don't know one of the sports stores or one of the stores and i open up the bag and there's a football inside chelsea door dashed luke a football wow yeah and i'm like you just spent more money door dashing than than you did on a football get the kid to go in his car drive up to dunham's and go get himself or dicks and go get himself a football yeah so it brought up something interesting these kids here these kids nowadays These kids nowadays don't know what it's like to not have something and make something. Like, they don't know what it's like to, like, come up with your own thing. All right, we've got to figure something else out. We don't have a ball.

We make laziness. Well, DoorDash makes laziness so easy. Yeah. It's unbelievable. We had somebody random come to the door the other day. Same thing. Drop something off. And I looked at Wes. I'm like, did you DoorDash? Because I didn't DoorDash. And obviously, my kids can't. Our stepson, my stepson, his son, Kieran, had DoorDashed safety pins.

Really?

Safety pins. Yeah, for a project he needed. I'm like, I heard Wes go downstairs and go, Kieran, your car's outside. There's a Target that's three minutes away, and you DoorDashed safety pins.

What did it cost for the safety pins?

God, I don't even know, but the funny thing is, I have used those safety pins all the time.

So it's so worth it. I'm torn. I'm torn between this, man. Yeah? Because, like, you can't buy time, and that's what you're saving by not jumping in your car and, like, going to get it.

But everything is so much more. It's so inflated on DoorDash.

I feel you, but if you don't feel like getting up, man.

I want to know. Here's the thing. I want to know 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I want to know what is the most random thing that you ever door dashed, the most random thing that you've door dashed. Because I got to believe if Karen and Luke are doing this or if they're getting their, you know, like in Luke's case, Luke got his mom. I can't believe he convinced his mom to do that. She's just so happy to have him home and he's the baby. the kid gets anything he wants it's it honestly is getting sick now to see this because even me like yesterday is like he he goes uh hungry hungry hungry hungry like i'm like what does that mean and he goes wings buffalo little buffalo wings wild wings yeah and he just he talks his own language and i'm like what are you doing next thing i know we're sitting around the table with

a bunch of little wings well this is going to be my question do you think that she's happy to have him or is he just being so annoying that she's like shut up i'll get it for you that might be it

It might be football, football, huh? What's going on in football? All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Sean, what's going on? How you doing?

I'm doing pretty good. How are you this morning, Mojo?

I'm great. What's going on?

I was just wondering, like, it's too lazy to go get a football, yet have all the energy to go get a foot.

To play football. Now you're talking my game. What's going on? That's exactly it. It's like you guys don't want to go and go get. That's part of the game, right? Let's make it part of the game. Whoever finds the football. And do you want a DoorDash guy picking out your football? I don't even let him pick out my fruit at a Kroger, you know?

These kids have DoorDashers picking out their underwear.

Exactly. It's absolutely incredible. Incredible. Alex, what's going on? How are you doing?

Hello?

How are you doing, Alex? What did you DoorDash?

Hey! Yeah, so one time for my 30th birthday party, my brother and my sister threw me a party and wanted to play beer pong, thinking that I had ping pong balls in my house. I didn't have them, so we DoorDashed some ping pong balls for BeerPong.

You know what? That's a responsible DoorDash, because you guys shouldn't be drinking. and going out, you know, you got to make sure.

There is a CVS literally right on the corner of my street. Oh, you could have walked down there.

Dom, what did you door dash?

Hey, Dom.

Dom.

Dominic. Do I got a DoorDash, Dominic?

Do you hear me? There you are.

Oh, what'd you do? Did you put your fat face against that?

Mojo. Oh, my God.

Yeah, buddy.

I'm actually DoorDash right now. I'm picking up an order. But the craziest thing I've ever DoorDashed was I got paid $20 to deliver a $4 charger from the at-home store.

Did you really? Wait, the person? I did. The person bought a $4 charger, but their fee was $20?

Yeah, they ticked me like $12 for the order.

Oh, my God. That's amazing. They gave you a nice tip. Where was this? Was this like in a rich neighborhood?

West Bloomfield.

Oh, that's a rich neighborhood. That's a good neighborhood. It is. What are you door dashing right now? What are you picking up right now?

Some Leo's Coney Island.

Oh, I love Leo's Coney Island. Yeah, what do they get?

Let me look. I have to look on the receipt. Let's find out. Tasty. They got one Coney Island Opa. I don't know what that is.

No, that's the cheese. That's the Opa cheese. Saganaka. Saganaka.

What? One chili and one chili omelet. Oh. That's not on the side. No, it's chili something and omelet. Guess what?

You're going to be DoorDash and Pepto-Bismol in that son of a bitch in a little bit.

For real.

Not even lying. Love you, buddy. Thanks for listening.

Appreciate it. Thank you.

Appreciate you. Hold on a second. Kevin, hi. What did you DoorDash?

Hi. Good morning, guys. First time, long time.

Hey. Boop, boop, boop, boop. Boop, boop, boop.

And my son is super excited that I finally got screwed to call you. Hi.

Hi. Hey, buddy.

What's your name? uh roman hi roman roman what's going on buddy cute name nothing hey nice to talk to you man

hey dad what did you door dash so i door dashed one big gulp from 7-eleven 99 cent pop plus 950 oh my god what pop did you get it was just regular old pepsi oh my god win slash lose

this discussion. Order a two liter. $9.50? Yeah.

But you know what, though? There is nothing better than a big gulp. Those things are so good. Yeah.

In my defense, my wife was sick and I was away, so it was for her and she was sick.

Oh, there you go. I see that. That's a sweet guy. It's priceless. Tessa, what did you door dash?

I was the door dasher and I had to pick up suppositories for somebody. Honestly, I wouldn't want to go in and get that either. It was so embarrassing because like i've never had to order them before so i had to go up to the pharmacy and ask where they were i'm like listen they are not for me i am door-dashing and they had to tell me where they were and i was even like nervous to check them out because i just was that was the last thing i thought i had to pick up that is great clear these are not mine what did they ask you when you dropped them off if you'd help them oh my god i just got out of there as quickly as i

good. What's the tip? They had some business to get done. Yeah. What's going on? Hey, Sandra. Hi. What's up, Sandra? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning. We're talking about how

Chelsea door dashed my son a football. Yeah, I door dashed an inhaler to my son's football game.

Oh, necessary. Okay. So yeah, I agree with that. Much necessary. Yeah. So what happened? Did they

drop it to the coach do they give it to the coach no they shot i met them outside of the game okay

you were there wow yeah no that's amazing thank god for door dash in that case okay hi what did

you door dash hi there i to a customer i'm a dasher i delivered a pregnancy test along with Got me worms.

Hell yeah. Comfort food, baby. You got to eat something while you wait for your results.

And no tip. No tip. They already got that.

Oh, Kevin. Hold on a second. Get it. That was actually a pretty good one. Kelsey, this is a great one. Kelsey door dashed something very interesting to some very interesting place. Hi, Kelsey.

Hi.

This was your husband that was the door dasher, right?

Yes. Yep. It was a couple of years ago. He had to door dash whipped cream to a strip club.

Wow. Stop it. Okay.

I love it.

Why does that just seem so stereotypical? But, hey, they need whipped cream, too. They can't leave.

Did they have to hand it to, like, the strip club?

Or, like, who do you give it to?

He just dropped it off to the bouncer.

See, now I need to meet the buyer.

I got a theory on this one, Kelsey. And follow me on this, okay?

Okay.

Do you follow your husband's phone, and did you notice he was at the strip club? And that was his excuse that he was door-dashing whipped cream to a strip club?

No, it was actually one of his, like, very first dashes when he started. So I went with him just because he didn't know how it was going to go.

Oh, okay. All right. All right. So he's legit then. Okay. Because I was going to say, that would have been a hell of an excuse. I love that. Last one. Alicia, we're talking about great combos. And by the way, somebody just said that they just ordered Leo's Coney Island. After hearing that order, they're like, man, I want some Saganaki this early in the morning. Or what did he call it? Saga. Saga. I just call it Oprah. What's up, Alicia? Hi. What did you have to DoorDash?

This is my first time calling in, guys. This is my first time calling in, guys. So a gentleman had ordered from a Dollar General condoms and a 24-pack of Mountain Dew.

Oh, my God. That's a night.

Ready for a rager.

You know what, though? That is a night. That's a hell of a night right there, isn't it?

You're buying condoms from the Dollar Store? Yeah.

You're bringing condoms.

Yeah, from the Dollar Store, yeah. The same brand? I don't know.

Do you should bring condoms? Do you think that the condoms at a dollar store aren't the greatest condoms? I just feel like I would want to wear two. I don't know.

They were the thin ones, too.

They were the thin ones. Oh, my God. Hold on. Speaking of condoms, I got to take it. Every time I say one last call, we always get a better call. Tim, Tim also door dashed to a strip club. What did you door dash to a strip club?

I had to actually door dash condoms to a strip club. What? Boy. Did you bring condoms? Wow.

Which strip club?

And I got one more thing to say. First time long. Yeah.

Dibbi-bibbi-bibbi.

Hey, real quick. Which strip club was it? Because which strip club is letting you bang?

Tell me.

So it was actually the flight club on Michigan Ave in Wayne.

Ooh, wow. That's amazing. Mile High Club. What do they got, a back room or something like that? That sounds like a little fun night.

I had to drop it off at the door.

Did a bouncer grab him from you, or did some guy walk out?

Yeah. No, it was one of the bouncers.

One of the bouncers. Sorry, sir. Thank you for doing this. We appreciate it. I've got to go bring it back to whoever. All right. Thank you for the call. I appreciate you, buddy.

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

We have a very special guest in studio with us this morning. He is one of Detroit's very own. He is one of the people that make this city what it is. And many people, and I post pictures with this man. Every time I post pictures, people right away know who he is. They shout him out. They love him. His name is Dorian. He is the doorman at the infamous, world-famous, more than popular, I don't know what other names I could say for it.

Iconic.

Iconic. Yeah. London Chop House in downtown Detroit. Please welcome Dorian and his pipes to the Mojo Morning Show.

Hi, we're Dorian. Pipes.

Say hello, Dorian. Hello, hello, hello, everybody. Hello.

That's so good.

Dorian makes going to this wonderful restaurant even extra special when he greets you at that door and gives you a welcome. Go give me the answer.

Welcome to your premium dining experience brought to you by the London Shop House. Now, I'm Dorian, your door man, so come on in and enjoy.

He walked in this morning, and I ran up to him. I go, I recognize you. I know exactly what you are. I've only been one time, but I haven't forgotten about you.

We hear it all the time that first impressions are everything, and my first impression of the London Chomp House obviously was you, and it completely enhanced the experience.

It does. I gotta go. Yeah.

Question for you. How many years have you been there at that door?

I've been at the London Shop House front door for approximately ten and a half years. Holy crap.

You've seen some famous people walk through those doors.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I have.

Mojo from Mojo in the Morning.

Do you ever get, are you ever in awe when that happens? Like, are you ever in a position where when you see, like, a famous person, you know, a Lions player or some big actor or some artist that's playing, you know, Little Caesars or Fox Theater, do you get excited and then your voice stutters?

Honestly, I don't realize who the person is until after I've given them a greeting and they pass through the threshold of the restaurant.

And then you're like, holy crap. Wait a minute. He looks familiar.

So it's.

Because you're in your.

I'm in my zone.

Who would you say is the most famous person you've come across?

Wow. It's been, in the past 10 years, it's been some faces. I'm talking A-listers. Adam Sandler. A-rock. Kevin Hart. Brandon T. Jackson. Yeah.

Usher. Usher. Yes. Can I, and then in the past, Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jr. Yes. Dean Martin, the entire Rat Pack. Rat Pack, man. Real quick, will you do us a favor? We're going to hang out with us this morning, obviously. I'd love to have you here in the studio with us. And your great friend, Christos, our condolences to Christos on the passing of his dad. His dad was a warrior, man. And Christos and your family, our prayers are with you.

We love you, Christos.

Dorian is here. He's going to intro Shannon's Dirty on the 30. Go ahead, Dorian. Shannon's Dirty on the 30 on Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, my God.

Thank you. OK, so starting off with a not so great story, but it is the biggest story in the wake of these fires that are burning in L.A. People are looting, which is just asinine to me. L.A. County Sheriff Robert Luna announced the arrest of at least 20 people for looting homes damaged or destroyed by the fires. And he warned anybody that's caught doing that, looting or trespassing in the evacuation zones, you are going to face severe consequences. He emphasized that deputies are patrolling those vulnerable areas. At this point, nearly 20,000 acres are just gone because of the fires, which is so incredibly tragic. So many homes, businesses don't exist anymore. They are just ash and rubble.

Pacific Palisades is no more. Literally the entire town is no more.

Now, this is L.A. Fire Chief Kristen Crowley, and this was yesterday evening. These numbers have since changed as of this morning.

Current acreage is 19,978. There are currently 5,316 structures that were damaged or destroyed. And unfortunately, our thoughts and prayers go out to the families. We do have a confirmed two fatalities that are now due to this incident.

Yeah, eight more fatalities were confirmed this morning. So that death toll has risen to 10.

Yesterday, you said that it was the entire area of Manhattan is the size of what the fires were.

Manhattan's about 14,000 acres. This is 20,000 acres now gone.

They say now it's the entire city of San Francisco. So imagine the city of San Francisco completely gone.

Yeah.

And is it still zero contained?

I don't know if that percentage has changed. All these pop-ups coming all over the place.

Yeah, I don't know if that percentage has changed. I watched an interview yesterday with This Is Us star, Vilo Mentimilia. And he said he just feels so, the word he used was heavy when he saw the remains of his Malibu home. He was doing an interview on CBS, I believe, last night. And it's heartbreaking. Or he said it's heartbreaking because you start to think about all of the memories and the different parts of your house and whatnot. And then you see your neighbor's houses, well, just gone. Everything around you is gone and your heart breaks. And he said he and his pregnant wife evacuated Tuesday night. She's literally two days away from giving birth. And right now they don't have a home to bring a baby home to anymore. Today, the Supreme Court will hear arguments over the fate of TikTok, a social media platform that has more than 170 million users on a monthly basis. Here's the thing. TikTok could shut down in the United States by Sunday, January 19th, unless the Supreme Court strikes down or otherwise delays the effective date of a law aimed at forcing TikTok sale by its Chinese parent company.

Judgment Day for TikTok, with arguments at the Supreme Court today over the fate of the app. The social media platform used by an estimated 100 million Americans is set to be banned in the U.S. beginning January 19th, when a law signed by President Biden is set to take effect. Last year, TikTok was given an ultimatum, sell to a U.S. company or be shut down. But China has signaled it won't allow TikTok's algorithm to be sold. And TikTok's Chinese parent company is...

fighting the ban, calling it unconstitutional. Some legal experts agree. This is a case where

Americans are utilizing a foreign publisher to express their opinions. That's something the First Amendment would protect. This legislation singles out TikTok, and if these concerns are legitimate, then other platforms might be implicated. But there's bipartisan support for

this ban. Many lawmakers and experts insisting the app poses a national security risk, saying there's little to stop China from accessing Americans' data. Stuck in the middle? Millions of people who rely on TikTok to make a living. The company says seven million American businesses

use it. For a lot of us, this is going to be a huge income loss. President Trump made saving

TikTok a campaign promise. For all of those that want to save TikTok in America, vote for Trump. He wants the Supreme Court to delay the ban until he takes office. Yeah, I don't know if they're

going to take president elect trump's views about this into account at any point in the process but

they do the justices do have a plea from so the 19th the 19th is the day is the day the 20th he gets inaugurated it's interesting that those dates match that way yeah late night just like sign off executive order like we keep it not now i'm saying when he get in obviously i i don't i don't know the actual legal legality step but those executive orders sometimes do work i think if he was in office now he possibly could but i mean because he you know big presidents always say my first day in office this is what i'm gonna do yeah yeah i'm pointing at you you can play that next oh

oh what is this clip never mind news tomorrow the supreme court will hear arguments on whether the federal government can ban tiktok it's expected to be the first time a supreme court Justice said the word skibbity toilet. Oh, man. I probably shouldn't have played that.

That's why I pointed to you to play it while we were talking.

When has Jimmy Fallon been funny?

That was mildly funny.

No, no, no. That guy is not funny. Oh, you got it? You a Fallon hater? All right. Joke time is over. What time has been? All right.

And Lions head coach Dan Campbell on what the team has been doing during the bye week.

Somebody that eats things and drinks the game as much as you do. What does that look like for you these next couple days?

I'll have to drink the game. I'm going to get a little bit of work over the next two days. Like I said, we'll practice. And then, look, I plan on getting out of here a little bit. I'll have stuff with me, and there'll be some little things I'm working on, things that I know that I can do better, get better at, things that I want to look at do my own checklist as it pertains to us like over the last, call it five weeks six weeks, but other than that I want to spend time with my family and just sit back for a minute and just charge back up and be ready to go. I love that

I love that. You were on that Absolutely. Shout out to Holly Campbell by the way Love her. The missus. If you don't follow her on Instagram you need to. I thought it was

really cute Joe Maroon who does our pictures for us all the time. He's the world famous photographer. Joe Maroon was sidelines taking pictures for the game and Dan walked right up to him and said hey come over here. Saw him with the camera. Take a picture of me and the family. And he had his son and daughter in Hollywood with him. That was cool.

That was really cute. Hey for all of today's Dirty Catch, yourself up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com

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You can't go fast enough, though, because we got snow coming with a winter storm advisory happening starting at one o'clock this afternoon, going through the evening with, they say, big old fluffy snow, according to Mike Taylor over at Channel 7. Big fluffy snow. He said big fluffy snow, and actually some areas of town might get over six inches of snow. Relax. Tiffany.

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All right, so you are now qualified for this. We'll give you a $50 cash card. It's a trip to Fort Myers. I'm going to put you on hold, and then what we're going to do is we're going to grab this winner, all right?

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Hold on one second. I've got to get the bin of all the names over here, and I will hopefully get Tiffany to the top of that bin. You ever do the drawings at the remotes that we have, and you're out there, and you've got a person that's there, and you're like, God, I hope that they win.

win. Yeah. And I'm like, maybe I'll fold it a little differently so I can reach in and feel it. Bend the corners. I've never done that before, FCC. I just want you to know that. All right. Here we go. The winner of a trip to Fort Myers, Florida from our qualifiers all this week. Please welcome Brianna from it says here from Fenton. Is that right? Am I? Brianna from

Fenton? Yes, me? You're a winner. You're going to Florida. I'm shaking. My hands are sweating.

Congratulations to you. Well, at least they're warm. Congratulations. You got a trip to Florida. You and a friend are going.

Oh my gosh. Thank you so much.

Who are you taking?

My husband, of course. I mean, yay. Congratulations.

She likes her husband. Boo.

No, I just wanted to go.

You and your husband are going to fly nonstop to Florida. Fort Myers is where you're going to be going. You're going to get three consecutive nights at the Margaritaville Beach Resort. You're going to get a car rental to take you around Fort Myers and do some touring around. You're going to get two guided kayak eco tours with kayak excursions. You'll get a pass to Lovers Key State Park, courtesy of Florida State Parks. and this entire vacation valued at

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We appreciate you guys Have a great one, okay Remember, have your pet spayed and neutered Good night everybody Hold on to the lines We love you. Tell your, what's your husband's name?

Drew.

Drew. Brianna and Drew have the best time in Florida. We love you guys. What do you do for a living?

I'm a teacher. I'm actually dropping my baby off to daycare, and then I'm heading to school. Oh, that's awesome. Really cool.

Tell school to find a sub. We got something for you. Have a great time, okay? Congratulations, Brianna. It's Mojo in the morning. Brianna, you're a school teacher, so you might participate with us for a second on this next topic because you guys see this all the time. Shannon wants to call out the fact that it is winter.

Oh, my God. I actually want to specifically say something to Smith's teacher, Heidi. I am a good mom. I swear, we do own a coat and gloves and a hat and socks. but i don't understand why my kids smith specifically think that cold weather clothing is optional when it's six freaking degrees outside i am mortified they never wear their coats ever i don't get it i i picked up normal okay what i picked up smith i picked up both kids from school early yesterday because i had to take them to the dentist and why dentist appointments are during school hours and not in the evening still blows my mind but that's a totally different topic and i roll up to the school the kids come into the office and smith is wearing a t-shirt sweatpants slip on uggs with ankle socks and nothing else and i'm like dude where's your coat in my backpack where's your hat and gloves in my backpack i'm like why aren't you wearing actual socks and you're wearing slippers to school and he's like i go there's like snow

coming down outside and they just don't care it is winter it's winter hello it's winter then you then you ask them to grab their stuff and put it on when you go outside for recess and they say that they don't have it but then you find out from their parents they actually do

i'm so embarrassed as a as a mom too and i posted about this on instagram yesterday and i had a bunch of teachers like yourself brianna that um dm'd me and said they had several kids show up

wearing shorts yesterday yeah question do you judge the parents and want to call the department of uh child protective services like do you do you think that does shannon look like a bad mom if he's going to school that dress like that or not dress like that no because i'm not gullible

so i know the kids have them but they just fight it and they don't want to wear it so if they get cold i guess it's on them right yeah also it's their dad's week to have them

well you know what i i always wondered when the kids would come home where their coats were and a lot of times they were at school because they left with coats they lose them there that lost and found must have more north face uh columbia do you know that smith left his coat

if he had a canada goose jacket oh my god smith left his coat at school for the entire winter a break so he he left like the his big warm

coat was at school we had no coat for him wow so i made him wear one of mine i was like you will

never do that again uh what are your kids dressed in right now look at them right now okay you're in you're in the car with them or you're you know getting ready to have them run out will you tell us if your kids have clothes on for god's sakes uh and if you want me to talk to them about wearing a coat i'm going to talk to them this is where uh this is where uncle mojo's coming i just don't understand how are they not cold I know I'm freezing it's the craziest thing to me it's about being cool do you know the other night when when Luke and I were out Luke did not want to wear a coat we were going to a football game and he didn't want to wear a coat I told him to he literally looked over at me as we were shivering walking into the scene he goes thanks dad for telling me to wear a coat for some reason they think they look cooler without him see my thing is like I don't a coat at a Lions game is like bro where am I supposed to put it I'm not about But walking in and out of that place, it was cold. What's up, Amber? Hi.

Hi. So she and I have nothing to feel bad about at all. Like, kids are just savage little gangsters and will wear whatever the aspect they want to wear. So I no longer die on this hill. So my older three have taught me that. Like, they would only wear shorts and T-shirts. So this morning, my 12-year-old, I dropped him off to school in his uniformed shorts and polo t-shirt. No jacket, no sweatshirt, no nothing, no nothing. And when we went to the Lions game on Sunday, he was so mad at me that I actually made him wear jeans and bring a coat. He's like, I'm going to sweat. I don't care. I'm tired of people looking at me like, because I'm bundled.

Right. You almost feel like you have to explain yourself. What's up, Alyssa? Hi.

Hello. Good morning, guys. Good morning. Hey, this is on the phone.

Good morning.

I have two boys, and my oldest, I learned the hard way to not fight the battle. He would wear shorts, no coat. He'd come home. Everything would be missing. My youngest is now 14. He is going to school in his easy slides. He has to walk through snow to get from the bus stop to our house. And I say, like, why are you wearing shoes? You have boots, you have, you know, all the appropriate things. He's like, who cares? They just get wet.

Oh, geez.

It's one two degrees outside. I know. It's crazy. He's the last comfortable. It's not hard. But you got to pick and choose your battles, I've learned, because they're going to do what they want regardless.

Where do you think he gets his IQ from? His dad, probably, or what?

Oh, obviously his dad.

Yeah, right. What's up, Emily? How you doing?

Good morning, guys. How are you?

We're good. What's going on?

Hi. So I have a teenager. He is the same way. And Shannon, my son, he got a North Face for a gift right before winter break. And he left it at school all winter break. So he also didn't have school. So I made him wear one of mine.

Yeah, that's what you got to do.

He was wearing a bright gold jacket for all of Christmas, Smith was. Yep.

That's funny. What's up, Ashley? hi it's mojo in the morning so many uh people can relate to this shannon a lot of moms relating to this what's up ashley hey guys how you doing today good what's going on you work at a school

i do i work at a school and it couldn't have happened any any quicker i sit in the car and i turn on mojo as i do every morning and you're talking about coats and hats and i turn around and i look at my son and he has no hat on his coat's unzipped asked him to look in his backpack It's not there. Miraculously, I look, it's there. And luckily for him, I work at the school he goes to, and I get to catch him every day at recess.

Oh, make sure he puts it on.

Oh, absolutely, absolutely.

I was going to ask you, do the teachers or people that work at schools, do you guys ever go through Lost and Found and find nice coats and just bring them home to your kids?

You know, that's so funny because before break, we had an announcement over the speaker, and they said if you guys you need to look one more time come in come and look and if not we're donating it so I was like hey uh is it can is this like a lost and found donation can we look yeah absolutely some of the clothes some of the clothes have been there for since the school started that's amazing yeah it's insane yeah but it was it was it was right on cue guys I

appreciate you love you take care of yourself thanks for listening we appreciate you have a

great day at school. Caitlin? Yes. What's up? I was just saying it's because of like the new car seat regulations where like you can't put a coat on your baby because it's unsafe. I'm 21 and I don't wear a coat and I only wear a sweatshirt anywhere I go even in like negative degree weather so you're thinking that this is learned behavior because of the car seats

is that is that truth you can't wear you can't put a kid you're not supposed to. So are the kids supposed to freeze in the car or what? You're just supposed to put it on

them after you take them out from the straps of the car seat. Why wouldn't the car seat people make a car seat? I'll be honest with you, my kids all went into the car seat with coats on.

Yeah, I was going to say, I'm not putting it on and off. That would suck. But that's an interesting theory though, Caitlin. That is actually interesting. You just can't have the heat all the way up. Yeah, kids in the back. Alright, well thank you for the call. Today's forecast is,

Holy crap, I can't feel my face. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Kev, did Josiah go to school yesterday? He did go to school. Did he? Okay, because he called up. Kev was actually on the phone with him, and we called him up on the air. But Kev was like, Josiah, go to school, telling him that he had to go to school.

He's had those days, and I understand. You talked about the young lady at the hair salon yesterday who mentioned some days they just need a home day to be with mom, dad, or whatever the case may be. And that's okay. He has those days. But you can't have those days all the time. And sometimes you got to learn how to push through. And yesterday was one of those, you just need to push through type days.

Well, otherwise, it ends up being, you know, you grow up later and you're like thinking that that's how life is going to be. Exactly. Any day you want to take off, you can take off.

Yeah, we're not moving off our feelings. But not only did Josiah go to school, but he has something interesting. Now, one thing that I will say. And how old is he? Josiah is 11 years old. He's in the sixth grade. My B.I.G., my big job. So Joe is really into the Bible right now. Now, he's, we've all, like, we pray every night. We, you know, he knows the Lord. But I think it was either TikTok or he saw it on YouTube Shorts, where if you read four chapters a day, starting on January 1st, by the end of the year, you can fully complete the Bible. So he's on that mission. Oh, I love that, Kev. And he won't read, like, he asked his mom for a Bible. Like, he wanted a physical Bible. He didn't want to go iPad. He didn't want to do any of that. So he has a Bible and he will not read any other Bible than that Bible. And if he's at my house, because again, share parents, he'd be like, I'm just going to wait until I get back with mom and then I'll make up the chapters. So he gets to his mom and I don't know if he asked her or if he just took it, but he took the Bible to school and he said there was some free time in the class. So he was like, all right, I'm just going to pull out my Bible and read it. So he pulls out his Bible and he says, there are other students around him who noticed what he's doing and they're like is that a bible he's like yeah it's a bible i'm about to read it and they're like well can we read it too he was like sure so he says it's like three or four you know friends or whatever like that they come over read it he's like well they're not reading i'm i'm reading and they're listening he's like but dad we get to a part in the bible where it's these daughters they get their daddy drunk and have sex with them so he can make a baby with them what Where is that in the Bible?

That's my question. Read the Bible. I was like, I'm stunned at this point. I'm like, you're reading this as cool? He's like, yeah, it's right near Sodom and Gomorrah. He's saying this thing. I'm like, yo, what is going on? It's like super inappropriate. I'm like, in my mind, I'm like. At first, you're like, oh, you're reading the Bible. You're being a good disciple. King James Version. Spreading the good word. He's like, yeah, the drug day day. Daddy had sex with him to get pregnant. Lots of sex, lots of murder, lots of violence. But in school, though. Oh, my goodness.

At the end of the chapter, the kids were like, keep going. He's like, I think that's enough for today.

You know what, though? If it gets the kids interested in reading the Bible, now you just hooked them. You got them on that whole thing.

It was like me and... Dude, we should have started Mojo that way. Yeah.

Well, listen, we're kind of like that. But when I was a kid, the only book I wanted to read cover to cover was a book that had swear words in it. It was Catcher in the Rye. I have no idea why it was the only book that I ever wanted to read cover to cover.

It's like the worst out of all of them that are required. It was a great book.

It was awesome. I've never read that book.

Really? Yeah.

It was like swear words all over there. And Huckleberry Finn also had like swear words and stuff. I like Huckleberry Finn. But I'm surprised that the teacher probably didn't pay attention at all.

They probably didn't know what was going on.

Yeah. That's kind of cool, though. There's something kind of, I know that, you know, he's like basically he's like testifying basically, you know, to. That's pretty cool.

Trying to just water the seed.

Josiah's trying to make school. And, you know, it's funny. He brought up a really good point yesterday. He's just like, you know what? I don't really get much out of school. He goes, I get more when I'm at home. And I'm thinking to myself, I kind of get it. You know what I mean? Like, you know, there were some days you go to school and you're like, that was kind of eh day. and then there's some days you go to school and it was like we were doing science projects and doing stuff and it actually made more sense

he's so focused in art he's a 4.0 student and God bless him I don't know where he got that his mom I'm like not that smart and I like acting and stuff like that but he loves to draw but he can excel in any that's great other things what's up tanisha good morning guys i'm so

excited to hear about josiah getting into the bible it's so funny to me people who are like christians but have never read it so they get surprised by this tell josiah wait till he gets the song of solomon it's all about boobs mojo in the morning it's gonna be a good weekend got the

charity preview of the auto show and then auto show kicking off this weekend so charity preview is tonight that's the fancy thing and then tomorrow open to the public and it's going to be open for a couple of weeks and I saw Mayor Mike Duggan say when they were asking about the weather because they were talking about how we're going to get a little bit of snow tonight and then actually a lot of snow and then we're going to get cold weather for the next few weeks he goes that's what it's always like for the auto show He goes, it's so true that it becomes one of the coldest times of the year, but it's a great place to warm up inside and go to the auto show. So it's cool. The Detroit Auto Show, which is now called the Detroit Auto Show. It's no longer the North American International Auto Show. So I like that they named it Detroit. And then last night, you see Jared Goff.

Jared Goff was there.

So Jared Goff. Jared Goff came out.

Rolled up in that truck.

With Ford and Farley and all those guys up on stage. And he threw footballs into the audience. So that was pretty cool. It's cool. And there's so many cool things that come out of this. And for those that have never been, seriously, you live in the, you know, the city that moves the world.

The Motor City.

You guys seriously should go check it out because I will say this to you, whether it's you, a family member, or your neighbor, somebody works in the auto industry, we got to really promote the hell out of these cars right now. I was talking to a couple of car dealers that were just saying that a lot of people were kind of, you know, worried about what's going to happen because of the prices of things and stuff. And they're saying that cars aren't like moving as much as they they have been moving. If you need a car, they will dealerships here in town. And many of them you hear on our show, you know, the Gordon Chevrolets, the Moran Automotives, the the Zots, they will make deals for you. OK, you tell them you heard me talking about it and you said, if you don't give me a good deal, I'm calling Mojo and complaining, but I'm going to tell you that you need a car. Don't be putting your family at risk. Don't be putting yourself at risk. Get something that's dependable because you spend more time in your car than you probably do in your home.

Actually, speaking of Brian Moran, can I give him a huge shout out this morning? Moran Chevrolet, Michigan's new number one Chevy dealer. Wow. So big congrats to them. Congrats. Big congrats to them.

We're coming after you at Gordon, though, Brian. I just want you to know that. I'll make sure. Mike Porter, we're working 24-7 to go after Brian. Brian's a good guy. We love you guys. And so Auto Show this weekend or next week, and then we're going to be doing our show, the More Mojo Podcast debut for this season, is going to be at the Detroit Auto Show. We're going to do it live on Thursday. So it's going to be a really cool experience to be able to be there at Huntington Place. All right, right now, Kevin Hart, we're going to give you a chance to win tickets Sunday. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, 95th Caller wins a pair of tickets to see the sold-out Kevin Hart show at the Fox Theater. 844-MOJO-LIVE. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, Shannon's going to get us caught up on what is trending in the Dirty on the 30. Shannon, what'd you got this hour?

The five living U.S. presidents, so Joe Biden, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, George W., and Bill Clinton, reunited to honor the life and legacy of Jimmy Carter at his funeral yesterday. Garth Brooks, Tricia Yearwood, were there to do—

Wait, Garth Brooks with all the controversy and stuff?

Yeah, yeah, they did Imagine yesterday at the funeral.

Wow, which is wild because he's been kind of in hiding since the allegations and stuff that were against him. Imagine there's no heaven. Was he a real good friend of Jimmy Carter's?

i don't know why he was chosen i do know i mean jimmy carter planned this entire funeral before he passed years ago i don't know if this was part of it or he specifically said this song and this artist but president biden spoke one of the eulogies jimmy carter's friendship taught me

and through his life taught me the strength of character is more than title or the power we hold is the strength to understand that everyone should be treated with dignity, respect, that everyone, and I mean everyone, deserves an even shot.

And Mojo, you mentioned this yesterday. Walter Mondale and Gerald Ford wrote eulogies for President Carter before they died.

And he ended up outliving them. And during yesterday's service, President Ford's son, Stephen, actually read that message.

Because of our shared values that Jimmy and I respected each other as adversaries, even before we cherished one another as dear friends.

Did I see Trump and Obama getting all chummy-chummy with each other?

They were like giggling and laughing.

And that was very legit. He went back to Mar-a-Lago last night after the funeral and said, yeah, like, we're friends, I guess.

Oh, do I got a clip? Okay. Here you go.

It did look very friendly, I must say. I didn't realize it, how friendly it looked. I saw it on your wonderful network just a little while ago before I came in, and I said, boy, they look like two people that like each other. And we probably do.

By the way, going back to Garth Brooks and Tricia Yearwood, I guess Imagine is one of Jimmy Carter's all-time favorite songs. And they did that same song for the funeral of the president's wife when she passed away a couple of years ago.

You know what I liked? By the way, Kevin, I liked that the living presidents are there. They were all there. Everybody was civil. They were laughing. They were talking to each other and having the fun. That's what civility is. And that's what the presidency is. And in the past, in history, it's always been that it's the respect, obviously, of the office and respect of the people. And maybe there will be a change of course, you know, over this next four years to see that happen. And this is not only that, you know, that happened there. But you saw, you know, Barack Obama and President Obama, even during the campaign, you know, trying to tell people just to calm down and bring the tone down a little bit.

Yeah, that's not what I was making a noise. I just interpreted their interaction a bit differently. To me, it looked like, you know, like when somebody talking to you, you really don't want them to talk to you. So you kind of really, I thought they looked like they were having fun. Really? I mean, I just interpreted differently. Kevin, you sound tired.

I thought you were the hype man. This is the Mojo in the morning show. This is the Mojo in the morning show.

Moving on to the California wildfires.

By the way, how do you segue to that after that? Oh, my goodness.

Ten people have now lost their lives. More than 9,000 structures have been damaged or destroyed. Almost 20,000 acres just gone at this point. And about 150,000 residents are under evacuation orders in L.A. That is the latest that we know this morning. Experts say L.A. is not out of danger yet. These fires have the potential to be the costliest wildfire disaster in American history. And I want to play this again. I played it earlier today, but man, it just tugs at your heartstrings. A mom, a single mom of two little, little babies being interviewed on the news last night.

What happened on the night that you guys had to evacuate? We were having dinner. I told my three-year-old and my one-year-old that I told them that we're having a fancy candlelight dinner because the power went out and then we looked outside we saw a huge fire and we just packed whatever we can and we ran out it was chaos on the streets people were trying to get up we thought we're gonna come back tomorrow so we didn't even pack anything we had nothing we love everything with our three they're one-year-old and my three-year-old keeps asking me mom when are we gonna go home my mom passed away we had only a few things of hers left my wedding dress our wedding album we left everything our albums are we have just whatever we're wearing we're wearing the same thing for the last two days what's next for you or do you even know what's next i'm just i'm trying to i'm trying to figure out how to tell my three-year-old that we don't have a home.

God. You evacuate and you think eventually you're going to get to at least go home in a couple of days. You don't have a home to go home to. Megan Thee Stallion was granted a restraining order yesterday with a judge ordering Tory Laines to immediately stop harassing Megan from behind bars. I didn't know that this was happening, but she testified by video yesterday in LA County Superior Court and she told the judge she has not been at peace for a second since she was shot. She claims that Tory has been waging psychological warfare against her by using this like army of bloggers to post all sorts of defamatory comments about her online. She even alleged that Tory, who remembers doing a decade in state prison for shooting her, was making payments to one particular blogger through his dad in order to make sure that this happened. So the judge granted her the five-year restraining order, which means Tori has to stay 100 yards away from Meghan, her home, her work, her car. I don't know how this works with, like, he's doing this through the Internet.

Can't you be charged with another crime? That's what I, yeah.

They have like gangs of people on the outside that do all this stuff. Correct. Yeah.

And lastly, I wish they had something like this when I turned 16. Uber is now offering would-be drivers who flunked their driver's exam free access to their services. Yes, I flunked my driving test the first time I took it. Uber said in a statement, teens, we've got you covered until you can take your next test. So if you flunked your test or your child flunked their test, you can at least not have to cart them around everywhere until they take it and hopefully pass it a second time. But the promotion kicked off yesterday. It's only available on Uber for Teens accounts. It's good for six rides. The offer is available until March 31st. By the way, it's only for new riders. So if your teen is already on there, it doesn't work, but you can sign them up. That's a great idea. What a great promo. For all of today's Dirty, for all of this week's Dirty, catch up by checking out the podcast. Okay.

Oh, sorry. I heard the beep, beep, beep, beep. Yeah, and I kind of hit it. Go ahead.

I heard Radio Web or MojoInTheWorning.com.

And what is that? The podcast is on that?

Everything's on that, yeah.

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Thank you, Shannon. All right. Your call may be monitored or recorded. Jenna is a winner. She's going to see Kevin Hart. Congratulations, Jenna. Thank you so much. Sunday night, you're going to go see Kevin Hart. I want you to hang on the phone and we'll get you set up, okay?

Awesome. Thank you so much.

All right. We'll be right back with more Mojo in the morning. When we come back here next, Megan has finally become an adult. And finally, she'll, she'll, she'll explain to us what it was that she did. That is now the biggest adult move of her life.

More Mojo in minutes.

Snow, the herpes of weather.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.

Weatherman just said after 1 o'clock today could be where the snow will start falling. And then we will probably, depending on where you're at, get a couple, three inches of snow. Now, they said in some areas that may not necessarily be in our most listening areas, but possibly could get four to seven inches of snow. Which, by the way, I do have to say this. It's a white, fluffy snow. It's like a nice snow. It's the snow that you don't need a shovel for. You go out with your kitchen broom, and you go out there and broom it all. Have you ever known snow like that? You have it on your porch and just broom it?

I do. I love that. So that mini leaf blower that I bought from Amazon very famously, sometimes I just use that real quick if it's fluffy like that.

You know what's funny? I see this in my TikTok all the time. Did you ever see the dad that had the stairs, the porch with the stairs, and he put a tarp on it and it snowed so much and then he pulled the tarp and it took all the snow off? I see that guy now for some reason coming up because I think I've obviously gotten snow crazy with things.

That's genius.

It is such a great move, right? I like the people that come up with their own little plan to kind of like, I don't know, screw the system, so to speak. It's great. All right, is Mojo in the Morning Show, Home of the War of the Roses, Second Date Update, Dirty on the 30, Five Lies Tell Your Mom, Am I the A-Hole, the Throwback Throwdown, and of course, all of us. It's good to have you guys here. I love when listeners will say that their favorite part of the show is not necessarily one of those things I just said, but just us just kind of shooting the spit with each other. But we have to give Megan, you know, a little bit of props. She says that now she is officially an adult with a capital A, and it's because of something that she just recently did. And what is that, Megan?

I just recently got my first Costco membership. Oh, it's so exciting.

I don't mean to brag, but I feel very, very adult. And only because I didn't even get it to shop at Costco, which is an added bonus for me. I purely got it to save money on gas. And I was like, wow, I'm a real adult. I did the math. I found out the best way to save money. It was on my gas purchasing. And the best place to get gas, Costco.

That's great. So which Costco do you go to? Because you're in the city. Do you go to the one in Warren?

No, I usually go to the one on... Celsius? Nope. uh secor and central and toledo oh you do okay yeah you drive all the way there well i'm using a lot of gas to go there if you're saving money well that's why i needed to save gases because i go to toledo probably three days a week at minimum i'm there all the time it's so funny to me

and they're like, Toledo misses you. I'm like, I was there three hours ago. What do you mean Toledo miss me? I had dinner and I ripped to Sean's, but I had dinner at Sean's like a week before it burned down. But I'm there all the time. And because I'm going back and forth, I try to fill up my gas tank in Toledo as often as possible just because it's so much cheaper down there. And I think the other day I got gas for like $2.40.

If you want to-

Yeah, that's why I get all of my gas in Toledo.

Want to be bougie? Go to the Costco in Sylvania and go see Perrysburg or Perrysburg. I'm sorry. And go see J.E. who is at the yeah. J.E. drives every day from South Lyon to Perrysburg. Dude. And and does the cost. He said it's you know, it's his way of working up in the Costco ranks. but you got to go see him because let me say this to you he's got every single costco hack ever like he'll tell me he tells me uh and you know when uh what are the costco hacks well they like when certain things are coming to the store like oh you know like the canopies for the

summertime oh the front porch plants the uh i get there tony travato always asks him when the

christmas cookies are coming and stuff like that but uh so you're so adulting let here let's let's throw this out there what what was the thing that you did that made you really feel like an adult like what was your your thing that made you go i am an adult i i remember the for me the the first adult thing was the first time i had to go to court and uh damn that's not fun i got it and i got a ticket uh a speeding ticket and i had to go to court and i had to and the funny thing was i put on like a pair of khakis yeah you know putting on a pair of khakis makes you feel like an adult too, doesn't it? If you throw those

things on. Dockers, you could pour water on

and roll right off. And I remember walking into the courtroom and I'm sitting in the courtroom next to a bunch of people that looked like they all murdered people. And I'm judging and going, I think that person's up for murder. It's just a violation. What was yours that made you feel like an adult for the first time?

I'm trying to think, bro. Probably doing my taxes

or something like that. Yeah, or signing up for insurance at my first job. I was like, I don't even know what I'm... Mom, I just want to be on your insurance still. Megan and I had a very adult conversation this morning about, it was so exciting you guys, I'm surprised you didn't jump in wood floors

Oh my god

I even said to her during the conversation We are so adult that we are getting excited about wood floor

Kevin and I giggle when we say wood floors No we don't Now you giggle Play along with me Kevin doesn't like Like, Kevin has this thing, anytime I bring up anything, like, you know, that could be of potential sexual nature between me and him, he always, no, we don't. I'm not playing those games. I asked Kevin one time, I asked Kevin one time, I said, who's your biggest man crush? I don't have a man crush. I did not respond like that. I just said, I don't have one. I go, I have a man crush on Tom Brady. I love him. And he goes, I go, what about you? You got a man crush? I don't have. I go, what about Denzel?

Do you have a man crush? I don't.

You don't have a man crush. Why is that weird? There's no guy that you find attractive at all. Why is that weird for me to say no? There's no guy that you look at and go, man, I would.

You lied. Wait, finish your sentence. It's not going to make you gay. No, I promise. You said there's no guy that I look at and it makes me go.

Yeah. It makes me go what? You're like, I don't know.

No, finish what you just said. So you look at Tom Brady and it makes you go what?

It makes me go, man, he's hot.

I get that a little bit. And it's strange that I don't feel that way with another guy.

You don't think other, like, look at another guy. Like, I look at Kristen Goff. I look at Jared Goff's wife and go, oh, my God, she is hot. Like, she is the most beautiful woman in the world.

I don't look at a man and be like, damn, he looks nice. Jared Goff. No, I don't.

Last night looked great at that. I'm not looking at him.

I'm looking at his wife. His wife's beautiful. That's cool. I don't have to feel like that, though. Okay. And that's cool, too.

Come on, there's got to be one guy in this world that you look at and you go, Man, oh, man. Nobody? Amara St. Brown? That's your second one? No, but I'm just a runner. Who's your starting five?

Who's your starting five, Mojo?

You know what? My starting five would be Tom Brady, number one. Ryan Reynolds, number two. I don't need a five. I just need three. I can't handle five.

Say Jason Bateman.

No, I'm not a Jason Bateman guy. He's too plain for me. He's too plain for me. I would probably say, oh, you've got to love me some Matthew McConaughey, you know? There's something about it.

Yes, because there is no bigger homosexual than me.

All right, now back to Megan's topic here.

Yeah, that got sidetracked real quick.

Real quick, though, but you can call us up if you would like to ask Kevin a guy and see if Kevin...

thinks he's attractive uh what's up renee what's going on what's going on mojo hi how are you what

was it that you did that made you feel like an adult so the first time that i went to go drop off my rent check after moving out uh uh getting any college and dropping off that big check to the landlord and being like wow that was a lot of money i'm an adult that's big yes or or putting a

down payment down on an apartment you know or a house that deposit is is big i felt like i wanted to cry after i did that for the first time caitlin what what's yours what's your big adult move

when i learned how to mail a package at the post office or even just go into the post office

did you ever notice the only people at the post office are 80 year old people and me i'm always there once a week at least i hate when whatever company i buy something from says i have to take it to the usps i want i'd rather it off for the for the return yeah i'd rather take it to the uh mailboxes etc or the ups stores but don't they give you a prepaid and you just drop it in the bin no but i have to stand there and uh i have to get a packaging thing and i and i hate that i gotta sit there and you got an old person in front of you that's complaining about their mail delivery or something uh this is a big one this is when you know you're an adult Megan, bigger than even the Costco card. What's that, Sean?

Four new tires at one time. I was a grown, had a kid, house, and everything. Four new tires at once, I was grown.

Oh, I cry for that, too. I have to do that soon, and it stresses me out.

It is a big purchase, and let me say this to you with the Costco card. Go to Costco. They got great deals on tires. Megan, Scott, Megan will go with you and lend you her Costco membership. You got to be there, though, now. That's the thing that sucks with these Costco now. They're very particular about making sure you don't use somebody else's card.

Oh, they have the scanners.

And it's got your picture, too.

I did not know they took your picture. They scan it now. They don't just look at it. What's your picture look like? Can we see it? It's so bad.

Which membership did you do? Did you do the $39.99 one?

Whatever the cheapest one is, I'm broke.

You didn't do the business one?

With what money was I going to spend that much money for what? What was the perk? I get money back.

I get money back, and it looks like I own a business.

Oh, it's not even that. I don't have a credit card, so I didn't want to open one. Oh, okay. I've never had a credit card.

By the way, that's a big adult move. I've never had a credit card. When you get a credit card for the first time.

Shannon? Mine's actually cuter than my driver's license.

You got to build credit.

You got to build credit. What's worse, my Costco or my passport photo? because they're bad. No. Oh, yours is nice.

I actually went and got makeup done by Shannon's friend Renee from Rochester.

Laura. That doesn't even look like you

anymore though, Megan.

Hold on a second. Hold on. Becca wants to talk to Kevin. What you got, baby? Oh, wow. That's bad. It's time for you. You got to get a new picture.

Look at her Costco one. Let's hear her back and call me on.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's cute. That's cute.

You're not looking. No.

She looks pale, though. She looked pale. She does.

She didn't get her makeup done.

Becca wants to talk to Kevin. Everybody's quiet for one second. Go ahead, Becca.

Kev, you lie. You're telling me you can't tell the difference between an attractive man and a non-attractive man. It's the same thing.

Okay.

You're not straight out being like, dang, he's hot. You're just acknowledging the person is a good-looking man.

That's cool. That I can do. I can do that. But I'm not sitting up here saying, my God, Tom Brady is so hot. That's where Mojo's at. I'm not going down.

I say, Tom, if I could look like somebody other than me, I would want to look like Tom Brady. Really?

Yes. I look amazing. I'm staying where I'm at.

He's perfect. He is perfect. There's no guy that you think is better looking than you.

Bro, listen.

I'm trying to explain it better because I feel like most men instantly jump to the, I'm not gay.

I'm not gay. I didn't say that. It didn't have anything to do with that. But when you hear Mojo say, Tom Brady is hot, if I could look like anybody, I wouldn't want to look like that. He's perfect. I don't feel that way about any other man. That's what I'm saying. To your point, yeah, it's ugly. I was about to say, it's ugly people across the gamut. I don't care what your gender is. And it's nice looking people across the gamut. But I'm not sitting up here saying, oh, my God, look at this man.

What about Dorian, who's here from the London Chop House? Would you do him? No. They're at a hundred, real quick Dorian, Dorian Dorian, when you're having sex Do you go, oh, oh, oh

Don't do that to him Don't do that to him

Oh my god

You knew where you were coming this morning, Dorian

It's been a while That's why his voice is like that, because he's got all of it inside of him still. It's amazing.

Oh, my God.

Mode, mode, mode, mode, mode, mode. Oh, hold on. This is a good one. Marvin, Marvin.

Hey, what's going on, guys?

What's up, Marvin? Yeah.

Hey, what up? I had said DTE bill and water bill, because think about your water bill. So most of the money you're paying for your water bill going down the drain because it's the sewage part of it.

Okay. Now you're getting in the weeds there. But you're right, though. Paying those two bills, when you've got a water bill and a DTE bill coming in your way, that means you're an adult.

I was going to say, too, my mom lives in California, so I'm still watching out for her. She's staying in L.A. How close is she to the fires? she said it's about maybe 20 minutes away wow 20 minutes because um it just hit uh santa monica and santa monica is maybe like um 20-25 minutes away from her so

yeah she was saying that buddy we're praying for her and everybody in california this is just tragic so thank you thank you buddy i appreciate you keep us informed on how mom's doing katie

hi when is it that you knew you were an adult for the first time when i got excited over a vacuum oh yeah no that's real that is real i actually asked our boss tony if i get us to a million followers on tiktok can you buy me a dyson vacuum and he said yes so no get the mail you don't want you don't want dyson get the mailing really i want the handheld one no it's crap i want it

portable in a year it goes bye-bye by the way all you guys are old despite talking about this is an adult old conversation, talking about in a vacuum. Man, I knew I was old yesterday. I saw a dude in a suit. The suit was cold. I'm like, you look sharp.

Did you say I like your top in slacks?

The suit was cold. Was he hot in that sharp suit? See what I mean? See what I mean? WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

Live. mojo in the morning live go ahead dorian come on live i think you got a deeper voice than deep voice guy we call this guy deep voice guy come on one more time say say mojo in the morning live mojo in the morning live i love that dorian listen to that voice on that guy the pipes he's amazing Wow. All right. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. So Chelsea and I went out to dinner. This story is funny. We go out to dinner, and it's just the two of us, and we're sitting down at this restaurant. I won't name the restaurant because I feel bad for these guys. So we're sitting down. Chelsea and I, you know, waitress comes over. It's really sweet. She's like, hey, can I get you guys drinks? We get our drinks, order our drinks. She comes, brings our drinks to us, has water and all the rest of the stuff. And we're just sitting there talking and then we're getting ready to order. And I said to her, I go, I go, Hey, you know, what is your favorite thing on the menu? I always ask that question. And I always follow that up with what's your least favorite thing on the menu? Cause if they won't, if they'll give me their favorite thing on the menu and they won't give me their least favorite thing. And if they say everything's good, they're full of crap. I know that they're, she told me like five things that were her least favorites, which was awesome. I respected it. So we order foods in, I'm trying to be really, really focused and I'm bad at it. And Chelsea, I'm sorry about this. i'm always on my phone i kept my phone in my pocket didn't even have it on the table turned over and we're just talking and talking and time's going by and the guy comes over a few times and starts filling up our waters the water kid you know water guy water boy and um we're just sitting there having this conversation going on and on and on and then finally i just said to her i go have you seen our waitress in a while and she says no and i go how long has it been and chelsea's like i think it's been a while but you know i don't know time because i don't have my phone and stuff there so we just sit more and we'd sort of know you know when you're in a restaurant you start seeing people that are sitting around you that ordered after you getting their food you're like what the f so finally we called over a uh server from uh another table and said hey could you check on our our order and they said oh did you order from katie or whatever her name was katherine or whatever and i said i don't know what her name is but yeah the blonde girl she goes oh my god i'm so sorry she quit oh she quit in the middle of our freaking meal so in the middle in the or in the middle not in our meal we didn't even get the meal she quit in the middle of our thing and nobody came over to us none another server not even the water boy not a manager and said that our waitress left in the middle of the thing

Thank you.

And I start cracking up laughing, and I said to Chelsea, I go, this is craziness. I said, I've known that this has happened before. As a matter of fact, I think that I've seen Nate Bargetski talking about that before. It's happening to us right now. So they came over. They were really nice. They brought our food to us, and they didn't charge us for anything. They were really cool. We left a tip and stuff. But she quit right in the middle of the thing. And I'm thinking, God, if I was going to quit and do an I quit this bitch thing, I would still feel bad about the people that I'm leaving behind and say, hey, guys, I'm leaving right now or say something. Has anybody had a great quitting story? Like, I would love to hear a great quitting story. Like, how did you quit a job that you just hated? And will you call us up and tell us? And Katie or Kate, Kate, whatever your name. Where the hell did you go? if i ever go to a restaurant because you know these guys all go from restaurant to restaurant yeah i go to sometimes you go to plymouth or you go to royal oak or birmingham or any of these areas that are in my area west bloomfield you'll see and go hey you can't work here you worked at

red coat you know what i mean well or there's some like wes and i used to go to this one particular restaurant all the time and sit at the bar because the bartender andrew the one that he invited to our wedding yeah was like our favorite and they fired him and i will not go back to that restaurant whatsoever they fired the guy they they parted ways yes you are so fired wow that's

when they when you fire somebody that you love you think it's not their fault because you've seen the best of them right yeah and i don't care what it is it's like yeah i get it i'll protest that but um 844 mojo live what's your i quit moment that you can tell us about jenna what's

up it's mojo in the morning hi so i worked at a restaurant i worked midnight and i was absolutely miserable there they just treated everyone bad so when i quit i got a get well soon card that said get well soon and i just wrote i quit and signed my name and gave that to them oh gee oh

my god you don't use them as a reference to you i do not no yeah i i wonder how can you tell me this isn't you guys work service industry i was a busboy once i was never like a waiter Do they ask for, or like, do the restaurants talk to each other?

No.

They don't know?

Like references-wise, you mean? Yeah, I've never even understood references, because most of the time, don't you leave your job because you're a boss? Why would they say something? They're only going to say something bad about you.

Is that why you leave a job? I think you leave it just because you want something else.

I think a lot of people leave because of their boss.

They don't like their bosses?

They want some more money or something.

What's up, Jonathan? Hi.

Hello. So I used to manage a McDonald's overnight, the night shift, and I'd take a vacation for my birthday every year and whatnot. So over my vacation, the night manager that was covering my shift had a gun pulled on him. And when I got back from my vacation, they informed me that that happened, and I literally turned around, wrote my notice, and then walked out, never returned. Scared as hell.

Yeah. Yeah. I'd be a little bit freaked out about that. Caroline, what's up? Hi. What's your crazy quitting story?

Oh, my God. I freaking love you guys. Aw.

We love you, too. We love you, too.

So I'm calling from Canada, and not my first time. That's a long time, either.

Hello, Canada, friends.

Hello. So I was preparing to quit a job, and I could not stand my one co-worker at all, and she would never lock her locker. So I took her name tag, wore it for the day, and I was just the worst worker ever. And people were complaining, so I said, well, if you have a problem, here's my name tag.

Savage.

I don't know what happened to her afterwards. I don't care, but that was my story, and I have to call and tell you guys.

That is actually pretty funny. Now everybody hates her. Shai, what's up?

Hi. Hi.

Hi. How'd you quit a job?

Well, they told me I couldn't wear my natural hair because it wasn't professional. So, yeah, I left the day of, and then when I came back, I brushed my hair all the way out, grabbed my stuff, and gave her the middle finger.

Sorry about that.

Were they going to give you a raise to get your hair done all the time? Right. That's what I was trying to figure out. But I have natural kinky curls. Like, my hair is, like, really deep. And she said it was unprofessional Which by the way

Is professional Just to make that very clear Your natural hair is professional What was the job? Did you have to like

I was a sales consultant at Gardner White.

Oh, no. Oh, boy. You can't really do anything about people's microaggressions. That's interesting. Wow. All right. Hold on a second. Somebody wants to voice disguised. I'm going to fire that sucker up right now. Let me get it going there. Which line is that? Is that line number one there, Lydia, or no? Which is the voice disguised one?

No, I think she hung up.

Oh, she hung up the phone. Okay. then which line am I picking up here next? Let's pick up this line. Misfit Victor. Hi, Victor.

What's up, Victor? Hey, good morning, guys. Morning. What's going on? I used to work at this restaurant in commerce. I won't say the name of it. We had this one waitress for her first day. Her first day was a Friday, and it was kind of chaotic in there, and then she just says, I have to go. I got to go, and just walks out the door, and we're like, oh, thank God she let us know. And then, like, two hours later, the other waitresses are getting ready to go home, and they're like, hey, my wallet's gone. So we remind the camera, and we see her go in the back, grab waitress's wallet, and just run out with it. Oh, wow. But I call her up, and I'm like, hey, we have you on camera. You stole $400, wallet, everything. We need it back, ASAP. And it was like she would start crying, then she'd hang up, and I'd call her back, and she'd start cussing me out. She was just having all kinds of issues. A lot of issues. Yeah, her cousin calls me back and goes, I'm going to bring up the wallet, I'll bring up the money, everything I just got to go pawn, this PS5. Oh, no.

Oh, my God. Hey, Victor, quick question for you.

I got to do better background shape.

Quick question for you. Who is the hottest guy that you know?

Oh, God, right now? I mean, besides Kevin on the show, I mean, the way he hugs me is just unbelievable.

That's what I mean.

He nestles you, doesn't he? Doesn't he kind of nestle you? I love when he nestles me.

The funny thing is, he never hugs me, like, face to face. It's always from behind.

I see why y'all are best friends.

Yeah, yeah.

All right, I'll talk to you. But anyway, so this is what y'all be doing when y'all go to Costco.

the lady brings back the money her cousin brings back the money and everything and she's all apologetic and she's had a pawn all her kids stuff and she goes by anyway is there any chance i can get an application i said yeah no problem so i go inside and i grab an application and my wife and sister-in-law i mean the people i work with go what are you doing you're not giving an application i go i have to because this is a complete the story it is such a good one i like

this one jorge hello what's going on this is a good one you're a tow truck driver craziest way

you quit a job uh yeah so uh i was uh we were you call this on rotation out in california because that's where i'm from uh so we called by we call we got called out by chp so as i'm like waiting for the officer to do all the investigation on the accident scene. I'm on the phone with my supervisor, and I was like, hey, what do you call this? After this one, I'm going to go ahead and take my lunch. And he was like, no, no, no, I got way too many calls, so you have to do this and you have to do the other call. And I said, you know what, I'm done with you guys, So you can come and go ahead and get your truck from the side of the highway.

Oh, no.

And I literally just left. You left?

You walked away from your tow truck on the side of the road?

Yeah. Dang.

How did you, like, that's kind of a dangerous thing. How did you get a ride, or how did you get home?

Well, I just called one of my friends.

That's crazy. Talk about quitting.

I was nice enough to call the officer. I told the officer, hey, you know what? Somebody else is going to come and pick up the tow truck. Oh, my God.

That's like a boss move. By the way, one of the things you learn is the people that know all the computer passwords or know the computer tech stuff are the people you don't F with. Initial C is voice disguise. You there? I'm there. Can you hear me? Yeah, I got you. You quit a job by doing what? I locked them out of their computer system. Oh, good for you. Savage. you like megan megan by the way makes it so that our human resources department is wondering if they should like worry if megan ever leaves her she's going to do something destructive you're like good for you great this is awesome i'm guessing if you have to shut down a computer system and that's how you're choosing to leave knowing that

could follow you there was probably a lot that led up to that point oh but isn't it nice just to say i'll be the better person no when has your job ever said they're the better person for you

hey initial c what did they do to you that caused you to lock them out of their computer system

well they accused me of violating security uh security protocol and they they accused you once

or many times?

Well, no, they accused me one time and sent an email to my supervisor. But the reason this came about was because everyone was in person doing training, and I was the only person who was teleworking, and they couldn't necessarily monitor what I was doing from home. So in order to get rid of me, that's what they...

What kind of company was this?

It was the government.

Oh, you locked the government out. Now I don't feel so bad.

Can I tell you, I have a friend who used to work in social media and the person they were doing social media for was a massive influence with like millions of followers. They didn't pay her for months, for six months. So she changed all of their passwords and said, you cannot have access to your multi-million dollar follower, multi-million follower account until you give me my money back. And they gave her the money the next day.

Wow. That's crazy. By the way, hold on a second. Do I have all the passwords?

Do I have all the passwords?

I'm going to make sure. I think I dealt with that with a couple of people that have left your job here. I've had to try to find out how to get into passwords. I'm still dealing with that.

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All right. What's going on this weekend around town? Lydia says that there is a Red Wings game also tonight besides the charity preview. Who are they playing tonight, Lydia? Chicago Blackhawks. The Blackhawks. A Cane game. We've got tickets to that. And you know what? We'll give those away right now. If you're the 95th caller at 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Win tickets to see the Red Wings all this season right here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. Yeah, I was going to say Red Wings. We got Pistons tickets. We also have Lions tickets next week. We'll talk about that. We got all the teams. Your chance to go. Tickets, by the way, still available for that game against the Blackhawks tonight, Ticketmaster.com. So you can pick up tickets there or win them from us, 95th caller, 844-MOJO-LIVE. I'm going tomorrow to the Pistons game, Cav. For real? For real? Actually, Dr. Reynolds, Dr. Jamie.

What's up, Dr. Reynolds?

Reynolds Orthodontics is taking me with his bougie seats. He's got like four. He's got great seats. Does he really? Yeah, right near the visiting bench. He told me that the seats come with food. He goes, yeah, we'll go down there and the seats come with food. I'm like, I'm going to make sure I don't eat all day. Take advantage. You know what? Have you ever been in those little clubs at Little Caesars for either a game or a concert or something like that?

I think the only time I've ever been was recently when the Red Wings treated us to that area or whatever that was.

They have great food there. The only problem is small plates. They don't want you to eat a lot.

Her food was phenomenal.

They give you small little plates. And so what I do is I have like a fan, like I fan out three plates together and I carry it all.

Put it in the crook of your arm like a true waiter.

Oh, man.

You bring his own stapler.

I keep these plates all together, and I'm just going to eat my face off tomorrow night.

I'm excited you're coming, man. It's going to be fun.

I think Lydia's going, too.

We're playing Toronto, which is always a good matchup, because if you remember, Dwayne Casey was coach of the year, and then they fired him. He became our coach, and he's still a part of the front office and making decisions. So it's always like some extra energy between those two teams when they face off.

Dwayne Casey now works for the— Yeah. Oh, really? I didn't know that. He works for— Oh, Pistons. Oh, I thought you were saying he works back for time. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. All right. Sylvia, you got plans tonight? Well, now I do. You're winning. You're going to see the Wings.

Thank you. I'm so excited.

Congratulations to you. We're going to set you up with a pair of tickets to go see the Red Wings take on the Chicago Blackhawks tonight. It's going to be a lot of people downtown because of the charity preview and stuff, so make sure that you leave early to go to that game, okay? For sure. Have a great weekend. Thank you, guys. Have an incredible weekend. Hold on. Hey, we're going to give you a chance to win Tate McCray tickets. Tate McCray tickets. We are texting to win. The word this hour is greedy. G-R-E-E-D-Y. Text greedy to 95500 for a chance to win. Text greedy to 95500. Standard text.

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She looked good.

She's a little, ah, there you go. There we go. What about Tim McRae? I don't know who that is.

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Those are good ones.

We have a trip to Florida to go to, again, Fort Myers. We are paying your rent. We're going to be paying your rent, giving you a chance to win $500 towards your rent at 830. And then at 910 and 1010, we're going to be paying your bills with $1,000. And then 930, Kendrick and SZA tickets. Oh, and something called the Detroit Lions and maybe Tim Tickets to go. Right? What did you say? So your chance. coming up. Make sure that you're listening all next week to the Mojo in the Morning show right here on said radio station. Go ahead, Shannon. What do you got in the side?

You got to load some stuff for me.

I'm going to, but first let me have an encore presentation. You can go. Do you want to sit over in that chair right there? Go sit over there. The legend himself from the world famous London Chop House in Detroit. Dorian the Doorman with an intro to Shannon this morning. Go ahead, Dorian. It's the Dirty on the 30 with Shannon on the Mojo in the Morning Show. Wow. I love it. His name tingles. That is like sultry. You know what's funny about that? That voice is so good. I just saw Kev tingle. Oh. It was wonderful. Go ahead.

He's not going to stop, bro. I can't stop.

Okay, so today is a big day. If you are a fan of TikTok, the Supreme Court going to hear arguments over the fate of the very popular act.

Judgment day for TikTok, with arguments at the Supreme Court today over the fate of the app. The social media platform used by an estimated 100 million Americans is set to be banned in the U.S. beginning January 19th, when a law signed by President Biden is set to take effect. Last year, TikTok was given an ultimatum, sell to a U.S. company or be shut down. But China has signaled it won't allow TikTok's algorithm to be sold. And TikTok's Chinese parent company is fighting the ban, calling it unconstitutional. Some legal experts agree.

This is a case where Americans are utilizing a foreign publisher to express their opinions. That's something the First Amendment would protect. This legislation singles out TikTok, and if these concerns are legitimate, then other platforms might be implicated.

But there's bipartisan support for this ban. Many lawmakers and experts insisting the app poses a national security risk, saying there's little to stop China from accessing Americans' data. Stuck in the middle? Millions of people who rely on TikTok to make a living. The company says 7 million American businesses use it.

For a lot of us, this is going to be a huge income loss.

President Trump made saving TikTok a campaign promise. For all of those that want to save TikTok in America, vote for Trump. He wants the Supreme Court to delay the ban until he takes office. Interesting.

Yeah, and the justices have before them that plea from Trump to give him and his new administration some time to reach a resolution about this. I don't know if they are going to take that into account at any point in their decision-making process.

It'll be interesting to see what ends up happening. I mean, listen, I don't think that it's good that the Chinese Communist Party has access to—they are. They're communists. that they're you're the no i'm not i'm not you want them having info first off you think that if you think that terrorism is going to happen terrorism is going to take place and it already has on things that are technology you know technology yeah based and them having access to all of your information and being able to access that and use that against you or against our country. I mean, I get it. But to tell a country or to tell a company they have to sell their business is very gangster-ish. Meta. America. Maybe we shouldn't have Mark Zuckerberg with all his information. Preach or Elon.

Or Elon. But look, I feel like it's set up perfectly for Trump. You set it as the 19th, especially if he does have the power to just executive order on the first day say TikTok back. That would get a lot of people on his side. Huge win. First day in. There you go. We finally found it. It's set up perfectly.

Zach Bryan is hitting back. He has been getting tons of criticism online after his breakup with Brianna Chicken Fry still. And so yesterday he wrote to his followers this. Everyone wonders why I quit touring and don't want to be attached to you. music anymore. Meanwhile, you're calling my friends ugly and harassing them. I'm not asking for sympathy, but going for my friends is so low and so messed up. He went on to say he currently doesn't have a girlfriend. There's been like speculation about him and several different women. He said he doesn't plan on having a girlfriend, but he is allowed to have love, laughter and good people in his life, despite what his critics might think. He said, quote, no matter how bad of a person you think I am, go ahead and come for me, but do not come for my friends who do nothing but love and care for me so i agree with him on that one does zach bryan

have a upbeat song because i don't know zach bryan's music that much you say this every time we talk about i swear to you every time i you ask me for a zach bryan song i only have like two of them in the system and this song is so slow but all my friends go to his concert like my buddy john tallenger i heard got really uh drunk at his concert this last go around i heard that he did i heard he had fun at it how do you get drunk to this jt jt this seems like depressing me like i would be drinking out of depression you know what i mean i feel like i'm watching yellowstone right now and uh it's some kind of like a sad scene that is actually that's a good right i mean kenrick lamar is going to be like making ford field go crazy zach bryan's making and Ford Field gets a press.

Is this so different from going to, like, a Zac Brown band concert? Right.

Two things. Fire goes. Now it's getting faster.

All I am, where am I supposed to go?

He's loading a shotgun.

Pausing myself again. Something in the orange tells me you'll never come. Kev, do you think Zac Bryan is hot? I don't even know what you're doing. I was going to ask you for him. I knew it was coming. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. Let's ask Rojo. We don't have any football to watch this weekend. I mean, we do. What? But the Lions, obviously, are in a bye week. Dan Campbell.

I got to take the Christmas tree down then.

Dan Campbell on what the team will be doing during its time off.

Somebody that eats things and reads the game as much as you do. What does that look like for you these next couple days? I'll have to drink the game. I'm going to get a little bit of work over the next two days. Like I said, we'll practice. And then, look, I plan on getting out of here a little bit. I'll have stuff with me and there'll be some little things I'm working on, things that I know that I can do better, get better at, things that I want to look at, do my own checklist as it pertains to us, like over the last five weeks, six weeks. But other than that, man, I want to spend time with my family and just sit back for a minute and just charge back up and be ready to go.

You know what's wild is that, you're right, there is no football for us, but pro football playoffs are amazing. And actually, college football was great last night. Did you watch? I was at the game, but I seen what happened. Notre Dame comes from behind to beat Penn State. They're in the college football championship and either going to play Ohio State or play Texas. So that game's on tonight, right? Yep. Who you got, Ohio State or Texas? I think, well, I think that Michigan beating Ohio State has, like, woken those guys up. And I think that they probably are going to save this guy's career. I think that Ohio State's going to probably win the whole thing. I'd like to see Notre Dame win it. And then I'd like to see this Notre Dame coach become the next Ohio State coach. Okay. But that's my thing. Yeah, I got Ohio State tonight. I do not believe in Texas quarterback. Yeah. Okay, now back to you, Shane.

And lastly, a serial butt slapper is on the loose in Denver. On the loose. No, for real. Have you heard this story? No. There's this guy who's been riding around on an e-bike slapping women's booties. Drive-by? Random.

Yes, drive-by slaps. That's awful.

At least four incidents have been reported since New Year's Day. Okay? Like, people are literally just women are just walking in the street, and this guy rides by on his bike and smacks their booties. And cops are now asking people in the Denver area, so if you're listening to us on the iHeartRadio app, to help identify him. Somebody got a shot of him on his e-bike. You can't see his face, though, but I don't know. It might sound funny, like we're all laughing, but this guy, when they find him, and they will, he's going to face sexual assault charges. Yeah, that's crazy. For all of today's Dirty, for all of this week's Dirty, catch yourself up by checking out the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or mojointhemorning.com.

Do you think that this guy that's a butt slapper has anything to do with the person that has been drawing Ds on your dicks on your car?

I don't know.

Shannon, tease it. The mystery of what?

The mystery of penises on my car window. Who's doing it?

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And she's a PI.

Yeah, ways to do this stuff. I've been wanting to get to this one this morning. We've been teasing it a little bit, but the mystery of who's drawing the dicks. What's going on, Shannon?

Okay, so all six of us were out the other night, and that's myself, Wes, and all four of our kids. Our very blended family. And we're driving in the car. Wes is driving. I'm sitting in the passenger seat. The two older kids, Sam and Kieran, are in the middle. And then my little ones, Lucy and Smith, are in the very, very back. And I notice from the front seat that somebody had drawn a big penis and wrote Wes next to it on one of the windows. And right off the bat, I think it's smith because the kid loves drawing penises and writing naughty words that he has just learned how to spell okay but upon questioning all four kids in the car nobody would fess up to it actually smith started crying that we kept blaming him and he's like it really wasn't me i love penises so like but like somebody clearly did it and wes was really really upset about it because his name was written next to it right like if it was just a dick i don't think it would have mattered as much except that it was yeah it was a named dick um and so i did was it was it a big or small one

because maybe it was the size of the actual drawing no i mean it like it was like you know

in the window oh okay okay so i just wanted somebody to come clean because clearly somebody in that vehicle is lying so we pull up into our drive in our into our driveway we go inside the house and we interrogate them for like a good 20 minutes when we get home and still nobody is confessing to drawing the penis and finally kieran who's in high school fesses up that he's the one that wrote west's name but but wouldn't admit to drawing the penis okay okay so so west is already up in arms about that that karen drew this um and i don't know like why but i have never in all my years of knowing him seen wes so hot about this like he was mad about this this penis on the window and it got to the point where like i finally gave up interrogating the kids and so did wes but we're laying in bed at night i'm laying in smith's bed like getting him ready for bed and he is still crying that we think it's him and he's like mom

I don't even draw penises like that and he's like I draw my penises skinny and long and that one is short and fat and I'm like the fact that he was trying so hard to prove it wasn't him was so funny but I believed him because he's like you know how I draw my penises which is true

and then I was like And I was still talking about this at night in bed. I'm like, I kind of believe Lucy because she was on the total opposite end of the car. Right. And I'm like, and then the two older kids, like it would have been a stretch for them. So fast forward to the next day, this, this crime still does not even have a suspect at this point. We don't know who it is. And, um, I go to Jack's car wash to get my car cleaned. And I realize as I'm like using the vacuum and vacuum out my car that the the West that Kieran had written was on the inside of the car and the penis was very clearly drawn on the outside of the car. So now I'm like, great. I seriously feel like some kid went around the parking lot where we were the night before, drew a bunch of penises on car windows. Kieran just happened to write West and all the all four kids got blamed for.

So is some or the mystery penises.

Penis. It was just one.

isn't it by the way isn't it funny though that kids

Love, no, kids. No, no, no, no, no, no. It's men. It's men. It's boys. Really? Boys and men. Yeah. Why do you love drawing penises?

I don't know.

You're so obsessed with yourselves, it's wild. I don't get it. Yeah, yeah. Like, I don't draw boobs. Right.

That's true.

Although, I do remember, like, when, as a kid, you'd draw stick figures, and your stick figures seem so awkward if it didn't have one, right? Again, just boys do that. To prove that it was a male or female stick figure.

I um yeah I never drew a stick figure with boobs never yeah well you draw the penis that's how you

no triangle for a skirt and that's it and that's it um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 uh who do you think let's let's let's have people put together suspects who's the suspect here you know what I

thought these poor kids got questioned like they murdered somebody you know what I thought yeah

That it wasn't anyone that you mentioned. You remember a couple of weeks ago, you said Wes was sitting on the cabinet, and was it your sister who saw his dick?

She didn't, but it was out saying hello on accident. She actually wrote on our social media that she didn't see anything. Okay, okay.

All right. Who drew the dick? What do you think, Jackie? Hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Good, good. I'm actually at work right now. But, yeah, I actually had this happen to me when I was a high school senior. A couple kids, they actually was a kid that didn't get along with my younger brother. And so they had this beef, so they would go around drawing these. They called them Gonzo. But, yeah, we basically were trying to figure out what it was. My dad at the time was upset because it was a 2001 Mustang convertible. and he paid for it, and we lived in a small town. So, yeah, come to find out, the only reason we found out who it was is because his girlfriend actually told me that it was him doing it, and he was doing it out of revenge because I was defending my younger brother at the time.

Okay. And how close is your small town from Shannon's neighborhood? What's going on, Michelle? Maybe this is, maybe the person's making the serial penis. Making the rounds. He's doing it again. What's up, Michelle?

Hi, how are you?

Good, what's up?

Good. I was just calling. First of all, I was just saying that maybe it's like, not really a stalker, but for Shannon, you know, like maybe it's somebody just being weird like that. Or possibly, I know that they've been together for a couple years. Maybe it's one of Wes's exes.

Oh.

That would be very stalkery if an ex knew where we were out. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Tracker on you.

Somebody actually says, and this is actually a good one, maybe there was a bachelor party in a place that you were parked recently. Because bachelor parties, for some reason, the girls are always obsessed with penises. Like everything's penis, you know.

So you're just drawing dicks on windows?

No, but you know how you do that? You go through a parking lot of a place, and you just start drawing on stuff like that. Did you ever write on somebody's car, like, wash me, crazy stuff? Yeah. Todd, what are your thoughts? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Yeah, yeah. So, I think it was Shannon. She had no contact with the show.

She had no contact with the show.

Look at this guy.

I can assure you, it was not me.

It is a great topic. Listen, this is a great one.

I promise. She has never started a fight for a topic.

All right, hold on. Prove it, Shannon. Get a piece of paper and a pen, Let's see you draw.

If you would have seen how mad my husband was.

What's that?

I said, I'm the best liar in the world. I think I got you.

Yeah?

I didn't hear what he said.

I don't know. I don't understand what you just said, the first part.

Oh, I said, I'm the best liar in the world. I think I got you. You got me. Okay, you got me. Best liar.

All right. All right. Gail, what's going on? Hi.

So listen, I'm sorry, Shannon. I know he's your baby and all, but I believe the baby might have done it as much as he cried about it. I know. And the reason why I say this is because I have raised four boys, and every single one of them have pulled that same move. They will come with the tears, swearing up and down, no, no, no, no, no. And I find out the latter every time.

And I say it, but the boy did it. Yeah, I know. That's kind of my guess still, is that it was my little bubby.

What about Mandy? This ties into a topic from yesterday. What's up, Mandy?

Hello.

Hi, what's going on?

First time, long time.

She sounds like she either woke up or is everything okay?

okay i'm just laughing okay what's going on um i think it was the valet driver okay so this this was a different place different place yeah but it wasn't it wasn't after the

thing or no no totally different day okay but that that would be a good one too the valet driver would be yeah yeah that's a great idea um all right uh and somebody says that it's your infamous garbage men that you have?

Maybe it's... Oh, it could have been. We love them.

What are those guys' names again? Wheezy and...

Dank and Dakota. They changed.

Dank and Dakota. And what was the other guy's name?

Drewski. But he doesn't do it anymore.

Poor Drewski. Maybe it's Drewski. He's missing out.

WQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning.

I was listening to not our show, but I was listening to the Joe show afternoons here on this radio station, channel nine, five, five. I was listening to their morning show that they do in Tampa on what the hell's radio station, a 93, three FLZ. Okay. I remember. And I was listening to one of their topics. I'm like, Oh my God, why could, Jed have not told this on our show or at least on our station in the afternoon told the topic or the topic was that he was out at a bar watching a game with a bunch of buddies and when he was watching the game at a bunch of buddies something happened at the bar and it was hysterical and Lydia if you can get him on the phone okay good Jed's on there so Jed I was listening back to your old podcast and I heard the topic about you at the bar watching the game and the guy at the bar. Can we, you got a second to talk to us? Jed.

Where are you at?

Hi, Jed. Hi, Joe.

Okay, so to kind of just tell the story, so Jed had a married man at a bar offer to give him oral sex.

Wait, what? Offered to give him

a beager. yes and uh jet are you there yep i'm here can you tell that story as clean as you told it on

your station please so he had asked if i wanted to basically go back to his place and give him a mouth hug and he was running his hands through my hair and running them down my legs what he was he was all hot and bothered by it but i the thing the thing that blew my mind is he's also married So it's a gay man who's married to another man. And he said, oh, don't worry. My husband, don't worry about this.

Jed, why would you let him run his hands, fingers through your hair and down your legs?

Because, Shannon, we live in a day and age where if I slap him, then I'm labeled a homophobe.

I know, but you could have backed away.

Back away? He's literally grabbing my knee. What do I do? Just like me, I'm like Bruce Lee and get out of there?

I wish, bro, there's a distance between the head of your hair and your thigh. He had to, like, go from the head and go all the way down to your leg. Oh, yeah. And at no point did you go wax on, wax up? Before he was about to wax on, wax up?

It was actually Dr. Octopus. He had one leg on my knee. He was only worried about Joey.

Oh, my gosh.

My favorite is, though, I'm listening to this break, which, by the way, is great. You got to go listen to it on the Joe Show's podcast. Joe, are you there? Is Ashley there, too, or no? Just Jed.

Yeah, I'm shocked Jed didn't tell you what the hotel room was like yet.

My favorite part of the entire break listening to it was Ashley and Joe going, yeah, we think he did it. Yeah, he had to go do it, right? Do we believe that he did it? And then asking the listeners about that thing. so Ashley what was the line that you said that was the greatest thing about the fact that Jed was offered to get oral from another man

we only do 25 topics in one show I don't know what we said

I don't know but I really think he went for it and he just doesn't want to tell us what does Jed always say he says you don't like it unless you try it I know what you said

a mouth ain't gay there's no gender in a mouth

A mouth has no gender. I love that. Only temperature. So wait, so... Jed, Jed, were you flattered at all by this? Like, did it flatter you? Because I know that, you know, you're a single guy and you date.

Oh, of course. I was flattered by it. The only thing I really wasn't flattered by was the guy's age. He looked like he was about to get his AARP card.

No, come on. Are you serious?

You look, yeah, balding, a little, you know, kind of, we call it the horseshoe where they're balding and they got that.

You know what the funny thing is? You hear all the time, like in bars where girls will come up and they'll flirt with heterosexual girls, right? They'll just come up and just start, what do they call it? They call it barsexual. Barsexual?

Yeah.

I mean, equal opportunity. Jed, you know, come on. This is perfect.

Like I said, I'm willing to try anything once depending on how much alcohol I have. I wasn't at that point yet.

I told Tony Travato about it. I said to Tony, I go, Tony, this break was hysterical. You've got to listen to it. It was honestly one of my favorite things that I've heard in the longest time. And Tony Travato goes, you don't call them on the air and have them tell that story on your show. You're crazy because that is just too damn good. All right. Well, Jed, will you be going back to that bar this weekend?

I will. And actually, it's on 8 Mile and Grass.

Thanks for listening to us. And not your better judgment. This is Mojo in the Morning. Happy Friday.

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Yes.

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