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Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

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Let me take y'all back to the beginning.

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Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but inside is just as frightful, not delightful. Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Why is it that schools can have snow days? Even some businesses can have snow days. But why can we not have cold snow days? I am with you. What is the story with that? It is not fair. Where do I vote? You know what? Let's vote now. We're going to vote Tony Travato and Colleen off the island. If we hear that the Odyssey and Cumulus, Town Square, Beasley, all the other companies, If they left their people off today and gave them another holiday, we quit.

Well, I'm more concerned about our sales team and our employees. Are they coming in today? No, of course not. Probably not. That's where I get really jealous.

By the way, if Colleen and Kim do that with the sales department but didn't say anything like, hey, by the way, I would like to let everybody know that today will be an optional, clothing optional day or a work optional day. They do that from time to time. They do. Clothing option?

No, not clothing option.

In our old building, remember, we had that big snowstorm. Yeah. And then here, too, I think we had the snowstorm.

I don't know, but it is true that the rest of the staff will get days that we don't get. And I feel like we need to say then we get an extra vacation day that we get to tack on to one of our vacations. You guys, it's only there for real. We're going to close the office early. Those are my favorite. They close before we even get to leave for the day.

I'm going to be honest with you.

Oh, it's Wednesday.

Oh, I'm sorry. That's our boss right there. Y'all did it to yourselves.

When y'all was working through COVID, that set the tone right there that y'all worked through anything.

You know what, Kevin? You're right.

I'm telling you, y'all did it right there. When y'all worked through a pandemic, they said, oh, they did. They didn't work through anything.

Kevin, we needed you on the team back then because if you were on the team back then, you would have slapped some sense into us. If we didn't work, we all would have lost our jobs. You know what? Honestly, we had the chance if we wanted to. We could have worked from home, but we all wanted to see each other. We all didn't like our families at that time. Hey, can I bring something up here right now? What's up? Tell me if you guys think my friend Brandon is stupid. So my friend Brandon does not have a car starter in his car, which, by the way, is the reason why you buy an American car, because all the American cars come with these car starters. You do not buy cars that are expensive cars like a BMW, which he has. He has a BMW that does not allow car starters on it, which I had no idea that was the case. He, in the morning, goes out, starts his car, leaves it running, sitting in his drive, and then comes out 10, 15 minutes later when he thinks the car is warmed up and defrosted the windows and all that stuff. And I keep telling him, you're going to come out to no car one day.

Does he lock it when he goes back in then?

No, because he's got his keys in the car.

running oh he oh so it's oh duh yeah if he is dumb if he can call it a drive no

one's stealing his car and then he's driving well he is dumb but I have to be

honest with you it is so cold that I would risk that right now I am very very lucky that my GMC Acadia has an automatic I can do it from I can do it from an app actually but I I think I would be willing to risk my car being stolen if it is toasty warm when I get

inside for the day. It's too cold to steal. Oh, wait. You don't think a thief is going to work on a daily today?

Hell no. Negative five? This is the day thieves taking off. They're not outside stealing. I kind of agree with you.

Are there any thieves that are taking a snow day today or a cold day today? Did you guys get called off last night by Channel 4? By the way, Detroit Public Schools, Pontiac Public Schools and thieves. You guys are car thieves. uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 has anybody ever had their car stolen while they were warming their car up or they had the keys you know left in the car because i would like to send a message i want to send this podcast to brandon and i want him to go let's go brandon i want and i want him to go uh you know okay this can happen or if i sent you his address would you

i did the i did the back-to-back start this morning by the way i started my car i let it run for i think it goes for like 14 minutes or something it stopped and then i let it go all over again because i knew one time wasn't gonna be enough it wasn't gonna be warm man it was so

cold so first i bought my jeep in 2018 i bought my jeep in 2018 had no idea had a remote starter until this winter. It was so cold. I looked at my key. I swear, I looked at my key fob. I was like, what is this button with this times two on it? Hit the times two and then start it up. I was like, oh my God, I'm a dumbass. You are a dumbass. I am, I am. I can probably figure that out.

Honestly, living in Michigan, I would not buy a car that did not have a remote car start.

Amen. Agree. I would not. By the way, Tony Travato just texted us in our group chat. Tony's our program director. He says, early release today. Go ahead and leave at 11 a.m.

So excited I have client meetings at 12.30 and 1.30.

Early release. Good behavior.

Good morning, Tony. What's up, Emily? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning. What's going on, Emily? There you are. How you doing, Em? Hello? Hi, how are you?

Hi. Good. First time, long time. Yay! Emily's on the phone! Okay, so about two weeks ago I had my car in the shop and I was borrowing a car from a friend and I have a Jeep and it has remote start but they had an Audi and they didn't and I slowly learned the luxury of it living in a cold state especially because I'm on the third floor of my apartment and I would run down the stairs, go outside, start the car, run back upstairs get finished getting ready and i'm not just like five stairs we have like 22 stairs for

each level oh my god aren't you worried emily aren't you worried that by the time that you get all the way up there and get all the way back that there's going to be somebody in your car probably about a mile and a half from your house i hope so you want the car stolen

Just kidding.

Well, try to stay in if you can today because it's dangerously cold out.

Thank you.

I appreciate you. It's so cold my headphones aren't working right now. My headphones literally just froze up on me. Not the ones you bought. I have to put the over-the-ear cans back on. You didn't get Kev's little dig, did you? Not those. Yeah, you know, I get Kev's dig. Kev's a little salty. He's a little salty with me lately. Have you noticed that? Am I? Ever since Kevin got reprimanded for being a little late. Oh, that old thing? Yeah. Alex, what's going on, Alex? Hi. Hi, Alex.

Hi. This was good morning, guys. Good morning. This was actually in the summertime. I was DoorDash, and I went into Burger King to get two orders. I come out, mind you, I have both bags in my hand. My car got stolen because I left the keys in there while the AC was running.

Oh, gosh. I always wondered. Are those all these door dashers that are leaving their cars just parked up at the curb when you go to restaurants?

No, actually, I was in a handicapped spot because, you know, I have a handicapped sticker. So I left it in there. And the funny thing was I barely had any gas. So they actually only, right, they only got around the corner. We didn't find it for, like, three days. They found it at the hospital down the street. Yeah, they ran out of gas. They found it at the hospital down the street, and then we got it back. Two days later, I got in an accident. Two more days after that, I got in another accident. And then a week later after that, my car got totaled out. Okay, that car was bad luck. No, just don't drive, because you're breaking all the rules, and the rules broke you.

No, I get it now. I get it now. She was hoping her car was going to get stolen. She wanted that thing gone. That thing was a piece of trash.

I mean, I got the same car but a newer year, and this car runs like a champ, but I know better now.

Good for you. Hey, thanks for the call. Let's grab Jovan next. By the way, I got a handicap spot, but I ran into the location. Yeah, she's not obviously handicapped using the handicap sticker. What's up, Jovan? Hi.

Hey there, Mojo. Good morning, guys. Good morning, Mojo. The reason why I do not watch Super Bowl Sunday is because when the Super Bowl was here and it was snow, a whole bunch of snow and cold, my wife decided to let me relax at the house while she went and got the pizzas and everything for everybody to come over. She got the pizzas, stopped by the 7-Eleven right around the corner from the house, left the car running. somebody jumped in to the car and was gone with a car full of pizzas and at that time you know it's when people had tvs and sound systems all in the car that was my toy car oh right don't watch super bowl sunday to this day because it happened well i think it was kickoff was like 6 26 i'll never forget and it was like 6 19 when she called me to tell me somebody took the car what were you

more upset about your car getting stolen your wife almost getting carjacked or the fact that you didn't have your pizzas on super bowl sunday oh definitely hot pizza yeah my man somebody just texted us and said that if you your car is running in your driveway you get a ticket for that isn't that crazy why yeah that's the texter nine uh let's see right five see here 586 says, hey, it's illegal to warm your car up in your driveway without a car starter. If your car is running and gets stolen, your insurance company will not cover it. That's crazy. Wait, but if you have a car starter and you start your car from inside, it's okay? It's okay, yes. Because it's locked, I guess. Yeah. I mean, just don't start it in your garage, you big dummies. I mean, make sure that your car garage, if you have a garage, is open. Josh, what's up? It's Monday morning. Hi. Hey, Josh.

Hello, good morning

It's early release today Tony Travato doesn't know this But at 7.30 we're all going to breakfast At the Farmer's What's that place called down the street there? Farmer Frank's

Isn't it Farmer Frank's?

Farmer Jack's Farmer John's is the nursery Farmer basic white guy name What's going on? Hi Just driving into work right now Yes

Yes.

What are you calling for?

I'm calling from Muskegon, Michigan.

I hear it's warm there.

Oh, it's not. They lied to you.

What are you calling for? What enticed you to call us just to say hi?

So, no, about a year ago, I had a vehicle that I was warming up in.

the driveway my grandfather told me no probably don't warm up your car you live on a corner and uh might get stolen from you so that day i warm it up i walk outside and it's not there papa's wisdom yeah yeah that was my first thought so i look a little further ahead and my car is Sitting in my neighbor's yard. What? He stole it? Yeah, my... No, my e-brake failed. Oh, so it rolled?

It rolled.

It just rolled across the street right into my neighbor's yard.

Oh, okay, so it wasn't stolen after all. That's crazy.

Unfortunately, no.

Unfortunately, I love it.

I wanted that insurance payout. Exactly.

Everybody wants a new car. Just total that bitch out. but I don't want to grab this thing anymore. All right, take care of yourself, buddy. Stay warm, okay? By the way, Muskegon, the coldest temperature this morning. Right now, real feel in Muskegon is minus 21 degrees. Is that insane? Off the water, that's where all that cold is coming from.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

All right, these are four prizes here. This is three clues from the same year. What year was it? Martha Stewart was sentenced to five months in prison in this year.

Whatever I have to do in the next few months, I hope the months go by quickly. I'm used to all kinds of hard work, as you know, and I'm not afraid. I'm not afraid whatsoever.

The movie Million Dollar Baby was the big hit.

I feel like it. I can sell that house from one of your fat, lazy hillbillians. and if you ever come back that's exactly what i'll do and kev was excited because

his favorite guy usher baby what year was this this is for you guys remember foster the people of course pump them kicks exactly that's what we're giving away tickets to see foster the people february the 17th tickets available ticketmaster.com or win them from us what year was this

Good luck. Call us and tell us what year that stuff happened. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548.

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Mojo in the Morning Testing your memory this early in the morning This is Mojo's Back in the Day What year did this stuff happen?

It was the year that Martha Stewart was sentenced to jail

Whatever I have to do in the next few months I hope the months go by quickly I'm used to all kinds of hard work, as you know And I'm not afraid I'm not afraid whatsoever.

Actually, it wasn't jail. It was prison. She went to prison for five. She's talking about I'm used to hard work. This is prison.

Also, she went to like the easiest prison there is. And she doesn't know hard work. She lied on two fronts.

And by the way, now she's probably bigger than she's ever was, right? After going to Million Dollar Baby, what a great movie that was.

I feel like I can sell that house from one of your fat, lazy hillbillians. And if you ever come back, that's exactly what I'll do.

And the big song, Usher. You know that this song was at one time the most played song that 955 in Detroit ever had. I think it got surpassed. And I don't even remember what the song was that surpassed it. It might have been like, I don't know, a weekend song or something like that. What year was that? We'll set you up with the prize. Dominique, do you got the year? Hello, Dominique. Mm-hmm. What year was that? 2004. It was. Congratulations, Dominique.

Oh, I'm so excited. It's my first time ever winning anything. Let's go. Yeah, girl.

You just got tickets. We're going to give you concert tickets. Foster the People at, I don't know where. They're going to be February the 17th, somewhere. Where are they at, Lydia? Do we know? I can't imagine. the Fillmore at the Fillmore Theater. We'll get you set up. I said I can't imagine them playing Little Caesars Arena, but they're probably playing the Fillmore. Yes, they're playing the Fillmore. Hang on the phone for just one second. We'll get you set up.

Okay, cool.

We're going to give away some tickets.

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Low Joy in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Alright, we're going to get you caught up on what's trending in the dirty on the 30s. Shannon, good morning. Good morning. Donald J. Trump,

Trump, excuse me, is once again the president of the United States. The man who served as America's 45th leader became its 47th yesterday after being sworn in at the Capitol Rotunda.

The golden age of America begins right now. The president and first lady visited President Biden

and First Lady Jill Biden at the White House before that swearing-in ceremony. Fun fact, The 78-year-old Mr. Trump is the oldest president ever inaugurated, surpassing Biden's age four years ago by about five months. So he now holds that record. Now, in his last minutes in office, speaking of, President Joe Biden pardoned his three younger siblings and two of their spouses. He issued blanket preemptive pardons for his brother James and James' wife, his sister Valerie and her husband, and his brother Francis. None of them have ever been charged with any crimes. In another last-minute action, Biden pardoned Dr. Anthony Fauci, you remember that name, and the entire January 6th Select Committee, among others. Last night, President Trump said he was pardoning about 1,500 of his supporters who were charged in the January 6th riots at the U.S. Capitol, also signing several other orders, including declaring a national emergency at the U.S.-Mexico border. He withdrew the U.S. from the World Health Organization. attempted to end birthright citizenship and he instituted a 75 day delay on the tiktok band and when asked why he changed his tune on tiktok because he used to not be a fan this is what he

said because i got to use it and remember tiktok is largely about kids young kids if china's going to get information about young kids i don't know to be honest i think we have bigger problems than

Yeah, and we'll have tons more on the inauguration and some behind-the-scenes stuff on the inauguration throughout the morning.

What did you think of that hat? I want to know what your thoughts were about the first lady's hat.

She looked good. So I was just waiting for the memes, unfortunately. Like, I actually thought she looked very polished. I wasn't a huge fan of the hat in particular. I thought her outfit was great, minus the hat. But, I mean, she was compared to everybody from Dick Tracy to the Hamburglar to the Jim Carrey's outfit in the mask. I was like, where are they? Here come the memes.

She got rave reviews by the fashion people because this guy, the hat guy. Adam Lippe's is his name. Yeah, the hat guy, I guess, has done the hats for a lot of people, including a lot of the royals. And Princess Diana was one of the, I guess, that inspired a lot of the hats that this guy did. I'm sorry.

Adam Lippies did her outfit. The hat was designed by Eric Javits.

Can I say something controversial yet, Brave?

Yeah.

I just think most First Ladies look so mediocre that this is a mid-outfit, and we're praising it for how great it is.

I actually liked her outfit for the first inauguration way, way better, the light blue. But I did like, and I loved Usha Vance's outfit yesterday, the peony pink, which a lot of people didn't like, but I thought it was very Jackie O, and I loved Jackie.

Right, which is what I got from Melania's first inauguration outfit. Yeah.

They say that the first lady's inauguration outfits set fashion trends for the next few years.

Along with their inaugural dresses. And if you've ever been to Washington, D.C., go to the first lady's exhibit at the Smithsonian because they have all the dresses. I mean, from like Mary Todd Lincoln. It is an incredible exhibit.

What I liked about her fit was that it fit. Like it was tailored. It was trim. Like the cut, the symmetry of it, it was nice.

And we can get into this in another Dirty. There were, there are so many designers still that do not, will not dress her.

For fear? They don't like Trump.

Like, Dior is one of them. And she'll have her stylist go to the Dior store and buy clothes. But they will not put their name on anything that she has.

It's interesting. Can I also point out something? I got myself into trouble last night because of this inauguration.

Why?

Lauren Sanchez Two words Lauren Sanchez I actually Chelsea was You know And her friend Leah We're looking at

Such a ridiculous outfit Alright we'll talk about it later Talk about it later Ridiculous And so inappropriate Jeff Bezos is white And she's beautiful

I thought it was appropriate But go ahead Fiance

Oh my god

I Mark Zuckerberg Her yesterday My mom would have grounded me if I wore that to the inauguration or to anything. All right. Kid Rock, speaking of the inauguration, Kid Rock made a pass at a BBC reporter named Catriona Perry yesterday during a live interview to talk about President Trump's swearing-in ceremony. The whole thing was real awkward.

Listen to this. I can't see you right now, so I don't know what you look like.

Well, I look like I'm ready to hit the slopes, I can tell you. I'm in full-on ski gear here with my hash gloves, the whole thing, ready to rock, because you've got to be wrapped up against the elements, don't you?

I love to go skiing. I love to go skiing. You sound sexy. You want to go with me?

Well, we won't get into that right here. So we're doing no skiing today. We've got a day of broadcasting to do. But Kid Rock, thank you so much for joining us here on BBC News. Enjoy your day.

We ended that real quick, real quick. And lastly, the Black Eyed Peas have canceled their upcoming Las Vegas residency that was scheduled for this year. They were supposed to perform, I think, 15 shows for that 7,000-person capacity venue. But they said, nope, it's not happening. So the planned shows, it was supposed to be at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino, are not happening. And they're simply just saying due to current circumstances.

I heard the true story is that Apple D. App and Will.i.am got into a fight.

Okay, I knew there was some drama because I'm like, current circumstances, what in the heck does that mean?

I didn't even realize Apple, the app is still, you know, doing anything other than saying, please drive to the second window. But I was kind of surprised when I heard that. The black eyed peas fighting. The world has come to a complete craziness. All right, let me tell you something.

I'm going to tease a story for next. We have so much to talk about today, but breaking dirty. Justin Bieber, Justin followed Haley Bieber on Instagram. We will dive into that. And by the way, to catch up on all of today's Dirty, check out the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

Play this song. Crank it. I got a feeling. Let's go. Yeah.

I want to let it go. Let's go way out. Face down. I'm losing all control. Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. Fill up my cup.

Mazel tov. Mazel tov. Let go to your line. Celebrity Dirt. Directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, yo, now.

All right, so we're going to get to 5 at 6.55. We've got War of the Roses coming up less than an hour from now. He thinks that she's cheating on him. To all nurses out there, he made an allegation that he believes nurses are a big occupation that cheat because his wife is one. coming up this morning on the show be listening for that will we bust a nurse uh coming up uh in just a matter of moments uh we're going to check the real feels and be careful if you are out on that road and if you have any issues at all if anybody's struggling their cars aren't starting or anything like that call us up we'll give you some resources that you can take with you to help you with uh just trying to get through things a lot of people i saw last night i saw my social media my my good friend miss pam caldwell talking about how her building's heat wasn't uh was working but wasn't working enough and i mean this is a time where we got to take some people in and if you got uh got heat working uh if you got a nice you know warm toasty even just office building uh please you know try to help out a friend or try to look on social media for people that are in need eric is on with us he's back going for his 12th win in a row what's up eric how you doing

buddy good morning guys i am super sick but we're here and let's do this what happened to you man what do you got did you catch the little case of the covid a little cold kicking my ass let's say

yeah this thing stinks by the way it's uh the the weather that we're getting right now is not good for anything that's going around ain't killing any germs all right your challenger this morning is uh emily we're gonna put you in a soundproof area we're gonna get emily here on the phone and we're going to play the 5-6-55. Emily, how are you doing? Good. How are you? Fantastic, Emily, from East Point. How's the temperature in East Point this morning?

Well, my car currently says 4 degrees.

Yeah.

4 degrees.

And that's the actual temperature. The real feel right now is negative 9.

Actually, it's negative balls. I've heard the weather guy do that.

It feels that way.

Dave Rexroth, he said that last night. He said negative balls.

Balls.

All right. You ready for the 5 of 6.55? Yep. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty always goes to the champion. Cav's going to keep the ticker. Shannon's going to keep the ticker.

keep the score. Megan's going to play against you. Question number one. This Wolf of Wall Street and Dallas Buyers Club star is helping country singer Zach Bryan promote his new film, What's the actor's name? Wait, wait, wait. Oh, these are from last week. Hold on a second. I was like, wait a second. That's not right. Hold on a second. I sent you the new ones. Oh, okay, you did. For some reason, you know what happened? My Gmail. Oh, it does follow up now? I hate that Gmail does that. Yeah, sorry about that. All right, here we go. Question number one. Yesterday, President Donald Trump took his seat in the Oval Office to sign more than 200 executive orders following his inauguration. Who was Trump's vice president the first time around? Three seconds. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I don't remember. Oh, God. I know. I had to think about it for a second. All right, we're passing on that one. Question number two, there are four teams still remaining for the Super Bowl, a chance to play in the Super Bowl. Name two of the four teams. The Buffalo Bills and the Kansas City Chiefs. Question number three, singer Emma Bunton celebrating a birthday today. What band is she a part of? Emma Bunton. Three, two, one. A lady antipom. Pass on that one. Question number four. Zuckerberg was busted. You got to start that over. Yeah, start over. What did I do? You cut out. Jinx. Oh, I cut out. I'm sorry. Metta's Mark Zuckerberg was busted during yesterday's inauguration, sneaking a peek at Lauren Sanchez's cleavage. who is Lauren's very famous fiance oh god I don't know oh girlfriend I don't know pass on that one too we passed on three so far this is not good not a good showing I usually do really good when I play at home you know what that's okay it's a Monday and it's cold outside it's a Tuesday I was gonna say it's a Tuesday hold on don't start my work week over again Oh, my good God. It's a Friday, and we're all going home for the weekend. Question number five. This Pink Pony Club singer says she thinks that she'd be more successful if she wore a muzzle and didn't speak her mind so much. Who is she? Three seconds. Great. Can you repeat? I will, because you know why? you got to at least do better than this because eric's gonna kick your booty even sick question

number uh five this pink pony club singer says that she thinks that she'd be more successful if she wore a muzzle and didn't speak her mind so much who is she chapel room three what you you just gave her the answer i don't know one oh my god and she didn't get it you said the He literally just said the answer. Let's bring the champ back in the soundproof area. There's so much noise going on. I can't hear anything. Bring the champ back in the soundproof area. Oh, my goodness. Wow. Okay, Eric, she only got one right. Eric, you win. Oh, wow. It was a tough one. Eric. Everybody, let's do our favorite dumb drop. You are so dumb. You are dumb. You are dumb, mother. Why are the pretty boys so dumb? Go ahead. All right, here we go, Eric. Eric's going to get five out of five. You mark my words. Question number one. Yesterday, President Donald Trump took a seat in the Oval Office to sign more than 200 executive orders following his inauguration. Who was Trump's vice president the first time around? Mike Pence. One to nothing. Question number two. There are four teams still in the running trying to get to the Super Bowl. Name two of the four teams. Bills, Eagles. Two to one. Question number three. Singer Emma Bunton is celebrating a birthday today. What band is she a part of? Three seconds. Maybe we'll miss this one. That's a tough one. No, it is not. What'd you say? Pass. Spice Girls. She's Baby Spice. Stays two to one. You've got two more left. It doesn't make a difference, but you'll get four out of five. Meta's Mark Zuckerberg was busted yesterday during the inauguration. Sneaking a peek at Lauren Sanchez's cleavage. Who is Lauren's very famous fiance? Chaperone. Come on. Come on. He's just playing around, bro. That's unbelievable.

All right, sorry. Okay, I'll hurry.

All right, sorry. Famous fiance was Jeff Bezos. Two to one.

Stays two to one.

And last question, the answer is Chaparron. He's a winner.

Give it to him.

Give him the pies. Go. Just give it to him.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Is that a tough one?

This game is over with. Done. Eric, you're seconds away. It makes me wonder if somebody feeds Eric. Did somebody feed Eric the answer?

Yeah, how did he know that top of Rome before we even got to the last question? There's a conspiracy.

How'd you know that? I was just messing around, but we can... No, no, no. I'll mess it up. No, here's what we're going to do, because I think we got a cheater on our hands. You're playing first tomorrow. I hope not. And the challenger's playing second tomorrow.

I would hope Aaron would not do that.

Let's do that. Okay, so you're playing... Tomorrow morning, we're going to see, because I think somebody texts him the answers or sends him the answers. Maybe they sit next to him and they listen off the pre-delay or something like that. And Eric's been winning so many games. He's won what? Now this is his 12th win, so he's won 12. Well, 13, the unlucky for you because we're going to change it around and make you go first tomorrow. Well, thanks. Okay? Tomorrow. We'll see. On the next Inside Edition. Hold on one second, okay? What do you guys think? What are the odds? Let's go around the room real quick.

Hey, I like it, though. Cheater? I like to switch up. Let's make things interesting. Cheater, cheater, or a pumpkin eater?

He might have just played himself.

What a dummy.

Yeah, what do you think, Shanna?

I think that he might have somebody texting him the answers, but I do think he's naturally good, but tomorrow we'll definitely put him to the test.

Okay. Kevin, should we just, like, seriously expose him?

I don't think he needs to cheat. He might have just played himself. That's what happens when you get too cocky. We're going to find out tomorrow, though.

It's Mojo in the Mornings. 5 is 6.55. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Mornings. Live.

You know what we need to do? We need to find out, Lydia, do you talk to him the entire time or do you just let him kind of go and just keep him on the line?

Oh, I knew I was going to be accused of something. We talked the entire time. But that doesn't stop anybody from texting him.

Yeah, somebody's texting him the answer.

I think we need to ask Bonnie.

Bossy Bonnie?

Yeah.

Yeah. Where's Bonnie? Is Bonnie listening this early in the morning? And has she been listening this morning?

Let me give her a call. We'd love to know. Let's see.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. You know what's funny? And I hate to give him any credit for this, but I'm going to. uh misfit victor told me after his win number five that he believes that that's the case and he said that before on previous people that he thinks that some people do that he think he thinks that we should tape the five at 655 so that people cannot hear the questions

oh yeah that's an interesting idea it would be a lot of work we would do that but that would

require us to actually do work like shannon just said but then we wouldn't have met bonnie yeah I'll be honest with you. I just think that you're only cheating yourself, you know?

No, you played yourself.

My mom used to always say that. You cheat on a test. You're only cheating yourself. Well, Mom, I really never wanted to do anything geometry-wise.

Mom, the paper says I got an ass. I don't know. You tell me.

I cheated off of a guy by the name of John Chang. John is a plastic surgeon in Miami right now. I'm a DJ in Detroit.

You tell me. Didn't work.

All right. Texters, by the way, texting in that they think we got a cheater here. Call up Karen Drew from local Ford Detroit defenders or whatever they call themselves. Let's do it. Or the problem solvers or whoever. Jessica Dupnack. Get Jessica Dupnack to do an investigative report. She's so nice. Alyssa, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing, Alyssa?

Hi, how are you?

Good. What do you got going on today?

I'm on my way to work today. It's my first day back after maternity leave. Oh, my gosh. What a tough day.

Man, I'm sending you a big hug.

I'm really sad. But the only thing I'm happy about is that I get to listen to you guys every morning again. So get me through my day-to-day.

Who's watching the baby?

My sister-in-law, thankfully.

Oh, that's beautiful.

And his family doing it. Yeah.

That's nice.

Yes, it is.

How many times do you think you'll be FaceTiming or calling home?

Many. Probably all day. And I'm a male lady, so I'll be out in this cold state. Oh, bruh. I know.

Shannon, can you give us some advice, Shannon?

on how you got through with Lucy and Smith?

A whole bunch of communication, like you said, photos, videos, FaceTime got me through. And yeah, that's, I mean, it's tough. Those first couple of weeks are really, really tough because you want to try to focus on work, but your brain and your body, you know, feel like they're still back home, so.

Yeah, just missing something.

Yeah.

I'll get through it. If there are any moms that are listening right now, will you call us up and will you tell us, like, what you can do to get through this? Like, what is a good thing? Like, maybe what we do is everybody who has a crying baby with them right now, call us up and we'll put you guys on every single phone line at the same time. And we'll have it do the same thing that it does to Megan anytime that a listener calls with a crying baby.

Yeah, well, I was going to say, I feel like I've had the same feeling when I have like a brand new box of Girl Scout cookies sitting at home waiting for me. But I was like, probably not the same. Probably not. Maybe to me. Can't wait to get home. They're calling me, you know, they're crying at home, lonely, wanting to be eaten. Exactly. Yeah, same. It's the same exact feeling.

By the way, I think the Girl Scouts are evil creatures because Girl Scout cookies always come at the beginning of the year when you do your New Year's resolution.

It is true. That is true.

I hate those girls.

Yeah.

Hold on. Susie and Bonnie are on. Stay right there, Alyssa. We're going to try to get you advice. Keep Alyssa on hold, Zach. Bonnie's on with us, and Susie wants to comment on Eric. What's up, Bonnie? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi, Mojo.

Were you listening, Bonnie?

Yes.

And what do you think? Do you think that champion Eric is cheating in the 5 of 6.55?

Yes, he is.

Okay. So, Bonnie, tomorrow we're going to make him go first. What do you think the odds are that Eric could get knocked off tomorrow? No. You think he's still good enough to win?

Yes. I agree, which is why I think it's so frustrating.

Yeah, don't cheat. I mean, that is true. You're only cheating yourself, but also you're cheating the game, you know, when you do stupid stuff like that. All right, so, Bonnie, will you call us tomorrow and be our referee?

Absolutely.

Any advice that you can give to Alyssa who's sending her, she's going off to work and leaving her child with her sister-in-law?

Yeah, I really feel sorry for you because it's cold. And, oh, but you're going to be okay. You're going to be okay. Just make your calls, and you'll be thinking about them all day. I feel sorry you got to go back. I remember those days.

Yeah, those are brutal. I remember Chelsea with Joey called me up. She quit her job by the third hour of our show, the third hour of her job.

I remember you telling me that story. You know, I don't know if I've ever admitted this. I thought about quitting and not coming back after I had Smith. I was so happy being home with both. oh it was so hard i think i pushed it i think i pushed coming back by two weeks

yeah like i could not come back we had the ability to start doing those shows from home and that was when we first kind of started it and it was like okay you know what she's you

were still on with us even no that was lucy i did not do that with smith no oh you didn't nope i soaked up all those weeks yeah i did not when i joined yep remember yeah you guys were You guys were in good hands.

No. You were. No, no, no.

That is a generous lie.

Hold on. Brittany, what's up, Brittany? It's Mojo in the morning. You got some advice for Alyssa? Hi, Britt.

Hello.

Hey, what's happening?

My advice is just definitely FaceTime as much as you can. I still FaceTime my mom at least three times a day. My son is over a year old. She's actually been watching him officially for a year today. So I think it helps, too, when family watches. You just feel a lot better about that. Yeah.

Yeah.

At any point, though, do you just say, thank God I get to hell, get away from him?

Yeah, every day. It's sad, but I need a break. You do. You do need a break.

That's awesome. I appreciate you at least admitting it. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Alyssa, I think you're going to do fine. I think you're going to do great. today might be a little tough but everything is going to be okay okay thank you guys hope you have a wonderful day you too if you get all emotional inside call us uh and we'll talk you through whatever you got going on okay i'm definitely going to get emotional i already have

a lot of time do it in front of your boss and then ask for a rate

Right.

It's so hard to be away from my kids. There should be an incentive for me to stay.

You know what? You might get an extra vacation day or two out of this deal. Thank you for the call. Susie wants to comment on Eric from the 5 at 655. What up, Susie? Hi, Susie.

Hi, good morning. Good morning.

What's happening?

so i knew he listen i knew he was cheating when he played me last week and i'm not just being salty i know because listen lydia told me she said listen at 6 30 to shannon's dirty on the 30 right so i did and then i listened to the whole show her question about zendaya's um her uh fiance she didn't say nothing until the dirty at 7 30 and he didn't even know nothing about that he even said he admitted he said dang i don't know and then i just like last second last second boom he just said the name you don't even know who he was he said he didn't even know somebody texted and he was cheating i knew i was like yep he cheating oh man oh man maybe we should have

you replay him you want to replay him tomorrow i could do that lydia i like this have the rematch The rematch of Suzy. Salty Suzy. We're going to have her play. And then you're going to go second because we're going to make him go first tomorrow. And we've got to be careful. We could get sued for defamation if we call him a cheater. The alleged. Yeah, suspecting. We will make sure that we do it all right tomorrow here on the show, okay? Thank you for the call. Appreciate you.

Bye. Have a good one.

All right, take care of yourself. All right, War of the Roses coming up here in just a little bit. Speaking of cheaters, do we have a cheater? He thinks that his nurse wife is cheating. They haven't had sex in four months. Is that too long to go without sex? Is she getting it from someone else? Find out coming up after Shannon's 730 Dirty. It's the Mojo in the Morning show. Megan's brother, let's do this topic. We'll do the topic right now with Megan with your brother. um what was in your food that you found out that you ate what happened with your brother so I was

over at his house this weekend and I decided to cook some dinner for us and god I haven't cooked in that kitchen in forever because if you didn't know it's the house that I used to own and I was going through drawers trying to find some I left so much stuff behind when I moved anything I didn't want that was the best part about having a family member buy your house is like anything you didn't much you just left it behind you didn't have to get rid of it you didn't have to pack it up you

just it's yours now is it weird but just not interrupt your story but i want to is it weird to go in that house and to see your stuff still there like some of your you know the things like

there no i love it because i feel like so many times people just waste stuff and throw it away

and at least it still gets used yeah do you ever go through the house and find something and go oh

i'm going to take this do you have to ask him for it no all the time we fight about this all the time he thinks okay so uh culture clash is a store that I love in Toledo and I have a beanie from them and he swears to god that I gave it there's no way that I gave it to him so then we like steal it back and forth like it's at my apartment he'll see it then all of a sudden it's at his house I'll see it I'll take it like it just goes back and forth because there's no way I said he could have it um but he's adamant uh wow we sound like real petty bitches anyways so I was over at house I was cooking dinner and I grabbed the end of the spatula and it like hurt and I was like what's going on I had a wood handle and I felt like it was digging into the palm of my hand and I realized it's all like broken off and chipped and just kind of nasty now he's a man so of course he didn't throw it away he thought still usable back into the drawer it's okay to throw some things away but I said what the hell is this and he goes oh yeah I made a smoothie and the fruit wouldn't go down and I got mad so I just jammed the handle in but I got caught in the blades and then I had a smoothie full of wood chips and I said you didn't throw that bad boy away and he said fruit's expensive absolutely not wait he drank a wood chip smoothie he said it was chunky with wood chips he was like I coughed a little bit on some of the chunks and I realized that wasn't the mango

so so now that the the does he ever worry that more pieces of wood chip are going to go off

into his food at all or no he doesn't i mean i don't think he's shoving more handles into

blenders but yeah yeah isn't that funny that uh that that's it's in you don't realize it like i always feel weird anytime i eat at an applebee's now because there was a story one time that about of the Applebee's where they found a lizard inside of it. Do you remember this?

Oh, every restaurant's always finding something.

They found an Applebee, and it was not.

Not even an Applebee's that was in our area that has lizards. It was the area that doesn't have lizards. It was like out west or something like in Arizona.

But Mojo, you said he didn't realize it. And that's not fair because he's the one that shoved the wood handle into the blender, heard it grinding, pulled it out, saw it broken and said, I'm still going to eat that.

But haven't you guys ever wanted whatever it is that you're about to consume so bad that even if you find something in it, like a hair, like whatever, that you're like, all right i'm getting rid of it i'm pretending i didn't see it and i'm still eating this i cooked

last week dropped it on the floor right as i was plating it and went i'm still gonna eat it

my dog my dog ate got up on our kitchen table which he's so bad by the way um got up on our kitchen table the other night and started eating my salad now salads by the way are very expensive lately yeah because i bought this one i door dashed this one and i was like i know you eat your poop and you lick your wiener and I am still going to eat the rest of this salad. I do not care. I do not care.

It's your family. That's your man's best friend or woman's best friend. That's your animal. You could eat it. If it was a stranger's dog. Fair game. Stranger's wiener dogs. You know what's funny is that when I go to restaurants and people find hair in the thing, I look at the waiter or waitress, whoever the server is, and I look and go, do they look like they actually have

clean hair and then i go okay i'll still eat it it depends though with really if it looks like a certain kind of hair yeah i i have a tough time like a pube yeah if it looks like a pube i probably am done but if it's a if it's a head hair i'm okay you wouldn't see a pube

they're smaller ones like i to me i i eat i eat any hair like i think that hair is probably the

cleanest thing ever hell you know i don't care if it's curly i don't care if it's straight i don't care if it's brown i don't care if it's gray if it's a hair in my food that's that that's going

back you know why you do that what if you can't like what if you door dashed it i'm probably gonna throw uh you know what i mean you've been waiting for this yeah you it finally arrived at your house and you open up that chipotle and there's a hair on top you're telling me you're

just not gonna remove it it depends how hungry i am i'll be pissed to throw it away or i take like the biggest scoop the chunk i'll try to like you know i don't know put my finger in the middle and do like a four inch diameter around it you know what that cap just proved by that whole comment

that he just made what that he's cheap and he's just trying to get free food he sends it back because he wants the meal for free and that's why he does it if it's something that he's already paid for and he can't go back with it or doesn't too lazy to you'll eat the damn thing so that It proves that you'll eat hair. Nah, bro.

I wouldn't go to your house and eat hair.

You would. Hell no. At my house. If you're at somebody's house, you would say something to them like their hair is there?

Yeah, I'd be like, bro, especially with them hairs where you can literally pull it out and you can see the long joint. Oh, nah, bro. I'd be like, Chelsea, what's going on? Come on, nah.

Okay, question for you. You're at a girl's house. Okay, girl, you're dating. This is easy. Girl, you've seen all her hair or no hair. And you find a hair there. You've gotten intimate with her. What makes you think you can't eat her hair? It doesn't matter. If you're eating others, you can eat her hair.

No, I don't go get the hairs out of my mouth, too.

Is that how it goes? 844 Mojo Live, let's go back to the topic of not hair. Let's go back to what did you eat that you found out you ate? I can't tell you the amount of times that I've had fingernails in food.

What? Where are you going?

No.

I've been in restaurants before. I'm done, then.

A fingernail. Oh, I am done, and I will never go back to that restaurant.

That's deliberate.

Yeah.

How do you accidentally get a fingernail in your food?

Wait, did I ever tell you about the time I had a tooth in the crust of my bread? Oh, yeah. I think you've been talking about it on the show once. It was first grade. East River Elementary doesn't exist anymore, and there was a tooth in the crust of my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

The lunch lady's tooth, or who was the tooth?

I have no. I would assume it's not the lunch lady. I don't think they're baking fresh bread at local elementary schools, but it was nasty.

Hey, what's up, Lily? It's Mojo in the morning. What'd you find in your food? Hi, Lily.

Hi. Let me take you off my phone.

No problem. It's cold. Everybody's kind of slow moving today. What's going on?

so i about a week ago i found a packing string you know like a very thick and long string that was like curled up in the middle of my sandwich from a very well-known local chain and i was so heartbroken because i was already home couldn't take it back and i could not bring myself to finish it i was so i was done really it was yeah really it was like a piece of twine

Is that what you mean? Yeah. Oh, I'd eat it. It was a twine. Oh, I'd totally eat it.

Sometimes I've eaten honey-baked ham that have been wrapped in the string, and I've just pulled it right out.

No, I thought about it, but I was just too heartbroken and just like, okay, what else was done? So, no, I was done. I threw it out.

You know what you just proved? You're skinny. Skinny people.

No, no, no. But I did say, because I almost ordered a salad. I said, well, this is God's way of telling me that my fat A should have ordered a salad instead of a fried chicken sandwich, so no.

Thank you for the call. Michelle, what did you find in your food? Hi, Michelle. Hello? Hi. What did you find in your food?

I don't know if I should mention the place, but I was eating like a rice and broccoli dish. and literally put in my mouth a Band-Aid that was already used. Oh, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, that place is no longer on my list. In your mouth. No, no, no. Was it from a restaurant? What was it from?

Nope, it was at a hospital cafeteria. Oh, good Lord. That is step-infection. I'll just say it was in Farmington Hills. Oh, good Lord.

Did you look at the Band-Aid to see if there was any remnants of blood on there?

There was blood on it. Oh, there was blood on it. There was definitely. I pulled it out of my mouth, and I was like, you got to be crapping me right now. There's blood on this band-aid. I couldn't eat there ever again.

A band-aid would get me, because the idea that I caught some kind of a person's disease, you know.

Oh, yeah. I was just in my mind, I was just saying, it has to be one of the workers. It can't be a patient. It's got to be a worker. I tried to calm myself down with the thoughts. Look for the guy with no finger.

Quick question for you. If you eat somebody's hair, can you get head lice in your belly if a person has head lice?

No. No. No.

How do you know that? Are you a medical person? I'm a nurse. Oh, you are? I'm a nurse. Did you study that in school?

Studied that in nursing school. No. It's an egg that would have to be like on your head, give you all those head-beather bugs. You couldn't just grow white.

But what if the egg got into the person's food and you swallowed the egg?

This is the same conversation of what if I had a watermelon seed? How do you know a watermelon wouldn't grow?

Exactly. I think she's lying there. I would say negative, but I could be wrong. Here you go.

I'm noncommittal.

I'm noncommittal.

Oh, my God. Listen to this one. Andre, what did you find? This is a big one. Line number one. Andre. Hey there. How you doing? Good. We're talking about what you find in your food that you ate.

About a year ago, I found two wasps inside of a cherry hostess fruit pie. Oh, no.

Dead wasp. He was ready to eat that.

Dead wasp, man. I kind of peeled them out. I had to finish it, though. Those are so good.

Those are so good. Dude, I would get it in my head that that venom would get into me, and I would die. I don't know how you eat it.

That's so good. I had to do it. Michelle found something in her steak. What did you find? Or Savannah, I'm sorry. Savannah, what did you find in your steak, Savannah? Hi.

Hello?

Hey, Savannah. What did you find in your steak? Okay, first off, first time, long time.

Yeah, Savannah's on the phone. So we were at a local steakhouse, and my mom had a caterpillar in her broccoli.

Oh. How'd you know it wasn't just a weird piece of broccoli?

No, it was moving. I'm done. It was moving. I mean, it's very fresh.

Yeah, but like, do you blame the restaurant for that? I don't blame the restaurant for that. I blame the produce shipper for that. You know what I mean? I blame both because don't you think they would have looked at the food? Yeah. Look at your food. You can't look through every piece of lettuce when you dump it onto a plate. Right, right. Yeah.

But if it was right there staring back at her, somebody had to see it in there.

I don't think so.

If it was right on top, like saying hello. Another thing my mom used to always say was, that's good protein, so just eat it. So that was my mom would say.

Oh, no. No, that's all you, Mojo.

Hey, talking about the fingernail thing, Lisa had the fingernail thing happen to her. What kind of food, Lisa, did you find a fingernail in? Hi, Lisa. We're a little slow. Line five. Above Sierra, no? She has not seen a Lisa. She hung up. Oh, she said she had found a two-inch fingernail in her thing. How about this one? Andre found a worm in his Chinese food. Is that right, Andre?

Andrea.

Or Andrea. Andrea, yes.

Yeah, I was at P.S. Chang's, and I was eating chicken and rice and broccoli, and I ate almost the whole meal, and I, like, looked down, and I had eaten half of a worm. It was good, huh? No, no.

I loved it, Chase.

No, the rest of the day, I'm a hypochondriac. The rest of the day, I was like, oh, my God, I'm so ill. I can't. I'm so sick.

I would eat a worm as long as it was in Chang's spicy chicken. I love that. That's like my favorite there. Oh, P.F. Chang's. So good. Was it like a crawly worm or was it a dead worm? And how do you know it wasn't a noodle?

It had a bunch of legs. Like, I don't even know if it was a worm.

Oh, that ain't a worm.

Like, really, yeah, it was weird. And my daughter made me take a picture of it, and she was so proud of it.

Thank you for the call. She told everybody at school. Take care of yourself. oh my goodness uh thank you to visit florida that uh they've given us these trips to give away to florida because we're gonna get you out of this weather and it has been no doubt one of the worst winters we've had in a long time whether it be through cold and also snow this snap that we have which by the way the snaps throughout the entire country right now it's so cold they're getting snow one to three inches in the beautiful uh city of new orleans that we will not see this year for the super bowl man um want to win a trip to florida your chance 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 95th caller has a chance to win a trip we'll win a 50 cash card and you'll

be one of our qualifiers this week for this cheat and you'll get caught is the war of the roses in minutes on mojo in the morning mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30 oh my god by the way

Thank you, Shannon. She has not done a lion story. Well, I'm about to. This morning. What's that? Brace yourself. I'm about to. Oh, she's so sorry.

I'm going to do an operation first and then lions. I'm so sorry.

I thank God that yesterday was Dr. King's day because I will be honest with you. I don't think that anybody in Detroit felt like they could do anything on Sunday at all or Monday, to be honest with you, yesterday. Didn't you guys feel like Sunday might have been the most depressing Sunday that we've had in a long time? And by the way, somebody reach over because I'm not in the studio with you guys there. Take that pic out of Kevin's mouth. He's been cleaning his teeth all morning. Why are you so annoying? You can hear it. Is it disgusting? Yeah. It's disgusting. He's been driving me nuts. All your cottage cheese you be eating with the little black seeds in your teeth. You need more pics in your life. Take a hint, buddy. Get you a pic. Dr. Reynolds gave me some teeth whitening. I'm re-whitening my teeth. I'm going to look so hot. I've lost 57 pounds. That's true. Oh, that's fine. But that does nothing for the black seeds in your mouth.

I'm clapping for the white teeth, not the weight loss.

You are now going to be the disgusting guy on the show, no longer me, Kelly. All right, moving on. There's nothing you can do to change that. Moving on. I'm going to give a damn how many shots you take. Just for that, I'm going to double my ozempic.

All right, Kerry Underwood walked into the Capitol Rotunda after President Trump was sworn in again yesterday. Microphone in hand, ready to sing America the Beautiful. The musical accompaniment began, then stopped. She paused and waited and waited, finally made eye contact with somebody on the tech team and mouthed to sing. And the true professional that she is, Carrie, killed it. You know the words, help me out here. Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, I mean, it was, the whole thing was perfection, of course. Yesterday was historic, and President Donald Trump was sworn in for a rare non-consecutive White House term, only the second time this has happened in U.S. history.

From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world. We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer. during every single day of the trump administration i will very simply put america first it was a busy

day for the new president one that included morning church with his wife melania tea with joe and jill biden an indoor swearing-in ceremony a weatherproof parade of sorts at the capital one arena and a series of evening inaugural balls after signing more than 200 executive orders at his very familiar desk in the Oval Office. And I don't know if you guys were watching when he was doing that press conference of sorts from the Oval Office, but at one point a reporter said to him, hey, did President Biden leave you a letter in the desk as is tradition? Don't they leave it in the desk? I don't know. Oh. What's in there? Thank you, Peter. It could have been years before we found this. Wow. Thank you.

Can you read it on the outside?

Maybe we should all read it together. Let's read it. Well, maybe I'll read it first and then make that determination.

Just had a simple 47 written on the outside.

Did you see he has on his desk a button to push to get Coke? No. diet cokes no way yeah no the last administration is that new thing he did diet cokes so he has a button he pushes a button and it sends a message to the people in the kitchen and they bring him diet cokes which desk does he use he's i think he's doing the kennedy desk if i'm not mistaken

so it's not in the desk it's on on the desk right yeah yeah okay it's like a button on top which is

an interesting thing because i'm thinking to myself wouldn't it be great if we had a button If we had a button on our studio, like, countertop, what would be the thing that you would want to have that button do for you? Like, is there something you would want brought to you? How about bringing you something? Like, what would you want? Because there's so many times, like, to us, you know, we always look for Kleenex because everybody blows their nose when we're on the air and stuff. But is there something that you would want?

I would. I would want iHeart Detroit to employ a masseuse. and I would hit the button and then he or she would come and just rub my shoulders. I like that. And my scalp. I love a good scalp.

Oh, that's good. That'd be nice. Give me a nice pink lemonade with no ice. Okay.

I'd like coffee. I'd like, you know, maybe a little Starbucks. Zach would like McDonald's. Would you like a little McDonald's?

Look at his head. I've never seen him shake his hair so bad. What would be yours, Megan?

Listerine strips. Oh, yeah. I'm addicted to Listerine strips. They are expensive. Dang it.

I would like somebody to come and grab that pick out of Kevin's pan. He's still doing it.

You could have said anything in the world. You chose that. You lost.

Moving on, I think.

You could have said Monica Lewinsky. I think. Monica Lewinsky. Did Bill Clinton have that?

I think we are all still feeling that Lions loss from Saturday. I know. I have Lions cookies on my kitchen counter from the party that I brought them to on Saturday. I get sad every time I look at them. I said to Wes last night, I'm just going to throw these away. I don't even want them anymore.

When you see your players give all that they have and you lose that way, it's tough. You know, you don't want that for them. So, but we'll be better for it, you know. And there again, credit Minnesota, but, you know, we made the one mistake that cost us, you know. And so ultimately, you know, we didn't do enough to win, but I was proud of them, and I love the fight they have in them, and I love the grit.

But here's the deal. Coach Campbell says a Super Bowl, not this year, but a Super Bowl is absolutely still on the table.

Do you feel like the Super Bowl window is still open for you guys going forward?

yeah i do i do man i i you know i think that's you know we talk about that core that core group is still intact and and some of these guys are now you know we've signed some back some are up on contracts and that'll be ongoing uh but yeah we absolutely do you know and i think the most important thing is you want to know you got your you got your culture you got your identity and you got players and that fit into that and we've got that like we we've got we got players in every pivotal position you can ask for to have success um and those guys are made the right way so

absolutely our windows but when it rains it pours yesterday the detroit lions defensive coordinator ben johnson agreed to a deal to become the chicago bears next head coach so we're losing him good for him though chicago interviewed 17 candidates for its head coach

vacancy and he was the one that got he's going to our arch rivals too which that kind of sucks but well that's the thing he's going to a franchise that is doomed so good luck to ben

He could turn it around, though. He's an offensive genius. Caleb got talent. They got wide receivers. They got position players. It ain't the same old Bears. Say what you want.

He'll be just like the Patriots when they let their – I don't think so. McDaniel went to the Raiders. Real quick, you know what did not age well for Dan Campbell? Remember when he walked across the field to shake hands with the Vikings coach? C&T.

Oh, yeah.

And he said, I'll see you in two weeks. Did you see the memes that were going around this weekend on that one? People can't wait. Yeah.

All right. And lastly, Justin Bieber is sparking concern among fans over his marriage to Haley. He's been like on an unfollowing spree on his social media. Instagram is the one that I'm really focused on. So he recently unfollowed his former mentor, Usher. He recently unfollowed Ariana Grande. He unfollowed his father-in-law, Stephen Baldwin. and less than an hour ago, fans noticed he unfollowed.

his wife Haley. What is happening? I know nothing more than that.

I know. This is insane to me. It made me think of his song like, what do you mean? Like, what do you mean? What's going on? Biebs, what do you mean by the unfollow? What's going on?

Do you think? I don't know. That he's just getting rid of his Instagram and just...

No, I think he's probably promoting new music. But I think you unfollow everybody but your wife.

Yeah, like that's the one that I'm like, hmm? I don't know. I don't know. All right. For all of today's Dirty, catch up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

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All right. A trip to Florida would be so nice to win this week with how cold the temperatures are going to be these next few days. Pat, are you on with us, Pat? Good morning. Good morning. What's up? Oh, Pat. I thought it was Patricia. It's not Pat. It's Patrick. Hi. Patrick. Hi. How are you? Patrick. Congratulations, Drew. Yeah, Patrick. Thank you. You are now a step closer to Fort Myers, Florida. You are $50 richer. You just got yourself a $50 cash card. You're qualified for a trip. You and a friend, if you win this thing, will be flown to Fort Myers. You will spend some time at the Margaritaville Beach Resort. You'll get car rental. You'll also get that tour-guided kayak eco tours from kayak excursions. And you'll get passes to Lovers Key State Park, courtesy of the Florida State Parks. And courtesy of Visit Florida. Congratulations, man. Thank you. Now, here's the, let's look at real quick. What's the temperature right now, Shan?

So we are officially at two degrees here at Eastern Market in Detroit.

Where are you at, Pat? I'm in Northville. Okay, so Northville is probably, what is it there in Northville, Shannon?

Probably three. I don't know.

Let's see. It's cold. It is cold. Here's the temperature in Fort Myers. Fort Myers, say, eh, it's not incredibly warm. It's going to be 63 degrees today. Would you take 63 degrees? Oh, yeah, most definitely. The people in Florida walk around wearing, like, parkas and stuff when it's 63 degrees. They go out and buy big old North Face jackets when it's weather like this and wear them. So congratulations. Okay, thank you. Hang on one second. We'll get you set up. All right. It's Mojo in the morning. War of the Roses time. Bust in a cheater. Text cheater to 95500, and we will get them on the War of the Roses. We will ask them where they'll send a dozen free roses. Or this week, we're going to actually do one of KP's calls a little later this week. And also, you know, we do the three-way calls, too. So we've got a lot of different ways that we can do War of the Roses. So text CHEATER to 95500.

Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Eric, you think your wife is cheating on you?

You know, I spend a lot of nights alone. My wife's a nurse. I don't really say anything about how little we sleep in the same bed.

How long have you guys been married?

We've been married like five years.

And has it always been that you've been uncomfortable? Or is it just recently that you're starting to notice things different?

i've always been a little uncomfortable with how many nights i i spend alone with her even though uh you know that is her job covid obviously was really hard but i that's the thing

i was wondering is that if are you just not spending enough time together uh with each other

or are there things that are making you think there's somebody else in the picture

well you know even during covid when you know things was were really tough and she was never home uh we would still have sex like two to three times a week uh what do you what do you guys now yeah now it's it's not really happening at all it's been like four months

okay uh and is there thought that maybe she's falling around with somebody that she's working with or do you believe that

it's somebody else i honestly don't know so if you try to initiate sex with her what does she do does she flat out tell you no or like what's her response

Usually she just says she's too tired

Eric, outside of sex, how is the relationship? Do you feel like you guys don't connect at all? When you are together, are you able to hold a conversation?

I feel like we've been connecting less and less as time has gone on.

All right. We're going to call her up to see where she's going to send a dozen free roses, and let's see what happens. Hopefully we can get this out of your mind, and hopefully she sends the flowers to Eric. Yeah. All right. Mute your phone. All right. Here we go.

Hello? Hi. I am looking for Caroline.

Is it? This is she.

Hi, Caroline. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling from a brand-new online floral company. We're called rosesbloom.com. I'm calling with an offer for some free flowers for you. We're just trying to spread, get our name out there, spread awareness about our new company, and give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses totally for free. Not going to ask you for any sort of financial info. I'm just wondering if you could answer two quick survey questions for us in exchange for the flowers.

Yeah, okay. It just has to be quick. I'm on my work break right now.

Okay. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Caroline? No. Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

Yeah, probably.

Okay. As a thank you for participating in that survey, I'm now authorized to provide you with that arrangement. By the way, the arrangement can be changed if you wanted to send it to a guy. If you have a special guy in your life and you don't want the roses, I can totally do that as well. But I just need to go ahead and get a first and a last name and some contact info for whomever you want these flowers to go to.

I'll send them to my mom. Okay.

And what's your mom's name? First name is Myrna. Okay. And Carolyn, you know what? Before I even go any further, I just want to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that? That's fine. Okay.

Carolyn, we're going to just get those flowers off to your mom, and I'm going to get some more information from you, including, if I could, your mom's phone number, and we'll send her flowers. But I need to just interrupt this call real quick for just one second to let you know that this is actually not a flower company that's sending flowers to you, But this is the mojo in the morning show. Your husband, Eric, is on the phone with us right now and was just a little worried about how things are going in your relationship and just wanted to see if you had anybody else that you might be thinking of other than him that you would send flowers to. And I think it's understandable that you would be thinking of your mom and sending her flowers.

I have no time for this

Okay Well I understand But And she's working right now And I don't understand Probably shouldn't have called her while she was working But Eric I don't think that she's necessarily Going to be very happy with you Yeah I'm going to have you do me a favor And hang on the phone Because we definitely want to get some information From you on her mom So we can send the flowers So she doesn't get upset Completely with you Okay

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Mojo in the Morning. I do feel bad right now. We haven't been able to talk to, uh, Carolyn at all, uh, nurse.

who works hard, whose husband has got some anxiety that she's possibly cheating. Renee, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Your comments on this?

Hi, everybody. I'm a long-time listener, first-time caller.

Oh, we love that. We give you applause for that. She's a long-time listener, first-time caller. Beep, beep, beep. What's happening?

So I'm actually on my way to work right now, and I actually, I'm a nurse medical assistant at an urgent care, and I work 3-12 and depending on the day of the patients that I take care of it is very exhausting so also depending on what department she works in it can be a long day something could have just bothered her from a certain patient she could be mentally physically drained I really don't think that she's seeing somebody I mean my boyfriend of three years he totally understands the same thing that when you date someone or marry someone in the medical field sometimes you have to accept it

we're just really busy and just very tired andy disagrees with you by the way nurse renee andy

what do you think oh you know the way she spoke to him there at the end you know i'm sick of this i think they were talking about it already but uh four months and nothing maybe eric should try maybe taking her lunch, see what's going on there, you know? But four months, and what was it, better during COVID? It sounded like it was better during COVID. But now there ain't no COVID. What's the deal?

Is four months, though, a lot? Is that a long time to not have sex with your spouse? I think so. I think so.

I don't think it necessarily means she's cheating, but I think that there's something. No offense. There's something up with their marriage that they need to talk about.

Well, the time of the year might also be the issue, too, though. Think about that. I mean, there may be something with that. Also, medically, not everybody wants to have sex. I know guys that don't want to have sex a lot. But, Christina, what are your thoughts on this? Hello? Four months without sex. She works all the time. You know, what do you think? Are they just roommates?

Yeah, like, I mean, it could be a while based on their, like, old patterns. but there could be something else going on and he didn't even start that conversation before calling you guys so i wouldn't be surprised if he's in the doghouse when he gets home yeah he's but i mean you know i'm a nurse too i get how tiring it can be she i'm sure she's exhausted beyond belief when you know she's getting interrupted during work

here's a question for nurses because i have friends who are teachers that say this if you're all day taking care of people you're always taking care of people like teachers also are too right they're tending to people the last thing that you want when you come home sometimes is to have somebody hanging off of you right or oh absolutely on you you just want your space when

you're home so and as a fellow night nurse person i think he's being a little bit of a baby about missing her in his bed at night like she's working yeah i listen i i have sympathy for uh eric i have

sympathy honestly for you know anybody that's anxious or has anxiety over their significant other cheating but i think eric's being a bitch i mean i hate to say it that i think that he needs to maybe do something so that his wife doesn't have to be working these long ass hours all the time you know or maybe when she doesn't have these long ass hours maybe do something special to try to get her to to be more romantically involved with get a fleshlight bro jordan what's going on

it's mojo in the morning i think you're being a little too hard on a guy because i am stuck on the two to three times a week because if you go from two to three times a week to haven't been intimate for four months that's extreme that's what i'm saying i don't it doesn't

necessarily scream cheating to me, but it does scream something that needs to be fixed.

That's got to be a shock to him, so he's got to have something that says, oh my gosh, what happened? I don't think she's cheating, but that's a big shock to him.

So you say it's not so much the four months, it's the, they were going at it a lot, and then all of a sudden went down to

nothing. It's a rough schedule change, and he has no idea why. Yeah. I mean, two to three times a week. I mean, I don't know if that's normal, but that's a lot easier for me. That's crazy.

Thank you for the call, by the way. Are you a little jealous of what the relationship once was?

A little bit.

Yeah.

For what it was. Yeah, a little bit.

What's up, Sean?

Hey, what I'm calling about is, yeah, she works 312s. I get those three days. Maybe even another day.

but she still has four days off i mean she's got to make time for the guy

i love how you broke that are you in a relationship you're laughing but like you're

right like there has to be some priority there of yes she is busy and i get trust me i'm exhausted all the time but at some like she does have to make him a priority somewhere in there i do feel

like this were the roses though it's like we need to meet in the middle like she needs to kind of relax and decompress but what is he doing to help take things off of her plate so she's in the mood

to want to do this i wish she'd go on with us and let us know because that would be honestly the the eye opening is maybe this guy does nothing right you know or maybe he is most attentive guy in the world right she needs to step it up a little bit uh what's up bill hey thanks

long time listener first time caller how are you good how you doing good what are you doing right now you just said thanks to somebody no i said thanks to you guys oh okay i thought you were i thought you were going oh what's going on no i'm i'm just driving to work but i um i think there's definitely something going on because of the way she said um i don't have time for this and just hung up i mean she she didn't even entertain the fact to find out what was going on I know she said she was on a work break, but I think maybe there's something going on that he's not saying. Maybe they have had a conversation before about it.

And I think that there's something to that, that maybe this has been a fighting relationship going on right now. And maybe the reason they're not having sex is because there's more to it. We only heard his side of the story. And that's the trouble with sometimes doing this is that we never get the other person's side of the story. Because if we do, then we don't get the honest answer from them on who they'll send the flowers to. Hannah, on the other hand, says, you believe that there's somebody on the other end of this relationship, and you believe that that other person could be a doctor or somebody at the hospital?

Yes, yep. So I was telling her that I worked in the hospital for about 10 years, and our nurses and doctors were constantly cheating on their spouses with each other. People were sleeping with each other all over the place. Yeah, that's such a big thing.

Really, explain this to me. The doctors, nurses, and what, other staff there?

Yep, and like nurse techs and lab assistants, different staff members. So many of them were constantly cheating on each other all the time.

Is it just like any other job where it's long hours being together?

Yeah, yep, that, yeah.

Yeah, okay. Well, that's interesting. So, I mean, listen, you hear the stories all the time of what occupations are the occupations where people cheat. And I think it was like...

Doctors, nurses on every single list.

And I think it was people who spend a lot of time together, like doctors, nurses, airline pilots, and flight attendants, you know what I mean? Police officers, firefighters. All right, Mojo in the Morning.

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here in just the next I say like next 30 minutes let's let's just preview the next 30 minutes because that's all I'm asking you I'm asking you to stay with us for just 30 more minutes I don't care what you got going on I promise you we'll make it worth your while in just a second and the same vein as the last war of the roses Shannon has an issue with her husband's new job she'll talk about that kevin with that's bad friend form he saw something when he was at the pistons game uh that uh he wants to bring up come on and then speaking of the uh the you know horrible uh times that we've had here in detroit over the last i don't know 72 hours the lions made me cry Did anybody ball crying or know somebody that did when the Lions lost on Saturday night other than Dan Campbell? We're going to talk about that coming up here in the next 30 minutes. So that's all on the way in the next 30 minutes. Am I the a-holes in an hour from now? Stick around for that. It's Mojo in the morning show. So, Shannon, your husband started a new job, and you say that that job has now made you a little...

jealous mm-hmm I feel like this makes me sound kind of crazy which my yeah but I don't think that this is uncommon so um it is this has definitely been an issue in my house for the past two weeks because that's how long he's had this job so I think he's going on week three if I'm if I'm thinking about this correctly first off I have to say Wes is in love with his new job which really does make me so happy he feels like he is valued he loves his team he loves the work that he's doing he loves he loves like his vision that he has for the company and what he can do for the company and so as his wife I am very excited and very happy and very proud of him that's awesome but it is awesome

but if I am as a guy every guy would in I love when Chelsea tells me like I'm

proud of you or I'm happy for it and I am so damn proud of him there's

something about that like it may you understand when you tell him that that makes him probably go to work going, man, this is awesome. I got a wife at home supporting me.

And to see him come home and he's happy. Like he's so, and I haven't in, in all, in the years that I have dated and been married to him, I haven't seen that. And so it, I feel like that was part of the reason that I had kept this in for a little while because I see his happiness and I am proud, but I was wrestling with this part of me that was that is like kind of jealous and nervous about this new job um and for a lot of reasons selfishly he's not as available as he was when he was working remotely hate that because his other job and what I've been used to since we started dating was Wes being available to text or to call or to go out to lunch all day long uh-huh well that's changed because now he's in the office and he's in meetings and so like I'll send him a text and sometimes he'll go hours without responding to me and he's like Shan I literally had like back-to-back meetings and I I have to understand that that's normal right but I was not used to it I have two friends that went

back to the office and it is wild how different your relationship becomes when you don't have that accessibility to them all the time so I can't imagine being married to that person yeah it's

just that was different and then just people in general and I have admitted before and I am admitting again I am a very jealous nervous person when it comes to specifically other women that I don't know or have not met yet and so in my head like he's talking about all these people that he's working with and I am creating situations that I am blowing out of proportion day after day after day and taking them out on Wes when literally nothing has happened for no reason and so I think he could kind of feel that tension and so the other night I finally admitted to him like all of these thoughts and all of the things that I was fearful of and we had a great conversation about it but he was like instead of being a jerk to me and making up and blowing out of proportion these situations in your head like please and it was such a lesson learned for me like please just come to me and be vulnerable and open about the way that you're feeling can I ask a question that

I really want you to be honest about though yeah is Wes jealous of me around here no

I'm sorry well my heart's broken I wish him the worst but it's been a thing it's just it's just a thing and I and I think Mojo you've admitted too like you can be a jealous person and I man it was like wrecking me and i don't know like there was nothing that happened there was no like none of it um and i felt better after i met everybody because i did meet the majority or like a good chunk of his team i have like dry mouth that's how nervous i am talking about this um i i met the majority of his team at the auto show when we went to the charity preview and it was better to like get to talk to everybody and like get to know everybody

and meet everybody like that made me feel better um it's funny first off I uh my buddy Chris Tobiah was telling me that he knows Wes's uh boss uh really well and he says that it's like the greatest group of people ever so I don't and I don't know uh I don't know you know what even Wes does because we think that Wes is Jason Bourne but but he is he is in good hands because if chris tobias says that they're great people then they're great people because chris tobias is a great person um so that's cool uh but i i am a jealous person just like you are shannon and it's funny because here we are in an occupation where you think our spouses would be jealous because we get you know a lot of times people saying nice things about us certainly not well channon and i do so and kevin no megan you are due too

Um, but it's a jealous occupation, but it's funny when we're jealous because it's, it almost shows you the insecurities that we all have.

Oh, and I have so many insecurities and then, and Mojo, I almost said Tom and Mojo, that was part of our conversation that we had was, he was like, do you even understand like what, how it is being me with, with you as my wife? Like it, it, it's so hard. And so it was, it was a really good discussion. Um, I felt, and I still feel stupid about it, but it's truly how I feel.

I think any time you are married or you're in a relationship with somebody that you really care for and you really see their value and you're in love with that person, that's something that you don't want anybody else to see. You know what I mean? And you feel super protective of that.

I am so overprotective.

Yeah.

I am.

And I think we project a little bit, too, sometimes. That's what I was doing. Yeah.

That's exactly what I was doing.

Real quick, and I love people are calling with advice. I'm going to grab those. I want people who are jealous of their spouse's occupation to call us up. I want you to call us up and I want you to tell us what does your spouse do and why are you jealous of their occupation? And then secondly, Chris Tobiah, if you can call Wes's boss and I would like to find out how hot the girls are. I'd like to see what they look like, too. Sorry, Chelsea, I'm just kidding when I say that. That's a joke. That's a radio joke.

But to your point, I actually think there are some careers that I would say are off the table for dating because of that.

Oh, yeah. Like, I had a buddy, the Manic Hispanic, James Rivas, the Manic Hispanic. He's not known in Phoenix. I worked with him in Tucson. He dated a stripper from 10 Strip Club. I never could understand dating a stripper. Like, to me, and he would, like, bring her dinner at the strip club, and she'd meet him in the back parking lot. I'm, like, going, you're crazy that you date a stripper.

I, weirdly enough, don't find that problematic. Or, like, a deal breaker. Because I don't think she feels like, oh, my God, these guys love me. It's more like, all right, I'll take your money.

What occupation would be then jealous?

Like, what would make you jealous? Pilots.

Yeah.

I would never date a pilot. No.

Actually, I'm with you. Yeah, they cheat all the time. My mind would be going a million miles per hour all the time. For sure.

Stroop Club's got the best food, though. Why was he bringing her dinner?

Because I don't think that they like to eat the steak there all the time.

I love that he's trying to poke holes in this story. Like, the lamb chops I've heard are delicious.

Is it Carlos there with us? Hi, Carlos. Hey, guys. Hello. Hey, what's going on? You wanted to say something to Shannon. I want to make sure I picked you up.

Yeah, yeah. You know, our imagination can destroy relationships and marriages, our imagination. But as long as you keep great communication with us and you make sure you guys are always baking cookies, you'll never feel threatened. You'll never feel threatened about these women that you don't know or that he's with at work. Keep communication and keep baking cookies.

yes and that and like i said it's a huge lesson learned for me because i do tend to keep things in but then like it's like a snowball that turns into an avalanche in my brain you know so as long

as wes is getting getting a little uh a little loving every now and again meet him in the parking lot of this uh new do you know where by the way where is this place is it uh is it a place that

has like good good sexy parking lots i have not been to the new office but i know exactly where it is i don't know that i would call the parking lot sexy but it's a parking lot i was trying to

explain to chelsea how different the places that we work in a parking lot we work in our parking lot is not sexy parking lot there's nothing sex i told her i said there's like there's a slaughter house right across the street right next door some people said it would not be romantic for

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Good morning.

Hi. What's going on?

Hello. Shannon, I completely get what you're saying. My boyfriend is a tattoo artist, and so I had to become very comfortable with him potentially seeing women in very you know revealing ways oh yeah um and communication is huge um i told him from the beginning hey um past insecurities i'm working on if you could show me some grace and help me through it i'll be asking questions um i'll just you know i'll just need a little reassurance i guess here's a question completely wonderful about it here's a question to ask you

If he does a tattoo and it's in an intimate spot on a female, does he have to tell you ahead of time that he has done that?

Heck, absolutely not. No, I don't care. He does pretty much tell me, like, you know, it's his work day. So, hey, how's work going? It's good. I tattooed this. Then he'll say.

me a picture um but then at the end of the day i had i'm sorry what's the one spot though that you

get a little worked up at that he's done it i don't i told him it does i don't because at the

end of the day this mindset switch those girls their tattoos are paying for what i want exactly they're paying for my date night they're paying for my dinners then tell me what's the i just

want to know where's the most interesting spot that he's tattooed on a person's body

there really hasn't been anything super crazy not since we've been together it's all just the

normal hands next stop i wouldn't tell no he'll tell me no they want to brag about it because it

is wild not to your girl though and his his art his work is stunning i would love to tell you his name but i don't want to do that without his permission um his work is stunning absolutely beautiful has he ever texted you a girl's butt and i don't care has he ever texted you a picture

and been like this idea was terrible this is the ugliest thing i've ever tattooed

oh yeah there was a piece he just did like two days ago um the style oh sorry sorry sorry sorry my bad it's okay we caught you that's okay okay cool okay so it was a nicely done piece but yeah all right we we talk about him thank you for the uh the call we

appreciate it um off the air texas where where what his name is uh ari what's up it's mojo in the morning shannon just told us that she gets a little jealous of wes's new job what's going on

good morning guys morning good morning no so my husband owns a parking lot and he always gets to be at the tailgating events and doing all the things and i just get so mad because i'm just at home and i want to do stuff and he's really a homebody so it's like if you're a homebody but

you get to be at the events that's not fair oh so you get jealous not of women that he's jealous of

fun yeah yes yes because i know they're not working that whole time that's interesting that

you say that because i wonder how many times that there are people that are jealous of the fact that their spouse gets to go out and about doing things like kev would be somebody i'd be it wondering it would be a jealous uh thing because he's always doing events so i've had

conversations oh boy all right i've had those conversations until that partner goes out to the events with me and they go never mind yeah i mean i'll tell you our pajama parties were not

the greatest back in the day those were always those were always not very fun things for spouses to have to go you know know that we were going to although if they go to them they realize they almost become more work for us than they are fun for us you know to do some of those events

yeah um mandy what's up mandy hi yes um long time listener first time caller yeah so i wanted to comment on the um job thing so my fiance he's a bank executive for a very well-known bank and he's only 38 years old so he's way ahead of his time he and I work in a doctor's office I'm a practice manager and so we both have very very good jobs but the reason I'm jealous is because and I don't know if you guys know anything about the banking industry but they get like so many holidays off for once they get so much time off and you know the doctor's office doesn't close for anybody we always got six sick people so we always got to take care of business but aside from that he gets to work remote whenever he chooses to so that's another jealous thing because I'm in the office straight eight to five every day Monday through Friday he also gets paid like double what I get paid but I do a ton more works than he does so that's the big jealousy there aside from that i'm really happy for him i'm proud of him he's come a long way um and we're both doing great so my favorite is that

you've just listed five things that you're jealous of but aside from that but it's great you're talking it's almost like you're trying to convince yourself that everything is really good and i really enjoy it um thank you for the call thank you for the call and bankers hours are are truly a thing there. Lindsay, I could be, this would make me jealous. I don't know if I could deal with it if my spouse did this as their occupation. Lindsay, what does yours do?

Mine is a personal trainer. Yeah, there's no way. Yeah, it can be really tough.

Do you think that, do you think he gets a little close with the people that he trains?

I mean, yeah, I mean, it's part of the job. It's just something that I try not to think about. So I listen to, you know, some of the stories, you know, listen, that is work day, but I just have.

ask him not to share, you know, too many details. Can I ask a question, though? Who can afford personal training other than old people? Anyways. How about rich girls from Boyfield Mills?

I was just going to say, yep, it's the rich girls.

Girl, get on YouTube and follow a video online. Who is paying for a trainer in today's day and age? I hear you. Girl, I hear you. Have you seen the price of groceries?

Lindsay, let me ask you. When you tell him you don't want to hear stories, you hear stories. What's the worst story that really bothered you the most?

I mean, it's fairly new, so I haven't heard too many. I mean, I just, unfortunately, I know what they look like, so that's just the hardest part. I can just picture, my mind is my own worst enemy, honestly. Yes, same.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. Yep. How many times have you called the women that he's trained skinny bitches?

Oh, at least once a day. Do you have a membership at the gym that he trains at?

So I don't want to share too many details just because he doesn't train at a gym. He trains privately.

Dang, so you can't even go on a treadmill and watch the whole time.

i i it's okay i'm afraid to share too much on the on the air but yeah i can

essentially hear everything that goes on oh my god oh this is so good you have my ear would be

to the damn door the whole day i i had to start seeing my therapist again because of it

other women are in your house grunting and groaning that would bother me

oh my gosh but then i think about it like if i was there and there would be a lot of grunting and groaning but not in the cute hot way but in like the desperate i'm so out of shape way

no the good thing though the good thing is it's in your house though i'd rather have it in your

house than their house right yeah yes that's true that is true that's it i can be thankful for that

lindsey you're not crazy by the way i'd be jealous of that too thank you for the call

Thank you so much. Yeah, take care, guys. You too.

Stephanie's boyfriend is in a band, and girls throw panties at him all the time, don't they, Stephanie? Hi, Steph.

Oh, my gosh. Yes, they kind of. Yeah. So my boyfriend is in a 80s rock hair band. and so the girls when they get a couple drinks from them are just wild like if it's death leopard or like some other kind of just crazy you know sexual thong these girls are and he's he's like the lead guitarist and he's really really good and he's the only one that doesn't wear a wig these girls are just throwing themselves at him no not the 80s hair man is he in the mega 80s no okay um i've seen them if i say the band name they'll know because are the women that are fans

are the women that are fans like menopausal women yeah they have to be oh there's a ton

there is a ton um but then there's like the really young girls too and i'm i'm typically always at the shows and so he'll like to do a power move just to you know be like no i got a girl who like bent down on stage to give me a kiss in front of all of them no have you ever

have you ever returned a girl's panties to her that she throw i you know it was pretty close a

couple weeks ago this girl was just non-stop and i i had to step in a little and i try not to do that because you can't be like that to your fans. He can't be like that to his fans. Stephanie, that is a bad move. Yeah.

It's a bad move for him to kiss you. If he's kissing you, these girls are all thinking you're a random that's in the audience. If he doesn't say this is my wife and I'm kissing my wife, you can't have him do stuff like that.

Or what if you threw your like really gross old sports bra and say, yeah, he still chooses me. He chose that.

I could, honestly. It's really funny. After the shows, they'd be like the meet and greets or whatever, and these girls are just, like, touching him and all over him. So it can be a little much, but I know it comes with the territory. So it's a little hard, but there's just a girl that sometimes are relentless, and they're like, I'm drunk, and I'm going to get him. oh your voice that's so good thank you for the call

Shannon, I love you. I can't believe how much I'm not sick of you. Love, Deep Voice Guy, on Mojo in the Morning. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning. Kevin, you want to know what we all would do and what our listeners would do if we were this friend. Are we the friend that would have our friends back? What's going on?

Man, I witnessed two bad friend moments in the previous two Pistons games, And both of them, I'm kind of questioning the level of friendship in the friendship because they acted improperly in my mind. So the first time this guy was heckling one of the players and players, sometimes they'll take it. Sometimes they'll talk back to the individual. Or in this case, they told the referee, hey, this guy is saying a little too much. Let's get him out of here. So the referee and the security comes over to the fan, tells the fan, hey, you got to leave. The fan leaves. His boy is watching the whole thing, literally eating popcorn, drinking his drink, and watches his friend get escorted away and sits there and watches the remainder of the game. This is like the second quarter. His friend is gone. I don't know if he left left or whatever the case may be, but he never returned to his seat. So I'm like, okay, I don't know about that situation. The second situation, this is Kev being nice, and I got to stop this. Dude came up to me and was like, hey, bro, I don't know if you got any pool, but our seat's all the way up there. Can you get us closer? I was like, all right, whatever, let me see. Talked to the security guard. Courtside was like a little light that game, so I asked one of the people, can these two come down? She like, eh, whatever. She put them on the floor. Oh, my God. Oh, boy, get a little too into the moment, and in order for you to gain access to the Courtside Club where they have drinks and stuff, you have to get, like, a wristband. I guess he didn't know that. So he tries to walk through there instead of just chilling in his seats and being appreciative of the experience, he tried to get the full Nelson. So he tried to go in there and security like, nah, bro, matter of fact, real ticketed. He like, then it turns into a thing. He pointing at me. I'm like. Wait, that's the worst. They tell him he got to leave. So when he come up and leave, he's standing next to me. I'm like, hey, bro, you messed up the vibes. Like, I told you. Security come over. They have a longer conversation. He like, but my friend right there, he's chilling. Then they go tap his friend on the shoulder and say, you got to leave too. So I'm seeing these two friend moments like snitched on the homie who was chilling there.

Kevin, so question. If you were the friend in the first scenario, that was the friend sitting there minding your business and not heckling the player, which, by the way, it's amazing how soft NBA players have gotten lately where they're telling security kick these people out. Back in the day when Chauncey and Rasheed and those guys were doing it, they just ignored that crap. These players nowadays, man, it's like they get all crazy and they make people throw them out. I think it's all because, you know, the Golden State Warriors made everybody soft, but needless to say, if you were the friend sitting in the seat not doing anything, you don't want to leave in the second quarter of a game. I'm with you. I didn't say anything. Yeah. Matter of fact, if I was the friend getting kicked out, I'd be standing out in the cold on a day like today, waiting for my friend to come out and get me, or I'd have to go Uber myself back home or something like that. That's the question. Who drove? Yeah, that is good.

Or do you think that the friend texted him and said, stay in your seat, like, I'm okay for a minute? Hopefully. In the first scenario? That would have been great. And that's why he stayed? That would have been a good friend thing to do. Because I feel like anybody would have gotten up and gone with their friend. No? Okay, based on you two, never mind. No, no. No.

Girls would. You wouldn't? Guys would.

Yeah, I would absolutely you wouldn't get up. I don't know. If I got kicked out, you would sit your butt there.

Are we going home or are we going to go do something else? We're going to do something else.

Then I'll go with you. You're out for the night. Guys, it's second quarter of the game.

It's early. Just started. But also, first off, I don't want to be at the game.

Y'all got to relax.

Okay, it's an 80s hair show.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I want you to call out the bad friend. I want you to call out the person that was the really, really bad friend in your situation and tell us what happened. Have you ever had a friend that told on you, that knocked on you for something?

Listen, I'll give you a situation.

say his name but every time he bring up this situation i'll never forget this he's still my homie but let me tell you the situation so we about to go out for the night right we just leave the weed spot right this is back before it was all like regulated in the back when i used to smoke yeah so i cop right i thought in the side compartment of the door right long straight shirt we get pulled over so we get flicked the police come they go on both sides of us the police on his side i guess ask him like what y'all about to do what's going on da da da da Then he'd tell him, like, do you smoke? He'd like, no, but he'd do. And point at me. I'm like, yo. Then my guy's like, he see the rellos in the side. He's like, so do you? I'm like, yes, officer, I do. But I go to Wayne State. I'm majoring in broadcast journalism. He let us go long story short. But I was like. Called you right out. I'm right here, bro. This snitch told me. But if your friend is dark, then they're not a friend. I feel you. But sometimes people get super nervous in situations. Doesn't matter. Not a friend. I feel you. Look, I feel you.

My buddy Tom Barrett was the friend that we did some crazy crap when we were younger, and the cops came to his house because he was driving the car, and they said, who was in the car with you? He went to jail, or didn't go full jail. He went there and got questioned. Did not tell on us. He went all the way there, and they said, well, who else was in the car? Because we know that there are other people in the car. He goes, it was just me. And they were like, no, they witnessed other people in the car. Never said a word. That's a good friend.

El de Dahl.

Tom Barrett. Remember that name. What's going on, Stacey? How you doing? Hi, Stacey.

Hi. So about 15 years ago, this was back before Uber was even a thing, I was at the bar and I drank too much, so I called my roommate and asked her if she would pick me up, and she said no. So I ended up sleeping in my car outside the bar.

Oh, man. So wait, you were drunk, you were calling for a friend's help, and she was going to say no to you? And who knows if you would not have been smart enough to stay in the car and go for a ride.

Right, yep. She said no, that she was already asleep, so I stayed in my car.

Hopefully you're not still friends with her, are you?

I'm not still friends with her. We lived together at the time also, and I ended up just finishing paying. I moved out. It was horrible.

that's horrible that is by the way that that's not a friend you know a friend is a person that will keep you from getting a dui and keep others from getting hurt uh denny let's go to denny what's going on appreciate your phone call stacy what's going on denny hey good morning guys you

guys are not gonna like me for sure i'm actually the one that snitched down my cousin uh what is that what you said yeah yeah we were actually we were trying to we were all this is a long time I'm like, we're in crappy cars. We try to race each other at one point. I get pulled over, and my cousin slows down. So he's behind me. And when I get pulled over, the cop is giving me a ticket. He passes by laughing at me and pointing at me. So I told him, hey, you see that car that just passed? Me and him were racing. I'm about to meet him up at the bowling alley. He followed me to the bowling alley.

Why did you do that? He's like, get a ticket. Oh! Bro! Your own flesh and blood. Dirty. Yeah, we still laugh about it until today. That's Danny.

What are you? What nationality are you, if you don't mind me asking? Chaldean. Chaldean. Oh, man. If any Chaldeans that are, everybody's your cousin if they're Chaldean. Remember this guy. Remember this guy. Dirty Danny. Dirty Danny. Goodbye, guys. Love you guys. Love you, too. See you, bro. What's going on? Wanda, what's going on, Wanda?

Hey, years ago, on my 15th birthday, me and my friend were in Kmart, and we were stealing. And she got caught. And when she got caught, she told him, she pointed to me and said, she got something too. And I got in trouble just like she did.

I'm telling you, bro. Give her a boo. Boo! Come on, Wanda. Let me hear you boo her. Boo! Boo! Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, bo

I'm about to boo you. There you go. All right. Three hours on the phone.

What's going on?

One time we went to Hash Bash, and I was the driver.

and i was tripping off like cookies that i had bought off someone and so i yeah so i um long story short we had friends with us that had licenses and my husband's license was taken away

at the time for seating tickets and they made him drive home oh okay so i don't get the story i might be on hash right now so what happened again started all over um

my husband didn't have a license at the time and I was tripping and couldn't drive home and we had a friend that was licensed with us at the time and we begged him to drive home and he wouldn't so he made my husband drive home with no license without a license without a license okay are you sure that he didn't have some uh some of your hashish yeah I'm sure yeah we never let him

live that story down so uh hey now that it's all legal is hash bash as fun or is it not as fun

anymore i think it's just as fun i love you what is wrong with you

it's like one of those little kids that say don't push the button they look at you before they do And by the way, Hash Bash is not as fun now that it's legal. I don't believe you. I don't smoke, but I feel like I would have way more fun. You don't have to stress. You don't have to pressure.

Everybody was stressed before.

Trust me, some people pull it up and they were still stressed. All right.

Don't go.

I'm pretty sure I just keyed the car next to me with my nipples. Damn, it's cold. This is Mojo in the Morning. All right. What are we giving away this time? Oh, Tate McRae sold out tickets, guys. Give it up for Tate McRae sold out tickets. Show is not until August. Win a pair of tickets, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. You could be going to see Tate McRae at Little Caesars Arena.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

This is crazy. Every single school seems like it's got some kind of a closure today because of how cold it is. I mean, our listening area is just frozen, but yet the roads are still crazy. So be careful out there. A lot of people checking in with us this morning that says people don't know how to drive. We're going to get a look at what's trending in the dirty on the 30. What's happened, Shannon?

Well, Facebook billionaire Mark Zuckerberg was busted yesterday looking at boobies. Very obviously staring down at Lauren Sanchez's cleavage during President Trump's inauguration. Lauren is engaged to Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos, in case that name didn't ring a bell. And it's like all over the place this morning. You can't deny that that's what he was doing. And can we take a moment to talk about her outfit? Let's. Who didn't talk her out of that? She has bad friends. Bad friends. Why? So inappropriate. Very fitted white blazer. Love. But she wore like a bustier, like lingerie. She straight up wore lace lingerie under it, which is hot and could be cute, but definitely not appropriate for a historical event. Come on. And was so low cut that you could see the skin under her bottom band of her bra. Yeah, I mean, it was. I don't even know if it was bustier. It just looked like a bra. Yeah.

I got into it with Chelsea because Chelsea was like, God, that was so inappropriate. It is. I thought it looked great. It did look great.

She looked phenomenal. It was just like time and place. She picked the wrong one. Correct. For that outfit. Moving on to Melania's inauguration outfit. Maybe hot, boy. The fashion world was obsessed with her ensemble designed by American designer Adam Lip. I don't know if it's lippy or lip, but anyway, it was a navy silk wool coat, navy silk wool pencil skirt, and then ivory crepe blouse, her hat, which caused some controversy. They said in the official whatever that it was navy, it looked black. But the hat caused some controversy because it covered like the upper half of her face. That was designed by Eric Davids, who said the hat reflected Melania's expression of herself. And he basically said she has conservative values. The hat was very simple and conservative. And he said that she thinks that she was thinking of protocol and just looked very elegant in a very simple way. which sent a very powerful visual message, which didn't stop people from comparing her hat to the Hamburglar and the hat from the mask and Dick Tracy. I'm trying to think of the other ones I saw yesterday. I mean, you know, the memes were crazy.

Where President Trump was trying to go in for a kiss? Couldn't even get it.

That is where Eric R.S. Eric R.S., I mean, the brim was wide. That was the point.

the hat. The brim was right. So yes, Donald J. Trump is once again the president of the United States. The man who served as America's 45th leader became our 47th yesterday after being sworn in only the second in history to serve non-consecutive terms. Grover Cleveland was the other one, our 22nd and 24th president. The golden age of America begins right now. The president and first lady visited President Biden and Jill Biden at the White House before the swearing-in ceremony where Biden was overheard telling the Trumps, welcome home. Yesterday, Ohio State held off a Notre Dame comeback bid to walk away with a victory over the fighting Irish and their first national title since 2014.

the longest toughest postseason climb in the history of the sport and after all that it's ohio state together at the mountaintop champions of college football championship

i mean they ryan day was about to lose his job after they lost that game to michigan at the end of the regular season he was able to pull it together and he ended up winning this thing and i'm going to tell you this i don't know if this is a good thing or a bad thing maybe it's good for michigan because they can't beat you know the wolverines but uh i think it sucks to see these guys win because it almost makes me think you know like last year's win might have been an easy one then is the big 10 like the conference now are we the sec kevin i believe so it's a lot of great teams in the big town right now yeah move over uh alabama and georgia here

comes the big 10 and from college football to the nfl zach bryan is a huge huge philadelphia an Eagles fan and in the event that they do continue on to the Super Bowl he says he has a song ready to be released it's called Blue Jean Baby it was recorded in Philly he said if they win he will drop it on Sunday night but only if the birds win I'm sure it's still going to get dropped

now we hate Zach Bryan even more than we already hated him before this knowing that he's an Eagles fan

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morning.com all right it is mojo in the morning your call may be monitored or recorded i'll give you a chance to win tickets to go to the sold out tate mccray concert so tate mccray sold out so fast that the secondary market for these tickets and the show's not even until august has now, like, surpassed levels that we've ever seen. Maybe not Taylor Swift levels, but it's getting close, and it will get closer as the show comes closer to us. Who do we got here? Let's go to Chloe. Are you there, Chloe? Chloe?

Hello? Hello? Yes, mother!

Chloe? Yes!

Yes!

Yes! Yes! You got to take it! Oh, my gosh! I did it!

We're setting up a sold-out table credit tickets. Congratulations.

Oh, my goodness. Thank you, my God.

We love you for listening. Thank you so much for being with us. I get it. You are from where? It says here from Inkster, from Inkster, Michigan. How are you doing? Yeah, Chloe. I'm doing pretty good. Who's the fan in the house that you're going to bring? Do you have a daughter or somebody that's going to be going to the concert?

No, my daughter is actually a four-year-old toddler, so she won't understand. I'm going to take my best friend. Mom's going. Mom and her best friend. Shout out to Juliana. Juliana.

Congratulations to you. Have the best time, okay? Thank you.

I will. Thank you so much.

We've been talking to a lot of young new moms this morning. You know, earlier this morning had, we should check on her, by the way. What was her name again?

Her name was Alyssa.

Was it Alyssa?

Did I roll myself a note? Yeah.

Alyssa is a, was a mom called us up earlier this morning. Chloe, you can probably remember this. today was her first day back from maternity leave, so she was having a struggle this morning, so I wonder how she's holding up.

That's always hard.

Listen, it takes about an hour, and then you forget you have kids.

I get that. No, it doesn't, because in the pandemic, I had my baby in 2020. So March 15, 2020, everybody was locked down. So I got used and spoiled with my baby to the point where she grew up to become a toddler. I lost my mind. She wasn't at home. She was at daycare, preschool, you know?

When she's a teenager, you're going to wish you never had her, but that's okay. No. It happens. 14, 15 years old. Middle school is always the time. Shannon's going to experience that starting next year.

You just shut up. No, it's not. No, I'm going to love my baby.

This might be my only one.

Lucy's name won't be Lucy anymore. It'll be F Lucy.

what it turns out to me? No, you better stop. Hold on one second. Give her some Tater Crate tickets. All right, we love you. This weekend. It was like the perfect setting, the perfect storm. We looked like, you know, everything was on that way. We were even, you know what I blame? I blame our bosses. I'll blame, I'm going to blame Colleen Grant. Why? Because, by the way, are we not back yet? Where's KP? Is she not back yet? It still says that we're uh it says mojo in the morning we'll be right back on the uh on the the stream people think that we're still in the longest commercial break of our lives so i'm gonna blame them because they started planning a super bowl trip for us as a show to go on and so they started talking last week about us going to the super bowl and i said to tony i go you can't mention this out loud like you cannot start talking this stuff like we have to play it cool Like, we've never, you know, in a million years thought we would get here. Like, we can't start counting our chickens, right? It's what teams do. Teams don't, you know, they don't put stuff up there that says, yeah, we're going to be in the Super Bowl because that's locker room material, right? You don't want that. And then look what happened to the Lions. The Lions go out Sunday. Jared Goff has the worst. He had a worse game than he had when he played for the Rams back in the day. This might have been the worst game as a Detroit Lion that he's ever had. And the defense looked like Swiss cheese. I mean, they did not look like the same defense that played against Minnesota. Then we find out, did you know that Dan Campbell gave him the entire week off the reports were? Should have never gave him that week off. Dan goes in the locker room, goes from Dan Gamble, the guy that's, you know, toughest guy in the world, a guy who literally I wouldn't want to take on in a bar fight, to Dan crying Gamble?

When you see your players give all that they have and you lose that way, it's tough. You know, you don't want that for them. Um, so, um, but we'll be better for it, you know, and there again, credit Minnesota, but, um, you know, we, we made the one mistake that cost us, you know, and, uh, and so ultimately, you know, it, uh, we didn't, we didn't do enough to win, but I was proud of them and I love the fight they have in them and I love the grit. I could not believe how many buddies of mine were crying.

It made me sad to watch him. You could just feel like he's just devastated.

I still don't even want to talk about it. You can't cry, though.

Oh, see, I think that made me love him even more than I already did.

I am a crier.

Yeah, you are. So you should be talking about him.

And I should not be a football coach. Because football coaches should not cry. Bill Belichick never went into the locker room And cried I bet

That boy had won

That was wild It's true

Yeah right

I mean you just can't cry like that I had guys Will women call guys out right now Are there any women whose guys cried Because I could not believe How many guys I saw on social media TikToks of Grown ass men crying

sobbing this was our year man that's why I'm gonna be honest I haven't talked to anybody about the game and I'm still not ready like I'm still emotionally removed from it like I'm not trying to even think

about it for real it's it also pisses me off the people that like revert back to like I was at brunch on Sunday and I went to brunch at a place called Three Cats Cafe and it's next to a store called Leanne and Lulu and there was a guy in Leon and Lulu and he was in line to buy a sweatshirt that said, same old Lions. And I'm like, what a dick.

They were selling those still?

I don't know. He had it in his hand. But even my sister was like, boo! Like, you can't say that about this team this year.

No, you can't say it. You can't. I think it's sweet that you think that Van Campbell's sweet for crying, but Van Campbell can't cry.

Oh, I just agree with you. Get your heart and soul into something, man. Here's the thing. We cannot praise this man and hoist him on a pedestal every Monday about how passionate he is in the locker room and then try to use that same passion against him when it's not rah, rah, rah, but it's tears and emotion. He's a passionate guy through and through. You cannot cry biting kneecaps.

You got to bite kneecaps when you're not crying.

If you're crying biting kneecaps, it's almost a defense mechanism of biting the kneecaps. It's not actually being on offense. You're being on defense.

Dude, if we showed you a video right now of a military dad coming home and surprising his daughter at school, you'd be a puddle. Bruh.

A puddle. I'm not Dan Campbell. I'm mojo. I have more estrogen in my body than I have testosterone. Dan Campbell is nothing but testosterone.

Not true anymore, by the way. You told us a testosterone story last week, so you know what? And I bet you, you would still be crying.

Did Dan Campbell cry when Ben Johnson called him and said, I'm going to the Bears?

We don't know. He probably already knew.

Dan, I love you, Dan. Listen, I'm not going to lose faith in Dan Campbell. Dan Campbell, he's my guy, man. I love him. But Dan, you can't. And hold on. Jennifer, call out your fiance. Your fiance was crying also after the game?

yeah so good morning everybody um oh man so my fiance we were we're on the couch watching the game and it's you know the last few minutes where the last couple drives we're hoping for you know the hail mary and everything and it doesn't happen and he literally flops onto my lap and i can feel the tears on my leggings and he just laid on me and cried and then the next morning I know and the next morning he woke up and he was just crying like tears in his eyes I rolled over and I'm like are you I didn't even I couldn't even get it out I'm just like yeah okay this is how yeah literally and it's so hard for me not to laugh i i want to laugh mojo i'm like uh like i get it because i've been a diehard lions fan since i was like eight but you know it's i get

it but i don't see to me it's different if it's like my man i don't know why but when it's dan

campbell i'm like oh yeah yeah good guy right and then it's your man and you're like like for you

I know you're looking down at this guy going, I have the ick, but you're looking up at the TV going, I get it, and I love him.

That's the guy that's supposed to be protecting you if somebody comes and, you know, tries to rob you guys. He's going to be in the closet crying. Carrie, what's up? Thank you for the call, by the way, Jennifer. Appreciate it. Hopefully he's not listening. Carrie, what's going on? Hi. Oh, hello. Hey, what's up?

Left or right? Um, I just wanted to say that, uh, I used to date someone a few years back that when we went to the movies and there was an emotional movie, emotional part, um, my ex would cry and we would leave separately because there was no way I was walking into the lobby or to the car with him. So I would leave first and he would have to meet me there. See, I don't, I feel bad when you cry.

I cry all the time. I do. We should call you Mo Flo. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. Listen, can I say something to you? I am not saying that guys shouldn't cry. There are times and places, but you're a football coach, for God's sakes. It's passive, bro.

The only people that are allowed to cry during this are the people associated with the team. It's when the fans cry that I'm like, pull it together. What if your parlay was going crazy? Well, that's your own fault. Don't gamble. If you're crying over your gambling, then you have a problem. Dan Gamble.

That's his name. You can cry. Here's the deal. If he wins the Super Bowl and he's hoisting up, you know, the championship, like, hey, we won it, we did it for Detroit, cry all you want. You can't cry after a loss.

No, yes, that's exactly when you cry, when you make it all the way to the end and then you don't get it and you've worked that hard.

Megan.

You're allowed to cry if you're on the team. For his guys.

This man went for more fourth downs than any coach ever in the history of football. Okay. You can't, I'll never trust him on a fourth down ever again. That is such a lie. Oh, my God.

that's why the entire league has started going for it on fourths and those are stats we talk about now in every single game is the conversion rates of going for it on fourth for every team because the lions are so successful at it you're right that it definitely hasn't made an impact

on the game in general holly where you at holly get some get holly campbell give him give him some grit give him his grit no she posted that broken heart oh debbie what's up debbie it's

mojo in the morning hi hi debbie hi i'm just wondering when it would be okay for him to cry

in your opinion never it would be okay for him to cry in the closet in the locker room

Miller, go cry into your pillow. You're allowed to be disappointed.

Dance bombs reference. You're welcome. I want to see him get up there and go, these goddamn players, you know, whoever the 12th guy is should be cut.

And then everybody would hate him for having no empathy. And we talk about the culture there. That's rebuilding the culture.

This is Detroit.

He's the coach. It all comes down to him.

That had very Matt Patricia vibes when I saw him crying. I did not want to see him crying.

You're such a hater today.

I'm not a hater. I'm just saying. I'm just saying. Listen, I'm not the toughest guy in the world. I'm self-admitted. I do radio for a living. You know what I mean? No. Like if I, you know, I'm not a guy that, you know, I don't motivate through throwing things and running into the locker room and going crazy. Every single game he would walk in there and that locker room was on fire. His locker room speeches were amazing. Now he's crying.

That's the same passion, bro.

What's going on, Art? Hi, Art. It's Mojo in the morning. What's happening?

Hello?

Yes, Art.

Wham, wham, wham. You always cry. Wham, wham, wham. You always cry. There's some haters in the South. There's some haters in the South. He's doing his own show.

I just want to know if this is how you acted on the phone with Lydia. She was like, I got to put this through because I can guarantee you did not.

Hey, I'm always on one, but Mojo, come on. What's up? Why Dan Campbell, man? I mean, we started from the bottom when we're here. You know, I respect God. I didn't cry.

I got to, we got to wait a whole year. We got to, first off, we got to watch Washington and Philadelphia. You imagine how horrible it would have been if Matthew Stafford would have won. We would have to watch that sorry guy's ass going to another NFC championship and we didn't get there.

I'm sorry, but some of you fans are so ungrateful. Like, growing up a Lions fan, we literally had 0-16 seasons where we would turn the games off at halftime because we were down so bad and we knew we were going to blow it and it was just over and your dad would curse and throw the remote and go to the garage for two hours. Can we just be a little bit grateful that they're worth watching and the entire culture of our city has turned around for this team? It's not even just the team itself. But if you go downtown and you see how many people are down there and they're going to games and they're tailgating and our small businesses are coming back and people are buying merch and you can talk to fans at the grocery store and be like, go Lions and everybody's happy. Like, can we just be a little bit grateful?

No, we cannot. We cannot. We can't settle for that. We need to be like Philadelphia and Boston fans.

Oh my God. No. Come on.

It's what we'll always be about above everything else. If you don't have that and you don't have intestinal fortitude or mental toughness, resiliency about you, then you're not going to be able to play here. That's the bottom line. Our guys believe that. You know, the coaches believe it. The whole organization believes it.

When you see your players give all that they have and you lose that way, it's tough. Oh, come on. Stop this.

When was the last time we were happy to be fans? Don't forget, we used to wear paper bags on our heads to the games.

Just be a little grateful for a fun year. After the Minnesota game, I was really happy. Hold on a second. Kelly, your fiancé is a crier. Tell me the craziest thing that your fiancé's cried over. Kelly? What is going on? Kelly, who?

I don't know.

Kelly? Hi.

Can you hear me? Hi. So I was going to say we're big Game of Thrones fans, and when there was a scene where we actually found out the meaning between, like, the hold the door scene, my fiancé cried, like, so bad. and he watched that episode three times after that and each time he cries the hold the door

but i sorry yes is that a spoiler alert will people be pissed if they know that although

game of thrones has been on for a while to be fair i don't get it it's been on for a while

yeah wow yeah but i did want to say for michigan people i am i'm very very sad that the lions lost I'm very, very sad. Come aboard. But Mikey Sanders still, oh, my gosh, represent for Michigan. You know, you won a natty last year. You come in as a rookie. You go to your hometown, and you showed up. So if there's a silver lining out of anything, it's we raised a good Mikey Sanders still, and here he is going to the next one.

That's right. That's right. Find the positive. So let's get it.

Hey, Kelly, Kelly. I got three words for you. Actually, four words. The Ohio State Buckeyes.

No, Michigan. Go boo, baby. Go boo, go boo.

Take care.

care of yourself love you guys 97 won the ticket how are you uh baby leg jay what's going on baby

leg jay hey hey good morning y'all y'all doing as well there's no way a guy with a voice like

that cried at all on saturday night did you baby leg jay hey listen yes i did

Hey, even the Hulk got feelings, you heard me? I was happy, and I heard it at the same time. You know, so proud of me. How dare you? How dare you? Hey, who's going to check me? Come on, man. Who's going to check me?

The man with a penis the size of a baby leg cannot be crying at a game like that.

Hey, even like you said, even the Hulk got feelings, too.

All right. Listen, I'm telling you this. I didn't cry. I needed Prozac. Maybe that's what helped me on the whole deal. I was so depressed.

You need to come hang out with me. I'll show you what's going on.

I don't hang out with men that have larger penises than me. Or women. I try to stay away. I feel insecure.

That's why he avoids me.

By the way, Maggie just gave us a speech just a second ago. That was unbelievable.

Game cable, bring her in. Can I tell you, it is so frustrating as a fan to hear people act like this. Like, just be grateful that we had a season that was worth watching. That's the first time in my life that I was excited every weekend.

Says no Lions fan. Are you kidding me? WQI Detroit.

WSNX, Muskegon, Grand Rapids. WVPS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning live.

We're not going back, Megan. We're not going back. We're not going to be satisfied. We got to be angry. We got to be that fan. All right. It's Mojo on the morning show. It is time now for Am I the A-Hole? And don't say I am, but we're going to do right now with a listener here. If you think that you're being an a-hole for something that you've done, you got to get with us and we'll get you on the show. Here's one for this week.

Am I wrong for telling my fiance he can't invite his ex to our wedding?

Oh.

Oh, are you thinking that inviting your ex to your, hold on, play it one more time. I want to hear that one more time. What kind of an ex is it?

Am I wrong for telling my fiance he can't invite his ex to our wedding?

Oh, her fiance's ex.

Yes. Is it Asia? Hi, Mojo in the Morning. What is your name? I didn't catch your name on this one. Hi. Yeah, it's Aisha. Aisha. Aisha. So wait, that's your voice. You left us that talkback, which, by the way, if you want to be on Am I the A-Hole, go to Channel 955 on the iHeartRadio app. You can listen to the show on that. That's our Detroit radio station. But on that little microphone button there at the bottom, the talkback microphone, send us a talkback. It comes right into us. KP and Lydia will get those. And if it's an Am I the A-Hole, we'll call you up. So your fiancé wants to invite his ex to your wedding?

Yes. So my man, who just asked me to be his wife forever, wants to invite his ex-girlfriend to our wedding. And I'm just having a really hard time believing that.

So what is their relationship like now? Have they gone from exes to, like, being really good friends? Or what's, like, what is that about?

Yeah, that's exactly, apparently, what they've gotten to. They've gone from exes to friends. Apparently, she's a part of the friend group. I mean, she, you know, hangs out with them all the time. But the deal is, I didn't always know that she was an ex. I just thought they were really good friends. So this is like turning me for a loop.

How did you find out that she was an ex? Like, how did that get covered up until just now?

Well, he just didn't tell me. And then when he asked me to be, you know, his wife, I said yes. He said he didn't want to have any secrets or anything. He wanted to just lay it out there.

and that's one of the things he told me how long did they date for was it a blip or was it a long

relationship so this was his college girlfriend one of his college girlfriends but and like i guess their friend group from college is still close and they all live in the same city now but like i don't really care like you know college relationships that's like your real love like your real first love type of deal and they were together the whole duration of college okay and then help me out how long ago was college well we're 28 so it's been like a minute ago but it's not long enough like i don't want i don't care if it was your high school

girlfriend okay i don't want her there okay all right so 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number who's paying for the wedding Thank you.

like he's paying for most of the wedding but my thing is like I don't want to be paying for extra plates for people and she's an extra plate an extra mouth to feed so if he's but if he's paying

for it and I'm only saying this because in some cases you know friends are friends if it sounds to me like you also don't trust him do you think that there's more to it than just her coming to

the wedding and witnessing this well i don't like the fact that he just told me and i've been around

her for a long time and i never know that they were that would make me uneasy because i don't i actually i mean it depends on the situation but like i've gone to ex's weddings um and obviously there's nothing there but the fact that he kept it a secret for so long when you had been hanging out with this group that she's a part of for the entire time you were dating is really interesting

to me yeah it's messed up so no the trust isn't all the way there because why did you wait until you asked me to be your fiance to tell me all of this stuff like you should have told me that

it's before she came over the first time all right 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number text is also available too if you want to text us but we would like to call you and get on the air do you think that uh that you're an a-hole for doing this for saying hey i don't want your ex at the wedding and are there any other listeners that have ever had an ex come to the wedding or had any listeners ever snuck an ex or not told their significant other that they're still friends with an ex because that's the part that i think is more weird than him wanting her to come to the wedding it's the fact that he just recently told you that this was somebody that he had dated for a long period of time that this is somebody that uh throughout college that uh that they were you know more than just friends that to me seems in screams that he still has feelings for her and i can't believe that that thing didn't come out do the same rules apply like

say you got somebody in the friend group and you smashed them before but there's no relationship there it was a one-time thing y'all still friends like do you have to tell from experience on this Have you ever had that? I mean, it's happened before.

I think that you, if you're dating somebody and you have a friend that's in the friend group that you have had sex with, I think you should definitely tell your significant other that that's somebody that you guys had sex with.

I agree. Because imagine if that came out, like, after the fact from somebody else. And your girl's going to be like, wait, why didn't you say that?

So do I have to tell you, do I have to tell you everybody I've smashed?

No, but if it's somebody in the friend group that you're hanging out with all the time. Or that I met.

and all it takes is one drunk moment for it to happen again. No, that ain't the truth.

It's not even that. It's just creating the foundation of like, I want to be, I'm aware then.

Yeah.

What up, Lanisha?

Hey, good morning, y'all. Good morning. What's going on? She's not the a-hole. She played in her face. Mm-hmm.

She played in her face. I don't like dick. Because he's inviting her or because he also kept it quiet?

No, because he kept it quiet. Now you want to, what's the big deal about her coming? It's not no big deal.

Wait, I'm confused. So you think it's no big deal that she's coming, but you think that he, that fact that it's a, go ahead.

No, I think, I think that he should have been told her before he asked her to marry her. That is, it's rude. It's just like, it is off-putting. Now I'm questioning the marriage. You got the yes first, and then you told me this BS. No, she not the a-hole at all. And I think that he shouldn't feel no way for, like, he shouldn't be pushing the fact of wanting her to come. It shouldn't be no big deal for her to come if the wife said no. Like, she shouldn't be able to come.

All right. All right. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. I was a little confused there for a second there. It sounded like she was going both sides on that one.

Yeah.

Yeah. Scott, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. What do you think? Am I the a-hole? Is Aisha an a-hole?

Scott. Uh, I, no, I don't think she's an a-hole, but I do kind of understand his perspective. I feel like he, you know, being a part of a big friend group, you don't want to lose all your college friends. So maybe he was just trying to get them to know each other before he, because sometimes girls, you're like, yeah, I used to date this girl. And then they just instantly put this kind of wall up and they don't want to deal with this girl. They don't like this girl. So maybe it was just kind of trying to get her to be a part of the friend group without it being kind of a situation that pulled the friend group apart.

But don't you think, though, by him not saying anything, it made it look more suspicious? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, I could see.

where he's like hey i got no feelings for her but i i would and i would like you to be friends with her but i can't tell you this part of it but the problem is that it's just going to put that uh it's going to put that uh level of untrust in there distrust in there so um yeah yeah i i think

i see why he did it uh but the timing of it like he should have i don't know that's yeah i mean Let me grab somebody else. Okay, sure.

Let me grab another person. I appreciate your call. What's up, Vanessa? Vanessa, hi. What's going on? Your thoughts, Vanessa.

I think she is an a-hole. Personally, in my opinion, if he didn't love you or care about you, he would not have asked you to marry him. And you didn't care about her being an ex up until recently, so why do you care now?

Because she didn't know.

yeah but whether you knew or not you didn't care about her being a part of the friend group so now because you know she's an ex you care all of a sudden yeah so she was perfectly fine let's ask her that question you were perfectly fine until you knew she was the ex i got with her y'all have

done things together now you care because i didn't think bumping uglies was a possibility until i

realized you've done it before let's let's ask her that so wait a second you were you were perfectly fine Aisha with the fact that they were friends until you found out that they were college

boyfriend girlfriend does now make it worse yeah it absolutely makes it worse I mean I thought she was a friend a friend is different from an ex I mean unless you all call your exes your friends but I think there's a clear difference that an ex can become the friend but it's all about transparency. So, yeah, I had a problem with it, and I still do have a problem with it.

So, now, do you think there's anything else he's hiding from you? Because that's the part I would

worry about. I don't know. He's probably going to wait until our 10th year anniversary to tell me some stuff.

I don't know. But you did say that he Our first child. that he, like, wanted to come clean about a bunch of stuff after he proposed to you. But what a weird time to be like, I got you, so now I can be truthful. I agree. I'm happy he like unloaded that information and became transparent i'm just wondering what else was not that it's our business but now i'm curious somebody who had this exact same

situation happen uh nicole are you there nicole uh grab line three what's up nicole

hi uh yeah i have kind of a similar situation i ended up um not telling my boyfriend that i actually dated a girl before and uh because we were best friends and uh it really did they were like they were best friends you know they would talk when him and i wouldn't talk and uh as soon as he found out um completely his tune changed so it's i can see both sides though i can totally understand i used to be upset that he didn't tell her right away but at least you're not actually married yet so now you can still make that decision that would throw me for a loop if

all of a sudden i find out that you never told me that you're you dated girls and you're now hanging out with all those girls that would probably make me but although i'd probably be

into it i'm also kind of curious because i feel like before you marry somebody like i knew about all of west's like big relationships right like the lot like his high school relationship that lasted a year or like the girl he did it like i know i knew about those longer relationships do you know what i mean and if he dated this girl all of college you did like there was four years that was just missing?

Yeah. I don't know. And a high school relationship is different than I think in all four years of college relationship too.

It would be even one thing to debate like, oh, we dated for three or four months casually one or two dates a week. Like it's not that big of a deal but a four-year relationship. Right.

And college is a big time in a person's life too. There's a lot of things that could happen. All right. Am I the A-Hole on Mojo in the Morning?

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seat in the Oval Office once again. His designers had already moved his and Melania's stuff back into the White House, including all of his photos and photo frames, which you saw behind him if you were watching this press conference that he did in the office last night. He sat at his desk and signed about 200, I think more than 200 executive orders. Among them said he was pardoning about 1,500 of his supporters who were charged in the January 6th riots at the U.S. Capitol, also signing several other orders, including declaring a national emergency at the Mexico border. He withdrew the U.S. from the World Health Organization, attempted to end a birthright citizenship, and declared that the government will now only recognize biological sex and that there are only two genders. And speaking of TikTok, yes, he instituted a 75-day delay on the TikTok ban. Now, somebody asked him, why did you change your tune? We thought you didn't like tiktok here was his answer because i got to use it and remember tiktok is largely about kids

young kids if china's going to get information about young kids i don't know to be honest i think we have bigger problems than that he called you a young kid megan

that's you tiktoker well you would never speaking of tiktok influencers have found themselves in hot water after jumping on a last minute trend and revealing that they lied to gain millions of followers this was so right before the app like went away briefly on saturday night slash early sunday morning many content creators not realizing it was going to come back so soon i think took the opportunity to expose that their most popular videos were pretty much fake for example lexi hidalgo who rose to fame with her coffee chats and her workout video said she didn't even ever drink the coffee she doesn't like coffee and she didn't even do like half of the workouts that she posted uh serena carrigan who dubbed herself the queen of confidence used the trend to admit she's doing the jab and that's how she lost all this weight after previously denied denied denying it several makeup influencers admitted to not even really using her liking the makeup that they pushed and then we all know brew content creator josh brew baker he revealed that his bosses were totally on board with his radio on-air shenanigans and actually loved all of the stupid stuff he did on the radio. But who heard one of

these confessions and thought, I know. All of these confessions were like, yeah, no, that makes sense.

Outraged. Will you admit, Megan Mick, that you don't wash your hands before you make those delicious cookies of yours?

I will admit that I will never bring cookies for any of you again.

Except for those Pop-Tart cookies. Bring the frosting. That frosting is, I don't even know what that frosting is, but I would eat tubs of that frosting. You haven't tried the new Pop-Tart

cookie she just made. The way I've been mocked and harassed for these cookies while doing nice things for you guys, I will never do it again because none of you buttholes have ever been grateful. The most

genuine compliment I've given you on anything in all the years is that your gluten-free cookies are delicious.

Okay. I remember two weeks ago when you were like, oh no, what are you going to do without live? Who are you going to bake for, Megan? No, no. I remember that.

I just wanted you to come around and say that you now love Donald Trump because he gave you TikTok back.

By the way, speaking of TikTok going away, I was at a party with some girlfriends for the Lions game. And that's when TikTok started going away. That was error message. The tween girls and the reaction that I was witnessing was epic. I should have recorded. I mean, full on, on the ground, face planted tantrums happen.

because of it um justin bieber sparking concern among believer believers there we go over his marriage to hayley he's been on an unfollow spree on instagram in particular unfollowed ariana grande unfollowed usher unfollowed his father-in-law stephen baldwin and earlier this morning fans noticed he unfollowed his wife i hope they just had a baby but well he's still following 800 people so it's not like you unfollowed everybody no probably like what people do when they're trying to promote intentional who is she oh yeah she's still following him i didn't let me check hold on he is definitely not following her although over the weekend i feel like he posted a bunch of photos on his story and she was in one one or two i don't know she's following him yeah wait is everybody he follows is it like a theme hold on now i'm like deep diving we'll report back uh lastly travis scott pledging to donate proceeds that he makes from all of his merch sales from his new song to the la fire relief efforts he debuted his new single four by four at the college football playoff national championship game yesterday and following that performance travis and team cactus released some new items on his website um a few different pieces excuse me of merch and he has agreed to donate not a portion of a hundred percent of those proceeds from the sales to direct relief the california wildfire

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How many salespeople are in the building, do we know?

They all here, bro. They're in a meeting. And a big bang. They brought bagels and everything.

All right. Wow. Well, then you know what that means? That means that we won't be calling in tomorrow because I was thinking, if the sales department didn't show up on a cold day like today and took a cold weather day, then we were all going to just go, eh, all right.

Guess who's got COVID? Hey, French onion sprayed on bagels is the worst, bro. You don't like that? Hell no. French onion? Is it French? No, it's not French. Whatever it is with the little seed in it. That's chives. That's crazy. That's scallions. We're not on that, dog. We're not on that. No, you're not on that. We're on that. That makes sense. That's probably why I don't eat your cookies. Do you eat everything bagels at all? Why do you keep coming for me? I don't understand. You just made the whole cookie thing a minute ago, so it was a callback, as they say. But it's so out of the blue with both of you. Okay. Oh, you want to get into it? No, I don't. I don't know why it keeps getting brought up. It's just a joke. I know he's going to take it so hard.

I gave you compliments. Don't get on me. I was complimenting you. Kevin was not.

Let's talk about how everybody who makes a bagel has to make it facing us, and it's really super awkward to watch.

He's really getting into it, though.

Like, he's focused. Jake's really excited for his bagel.

Did you ever notice that now that we have the windows to our studios, that people look in like we're animals at the Detroit or Toledo Zoo? Really?

By the way, both closed today because of the weather.

Even the animals have to go indoors for daily days. That's how cold it is.

Don't blame them.

All right. War of the Roses. We're going to get to that. We still got 40 minutes left of the show. Our boss told us we could leave early, but of course the timing was when we're done at 1030. Here we go.

Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Eric, you think your wife is cheating on you?

You know, I spend a lot of nights alone. My wife's a nurse. I don't really say anything. about how little we sleep in the same bed, you know.

How long have you guys been married?

We've been married like five years.

And has it always been that you've been uncomfortable? Or is it just recently that you're starting to notice things different?

I've always been a little uncomfortable with how many nights I spend alone with her. even though, you know, that is her job. COVID obviously was really hard.

But that's the thing I was wondering is that if, are you just not spending enough time together with each other or?

Or are there things that are making you think there's somebody else in the picture?

Well, you know, even during COVID when, you know, things were really tough and she was never home, we would still have sex like two to three times a week.

What do you guys now?

Yeah, now it's not really happening at all. It's been like four months.

Okay. Okay, and is there thought that maybe she's fooling around with somebody that she's working with, or do you believe that it's somebody else?

I honestly don't know.

So if you try to initiate sex with her, what does she do? Does she flat out tell you no, or, like, what's her response?

Usually she just says she's too tired.

Eric outside of sex how is the relationship you feel like you guys don't connect at all when you are together are you able to hold a conversation

I feel like we've been connecting less and less as time has gone on

alright we're going to call her up to see where she's going to send a dozen free roses and let's see what happens hopefully we can get this out of your mind and hopefully she sends the flowers to Eric yeah all right mute your phone all right here we go

hello hi i am looking for caroline is it uh this is she hi caroline my name is nicole and i'm calling from a brand new online floral company we're called roses bloom.com i'm calling with an offer for some free flowers for you um we're just trying to spread get our name out there spread awareness about our new company and give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses totally for free not going to ask you for any sort of financial info i'm just wondering if you could answer two quick survey questions for

us in exchange for the flowers uh yeah okay um i just i just have to be quick i'm on my work break

right now okay um have you purchased flowers in the last six months caroline um uh no do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months uh yeah probably okay as a thank you for participating in that survey i'm now authorized to provide you with that arrangement by the way it can be um And the arrangement can be changed if you wanted to send it to a guy. If you have a special guy in your life and you don't want the roses, I can totally do that as well. But I just need to go ahead and get a first and a last name and some contact info for whomever you want these flowers to go to.

I'll send them to my mom.

Okay. And what's your mom's name?

First name is Myrna. Okay.

and carolyn you know what before i even go any further i just want to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes are you okay with that that's fine okay

carolyn we're gonna uh just get those flowers off to your mom and i'm gonna get some more information from you including if i could your mom's phone number and uh we'll send that her flowers, but I need to just interrupt this call real quick for just one second to let you know that this is actually not a flower company that's sending flowers to you, but this is the Mojo in the Morning Show. Your husband, Eric, is on the phone with us right now and was just a little worried about how things are going in your relationship and just wanted to see if you had anybody else that you might be thinking of other than him that you would send flowers to and I think it's understandable that you would be thinking of your mom and sending her flowers

I have no time for this

okay well I understand but and she's working right now and I don't understand we probably shouldn't have called her while she was working but Eric I don't think that she's necessarily going to be very happy with you yeah I'm going to have you do me a favor and hang on the phone because we definitely want to get some information from you on her mom so we can send the flowers so she doesn't get upset completely with you okay

Yeah, okay.

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I do feel bad right now. We haven't been able to talk to Carolyn at all. A nurse who works hard, whose husband has got some anxiety that she's possibly cheating. Renee, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Your comments on this?

Hi, everybody. I'm a long-time listener, first-time caller.

Oh, we love that. We give you applause for that. She's a long-time listener, first-time caller. What's happening?

So I'm actually on my way to work right now, and I actually, I'm a nurse, medical assistant at an urgent care, and I work 3-12, and depending on the day of the patients that I take care of, it is very exhausting. So also depending on what department she works in, it can be a long day. Something could have just bothered her from a certain patient. She could be mentally, physically drained. I really don't think that she's seeing somebody. I mean, my boyfriend of three years, he totally understands the same thing that when you date someone or marry someone in the medical field, sometimes you have to accept it. We're just really busy and just very tired.

Andy disagrees with you, by the way, Nurse Renee. Andy, what do you think?

No. You know, the way she spoke to him there at the end, you know, I'm sick of this. I think they were talking about it already. But four months and nothing. Maybe Eric should try maybe taking her lunch, see what's going on there, you know. But four months and what was it, better during COVID? It sounded like it was better during COVID. And now there ain't no COVID. What's the deal?

Is four months, though, a lot? Is that a long time to not have sex with your spouse? I think so. I think so.

I don't think it necessarily means she's cheating, but I think that there's something. No offense. There's something up with their marriage that they need to talk about.

Well, the time of the year might also be the issue, too, though. Think about that. I mean, there may be something with that. Also, medically, not everybody wants to have sex. I know guys that don't want to have sex a lot. But, Christina, what are your thoughts on this? Hello? Four months without sex. She works all the time. You know, what do you think? Are they just roommates?

Yeah, like, I mean, it could be a while based on their, like, old patterns. But there could be something else going on. And he didn't even start that conversation before calling you guys. So I wouldn't be surprised if he's in the doghouse when he gets home. yeah he's not i mean you know i'm a nurse too i get how tiring it can be she i'm sure she's exhausted beyond belief and now she's getting interrupted during work here's a question for

nurses because i have friends who are teachers that say this if you're all day taking care of people you're always taking care of people like teachers also are too right they're tending to people the last thing that you want when you come home sometimes is to have somebody hanging off of

you right or oh absolutely on you you just want your space when you're home so and as a fellow night nurse person i think he's being a little bit of a baby about missing her in his bed at

night like she's working yeah i listen i i have sympathy for uh eric i have sympathy honestly for you know anybody that's anxious or has anxiety over their significant other cheating but i think eric's being a bitch i mean i hate to say it that i think that he needs to maybe do something so that his wife doesn't have to be working these long ass hours all the time you know or maybe when she doesn't have these long ass hours maybe do something special to try to get her to to be more romantically involved with get a fleshlight bro jordan what's going on it's mojo in the morning

i think you're being a little too hard on a guy because i am stuck on the two to three times a week because if you go from two to three times a week to have that been intimate for four months

that's extreme that's what i'm saying i don't it doesn't necessarily scream cheating to me but it does scream something

That needs to be fixed.

That's got to be a shock to him. So he's got to have something that says, oh, my gosh, what happened? I don't think she's cheating, but that's a big shock to him.

So you say it's not so much the four months. It's the they were going at it a lot and then all of a sudden went down to nothing.

It's an abrupt schedule change, and he has no idea why. I mean, two to three times a week. I mean, I don't know if that's normal, but that's a lot easier for me. That's crazy.

Thank you for the call, by the way. Are you a little jealous of what the relationship once was?

A little bit.

Yeah.

Or what it was. Yeah, a little bit.

What's up, Sean?

Hey, what I'm calling about is, yeah, she works 312s. I get those three days. Maybe even another day, but she still has four days off. I mean, she's got to make time for the guy.

I love how you broke that down. Are you in a relationship?

You're laughing, but you're right. There has to be some priority there of, yes, she is busy, and trust me, I'm exhausted all the time, but she does have to make him a priority somewhere in there.

I do feel like this were the roses, though. It's like we need to meet in the middle. She needs to kind of relax and decompress, but what is he doing to help take things off of her plate so she's in the mood to want to do this?

I wish she'd go on with us and let us know, because that would be honestly the eye opening is maybe this guy does nothing, you know, or maybe he is the most attentive guy in the world and she needs to step it up a little bit. What's up, Bill?

Hey, thanks. I'm a long time listener, first time caller. Thanks. How are you?

Good. How are you doing? Good. What are you doing right now? You just said thanks to somebody. no i i said thanks to you guys oh okay i thought you were i thought you were going oh what's going

on no i'm i'm just driving to work but i um i think there's definitely something going on because of the way she said um i don't have time for this and just hung up i mean she she didn't even entertain the fact to find out what was going on um i i know she said she was on a work break but i think maybe there's something going on that he's not saying maybe they um has had a converse Maybe they have had a conversation before about it.

And I think that there's something to that, that maybe this has been a fighting relationship going on right now, and maybe the reason they're not having sex is because there's more to it. We only heard his side of the story, and that's the trouble with sometimes doing this, is that we never get the other person's side of the story, because if we do, then we don't get the honest answer from them on who they'll send the flowers to. Hannah, on the other hand, says you believe that there's somebody on the other end of this relationship, and you believe that that other person could be a doctor or somebody at the hospital?

Yes, yep. So I was telling her that I worked in the hospital for about 10 years, and our nurses and doctors were constantly cheating on their spouses with each other. People were sleeping with each other all over the place. Yeah, that's such a big thing. So I would not be surprised.

Really, explain this to me. The doctors, nurses, and what, other staff there?

Yep, and, like, nurse techs and lab assistants, different staff members. So many of them were constantly cheating on each other all the time.

Is it just like any other job where it's long hours being together?

Yeah, yep, that, yeah.

Yeah, okay. Well, that's interesting. So, I mean, listen, you hear the stories all the time of what occupations are the occupations where people cheat. And I think it was like.

Doctors, nurses on every single list.

And I think it was people who spend a lot of time together, like doctors, nurses, airline pilots, and flight attendants. You know what I mean? Police officers, firefighters. All right. Mojo in the Morning.

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Sucks outside. It sucks everywhere, though. You look at the temperature. It's like minus, what is it, teens right now? Minus teens, I believe.

The wind chill is, yeah.

And then you look everywhere. There's nowhere in the country this is like this total craziness that's going on right now where it's very, very cold. So they're getting snow. This is pretty wild. They're getting snow in Houston today. So they had to shut down all of the municipal systems down there. So there's no buses. There's no trains. There's no planes in and out. In New Orleans, there's snow. They said that if this would have happened in, what is it, February the, what is it, 9th or something like that? I think it is, the Super Bowl. They said if it happened during the Super Bowl.

It would remind them of when the Super Bowl was in Detroit, because remember, we had snow when the Super Bowl was in Detroit. Oh, six. Back when it was Seattle versus the Pittsburgh Steelers. Remember that? And that Super Bowl. All right. It's a mojo in the morning show. I love watching football games, though, that are there, as long as I'm not sitting in one. But did you watch the Eagles-Rams game and then that Buffalo and Ravens game where you couldn't even see, like, the lines? You couldn't see the markers or anything like that?

Somebody told me that the Buffalo Bills fans are the ones that come in and shovel the field. Yeah.

Is that true? Yeah, they do. They do that. That is crazy. It is. In Green Bay, too. They pay you to come and do it.

I just, I guess I still don't understand why you would have an outdoor stadium.

Their new stadium is going to be amazing. It's football.

I know, but it's dumb. I can't see anything.

Their new stadium is not going to have that. So their new stadium is going to have heated, it's going to be, there's a thermal heating, Literally, like that sweeper thing I just played, Thermo Audio Technology, it's like a heated thing where the seats and the sections will all heat, and it will melt it.

Oh.

Yeah. That's good. So, it's going to be kind of cool, but that's not opening, I don't think, for some time. What do you guys have after the show? Are the kids at home right now, Shannon, just kind of like hanging out? Are they with you this week?

No, they're with Dad. They're with Dad this week. I have an appointment after the show, and then I have to drive west to the airport right away. Aw. Yeah.

Josiah with you, Cav. Bruh.

Josiah gets more excited for these type of days when he doesn't have to go to school than he is at Christmas. When I showed him the text message that popped up. It's the best. Because they sent it in two separate text messages. We didn't get the both you're off Tuesday and Wednesday text message in a sandwich at one time. We got them separately. Showed him the Tuesday message. He was jumping for joy, going crazy. Then I showed him. And I told him, hey, Josiah, come here. Read this. And he tries to read it by us. I'm like, read it out loud.

He's giggling. He's like, let's go.

He's so hyped not to have to go to school. Oh, God. Do you remember when you would get a snow day and how excited you were? I used to be more excited when I was at my grandmother's house. I used to have more friends at my grandma's house and on my block. My block, my neighborhood, my mama didn't really want me to go outside like that. But on grandma's house, we had more people, more environment. My grandma had more, you know, like, respect in the area. Oh, my God. It used to be. Snow angel. Price is right. Yes. Price is right. Campbell's noodle soup and my snow suit. And we go outside and have a ball.

It was the best. But when it's a cold day, even though I'm so happy that, like, I would be so happy we didn't have school, but you can't go play in the snow necessarily, you know? Yeah, snow snow outside. It's too cold. My mom wouldn't let me school outside.

Some parents are evil. They're like, they should get their kids taken away from them. They're like, I don't want your ass in my house, dirty in the house. I don't care if you go outside and you lose a nose.

I don't even let my dogs go outside for more than one minute. Like, I see them pee, and I'm like, okay, come back in. I'm so scared.

But if your kids are a-holes, you throw them outside, and you say, get out there a little bit. But, I always love when you see these little kids, and they got their snowsuits on, and they can't walk in their snowsuits. Oh, it's my favorite. Stuff, like mannequins.

They waddle.

All they got is their face popping through, like the baby's head coming out of the mom's vagina. I don't think that, but... That's what I look like. It's like a kid all wrapped up in that snowsuit there with the big old snow boots on. What is wrong with you? That's what it looks like. That was it. You can tell he's got his hands on his... I know, I'm coming out of Mom's vagina. Hold on a second here. Mom, you need to go to Be Waxed in Pontiac. Fight through the grass. Okay. This is too crazy here, Mom. Go over there and see the girls over at B-Wax. They're good people. By the way, are businesses closing today? Call us up if you're a business and your boss closed today. We want to know what businesses care about their employees. I'd like to know who closes on a day like today.

I really do.

I'd love to know what your boss is thinking. because it is nice that your boss cares about you that much that your boss would close on a day like today because it is so bad outside. We talked earlier this morning, and we weren't joking when we said this to you. We were convinced because we have good bosses here that they would have let the office staff. But maybe we complained so much this morning that Colleen and Tony got scared that we were going to get all crazy.

If nobody came in the building, my money would be on Brendan to come. I feel like Brendan isn't missing any days, bro.

yeah he's kind of he is the guy that would uh that would do it uh i got a couple stories i wanted to get to that i didn't hear shannon doing the dirty that i thought were pretty funny did you guys hear the story

about the Starbucks barista who was attacked by a monkey that jumped through the drive-thru window.

What? Oh, God.

A Starbucks employee in Mobile, Alabama required stitches and a vaccination last week after a customer's pet monkey leaped through the window when the driver was trying to get their drink. The attack reportedly ended by when the co-worker grabbed the animal and threw it back out the driver's window. The owner of the animal could face charges for this happening. The employee who is attacked remains unnamed, sustained bite marks on their hands and lacerations to their air, which will require stitches. Who's driving with a pet monkey in their car?

Who has a pet monkey?

I don't know. There's crazy. Like, what is that all about? Crazy. Michael Jackson, the law. Not so clever. A woman hides her drugs in a bag labeled, ready for this? Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Oh, Jesus. The Florida woman had the bag there, was arrested, and then released from jail 10 days earlier for drug charges. She had methamphetamines, needles, Narcan, digital scale, small baggies.

Jesus Christ, I've met some dumb bastards in my time.

Cut straws and other drug paraphernalia inside this bag. She was pulled over, and the canine was the one that did the search of the car and then found that bag with that printed on top of that bag. She was a dealer. That's like a lot of, you know. Yeah, she was moving. She wasn't just using. She's a dealer, and she is not very smart. We were talking about Shannon not letting her dogs go out for a couple minutes. for any pet owners and this one's for all the pet owners like myself shannon megan uh kp's got a cat right uh lydia you've got uh the dog that tongue always hangs out of the tongue do you guys know how much on average a pet owner spends a year on their their animal how much would you think that a pet owner spends on their animal least 5 000 i would say

like $1,500.

Shannon's a little closer than Megan. I'm going to go for $300. Kevin's close too. Coraline, by the way, must be getting... What's Coraline getting for $5,000?

Medical bills. That was my fault.

On average, the average person spends $2,085.60 on their pets in 2024.

I spent more than that on medical bills last year. Did you not get the insurance? She has a lot of health issues. No, she did. She has a lot of health issues. I did not realize it when I got her. That it was going to be such a problem. She's very expensive.

Is that just that breed of dog?

Yeah.

They're saying that decline in financial preparedness for people to have animals and then pet emergencies have led to more animals being dropped off at shelters. And it's become an issue. More and more people are declining the opportunity to have pet insurance, like Megan was talking about, which I always wondered, does it really help to have the pet insurance?

No, because you still have to pay it up front. They reimburse you on the back end. Yeah.

That is not helpful. See, it did help me when I had it. And now I have it for the Pup for Bo through iHeart. They offer it. And it's significantly cheaper than getting it through the vet. But I let it go on Charlie, my older dog, and I wish I wouldn't have.

Yeah, but I don't understand how it's supposed to be helpful. If you have a big, you're trying to avoid giant medical bills with it. But you still have to pay it up front.

Yeah.

So it doesn't get you out of a bad financial situation.

which is super frustrating uh fed up a woman gives her boyfriend of seven years a deadline to propose this is on reddit a woman upset that her boyfriend of seven years hasn't proposed so she gave him an ultimatum she wrote i gave him a deadline of proposing by april 1st 2025 april fool's day of course all days i made him aware that i will be leaving on that day if he doesn't do some type of a move, making people then all say this relationship is not going to last. More people are saying, I have no idea what you're thinking. Maybe this is a joke in itself, but April Fool's Day is not going to get you the proposal. Yeah, no. And then other people saying that they think that giving the ultimatum is the right thing. They gave an ultimatum on average about one in four people say that they would not last more than three years

without a proposal coming see i was gonna say i think the ultimatum is a really terrible idea to me it's already a red flag that it's been seven years especially if they're not if they're not super young like if they're high school college

whatever okay part of that i get that but to me i'm not giving an ultimatum i want you to want to

propose to me i think in certain situations we look at the guy as the problem i think some situation you know whatever if it's same sex marriage whatever case may be but just speaking you know guys and girls i think so oftentimes we look at the guy as the problem when i think sometimes the women need to understand what you're willing to tolerate and what you're willing to put up with if it's getting to a point where you got to give somebody an ultimatum and you have an

conversation probably should end the relationship already yeah uh most trending today uh over the course of of twitter is uh the first lady's hat that hat has been most trending second most trending lauren sanchez's breasts and what she wore the inappropriateness what she wore by the

way to the ball was beautiful and she wore yes also zuckerberg's trending too which is funny

because people are saying that they caught their significant other doing the same exact thing, checking out somebody else's cleavage.

Did you look at RFK when she turned around and how he looked at her?

No, did he give her a look too?

Yeah, you got to look at it. He got a longer look.

Did he go, hey, how you doing? I can't get past that voice. I can't get past it. How about, oh, this is trending. Ben Campbell, or I'm sorry, Dan Campbell and the Lions are trending today and him crying. We talked about that earlier this morning. And Ben Johnson, now Chicago Bears. That gets officially announced today, I believe, right? That will be official by the Bears. They'll bring him in and do an announcement. Oh, who are the Lions going to pick if they lose, which they're going to? They're obviously losing Ben Johnson, their offensive coordinator. But it looks like they're going to lose their defensive coordinator, too. A lot of people are saying that Dearborn's very own Robert Sala might come to the Lions, which would be kind of cool. here's what dan campbell had to say about picking a new offensive coordinator oh hold on i got it why is it not working here why is it not playing through the thing let me uh let me see if this

will apply hold on oh here i'm gonna be involved no matter what um because i think that's best for our offense but also you know golf this thing is set up for golf to have success with our playmakers st brown or running backs the old line whole deal jmo um and so i i want to keep that in place I want to keep our terminology in place. And I want to make sure that Goff is comfortable because he's playing at a high level.

You know what I heard somebody actually say, which I thought was interesting? I heard, I think it might have been one of the national sports guys like Dan Patrick or somebody like that, said the Lions should have had Dan Campbell move to the front office and made Ben Johnson the head coach of the team to keep him here for Jared Goff, which would have been an interesting play in itself. But, I mean, I think Dane Campbell's head coach all the way. But if you could try to keep him, because we talked about that, that that would be so amazing. What's up, Ken? How you doing? It's Mojo in the morning. What's going on, buddy? Line number seven there, Zach. What's going on, Ken? What's happening, Mojo? Hi, bud. What's happening, man?

Just calling in to say I spend closer to, like, $3,500 a year on my dog.

What kind of dog do you have?

She's a Staffshire Terrier.

You feeding that dog steak and potatoes? What are you feeding that dog?

I mean, she gets groomed bi-weekly, but I get to write it all off. She's a guard dog for the business. Oh.

That's different.

It's groomed. So, like, even you with your two, having an LLC, you could write off Louie and your other dog.

Man, I'm telling you, at this point, I'd like to give him away, but don't tell Chelsea. That's wild that you can write them off. Maggie, that's an interesting one. You should think about that with Coraline. Coraline is a character on the Mojo in the Morning Show. We talk about Coraline all the time.

I write off all three. Amber. I post on my social.

What's up, Amber? How you doing? It's Mojo in the Morning. What's going on?

Hey, I'm good. I just wanted to say good morning to you guys, and I know you guys are about to wrap up, but I wanted to say that Kev's laugh earlier when you were talking about how kids are bundled up. His laugh is so dang contagious. I'll tell you what, it made my whole day. I love you.

We got to laugh more.

We got to laugh more in this world. That's right. People need to laugh. It's the best medicine. That's right.

You are sweet for saying that. Thank you for calling. Sometimes you don't hear this stuff, but you'll hear somebody that will say something later. And it's nice that you guys are doing it. It makes waking up this early in the morning feel so good. So we appreciate you.

Hey, can I make a shout out? Yes. uh i want to shout out the tecumseh area i'm a postal worker and i'm out in the cold carrying your mail what

are you guys not off today that's the dumbest thing we can go a day without our mail that's crazy that's their creed well y'all have a good day love you guys we love you guys have a great one be safe we'll see you guys back here tomorrow listen to the podcast the war of the roses and more up on our mojo in the morning podcast iheart radio uh also chelsea and i did our we don't podcast that will be up there too uh it's a podcast that we did on uh unconditional love versus conditional love. Go check it out. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Have a great day. Goodbye, all. Kevin, give us a laugh. There it is.

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