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This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo. Mojo. This show's up.

And the Rockets red glare.

You're not being logical is what I'm saying.

This is like an orgasm and a cop.

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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show oh gosh i i it's funny because i don't know if people will actually you make comments or don't make comments but then finally kp just came in and goes what happened to your beard i ended up shaving my beard off and I've only done this I think I think this might be only the second time in the last 10 years or so that I've been beardless but I made a huge mistake Mike I know you know the feeling of this one what'd you do I bought a razor I bought a new one I bought a new manscaper I bought the shaver one I don't even know what the heck they call it they actually have a funny name for it That was my first time using it, and I had it on its lowest setting, not realizing that the lowest, well, I mean, I mean, lowest setting. I mean, the lowest amount of inches off or hair it should have taken off my face. Well, I didn't realize that the lowest setting was basically what you're looking at right now. Oh, man. It took it all up. It wasn't a trimmer. It was a beard, basically, shaver. I've done that before, and I know the panic that goes into it the second you do it, too, because there's no coming back from it. You know what it is? It's like you cut the lawn, and when you cut the lawn and you realize you ran over a sprinkler head or something like that, and you're like, crap, and then you're trying to figure out.

like what you're going to do to try to fix, you know, that whole thing. Well, that's pretty much what I did. And so then you're like, okay, well, do I then try to do a goatee? And I'm like, I can't do a goatee because goatees equal creepy. And listen, I had them for years. And honestly, they were creepy. I look back at the pictures of them. You would not want me around a playground of little children. It would look very bad. All you need is a white truck and me and a big old bag of candy. It would be bad.

There was a place of time for them, but that time is not now. Goatee.

Goatee is the only person that can have a goatee is Shamar Moore. Oh, he can have anything. Yeah. He can have a goatee if he wants to. Yeah. He can be hairless. He could have hair all over the place. He could do anything.

How long is it going to take you to grow your beard back?

Well, the stubble came back pretty much in a day. Yeah. I was going to say, you got stubble this morning. So I got a little stubble going. So I don't think I can get to the length that I was at, because that length that I was at, I didn't shave since November. I did a no-shave November, and then I kind of got a little bushy, and it was bad. Can I tell you the reason why I trimmed it? Friday night, we went out to eat, and we ate at an Italian restaurant, and we did pasta and stuff. And I walked out of the restaurant, and I looked in the mirror when I got into the car, and I had spaghetti sauce all in my beer.

And you thought, it's time.

And I looked, and I'm like, why didn't anybody not, or nobody said anything to me? And it was a, we had a group of people that was with us. We went with some friends, and we had friends in town and stuff. And I'm like, what the hell is going on? Why would you guys not say anything to me? And we should have, I should have probably kept it. And then what I should have done is not taking a shower or anything all weekend. And then had you guys guess what I ate over the weekend just by smelling my beard.

Oh, my God.

Would that not be fun?

Are you trying to make us vomit this early in the morning?

Guess what's in Mojo's beard? Remember we used to do the contest? Guess which in Spike's pants?

Yes. That was a contest.

I do. But it was actually just a pair of your pants would put stuff in it.

Some things don't need to come back.

I know. KP gave me a very nice compliment, though. She said, I look younger without my beard. And when you say younger, she goes, a little younger. A little? Yeah. She goes, you look a little younger. I'm like, thank you.

Yeah. To be fair, I came in here and I was like, I wasn't all rude. I was like, did you shave your beard? I think Lydia was the one that was like, look him out, Joe.

Does it look off? He looks like a baby. Thank you. That's much better than a little younger. That was much better than that. But I'm going to tell you the other thing, too. It's cold without the thing.

Is that legit?

I'm not kidding you when I say that. First off, we went and visited the campus of Michigan State University where Luke is going to be going, our son. and Saturday might have been one of the coldest days I've ever had because for 90 minutes, we were outside walking the campus. I did 10,002 steps in 90 minutes. First off, I've done 10,000 steps, but I've done it usually over the course of a day. It was 90 minutes. I was like, oh, my God, my legs were about to fall off. But, yeah, it was really, really cold. And it was, can I ask this question? What is the deal with kids not wearing coats?

I noticed that about your picture.

If you go back, if you look at the Instagram or Facebook photo of my wife, Chelsea, my son, Luke, and myself, you see Chelsea and I so bundled up, like to the point that we look like we're, you know, in Alaska, which it was virtually Alaska, it was East Lansing. And then you look at Luke, and Luke's wearing like a flannel or something. Open. Unbuttoned. It was craziness.

I posted last week when it hit zero, I posted something about still my teenagers won't wear their coat. I don't think I've ever gotten so much response from an Instagram story in the last year because it's something universal. Every parent has gone through this trying to get your teenager to put a damn coat on.

Not even teenager. Any age. Eight and five. And still, we walked into the mall on Saturday night, and both of my kids weren't wearing coats. They didn't want to. And I'm like, you don't understand. All the other moms are going to look at mom and think she's a bad mom because you two are not wearing coats.

Yeah, you know what? And that's the thing. I think that parents, all the parents. I don't care if they're warm or not.

It's the judgment piece.

These people, if they're listening, they have to call us up. There was a family from West Bloomfield, also where we're from, that walked up to Chelsea and asked where we were from. And Chelsea goes, oh, we're from Michigan. And they said, oh, really? And they were, like, shocked. Oh, really? And then she said, you know, oh, why? And she goes, well, what part of us? Michigan. She goes, oh, my God, we're from there. We thought for sure that you guys were from California and didn't know how cold it was going to be here. And it was funny because our friends were from California, and they brought better coats than Luke actually took with us to go on campus. This is Kelly.

Post, who's a Mojo in the Morning follower on our social media, says, I love that mom is bundled up in a cute little Eskimo outfit. Dad's got winter gloves and a warm coat, and Luke's like, I'm good. T-shirt open. He is ready to be a Sparty. That was the other thing, too. I noticed a lot of, there was college students that were so prepared. They were like in their big, you know, North Face jackets, puffy coats, all this stuff. And then there were some like Luke And the ones that were like Luke Are carrying a case of Bush beer Or something Walking down the street

I'm like oh my god How much MSU stuff did you guys come home with I really wanted a picture so bad That's why he wasn't wearing a coat He had that shiny new state shirt on

He had to show off

I should actually show you guys I think it was Chelsea Or her friend Leah Took a picture of all of us carrying bags of of you know merch down like everything like because it's funny because both of the boys were justifying it by saying they're going there and then both of the dads and then here's the greatest i i go and reach up and i grab one and the shirt says and i i said because our friends it's a really wild story i'll explain later today but our our friend's son is also going they're from california chelsea's best friend from first grade on so i pick up the shirt that says ms msu dad and i go Dennis what do you think he was so into it The moms were like I will never wear a shirt that says MSU mom I will never do it And then I picked up MSU grandpa And I'm like I'm going to wear this one I think it would be just funny Then everybody like you know KP will be like Wow you look young You're a grandpa I always think you look young Thank you KP thank you now she's trying To be nice you can't make nice after that Comment earlier that but young grandpa That's right hi George what's going on

I tell you guys And, you know, I'm not a coat wearer even now, but I, for years, I can't even tell you how long, I wore shorts 24-7, didn't make any difference what time of year it was. And it's kind of hard to enforce the rule of, no, you can't wear shorts, son, when your dad is, you know?

Yeah, so you're that guy. I remember we used to work with one of those guys that would wear cargo shorts year-round and flip-flops or slides.

Well, and now my son wears shorts. They'll be going outside. I'm like, man, aren't you going to put pants on? He's heading to the gym. And he says, no, I'm fine. I'm like, eh.

Yeah.

Okay.

That, I would say, is the only time that you can get away with wearing just shorts. If you're going to a gym and you're going to go work out, but when you leave there, you better have something prepared, like a car warmer or something, right?

Yeah, when it's minus 20, I mean, even going is cold.

But was it just me or did yesterday feel like it was like 60 degrees?

It did. My house was finally warm because I battled all day Friday, Saturday, my house being so crazy. I could not crank my thermostat high enough.

Yeah, it was really nice. I mean, actually, it was kind of a bummer for me because I had a lot of stuff I wanted to do inside of the house. My dogs, all they wanted to do was be outside of the house. Cam, what's going on? Good morning.

Congratulations to your future Sparty.

Ah, thank you.

So my daughter is in her first year at MSU, and same thing, she would never wear a coat. In October, she called me and asked me for a coat for an early Christmas gift because it was so cold. Walking back and forth to classes and going to the football games, she was absolutely frozen all the time.

You know what? That has to be, right? Once they start and they realize, it doesn't make a difference what you look like when you're having to walk, you know, from point A to point B.

Yeah. My daughter said she was walking like four and a half miles a day, and she was absolutely proud of me. Oh, wow.

That campus is so big. You know, it's funny. I've gone to Michigan State to a ton of football games and a ton of basketball games over the years, but I usually just go, park, and then leave. I've never been on the campus to realize, and they told us in the tour that we did, it's the largest campus in the country, largest square footage of land that's in the country because it was originally an agricultural college. I paid attention.

I did. I learned the bus route real fast.

Can I tell you what I wanted to do? And I thought this would have been so funny. And I thought if I videotaped this, we would have been able to get good social posts on it. Or, you know, social interaction on it. Here I am speaking this, like all the speakeys. I listen to our bosses, too. So everybody's in a room, an auditorium, waiting to go on the tour. And there's, like, hundreds of people that are there. So I said to Dennis, I go, who's our friend? Let's go up in front. We're going to walk up in front. And we're going to go, hey, how you doing? I'm Dennis. Hi, I'm Tom. Just wanted to welcome you guys here to Michigan State. Spartys. We love you guys. This is going to be so much fun. By the way, we're the dads of those two guys over there.

Oh my god, Luke would have killed you. He would have died.

We should have pretended we were going to the bathroom and doing it, and we didn't do it because the girl then came up there right away and she goes, hi.

welcome here and i'm like going it would have been so great because everybody would have paid

attention thinking that we were i just remember those college tours with natalie and every walk from the car to the auditorium would be like dad just don't talk dad you don't remember you don't have to ask a question dad it's okay dad just just let let's let everyone else ask questions

that's what luke was like too luke was but dennis is equally me luke thought he's funny because he's not his dad but i'm not right like i would i would use yeah you don't get credit even when you are

funny which you know is all the time to me it's just natalie doesn't recognize my brilliance uh

carrie what's happening hi i was just calling to say that my husband wears short sleeves shirts and shorts and sandals even if it's negative degrees out in snow yeah we went to walmart in town and this little girl at walmart looks at her mom and she says it's not summertime and then her and my husband had a little argument about it being warm out

Do you find what he's doing to be not very smart?

I do, but he doesn't care. He still does it. Oh, my God, you idiot.

Yeah. You know what? The worst is when you get locked out of your car and you're dressed like that.

Oh, yeah. He walks through town like that.

That's crazy.

Like out in the freezing cold. I'm like, you're crazy. It's freezing. He's like, it's not cold.

I always wonder if those people have like a different kind of like blood circulation. You know? There's something to them.

Well, he said he was in the Navy and was in the cold.

Oh, that's wild. Well, you know, hey, thank you for serving. Thanks for the call. I appreciate it.

Yep.

All right. I want to get the show started. Got a lot of stuff to talk about. The Grammys last night, the feuds, who won, who didn't win, who should have won, all that crap.

We didn't want to be there. Who didn't want to be there? Very obviously.

It's Mojo in the Mornings back in the day.

Let's go.

Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

All happened in the same year. Do you guys remember Chris Crocker?

Leave Britney alone.

Yep.

Please.

Went viral to support Britney Spears. It was the year that former Vice President Al Gore was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize for climate change.

Climate crisis, a thread that is real, rising, imminent, and universal. Once again, it is the 11th hour.

And the big song? Justin Timberlake. What goes around comes around. What year was this? We'll set you up with the prize. Good luck.

In what year did that crap happen? Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548. We gonna take you back in the... It's Mojo in the morning, back in the day. Tell us when this stuff happened.

Leave Britney alone. Chris Crocker, became one of the most viral videos.

Leave Britney alone, please.

It happened in this year. Vice President Al Gore won a Nobel Peace Prize for climate change.

Climate crisis, a threat that is real, rising, imminent, and universal.

And the big song, Justin Timberlake. Goes around, comes around, all happened in the same year. What year was that, Sam?

2007.

It was. Congratulations to you. What gave it away?

The Criss Cracker. I don't think I could ever forget that video.

Yeah, that was great. Did Criss Cracker make any money off of that? Was there any... Because I know that there was a talk that he ended up making a ton of money or something.

I don't know. I'll give it to she now. Oh, really? Okay.

So did she make any money off of that?

Kara Cunningham is now her name.

I feel like it launched her online personality career I don't know if that made her any money but she's made some money

and we're still yelling that leave Brittany alone we got tickets by the way Sam a pair of tickets to go to Astronomicon happening March 3rd through 5th at Burton Manor tickets are available right now at Astronomicon.com what's Astronomicon?

it's kind of like Comic Con Is it? Yeah, a very similar convention. A lot of characters, a lot of people in cosplay, a lot of stars signing autographs.

Oh, cool. We're going to have that all this week. So if you want to win tickets to that, listen for the back of the day. Have a great week, Sam. Thanks. You too. Take care. As we get ready to talk about the Grammys and Taylor Swift, all I kept thinking of myself last night was everybody that wants to go see Taylor has to listen 630 and 930. We're going to do text for Taylor right now. Text Taylor to 95500 for a chance to win. Text Taylor 95500 so that you could be going in June to see Taylor Swift standard text and data race to apply. Now with all the Grammy and news. and gossip. What's going on, Shannon?

We'll do it all morning. Yeah, the 65th Grammy Awards went down last night. Lots of big moments throughout the evening, before, after, during, to talk about. By winning Best Electronic Dance Album, midway through the ceremony, Beyonce, bringing her career total to a record 32. Grammys Record of the Year went to Lizzo for about damn time.

I wanted to make the world a better place, so I had to be that change to make the world a better place. And now I look around and there's all these songs that are about loving our bodies and feeling comfortable in our skin. And I'm just so proud to be a part of it.

Kim Petras became the first openly transgender woman to win a Grammy. Best pop duo group performance for her and Sam Smith's song Unholy. Viola Davis taking home best audio book recording, making her the 18th ever EGOT winner. Kendrick Lamar, yeah, picking up a major trifecta with best rap album song and performance. The night's top honor album of the year went to Harry Styles for Harry's house. And a 78-year-old Harry superfan from Ontario, Canada got to present him with a trophy.

You can read it.

Harry Styles! She's so cute. She's so cute.

People not happy. Man, um, I've been so inspired by every artist in this category with me at a lot of different times in my life. I've listened to everyone in this category when I'm alone and you know whose behavior

we don't repeat? Kanye West. Stop acting like Kanye.

Right? It's so important for us to remember that there is no such thing as best in music. I don't think any of us sit in the studio thinking, making decisions based on what is going to get us one of these. This doesn't happen to people like me very often, and this is so, so nice. Thank you very, very much.

I mean, online, Beyonce fans are literally demanding a recount.

Megan, you have to choose.

Oh, Harry, I love Beyonce.

No, no, no.

Oh, no. No.

Really? I thought for sure that you would choose Beyonce because you're gearing up for the Beyonce concert tickets.

Okay, don't get me... I love Beyonce. I love that Beyonce came out with an album targeted towards queer culture. I think it's amazing. I think Harry's House was one of the best albums we've had in a really, really, really long time.

He took a fair share of love online. Very well-deserved, but...

Next hour, you're going to talk about her being late, too? I thought that was actually... Oh, yeah, that's a great story. Interesting, yeah.

This hour, I want to talk about Ben Affleck, because while Jennifer Lopez looked like she was having a pretty damn good time at the Grammys last night, well, her husband looked like he wanted to be somewhere, anywhere, but the Grammy Awards. Ben Affleck actually trending on Twitter with fans claiming he was real bored. One comment said, however bad of a day you're having, I promise you're not as miserable as Ben Affleck at the Grammys right now.

There's something going on with those guys, huh?

Yeah, he looked angry. Maybe he's drinking again.

Maybe not those guys, maybe just him, but I don't know.

I mean, she was, and like when Bad Bunny was on, she was screaming for him in Puerto Rico and he was rolling his eyes and like looking for the door. It was bad. I hope it's really just a Super Bowl commercial for Dunkin' Donuts. It's like, he'll be really happy after he's done. Oh my gosh, Mike.

Pre-Grammys, Kevin Costner, honoring music exec Clive Davis at Clive's annual pre-Grammys gala that always happens at the Beverly Hilton Hotel, that was Saturday evening, took the moment to thank Clive for providing guidance to Whitney Houston during their collaboration on The Bodyguard back in the 90s.

How do any three people find each other in this world? I don't know. In this business. The truth is, it really doesn't matter who we are or where we begin. It's only about the intersection, how we come together and what we make of that fateful union.

He said neither one of us in the end could protect Whitney. He said you were a miracle in her life. Thank you for being her bodyguard, Clive. Remember, Whitney died on the night of Clive's pre-Grammy gala back in 2012. This is Jennifer Hudson also paying her respects to Whitney Houston. She's amazing, by the way. Oh, my God, yes. She's just incredible.

She'd know Beyonce, and Beyonce got robbed last night.

Tom Brady's Florida home is available to rent for a cool $60,000.

$60,000 a month.

Oh, my God. The waterfront home. $60,000 a month.

Yeah, the waterfront home on Davis Island. You better not leave that house.

If you pay $60,000 a month for a place, you better never take a vacation and go out of town. You better live there forever.

6,500 square feet, six bedrooms, six and a half bathrooms. It's got a pool, wine cellar, elevator, a four-car garage, a private dock, and a boat lift. Oh, my God. And the Powerball jackpot grew to an estimated $747 million. Nobody won Saturday night. I think it's tonight is the next one.

It used to be that we would love that when it happened. Winner, winner.

It used to be news when it happened once every three years. Now it's once every three weeks.

I know.

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on mojointhemorning.com.

Get more dirt at mojointhemorning.com. And another world-famous phone scam happens in minutes. know some crap about some people win some free crap the 5 at 6.55 comes up in minutes on Mojo in the Morning

Mojo in the Morning we do a phone scam our first of the morning and then listen another one coming up at 7.50 right now one of my favorites Ali he's the dispatcher at the cab company Spike called him up and scammed him in what could be one of the most classic phone scams ever about his smelly cab. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

You're home with the phone scams.

Hi, baby. Can I ask you a question?

This is Mojo in the Morning.

Can I help you? Yeah, let me speak to someone of authority because I've got a complaint to file. Where are you calling from? I'm calling from the hospital. I'm in the hospital because of one of your drivers. Okay. Who's this? What is his cab number? I don't know the cab number. I blacked out. Was it you driving? How come you won't tell me your name? I have never smelled... Listen to this. I almost came very close to dying of asphyxiation because your driver smelled so bad. I got put in the hospital. I've never smelled a more hard human stench in my life.

Where did we pick you up? Where did he pick you up?

I don't even know who I'm talking to. What part of complaint don't you understand, jackass? What's your name? Where did he pick you up at? At the airport.

And where did he drop you?

I got off the side of the road. I didn't even get all the way to work. I get out of the cab. I'm paying him, which I never should have done in the first place. I collapsed and I passed out from the smell. I hit my head on the fire plug on the side of the road. Where did you get my number? I got your number from the sign in the a***** airport. Then just go to the major... What are you, Superman? man. You won't tell me your identity. Go to the emergency room and take care of yourself. I'm in the hospital already. You don't listen to a word I say. I'm in the hospital. I woke up this morning in the hospital. I got 29 stitches in my head. I got a fractured skull, a myocardio fractaliation or something like that. I got an impacted number four, number five vertebrae, detached retina, bruising, simple halitosis, gingivitis, and all this other stuff. You might as well die over there. Oh, I'm glad you're getting a good kick at us. I hit my head on the fire plug, lights out, unconscious, goodnight. Did somebody push you? You don't understand what I'm saying. Your driver stunk so bad I passed out. Were you drunk? No, I'm sober. Were you an a**hole? Do you encourage your drivers to bathe? You have to stop drinking.

That's what happens when you drink too much.

You know, you're a rotten turd. You're really making me feel bad about myself. You got to tell you guys, they could peel paint off the walls because they smell so bad.

Do you smoke weed or something? How can you just black out and fall down and hit your head?

Your driver had the horrid human stench of dead skunks in the road. It ain't funny, ch**ks. I hit my head on the fire plug. 29 stitches.

Sorry, okay? Tell them to... No, you're not sorry.

If you're sorry, you'd be apologizing and you'd be asking for the spelling of my last name to write me a f***ing check for the medical expenses.

I'm not writing nothing down.

You are, and I'm coming down to pick it up as soon as I get out of the hospital.

You better come here. I have to take an alcohol test to make sure you are not drunk. Who? Breath lighter test to make sure you are not drunk.

A breathalyzer test. You do a breathalyzer test on that driver of yours, it's going to break the f***ing machine. Let me tell you something, I met animals at the zoo that smelled better than that a**hole. It ain't funny, you sit in the car with them with the windows rolled up. My eyes were watering. What is your phone number? My phone number is 686-1-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0.

Okay, and your name?

My name's Seymour Skinner, S as in smelly, K-I-N as in nasal abuse, E as in O, God, it stinks, and R as in wretched. What were you doing at the airport? What the hell business is that of yours? I should have been buying one of those little pine tree air fresheners for the driver. So what do you want me to do for you today? I want a check for my medical expenses, and I want a friendly smile and an apology.

Okay. I have to investigate this, and I'll get back to you.

That investigation will take 20 seconds. Go smell the cabs. Yeah, all I have to do is, you know, find which driver. I want you to apologize to me right now. Huh? I want your apology. I don't even know if you're lying to me. Who the hell would make up something like this?

We live in a dangerous world out there.

Dangerous for passengers without a can of Lysol in their luggage. Yeah. You didn't even tell me your name. I don't even know who I'm talking to. You want to know my name? Yeah, I want to know your name. My name is Jack. Oh, I see how this is going to be. Oh, my God. Well, if your name is ****, then let me just say this. You've just been phone scammed, jack ****.

We will, we will scam you. If I could say anything I wanted to, I'd say that was **** funny **** right there. I don't care who you are. It's the home of the world-famous phone scams, Mojo in the Morning. It's Mojo in the Morning's 5 at 6.55.

So we are starting off week number three of champion Kimberly on with us. She will be going for her 11th win in a row. Welcome back, Kimberly. How was the weekend?

It was good. How was yours?

It was very busy, a little exhausting, but also very emotional and monumental. But you probably don't want to hear about that. I'll tell you on the air. I'm happy to have you back, so this is actually pretty cool. You started on a Monday, and let's see if you can complete a total of 15 and win all this week. Your challenger is Jamie. Jamie and Kimberly, say hello to each other. Hi.

Hi, Jamie.

Nice to have both you guys on. I'm going to lock you up in a soundproof area. Kimberly, we'll talk to you guys in a second. Jamie, five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Where are you from?

Muskegon.

Beautiful place. We're going to set you up with a prize today. If you lose to Kimberly, you do not want this prize. I'm not saying it's a bad prize, but I'm just saying you want to win, right?

Absolutely.

All right, here we go. Question number one. After Robert Glasper won the award for Best R&B Album at the Grammy Awards last night, this under-the-influence singer took to IG to be a sore loser writing, bro who the f is this alongside a photo of the artist who beat him out for the trophy who is that um three seconds i'm gonna have to pass question number two nfl star jason gelsey and his wife kylie are expecting their third child together and since it's very possible they could give birth at the super bowl she is bringing her obgyn to the game what team does jason gelsey play for the chief question number three fans are upset uh that this younger brother of nick from the backstreet boys was left out of the in memoriam segment segment last night at the grammys fans are upset that this younger brother of nick from the backstreet boys was left out of the In Memoriam segment at the Grammys last night? What's his name? Oh, my goodness. Question number four. You'll get this one, I think. More than 25 years after the Titanic release, director James Cameron is taking a scientific look back on whether Jack, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, would have lived if he climbed on that door with Rose at the end of the movie. Who played Rose?

Oh, my gosh.

Do you remember that movie, Titanic?

Three seconds.

I don't remember her name.

Too much time. And last question. Let's get this one right. You can get this one.

I hope Kevin Costner's Kevin Costner's speech at Clive Davis's pre-Grammy party honoring Whitney Houston has gone viral. What was the name of the movie that Kevin and Whitney starred in together? Bodyguard. Oh, thank God. Yeah. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. Okay. Hold on a second here.

She still earns a drop. Jamie got one out of five. Oh, come on. That's it.

Why are the pretty ones always so dumb? Oh, my God. Kimberly, here we go. You're going to win this thing. You're going to probably get five out of five. Question number one. After Robert Glasper won the award for best R&B album at the Grammy Awards last night, this under-the-influence singer took to Instagram to be a sore loser, writing, bro, who the F is this? Alongside a photo of the artist who beat him out for the trophy.

Chris Brown.

Yes, Chris Brown. Dang it.

One to nothing.

By the way, I kind of agree with Chris Brown. Who the F is that? I don't even know who it is.

He's performed on a million people's records.

Question number two. NFL star Jason Gelsey and his wife Kylie are expecting their third child together, and since it's very possible that they'll give birth at the Super Bowl, she is bringing her OBGYN to the big game. What team does Jason Gelsey play for?

Um, Chief?

Nope. Both of you guys said that. That's his brother. Yeah. He plays for the Philadelphia Eagles. Still 1-0. Question number three. Fans were upset that this younger brother of Nick from the Backstreet Boys was left out of the In Memoriam segment at the Grammys. Aaron Carter. Yes. How did they leave him out?

They miss a couple big ones every year.

Question number four. More than 25 years after Titanic's release, the director, James Cameron, is taking a scientific look back on whether Jack, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, would have lived if he climbed on that door with Rose at the end of the movie. Who played Rose? Kate Winslet. Yes. 3-0. And for an almost perfect score, Kevin Costner's speech at Clive Davis' pre-Grammys party honoring Whitney Houston has gone viral. What was the name of the movie that Kevin and Whitney starred in together? I don't know, Cap. You don't know the movie that Kevin Costner and Whitney Houston, really? All right. The Bodyguard is the name of that movie. The Bodyguard. Final score? Three to one. Wow, it was closer than I thought it would be. Pulling teeth this morning. A 15-time champion almost and a rough Monday start. So does that mean that Kimberly is beatable this week? I just throw that out there. I pose it. Maybe these questions were a little tougher. We'll find out. I thought these were good questions. I thought, you know, I don't know. Easy, kind of. But I also had the answers. It's kind of like if I'm taking a test and I have the actual teacher's portion of the test, I would probably know the answers too. Congratulations to Jamie on getting through and being a contestant. You got a $50 DoorDash gift card. Enjoy that, okay? Thank you. All right. Hang on the phone for one second. We'll get you set up with that. Kimberly, tomorrow morning we'll see you at 6.55.

It's Mojo in the mornings. Five is 6.55. Five.

Did I say Kelsey instead of Kelsey? I don't know why you were doing it. I don't know why I did that. I just thought you were trying to be fancy. Why don't you guys correct me? I'm not going to stop the flow. Mike, say no, Kelsey. Oh, yeah, stop the flow. You want me to stop? Okay. Stop the flow. We had to stop the flow now. It would have been better to stop the flow then than stop the flow now. It just sounded like you had a stuffy nose. Kelsey. Kelsey. I don't know why I said it that way because I actually love Jason's brother. I like Travis a lot. I think he's a great tight end. But here we go. All right. Coming up this hour on the Mojo in the Morning Show, lots of Beyonce news for you. Shannon's got it in the dirty, so she's going to get into that coming up. A lot of news about her tour, but also a lot of news about the Grammys last night. People, you know, not happy about the Grammys. She did set a record, which was awesome. So she still got the record. But the big thing that I wanted to just mention briefly, and I know you'll talk more about it in The Dirty, is Beyonce and Jay-Z were late because they got stuck in traffic last night. And I want to know if they, when they get stuck in traffic and they're late to things, are they like we are? Because whenever I get stuck in traffic, my sphincter just gets tighter. I don't know what the story is. I just sweat.

I sweat through my clothes. I get so anxious about it. They arrived separately because Jay-Z did arrive just as the show was starting. She was about 45 minutes late, almost an hour late.

So it made me wonder, like, did they have a thing at home? Like, listen, I can't wait for you anymore. I'm just going to go. You get there when you get there.

But it usually is the wife that gets somewhere on time, and the husband doesn't come on time. Or vice versa? I don't know. What do you think? Because I'll tell you what. You think guys wait for their...

If she wasn't ready and he was ready, your only job is to sit there and wait, and you be late with your wife. You can't leave without her.

But he also had his performance. Maybe he was there for soundcheck earlier, and that's the reason why.

Hey, what's up? This is Beyonce. saying you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

All right, so I want to ask this question. What were you late for that was so important because you were stuck in traffic? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number because when we were giving birth to Jacob, Chelsea was almost late to get to the hospital. That was one of those moments. Well, she was almost late because we were trying to get there and we got stuck in traffic and she was like one of those things where she didn't think that she was going to like oh they're going to you know maybe induce me or whatever because she was starting to feel not so well but she almost got had the baby right there out on the road which would have been crazy. Like my sister. Yeah that's right your sister had a baby in the car. Yeah which comes to mind that when Joe was being born I got pulled off the air for Joe and that was a weird one too because all I kept thinking the whole time is you know how you do this when you have to leave to go to something you always stay at the station a little bit longer than you're supposed to you guys do this a lot like i do where you're here and you know you have to be at an appointment and stuff like that and you're like i got an appointment at 12 30 and you leave at 12 20 thinking you're gonna get 30 minutes away from here that was me and a time very late um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 or text 95500 how does Beyonce not have A police escort A police escort A presidential motorcade

That's the thing with LA

If you've never been to LA Worst traffic ever You think that there's bad traffic in our town Around certain areas During the afternoon rush hour Or morning rush hour That's like LA at 2am

I was out there a few weeks ago took me an hour and 15 minutes to go 10 miles it's crazy yeah the airport to hotel was exactly 10 miles it took us an hour and 15 minutes dorothy what were you late for a funeral oh jeez

horrible who's funeral one of my close good good friends and i didn't get to say my final goodbyes because as i was walking in they were walking out but i don't know if the funeral was like the blink of an eye but i was really sad about that because i was i woke up on time and i was trying to hurry up and watch out the house and yeah so that was an important event so yeah how

wait how late were you if the funeral was already over with you had to be really late i was about

like 45 minutes late oh my gosh wow yeah i was about 45 minutes late and i was not expecting

traffic on saturday morning could you ask them to dig the body back up just so you could say goodbye

I'm just wondering

You know what I mean? You could probably see what they say

But you know when they're about to close the box So I didn't get to

What's the hurry? The person's already dead Let you at least say goodbye

Maybe they had another funeral to do Do you remember when Spike did that When he did that phone scam And he was asking to borrow the U-Haul truck To go see everybody But he said

She almost gave it to me

yeah you guys have a good night we're gonna have both thank you i appreciate that when i'm late for something like if i like so today i was almost late because you know i get to the station like after five o'clock so i'm still here well before the time of our start but i made it a point of all right we're gonna you know uh kp lydia and i are gonna be here by 5 15 you know everybody else be here by 5 30 i'm sitting at starbucks picking up the order for everybody and as i'm getting the starbucks order the uh girl at starbucks is talking to me about her life story and i'm like i gotta go like i gotta i gotta get out of here but i don't want to cut it i don't want to cut it short i know i was i think it was the first one in the entire uh drive-thru line what's going

on karen what were you late for oh good morning i wasn't late at all but um the priest for our

wedding was late he was late for an hour oh my gosh did you look at that as a bad omen or you

think that's fine well you know what the thing was we were originally going to have it at 5 p.m

and then we switched it to 4 so he got goofed up but yeah my husband was nervous my dad when he actually brought me down the aisle said to the said well here she is finally

so everybody that was there at the church were probably all sitting in the pews for a while wondering is she got cold feet oh yeah i thought my mom

I thought my mom was going to have a stroke, but it gets funnier. My husband's name is Robert, and the priest kept calling him Bob. And all his relatives in California were like, who the hell is Bob? Oh, God. That's my story. We were there on time, but the priest goofed it up.

Oh, my God. Well, hey, how about this one? That's not as bad as Matt. Matt, what were you late for?

I was late for my wedding.

Oh.

I was getting a haircut and got stuck in traffic.

Oh, Matt. That's not good.

Did you get your hair cut like an hour before the wedding?

Well, I had to grab a couple extra things just for the reception, a couple extra decorations, and I figured while I was out, I'd get my hair cut. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.

How long? Well, it's probably still happening. I bet your wife's still bringing that up, isn't she?

Oh, yeah. They were waiting on me.

Yep. Oh, man. Grace, you were late for the birth of your own baby?

Yes, I was. Unfortunately, it was my third child, and I labored at home, and at the last minute we are driving to Commerce to deliver, and we get in an elevator at the hospital, and this gentleman's arguing with my husband about wanting to go down in the elevator. We had to go up while I'm in labor. And as soon as I got in Rome, I had the baby.

Oh, my God. Wait, so these guys are sitting there arguing about this. The guy didn't understand that you were pregnant?

Oh, yeah, he did. He did. He did. Because I was in labor while I was in the elevator.

And the guy didn't give a rat's ass, huh?

He didn't give a rat's ass at all. And they're going back and forth. And I'm like, just let him go down. I'll be honest.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, because I had four kids like that. I always labored at home, and then when I got there, I just spit them out.

Yeah. Sneezed them right out. Did it sound a little bit like this?

Yeah, a little bit like that, for sure.

Kayla, this is wild. Grandma was late. Will you tell Grandma what she was late for?

Grandma was late for her own funeral because the hearse got lost.

oh that's hilarious everybody has said that like you'll be late for your own funeral she actually

was how wait how lost did the hers get um i'm not really sure i was young so i really don't remember but um that's great she was late and then the whole family like jokes about it to this day that's pretty wild we're always late for everything you know it's funny and i expect i

always wanted you to ask your buddy tim who's a funeral director about this one my buddy told me that he went to a funeral about a year or so ago and the funeral person that was driving the hearse went the wrong way and had about 40 cars or 50 cars behind him following and they ended up having to go through a neighborhood where they're like kids playing and stuff like that it was like the

weirdest oh man there's no excuse for that nowadays right i mean you've following google maps i wonder how often that happens well they work on they work with the same cemeteries every week so you do it so many times so unless it's a new employee that has never driven there before it's crazy it

was in chicago he said he said it was the wildest thing he says we were just driving and driving forever and i'm like going where are we going and it's one of those things you ever follow somebody and you know they're going the wrong way yeah and you don't know if you should continue to follow but he's like if i don't continue to follow this is like getting you know disrespectful so all All right, it's Mojo in the morning, home of the phone scams, the War of the Roses, the Dirty on the 30. Megan had the dinner from hell. What happened, Megan? What was going on?

You wouldn't realize how difficult it is to get dinner in downtown Toledo on a Friday night. Oh, my goodness. There were 10 of us, and you would have thought we had a party of 860 with the way people were reacting to us trying to get a table. Now, it all started earlier in the day. I had called some restaurants. I had asked, hey, do you take reservations? Everybody said no. Everybody. So my dad and I made a plan. We locked eyes. We said, all right, we're leaving early. We're going out. If we're going to table for everybody, they'll meet us out. Nope, that was not the plan whatsoever. The first restaurant we went to said, we can accommodate you, but it's going to take over an hour. So I said, all right, let's leave some people here. Let's start walking around. Let's find a different place to go to. and this will kind of be our last resort, right? So we start going around and going to different places and setting things up and nothing's really working. Nobody can really accommodate us. I find another restaurant. They push all the tables together. I get a phone call from the original restaurant saying, we're going to seat you right now. I look at the server at the restaurant I'm standing in. I say, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry you just wasted all your time doing that. There was a miscommunication.

I have to go somewhere else, go back to the original restaurant. Now, remember how I told you they said it was going to take us an hour? It took us, like, half hour, right? Then we get to the table. They refuse to put the table together. We have to sit in three different groups across the restaurant, and we cannot push the table together, and I did not know this. So I just walk up to the table, and I start pushing it together. And then I get yelled at by management, and we got kicked out of this restaurant. Oh, my God. I swear to God, we had gone to six different restaurants at this point. We finally get there. I start pushing the table. This is a place I've been to easily a hundred times. They start, this is a fire hazard. No, it's not. I've done this before. This is, we don't allow this in the restaurant. That's not true. I've done this before. Just going off on me. And then they say, get out. As we're getting out, this place is packed. Everybody's staring at us. We've been yelled at by management, whatever. All of the servers who I know are talking smack about us as we're leaving. I'm so angry at this point that we walk with our tails between our legs back to the restaurant where the guy had set up the table for me who I said no. And then he had to set up the entire thing again. It was the most embarrassing night of my entire life.

Megan, she'll whip your ass. Stand back. This is Mojo in the morning. Yes, she will.

I have a question at the risk of receiving the Megan rap myself. If you know all the servers and the staff there, why didn't you just ask them to put the tables together?

I desperately locked eyes with seven people who know me, and all of them just shrugged and were, I'm guessing, scared of their manager who was currently yelling at me.

I don't know her. I don't know her.

Can you go back?

Will you go back? Not for a while, if I'm being honest. And I know, I know.

Are you allowed back? Will they let you back?

I don't know. I don't know. Because I got real, like, I started throwing some dirty looks around. Like, how dare? Because the amount of money this restaurant has received from me is easily in, like, the thousands of dollars. When I tell you I am a regular at this place, I am a regular at this place.

Are you going to call them out on the air or no? You don't want to call them out?

But you are walking in on a busy Friday night with a giant party.

Yeah, 10 people. 10 people is a lot of people, Megan. That's like a party party.

But to be fair, they told her they could accommodate her.

Right.

Right. And this is a place I've been before with much larger groups. They accommodate business lunches. Let's just say that. All of the time. And I've been there with groups much larger than 10. Like, I didn't.

Yeah. Yeah, go ahead. Finish your thought.

It wasn't me being crazy. This was just like a normal thing for us. I couldn't believe they started yelling at me.

So can I tell you that I have experienced exactly what you experienced, and it's the most embarrassing thing ever. When you grab a chair or move a table just trying to accommodate yourselves, and it's like an empty table or empty chair, and the person will come over, like the host or hostess or manager will come over and go, you cannot do that. Nope, I'm sorry, you can't do it. I had that happen to me last Saturday when we were at Bar Verona, And I grabbed a chair from another table And oh my god I thought that the hostess Was going to like kill me I was like I'm sorry I did one of those things like back up You know what I mean I apologize here take everything out of my pocket Whatever you're going to do But it was one of those things where They get very temperamental people at restaurants And I get it They've got people that are probably going to take that table And they did Somebody took that table not that long after I was trying to steal one of their chairs

That table got sat within two minutes There were tons of people waiting But why would you tell us you could accommodate us And then yell at me

It is the worst feeling going into a restaurant And when they ask you how many And you're like That's a lot of people

They look at you like really But I always say you can break us up Because I don't like all these people But make sure you put me at that person's table What's going on Kaylee

Hi Oh my gosh Megan, you're my absolute favorite. I work, I'm the marketing manager at Bubba's 33 in Toledo, and I've been dying to tell you to please come visit us. Hi, Megan.

I love you.

Take the crowd to Bubba's on a Friday night.

Can you accommodate 10?

We absolutely can. We have great sections, many tables. That's what the last guy said. Can we sit together?

Did we call this person or did you not call him because you didn't want to upset Megan, KP, and Lydia. 231 says, Megan sounds like a big Karen right now.

They won't answer me.

They won't answer you? Why?

Why won't you say it to my face? Huh? You afraid of the Karen? Karen? I didn't think I was being a Karen If I waited that long I turned down a table at a different restaurant And then we still weren't sitting together I don't feel like I was the Karen And we left, it's not like we threw a fit They yelled at us

I don't think that you're a Karen I think that you're Megan That's the new name right now for Karens

Why are you trying to start a fight with me so early on

I'm joking I think it's funny though You're like me You'll be brave on the air to call them out but i guarantee you that you were not giving a dirty look i guarantee you that you took it because whenever i'm like out i never want to be that person that like will yell or be argue with them about about something so i always end up you know kind of like oh whatever and then i come on the air

and you know call them out that doesn't make me sound tough it doesn't make me sound tough to say i apologize quickly was on the verge of tears and immediately rushed my family out that's more like

We apologize and we'll never come here ever again. I apologize. And I'll give you all my money right now. Here you go. Hi, Rachel. What's up?

Megan, if it makes you feel better, Sephora yelled at me for digging through the drawers to get extra makeup. Like, if you don't want me to go in it, lock them. I'm with you on that one.

Has this happened to more people where you got yelled at in a public place where the people that manage it or whatever just yelled at you randomly for, you know, what you thought was trying to be a customer? 844-MOJO-LIVE. That's interesting. I'm glad you called, Rachel, because that makes me now think that that could be a good topic to bring up. We're all of a sudden, out of the blue. You're just trying to have a nice night with a bunch of friends, and they just start yelling at you. I wonder if that manager had a bad night. What do you think, Rach? Do you think that manager was just kind of dealing with something?

Probably. I said, you don't have to yell at me.

Yeah. What happens is you get lumped in with all the troublesome customers, even if you're not troublesome, because now it's just the averages. It's the law of averages, where if they dealt with somebody that was a pain in the butt an hour before you got in there, you're now part of the pain in the butt.

Yeah. And that is true, by the way. You are now the innocent bystander of bad people that were there that night.

Yes, guilty by association.

Guilty by, exactly. That's what I was trying to think of. That's actually, that was Megan on that one. This is interesting now. One of her most favorite places in Toledo, she can no longer go eat. You should try to go back there today Just for lunch And see what they say to you Maybe they'll apologize

One of my really good friends is a server there And I can't wait to text her today And be like did you hear about me and my family this weekend

I hope there's a picture up of you On the walls Do not let her in Wanted Not allowed in here

Don't miss this In Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 In minutes

Beyonce makes Grammy history but is also so late, she missed accepting one of her awards. And the woman who took Prince Harry's virginity is talking. We'll hear from her coming up in the 30s.

Who is seen with who? Who's banging who? And what will you be talking about all day? Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 in minutes. On Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Saw Lil Wayne at the Grammys last night. What do you got for Grammy updates this hour here on the Mojo in the Morning show?

Well, it was music's Golden Night, and Beyoncé set a new record for the most Grammy wins of all time yesterday with her 32nd award. The milestone came with the announcement of the award for Best Dance Electronic Music Album for Renaissance. It was her fourth win of the night. I'd like to thank the queer community for your love and for inventing this genre. God bless you. Thank you so much to the Grammys. She also won two pre-show awards and the second award of the live show for best R&B song for Covet. However, she wasn't able to accept that award in person because she was delayed by L.A. traffic. She was late to the show, so wasn't there. Crowd went nuts when she finally shimmied in in that beautiful metallic dress. But kind of funny. That story will go down in history as well. Harry Styles winning the first award of the night Also won album of the year for Harry's house Adele winning best pop solo performance for Easy On Me

I thought it was cute when she met The Rock I thought that was actually pretty cool

That was a fun moment Lizzo won record of the year for about damn time And then the In Memoriam segment Came not without some controversy So Bonnie Raitt performing with Sheryl Crow and Mick Fleetwood Casey Musgraves performed And Quavo sang his tribute to the late takeoff, accompanied by the Maverick City Music Choir. But Aaron Carter did not receive a mention during the In Memoriam segment, causing his fans to share their distaste about that on social media, saying, what the heck? He may have never won a Grammy, but he was still, you know.

Big music family.

Yeah, big music family. He's, you know, a pop artist, for sure.

I mean, I always think it's interesting sometimes when they do show some of the people that passed away over the year. And you see somebody that, like, I'm like, who is that person? You Google them. They're more like actor than they are a singer. And I'm like, well, they, you know, they left him off for a reason. And maybe they left him off by the way he died. I don't know. Maybe the tragedy of the way he died. And I don't know. It's crazy.

Yeah. Lots more on the Grammys throughout the show this morning. The woman who took Prince Harry's virginity Has come forward and is speaking about the embarrassment Of having to tell her dad that she Was the older woman described In Harry's memoir Spare This is that part of the book Okay

In glorious episode with an older woman She liked horses quite a lot and treated me not unlike A young stallion quick ride After which she'd smacked my rump and sent me off to graze One of the many things about it that were wrong They had me on the grass and field behind a busy pub

Yeah her name is Sasha Lovell She's now 40. Now, she was 19 at the time. Harry was 16. Did she have to tell her dad that was her in the book? Well, she said she laughed with her sister the morning after this five-minute sex session. She confessed to her mom at the time. But her dad had remained oblivious all of these years until Harry's memoir came out. And it sparked, like, this global guessing game of who it was and forced her to tell him.

I am the lady that Prince Harry wrote about in his book who he lost his virginity to. I've kept this a secret for 21 years. I would never have said anything if he hadn't have put it in his book. We were drunk and having sex in the field. I didn't know Harry was a virgin at the time. You know, he was just a quickie in the field. How did he meet her?

She said they were behind a pub. They were at a pub.

Do you think...

She said he made the first move, by the way.

Where was his security?

Looking for him.

Really?

I'm surprised Harry put it in his book. It was such a long time ago. We were teenagers. It just doesn't really seem a big deal to me Because I've known him for so long

Wow A lot of people were speculating That Harry might have lost his virginity To a paid professional Because when she came forward A lot of people were thinking That maybe she was a paid professional

Oh, well It happened in the field behind a pub

It would be interesting if that were the case

Navy divers are recovering the remnants Of that tiny spy balloon That was shot down over the Atlantic

We let that thing go across the entire country, and then we shot it down over the coast of, what, South Carolina?

Yes, it was shot down by an F-22 fighter jet over Myrtle Beach.

Top gun pilot.

Landed in just 47 feet of water, which officials say should make recovery pretty easy. But the Pentagon clearly wants to recover every single piece of the balloon that it can and send it over to both intelligence officials and law enforcement agencies for investigation.

They say that the recovery has been tough because the water is so rough right now, so they're having issues with that. Like, the boats are having issues trying to...

And I think it's spread out over, like, seven miles or something.

I like how China was saying it was a civilian craft just got lost.

It was just a civilian balloon. And they're actually saying that we should not have been able to take it down because they were using it for weather purposes because they are so concerned about the climate change. Yes. They're very, very concerned.

And lastly, Reese Witherspoon has been very coy about the possibility of making a third legally blonde movie, but she just made one very definitive comment to entertainment tonight over the weekend.

There is no legally voluntary without Jennifer Coolidge. Oh, right? Yeah. She deserves every one of those flowers she is receiving right now. She's just one of those people who is so naturally gifted and funny

and that you can just tell people love her. Maybe if Jennifer's in, Reese will make it happen. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on thejointhemorning.com.

Get the stories you'll talk about all day on Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Mojo in the morning. Julie?

Hello?

How are you?

Good.

Did you have a good weekend?

I hope so. Yeah, we kind of just hung out. I'm pregnant, so I've been getting everything ready for the baby.

Oh, my gosh. You have a baby on the way?

Yep, our first one. Aw. Oh, that's so exciting.

Well, when do you do?

March 9th.

Okay, hold on a second. March 9th and then April 11th. Okay, you've got a month. So you've got a month in between there Can you go?

Yes, absolutely I was just so excited I was just telling my boyfriend yesterday I said, oh my god, Lizzie's coming to town We have to go

You got tickets Congratulations, 95th caller

Girl, thank you so much

Oh my god Are you going to be breastfeeding?

Maybe, I don't know Girlfriend, let me tell you something I brought that pump everywhere with me, including to concerts. You're good. You got it.

Okay.

Yeah. So if you decide.

You can do it.

That would actually be kind of funny.

wouldn't it? Can you bring it into a concert? Will they let you bring that? They have to let you. As long as it's in a clear bag. We did it at, or I didn't do it, but Allie did it at Lollapalooza. Wow. You can do it. Love it. Congratulations

to you. Awesome. You guys just made my whole week. Thank you so much.

Well, enjoy Lil Wayne. And we have tickets next hour for Ed Sharon, so we'll give away some of those tickets coming up at 8.30 after we get done with the second date update. So stick around for that. Alright, it is Mojo in the morning show. So, Spike, you kicked your girlfriend Meg out of bed this weekend.

It's a true story.

She didn't kick you out of bed?

No, it's shocking, isn't it?

What happened?

Well, since my divorce, my dog, Dublin, who everyone remembers as being a big internet superstar, Dublin lives at my ex's house because there's people home there all day. And it wouldn't be fair to him because I'm not home until late in the afternoon every day. So I take him on random weekends to see him. And when I do, Megan gets kicked out of bed so he can sleep with me. And she is sent in to sleep on the floor in her son's room.

Does Dublin get jealous of your relationship with Megan and that's why Megan's not also in there? Or what's the story?

It's more of a sleep through the night thing because he's not at my place every day. He gets restless and then he wakes up and then he wants to move around. he starts scratching and he wants to explore at three o'clock in the morning so uh i said listen it'll because meg's not the best sleeper either so between the two of them i'm the only one that's getting interrupted to my sleep i said why don't you go get a good night's sleep in the other room but she has to laugh because she's like preparing the bedroom for me and she's like making the bed and putting it because we'll put a little blanket on on top of the bed for him to lay on and it's like his comfort but also it keeps his dander and fur and everything off the bed and then she's making the bed like okay here's the beds all ready for you and your weekend date should i put a little

treat on the pillow for him i always like when you say dander and fur you sound like a commercial for like some pet commercial like it's very scientific if you would like to get rid of

your dog's dander and fur well because i'm i'm not a huge sleep on the bed person anyway because it's just like a kid once you start that then they want that all the time but because the house is so unfamiliar to him and there's so many noises he's not used to and he's just a cranky old dog now that it's just easier to just let him sleep in the bedroom so he sees me if he wakes up in the middle of the night he sees me and he goes

back to bed hopefully are there any other listeners that get kicked out of bed for a dog because I will tell you this that if the dog starts taking priority over the bed that's when you know it's all over that you gotta you got to stop that right from the get-go but this is the best is she can't say anything because

she's lobbying for us to get a dog right now so i'm like oh oh really yeah so she can't complain

about the dog's behavior but that dog new dog would sleep in a crate you would make sure that

the dog didn't sleep in bed and cause yeah obviously we would start from scratch with

training in the dog right what is keeping you from wanting to add to your family uh nothing's

keeping me i just said let's wait we have a couple big travel plans coming up in the next year so i I said, let's wait until...

Are you hoping that she forgets about it?

Oh, she hasn't forgotten about it. No, Nicole was spending the whole day Saturday Googling which breed of dog we should get. I mean, she's got the kids working against me.

But wait, what will happen to Dublin, though? And this new dog... I know, but this new dog, though, is going to feel slighted. This is what happens in divorce. The, you know, the stepkids and the step... No, dogs love other dogs. Step dogs. No, but if Dublin's on the bed and Scruffy is in its crate.

No, you know what will happen then. I'll get kicked out of the bed. There'll be Megan and a bunch of dogs in our bed.

That's actually kind of fun. That'd be kind of fun to see you have to sleep on the couch. Your house. Right? This is my house, and I have to sleep on the couch for dogs. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number.

Man's best friend takes priority.

Well, it sounds like it's man's best friend, right?

This is making me feel like a really bad dog parent because just last night, Wes stayed the night at my house. And I don't really love having Charlie in bed when Wes is over for a lot of reasons. So I put Charlie on the ground in his little dog bed, which normally he sleeps with me if Wes isn't there. And that poor dog looked at me like, what the F? You kick Charlie out of bed for another man? I do.

How dare you?

Well, it would be rude to keep him in bed with things that happen. So I feel like he shouldn't see that. So he goes on the floor. Can he sleep with the kids at all? The kids are at Andrews this week.

Poor dog.

And he won't sleep with the kids anyway.

What's going on, Monica?

Hi.

Oh, my husband's hunting dog Kicks me out of the bed all the time Although he does lock him out Just long enough for us to bake

Hopefully, yeah, he would do that

Monica, how Does that make you feel That there's this hairy beast That is kicking you out of bed

You're talking about the dog Or the husband

Which one's hairier Yes, exactly Who do you think He loves more

Well I hope he loves me more But if it's on hunting season He probably loves Hunter more for sure

And his name is Hunter Isn't that a great name What an appropriate name Thank you for the call

Spike what kind of daughter are you guys thinking about getting

I don't know Hypoallergenic Don't you know I got some sniffles

I'm trying to limit that conversation Because I don't want to get the girls any more excited

By the way you should use your bad back against this I'm sorry Say that you got a bad back and you can't have a daughter

No joke, because Dublin, getting in his older age, has to be carried up and down stairs. So it was killing me this weekend. Yeah, he's got his knees operated on. And so, like, I'm the a-hole carrying him around like some foo-foo limousine. I'm a dog limousine.

Megan, I cut you off. I'm sorry. What were you going to say?

A bad joke about have you heard of Italian greyhounds? It's not a big deal.

You know what? Maybe you should get the same breed as Coraline.

uh i like coralline but he's she's a little too little i don't want are you saying megan's dog's ugly no i said little i don't want to have to let i realized she's not i realized when the weather was zero degrees friday and i had to take dublin out like five times to pee i'm like you know what

i'm getting a bigger dog that can hold it longer bro it's normal for my dog's breed to get like gum disease and like tooth issues they all lose their teeth and then their tongues just hang out

You're really selling it. Lisa, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi, yes. I just called to say that my 10-pound chihuahua kicks my husband out of bed all the time.

That is not fair.

It's hilarious. I love it. He's just a 10-pound little thing.

Isn't a chihuahua just small enough that you guys can all fit in the bed? What's up with that?

Oh, yeah. Yes, we all fit in the bed. My husband's a beanpole. I'm a little on the heavier side, and my 10-pound chihuahua sleeps between us sideways. And my husband goes on the floor.

Listen to that laugh. I love you guys. No remorse.

My daughter's on her way to school just smiling and laughing. What's her name? Her name is Gabriella.

Hi, Gabriella. Good morning.

Have a great day at school. Chihuahua is not going to be pushing you around in your old age When taking care of you when you're a senior citizen

Gabriella is That's true Madison, this is a big dog to have in a bed

Yes So every time that I come home late She finds her way on my pillow

Tell everybody what kind of dog you have

She is a great game Oh wow He's 130 pounds, so opposite of Lisa with a 10-pound dog. Wow. But I do have to agree with you with the fur in the dandruff with having such a big dog because there's a lot of hair that comes off of her.

Is it almost like a punishment because you came home late, like now you miss your spot in the bed?

yes and although whenever he's not home i do she's like a she's the size of a human so it's

kind of nice that she likes to cuddle wow all right that's a big animal to have in your and i'm talking about that man of yours that is a big yeah yes and she's like a pony in the house so yeah god those things are those things are monsters um thank you for the call remember the second date update that we had where the they went back to her place and he thought oh this is going to be great i'm going to actually spend the night with her and she made him a bed on the couch because the dog slept and the guy's like wait a second i thought this was going to be like great i would have just gone home to my own house it's mojo in the morning show you're home of the phone scams mallory and miranda took their mom to las vegas to celebrate her 60th birthday she got so drunk on the first night two security officers had to carry her out of the bar and across the strip back to the hotel mom doesn't remember much from that night so spike is going to call and tell her that she skipped out on paying a casino bar tab it's a mojo in the morning phone scam we will

we will scam you sorry it's a catchy song it's your home with phone scans mojo in the morning

hello yes hello i'm trying to reach cindy's please this is her cindy my name is daniel ocean i'm calling from customer relations how are you today i'm good okay great do you have a few minutes to talk about your recent stay with us sure i'm writing an incident report which involved your visit on the 20th. I understand you were in our piano bar until it closed at 2 a.m., is that correct? Yes. It was at that time that two of our security guards left their post. Do you know them personally? What is your relationship? I have no idea who they are. Well, our security cameras do show you leaving with them. No, I know that, but I don't personally know them. I don't. You left the bar with two people you don't know? I'm Wondering if, by any chance, you were intoxicated at that bar.

I was.

So how intoxicated would you say you were?

Not overly intoxicated.

There was an unsettled bill for your party for $381 on our property. Did the gentleman tell you not to worry about paying it because they would take care of it? No. The two security guards left their post, and my reason for getting a statement from you is that they're going to get written up and possibly put on probation. We're trying to determine if something more nefarious happened here. Where did they take you? Did they take you to another bar?

No, they just took me over to the Winspoon with my daughter.

Well, they told us that they took you to another bar. You're saying they didn't. They took you to a hotel?

No, they took me back to my hotel. They just made sure I got into my place safely.

So you went back to your own property, and how long did you stay with the two gentlemen?

Like, I don't know, five minutes?

Do you find it weird that they would just leave their job and wander to another hotel resort with a customer they had never met before?

They just wanted to make sure I got there safely.

Two gentlemen that work on our resort met you for the first time. You were drinking at the bar. Yes. All three of you decided to suddenly leave without any prior introduction. You don't know these gentlemen, but you took them back to your hotel.

They only took me to the entrance, and then my daughter got me.

What did your daughter say when you showed up with two gentlemen that you don't know? She wasn't happy. You're claiming you were intoxicated. You do not know what happened to the gentleman after that, in which they walked you back.

As far as I know, they went back to where they were supposed to go.

So you left the bar without paying the bill for the drinks that you had?

Oh, no, we paid our bill at the bar.

Not according to the statement here. We have an unsettled bill for $381 on our property.

We paid a bar bill there that was $250.

Did you continue to have shots after you paid the bill?

No.

Do you want to guess what my security cameras say? They say you had extra shots at the bar.

Are those the ones that Casey and Jason paid for?

I don't know who those gentlemen are.

Casey and Jason are the people that were sitting right beside me at the bar.

Do you have their phone numbers that I can speak with them? No, I don't. So just some random strangers paid for your drinks? Yeah. And I'm trying to figure out if there's a crime going on here, maybe something between you and our security guards.

Oh, absolutely not. That's weird because I know we paid our bill when we left the bar.

How do you know that if you're intoxicated? You're right. What were you celebrating at the bar?

My birthday.

Also seemed like you could hardly walk on your way out of the bar.

That, I was having trouble walking.

Cindy, this all isn't adding up for us here at H**s, and that's why I'm putting an incident report together. Can I just ask you, do you think it's appropriate for a 60-year-old to act in front of her daughters in that manner?

No, I totally regret it.

Let me reword that question to be a little more direct. Do you think it's appropriate for your two adult daughters to phone scam their mother on the Mojo in the morning show?

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. I am going to kill those girls. Oh, my God.

Happy birthday, Cindy. It's Spike, Mojo, Shannon, everybody.

Oh, my God.

Wow. It sounds like we missed quite the party last weekend in Vegas.

Oh, my God. I don't know.

A little birdie told me you couldn't even walk home, that you had to be carried back to the room, and then you slept on the floor. Yes. that's the way to celebrate oh my god

you've been phone scammed it's mojo in the morning's world famous phone scams

Mix the noise For Mojo Mike Shannon For Mojo in the morning Good morning Commercial free Mojo In the morning Channel 955 104.5 SNX and 92.5 KISS FM Second date update coming up this hour. So they actually went on a second date this past weekend. And what happened during that date is what we need to talk about. Because I think there's going to be a lot of people upset at maybe one or both of these guys. Stick around. You'll hear that coming up at around 820 today. Also this hour on the show, got a lot to talk about. I'll start off with Mike here in just a little bit and some potty problems that Mike is dealing with. Then I'll go to Shannon and ask why she smells like pickles. And then I'll talk about the fact that my son is getting hit on by older women. So we will get into that coming up here in just a little bit. And when I say my son, I'm not talking about my son Joe or my son Jacob. I'm talking about my youngest, my high school senior son. so that's all coming up this hour here on the mojo in the morning show uh follow us on instagram facebook twitter you can do that it's always good mojo in the morning and then also during the show we're podcasting so what you missed earlier today you will get up on our podcast as the show goes on so if you miss a conversation from earlier this morning like beyonce being late to the uh the Grammys, which caused for us to talk to people who were late for some major events, including late for the own funeral. That's going to be podcast. Or like the phone scam. Shannon's Dirties, phone scam.

Phone scam's already up there, the one that we just did. Is it really? So if you heard it and you're like, oh my gosh, I've got to play that for my friend who was drunk in Vegas, boom, take them right now to the Mojo Morning Podcast.

So if you subscribe to our podcast, and it's the easiest way to do, you subscribe to the podcast and have it on auto download, it will automatically go to your phone. or whatever you like to listen to on your podcast, your transistor radio.

I don't know.

All right, Mojo on the morning show. Mike is having a little potty problems.

What happened over the weekend, Mike? So my son, Milo, he's three years old, and he's in that phase where he loves to go to the bathroom with me. And I love it because he wants to basically – he's getting the idea of going to the bathroom and going potty and stuff, And we've kind of dabbled with it a little bit, but he's very interested now. And we're at a restaurant in Holland over the weekend called Boatworks. And I take him to the bathroom. And I don't know what you're supposed to do in this situation with, like, your kids. I don't know if you bring them to the stall. My daughter usually went with my wife. So my son coming with me is different because I've never really done it before. So I don't go to the urinals. I go to the stall every time. And so I bring him to the stall. And usually what he does is he'll stand there and he'll kind of watch, which is awkward. But then he'll, like, put his hand on the – he just likes to flush the toilet. Like, that's, like, one of the biggest things he loves to do. And I want to be like, oh, that's disgusting, but he's done grosser things. So whatever. Yeah, that's right. You know what I mean? So whatever.

It's all relative, right?

Yeah, yeah. So he puts his hand on it and he just sits there and watches normally. And so this is, like, one of those pees that, like, you know it's going to take a second. Like, it's just – I'm just peeing. Like, I'm just peeing, and it's taking a few, like, it could go a minute, maybe. That's how long it felt. Really? You had a long stream going, huh? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. And I don't, I think, I mean, I had some wine, so that could have been it.

Oh, no, don't do that. I have to pee for a minute. How much wine did you have that is causing you to do that? Usually, wine doesn't do that. No, I drink a lot of water when I drink wine.

I hope there's a reason for this explicit detail you're sharing.

He's very, by the way, this is very good, because we've talked to Mike before and said, Mike, paint a picture for us. I've got the picture completely painted. Milo's getting ready to put his hand.

What was longer, the pee or your description of the pee? It was clear.

It was clear, Dan, so it was good. So Milo's going to get ready to put his hand on the flusher. Right? Yes. You're still peeing away there, and he's looking going, Dad, come on, stop this whole thing. Yep. And what happens?

And then he, out of nowhere, bolts, and he runs over to the other side of the stall.

While you're in stream?

Yeah, and I'm looking back, and I'm doing that thing where I'm kind of looking back and still peeing at the same time, and then he giggles, and that giggle, I know something's about to happen when he giggles like that, and he bolts under the stall, and I'm like, no! So I try to grab his feet as he's going under the stall, and there's another person in that stall next to us that goes, ah!

and I go to grab his feet, and I start peeing everywhere because I'm still mid-pee. So now my pee is going all over the floor. It's going down the side of the toilet. It's hitting my shoes, which is disgusting, and he makes it under the thing before I can even grab him. Oh, no. Wait, he's not swimming in the pee on the floor, is he? I don't think he – because I was peeing in my stall, and he went under at that point, so he's in the stall next to us. And you can't just kink the hose. It doesn't work. No, no, no. I tried. but it was just it just went everywhere it was a mess by the way parents who bring their kids

into the bathrooms with them face most disgusting things but you're trying to do it to encourage him

right to potty train and he's interested but he's he's still like uh he's kind of holding back but he's now when we go to restaurants his big thing is coming with me when i go like and it's usually just a flush the toilet and a watch whatever but this time he just bolted i have no and probably because it was taking a long time. Yeah. I don't know what to do in those situations.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Whose kid did the most disgusting thing in the toilet when you were trying to just do your duty with them in there? Because here's Milo crawling on the floor like he's a...

Survival.

Yeah, like an army ranger in battle. The person that was in that other stall Did they go

That's immediately what he did Luckily he wasn't going to the bath He had just walked in And he was laughing But like it was That's the noise he made at first And then I had to After I'm cleaning up And I got pee all over me I had to go wash his hands And my hands Oh it's nasty Are you wearing those shoes today? No Oh no I got rid of those shoes You did Oh yeah yeah I washed them I didn't get rid of them But I washed them They were Crocs I got rid of them Laquita

Yes What's going on? You can relate to this, huh?

Yeah, I can. I have a three-year-old, and when I take him to the bathroom, I don't have to use the bathroom when I take him, but as soon as he starts going, his stream is long, and I'm up there, I'm rocking. I'm rocking. I gotta use the bathroom. I need to take a pee-pee. Yeah. I'm going to pee-pee dance. Yeah.

You never thought that a kid could have that big of a bladder, right?

Exactly.

That's funny. Brian, what's going on? You can relate to Mike. Hi, Bri. Hey, how are you guys doing this morning?

Good morning.

We're all doing good. Mike is crockless today. What's happening?

So I was at a restaurant in Mexican Village over the summer here, and there was a gentleman in there with his four-year-old son who was having a complete meltdown because his wasn't as big as his dad.

that's funny and you witnessed that entire thing you heard that that i did and the guy the guy was

like just flush you know just with embarrassment and i i just kind of looked at him and said we've all been there and washed my hands and got out of there as quick as possible and kind of put my head down as they were walking past the table and haven't haven't shared that with anybody till today. That's cute.

Steven's got a similar type story. What did you hear, Steven, in the bathroom?

So my son came in the bathroom because he liked to watch what I pee, too, because he on night three, so we were still training him and stuff. He came in there and he said, why you are so big? You got what I got. Why you are so big? And you're like, well, thank you.

Don't you wish that that was your spouse saying that?

The part about being so big, not that you got what I got

By the way, I just like I wish I had a clean version of that without us laughing Of Steven just saying, why you're so big Just because his voice is so great Thank you, Steven Take care What's up, Alex?

Hey, I remember when my kid was that age We went to a sports game And you know, you pee Man, you stand and stare looking at the wall, and he's using the little urinal that's at, like, shin height next to me. And he goes, Dad, what's this? I go, what's what? He goes, what's this? And I look in his hand, and he's got this bright blue urinal cake. We don't touch that. I said, no, no, no, don't touch it. Put it down. Oh, my gosh. He's moving the rest of the day.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. We one time had a dad tell us a story when we were talking about kids in bathrooms. Tell me this is not gross, Alex, because you probably can visualize this. Told a story about how he was going to the bathroom and his kid was standing next to him, only to look over and his kid jumped into the trough at Joe Louis Arena. It was inside the trough.

I forgot about the drop date.

By the way, that should have never happened. Thank God. If there's anything good that has come to modern society, it's getting rid of that thing. Brandon, what's going on? Morning, everybody. Good morning. How are you doing? Speaking of falling in, what happened, Brandon?

Well, I took my eldest. I was a new dad at the time. She was my only one. And she was potty training. We have that little tiny seat that goes inside the big seat at home. And normally I could just stand there and she's just fine And so I took her in the bathroom and she's sitting on the toilet And I just had my hand on her shoulder And all of a sudden she just disappeared She was gone in the toilet She just fell right into the toilet I was scrambling, trying to get her out She was soaking wet It was horrible

Wait, where was this, Ed?

We were at Menards

Their poor daughter fell into the toilet at Menards

Yep, lost her in the toilet

What is their slogan? Save good money at Menards Fall into the toilet at Menards That's great Thank you for the call I love it But this happens to moms too Dakota, what happened?

Every time I try and take my girls to the bathroom Or even when I go by myself I always have the mom Can I come in and sit with you on your lap? And I always have My girls always have to sit on mom's lap When they're going to the bathroom They try doing it to dad sometimes, too, and dad's like, that's not possible. So, you know, we always have the stories, unfortunately, you know, the girl's walking on dad, and it's always the million or one questions of, dad, why are you standing up when you're paying? Why do you pee sitting down?

You crap standing up.

Bath, this is a funny one. Bath? Yes. I hate this. I don't know. What did your daughter say?

No, it was my son My husband was going to the bathroom And my son walked in on him And he ran to me and said, Mommy, Daddy's got a tail

If you could only have that On their video that you play When they graduate from high school

Oh, that would have been great That would have been awesome

You have the really touching music playing behind them Like Rascal Flatts, My Wish thank you for the call thank you all right mojo in the morning if you're around shannon tell her what she smells like because for some reason she can't smell well i mean i've been sick

when you are sick does your sense of smell kind of it gets oh yeah oh it's like smell and taste

and it's not covid like where you lose it completely no you just can't smell as as good

as you used to yeah i really can't smell much at all yes exactly so smith my five-year-old is obsessed with pickles and for christmas our fabulous boss tony got me a costco membership i am obsessed with costco so we were at costco a couple of days ago and smith wanted to buy have you seen them those huge costco size jars of pickles and they two jars together so over the weekend, Smith wanted some pickles to snack on. So I'm trying to get this dang jar open. And it was so big, I couldn't even really wrap my my hands around it. So when I finally cracked the lid open, the juice ended up spilling all over the counter all over the floor. And apparently down the front of the very thick sweater that I was wearing, but I missed that part. So I clean up the floor, I clean up the counter, I get him his pickles. We head to a birthday party for a little boy in his class okay at at a gymnastics place so smith's off playing and i'm you know standing with two or three moms and we're just talking or whatever and i see one of the moms make this face and she goes do you guys smell pickles something smells like pickles i couldn't even say anything i realized it was me i had i was covered in pickle juice and didn't realize it didn't change my shirt and she kept going something smells like pickles both of these moms i was talking to i'm like oh yeah yep that's me just walked around all day smelling like pickles nobody said anything

to me nickname that way that'll stick for a long time yeah it could be worse no it could be way worse oh yeah you could be smelling like something else that would be not so good but still i mean i

was trying to think i'm like i've been to a couple of places this morning already yeah and i probably reeked hugged a few listeners said hello to some people and people were probably like why does she

smell so bad you know what this is like this is like when people actually have something on them and people don't tell them like is it bad to tell somebody when they smell like something because you know how you know how you always say a true friend is somebody that will tell you that you have like something in your teeth right um is a true friend somebody that will tell you that you smell.

I mean, like, I'm not friends. I don't know these moms that well. That was their way of saying it without telling you.

Does anybody have pickles? But if you're good friends with somebody, they would say, Jesus, what the hell? You smell like pickles. Why do you smell like pickles? Like, what's that all about? I will say this. I have a friend of mine, Johnny, who eats raw garlic.

Like for health purposes?

He thinks it's health purposes. He does it because he never wants to get laid ever again in his life. Yeah, that'll come out of your pores. And then he'll tell me. This is the thing. He'll tell me the story. He's a great-looking guy. And he does Tinder and he does Hinge and all that stuff. And he'll tell me. He'll go, I went on a date with this girl. She's not calling me back. I go, well, you know why she's not calling me back? You smell like an Italian restaurant, my friend. Like, seriously. He smells so bad like garlic. It comes out of his pores. It's so bad.

And it'll stay that way for weeks after. I mean, for days at least.

And the worst.

Oh, but it's so worth it. That garlic sauce from Mezza. We talk about this all the time.

Oh, the pasty.

It's the best thing in the whole entire world.

Did you guys ever eat it in a Middle Eastern restaurant? They have that white stuff that you dipped your kebab in. Yeah, the garlic. The problem with that stuff is that you.

You smell like it for days. It literally comes out of your brain.

And honestly, it messes your taste buds up for a couple of days, too. Everything you taste feels like that. Yeah?

That food is usually more satisfying than people anyway, so. You know what, Megan? You are right. I'll take the food.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. You ever step in your dog's poop or somebody else's dog's poop and you don't realize and you're like the whole day you're going. And then you look at the bottom of your shoe and you got it in your boots.

I picked doubling up and carried them. And then I didn't realize I went through the whole store and shopping through the mall and realized I had a stripe down my arm. because his butthole wasn't exactly clean. Oh, my God. And I didn't notice when I was picking him up and putting him back up.

Oh, my. And then did you sniff it?

I walked around all day with a stripe. Did you sniff it? No, I didn't have to sniff it. I knew what it was by looking at it.

They call that the Hershey kiss.

Oh, God, it was so gross.

Yeah. Don't think, by the way, parents haven't had that happen. Right. You change your kid's diaper and it gets on you. What's up, Carol? Hi.

Hey. Shannon, those moms at the birthday party probably didn't want to make you self-conscious because I always say that if someone can't change something in 30 seconds or less, you don't want to bring it up. Yeah.

Well, and I couldn't change. I mean, that was all I was wearing.

Totally.

Thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Somebody called and said that they smelled like their cat's poop. Do cat's poop smell? I've never known that cat's poop smells.

Well, poop smells. It's just the kitty litter usually masks it. Really?

I've never, like, for some reason, I always thought it was the pee of a kid. Rachel, you smelled like your cat's doody?

Well, my morning actually started off with my stepdaughter being sweet and watching my two-year-old daughter. And she gave her a bath, and she had diarrhea in the bathtub.

Oh, that's fun.

So she came to wake me up, and the bathtub was just full of water and her poop. Then later, we went to go shopping at Walmart to go get fabric. And the three of us are standing at the fabric counter. And I look at my stepdaughter. I'm like, do you smell that? And she's like, yeah, it smells like poop. And I checked my daughter's diaper. She was fine. There was poop on the floor in front of the fabric counter at Walmart. Oh, my gosh.

Wait. Where did that come from?

I don't know. I mean, I had been tracked. I was standing there, like, you know, kind of walking in circles in front of the counter, just tracking it absolutely everywhere.

everywhere. Wait, did somebody just randomly poop in the aisle? I mean,

it was Walmart, so I didn't get it. Oh, God. So then we finished that. I go wash my shoe in the bathroom. Luckily, it was just little slabs. Went home, ended up throwing those away. Then we walk in the front door of our house and our cat had gone to the bathroom on the carpet right in front of the door, and then I stepped in that.

Oh, God.

Yes, it was an awful lie To say the least

You need a new pair of shoes

No, you need a new day A new day

I'm just really trying to figure out the poop In the floor at Walmart How did that happen?

Oh, I bet you that that happens a lot I bet you that people

So are you not wearing pants? Oh, yeah Is it falling down like your loose pants? I don't know Yeah, just so many questions

I'm telling you, that website and Instagram, people of Walmart, they should actually have the people that work at Walmart tell all the stories instead of just the people of Walmart.

walmart like i bet you there's more poop stories with people that work at walmart just randomly having to clean up kind of stuff or people that like change their child and just leave the diaper just sitting right there in the middle of the aisle um all right mojo in the morning it's the second date update on mojo in the morning so tyler actually went on a second date with a girl that he's kind of been talking to for a little bit and seeing and the date was this past weekend And after the date, it became very apparent that she was not that interested in maybe continuing this relationship. But you haven't gotten a reason why. Is that right, Tyler?

That's right.

All right. So we're going to try to find out what the story is today. Was she kind of cold towards the end of the date? Or what was your indication that she was not that interested?

No, no, no. Not at all. We had such a good time. So I'm like, I'm really lost here. I don't understand.

So it all started with the communication afterwards or lack of communication afterwards?

Like, I got nothing afterwards. Like, she completely ghosted me. I don't understand why.

Okay. She's on the phone with us right now. We're going to find out what the story is. Second date update here on Mojo in the Morning. Carly, are you okay with your voice on the radio?

Uh, I guess.

Okay. I just want to make sure you're comfortable with that. If you're at all not comfortable during this, you know, you can always say, take me off. Carly, say hello to Tyler.

Hi, Tyler.

Hey.

So, Carly, what's the story here? You guys actually have talked to each other for a while and have gone out twice. What's going on now?

uh well i just didn't really see the see it going anywhere so i didn't feel like you know there was any point to respond or stay in touch well and what was it that made you say to yourself i i don't think i can go out with him again well basically we went on this date um We went, we actually worked out together and got smoothies after, and he got a call during the date, and it was his mom, and he took the call, which, you know, it was a casual date. It wasn't that big of a deal, but I didn't really know, like, maybe something was going on. I was, like, trying not to listen, but I was right there. could hear their conversation and as it went he started like kind of whining and using this like whining voice to talk to his mom um and he was being kind of rude and he started talking about his xbox and said something about like can you i need you to fix it like have it ready for when i

get home and it was okay was he being rude to his mom or just like whiny and baby talking I mean, he's a 27-year-old man

So the whining felt rude to me Okay I mean, he was like He was like asking her to fix his Xbox Like she worked for him Like it was just like a weird like And it was just

And Tyler, that was your mom That you were on the phone with?

Yeah, yeah She helps me with my Xbox You don't understand I have a Twitch account I make money from it

Hold on a second I'm going to take this back again How old are you, Tyler?

I'm 27

So you're 27 years old, and do you live with your mom still, or does your mom, and you live seven?

Yeah, I live with my mom.

Okay, so was he being rude to his mom? Or was, like, because there's, like, to me, there's no acceptable reason why anybody be rude to their parents.

Well, I think that says a lot about somebody's character, right. The way that they treat other people, specifically their family members, you know, their mama, says a lot about somebody. But the whininess, too.

It was embarrassing. Like, it was, I just, like, had that awful feeling in my stomach. It was, it was just icky. Like, it was just, I was embarrassed on his behalf. I was embarrassed to, like, be there with him.

It was just, it was just a huge ick.

Yeah.

And we've talked about this before. Once the ick hits you and you You know notice something or realize something It is it's very hard To get past it

Did you know ahead of time Carly That he lived at home

Yeah And it was already a turn off for me That he's 27 and lives with his mom And this was just like the cherry on top Like It just Was too much

Okay so that didn't bother you That he was that he necessarily lives at home.

Well, no, she said that was a turnoff.

Oh, that was, but...

She said it was a big turnoff.

So there are a lot of things here now

So the turn-offs are that he not only lives at home at 27 years old But the turn-offs are that he talks to his mom the way he talks to him Tyler, is there any reason she should be staying with you right now?

I thought we had a good time I just don't understand

844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Would you continue a relationship With somebody that was you know being rude to their uh their parent their mom specifically and uh also is it a bad thing because i we've talked about how there's a lot of people living at home these days and living with their parents i mean matter of fact more i think more 20 and 30 somethings are doing it than ever before um so i don't know necessarily if if that one uh you know we'll have some people not feeling good about this. Mojo in the morning, hi. Oh, that's a bad... That is a bad phone line. Call us back because you've got a bad phone line right there. What's going on? How you doing, Derek? Good, how you doing this morning? Good, what's happening?

I'm seeing the meme of the guy living in his mom's basement playing video games here. Posted her child for it.

Yeah. I mean, I'll give him that, you know what, it's good to save money i mean i jesus if i could still live at home i'd live at home right now even as a grown man with uh with my kids but um but you definitely can't be disrespectful to the people that you're living with right especially your mother right yeah it drives me crazy if i ever hear the boys talk back to their mom and chelsea's really good whenever they talk back to me she's really good about sticking up uh for me what's going on alexis yeah i don't see a

problem with him living with his mom. I mean, like, in the economy today, it's hard

to live on your own. But what about talking to her

that way? I mean, yeah, like, he was definitely wrong for that. I could see where she, like, felt that way, but, like, the thing with him living with his mom, like, that's just, I don't see, like, you're just brushing off the date because of that. It's just a little ridiculous to me.

A lot of people are more, are texting in, are more focused about the ickiness of hearing an adult man whine to his mom. Yeah, yeah. Nora

comment yeah hi um it's a definitely no no you know i wouldn't date a guy that is rude to his mom or live with his mom or being a mama's boy he sounded like how he's a mama's boy i mean he was like uh i make money off my ex-bugs no i just love hearing you say mama's boy yeah he is he

sounded like a mama's boy trust me trent what's up mojo on the morning second date update hey he

He said he's a Twitch streamer, so that means he does it professionally as a job. What if his mom works for him?

Well, that's true. Then he's not yelling at his mom. He's yelling at his co-worker.

That's what I mean. He's the boss at that point then.

Very, very good point. Sweet, what's happening? How you doing, sweet?

That's what I was about to say, man. The man making some money, man. You know, he don't want no broke boyfriend.

Hey, does mom work for you, Tyler, or do you just use mom's Wi-Fi?

Well, I live there And she helps me out

Okay, so she just kind of like Helps you fix things when you need it fixed Right And if he's that successful on Twitch He wouldn't still be living in his mom's basement How much money are we making on Twitch? I want to know

I mean, I make a little bit It's not a lot, but there's the potential to earn a lot

Okay, Mike wants to comment On this one, Mike, you bring up a point About mom?

Yeah, I mean, not everybody had a good mom. I mean, obviously, if she was such a good mom, she would have taught him right, and he would have been stable and have his own house by now.

That's actually interesting.

Yeah, but there are a variety of factors that could affect that.

Maybe we don't like mom.

Don't call me mom.

Maybe mom's a horrible mom. That's mom's fault. You know what? Hey, Carly, go back on another date with this guy. It has nothing to do anything with, you know. All right?

Yeah, if not, I'll treat my mom bad, and Carly can take me out.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon, what do you got trending this hour in the dirty?

Well, speaking of Beyonce, the 65th Grammy Awards going down last night. And by winning the category for Best Electronic, there we go, dance album, Midway through the ceremony, Beyonce brought her career total to a record 32 Grammys. Record of the year went to Lizzo for about damn time.

I wanted to make the world a better place, so I had to be that change to make the world a better place. And now I look around and there's all these songs that are about loving our bodies and feeling comfortable in our skin.

And I'm just so proud to be a part of this. She was among the first celebrities to show up last night, by the way.

I loved, by the way, her acceptance where she said to Beyonce that her sister took her when she was, what, six years old or something like that? It was, like, really young to go to a Beyonce show. Yeah. And took her out of school so that she could go and wrote her the note to the teacher that while she was going, it was literature class. And she's like, I think I've done well. Do you think Beyonce hated that, though? Yes. Because it made her look old?

Yeah, that was a flex on age, yeah.

Kim Petra's had an incredible moment winning best pop duo group performance for her and Sam Smith's song, Unholy.

Sam graciously wanted me to accept this award because I'm the first transgender woman to win this award. And I'm so happy.

I mean, just roaring applause. Also thanked Madonna in her speech Viola Davis took home best audiobook recording That's big because it makes her the 18th ever EGOT winner Kendrick Lamar picking up best rap album, song, and performance A trifecta for sure for him The night's top honor album of the year Boo!

Causing some controversy No it's not, he's only doing that to make manly

Went to Harry Styles for Harry's house And by the way, if you're wondering who was this sweet older woman who presented him with the award. It was a 78-year-old Harry Superfan from Canada, from Ontario.

Read it, lady. You can read it.

She's old. Can we talk about two things from last night?

Yeah.

I am obsessed with Viola Davis.

What was she wearing when she could have been

a potential EGOT winner? That was not an EGOT winner's outfit. That was such a weird outfit to me. I was not a fan. And why was Taylor Swift standing the whole night? Well, okay, so I'll get to it.

Real quick, she's interrupting Harry because she doesn't want people to boo Harry, and that's the audio I was gonna play.

People were booing, people were saying Beyonce was robbed. We'll get back to your thoughts here in a second

here in a second after we listen to Beyonce fans booing Harry Styles.

Man, I've been so, so inspired by every artist in this category with me at a lot of different times in my life. I listen to everyone in this category when I'm alone. Beyonce fans

are demanding a recount this morning, which I think it's not a good look.

Obviously, it's so important for us to remember that there is no such thing as best in music. So, Megan, you were talking about Taylor.

No, no, no, no. No, keep listening. Keep listening. Because, wait a minute.

Making decisions based on what we got.

Okay, hold on a second.

I was like, there's no more in there.

I mean, Harry didn't steal it from Beyonce. Don't interrupt his speech.

Taylor was out of her seat when Harry was doing as it was. She was the only person Dancing in her section Danced the entire song But you didn't like that Megan?

I have no problem with her dancing During performances She stood during most acceptance speeches During a lot of the announcements Of who was nominated for awards She was probably trying to stay awake

Do you think she's doing that to try to stand out Like she wants everybody to look at me Look at me

I got the vibes of I'm trying to be on TV As much as possible

You know what? They are going to shove that camera in her face no matter what. So it's a lose-lose because if she for one second doesn't look interested, they're going to go, oh, she hates Harry Styles. So it's like she's got, you know, she's a performer herself. She knows what it's like to look out into that stuffy crowd and not see people into your performance.

Right. I agree. During the performances, it makes sense, and I'm here for it. I'm here for a good dancing moment and to be supportive. But why during acceptance speeches and why during like the award being announced? Like why?

Because if you had to sit through a Spanx control top for three and a half hour word show, you'd stand to.

But she wasn't wearing that. She wasn't wearing a crop top dress. I'm seated here with a fresh Grammy winner just today, the one and only Taylor Swift. Congratulations. Such a wonderful achievement. You know, I've got to tell you, Taylor, you have the best fans in the world. I mean, what they did with Ticketmaster, what they might do for artists all over the world, what they might do for fans who want to go to concerts is amazing. I just wonder, once they're done with this, can you get them to handle the price of eggs?

There's really nothing that they can't accomplish.

Well, there you have it. Yeah, they'll get on it. Just let them know what you need. Swifties, price of eggs, down. You go after those chickens.

All right. She is, by the way, awkward when she just kind of sits there and she's got that look.

on her face. A couple of things to cover while we're talking about the Grammys. I'm sorry. I was just trying to help Megan on this one here.

I want to give her Megan. I agree

with you. Sorry. I'm worried about your timing

here, too. No, don't worry about it. I'm not doing a break for a while.

Okay. Chris Brown had his eyes on the best R&B album category. He was up against Mary J. Plige, Robert Glasper, Lucky Day, PJ Morton, and he lost. So when Robert Glasper was announced as the winner, it was like Chris Brown Took his ball and went home He got on his Instagram story And wrote Bro Who the F is this Over a photo Who the F is Robert Glasper I'ma keep kicking y'all ass Respectfully And then he kept going I'm not even gonna read anymore But So I kind of agree with him I didn't know who it was Pity party there And then We talked about this earlier But worth another mention Because it is so darn funny Jennifer Lopez Was loving life Last night She was having a blast She was up She was dancing She was talking to people Her husband Meanwhile Ben Affleck looked like he wanted to be anywhere else but at the Grammy Awards. So he was actually trending on Twitter because fans were talking about how bored he looked. One comment said, however bad a day you're having, I promise you, you're not as miserable as Ben Affleck at the Grammys right now. And Madonna, very confused fans taking to social media to rant about Madonna's appearance at last night's ceremony. She was on stage to introduce Kim Petras and Sam Smith for their unholy appearance and fans were going, what? What'd she do? A lot of plastic surgery. Yeah, this legit looks like a Madonna impersonator. She really effed up her face. Another person wrote, Madonna looks good for her age if her age is a 2,700-year-old vampire who eats babies and small animals alive.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, she did a lot.

Is that just recent, or we just had not noticed?

No, like the last six or seven years, she kind of went overboard. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. I will say this about the Grammys That I feel like you gave us The best dirty That dirty about the Grammys I like that update That was a good one

What are you doing over there That you're not paying attention to me I'm paying attention And you're just trying to kill me with kindness

I'm waiting for the Madonna hook to come No I like Because you know what it is We riled people up on text and tweets right now Because people now are all having opinions There's people that are Harry Styles fans.

People that are very much Beyonce fans. Taylor Swift fans.

Taylor Swift fans. Megan fans. So Taylor versus Megan is going big right now.

The only thing they all agree on is that no award show should be three and a half hours long. No award. Yeah, it was a lot.

All right. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty Fades on thedermorning.com.

Celebrity Dirt. Directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

It was nice to see all the celebrities, though, showing up last night, you know? Instead of having everybody not be at the awards, which happens so often, it seems like. You know, you ever watch, like, American Music Awards or any of these other awards that are on? Like, nobody goes to the award show. It's like, I'll accept that for them. I hate when that happens.

That and the hip-hop performance at the end

was, to me, the greatest thing in the whole Grammy. You know, I missed that. I gotta watch that.

Yeah, I didn't stay up for that.

They put it too late because they did that 20-minute Motown thing at the beginning and everybody lost interest and then you didn't get to the part at the end where

all the young people lost interest? It seemed like the crowd loved it when they did the Motown thing with Stevie Wonder and Smokey and those guys.

Listen, I'm a huge Motown fan. I'm a huge Stevie Wonder fan. Inner Vision's one of the greatest albums ever, but 20 minutes to poor Smokey. You want to talk about Madonna's plastic surgery? Smokey Robinson.

But he's got beautiful eyes. Alright, Heidi, are you there? I am. Heidi, I forgot what prize you won. Oh, you won Ed Sheeran tickets. I didn't forget. Congratulations.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, you got tickets. Congratulations to you.

Thank you. Oh, my gosh. I'm so excited.

We're going to set you up with a pair of tickets to see Ed Sheeran in July at Ford Field. The month of June, July, and August at Ford Field is going to be more exciting than any, you know, Lions season. It's going to be amazing With all the concerts that are coming through My daughter is going to freak Well enjoy, tell her when she gets home from school today Okay I will, I will, thank you so much Thank you, hang on the phone okay Okay Mojo on the morning show Mojo, Spike, Shannon, Megan, Mike KP, Lydia Katie, it's good to have you guys here with us So this weekend We took Luke to go And visit the campus where he decided that he was going to go to college. He's going to state. And we did a tour of pretty much everywhere.

the campus i mentioned earlier this morning when when we were you know starting the show off i could not believe how much walking i did and they forewarned us you know ahead of time they said it's a 90 minute tour dress warm if it's cold outside and you will do a lot of walking so wear comfortable shoes 10 000 steps in 90 minutes that is insane we walked the entire campus, which that is a huge campus. I never realized how big of a campus it is because, you know, I usually would go there and just go to games and stuff, but I never really would spend any time.

It's crazy. Like, as a freshman, you're not allowed to bring a car to campus, so you've got to hike it. I mean, they do have shuttles, but

Will he bring a bike or something?

He's going to have a bike, yeah, because I think everybody does have a bike. They said that everybody kind of brings a bike. Knowing him and how he is, he'll have that thing stolen in about a week.

Oh, God.

Can you have scooters? Can you have scooters?

Can you bring those electric scooters, or did they tell you no?

I don't think so. I don't know. I haven't delved into that. We did go into the dorms, and we got a chance to actually walk into a dorm. And they have like a, it's not somebody's dorm, but you're on somebody's floor.

And it's always so nicely decorated and sponsored by Ikea, and it looks way nicer than any students.

You know what? A couple of the colleges that we went to tour did that. They don't do that at Michigan State.

No?

No. They take you into a dorm that I'm not kidding you

It's realistic

It looked like a realistic dorm The furniture was from like 1960 And I'm looking at it I'm going oh my god this is like perfect Because otherwise you make it look so nice And then if you don't get that nice dorm And you're in the bad one Because everybody tells you you want to be in Brody I guess So if Luke Gets the bad dorm then he's like Oh crap they showed me the good dorm Well now anything is like a step up I think from what we ended up seeing. The food looked amazing. I would be 8,000 pounds if I went back to college. Same.

We didn't have fast food on our campus. Now they have every restaurant.

And they have, you ready for this? They have, you pay for your food. You can have unlimited food. They basically were telling us you can eat anytime you want to as long as they're open selling food. And they are open to like midnight or 1 o'clock in the morning or something like that. So I was looking at that going, I would be eating all day. I wouldn't even go to class They'd be like Well actually they wouldn't because those classes are like 600 plus people But they would never know me Because I would be in the cafeteria Every cafeteria worker On parents weekend I would go to the cafeteria where everybody would go Hey Tom what's going on

Tom you're going to have to leave We have to clean up between lunch and dinner

They would wonder if I was a student Or an actual employee working at the cafeteria Because the food just looked amazing It was a really awesome tour. But something weird happened that I'll tell you about here in a second. Something that actually Mama Bear was not happy with, and she hates when I call her Mama Bear. So if she's listening right now, she's probably throwing something at the car speaker. What's going on, Josh?

Hey, I went to Michigan State here, just graduated this past May. You need to get your son a moped. Those are the things to get around campus.

Really? A moped? But you can't have that as a freshman, right? Because don't you need a parking spot?

Oh, yeah, you can. No, you can have one. The parking spot costs like $50, and you can park any designated moped spot on campus.

You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to bring that up to Luke, and he's going to make fun of me because – but he'll love it. I wanted to buy one of those Vespa scooters for myself, and he made fun of me so bad. It would, like, make me feel happy I'd buy one for him just to have him riding one of those.

You guys can cruise together. I'd love to see that. Me, too. Me, too.

We're the two best friends that anyone could have. Katie, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, Mojo. Good morning.

Good morning.

So my brother was in Brody Hall, and the elevators shake. When you're going up and down, they like rattle and shake back and forth.

Well, you know what? It's college. It's college.

It's fine. But then you die.

They'll figure it out. Yeah.

You get to the bottom floor real fast, though.

Oh, my God. That's not what I want to hear.

You know what, though? I will tell you this, though. It sure beats taking the stairs. you know maybe yeah um so let me tell you what happened katie to him while while we were on campus okay so we're so we're on campus and i posted a picture you can see it on the instagram from saturday of did you see it chelsea myself and luke all right and we're uh leaving you know east lansing and heading on 96 to head back to west bloomfield and as we're driving luke says oh my god i am getting a million uh requests for people to to you know that want to follow me and i said and i said what because i didn't tag him or do anything like that i go what and he goes yeah and he goes and they're all

girls and i'm like what and chelsea's like what what you know because usually usually it's you know me going what you know in a happy way chelsea's going what in a not so happy way right

yeah if i was chelsea i'd be like deleting his instagram so listen to what happens because joe

from the joe show my son and joe and luke's brother tags luke and stuff people found out who Luke was on social media, and you're ready for this one? A bunch of college girls from Michigan State were sliding into his DMs.

Oh, I love it. Oh, Joe, what did you do? I know. Mike, as a dad,

he's a good-looking kid. I was like, this is kind of cool. He's like, oh my God. He goes, this one girl's a grad student. When he's 17 years old, Chelsea was, she was like, you're not accepting. You can't do that. And, you know, I'm the guy that's really, you know, I have like a problem with Luke going out to parties and things like that. I'm like, he can't go to a party. And she's like, he's going to be in college. He's going to be in college. And Chelsea, you know, of course we'll go, he's going to be in college. You know, he's got to like, you know what else? So I did the whole with the girls. He's going to be in college. Chelsea, you there?

Yes. Yeah.

Okay. What does mom think of these girls hitting up Luke on Instagram?

Inappropriate.

But they could show him around campus.

Inappropriate. He is still in high school. They are in college.

Inappropriate. What is wrong with it? You know what, though?

Where do you want me to start?

Well, in a year from now, these are girls that he's going to have.

Well, a year from now, that's fine. He is still in high school.

Listen, Chelsea then goes,

I haven't even gone to prom.

Chelsea's like, if we, well, imagine this. He can go to prom with a girl that's from college.

Absolutely not inappropriate.

Chelsea says, if you had a daughter, you would never. I go, exactly. But for a son, I'm just kind of like, you know what? You know, Luke, this is nice. You'll have friends at school. We want him, don't we want him to fit in?

No, inappropriate. At that point, I was trying to get you and Dennis not to enroll in that school.

Yeah. So Chelsea's best friend growing up, her husband, Dennis, and I were talking about how we wanted to just enroll in school. Right. Because we didn't get a college experience. Yeah. It's like the greatest college experience ever to be on campus.

My dad used to come visit me at Butler, and I would take him to fraternity parties, and he was a hit.

Chelsea already was trying to look up what Parents Weekend was because I was excited. I might take off a week for Parents Weekend. It might be Parents Week.

And not a week

Here's the thing though Luke, you always like to say That Luke looks like you This is a compliment to your looks That there are girls flirting with him

It's inappropriate

And how do we know that they are actually Wanting to do bad things

Well I told him This could be a man, you have no idea It could be a man who's taking pictures Well

Listen, but think of this We said we want to make sure he has tutors when he's on campus. Guess what? He'll have tutors on campus.

No.

I have a question because I've been listening to this show for a long time, this Mojo in the Morning Radio show. Yes. I remember you telling me a story once about the age difference between you and your wife when you guys met.

Yes. Spike brings up a very good point. I was 20 years old. You were 17.

And I had already graduated from high school. And when I first met you, I didn't even want to talk to you.

No, but this is – Spike brings up a very good point. You cannot do this. You'd be a hypocrite.

Again, I had already graduated from high school.

Okay.

So there's just a difference. I'll assume we forget. Just a couple more months, you know.

Well, they haven't met him yet. I mean, they're just laying the groundwork. They're just getting ready for fall.

Hold on.

He's going to be homeschooled pretty soon.

He's going to OCC. What's going on, Blair? Yeah. Hi. What did you want to say?

I was a senior in high school, and my husband was in college. We were just dating at the time. We weren't married.

What year of college was he in?

He was a freshman, so it wasn't, like, super different, but it was still.

Chelsea, see this? She met her husband while she was in high school, and he was in college.

I can't hear, but that.

Inappropriate. Let me do my Chelsea impersonation. Inappropriate. What was it again, Chelsea? You are so inappropriate, it's crazy Yes, inappropriate Alright, thank you for the call, Blair What's going on, Michael?

Hey, Mojo

Hi

Hey, so I just wanted to say I was at MSU on Friday visiting some friends, and they were actually telling me that they get notified sometimes that they're bringing, that MSU is going to bring a tour into their room. So I don't know how true that is for every tour they do, but that's what they were telling me.

Oh, so it's like it's real student rooms, like current student rooms. So they must have been out at the time that we were in there.

Yeah, exactly. They must get notified at the time, and they let them know, you know, clean it up or whatnot. Does Luke

Is Luke going to go in blind Or is he going to know his roommate

I don't know Chelsea do you know that I don't even know that

Is he going to go in blind Or does he know his roommate No no no no He already knows who his roommate is going to be Yeah

And it's going to be one of the girls That's going to ask what's her name No it's not Alright I'll talk to you later Chelsea Bye Love you. Bye. We'll be right back.

This is the Midwest's number one morning show. And that's kind of sad. Mojo in the morning.

Mojo in the morning show. I saw that our producer, KP, was out and about this weekend. And I noticed that you were hanging out. It looked like on campus in Ann Arbor, is that right?

Yeah, we were in downtown Ann Arbor, so we weren't at the school or anything.

Oh, I thought you were partying with a bunch of college kids. I was like, that's cool. It sounds like fun.

No, we still like to have a good time. We're just not in college anymore. No? We're just having trouble growing up. No, my friend who I went to college with lives out in Ann Arbor because she's a nurse out there.

Oh, at Michigan Medicine?

Yes. That's cool. Yeah, so she's busy, busy, and finally grabbed her for a weekend, and we went out and went bar hopping to a couple different places, but we had a time. We had a good time.

How good of a time did you have? You know you had a good time when you wake up the next day and something crazy was told to you of what happened the night before.

Yeah, so I woke up. I'm actually super proud of myself because I brought a change of clothes. Ended up leaving it in my car So I didn't get to wear that change of clothes I ended up having to wear my friend's pajamas And then in the morning get back into the night out clothes Which is the worst feeling ever But I was checking the mirror the following morning And I noticed something special on my pants Uh oh Hold on Wait, can we guess? Yeah, guess

Alright, let's guess here right now Guess what was on KP's pants the next day

The sticky tag that says the size. Nope.

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Something from the night before. Something from the party the night before. Drink that was spilled on you. Beer.

Not a drink, but it is kind of liquid.

Okay. Oh, God. Oh, wait. Hold on a second. Were there other people involved besides you and the girlfriend? No. No. Okay.

I'm sorry. I went right down there. Got to ask. No.

Mike, any guesses on your part for KP? and what was on her pants? Well, I was going down that road, too.

But throw up?

Is it puke? No. Oh, God.

No throw up. Oh, my God. This is before you throw it up.

Before you throw it up?

It's food. I'll give you it. It's food. It's a condiment.

A condiment? Oh.

Mustard. Close.

Ketchup?

Yes. Ketchup? Wait.

You said you went out to a club or something, right? Yes.

Only me would go to a club and find ketchup on the ground and trail themselves through it. and it was literally, it looked like a massacre. I'm calling it the Ketchup Massacre because it was all over the bottom of my pants. I'm not kidding. It looked like I ran through a river of ketchup.

Why was there ketchup in the club?

Well, that could also be my fault, too. Not going to lie.

I think Usher had a song about it. Ketchup in the club.

Ketchup in the club. Did they have food? I mean, obviously they had food. We were ordering food, but the guy in front of me at the bar was wearing this hoodie, and he was super, super tall, and I thought it would be really funny to see how many packets of ketchup I could put in his hoodie without him noticing. And I guess I must have dropped a couple packets because that's exactly how I... I'm just trying to picture how did I... It's the wrong keyword. It wasn't ketchup, it was karma. It was. I was trying to figure out how I ended up with all this ketchup on me. Like, where could I have possibly gone? It was my own... It was self-inflicted. It was your own doing. Yeah. Ketchup karma.

Your shenanigans from the club that caused you to get it all over you, huh?

Yeah, so I dropped a bunch of packets on the ground, and I must have stabbed it with my heel because it was stuck to me.

Don't you love, by the way, that when you wake up the next day after being out in the club.

and you want to go out with your friends and stuff like that, you have to go out with your going-out hair. You know what I mean? Like, girls...

Yeah, but you have good going-out hair, KP.

My hair gets really ratty. Like, it's...

It's not fair. You've got good curly hair. Thank you.

I always love whenever I see my Chaldean friends out the next day after a wedding, a big Chaldean wedding, and the girls all still have their makeup, and they're, like...

And it's perfect, so...

Done-up hair and stuff, and they're at the Coney.

See, that was the worst. Those curls will stay for days. Yes. They do. I had my day after makeup on, though, which I'm not proud of. You know, you got to take your makeup off.

But sometimes it's just impossible. Sometimes it's just too good a night.

It's the ketchup walk of shame that you had.

I was grossed out. I'm like, did I murder someone and not even realize it? Oh, my God. No, I'm just kidding. At least. No, it's true, though. It looks like a crime scene. People are probably thinking I did something funky somewhere. Yeah. I was going to say, first response for me would be blood, not ketchup. Right. That's what I thought. I'm like, oh, my God, am I bleeding all over my ankles? Did I not even realize that I cut myself?

Well, at least the ketchup was around your ankles, not around your crotch. Oh, my God. Oh, geez.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. After a night of being out partying, what did you wake up to the next day that you couldn't explain?

The best part of going out is waking up the next morning and trying to piece together the events that transpired.

For me, it's going through my purse. Spike, you know this just from being in Vegas. Anything that's on the bar, fair game. Stirrers.

Fruit. I ended up stealing like six mozzarella sticks from my neighbor that night. From your neighbor? Yeah, the guy next to me sitting there. You know what? If I have one too many tequila shots, I get a little fun. I get like nothing. There are no rules. We're going to put a bunch of ketchup in somebody's hoodie. Like, that is what we're doing.

By the way, remind me never to go out with her. Like, I love you, KP. You're such a sweet person. Not when you're drinking tequila. No. It's like, all of a sudden, randomly, it's like, why do you have, like, you know, mayonnaise on you?

You're not going to meet a cute cowboy for playing these reindeer games.

No, he loved it. I even gave him a little smooch on the cheek. Hold on a second. Hold on. Did you dig his number? No.

Let me taste that. What is that? Hold on. Oh, it's barbecue sauce. Barbecue sauce. That's what it is. The night before. So you met some guys? Met a guy?

No. The only person I met this weekend was this guy who said he was a dentist, but he had really bad breath, so I don't think he was a dentist.

He needed a dentist. That's what he was trying to say to you. Hi, Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hey, good morning. I got a story that can be at KP.

Okay. What did you wake up to the next day after a night of partying?

Uh, well, not necessarily what I woke up to, but, uh, what I stole the night before.

Oh, okay. What was it? What did you steal?

Uh, a bunch of letters from a McDonald's sign. Apparently, I got drunk. I drank too much. I walked to McDonald's, bought some food, passed out my food. Cops took me home. I walked in the front door. My mom said, Michael, you're in trouble. I said, I know. I walked out the back door, got back in the cop car. Uh, they came back to get me again. Jeez. I woke up next morning and all the letters were on the floor. I have no idea. The letters?

Oh, you mean like the letters on the sign that they would write like the deals and stuff with?

Yeah, I think I was trying to spell my name and I don't even know.

Did you have a ladder? How did you get up there? It's like a free question.

Well, it was a little, I'm a little bit older. They didn't necessarily have the larger signs back there. They had them in the front lawn too, so. Okay.

What's going on, Will? Hi.

Hey, how's it going?

Good, man. And what did you wake up to or with the next morning after partying?

About 10 years ago, actually. Woke up at my basement floor because I fell down the stairs after a Tiger game and broke my ankle.

Oh, jeez. There's a lot of people that probably wake up to broken something the next day after they drink too much. Because the alcohol offsets any of the pain that you have. Maria, this is an interesting one. What did you wake up to?

um when i was in college um me and my roommate you know we lived in a dorm and we went out and we were pretty hammered and in the middle of the night i felt this like lump at the end of my bed and i thought it was my roommate and i look up and my roommate sleeping in her bed and it was this random girl that walked into our dorm room and we were like poking her like you know if you

like poke something with a stick yeah you want to make sure she's alive yeah and she like wouldn't

wake up and then she finally like woke up and also this was during like halloween weekend so like she's in her full costume like so confused

I think she was a ladybug lucky can I ask you a question yeah did anything happen with you guys

or did she just use the bed to sleep I mean she like when we were like poking her she like woke up and she was staring at us and like very confused I know but so there was there was nothing romantic about her being in your bed oh no no no I think she like thought it was her friend's dorm room and she just like walked in the wrong door and just got into the bed that could

be a bad thing all these things are reasons why oh my gosh you gotta we gotta put an air tag on

kp when she goes out next weekend uh what's going on tara hi hi uh january 1st 2021 uh the day after new year's eve i woke up with a street cone um the orange street cone yeah yeah i had one of them on my porch the next day of new year 21 and i'm gonna swear it was not me yeah isn't it funny how you

always want to just take those when you're drunk take like signs and things what was funny is i

had i live on a main street in fosteria and uh uh the rogue crew was out the next day working on the on the streets and the cone was still on my porch and i'm like holy crap i'm going to jail you know fci's on the way so i go out there and i'm like hey um this cone randomly you know got on my porch. Do you want to take it back? He's like, sure, randomly. He's like, no, it's my gift to you.

I know. That's great. Awesome.

Well, I love you guys. Shout out to Ironside BSC for Amazon delivery. Love you guys. Love you, too.

Thank you. Stacey.

Hello. Okay, so quite a few years ago, we had a festival in our town, and there was nowhere to park. We had to park like really far away, you know, in the down like side street and i had been drinking really heavy so i did not want to drive home so i ended up just walking home got so so drunk i couldn't even find our my house when i was actually walking home so the next morning i woke up obviously so hungover and i looked out the window to see like make sure i didn't park the car funny or anything i looked out the car was Not there I realized I had Walked home and I literally Lost the car I borrowed The car from my babysitter My car was in the shop She had been calling me all day wanting her car back And I literally could not Find it anywhere

Did you guys eventually find it

Yes I had to get my two daughters My younger daughters to go and start walking Through the St. Clair with me Looking all over for the car and we did end up Finding it but that was like mid-evening by then by the time we found it and i think the babysitter knew that we did lose the

car so it was bad i mean there's only three bars in saint claire but that's a great sign

yeah it was during a festival we weren't oh we were just drinking oh yeah well at least you

were smart enough to walk home right i mean there's one silver lining good yeah i lose my

car when i'm completely sober so all right mojo in the morning show so uh megan your brother's

uh girlfriend what did she what sport did she play uh softball she played in uh college oh really okay yeah very intense she's very fit she's very intimidating she's a strong lady well you you you were an athlete yeah did you play soccer yeah but i um i went to college and then decided to give up on myself completely and then i let everything go and now i am not a tough lady anymore i used to be a very fit adult and then you know freshman 15 turns into sophomore 50 and then junior i don't know taco bell for breakfast and then senior i we're about

to graduate who cares so is she still play soccer or i mean uh softball now is she still do like

adult league softball yeah so she does adult leagues and she did one this weekend and it was an overnight tournament it was 21 and over adults co-ed league and um they started at like i want to say eight or nine o'clock at night and it went until six or seven in the morning

where do they play they play in warm climates or they play indoors one of those like domes

yeah yeah so we go there and we're thinking we're showing up and we're going to um like have some drinks there's going to be drinks there there's got to be a dj with some music play and there's got to be so much stuff going on nope this was the most intense indoor softball tournament for adults i have ever seen in my entire life and because it was co-ed every single one of the girls was trying to have fun they were they were dancing they were joking and every guy was taking it like this was their entrance into the mlb and this was their own

shot at making it into the big leagues and it was so not fun and it was so intense because all the boys would start yelling at the girls or not throwing to the girls and instead just trying to run to the bases that none of the girls are playing and i felt so bad for all of them it was

terrible so the guys were taking it way too seriously way too seriously and i think if i'm not mistaken with adult co-ed you have to have a certain amount of of women on the field at the

same time, right? Correct. Correct. And so

these guys are just being a bunch of

a-holes. Booty holes. Yeah, little booty holes. And not only was I shocked by the men's behavior, I was also quite shocked by how many children were there at midnight.

I was very shocked. Oh, really? Parents that bring their

kids out there. Very shocking. I felt like it was a big deal. They're real dedicated to playing.

Real quick, and I got a thought on this whole thing, because I used to do the adult league sports. I did a basketball. And we, for some reason, turn into LeBron James when we do this you know i mean like when you're out playing adult league like you start becoming like but the the adult league stuff and then i also megan i umpired adult league that was how i put myself through college and i paid you i would get followed into the parking lot oh my god i got paid great money i was a u triple s a umpire i don't know that means anything i was i was certified certified but i would get followed into the parking lot and the worst people that were for these adult leagues church leagues the church league i i threw a pastor out of a game of a church and the pastor wanted to kick my ass in the parking lot and i found it was like pastor of one of those like strip malls you know uh christian churches and i was like man this guy's a pastor of a church and he literally wanted to kill me and he had the hand of god with him so i was afraid of that but what's that like is there a prize at the end like i know there's fundraisers and they raise money for these teams but do you win money at the end you get i think you do or you also get a trophy you know who plays in these things monty our official pharmacist of the mojo he actually is a um he's a world series softball champion oh yes so i don't know is your brother's girlfriend is

is their team good enough to like play in a world series um so they only lost two games the entire night, and I still came in fourth place. I guess it was kind of intense, but the only prize was a small

trophy. Monty, quick question for you. Do you yell at the girls on your softball team? Are you on a co-ed team, or is it an all-guys team? I'm on both. You're on both? Megan's telling a story here right now, and she's telling a story about how her brother's girlfriend was playing softball this weekend, and everybody, all adult league softball people are nuts.

Yeah, they are. Well, co-ed, especially if you have competitive guys, yeah, because they think everyone should be on their level, but co-ed's a different level. Co-ed's out there to have fun.

Yeah.

Unless you're playing on a competitive co-ed team.

It wasn't very fun for Megan watching spectating this thing.

No, no, I believe it. I totally believe that.

Monty, by the way, listen to this. The other night we went out to eat, and Monty wore his World Series ring. He actually has.

I didn't realize it was that serious.

I said to him, is that your class ring? And he goes, no, it's my World Series ring. Oh, from softball. Yeah, from his softball thing. Monty, how many World Series have you won?

Three, four.

Do you get any money out of this whole deal or just that ring?

No, just for fun. It's just fun.

You end up spending a lot of money, right?

Yeah, but we have sponsors. We have sponsors.

Does that ring get you laid, Monty? Like if you go into a bar, do you show that ring and they think you're a...

No, not really.

Then take the damn thing off and put it in your shoe. Put it in your sock drawer, will you please?

Yeah, you got it.

All right, buddy. I'll talk to you later.

Yes, sir. Bye-bye.

I'll see you. Wes plays on an adult hockey league. Oh, they're crazy. They get serious.

I have yet to go to a game because he plays on Sunday nights. I got to go one of these.

Well, Megan says people bring their kids. Megan says people's kids are out there that late. Isn't that nuts?

Baby in car seats, toddlers.

I was going to say, I don't think he starts playing until like 10 p.m. Megan, is your brother the type that if one of the guys on the team yelled at his girlfriend, Would he go out on the field and, like, hit him over the head with a bat or something?

Oh, yeah, yeah. My brother is tough.

No, he's not. Who would be more likely to stick up for your brother's girlfriend, you or your brother Sean?

Oh, me for sure. For sure me. I think I like my brother's girlfriend more than he likes her.

Yeah, she sounds cool. This sounds like a good relationship. We should start our own team. What do you guys think if we all put together a softball team for the summer?

I've done a ton of adult leagues. I wouldn't do softball. Let me tell you, the best league there is is adult dodgeball leagues. I did do dodgeball. Yeah, dodgeball is fun. When I graduated from college, they let me play one game and then they never let me. play again i'm gonna skip the game and i just plan the after bar every well every advanced team get the place set up for you every team needs a mascot yep or it wasn't dodgeball it was kickball was kickball league too yeah yeah i saw adult keepy uppy leagues where you literally keep a

balloon off the ground and there's obstacles stop it right now oh i could i could kill somebody at

that game pickleball too all the time what about pickleball i told you guys i played pickleball a couple times this past summer it's yeah it's easy it's like wiffle ball but with rackets it's actually fun we should play we should get more active we all need to get more exercise that's

all outdoors you're just laughing as you're saying it because you know it is not we're not

doing it yeah it's like the dumbest thing ever that i'm thinking synchronized swimming now that would be funny that would be awesome taylor swift tickets we're going to give you a chance to win those. And speaking of Taylor, the Grammys last night, what do you got in the Dirty?

Well, we'll recap the Grammys. There were some snubs. Some people were real upset about a couple of things. Who was left off the in-memoriam? And Adele talking about her love for Rihanna. I'll play this for you. Shannon's dirty. Is Shannon pretty dirty? A dirty dirty?

More Mojo in minutes.

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Ten-yard penalty. Automatic first down. Please set the clock to a phone scan at 9.50. Taylor Swift tickets. Here's the deal. If you win these, you get a chair. Something that Taylor doesn't like to sit in. You can actually get it at Ford Field, too, which is great. Still debating, by the way. People are still debating. There's a lot of Team Megan on this one saying that Megan is right. Taylor was just trying to make herself stand out in the crowd by standing up the entire time at the Grammys last night.

Can I say one thing to Taylor Swift fans? Sure. You're allowed to be a fan of somebody and not like something. I'm the biggest Harry Styles fan. His outfit last night at the Grammys was garbage. Really? Oh, I liked his outfit. I didn't really love the performance as much, but I liked the outfit. Red carpet outfit was great. Performance outfit was great. And Mike's right. Performance outfit's great. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I love that. Mike's right. His speech sucked. He could have put more effort into his speech. Everybody wanted Beyonce to win, and at least if he had a good speech, people would care. Nobody? Nobody? Not a word? Now back to Taylor Swift.

I was waiting for Mike to respond.

I said that already. I agree with what I said earlier. What is happening? All right, so here's the deal. This is what we learned with the Grammys. The Grammys have pit us against Beyonce fans, against Harry Styles fans. Who else? Oh, Chris Brown against some guy that nobody knows. And Meghan against Taylor. But that's always the case.

It wasn't even Taylor Swift all night. It was just, why was she standing all night? You're allowed to say that was weird behavior.

It's weird behavior. I agree with you. She's trying to make herself look at Text the word Taylor to win tickets To go see Taylor Swift Text Taylor to 95500 And you'll have a chance to go see Taylor Swift Standard text and data rates to apply I wish we could have changed the word and had it be chair That would have been

Megan, she's the best And don't you forget it This is Mojo in the Morning Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30

Did Tony offend you or something That he's rewritten all these ones to be positive towards you?

I don't know. Or maybe he just realizes everybody is mean to me for no reason and he's trying to be the only one that's nice.

Oh, that's such a nice thing on his part. He's like a typical dad, isn't he? Always there. What's going on in this hour's Dirty on the 30th?

So lots of people talking about Beyonce setting a new record for the most Grammy wins of all time last night. She won her 32nd trophy. Where does she keep all these? That's my question. I would love to know.

That's a great question.

But do you have a wall

the Grammys in your home?

Yeah, or do you, like, give them away for people to display? Like, I don't know. But the milestone came with the announcement of the award for Best Dance Electronic Music Album for Renaissance. It was her fourth win of the night last night.

I'd like to thank the queer community for your love and for inventing this genre.

God bless you. Thank you so much to the Grammys. So she also won two pre-show awards, and then she won the second award of the live show for Best R&B Song for Cuff It. However, she wasn't able to accept that award because she was sitting in traffic. L.A. traffic is terrible, and even Beyonce is not immune to it. So she was late. Crowd did go nuts when she finally was brought in by security in that beautiful metallic dress she was wearing, but nonetheless.

kind of funny. Harry Styles taking home album of the year for Harry's House, which lots of controversy this morning. Beyonce fans are still demanding a recount. Adele winning best pop solo performance for Easy On Me. Lizzo taking home record of the year for About Damn Time. And then the In Memoriam segment also causing a little bit of controversy. Bonnie Raitt, Sheryl Crow, Mick Fleetwood performed. Kacey Musgraves loved her. She did her song, Cold Miner's Daughter. And then Quavo sang his tribute to the late Takeoff, accompanied by the Maverick City Music Choir. So obviously we're singing images and paying tribute to people who have passed away this year in the music industry. Well, Aaron Carter did not get a mention during that segment who passed away back in November, causing his fans to kind of hop on social media and say, What the heck? Why'd you forget him? I still haven't seen anything from the Recording Academy in terms of a comment. I don't know if you guys have.

You call them out for missing one or two every year. Yeah. But he's one of the higher profile ones that was recent enough that they should have remembered.

Yeah.

Prior to the Grammys last night on Saturday night, it's always Clive Davis' annual pre-Grammys gala that he puts on at the Beverly Hilton. Kevin Costner actually got up on stage this year and took a moment to thank Clive for providing guidance to the late Whitney Houston when they all did The Bodyguard back in 1992 together.

How do any three people find each other in this world? I don't know. In this business, the truth is it really doesn't matter who we are or where we begin. And it's only about the intersection, how we come together and what we make of that fateful union.

I always feel like when he talks nowadays, that he's his character, John Dutton. John Dutton. Yeah, from Yellowstone.

Or reverse that, I feel like maybe he hasn't been acting all along. He just walks on a set and talks and he's himself. And we're like, wow, that was really good.

We're taking you to the train station, Clive.

Jennifer Hudson, by the way, did a beautiful tribute to Whitney Houston singing Greatest Love of All and she's just absolutely freaking phenomenal. I was going to say

she sounds just like Whitney Houston here right now. Oh, that is Whitney Houston.

Adele telling her crowd at her Vegas residency on Friday night that she will be cheering for not the Eagles, not the Chiefs on Super Bowl Sunday. She'll be cheering for Rihanna from the sidelines.

I love that

I don't give a flying F about football

I'm going just for Rihanna So my friend took his wife to go see that Adele show He said it was He's not an Adele fan He said it was the best thing he's ever gone to do And I said even like Having your children And getting married He goes better than that

I've heard it's amazing

He said it was the most unbelievable thing And so, Megan, did you buy tickets or were you going to go to?

I tried.

Yeah.

You want to talk about this Taylor Swift Ticketmaster controversy? It was going on with these adult tickets and Harry Styles tickets. It is hard out here. They were so expensive. Yeah. And they were selling so fast. And the unfortunate part was everybody who got tickets to the first residency, which this is fair, immediately got tickets to the second residency.

So it was really, really hard to get tickets. Yeah. Yeah. And lastly, you guys have heard about that Florida retirement complex, the villages.

Oh, yeah.

It's like the highest concentrated rate of STDs among older adults or something. It's always on this list, right? Well, this is a big thing on TikTok and Reddit right now, that people who live in the villages have been caught on video putting loofahs on their cars. And supposedly, allegedly, the loofahs are to distinguish their sexual styles.

Oh, really?

Loofah code for the residents. Loofahs come in seven colors. Each have a different meaning. White is for beginners. Black is for those who want it all at the villages. Other colors, like teal, are apparently reserved for those who identify as bisexual. Purple is for those who like to watch. However, some people who live there are coming out to say, no, this is not true. The loofahs simply help us find our vehicle since we all drive similar cars.

Lies.

But it's so funny. The pictures are so funny. All right. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on thedintofmorning.com.

Biggest song requests from this past weekend. Can you guys guess? And by the way, Taylor was not part of it for the first time in weeks. What do you guys think are the biggest song requests from this past weekend? I would say Kill Bill. Yeah. Because that's what I was listening to all weekend. And that's my favorite, yeah. Kill Bill is on that list. Yes. She looked great at the Grammys.

Mm-hmm.

Such a good song

Also most requested From this past weekend Beyonce Cuff It Everybody crazed over Beyonce tickets We will have them for you

How fast does Beyonce sell out

Once it goes on sale

Seconds

That's a big venue too

They said the early demand is 800% the allotted amount of tickets available. So Ticketmaster's going to have to sort that out just like they did with Taylor.

Oh, good luck. Yeah. And the most requested song was not Kill Bill or Cuff It.

It was Miley Cyrus.

Those are your most requested songs on Channel 955, 92.5 KISS FM, and 104.5 SNX. Can you tell us what song you like the most? Text 95500, and we'll be right back with more Mojo in the Morning and a phone scam coming up in moments.

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All right, your home of the phone scams. It is Mojo in the Morning. If you've got an idea for a phone scam, send it to us. You can go to our website and click on phone scam submissions. This morning's phone scam is an instant classic. This one's brand new. It's great. You're going to love it. Mallory and Miranda took their mom to Vegas to celebrate her 60th birthday, and mom got so drunk the first night that two security officers had to carry her out of the bar and up the strip to her hotel to put her in bed. She had to be tucked in to her bed by security guards. She does not remember much of that night. Well, it's perfect because now Spike is going to call her and tell her that she skipped out on a bill and she's in trouble. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

Mojo in the Morning, your home of the world-famous phone scams.

Hello?

Yes, hello. I'm trying to reach Cindy's ****, please. This is her. Cindy, my name is Daniel Ocean. I'm calling from **** Customer Relations. How are you today? I'm good. Okay, great. Do you have a few minutes to talk about your recent stay with us? Sure. I'm writing an incident report which involved your visit on the 20th. I understand you were in our piano bar until it closed at 2 a.m., is that correct? Yes. It was at that time that two of our security guards left their post. Do you know them personally? What is your relationship?

I have no idea who they are.

Well, our security cameras do show you leaving with them.

No, I know that, but I don't personally know them. I don't.

You left the bar with two people you don't know? I'm wondering if by any chance you were intoxicated at that bar. I was. So how intoxicated would you say you were?

Not overly intoxicated.

There was an unsettled bill for your party for $381 on our property. Did the gentleman tell you not to worry about paying it because they would take care of it? No. The two security guards left their post, and my reason for getting a statement from you is that they're going to get written up and possibly put on probation. We're trying to determine if something more nefarious happened here. Where did they take you? Did they take you to another bar?

No, they just took me over to the Wingsbury, my daughter.

Well, they told us that they took you to another bar. You're saying they didn't. They took you to a hotel?

No, they took me back to my hotel. They just made sure I got into my place safely.

So you went back to your own property, and how long did you stay with the two gentlemen?

Like, I don't know, five minutes?

Do you find it weird that they would just leave their job and wander to another hotel resort with a customer they had never met before?

They just wanted to make sure I got there safely.

Two gentlemen that work on our resort met you for the first time. You were drinking at the bar. Yes. All three of you decided to suddenly leave without any prior introduction. You don't know these gentlemen, but you took them back to your hotel.

They only took me to the entrance, and then my daughter got me.

What did your daughter say when you showed up with two gentlemen that you don't know? She wasn't happy. You're claiming you were intoxicated. You do not know what happened to the gentleman after that, in which they walked you by.

As far as I know, they went back to where they were supposed to go.

So you left the bar without paying the bill for the drinks that you had?

Oh, no, we paid our bill at the bar. Not according to the statement here. We have an unsettled bill for $381 on our property.

We paid a bar bill there that was $250.

Did you continue to have shots after you paid the bill? No. Do you want to guess what my security cameras say? They say you had extra shots at the bar.

Are those the ones that Casey and Jason paid for?

I don't know who those gentlemen are.

Casey and Jason are the people that were sitting right beside me at the bar.

Do you have their phone numbers that I could speak with them? No, I don't. So just some random strangers paid for your drinks? Yeah. And I'm trying to figure out if there's a crime going on here, maybe something between you and our security guards.

Oh, absolutely not. That's weird because I know we paid our bill when we left the bar.

How do you know that if you're intoxicated? You're right. What were you celebrating at the bar?

My birthday.

Also seemed like you could hardly walk on your way out of the bar. that i was having trouble walking cindy this all isn't adding up for us here and that's why i'm putting an incident report together can i just ask you do you think it's appropriate for a 60 year old to act in front of her daughters in that manner no i totally regret it let me reword that question to be a little more direct do you think it's appropriate for your two adult daughters to phone-scammed their mother on the Mojo in the morning show?

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? Oh, my God. I am going to kill those girls. Oh, my God.

Happy birthday, Cindy. It's Spike, Mojo, Shannon, everybody.

Oh, my God.

Wow, it sounds like we missed quite the party last weekend in Vegas.

Oh, my God. I don't know.

A little birdie told me you couldn't even walk home, that you had to be carried back to the room, and then you slept on the floor. Yes! That's the way to celebrate.

Oh, my God.

We will, we will scam you. You've been phone scammed. It's Mojo in the Morning's world-famous phone scams.

mojo in the morning a little impromptu survey that spike wants to do here right now with the

listeners caused a little bit of a date a debate uh i was out with my megans i was out with megan from the show and megan my girlfriend really and uh i was blessed tell me squared

Was it confusing as to what to call each? Because you on the show call Meg your girlfriend, Meg.

Not today. He's been calling her Megan all day.

But I know that she, does she like to be called Meg or Megan?

I always call her Megan. And I think she just reluctantly took Meg because she knew we had to differentiate them on the show. And also, when I first started dating Meg, I put an emoji next to her name. so I would not mistakenly text something dirty to our Megan. Oh, my God. I appreciate that. Can you imagine?

Wait, wait, wait. Do I have an emoji, too? And if so, what is it?

No, none for you. I wanted to be looking as different as possible, so I always knew who I was texting. You're welcome.

And if Megan were to have, our Megan from the show, were to have an emoji, what emoji? Would it be the middle finger?

It's got to be the middle finger.

Yes, 100%. Of course. It's the thing she gives me most. All right. So go back. You were. So when I was out with them, it started a conversation because my girlfriend, we overheard one of the guys in front of us tell his girl that she's so pretty. And my girlfriend said, don't ever call me pretty. I said, what do you mean? She goes, I don't think a guy should tell his girlfriend or his wife that she's pretty. I think that's a term you use for strangers. So I said, how about beautiful? And she said, I love beautiful. She loves beautiful. She loves sexy. She loves gorgeous, but not pretty.

Pretty just lace flat to her?

Yeah.

Just like me?

Well, she said pretty or cute. Pretty is what you call a stranger. Uh-huh. So, like, I'll only say someone's pretty. Like, that's the word I use if I'm talking to my girlfriend. Like, oh, look how pretty that girl is over there. Because to me, it sounds very generic and basic. I'm not going to get in trouble if I say, look how sexy that girl is over there. Then I'm thinking something different. So, yeah. Well, and this is where they had a different opinion.

Wait, so what do you think, Megan? Well, I think pretty is fine, but I also think you're using pretty wrong. Pretty is reserved for the people you love most because that's the nice way of calling them dumb.

Oh, my God.

You're so pretty. You are so pretty. You are so pretty. Right, right, right.

well then megan said cute is you call ugly people who dress nice because meg and megan were agreeing nobody wants to be called

cute and cute's what you call a dog too like a puppy or something oh that's cute or a kid yeah

whenever somebody's in my dms like oh my god you're so cute i'm like oh my god you're so disrespectful i feel like i would take cute but i think honestly i think anything wrong with any of these no cute is disrespectful really yes yes you call me hot call me is it a little patron

Recognizing to be cute?

Yeah.

Like, Mike, that should not be your first, second, or third choice to call Allie cute. Well, there's a lot of better compliments.

Cute is what you say to a girl who has a good personality.

What if a guy calls you effable?

Oh, yes, here's my number.

Really? Honestly, you don't think that's a disrespectful thing or no?

No, because it's been so long.

What about adorable?

That's what you want grandma to call you.

Yeah, adorable is what I want an old lady to call me But not a man

Okay, and then the one we didn't bring up What about hot?

Yeah, I want you to objectify me

Wait, you can call you effable But you can't call you hot

She said yeah

Oh, okay, I thought you were joking We don't know when you're being sarcastic Yeah, I never know what the sarcasm comes in Alright, 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548

It's pretty bad Or it's pretty good. Pretty good, girl. Yes.

Your thoughts on this one? You can also text 95500 and tell us. What about you have a Pixar booty?

Is that a good one? Like the Incredibles?

I mean, yeah, I'd take her booty. Yeah. That's a good one. A little ass a girl?

Yeah. Okay. She's thick with two C's.

I do think she's right, though. Now that I think about it, pretty is just kind of like, eh.

Just kind of false.

It shouldn't be a choice. There's so many better words. Yeah.

What about KP and Lydia? What do you guys think about that, our producers? What do you guys want to be called? What's the thing? I know they're grabbing calls, but I want to get their opinion on this one.

Well, I think when you call someone pretty, that's definitely like, you are definitely a plain bagel.

Yeah. I cannot think of anything else to call you. Maybe a double-toasted plain bagel, but a plain bagel.

Maybe a couple little everything seeds on it. What's the best that you've ever been called by somebody?

The best?

Yeah, by a guy.

Oh, my gosh. Like, are we talking about appearance-wise? Or just, like... Yeah, obviously.

Like the most flattering compliment a guy has given you.

Yeah. I really connect with you. You make me laugh so hard.

So nothing about your appearance. No, I don't really care about that.

Do girls want to be called funny?

Like, you're funny? Oh, my God, I love that. Yeah. Well, all these terms, we're specifically talking about appearance.

Yeah, but I got it. I got it. If somebody called me ethereal...

A what?

Hold on, let me get my dictionary. Yeah, I'd be like, let me Google.

Is that real?

Do you know what Meg? My girlfriend said the best compliment I ever gave her. She like melted. She said the best compliment. I called her timeless.

Ooh.

Why? She came down for a dinner. We were going out to dinner, and I said, you look timeless.

Did you give her a diamond after that?

Oh, no, I didn't need to. That was like the gift right there. Apparently, that really connected with her.

Savannah, what are your thoughts?

literally nothing disrespectful about being called cute you've never gone into work and had your outfit and your hair and your nails done and had your office workers be like girl you're so cute

so cute yeah my girlfriend should be saying you look good not you look cute savannah i'm talking

about your man calling you that it's like that's that's acceptable for co-workers sexy but there's

also like the way that megan had that tone in her voice about how it was disrespectful how could that be disrespectful

I stand behind what I said it is disrespectful

how about if a guy calls you fine he says you are fine

fine is a nice one cute is not disrespectful though

Kinsey hi

hi how are you good how are you good what do you

like to be called well it's not

really a compliment but when my fiance thinks I'm being kind of like dumb or ditzy he's always like aw babe you're so silly and everyone laughs because they know what he means right that silly is the nice way of calling

you stupid 100 yeah and you're the same way megan says oh you're so cute aren't you cute uh nikki

what's up cute is very condescending it's almost like you're like oh you're like a little sister i don't see you as attractive yeah and it's typically for short people which i am i'm Oh, he's called cute, and it's so, like, a little puppy, you know, you might be sexy or hot.

So you would say it's disrespectful, weird. Yeah. I'm glad we're in agreement.

Jennifer, what's up?

Okay, for anyone who thinks pretty is a bad thing, you need to listen to that song, If Pretty Was a Person.

Who sings that? Oh, I don't even know. Is it bad? Is it bad? No, no. It's an amazing song. Sounds like a country song. Yeah, I don't know what this group is.

No, it's like a rap song. Oh, it is? Yeah.

Highland star in Wale.

If pretty was a person.

Like, play it.

Look it up.

If pretty was a person. That's interesting that a rap song is that way. It's amazing.

Okay, so a lot of people like the word stunning. Delicious is another popular. Oh. Yeah. Yummy.

I had a guy call me kid once. I hated that. Oh, we had that, too. What about gorgeous?