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You're not being logical is what I'm saying.

This is like an orgasm in a cup.

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Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Thanks for being here. Tuesday, February the 7th, and we've got phone scams. We've got senseless surveys. We've got a lot of tickets to give away to big concerts. Listen to win. Taylor ticket's coming up this hour, so stick around for that. Also, stick around this hour for the Dirty on the 30. and the 5 at 6.55 as Kimberly is getting closer and closer to completing the feat and being in our Tournament of Champions, being part of the 15-time winner. So we'll see how she does. She's got to win all this week for that. Broadcasting on Channel 955 in Detroit, 92.5 KISS FM in Toledo, and 104.5 SNX in Grand Rapids, Muskegon. And if you ever miss the show and have to tune in late or maybe you have to leave early, you can always check out our podcast. We'll have those up for you on our show's podcast page. Just subscribe anywhere you get them. iHeartRadio or Spotify or Apple or whatever, wherever you get podcasts. I don't care where you go. Just as long as you go with us and you have iHeartRadio's Mojo in the Morning show there. All right, Mojo in the Morning. So Shannon learned that her soon-to-be husband, her fiancé, Wes, we have to call him a fiancé because you guys got engaged in France.

I like. Soon-to-be husband. Soon-to-be husband.

Yeah.

Wes really doesn't know you well.

Well, I don't know.

How well does he know you? How long have you guys been dating? What's the official count date?

Well, we started dating in September of 2021.

So what is that? I'm sorry, what day again? December? September. September? September.

Do you remember the 21st day of September? Was it?

It was September 21st. September 21st was the actual date?

2021.

Holy crap.

Apparently. No, but, okay, so does Chelsea or Spike, does Meg drink coffee?

Yes

Do you know what they put in their coffee?

Do you know their coffee order? Caramel macchiato, light caramel

Oh, okay, fancy

Yes

So that's our love language I make her the best coffee exactly how she likes it And then she makes me everything else and does everything else

Okay

Well, I think this is so, it's so stupid Trust me, I totally know that But for a year and a half, I have told Wes, I hate, like actually hate almond milk. Every time he gets me a coffee, he fills it to the brim with almond milk.

This is a year and a half now.

It's so dumb. But finally over the weekend, he was like, I made you a coffee. And he has almond milk because that's what he drinks. And he put almond milk in it. And I said, I don't think I can marry you because I have said so many times, I hate almond milk. and you continue to think that I love almond milk. Do you even know me?

Is that it? That's it. Is that all he doesn't know of you? There's got to be other stuff.

Oh, there's a lot he doesn't know. I just think it's funny because- That could be a big thing. No, let's put them together. It's always like this little, you know, it's just like one of those little things that- Here, I'm writing it down. So now I'm trolling him. Go ahead.

So almond milk is number one. Almond milk coffee. All right. What else has he-

Well, I don't know. That's my example. I'd have to sit down and think about it.

No, no, I know, but think about it. Does he know, okay, does he know you're-

Like, he knows I can't have avocado because I am anaphylactic. Can we call him this early? You could try. All right. He's probably sleeping.

Well, no, he has the kids. He might be awake. Hold on. We're dialing up Wes. We're going to call him up, and we're going to find out if he knows Shannon.

You know what I'm terrified of? You know when couples get married, and then their friends throw them a shower or whatever, and they do that game of, how well do you know?

Oh, gosh, yeah. Oh, boy. That's a fight starter.

First of all, those things make me so uncomfortable. Are you calling from your phone or from the station?

I'm calling from the station hotline. It will say iHeartRadio on it. Okay, okay. It will actually show up there.

Your call has been forwarded. Dang it.

Okay. All right. We'll dial one more time. I'm going to text him. Tell him to pick up the phone. Hmm, that's how this happened. It sounded like somebody... Let's start again. Give me some dialing music, please.

I would love to hear from other people who are dating or married. Something you hate, but they still think you love it.

I'm going to ask I've got some questions here From the newlywed game Board game Is there a board game? There is

That's why he's not picking up He knows he's in trouble I think he just bumped us He's questioning his whole relationship right now

I said good morning Welcome to the world of radio It's us calling Pick up the phone

So far it is just almond milk that we know of at this time. Could it be more? Yeah, but you know what they say about almond milk.

What? Oh, I can't wait for the dad joke, Mike.

There's nothing. I have nothing. You were hoping somebody else was going to jump in and say something? Once you buy... Wait, hey. Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free? There you go. There's nothing that even after all these years

you still will order for chow, sir.

Oh, well, yeah, absolutely.

And she's like, I don't even like that.

I went to Red Coat Tavern, and she said, yeah, just order for me, knowing that I would know her order, and I got her a chicken pot pie once. I think I talked about it on the air. Oh, that's right. Who orders a chicken pot pie? Oh, jeez. All right. Well, he's bumping. What do you think he's doing right now?

The more you focus on it and the more you talk about it.

I don't think he's bumping you. It's been ringing the whole time.

No, it just bumped again. It went right to it. It only rang, like, twice.

I don't know.

Maybe he's in an indisposed position right now. Did he spend the night with you last night? There's the hotline ringing.

Oh, here we go. No, he has his kids, so he might be getting his kids up instead. Oh.

There he is. Do we really know Wes? Is he even Wes? Is his name even Wes?

Do we know that?

I mean, I've seen his passport.

Oh, you did? Okay. Wes! Good morning.

I'm so sorry.

Mr. Almond Milk guy. Almond Milk.

Oh, God. Here we go.

So, everybody, this is Shannon's fiancée. Fiancée. Wes. And, Wes, I'm going to ask you some questions here, okay? Okay. What color are Shannon's eyes?

Blue. With a little bit of green.

That's true. Okay.

What is Shannon's real hair color?

Brown.

Brown?

He's like, brown? Is it brown? Yes, it's brown. Almond brown.

What is Shannon's tickle spot?

That's weird.

Anywhere on her midsection.

Is that true? That's kind of off. It is off. Uh-oh. Hold on.

I mean, I am ticklish there, but my thighs is where I'm very ticklish.

Oh, really? Okay.

It's random.

All right. Wes, what was the name of Shannon's first grade teacher?

I don't know.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I don't know.

Did I hack into her bank account?

Right? Yes. No. No. Yeah. Give me maiden names. Give me maiden names and last four digits of her social security number right now.

That's her pin.

Okay. All right. Here you go. Here you go. What is the one thing that if you bring up, it sets her off and pisses her off?

Oh. If I roll my eyes. Oh, is that true?

Or use the roll eye emoji. Drives me crazy.

What have you used or had to roll your eyes over that I want to know what rolls your eyes?

I don't know. Anytime I've used it, I use it playfully and as a joke, but I think it really just bothers her. If anybody uses it.

Shannon's favorite position, baking cookies.

I was going to say something in baseball where you had to add that.

What name? What's her favorite baseball position?

I wouldn't know. Second base. Second base. Wow.

How fast did you get to second base after September the 21st there?

It took a long time. Long time. 17 dates.

What was going on? Were you just sitting on the bench waiting to get into the game for a while there?

Exactly.

All right. Any questions from any of the other crew members?

I was just going to give Wes a tip. Like, write it down. Because once you write it, it puts it in your brain. Like, when you write things down, it helps you remember. So, like, I have in Shannon's notes in my phone, under Shannon's contact, it says, she likes Jade Citrus Mint Tea. She likes Sauvignon Blanc as her favorite wine. And it says she's ticklish on her thighs. I have all that stuff written in here so that I know.

Is that creepy? No, you know, that's... What do you have in mind?

I want to know what's in mind. Your file.

His files on all of this. He likes almond milk. Milk. All right.

Well, Wes, you got to not do this anymore. You can't order the coffee or make the coffee with almond milk.

What's wrong with almond milk? I actually like almond milk, Wes. I don't know. I just don't like it. Well, we're doing this with my five or six questions at one point, but we're going to do it at like 1 a.m.

Wait. Yeah, exactly. We're going to call it a 10 a.m. Question for you. Does Shannon ever mistakenly do things that you don't like? That's a good question. Hold on. Let me get that music one more time.

She would never do that. Yeah, right. Come on. That's a good answer. Come on.

You're still in the honeymoon stage. Wait, my friend, until she kicks your dashboard in, my friend. It's coming soon. Just ask her husband. He'll show you the damaged picture.

Oh, yeah, and he's on speed dial. Yeah, exactly.

By the way, do you guys ever do that? Does Shannon ever ask your ex, and you ask Shannon's ex questions? All right, tell me how to make this thing successful. What's going on here?

I think we have in the past. So I think it's more Andrew will say, what's your problem now?

Yes. That's actually very funny.

Enjoy her almond milk.

It starts with almond milk. That's awesome. All right. Well, Wes, we're sorry to wake you up, but we wanted to make sure that your kids got off to school at a timely hour.

Awesome. No problem. Anytime, guys.

Love you. I love you. Love you, buddy. All right. Take care. By the way, I would be the word. Do we like him, Megan?

Yeah, I really like him. It's annoying how much I like him.

You know, what's wild is I was thinking about this as a dad getting the kids off of school. I would be the worst. Chelsea better.

or never divorce me at all because if I had to get the kids off to school or do anything like that, I'd still be sleeping right now. It'd be awful. He's a very responsible man. Is that what you love about the guy?

He's a great dad. Yeah. That's definitely something that attracted me to him.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events and you tell us what year it happened.

Oh my God, I love this movie. Do you guys remember the movie Ted starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis?

Four of us out to dinner. How long have we been saying we were going to do it? Laurie, how are you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever.

I'm good. I'm good. The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week, so that's something.

Laurie's a senior VP at a big, huge PR firm.

It's not that big of a deal. Company's turning 20, so you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.

Adele won six Grammys for Album of the Year this year, her album 21.

Oh my gosh, thank you so much, thank you. Hello, I just first of all want to say, Mom, girl did good.

And Usher had the big song on radio, with Scream. What year was this? We'll set you up with the prize.

call us and tell us what year that stuff happened 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 the show equals dumb the device equals smart tell your smart device to play shuttle 95.5 on iheart radio then listen to the mojo in the morning show every morning mojo in the morning mojo in the morning testing your memory this early in the morning this is Mojo's back in the day. Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

The movie Ted came out in theaters.

Four of us out to dinner. How long have we been saying we were going to... Laurie, how are you doing? I haven't talked to you in forever.

I'm good. I'm good. The company's having their 20th anniversary party next week, so that's something.

Laurie's the senior VP at a big, huge PR firm.

It's not that big of a deal. Company's turning 20, so you can bang it, but you can't get it drunk.

Adele won six Grammys.

Oh, my gosh. Thank you so much.

And the big song was Usher's Scream. What year was this? Lauren, what year was that?

2012.

It was. Congratulations. What gave it away?

Definitely Ted.

Yeah, it's such a good movie. Cry laughing at that. We're going to set you up with the prize.

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Get you caught up on what's trending right now. Shannon, what you got in this hour is Dirty on the 30.

Well, a big congratulations to Eminem and his 27-year-old daughter, Haley Jade. She announced her engagement to Evan McClintock yesterday. You can see photos of their proposal on all of the Mojo in the Morning social medias. It's up on the Dirty page at MojoWithMorning.com. Haley's been dating Evan for a couple of years now, several years.

People were commenting that they think that this guy looks like my son.

Yeah, I got a couple of messages like that saying he's smoking hot and he looks like Mojo's son.

I remember Kim went in studio with us years ago, Haley's mom, saying that she wanted to, maybe we could do like an arranged marriage thing. I don't think Marshall would be happy about that. But we had Marshall on with us way back when talking about how Haley would listen to the phone scams. And back in the day, for those listeners that are newer to the show right now, we used to sell the phone scams on CDs at Best Buy and stuff like that.

So, Mojo, so the last time that I woke up with you in the morning, this is much better.

Haley still like the phone scams?

Yeah, we get them every time they come out.

We should call each other up and send each other each other's CDs.

Dude, we could swap.

You know what? I'm happy for the guy. That's awesome. That's good. It would be kind of cool to see pictures of him if they do a traditional wedding walking her down the aisle. Yeah.

I don't see Marshall in a tuxedo, do you? You know what? My father. Like a nice.

clean suit. What song are they going to dance

to for the first dance? Well, not one of his.

None of the ones that he's made. But my grandfather-in-law would not wear a tuxedo tower wedding. He refused to because he, my, I think my grandfather-in-law was in the mob at one point. He never said, he says, you never wanted things close to your neck like that. And he never wanted to have a shirt that was that close to your neck because it was not good. But yeah, so he wore his own little special suit. So I hope Eminem

does the same. Less than a week after announcing his retirement from the NFL, Tom Brady was stripping down to his undies. He captioned the IG photo, deal's a deal. And then he tagged his men's apparel line. He also asked his former teammates, did I do it right? Tagging Julian Edelman and Gronk. Back in June, he said he would recreate some promotional photos from a Brady brand marketing campaign that highlighted the underwear collection specifically. If a certain social media milestone was reached. It was like a certain number of likes or something. Oh, okay. He reached it, so deal's a deal. Great. He followed through, posed in his underwear with his hand

covering his gym. And he also said that he's taking a gap year. He's going to do it

all the college. Yeah, I'll play that for you next hour. He was talking about when he's actually going to start over at Fox. It was kind of interesting. And he also talked about what he's going to do

during that time. I kind of like that idea. Taking a whole year off and then coming back and, you know, doing something completely different. Yeah. What a cool thing for him to be able to do. You can do that when you're rich Or have rich parents

Or imagine your employer saying Go ahead, take a year off before we need you Right

And then they'll find another person to replace you Exactly

After losing for best R&B album At this year's Grammys Chris Brown apologized to Robert Glasper For freaking out on him In a series of now deleted Instagram stories Who the F is Robert Glasper Was among the mean things that Chris Brown wrote We talked about this during the Dirty yesterday Well, in his apology, Chris wrote, Congratulations, my brother. I would like to apologize if you took offense to my reaction at the Grammys. You were not the intended target, and I know I came off really rude and mean. After doing my research, I actually think you're amazing. Chris went on to note that his intended target was, in fact, the Recording Academy, writing, The organization isn't doing us blacks our due diligence. You and I should never be in the same category. Two totally different vibes and genres. So from one black man to another, congratulations. And while we're talking Grammys, by the way, this year's show nabbed more than 12.4 million viewers.

Wow, that's a lot.

A 30% increase from last year's ceremony and the largest audience since 2020.

So, yeah, I mean, listen, that was a show that was in the single digits of millions. And a lot of people were saying, why do they even run award shows on television? But I wonder what it was that got people more excited. Is it the music that's out nowadays?

Yeah, they have some big stars with Harry, Beyonce, and Taylor all at the forefront. But I wonder if it's just live music's back in people's lives again, and maybe they want to see performances again. Yeah, yeah.

And lastly, there's a mom on TikTok who is not too happy with DoorDash right now. She said her very young-looking 15-year-old daughter ordered DoorDash. Well, after the driver, Jared, dropped off her order, her daughter started giving messages from this guy.

My daughter ordered DoorDash, which she should be able to do. And she should be able to do it and feel safe. After he drove away, this is the message she got. Hey, Katarina, you got a boyfriend? Sorry, you were just too cute, I had to ask. Call me a helicopter, Mom. Call me Karen. You can call me whatever you want. But this, not okay.

And she said again, her daughter's 15. 15? But does not look 15. Looks way younger than 15. So the mom started responding to this DoorDasher on the app.

There is no possible way that she was mistaken as anybody he should be hitting on. So my reply was, Jared, Katerina is a minor. This is her mother. This is a food delivery service, not Tinder for pedophile behavior. I also went on to let him know that I not only notified DoorDash of this really inappropriate message to my 15-year-old daughter, but I also contacted the local police. Did I go too far? I'm sorry. I don't think there is a too far when it comes to keeping your children safe.

That's scary.

That's really scary.

Because the guy knows where you live, too.

I kept thinking about Chelsea from yesterday's show, talking about all of the girls who have been sliding into your son Luke's DMs. And in my head, I just kept going, inappropriate. Inappropriate. It's inappropriate. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on the Dirty in the Morning.

Get the stories you'll talk about all day on Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

And another phone scan in minutes. Hey, honey. It's almost Valentine's Day. Where's your device? No, not that device. Tell your smart device to wake up to Mojo in the morning on iHeartRadio. Ooh, yeah.

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home of the phone scams, Mallory and Miranda took their mom to Las Vegas to celebrate her 60th birthday. She got so drunk on the first night, two security officers had to carry her out of the bar and across the strip back to the hotel. Mom doesn't remember much from that night. So Spike is going to call and tell her that she skipped out on paying a casino bar tab. It's a mojo in

the morning phone scam we will we will scam you sorry it's a catchy song it's your home with phone scams mojo in the morning hello yes hello i'm trying to reach cindy's please this is her cindy my name is daniel ocean i'm calling from customer relations how are you today i'm good okay great Rick, do you have a few minutes to talk about your recent stay with us? Sure. I'm writing an incident report which involved your visit on the 20th. I understand you were in our piano bar until it closed at 2 a.m., is that correct? Yes. It was at that time that two of our security guards left their post. Do you know them personally? What is your relationship?

I have no idea who they are.

Well, our security cameras do show you leaving with them.

No, I know that, but I don't personally know them. I don't.

You left the bar with two people. you don't know. I'm wondering if by any chance you were intoxicated at that bar. I was. So how

intoxicated would you say you were? Not overly intoxicated. There was an unsettled bill for your

party for $381 on our property. Did the gentleman tell you not to worry about paying it because they would take care of it? No. The two security guards left their post and my reason for getting a statement from you is that they're going to get written up and possibly put on probation. We're trying to determine if something more nefarious happened here. Where did they take you? Did they take you to another bar? No, they just took me over to the Winspoon, my daughter. Well, they told us that they took you to another bar. You're saying they didn't. They took you to a hotel? No, they

took me back to my hotel. They just made sure I got into my place safely. So you went back to your

own property and how long did you stay with the two gentlemen like i don't know five minutes you find it weird that they would just leave their job and wander to another hotel resort with a customer they had never met before they just wanted to make sure i got there safely two gentlemen that work on our resort met you for the first time you were drinking at the bar yes all three of you decide to suddenly leave without any prior introduction we don't know these gentlemen but you took them back to your hotel they only took me to the entrance and then my daughter got me what did your daughter say when you showed up with two gentlemen that you don't know she wasn't happy you're claiming you were intoxicated you do not know what happened

to the gentleman after that in which they walked no as far as i know they went back to where they

were supposed to go so you left the bar without paying the bill for the drinks that you oh no we paid our bill at the bar not according to the statement here we have an unsettled bill for 381

on our property? We paid a bar bill there that was $250. Did you continue to have shots after

you paid the bill? No. Do you want to guess what my security cameras say? They say you had extra

shots at the bar. Are those the ones that Casey and Jason paid for? I don't know who those gentlemen are. Casey and Jason are the people that were sitting right beside me at the bar. Do you have

their phone numbers that I could speak with them? No, I don't. So just some random strangers paid for your drinks yeah and i'm trying to figure out if there's a crime going on here maybe something between you and our security guards oh absolutely not that's weird because i know we paid our bill when we left the bar how do you know that if you're intoxicated you're right what were you celebrating at the bar my birthday also seemed like you could hardly walk on your way out of the bar that i was having trouble walking cindy this all isn't adding up for us here at and that's why i'm putting an incident report together can i just ask you do you think it's appropriate for a 60 year old to act in front of her daughters in that manner no i totally regret it let me reword that question to be a little more direct do you think it's appropriate for your two adult daughters to phone scam their mother on the Mojo in the morning show?

Oh, my God. I'm just kidding. Oh, my God. I am going to kill those girls. Oh, my God.

Happy birthday, Cindy. It's Spike, Mojo, Shannon, everybody.

Oh, my God.

Wow, it sounds like we missed quite the party last weekend in Vegas.

Oh, my God.

I don't know. A little birdie told me you couldn't even walk home that you had to.

to be carried back to the room, and then you slept on the floor. Yes! That's the way to celebrate.

Oh, my God. We will, we will scam you.

You've been phone scammed. It's Mojo in the Mornings, world-famous phone scams. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55.

Make sure you're listening.

Pay your bills. Gives you $1,000 if you're the winner. And every hour for 13 straight hours starting at 910, we will give out a word. So make sure you're listening. Kimberly is going for her 12th win in a row. Working towards 15, which is the most that you can win before you then take on Shannon. Joe is your challenger. Joe, what's happening, buddy?

Hey, what's happening, Mojo?

Nothing much. Say hello to Kimberly.

Hello, Kimberly. Hi, Joe.

I'm locking you up, Kimberly. We're going to begin with the five at 655, five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty always goes to the champion. Joe, it says you're on your way to work. You make animal feed in Bowling Green. What animals are we feeding?

Well, actually, I work in Toledo with horses, cattle. Sweet.

All right. Keep them fed. All right, here we go. Five questions. Start with number one here. Reese Witherspoon is talking about the possibilities of a third Legally Blonde film, but says that she won't do it without Jennifer Coolidge. What was Reese's character's name in the Legally Blonde movies? i'm gonna have to pass on that one all right question number two former tampa bay buccaneers quarterback tom brady posted a photo in his underwear on instagram yesterday what number did brady famously wear during his time in the nfl was it 13 question number three the internet is still trolling ben affleck because he looked bored as hell at the Grammy Awards. Which Jennifer was Ben married to prior to Jennifer Lopez? Jennifer Lawrence. Question number four. Miley's Flowers is still one of the most requested songs right now. The show that gave her her start was Hannah Montana, which aired on what network?

Nickelodeon.

And question number five. It was just announced that all of the in-game ads for this year's Super Bowl have been sold. What network will be airing the Super Bowl this year? CBS. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. I feel so bad for this guy.

Why are all the pretty ones so dumb? Joe, you got zero right. Zero point. You must have tried really hard To miss some of these You is a dumb mother Is there a lot of ventilation Where you work He helps animals Can't come down on him that hard These are really not hard questions We'll see how Kimberly does

And you know what There's a variety too

He missed some really easy questions

Here we go Kimberly Question number one Reese Witherspoon is talking about a possibility of a third Legally Blonde film, but says that she won't do it without Jennifer Coolidge. What was Reese's character's name in the Legally Blonde movies?

Yes, there you go. She got the hardest one right.

And you win. Question number two. Former Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady posted a photo in his underwear on Instagram yesterday. What number did Brady famously wear during his time in the NFL?

10

No 12 Joe is one digit off Maybe we'll give it to him Question number 3 The internet is still trolling Ben Affleck For looking bored as hell at the Grammy Awards Which Jennifer was Ben married to Prior to Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Gardner Yes 2-0

Question number 4 Miley's Flowers is one of the most requested songs right now. The show that gave her her start was Hannah Montana, which aired on what network?

Disney Channel?

Yes. Three to nothing. And question number five. It was just announced that all the ads for this year's Super Bowl have been sold. What network is the Super Bowl airing?

Yeah. Yeah. Four to nothing.

And again, Joe got 0.0. Joe, we haven't had a 0.0 in a while. So, actually, that was kind of exciting. I'm excited about it. We got to bring, by the way, we got to have a challenge. So, KP, Lydia, you guys got to find me some good challengers for tomorrow because the last three that she wins to get in the Tournament of Champions, I mean, it's got to be good people. So if you're somebody that's good at this, if you know pop culture, maybe you got five out of five today and would have beaten Kimberly, I want you to text Iwantoplay to 95500. Joe, we got a $50 DoorDash gift card for you. So you got something nice just for playing.

Thank you, Dave. And your day can only go up from here.

You know what, Joe? Don't listen to him. You stay strong, my friend. And I believe you can come back next time and get one right. Literally one right.

I think I just studied the wrong stuff, that's all.

Yeah, right, probably. That's what I said in school. Thank you, Spike, Shannon, Megan, and Mike for the oohs. I love that. That's great. That's, by the way, them on there. Isn't that great? Listen, listen. You're off. All right. Mojo in the morning, home of the phone scams, the war of the roses, and the dirty on the 30. Spike, this is what you titled it. Is my girlfriend crazy?

She might be.

Why do you say?

Well, and I'm going to use the airwaves. To either help her out, make her look normal, or make her look crazier. I'm not sure which one. So, we were talking about that, the balloon, the Chinese balloon. The spy balloon.

Did you see that thing had explosives on it?

Yes. No, really?

The thing had explosives. We let that thing travel the entire country, and it had explosives on it that they found.

Were the explosives to blow it up if it was captured?

I think it was for self-detonation if they wanted to, but it still had it. But if that thing would have come down somewhere, who knows? We probably should have.

Well, then maybe I guess it's good they didn't shoot it down over a city.

No, they should have shot it down before it got to a city. That was the problem. And they said, before you get into your girlfriend being crazy, they said now that the Chinese have thrown these balloons up for a long time and we have been mistaking them as UFOs. So what kind of intelligence, what kind of intelligence?

Intelligence is in quotes now.

Are we delivering right now that we have allowed this to happen for such a long time? Hold on, let me play this for you. This is ABC's Martha Raddatz.

There have been at least four incursions in recent years. They were very different. They were off the coast of the U.S. and very brief. But what's frightening about this is the U.S. military had no idea those incursions were happening until afterwards. In fact, the head of NORAD said today, it's my responsibility to detect threats to North America. I will tell you that we did not detect those threats. Fortunately, they detected this one.

Yeah, fortunately. Isn't that crazy? All right. So tell us about your girlfriend.

Okay. Meg has told this story a few times. So, I mean, since I've known her, I've heard this a few times. And then last night, she was telling my brother and turned to me and asked, ask your listeners if anybody remembers this. She swears that she and one of her girlfriends were hanging outside by a swimming pool. And this is a while back when they were kids, July 1994. Oh, that's very specific. Yes. I told her, if I'm going to bring it up on the air, it needs to be specific. So I said, what year? How old were you? When was it? she says they were hanging by a pool and the whole world went black for one or two seconds and it just got really dark for no reason then back to normal and she turned to her friend and said did you see that and her friend said yeah what the heck was that and she swears everything went black like it wasn't just an airplane blocking the sun or something like it wasn't a quick shadow or something and because i was like oh you were just laying in the sun too long you blacked out for a second or something she's like no i turned to my friend said oh my god what was that and she was like yeah what was that so she had someone to corroborate it immediately and i said i'll bring it up on the air can anybody remember having that same experience or should i break up with this weirdo right now wait what what year was this this was 1994 1994, so this is going back. It wasn't an airplane that was flying above her in the skies causing a shadow?

That's what I said. I said it was probably a shadow.

It wasn't a blimp, like a...

No, because she said the whole world went black. It wasn't like a shadow where you could still see anything.

How does she know the whole world went black?

Well, everything around her, like a light switch, she said. But she was outside. Yeah. And all of a sudden, she couldn't see a thing.

I'm on drugs! Does the friend still corroborate this story?

Yes.

Ridley.

Do they both need help?

You are high as a f***ing kite.

I don't know. That's interesting. I don't remember that. Now, I do remember in the 2000s, early 2000s, when all our power went dark. Oh, everybody remembers that. That period of time. But I don't remember that.

They were outside laying out by a pool.

And I also remember, like, you know, famous blizzards. You know, like the ones that kind of like biggest snowfalls that we've had You know, I remember being a kid and some of them were, you know, tragic Or plane crashes that were in the news

Mandela effect

Yeah, like, oh, you're 10, you don't remember as a dream or something But the fact that her friend still remembers this is happening exactly as they did back then That's the weird part

And she's 10 years old, so that means that all those, you know, drops I just played of the I'm on drugs and stuff like that Doesn't play a part Maybe she was high on sugar at that time Maybe they had too much ice cream

Maybe she stared at Elisa Frank's notebook too long Oh, I love that

Caitlin, hi Hi

What's going on?

That absolutely did happen She's not crazy Come on Yes, I was in the driveway with my friend We were playing with our kites or something Because I was little It was in 1994 And the whole world went black square And I looked at her How long did it last? She turned off the lights literally like two seconds.

And it was the middle of the day?

Yes, and I feel like I forgot about this, and as soon as Spike said that, it unleashed that core memory of being like, oh, and she literally said, who just turned off the world's lights?

Wow. Google it. Can you Google it?

That is crazy.

If you Google, what does it say? I didn't Google it. Let's see. Yeah.

It was wild.

The whole world go dark in 1994.

But you said July? Yes. People are saying there was a solar eclipse in May of 1994.

No, but that wouldn't last. This was only like a one to two second shift.

Right, right. Isabel, is that what you were calling about, the solar eclipse?

Yes, I think it's a solar eclipse.

Okay. Yeah, she said it was too fast to be that. So it was not a solar eclipse.

I thought solar eclipses were fast.

No. Remember the solar eclipse? No, it takes about 20 to 40 minutes to pass the shadows through. I think you're full of it.

Remember the one a few years back? It was like five or six years back within the last 10 years. The one where everybody was like going to Nashville or something like that to see it. And it was like you really couldn't see crap. It wasn't much.

Megan, do you know what the solar eclipse is?

Why are you talking to me like I'm a child?

Because I'm wondering how fast you think it happens. Wait, pause for that. Pause for just a moment here. Let's all take this in and let me get time to play this music. Go ahead, Megan.

That's a butthole. Yeah, I know what a solar eclipse is. It's with the moon, with the sun, with the blocks, with the light. What is this for?

Because if you're going to treat me like a child, I'm going to talk like a child.

Okay, there are so many people that remember this. A lot of people are calling in and texting in now. Tiffany, what's up? It's the Matrix.

Hey, Spike. Hey. So I definitely remember this story. This was specifically right after the 4th of July because my cousins were still over for the holidays and we were all outside and we were playing and we instantly couldn't even see each other for like, it was definitely less than five seconds. And then it was like somebody couldn't see each other.

Really?

What?

What is happening? This is insane.

That's wild.

I'm mad at myself that I can't remember it.

And a solar eclipse does not completely darken the earth where you can't see anything. It just dims the sun.

And like you're saying, and like Spike's girlfriend Meg is saying, they couldn't even see the people in front of them. Yeah. That's how dark it was. No.

Wow. It was like we were in a haunted house or something, and you couldn't literally see your hand in front of your face.

I'm telling you, you know that we're going to start hearing, the government's going to start telling us about these UFOs and about this strange stuff.

They finally started releasing all the classified documents over the last – President Trump started it, and then President Biden's administrations continued to release stuff where the military and all the government officials are finally starting to leak stuff.

Do you want to know that there are aliens that are from another planet and they're here walking around?

Do you want to know that, or is it something that you're, like, creeped out about?

I know there are a month living with this mojo. Like, I don't, that doesn't freak me out. I absolutely believe it's true. It pisses me off. I've seen them at Walmart some time.

You know why it pisses me off? It pisses me off because it's just another person to add to the long way to Chick-fil-A. I don't want this happening. You're right.

But just so I'm clear, Spike thinks I'm an idiot for thinking it's a solar eclipse, but aliens, very possible.

Of course aliens are possible.

They were coming to get all the Polynesian sauce from... That's right.

In 15 or less, it's Shannon's Dirty on the 30. But first, coming up on Mojo in the Morning... Mojo in the Morning! You'll hear this.

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Mojo in the morning Sometimes there are things that Happen to us in our lives That we just can't talk about on the air because our spouses named Chelsea tell me not to. There are certain things that have happened that over time I wanted to just come right in and race in and talk about because, you know, we pretty much talk about everything, but I was told I couldn't talk about this thing last year and it happened right on Super Bowl Sunday. But now I've been given the official permission, the dispensation as a good Catholic I know this to be able to talk about this right now and that is what happened at our Super Bowl party last year which really wasn't a party it was just a get together with a group of you know friends that came over and we all had you know some food and stuff like that and then we watched the game because I hate Super Bowl parties I'm gonna say this Super Bowl parties are the most overrated thing ever the reason why we got to work the next day and i want to watch the game and watch the commercials and i don't like when people start talking i don't want people actually having conversations with me during super bowl sunday

so we just had this just during this commercial break just text my brother and invite him over i said but you need to shut the f up you're not allowed to actually talk during the game i said wait megan wants to watch the game she doesn't want to stand around the kitchen island chatting with a bunch of wives she wants to watch the game i want to watch the game i want to watch the commercials and especially halftime with rihanna so anyone we're inviting has to pay attention and not be chatting so we only invited two couples like our neighbors yeah and then one

other couple and that's it well let me say this to you if you have to rewind your your you know xfinity because you missed something it screws up everything too because then the timing's all screwed up so i want people to be quiet i want to watch it in real time it's one of the only events that i will watch in real time all right so mind you this is a top or this is something that could have been a good topic the day after super bowl party last year but my wife told me i could not talk about um last year we decided that we were going to invite a few friends over and so super bowl sunday i went out and i had to go do some shopping to go get some stuff so there's a market here in town called plum market that makes like pre-made foods and they have like you know uh overpriced stuff so all right yes it's very good though yes very good overpriced yes so i was sent to go to plum market because they have these ann arbor tortilla chips which are the most amazing chips ever. Whoever makes these in Ann Arbor, I love you. I want to kiss you on the lips. So we were making nachos. So I go up there and I'm buying a ton of these chips and I'm buying a ton of pre-made chicken and I'm buying cheese and all the rest of stuff. And I'm going to make these nachos. And I end up bumping into a couple that are acquaintances of, of Chelsea and I. And they said, Oh, look at you. You're having a party tonight. And I said, no, we're going to have a few people over, you know, for the Superbowl. And they're like, Oh, great. You know, they're talking to me, and how's everything going? How are the kids? What's going on? Catching up stuff, so to speak. All right? I go and buy my stuff. Fast forward. Game comes on. Pre-game starts at, what, 4 o'clock in the afternoon? Or actually, pre-game starts at, like, 9 a.m., doesn't it, Mike? It's like they start doing pre-game stuff. So pre-game starts at, like, 5 o'clock-ish. Friends start coming in, whatever. My ring cam goes off. You know that noise that if you have a ring cam, it goes, ding, dong, and whatever? And I'm like, who else could be here? and I thought maybe it's the Jets pizza guys dropping pizza off, but I just ordered them, so they couldn't come that fast. I go to the door, and I look, and I've got like a glass thing in there. I can see who's there. I look.

Look, it's the couple that was at the market earlier that day, okay? Yeah. So these guys were at the front door. Yeah. He's holding like a platter in his hand, all right? I answer the door. I go, hey, what's going on? They're like, hey, we just thought it would be kind of fun just to come over and watch the game with you.

Uninvited?

Yes. And he goes, and we brought hummus.

Oh. Well, all right. Nice. So nowhere in your conversation with him, when you ran into him at the grocery store, did you say, maybe you should stop by? None. Nothing.

Not one. Not one day. Who does that? I have no idea. You guys made fun of me last year when I went and watched the Super Bowl in a movie theater by myself. But this is what happens when you don't. Mike, you know what? You were the smartest guy ever. I should have sent them over to the Imagine Theater to go bring you hummus. The funniest part of this whole story is going to be the hummus because this is the best part of this whole story. I can't say no to them like I can't say no and actually the people that were over it was just a couple of couples that were over the people that were over the entire time were going so you guys just got hummus and pita and you decided you were going to get in the car and just come over and they're like yeah we just heard you know Tom and Chelsea talking about having some people over and we thought we want to watch the game with other people and mind you I can only talk about this because they moved out of town but they're probably listening on the iHeartRadio app if they enjoyed the show at all. So if they are, hey, guys.

I'm not having anybody over this year. Was it the good kind of hummus, or was it like the store-bought Sabra hummus?

It was, they bought it from the, like the fresh hummus? Actually, it was Chelsea's friend Monica's mom's hummus, because I think that she makes the hummus for them. I think she bought it, they bought it at the store. They probably paid $8,000 for it, but they bought it, and they got it. It was $8,000 hummus and pita bread. Okay, so let me ask this question. Has anybody ever had this happen to them? Because we now have talked about this. We've talked about the Super Bowl hummus for, like, years. A year. Months. Not year. And the conversation has always been brought up of what should we have done? Like, I couldn't not invite them in. I'm just not that kind of a person.

Well, right.

And Chelsea's not that kind of a person. But what should we have done?

You did the only thing you could have done at that point, which was invite them in to watch the game.

Which, by the way, now that we all know that Spike's having his brother and some friends over, let's all go over to his house and talk.

No, I was going to say, you're welcome if you're going to watch the game, not if you're going to talk.

So we're all coming over and we're all going to bring hummus.

Here's the thing. Yeah. I am so polite and I'm afraid to offend people in every other realm except my house. That is my private, like, when they're at the door, I'm also immediately thinking, if I let them in this time, they're going to show up anytime they want to roll on by uninvited. So I have to nip it in the bud now.

So you would have, what, grabbed the hummus and closed the door?

I probably would have said, oh, my gosh, I can't believe you stopped by without an invitation. I'm really sorry, but I just have a few close friends here. Would you really have done that? Well, I'm not close to them. They're just market people.

Even if I really, really, really didn't want them, I don't think I would have the balls to do that. Same. I would just let them in and suffer through it. No, I agree with you, but I don't think I could, like, right to their face. It's not going to be easy. I wish I had the guts to do that, but I don't think I would have.

No, I'm going to have to find a new market. Spike, I think that you would not do that. You are a very kind, hardy person. You would have let them come in.

No, no, no. You don't understand. You know how your phone rings all day and you're like, oh, my God, I give my phone out to too many people. Like 12 people have my phone number. And when people ask for it, I don't give it to them. I find it because I'm just very private about who I let into my world because then it creates stress when you have – then you don't know how to say no to people, then it multiplies, and then all of a sudden you've got a million people you've got to take care of.

Megan, how are you? Good morning.

How are you guys?

Good. Have you had an uninvited guest just show up?

well this is a little bit of a different story um not super bowl or anything but so when i was about 10 years old for a family christmas celebration we had our entire family that was there we were all sitting down for christmas dinner and everyone accounted for and all of a sudden we hear the front door open and we're all kind of looking at each other like we're expecting anybody else at this point in time and a big group of people about 10 of them coming through our door saying Merry Christmas and you know we see them like getting settled taking their coats off and we're just kind of you know like we walked out there to the front door and we're like kind of staring at them like what who are these people our neighbor's family from two doors down got the How?

was mixed up and they all started coming into our house oh my god but then eventually you figured it out and sent them on their way right oh yeah once they started looking around and like seeing the pictures on the wall that were people that none of them recognized they figured it out pretty

quickly yeah sorry wrong house but leave the mac and cheese here we'll take that um jenny who's

the uninvited guest my mother-in-law your mother-in-law she just she just randomly shows up

huh that that could you imagine so what happened was we are originally from the other side of the state the west side of the state we now live near detroit okay and god i really hope she's not

listening to this particular radio station she's not checked and by the way we're only on in one area of the state i just want you to know that don't worry go ahead oh beautiful thank you so

we were visiting over there over the summer with all of our families my husband and i's and um this was i think her first holiday without my father-in-law he had passed away and she wasn't sure what to do and we said oh you should totally come stay with us that's totally fine but we didn't make any solid plans this was in like june so you know then december 23rd she calls us and said hey I'm an hour away, and we just go, oh, okay, and our house is a disaster. We had not planned for her to be there at all.

Oh, jeez. And she just shows up, huh?

And she sure did, and I had to go to work. I hadn't taken any time off or anything, and my husband hadn't taken any time off work, so she was just at the house by herself. Oh, jeez, that's awkward.

What's her name? What's her first name?

Fine? Or hers?

No, hers.

Sue.

Sue. It's Mojo here. Hope you're not a fan of 104.5 SNX in Grand Rapids. Oh, my God. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. And if Sue wants to come over and bring hummus, as long as hummus is brought, we're all happy with that.

The great hummus.

Deshaun, you're not invited to my house either because I know you. You would show up. You'd show up empty-handed, wouldn't you?

You damn right. what's going on buddy oh man you let me tell you the worst the worst i hate when you invite a guest and they bring somebody with them oh yeah and you weren't expecting like let me tell you a story this actually just happened my wife met her a biological father for the first time and uh so you know after getting to know him a couple times he invited him over for for dinner you know and i and I made steaks for everybody. So he brings another person with him, another woman, and I had to tell a lady because my wife didn't want to do it because I'm a straight shooter. I said, I'm sorry. I don't think I have enough for you to enjoy with us. I'm sorry.

That's a tough situation to be in, though. You're like Spike.

You'd be honest, huh?

Well, you didn't even have enough food.

Yeah.

I mean, I have a family of six.

Oh, yeah.

Six of us. You know, I had to pull the trigger. Like, I'm sorry. And you know what kills me? My wife thought I was rude about it.

Well, she probably- I don't know these people. Like, I don't- Forget the food. I don't know if you're going to rob me. I don't know if you could be around the children. I don't know anything about you. So you haven't cleared the TSA at my front door to be able to come in.

Yes, yes. But, you know, here's the thing. After we talked about it, he actually felt offended by it. And I'm like, I'm the one offended. You bring somebody uninvited. We just brought- You were coming.

um the misfit victor victor victor you would be the uninvited guest probably this year what's

going on probably probably no i love halloween i'm like uh spike and these guys like i do up halloween all the time and one year we're sitting there and have everybody over and getting ready trick-or-treat doorbell rings i go out open the door and there's a kid sitting there with his parents and i recognize the parents they're from the sushi place down the street oh cool costume them i didn't know you guys were in the sub i give them candy they walk inside they walked inside yeah they start taking off their shoes and everything they're coming inside and they barely speak english and i'm like what the hell is going on wait they they thought that that meant

an invite to come inside it was halloween don't you go to the next door no even worse my my wife's

brother-in-law is like yeah i invited them i'm like that would be me i said how the hell did You communicate with them. You barely speak English. They barely speak English. I go, how did you? They were like the last people to leave. They said two words.

But you know what, though? That's good. You got an in at the local sushi place now anytime you need sushi.

They moved to California. It did nothing for me. It did nothing for me. But the whole time I'd be like, you want pizza? And they would just nod their head.

I got to be honest with you. I got to be honest with you.

that's what I'm going to do to somebody's house this year. I'm just going to randomly walk into their house and just walk in and take my shoes off because you know you're staying for a while if you take your shoes off. Right?

I had no idea what was going on. I was so angry at this guy. I'm like, why would you do that? Who invites somebody to somebody else's house? Mojo in the Morning Show. Coming up, a call that somebody should have sent to voicemail. Spike's phone scan is this morning at 7.50. on Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, what is going on?

The video is so darn good. So what did Jennifer Lopez say to Ben Affleck when she was caught on camera snapping at him during the Grammy Awards? Oh, did they have a lip reader? Oh, it was a tense exchange of words. It was right as the host of the show, Trevor Noah, sat down next to them. It started with Ben whispering something in Jen's ear, okay? And she, whatever he said She jerked away And gave him this look And said something in response Well, yes, according to Spike To somebody who can read lips She apparently told him Stop, look more friendly Look motivated To which Ben replied I might And then both of their expressions Kind of turned blank As the realization sinks in That the camera's totally caught This exchange between the two So it's so good. You can see it on the dirty face.

And this is the second time in two weekends that he was caught being lectured by her because he's just miserable. He's not having fun. And it looks that way on camera, which is worse than not going at all.

He's not having fun at her job. Right. These aren't just like things they're invited to. She performed and it was at her movie premiere. Like she's working.

Yeah. You've got to be there for support.

Should we put like a little bet together, a little wager on when these guys break up with each other? Because that's going to happen. Yes, yes, yes.

And will they get back together a third time?

Super Bowl squares on J-Lo and Ben breaking out. Bennifer.

Newly retired Tom Brady said he's going to take a year off before working for Fox Sports under that 10-year, $375 million contract. He said decompression is really, really important.

For me, I want to be great at what I do. And even, you know, talking even last week with the people at Fox Sports, you know, and the leadership there allowing me to start, you know, my Fox opportunity in the fall of 2024 is something that's great for me. So take some time to really learn, become great at what I want to do, become great at, you know, thinking about the opportunity and making sure I don't rush into anything. It's going to be a great opportunity for me to take some time to really certainly become at my Fox broadcasting job, which I'm really looking forward to, but also catching up on other parts of my life that need some time and energy.

His delayed entry over at Fox means that Kevin Burkhart and Greg Olson will be back as the top team next season.

I think it's smart on his part because we talked about how Greg Olson actually has been doing really good this year as an analyst. And I think it gives Tom Brady an opportunity to kind of practice a little bit. Because if he goes in there and is horrible, like Tony Romo to me is like the industry standard right now. He's like so good as a color commentator. But if Brady goes in there and is a dud, can you imagine what that's going to do? Your whole career, because there are some former players that just aren't good at that. They're not good at calling out what's going on on the field and making you feel like you're interested.

It also gives him some time to spend with his kids, some quality time. UWM exec and former Michigan State guard Matt Ishpia is the brand new majority owner of the Phoenix Suns and the WNBA's Phoenix Mercury after the NBA's Board of Governors approved his plan to purchase the controlling stake of those franchises yesterday. So the transaction will be finalized later this week. It will put the total value of the Suns and Mercury at $4 billion. Matt will become the Suns governor. His brother Justin will be alternate governor. Do they call them governors or owners? No, they call them governors. I didn't know that either. I was reading about it this morning. What is this, the handmaid's tale? Yeah. They can now assume those roles just days before Thursday's NBA trade deadline. But I know that Matt was sitting courtside when the Pistons played the Suns on Saturday.

And that man will be the official owner of the Suns on February the 9th. Matt Ishmael, proud to have a Detroiter and a Spartan, now the owner of the Suns. would be the fifth active NBA owner from Michigan and the third Michigan State Spartan to own the

team three out of 30 are Spartans is that not crazy that's amazing that that that that many

you know, people own these franchises, but also that all these Spartans own them, too. Matt's story is great because, you know, Matt, you know, grew up in West Bloomfield and went to Michigan State, walked on to that championship team with Mateen Cleaves, and Tom Izzo attributes Matt for really keeping, you know, everybody's head on straight during that championship year. And actually, he's hired a bunch of his former guys, including Mateen. Mateen works, I believe, for UWM. So it's cool. That's nice.

And lastly, if you are a Harry Styles fan, you've heard his song, Falling, before. Well, there is a little coffee shop that he talks about in the song called The Beachwood Cafe. It's a real place. It's in L.A. The owner said there's a three-hour wait to get into this place, thanks to Harry Styles name-dropping his restaurant in this song. Isn't that crazy? The owner, Mike Fahim is his name, says the restaurant has been filled with Gen Z and millennial women specifically, some of whom travel from across the country and wait outside for three hours to take a picture and eat inside this place. All because it's in a Harry Styles song.

Kind of great. He almost was fallen on stage. Did you hear about the rotation of that stage caused him?

Actually, we'll do that story next hour. If you watched his performance as it was at the Grammys, you saw that big turntable. turntable something major major major happened right as that performance was starting that threw everybody including harry off during the performance so we'll talk about that in next hour's dirty you can see all of today's dirty on the dirty page at mojo in the morning

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janna is this janna yeah hey hi it's mojo you're a winner hi oh thank you so much congratulations to you we're setting you up with tickets see lil wayne at the fillmore that's going to be like an up-close, intimate performance. Congratulations.

Thank you. I haven't seen him since him in Blink-182

performed. Oh, my God. That was a bit. Yeah.

Congrats. That's in my last concert.

So, thank you. Actually, I think the last time I saw Lil Wayne was our big show that we had, which was very interesting because he wasn't in the theater or wasn't in the actual venue until like five minutes before he actually was going up on stage. It was a great show. It was, yeah, but it was an unbelievable performance. Oh, that's a dirty song. That's a dirty song. I'm going to cover that dirty song. Hold on. Congratulations. Hang on the phone for just one second. We'll get you set up, okay? All right, don't go anywhere. Hold on a second here.

He's jam-packed. He's doing a different city every night. So there's not even like you were thinking maybe he's doing multiple nights or something. There's no room for it.

Really? Yeah. I'm taking my shoe off in a couple minutes here. why is my toe in all of our toes going to be the topic of discussion? I've got to take a picture of my toe.

Oh, wait, am I taking one of mine, too? Or KP? KP, are you taking all the toe picks?

KP, this might be tough for me. I don't know if you know this. I'm not very agile.

Say it again, Megan.

I can't believe you're giving this away for free.

People pay a lot of money on OnlyFans for this.

Hold on a second here. Why am I taking a picture of my toe? And why will your toe be asked for by us? We are all going to share our toes at 8 o'clock this morning here on the show. And no Getty image toes. I don't want any real-life toes. Do I get to pick my favorite toe?

Yeah. What if our toes aren't looking so hot right now?

Well, you see mine. Compare it to mine. By the way, we should name the toe. Would you guys be offended If people thought that my toe was your toes Yeah My toes My toes are the ugliest part of my body

I actually have really nice feet Except for right now I'm so upset this is when we're doing it I had gel nail polish on that I totally just ripped off So I don't have good toes right now

Hold on I gotta put my sock back on I'm Mr. Rogers in it right now Look at that stretch That was a big butt crack Tony Travato yesterday went to go lunch, and he took a picture of somebody he encountered in the parking lot across the street from the...

Did you just take this picture of your toe?

That's my toe. How does it look?

You have sock lint all over your foot. I'm sorry. Take a different picture.

Clean it up if you can. Ew, that's gross.

I want to delete this picture from my brain.

You got one single hair, one single toe hair. Look at that.

I'm losing my toe hair. It's very scary.

Can I go to Turkey and get those fixed?

No, wouldn't that be a good thing?

Yeah, you don't want hairy toes.

But also, you got a little dirt under the nail there.

Look at the picture I just sent you guys just a second ago of Tony Travato.

Oh, no. Was that? Oh, that was where you guys went to lunch? That was, yes. Oh, that poor guy's got all his butt hanging out. Yeah, I don't know if we can post that.

Wait, that's real? That's a real picture. You took? Yeah, look.

How did he not feel the draft?

His butt cracks, like, up his back. He's right in front of Tabule. Some people can't help that with KP.

Yeah, but you feel that, though. But that looks, Megan, your butt does not look like that. That looks bizarre.

My butt looks like that.

Your butt looks like that? Okay, well, you're in the frog butt club. Do you want to do that?

The what?

The frog butt club. Oh, yeah.

That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We'll do the butt crack. No.

I do not want pictures like that in my DMs. I'm also DMs. Oh, wait. I love this.

We'll figure that out coming up later today. We'll figure out a new contest on this one. But coming up here in just a little bit. So why is that? We will find out coming up here in just a second. Next on the Mojo in the Morning show, after the Senseless survey, we are going to bring Lydia, one of our producers in the studio with us. Lydia is Chaldean. And for everybody in the Detroit area, you guys know Chaldeans. but for everybody else they are where's that noise coming from? Oh is that you?

I'm just like watching toe videos.

I thought, I'm sorry.

The first 30 seconds are free.

I thought for a second there, I thought I had something else on. I'm like going, what are we listening to? Is that something? In just a couple of minutes here Lydia and the Chaldean Dating Group she will talk about that right after this.

things i hate sunburns manual labor and hairy lips things i love all these questions on another senseless survey on mojo in the morning

hello hello ma'am my name is bob dabalina calling from the u.s senseless bureau and we got a u.s census form returned to us from your address and the back page wasn't filled out The last three questions, I can just ask them for you right now. It'll take about 30 seconds.

Okay.

Are hobbits real, in your opinion?

Yeah.

Okay. And how about the Japanese?

What about them?

Do you believe they're real?

Yes.

Okay. And are you keeping up with the Kardashians?

What's that?

The lady on TV with the badonkadonk?

No.

And finally, on a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate the following stripper name, Mercedes?

Mercedes?

Mm-hmm.

I don't like Mercedes.

Okay. How about Ford Escort?

I'll say eight.

Do you think clowns have to take the driver's test with all of the other clowns in the car with them?

No.

No? And do you prefer the thick, thin, or hand-tossed?

What are you talking about?

Men.

No. Thick.

And do you prefer your peanut butter smooth, chunky, or tainted with salmonella?

Smooth.

Do you have any children that you're not sure are yours?

No.

And last two questions. What's the name of your dumbest friend?

Barbara.

Barbara it is. Do you prefer the Mikes or the Ikes in Mike and Ikes?

Mike.

Are you giving anybody the business this week?

No.

And was anybody in your immediate family born on a pool table or a picnic table?

Lula.

Lula was?

You told me you had two questions because I got to go.

In pounds, can you tell me how much fiber your mother eats on a weekly basis?

I don't know how much she eats.

I thought I heard no.

I've really got to go because these questions don't make sense.

Okay. Have you ever kissed yourself in a mirror?

Sir, I've really got to go.

You want me to hold on?

No, I've got to go.

Oh, I'll wait.

I've got to go. I don't have time for these questions.

Okay, I'll just hold on for a second. She is not going to wait. Wow. But how nice is it that she named her ugly friend? There you go. Nice.

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Mojo in the Morning Show. So it's Mojo, Spike, and Shannon, Megan, and Mike. We've got KP, and we also have Lydia here. Lydia, I'm going to have you come in for this one here. So Lydia, who is one of the many Chaldean great people that we've had work on the show. I've always loved having Chaldean's work for us, starting way back when, when Alzara was working here at the station, to Slim and Joey and now Lydia.

and it's nice to be able to have good, hard-working Chaldean friends there. I love having them around. One thing I've realized, and this is, by the way, you're the first. Well, actually, no, you're not because I forgot about that. I should have Renna. Yeah, I was going to say. Between you and Renna, I realize Chelsea and I have only had Chaldean babysitters. Chaldean girls babysat for us. And the reason we loved it so much is because, especially if they were, you know, teenagers or, you know, early teens or late teens, they were not allowed to date by their dads and brothers. So social lives were usually tougher for them on Saturday nights, you know what I mean, when you needed a babysitter. So it was always perfect.

I just hired a Chaldean babysitter. Did you? Yes, I sure did.

Let me say you're going to love it because of that particular reason. But then here we are talking right now about how Lydia, who is single guys, is part of a Chaldean dating group. Does that make it tough, by the way, to date because your fathers don't want you dating earlier? And then when you do want to date or you are allowed to date, which you're only allowed to date when you're married, right? Is that usually it?

Basically, but I did date in secrecy when I was younger. But I feel like now I'm like 25 and I'm like, well, everyone around me is getting engaged and married. And I'm like, I'm a little bit behind.

So there's an app, a Chaldean dating app or a site?

So there's a group on Facebook. My friend was added to it. It's a Chaldean dating group, but it's just for girls only. So they post anonymously a guy in the Chaldean community and girls comment to see if they've dated him or, you know, if they know him.

I bet you I know 99.9% of these guys.

So she added me to the group and I was looking through and there was a guy on there that I have DMed back and forth with before. But we didn't go out on a date or anything. But as I was looking through it, I got blocked from the group. And I was like, what's going on here? Why did they block you? I guess I think that they found out that I work in radio and probably didn't want me using it as content, which, you know, they're doing it. But, yeah, I was really interested in the group because I was like, maybe I can find a potential match for myself in here or I can help a girl out.

Because the secrecy is on the girl's part, right? the guys pretty much in the chaldean community get a little bit more free reign to kind of go out and uh have fun right yeah like oh you know and girls can do it too they just got to be secretive about it yeah which kind of sucks yeah that does it's a double standard we need to bring we need to bring up the uh all the the dating to this current year you know so wait a second

so was there like some good juicy stuff underneath some of these like did people know the guys and

where they spill in yeah there are people on there that are like that's my cousin or you know i dated him for two years but it all comes up anonymous so you have the option of posting and

commenting oh that's good because then you can give your honest opinion without being but were

there any like that's my boyfriend i wish i could read a review like yelp before i dated someone

oh you like this idea maybe you can join a chaldean dating group maybe a little like kb i'm not chaldean i know that's right like how she says she wants chaldean She wants to do a cowboy in Facebook. That's true. Cowboys that she wants to figure that out. You know, it's interesting is that usually whenever we have talked before about this on the air, it's like, can I get voices, guys? I'm finding it more and more now that people are a little bit more open with their parents these days. Maybe your generation, Lydia, is going to be the generation to break down the secrecy of dating

It is, I want my kids to come to me when they're dating somebody My mom was really open with that We communicated a lot about who I was dating We just wouldn't tell my dad I love your mom

My favorite is how many secrets your mom keeps from your dad About you They're never about her, they're about you

And the thing is, my dad knows If we whisper in the living room, he's like, I can hear you guys

We need to do a segment on the show Where we have Lydia's mom on the phone And people can just call in voice disguised And tell her all of their secrets Because she's such a lockbox of secrets She really is

Rosa, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning Show

So I'm Arabic And when I was dating my husband Let me put this in this way, my husband's white So when I was dating my husband Back when I was like 20, 21 It was in secrecy Because my father, he's super strict and he wanted me to, he was more like an arranged marriage he wanted to do. Yeah. And I didn't want that. So I ended up dating my husband. We ended up getting engaged, getting married. My dad just owned me. But then I ended up getting pregnant and having a boy. And then that's when my dad started coming back to my life saying, okay, it's either not having my grandson in my life and my daughter or. Wow.

And for our podcast listeners who didn't grow up in Metro Detroit, it's very common here that, you know, the Arabic women do have to sneak around if they want to date a white man because you just it's easier than having to face the wrath of your parents who are very old school.

Hey, Rosa, your kids, do they do they look Arabic or do they do they look at have ethnic look to them or do they look like their dad?

so my son he's only seven months old he was actually my first um and he actually to me he looks like his father he's so white like his face like it's so white i guess everyone says he has the features of my features that are strong with my eyes my like like bone structure the hair everything like that it looks like me but yeah he's white it's so funny because i love that your

dad now is really a part of their lives because when your dad's holding them and babysitting and doing all the rest of that stuff you know what i mean he's looking at his little uh his little babies now from the white boy the white boy exactly the white boy gave him i love it because you know nicole uh the crazy chaldean who we talked on the show to last week and her her mom is the one from the very you know famous uh five lies to tell your mom i used to love listening to

that it's the best you guys since i was in high school yeah but we elementary school but it's

funny because her mom her mom at first you know she said had a little reservations about her dating uh out of the culture but she now loves this guy so thankfully my mom is that my mom was

very good with um leo my husband he she was like best friend she loved him from the beginning so

she was my mom was like love yeah that's sweet that's nice um any advice on uh where lydia can start dating now that she's been kicked off of the Chaldean dating group?

Chaldean is my preference, though, Rosa. That's the problem. I never really like Chaldean, guys, so I can't really tell you.

Yeah, we need to put it out there. Maybe we do a Chaldean dating service ourselves. Chaldean is the name.

I know, you just said it.

It was a total stutter, but you know what? I think that there was one. Hurry up, trademark then. Honestly, if I'm not mistaken, I think we talked one time about that, where there was... An app or something? Yeah, there was some kind of an app.

There's a lady who runs a group called Match Chaldean. Like, you have to pay to be matched with another Chaldean.

Oh, really? Did you do it?

I did.

Oh!

I did it last year. Is it expensive? It's like $100 per guy. Okay, but she's doing all the background for you. Yeah, but they basically set you up, you know? Was it successful? That's amazing. The guy was nice. He was cool, but I just wasn't interested.

Was it run out of Shenandoah Country Club? Do they have like an office there? He was a outsider. He was. So the difference for Mike and Megan on this one is there's Chaldeans that are from the west side, like, you know, West Bloomfield and, you know, Birmingham and all the rest of that stuff and Farmington Hills. And then there's the east side ones where Lydia is from, like Macomb and Sterling Heights and Clinton Township. What are your thoughts on this? And I'll give my thoughts.

I don't think one's better than the other, but I do think that there are certain people from certain sides that think one is better than the other.

Yeah, the Westsiders call the Eastside ones boaters.

Oh, yeah. I've heard people say that before. Okay.

But I will say this. I think that the Eastsiders are a little bit more downer. Yeah. They're a little more downer.

I was going to say, be careful. We need all our listeners. I know. I don't want to offend. I'm not offended.

I'm just telling you. But we do meet in a common ground when we're all at 220 in Birmingham.

Right. Oh, wait. Is that the location? In the Rose Room or something? Is that where it goes?

One down. One down. One down. One down.

All right, it is the Mojo in the morning show.

It's good to have you guys here. Commercial free, so you got no interruptions. Good prizes to today. Taylor Swift tickets. We have those for you at 630 and 930. Lil Wayne tickets. We gave those away at 730. Another chance tomorrow. Ed Sheeran tickets this hour. So be listening and then pay your bills. We give you a chance to win $1,000 and we will do it twice during our show. So 9-10 and 10-10. And then every hour after that, 13 straight hours giving away cash. So be ready to get your bills paid. Coming up this hour on the show, got a lot of good stuff to talk about, Including Megan with He took her number At the checkout Mike with The Pregnancy Bar And KPR producer With the Not So New New Van We'll talk about that and more Coming up here this hour so you'll find out exactly what those are about If you missed any of the show from earlier this morning We had some good stuff that we talked about Some funny things Spike called that he

His girlfriend crazy for something that she said that she saw when she was 10 that actually listeners verified. So that will be podcast. And then the 5 at 6.55, find out if Kimberly won another game today. You can actually check that out. It's worth checking out because something happened during that that hasn't happened in a long time. And the uninvited Super Bowl guests, the infamous hummus, all those will be podcast plus Spike with the Senseless Survey from just a second ago. All right, it is the Emojo in the Morning Show. So we talked yesterday in Trending News about the Deja Vu Strip Club in East Lansing doing a contest that is oh so interesting. And we thought it was one of those contests that would get a lot of talk, obviously, And it did because they're looking for the perfect specific part of a body that you don't see every day, which I want to look at this thing.

Not many people have have looked at that thing.

Well, I can't I can't see mine. Yes, it's very tough to see mine. But I want to look at this thing. Does it say it doesn't say it's a just for females? I don't think it does. It doesn't on their rules. All right. It says the best.

This is the weirdest thing.

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Prettiest. Not best. Prettiest.

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Wait, it says call and ask for details. Please, can we call? Oh, my God.

Call and ask for details. What details do you need?

Do you think they'll be up this early in the morning?

No.

Does anybody answer the phone at a strip club this early in the morning?

I wonder if it's on the information recorded line. I mean, there's lots of details you need. Like, how do you determine when it's pretty? Exactly. This is not until May, so you've got lots of time to prep. It's all in the eye of the buttholder. The deja vu. Shut up. This is hysterical.

the deja vu uh club is in lansing off of jolly road is that not appropriate is jolly road their eight mile wouldn't it be funny if the deja vu club's number the person is the actual manager that calls them call the him or her at home i don't think they're gonna answer how do they not

have a voicemail box there i would love to leave i want to talk to a live person and pester them with questions about what makes a pretty yeah bum let's try this afternoon after all our recording and meetings oh yeah we'll call that maybe they'll be awake no that's a good idea because i you're

right we do need we do need to talk to a human it would it'd be well worth us uh us doing that to be able to hear more about this contest that I think, honestly, is going to be very talked about.

Well, so this spurred an idea for you.

Yes. Well, it spurred an idea in our meeting that we had yesterday, which we come up with sometimes the most genius things. And yesterday, I've got the notes over here because I wrote down, I wrote on this thing, best meeting we've had in weeks. So we talked about how they're looking for the perfect B-hole. We want to find the perfect toe. So we brought this up, and then Spike came up with the greatest name for this. He said, let's call it the Supertoe.

Well, in the spirit of the big game this weekend, I figured we could take a spin off of that.

It's Mojo in the Morning's Supertoe. And it's happening this week, appropriately enough, guys. So what we decided to do was take all the money out of our pockets from that meeting. And how much money did I say KP was in there?

I think like a little over $200. Yeah, it was like $220 and some change, I think.

It was $220 and 32 cents. So $220, 32 cents is what we have because we don't have a budget to do this. And we obviously aren't going to go to Colleen or Cody and say, we're not going to go to that.

There's a catch, though. If you do win, you've got to pick up your prize with your toes.

You know what?

You can meet us at the studio.

I love that idea. That's actually a really good one. Actually, they do have to because it's cash that they're picking up. We can't write them a check. So how do people enter this contest? How do they enter the super toe contest?

So what you've got to do, pick your favorite toe. I mean, big toe, little toe. it doesn't matter post it on your instagram story and make sure you tag us mojo in the morning and then if you're

is pretty enough i'll repost it on our story you got to be following us though well can you do me

a favor will you make sure though that you at least post uh the bad ones too because i know that you say pretty enough but beauty is in the eye of the beholder yeah you know what i mean and i don't want us to get out you know it's one person's bad toe might be somebody's actually

good feature you know and we're gonna post some uh show member toes too so maybe you can guess which show member's toe belongs to

which show member. I also need a doctor to look at mine because I'm pretty sure Go talk to somebody

Does it ever bother you though? I look at my feet and my feet are so flat. They are so flat. They are so fat. They are so ugly. And I look at them and I go, that's the best I got though

on my body. I did ballet I did like point for so many years. My feet are so jacked up Are they really? Yes

My toes are the ugliest part of my body I've messed them up I've broken four toes And I've broken one several times So they're all jacked up Mine are veiny

By the way the word veiny But they are

Have you ever looked at clothes like

Veiny toes

Is your foot one of the ones That is in the group text That just came across So you're one of those photos You've got to pick a favorite toe What do you mean?

I told KP she can zoom in

Oh okay But you don't have a number one draft pick

Oh my big toe

Can I ask you a question Do you in all the years That you've had these veiny toes Do you not allow Yeah veiny feet Do you not allow a guy to rub your feet for you Because that's always a thing that women like to have done to them

Wes is real sweet And he legitimately loves rubbing my feet And I He'll tell I get so embarrassed Like, my feet are just not cute feet.

Yeah. Well, like I said, I bet you he loves you from your nose to your toes.

Like, some girls have these cute little feet.

I just don't. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Do we have any people that are listening to this show that are, like, foot fetish freaks?

Oh, God.

Because they say that on OnlyFans.

They exist.

They say that's like one of the most popular body part for sale on OnlyFans, where people will buy that.

I have to block people on Instagram that make really, really uncomfortable comments about feet.

Yeah, like you'll just take a picture barefoot in your living room. Which I do all the time. Of your whole body. I'm always barefoot. Not focused on your feet, but boy, do they focus on your feet. Yeah.

Little did you know, though, that they've not noticed that you have veiny feet, because nobody has actually made that comment. Oh, they have. Oh, they have? Oh, yeah. Really? Ella, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Welcome to our Mojo in the Morning Super Toe Contest.

Hey, guys. Love y'all.

Oh, we love you.

I wanted to say I'm not in the area, so I can't participate, but I think you guys should add a talent, like a talent portion for extra points. My talent is that I can write my name with my feet. Really?

Well, I'll tell you what.

In the post, what are you writing your name in or with? Like a Sharpie? With my toes.

In the post, I would do a slide on Instagram and have the first one be the picture and the second one be the talent because I bet you the judges will look at that.

And I do not believe that we even have contest rules, so you don't have to necessarily be in or out of the area. Oh, okay. Yes, I believe if you do win, we have to Venmo you. I don't know. I'll have to figure it out. Okay.

Well, I have a very long name, so I'm excited about this. Here I come, guys.

Ella, are you the person that calls us from time to time that is on OnlyFans? There's a listener that does stuff on OnlyFans.

No, no, not on OnlyFans. I'm only a fan of you guys.

Oh, we love you for that. Thank you so much.

Have a good one.

All right, take care of yourself.

What is, am I allowed to say, is this dirty? What is that first texter? What does that mean? I don't want to say it. Oh, little cat toes. Yes, those count. Do cat bean toes count? Actually, no. We're going to live in it to just people. But the little beans on the bottom of cat toes have the little pads. Have you ever seen a cat foot? I don't get that close to cats. That is the cutest thing ever.

By the way, Mike's got my toe. I'm looking at your toe, Mike. You have wrinkle toe. So you have the toe.

Wait, what toe is that?

You have the toe. You bite your toes?

It looks like you bite your toes. Yeah.

Your toenails.

No, I'm serious. Do you? No, no, no. Your toe is so old and it looks like a hot dog. I probably should go to a doctor. I wasn't joking about that.

You could braid your toe hair. Yeah, that's some long toe hair.

I got it. The hair I got, I got to keep up, got to hold on to it. And then Megan, what's the background that you used for your toe? Cause you have a very, you have a very sexy background that you're, it looks like it's like a, like a metal or steel, uh, fan or something in the background.

It may or may not be my portable makeup case.

You actually, that was good that you actually concerned with the background. What's going on?

The toe was so bad. I thought I needed something pretty in the photo. Oh, that makes sense.

That's such a smart move.

Megan, your caption kills me. I want everyone to know I hate this.

Marlene, how are you?

Good morning, radio friends. Good morning.

Marlene, I understand that you are a foot model. Is that right?

Yeah, I've called you a couple times, and it's good money. So I was like, well, I know the business if you guys have questions. What do you model for?

What products or brands? um facebook for the foot fetish group oh okay how much how much are you getting for this

well these are the rates it's two dollars a minute to video chat it's anywhere between five to twenty dollars for a pic depending on what they want um it's 150 an hour for in-person session um wait stop in-person session what do they get to do um you you charge depending on what your service is but there's there's touching obviously yeah they mess with you like one guy used to come over and i would just play candy crush and put both my feet over his

face wow that's all he wanted wow i've been doing that for free i didn't know i'd get my brother get that without them asking for it that's amazing marlene i mean there's listen there's a lid for every pot. I mean, if you find people that are willing to pay for that, why not?

Shannon, veins are nice. They're not... Think of it like this. I'm going to say this as PG as I can to try to get this across. There's a certain body part on men that you like veins.

Oh my god. Shannon, did you just compare your feet to a

penis?

I don't know if that was the cleanest way you could have put that across. Thank you, Marlene. I'm moving on from Marlene. Marlene, you should enter Enter the contest. I mean, if your feet are that good to make that kind of money, you should enter our contest. I want to see them. Just put a toe up. Find out which toe is your MVP that should be on the Wheaties box and enter it to Mojo's Supergirl.

It's probably the one that you play Candy Crush with. What's going on, Christy?

Hey, how you guys doing?

Good. What's going on?

Well, way back in 1969.

Oh, jeez.

I'm pretty old now. We had a bunch of our friends. We used to get together on Friday night and play cards. Well, one Friday night, we got snowed in, and there was no way up in Gaylord we were going to leave our houses. So we all sat there trying to figure out what to do, and about 2 o'clock in the morning, we decided in order to have a foot contest. So everybody had to take off their shoes. We compared men's feet to women's feet. We measured everybody's toes.

They did this stuff back in the 60s. Is that amazing?

All right, where's this going? I've seen this. It's the beginning of a video. And? And in the end, I won

You won I still remember that all these years later Did you guys all sleep with each other afterwards? Or what did you guys do?

Well, you know That answer's not no

Cassie, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning

Hey guys, good morning Good morning Okay, so Mike, I heard some of you guys talking about how long your toe hairs were, so I've got to kind of give you a little bit of a heads up. My husband's got the same problem. I'm sure a lot of guys do, but I just want to tell you guys, I call it his toe pay.

Yes.

Oh, Cassie, that is great. Mojo in the morning. Annie, I'm telling everybody that they gotta go and what they need to do is post a picture of your toe it can be any of your toes up on your social, make sure you tag us, what's the hashtag KP?

There is no hashtag, just tag Mojo in the morning

Just tag Mojo in the morning

Take a picture of your favorite toe and then you're gonna tag Mojo in the morning and then if it's pretty enough and doesn't creep me out too much i will repost it to our story and that'll get you entered for the contest plus you got to be following all of our accounts so grand rapids toledo uh mojo in the morning

all right so it's the super toe contest annie i'm gonna go to you next because it's uh sparked my interest here when it says that you are an only fans foot model hi yes good morning good morning do you also do what our caller a couple previous

calls ago does the in-person stuff it seems like it could be dangerous no in person is not my thing

i don't even use my like i use an alias on there specifically so that that doesn't happen i would

rather people not know as much as i can what is the cost what are you making for a typical uh photo

uh well i don't i mean for single photos three photos typically um runs about 20 25 depending on what they're asking for if it's just feet it's 20 bucks but if it's you know feet like a request doing something stepping on something or you know doing something with my feet that i have you know then it goes up from their custom what's the strangest thing you had to do um strangest thing people like when i step on things smushing bread is like a big thing like getting it between my toes and like smushing like whole loaves of bread like standing it upright and smushing it

i would be so pissed if i found out my co-worker wouldn't buy a box of girl scout cookies from my daughter but they spend 50 bucks a month to watch somebody step on bread it gets some weird things

i get a lot of money for like the there's like a little like pulse that you get in the ankle of your foot like it's like a little heartbeat videos of that i mean make a couple hundred dollars easily and that's like 10 seconds of just a little image and they yeah yeah a couple hundred dollars

megan you want her to what dm you yeah can you dm me because i need this website info yeah

absolutely annie uh you're eligible for this we did not leave out any of the professional

toe people i would love that i've got pretty i got i got good feet i i uh they make me money but I'm also, they aren't, they're nice.

How much money total do you think you've made on OnlyFans?

Oh, my God. Well, I've been doing it for about a year and a half. I would say about close to $10,000. Oh, my goodness.

Unless the IRS is listening.

But how much money have you spent on bread?

Oh, God. Well, with the prices going up, I need more for these pictures.

You've got to go up for that. It's good.

And I don't, and it's like a non-nude, and it's just feet, and I make just as much as I would. Wow.

Somebody quite like specific breads. Do you use raisin bread? Is it wheat?

I like the Sara Lee Artesano bread. Oh, yeah. It's a really good one.

Actually, I've got to be honest with you. I want to ask you to go to our website or wherever this is, social media stuff, Instagram, and I want you to look at our toes and see which one of us could make the most money with our feet. Just tell us, please. I want to know. And if it's me, I'm going to Kroger. I'll be right back. All right. Thank you for the call.

Some people like funky feet. Thank you so much. Oh, really?

Well, thank you. Oh, yeah. Mojo, the morning show. 844 Mojo Live. 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. Channel 955-104.5 SNX. 92.5 KISS FM. So it happened to Megan. she got uh solicited for her phone number but was it the right way to do this or is this kind

of creepy to do what happened megan so i was checking out at a store that i actually have been to a whole bunch and you've ever realized that you don't have one of their like rewards memberships yeah come on yeah so um i was setting it up giving like my address and all that and then And I noticed once I gave my name, the guy behind me pulled out his phone and it seemed like he was getting ready for something. And I didn't know what that was. And all of a sudden, the guy at the cash register asked me for my phone number for the account. And as I'm giving my phone number, I can see out of the corner of my eye, this guy starts typing. And I think that as I was giving my phone number to set up this new account, this guy behind me was jotting it down and has my name and everything. And I'm totally creeped out. But here's the thing. He has not reached out yet. I haven't got, well, I did get a call from an unrecognized number last night, but I didn't get a text or anything. I feel like if you're going to steal somebody's phone number in public, you're going to text him first. I mean, who does that? Bold, bold and creepy. I was going to say, is it ballsy or is it creepy?

Honestly, it's kind of creepy.

It's way creepy.

But I want to know, are there any people that have ever had this same exact thing happen to them and it turned into something loving? It was actually good.

Girl, you've got to be using a fake phone number for that.

Yeah.

Well, I used to use, okay, this is really mean. I used to use my best friend's phone number for everything. And she got real mad at me one day. but it's the only number i know and i have memorized other than my own and our phone numbers are very similar so like i would just give hers out then she started signing me up for really inappropriate websites and mailing lists and stuff like that so i learned my lesson i stopped giving

other people's numbers out also the other thing i want to say is every one of these stores that has these clubs annoys the crap out of me when they ask me to join these clubs like i like there are certain places places i'm like okay i'll join that club you know i mean like my kroger i can get

discount on gas and stuff and you can just type in your number you don't have to say it out loud like if you have to say it out loud like megan i can if i put your phone number into google it

shows me your your name address everything thank you so much for reminding people that that's a possibility right now it's just a few million people listening no worries but but don't you

have a google number because i've called your number before and all of a sudden it says the

google subscriber or is that just me i didn't give you my real phone number i knew it hold on

if that guy from uh wherever let's call the number if that guy from ulta or wherever what so the you know what's funny about the the stores stuff like when shannon brought up the fake phone number and the i have i have a separate phone number that is a google number that we got years ago when we were doing some i think we were doing the pirate calls remember we were having people

call up and uh oh my gosh it was for um talk like a pirate day talk like a pirate day yeah so i have

so i have a google number and then i have an aol address from like years ago and i have all this stuff go i went and opened that aol account the other day i think i had like 7 000 messages from all the stores that i have like the the the account set up with and then a couple pirate calls

too what's up what's going on katie hi how you doing what happened so i um went to a college and it was like a small family owned gym and the guy whose family owned the gym got my information from the computer and like contacted me that way oh yeah that's not good you probably could

get them in trouble for that it's like the message the story we talked this morning about the door dash driver that reached out to the customer afterwards and a girl and who is way young, but it's like, you're crossing a line. There's a business use. No one said, contact me

personally. Yeah. It actually, um, worked out, I guess, cause he was my gym crush. Oh, so it wasn't

creepy in your world. It's only creepy if they're, if they're ugly. Yeah. If they're, if they're,

it's never creepy if they're cute. Definitely. You know, what's so weird about that is the, filling out prize sheets for the radio station and stuff we had a uh person that used to work here at the radio station i will not say who it is but it was a person who came on after us during one of the time slots that used to fill out the prize sheets and then go in because we asked for their social media go right away to their social and then if they were hot he would hit

them up on social but also write their phone numbers down could have been one of many let's

Let's just put it that way, that we're doing that. And then they got caught doing that by the prize department. You don't mess with the prize department. A texter here says, Megan, you should call that number back. Yes, you should. And you should see if that's the guy that was behind you in line writing your number down.

What if it was? Then you put it on.

Let's do it. Then you post it on your TikTok, and I'll tell everybody to call it. Here, he's a fan of unsolicited phone numbers.

Do you, like, you know, and I know when you told the story, you kind of talked a little bit, but was the guy in the slightest somebody that you would be interested in or no? Do you not remember?

Here's the thing. I was on a high last night. I went on a shopping high because I was feeling a little bit sad, so I went out and spent my money. That's what normal people do, right? I love the non-reactions. No, no, no.

I was waiting for you to continue. That sentence we were waiting for.

I love when I get really nervous and nobody says anything. I was like, did I just tell my crazy little bit? I feel like the bar yesterday was low. Let's just say that.

But does it knock it down, Peg, if he does write your number down in a creepy way without asking? I mean, that's not good. Even if you think he's cute, don't you want him to have the balls to just ask for your number? You don't want him to do the creepy thing.

No. No.

You don't care.

talking to people oh yeah that's true yeah okay listen to how creepy this is somebody said i was at the airport and somebody texted me after seeing my number on my luggage tag oh my god

always use your work number if you have one that you can use for your luggage tag deidra what's up

hi first time caller i'm very nervous oh don't be nervous you do not need to be nervous just

What's your phone number?

like to call you later today so i started doordashing right before christmas and a couple of weeks ago i dropped off to a gentleman and when i left his house he called me back so i thought maybe i dropped him off the wrong order because i do a couple at a time and he called me back and he told me that he just seen something in my eyes that he could tell that um there was things going on in my life and he would like to talk to me about them yeah i was just a little creeped out and i told you know i didn't know what to do so i said you know i have a couple other deliveries to make can i give you a call back of course i wasn't going to call him back right so i didn't call him back isn't that he called me back like an hour later so that number that you guys give

is actually a real number i thought that was like some national number no it's a real number that

I thought DoorDash deleted my number once I delivered it, but obviously that's not the case because he was able to call me after I already hit delivered. That's scary. Maybe he screenshotted it or something. I blocked him. After he called me back that hour later, I blocked him. So, yeah, it was a little creepy.

Yeah. That is very scary. Wow. What's going on, Heather? It's Mojo in the Morning Show.

Good morning. How are you guys?

We're good. What's going on? We're talking about how the guy wrote down Megan's number.

Yeah, I totally have the craziest situation. So my friend and I were on a vacation, got to in a little accident. The cop that came to get everybody's information, after we had left the scene, he ended up calling us and trying to take me out.

Whoa, that's crazy.

Yeah, so he got our phone number from all the information that we had to give.

I've heard that happen before with a friend of mine. And they said the cop pulled him over for a ticket, let her go with a warning, and then that night called and said, hey, I've just been thinking about you all day, and I don't know if you're single or not. And I was like, whoa, that's a breach.

How long ago was this?

Oh, my gosh. This was probably at least, I don't know, five years ago or so.

Oh, my gosh. And was it in one of our towns?

No, this was out of state.

Man, that's nuts. Because I'm telling you what, if the police chiefs knowing that that's going on, you're going to get in big trouble. Um, uh, Lisa, you, uh, had furniture delivered and what happened?

I went, uh, good morning. Um, I went to, uh, I just recently moved and I went to a furniture store and I purchased furniture. They asked if I needed to have it delivered. I said, no, it was not a lot. I said, I'll have, uh, I'll pick it up. And later that day I get a text. Hey, my name is, in fact, it's Mike. It's my name is Mike. I was behind you in line. I would like to know if I can come And deliver the furniture for you

Oh my gosh, it was another customer

It was another customer Behind me when they asked for My phone number to get my information To set up an account and I'm like Who the hell is this? Excuse my language, who is this? They're like I was behind you in line and I heard you give your name Okay, that's just so scary I said Are you kidding me? I said And everybody's like you should report it I said what is wrong with people now Nowadays, you can't even go grocery shopping, furniture shopping, anything. And he was willing to come and deliver my furniture.

So creepy. Wow. You want to hear the craziest story of them all, though? Brittany is on with us right now. Brittany, tell everybody what happened to you when you got out of jail.

Okay, so I was like a wild child. And unfortunately, when I was 18, I was incarcerated just for like a week, awaiting like my bond. And when I got home from jail, there was a Facebook message. And it was from, like, this trustee guy who saw me when he was in and, like, left me a Facebook message, like, oh, you need to hit me back up. You're just so beautiful. I saw your face. And I knew, like, we were just meant to be Bonnie and Clyde. I'm like, what's up?

Bonnie and Clyde? He actually used that as one of his favorites?

Wait, so how did he get your number while you were in jail?

It wasn't my number. So it was, like, Facebook. So he looked at my, like, inmate name, I guess, and then, like, found me on Facebook. It was the creepiest thing I've ever had.

And he worked for the courts or for the police?

No, he was like a trustee, like another inmate in jail. I was like, oh, I pick the winner.

Well, maybe he thought you guys had commonality. Maybe he thought that you guys liked the same things.

Well, I mean, possibly, but now I'm a functioning member of society, so, like, that's crazy to me.

How crazy is Katie's one? I was going to end on that cop one But Katie's is crazy because this could happen to you Katie, what did What did a doctor do?

I was a patient of his And he went into my medical chart And texted me And asked me on a date

Oh my gosh I don't think HIPAA is going to like

That's a HIPAA violation.

Yeah, it was crazy.

Was he cute?

I'm no longer a patient.

Oh, he wasn't cute. All right. Classified documents? Help, we can't even give Mojo semi-classified office gossip. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon, with what's trending right now on the Dirty on the 30, good news to start off with?

Yeah, I got a little engagement news. It's Eminem's 27-year-old daughter, Haley, Haley Jade, announcing her engagement to her longtime boyfriend, Evan McClintock, on social media yesterday. It was really sweet. She posted a few different photos of her proposal, and you can see all of them on our social media or also on the Dirty page at MojoWithTheMorning.com. So, big congratulations. She's a beautiful, beautiful woman, isn't she? She is stunning. Yeah. Let's talk about Harry Styles' performance at the Grammys, shall we? If you watched, you saw that big spinning turntable that took up like a big chunk of the center of the stage. Well, it turns out something major was going wrong right in front of our eyes as reviewers had no idea. This is one of Harry's backup dancers talking about what happened.

The curtain opened and it was time to perform. Our turntable started spinning in reverse, freaking all of us out on live television. And there was nothing we could do to stop it. So after a week of rehearsing this piece perfectly going this way, the moment it's time to perform, it starts going this way. And in real time, we have to troubleshoot and try to do a complete piece in reverse. Isn't that crazy?

So all of their choreography had to be backwards, and they had to figure that out on the spot. Here's another one of Harry's dancers.

And so we tried to get the attention of the turntable technician, and we're like, hey, it's going the wrong way under at breath, because we're on live TV, can't, like, yell. And he didn't realize that's what we were saying. So to switch all of those patterns around on the spot, luckily we worked together and did our best. Harry did his best to, like, walk and reverse everything while he was singing and reverse his entire duet, which is incredible.

Yeah, so the dancers were saying, for everybody who was posting on social media, something was off. Some of the dancers looked lethargic. Some of them looked like they didn't know what they were doing. Well, they did it. They had to try to redo everything that they had learned on the spot on live television. It's kind of crazy. Matt McConaughey in talks with Yellowstone co-creator Taylor Sheridan for a spinoff series. Now, here's the thing. This news comes on the heels of some rumors that the Paramount Network may be moving to end Yellowstone early because of some scheduling battles with Kevin Costner, who plays the lead. John Dutton on the show actually just won a Golden Globe for that role. he reportedly demanded to only work for just one week on the second half of season five which is returning this summer and it's kind of creating a morale problem you know among the cast members now a paramount spokesperson is shooting down that rumor and attempting to put fans minds at ease they came out last night to say we have no news to report kevin costner is a big part of yellowstone and we hope that's the case for a long time to come so i've heard two different things i've heard matthew mcconaughey might be replacing him which i can't see and then i've heard matthew mcconaughey is going to be in talks for this spin-off series to yellowstone that chinese spy balloon that traveled through u.s airspace before being shot down over myrtle beach over the weekend may have been carrying some explosives on it meant for self-destruction according to an air force general the spy craft's payload was approximately the size of a big Regional jetliner And again President Biden Was advising everybody against shooting it down Over land, citing safety risks To civilians on the ground And now we're learning there may have been Explosives on it So the potential For something really bad to happen Had it been shot down over land Kind of goes against the China story

It was just a civilian balloon

Yeah, they always say it's a weather balloon That's their thing

Which you generally don't need to explode.

Yeah. And lastly, Fox is saying that all of its in-game ads for Super Bowl 57 have been sold.

I'm just going to buy one for Mojo in the morning.

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mojo in the morning mike how you doing i'm all right how are you good how is uh how's the pregnant lady doing

uh she's okay she has her days where it's a bit rough she just started to uh to show it well A little bit, I guess. And just kind of feeling it. She's about 24 weeks, so we're over halfway, which is wild how fast this is going.

God, I can't believe that.

I know, right? Isn't that wild?

It feels like you just told us, which I know you did, but you also, you know, because you weighed a little bit on that. But it's wild to think that you guys are growing. And what's the date? Is it June?

For the DraftKings bettors, it is supposed to be June 1st. But it could be any day, either early or later. I don't know.

It's my birthday month.

It's my dad's birthday.

Is it June 1st?

June 1st, yeah.

Gemini?

A Gemini? Is that what we're hoping for? Is that Gemini?

I don't know. I'm a Gemini. It's June 11th. I'm so glad with that. I don't know what the start of the whole thing is. Yeah, that would be. I always love the people that know. Like, you'll sit there and go, it always seems like they're female friends of Chelsea's. Like, you'll tell them, you'll go, yeah, you know. They'll go, oh, you're a total Virgo. And I'm like, well, I don't have no idea. Like, I have no clue any of that stuff, but they know that stuff. But so mom is doing good. Baby is growing and getting cooked up in that kitchen. And how is there anything been bothering? Like, has Allie gotten to any points at all where she said to you, like, ah, crap, I want to go out and, you know, have some fun or party or anything like that? Because, I mean, I guess she could still do it, but, you know, not like she did before. You miss lunch meat and you miss drinks. You can't eat lunch meat when you're pregnant? No.

Risk of listeria. Yeah. Man, yeah, yeah. And so, yeah, actually, the drinks thing, yeah, she, last weekend, we went to, we went on to eat or whatever, and she's like, you know what I want? And I was like, what's that? Well, I made a dirty comment first, but then I said, what's that? And I said, and she goes, I want a mocktail. So we got her, you know, a mocktail or whatever, and I was like, you know what, I want to do something for her, because this is, this is the last time she's going to have a baby, and we're kind of, it's happening fast, but I also want to kind of like, I want to surprise her and make it special and also get her out of the house so we can go do stuff and she can enjoy herself. And I remembered that this place DM'd me a couple weeks ago, or no, it was like a week ago, and I had a chance to get back to them. They're called the Pregnancy Bar. I guess it's in like West Bloomfield or I think that's where it's at. I don't know. And I'm like, oh my gosh, that's genius. like the timing on that is perfect i'll just take her to this but i assumed it was like uh it was a place for like pregnant women or you know pregnant couples and you went and you sat and you ate foods that you could eat and you drank things that you could drink and i thought it was this whole experience i'm like that is a genius idea so i had this plan to surprise her and then i realized i hadn't looked at the details of this place what do you mean the details Thank you.

Well, it's not that at all. It's nothing like that. It's not a bar in the slightest. It's not a place where pregnant people hang out. It's just a place where you go get ultrasounds. Oh, stop it. Awesome.

A for effort. Oh, my gosh. That's so funny. I'm looking at their website now. It's kind of amazing. It's cool. You idiot.

That's actually pretty funny, though. I thought to myself, I'm like, wow, they actually have like a bar where they just sell like virgin margaritas and what i thought oh man by the way somebody ordered the other day and when we were at the uh that restaurant in east lansing the mexican restaurant that everybody goes to uh um they ordered a virgin margarita and i was like you can't have a margarita virgin because honestly the only thing good in the margarita is tequila i got a damn margarita who wants a margarita you know what i mean like at least a virgin uh you know like some of the mocktails

are amazing because they're like craft cocktails yeah you know the whatever so i have a bartender

friend who said a pregnant woman a woman once came in and was missing the taste of alcohol so ordered a drink but said only put half the alcohol in there but she ordered a long island iced tea oh my god and she informed the woman i'm not serving you that i mean you're clearly like eight months pregnant she's like oh a little alcohol is fine during pregnancy and she's like listen i mean a lot of people will debate that and you can get in a whole thing about that the cdc says no amount of alcohol is safe but i at long island iced tea has like five it has all the alcohols in it so you can't do half calf on a long island iced tea and still uh think it's gonna be

safe for your baby i i remember um having like virgin drinks because i was not a big alcohol person but i loved them and i i did like a virgin pina colada and i got so sick i'll never forget this so sick on virgin pina coladas and then i realized how much oh my god it was so much sugar then i realized how much calories are in this yeah yeah that i was like all right yeah this is not going any good you know it's not not doing great well mike you can buy um you can buy a lot

of that like they have wine that is alcohol like the alcohol has been removed from it oh really it's not the greatest tasting i but i do remember like having it it was like new year's eve or something and i think it's called free f-r-e they have they have like i didn't know that yeah they do because i've seen like a lot like all of the you know all the normal liquor stores have it it's not some like

specialty thing i've seen it's gotten good the beers are interesting aren't they good ones but

you guys know i love my wine and so i was like oh i just really want this glass of wine and it It doesn't have alcohol in it.

What is non-alcoholic beer called? Isn't there like a name for it or no?

It usually just says N. Like O'Doul's is a brand. O'Doul's is a brand, yeah.

But that's wild. I did not know that they actually had a wine.

Leave it to me to find it.

Yeah. Danny, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Mike wants to get his pregnant wife not drunk. What's going on?

Yes. So I've had four kids, and I always, always have to go to Grey Ghost for their mocktails.

Grey Ghost has good ones, huh? Do they?

Yes, they have handcrafted ones, and they're so good. She'll definitely get her fixed in. Plus, like, I order one of everything off the food menu.

Oh, that sounds like a pregnant lady right there. One of everything off the food menu. What is the best of all the mocktails that you've had so that Allie can try it?

It really depends what she likes, but I know I had one. It was, like, homemade rock and rye. It had, like, cherry, vanilla. Ooh, yum Yeah, they dress it all up They have all the garnishes on it So it feels like it But really, you're just having this amazing drink

That's what you need, Mike You gotta get one

Anything to make her happy right now Is really what I'm going for

How's she gonna be when she's our designated driver When we're hanging out on St. Patrick's Day For Irish on Ionia

That's her birthday weekend, too

Oh my god She's gonna be hanging out with all of us drunk idiots Yep All right, then this is the deal. All of us aren't drinking for Allie. Excuse me? Well, we bring the free one.

Honestly, I kind of loved being DD and not having to go out sometimes when I was pregnant. But not St. Patrick's Day. No, I will be the first to admit, though, sometimes I was like, yes, I have an excuse to stay in.

You don't want to be the one sober person around. Those drunks on St. Patrick's Day. Those drunks, I mean me.

What's up, Stacey?

Hey, I was just going to say Blake Lively has this drink. it's called Betty Buzz and it's like mocktails because she doesn't like to drink alcohol but Ryan's got that you know alcohol out so she wants to like fit in but not drink the alcohol and they got like sparkling lemon lime and I love you guys you guys are so funny oh thank you that's very nice

And she's not drunk, and she said that. Is that unbelievable?

No, no, no.

That's so great. Thank you for the call. All right, so Blake Lively, we've got to look at that.

Yeah.

And, Mike, there's somebody that just got on our phone lines here that said that there's a new bar in Grand Rapids.

There is?

Yeah.

That has good mocktails. That has a- It's becoming an increasingly positive thing. Like, I know Ferndale has a bar called Loving Touch, and they host sober party nights. Oh, yeah. Because they realize there's a lot of people, not just pregnant women, but also a lot of people that are alcoholic and want to go out with their friends, but you want options. You want to be able to hang out with your friends and just have a mocktail.

Grace, what's it called?

I don't know the name of it, but I do remember seeing it blow up all over social media. There's a new bar in Grand Rapids that serves N.A. Spirit.

Where is it at?

It's on Fulton.

Okay. So now, Mike, you don't know the name of it, but we do know that it's on Fulton.

It's on Fulton in Grand Rapids. It comes right up. I was trying to Google before you called me back.

No, that's okay.

Is it called Alt City Bevco?

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Okay, a lot of people are texting. All right. Thanks, Grace. Yep, of course. All right. It's Mojo in the Morning. Time now for Am I an A-Hole? Yes. We did it last week for the first time. And then afterwards, we said, hey, if you got something that you would like to bring to the air, come on with us. And then what we do is we go around the room and we also ask the listeners if we think you're an a-hole for whatever it is that you did. Zach's on with us. Zach, welcome to Am I an A-hole? How you doing?

Hey.

How you guys doing? Yes, Zach is the a-hole. Tell me it off the bat. No, I'm just kidding to you, Zach. Zach, so tell us the situation, okay? And then we'll tell you whether or not we think you're an a-hole for what you did.

All right. So I am.

Do you have a cold, by the way? You're sniffling a little bit.

I am. I'm getting over a cold. I think I'm over it, but, like, I still have a little bit of, like, I can't, like, I feel fine. Everything except my nose is a little bit.

Okay. Well, I hope you feel better, okay? It's the Midwest for you. What's the story? So what happened?

uh i'm i'm driving uh i am looking for a parking spot in this grocery store and uh the road's so slick and there's all the slush on the ground and i i find myself behind uh this this lady uh and she's going two miles an hour and we're all we're just stuck on this road and i can't get around her and it's yeah i'm very very it's like it was there's a moment where i'm like okay this is fine like she's just looking for a spot just like me but then it becomes like so annoying and this this thing is going so long i'm like i legit was behind her going one mile an hour for like

i would i would probably say five minutes okay okay so what'd you do in the parking lot

In the parking lot. And so eventually I'm like, I'm just not going to get groceries. So I'm honking. I start honking at this lady. And then she flips me off. And then she doesn't move at all.

And she's just stuck there. So now you're stuck there.

Yeah.

So are you asking, are you the a-hole for the fact that you're dumb? Just say a-hole. A-hole. A-hole. I know it doesn't have as much juice when you say a-hole, but you cannot say the two S's to the end of it.

Well, especially if you're talking about traffic, because then you're just yelling that word.

Well, was she walking, or was she in a car? You didn't say that part of the story.

She's walking. Sorry, I forgot the mention. She's walking.

Okay, so she...

And is she pushing a cart? Because it sounded like you were saying she was just stuck there. Was she stuck with a card?

She is pushing her card.

Is she an older woman? Sorry, I got to get all the details here.

I don't think it matters.

It does, though, because if it's a little old lady.

I've already rendered my judgment.

I know, but if it's a little old lady, you got to give her time.

Although I would love to be flipped off by a little old lady. I would love it. Can I just say this to you? Sometimes it's tough, especially in the weather that we've had, and even worse when it starts melting and it turns into slush, sometimes it's tough to push those carts through the parking lot.

It really is.

And so you got to be patient, Zach. You got to show a little bit of wintertime patience.

But it was, I'm saying it was five minutes. This was five minutes.

You were stuck for five minutes behind this woman. Are you sure it was five minutes or did it seem like? it was five minutes all right so how long is one of your a segment before an advertisement

how much okay sometimes they're yeah sometimes they're five to eight or ten minutes long what

was you were you listening to us that that's exactly what was happening okay then it was a

long time yeah we did we took we never talked for short times yeah okay so is zach an a-hole guys A question that he would like to know, and a question, obviously, that we're asking here on our second ever, am I an a-hole? Unless you're Zach, who says the actual word, and we have to delete that whole thing. Zach, I'm going to go on, and I'm going to say you're an a-hole.

I agree.

I agree.

I disagree. Yeah, I don't agree.

Yeah. Why do you guys? Why, Megan?

I think that that lady was being the a-hole. And I feel like we're not giving her enough credit for being so inconsiderate to be in other people's way for such a long time. Why should the world revolve around her just because she's not in a car? You just hate old people.

She's an old lady.

She probably can't even hear that a car is coming. Okay, truly, if she's that old and can't walk in a parking lot, then maybe she needs some help. In the snow. I'll tell you why I disagree.

Even if she's not old, I think that we have become so impatient in our cars. And we're forgetting, like, people going in and out of stores. And I give pedestrians the right away because carts are not easy to deal with in parking lots. But also, he said it was slick. So maybe she couldn't just scoot over near cars or something because there's slush and ice and everything. So, you know, give her the benefit of that. I feel like maybe she was traveling where she could travel with her cart.

She could break a hip.

We've all been there. What if that was your granny? I don't care.

She hates her granny. She should be in a handicap spot there.

Also, hit her.

I agree with you. People are totally aloof nowadays, and I'm like, come on, move over. Hold on. But I still think.

Please, Megan, you're going to be old one day.

When have you ever met, like, a truly nice old person versus the mean ones? What's the ratio? What's the probability that this is a nice old lady? It's not high.

Marlene, am I an a-hole? Is Zach an a-hole?

Absolutely. And, dude, Zach, you've got to be a little bit more patient. What is five minutes in our lives? You know what I mean? Especially, like, today, people are crazy, and there's so much insanity. Why be part of that, dude?

This might be the only five minutes that this woman has left in her life. Oh, my gosh.

Also, it's so easy to say that now, but if you've ever been in your car somewhere for five minutes, we're all losing our minds. True, but I'm not honking at her.

What's going on Rebecca Is Zach an a-hole

Good morning I think Zach is an a-hole Because if the lady was older There was no reason for him to do that You have to be patient with people Be kind to people And when he just brought up Talking about your podcast He kind of snapped on that too So that felt a little weird

Well he was trying to figure out I think how long our segments were To see how long of a time it was Keith what do you think of Zach

Well, I think his sniffling might have been a little bit too much booger sugar this morning.

The listeners always take it way further. I love it.

You think he might be, huh?

His sniffling ain't no cold.

You think he was on something while he was in the parking lot, too?

Oh, definitely.

Yeah.

That's why he was in such a rush.

Yeah, it could be.

Exactly.

The listeners are 50-50 on this. The text messages come in and are exactly split down the middle with which side people agree with. And then one person said, 734 said, what took longer, the lady walking to her car or him telling the story?

Also facts.

Jen, what are your thoughts? Hi, Jen.

I completely agree with Megan. Thank you.

You're like Megan. You hate old people.

Yes. A little bit.

juliana what's going on it's mojo in the morning am i an a-hole i agree with megan as well

i think that pedestrians do have the right of way but they also need to be aware of their

surroundings okay and if you're standing there uh with a cart in the middle of the aisle of the you got to pick a side right pick a side right or left right or left what's up brandon hello Hi, Brandon. Would you want to ask a question?

Well, I do have a question or a comment. What kind of honk was it? Oh, very good. Very good point. Okay, hold on. We all know there's a beep and there's a honk. There's a boop? There's a boop. Yeah, a little boop.

Imitate it, Zach. What was the honk? What kind of honk was it?

Uh, five seconds. And. Oh, my dick. Never mind. I was at you. Dick. Dick.

He was kind of a dick. Yeah. I always go with a dick.

Wow.

Great question, Brandon.

By the way, Brandon, you don't blame the old lady for flipping the bird back at him. She almost got herself like a heart attack or something off of that kind of honk, right?

Yeah, exactly. If it was a little toot and she flipped him off and made the show of the a-hole. But if he's sitting there weighing on the horn, come on now.

Yes. All right. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Thank you.

All right. Last call from Terry. Terry, your thoughts on this?

Yeah, this guy's not the a-hole. I 100% agree with Megan. This lady's already had her life. Let us live ours. She's taking us to the time.

Wow.

Oh, my God. You know how I always say F them babies? I think we need to add F them seniors. Exactly

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Six on Six on Six I'll tell you what it's got in it It's got sexual innuendo Mild profanity Toilet humor And drinking Isn't that today? Roll the awkwardness It's Mojo in the Morning Six on Six

Travis Hello Oh man Travis all I gotta say Is you are a dirty MF-er

Yeah I admit to nothing Well, you're about to admit to a lot of stuff, I think. Yeah, I'm not too stoked for this. I don't, my, yeah, this is, this will be interesting for a family dinner.

And your mom seems like the sweetest lady in the world, and we just called her up, so we're going to conference her in here, okay?

Oh, boy. Okay.

All right. On the phone with us is Caroline. Is that right, Caroline? Yes. You are Travis's mother.

I am.

Hi, Mom. He's on the phone. Are you okay with your voice on the radio, Mom?

I think so. Yes.

Yes? Okay. All right. We're doing a contest to win Travis a prize. Travis, tell Mom the name of the contest.

It's called Six on Sex.

Oh, boy. Do you have any idea what that is all about? No.

Have you ever talked to your son about his sex life? Vaguely, you know, the basics.

Well, we're getting more than vague on this one here.

Oh, my God.

We're going to ask Travis six questions about his sex life at any point during the conversation that we have. If you don't like what you're hearing, hang up the phone. And if you do, he loses the prize.

Don't hang up, Mom.

Like it.

Don't hang up.

By the way, we have had parents that have hung up after I just said exactly what we were doing. So, good. You staying on at least to question number one is good. Okay. All right. We always start off with this question. You ready? Question number one and six on sex. Travis, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

Oh, I want to say 13, 14.

And who was it that you lost your virginity to, Travis?

Mom, you remember the campground? You remember the camp manager's daughter?

Oh, no.

Yeah. How old? Wait, you're 13. How old was she?

I want to say she was 16 or 17.

Oh, my God. Where was mom at? Why was mom not around?

Well, she probably thought I was out riding my bike somewhere. Oh, my God. Yeah, you did that all the time.

Oh, God. yeah i did all right uh question number two in six on sex okay uh it's it's a fun kind of question travis i know that this is something you normally don't talk

about in front of your mom but have you ever had a threesome and if so how many um i've had one threesome and yeah one threesome mom isn't that unbelievable yeah that's unbelievable now can you tell us were they two girlfriends two like a girlfriend and a one with a girlfriend

and her best friend.

And how did that come about, Travis?

Well, we were drinking at a local bar and we started talking about some explicit body parts and her best friend didn't believe my girlfriend at the time.

Believe about what?

I don't know if I'll have to say it on the radio or not.

Go ahead.

Being well hung.

Did you know he was well hung, Mom?

Oh, my God. No way. Oh, no. Oh, my God, Mom. I'm so sorry.

Question number three in Six on Sex. Can we move along?

Yeah, I think so. Long.

Question number three. Oh, my God. Since Travis has had a threesome, we know that he's had sex with at least, it looks like, three women. Travis, how many have you had sex with? What's your body count?

Oh, mom, don't hang up. Upper 40s.

Upper 40s? No. Yeah. You're a nice young guy. Yeah, I mean. How old are you, Travis? 27? 27. Do the math on that one.

Oh, no. Yeah. Sorry, mom.

I'm just sitting here with my hand over my mouth the whole time.

Oh my gosh Which part has been the worst so far I think it's the hung part That's what I think

Oh yeah my face is burning red right now But that's going to be on the radio

Oh my gosh Let's make question number four Adventurous and fun Travis where's the craziest place That you had sex

Um in a dressing room In a cold No way Yeah, there's quite a bit of room in those dressing rooms.

Can you imagine that, Mom, while you're getting your Kohl's cash, she's getting something else? No.

Ah. Hey, what were you, do you know what you were shopping for at Kohl's that all of a sudden got you horny?

It was actually for Winterfest at the school I went to, and we were, like, looking for a suit for me to wear. Yeah, it was I don't know if I should name drop her But my sophomore year Oh my god Yeah, I was looking for a suit And I found one And then I was changing into my clothes And she wanted to be in there

He was well hung That's why, Mom

She's right

Question number five We're going to make Mom more than blush on this one Oh, crap Travis Have you ever In your entire life Heard your mom Getting it on

Yeah You did when Yes I have unfortunately I was probably 16 or 17

Oh god

And what was Her bedroom was Above mine And there was one night Like, I didn't, like, hear, like, her or the guy, but I definitely heard the bed kind of...

Oh, no. Maybe she was sleepless. Maybe she was, you know, having a hard time falling asleep.

Yeah, yeah. Night terrors, whatever you want to call it.

Mom, you can explain it by saying you were tossing and turning thinking about one day your son calling you up to do a stupid contest on the radio.

Yeah. That.

One last question in Six on Sex. Travis, I want to know how adventurous you are right now with your current relationship. Do you guys dress up in costumes in the bedroom?

She does. I can't say I do.

And now, Travis, tell us a little bit. Who is she? Is it somebody that your mom likes?

Yes, it's my wife, Erin.

Oh, Mom, you like her?

Oh, of course I do.

What kind of costumes has your wife tried? Oh, my God. Don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't do it.

She dressed together. A nurse costume

Don't throw her under the butt

Oh my gosh That has been Six on sex everybody Good job

Thank you mom I'm so sorry That was rough buddy

Yeah

What was the hardest question to hear the answer to

I would definitely say the awkwardness Of him saying he was hung Yeah

Was he like that when you changed his diapers as a little boy? No, he definitely was not. Six on... Six, six. Mojo in the morning, six on sex. If you would like to be a contestant on Six on Sex, it's as easy as just texting sex to 95500. You can text sex to 95500. Standard text and data rates to apply. And for Travis... Oh, you must have a very big penis. I wonder if the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. We didn't ask mom that question. Back with the Dirty on the 30 coming up in moments.

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Channel 955, 104.5 SNX, 92.5 KISS FM. And, of course, the iHeartRadio app, listening to the Mojo on the Morning Show. What do you got in this hour's dirty, Shannon?

So we knew that Ben Affleck was absolutely miserable at the Grammy Awards, right? That was not a secret to anybody who was watching.

Do you think it's just the awards he's miserable at? Or do you think it's just being with her right now?

This is the third time, like three times in a week, they've gotten caught looking miserable fighting on camera.

Yeah, so there is a video that was going around yesterday of Jennifer Lopez just snapping at Ben. And it was right as the host of the Grammys, Trevor Noah, sat down next to them. And it started with Ben whispering something into Jen's ear. And whatever he said, I don't know what he said, but she jerked away and she gave him the death stare and said something back to him in response. Well, according to somebody who can read lips, love this, Jennifer Lopez apparently told Ben, stop, look more friendly, look motivated. To which Ben replied, I might. And then they both realized, busted, the cameras were, you know, watching and got all of this on tape. You can see it on the dirty page at MojoInTheMorning.com. By the way, on Instagram yesterday, I noticed that J-Lo shared a montage of photos of Ben and her from the Grammys with the caption, always the best time with my love, my husband.

He cleans up well. Have you noticed that with him? Yeah. Because I've seen him look like really bad. Like, you know, when, you know, he's just kind of out and about. But man, you put a suit on that guy. He's a good looking dude.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Speaking of, the Grammys after losing for Best R&B Album, Chris Brown is now apologizing to Robert Glasper for freaking out on him in a series of now-deleted Instagram stories. Remember, he wrote, who the F is Robert Glasper, among other really not-so-nice things. So, in his apology, Chris writes, congratulations, my brother. I would like to apologize if you took offense to my reaction at the Grammys. You were not the intended target, and I know I came off really rude and mean. After doing my research, I actually think you're amazing. Chris said his intended target was the Recording Academy. And he wrote, The organization isn't doing us blacks our due diligence. You and I should never be in the same category. Two totally different vibes and genres. So from one black man to another, congratulations. What's his name again? Because I'm not still remember. Robert Casper.

So he's a piano player, but he does jazz primarily. But he also has been on everybody's albums, like Kendrick Lamar, Jill Scott, Mac Miller, Anderson .Paak. So he's collaborated on a lot of contemporary pop and rap stars. But the problem is you don't really know his music because it's more jazzy.

So this is his music era.

But it was under the R&B category, which, listen, I mean, Chris Brown King criticized that all he wants. All the categories are stupid. Bonnie Raitt, a 70-year-old blues singer, won the best pop song of the year. So, obviously, they always get this stuff wrong, but he's trying to clean himself up now because he was a bad look. He looked like an idiot. Like, he was owed that a word, and it's just not a good look to beat up sour grapes over.

By the way, Grammy's did great in the ratings this year. 12.4 million viewers, which is a 30% increase from last year. Lots of people watching.

They did a good job of starting it off. You know, they had Jay Belvin starting it off, and that was exciting to watch. But I think that they didn't lose you because there was a little bit of controversy, too. I think people wanted to see who was there and what people were going to do. And Spike brought up the best point earlier this morning. These shows are now selling. Every concert, even like retro concerts like the Goo Goo Dolls and Journey and those guys are selling.

We've been to live concerts again. We're excited.

about this summer's tours, so we're excited about music again, and I want to see those artists at the Grammys. I didn't want to see them the last two years when they were out partying and having Hollywood fun while we were all sitting in our house and had no concerts and nothing to do.

TJ Holmes and A.B. Robach, formerly of Good Morning America, are still going strong. Personally, he just bought her some bling, in fact, for her 50th birthday. Not an engagement ring, but despite being out of work, he was spotted buying a gold promise ring from David Yerman, price tag $650 in Manhattan, and a Tiffany and Company chain to hang it on. And friends of the couple say TJ and Amy are more in love than ever. Newly retired Tom Brady said he's taken a year off before going to work for Fox Sports for that 10-year, $375 million contract.

For me, I want to be great at what I do. And even, you know, talking even last week with the people at Fox Sports, you know, and the leadership there allowing me to start, you know, my Fox opportunity in the fall of 2024 for something that's great for me so take some time to really learn become great at what i want to do become great at um you know thinking about the opportunity and making sure i don't rush into anything it's going to be a good great opportunity for me to take some time to really uh certainly become at my fox broadcasting job which i'm really looking forward to but also catching up on other parts of my life that uh needs some needs some time and energy a reboot of the movie i know what

you did last summer is in the works with the original stars jennifer love hewitt and freddie Prince Jr. already in talks to reprise their roles. Wow, how did they get them? They're so busy. Fun fact, on my very first date ever in high school, went to go see that movie and got turned away because I was too young. South End Mall. Fun fact, when they came out to promote

that movie, Jennifer Love Hewitt came in the studio and I had such a crush on her and Mojo embarrassingly made her sit on my lap and it was a very awkward interview. I would be canceled nowadays if that happened. Well, her mom was here in studio, and it was all in good fun. But you know how people would overreact.

Yep, yep. And lastly, Pooong is a small dairy town in the Australian state of Victoria. Population, just 360 people. Pooong. Wait, what is it called? Pooong. Pooong. P-O-O-W-O-N-G. Pooong. Well, to promote Gut Health Month, which is the month of February, they temporarily changed their name. Why am I in second grade? from poo-wong to poo-right. Stop, stop, stop. Come on. Having lived here all my life, it's just like water off a duck's back, really.

Poo is always just a funny word, you know. It's certainly an original name, but yeah, you do get a few comments from time to time.

So it's not poo-wong for the month of February, it's poo-right.

Oh, it's funny.

Did you hear the story about the other Australia story that's trending this morning?

I don't know.

A guy's dream was to go to Sydney, Australia, to Kingsley. That was Kingsley Burnett, I guess. Long-awaited dream vacation was in Kingsley Burnett's future. A cruise that departed Sydney, Australia. The New York man could barely contain himself when he went to the airport to go fly out. Turns out that he did not fly to Sydney, Australia. Instead, he booked a Cape Air jet to Sydney, Montana.

How does that happen now?

He mistakenly screwed up the acronyms of S-Y-D with S-D-Y and booked the flight wrong. But that man's just dumb.

Oh, so he didn't go. How did he not realize he's on a tiny plane and it's only going three hours? Well, that was the thing.

He didn't know until he got to the airport and they put him on the plane. He purchased the tickets and he thought that it was crazy that the flights were so cheap, but he was still excited about it and he was all set to go.

Oh, gosh.

He should go to Pooh Wong and he wouldn't have screwed that up.

Pooh right. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com. Good morning.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirt. And another phone scam coming up in minutes.

Mojo in the Morning, Channel 955. Sean Streis is going to be on after us, by the way. You can listen to him weekdays after the Mojo in the Morning show. Starting at 10.30 all the way until 3. And then the Joe show comes on the air. followed by EJ and then our very own KP. But let me just tell you, listen to Sean because he's going to have another shot actually another few shots for Taylor Swift tickets. So you're going to have an opportunity to win some more Taylor Swift tickets and pay your bills so get ready to win. All you got to do is keep an eye on Channel 955 for an opportunity. I was actually just lining up his music for after the show because we got to put the music in that we don't play and or stuff that we do play. He's got some good songs coming up after we're off at 1030. So I think I'm having him on. I'm not going in our show meeting. I'm going to sit out and just listen to Sean. So check him out.

on Channel 955. All right, senseless survey time.

Things I hate. Sunburns. Manual labor. And hairy lips. Things I love. All these questions on another senseless survey. On Mojo in the Morning.

Hello? Hello, ma'am. My name is Bob Dabalina, calling from the U.S. Senseless Bureau. And we got a U.S. Census form returned to us from your address. Uh-huh. And the back page wasn't filled out. The last three questions, I can just ask them for you right now. It'll take about 30 seconds. Okay. Are hobbits real, in your opinion?

Yeah.

Okay. And how about the Japanese?

What about them?

Do you believe they're real?

Yes.

Okay. And are you keeping up with the Kardashians?

What's that?

The lady on TV with the badonkadonk?

No.

And finally, on a scale of 1 to 10, how do you rate the following stripper name? Mercedes.

Mercedes?

Mm-hmm.

I don't like Mercedes.

Okay. How about Ford Escort?

I'll say eight.

Do you think clowns have to take the driver's test with all of the other clowns in the car with them?

No.

No? And do you prefer the thick, thin, or hand-tossed?

What are you talking about?

Men.

No. Thick.

And do you prefer your peanut butter smooth, chunky, or tainted with salmonella?

Smooth.

Do you have any children that you're not sure are yours?

No.

And last two questions. What's the name of your dumbest friend?

Barbara.

Barbara it is. Do you prefer the Mikes or the Ikes in Mike and Ikes?

Mike.

Are you giving anybody the business this week?

No.

And was anybody in your immediate family born on a pool table or a picnic table?

Lula.

Lula was?

You told me you had two questions because I got to go.

In pounds, can you tell me how much fiber your mother eats on a weekly basis?

I don't know how much she eats.

I thought I heard no.

I've really got to go because these questions don't make sense.

Okay. Have you ever kissed yourself in a mirror?

Sir, I've really got to go.

You want me to hold on?

No, I've got to go. Oh, I'll wait. I've got to go. I don't have time for these questions.

Okay, I'll just hold on for a second. She is not going to wait. Wow. But how nice is it that she named her ugly friend? There you go.

Sinsless survey here on Mojo in the Morning.

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I got my toes in the water, toes in the sand. Not a worry in a world of cold beer in my hand. Life is good today. Yeah, life is good today, Zach.

Did you guys hear about our toe contest that we're doing right now? So we are looking for the purtiest toe. I'm only saying purty because Zach Brown Band is playing right now.

Now, some listeners are asking why, but, Mojo, I believe you're asking why not. Exactly.

Actually, we decided because that Deja Vu Strip Club in East Lansing was doing the prettiest b-hole contest. We decided that we were going to look for another body part that is pretty on people, and that is the toe. Although, I will say this, and you can enter. Here's how you enter. Go and take a picture of your toe Or toes But preferably toe Because it is a super toe contest That's my favorite part of the song

Yeah, I'm leaving today And if it weren't for tequila And pretty senoritas I'd have no reason to stay

I'm glad you just made that distinction, Mojo All the rules are up on our social media You can enter the contest When you said toe, not toes because I noticed KP already broke her own rules that she typed up this morning. Oh, what did she do? She wanted to show off her pretty feet and did a whole gorgeous foot picture and she didn't zoom into one toe. Hold on, KP.

She did the exact same thing. But I said it to you and I told you to zoom in from my toe. Oh, you did? Yeah. I said it on the air, too.

Let's look real quick. I'm going to look here real quick.

I'm not being picky here. You go on our Instagram story.

Look at her showing off the freshly...

Why don't you give him your Venmo first?

Oh, my goodness. You know what, though? I kind of like that she's going up against Shannon. Because if she was going up against Spike, myself, or Mike, she would have lost to our dirty toes.

The brackets are pretty evenly divided. I mean, I feel it. Although, I don't know, because Megan's got pretty feet. I've seen Megan's feet before, and I think it's unfair. She had to give in a single toe.

Yeah. What the hell? Sorry, guys.

No offense to you, Megan. but you have prettier stuff on your body than that toe

well we don't know because these girls if they had zoomed in maybe we wouldn't think I can redo mine

I said to zoom in

I think it's too late now.

It's already out there.

I just think KP was being sneaky.

Megan, your toe looks like a finger. It looks like a...

Again, this is the most interesting thing on the show to me. You got finger toes. And I still get picked on for no reason. I'd rather have a toe that looks like a finger than a finger that looks like a toe. Those are so creepy. What did you say, Megan? Did we forget that this topic was not about me, Mojo? It's about KP?

I'm sorry.

Everybody turn it back on me I'm sorry for posting a picture of my pretty toes I'm sorry Do you buff your toenails? I do not Is that clear polish? No, I should zoom in actually Because the polish is still what I had on a jingle ball I have not taken off They look buffed

That's why she didn't want to zoom in

Are you squinting?

No She put it through a filter

I face-apped my toe Toes in a water Toes in a clay Not a worry in the world of PBR

I'm still mad because Life is good today Life is good today