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good morning oh i thought it was my time to talk oh you know i'll talk early why not I'm ready. Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo on the Morning Show. We got a good one for you today. Five lies to tell your mom's coming up. And a daughter doing a five lies to tell your mom on her mother. And when you guys find out where mom is, where she answers this phone call, I think that you're going to laugh just as hard at the visual of where she picks up the phone And it's not the bathroom Okay So it's somewhere else And you will hear where she picks up the phone By listening to this Particular 5 Lies Tell Your Mom That's coming up in Gosh, 45 minutes So just after 7 o'clock I'm not kidding you when I say this to you I was thinking the entire time I can just picture people just giggling Even before the lies are given out Because it's so obvious Your phone scam this hour senseless survey also we've got uh shannon with the dirty a lot of big breaking dirty news and tickets to see taylor swift ed sharon and lil wayne all coming up this morning here on the mojo in the morning show uh if if you don't uh know this um spike has an obsession with something and it is an obsession that uh sometimes costs you a lot of money yeah it's expensive i

love my Costco.

Walk around Costco like Shannon walks around Target. That's a great analogy. You don't know what you need until you get there, right? You just kind of have to. I went for gas, and then I'm like, I got to walk around the aisle.

Some items that you speak to you. So are you a I'll walk around it type? Yes. So you're not going. Because when I go to Costco, I go on a mission of getting water and getting toilet paper and stuff like that. I don't ever just seem to find myself bored enough just to walk through it.

Sometimes I'll need something. like oh i i need vitamins or i need you know batteries most of the time i'm making a lot of vitamins and a lot of batteries yeah i know well that's why i also meg told me stop shopping there because there's two and a half of us we don't never run out of vitamins never ever use that i'm still using paper towels from the 2020 covid pandemic recording and uh she gets so mad at me when i go to costco because i bring home you know that 96 ounce peanut m&ms that like who's gonna to eat them and then if i don't have something i need i go anyway because i think well i know i need something i just forget what it is so i'll walk every aisle and or like yesterday i just told her i'll bring home something for dinner so that was my excuse to go walking through the aisle so what i've done now since christmas since i saw that january bill come in i realized how much i spent on costco recently i said i'm gonna limit myself i can't limit myself to visits because it brings me happiness it really truly is one place that makes me smile and plus everybody would miss me there they all know me by name some people go to disney world yeah things like this this is free and cheap well it's not free or cheap but um so now what i do is i say i'll go but i'm not getting a cart because if i'm not pushing a cart around i can't fill it and especially their giant carts that they give you so now what i do is i could walk through costco but i can only buy what i can carry so how do you do that there because their stuff is so oversized well i i have to be creative and also i have to be i have to have dexterity and strength do my curls on the weekend so yesterday i was walking through and i got a speaker bar for the tv so now i got this big long box that i didn't think i was going to be carrying around and that's right at the entrance to the store so i'm carrying this thing around did you need a speaker bar i didn't need it well everyone needs this i just figured the tv in the basement has horrible speakers in it and if you're watching a game you want better sound so uh so i've got that now that's like a three and a half foot box walking through the aisles trying not to clothesline any old people and then i got two bags of chips for super bowl party where'd you put those well i had one in each hand that I twisted them around my finger so I can kind of dangle them under the speaker bar. Then I got a big block of cheese for the party. Then I got, what else did I get? K-Cups, the Keurig pods. That's a big box. And then I got Meg Flowers.

By the way, when they sell flowers, do they sell them in bulk?

Just a bouquet, but it's dripping down my arm because Because I couldn't put it in the other arm because I had strategically Tetris-ed my other five items in that arm. This excites me so much. I just got a Costco card. I've never even really walked through the store. Oh, it's dangerous. Get ready. Because there's a whole psychological science to how they put things on the end cap and what's at eye level and what you're going to buy that you didn't know you went in for.

If you can walk out of Costco, my goal is always if I can get under $100, I've won. And I've had that happen to me a couple of times But you have to be very careful about that You have to make sure that you Because they do make you walk through the expensive area I never really buy electronics though Only because I really don't Like a Sonos bar and stuff like that You get good deals there I watch closed captioning on my television

So I don't get that

So it's all balanced in two arms

And there's two other items I'm not even remembering

Two more items? Yeah, there was a total of nine things Let's go through it. So you got a Sonos bar, two bags of chips.

A block of cheese. One, two, three, four. Flowers for Meg. Five. Yeah, there was nine things on the receipt because I was so proud of myself. You said you were going to get something for dinner. I never got any. Oh, I did get, I got shaved beef in the frozen section because I'm going to make cheesesteaks for the Phillies, for the Eagles Super Bowl. Oh, that sounds good. So that's six items. Oh, I got the rolls for that, so that's seven. I'm forgetting two things

For those people Wrong button there For those people that don't understand Like the Costco experience When you go in You then have to wait in a long line To check

out yeah and then not anymore really i yeah when i was there they put all those self checkouts in

and it's super fast and oh really because that i feel like that line sometimes goes down well i

found the magic time you have to go like i never go on weekends that's a nightmare but i figured out because i was here at a little 3 30 yesterday so i got up there at four filled with gas so by time when it was 4 15 so all the shoppers went home to start making dinner so it was like empty

in there and that's the but you but you have to wait in line to go check out okay line could be long or not, but then you have to also

talk to... Oh, pierogies! I got frozen pierogies. Oh, you got so excited. That's eight. Oh, my God. That scared me.

On your way out, you also have to go walk by the guy that puts the Sharpie line through your thing. No, when you do

the self-checkout, they'll Sharpie line it right there for you when you check out. Oh, so you don't have to... You cut this down.

Why do you have to get Sharpied? They check

your... You know, to make sure you paid for everything when you walk out, because sometimes they want to make sure there's nothing on the underside of the cart they forgot to ring up or whatever. It's another weird psychological thing they do. They really don't do anything. No, it's a weird deterrent of nothing.

Caitlin, emoji on the morning show. Spike's new technique is to just hold everything in his arms, and it sounds like he can grab just as much in his arms than he can with a cart. What's going on?

A lot of people do try that.

Yeah.

And, I mean, I work on the front end, so, I mean, I see everything come through. Yeah. I mean, you'll have people carrying things and trying to make it, And then, like, I see people drop stuff all the time, too.

Why don't they have baskets like they have at the grocery store or Target where you can walk through with a basket?

I mean, I think they just don't want the extra plastic as well. But, I mean, we have plenty of boxes. I've seen people grab them for, too.

And people carry a box around. That's interesting.

Well, plus everything is bulk size. So you're going to fill one item with the basket. The basket is going to have, like, one thing in it. Right. Here's my – oh. Your K-Cups. No, the K-Cups and the Chicago Mix. I had 10 items because I didn't.

You didn't say Chicago Mix, I don't think.

Yeah, the Chicago Mix popcorn. Okay. So that's 10. Yeah.

Kaylin, which Costco do you work at in our listening area?

I work at the one in Novi-Livonia area on Haggerty Road.

Okay. Yeah, it's a good one. Do you know J.E.? I pop in there once in a while. Are you friends with J.E.? He works there.

I believe so.

Yeah. Tell him that we said hi. He's the guy that starts early in the morning because he sends me text messages at 3 a.m.

I will let him know

See here's the thing then I know everybody there So then I'm walking out to my car And Larry and everybody at the front Is waving to me like hey Spike And I'm like I can't wave I got my hands are all full And they're like you'll be back next week

How do you leave without going to get A smoothie, a hot dog or a slice of pizza From the greatest Vending area

Because she was saying you still bought just as much stuff I said, but this is good for my diet Because I couldn't put anything down And they just added a new ice cream sundae In the last month

Really? Caitlin, tell us more What's this ice cream sundae they got?

The fudge one The what one? The fudge sundae I never saw Now they have three ice cream sundaes They used to have two

We've had the fudge one before

Oh, Hagerty Fancy

So yeah, you can get the plain one You can get one with fudge Or you can get one with the berries on it

So I never saw the fudge one on the menu of commerce before.

I just got my Costco card from Tony, our boss, for Christmas. And I took the kids for the very first time. Oh, wow. That's a mistake. All the toys. No, they thought it was like the greatest day of their lives. Really? They loved it. Because they've never seen stuff that was that big. You want Legos?

They got bodies. The bodies. There's a lot of women that also haven't seen things that make, too.

But just like the snacks. They couldn't believe how big all the snacks and the candy and stuff was.

By the way, did you explain to them that people go there and buy for their candy stores, not families just should be buying all that stuff?

Yeah, I mean, we got a lot of snacks. We didn't get any candy. But now they're asking, can we go to Costco? It's like a new thing.

Allie and I just got a Costco card. We've never had a membership, never had anything. We haven't even had a chance to walk through the store yet. So we decided for Valentine's Day this weekend, we're going to go out to, like, a nice dinner and then go to Costco and buy each other a gift from Costco. I don't even know what's in it.

Great. I love it.

Caitlin, I went in your store a couple months ago for wine. I came out with a Christmas tree.

Welcome to Costco.

Yeah, welcome to Costco. Mike, there's a lot of stuff there, I'm telling you. Oh, my gosh, yeah. Go down the frozen food area. You can get, like, mini taquitos.

You can get knockoffs of Starbucks bacon gouda sandwich. Yum, yum, yum, yum, writing this down.

Delicious stuff. I would have got the lobster ravioli, but I was out of room.

It's hard because after a shift was tough.

Yeah, right. Carissa, what's going on?

Good morning. Hi.

Good morning.

So I'm an avid.

costco shopper there are facebook groups that will show you the costco signs um and i suggest joining them unless you don't want to spend any more money but i live in a housing cooperative um there's like 20 something of us adults and we do shared food costco is the best place for us to shop we go about every week and uh well you don't all go right do you take turns because

if everybody goes you start putting things in the cart that you're not supposed to get

Shared food, you just buy one of those large pizzas to heat up at home. That thing will feed the entire community there.

That would probably feed just, like, three people because people, adults love to eat at this house. Really?

So do you save money living in this cooperative?

Yeah. Yeah, it's a housing cooperative. We focus on, like, low housing costs, which is very helpful during this time. And then we have shared food, so it gets all of your staple items. It's $90 a month, and that'll get you everything that you pretty much need except meat. You have to buy your own meat.

Well, how's the sound on your TV? Because I got a $50 off sound bar. So what else?

It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. We give you clues. You tell us the year. We give you cool prizes.

All right, Mojo in the Morning. Back in the day, this was the year that Kim Kardashian leaked Kanye's phone call with Taylor Swift causing a major spit storm I want things that make

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Prince died in this year and we are coming on the air right now with the breaking news that the pioneering musician Prince has died at the age of 57. His publicist, Yvette Noel Shurt, told the Associated Press the music icon was found dead at his home. And the

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Remember when Kim Kardashian did this? She leaked the conversation that Kanye had with Taylor Swift, and it caused for a big problem.

I don't want things that make you feel good. I don't want to do rap that makes people feel...

Um, yeah. I mean, don't put up a line. It's obviously very time and cheap.

It was also the year that Legend Prince, and I still remember where I was when I found out the news, died.

And we are coming on the air right now with the breaking news that the pioneering musician Prince has died at the age of 57.

I think we were the first local show that actually had it right on the air, and then we did a tribute on Channel 955. And this was the big song, Cheap Thrills. Kathy, what year was that?

2016.

It was. Congratulations. What gave it away?

Prince.

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What's happening? What do you got trending this hour, Shannon?

Well, they have already spilled intimate details about their lives in their Netflix special and in Prince Harry's memoir, Spare. But now, Harry and Meghan will have to get real real as part of a lawsuit brought about by Meghan's half-sister, Samantha. A judge refused to grant Meghan Markle's request to stop depositions from being taken, meaning that she and Harry will be grilled by Samantha Markle's lawyers. And one of the things they're going to be grilled about is their interview with Oprah that they did a couple of years ago. Samantha Markle is seeking $75,000 in damages over claims made in that interview specifically.

And also in Harry and Meghan's 2020 biography, Finding Freedom, she said their allegations subjected her to humiliation, shame and hatred on a worldwide scale. Now, the Duke and Duchess, if deposed, will have to discuss all sorts of stuff, including whether the late Queen Elizabeth was racist. But in a victory for Meghan, a judge warned that this case may get dismissed before any of these depositions even take place.

What was said on the Oprah thing that they're so...

That they weren't close. And also, this same sister wrote a book called Princess Pushy Part 1. Yep.

Oh, really?

So the fact that they could literally countersue her for defamation is like... I'm ordering it. She's dumb.

I have credits on my Audible. I have so many credits in there. Did you know that your Audible credits expire? I did not know that.

Can you transfer them? I'll take them.

Well, I got so many of them, so I'm going through this whole thing. It was pretty funny So I was on the phone with a friend yesterday And we were talking about how we both have an Audible subscription And we end up listening to about a third of every book That comes through And we were going through the list of the books that we have And then we're like, oh, oh my god I didn't know this Audible credits go away So we were just like ordering random crap So what was the name of that book again?

Princess Pushy

By the way, I still have not ordered Harry's book Don't be mad at me, Megan.

I'll go for you. Somebody could just let you borrow it at this point.

What's that Chloe audio where they're like, I don't watch TV. It's like, nobody cares. Nobody cares that you don't watch TV. Doesn't make you better than everybody else.

So is that, wait a second, is that reference to me?

Yeah.

Oh, thank you.

Have you ever read the Prince Harry book? Oh, nobody cares. Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers said he's going to be leaving for a four-day, four-night darkness retreats after the Super Bowl.

I think it's going to be important to take my isolation retreat just to be able to contemplate all things, my future, and then make a decision that I feel like is best for me moving forward in the highest interest of my happiness. So what did he do?

So he said he hasn't decided if he's going to play in 2023, whether that's with the Packers or another team, but he goes on this isolation retreat. He kind of describes it right here.

It's four nights of complete darkness. You're not locked in. No, you can leave. If you can't do it, you can just walk out the door. But it's a darkness retreat. It's something that's been on my radar for a few years now, and I felt like it'd be awesome to do regardless of where I was leaning after this season.

I think I'd be in such a bad mood. Oh, my God. 24-hour dark for four days.

Yeah, he sits in like a box, basically. There's a bathroom or whatever, but you could. At one point, he said, you could wear a diaper.

Yes, he talks about that. Oh, my gosh. It's a room. It's a little house, yeah. There's a two-way, like a little slot that they'll drop in some food for you, but it's isolation and darkness, no music, no nothing. Is there a bathroom or you're wearing a diaper? You can wear adult diapers if you want, but there's actually a bathroom. Wow.

Isn't that crazy? Sounds miserable. Do you just need the heebie-jeebies?

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. Okay.

I'd do it in the basement in my house for 50 bucks if you want to come over, Aaron.

A fourth ABC staffer has come forward to say that she too had an affair with disgraced former Good Morning America host TJ Holmes. This woman, identified notably as Sasha, said that GMA execs would prey on young female colleagues who were working long anti-social hours, which left them unable to date. She said the whole ABC newsroom is all horned up all the time, by the way. And why wouldn't it be?

Look at all those sexy people working there. George Stephanopoulos.

Well, and other sources are commenting on this story, and they say, yeah, women often feel and felt pressure to have affairs with senior execs to get ahead. HR at the company, virtually non-existent, which left employees to think, this is normal. This is just what happens here. Sasha revealed she began an affair with TJ Holmes when they were working together on overnight shifts in 2014. He asked her to help him set up an Instagram account. Quickly became very flirty after that. It wasn't long, she says, before he booked a hotel near ABC's Upper West Side headquarters. Sent her the details for said hotel when she walked into the room. He was sitting on the bed and their sexual relationship started.

How do you think that this Amy Robach feels knowing that she's in a relationship with this guy who's pretty much slept with the entire workforce? Workforce, yeah. Yeah. It's amazing.

And lastly, ahead of this weekend's Super Bowl, you can play that now, somebody just gave Patrick Mahomes a big heads up. I didn't even notice it was coming up. Valentine's Day. Don't tell her I said that, but I'll make sure I have some plans now. I don't know when it is.

I know it's February 14th. I don't know what day of the week is. I don't know what day of the week is. I'll make sure to make plans. I appreciate you reminding me.

Ways to die. Are you ready for Valentine's Day? Do you like his wife? She's very obviously vocal on social and she's got a lot of followers and stuff. But do you like Mahomes' wife? I don't like his wife or his brother. Yeah, they're both kind of annoying, aren't they?

Why do people say that?

Because.

Everybody says that, but nobody can tell me why.

They're just two annoying people. His brother is over-the-top, like TikTok on the football field, but in an annoying kind of way. And his wife is just kind of the same.

But I like him. I really do like him. Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Good morning.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirt. And another phone scam coming up in minutes.

I'm excited for the five lies to tell your mom Coming up here in just a little bit I teased earlier this morning But when you listen to it You gotta listen for where mom picks up the phone Because it's very interesting And actually very funny We're gonna do a senseless survey We got five at 655 Coming up Will Kimberly win her 13th Or will 13 be an unlucky number for her We'll find out

Things I hate Sunburns manual labor and hairy lips things i love all these questions on another senseless survey on

mojo in the morning hello hello ma'am my name is bob dabalina calling from the u.s senseless bureau and we got a u.s census form returned to us from your address and the back page wasn't filled out the last three questions i can just ask them for you right now take about 30 seconds okay are hobbits real in your opinion uh yeah okay and how about the japanese what about them do you believe they're real yes okay and are you keeping up with the kardashians what's that uh the lady on tv with the badonkadonk no and finally on a scale of one to ten how do you rate the following stripper name Mercedes.

Mercedes?

Mm-hmm.

I don't like Mercedes.

Okay. How about Ford Escort?

I'll say eight.

Do you think clowns have to take the driver's test with all of the other clowns in the car with them?

No.

No. And do you prefer the thick, thin, or hand-tossed?

What are you talking about?

Men.

No. Thick.

And do you prefer your peanut butter smooth, chunky, or tainted with salmonella?

Smooth.

Do you have any children that you're not sure are yours?

No.

And last two questions. What's the name of your dumbest friend?

Barbara.

Barbara it is. Do you prefer the Mikes or the Ikes in Mike and Ikes?

Mike.

Are you giving anybody the business this week?

No.

And was anybody in your immediate family born on a pool table or a picnic table?

Lula.

Lula was?

You told me you had two questions because I got to go.

In pounds, can you tell me how much fiber your mother eats on a weekly basis?

I don't know how much she eats. I really got to go because these questions don't make sense.

Okay. Have you ever kissed yourself in a mirror?

Sir, I really got to go.

You want me to hold on?

No, I got to go.

Oh, I'll wait.

I've got to go. I don't have time for these questions.

Okay, I'll just hold on for a second. She is not going to wait. Wow. But how nice is it that she named her ugly friend? There you go.

Senseless survey here on Mojo in the Morning.

What more senseless surveys? I don't love the podcast now. Hear endless podcasts at mojointhemorning.com. It's Mojo in the Morning's 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, go now.

All right, time now for the 5 at 6.55. Kimberly, this would be 13 right now that you're going for. So just a couple more. I know some people get superstitious. Are you a superstitious person?

Not really.

No, so 13 doesn't. I like 13. It's actually my lucky number. I've said that before. But I will tell you this, that the majority of the people that get past this are winners of 15. So if you can get past 13, you've got a very good shot the next couple of days. Josh, you're the challenger? Josh is a high school student. Where do you go to school, Josh? I go to Grove. Nice to have you on with us, buddy. What year are you in?

I'm a junior.

Very nice. All right. hello to everybody at groves and i understand that your mom is there cheering you on yep hi mom how are you we're doing great we're gonna lock up kimberly in a soundproof area let's see if josh becomes a challenge for you five questions whoever gets the most right wins ty always go to the champion question number one josh eminem's daughter haley announced her engagement to her longtime boyfriend this week what is eminem's real name marshall mathers question number two reese witherspoon and ashton kutcher have been called out for their lack of chemistry while promoting their movie your place or mine which actress is ashton married to mila kunas question Question number three, I'll make it a multiple-choice question for you. Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. just found a buyer for his $28 million Miami mansion. Dwayne is better known as which rapper? Is it A, Lil Wayne, B, Drake, or C, Chance the Rapper?

Chance the Rapper.

Question number four, LeBron James surpassed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and claim the title for the most points scored by a player in NBA history. Which team does LeBron play for?

Los Angeles Lakers.

And question number five, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are set to be deposed over their tell-all interview with this superstar TV host. Oprah Winfrey. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. How did young Josh do? Four out of five. Wow. Mom is happy. I know. It was good. I love it. Mom's mom. Mom. All right, Kimberly, here you go. You got to get at least four out of five for your 13th win. Question number one. Eminem's daughter Haley announced her engagement to her longtime boyfriend this week. What is Eminem's real name?

Marshall Mathers.

One to one. Question number two. Reese Witherspoon and Ashton Kutcher have been called out for their lack of chemistry while promoting their new movie, Your Place or Mine. Which actress is married to Ashton?

Mia. I don't know her last name.

Mila Kunis. Two to one. You cannot miss any more of these. All right. Question number three. It's a multiple choice. Dwayne Michael Carter Jr. Justin found a buyer for his $28 million Miami mansion. Dwayne is better known as which rapper? A, Lil Wayne, B, Drake, or C, Chance the Rapper? Lil Wayne. You got it, yes. That was the only one that Josh missed. She's got to miss one of these next two, buddy. Question number four. LeBron James surpassed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar to claim the title for the most points scored by a player in NBA history. Which team does LeBron play for?

Lakers.

Yes. 3-3. And it comes down to this question. If you get it right, you got your 13th. If you get it wrong, you got beat by a 16-year-old junior in high school at Groves. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are set to be deposed over their tell-all interview with this superstar TV host. Oprah. You got it. Yeah. 13. 13. 4-4, Kimberly joins us tomorrow Josh Nice work, my friend Give it up for Josh, everybody I love mom Such a supportive mama Oh, the best Mom, you are like every mom I know That loves their son I hear a lot in that Is he a good boy? He's a good boy Josh, do you got anything you want to say to mom? Like, thank you for cheering me on and all that.

Thank you.

That's so cool. That's awesome. Josh, do you drive yourself to school or does mom drive you to school? No, I drive myself. Oh, really? What are you driving? What kind of car did mom and dad buy for you? Ford Edge. Look at you. I like that. Nice. Nice. What did you say, mom?

It said lucky boy.

Lucky boy. Yeah, yeah. I didn't get it.

I love her.

She is great. Hey, Josh, I don't know if you're like my son, Luke, but he always likes to order DoorDash. I'm going to give you a $50 DoorDash gift card. Congratulations. I love it. A lot of Chipotle for that, okay? Yeah. Or actually, with the fees, probably maybe a couple orders. Maybe two orders. Yeah. All right. Hang on the phone for one second, and we'll get you set up. Kimberly, we'll see you tomorrow. Thank you, guys. It's Mojo in the mornings, 5 at 6.55. Mojo in the morning. coming up this hour on the show what did you get a detention for my son had the threat of detention on him because of something very interesting i'll talk about that but i wanted to uh ask this question you know what you can you can actually text us right now if you got an interesting story about the craziest detention that you ever got 95500 don't call us we'll call you text us right now and we'll get you on the show coming up here in just a little bit also i wanted to ask this question too who got the most attentions ever because that had to be something interesting you always i know i had a lot you always would hear about the same people that were always getting detentions and i think that that happens a lot but all right here we go five lies it's mojo in the morning sweet five lies to tell your mom ebony yes how are you you're fine you're yes your yes makes me laugh because i'm just picturing your mother getting ready to kill you when you do five lies Tell your mom.

Yes, she's going to kill me. My heart is crazy.

Now, I understand that your mom already knows that you and your sister's boyfriend are close. You guys are friends.

Yes, we real close. We close. That's my homie.

That's your homie.

Yeah.

Well, wait until you hear how close you're going to be with five lies to tell your mom, okay? Okay. Lie number one, you're going to say, Mom, a few months ago I was partying and things got out of control. Okay. Lie number two.

What's your sister's name, Ebony? Destiny. Okay, say I was hanging out with Destiny's boyfriend.

Okay. Lie number three. We got really drunk and ended up hooking up. He says that in such a nice way, doesn't he?

Yes.

It sounds so nice. Lie number four.

I just took a test And I'm pregnant Oof

Okay

And line number five We're too afraid to tell Destiny And we want you to

Huh? Oh, we're okay We're okay

Yeah, we're basically going to try to get you to convince your mom That she's got to call your sister and tell her

Oh, yeah, yeah, yes That is okay I can do it

All right, let's call up your mom and let's see what happens. Okay. Okay.

Hello? Mom. Yeah. I was going to tell you why you were here, but I'm going to tell you now that you're not in my face. A few months ago, I did something and it got out of control. like what i was thinking i was hanging out with roy and we always yeah for his uh birthday i wanted his release party because album release party or something like that and um we both we both got drunk. They both got drunk and hooked up. You're telling me that? Yes, I'm telling you. Oh my God. And we hooked up and I took a pregnancy test today. And you know how they say I was getting big? It's a pregnancy test? Yes, and I'm pregnant. company why would you do it to him without a condom oh no i was i was drunk why would he do it to you huh why would he do it to you we was i don't know we was hanging out we was having fun you know how cool we are and we just got drunk and did it went to a party after party got drunk we did it and i i don't want to tell her he don't want to tell her so can you don't tell her that Can you tell her for it? You say what? I don't want to tell her. Don't kill her that. That's just going to have to be buried and swept under the rug. You can't kill her that. She's going to be so mad. Yes, whatever you do, do not kill her that. Whatever you do. And he shouldn't tell her neither. because he might end up thinking you're going to tell her I know, he said he was going to tell her I told her to let you tell her she listened, she had calmed down and listened to you nah, nah, but uh-uh no, you can't tell her that at all nah, that's just going to happen because she never said it again and he know better than that I was drunk you know how I am when I drink I just get drunk You cannot tell her that. That's just going to have to get buried. be fed nothing about it again and you need to make sure he's straight you need to make sure that he never tell her that i don't think she'll ever speak to you again and she and she and she won't be with him no more yes you're going to never speak to him again

i know and then you would break him up and destiny like him he liked him she really liked him so you cannot tell her that that'll break her heart she won't never talk to you again i'm telling you now she would never talk to you again but he's no better than that he says no better than that much as destiny love him hell, if he'd do it to a damn sister, he'd do it to anybody. So it ain't cool if they get married. No way. You know what I'm saying? It ain't cool if they get married, because if he did it to you, then he'd do it again to a stranger. I mean, anybody that offered him a damn pussy. Oh, wow. So you're not going to tell it? You say what? I just, this is a guilty conscience that I'm messing with me. Well, you already, you already, you want to tell somebody, you told me, good enough. I mean, if you're messing with you because you want to tell somebody, you already told somebody now. It's over with.

Mom, are you playing Wheel of Fortune right now?

What?

Are you a big winner in Wheel of Fortune right now?

Oh, you know what, Ebony? I should get the s*** out of you. Goodbye. Mom.

Oh, jeez.

Is she at the casino?

Yes. She put in the slot. Oh, jeez. It didn't sound like she was stopping the entire time.

You're giving her the bombshell of news she didn't even pause.

She's like, he liked the b****.

And she's still feeding the meter. Oh, wow.

it's mojo in the morning mom whatever this is not no mojo in the damn morning you hear that that'll make no sense now you didn't get me over here losing my damn money I just lost $40 with you

It's Mojo in the Morning Five lies to tell your I checked your phone and confirmed you were cheating on me What a relief I thought I was insane Another world famous War of the Roses happens tomorrow morning at 7 and 9 on Mojo in the Morning

Mojo in the Morning I just got a few more months to get him through. That's all I got to do. Just a few more months. And Chelsea and I are freeing Claire. We're in the Claire.

You're going to panic. Oh, my God. It's going to be so bad. Tears.

Actually, I'm worried about mom more so than me because this is her baby. And she's, you know, raised three amazing men. And I think she's going to be really having a tough time. But let me get to the part that I'm more worried about. Actually, this may be the greatest thing that happens to Chelsea. Luke may have to repeat senior year all over again for getting in trouble. So Luke, my son, for some reason, wants to see how long his hair can grow at a Catholic school that has a rule that says that you cannot have hair past your collars or your hair can't come to a certain level like in the front.

Why not?

Jesus had long hair. You know, that's a great thing. And, boy, did you tell Luke to say that to his counselors and stuff like that? It's true, Mike. So Luke has gotten away with literally murder hair because he has had this hair for some time now. And it got to a point where finally enough was enough. And, you know, Dina Discipline came up to him and told him that if he doesn't get his hair and he had to get it done, And I think by today that he was going to have to serve like a detention and the detention could be like once a week for the rest of the year, which Luke actually was thinking, oh, that'd be kind of interesting. No, no, you're not doing that. You're going to get your haircut. So yesterday he went to go get a haircut and I actually went with him because Katrina cuts our hair. And I'm like, you know what, Katrina, you got to help him out so he doesn't get in trouble. And I want to make sure also that he takes enough off. because it's amazing yeah it's like yeah i think that's good no it's not good so he took a great amount of his hair off and uh and got a haircut and i was sitting there thinking to myself this kid is a senior in high school he's pretty much an amazing kid i would say um and he's gotten through to this point why does he have to f up with just a few more months left in the school year senioritis right is that what it is already a point so uh he got a haircut and everything is good in uh bless me father for i have sinned um well i should i you know i have a picture of his hair how long it was his hair was pretty long it was it was pretty wild uh it was just

it looked good yeah i was gonna say i thought it looked really good yeah he looks really good in

the thing um but i remember my senior year that we had a kid that just before the end of the year ended up getting in so much trouble all the time that they basically kicked him out of the school right before the end of the year i'm like you couldn't last 90 more days like what is the story here so i want to throw it up right now to everybody that is the bad kid tell us what you got a detention for because getting a detention for your hair luke has done that in the past

i've done it a million times because i had the spikes back in high school oh yeah yeah yeah and i think like luke i empathize with him because it's just like a controlling thing to teach kids they have to follow rules there's no legitimate reason why hair has anything to do with education but it could it could get in their eyes and oh my gosh really i was trying to explain it well mine wasn't getting in my eyes why does the military tell you to cut to cut your hair you

know what i mean like i think that's kind of the thing yeah what's that for what conformity yeah

it's for conformity and discipline and to show you that's why you wear like everybody else yeah that's why you wear uniforms i was like at the top of my game i was i had good grades i was you I was doing good things in the school, and the nuns were keeping me down, giving me detention for spiked punk rock hair.

Luke, I feel bad that Luke didn't have what we had, Spike, because both you and I, and I think Megan, you too, you had nuns, right, at your school?

Not very many, but a few.

Oh, yeah. They were starting to go out of, there were no nuns, I don't think, at Luke's school. He's just got priests and brothers and stuff like that. But nuns were the greatest, because at least the priest would laugh it off a little bit.

the nuns would you know they were they were mean oh my gosh well then i'd give them the line and tell them that i'd give them the dolly parton line well you know my hair is high because the higher the hair the closer to god and then they would just whip me with the ruler back then the parents would give full permission to beat the hell out of your kid i still can't

believe that all right i want to find out why you got a detention and who got the most detentions I don't know if there's a way to award this horrible behavior, but if you've got a good story for us, maybe we can. Maybe we'll award it by we'll come and serve the detention with you after school. Amy, what did you get a detention for?

Cutting in the lunch line.

Cutting in the lunch line?

Yeah.

Did they tell you that you were preparing for life by doing that? Yeah.

I know. Lunch lady's duty was no joke.

Wait, the lunch ladies could write a detention? I didn't know that they had the power to do that.

Well, she was like the aide, so she, like, made sure the lines didn't get out of control. But I went to a really small school. There was literally no reason to be monitoring the lunch line. But she tried giving it to me, and it wasn't even me. It was someone else I went to high school with. So I handed it back to her and said, you got the wrong girl.

Oh, geez. Passing it along. Bob, what did you get a detention for?

Good morning, guys. Good morning. Well, it wasn't me. It was my daughter's friend. And actually, it was a little more serious. It was a three-day suspension because he flipped another student off.

Really? Well, maybe that kid deserved it.

It's more of a burden on me because that's my daughter's ride home from school. Oh, man. So now I have to leave work early or find different rides. I mean, come on. That's teaching the kids life lessons. When you don't like someone, just flip them in the front.

I would have gotten so many detentions.

Travis, what did you get a detention for?

Starting on the bus. Stop. How did they know it was you? Well, long story short, the bus driver made the older kid sit up front and the younger kid sit in the back, which is kind of strange nowadays. I was the one always in trouble in the back. So she made me move to the front seat behind her with the older kids. And for some reason, I started farting. That happens. But how do they know it's intentional and not just a bodily function?

Yeah, I can't help it sometimes.

Right? And the older kids told on me.

Poor lady. You know what, though? You are, out of all the calls we've taken, you're the most well-deserved of all the detentions. Because if I'm driving that bus and I've got to smell your rotten ass, you're serving a detention. I don't want you on my bus on the way home. Sam, what's going on?

Hey, what's going on, guys? Good morning.

Good morning. What did you get a detention for?

So I grew up and went to Catholic school as well. And probably about the fourth or fifth grade, we were learning, you know, sex education and all the anatomy and genitalia, proper names. And as we know, the male genitalia are called testicles. So a buddy and me were going around asking the girls, hey, did you take that test yet? And they were all confused and asking, what test? And our reply was, these testes.

that's a your version of these nuts oh my god that was these nuts before these nuts oh my god uh what's happening dave how you doing buddy hey how you doing man good so we had we had

uh folicians with the black and white outfits and we would call them penguins well they would walk around and we got caught calling saying that there was Penguin on the loose. We numbered them, so the principal was Penguin 1, the assistant principal was Penguin 2.

Man, I'm telling you, I missed that. Maybe that there's not a lot of women that want to go into the convent these days. I can't imagine why. But I thought that that was the greatest, was seeing them dressed in the habits. You know, those were awesome. Morgan, hi. Hi. Morgan, you don't sound like the type of person that would get a detention. You sound, like, so nice.

I used to get so many detentions.

Did you? What's the craziest reason you got a detention?

The craziest reason, probably trying to plagiarize someone else's work. Oh, okay. That's serious. Yeah. I mean. But the reason I got the most Detentions was I always hid In the library instead of going To my classes

This is a lot worse than farting on the bus

I used to hijack High school announcements you stabbed a guy And you were like oh yeah I got a

Detention

It's funny though The hiding in the library thing I remember I did it one time for a class I didn't want to go to a class so I just Hid in the books It's tough for a guy that was 6 foot 1 And like 200 pounds In 8th grade to hide in the library What's going on Christy

Good morning

Hi what did you get a detention for

I actually got expelled Two weeks before I graduated

Oh my gosh You're like the person I was talking about You can't even last A couple of weeks what happened

Yeah so basically Long story short my friend was carrying around A prescription that was his and It was in his pocket and we knew the drug dogs Were coming to school so I was like hey why don't you Put them in my bag and we'll put them in my locker And then I get caught with somebody

Else's prescription yeah never carry drugs For a friend what kind of drugs Were you carrying around it was

Literally a I think it was like an Antidepressant that he had to take like at

Lunchtime oh so So it was something that he legitimately Needed to have why didn't he just like Go to the office and say hey I got this thing uh would have been easy you actually gave up your high school graduation were your parents

pissed uh my parents were pretty upset i ended up going to jail about it actually but i ended up going to an alternative school in the next town over and i graduated with all

my credit actually extra credit i always wondered about those alternative schools do they even have a graduation ceremony for the kids that go to that school really yep there was 42 of us that graduated yep is it fun you guys throw your you know hats up in the air you're no what's that really okay I never knew that Michelle's son ended up getting so

many detentions how many detentions what was he doing if you asked him he was so impulsive you could ask him to do anything if it would get a laugh he'd do it noises bird noises same just easy to go the window on the i mean went outside and hey guys i'd like to introduce

you to spike's moms on the phone with us right

so wait what does he do nowadays what he still does the same stupid stuff yeah

still in school and he's what 45 or something but wait so he's 32 years old and he's still in high

school what no he's not in high school now yeah still doing the same stupid stuff that he did

before right you don't grow out of that stuff what what's his job what's his job now he's amazing okay so he still can mouth off all day while he's doing his work yeah they were driving through

Stoney Creek and thought it would be cool to, you know, slap people on the bike's butts, and they got in trouble with the police for now. Oh, yeah.

Some people peaked in the ninth grade and never got out of it.

Michelle, where did you go wrong? Tell me where you went wrong.

I don't know. I have four kids, and three of them are turned out not like him. And one, he's just a prankster. He actually, they wanted him out of school so bad. The last semester of his senior year, they kicked him out of the school, not expelled him, but he met a teacher. I had to drive him to Panera Bread in Hatchester every morning for the entire semester. Wow. They didn't want him back the next year.

Oh, my gosh. That is crazy. Did Panera Bread ever kick him out?

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, we'll get you caught up on what's trending right now. Shannon, what do you got in the Dirty on the 30?

Well, cameras caught Cardi B screaming backstage at Sunday's Grammy Awards and sure looked like she was trying to break up a fight between her husband, Offset, and his fellow Migos rapper, Quavo.

I heard you back here settling some stuff.

No, can you play the clip Offset?

Oh, I'm sorry. Hold on. Wrong clip. I apologize. Here we go. Is this the audio of them fighting? Yes. Okay. Ooh, I like it. Here we go.

Yeah, something's going on

Tempers were allegedly ignited When Quavo blocked Offset From taking part in the tribute To take off during the In Memoriam Segment of the Grammys If you watched it, you know exactly what I'm talking about But now you can play this clip in Entertainment Tonight Reporter leader questioned Cardi about what happened Tried to squeeze some info out of her

I heard you back here settling some stuff

The only thing I settled was my outfit, honey.

And Offset, by the way, attempted to downplay whatever happened by tweeting that things had been blown out of proportion. He tweeted, what the F looked like fighting my brother, y'all. Spit is crazy. I'm not trying. I mean, there's like an Edward in there. L.A. Lakers star LeBron James surpassed Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and claimed the title for most points scored by a player in NBA history last night. He scored the record-breaking point against the Oklahoma City Thunder at Crypto.com Arena in the third quarter, inheriting the scoring title from Kareem, who previously held the record with 38,387 points. LeBron James is shouting history.

And there it is! LeBron stands alone The NBA's all-time scoring record

Now belongs to LeBron I thought it was interesting that they stopped the game

Oh, they do that, yeah

And to have like a big on-court ceremony

Yeah, they do that and then they take the ball And that ball, by the way, is worth a lot of money now I mean, it's going to be probably Maybe since the Hall of Fame

Oh, it goes to the Hall of Fame

It depends LeBron, you know, they'll give it to LeBron, but I think that the Hall of Fame will probably get it, Basketball Hall of Fame. But I thought it was really cool. Kareem, you know, the fact that he was a Laker and LeBron's a Laker, came out on the court and actually, you know, gave him the big, you know, congratulations. So if I was Kareem, I'd sign back up to play again just to try to see if he can score.

Leonardo DiCaprio said he is not dating 19-year-old model Eden Polanyi. Rumors started going around last week After the two were spotted hanging together At a music release party in LA I mean, she's gorgeous, but yeah, she's 19 She's 48

Was it the Titanic 7 when she was born?

A source close to Leo said they're not dating They're not a couple whatsoever They just happen to have been seated next to each other At this party And we're hanging out in the same group That's it, Leo is not in a relationship

He said not dating yet

Supposedly

It could be his longest relationship, though, because she's got six years until she's 25.

Right, right.

And Britney Spears sharing an acapella performance of Oops, I Did It Again on her Instagram.

Where was she when she was doing this? In the shower or something? In her house. In her house. All right, let's hear it.

I think I did it again. I made you believe when morning's trained.

Oh, baby, baby, it might seem like a crush, but it doesn't mean that I'm serious.

She captioned the video, most of this sounds pretty flat, but I liked doing it again. Wait, oops. That was so lame. Oh, baby, baby, I did it again.

Oh, my gosh.

There you go.

Well, all right. You should hear me by the way. Happy Wednesday. I have video of myself going, channel 955, channel 955, channel 955. 104.5 SNX, 92.5 Kiss of Adam. Do singers do that? Do they just sit there and randomly tape themselves singing at home? What is it?

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Let's go! Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. And another world-famous phone scam is next.

All right. Giving away tickets right now. Melissa.

You're joking. You're joking. You're joking. You're joking, right?

No, not joking. Melissa, you want to go?

Oh, my God. I so want to go. I so want to go. Oh, my God.

You got tickets. Lil Wayne, congratulations. We're setting you up with tickets. Fillmore is where the show is going to be. Tickets available for the show Which is on April the 11th Go to Ticketmaster.com And

Oh my gosh I don't win anything Oh I love you guys We love you back Where are you from? Macomb, Michigan

What do you want to say to Shannon?

I want to say I love you You're such an inspiration in every way

Thanks Melissa, what are we over here?

You all are I love you all

Too late. Enjoy, okay? Have a great time at Lil Wayne.

Have a wonderful day. I love you guys.

Love you, too. It's a good song. I always forget about Lil Wayne. Having like a

little slower song. Now you've grown up so fly. It's like a blessing, but you can't have a man look at you for five seconds without you being insecure. We'll have more

tickets tomorrow for Lil Wayne, too. Next hour, Ed Sheeran tickets. We'll have those for you. Mojo in the morning. Phone scam coming up here in just a little bit. We have War of the Roses on Thursdays. Stick around for that. Friday, throwback throwdown. So, Shannon, your dad is a little stubborn when it comes to taking care of himself.

He is real stubborn. I think it's where I get my stubbornness from. But my dad needs a knee replacement. Actually, he needs a knee replacement in both of his knees really, really badly. And you know this because you had a knee replacement.

Yeah.

Mojo.

I had it, like, early in my life. Yeah. But they didn't want to do it.

I did not know that. Yeah?

Yeah.

It totally changed. I mean, everything for you. It changed how you walk.

you said that the pain was so bad i yeah i had so many injuries and so many knee problems and i have flat feet and all this stuff but it was so bad for such a long time and it wasn't until dr perry green actually was the only doctor that said i will do this for you because if i don't

you're not gonna have ankles yeah i mean and my dad is to the point where and i hope he doesn't mind me sharing but his knees are real bad like he can barely when he when he gets up like from the couch or a chair or whatever he has to like physically move his legs to get himself to stand and then once he's he's standing i've noticed he's been shifting his weight from leg to leg because he's in so much pain and so i i'm like enough is enough i mean i want him to like you know be able to run around and hang out with all the grandkids and me and selfishly i've been dreaming about going to vegas with him again for a long weekend but there's no way that he can walk around Vegas right now and I'll be damned if I'm pushing him in a wheelchair around the Vegas Strip. Or would he be caught dead with that?

He could get one of those little rascal scooters and drive it on.

My dad would not do that. There's no way. But I want him to feel better and he's not even 70 yet so he's got a lot of good years left. So yesterday, Mojo, you know this, I asked you for the name of your knee doctor, Dr. Perry Green, that you had recommended and so I sent him the recommendation and the phone number and everything. And I sent it with this text because I knew that if I just said, call this guy and make an appointment, it was not going to work. And he would not do it. I said, okay, this is Mojo's doctor. Call him so we can go to Vegas. I will go with you to the appointment.

We can get drinks afterward. Yes, I am bribing you with beer. My dad loves beer, okay? His response was so great. He wrote me back, and he texted, everyone has their price. You have found mine. I will go. Good. And I'm like, made me so happy, but I literally had to bribe the man with beer to go to his knee appointment.

But it worked. I will tell you this. It's amazing. and I learned this after the heart thing because I love going to Chelsea says I'm obsessed with doctors and I think a lot has to do with the fact that Dr. Warner's been such a friend for such a long time but I go to the doctors almost too much I go as much as I possibly can to get checked out because having had stuff that it pains you and then having both your parents pass away and die I'm so fearful I don't want to leave my kids like that But it's amazing how stubborn some people are at going to a doctor.

Like, why?

I don't know.

You are going, that's why I keep telling it, you're going to feel better. You're going to be able to, like, do things that you haven't been able to do for a couple of years now. Like, why would you not just go? The fact that I had to bribe my father.

Can I, hold on a second. Let me reminisce a little bit here for a second.

Oh, God.

What are you calling me now? Let's hold on. Let's go back.

Me?

Do you remember the time when Shannon wasn't going to go and she wasn't going to go to the doctor to go get herself checked out, too? For what?

For my mammogram?

Remember? It was like, yeah. I went. I know, but you went.

I went, finally. Nobody bribed me with the ass. No, no, but how long?

You didn't go until we had Mike on the phone, or Mike on the phone, and Mike on the air, and Mike not going on his appointment, and then all the listeners were getting on you.

This is very true.

The apple doesn't fall far from the frickin' Murphy tree.

But to defend Shannon, there is something about dads that just refuse to take care of themselves.

So you're staring it back to that? Girl power.

The body heals itself. I mean, you know, obviously, heart and knee, there are things you need to get taken care of. But Meg was nagging me last night because I've been getting dizzy spells and headaches since I hit my head last week really hard on my car. And she's like, you have a concussion. You need to go to the doctor. And I'm like, I Googled it. It'll work itself out. I read what's a serious head injury and a mild head injury. Most of the things say for concussion, just stop physical and mental activity for a week or two. I've stopped mental activity in 1998, so I'm fine. I don't get a lot of physical activity either, so I'll be okay.

That's actually a big deal because when you talked about that that day, the conversation came up later with a bunch of friends, and a friend was telling me that he had bleeding on his brain from banging his head against something.

Well, I Googled that this morning in bed when I got dizzy when I went to reach for my alarm and it said Blaine Breed. So I Googled it and it was like, I'm not I'm not throwing up. I'm not having unconscious spells like it just to me. It just sounds like a mild concussion. It's just but if it continues for more than a week, then I'm going to go to the doctor and we'll see what happens.

I like this. You guys call the texture about Shannon and the wedding thing. And because I feel bad, I don't want to read it unless you're calling him. But I like that person that used that. Say, Shannon, one of your things that you could do is tell him that he needs to fix his needs so he can walk you down an aisle for your wedding.

His response to that was, I already did that. Been there, done there.

What's up? There's beer at the end of the day.

Mike, now we're talking. He would do it.

Hey, Cam, what's up? Your voice is, guys, Cam.

Hi.

What's going on? Hi.

Hi. So, uh, when it came down to, we were done expanding our family, me and my husband, we were kind of toying with the idea of me getting my tooth tied or him getting a vasectomy. And we went to my doctor and they flat out said, it's easier for your husband, go to the urologist. And we were on our way to urologist for his like intake appointment. And he was so nervous that I tried to make a joke. And I said, what do you think they do with it? Do you think they tape it to your stomach To keep it out of the way And he about pulled over the truck And I had to bribe him With a six pack and ice cream On the way home

You thought it would be funny To take the stress off But really it made him think too much about it

What kind of ice cream

He's a Rocky Road fan

Okay alright That's funny I know a lot of women will bribe their husbands to get vasectomies when they don't want to have babies anymore by saying we're offering up more baking cookies if you do it never actually turns out to be the truth so guys don't fall for that Lisa what's going on

Spike go to the damn doctor this is my second phone call what are you doing I'm working on it if it doesn't listen

Googled a bunch of, I even screenshot a bunch of things. I'm like, Lisa, let me tell you something. Somebody just texted in, Spike, you just said bling, breed, and concussing. You better go get checked out right now. It says 80% of concussions resolve themselves over 7 to 14 days, an average of 10 days. So if it's, I still have these headaches in 10 days. Listen, they didn't put me back in the game. I've stopped sports until I see if it gets better. that's it oh my god i forgot about that god why would you have to say that

her head this is not to be messed with we need you oh my gosh that is that is absolutely it said

symptoms include problems with concentration and memory i'm like that's been the last 10 years of

my life it's not a joke please go yes i like that she's like you can't joke yourself out of this one All right. Thanks, Lisa.

I'll definitely think about making an appointment soon. You're welcome, guys. Take care of yourselves.

Thank you, Lisa. What's going on, Carla?

I love you guys, first off. Thank you so much for putting me on the air. Thank you so much.

Appreciate you.

We love you, too. Oh, I got it. So I woke up one morning with, like, stabbing pain. I didn't know what was going on with me. And I was texting my sister, like, I don't know, maybe I have food poisoning. I couldn't understand what happened. And she was like, no, I think it's worse than that. Like, you should go to the hospital. I was like, no, no, no, I'll just sleep it off. Tried to shower. Nothing was working for me. And luckily, she just called my dad, and he cares more about my well-being than I do. So he picked me up, took me to the hospital. A little more old, I had appendicitis, and I was about to burst.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, so I had to go into emergency surgery, like, within two hours. It was awful, but it was, like, such a tough recovery. And anytime anyone has scabbing pain, I'm like, you have to go to the hospital now and don't be like me. Yeah.

That is so important. Man, Scott, in your appendix burst in a situation like that, you know, I don't know how fatal it would be, but it would not be good.

Right. You know, people do or can die from it if they really don't pay attention to it. Yeah. The bacteria just spreads everywhere. Sure. I was grateful that I finally watched it.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Thank you.

Andrea is a nurse. What did you want to say, Andrea?

So I'm a nurse, and I've been one for 15 years. I just wanted to say Dr. Google is not your friend. I know. I know. It's basic symptoms, and not everyone has the same one. So you have children at home. You have wife, girlfriend at home. Go get checked out. It'll take you a half an hour out of your life. And don't trust Dr. Google.

Andrea, I'm holding out. Nobody's offered me beer yet.

I got to tell you that a friend of mine was telling me a story about how their dad had a work appointment. And the appointment got canceled last minute. He was really upset. And he wasn't feeling good that day. And his appointment was in Ann Arbor, which he had a long drive to go there. And it got canceled. So he's like, screw this. And then he thought to himself, well, since I'm out here, I'll go and I'll get, you know, some, uh, what's the deli out there that everybody loves? Zingerman's. So he was on his way to go into Zingerman's and he still wasn't feeling good. And he was like, you know what? I'm not going to do Zingerman's. I'm going to eat healthy. And it was crazy thing. He took a wrong turn and ended up in, this is crazy, the U of M hospital emergency room line. Craziest story ever. He then starts having these sweats where he started not feeling good and panicking. he decided i'm just going to pull up and go to the emergency room they told him that he had he had a quadruple bypass they told him when when when he came out of a surgery that he had an emergency surgery he had he asked the doctor this question he said how many people after this tell you that they wish they would have gone to the doctor and he said honestly you're the only one because nobody survives like what he had nobody survived from it but it was honestly it was like the fate of if his appointment would have happened or if he would have gone to the right way to get to Zingerman's, which is not a bad option. Dying in Zingerman's wouldn't be bad. He'd be dead. Yeah, so it's crazy. So there you go. Go to the hospital or go to the doctor. You got Dr. Warner.

Take Shannon's dad.

Take him and then ask the doctor. Ask the knee doctor if he can help you out. Real quick, before i get into the phone scams i want to uh tell you about this it's our mojo in the morning super toe uh it's this is the contest that's going to be even better than the big game we are giving you a chance to win uh two

$220 and change. It's not much money, but it's what we had in our pockets. You have until tomorrow to post a picture on your Instagram and tag us at Mojo in the Mourn. So post it on your Instagram story and tag us, or you can go to our Facebook and check out all the details there and post a picture right there. So make sure that you're following not only Mojo in the Mourning, but also follow channel 955-1045-SNX and 925-KISS-FM and then make sure you tag everybody if you can okay but definitely tag Mojo in the Morning and then look because we're going to get through the finalist and then we're going to have a little super toe contest and we have to talk about it the way about our super toe contest amongst ourselves time now for a phone scam on Mojo in the Morning Irina wants us to scam her sister who is getting married this weekend oh boy here we go again And this is, like, one of my favorites when we do this. We're phone scamming a bride on the week of her wedding. Spike is going to try and move their rehearsal dinner, and let's see how that goes. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

We will, we will scam you.

Sorry, it's a catchy song.

It's your home with phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

Hello? Yeah, how you doing? And I'm looking to get a hold of Shayla or Andre, please. Shayla speaking. Hi, Shayla. It's Samuel Tarley from A** Club and Dining Room. How are you today? Where are you from again? Dragonglass. Oh, you mean where do I work? I'm calling from A** Club and Dining Room. I'm calling to confirm everything for the weekend. Congratulations on your upcoming marriage. It's wonderful to see a young couple so in love.

I appreciate it. I'm used to someone else. That's why I'm going to call God by the phone call.

Well, that sounds mildly interesting to me. Listen, I need to go over details for your rehearsal dinner and notify you of a small change in the reservation for Friday night. What kind of change? I will answer your question with a question. Do you and your groom prefer Italian or Spanish tapas? Like, what kind of food do you guys like?

Well, I went over this already. This is our rehearsal dinner this weekend, so this is up. Well, no. Is everybody going to pull up the information?

Right. No, I have all the paperwork here. It's just that we had to make some changes for the betterment of the enjoyment of the night of your rehearsal dinner, of your family, of this particular situation. You understand what I'm saying?

I don't understand what you're saying.

You have 22 people, right? 22 people in your party. Has that changed?

It has not.

Well, that's too many for one place.

I'm going to send you a confirmation email that I got.

I understand, but that confirmation email was sent when you placed a deposit and you made all the plans like six months ago. and things change, you know, things have changed. And unfortunately, we have to move a bunch of people around because of all the parties that were booked in this room. Before you have an opinion, I want you to hear the idea. What I'm going to do is I'm going to put half your party in our sister restaurant across the street.

No, you're not. You're out of your mind.

Right.

I want our party to be together as we discussed.

Right, yeah, well, we all want things in life. I mean, I want to be off this phone call and deep into a bottle of whiskey.

I mean, I don't understand what's going on.

Well, can I ask you a question? What's with the rehearsal dinner anyway? Like, you're all brainwashed fools. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, now I'm a brainwashed fool. Are you out of your...

Well, I'm just saying, like, why does everyone need to have a rehearsal dinner?

Mind insulting me?

Well, no, I'm not insulting you.

You are the best contract that I've had for half a year.

It's just not you. I'm saying all brides. Like, you already robbed an entire Saturday from people. Now you're going to ruin their Friday night, too. You know what I'm saying?

If you were in front of me, I would wring your neck. I'm not even playing. I would wring your neck. I would not hold back.

I'm just saying, like, some aunt will have too many cocktails and tell you that you need to wear your hair differently.

With my hands around your throat, I would choke the life out of it.

I could tell you're upset. So, like, what I'm saying is maybe you were drunk when you made the reservation. Like, you saw how small our place was, right?

You took my reservation. You didn't have any of these concerns. and now you're being a bitch.

Oh, I'm not concerned. Okay. Okay, first of all, I didn't take the reservation. I was in Cozumel the week you marched in here. And I know it's a liquor talking, but you better watch your words. You better just answer my question. Are you eating here or not? Are you eating here or not? You can go down to the bowling alley and eat out of a taco truck for all I care.

I'm done talking to you.

If you're done talking to me, You got to tell me, are you going to take the new arrangements or not? Because otherwise, okay, well, then IHOP has a buffet for you and your pedestrian trash family. Don't be freaking out on me. I'm not here for it. You're about to be sued. And Shayla.

You are about to be phone scammed, because this is the Mojo in the Morning Show. Your sister told us to phone scam you, sweetheart. This is not real. Your rehearsal thing is fine.

I didn't want to do that.

I didn't want to do that. She said in the email that you needed a stress reliever. I'm like, what part of a phone scam is stress relief?

Oh, her sarcasm.

I need to bottle a champagne.

Congratulations to you and Andre, not just on the phone scam, but on the wedding, too. Are we done? I've got a s*** to do. Oh, we're done.

We will, we will scam you. Mojo in the morning, your home of the world's famous phone scams.

Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out.

Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Got a lot coming up this hour on the show. Stick around with us because I think that you're going to like it. In just a few moments, Megan with a perfect topic to then lead us into discussing the amount of votes that she's gotten in our Super Toe contest. We will talk about that. Also, the not-so-neighborly neighbors, I think Chelsea and I fit the bill for this one, but I think you might too. Coming up before the dirty, I think, also we'll get into Mike and I hide this from company. And Mike, I want to know Because I'm coming over to your house Before we do Irish on Ionia So I just want you to know that You better be careful, my friend Because I'm going through that house I've not seen Mike's new house I was at Mike's old house But I never got the chance to go to Mike's new house

Are you a little nervous? Because the old house was pretty rough

No, I thought the old house was great Actually, I loved what you had in the backyard for Cecily I thought that was cool Because you had just gotten it off of Facebook Marketplace And had to put it all together, right?

Yeah, yeah, but what I hid in that house was the basement that was flooded.

Oh, that's the swimming pool. It's an indoor swimming pool.

Actually, Mike, what I'm looking forward to, and by the way, for those that don't know about Irish and Ionia, Irish and Ionia is back this year. How great is that for everybody? Yeah. People who travel and go to, like, Chicago for St. Patrick's Day, you're making a huge mistake.

Oh, my gosh, it is so fun.

It's so much more fun in Grand Rapids, and it's back in SNX, Mojo in the Morning Show. Everybody's going to be part of this thing So we're very, very excited about that We're even going to have our own special cocktail At Irish and Ionia

Are we allowed to say what it is yet?

Commemorative cups Yeah, go ahead Tell the details Because I like this

What is it officially called, Mike? I know it's a slushie The Mojo Shamrock Slushie Yes Ship shine Sip shine is the one who's putting that together It's going to be a green slushie They're going to have like a big old tent You're not going to miss it If you're there You're not going to miss where the slushie's at And it's got alcohol in it

Yummy And let's hope, by the way, that the temperature is good, too, because even though it doesn't make a difference what the temperature is for St. Patrick's Day, but we've gotten some Irish and Ionia's where it's been, like, record colds, and then we've had some record highs.

Yeah, we did one in T-shirts.

And I will say this. Oh, yeah, we did. The beautiful Mojo in the Morning SNX Kiss and channel listeners come out either way. Doesn't matter. But they look so much better out without a North Face jacket on.

Something about Michigan, we drink in any weather. I mean, look how they have like winter beer fest in Fifth Third Park or in Eastern Market. I mean, we do opening day in snow. We don't care. We're out there to party.

All right. So quickly, because I've got to make sure that we're okay to do this thing. Can we give out the details about pre-sales and all the rest of that stuff? Yeah. Do you have it in front of you? Because it's like 20 miles deep on mine.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so tickets go on sale this Saturday at 10 a.m., or excuse me, 9 a.m., and you can get them at irishonionia.com, or you can also listen to Win with Mojo in the Morning. You can listen to Win with SNX. You can win. We got VIP tickets. Can you get them that day there? Day of, yes, you can. But they cost more. They cost more. Okay. Yeah, yeah.

It's going to be fun. It really is. And we have, by the way, we're going to be out on St. Patrick's Day also at a historic Irish bar in the Detroit area, celebrating its 50th anniversary. So we'll talk about that coming up, too. All right. Mojo on the morning show. Megan, how are you? How are you doing?

Great. How are you?

This is like when the teacher at the beginning of the class goes, Megan. And then they pause for a second with a dramatic pause, and you don't know exactly what they're going to talk about.

I want to talk about the super toe after we get done talking about you and what happened at the dentist.

Oh, my God. So I went to the dentist yesterday, by the way. No cavities. Yeah. Yay. Oh, man. I'm a little upset, though, because I go to a dentist. I go to Dr. Frank will love him, but he does families, and I've never been offered anything from the treasure box. And that's offensive.

Yeah. But they do give you a toothbrush and toothpaste on your way out.

And floss. But I want a little treat. I just need a little treat for being such a good kid. But I was sitting in the chair yesterday, which, by the way, how expensive are those things? Because I'd like to have one in my living room to take a nap in.

The dentist chair?

Yes. Those are the perfect recliners. I don't know why people are out here buying recliners when we should all be buying dentist chairs. anyways um i was sitting in the chair i was a little bit nervous and i have a group chat going with the girls here on the show and i i looked down because you know you're sitting there they're asking you some questions before they start like the whole exam or whatever and i i looked down at my feet and i was gonna take like a cute little instagram photo of being like i mean at the dentist i'm such a like a big kid look at me go um and i noticed that my my knees are bright red And I think I have a new nervous tell. And I guess when I'm stressed out or a little bit nervous, my knees turn bright red. And I don't know what that means, but I know that it's not good.

Your knees are bright red? So you weren't kneeling at all or anything, right?

No. No. You know how when you were little and you would get in trouble and your ears would get hot and red? That's what happened just to my knees.

So a nervous tell for you is your knees are bright red.

Yeah, I think if I ever play poker professionally, pants are my only option. That's wild. And they are. She sent us a photo. They are bright, bright red. It almost looks like she has a rash on them.

Your boots look cute, though. Some people get flush in the cheeks. I never saw it in the knees.

Yeah, I get so nervous. I get so nervous that I'm going to have a cavity that I just, like, stress myself out. And the first thing I do is usually, you know, Dr. Frank will come in and tell you, you know, do you have any or not? But I grabbed my dental hygienist and I was like, what did the x-rays look like? Is it okay? And then as soon as she was like, I think it looks fine, knees went back to normal. It was so weird. So weird.

So when you go to the dentist, do you worry that you're going to be told that you have cavities? It's like a report card of how you've done over the last six months?

Yes. There's no pressure like finding out if you have cavities or not. I feel like it's the biggest adult test that we face. you could reprimand me at work and i literally would not care even though no that's not true i'd probably cry in my car afterwards but like i keep it together but if the dentist comes in and was like mess immediately like panic i want to cry i i feel like i failed uh lee what's up you want

to say something megan hi uh so i actually have the same tell that she does and i noticed it about a year ago but whenever i get nervous or if i get super excited for something my knees turn bright red and they get really really hot like 10 degrees hotter than the rest of my body wow megan are yours

also hot too yeah they were so like this is so weird but i felt like i could like um you know how when it gets super hot people in arizona fry an egg i was like give me an egg let's go

frying egg right on those things over medium maybe next time it happens if you have a thermometer take the temperature you'll notice that it is significantly hotter than the rest of your body

Wait a second, you can take a thermometer and put it on your knees?

Yes, I have one of the digital ones. Oh, you fancy.

That's wild. So you're, wait, the digital thermometer, like I always just put it on my forehead. But the digital thermometer, if you do it to your knees, it will show differently than your forehead, do you think?

Yep. When this happens with me, they're about 10 degrees hotter than the rest of my body.

Wow. You got hot knees. How great is that?

I know. That's part of me.

I mean, that's good.

Megan's got hot knees and hot toes, according to our contest we're doing on the internet.

Yeah, we got to talk about that. So we got to discuss this. What happened? So we did a, you know, we're doing this super toe contest, which, by the way, you can enter. I love this contest. You can enter, go to Facebook, go to Instagram, but make sure if you do have an entry that you specifically have to put it in your story on Instagram and tag us at Mojo on the Morn so you can be part of this, our Mojo super toe. so kp uh and i think that you decided like the the brackets right yeah so i kind of messed up

the brackets not gonna lie because i don't know anything sports this is my first time although the toe contest isn't really a sport um i was Everything is sports.

It is a competition.

I mean, obviously, because I was looking at these votes, and Megan, you got some toe fans. These people love you.

Megan, this is your dream come true. You could legit make some money on OnlyFans.

So check this out real quick. So they did this for, what, a full day, right? You did it for a full day, and you had the brackets where people were going up against each other.

Yep, had Megan up against Mike.

Megan against Mike, Shannon against UKP, and Spike and I against each other.

Let me tell you how close these numbers were. So we're going to start with Mojo and Spike. You guys were, let me see here, 1,301 votes for Mojo's toe, and then 820 for Spike. So Spike, a little bit of a load of crap.

I mean, it's just a popularity contest. His name's on the show. There's no way. Listen, I don't have pretty toes, but his literally had toe fungus and lint.

I have a very pretty toe. It was freshly cut.

lint on there? That was from my sock.

There was lint. That was my sock. Okay.

That was very, very pleasant. I'm sorry.

I don't filter my pictures. People want Onashirao when it comes to toes. Okay. Next.

Shannon and me. We were actually pretty close. So Shannon was 1,354 votes and mine was 1,160. Wow. That's very good.

We were literally going toe to toe. Yes. Oh my god, I'm hanging around Wes too much, but the dad jokes.

Man, oh man. If I wanted a joke, I'd follow you into the john and watch you take a leak. Well, that doesn't work for Shannon. That's not a good job for you.

All right, go ahead. And then this is the one we've been waiting for. Megan, you got 1,763 votes. Wow. What?

You're blowing it out of water.

Girl, I am better than everyone. How did Mike do? Did Mike get a lot, too? Mike got $440. What? Oh, Mike. Oh, Mike.

Mike, to be fair, something's up with your toe. Yeah. Talk about going to the doctor. Yeah. You should go get that checked out. It looks like a sad Muppet.

Or it looks like you bite your toenails. I don't even know what it looks like. It looks like one of those little golf tees. You know what I'm just talking about?

What is it called?

The thing you put in the ground.

You tee off of it.

Is that really like a... Oh, it does kind of look like a tee. It does look like a tee. Mike, can I use that next time I go golfing? Absolutely. 400, are you sure?

I'm certain I can send a screenshot.

I want you to know, my dad just texted me, proud moment for any father. My daughter is a foot prostitute. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Guys, guys, we have a celebrity that's outside our front door right now. I'm going to interrupt this right now.

Are you joking?

No, I'm seriously. a mystery guest celebrity that's outside our front door. KP, will you run down and just go grab

I didn't even dress up today. Grab him or her.

Well, we'll find out. Here's the deal. When you do it, when you bring the celebrity up, so run to the front door, grab the celebrity. Okay, you'll know who it is. Keep them outside of the door because we're going to have them talk through the producer box and we're going to see if we can guess who it is. Oh, okay. All right?

Okay.

So, celebrity at the front door of the Mojo in the Morning Show studios.

Oh.

I don't even get my toe shined. Are you kidding me? Getting that shined by a real celebrity? My toe is famous.

Oh, did you want me to continue on with the fact that you won the toe contest in a drastic fashion?

I don't win anything. It would be nice.

If you want, Megan, I can always go back to talking about your toe and how much, you know, your toe is like the most amazing toe.

We need to, like, bronze your toe or make, like, a, you know how people make, they use, like, paper mache or whatever it is to, like, on their husband's peepees to make their own sex toy? Oh, yeah. You need to do that for your toe. That's not paper mache. That would be so flimsy. What is it? What is it? You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I know what you're talking about. Like a mold. Like a mold.

Yeah. Why don't we do this? I don't know.

Sorry, I've never done it.

Let's put Megan's toe in Madame Tussauds' toe museum. I love Megan. Megan, Megan, Megan. Mmm, Megan. Megan Megan Megan Megan

That creeps me out That really is so creepy We need to get rid of that

I love it

I think it's actually kind of fun Alright so this is going to be This is going to be a fun contest here right now Because the contest is going to be so much fun That we are all going to try to have to guess Who the celebrity is that is here And I know that the celebrity

Is it a real celebrity?

Oh let me say this to you This celebrity is so big So big that there are people that are going to probably come down to the radio station because they're going to want to try to get a picture or something like that. And security will have to take care of that.

escort them out we'll have to ask escort them out the side door so when the celebrity is up here

let me uh let me know did we get hints before they come here um one hand why don't you do this

yes or no questions that you have to ask okay so i'll do it that way yes or no questions okay and um and then if you are somewhat close all right so they're right okay so put them on tell them to change their voice a little bit when they talk on the box. Mike, Megan, Shannon, everybody. You guys ready? It's a mystery celebrity here today.

The only thing we know is that they're friends with Mojo because it was on his cell phone. I just saw him see the person around. This was not booked through our producer or through our boss.

Yes or no questions. Is this celebrity

a musician? Are you

musician? No, that's a no. Spike?

All right, I'll stay with the categories. Are you an athlete? Yes. Yeah. Do I get another guess now? Yes, you get another guess. Are you an athlete who played in Detroit? Yes.

Are you a...

Wait, wait, wait. You get until I get a no answer. And Mike and Megan also can get a guess. In fact, forget guessing. I'm going to guess. Is it Andre Drummond?

No.

It is not. Mike, you're next. Okay. Athlete played in Detroit. Did you play football?

That's one of my sports.

That's one of my sports. That's a yes, though. That's a yes. Okay. Oh, man.

One of his sports. Did you play? Okay. Did you play baseball? Yes. Wow. Okay. Okay. It's Michael Jordan. Oh, I'm sorry. It's not my guest. All right.

Next one. Mike. Mike gets an A. Are you currently playing one of those sports?

No.

No. Megan, next up. Megan.

Did you break any records while you were playing your sport?

A couple. Wait, you say that so modestly. Can we just bring you in studio so I can talk to you? Oh, go ahead, Megan. I mean, you've got to ask one more question. One more question, Megan.

Did you play for any other major cities for the majority of your career, or was it mostly in Detroit?

That's a tough question. That's a tough question. Although I think that's going to lead to the answer. Bring them in studio. Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, the Hall of Fame, Calvin Johnson. has walked into the studio. Megatron is in the building. The greatest wide receiver in the history of the sport has just walked in

on Super Bowl week. I'm going to stay seated. He's seven feet taller than me.

Hold on, Calvin. Before you sit down, you're going to have to take your shoes off to show us your toe because we're doing Mojo Super Toe. Super Toe. So grab a seat. Grab a seat and enjoy some moments here. Ladies and gentlemen, Calvin Johnson has just arrived into the studio. Calvin, I apologize Guys, we were in the midst of talking about toes when you were waiting out in front of the building. And his text was great. He's like, hey, I'm waiting for KP out here. He's like freezing out in the cold. But KP was giving us the toe results.

I was like, who is this? What is this number calling me? Little did I know Calvin freaking Johnson calling my phone.

How great is that? How great is this guy? This guy is unbelievable. First off, wow, Super Bowl week two. So question for you. Do you go out and enjoy a Super Bowl like this? I mean, if I said, hey, Calvin, let's go to the Super Bowl, you probably know the hookup to get a pair of tickets, right?

Yeah, I can get out there, but.

He's Hall of Fame. Talk right into the microphone. Yeah, talk right into the microphone.

I'm not huge for big crowds, you know. Yeah. Just being out there, it's a mess out there every year. It's a great time, you know, if you're at the right parties and stuff, but I'm over the crowds. If I got a way to make some good coin, you know, I'll go out there. Yeah, because there's always appearances, right? Yeah.

Honestly, you and I probably are more alike than we know because we love being with our families probably more than any of that stuff, right? 100%. Yeah, that's cool.

And the first year you were eligible for the Hall of Fame, you got right in. Mojo's still waiting on his. He's still waiting.

I was a runner-up. But other places. We still had a party. Very similar. Now, moving on to talking about that. So when you look at – do you watch football a lot still? Yes. Do you? Yeah. Do you play fantasy football?

I'm learning how to play fantasy. I feel bad because by now I should know, but I don't know how to play fantasy.

Are you amazed, because I am, that most of the fantasy football players are the most out-of-shape guys that look like me?

Yeah. I agree, you know, as I'm going around and visiting different dispensaries, it's usually, I hate to blast them, but the big out of shape guys are always like, hey, you want me a lot of money, I'm like, I appreciate it Isn't that amazing? I would like to thank you personally Same, same, same, same Yeah

You said dispensaries, I forgot you're in the weed game now, you got a dispensary Yes sir It's going well?

It's a great young industry, man, I love it because there's a lot of young energy in it, not that the old folks aren't bringing good energy, but it is what it is

Right What is, so first off, what is the name of your brand?

It's primitive. It's spelled the regular way, primitive, but without the E on the end.

Why did you not name it Megatron? Was there already a Megatron, or what's the story?

There was not a Megatron. It was just, I mean, that's Hasbro's. You know, I can't really use that. Yeah, that's true. I can't just go and place that and make money off of it. But we call it a primitive because you think about it, you know, people have been using cannabis for millennia, so for thousands of years. So, by definition, it is primitive.

Yeah. Who gave you the great nickname of Megatron?

Roy Williams. When I was drafted, I came out in 07. I think that's when the first Transformers came out. And it just caught on. Roy started calling me Megatron. I'm like, you know, that's the bad guy. But I guess I could be a bad guy to the defense.

I forgot, by the way, that we had you and Roy Williams as our receivers for the Lions.

Yep.

Man. Wait, Rory Williams was drafted. How many drafts before you? Is it a couple of drafts before you? Yeah, because it was wild. Man, I'll never forget. It's funny. We've had a lot of interesting drafts as Lions fans. We've had a lot of them.

Sometimes first pick doesn't work out.

No, but honestly, I think about this. I think about the team that we had with you and with Matthew, with Sue. I mean, there were so many people on that team. I talked to Dom Riola about this because I still get the opportunity to talk because I coached Dylan, who's going to be a superstar in college, right? I coached him in basketball. And I talked to Dom. I'm, like, thinking to myself, I'm like, man, that was the time, you know? It's like when the Tigers went to the World Series and they, you know, lost to San Francisco and the Cardinals and stuff. I'm like, God, did we miss out our opportunity?

It's what you see teams now doing is what you got to do. You got to go all in. When you got the chips in place, when you got the pieces in place, You got to go ahead and go all in like L.A. did and came and got Matthew. They had all the pieces in place. They had the receivers. They had the D-line.

What did we need? What were we missing? What was the one piece?

A running back? It was a couple pieces. Yeah. It was a couple. Maybe a back. Maybe a piece on the back end. We had one or two good pieces back there. We had a good defensive line. Maybe another great playmaker and tight end for Matthew. But we were like two or three pieces away, I feel like.

Two or three studs away. How is Matthew doing, by the way? I know that you guys are still so very close. Is he able to still play? Because I was worried about him with him, you know, and the injury. And then there was talk that he was going to retire, and he says he's now going to come back.

I was concerned last year. I talked to him after his back injury he had. You know, that was real serious. Yeah. But I talked to him and he said he's coming back. Okay. The man is coming back. And I don't think he's going to make that decision hastily. Yeah. I think that knowing Matt, he's going to, you know, reference all the people around him, his doctors, his physician, PTs, and whatnot, and make sure that's the right decision for him to make for him and his family.

I did not know until we played this little contest. We got Calvin Johnson in the studio with us. I had no idea Calvin Johnson played baseball.

Yeah, I had to throw y'all off a little bit. I feel like y'all – Where and why did you play baseball? No, it wasn't professionally. I hope you don't know. Yeah. God, you would have the biggest strikes on. I thought I played baseball in high school.

What position did you play first base? I was in the field and I pitched.

Oh, my God. Okay, did you ever get a nickname in Cass Tech before Megatron that you're glad? No.

Wasn't it Cass Tech? No, Megan. Georgia.

No, Megan Todd.

Oh, I got that mixed up. He went to Georgia Tech, right? Georgia Tech.

Did you ever get a nickname in high school that you're glad didn't stick before Megatron? Butterfingers. Butterfingers. Seriously?

Wait, is that like a Michael Jordan thing where somebody tells you that you weren't going to make it and the next thing you know, you're the best in...

Not necessarily. I was just, you know, I was teased by my teammates and everybody around. My sophomore year, I made varsity my sophomore year in high school. And I made some good plays, but I had a tendency to catch a lot of big plays, dropping a lot of big passes, too. Wow. And after that offseason, I was like, man, I can't. Like, going around school, call me Butterfinger. Hey, Butterfingers. And I was like, okay, I got to work my ass.

See, my next question should have been, do you have your own shoes? Here, put the headphones on them. Mike has a question. Do you have your own shoes? No, no, no. I said that would have been my next question. Oh, that would be your next question.

Yeah, that's what I would have asked him.

When you were trying to guess who the mystery guest was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That would have been the best. Yeah. Calvin, I do want to tell you that that catch in the end zone in Chicago at Soldier Field was a catch. I will go down, which changed rules, right?

I'm going to choke out that referee when I'm out.

Y'all should have seen my face. You really are Megatron. Look at you. You are the bad guy. I like that. Is the NFL scripted then? Because everybody says that with the refs and everything. Like, they're bad. Like, they're really bad. I'm not playing with y'all, man.

You can't get fined anymore. You no longer have to worry about those guys. They can't do anything. Hold on real quick. You were talking about your venture now. you're you're i was gonna say your adult venture it's like he's he's moved on you now are an adult you have a business now in your life um jessica you wanted to make a comment to uh to calvin

johnson megatron in studio with us yes hi calvin i actually got to meet you out at planted in

wetmore lake very cool very cool what is that is that a dispensary or something okay i always love the names of dispensaries where do they come up with these things well the best part was i'm only

five three and i felt like a midget yeah oh we feel you we're i'm barely five feet tall how tall are you though that that runs is good that's that i love it do you take my favorite do you test all your products now yes kelvin you do yeah you

test all of them we gotta have quality control were you using any of this stuff while you were

playing because not this particular stuff yeah i i use i consume while i was playing but yeah obviously not not what we have now it's it's you're in the cbd now too right isn't that right correct we went from um usually it's the other way around people are starting in cbd because it's lower barrier of entry but um you know we saw a lot of um progress in what we're doing the ability to help everybody's quality of life and we thought we knew cbd um without the psychoactive part THC being involved there's a lot of uh good things that CBD does yeah CBG a lot of those uh

other cannabinoids um Jessica your uh your baby I have a question yeah go ahead yeah don't I just

stepped out I'm getting ready to drop him off to school so I stepped out no that's okay um I was gonna ask him when is he releasing the power drink he's supposed to be doing a uh look at this super fan CBD drink or something yes I am I'm excited for it is that what is it like are they

going to pour that over the winning team on sunday that would be great could you imagine that would be awesome be a gatorade be like be like gatorade but um yes that's a primitive performance uh we'll have we're starting with two skews uh first would be like an ors which is an oral rehydration solution so you think like liquid iv element have you seen those powder yes yeah exactly so we're adding um obviously vitamins um and minerals to uh uh those uh rehydration drinks but with cannabinoids so both THC um and there will be the um ones without THC well make sure the first

color of the drink is Honolulu blue yeah we have you know we haven't found that yet you know I don't know what a natural flavor makes blue so can I uh tell you that that it's so cool to see these athletes like you and I'm going to use an example and and this is a huge compliment I know for you because I know you love him too look at Vinnie Johnson the the microwave and for our younger audience this guy was the sixth man of the year he was one of the greatest players to come off the bench ever for the bad boys he is now the probably the most successful piston ever financially because he has the piston group and all the different organizations but look at these players that sometimes you see these stories about players that kind of squander all their money and move on or whatever here's a guy who actually retired early to protect his health and then moves on to a business venture that's making you some great coin. And, man, it's awesome. It's good to see.

You know, latter part of my career, second half of my career, a lot of the guys, you start to see the transition where guys stop thinking about football their entire lives and start thinking about, okay, what's next? But they know this is a very small part of their life. They have a whole lot of life to live after this. So you have to get ready to start putting yourself in place to make some moves after the game because, one, you never know. Like Aaron Foster said, it's scripted. How could it be scripted? Because we never know when our last play is going to be. Not everybody has the opportunity to call or quits when they want to.

I have to tell you, everybody's calling in about your primitive product. Your merch is amazing, by the way. Mojo and I rave about your sweatshirt.

True story. And my five-year-old, Smith, loves wearing hats and continuously wears the primitive hat to his nursery school, which is really interesting to try to explain to the nursery school director. It is a religious school as well. So thank you for making a really cool hat.

Make it waves.

All right. So Calvin Johnson in studio with us this morning. And we've got Super Bowl coming up this weekend. Justin, what did you want to say to Calvin?

Well, so I kind of feel bad asking this question now after what Mojo just said.

But, you know, Calvin, is there any chance you'd consider coming back to the Lions next year so we can win the Super Bowl?

You know what? I'll come back in a, you know, a support capacity.

Yeah. As a fan. As a mentor.

I'll be there to give the players all the support they need.

It's funny because I look at what you did. Did Barry have any – was Barry any influence on you doing that? Because Barry did the same thing. Like where you looked at him and said, you know what, look at what he did.

Barry was influenced front, and he didn't even know it just because of who he was. You know, not necessarily for him being around because everybody knew the situation was going on. A lot of the players when we were playing weren't really around the team for whatever reason, which sucks, you know, because I go to other teams and you see they're flooding the practice field or the facility. They have space for them to come in and really do whatever they want to have a good time, you know, within the means of the team, within the vision and mission and core values of the team. So I think that's important to be able to have those guys for the guys to ask questions, to lean on, you know, for a lot of different things.

Well, I'm going to say this to you. You are a really nice guy. Like, for those that have never had an opportunity, and I hope you do get an opportunity to meet this guy, you live up to the he's my hero. Like, and I know you probably don't even want to have, like, people looking up to you like you're a hero, like a superhero. but you really are like a you're like if i met batman i would feel hopefully as as proud as

meeting you for the first time like batman might slap you in the mouth if you say something wrong

calvin johnson in uh with us this morning oh pick for a super bowl who do you who do you that's gonna ask because you gotta be careful you got an eagles fan sitting right next to you

so kansas city philadelphia like please don't don't bet with me because i always lose I almost want to bet for KC because I got teammates on Philly. I like Philly, though. I like Philly. Slay, right? I love Slay. I love Ndamukong. But I really love Jalen Hurts. I'm an Alabama fan, too. I love the SEC football and watching him come up and everything he's been through from when Tua took over for him in the midst of a championship run in Alabama and for him to still keep his demeanor right and go have success at Oklahoma and then take that to the NFL. But I'm a huge Jalen Hurts fan because of the adversity, a little bit of adversity that he went through so far.

Okay, so bet on the Chiefs so we could watch the birds roll right in.

That's what I have to do, but then I'm going to mess up, and that's going to be the time that I'm going to be right.

Yeah. Calvin Johnson, thanks for coming in, buddy. Appreciate you. Give it up for Calvin Johnson, everybody. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mojo in the morning.

Rebuilding since 2000. The Detroit Lions. Rebuilding since 1957. This is Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon, what you got in this hour's Dirty on the 30?

Well, Post Malone wants all of his fans to know that he's okay, he's fine. He's been trying to ease fan concern over his noticeable weight loss. I don't know if you guys have seen any photos or videos of him recently. Yeah, I thought he looked healthy though. Yeah, he insists he is happy and he is healthy. So he's currently on tour in Australia. And I know there was one video in particular that kept going around. And he does look like he dropped some pounds. He looks skinny. And so people, of course, have to come up with a story in their heads. And so many thought he was battling an illness or even an addiction because of his weight loss and some of the movements that he was making while he was singing. But sources close to post tell me there is no need for anybody to be alarmed. He's not on drugs. He's not sick. He previously gained some weight for a movie role, but ever since that's been over, he's been on a strict diet and working out. So even his dad left a post or left a comment on a post that said healthiest he's been in years, mentally and physically.

It's funny that it's offensive if you ask or say something to a female that loses weight. Like, are you OK? Are you sick? A guy can have that happen to him and everybody automatically is like, yeah, something's wrong.

He's addicted to drugs.

He's got a girl in his life. He's getting healthy. Somebody on his record label told me he gave up the Budweiser, and he's just smoking green and taking it easy and working out. So maybe I need to switch some things up.

Is he smoking primitive? Do we know? Has anybody heard that? I don't know.

Do you send little gift packages out to a lot of celebrity friends? Come on, man. You'll give me a try. That's illegal. Oh, is it? Never mind. Unless it's in Michigan. Oh, yeah, that's right.

His wife, Mila Kunis, even called him out for this. ashton kutcher admits he's awkward when he does red carpet stuff with reese witherspoon to promote their new movie your place or mine but there's a reason if i put my arm around her and was like

all friendly with her like that would the rumor would be that i'm having an affair with her right if i stand next to her i put my hands in my pockets so there's no chance that like that could be the rumor the rumor is we don't like each other you guys hate each other Recently

are really good friends we're really close i don't have to defend that there you go they act

weird together yeah and those pictures were i mean oh my gosh it was so awkward how weird they look

anything they do together it's like that so i don't really i don't know now it seems like there's

more of a back story in motion to really try and correct this yeah they've already shared all sorts

of intimate details about their lives in their netflix special in prince harry's memoir spare Well, now Harry and Meghan are going to have to get even realer. Is that a word?

It is now. I think so.

Even realer? Even more real? There you go.

You're the smart one on the show. I don't know. You're looking nuts.

After 14 years of working for you guys. Oh, thanks. Blame it on us. You brought it off on me. Jumped you down? Yeah. Anyway, Meghan's half-sister, Samantha Markle, is now basically suing them. She's brought about a lawsuit, and she's seeking about $75,000 in damages over claims made in the interview that Harry and Meghan did with Oprah. She said the allegations subjected her to humiliation, shame, and hatred on a worldwide scale. So if they are deposed, the Duke and Duchess will have to discuss all sorts of subjects, including whether the late Queen Elizabeth was racist. I don't know that this is going to happen A judge is saying this case is ripe for dismissal So the deposition may not even take place

This girl is just begging for attention

You think she's trying to sell more copies of her book?

Runs in the family

Oh shut up

And if you didn't know Lance Bass has a 90's themed podcast Called Frosted Tips In this week's episode He was asked about the obligatory NSYNC reunion question.

Never say never. I mean, who knew we were going to be doing Coachella a few years ago? I think it just has to be the right time. We all have to be inspired in the moment. But I think the world needs something.

He's like Calvin.

He doesn't talk on the microphone. Talk on the microphone.

Our microphone's not made for guys that are six footy. That is true. Whatever.

I think we owe it to the fans to give them something. Yes. I just hope it's before I'm 80 years old.

If you do a podcast, you got to talk right into the microphone, Lance. And he also, I want to know

if this is our radio buddy, Elvis Duran. He told the famous French toast story from his in sync days this week as well. The one that always comes up

is the French toast story. We were just on a radio show, I think, in New York and, you know, they had breakfast for us. We had to be there at 5 in the morning. So we're eating like French toast and all this. And I guess we had left, you know, our food there. And so as a joke, the DJ was like, I have Justin Timberlake's French Toast. And so he eBayed it for like thousands of dollars. And this girl still has it frozen in her freezer to pay $1,000 for it.

Isn't that crazy? She still has it in her freezer. That would be me. Honestly, same.

Which one of the band members would you want? Would you want Justin's? Lance.

Oh, I loved JC.

Really?

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Chris? Yes? You are a winner. Congratulations to you. We're setting you up with tickets.

All right, I'm geeked. My daughter's a huge fan. She was actually one of the only people in West Michigan to make it through American Idol, all three yeses. Really? Really? Went to Hollywood, yeah. Her name's Daisy Peters. She went through, was all over the local news, and then she went to American Idol, got three yeses from Katy Perry, Luke Bryan, and Lionel Richie. And then she got COVID while she was down in California. Oh. So, yeah. Katy Perry told her to come back. She just never redid it. She's been working and stuff. Wait.

What happened? Oh, man. So they just eliminated her, huh?

Well, you know, for two weeks, there was no way to do anything. Oh, the show must go on. Hollywood Week, yeah, the show must go on. Sure, exactly so.

That's cool that you're going to get her some concert tickets to go see Ed Sheeran. Hopefully, she can get her music career back again, too. That would be good. Yeah, she'd be a huge fan, man. Let's see what we can do. Hey, hang on the phone. We're going to set you up with a pair of tickets, okay?

Thank you so much. Appreciate it, guys.

Appreciate you so much. Good dad here. I like that. Dad of the year, Chris.

I remember seeing when she got picked. I remember all of us being real excited, and then we never really heard anything. It's interesting to hear the tail end of the story.

Hang on the phone. It was rough. Hang on the phone, and we'll get your information, okay?

Yes, sir. Thank you. Have a good day.

All right, Taylor Swift tickets next hour. Okay, we'll have those for you. Hey, guys, it's Ryan Seacrest from American Idol and people of Detroit.

voted, so more Mojo in the Morning coming up next. The Cheating Husband, a.k.a. the excellent dirtbag example of what the kids don't want to be married to. Another world-famous War of the Roses happens tomorrow morning at 7 and 9 on Mojo in the

Morning. Alright, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. So, saw this stat, and then last night Chelsea and I were having a discussion, and we realized that my outrage about this particular survey that was just done actually had us right in it. And when I tell you this, I want you to call us up if you're one of these people. So there was a study that was just released from a mobile brand called OnePlus. And they found that there are a majority of people that have no idea who the people are that live right next door to them. So 10% of people say that they speak to their neighbors no more than once a month, while 50% of people have had no interaction ever with their neighbors.

Didn't you guys give me so much crap for this?

Megan, I brought this up to my lovely wife, Chelsea, who I know you like a lot more than you like me. I brought this up to her.

You said it.

I brought this up to her, yeah, and I said, Can you believe all these Megans that are out there That don't do this thing And then Chelsea says well can you name our neighbors And I literally could only name Out of 40 homes In my neighborhood I could only name three

I got reamed By you guys and listeners Absolutely reamed And now I'm actually In the majority on this one But to be fair I think we reamed you Because you said that you like run into your house or duck or hide if you see any of her out. Okay, again, normal behavior. Just like when somebody knocks on the door, you hit the floor, okay?

That's normal.

That's not normal. It's good to know somebody. It's good to have somebody for emergencies, for borrowing things.

And that's Jen across the street, so that's one. That's Brittany and John, a couple of doors down from them. That's Arvin next door and Jen. What happened to Terry? Terry moved. Terry moved Terry's no longer And honestly the family that lives now In Terry's house The nicest family in the world I have no idea what their names are And honestly I feel bad because I've never I probably should just ask them right But I say hi to them as they walk their dog Down the street I don't know is this a common thing More common than we think You know what this is reminding me of Megan When I used to tell Slim that he was insane For covering up the camera On his computer And I thought he was a conspiracy therapist Now I'm that guy

I think the listeners just need to learn That you are wrong All of the time It's so funny Because back in the day I think about growing up on Rose Seal We knew everybody We knew every house Every house around the corner You just knew everybody You either played with their kids

And that's how my last neighborhood was That I lost in the divorce we knew all like 60 families everybody knew everybody we partied together we hung out together because we all had kids the same age and it was so awesome when you have kids that age to never have to worry about where they are and who they're with because everybody was looking out for everybody's kids when i moved this new neighborhood i i wanted to be the annoying neighbor to went around and met everybody and i did i got like four or five neighbors down and there's a couple that we hang out more and talk to more than others but like for the super bowl i'm gonna have some people

over this weekend have a couple of the neighbors can i tell you though it's tough because your your daughters are no longer young anymore it's easier when you have little kids if you're just a guy walking around the neighborhood you look like the guy that's trying to scam people out of money right you know what i mean like it doesn't like you can't just like walk up and go hi i'm the new neighbor whatever if you have kids your kids are kind of like the open door of letting

you know who the neighbors are for us it was easy because we moved in in spring and started i started doing all the yard work right away so i was outside every day and it was like people couldn't avoid me if they were outside too they had to come say hi i want to know from our listeners

who doesn't know their neighbors at all but are convinced that they know what they're all about because you got a conspiracy be about them so it's funny our friend katrina i we were over at her place yesterday and she lives in a complex that's you know got a bunch of condos and stuff around her and i said hey do you know all the neighbors and she's like i only know the guy next And I say, oh, really? What does he do for a living? She goes, I have no clue. Like, how well do you know this guy?

She just says hi to him.

But you can, like, see people and you can actually.

Pretty much, oh, that guy right there Drug dealer, that guy right there

I'm convinced my neighbors thought something weird That I did something weird Which they're not wrong But because we moved in It was October, so it was Halloween So when I first met all the neighbors, I was dressed up And I don't even know if I was Batman Or what I was that year But they had no idea who I was

So they all think that you're like The weirdo in the neighborhood

I think so, yeah

Anne is voiced disguise as an alias too What's up, Anne?

Hi, how are you?

We're good, Ann. Do you know your neighbors?

I'm with Megan on this one. My neighbors don't matter to me as long as you are not a threat. But there was one neighbor I wanted to meet just because I wanted to bake cookies with him. And we did lots of baking cookies, but that was it.

That's wild. So you actually had a relationship with the neighbor that you thought was the hot one?

Yep. He moved in. I'm like, you're cute. So I want to get to know you, but just you. I don't want to know anybody else around here.

Why so aggressive to everybody? Wait, sexually and non-sexually?

I'm just, you know. You're like, I don't want to know you unless you're a threat to me. You're selective. Yeah, just selective. But, you know, I did have a guy come over. He wanted me to watch his outdoor plant for a day or two. I'm happy to do that. But other than that, I don't want to get to know you. Watch his outdoor plant.

Watch them or water them?

Water. Okay, yeah. Okay.

But he was not good looking enough to try to screw, right?

Oh, he was my father's age. He actually worked for iHeartRadio.

Wait, hold on a second. Let me guess. What kind of plants was he growing? I think I know who that guy is.

Was his first name Michael? Trent, what's going on?

Nothing, how about you guys? I'm just sitting here laughing my ass off in my car because literally what you guys are talking about, me, my roommate, my girlfriend do every single day.

You guys... You hide from the neighbors?

Well, we didn't originally hide from them until we started coming up with those theories that we know exactly who our neighbors are and we might be completely off.

We're always victim to those theories because everybody in the morning show is leaving for work at 4.15 in the morning and everybody always wonders, what are they doing? Why do they leave under the cover of darkness?

Well, yeah, I come home at that time because I work, like, second, third shift, so it's even better.

What's the craziest theory that you have about a neighbor?

We have Jeffrey Dahmer in our neighborhood, 100%.

Oh, Lord.

100%.

But what do the neighbors think about you and your girlfriend and your roommate?

We're the crazy white people on the block.

That's wild. So the Dahmer guy, you think he's eating people, huh?

Oh, yeah, 100%. He has new, and it's the whole man-on-man theory, too. Like, he always has men coming over to his house. Like, and when I come home, it's always a different car, so it's just completely strange. It's wild. And, like, the car is never seen again. Like, the next night, that's a new car. Or, like, the next two days, it's a new car.

That's interesting. Maybe the guy's got a bunch of buddies that he's running, like, a poker game with or something.

Well, it's either Jeffrey Dahmer or the best drug dealer I've ever met.

It's probably more of the latter, but it's funny that when you watch the Dahmer, nobody would turn in the guy, even though they all thought the guy was, like, creepy, suspicious.

Well, think if you're Megan's neighbor. You not only see her leaving at odd hours and sneaking right home, but she's also never let a single soul into the house. That's true. She has a bunch of cars in the driveway.

Megan is that neighbor.

But the best-dressed dog in the hood. Yes, sir. The whole neighborhood. Actually, this is going to be so shocking. Are you ready for this? Yeah. I have my next-door neighbor's phone number, and we text. No. Whoa. I don't believe it. I just got her number last week. I have lived there for two years. What?

Voices, guys, Court. Court?

Hello.

Hi. It's obviously an alias, too. We're good. You've got to have a good one if you're being voices, guys. Tell us about your neighbors.

So, my neighbors. I don't know them personally, but there were two married couples that lived next door to each other, and they ended up, like, the wife of one house cheated with the husband of another. So, they got divorced, and the two that were cheating, they moved into one of the houses together. So, the people that they were cheating on, that they divorced, they actually started dating and moved into the other house.

Wow. Oh, my God. What a teacher. That's awesome.

So, they're still neighbors. um but yeah it's a little weird uh in the summer you know walking by those houses it's like yeah

yeah doesn't it you know what that's like the the so i would love that that's like a soap opera neighborhood right to that yeah

Easier, like, you know, through a divorce and just, you know, you've already got a house. You already got a place to live. But it's weird living next to, you know, your old house.

Yeah.

I'll still never forget when the neighbor, this guy, Tom, that lived next door to me when we moved into our old neighborhood, came over to me to share with me that I had to watch out for Rick McGill, another neighbor, because he was going to sleep with my wife because Tom was convinced that Rick McGill was sleeping with his.

Is this really your name and names here?

Yes, I'm naming names Because I named Tom, but Rick McGill is the guy Rick McGill already knows his story so well Because I tell it all the time So the funniest was I see what Rick McGill looks like And Rick McGill looks like Just an average guy, right? Okay? Little tiny average guy Then I see Tom's wife walk outside And I think to myself There ain't no way I'm like There ain't no way. So I told Rick McGill. Rick McGill was so devastated that that rumor was going around the woodlands about him. Sticky Ricky. Sticky Ricky. All right, it is Mojo in the Morning Show. We are going to give you a chance to win cash. I'll give you a word to enter on our website in just a few moments, so stick around for that. Real quick, if you would like to be on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom, text MOM to 95500, and we will get you on the show. Okay, so text MOM to 95500 so that you can be a contestant on a future Five Lies Tell Your Mom and win a prize for your mom. It's Mojo in the Morning.

Sweet.

Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. Ebony. Yes. How are you? Fine. Your yes makes me laugh because I'm just picturing your mother getting ready to kill you when you do Five Lies Tell Your Mom.

Yes, you're going to kill me.

Now, I understand that your mom already knows that you and your sister's boyfriend are close. You guys are friends.

Yes, we were close. We're close. That's my homie.

That's your homie.

Yeah.

Well, wait till you hear how close you're going to be with five lies to tell your mom, okay? Okay. Lie number one, you're going to say, mom, a few months ago, I was partying and things got out of control. Okay. Lie number two.

What's your sister's name, Ebony? Destiny. Okay, say, I was hanging out with Destiny's boyfriend.

Okay. Lie number three. We got really drunk and ended up hooking up. He says that in such a nice way, doesn't he?

Yes.

It sounds so nice. Lie number four.

I just took a test and I'm pregnant. Oof.

Okay.

Okay. And lie number five. We're too afraid to tell Destiny and we want you to.

Huh? Oh, we have to. I don't know if you will. Okay.

Yeah, we're basically going to try to get you to convince your mom that she's got to call your sister and tell her.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yes. That is okay. I can do it.

All right. Let's call up your mom and let's see what happens.

Okay. Okay. Hello? Mom. Yeah. I was going to tell you why you were here, but I'm going to tell you now that you're not in my face. A few months ago, I did something and he got out of control. Like what? I was hanging out with Roy. Yeah, for his birthday. I wanted his release party, his album release party or something like that. And, um, we both, we both got drunk. We both got drunk and hooked up. You feeling me that? Yes, I'm telling you. Oh, my God. And we picked up, and I took a pregnancy test today. And you know how they say I was getting big? is this a pregnancy dad yes and i'm pregnant yes company why would you do it to him without a condom i don't know why it was i was drunk why would he do it to you huh why would he do it to you we was on there we was hanging out we was having fun for the They said, you know how cool we are, and we just got drunk and did it. We went to a party, after party, we got drunk and did it. And I don't want to tell her, he don't want to tell her. So can you tell her for us? you say what I don't want to tell her don't kill her that that's just it's going to have to be buried and slumped under the rug you can't kill her that

she's going to be so mad yes whatever you do do not kill her that whatever you do and he shouldn't tell her neither because he might end up telling a thing when you're going to tell her. Oh, no. He said he was going to tell her. I told her I don't let you tell her because she listened. She didn't calm down and listen to you. No, no, but uh-uh. No, you can't tell her that at all. No, that's what's going to happen because she never said again. And he knows better than that. I was drunk. You know how I am when I drink. I just get drunk. You cannot tell her that. That's just going to have to get buried and never be fed nothing about it again. And you need to make sure he's fed. You need to make sure that he never tell her that. I don't think she'll ever speak to you again. And she won't be with him no more. Yeah, she won't never speak to him again.

I know.

and you would break him up. And Destiny likes him. She likes him. She really likes him. You cannot tell her that. That'll break her heart. She will never talk to you again. I'm telling you now. She would never talk to you again. But he know better than that. He says no better than that. Mother's destiny love him. She'll do it to his damn sister. He'll do it to anybody. so it ain't cool if they get married no way you know what i'm saying it ain't it ain't cool if they get married because if he did it to you then he'd do it again to a stranger i mean anybody to

offer him the damn oh wow so you're not going to tell it you say what i just this is a guilty He kind of is going to mess with me.

Well, you already, you want to tell somebody, you told me, good enough. I mean, if it's messing with you because you want to tell somebody, you already told somebody, now. It's over with.

Mom, are you playing Wheel of Fortune right now?

What?

Are you a big winner in Wheel of Fortune right now?

Oh, you know what, Ebony? I should get the s*** out of you. Goodbye. Mom.

Oh, jeez.

Is she at the casino?

Yes. She put her in the slot. Oh, Jesus. It didn't sound like she was stopping the entire time.

You're giving her the bombshell of news she didn't even pause. She's like, he liked the b****. And she's still feeding the meter.

Oh, wow.

Hello.

Mom, it's Mojo in the morning, Mom.

Whatever. This is not no Mojo in the damn morning. It is, Mama. You on the radio. What the hell? Why would you? Now, you ought to be shaming yourself for that.

You hear that?

That'll make no sense. Now, you didn't get me over here losing my damn money. I just lost $40 with you.

My favorite part of my job is assuming I'm going to get fired every time my boss wants to talk to me.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

Home of phone scams, the War of the Roses, and the Dirty on 30s. Stick around, and we promise you that you'll hear something good here on the air. As a matter of fact, right now, it's the lie that Mike tells people that come to his house.

Just know, and I hope everybody does this, and I'm not just a douche, but just know that if you come over to my house, I have just cleaned it. If we know you're coming, I have just cleaned it. So everything you see set up like that, it is not ever set up like that. It is because we just cleaned it. Yeah. And if we're eating dinner, we have specifically set out the plates, cups, and any sort of dishes that are with that because it's the only dish.

We have two dishes in our entire house. Now, I'm married, two kids, third one on the way. I pay a mortgage. I do not have any matching dishes. I do not have any matching dishes at all.

Except for the ones that you've laid out for people?

Oh, yeah, 100%.

So did you not ask for that on your wedding registry? I can't remember.

I don't think so. I don't remember what we even asked for, to be honest with you. But we did get some nice dishes, but it wasn't any. We should have probably asked for that.

Well, let me just say this to you, Mike. I like to use paper plates and plastic forks. So if I come over, paper plates, plastic forks, give me solo cups. I'm happy with that. I don't want to have to do dishes afterwards. Do you guys do this, though, when people come over? Do you have, like, things that you hide or things that you set up? Hiding is a big thing. Yeah, you end up hiding stuff because, you know, you don't want people to see certain things. You know, I always close my bedroom door.

I close all the bedroom doors.

Because we have a first floor master. so people will randomly sometimes want to go to the bathroom and stuff and the next thing you know they're in your room and then that's usually the place you hide everything. You just throw it in the room and close the door but what other stuff do you do? Do you do other things to keep people from by the way, why have we not been invited over to that house? We give Megan so much crap about not inviting us over

because you've given Megan so much crap So I've just been able to get around. No, you guys, I mean, you're coming for Irish and Ionia. So, I mean, you guys are more than welcome any time. Wait. Give me an hour heads up. Get out the dishes.

How many dishes do you have? Do you have enough for the whole team?

We're going to do paper plates this time.

Paper plates are so much better anyway. You don't have to wash them.

Yeah, yeah, they really are. I'll have you probably walk through the front door rather than the garage because there's shoes all over the garage. Like, I'll keep my garage door shut. I will. The bathroom will be spotless. Will be absolutely spotless. Anything that I don't want you to see, which I don't really know what there is other than kids' toys and messy clothes or whatever, but it'll be in the basement, because you're not going to go in the basement. You have no reason to.

I like to go through people's refrigerators when I go over to their house. Oh, really? Because you can tell what a family lives like when you go into their refrigerators and see what either they have or don't have. Sometimes you go in, and it's like there's nothing in there. and then sometimes you go in there and it's like the most perfectly set out place where everybody's got it like i i see this sometimes like i'll see like in magazines the refrigerator that's all glass that you can see through and i think that's the dumbest thing ever why would somebody want a refrigerator that makes you have to keep your refrigerator clean like just throwing crap in there you know what i mean like have you ever seen that at all yeah the glass refrigerator yeah i look at that thing and i go that is anxiety waiting to happen or i like to open the junk

drawers everybody has one oh but i can open that and see just how much you have your life together

do you have a condiment drawer where you just throw all the like taco bell uh i don't have hot sauces and the chick-fil-a chick-fil-a sauce you gotta have one of those drawer though

if you guys don't have a condiment drawer i'm curious to know where do you put your

condiment packets. Yeah, where do you put all the extras?

I don't, I use them. You do? I don't have any extra ever. That's psychopath behavior. You don't have loose Taco Bell packets just on the top shelf. Girl, I haven't had Taco Bell in forever, but now that we're talking about it. And they don't give me the fistful like they used to. They put two in there.

And I use the two. My favorite is going to Chick-fil-A and they'll say to you, would you like some Chick-fil-A sauce? And I'll say, yes. And I order one meal and I ask them for 15. Like, give me as much as you

got there. Even McDonald's got stingy with the ranch and the honey and all that stuff. Barbecue sauce. You can buy bottles of sauce from Chick-fil-A. I know.

It's great. You can buy it at Kroger. Yeah. I actually just squeeze it right in my mouth sometimes. I like also I like to see what kind of cereal people eat too. So I like to go into their cabinets and see, do you have it? And then there are people like Chelsea that honestly it's a little psychotic. She takes the cereal out of the cereal box and puts them into something she gets at the container store oh god really have you been ever been to this store called the container store that is chelsea's like favorite place to go to because we have containers upon containers upon containers and west makes fun of me because

he's like you actually bought the label that says cereal like i couldn't tell that it was cereal in

here i'm like yes what is the purpose for is it just for organizational just to spend an extra

$22 on each container for no reason.

Well, now I have my sister make them with her cricket.

Cereal comes in a container.

Chelsea's convinced that it not only looks better, it does look better.

It does.

But she's convinced that it keeps the cereal fresher.

That is also true.

Because you put it in there.

When you have little kids that don't roll down the little plastic bag or put a chip clip on it, your cereal goes still in these containers. It does not.

The problem, though, is when...

The kids don't put the container on top of the container. You know, they leave the container off of the container. Hi, Mojo in the morning. Hello.

Oh, Mojo in the morning. I was calling to say something about the condiment. Yes. Pretty much get them for free.

Yes. Tell us about this.

All right.

Hi. It's Mojo. This is Mojo. I picked up the random call. I grabbed the wrong line. What's going on?

Oh, wow. You picked up the random call. Now, if you go to McDonald's and you use the kiosk in McDonald's, you can get any condiment you want for free.

Oh, really?

Like as many as you want?

Yeah, as many as you want, up to 99.

To 99? Really? You can ask for up to 99 condiments?

Yeah, at least they do that.

Oh, this is a hack. Can I tell you something? That the little kiosk thing is the coolest thing ever. The problem is they think that that makes everything faster. It doesn't make anything faster.

All it did was make less people work.

Yeah. Yeah, but now I know what the positive is behind this whole thing.

Yeah, but you're not getting out of your car.

I almost went to McDonald's yesterday for a shamrock shake because I was going to see if they had it. Well, they had them year-round, but now's the time where you, like, go, ooh, I want one. They have them year-round? I think a couple years ago they changed it to year-round. I'm almost positive. I could be wrong on that. Well, that's not special. I know. It used to be more fun when you can only get it during the month of March.

Well, it's special if the shake machine works.

Yeah. Ari, what's going on?

hey i was just gonna say like i totally agree with mike i'm a new stay-at-home mom and i'm trying to stay organized but man like i need at least 20 30 minutes every time somebody comes over

yeah do you do you uh like have a place that you just throw all your crap like is the laundry room

or something um it's really like the pantry it's supposed to be food but i keep finding other stuff like linen closet things in the pantry too, so I don't know

what's going on. And you have a condiment drawer, because I'm telling you, Shannon, I think you might, and Spike are the only people that don't have, yeah, you guys

Oh, Meg would never allow me to keep something.

Ari, you have a condiment drawer, right, where you put

all the... You know, I can't say I do just because my grandma did, and I never liked it.

Really? We have a condiment drawer. It's got all the condiments. It's got Starbucks and McDonald's straws.

See, now part of my silverware drawer has an area where I keep all the extra utensils from carryout orders that I don't use.

But I don't have any extra condiments. We use them. I keep the extra chopsticks and I have to hide them because she'll throw them away. I'm like, if you're going to throw them away, let's use them.

Do you ever go order sushi from the sushi place and they think that you're having a party but it's only for you and they give you 12 chopsticks?

You keep talking about this. I feel like you're feeling a lot of shame.

It's fat shaming to its worst.

You need to talk to Dennis about this.

I'm going to ask my therapist. Yeah, my therapist and I talk about food all the time and everything. And then he says that he'll go off on tangents. I'm like, wait a second. This is my time, not your time. I'm not giving you therapy now.

Same with this show. I mean, Mike's talking about cleaning up his house. He immediately said you went to people's fridges.

I'm going to go when we go in for Irish and Ionia, I'm going through Mike's underwear drawer. Let's get off the food topic right now. I think that's where he keeps all of his naughty handcuffs. Top of the closet. If you want to look for anything, it's in the top of the closet. The stuff that got Allie pregnant is where? Top of the closet? Yeah. See, I'm not embarrassed. Wait, how do you reach the top of the closet? Oh, no.

Come on. Well, you have to put it where the kids can't see it.

I didn't say it was a big closet. Come on, Megan. You thought the same thing, too.

But I didn't say it out loud.

What's going on, Liz?

Okay, I know you said drop the food topic, but I just had to call and say, like the previous caller how you can do the kiosk at mcdonald's for all the sauces yeah and then spice mentioned that okay you're totally not going to want to go inside you can use the mcdonald's app and do the same thing for the drive oh yeah that's great yeah so if you have kids and you just hate like going inside like i do you can use download the app and you can put 99 sauces on

there by the way on mcdonald's note shamrock shakes not year-round we just got the uh the notice february 20th they come back so they'll be back just a month uh prior to uh st patrick's

jill hey what's up so um a comment regarding your organization of your homes um i had four boys and whenever we have company like we would run around and we would clean the house and we'd do like this 30 minute cleanup and one time my oldest son looked at me and he goes why are we cleaning the house. And I said, so people think that we live like this all the time.

That's awesome.

Oh, that's so cute. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself. Yeah, sure.

Have a good day. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

We'll get you caught up on what's going on in the Dirty on the 30 right now with Shannon. He's had a record.

L.A. Lakers star LeBron James surpassed...

Asked Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and claimed the title for most points scored by a player in NBA history last night. King James.

LeBron James has shouted history. And there it is.

LeBron stands alone.

I thought it was cool. His kids were right on the baseline, in the baseline seats. And then they had the cameras there filming them the whole time.

38,390 points man and all the celebrities were there too did you see that his kids were wearing

jordans yeah that was great by the way brawny um you know he said that he's going to play until brawny uh finishes his first year in the nba and he wants to play on the same team with him and a lot of people are starting to speculate what team could get him and here was an interesting thing. The Vegas odds were that the Pistons were the team that could get LeBron's son and possibly LeBron because he said that he will not play for anybody else but in his last season, that team who hasn't. Would that be weird, though, because he's a Cavs, you know, alum? I don't know if any Pistons

fans will complain. Do you know

that he's scored all these points over the years? The Pistons were the team that he averaged the

least amount of points against. 24 points per game.

Yeah, pretty cool. Yeah.

I also wonder, like, what are the Cavs going to trade to get that pick?

That would be honestly storybook for Dan Gilbert if he could put that together.

Right.

Yeah, that'd be awesome.

Camera is caught Cardi B screaming backstage at the Grammy Awards on Sunday night. And just like rumor has it, it definitely looked like she was trying to break up some sort of fight between her husband Offset and his fellow Migos rapper Quavo. Both of y'all wrong.

Both of y'all. This is not right.

It sounds like Chelsea parenting our sons.

Both of y'all wrong.

Temper were allegedly ignited when Quavo blocked offset from taking part in a tribute to takeoff during the in-memoriam segment that we saw on Sunday night at the Grammys. And, I mean, everybody heard this. Some actually saw her trying to break up this fight. So one of the reporters from Entertainment Tonight tried to get Cardi to spill some tea about what happened.

I heard you back here settling some stuff.

The only thing I settled was my outfit, honey. I want you to park that big, mad truck right in this little garage.

This is pretty amazing if you've been following her journey. TV personality, Maria Menounos, is pregnant with her first child with her husband after a decade of trying. She has been, she first started IVF 10 years ago. She pursued surrogacy, but she's 44 and shared the news that she is finally going to be a mom, which is her dream. Pam Anderson doubling down on her recent claims that Tim Allen flashed her on the set of Home Improvement back in the early 90s after he denied it happened.

And I was in my dressing room, and I came out, and then he came out of his dressing room, and he had this robe on, and he goes, and he closed it, and he goes, now we're even. I've seen you naked. You've seen me naked. Now we can start the show. So how could you make that up? Right. Very specific. Then he ran back into his room, and then he was embarrassed all day and acting like a little giddy schoolboy. I was like, okay, yeah, you can't make that stuff up. But, you know, he has to deny it because look at the Times brand. What if he said, oh, yeah, I did that? He'd be, I mean, I, it's just, you know, a lot of these stories are just the tip of the iceberg. He'd be canceled.

Interesting. Yeah. So I wonder if he's going to come back out and say something and do an interview.

Have any of you guys watched him? Remember his last statement? He was kind of, not dismissive, but he was almost threatening in that he kept bringing up the parent company, almost like you might be in trouble with your job.

I get interviewed and they said he's... Oh, that's wrong. Where's it at? Do we have it? We still have it. Yeah, he said that ABC's mad at her. Disney's mad at her, right? Yeah, I don't have it.

And lastly, if the Kansas City Chiefs win the Super Bowl, quarterback Patrick Mahomes said he will celebrate by going back to his roots of the Lone Star State, promising to drink a Coors Light out of a cowboy boot owned by Cooper Manning.

Fill it up with cold beer, and the rest is history. Yeah, cold Coors Light. Cold Coors Light, you know, that's about, I would say probably about five of them. That's our post-Super Bowl plan. That's it. Post-Super Bowl, if you bring that thing there, we get the win, I'll drink the beer out of the booth with you. You can have the left, but I'll have the right. We'll be done.

Gotta have clean socks.

Can I ask a question to Michael on this? Was Eli Manning this funny when he was playing? Because he's really funny right now, Eli and Peyton Manning.

I don't think so. I know Peyton Manning's always been kind of funny, but I wonder if it's because it's his brother and then he kind of bursted out of the bubble and now he's better. But I agree with you. I don't think he's ever been this funny.

If you guys watch on Monday Night Football, they do their Manning cast. It's honestly hysterically funny. It makes watching a game so much better that you don't care.

about. Oh, by the way, Calvin Johnson, was he the nicest guy ever? He literally is the nicest guy ever. He is such a good guy, and he's so damn good-looking still, too. Not that I thought he would be not good-looking once he got out of playing football, but he had the helmet on all the time, and I never saw him without him. He was a good-looking

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Mojo in the morning. Want to go to a Red Wings game? See the Wings take on the Calgary Flames. It's tomorrow night. We got a couple pair of these tickets for Red Wing Wednesdays. You can win these. And by the way, it's college night, too. And it's college night. And they are going to be representing. I like that they're doing this. Northwood University. So if you are a proud alum or maybe your current student right now, the Red Wings, they're representing all the schools, and they've done all the big ones. They've done State and U of M, Central Michigan, Western. Now they're going on with Northwood University. So 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I'm going to change the caller numbers because I always do caller number 95. So I have two pair of tickets. So let's show some love to everybody in Toledo. We'll do caller number 92 and caller number 104. So 92 and 104 to show their frequency numbers a little bit of love. All right. Time now for a phone scam. So Irina wanted to scam her sister. Shayla is getting married. You never should mess with a bride on the week of their wedding. The idea, the premise for this scam, we're going to have some issues with the rehearsal dinner. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

Hello? Yeah, how you doing? I'm looking to get a hold of Shayla or Andre, please. Shayla speaking. Hi, Shayla. It's Samuel Tarley from A** Club and Dining Room. How are you today? Where are you from again? Dragonglass. Oh, you mean where do I work? I'm calling from A** Club and Dining Room. I'm calling to confirm everything for the weekend. Congratulations on your upcoming marriage. It's wonderful to see a young couple so in love.

I appreciate it. I'm used to someone else. That's why I'm a little call guard by the phone call.

Well, that sounds mildly interesting to me. Listen, I need to go over details for your rehearsal dinner and notify you of a small change in the reservation for Friday night.

What kind of change?

I will answer your question with a question. Do you and your groom prefer Italian or Spanish tapas? Like, what kind of food do you guys like?

Well, I went over this already. This is our rehearsal dinner this weekend, so this is where you can pull up the information.

Right. No, I have all the paperwork here. It's just that we had to make some changes for the betterment of the enjoyment of the night of your rehearsal dinner, of your family, of this particular situation. You understand what I'm saying?

I don't understand what you're saying.

You have 22 people, right? 22 people in your party. Has that changed?

It has not.

Well, that's too many for one place.

I'm going to send you a confirmation email that I got.

I understand, but that confirmation email was sent when you placed a deposit and you made all the plans like six months ago. and things change, you know, things have changed. And unfortunately, we have to move a bunch of people around because of all the parties that were booked in this room. Before you have an opinion, I want you to hear the idea. What I'm going to do is I'm going to put half your party in our sister restaurant across the street.

No, you're not. You're out of your mind.

Right.

I want our party to be together as we discussed.

Right, yeah, well, we all want things in life. I mean, I want to be off this phone call and deep into a bottle of whiskey.

I mean, I don't understand what's going on.

Well, can I ask you a question? What's with the rehearsal dinner anyway? Like, you're all brainwashed fools. You know what I'm saying?

Oh, now I'm a brainwashed fool. Are you out of your...

Well, I'm just saying, like, why does everyone need to have a rehearsal dinner?

Mind insulting me?

Well, no, I'm not insulting you.

You are a contract that I've had for half a year.

It's just not you. I'm saying all brides. Like, you already robbed an entire Saturday from people. Now you're going to ruin their Friday night, too. You know what I'm saying?

If you were in front of me, I would wring your neck. I'm not even playing. I would wring your neck. I would not hold back.

I'm just saying, like, some aunt will have too many cocktails and tell you that you need to wear your hair differently.

With my hands around your throat, I would choke the life out of you.

I could tell you're upset. So, like, what I'm saying is maybe you were drunk.

Drunk when you made the reservation? Like, you saw how small our place was, right?

You took my f***ing reservation. You didn't have any of these concerns. And I'm going to be my b***h.

Oh, I'm not concerned. Okay. Okay, first of all, I didn't take the reservation. I was in Cozumel the week you marched in here. And I know it's a liquor talking, but you better watch your words.

You better r***.

You better just answer my question. Are you eating here or not? Are you eating here or not? You can go down to the bowling alley and eat out of a taco truck for all I care.

I'm done talking to you.

If you're done talking to me, you got to tell me, are you going to take the new arrangements or not? Because otherwise... Okay, well then IHOP has a buffet for you and your pedestrian trash family. Don't be freaking out on me. I'm not here for it. You are about to be f***ing sued. And Shayla, you are about to be phone scanned because this is the Mojo in the Morning Show. Your sister told us to phone scam you, sweetheart. This is not real. You're rehearsing. That's fine. I can't do that. I can't do that. She said in the email that you needed a stress reliever. I'm like, what part of a phone scam is stress relief?

Oh, her sarcasm. I need a bottle of champagne.

Congratulations to you and Andre, not just on the phone scam, but on the wedding, too.

Are we done?

I've got to do. Oh, we're done.

We will, we will scam you. Mojo in the morning. Your home of the world's famous phone scams. Your call may be monitored or recorded.

All right, a couple winners here. Hello, it's Red Wing Wednesdays. Do we have Kelsey? Hi. You're a winner. Kelsey, congratulations. Thank you I am so happy My dad has You cut out there You said your dad has Let me guess Your dad has A Red Wings jersey of Steve Iserman What does your dad have Get her back on I don't know

Those are cool And a t-shirt that says salt life Which is weird because we're in a freshwater state.

Rebecca, you're also a winner. Congratulations. We'll get Kelsey back on, and we'll get her tickets, and then we'll also get you the tickets, too, okay?

Good morning, guys. Thank you so much. You're so welcome.

Congratulations to you on winning. Nice to have you on. Thank you so much. I love you guys. Thank you. We love you, too. Hang on the phone, and we'll get you set up. It's Red Wing Wednesdays. You're going to go see the wings take on the Calgary Flames tomorrow night at Little Caesars. Tickets available at Ticketmaster.com, And they are celebrating college night for Northwood University. So hang on, okay?

Thank you.

Be right back.

From our trailer park to yours, this is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning. i got a feeling that kp is into this whole thing because i just know how kp is she loves like country music and stuff you know and uh she has been talking about this for days now and we're gonna send you next year to this kp is into is obsessed with what goes on in iowa and i think Is it at their, do they do it like at their state fair or something like that?

Iowa State Fair, and it is hysterical.

Which, you know what's funny is I've talked to friends of mine that have gone to the Iowa State Fair, and they say it's the greatest state fair in the world.

Well, you can get anything deep fried. Deep fried everything.

Well, she's into this husband calling contest that they had at the state fair.

Oh, yeah. I saw the Daily Show report on this once.

It's so crazy. It's not what you think. It's the strangest thing. Like, we all know the adrenaline you get when, like, your mom or your dad's calling. You're like, Kristen! But the husband call, that's a whole different story. Not that I know I'm not a husband, but I eventually become a wife.

By the way, the mom calling is becoming a dying breed now because mom just texts your kid. Yeah, I know. I'm home for dinner. But I remember, like, you know, parents sending us out in summer, and you would hear them five blocks away.

Get home for dinner! These had me rolling, though. Like, when I say I was rolling when I saw these videos, I was like, oh, my God, they're poor husbands. These poor guys. Do we have some of them?

Yeah, here we go. Hold on.

Bob!

Bob! Bob!

Bob! Hurry up! I don't want to be late.

Oh, my Lord.

I don't want to be late to the great Iowa State Fair. Bob, hurry, hurry! Bob! Robert!

Bob's at the bar Shut the f*** up Bob's like loving every minute of that Bob, by the way, has run away From that lady

She's calling her husband or a dog Exactly, or a kitty

Oh my god By the way, the people The people in Iowa must have No entertainment there This is actually fun for them

One of my girlfriends cuckaws her husband though That's how she calls him She cuckoo calls him? She goes cuckaw

And then wherever he is in the store he goes cuckaw And that's how they find each other I swear How could I make that up?

Why do I feel like I can know exactly what these people look like If they're cuckawing In a store I would be like you're the cuckaw at the checkout i would know exactly who you are here one more of these

can you hear me you get yourself in here right now this is the first place winner you know you're gonna be late again and you know that i want to get there on time

Oh, my God.

Wait, hold on. No.

You're not.

Here we go. Here we go.

You're not. Oh, please don't do it. I said, I'm going to do it. I defied him, and I won first. So after that, he's gone home for me.

The guy's dead. I guarantee you the guy was happy to die.

He's like, all right. He probably encouraged you to do the contest to have a moment's peace in his household.

That's true.

Do you think that Roy is sitting in the audience and has to take out his phone and taper the entire time?

I would say he came with a sack over his head because he's not Roy. He's Ronald. Oh, my God.

By the way, you are cute. You're cute as a bug's ear. You know that, KP? Are you talking to me? I'm talking to you. How is she? She is. KP and Jed, if you guys don't get married to each other. He is the female version of you and you're the male version of him.

I was listening to one of their morning show segments on the iHeartRadio app and Joe is making fun of his clothes saying that Jed comes to work dressed like he's about to do Joe's taxes. And it had me dying because Jed does wear a polo with a collar like every day. Yeah, yeah. But you can tell you've lived with your grandparents a while because you say grandparent things. I do, I really.

All right, here's the deal. You gotta call Jed Ready We're gonna We're gonna husband call Jed You gotta use the name Jed And we're gonna have you

Jedward

Jedediah

Jedediah Jedediah It's full names

It's gotta be annoying though Right

Yeah like put a little yodel in there Or something

Jed Jeffrey

Wow she even used the middle name

That was good

Come on you gotta hold it longer though You gotta go longer

Okay Jedediah Jeffrey That's good Oh my god Don't you get the feeling

Seriously that 20 years from now We're going to fast forward life You know how TV shows would do that sometimes Sitcoms would fast forward And it would be them with gray hair The worst makeup ever We're going to fast forward And there's going to be KP and Jed She's going to be crocheting something

She's not that old They'll just be chasing after some kids

Chasing after some kids Little Jeds Little Jeds

Little Jeds with little polo shirts

Or it will be like Guthrie get over here

Guthrie Jeffrey Schilling Jr So it will probably be like the Jed III

Wait so yeah So it's Jed Papa, Jed and then Jed III Number three Get over here three What is going on Hold on I'll do it right now This is my husband calling for Does Chelsea yell for you? No, she does not yell for me. Actually, to be perfectly honest with you, she just gives me a look, and then I know exactly what I'm doing at that time. They should do the look contest. If they were smart, they would do that at the Michigan State Fair.

Well, you know this contest is a parody of another contest that happens at fairs.

The hot calling? Yeah. Oh, God. Could you imagine if that was the guys going up there doing that? Women would cancel. They would be canceled for that. All right, hold on a second. This is me. This is the producer calling contest for KP. Ready? There we go.

KP! KP! Okay, wait. You would win. It's literally what I get on the other end of my phone after every show.

She hates, by the way. She hates. She'll pick up the phone and I'll go, I'll go, Kristen.

and she'll go, why do you call me Kristen? Everybody calls me Pay. And I'm like, Kristen is such a more beautiful name than KP. I know it's KP because of your name, but I just feel like Kristen is like, Kristen, you know what I mean, don't you? No, okay. Jeff, number three. I'm laughing because all I'm thinking about the whole time is that couple that Shannon was just talking about and how they walk around a store and they ca-caw each other. What stores do they shop at? Tell me what kind of stores they shop at. I have a friend of mine who meows all the time. Oh, yeah, he does. And he's got Luke doing it now. Paul, my buddy Paul. He meows. That's weird. Yeah, he sees somebody beautiful. He'll go, meow. Like that. He's got Joe meowing or Luke meowing that now the kids at Luke's high school just walk around and randomly start meowing. That's weird. It is extremely weird, but not as weird as the cacaw. Come on. The cacaw also happens in

all the Isle of Shame. Yeah, I wonder if that's where they got it from. I would call her, but she's a teacher, so she's in class right now.

Does she cacaw to them at all?

I don't know. I'll ask her.

Funny. Alright. What's that? I'm sorry. You're off money.

I'm going to get Jed on the phone.

Here, you want me to call him? I can call him on my phone.

She's got him.

Oh, you got him?

Yeah. Here, Mojo, take this.

Here, I'll plug you into the system here. Ladies and gentlemen, the world famous, the one and only, member of the Joe Show, Jed Adaya. Jed?

That's good, my friend.

How you doing there, Jed?

We're living the dream. I'm looking at the weather right now in Michigan.

You're looking at the weather? It's a rough one.

It's an old thing. So Jed, we were having this conversation KP is like you She's the female version of you Because her sense of humor sometimes Is a little bit older than her age Let's just put it that way

Yeah, like dad jokes and stuff

It's not even that

It's like phrases she says and stuff Yeah

So what we want to do is We're going to send her and you To the Des Moines, Iowa State Fair, the Iowa State Fair to go and participate in the Husband Calling Contest because she's so excited about it. Judd, do you know what that is? Husband Calling. She just did it. Go ahead. Call him. Call him, KP.

When we get married, this is what I'm going to call when we're late to where we have to go. Okay, ready? Judd, Judd!

Does that make you go limp?

You know what I'm just going to say? It reminds me of Auntie Em calling Dorothy at the beginning of the Wizard of Oz. Dorothy! When the tornado comes.

Anything that made you hot for KP just completely lost it on that particular one.

We'll see. I don't know about this whole Iowa thing. Have you even been to Iowa?

No, I don't really know where that is on map, to be honest.

Are they not perfect together? They are.

I want it to happen. I wanted it to happen so badly from the very beginning. Yes.

Don't force it, Shannon.

Why? I don't think it needs to be forced.

We've tried to force too many other relationships that have failed. We're going to let this one happen organically, as we like to say.

So I put them on a call. They were FaceTiming on Friday because we have a system here that I thought, oh, Jed uses the same computer equipment. He can help walk you through this, KP. And they bickered like an old couple on the phone on FaceTime. It was hilarious.

What part in particular?

I think he was even telling you you weren't holding the phone right. And he's like, just show me. Let me show you the equipment. And he got into dad mode of over-explaining things. Like, so there's a thing called a computer. And KP's just like, just tell me the controllers. Well, what you really want to do is you really want to get this. And she's like, this is what I have in studio. Just tell me how to work this. Gee golly, willikers.

Come on, Jed, you dingus. Just tell me what I got to do. You dingus. Dingus. Yes, exactly.

I think what we're going to have to do is we're going to have to fly KP down to Tampa for some one-on-one instruction.

You think that that's good? He lives...

Yeah, he's staying.

What would your beautiful parents think of that? What would Papa have to save?

Well, it depends on when she comes down. Chances are they'll probably be out of town. But I think my dad would be, I don't think my mom would be. Mama, Nancy would not take too kind of that.

are you allowed to have girls over if they're not there um i'm allowed to have girls over

when they're there my mom just gives me the guilt trip if i if it does end up happening because it has happened in the past where my mom's like so who so who

over last night and she kind of like picks at it and it's a non-conversation.

When you say the past, did you mean like this past weekend?

How often is this?

That is weird though. Like you would bring girls back to your parents' house and would you guys go right to your room or would you just watch TV in the living room like with everybody?

No, I would wait until everybody was in bed and then I

would just sneak them through the back door, the sliding glass door.

do you like to be snuck through the back door not particularly i'm closer to actually no i'm

not even closer to 30 i was about to say yeah um all right so uh all right jed where's everybody at where's uh where's my son and uh and my daughter i am uh i'm in our office studio

saving off our podcast right now because we don't get to talk as much as you guys do so um you want me to go back in the studio and you can talk to him no i'll talk to him later all

All right. I love you, buddy.

All right. Love you guys. We're on from 3 to 7 at Live with Joe Show. Follow us on Twitter, Instagram, Facebook. Bye. Just wanted to plug that.

All right. I like that. Good plug. Good plug. Anything you want to say to him at all, KB?

No. Just have a good day and hopefully you're wearing a nice collared shirt. Say I love you.

I'm not wearing a collared shirt. I'm wearing a NASA shirt, which is ironic because I have so many conspiracies about NASA.

We're going to continue this conversation at a later time. He has a lot of conspiracies. Say I love you. I'm not going to say I love you.

She loves you.

I know she does. She just doesn't say it.

Jeopardy's on at six. Oh, I was trying to read the text messages. Why would you not let me read? KP had her phone over here, and she, like, quickly grabbed the phone out of my hand as I wanted to read the text messages between her and Jed.

I would not trust you with my phone either.

I'm telling you, there was a bunch of them. Let's put it that way. A lot of heart emojis. That's interesting. um all right uh i'm gonna start with i'll start with this one because this one's a kind of a scary uh thought to happen um not that we flying in an airplane isn't scary enough but how about flying in an airplane when a laptop battery starts on fire and forces the plane to have to land oh this happened on a united airlines flight return that had to return to san diego International Airport, the flight was supposed to travel across the country to Newark's Liberty International Airport, when after takeoff, like minutes after takeoff, a customer started screaming and they looked over at the battery pack that they had with their laptop and it was on fire.

The guy next to me, two seats over, started to scream and then I saw a flash of fire.

Passengers describing the plane filling with smoke after someone's battery pack caught fire in first class. Quick-thinking crew members placed the burning battery into a fireproof bag

and took it into the bathroom. The fire is out and it's in the lab. Four flight attendants were

injured, later sent to the hospital. This happens underneath in the luggage compartment. Everybody's a goner. Lithium batteries are in everything from laptops, and cell phones to scooters and vape pens. Incidents of them catching fire on flights are on the rise. 57 incidents just last year. The TSA prohibits lithium batteries from being inside checked luggage but they're allowed in carry-ons or in your pockets yeah wow so do you

know how they tell you take out your you know batteries you have anything but batteries i have

a carry-on that has like a battery pack in it that they i always have to remove and they well

they tell you do not check batteries this is the reason you don't check batteries like they said in that report but the other thing is you shouldn't even be charging your stuff overnight matter of fact a lot of people say that you should make sure that your phone and your computers and all the rest people that have these e-bikes you should make sure that those things are charging while you're up and alert enough to know what's going on because that's when a lot of the fires end up starting that's a really scary thought um i missed the state of the union because i went to bed really early last night but there's a couple of big stories that are trending right now with last night's uh state of the union president biden speaking about his second year in office um one of the big issues that uh that is trending is did you see the video or the picture of first lady jill biden and the first husband the or the second gentleman i'm sorry yes um uh and they were kissing each other on the lips they kissed right on the lips to a point that it almost looked like they were making out for a second when you still photo that actual kiss so the uh first gentleman uh doug emhoff was sitting in the seats up in that little area that they have all the guests that are there and then the first lady arrives and when she comes in wearing a very sexy dress she walks right up to him and gives him and plants a kiss right

On his lips Is that interesting Hey listen That's the first Or the vice president's husband

But is that weird I know but is it

Is that how you greet people Because I think that's very friendly I like it

I do know people who kiss They're lip kissers I am prepared when I kiss certain people I know that they're lip kissers

I'm going to do this next time I'm around your fiancé, Wes. Oh, go for it. I'm going to plant a big old kiss.

Oh, he'll grab both sides of your face and bring you right in. Really, really?

Pull me right in? I love it. Yeah. But that was one of the things that was trending. Other stuff that was trending, too, was the heckling that was going on. So President Biden was speaking, and many of the GOP, the Republicans, were heckling on some of the things that he said. Here was an interesting thing. A lot of people wondered, would he talk about China in that Chinese balloon that was flying this past week? He mentioned it for a brief second, but only talked about China for about a minute and a half.

Before I came to office, the story was about how the People's Republic of China was increasing its power and America was failing in the world. Not anymore. We made clear, and I made clear in my personal conversations, which have been many, with President Xi, that we seek competition, not conflict, but I will make no apologies that we're investing to make America stronger, investing in American innovation and industries that will define the future that China intends to be dominating, investing in our alliances We're working with our allies to protect advanced technologies so they will not be used against us. Modernizing our military to safeguard stability and deter aggression. Today, we're in the strongest position in decades to compete with China or anyone else in the world. Anyone else in the world. And I'm committed. i'm committed to work with china where we can advance american interest and benefit the world but make no mistake about it as we made clear last week if china threatens our sovereignty we will act to protect our country and we did

everyone was waiting for him to say anything about the balloon and that was it this morning

china is asking for it back they said it does not belong to the u.s we want our balloon back And we got Biden smeared us in his state of the union. There will be, you know, they're doing their normal threats.

They got the guts of it, too, by the way. Did you see that? They got the guts of the balloon. It's still at the bottom of the ocean, but they're having scuba divers bring it all up. They know exactly where it is. But like your phone, you can't leave your phone in water for a period of time. It's not going to be any good to us, but I guess we'll see where they bought it. I don't know. But there was a couple of other tackling moments, too, where some of the GOP party was calling out the president and calling him a liar on certain things.

Some of my Republican friends want to take the economy hostage. I get it. Unless I agree to their economic plans. All of you at home should know what those plans are. Instead of making the wealthy pay their fair share, some Republicans, some Republicans want Medicare and Social Security to sunset. I'm not saying it's a majority. I actually had a drinking game that I was planning on playing.

I wanted to do a drinking game, and I wanted to do it at the times where President Biden does that angry talk where he kind of gets really close to the microphone. He did that at one particular point that I saw a clip this morning on. I would have been slugging away on a glass of water because I'm trying to watch what I'm drinking this month. I think people like to watch because they like to know, like, is there going to be that confrontation? It never happened before. Like, it didn't happen until probably, like, the last, I don't know, 10 years or so where it started becoming, like, a real confrontational type thing.