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This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo.

Mojo. This show's up. And the Rockets red glare.

You're not being logical is what I'm saying.

This is like an orgasm in a cop.

Showtime.

mojo in the morning show so i don't know if you guys have ever felt this way but i went to go buy a pair of jeans i needed so i had to get jeans all right so i've been wearing the same two pair of jeans for like the longest time and the crotch was kind of wearing out on them and they were like moments away they were moments away from seeing that seeing everything the thigh rip

not the thigh rip the thigh rip was yeah unfortunately it was getting to that point

So I went to the store to go buy them. And I don't want to say which store it is, but it is one of the jean stores. And I walk into the store, and I love their jeans. But I get very picky on the jeans that I like to wear. I don't like anything on my butt pocket. I don't like bedazzles, or I don't like designs or any of that stuff. Yeah. If I wanted, though, you know, that whole thing, I would have done true religion.

Your time travel back to six years ago.

Yeah, I would have done true religion jeans back in the day if I wanted that stuff. So, and I'm about fit, too, because my pants have a hard time staying up on me. Like, I don't have a... You don't really have a butt. Yeah, I have no buttocks.

Like, his back, I don't know how to explain this. It's weird. Your back goes right into your thighs.

It's the weirdest thing ever. I don't know. I need one of those Brazilian butt lifts.

BBLs are out.

Really? Out. Everybody's getting them taken out. Is it bad for you?

Real bad for you.

you have like those fake butt pads at five below I can get you one of those oh man yeah it's quite the deal

alright well let's check that out so So I'm in the store and I'm in the dressing room. And you guys know what it's like when you're trying to find something to wear and you can't find it. And you're in the dressing room and you have clothes just scattered all over the place. This woman that was helping me is a really nice girl, actually. She was helping me out. She must have brought me seven, eight, nine, ten pair of jeans. Okay. And none of them worked. And after being in there for over an hour, I was like, I can't walk out of here empty handed.

that is anxiety you know what i mean oh my gosh yes so i wanted to ask this question have you ever

felt obligated to buy something because somebody helped you or were you know you were in a store or whatever and they were nice to you because i ended up buying one of the jeans and they're just okay and i was gonna wear them today and i didn't i actually ended up wearing a pair of lululemon pants oh yeah you're nice and cozy because i tried i tried oh they're so comfortable i wish they made jeans that that fit like these things yeah pants yeah so long story short i tried the jeans on this morning i was gonna wear them in i hate them guys okay so i and i want to return them but i'm worried if i return them will she know i returned them if i is it a store based on commission i don't know how it is oh should i say the store and see you want me to return them for you well the problem

I know what store it is, and I got to go there.

Yeah. So what happens with commission so that gets yanked out of their next check if they already got paid for the sale? It depends on the place.

So my girlfriend, Kelly, worked at a store, and that's what would happen. Oh, my gosh. Is they would yank it out of your next check. I mean, you can't control that.

Listen, you tried. You did your best. You took them home and even tried them again. And if they're not comfortable, you take them back. There's no contract.

Spike, she was with me for an hour and two minutes. I know. Well, that's awesome. Then you know next time. And she had to go into the dressing room and re-pick up all these things. You know how that is when you walk out of a dressing room?

The worst is if you go into a small store, especially if it's a mom and pop, a local shop small type of business, and they say to you, Oh, Mike, I love your show. I've been listening for years.

You're obligated to that.

And then I don't find what I'm looking for. I don't find anything to buy. I feel like I have to buy something. and I also feel like a thief if I walk out without buying something

it's like the weirdest feeling why mine is not guilt about whether or not you helped me you know what thank you I appreciate you but I don't feel guilty that you had to do that but if I walk out and I didn't purchase anything I assume you think I'm stealing so I'm going to buy anything to make sure that you know that I'm not stealing even if I don't need or want anything and then I'm like she's not going to listen to the show anymore because I didn't buy anything

that's the worst Yeah, that's it.

You know what I've done in that situation? I feel bad, like I'm not buying anything. I go, you're so awesome. I'm going to post an Instagram story and say what a great story this is. Because you guys are listeners. You support us, we'll support you. And that's what you do. Because then I'm not spending any of this. That's a good idea. It's like, you know, I support small business. I'm supporting our listeners who keep us in business. It goes both ways. But I'm still not buying anything.

Yeah. Karen, you want Karen Watt's comment on my butt. What's that, Karen?

Well, Mondo, you have what is a very specific medical condition that happens to men as they age and their butt disappears. It is referred to as a frog butt.

Frog butt.

Why frog butt? Well, think about how a frog looks and how, like, the frog disappears into nothing and then legs. That's what I got. You go from body to legs. Yeah, that might be me.

By the way, I've had this my whole life, so it hasn't been as I've aged that it's gotten worse.

Yeah, honestly. Oh, well, that's a chronic condition then.

Started as tadpole butt when he was little.

Helena, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, so I was in Belgium this summer, and I was in a super small town, and I went into a boutique. And it was only one worker, and she kept giving me stuff to try on. And I felt pressured to buy a $200 sweater because that was the cheapest item. So I bought it.

Oh, God. $200 sweater. And you're in another country. You can't return it.

No. Nope. Nope. And there was even more money there.

In another country? I don't care about it. I'm sorry. Yeah, I'm never going to see these people again. Julie, what's going on?

Yeah, so I was shopping in one of my favorite stores, and I ran into a co-worker of mine who's like an extra, extra small girl. She's just really tiny. and we were both looking at the same dress and she's like oh my god you should get it and i could get it and you know we'd wear them on the same day or something and they had her size and then they have small and then um um a large and i tend to be more in the medium range and she's like oh totally you could get it probably runs kind of big and everything i didn't want to try it on

You

because I didn't want her to see it to be too small. So I ended up buying the small dress, never wore the damn thing, and ended up giving it away to Goodwill with the tickets still out of it. But she kept asking me, when are we going to wear our dresses?

Oh, that's funny.

I wanted her to buy it because I didn't want her to know that I actually probably needed a bigger dress. Something bigger.

Can I tell you something, Julie, to relate to exactly what you just said? Sometimes I'll get helped in a store by a very attractive girl, and I don't want to tell her that I don't fit into the double X shirt that she got me because if you're bigger than a double X, I feel like, uh-oh, she's going to look at me weird. So I'll walk out of there and think of anything I can to let her know that it doesn't fit without telling her it doesn't fit. Like I'll go, oh, you know what I just realized? I had that same color.

Oh, you know what I realized? And then, you know what I mean? Oh, these jeans don't have that little pocket that I don't know what to put in there.

Yeah, I've done that too where it's like, oh, it just kind of Come funny or whatever.

I just don't want her to, even though she can look at me and go, look at you. I know. I can't believe sometimes I'll go into stores and they'll go, are you a large? And I'm like, oh, she's definitely hitting on me then. A large? I haven't been a large since I was in middle school. What's happening, Taylor?

Hi. I noticed before I even walk in the store, the Girl Scout cookies always get you.

Yes. I always feel obligated to buy from any kid That's standing in front of a store At a table with their parent Yeah, those kids get you all the time And then sometimes you get those crazy little bastards That ask you to buy on the way out too What's up, Shauna?

Hi, so I've been in that situation And if I don't like any items So that I'm not stuck with it I leave a tip and just tell them Thank you for your time

Wow, you can do that?

Yes, and they're so grateful They don't feel bad that they spent all that time with you

Oh, well that's a good idea I never thought about Because then it's going directly in their pocket Without the paycheck

And then I don't have to worry about Playing white elephant games and passing it on

Yeah And do they actually act weird when you're tipping them? Like do they say

Sometimes they're like, oh I can't do that And I'm like, you know what And I'll put it, I'll hand it to them I'll force it to them And then they're like, okay And they'll hurry to hide it if they can They say they're not allowed to

Wow

But when I go home, I feel better. They're happy that they didn't waste their time, and then they're excited to help you next time because they know that they're going to make something even if you don't like what they got.

God, I'm going to try that. That's actually a fantastic idea. You know what I mean? Like, I'd rather be out of $10 than be out of, you know, however much they were. Somebody was just saying that they buy their jeans at Costco. And, you know, it's funny. I buy everything at Costco. I have a hard time with anything other than socks and underwear. I can't buy clothes there The sweatshirts Their arms are never long enough for me And the pants are never Big enough for me

Oh I love the hoodies there I bought a few hoodies there But I never thought about jeans there Costco is made for smaller people Yeah well maybe I should look at everything then I mean I know I could easily return anything They got such a great return policy

By the way I googled frog butt I literally had to turn my microphone off I can't stop laughing over here If you are not driving, Google frog bite what Mojo has. Everybody's describing Mojo's back. I am crying.

They're also calling, texters have also called it Mojo with the pancake booty and the back with the crack.

And I know what's going to happen. That little guy over here who's giggling over here, he's going to like Photoshop me on a frog. Yep. Thanks. Ribbit.

Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right. Start off with Selena Gomez. She just announced that she's taken a little break from social media, a pause after responding to all of those rumors about her alleged feuds with Kylie Jenner and Hailey Bieber, the mean girls, as we are going to call them from now on. If you missed the journey yesterday, Kylie and Hailey are now trying to save face and say they weren't mocking Selena's newly laminated eyebrows.

I'm very happy. I'm so blessed. I have the best friends, the best fans in the whole world, and I just couldn't be happier. And, yeah, I'm going to be taking a second from social media because this is a little silly. And I'm 30. I'm too old for this. But I love you guys so much, and I will see you guys sooner than later. I'm going to just take a break from everything.

Yeah, she also made headlines yesterday after she defended Taylor Swift in the comments section of a resurfaced TikTok where Hailey Bieber pretends to gag after Taylor Swift's name was mentioned. Selena writes, so sorry, my best friend is and continues to be one of the best in the game. Paris Hilton recently had a baby. We talked about this yesterday. She announced on her podcast this week that she.

named her new baby boy phoenix well and i love when the internet does this um a resurface clip from over a year ago shows ellen degenerate guessing that name when paris was a guest on her

show you said you'll have two or three will they also be named um a country or a city or something like that to go along with you yes but i'm not gonna say that because i'm scared someone will steal the name argentina i'm not telling you all right then i i'll guess it i will phoenix

she just looks to like her publicist behind her right or did she guess it or did she put it in

paris's head yeah i don't know well paris actually already had the name she's had it for a long time but speaking of paris hilton in the latest issue of glamour magazine she reveals that her first sexual encounter was non-consensual happened when she was 15. She claims her abuser was an older guy she met at a mall in California who allegedly slipped something into her drink and took advantage of her. And she said in this interview that she and her girlfriends would hang out at this one specific mall every weekend. And these older guys would always be hanging around as well, go to the stores that they went to, talk to the girls, give them their beeper or pager numbers and so on. And one day, this group of men invited Paris and her girlfriends to their house where they were given some berry wine coolers to drink, and Paris said she didn't really drink. They kind of pressured her to drink. After a few sips, she immediately started to feel really dizzy, passed out, woke up a few hours later, and she said she just knew that something had happened. She said, I remembered it. I had visions of him on top of me, covering my mouth, being like, you're dreaming, you're dreaming, and whispering that in my ear. I did not know this, and I don't know how I missed this, but Pink and Madonna are not friends. They don't like each other.

They're not friends with anybody. Nobody has anything nice to say about Madonna at home.

Well, so this is so silly to me, but they had a falling out, okay? Pink's now talking about this.

Madonna doesn't like me. No, I do understand it. I think that she tried to kind of play me on Regis and Kelly, and I didn't, I'm not, you know, I'm not the one, so it didn't work out. It's just such a silly story because I actually love Madonna. I love her no matter what. Like, I still love her. I love her.

Yeah, so apparently Madonna didn't like Pink's joke when they were both on Live with Regis and Kelly years and years ago.

But it sort of got twisted around that I was, like, fangirling and was dying to meet Madonna when, in actuality, she invited me into her dressing room. And so I just said a joke when Regis brought me out. He's like, how does it feel to meet you? Like, I mean, I heard you're just falling over yourself backstage. How does it feel? I'm like, I thought she wanted to meet me. That's a good joke.

It's a great joke. Didn't sit well with Madonna, so that was it.

Why is Pink going on a tirade of telling all the people that she hates or dislikes?

Well, she's doing press this week because we just did the big album release on Friday. So she's doing a lot of interviews and people are finding all these little nuggets because she hasn't talked in public in a long time.

Go look up Cher talking about Madonna. Cher hates her. Really?

Next hour, another chance to qualify for that. trip for two to Hollywood to attend live with Kelly and Ryan's special live after Oscar show. We're going to give you a $50 cash card just for qualifying. We're also going to draw our grand prize winner. So make sure you are listening for all of today's Dirty. Check out the Dirty page on thedryonthemorning.com.

Mojo in the mornings, Dirty on the 30. And another world-famous phone scam is next.

All right, time now for a Mojo in the Morning phone scam. And this phone scam is prime example as to if you give us enough information, we can really have some fun with someone. So go to our website, mojointhemorning.com, click the menu bar up at the top of the page, and it will bring down phone scam submissions, and then just fill out all the information. This is somebody that did it. Christy says that her husband is like a little crazy about this house stuff that they've been trying to do. They've been, you know, thinking about doing some work on their house. They actually went out of town and the guy who is supposed to be doing an estimate on their house is going to give them the estimate while they're away. But mom is staying at the house. So her mom, Christy's mom, his mother-in-law is staying there. She wants us to call him up and make him really nervous about this estimate that is getting done. Spike's going to take it like one step further. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

You're home with the phone scam. No, no, no. Hold on. Let me explain. No, no, no. This is Mojo in the Morning. You hold on. I'm about to disrespect you right now.

hello hello i'm calling for brian whalen please yeah this is brian sir it's reggie from construction and i just want to give you an update on everything do you have a second uh yeah yeah i got a second okay well we got the sidewall removed uh it took a little longer than expected because we didn't know there was going to be landscaping to remove but it's all plasticed up and ready for the builders to start framing out tomorrow oh hold on uh what are you talking about i just want to give you a heads up in case you came home and you wondered where where we are what we did and why we stopped you know because it's i think you actually might have the

wrong person i never asked for anything to get removed you're at 220 road yep we started the

garage next door, the extension from your home. What are you talking about? You tore it down a little bit? Well, yeah, we weren't going to waste any time. We got it started for you, so we have the frames are up, the beams are up, but we had to stop and just get some landscaping moved and get the other backhoe in here, so we're going to start fresh tomorrow.

So you did construction on my house today? Yes, sir, no delay. I asked you to do an estimate. I didn't ask you to do any construction on my house. Did you tear apart my house? Okay. I don't get it. I promise you, I never asked you to do that. You know that I didn't.

Right. I talked to Barbara here. Is that your mother-in-law? Yes, that's my mother. She's not the one who's making decisions about my house.

Well, I told her we were getting started. She was very nice. Listen to me. Listen to me. I asked you for an estimate today. I did not want any work to get done.

Okay, well, I don't understand why she wouldn't stop us if she saw us with the sledgehammers coming through the wall.

She's senile. She's senile. She has no idea what's going on. I told her to stay in the house, and I told her to ignore people that are coming outside because they just want an estimate. What the f*** did you do to my house?

Well, uh, there's a 12x9 hole on the side of your house. I mean, she offered us coffee. Very nice lady. This is bulls***, man.

Stop the construction right now. Stop the construction right now.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the construction noise.

Stop it until I get back. Stop everything that you're doing.

Stop touching my house. Okay, listen to me. I did stop. No. Sir, that's why I stopped, and that's why we're talking. I wanted to let you know we had to stop. We're going to start fresh. Well, I'm not done. We just got started. There's a big hole in the side of your house where the garage... No, listen, that's a problem.

That's the biggest problem of all. I don't want you to do any construction on my house.

Guys, stop, stop, stop, guys. Hang on. The backhoe is getting a little too close to my GMC canyon parked out front. Okay, they're bringing the bulldozer back now. It's good. I'll tell them all to stop. Tell them all to stop what they're doing. Okay, sir. Stop doing any more damage. Okay, sir, I can tell you're upset. So these guys aren't going to stop unless Marco tells them to stop. I can't stop them. The Lord's Savior can't stop them.

Tell Marco to tell them to stop.

I'm going to try and get Marco. I mean, no one else. They won't listen to me.

Put Marco on the phone. Put the Marco guy on the phone.

I don't think Guy Fieri can get them to stop if he pulled up and offered them downtown to Flavortown. You know what I'm saying?

What the f*** are you talking about?

I'm looking in your living room right now, and I don't want to be a peeping Tom, but your mother-in-law's watching TV in a robe, and I feel like a creeper. I just say maybe I shouldn't leave this hole open. Maybe we should put a plywood board or something.

Listen, I'm driving back right now. I'm on my way back home. I'm going to take care of it. I want you to get the f*** away from my house.

Sir, I'm working for you. I just want you to know.

I'm telling you right now. Tell everyone, call f***ing Marco. Tell him to tell them to stop. Whatever the hell is wrong with you guys. I clearly just wanted an estimate. It was very clear. It was very, very much.

Oh, it doesn't... sound clear. Well, your hole is my goal, and my thing is I'm going to make sure we get this taken care of because tomorrow morning, the other construction guys are coming to start the garage portion. You're f***ing me right now. You guys are f***ing me. I can't. I'm so sorry, and this is my fault, but I can't hear you over all the loud construction noise. Did you say... Stop all construction. Stop all construction. Okay, sir, I hear you yelling. Are you talking to me or someone else that's over

there with you? I'm talking to you. I'm talking to you over the phone, but I'm in my

car. Okay, so you're in your car. Can you hear the radio, sir? You're on the radio. It's a phone scan. This is not a construction repair. You're on the radio right now with

Mojo in the Morning. You almost gave me a heart.

Are you kidding me? This is Christy's idea. I know. You guys are finally away on a vacation, but...

Oh, Jesus. I turned my car around. we will we will scam you you're home with the phone scams this is mojo in the morning it's mojo in the mornings five at 655 All right, the 5 at 6.55.

Mojo's on vacation. He'll be back Monday morning. And what he's missing is Holly now going for win number 11, Holly. You are just killing it.

Every single morning you're bringing it. Thank you very much. I was hoping this morning, could I do a shout-out really quick?

Of course you can. You've earned it.

Well, thank you. Well, I wanted to wish one of my best friends, Aaron, a very happy birthday. and a happy baby shower weekend for my sister. So it's an exciting weekend. Oh, how fun.

Very nice. Well, to get back here on Monday to talk to Mojo, you're going to have to get through Janie, your challenger. And Janie, good morning.

Good morning. How are you guys? Hi, Janie.

We're doing great. Tell us a little bit about yourself. Where are you calling from? I'm Detroit. Okay. And what do you do? I work for one of the big three. Nice. Well, we're nice to have you. We love our big three. It's great to have you on this morning. You've got to try and get more right than Holly, and we're going to see how you pay attention every morning to Shannon's Dirty. So first of all, say goodbye to Holly so we can lock her up in a soundproof booth. Bye, Holly. Bye, Holly. There she goes. Now she can't hear your answers, Janie. You're going to try to get the most right out of five pop culture questions. If there's a tie, it'll go to our current champion, Holly. Here we go, Janie. Question number one. Kylie Jenner and Hailey Bieber are facing online backlash for throwing shade at this lose-you-to-love-me singer's eyebrows on TikTok. Who is it?

I don't know. Chris Pham.

Question number two. Chris Harrison rekindled rumors that there are probably talks happening to offer him another chance at the hosting gig for this reality TV show. um um three seconds um American Idol question number three Lindsay Lohan Rachel McAdams Lacey Lacey Charbet Charbet I can never say Charbet and Amanda Seyfried are all in for reprising their roles in a sequel to the classic movie Mean Girls which former SNL alum wrote the mean girls movie and musical um don't know and question number four photos are going around of cardi b doing community service decked out in chanel who is cardi b's husband don't know oh all right genie and uh last question the movie cocaine bear debuts this weekend starring ray leota carrie russell and jesse tyler ferguson jesse played mitchell pritchett on this long-running TV sitcom? Don't know, Holly. Oh, no. Okay. Well, let's bring Holly back to the airwaves. Holly, you win. Janie got zero. Zero, zero, zero, zero. I know. Janie, you were screened. Obviously, our producers gave you some test questions, right? Yes. So we just kind of didn't hit your foray here, huh? We didn't, your genre of questions, maybe?

I'm off today, yeah.

Ah, okay, okay. Yeah, because even if you listen to Shannon's Dirty, you're going to get a lot of these answers. Well, let's see how Holly does. She has to get more than... Zero.

Zero point zero. Zero.

Here we go, Holly. Question number one. Kylie Jenner and Hailey Bieber are facing online backlash for throwing shade at this lose-you-to-love-me singer's eyebrows on TikTok.

Selena Gomez. One to nothing.

Chris Harrison rekindled rumors that there are probably talks happening to offer him another chance at the hosting gig for this reality TV show.

Bachelor and Bachelorette. Right. Two to nothing.

Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Lacey Charbert, and Amanda Seifert are all in for reprising their roles in a sequel to the classic movie Mean Girls. Which former SNL alum wrote the Mean Girls movie and musical?

Tina Fey. Three to nothing.

Photos are going around of Cardi B doing community service decked out in Chanel. Who is Cardi B's husband?

Offset. Yes, four to zero.

And for perfect score, the movie Cocaine Bear debuts this weekend, starring Ray Liotta, Kerry Russell, and Jesse Tyler Ferguson. Jesse played Mitchell Pritchett on this long-running TV sitcom.

Modern Family. She does it again with a perfect score.

Listen to that. I don't think the questions were too difficult. They were pretty easy there, Janie.

Final score, 5-0 Holly, we'll talk to you again on Monday Have a great weekend

It was nice to talk to you And you know what, Janie, just for Participating and embarrassing yourself We are giving you a prize You got a $50 gift card to Tabooli So you got that going for you

I love you guys

We love you, too. Thank you so much for listening. Take care. Hang on the line, and we'll get you guys all hooked up with your prizes.

It's Mojo in the Mornings 5 at 6.55.

It is the Mojo in the Mornings show. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. So you've got to be careful with what you're looking at and who's around you when you're looking at it, too. What were you looking at? What were you doing?

Oh, not only did I just – you're going to rub this in my face, too. Cool. Yeah, let's talk about it. How I'm an idiot, spoiler alert, we all knew that. But a friend of mine and I were debating something pretty stupid, right? But when you're fighting with one of your friends, what's the first thing that you do? You run to Google.

That's right.

So I had to prove my superiority and my correctness, obviously. So with the confidence of a man, I went onto the internet, which was the wrong thing to do in front of my friends. because I had naughty websites still open on my phone. And it was one of those where I opened it up, and we both saw it, and then I slowly, don't know why it wasn't fast, but very slowly exited out and just turned away. And looked her in the eye. And we had that. I saw. We saw. We saw it. We both saw it. You could try to downplay this happening, but we know it.

How bad was it, by the way? Was it really bad?

I don't...

Like, what was it that was the dirty thing that was there?

I knew you were going to ask this. So, let's say, just for you, Mojo, somebody was stuck in something.

Oh, God, that's the worst.

No, I'm kidding.

I'm kidding.

But it was some boobies. And, yeah, I totally got caught with naughty stuff on my phone.

Oh, my God.

So dumb. That was good. So dumb.

That's the worst because, you know what? it's one thing to actually happen to you which is embarrassing but it's one thing to have it happen by accident where you had no intention of that and now everybody thinks that you're that

way but and i also feel bad for your friend because it's an awkward situation to be like i know she knows she's i saw right right like it was like we both got caught in the moment i think my biggest fear was in college when i would open up my laptop to take notes and i'm I'm like, I hope it's silent. I really hope that nothing's going to start automatically playing. Every day was a little bit risky. But it immediately took me back to being 19. I was so embarrassed.

Wow. Man, you know what? Accidental porn sometimes is a very bad thing. Accidental bad picture is a very bad thing. Has that ever happened to anybody where it accidentally does, you know, came up on your phone?

It's got to happen in like a work meeting, right? You're doing a presentation. Or with everybody doing Zoom. Yep.

Right? Yeah.

Share your screen, but maybe not.

My son, his girlfriend was doing an interview for a job, potentially, a job that she was doing, and had the accidental I walked behind with my dong out thing happen to him.

Wait, Joe did?

Yeah, Joe did. What? I heard him talking about it on his show. I heard his podcast, and I heard him talking about it. Uh-huh. And then he goes, Dad, you've got to see this picture, and he blurted out, and it was like, there he was. And you hear those things happening all the time where they accidentally get caught. What's going on, Michelle?

Hello?

Hey, what's up?

Well, I'm a nurse, and I work in a hospital, and my boss, the doctor, was coming up to ask me a question, and I was on my cell phone texting my husband and my husband sent a picture of his weenus and my doctor was right there and seeing the whole thing.

Wow.

And it was dressed up. It had a little bow tie on it. Hold on a second.

Your husband dresses his D-picks for you? I've never heard of this.

We do little puppet shows. Wait a second.

Topic has changed.

Okay, where do you get outfits for Bruce's penis? Barbie? Well, we kind of make them up and, you know, it's Halloween, he was all tattooed up with little hearts and have little shamrocks and a leprechaun's face. Oh, my God. Very creative. Wait, it's very creative. You're old and you're kids, baby.

Hey, wait, so. That's all you have to do. So wait, so Michelle, do you dress up yours and send him naked too, or is he dressing up just his, Weenus?

No, it's just a male puppet show. Hell no. There's no one that wants to see any dressing up of me.

Hey, since your doctor actually saw that, since he actually got a chance, what would you do if all of a sudden he started doing a medical exam?

for tuxedo man oh my god we have so many stories about people dressing up their areas and the

medical procedures people do that that's actually a common thing um well yeah we had a lady that

wore a big uh afro wig for a colonoscopy and the doctor about fell out of his chair glitter all kinds of glitter down there um that's awesome call of the day thank you so much

appreciate you have you met megan she's all panic and no disco

this is mojo in the morning you know how when newspapers uh or tv news stations will misrepresent a story they will always have to do a correction they'll actually have to like post and they usually bury it somewhere like pages into a newspaper or they'll bury it at the end of a newscast well mike needs to do a correction apology right now and we're kind of burying it when his daughter's not listening to the show because it was about her and he got into big trouble because of it.

It's bad. It's really, really bad. I screwed up the other day, and this is 100% my fault. I didn't send it in as a topic. I didn't consult my wife before. I knew what my wife would have said. I don't know why I even said it, but I said something about my daughter that I should not have said. Um, and the hard part is that it wasn't even, it was a break of trust on, uh, on my part. Um, and I feel, I honestly feel like the worst I've ever felt because it's, she's, it's one of those moments where like, I'm going to have to build up trust with her again. And I feel really, really bad. And she's not even like upset, upset about it, but she was very embarrassed because when I said it, it was also, I think early in the morning, but, um, one of the teacher aides from her school heard it and even heard me go it doesn't matter it's still my fault i have to talk

myself through this i actually said i know what you're saying and i know you're not going to say what it is but i even said to you are you sure you should say that on the radio and i said we

should yeah i said no i should probably stop talking about it and then we changed the topic

now the teacher's age should have known by the conversation not to share that not to go back and talk but it's the same thing i told you about like how we had a teacher that would repeat things from the show back to my daughter who was in like the third or fourth grade i forget how old she was But I was like, we don't let the kid listen to the show for that reason.

What did the teacher's aide do? Did the teacher's aide say, Cecily, I heard your dad say this?

Yeah, yeah. And, again, I don't want to say what it is because the damage has already been done. But, yeah, she walked up to her and said, hey, I heard your dad on the radio say this. And my daughter, she responded the right way. She just said, oh, I don't know what you're talking about, and then walked away. But she, I mean The only person she had told Was my wife And so she said she would have told me She just felt more comfortable talking to Allie about it first

Was Allie really pissed at you?

Yeah She wants to go, I mean she wants to say something to the teacher But I said no, it's not I mean she shouldn't have done that But it's not her fault It goes back to me And I shouldn't have said it on the air

All of us that are parents on this show Have put our foot in our mouth And overshared about something at home thinking that won't get back to the kids and then it gets back to them i talked about a failing grade

on one of my kids and uh and they went to school that day and the teacher pulled them aside to talk to them about their failing grade and that was like the worst thing ever because i told everybody they failed because they they didn't know it but i that's you you would uh you were

sharing this story with us on the weekend he was telling my girlfriend the story of and i think you even said at that point you said i'm not going to bring this up on the air but it's the cutest story but i don't want to tell you guys i'm not even supposed to know because she only told ally and and you you know you looked at your wife and it was like you understood all the rules but then what happens is we get on the air and we start telling stories and we're just so excited and then something in my brain always clicks like well it's safe because they're in school so nobody in their class is going to hear it and then i forget like three years later if we go on a christmas vacation and we just pull some old reruns to replay and it plays at six or it's like it plays at a different time a whole different audience hears it and then i'm like the jerk of

a dad that shared that story it's and it's always secondhand too so it's always worse it's a game of telephone i will switches i'll talk about and it's very rare now because one time it happened so bad and i got in so much trouble i talked about my brother and his co-workers went back to work and were like i heard your sister say this about you and it wasn't what i said it was an over an exaggeration and then it was like the biggest blow up fight so bad uh shannon

Does Lucy ever get upset when you call her stinky?

No, quite the opposite. Lucy introduces herself as Lucy from the Mojo in the Morning show. Oh, really? I always wondered if that would ever come back and bite you. No, it hasn't bit me with my kids. It's bit me with my family, you know, bit me in the butt with my family and talking about them, but not the kids yet.

We just have a – and I don't know if you guys have this too. We have a rule that I've been given. That is you – we need to discuss everything before – If it's something that I have to ask whether or not I should talk about, I need to talk about it first. Like, don't talk about it unless we talk about it first. Yeah. Or if it's a secret, you're not supposed to talk about it. Yeah.

You know what you need to do from now on when you make that mistake and do it? You got to do it like we do when somebody swears.

Everybody screams, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump, dump. And that's what I'm saying. That's the thing is I was so excited, like, because I don't think I'm going to go into that whole, I don't want to go into it.

All right, we're going to, yeah.

You're going to screw it up.

You're going to screw it up. Just say you're sorry, and then we'll move on. All right. I'm sorry. All right.

You sure?

You give Mike enough rope, and he'll say it again.

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I have no idea if this is the TV's fault or something's going on, but my TV, somebody messed my TV up. Do you guys remember when you had to have your station on the certain channel in order to record it? Do you guys remember that at all with the DVR? It wouldn't just turn automatically. You had to have the station on. And then you said it was when TiVo was around. Did you guys ever have a TiVo?

I know what it is, yeah. I can still hear that noise. Yeah, exactly.

Well, somebody turns my TVs off here in the studio. All right? I say mine, but they're actually ours. And when I say ours, I mean they're the whole stations. They're not really.

That one just turned on.

Did it go on?

All right. Oh, there they go.

So it's like, you know, it's messing with me a little bit. What a hard life. I know. It's very hard. I like the mood set at a certain light level, too. I like that.

That's not true.

Actually, there's about 12 bulbs missing.

No, you come in here and you crank all those lights.

Well, that's my mood level.

As hot as they can go. It is so bright in the studio. I should wear sunglasses.

If it were up to Shannon, we would be in the dark. We would have candlelight.

We would have candlelight.

It would be us. I would fall asleep in this. Do you understand? Do you understand what it would be like?

When you're not here, it's very dark in the studio. I don't know how you do that. We leave it like, we maybe put them 25% up.

You don't know how the light or the dark?

How you could work this early without all of the lights on full blast. Yes. I have three sets of lights in here, like regular, what are they called? Fluorescence, and we have track lighting. And then I have a ring light that I turn on full blast. Because if it's not all on, I will fall asleep during the show.

Yeah, I'm telling you. It's the waking you up. Like when I did night radio, night radio I had the lights kind of down low. Because you did not want to see the stuff that was going on in night radio. Morning radio, it's like, this is tough. We're trying to get alert. All right, Mojo on the morning show. So, Shannon, I saw yesterday that you guys were doing like rock climbing or something like that.

Yeah, Wes. Wes is way more active than I am. And so when he plans like a date, it's something usually like that. That's that's very active. I'm like, let's go. Let's go drink margaritas. And he's like, let's go climb rocks. So actually, yesterday we climbed rocks. I'm an active date, too. Are you? I'm like, you're such a liar. I'm like, let's go and watch TV in the bedroom and not in the living room. Yeah. No, and I honestly, I really appreciate him him kind of pushing me because it was really fun. I've never done it before. So we went to this place in Madison Heights called Planet Rock. And he we we pull up and honestly, I'm kind of nervous because this was my first time doing it. And I didn't want to make an ass of myself. But we pull up into the parking lot. He parks the car. He we get out. He pops open the trunk of his car and he very proudly pulls out this duffel bag filled with his own rock climbing. Harnesses and shoes and clips. He has his own harnesses? Oh, yes, he does. And I said, no, no. Don't they provide those for you at the rock climbing wall place? They do. They do. And I said, you know what you are?

I was in shock I said you are the guy that brings his own bowling ball to the bowling alley And he's like he goes well, I don't you're gonna be wearing somebody else's harness then that they're crotch-touched

But so he is that so how we can I the big Lebowski is what he is that is true Can I ask this question? How often is he rock climbing that he has went out and purchased his own rock climbing harnesses? So that's what I asked.

And he hadn't done it in a really long time. But, you know, back in the day, like years ago, he was training to be on American Ninja Warrior. And so that was one of the things that he did to train. So he bought all of his own equipment so that he had it. And I was like, you cannot walk in with that duffel bag.

When he walked in there, did people look at him like, is this like the maintenance man coming in to fix something? Or what do they look?

Honestly, I learned very quickly that that's very normal. It is? For a place like that. Yeah. Wow.

That's kind of wild. It's like, you know, it's like you brought up the bowling ball. It's like the person that goes to shoot pool and brings their own pool cue. Oh, cool. I want to be that guy. Or have you heard the story about Dr. Darius from WJLB? No. He brings his own microphone to work every day.

Oh, no. He didn't hear that. Yes.

He carries in, in a briefcase, his own microphone.

And switches it out every day, Megan.

He's the afternoon guy on FM 98 WJLB, and he actually carries it in. So if you go into the studio that he works in after he's done, there's no microphone in the compartment. You have to find wherever the microphone is laying.

That's too much work. Like, that is way too much work. Can't he just store it somewhere in the building? Like, why carry it with you everywhere?

Because, I don't know, it's a special microphone. Somebody said...

Put a lock on it.

Big Dog Blast said that when he opens it up, a light shines out from it.

And the angels sing.

I want to do this. I want to later bring this up again about Wes bringing his own harnesses and things like that. And I want to find out what people have that they bring to places. Like even to like a restaurant or like what? Yeah. Do you bring your own sauces or? Yeah. I don't know. Or silverware and plates. Like do you carry your own stuff? If you do, you text nine five five zero zero. Don't call us. We'll call you because we're gonna do a contest here right now. And then we'll and we'll call you right back after the dirty text nine five five zero zero. What's the crazy thing that you bring with you? all I keep thinking of myself is you went rock climbing aren't there those jumpy places like where you can jump on things like you know like trampoline parks I'm thinking of like other things that are just like that like that are activity centers and stuff like what could you bring to one of those socks yeah your own yeah well I guess you do bring your own socks that is that is kind of true and I get you go golfing you bring your own golf clubs so my wife brings her own my wife brings her own hot sauce restaurants. Really? Okay. So there you go. There's one. Wait, but here's one with golf. Miniature golf. Are you a miniature golf guy that brings your own golf club? Like your own putter? Like if you bring your own putter, you're a loser. Lauren, are you there? Yep. Lauren, you have a husband that is equally weirdo to Wes. Yeah. What does he do?

He has his own axe that he brings when we go axe throwing. Oh, God.

That's kind of scary that he has that in his car. Does he keep it in a backpack or something? Although that would be even scarier.

It's got a guard on the blade that it comes with, but, yeah, no, it just sits in the trunk when we go.

If he gets pulled over by the cops and they ask to search his car, all of a sudden they find an axe sitting in the back. That explanation might be a little fishy.

Right. I had the same issue when I was throwing in college We were trying to go to Canada to go throw, and we had our implements with us. And they're like, where are you going? We're like, right over to Windsor to go throw.

Yeah, they probably wonder what's going on. This is even funnier than the axe. Kevin, what do you bring with you when you go play?

So I take my own cornhole bags with me to go play cornhole. Oh, yes.

Aren't they all the same? They're just little beanbags.

So they might look like regular beanbags. But I take in, when I go play, I take them back to four sets. and they're all different speeds and styles and designs.

Your own bags have a certain feel. I like how they might...

You find ones that you like and they just feel better, but it's not just me. There's all kinds of people out there that take them. There's tournaments everywhere that require you to bring your own bags.

Interesting. I never knew that. What do your bags feel like? Please tell me. They're soft and full. I love it. Now, okay, those are two with activities. This is food-wise. Listen to this. We've got a listener here and says that I bring my own avocados with me when I go to a restaurant. Now, that seems like it's rather cheap. You just don't want to pay extra for the avocado or something.

But that's also kind of a lot of work, right?

313 says I'm Mexican and I take my own tortillas with me to a restaurant sometimes.

I get that Some places have really good tortillas

And then Nikki, listen to this one Nikki, for a night out party And what do you bring with you in your purse?

I always have My own cocktail straws in my purse With me at all times I have them here right now Wait, why? Well, sometimes you go to restaurants Or bars or whatever That don't have the cocktail straws Especially after COVID And I have to have my cocktail straws I'm a complete slob, and I will wear more of my drink than I get in my mouth if I don't have them.

Fair.

All right, so you've got the little cocktail straws in your bag there. Do you have them wrapped up in like a Ziploc bag?

No, I have them in, I have like a little clutch wallet kind of thing that I take with me, and it's got a side pocket, and I keep them right in there.

All right, right there, your little holster. That's your cocktail straw holster.

That's right.

of the 103 complaints made to the fcc regarding the super bowl almost all of them were regarding rihanna's halftime show what was the issue well viewers found it way too sexual i know at least two of the complaints referred to rihanna's performance as pornography many others thought the choreography was too suggestive. So 103 complaints for Rihanna. By comparison 540,000 viewers complained after the famous Janet Jackson, Justin Timberlake wardrobe malfunction during the halftime show in 2004. I feel like we could put Dolly Parton up there and they'd still get hundreds of complaints. Somebody would find something wrong. I don't think it was

suggestive enough. I wanted it to be more suggestive. Right answer, Mike. Right answer.

The View co-host Joy Behar in the Dirty this morning for suggesting that residents of East Palestine, Ohio, had it coming after voting for Donald Trump. Joy is now under fire for those comments.

By the way, he placed someone with deep ties to the chemical industry in charge of the EPA's chemical safety office. That's who you voted for in that district. Donald Trump, who reduces all

safety. He did. I mean, you can hear the audience members audibly gasping at what she said. Fans in Frankfurt, Germany, stepped in for Louis Capaldi on Tuesday night when he experienced a flare-up of shoulder tics from his Tourette syndrome. Megan, have you seen the video of this yet? I have. It's amazing. Okay, so during the very last song of the night, and actually his biggest hit, Someone You Loved, he attempted to push through it, but he just couldn't. So he eventually stepped back and let the audience take the lead. It was a really beautiful moment.

Wow, that's incredible.

I know, it gives me chills. You can actually see this on the dirty page at mojointhemorning.com. I just posted it for you. Cardi B dressing up in head-to-toe designer clothing to complete her court-ordered community service. Remember, she was ordered to complete 15 days of community service as part of the plea deal that she reached back in the fall for that 2018 fight at the strip club. Think if she had an endorsement deal, because, like, everybody's going to be taking pictures of her during community service. Well, this has been all week so far. I mean, she's still got some more days to go, but you're right. Imagine going to these fashion houses and be like, all right, so we all know I'm about to get my picture taken. Who's dressing me? Yeah, so she's been sharing her, like, outfit of the day before reporting for duty, like, every day this week. Okay, so on Tuesday, she wrote, day whatever the F of community service, obey the law, And then it was a mirror selfie of her with this, like, skin-tight black tank top. And she had cut-out leggings. She had an $1,100 pair of boots and a Chanel beanie that cost, like, $1,400. Then Wednesday, she had a super-sized tweed Chanel flat bag.

$5,600. Why not? Okay, she wrote, on my way to serve some community service time, don't commit crimes. But she looked good. She looked great doing it. I need her to go back to her fashion open days. I can't afford a $5,700 bag. Go back to fashion open. Just a reminder for you, another chance to qualify for a trip for two to Hollywood to attend Live with Kelly and Ryan's special Live After Oscars show in the 930 Dirty Today. We're going to hook you up with a $50 cash card just for qualifying. And we're going to draw the grand prize winner today at 9.30. For all of today's Dirty, check out that Dirty page on NojoInTheMorning.com.

Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Yesterday I was having kind of a spitty day. I mean, so I was here at the radio station until after 3 o'clock. And when I left, oh, thank you. You're not really sympathetic of me. You're just throwing me a bone, aren't you?

I was doing stuff for sales around that same time yesterday, too, just from home.

Okay, well, I was in a bad mood, and I left the radio studios, and I left, and it was like sunny and gorgeous outside, and I was like, this is like the best weather ever. Why am I in such a bad mood? And I got into the car, and I thought to myself, you know what I'm going to do? Because I couldn't even get the sunshine to make me feel good. I'm going to put on my happy song. I have a song that I consider to be the happy song that makes me happy no matter what kind of sad thing is going on in my life.

Glass Animals.

Yes, exactly. It's one of my favorites. No, it's. This is my happy song.

Is it really?

Yeah. How can you be not happy listening to Dancing Queen? Wow. To be fair. Put all your windows down. words. It does, doesn't it? So I turned it on, turned it on loud with my windows open and drove home. You can dance, you can die, having the time of my life, see that girl, watch that sea, dig in the dancing cream. So I have three songs that are in a playlist that I use on my iPhone. That's one of them. This is the other. If this song plays, it makes me happy, even if I'm at a funeral. Love this song. Notorious B.I.G. and Puffy. So my drive home as I'm heading down M5, I got Dancing Queen into Mo Booty. I love this song. A little Mo Money, Mo Booty. That's a good song. And then my third Which we play a lot here on this station And it does make me happy every time we play it But anytime this song comes on I get happy I don't know why I get so Oh yeah I love it In the club with my homies Yeah I love it Do you guys have a happy song? Is there a song that you guys can put on And no matter what kind of mood you're in It makes you happy Should we go around the room And just see what everybody says And then I'll find it Let me plug in my iPhone, too, just in case we don't have it. In case we don't have it. Yeah. Hold on a second. Oh, we've got it. All right. I will start counterclockwise. Shannon, I can start with you.

Well, I mean, of course, Little Whitney Houston, I want to dance with somebody. We'll always put it in a good mood.

Oh, my God. Hold on a second. Yeah, I got that, because you know why? That song makes everybody happy. Hold on. Here we go. That's, by the way, everybody in their cars right now, screaming with joy. Why is it that when they play this at a wedding, you could be in the longest, line and just got up to the front to get your drink. I'm out.

And you run. I am out. And you grab somebody with you. Yep. Megan, come on. Let's dance.

I want to feel the heat.

One dance with somebody. By the way, Reese is taping. Reese, I think you might have posted me 12 times singing this song on social media. Spike, what's your happy song?

I usually go to funk and I have a new funk and an old funk and then I'm going to give you my all-time favorite. If it's new funk, it's Bruno Mars' Uptown Funk. If it's old funk, old school, Earth, Wind & Fire, September. Do you remember? I love that song. I know your song, though. You know my all-time happiest song. It's Carly Rae Jepsen, Call Me Maybe. How can you not be happy when you hear this song?

She requested this song twice at my wedding.

I won't forget it.

And it made her wedding twice as happy. This is just a pick-me-up.

No matter what kind of day you're having, it's sunshine in your AirPods.

Here we go.

Come on, this is awesome. Oh, my God, it's great. Seriously, I got a smile on my face. Thank you, Spike.

Especially on a sunny day.

I just met you.

And this is crazy. Just celebrated a 10-year anniversary of this song. Are you serious?

Yeah. Holy cow, is that old? Megan's up next up. Megan.

So I'll do non-theater for you. I will do some non-theater because if I'm being honest, it would probably be in a musical. But I actually think I easily have the best song It's universally beloved And it's Rested Roots Send Me On My Way What?

Huh?

What song is that?

Okay, Mike, what do you got?

Yeah, okay I forgot to lift up my own What? It's from Matilda You guys are crazy if you don't know this song I know the song Could you please call in and tell me that I'm right?

Did you miss the topic? We were doing like songs that make everybody happy

Oh, I do like this song Put a smile on your face immediately. I just didn't know that her name was it.

Megan always chooses a song that's the hardest for me to find.

I gave you the full title artist.

You are welcome. Appreciate it. I mean, it's no Carly Rae Jepsen.

I would like to reach out my heart. I'm happy. I'm happy. I'm going to tell you to run all the way.

All the way.

It doesn't make me happy.

Are you wearing a smile to your face?

No, because I think these poor guys, I wonder what Starbucks they're working in now.

Mike, are you going to make me have to really search for yours? What's your happy song? I have three different ones, so you pick which one you like. Outkast, Hey Ya. Oh, my God. That's a great song. Miley Cyrus, Party in the USA. Another great one. That's a great one, too.

And then if I wanted this one to chill, I like Jimmy Buffett, Margaritaville.

Oh, come on. No, I like the first two. Really? Yeah.

Well, I'm not a Jimmy Buffett fan, though. But we never play Margaritaville.

Okay, fine. Oh, wait, can I add one more after this?

I was all excited for Miley Cyrus.

You want Miley Cyrus? Yeah. All right, then how about this? I'm going to play them all at the same time. Here we go. Where's Margarita, though?

ADD's trying to follow them all.

Yeah, here we go.

Am I going to fit in?

This is when Mojo has the aux cord on the way home from the bar.

To my right, and I see the Hollywood sign. This is all so crazy. Everybody seems so famous. My tummy's turning, and I'm feeling kind of homesick. Too much pressure, and I'm nervous. That's when the taxi man turned on the radio, and the Jay-Z song was on.

And the Jay-Z song was on.

And the Jay-Z song was on. So I put my hands up to play a song.

Would this be the perfect station? Just call it the happy music station.

Yeah, yeah.

Gabby, what is your happy song?

I love Kokomo by the Beach Boys.

They're good vibrations by the Beach Boys. Oh, come on. They're coming to town. Get ready.

Gabby, how old are you, Gabby?

I'm only 31. My dad has made me love the fishing.

Come on. I think it's good. Doesn't this put you in a warm place?

I want to take it. Yes. But what's the name?

The Kokomo doesn't really exist. That really disappointed me when I found that out. Kokomo's not real.

That's not real. There you go.

Wait, really? It is. It's in Indiana.

What?

I mean.

It's easier to get to. Come on. You guys hear this song and, like, Shannon hear Margaritaville? People love these songs. They're good party songs. They're good vacation songs.

They're good.

Great summer songs. It's not like.

Remember when the Beach Boys were on Full House and Uncle Jesse joined the band?

That's right. And now he plays drums in the Beach Boys.

Just reminds me of a pineapple drink on the beach somewhere.

Yes. Hey, Denise, how you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Good, Denise. You don't sound happy. You sound like you need a little happiness in your life.

No, I am so happy. I'm driving to the gym. It's less than a week before my 50th birthday. Life is good.

Okay, then let's make you happier. What can I play for you?

Florida-Georgia Line Cruise. Oh, great one.

Well, you can tell everybody's thinking summer, aren't they? Makes you happy, doesn't it?

It's the best. It makes you so happy.

Do you have this in your workout playlist to listen to?

It's a little bit too slow for my workout playlist, but, like, rolling in the summertime, it's amazing.

When I first saw that bikini top on her She's popping right out of the South Georgia water Thought, oh, good Lord, she had them long-tailed legs Couldn't help myself, so I walked up and said Well, baby, you were torn You make me want to roll my windows down and cruise Now the back row, don't stop sign to the mid-air

These are all happy songs Ashley, what'd you want to say?

I was calling to say that I'm in agreement with Megan. My happy song is Rusted Roots. Send me on my way. All right. Well, you got to hear it. I appreciate you for having the right taste. Thank you for being correct. Thank you for validating our collective correctness.

We are the right ones here.

Tony, you're next up. What, Tony, what song is your happy song? Please don't tell me it's Rusted Roof something or other.

Oh, my God. Why are you such a hater today? But, I mean, it's in the title itself. I'm so happy about Pharrell. Oh, good one. Yeah, Pharrell.

Where are you at today, Tony?

Right on, I'm going to school in Beldo right now.

Yeah, and you stuck in a little bit of traffic? Yeah, a little bit. You know what? This is one of those ones where you turn it up. Will you sing along, please? Come on. Why? Because you're... Honk your horn to it. Come on, happy. There you go. I hope that it made you feel good today, okay? Oh, yeah. All right. Thank you. It's no rusted roof, but I like it. Mercedes?

Good morning. Hi.

Good morning. What's yours?

Okay, so my favorite song is, well, my happy song is Natasha Bedingfield written. Oh, my gosh. Oh, that's a good one.

That is one of those in my feelings type of a songs, too.

In my feelings, too.

Yeah.

Where are you this morning?

I just drive my kids off to school.

Oh, gosh. And by the way, that is a happy moment too, isn't it? Knowing that for the next few hours you got some peace and quiet.

Oh, my goodness, yes. Every day.

Okay. Well, I want you to turn this up. By the way, it's not raining or anything, is it? Is it nice out? Can you have the windows down this morning or is it too cold?

No, I can have the windows down. All right. Here, turn the window.

Roll those windows down. There you go. Sing at the top of your lungs. This is for Mercedes. Woo! Is that your real name or is that an alias? That's my real name. All right, here we go.

You can almost taste it. Release your inhibitions. Feel the rain on your skin. No one else can feel it for you. Only you can let.

No one else, no one else Can speak the words on your list

Don't treat yourself in words unspoken

Live your life without what all the do is

Bye, we love you

Love you too

We love you too I gotta end on this one here Because I know that if we end on this one We might actually get the artist to perform it for this fine listener Nikki Hi Are you there, Nikki?

I'm here.

Do you understand the topic that we're in right now? The topic is our happy songs. And we all shared with you our happy songs. What is your happy song?

B52's Love Shack. Oh, my gosh.

He's right here in the studio with us.

Yes. I have a very bad cold. Oh, my gosh. I don't know if Fred Schneider can come out.

Is that his name, Fred Schneider? Yeah.

Fred, are you here, Fred? Hi, Nikki.

Oh, my God.

He's here. Thank you for choosing my song. I love you. Love you, too. Can I sing a little to you? Oh, my God.

I would love it.

All right. If you see a faded sign at the side of the road that says 15 miles to the line. Oh, my God. He's got a little Bon Jovi. We're headed down the Ruther Freeway, looking for the love, getaway, come on girls, I got me a girl, it's as big as a well, and Nikki and I are headed down to the love shack, got me a car so hurry up and get your jukebox money

that was awesome that was great wasn't it guys yeah that's good by the way oh my god hold on a second tin roof rusted rusted root This is unbelievable How full circle did this come?

A show that sings together Stays together

Clap along if you feel like a room

Without a room Because I'm happy Clap along if you feel Come on now It's Mojo in the Morning

It's Mojo in the Morning Show Your home of the phone scams Tina bought some Tupperware on eBay Who buys, by the way, used Tupperware? Gross Spike is going to mess with her and her Tupperware with a phone scam.

Come on.

The world-famous Mojo in the Morning phone scam. Hello.

Hello, I'm trying to locate a Tina j*****, please.

This is Tina.

Tina, this is Rocky Noodelson calling from eBay, online auction.

Uh-huh.

Is this Tina with the username of Redwing j*****, is that you?

Yeah.

Calling you about a recent purchase that you completed on an auction, you purchased some red and white Tupperware.

Uh-huh.

You're aware it's used Tupperware, right?

Yeah.

You haven't used them, have you?

No.

You've handled them at all?

I took them out of the box to wash them.

Oh, jumping Josephina Marya New Who, Davey. Here's the problem. The guy that sold you those, he's a physicist at the University of Portland. This Tupperware was used with a substance called plectin. It's a highly radioactive material. And this guy would use this Tupperware in his lab.

I don't understand.

Well, it's highly radioactive material called plectin. This guy used to store and mix using that Tupperware. And then he went and put all this stuff on eBay. And like I said, there's about 26 different auctions. We're left to notify the purchasers now because this is just really dangerous. The fact that you touch this kind of makes me a little bit nervous. We're going to get you in to get checked out by your doctor.

Well, I did wash them.

Ma'am, I don't think you understand. You've got a f***ing atomic bomb in your house right now. We've got to send a hazmat team out there to collect on this. Where are they right now?

They're in the kitchen.

And are you in the kitchen?

Yeah.

Oh, okay. Listen, are you on a cordless phone?

Yeah.

Step out of that room, please. Quickly.

Okay.

Do you have plastic gloves?

They're in the kitchen.

I want you to go back into the kitchen and get the plastic gloves and put them on. But before you do, I want you to take a deep breath and don't breathe while you're in the kitchen.

What could this do to me?

Well, ma'am, I'm just from eBay. I don't have all the answers for you. I'm sure the federal agencies will be in contact with you about this material. But all I know is they told me it's dangerous, get it out of the house, and I'm supposed to notify everybody who was a part of these auctions. So I just need you to take a deep breath and go in and get those gloves and then come back out of the room.

Okay, well, I'm going to have to put the phone down.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay, you have the gloves? Uh-huh. You have a plastic trash bag? I should have told you to get that, too. Go back in and hold your breath. Go in and get a plastic trash bag, too.

Okay.

okay okay do you have the plastic bag yeah okay now i'm gonna need you to put the gloves on uh-huh and you're gonna go in now and be careful don't breathe while you're doing this plecting can be airborne and that's dangerous stuff you can stay on the phone with me i need you to go in and hold your breath put the tupperware in the plastic bag and then seal it shut okay okay well i'm gonna put the phone down okay well you could carry the phone and then once you have the bag sealed then you can talk to me well then i'll be breathing well take the bag outside then don't take a breath till then okay okay well i'm just gonna put the phone down

and go in and twist the bag and take it out and then i'll pick up the phone and tell you i did it

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

Okay, I'm going to have, we provided all your information to the agency that handles this kind of substance, and they're going to be in touch with you directly. They're going to come take care of it. Do you have a shovel so you can dig a hole?

No. No, I don't. I live in an apartment complex. What do you want me to do, bury the Tupperware?

You know, we were all talking here. We all agree. And I think your husband does. And everybody at Mojo in the Morning all think that nobody in their right mind should be using used Tupperware that they bought on eBay.

Oh, my God. We will, we will scam you. You're home with a phone scam.

This is Mojo in the Morning show. You've just been phone scammed, sugar. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Attention. Oh, God. Mojo in the morning, throwback throwdown. Coming up in minutes. It's the weekend. Yeah.

Are you ready?

The weekend.

Let's do it. Your attention, please. The weekend is landing.

Here we go. Party, party on the weekend. Come on. The weekend starts here.

All systems go.

Let's get out with the weekend.

Last weekend, I went out with my friends and we got totally wasted. Well, it sounds great to me. It's the weekend, baby.

Mojo in the Morning.

Here we go.

It's Mojo in the Morning's Throwback Throwdown.

Another week of the Throwback Throwdown, the contest we all love, bringing back some music that you haven't heard in a while. And if you guys know the title and artist, you have a chance to win a prize for a lucky listener. First pick in the draft goes to Nikki. Who do you choose, Spike, Shannon, Megan, or Mike?

Megan.

Two weeks in a row.

Nikki, are you sure? Yes. All right. I have been crying for weeks. I called you 18 times. I'm sure.

This is big. Is this for the prize or is this for the T-shirt? Because you'll know you'll win the T-shirt that says, I played the throwback throwdown with Megan and all I got was this T-shirt if she loses. Yeah, either one is great. Okay. Second pick in the draft goes to Dominique. Dominique, who are you choosing?

Shannon. Bye-bye. Happy Friday. Yay. Happy Friday to you. You got this, girl.

The next pick goes to Michelle. Michelle, who are you choosing? You got Spike or Mike?

I'm going with Mike.

All right. Wow. Spike, you said that wow. Like, why would you do that wow? I don't know. Pick last. Derek, you got Spike. Let's do it, Spike. All right. You got it. All right, guys, let's see what happens here today. You guys hang on the phone, and you can play along at home or in your car or wherever you are. Ellen's going to be our judge. We're on Instagram Live, so you can actually watch it at Mojo in the Mourn. First song in the throwback throwdown is...

Megan.

Megan. Kesha, die young? Yes, it is.

I hear your heart beat to the beat of my drums. Oh, what a shame that you came here with someone. So while you're here in my arms,

to take the most of the night like we're gonna die young.

Megan's got a big weekend planned. She's got a date today.

We're gonna die young.

Hey, can I point something out before we continue this game? How come I always get blocked out of Instagram Live? Oh. I'm not trying to be that guy, but how come I always get kicked out of stuff? Explain. What do you mean?

I tried to include you a couple weeks ago. We have to revisit that technology.

Why is it that you're not involved on the Instagram?

He's not in our studio, so he's not there.

This is the first week and two months that I was allowed to join it.

Sorry. I digress. I'm sorry. Mike, just win the contest and make everybody feel bad, okay? All right. You can do it, Mike. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback, Throwdown, is...

Spike. Spike. Kanye West, Through the Wire. Yes! I swear this right here gets me in the making, man.

I really apologize for this one right now. It's because it's unclear at all, man. They got my mouth through the wire. It's like I don't know exactly like six weeks.

I feel like I yelled that first.

I didn't hear you.

I didn't hear it, Mike. I didn't hear you. All right, I'm turning my mic up. Mike, you're having a rough day today, are you? It's all right. Did you yell it through Instagram? Mike never complains, too. He deserves to get a little complaints in every now and again. He's always so happy and cheerful and stuff. This is one of those days. Mike, is it that time? It is. Okay. We feel your pain. Score update, please, Ellen.

Spike and Megan each have one point. Shannon and Mike are not on the board yet.

All right. Let's get on the board. Next song in the Mojo of the Morning Throwback Throwdown is.

Who's on it? There's so many people.

Oh, Mike. Mike. Akon, David, get a sexy chick.

Yes, it is.

There's somebody else. You got it, Mike. I'm trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful.

I don't need your pity hype.

I need a pity hype.

This was a good song, wasn't it? Yeah. Yeah. Damn, girl.

It's the funniest song. I want to find the words to call you without being disrespectful. and the unedited version is Sexy B.

That's a respectful thing. It's the best you can come up with. Yeah, super respectful.

All right, score update, please, Ellen.

Spike, Mike, and Megan all have one point. They're tied up. Shannon, not on the board yet.

Zero. All right, Shannon. Zero. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback throwdown is...

Shannon.

Oh, God, Spike. Shannon.

Backstreet Boys' Shape of My Heart.

Yes, it is.

Thank you for that, by the way.

That was a gift. Throwing you a freebie. That was an alley-oop pass.

It's because she hasn't stolen any of my points this week.

Yeah, that's true.

Just trying to get you in the right headspace for your hot date tonight.

We haven't had a good Boydium song in a minute. Yeah.

Yes. All right. Everybody's on the board.

It's a four-way tie. One point each. Great.

Next song, in the Mojo in the Morning, throwback, throw down. Let's break this tie with...

I remember the commercial.

Yeah. Mitsubishi. I have no idea. Going a little obscure right now. It's a big song, though.

Still a whisper on my lips

Mike Mike Moby I was budging right there No Moby

I don't think you guys are going to get this one

I have no clue

Can we get clues?

Is it real? If all of us don't know it Can we get a clue?

No, because Mike already guessed

Yeah, but Mike guessed wrong

That's not how this game works. We don't play that way. It's like 2010-ish or something.

I'm going to guess. Shannon.

Shannon.

Daniel.

Daniel Bedingfield, Days Go By.

That's a good guess, though. It sounds like a Daniel Bedingfield. Spike, Megan, you guys have no clue. You want to just throw it?

I can't think of it.

Throw a guess out. Who is it?

I want to know now. You guys want a guess? No, it's okay. No.

All right. It's Dirty Vegas, and it's Days Go By. I've never heard of Dirty Vegas.

Yeah, Dirty Vegas had a couple. They all sounded like that. Nobody gets that one. All right.

Next song. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback Throwdown. Title and artist Everybody knows this song Is Mike Katy Perry Roar

Yeah He's coming back

This is your theme song Unless you're on Instagram live I'm in a lion

Cause I am a champion

And you're gonna hear me roar

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

You're gonna hear me roar All right, good game here. Right, guys?

Mike took the lead with that one. He's got two points and could win with the next one. And Spike, Shannon, and Megan are all tied with one point. We could tie it up with Mike on the next one.

Michelle, you want to win this game?

Yes, let's go.

Okay, I think that there's a very good chance of that. Otherwise, we're going to have to stop them, guys, right? Cheer on. Who's playing for you?

Go, Megan. Let's go, Shannon. All right, I got you, Derek.

Let's get more back.

We played with them enough.

Let's win this game.

All right, here we go. So, next song in the mojo in the morning, throwback, throw down, Michael for the win is Spike.

Spike. That is Outkast. Hey, yeah.

Yes, it is. Shake it, shake it, shake it. Shake it like the Polaroid picture.

all right oh okay what you really stopped it before the clapping section that's rude

Mike and Mike are tied with two points. They could both take it with the next one. Shannon and Meg each have one. Could make it interesting. Tie it up with the boys.

Do you like being called Meg?

You know what? I love you, Ellen. I actually hate being called Meg. For some reason, there are four people in my life that call me Meg and it doesn't bother me. Shannon and Ellen are two of them. I have a friend when I was little and my aunt. Everybody else calls me back.

I didn't even notice I did it. I like default. I like it, though. I'll be cognizant.

I was going to start calling you. Call me Meg. Will you call me Meg? Can I call you Peggy?

You can call me anything you'll like. Can you call me by your name? Hi, man. I love you.

All right.

She's so happy.

All right. Spike and Mike, you guys ready? Mike, you're not going to let him win. You can't let him win. No, not like this. I mean, seriously. You know, if you let him win the rest of the show, he's going to talk about his win. I already told Derek I was going to win. I'm telling you, I don't know about that There'll be Instagram lives all day About how he won Not for you, because you're blocked on Instagram There'll be Instagrams with lots of filters Saying I won, I won, I won Next song in the Mojo in the Morning throwback Throwdown Somebody get it but Spike That song is

A pretty girl Rock with it girl What's the name of the song? Spike for the win Sean Paul Temperature Buzzer. Get tweeted, girl. Put it on the mic. Come on, come on. Turn the radio on. Mike. Mike. Sean Paul, Sia, turn the radio on. Buzzer. Oh.

Spike.

Megan. Megan. It is Sia, Sean Paul, Cheap Thrills. Yes. Yes. Yes.

She did that when I heard it. Okay. I let it play all the way through because I didn't know if there's clapping.

You

We've had good contests the past few weeks. Spike, Mike, and Megan are all tied up with two points. Any of them can take it with the next one, or Shannon could make it a four-way tie with the next one.

Okay. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, throwback, throwdown, is... Oh, um, uh, blah, blah, blah, blah. What's the name of the song? Spike. Spike for the win. Eminem and Dr. Dre, Forgot About Dre. Yes, it is! Yeah! Like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips. What's the gibberish? Mike! Got about Dre. Nowadays, everybody want to talk. Like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips. Look how disappointed I'm hearing, Mike. Look how disappointed I'm hearing. She just, like, leaves. She runs out. You didn't want to. I wish you guys could see the disappointment on my face, but you can't because I'm not on Instagram Live. Oh, that's so mean that we do that to him. Derek, happy Friday.

Yeah, happy Friday.

This is the home of the throwback throwdown. So yesterday I had a call come in and I was waiting for a call and the area code and the number looked very similar to that. So I picked up because I normally don't pick up unless I have you saved in my phone or your number is identified and I know who you are. Because I get nonstop telemarketing calls all the time it seems like now.

So annoying.

I got one of those infamous car warranty telemarketer calls. First off, has anyone ever bought the warranty from the people that are calling? Call me and tell me if that happens.

We won't touch you.

No. We just want to talk to you. Is it a good deal or not? I don't even listen to the deal, for God's sakes. So this happened while I was going to the bathroom. I was sitting on the toilet, and I was waiting for the call. We love you, too. I don't know why that went wrong. I was waiting for the call from, you know, actually it was my tax guy to tell me that my taxes were ready. And so I picked up the phone, and it was pause, pause, pause, and then, hello, is this Thomas? And I'm like, yes. Thomas, did you know that your Jeep warranty, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and starts going, I'm like, for God's sakes. And then I was sitting on the toilet going, you know what? I'm going to have a little fun Because I like talking to people I do like to talk to people And so I figured you know what I'm going to do I'm going to actually Continue to talk to this person While I'm on the toilet And flush the toilet a few times And I'm going to make some other loud noises A couple of times Because I had to make some noises while I was on the toilet

Now it was the other ones

Coming out of my bootot And I'm talking And the guy at one point goes Says Are you on the toilet And I said Why yes I am And I said matter of fact if you were trying to sell me Something that was toilet related I think that I would be more apt to do that

Why didn't you record this book

I wish I had the ability to do it I was honestly talking to this guy for at least 10 minutes But here's the most interesting thing We got into a discussion over Toilet paper And we're like what's You know what's your favorite toilet paper Because I just like was randomly just throwing stuff out there And I found out from this guy This is the most amazing thing I did not buy a warranty for my jeep Which I don't even have the jeep What I found out was What's the best toilet paper that doesn't clog your toilets Do you want to know the answer is This guy told me Angel soft toilet paper

For some reason I don't know

I'm trusting some man that called me up Do you guys ever mess with telemarketers when they call you?

All the time. I live here. I try to keep them on the phone as long as possible. If I get them over 20 minutes, I feel like I've succeeded.

Which is funny because by doing that, it shows you that we have nothing else going on in our lives.

Oh, yeah.

But it's so much fun, isn't it, to talk to them for a while. Yes.

If you're wondering and they're scamming you and you know they're scamming you and they're asking for a credit card. That's how they always want to get you at first. There are websites dedicated to fake credit cards that will work for a certain amount of time, so you can keep them on the line long enough, but it doesn't actually go anywhere. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you were Googling that while you were talking about it? Oh, yeah.

I look up credit card numbers that are fake that will keep them on the phone longer.

And they don't know that they're fake numbers?

It takes a while for it to not go through. So it'll say it's a real card, but no transaction will happen. So you know when they tape in a number, they'll be like, that's not a real number. If you lie to them right off the bat, they're like, why you lie to me? So it'll look like it works at first. And then when they try to charge it, it won't go through.

My favorite is when Spike does the phone scams and people will say, what's your phone number? And he'll go, two, three, four, two, two, two, two.

You know, do you like that? So you should do that next time with the credit card thing. First off, these telemarketers are ridiculous. They're crazy, and they'll continue to keep on calling you. But somebody told me that if you mess with them long enough, they'll take you off the line because they realized they wasted too much time with you. Oh, yeah. So in that case, it probably worked. Go back to the auto warranty thing for just one second. Cindy, what's up?

Hi. My husband actually got scammed by him because they told him that the car that we bought the car from demanded that we have to have it under warranty.

Oh, really?

And they said that it's because it's an investment for their vehicle that you are purchasing.

So, wait, so they told him, and he actually fell for it, and did he purchase the warranty?

Yeah, he did. We closed our bank account because I'm like, uh-uh, not paying for this. No. I mean, they don't cover anything. I've gone through all the different things that can go wrong with the car, and they're like, well, no, that's not covered. Oh, what a waste. Well, no, that's not covered. Oh, my gosh.

Sarah, what's up?

it's mojo in the morning hi hi so at work we get a lot of um spam calls and stuff like that and we always have to answer the phone no matter what because we work in customer service and things so usually it's like uh your amazon account's been hacked or something like that or your paypal account so we have made up a fake identity i guess and keep them on the line for like 30 minutes or so and say you know this is our name this is a fake social security number and all this stuff and then by the time they have gotten it because it's a kind of a dirtyish name so he's created where that should be a red flag that it's a fake that we're messing with them they get so mad and they start cussing at us but they waste really the telemarketers actually will start swearing at

you aren't these recorded aren't these recorded lines that the scammers are calling from yeah

Yeah, they say they are, but it's kind of funny because there's times where one person has also said hits of them, like, oh, I was just practicing, and I knew you were playing around, and we're reading from a script and everything. Like, they kind of, like, confessed that they were a scam. It was so funny. But, yeah, we always keep it.

My favorite is the person who can't read from the script, you know, and they're trying to read from the script, and then they end up having screw-ups. What's happening, Nancy?

oh my god i have a crazy story for you guys yeah what did you guys do to a telemarketer so uh dte supposedly dte always calls us to tell us that they're going to shut off our power

so uh yeah because that real quick that's just what dte does they just call you to tell you

that they're shutting off your power all right go ahead yes yeah yeah so my husband decides to mess of them and he's giving them a fake name he he said that his name was paul bunyan and from big bonelet kentucky which is an actual place by the way really and uh this guy is asking for our bank information so he's like yeah our bank is you know fisherman's wharf bank and it's totally frustrating the guy because he's like i don't see it in my system oh you know so he puts it on hold for five minutes, comes back. My husband says, you know, how often does this work for you guys to scam people? And the telemarketer starts yelling expletives, saying, you know, what he was going to do to me, I'm going to do this to your wife. Oh, no. Oh, God. So my husband hangs up, and a second later, he gets a text from this guy, and it said, little penis.

Man. I miss complaining about the heat Shut up

This is Mojo in the Morning

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30

Alright, start off with Selena Gomez She just announced that she's taken a little break from social media A pause After responding to all of those rumors about her alleged feuds with Kylie Jenner and Hailey Bieber The Mean Girls, as we are going to call them from now on If you missed the Dirty yesterday Kylie and Haley are now trying to save face and say they weren't mocking Selena's newly laminated eyebrows.

I'm very happy. I'm so blessed. I have the best friends, the best fans in the whole world, and I just couldn't be happier. And, yeah, I'm going to be taking a second from social media because this is a little silly, and I'm 30. I'm too old for this. So, but I love you guys so much and I will see you guys sooner than later. I just, I'm going to just take a break. Yeah, she also made headlines yesterday after she defended Taylor Swift in the comments section of a resurfaced TikTok where Hailey Bieber pretends to gag after Taylor Swift's name was mentioned. Selena writes, so sorry, my best friend is and continues to be one of the best in the game. Paris Hilton recently had a baby. We talked about this yesterday. She announced on her podcast this week that she named her new baby boy Phoenix. Well, and I love when the Internet does this. a resurface clip from over a year ago shows Ellen DeGeneres guessing that name when Paris was a guest on her show.

You said you'll have two or three. Will they also be named a country or a city or something like that to go along with you? Yes, but I'm not going to say yet because I'm scared someone will steal the name. Argentina? I'm not telling you. All right, then. I'll guess it. I will. Phoenix.

And then she just looks to her publicist behind her. Right. Or did she guess it or did she put it in Paris' head? Yeah, I don't know.

Well, Paris actually already had the name. She's had it for a long time. Speaking of Paris Hilton, in the latest issue of Glamour magazine, she reveals that her first sexual encounter was non-consensual. Happened when she was 15. She claims her abuser was an older guy she met at a mall in California who allegedly slipped something into her drink and took advantage of her. And she said in this interview that she and her girlfriends would hang out at this one specific mall every weekend. And these older guys would always be hanging around as well, go to the stores that they went to, talk to the girls, give them their beeper or pager numbers and so on. And one day, this group of men invited Paris and her girlfriends to their house where they were given some berry wine coolers to drink. And Paris said she didn't really drink. They kind of pressured her to drink. After a few sips, she immediately started to feel really dizzy, passed out, woke up a few hours later, and she said she just knew that something had happened. She said, I remembered it. I had visions of him on top of me, covering my mouth, being like, you're dreaming, you're dreaming, and whispering that in my ear. I did not know this, and I don't know how I missed this, but Pink and Madonna are not friends. They don't like each other.

They're not friends with anybody. Nobody has anything nice to say about Madonna at home.

Well, so this is so silly to me, but they had a falling out. Okay, Pink's now talking about this.

Madonna doesn't like me. No, I do understand it. I think that she tried to kind of play me on Regis and Kelly, and I didn't, I'm not, you know, I'm not the one. So it didn't work out. It's just such a silly story because I actually love Madonna. I love her no matter what. Like, I still love her. I love her.

Yeah, so apparently Madonna didn't like Pink's joke when they were both on live with Regis and Kelly years and years ago.

But it sort of got twisted around that I was, like, fangirling and was dying to meet Madonna when, in actuality, she invited me into her dressing room. And so I just said a joke when Regis brought me out. He's like, how does it feel to me? Like, I mean, I heard you're just falling over yourself backstage. How does it feel? I'm like, I thought she wanted to meet me.

That's a good joke.

It's a great joke. Didn't sit well with Madonna, so that was it.

Huh. Why is Pink going on a tirade of telling all the people that she hates or dislikes or don't like her? Well, she's doing press this week because we just did the big album release on Friday. So she's doing a lot of interviews and people are finding all these little nuggets because she hasn't talked in public in a long time.

Go look up Cher talking about Madonna. Cher hates her. Really?

It's hysterical. Next hour, another chance to qualify for that. trip for two to Hollywood to attend live with Kelly and Ryan's special live after Oscar show. We're going to give you a $50 cash card just for qualifying. We're also going to draw our grand prize winner. So make sure you are listening for all of today's Dirty. Check out the Dirty page on TheDirtyInTheMorning.com. I'm going to show you tonight

I'm all right, all right, it's fine And I'm a tool on set, I'm so good

Let's go! Mojo in the mornings, Dirty on the 30 And another world-famous phone scam is next Your call may be monitored or recorded That's our favorite part of the job And we get to give away prizes This is the very last qualifier for the iHeartRadio Music Awards. I can't believe this is now in its 10th year. The iHeartRadio Music Awards gets bigger every year. We celebrate the most played artists and songs on iHeartRadio stations across country, including this one. And they have cool performances, surprise duets and collaborations. And, of course, speeches that are a little off the wall and probably shouldn't happen on Fox Network. But it does. And we love that. So let's go find a winner. Color 95. The final qualifier is Haley. Hi, Haley. Oh, I didn't push the...

button. Hi, Haley. Hi. Hi. Congratulations. Yeah, thank you so much. We're glad to have you on this

morning. Congratulations. You're our final qualifier and there's going to be a trip for two to the iHeartRadio Music Awards, which has round trip flights and two nights hotel stay and of course, tickets to the big award show. Who would you take with you? I would want to say my

boyfriend, but he doesn't really like the music I like, so I'd have to find a friend. Okay. Yeah,

You'll have to find a friend because you don't want him moping around Los Angeles and Hollywood and ruining the moment. Exactly. All right. Hang on the line because I'm going to put you on hold because we're about to pick the grand prize. This is it now. We've been qualifying people all week. Every qualifier get a $100 gift card from Visa. And now it's time to pick the grand prize winner. I know that KP has a bunch of people on hold here that qualified all week. And our winner, Shannon, join me in welcoming Spencer.

Hey, Spencer.

Hello. Spencer, congratulations. You did. You won the grand prize. You're going to the iHeartRadio Music Awards.

Oh, my gosh. I don't think I've ever won anything.

Okay, this is a big one then.

Yeah, this is going to happen March 27th. It's going to be live on Fox while we're all watching it on TV. You're going to be in the Dolby Theater in Los Angeles. Who knows who you'll be rubbing shoulders with? Will it be Taylor Swift, Drake, Lizzo? I mean, there's so many big stars that are nominated and so many big announced performers about to come our way.

By the way, this is a trip for two. It's round-trip flights for you and your guests. We've got transportation covered to and from the airport. We're covering your hotel. You are just supposed to go and have a great time.

You think you could do that? Oh, my gosh. So, yeah, I think I can do it. Perfect. Congratulations. Thank you so much for listening. We appreciate you. We're going to hook you up with all the information you need. And, by the way, we're just one hour away from another big announcement, Shannon. We're sending more listeners to Hollywood.

That's right. To go to the live after Oscar show with Kelly and Ryan.

Yeah. Be listening to the 930 Dirty for that. We're excited.

There is something in Megan's house that is trying to kill her. And it's not your brother nor your dog.

Shockingly enough. What is it? You would think they'd be at the top of the list. I think it's a demon.

A demon.

My only plausible explanation at this point, because every time I go down into my basement, I seem to get severely injured. And I don't know what it is, but I think that my house is very old. It's by a creepy ravine. Did something happen there? and and this the spirit this demon wants its house back maybe but there is a pattern here so so far I have fallen down the stairs to my basement with like when I say a giant glass jar I mean a giant it was the size of my torso it dropped and shattered and hit the ground before I did and then I slid at the glass it was terrifying it was absolutely terrifying but But then this past weekend, I was setting up a weightlifting bench, and I had a giant metal post fall down, hit me on the very top of my head. I had a huge knot on the top of my head. I'm pretty sure I was concussed. Don't worry. I went to sleep almost immediately afterwards, which that's proper procedure. You can't tell me otherwise. No, it was late at night. I was very tired, and I was like, this is not a good choice, but what are you going to do? What are you going to do? But now I think that they're trying to get me to move out of this house.

They don't like you living there, the spirits that you're saying.

I mean, it's actually kind of scary to go into my basement because I do have a pattern of getting injured down there.

Quick question here. What are you setting up a weight bench for?

Don't worry about it. I'm a strong, independent woman. I know. I understand that.

But I'm just asking that. What TV shows have you been watching lately?

No, I got a weightlifting kit for Christmas. Don't ask me why. I don't know. Really? You know what? You just got to set it up for your dad and say thank you. And then he's like, why aren't you using it? And then you send a picture of it set up in the basement. Oh, that's the only reason why we did it. Wow.

Wow.

The spirits in Megan's basement.

Right. I mean, she's claimed before that her house is haunted, and it just seems like every month there's a new incident to reinforce that.

Isn't there something that we can do? Like, can we go on some website? We'll show the haunted houses in the area, and we'll find out if this house ever has been haunted. Like, did somebody die there or anything?

Well, I know somebody died very, like, no joke. Somebody died in the house I grew up in. And I felt her presence there because I did a lot of research. I found out who it was. I felt her there. And sometimes I would talk to her and sometimes she would close and open doors. And I would tell her not to and it would stop. But I never got hurt. I feel like it's kind of scary that I'm getting hurt a lot down there. Maybe you're just real clumsy. I mean, that's logical, but I'm not a logical person, Jim. I like demons better.

I'm watching this show with Lucy right now on Disney called The Secrets of Sulphur Springs, and literally it's this. It's like there's a spirit in the basement that causes bad things to happen to people. That's why I asked what you're watching lately. Are you on Disney Plus looking for things to watch?

Well, I've been watching The Witcher, and there is a lot of, like, monsters and stuff in there. That's also probably the connection that I'm making here, Shannon. Thank you again for your logical explanations. But why am I getting hurt so much specifically just in my basement?

I have no idea.

Or are you making up a story here so you don't ever have to go down there and use said wait, Kit?

No. Okay. My brother was with me, and here's how you know the injury was bad. So it had an adjustable backrest on it, right? And my dumbass, I put it on top of my head while I was reading the instructions because I was confused. And if I put the backrest on my forehead, it was going to tell me how to properly install it. What happened was there was a swinging metal post on the back of it, and it was directly standing up, and gravity just brought it down. So it swung down and smoked me on the top of the head. My brother was next to me, and he just got quiet. And I definitely cried. It hurt really bad, you guys. I started crying immediately. I screamed right away. And my brother just waited two minutes and then went, that hurt? You okay? You knew it was bad because we just sat in silence for a minute while I composed myself.

I would not go down in that basement if you're by yourself. Because could you imagine if that same thing happened to you and your brother wasn't there to witness it or to hear it? Totally a ghost. Right. No, but then you die in the basement by yourself or something. You know what I mean?

Right.

You got nobody there to save you.

Oh, well, I can't lift weights down there because I'm going to get stuck under them.

You should never lift weights by yourself without a spotter there.

Right, right, right, right. Right. That's safe.

Have you ever been a weight lifter before? I did.

I used to do, like, CrossFit and stuff, so.

Okay.

Yeah.

Teresa?

For some reason, we thought that was the gift this year, you guys, so we're going to go with it. Yeah.

By the way, when dad, wait, real quick, Teresa. So when dad gives you that, does it, like, because my dad used to give me, always give me fitness gifts. And every time my dad gave me fitness gifts, I really was always taking it as dad knew that I was unfit and I needed to get fit somehow.

Well, technically it was for my brother, but it was really interesting that the first time he got some fitness related stuff, it was when he was living with me. Isn't your dad super into fitness now? He is. Maybe he's just trying to bond. I think that's also a big part of it.

Oh, we got Teresa's dogs getting a little antsy to get on the radio here. Teresa, what's up?

I just wanted to tell Megan she needs to sage her house.

Oh, yeah. Do you have sage? I have a lot of sage I can give you, Meg. I don't know how to do it. You literally just light it.

There's plenty of ideas online on what to do.

I go corner to corner if you're true. Okay.

You actually sage your house? Me? What are you saging from?

I just want positive energy in there.

Wow, I didn't know that that was something you do. I did it when I moved in.

I don't love the smell.

You did that when you moved in your apartment?

Yeah, and I caught myself and realized it was utterly ridiculous because it was a brand new building. There was no history. I was like, what am I saging? Nobody was here before me.

Just a good year. Yeah, I was this close to hiring a priest to come in. I thought that was the next option.

No, just sage your house. I have a new grandson. I have a new grandson, and there was a little girl that was keeping him awake at night. Oh, my gosh. So I staged the entire house.

Was it that little girl or was it that loud dog in the background there that's barking the entire time?

It wasn't my dog.

Okay.

Oh, she already laughed. I was going to say, Rebecca Rosen, who is the psychic medium we have on our show from time to time, has always said if you feel someone's presence in your home...

Just be vocal and tell them to please leave you alone And they should oblige And go away I don't know

That's just like siblings too with your brother If your brother ever does that Rebecca Rosen says leave me alone Sean What's going on Arielle

Hi good morning guys Morning So first of all I ride horses for a living And I've had a really bad concussion And they told me to sleep Because your brain is a muscle Excuse me and you need to relax. So sleeping's great. You did the right thing. Second of all, get yourself some crystals, girl, and put them downstairs. Get that bad juju out of there. Don't get yourself hurt anymore. Bad juju. Save your place. Call Rebecca.

Give her a buzz.

Or let me come and try to talk to the ghosts. I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm so fascinated.

There you go. Just call them the ghosts.

Let's hear you, Mike.

If there is a spirit in Megan's downstairs, nope, nope, nope. If there's a spirit in Megan's basement right now, knock three times if you're down to lift some weights.

Trying to get a swall demon?

A swall demon? Do you even lift, bro?

Watch out, watch out, watch out, watch out, make some noise. for mojo Mike Shannon for mojo

yeah yeah yeah alright we're gonna need a little audience participation on this one here here's the deal I've been seeing this thing all over TikTok and every time I see it it's got me like now overthinking how I get in and out of my car when you get into your car are you butt first Or head first Because that debate has been The debate that everybody has been asking about Do you Butt first And sit down into the car Or do you put your head in And then put your leg in And then get into the car That's a debate

Because you don't think about it

Until you watch this video And then you're like How do I get in the car

He's diving in head first You've got to put your butt in first

Well, they say that people do it differently, and it's interesting because what Mike just said is the truth, and it's probably happening with you too, Mike. I'm overthinking it so much that now I don't know how the hell to get in my car anymore because it's kind of got me confused. Yeah, I tried both ways. I tried the head and butt. I'm butt first, but I see other people do a head first. This morning, I was leg and head first on getting into it. Like, I was like, I put my leg in first.

I shuffle my leg and my butt cheek follows Because how are you getting in there without If you're going head first You're going to lose your balance You have to get your butt down on the seat

You have to step into your car

You step up into it You kind of need a little hoist

Actually I'm neither I'm neither head nor butt You know what I am I'm all the crap that I put in That's what I put in first I load it into the passenger seat And then I kind of just force my body in.

I throw my bag across to the passenger seat.

Why I do this, I have no idea. I keep mine over, all my stuff over my shoulder and my arm and kind of like get in and throw it in.

By the way, this is a very small car that we got in here. But say, for instance, this is the car. Yeah, let me see. All right, let me dip the music down so the music doesn't... Hold on.

Mojo's got a visual on TikTok Live. You can see him sliding into his car simulation.

If this doesn't work, I'm going down to the parking lot, and we're going and we're broadcasting live in the parking lot. Yeah, I'm curious. Wait, what are you sitting on? It's a little stool. It's a little stool. So I open up the car door.

First brush all the McDonald's fries off the seat. Did you eat one? I would, too. Gotta eat one. Can't waste one.

And I do this. I get in, I put the thing in. With your leg. And then I put my head in, because I got the old spit thing in.

I almost always grab the handle.

So your leg, head, butt is your order. Leg, head, butt.

How do you guys do it? You guys can try this out.

I seriously do the same thing. My entire body goes in at the same time. Yeah.

There's no way you can put your entire body in. He's little. You too. Yeah, you can. No, butt first. Throw yourself in there. I think I put one hand on the...

Wait, you're not getting it that way because that's the left side. You wouldn't need to do that this way? Yeah, go the other way. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay. All right, good. Okay.

I think my whole body, I step in and my butt goes down first.

So the butt is the last participant in the car.

No, I think my head's the last. Okay. Use that chair as a stool. When I'm seated, I swing my head in.

Yeah. How do you do it, Shanna?

I don't know. I really don't.

I slide across the car.

Starhood. Like Dukes of Hazzard style?

I must get in butt. So your butt first?

They say women are butt first.

But are you really? Because you're small too. So I wonder if you step in and you just don't realize you're stepping in.

No, we have to keep our legs closed.

Yeah, but can your butt.

Come on, you're not keeping your legs closed.

No, I have to. So I have a wrangler and I don't have a runner to step up. onto it so i have to put my leg in first but i have to like put my butt in with my back towards the console and the steering wheel is like on my right so that i can keep my legs as closed as possible if i'm wearing like a dress or something yeah like sundress and then scoot around yeah

i it is well and also it's interesting because you don't have the runners on the side of yours and you have to step up into it that's that's kind of a taller vehicle right your uh your jeep

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Are you Mike?

Thank you.

Mojo in the morning show. So how do you do it? Butt first, head first. What do we got, Mindy?

If you have back problems, you have to put your butt first with your back to the car.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's kind of my issue.

And then swing your feet around.

Swing your feet. I feel like this is like the cube. Swing your partner, right in back. A side cartwheel. You gotta keep your skeleton straight

So you don't hurt yourself

Speaking of songs, I feel like this is the Cupid Shuffle Ever since I started watching this thing on TikTok I don't know how to do it So I'm like, can't somebody come up with some kind of a song Like, butt first, foot next Something like that

Down, down, sit your butt Do your dance, sit your butt Got to drive to the store.

I'm very confused by this texter that says, okay, but how do you get out of the car? Well, you have to get out with feet first.

I go feet first. Doesn't everybody?

I go first. I duck and tumble right out onto the pavement.

What's up, Jill?

Good morning. Well, I had a comment about getting in the car first, but I was going to say I get in like leg first and then butt because I have long legs. And I thought that was why. But now knowing Spike does the same thing I'm not so sure But then to get out of the car Again with the long legs I feel like I have to unfold myself out of a car Unless it's like a big truck What kind of car are you driving? Well now I have an SUV But when I had a Honda Accord It was tiny And I'm like unfolding myself out of the vehicle But no I guess now we're going to just be Dive bombing out of our cars Because we don't know how to get out

Well I've got to be honest I have to amend my answer because I realize now I go in penis first because my anaconda is just so large. It precedes me by about, you know.

I don't want none, huh?

Is this a chiropractor on the phone with us right now? Who is this, Jen? Yes, good morning.

So I'm a chiropractor.

Tell us how we're ruining our spines every day.

Yeah, so the proper way, especially for, you know, when we see people that have back issues, but the proper way is butt first. so that way you can keep your posture when you sit down so you're still facing outside when you sit down but then you kind of swing your whole body that way you're able to keep your back in line

so butt but then swing your feet at your legs in after that yep and same with getting out you get

your legs first you swing back out and that way you can stand up with proper posture okay here's

another question and this is not you know this is not uh tick tock related but how do you guys get in bed because I jump into bed and Chelsea goes, why do you jump into bed? I'm not one of those people that sits on the side of the bed and then puts my legs

over. It's supposed to be the same.

I dive in, shoulder roll, something like that.

I do one butt cheek first, I think.

Do you? And roll on. And are you usually clothed or unclothed? Well, I'm

unclothed and then my wife says, will you please put something on? What's going on, Kayla?

Hi. I'm at McDonald's And y'all have to be getting out of the line In the drive-thru Trying to figure out how do I get back in the car

I'm telling you this thing is I've been obsessing it With this thing for a while since I've been seeing it All over the place and it's caused me Every time that I've gotten into my car To get in my car a totally different way Kayla Do you ever get this way because I drive a lot So I'm usually the person driving When I'm a passenger I don't know How to get into the passenger side of the car

See, I don't know Because I'm always driving

When I try and get in Mojo's car

I gotta climb in like it's a jungle gym Because he's even higher than mine

But do you ever have a hard time getting in You know, from the left?

compared to going in from your right?

No, because I don't think about what I'm getting in, but as soon as I put the seatbelt on, it feels super weird because it's crossing the wrong side of the chest. Oh, yeah.

I used to love, when I was pregnant and I could not get in the car by myself, Andrew would make a seat out of his hands and he would just push me in. Boost me in? And that was the best. Honestly, I kind of miss that. Why don't ballet do that? I did nothing. I just sat there and he loaded me into the car.

Did his push ever get a little too much, though? Did you ever push and fly over to the other side?

No.

No? Never went that way? All right. Well, there you go. So what we'd like everybody to do is on this TikTok, or if you're not on TikTok yet, go check it out.

Do it, do it, and let us know. Show us how you do it.

And then you post and tag us and tell us what's going on. Everybody go into their car and tell us, butt first, head first. All right? Everybody today.

Every single person today is going to be like, how do I do that? Butt first or head first. please hashtag it the mojo is mojo butthead challenge wait no that's not the it's only

five bucks mentality has cost us about 10 grand if we add it up anybody want to make a starbucks run

this is mojo in the morning it's uh mojo in the morning so shannon you need to officially clean them out detach yourself from your children's uh personal uh devices right

Yeah. So both of my kids have iPads. Lucy's eight, Smith's five. And the other day I was picking them up at Andrew's picking up the kids and he handed me one of the iPads. He handed me Lucy's iPad and he goes, I think we need to change. We need to wipe this iPad clean and you need to take off your iCloud account. And we created one for Lucy because she got an iPod for Christmas. But I was just too lazy and never did it to her iPad. And I, like, I said, what? My? What did you see? And he said, I didn't see anything. But she's been, she has access to all 48,040 of my photos that are on there. Oh, really? And he said.

Because it's all in the cloud or something?

Because it's all in the cloud. And he's like, truly, I didn't see anything. But she's been showing all of these photos to Andrew's girlfriend and her kids. And he's like, I just don't ever want there to be a situation where there is something in there that she shouldn't see. And he's like, so I'm being proactive here and just telling you, wipe it clean right now. And let's start from scratch with this iPad.

Yeah. It's funny because I know a lot of families will share the same account. Which we do. And a lot of times moms and dads don't realize that sharing the same account with children, sometimes you may have a photo or two that should not be seen. Has that ever happened? Have any of our listeners ever been accidentally exposed because their kids got to see something?

I said that to Wes because he's like, why is Lucy's iPad here? She's not here. And I'm like, oh, you've got to help me do this. I've got to wipe it clean and then put her thing. He got wide-eyed. And I was like, there's nothing on here. Like, if there's anything even a teeny bit, you know, sketchy that I wouldn't want Lucy to see, I delete and delete and delete and delete and delete. But I think it's more so because he's like, well, even stuff that you do with your friends, like you guys being idiots, you know, when you go out, you don't want her seeing all that stuff. Right. Or, I mean, there's probably boobs on past travel at the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

Yeah. I mean, all the shenanigans that you get yourself into.

Oh, Lucy's probably seen me in my Spanx. She's probably seen your boobs. for sure

844-MOJO-LIVE or text 95500 how have your kids accidentally seen your nudes because the other one too is the parents who do this where they let their kids like just to shut them up at a restaurant play on their phone

oh I do that

I know but your stuff is there like your things are in there

well it's the same thing as your iPad essentially

I understand that's a good do you guys have it can you is there a way do they have it on these on all your devices on Apple or Android devices where you can lock out the pictures? You have to put a code in to go into the pictures? Or is it just that, the dirty apps that are available for that?

iPhone has like a hidden folder, but anybody could go in there. It's not like locked or anything. I don't even know why they do that. I know. Once you get into the phone,

you have access pretty much to your photos, right? Right. So the other thing too is they'll go in there sometimes and they can delete things. you know you may want a picture or something like that or you that's what i worry about like even

when i give my phone to my daughters they want to send themselves pictures that we took i'm like don't delete anything like because then they'll be like i don't like this picture i don't like

this picture i'm like no no no i don't know they delete their own pictures that they're taking of

them and i'm like i don't care if you like it that's my memory you take your own photos in

your own phone don't touch mine but you have the rule too that you can't don't scroll too far back Yeah.

day's picture. Ah, this weather is great. Ever wonder why we're dumb enough to live here this time of year? This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning Show. It is so good to have you guys here with us. It's good to be back too after being away on a vacation. I am going to go on record and say this because vacations have been scarce for many. but I used to hate vacations. I used to be the type of person that would go away on vacation, and the entire time that I was away on vacation, all I would be thinking about is the show.

It's true. And email and text.

I have no idea what got into me, but I now look back on vacations that I went with my family. We would go everywhere from Great Wolf Lodge to Chicago for a trip, to Florida, to Disney. We even took our kids one time. I have no idea why we did this, but we took our kids on a road trip so that our kids could cross the Mississippi, and we ended up going to Dubuque, Iowa, which I have no idea why we went to Dubuque. Well, our kids wanted to cross the Mississippi. They wanted to be able to, for some reason, they were learning about it. So we're like, oh, let's do it. Oh, I dreaded every moment of it. Now, would I do that ever again? No, I'm never going to cross the Mississippi ever again unless I have to cross the Mississippi. I won't do it just for a trip, but I will enjoy my trips more. I will enjoy my time with my family, and I really did enjoy this time. It was a lot of fun. Luke and I did a ton of golf. We went down to Florida and visited Joe and Jed and Ashley in the Joe Show down in Tampa. he he's taken up golf so it was really fun to be able to spend time with him but Chelsea and I also got to have some alone time too which was nice you know now that the kids are getting a little bit older and stuff and Luke can you know be by himself so Chelsea and I ended up going to there is a if you ever go down to Tampa Florida there is this there's this bar that is really cool. It's right on the water. And what the hell is it called? Hula Bay or something like that. And Chels and I went to go have drinks. Oh, Salt Shack. It's called Salt Shack. So if you do go down there, go check it out. And Chels and I sat at the bar, overlooks the bay. It was beautiful. It was like something picturesque. A lot of people getting drunk and having fun. And she had to go to the bathroom. So I ordered the drinks. And I said to the, to the bartender, I would like to have tequila on the rocks and a Miami vice. And the bartender said, okay, no problem. And as the bartender comes to put the drinks down in front, now Chelsea's back from the bathroom of Chelsea and I, she puts the tequila in front of me And the Miami Vice, the pink and white slushy drink Which, by the way, a Miami Vice, for those who don't know Is a pina colada mixed with a strawberry daiquiri How do you do that? Kisses It was supposed to be a chef's kiss But you just sounded like a Demogorgon from Stranger Things I was trying to do the kisses So, I said, oh, no And I grabbed the glasses and I switched them.

And the female bartender gave me a little bit of attitude saying, oh, so you can't keep up.

Oh, wow. She was trolling you.

Yeah. And I thought to myself, in this day and age of non-gender specific things, we should non-gender specific our drinks. So I kind of had a conversation with Chelsea about that. And Chelsea started laughing. She thought it was cute and stuff and said it was funny. And she says, does that make you want to order, you know, like, you know, brown alcohol? Because I usually only order brown alcohol if I go into a bar where if I ordered a Miami Vice, the guy would probably throw me out of the bar. Like, that's the only time that I'll ever say I'll have an old fashioned or something like that. I'm like, no, this is the best. This is where you got to have that drink, right? You got to have that, that the, the, the drink that's refreshing. And beach side.

You're on vacation, yeah. Like a tequila. If you're sitting under a palm tree, you can order a frozen. Tequila is like if you had a bad day at home.

For Chelsea, she likes it because it's limited calories and quick to get drunk.

I'm saying for you, you wanted to seize the moment you were on vacation on the beach. No, and that's why you ordered the Miami Vice.

Oh, you're giving the excuse for me to give it to the bartender? That's my excuse. Excuse me. Hey, ma'am, you have that frosty machine behind you. Why would I not order one of those drinks?

I don't have that frosty machine at home.

Yeah, exactly. I want that thing. And I wonder, this happens a lot. Maybe we can have listeners share with us. Who's in a relationship where their significant other drinks a more manly drink than them? Are there any guys that are willing to call themselves out over what they drink and tell us what does your wife drink? Who wears the pants in your family, so to speak, drink-wise? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548.

When she came over and commented about your drink, you should have started telling her the story about how you wanted to drive across a Mississippi to Iowa. She would have been regretted ever talking to you.

She actually, by the way, was kind of nice towards the end of the thing because every time she would make a drink that looked fruitier than my drink, I would ask her what it was. And so she would, eventually when she would get a drink order for something, she would go, it's a pink teeny or something like that. By the way, if I, did you know that there are guys, and I don't know if you've ever seen this before, there are guys that don't like when they go to a bar and they put the drink in what they think is a girl glass. Like they don't like the skinny, like, you know, like the champagne glass, if that's

Or, like, the martini glass that's, like, very fancy.

Yes, they like the, you know, put it in a cocktail glass. I want it in a cocktail glass. And I always, listen, I've got a.

I mean, honestly, I get that.

Whatever. I've got a motto. It's not the drink that makes the man. It's the man that makes the drink. I want everybody to know that as you're raising your Miami vices in the air right now. Jordan, what's up?

You are so right about what you just said. It's kind of an ongoing thing I don't have another half right now But through the last couple Two and a half years of dating It's kind of a joke That my drinks are Rosé and LaCroix I drink White Claw Cucumber Gimlet Everything I love

Wait, what does your lady drink?

Well, I don't currently have one But, you know, I've had a lot of girls, you know, down in shots of tequila and whiskey and everything else. And it's pretty, pretty humorous.

I love it, though. I love a guy that likes something refreshing, right? No shame. We're not drinking it. I can't do craft beer because if I have an allergy, you know, I've got that gluten allergy, which I have a hard time bringing up in a bar sometimes because people kind of give me weird looks when I say I have a gluten allergy as I'm ordering drinks. but they do have gluten in certain drinks. I couldn't do craft beer because I was never a beer drinker. I hated the taste of it. Absolutely. I as well. I like fruity fun. There's nothing fruity fun unless it's – although I will tell you this. Whenever I see people order – what's the beer that puts the orange in it?

It's usually a wheat beer. Oberon? It's like an Oberon.

I always go – or Blue Moon. It always looks like it's tasty, but it still tastes like a beer. What's up, Mariah?

Hello. So I just wanted to say that when I go to a bar, I order my Bud Light draft, and then my husband asks for, like, Red's Apple Ale, and I'm just like, oh, my goodness, that's not a real beer.

You wear the pants in your relationship.

Yes, I do. I'm like.

Good for you.

Yes.

By the way, have you ever tried one of those Red's Apple Ales?

Disgusting. It tastes like pop.

You become diabetic after one of those. Dwayne, what's up?

Hey, how's it going, guys? Good morning.

A guy like you, Dwayne, doesn't sound like he orders Miami Vice's like I do.

I don't order a Miami Vice, but I do order a Long Island, Bahama Mama, or a Journey Vegas.

Oh, what's a Journey Vegas? Johnny Vegas.

A Johnny Vegas.

Oh, what is that? Do tell.

Johnny Vegas is Watermelon Puckers, Red Bull, and Gold Tequila.

Describe what you look like.

I'm picturing in my head that you seem like you're a big dude.

I'm not a big dude. I'm about 6 feet, 190 pounds.

Yeah?

Average bald guy.

Yeah, listen, that's a big dude to a lot of people. So when you go up to the bar And you order that drink And your wife orders her whiskey Do they put the drinks in front of the wrong person?

No, I make sure No, the Long Island's for me That's mine

You don't ever do it like The Long Island's for me You don't ever say it under your breath?

No

them know directly because i'm not even trying to have that mix up yeah don't mess with a man

and his drink not my long island hey why don't you and i go out later today let's go out for a you know some cocktails some guy let's do a guy let's go for a guy cocktail some johnny vegas

but you can even get you can even get fooled by what you think's a guy cocktail like one of my first dates with meg we went to um what's that place in royal oak the cocktail uh alchemy and so i ordered johnny's manhattan i thought well it's a pretty manly drink it's like bourbon and bitters and it came in the cutest little angelic little glass it was so tiny and on a little stem it looked like a little yeah i there was no room for my hand to hold it so i had to have the pinky up when i was drinking it and she took a picture of me drinking it with like two fingers holding this little glass, and she'll never let me

live it down. That's the thing. Mary's a bartender. Do you have guys that ask you to change glasses because they think the glasses is too...

We cannot change glasses because it's a standard glass for the amount because ours are not three-pour. Ours are all pre-measured out. Okay. But I've had the craziest one this last weekend was Pink Whitney, which is a vodka, and it's pink, so most girls would want it because a sink and mixed it with orange juice oh wow how that was the craziest and and what what did he look like uh he was just 22 and he was you know dark hair with a beard and he was a good looking little guy yeah good looking little guy found his way with his cocktails yeah he doesn't know what

When I turned 21 and I walked up to the counter and I said, I'd like a 7 and 7 or whatever it was. That was the first drink I had.

An Amaretto Sour, please.

And I did it at a VFW Hall bar with my brothers and my dad.

What was your dad's reaction?

Oh, my dad was like, oh, my baby has grown up. Look at him. A 7 and 7 with extra 7 up in it, please. Larissa, what's up?

Hi, I was just calling in to say I work at a bar, and we have most guys, like, we have a lot of regulars come in, and they'll order White Claw, but we notice if they come in to, like, meet a girl or if they come in to meet a buddy, they'll order a beer instead.

Yeah, they change it based on who the people are.

Yeah, like, we know what they drink, and we'll start walking over with their drink that we already know they want, and they're like, no, no, no, like, go get something else.

Larissa, I'm going to show my age on this one here. White Claw is to the non-beer drinkers nowadays what Bartles and James was. The wine coolers. To the wine cooler guys.

Oh, my gosh. Yep.

I was a wine cooler guy. Spike, were you a wine cooler guy at all?

No. I definitely tasted them when I was in high school because all the kids got them. They were cheap and they were low alcohol.

It was me and my 65-year-old aunt. We were hanging out having cocktails together. All right. Thank you for the call. Does anybody know where you can get a Miami Vice in town? I want a Miami Vice. They only seem like they have them in a tropical place. Yeah. I want one of those machines. I always wanted a Slurpee machine. You can buy those machines. I want one of those.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Me too. I want one of those too. Right? Right now, let's start our weekend.

Okay, we have to get our final qualifier for this trip to Hollywood and two VIP seats at the Live After Oscars show with Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest. So I am looking for Caller95 who can correctly answer this question. Rihanna will perform her song, Lift Me Up, at this year's Academy Awards. What film is that song from? If you know the answer, call us right now, 844-MOJO-LIVE. That's 844-665-6548. We'll get you qualified with a $50 cash card, and then we're going to draw our grand prize winner at the end of the Dirty. So excited.

I almost just blurted it out like you asked us.

I heard you take a breath.

Megan, you do not qualify for this contest.

I thought you were laughing at the question because they've all been pretty easy. You know, on purpose, we want to get people qualified and hope them up for the prize.

I know this one.

All right. In today's Dirty, Harvey Weinstein has been sentenced to 16 more years in prison. So at this point, he's not going anywhere until he dies. He turns 71 years old next month, by the way. The disgraced producer sentencing went down in L.A. yesterday, two months after his trial concluded with a jury convicting him on three counts of rape and sexual assault. He is currently serving a 23-year sentence in New York. So these sentences will be served consecutively. Before he was sentenced, he actually got up and addressed the court. He said, quote, I maintain that I'm innocent.

This is about money and coming after me. Please don't sentence me to life in prison. I don't deserve it. There are so many things wrong with this case. There is no evidence. This is a setup. I beg your mercy. Let's talk about Rihanna's Super Bowl halftime show. Of the 103 complaints made to the FCC about the Super Bowl, almost all of them pointed fingers at Rihanna. What was the issue that people had with her halftime show? Well, a lot of people, I shouldn't say a lot of people, 103 people, Found it way too sexual. At least two of those complaints referred to Rihanna's performance as, quote-unquote, pornography. Many others thought the choreography was just too suggestive. By comparison here, though, so that was 103 complaints. 540,000 viewers complained after the infamous Janet Jackson-Justin Timberlake halftime wardrobe malfunction back in 2004. So 103 is actually nothing.

Janet's boobie popping out was very blatant, and obviously a lot of people were going to have a problem with that visual. I feel like every other Super Bowl halftime is still going to get hundreds of complaints

because everybody has to take issue with something.

Yeah, exactly.

It's been nearly three years, I think, since the final episode of Schitt's Creek aired, and one of the show's stars, Eugene Levy, weighing in on the possibility of bringing back some of those characters.

Oh, I would love it. Of course, we love that show, and we love the cast, and we would do anything to be able to work with that cast again. If there's an idea for a Schitt's Creek follow-up that can take us to an even higher point, I think that would be a good starting point for that project. But nothing right now.

When I was in Canada... Oh, go ahead. ...got more credit for how amazing he is and how much good he has brought to the comedy world in Hollywood. Yeah. He is incredible. And I feel like his name is not thrown around as one of the legends. Yeah. And he is. He is a legend.

Yeah. I visited the Rosebud Motel.

Did you?

The real one? Yeah, when I was in Canada over the holiday. Oh, my gosh. I mean, there's nothing there now. It's just the motel that, you know, is abandoned. Did you go in? Huh? Did you go in? You can't go in. No.

Isn't the town right there, too, that they live in?

I don't know. You know, people were pointing us. It's right by where Wes's sister lives. Shut up. I actually have a picture. I'll post a picture today. I don't think I've ever posted it. No. Okay. Getting back to more important things. Fans in Germany stepped in for Louis Capaldi on Tuesday night when he experienced a flare-up of shoulder tics from his Tourette's Syndrome. This is during the last song of the night, and if you watch the video that's on the Dirty Page, you can see him struggling, struggling. He's trying to push through, and finally he steps back and lets the audience take the lead. It's a really cool moment.

I want to close my eyes when it hurts. I fall into your eyes. Oh, I got chills.

So beautiful. Yeah, I love that. Okay, let's give away this trip to Hollywood. Oh my gosh, I'm so excited for this. We've been qualifying listeners all week. And this is a trip for two to Hollywood, two VIP seats at the Live After Oscar show with Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest. But I first need a correct answer to today's question. So, Hannah. Hi, Hannah. Hi. Your car, 95. Awesome. Yeah, let's see if you can answer this correctly. Rihanna, will performer song Lift Me Up at the Academy Awards? What film is the song from?

It is Black Panther Wakanda Forever.

Yes.

Yes.

Going to give you a $50 cash card for getting that correct and qualify you for this grand prize drawing. And actually, we're going to throw you into the envelope right now.

Yeah, let me put you on hold. Hang on a second. I'm going to put you on hold with everybody else that is qualified all week for this trip. This is an amazing prize.

Are you picking over there or am I picking over here?

You pick. I can't handle the pressure.

Okay.

All right. Hold up the number so I know which phone line I'm supposed to pick up.

There you go.

All right. The grand prize winner. This is amazing. You're going to Hollywood. I feel a grand secret. We just talked to her. Hannah, it's you.

Hannah. No way. Congratulations. You're the grand prize winner. Oh, my God. Okay, so this is kind of amazing. Oh, my gosh. I know.

It doesn't happen for you. We only had five qualifiers all week, so your odds were good.

Let me tell you what you're getting here. It's two VIP seats to lives after Oscar show at the Dolby Theater. there's like a whole winner's reception you've got round trip airfare for two to LA hotel accommodations car service to and from the airport and the hotel we're going to give you a visa

A $250 Visa gift card And this is going to be so much fun I'm so excited for you You guys, I've never been on an airplane before Oh my gosh, Hannah

I was going to ask if you've ever been to Hollywood And you haven't even been on a plane This is amazing

It's awesome, yes Who are you going to take with you? My husband We haven't been on a honeymoon yet Oh my gosh, well you guys have the best time ever Hang on, KP and Lydia are going to get your information And for everybody else listening And don't miss a special Live with Kelly and Ryan live after Oscar show Monday, March 13th, the morning after the Oscars on WXYZ Channel 7.

All right. I want to see you in the background waving to us on TV, okay?

All right. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Thanks for listening. Mojo in the morning's dirt. And another phone scam coming up in minutes.

On the morning show, you're home of the phone scams. Tina bought some Tupperware on eBay. Who buys, by the way, used Tupperware? Gross. Spike is going to mess with her and her Tupperware with a phone scam.

Hello?

Hello, I'm trying to locate a Tina j*****, please.

This is Tina.

Tina, this is Rocky Noodelson calling from eBay, online auction.

Uh-huh.

Is this Tina with the username of Redwing j*****, is that you?

Yeah.

Calling you about a recent purchase that you completed on an auction, you purchased some red and white Tupperware.

Uh-huh.

You're aware it's used Tupperware, right?

Yeah.

You haven't used them, have you?

No.

You've handled them at all?

I took them out of the box to wash them.

Oh, jumping Josephina Marya knew who, David. Here's the problem. The guy that sold you those, he's a physicist at the University of Portland. This Tupperware was used with a substance called plectin. It's a highly radioactive material. And this guy would use this Tupperware in his lab.

I don't understand.

Well, it's highly radioactive material called plectin. This guy used to store and mix using that Tupperware. And then he went and put all this stuff on eBay. And like I said, there's about 26 different auctions. We're left to notify the purchasers now because this is just really dangerous. The fact that you touch this kind of makes me a little bit nervous. We're going to get you in to get checked out by your doctor.

Well, I did wash them.

Ma'am, I don't think you understand. You've got a f***ing atomic bomb in your house right now. We've got to send a hazmat team out there to collect on this. Where are they right now?

They're in the kitchen.

And are you in the kitchen?

Yeah.

Oh, okay. Listen, are you on a cordless phone?

Yeah.

Step out of that room, please. Quickly.

Okay.

Do you have plastic gloves?

They're in the kitchen.

I want you to go back into the kitchen and get the plastic gloves and put them on. But before you do, I want you to take a deep breath and don't breathe while you're in the kitchen.

What could this do to me?

Well, ma'am, I'm just from eBay. I don't have all the answers for you. I'm sure the federal agencies will be in contact with you about this material. But all I know is they told me it's dangerous, get it out of the house, and I'm supposed to notify everybody who is a part of these auctions. so I just need to take a deep breath and go in and get those gloves and then come back out of

the room okay well I'm gonna have to put the phone down okay okay okay you have the gloves

you have a plastic trash bag I should have told you to get that too go back in hold your breath go in and get a plastic trash bag, too.

Okay.

Okay. Okay, do you have the plastic bag? Yeah. Okay. Now, I'm going to need you to put the gloves on. Uh-huh. And you're going to go in. And be careful. Don't breathe while you're doing it. This plectin can be airborne, and that's dangerous stuff. You can stay on the phone with me. I need you to go in, hold your breath, put the Tupperware in the plastic bag, and then seal it shut.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, I'm going to put the phone down.

Okay. Well, you can carry the phone, and then once you have the bag sealed, then you can talk to me.

Well, then I'll be breathing.

Well, take the bag outside, then. Don't take a breath till then.

Okay.

Okay.

Well, I'm just going to put the phone down and go in and twist the bag and take it out, and then I'll pick up the phone and tell you I did it. Okay.

okay okay i'm gonna have we provide all your information to the the agency that handles this kind of substance and they're going to be in touch with you directly they're going to come take care of it do you have a shovel so you could dig a hole no no i don't i live in an apartment complex

what do you want me to do bury the tupperware you know we were all talking here we all agree

and I think your husband does and everybody at Mojo in the Morning all think that nobody in their right mind should be using used Tupperware that they bought on eBay.

Oh my God. We will, we will scam you.

You're home with a phone scam.

This is Mojo in the Morning show. You've just been phone scammed, sugar. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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