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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show it's good to have you guys here phone number There's 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-654-8, text 95500. I've got a good one for you today. It's Tuesday, and that means we do scams, phone scams, and senseless surveys. Plus, this morning on the show, Am I the A-Hole? We will do that coming up later today Where you get to hear what somebody did And then you decide whether or not you think that they're an a-hole for what they did I'm trying to fix my microphone, I'm sorry It's a little wiggly, wiggly, wiggly It happens as you get older Yeah, actually it's more stood up at attention Than what you're talking about Oh yeah, true like wow holy cow um and uh six on sex i i tease this for our detroit audience before we uh you know went into a break but i i want to tell everybody in toledo and grand rapids this too one of the funnier six on sexes that you ever have heard now six on sex not necessarily is meant to be funny it's sometimes just meant to be shocking and uh the dad was such a good sport very funny and has obviously a very good relationship with his daughter and an even better relationship with his daughter after she tells him very intimate things about her life he didn't take the direction a lot of parents take in this conversation no but i think he was still shocked yes like i think that he was definitely um probably wishing she didn't do

it but i think he was good a good sport about it it was his defense mechanism to just share his own

stuff yeah that was it yeah it was good he kind of reminded actually it's funny he kind of reminded me of your dad jannon of uh tim murphy he kind of had like a a very fun loving type of personality so he kind of got a and actually i think we all warmed up to him right away so uh hear that and for those people that don't know obviously you can't do it live uh it's near impossible because of uh some of the comments that are made sometimes we have to bleep out we did not bleep out a lot in this so listeners hate when we do six on sex and have to bleep out stuff thinking that we can talk about just about anything on the radio but there are certain things that obviously you cannot say on the radio um but uh she did talk about her booty stuff so that was fun yeah

All right. Mojo in the morning. Weather yesterday was just crazy again as lots of rain, lots of ice, that storm that kind of swept the nation. Actually, it's hitting New York right now with snow. They're getting like the biggest snowfall of the year on the East Coast. And it brought some crazy, slippery streets, but also brought more rain to you, Megan. And I was thinking about you as it was because it came down. It was a lot more rain than I thought it was going to be. in that basement of yours.

In my indoor swimming pool. Right. You mean my personal lake? Yeah. Do you mean the river that flows through my basement every time I fly?

I think about, remember when Mike would talk about his all the time in his old house that he had? And we would all sit there and go, oh God, now I'm thinking, oh geez, Megan's now living through the exact same thing that Mike had to live. Mike, eventually you just embraced it, right? And didn't you eventually just go down with floaties and hang out and enjoy it with the family.

You just ignore it. Wow. You just pretend like it's not happening, and then you move immediately.

Yeah. Do you open up the basement door just to turn the light on and look down to see if it's getting closer and closer to the first level?

Yeah, you have to check on it, and then you move everything out of there, and then eventually, yeah, you just embrace it, and then I always had the basement door closed, so I would never look down there unless I had to.

So the thing that is frustrating me with all of this is that I do keep flooding and that it's not my fault. There's nothing I can actually do to fix it until the city fixes the problem. So I'm getting to a point where it's like I'm going to extremes, right? So I sent you guys a video because I do feel like you think – I felt like you guys thought I was kind of blowing this up out of proportion every single time this happens because it's been happening what three times in the past like three weeks in the video we can't

see your street we can't see the curb the the pavement we can't see anything it looks like

you're driving in a river yes because that's how much water gets stuck on my street every single time it rains because the city won't fix the streets right so i this is how out of control this is it i i might curse on the video i don't know my brother and i are talking and we're really frustrated it's going to the city website and i'm pretty sure i said this is bs at one point

it does look it looks like you are not driving in your jeep it looks like you are in a boat that is going down that i'm like going wow this is actually a pretty neighborhood look at the it looks nice did you say did you say you're sending all this to the city too

yes you should there's a website for the city of toledo and i what is it called let me grab

it real fast. It's called useless according to you because you sent so many things before and nothing happens. So it's called

Engage Toledo and every one of my street flooding concerns have been closed within 24 hours. Like the city just goes. As if it's done. Nah, who cares? And I'm losing

my mind. So you actually do turn in a report and they just keep closing them. Which closing them means that they think that they actually fixed it. So as soon

as i submit it it goes to open and then it goes to we're investigating within 24 hours it goes to close and 24 hours after that it goes to archived and they just they throw out everyone that video i i sent to the group chat was the video i submitted on this this app or whatever and it got to the point but i am so upset about this that i learned how to set up an appointment at a city council meeting to speak and i am speaking at my next city council meeting about this because i'm so angry over the street situation and nobody listening and nobody caring but i don't think

that's going to work either can we come to this hearing and applaud and please

i truly hope it's like streamed online i'm gonna share the streaming I'm going to dress up like a rain cloud and be like, I'm going to rain on your parade. No, you need to put on like swim gear and goggles and have an inner tube.

Oh, that would be funny. I have a unicorn blow up inner tube. It's perfection.

So all of that. But until that happens, I saw these guys online who needed their street fixed and the city wouldn't come out to do anything until they spray painted penises all over the place. and I'm wondering at what point because there are a lot of children in my neighborhood and I don't want to be that guy but I also feel like I'm almost like a Batman-esque type of character at this point where am I doing something wrong? Yes Is it bringing out the good in people? Also yes So at what point do we go, it's okay to drop penises on the road if the street gets fixed We no longer flood.

And the problem might be they won't see the penises because they'll be covered with water.

Exactly. Right?

They'll be wet penises. What's going on, Heather?

I would send them a bill every time my basement flooded.

Really? I would. You would or have you? Would that work, though?

Or will they say it's the act of God that it's not their problem?

It's all put in this dumb archive stuff. I would blow up their stuff if, oh, I moved out of my house that flooded because it's not my fault.

How hard is it to sell a house that's flooding?

Well, you do it in a certain time of year, and most of the time people don't even ask. But don't you have to disclose that? Yes. You have to. Well, the realtor does, but if someone asks, yeah.

Okay.

So I had to put in all new sump pumps and sold it in the winterish time, which it didn't matter because the sump pumps kind of fixed it, but it still flooded the yard. It still did other things.

Here's the part that's interesting with Megan saying, and I don't know if this was the same case with yours, Mike. It sounds to me like, Megan, your sewage system just doesn't work. So we don't have- Mike, did all your other neighbors' houses flood too, or was it just your house that was flooding?

No, it was- I live by a river, So the water table is high.

So I live by a river. I don't have sewer on my street. So there are no storm drains or another thing. Oh, that's weird, yeah. The street is supposed to be angled down towards the river, but the street hasn't been redone in over 30 years. So it's no longer angled down towards the river. And every time the snow melts or it rains or whatever it is, it all just pools in our yards and we all fly. There's nothing I can do because the street is in such poor condition.

Marcy, what's up? Well, there is something you can do. Penises.

Marcy, what's going on?

Good morning, guys.

Good morning.

Good morning. Megan, you need to get penis floaties and float down the river. Oh, my gosh. That's the best of both worlds.

Yes. Not to help your case, just for our social media.

Can I say something, though, when you do go to the city? The thing is, if you go to the city and you just sit there and talk, it doesn't add effectiveness. you have to take the pictures of all this stuff and when you go you got to bring like a display with you and show and I'm being legit you have to like pull out like a courtroom lawyer you have to pull out the pictures of what your neighborhood looks like because if people don't visualize what is going on there and if you finally go before the city on a beautiful day when it's dry and nobody's even concerned about rain they don't give a crap and I think that's the thing and Megan I think that you're very persuasive in just your speaking, but I think that you need to have the visuals. Because when I saw, when I, you talked about this before, like a week or so ago, and I didn't have the visual. I just watched now the visual of you driving literally what it looked like down a river. I'm like, holy crap. I mean, you can't, the craziest is you can't pull in your driveway and get out of your car without being knee deep in water.

Correct. That is correct. What I want to do is hire girls to show up like I'm in a boxing ring. And they're the ring girls that hold the signs above their heads in the bikinis. And it's just going to be them with the flooded street pictures and my flooded basement pictures.

And you need to get all your neighbors to make sure they show up on the day you're doing the hearing. And then someone needs to volunteer for the next month's hearing. Because honestly, with these small city council meetings, it's always the squeaky wheels. If you keep bothering them in every meeting, they eventually want to shut you up and they'll get it fixed.

What ends up happening is if the influential neighborhoods start having issues like this, those are the people that end up getting things done.

We've got to get TV cameras down to that street on one of these flood days.

I live in a neighborhood where half of the neighborhood is nicer than the half that I live in. That neighborhood had nothing wrong, and they got all repaved, all new curbs, all new medians, all new everything last summer, and it's just pretty. And then my side, which is literally falling apart, they're like, who cares?

That's amazing.

It is amazing how nobody cares about me. I feel good. I love being a homeowner. Don't do it.

I'm telling you, I agree. I agree a million percent on that one. Renting is so much easier unless you're renting from a bad person that you're renting from.

I hate, hate, hate more than anything being a homeowner. It is the worst decision I have ever made in my entire life.

life i hate it yeah uh all right well uh city of toledo step up or we're gonna put you in uh what what is the local t and in detroit they have the problem solvers hall of fame hall of shame they have uh like the investigative reporters what do they have uh in toledo is it

The I-Team?

Is that what it's called?

Get the I-Team.

The problem is they fired half of the I-Teams. You know what I mean? Yeah, they did. You know what they're going to do? They're going to do an I-Team story about the lady who draws penises in front of her house and not the plug. I'd watch. Again, I would watch.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events and you tell us what year it happened.

All right, all happened in the same year. Khloe Kardashian was arrested and sentenced to serve jail time for driving under the influence

in this year. Your sister's going to jail. Have a little compassion. Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail. Here, Kim, this one. I feel like I'm going to

barf. Jennifer Lopez revealed that she and Mark Anthony were expecting a child in this year. And Chris Brown released the song forever. What year was this? We'll set you up with the prize if you know it. It's the Mojo in the Morning back in the day. Good luck.

Prove what a big brain you have. Tell us when that stuff happened. Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548. How good is your memory? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

It was the year that Kourtney Kardashian, I'm sorry, no, Khloe Kardashian got arrested.

Your sister's going to jail. Have a little compassion. Kim, would you stop taking pictures of yourself? Your sister's going to jail.

Sentenced to jail time for driving under the influence. J-Lo ended up revealing at a concert with her husband, then-husband, Mark Anthony, that they were expecting.

Well, Mark and I are expecting.

Chris Brown's Forever was the big song. Melanie, what year did all those things happen?

It was 2007.

It was. Congratulations to you.

Oh, thank you.

What gave it away?

When J-Lo and Mark were having their first baby, it was the year I graduated, so I just knew.

Oh, my God. Very cool. From high school?

Yeah, from high school.

Where'd you go to school?

Airport in Charlton.

It's kind of crazy to think it was that long ago, but we're going to set you up with the prize. Hang on the phone for just one second. We've got a pair of tickets to AEW All Elite Wrestling coming to Detroit at Little Caesars Arena on May the 10th. Hang on the phone and we'll get you all the information, okay?

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Mojo in the mornings, dirty on the 30.

Shannon's got an update for us. What's trending this hour, Shannon?

Well, real quick, a day after getting trolled by fans over his loss, Jake Paul revealed that losing his fight to Tommy Fury was bad, but not that bad. He still made $30 million.

Oh, my gosh.

So he posted this, and then he's crying, but then he turns to the camera and gives a thumbs up.

Cry.

Thumbs up. Cry. Thumbs up.

He's fine. Are that many people watching those fights with him?

Yeah. And betting, too. That's the other thing, too.

Drake lost 400 grand. Did you see that in betting on that fight?

They promote their own companies, too, so Prime Water is all them. Yep.

It's crazy. They said that, you know, because right now it's kind of a lull in action because there's really no playoffs or anything going on right now. We're kind of like in the midst of a boring end of an NBA season. So these betting apps look for opportunities to do anything. And so they put money into these things. And that's where all the money comes into play.

Megan, I did not know Prime Water was theirs. Lucy keeps asking me if I'll buy it. And I'm like, where did you even learn about this? Probably YouTube. Prime Water. Frickin' YouTube. Frickin' YouTube. Frickin' YouTube. All right. Selena Gomez opened up about her biggest regrets and starring as Alex Russo on Wizards of Waverly Place, the Disney Channel show that really kickstarted her career. I mean, she did Barney back in the day, but, you know, this is from yesterday's episode of the Wizards of Waverly pod with Jennifer Stone, who played Harper and David DeLuise, who played Jerry on the show. You guys genuinely loved me. And I that's all I could have asked for the unconditional trust and bond we had. I miss so much. I'm starting to... I'm not kidding.

that made me tissue please and in talking to them she admitted that she kind of cut off contact at one point with her former co-stars i think i slowly became like kind of shamed like

i felt ashamed of the decisions that i made and i didn't want you guys to see me in the state that i was in because a you would have told me the truth which terrifies me and b i i didn't want You're going to make me cry.

Come on. I have a story about your boyfriend, Tom Brady. Oh, really?

Let me get the Wizards the wavily post.

I saw you enjoying it over there. I was just going to leave you for a minute.

No, I was looking because it comes with scenes from the show, and I used to watch.

You used to watch?

I did. Wizards was the best. Oh, it was. I love it. It was so good.

Tom Brady, what's up? Is he back to playing again? No, this is very interesting. Tom Brady is allegedly planning to play for the show.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. He's allegedly planning for a new career in stand-up comedy. Oh, Lord. He's very funny. Rumor has it, but his inner circle has been trying to talk him out of this.

Did they see that horrible movie that just came out with him? Right. Jane Fonda or whatever?

Well, okay, so she's a part of this. As a comic, he's a water boy. He's not a star. He's got a star from the bottom. But I guess, talking about Jane Fonda, his ego was kind of inflated when Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin and Rita Moreno gushed over him in 80 for Brady. And so he thought, wait, I could do this. Maybe I could do this. And, I mean, he just had a small part in that, right?

I didn't see it. I saw something yesterday with him where it said that the 49ers were trying to sign him. To play or? Yeah, because, you know, he's from the Bay Area and has always been a 49ers fan. And a lot of rumors over the years have been that he would love to play for the Niners because he was such a big Joe Montana fan. And then I saw yesterday that there was a bunch of speculation amongst some of those guys on ESPN that they think Brady is not retired.

I was just going to say, we are not playing a third retirement announcement. Forget it.

It's going to be, yeah.

At that point, you do what Mojo does from a party and you do the Irish goodbye. Goodbye. You do it with Danny. You just go away. He's the boy who cried retirement. Exactly. Right. Yes. And lastly, a TikToker in Pennsylvania spent hours covering his parents' kitchen in peanut butter as a prank.

Oh, my God. Corbin Millett says he spent hours covering his parents' Pennsylvania kitchen in peanut butter as a prank, and he didn't miss an inch. Millett says he pranks his parents almost every day, but dad was not amused.

My dad just went downstairs and I think he's... Corbin!

Yeah? You sick... I guess we had to bleep out a couple of the words there. Melette says the cleanup took about three hours because the peanut butter was in all the crevices, but the video, oh, hey, this makes it okay. It's exploded on TikTok with more than 4.5 million likes and 85,000 shares. Isn't that funny?

Do you see the pictures of it?

Yeah, it's crazy.

Oh, my God. And, of course, the news anchors had to go, this is a nutty story for you.

I just bought yesterday a $6 jar of peanut butter, Kroger. Like, how much does it cost to cover the whole kitchen? Where is this kid getting his money? His parents are obviously on it. Because you would never have your phone again if you did something stupid like that for TikTok in my house.

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Get the stories you'll talk about all day on Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. And another phone scan in minutes.

All right, we're going to do a phone scam right now. Bruce is always the first to work, getting all the trucks ready for the day. Supposedly, they always have some kind of issues that happen overnight from animals getting into things. Well, Spike is going to call them up with a very unusual animal. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. Home of the world-famous phone scams.

Hello? Yeah, hello. Is this Bruce? This is Bruce. Bruce, don't raise your voice too much. This is Jerry from Michigan DNRDR Zoo and Wildlife Division. Are you at work, Bruce? I am. Don't move. Bruce, we are tracking a very large cat that has escaped the zoo, and I think someone might have let it loose as a prank. But it was in your neighborhood. Is your garage bay doors open or closed?

They are open.

Tommy and Little D say they are out here with us, and they said you were alone in there. I'm going to ask you to please not make any sudden movements because we believe it may be loose in the garage. No. Please stay still. Don't talk in a high, loud pitch because they're actually very frightened easily, and I don't want to. him to feel cornered we are outside because it might be right at the door to the garage that's the last place we've seen him wow this is crazy are you guys serious we are tommy gave me your number he told me you were still in the building and that's where we are concerned we are going to try and collect the leopard where are you in the building now i'm in the garage actually okay please stay very still oh he's in there now they just saw him okay Don't move. Freeze, okay? Don't talk very loud, okay? Do you have any food in or around your workstation? Yeah, yeah. We have a fridge right in here. Shh. Don't talk very loud. Just be quiet and stay on the phone with me. Tell me immediately if you see something. We're going to walk in from the front door, so if he has started, we'll run out the garage bay door, okay? Are you still there with us, Bruce? Yeah, I'm here. Okay. Please, I don't mean to freak you out, but please don't talk in a high pitch. I don't want him to mistake you for prey, you understand? So please just talk very low, talk very, if you can, talk to a lower voice, okay? You can just get this thing out of here. We're going to get him out just right quick. We're going to come in from the front, drive him out the back. Stay very still because I don't have my tranquilizer gun. We arrived here in a hurry. Okay, I think Vince is pointing at something out there in the garage. Okay, just be very still. Oh, my God, there he is. He looks more like a 400, 450-pounder. Don't move. I'm not doing a thing. It's crazy. Oh, my goodness, he is just looking around. He looks confused as could be. He is the largest I've ever seen. Okay, just stay very still. I want you to now, in a very low voice, just say, Go, Cat. Go away, Cat. Make a deep voice sound so it might, you know, drive him towards the garage door. Go away, Cat. Go, Cat. You get rid of this guy. Lunch is on me. Okay, well, lunch is going to be on your co-workers when you find out that they set you up for a phone scam. Oh, you guys. You guys. They said sometimes animals will wander in your garage.

Yeah, little critters like a squirrel or something. But the biggest thing I ever saw was a raccoon. I'd love to see a leopard up close.

No, you don't want to see a leopard too close. That's true. That's good stuff. Thank you, guys.

We will, we will scam you. You're home with a phone scam. This is Mojo in the Morning Show. You've just been phone scammed, sugar. This is Mojo in the Morning. It's Mojo in the Morning's 5 at 6.55.

5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, yo, now.

Hey, guys, you want to be a contestant on the 5 at 6.55? Text IWANNAPLAY to 95500. We're holding auditions to be part of the 5 at 6.55. So do a little testing of your knowledge of pop culture and then see what you do. Text I want to play to 95500. Standard text and data rates to apply. Holly's coming back. Will 13 be lucky or unlucky for you, Holly? Let's see today. All right. We got Emma on the phone with us right now. What's going on, Emma? Hi. Oh, I got to actually push this button. Hi, Emma. How are you? Fantastic. It says here that you are a chauffeur limo. Are you a limousine driver?

Yes.

Really? What company do you drive with?

It's called Golden Limousines.

Very nice. Well, it's nice to have you here. Say hello to Holly.

Hi, Holly. Good morning. Good luck.

I'm going to lock you up, Holly, in a soundproof area. We're going to start this contest. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Tyler's goes to the champion, Limo Emma. Here we go. Question number one. The woman who was charged in connection to the theft of this Bloody Mary singer's French Bulldogs is now suing her for the reward money. Question number two, an Instagram reel of Carrie Underwood's closet is going viral because she has a washer and dryer in it. Which reality singing competition gave Carrie her start? American Idol. Question number three, Courtney Cox received a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame yesterday, joined by several of her friends' co-stars. What was Courtney's character's name on the show?

Oh, God. Three seconds. Monica.

Question number four, Blake Shelton is...

prepared for his final season on The Voice. Who is Blake married to? Gwen Stefani. And question number five, breaking this morning, and Shannon with details on this coming up in a little bit, Chris Rock will address the Will Smith slap that happened on a Netflix special that drops in a few days. What award show did the slap happen at? The Grammy Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area I think we got a better A better bit of competition For you than yesterday Yes, a little more of a challenger Holly Emma got 4 out of 5 Alright, so here you go Question number 1 The woman who was charged In connection to the theft of this Bloody Mary singer's French Bulldogs Is now suing her for reward money lady gaga yes where's wonder one question number two an instagram reel of carrie underwood's closet is going viral because she has a washer and dryer in it which reality singing competition gave carrie her start american idol yes way back when that was when they were actually producing stars question number three courtney cox received a star on the hollywood walk of fame yesterday joined by several of her friends' co-stars. What is Courtney's character's name on the show? Monica.

Yeah.

Three to three. How is it that she's just getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame?

She's just now paying for it.

Oh, well, there you go.

I mean, that's how it works.

All right. She's got to miss these next two questions in order to make you a champion, Emma. I don't think she's going to, though. Question number four. Blake Shelton is prepared for his final season on The Voice. Who is Blake married to? Gwen Stefani. Yes. Four to four. And for a perfect score, Chris Rock will address Will Smith slapping him across the face in a Netflix special that drops in a few days. What award show did the slap happen at? The Oscar. You got it. Yeah. Perfect score, five to four. She just needs two more, and then she's taking on Shannon. Let's see what happens. Now, I'm not going to count my chickens before they're hatched, so they say, because remember the last time?

Oh, yes.

It ended up costing. So I can't remember what her name was, but she was a great champion. So, Holly, you got to get ready because I'm going to make sure that these questions get tougher. Okay, I'll start training. All right. Thank you so much. Emma, we got a parting gift for you. Hang on the phone for just one second. We're going to set you up with a four-pack of tickets to Launch Trampoline Park with two local locations in the Detroit area, Novi, Ann Arbor. Fun for all ages Is Launch Trampoline Park in West Michigan too, Mike? Yeah, absolutely Where are you guys in West Michigan? Right off at 28th Street in the Center Point Mall I know you go there a lot Not by yourself, you go there with the kids To enjoy it

Have you ever gone there by yourself though?

I mean they have arcade games so I would But I haven't Well, you know what, you can Mike You can do what you want to And feel good about it Hang on the phone for one second And we'll get you set up with that, Emma It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. Mojo in the Mornings show. Home of the phone scams, the War of the Roses, and the Dirty on the 30. Oh, my God. Whenever this has ever happened, because I think parents go through this every now and again where somebody will say something to your kids. I always sit there, and I'm non-confrontational. I just want out of the situation. I don't know what you did, because I know you're as non-confrontational as I am.

I sure am.

Somebody actually yelled at your kids?

Yeah, yelled at my little five-year-old Smith, too, who's just the sweetest little boy. I always say he's like Jesus walking on earth. This kid can do no wrong. We went to Walmart because I am very late to this bandwagon, I understand. But I finally bought myself an air fryer, and Walmart had the one that I wanted, the Drew Barrymore one, Which I'm sure it's crap because it's a Drew Barrymore air fryer, but I don't care. It looks very cute. It's very cute, okay? And so we're walking into Walmart. It's cold outside. Yes, I understand that. But Smith does not like wearing a jacket. And his teachers at school have talked to me about this. Trust me, he has coats. We do buy him coats. He doesn't want to wear a jacket. So we were getting out of the car, and he wanted to leave his jacket in the car, and he was just wearing like a long sleeved t-shirt. And I said to him, bud, it's like 30 degrees outside. I'm going to wear my jacket because I'm trying to get him to make his own decisions. Well, he did not want to wear his jacket. And I thought, okay, his decision. He'll, you know, he'll learn. It's fine. We're just watching.

walking from the parking lot into the store. We are walking through the doors of Walmart and this lady is walking out. Random lady, didn't work at Walmart. And she looks at him and I'm serious when I say yells, you should be wearing a coat! And then kept walking. And I was like, oh, okay.

Wow. By the way, this at a place where people show up in the middle of winter in cargo shorts.

But, Mojo, I know you do this, too, after the fact, because I'm not going to say anything to the lady. Like, she walked out into the parking lot by that point. But the whole time I'm in Walmart, in my head, I'm like, I should have done this. I should have said this. I should have followed her back out. I should have turned around and said something. But I didn't.

Yeah. No, I know.

But there is, I mean, in those moments. Bitches be crazy. You turn into Mama Bear. But I'm like a timid Mama Bear, and I'm not going to do anything.

I felt so bad though for him. First off, this is a lady not to understand. No kids are wearing coats anymore.

It could be below freezing at an ice storm. It doesn't matter.

And honestly, you know, it drives me crazy as a parent. I'm sure it drives you crazy. You want him to probably put it on the coat, but don't yell at my kid. At that point, the gloves come off. And I hope that I can give them to somebody to fight.

The gloves come off and I walk into the store to buy my air fryer. Oh, my God. I hate to reinforce this point, but I know that's going to stick with him for the rest of his life because I remember getting yelled at when I was like his age by an adult for not wearing a coat. And it's one of those memories that like I remember so vividly.

Walmart lady forever. She'll be known as Walmart lady. Walmart Wilma. Walmart Wilma. She needs a better name. But did she did the did the lady like have like piercing eyes and a couple missing teeth?

It happened so fast, but she looked slightly disheveled. Did she? I think she might have just been having a day, which we all have. But she didn't just say that. She really did yell it.

Can I be honest with you? There's nothing worse than when somebody yells at your kids. And I bet you that you have had this happen to you. And if it has happened, I want to know what you did or didn't do. Because I just assume, honestly, that the majority of people just kind of walk away from it and say, you know, watch the you know keep your eyes close you know keep going keep moving don't look at the crazy

lady don't look at the crazy lady there's gonna be a confrontation for me unless the only reason it's acceptable is if the child's going to injure themselves or somebody like if my child if i turn my back and they're pulling down the end cap and they're gonna hurt themselves yeah i'm fine with you yelling to stop like to shock them into stopping whatever it is they're doing but for not wearing a coat i'm gonna pull your coat over your head yell at my kid that way and could you

Imagine you do, like, a hockey move.

Right.

I would pants you.

Now you're not wearing pants.

I've had it happen in numerous places. I remember one time it happened with Jacob, and we were at the mall, and he was playing in the clothes.

Every kid does that.

The rack and stuff, and the lady yells at him. And honestly, I felt like I got yelled at. It wasn't him getting yelled at. I felt like I was getting yelled at as being a bad parent.

Bad mom. Bad mom.

not paying attention so i have a very puerto rican wife who is very calm she's very quiet she's very calm like she even like keeps me calm until something like this happens we had a day care who this was early when i actually when i first started the show who told us and she wasn't i think she got ended up getting fired but she told us our child was terrible like just told us that she was the worst we would come in and see her yelling at our kid and i couldn't go off on this lady but my quarter weekend wife definitely went off on this lady and was like we are never coming here again like ripped her away from this lady like went off uh and i know the accent comes out she doesn't have an accent but when she gets angry

yeah good good for her don't mess with my kids what's going on stacy how you doing

I'm good. How are you guys?

Good. You had a lady yell at your daughter?

Well, so I was at a water park, and my older daughter was in line for a tube slide that was for two people, big inches, by herself, because my younger daughter, who's five, and just like Shannon's son, she's so sweet. She's just, too many eyes on her will make her just shut down and run away. So I said, Morgan, just go up there. Just run up there. Find Riley. Run up there. and stand with her because and so she's walking up to get in line with her and this lady and her kids they're yelling at her you're cutting you're cutting she can't cut and i was so mad because morgan is just so sweet so i yelled back at her and i

But she's five, and she's going with her sister. And I said, she's not even cutting because technically she's not taking up a spot in the line.

Oh, my God. Yeah. What does she matter? It's a five-year-old kid, you know what I mean? People are aggressive about cutting for some reason, too, and I don't know why.

It is, too. Only at a water park.

And sometimes I do get mad if I see, like, you know, people, but I assume that they're going to meet their friends or family members that are further ahead.

Or you do the normal thing and you don't address the child or the parents and you just whisper to your friends about it.

Yeah, exactly. Danette, hi.

Hi. Oh, first of all, I work at U of M, so I just wanted to make sure that you knew that.

We love that. At the university or at the hospital?

At the hospital.

Oh, fantastic.

At the U of M hospital, yeah.

We love you guys. Thank you for keeping me alive. What's going on?

So I went out to eat one time with my child and both my children, and my daughter was eating finger food, and we went ahead, and this lady was sitting at a different table and said something about, to my daughter, like, you should be eating with your fork like a young lady. And I just, I couldn't believe it. Okay, well, what did you do? I was like, did you say anything?

I was like, Shannon, I didn't say anything. I know. Why? And then I'm still in my, this happened two days ago. I'm still in my head going, I should have.

Yeah. I should have. Yeah.

And this was like, my daughter's 26 now. This was 26 years ago. And I still think about, I should have said something.

I should have, you know? Who wants me? Who the f*** wants me?

Yeah. You know what you should have done? You guys should have all acted crazy. You just go, you know, just go nuts on the lady.

We all need the spike drop on our phones, and we can just hit the button in here. Shut up your ass.

you know i should have picked up some of my food with my hand right yeah exactly oh that was great exactly that's perfect i love you thank you for the call take care of yourself

uh amanda what happened good morning guys shannon you shouldn't feel bad it took me a few times to get this down i have an eight-year-old boy that has hair past his butt and i have people all the time he gets called a girl when i correct them i've been told numerous times well he shouldn't have that long hair he's a boy and finally i got the courage up eventually to tell them you know what shame on you because he's growing it out for sick kids that have no hair i bet they feel real bad then absolutely but it takes a little bit and then you'll get a saying down when things happen and you'll have it and you won't have to you know think about it yeah yeah that's good amanda what's

up emily yeah i was actually calling it wasn't somebody that yelled at my child but when my son was younger he was non-verbal due to health issues and we were at a grocery store and he was pointing at something he wanted and screeching and she walked up to me and told me that i shouldn't be encouraging him to act like that and i should be encouraging him to use his words oh man what did you do i just i was so floored and i didn't know what to make of it and we had just dealt with him being at children's hospital he had like his third brain surgery and i was exhausted and stuff and i

just broke down crying in the middle of the store yeah people by the way just you know they don't you don't know you don't know and that's why you don't say anything right uh george this is an interesting a lady yelled at george not his not her that your son but you what did the lady yell

at you for she yelled at me because i had a i always used to do a distinct loud whistle when my kids would be out around and they always knew when they heard the whistle to look for me that that was how i got their attention and my dad did that yeah no big deal right and i was in the store and my son was over doing something over their side and i cranked out a whistle just real quick he knew he was on his way over and she looked at me, this lady standing in line and she said, how dare you call your kids like a dog? I was Florida first and I'm like, why don't you mind your own business? I would have barked. He knew exactly. I wouldn't have, but then like two days later I'd still be thinking I should have barked.

George, let me hear your whistle. Every dad had a whistle.

I'm telling you, it'll hurt your ears bad. I can't do it over the phone.

Come on, come on.

Is it the one where you put your two fingers in your mouth?

Yeah.

Yep. I wish I could do that. I can't do that.

So do I.

It'll ring out. Yeah, no, yeah.

There'll be kids all over.

In 15 or less on Mojo in the Morning. It's Shannon's Dirty on the 30s. But first.

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Mojo of the Morning Show. If you're listening to us on the iHeartRadio app, or if you just tuned in to us, you know that you can actually hear the show anytime you want to by being a subscriber of our podcast. Matter of fact, as the show goes on, we podcast the show as it goes on. So if you missed earlier stuff from the show or maybe earlier stuff from the week, You can always get it on our podcast. Subscribe today. I suggest the iHeartRadio app, but it's because they pay me. And you can get it wherever you want. I was having a discussion with somebody the other day, and they were telling me about how they like to listen to our show, but they go back and forth. They listen to us live on iHeartRadio, but they like to listen to our show on Spotify. And when they said Spotify to me, they said it to me like they were saying a naughty word. So they were like, so I listen to your show on Spotify. And I'm like, okay, well, listen, I'm going to say this to you. I know it's a very popular place to go to. Listen, I don't care. As long as you listen to the show. That's all I care about. Yes, we don't care. Yes. Did you whisper it back? Don't tell Bob I said that, though, because Bob will be upset with me. Bob's our boss. Yeah. And Bob, our boss, likes you to listen on the iHeartRadio app, which we do, too. But if Spotify is your choice.

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Okay. hey, just give iHeartRadio a chance every now and again. Right, Bob? Thanks. All right. Mike is getting dad shamed for something that is going on right now. So those that don't know or maybe haven't caught up on this, Mike is going to be a daddy again. He's getting ready for number three.

Baby's due in June, and this is the first time. And I know you're just talking about the company. Big shout out to the company who added paternity leave to our, to our, something we were able to do within the last few years. It's never been a thing here. And I don't know if it's a thing everywhere else. Usually you just take time off and, and that is paternity leave. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, and obviously I think maternity leave should be mandatory everywhere, but that's a, that's a whole nother thing. But so I decided this year, you know what, I'm going to take some time off to to spend time with the baby since we we have that time now. I've never had it before in the past. So I've been talking to people about it and I brought it up here and everybody here was just like, you know, we've never seen anybody do any like do it. So I had to call HR and all this other stuff. But I started talking to other people about it, too. And they the side eyes that I got, they're like, you're really going to do that? Comments. Really? From co-workers? No, nobody here has been I don't know, I've never seen anybody actually do it I think it's amazing

It's unbelievable that in 2023 People still have such a weird Stigma attached to that It's great

Who are you getting side eyes from? Well, I told some friends But I also told Ellie and I were talking to this couple the other night And we were talking about the baby And they were like he's like you're really gonna take time off he's like i took a couple days you'll be fine get back to work and he started making like jokes about it and i was like laughing and i laughed it off or whatever but like he was like serious like it's it's not common still for dads to to take you know an extended amount of time off and i'm not taking weeks and weeks and weeks but i still feel the guilt of like maybe i should be going back to work maybe i shouldn't be taking time off like

it's not normal still and it should be yeah yeah absolutely i mean i can remember when when lou and smith were born and i was so lucky because andrew was a business owner so he was able to take off you know whatever time he wanted and i think he stayed home with a week to stayed home for about a week to help me but i was grateful for that week and and you know because he could help all night as well and not wake up exhausted in the morning and go to work see chelsea didn't want

everybody was just so thankful chelsea wanted me she wanted you out of the house she was probably Chelsea wanted grandmaternity leave. She wanted grandma there, too. So luckily, grandma was able, because grandma does hair for a living. And so grandma was able to do that.

I was able to take a week off. But dads are exhausted too. Because here's the thing, Mike. If you take paternity leave off, you got to help her. You can't be playing video games in the basement.

Well, see, here's the thing. I have the ability to, if she could go back to work, because she doesn't have maternity leave. So she's going to take time off either way, like a couple months, I believe. And then I could come in and take a, if I wanted to, I'm not going to, but I could take six weeks off. That's how much we have as a primary care provider.

Wow, I didn't realize that paternity leave was that much.

It's not if you're a secondary provider. It's only two weeks, which is probably what I'll do. But if she goes back to work and I go home, I'm technically the primary care provider, so I can take six weeks. But you know the amount of looks I would get. You know the amount of like, hey, we have to fill people in here because I couldn't take six weeks off here. There's no way.

Well, it's so sad people think it's a vacation. It's like you don't understand what it takes to raise a brand new newborn while having two other little kids running around at the ages that they are.

I want to know, though, from some of the moms, if your guy did take a paternity leave, did he always help, though? Because if he doesn't wake up in the middle of the night to, like, help do a feeding or, you know, if he's like just not helping with changing diapers or part of the stigma is immediately assuming that guys are going to take a vacation and not do anything.

And no, and that's the problem. And you don't think that that happens? Listen, every every situation, there will be people to abuse it, but it's not the norm. Oh, I mean, when when Natalie was born, thank God you and my bosses at the time were very understanding and afforded me the chance to stay home a little longer than I needed to. Because their mother, Chris, had horrible, traumatic childbirth and she had to recover. So I was the one that had to take care of the newborn for the first couple of weeks and she was bedridden. And so it was a great situation that my workplace was understanding, and a lot of people aren't that way.

I'm just going to have Allie call me any time that Mike doesn't help.

Not every time.

Not every time. Every time.

You've got to give me one or two.

Staff, hi.

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. And congratulations, Mike. I'm also due June 24th. I don't get a maternity leave at all, and I wish I'd get at least like three or four weeks or something. I don't get anything. My husband doesn't get anything. If we want any time off, we have to use our vacation days or we don't get paid. Are you guys self-employed?

Or what do you do for a living?

I'm a medical assistant. I don't get maternity leave at all. Really?

I would think in a medical field that that would be.

That is very, unfortunately, it's very normal.

Are you full-time employment or part-time employment?

Yeah, I work full-time. I work anywhere from 40 to 48 hours a week. I mean, I definitely put in my hours, you know what I mean? But if I want any sort of pay, I have to use my vacation time. So right now I'm doing whatever I can, trying to save up at least three months' worth of, like, car payments, car insurance, utilities, groceries. We're really planning ahead for this because my husband, he doesn't get paternity leave, and I wish he'd get at least, you know, like a week or two just to help out. it would be so wonderful yeah but i i really think it's great that um companies offer that for the men it's it's really helpful for us women who you know what if you know you have a complication during your labor and you really do need that help it makes a difference to the women out there who truly need that help and it's sad that america's so far behind lagging in

maternity and paternity against so many other nations we're supposed to be a leading industrial nation. And yet there's third world countries that have better plans in place for new parents

than we do. Thanks, Steph. What's going on, Quinn? Hi, I worked in the private sector. I worked at a private local hospital here in Detroit and it was just 12 weeks of unpaid. And then I started working for the government. I work at the VA now and women get a year paid off and then men get 12

weeks paid wow that is incredible quinn it's amazing you just said that you're you're in the medical field the last caller was in the medical field and they both had some of the worst plans

for parents that are coming back for childbirth but but you working for the government it changes

it oh it changes everything i also work contingent in a local um clinic and they don't offer any type of fmoa so if you work at like a private health clinic you know fmoa is expensive to small businesses a lot of them can't afford it right and and even FMLA like it's just 12 weeks of unpaid so just protects your job right or like I had to take

short-term disability which blows my mind that they consider childbirth a quote-unquote disability

And you had to pay for that coverage, too. Correct.

What's going on, Lauren?

Good morning, guys.

Morning.

I just want to say, Mike, I'm so glad that you're doing that. And more fathers should be doing that, because especially with three kids, my boss, he's taking two weeks off to be with his wife, and they have their second child coming. I think every father should, because they should be there for their...

Yeah. You're cutting out there. But yes.

Not only to help, but it helps the father to bond with the baby too.

Mike, will you be taking time off in the beginning? Because you said that Allie doesn't have it, so are you going to try to do it towards the time that Allie has to go back?

Well, that's the thing is with the paternity leave, once you start it, it starts. So if I took a week and then tried to come back to work, it's done. I have to take it all at once.

Okay.

So I don't know. It's up in the air right now. If I take it in the beginning, it's a great time to bond and help Allie, but then I don't, she doesn't, like when the kids go back to daycare and school, we have to send them to a daycare rather than me being there for the next couple weeks and then school starting, and Cessna can go back to school, and it kind of works out that way. So it's kind of up in the air right now. I don't know.

So you've got to figure out exactly how you're going to do that?

I don't know. Mojo, do you think we should confiscate his Xbox? Well, that's what I'm kind of wondering.

I'm wondering what game will be coming out at the time that the baby's born in June. Will it be like the release of some new game that Mike will get all excited about? You can follow my Twitch. We'll get you caught up on what's trending. We got a scam senseless survey coming up this hour. Shannon, what do you got this hour?

Well, on March 4th, Netflix will air its first live stand-up special, Chris Rock Selective Outrage is what it's called. And this is big because Chris Rock will go live from a Baltimore, Maryland stage, which, again, has never happened before. But he's expected to do some jokes and talk about being slapped by Will Smith at last year's Oscars. And I heard he's already been doing, like, a few jokes about it on his Ego Death World Tour. But everybody is saying, oh, no, he's going to elaborate a little bit for this. Then the show before the show will stream live that same night. We're going to see Amy Schumer, Jerry Seinfeld, Arsenio Hall, Leslie Jones also taking part. Later in the evening, David Spade and Dana Carvey will emcee the post-show with guests like J.B. Smoove and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. And again, this is all going down on March 4th on Netflix.

We now know, right, exactly why he waited. You can't wait to see him. Oh, yeah. That's a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, got to win the Oscars. When are they? Are they coming up like right after?

The 12th of March, I believe. That was a nice one. Okay. I'm out here. Uh-oh, Richard. Oh, God.

Oh, wow.

That seems like yesterday that that thing happened.

It does.

I know.

As Blake Shelton prepares for his final season on The Voice, he is opening up about why he has decided to leave after being in that red chair for more than a decade.

Don't do it. Everybody that leaves becomes irrelevant.

Well, he said he first thought about leaving during the pandemic.

I think I was close to calling it a day right when COVID hit. And then because of COVID, I didn't want to walk away from the show and leave everybody in a bind. I mean, this show changed my life. I'll stay here until the world kind of gets back to normal again.

He said he is looking forward to getting his 10th win as a coach this season, but he's also very much looking forward to life after The Voice. Season 23 premieres on Monday, and that's March 6th.

We talked about that yesterday with Christina Aguilera. I'm telling you, these guys, I don't know what the story is, why they leave. Maybe they're pushed out. Who knows? Do you think? I mean, I don't think they wanted.

No, I think it's just been so long.

They get super bored of it.

Such an easy gig and guaranteed money that it's hard for us to wrap our head around. But maybe they start to feel like they're not in the spotlight anymore for their original talent, so they want to go back to recording.

I just think it's amazing that we have such big celebrities still on that show. Because wouldn't you think after a while, especially with this many seasons, they'd all leave and you'd start getting B and C and D-list coaches?

They still have the money to spend. Those shows don't take a lot to produce, but the advertisers love them. So they're just easy, safe family programming.

And they get paid a lot of money. Those shows pay them a ton of money, and they get to promote and plug all the crap that they do, too.

Yeah, wasn't Katy Perry, isn't she making like 65 mil for American Idol?

Oh, I still don't understand that one. How is it, how is it that Katy Perry is telling somebody how they can sing? I mean, come on.

All right.

Seriously.

It'd be like me to... Be nice, also funny.

It'd be like me telling you...

words to use in working at Hooked on Phonics.

Dude, I want to be her because she hasn't had a good album come out in how long and she's got a very successful Vegas residency and then she's got American Idol. She's still raking in the dough, dude. To be fair,

to be fair, she's had many hits. Oh, for sure. She's not good today, but to tell somebody how to make a song, she could technically do. Yeah.

Work with the producers of her first couple albums.

Yeah. Wow.

All right. First, the rumor was that Shawn Mendes and his 51 year old chiropractor were dating. I mean, they're together all the time. Well, now he's being linked to singer Sabrina Carpenter. And while they're really not showing any PDA, they've been hanging out a lot lately all around L.A. They've been spotted. And my fave gossipers and Megan, I know you follow them as well. Do you want got an anonymous tip that Shawn and Sabrina for sure?

What a PR relationship. He's got history coming look at me.

Is he trying to, like, take attention off his real relationship?

Or do you think he's going to go on tour back again soon and he needs a young, cool pop star girlfriend? Right, right.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. And lastly, Anthony Mackie revealing that, yes, he has the script for Captain America New World Order already. He was on with Kelly Clarkson yesterday.

I can't let you be here without asking you. Can you tell us anything about the new Captain America?

Ironically enough, I got my script today. Haven't read it. Haven't opened it. I haven't got my passcode. We literally get a passcode to a website that gives us a location to meet the person to sign to sit with a computer and read our

script. Wow. Isn't that crazy?

They don't trust y'all.

They don't trust nobody. Marvel's got some strict security measures for their scripts. Thank you, Tom Holland. That's right.

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And like I was saying, Friday morning's show will be broadcast on St. Patrick's Day, the 17th. It's going to be a Friday, St. Patrick's Day. Oh, Lord, man. That weekend is going to be crazy. Ramping up for it. Doing my stretches. Kennedy's Irish Pub celebrating their 50th anniversary of putting out great spirits and great fun for people in Oakland County. It's actually in Waterford. So Kennedy's Irish Pub. My favorite thing about doing our St. Patrick's Day broadcast are the parents who go and drop their kids off at school, the moms, and then they all come out and drink and get, you know, kind of a little schnockered.

Nothing. I haven't heard that word. And then they got it. Since Shani's granny used it, I think.

And then they have to go after that and figure out who's picking up the kids. Right. They forget. Sometimes we have to make a bar announcement to remind them. Yeah. So it gets a little interesting. So we'll see you again. St. Patrick's Day is going to be a fun time here with Mojo in the Morning. I have a story to tell that is going to prove that I am worse than a helicopter parent. I'm going to call this a snow day parent. And I wanted to know if any other parents have ever done this. So yesterday in our listening area of where I live in Detroit, the weather was just awful. Was it like that in Grand Rapids too in Toledo? Was it really bad, like freezing rain, or did you guys just get other stuff?

We got regular rain with like a little winter mix, and then it's kind of died off. All right.

Megan, I know you got rain. Did you get any of the pellets, the ice pellets?

With two Cs, cold rain.

So we got like ice pellets that turned into another spit show out on the street.

And as the day went on, I kept thinking to myself, I wonder if the school is going to let the kids out early because of what happened. And then I got the alert from the school that they were closing one of the entrances to the school because power lines went down. And I'm like, oh, crap. And I have a driver. So Luke is a 17-year-old, and he drives. And now he's been driving for over a year. But I have to be perfectly honest with you. I don't care how long you drive. When you're driving with ice out on the roads and it's just crazy, nobody's prepared for that. So I sent him a text and it said, hey, before you come home, I want you to check in with me. If you want, I'll come pick you up and then we'll come get your car later because I noticed that the temperature is going to rise later in the day. So I knew that it wouldn't be that bad. And then I would drive him home. Well, of course. He's 17 years old. He's too cool to have dad come pick him up. You know, he's like, I don't want that. You know, he's like, what is this thing? He always does this to me. And it's so passively aggressive pain in the ass. He sends back to me. Hmm. Where does he get that? He goes, I'm okay. That was okay. That was his comment. I'm okay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. You're okay. So I thought to myself, I'm like, well, what happens? You know, God forbid he gets into an accident and I can follow him because he's on an app that you can kind of like follow where he's at at all times. And then I thought, well, I'm still like 35 minutes or so away from his school. So this is where the helicopter parenting came into play. I got in the car and I drove towards his school and I followed him home.

I probably would have done this. I don't know myself. I would have been so damn worried.

By the way, I'm a horrible private investigator. because I was trying to tail. No, he had no clue that I was doing this.

Does he know now?

Well, he will know. I think he's got a late start today, and so I don't think he's even listening at this time. But if his friends are listening, you do not tell him. But I, so what I did was I ended up parking off to the side, and then I looked to see his, on his app, like I could see him kind of like pulling out on the street and coming down. And then I started freaking out because I couldn't get a left turn to get out to kind of follow him. So I'm kind of like going slow and then watching him, and I'm looking at him going, and as he's in front of me, I'm going, he's going too fast. He's going too fast. And then I thought, do I call him up on the phone? But my problem is I call him up on the phone, then he's now distracted with me. So I'm trying to figure this whole thing out. And I don't know, if you have a teen driver, and Spike, I know you've had two, but anytime they leave the house, you have fear. But imagine when they leave the house and you've got ice stuff out there.

To the HPC Here's your helicopter parent club membership card We're glad to have you here There's a secret handshake

You know what, thank God you didn't get into an accident Trailing your son

Well that's the ironic part Shannon, he's a worse driver Than a teenager who just learned ice

But like as you're just So discombobulated and worrying And trying to like stay behind him Would you?

I would have died You ever watch I don't know I always watch like those TV shows like the Chicago PDs And stuff like that and Law and Orders And you ever watch when they follow somebody They're so obviously following them How is it the person doesn't realize

That there's a

Dodge Charger behind you And he knows your car

And your Tahoe is like It's very like I know it's your Tahoe

Oh yeah

Like you've got a cool Tahoe And by the way

What does it really do when you're following them except you get to watch him have an accident if he spins well that's the thing it doesn't make him safer but yeah you at least know where he is i you're right but i was at least closer that was

what i was thinking i was like closer to the whole thing uh janine hi hi how are you janine am i a

little crazy for doing what i did oh no i'm i'm way worse than you oh really way worse what'd you do well i always make sure where my kid is um i have a 29 a 27 and i have a 17 year old and i always make the two older ones look on the snap map and tell me where she is so if she's not where she says i can you know call her but normally i said if she's driving somewhere i'll send one of my older kids even by there to make sure that you know she's driving okay no kid likes the way the other sibling drives right who it is right so now you're causing fights between the brothers and sisters right so but my question is when you followed

luke how well did he drive he was actually very good well first off he took so i think what ended have happened and was he

put it into a navigation on his phone and it took him a different way, which was smart because it took him towards more so like streets that were a little less fast. And so I think he was, he was good. He was actually, I, I'd be honest with you. I wanted to comment to him when we got home and I wanted to say to him how great he drove, but then that would give me away.

Right. You want to channel that on yourself?

I actually said to him, I said to him, I go, Hey, so how was the drive home?

knowing exactly what it was.

Lance, what's going on?

Hey, hey, hey. Good morning. Good morning.

Thank you, buddy. We love you.

I got to ask you. You got there early, didn't you?

I got there, yes. Almost at the time that school was getting let out. Yep.

All right. You've got a second set of keys to that car. Why didn't you take a walkie-talkie with you, turn it up real loud, hide it underneath the seat, and when he's going too fast, just turp at him. Blow it down. Bug the car

That would be fun By the way When's the last time Anybody had walkie talkies When I was a kid That was my favorite Christmas gift

We have them Yeah

Oh god We have them Yeah I want like professional ones

Yeah Or a flea market show And we get lost From each other

Break one nine Over buddy

I bought them for hiking So that my kids Can find their old dad When he falls down the hill And I break a leg And they have to send A helicopter rescue squad

What would you do if they ignored you on that?

They do. They already turn it off. They're like, you're annoying me with your dad jokes.

Rachel, what's happening?

Hey, so this is not weather-related, but when my son was three, he started pre-school and got on a school bus. And I was so afraid he was going to freak out that I followed the school bus.

Oh. That's cute. Yeah. You know what? Honestly. That's really sweet. You don't want to let go, and you're trusting a person with your child, right?

Right. And I asked the school bus driver if it was okay because I didn't want to be a weirdo. And she said, oh, it happens all the time. Go ahead.

Oh, yeah. I remember when the kids first went to school, the preschool up by the corner by our house. I wanted to sit there and look in the windows, but then I thought they'd call the police.

It's frowned upon. Exactly.

Thank you for the call. Take care. All right. And Mr. Bob Dabalina is going to be making a call. Let's see how many questions Spike can get out with a senseless survey.

Things I hate. Sunburns. Manual labor. And hairy lips. Things I love. All these questions on another senseless survey. On Mojo in the Morning. You guys, you guys, you guys. Great news. It's time for an official government survey. And when we mean official, we mean we're officially full of s**t.

This country is going to s**t.

You got it on Mojo.

It's Mojo in the Morning's Senseless Survey.

Hello. Hey, how's it going? Good.

Are you a citizen of the United States?

Yeah.

How old are you?

Eleven.

I'll talk to your mom if she's there. That'd be great.

Okay. Mom? Phone?

Tell her to hurry up.

She's coming. Hello.

Hey, how are you?

Good. Who's this?

My name's Bob Dabalina. I'm calling from the U.S. Senseless Bureau. U.S. Census Bureau? Just a quick 30-second survey for your government. Do you think we should lower the pregnancy rate in high schools by supplying more children with the World of Warcraft game?

Now, you know what? You're not from the census.

How would you know that?

Because you're asking me a question that has nothing to do with the census.

Child conception statistics?

Where are you calling from?

From the U.S. Senseless Bureau.

Census or senseless?

Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?

You're calling me.

You have a little bit of an accent there.

Now, I don't think this phone call makes any sense.

Well, that's why. We're from the Senseless Bureau. You're kind of making this difficult on me.

Well, the trouble is...

Oh, it's no trouble. I don't mind.

That you're... Are you for or against... You're misrepresenting yourself.

You're filling me with self-doubt.

And also, my phone number is on a no-call list, so you shouldn't even be calling me.

Well, I didn't see that list. Do you think people would be more comfortable with Satan if you had a last name?

I'm wondering what organization you're really calling from, what your real mission is.

I'm afraid you're being a little hostile.

But I find that you are misrepresenting yourself.

You're being combative.

Well, you're welcome to hang up.

You're raising your voice at me.

No, I actually am not.

Goodbye. Well, you didn't answer your three questions. Jeez. You know what, dial her back, because this is just... I didn't even get two questions out yet. Try her again. Man.

Hello?

I'm looking for Helena, please.

You were inappropriate with my son when he answered the phone.

I was?

Oh, I'm going to... The next time you call me...

I just realized that I don't think I've been using a number two pencil while recording. recording your answers to these questions. Do you mind if we start back at the beginning again?

You're not going to get much out of her. So, senseless survey here on the Mojo in the Morning show.

How many quality questions can we get to? It's another senseless survey on Mojo in the Morning.

What's that? What's that? What's that? What's that?

Makes some noise. Makes some noise.

Makes some noise.

For Mojo. Mike Shannon.

Good morning, good morning, good morning. Megan, don't make fun of me because I know that I made fun of you. But I actually made plans to go out on Thursday night. And this is one of those situations where it falls in line where I remember I made fun of people that would do the Jeep wave back in the day. And then I ended up getting a Jeep and I did the Jeep wave. Well, I made fun of Megan for going to see Vanilla Ice when Vanilla Ice was in downtown Toledo.

Relentlessly.

Well, Thursday night I made plans. I'm going across the border to Casino, was it Caesars-Windsor? Yeah. The Coliseum in Caesars-Windsor to see Vanilla Ice, Young MC, Rob Bass, and All for One.

I hope you have the worst time ever. Why? All for One sounds great.

Oh, my. Wow. Well, what about, you know, like Rob Bass and DJ Easy Rock?

What does Rob Bass sing?

It takes two to make a thing go right. Oh, yeah.

Okay. No, that's not good. Come on. Come on.

And Young MC, Busted. Bust a move. Yeah. You want it. You got it. I've never been to school. And then All for One, Mikey, that's baby making music right there, man. Will you go with it? I swear. You're going to laugh when I say this.

Misfit Victor.

I'm going with Misfit Victor.

I knew it.

J.E.

Yep.

And we tried to convince Tony Travato to go, but Tony Travato.

Has common sense.

No, no. Hassan's going to go, too. Haas is going to go. Alicia Bailey is going to go. Oh, wow. A bunch of us are going to go. If anybody wants to go, if anybody wants to join. I might actually be able to get some extra tickets for this, but there are tickets available. You can get them at Ticketmaster.com. But I heard the commercial on the show, and I was like, oh, my God, I've got to figure this out. So I scoured, who is the person that has the account for the Coliseum at Caesars-Windsor? I want to go. I'll go and gamble. Come with. Actually, you know what? That actually is not a bad idea. You can do that. So, by the way, it's 19 and up to go to the show with a photo ID. And I haven't, by the way, I'm going to say this to you. I have not stepped across the border since 2020, so it's been that long. And I get to use for the first time ever, and I got it just before COVID. My enhanced ID.

I got my enhanced ID. Is that just a Michigan thing? Because that's the one to fly, right?

The enhanced ID was the one, yeah, definitely to fly, but you can also go across the border of Canada.

Does that apply to Ohio residents, though? Because I know for the longest time

Ohio residents are not allowed to go Across the border of Michigan

Yeah period, point blank But I don't have a passport But I never knew if those endorsed Licenses would get Out of Michigan state people Into Canada

No I think if you have Your state's enhanced ID I think you're good I mean I could be wrong but I don't think so I think that that's the case They're still going to go through my car And I've got to make sure I don't have anything in my car

that uh they don't go through your car oh yeah unless you look shady i look shady

well i'm gonna be with jay yeah never mind they're going through your car hassan and victor where are you guys going vanilla ice yeah pull it aside i got i got hassan and victor with me and hassan hassan said to me he goes are you sure you don't want me to meet you there i said to him i go why is that and he's like well and i'm like no victor's going to it's gonna be be the the white dude hanging out with the the two uh middle eastern

guys and the chinese guys the united nations envoy to the bad 80s music festival they'll never believe

us when we say we're going to see all for one definitely drug trafficking hey um all right it's mojo in the morning show uh you heard something so funny yesterday yes uh this is

great and i thought i'm gonna bring this up on because anytime we talk on the air about kids saying funny phrases and getting some things wrong we always hear the funniest stories from listeners so i'm hoping they'll call in again and tell us some of the things their kids mistakenly said because this is definitely one of my favorites sometimes you know your kids will tell their teachers something that happened in the family but i get a detail wrong or they'll tell other people in my friend's case

their daughter told their whole church group on sunday that her mom had to drive to illinois to get fingered in person and a lot of silence across the room and then a correction from mom that she heard that her mom had to get fingerprinted for work Not fingered One little mistake And totally different meaning So I thought that's great I want to hear listener stories too Of how the kids got one little detail wrong Because sometimes they'll say something To the teacher that requires the teacher To call home and ask more questions

844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 Kids say the darndest things Did your kid ever say anything that made you Made you laugh

I wish I brought this story up earlier Because I was thinking I bet you the teachers have some great stories The stuff that they hear

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Hi. So my son, he still plays hockey, but he was probably nine years old, was in the locker room with my ex-husband. And they had a big game. And he was trying to get the boys all geared up to get ready. And he screams out, let's all masturbate. And my ex-husband just about fell off the floor. So when I walked into the rink, all the parents came up and said, did you hear what happened in the locker room? And I'm like, no. And he was like, talk to your son when he gets done off the ice. So I asked my son, who was eight or nine at the time, like, what happened in the locker room? He goes, well, all I know is I said a word. I don't know what I said, but I was told I was never allowed to use that word again. He was trying to say, let's all meditate.

Oh, no. That kind of goes hand in hand, though. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's great.

That is hysterical. Oh, my God. By the way, maybe that is a new motivation tactic right before you take on a team. What's going on, Emily?

Hey, good morning. So whenever we clean out my kids' ears with Q-tips, we say, hey, we need to clean out your earwax. And so the other morning, one of my daughters was like, Mom, I need a Q-tip. And she said, why? I said, why? And she said, well, because I have an earwax in my ear.

Earwax?

Yeah, so, you know, plural of earwax is earwax. So when you have one whack, it's an earwax. Oh, yeah. I mean, that makes total sense to me.

It does. Perfect. It does.

uh their kids are kids are cute when they get past 25 and they start doing that then they're

not so cute what's up dakota so my boyfriend and i we just recently broke up we've been together for a while and so he came over to watch my kids and my daughter told him that you know it's a good thing mom you and mom aren't together anymore because she really wants five guys she doesn't want she doesn't want you as a boyfriend anymore and i'm always telling her like i love five guys Every night, she asks me what I want for dinner. Yeah. And so it was so funny. I couldn't all my friends remember that. She doesn't want one. It's five. And I was like, yes, no, not just one, five. Oh, it's so funny.

Your ex is wondering, what's going on over there?

Yeah, no, for sure. And especially since we're separated, he's probably thinking I'm having the time of my life, and I'm really not. Like, I'm just so sad. I'm, like, smothering myself with burgers.

I love five guys.

what's up Leah hi how are you good what's going on oh not much um so I was sitting at the dinner table with my kids yesterday trying to feed them and my daughter kept complaining that her food was too hot I was explaining to her it wasn't and she just looked me dead in the eye and goes is somebody talking

uh-huh

And then I'm like, excuse me. And then she just goes about her as normal. Like nothing happened. I'm like, oh, my goodness.

Wow. Where do you think she learned that?

Probably from me.

Exactly. What's up, Sandra?

Hi. So my youngest brother and I are 18 years apart. When he was four years old, he was sitting in my lap at Thanksgiving. And I said, I ate so much. I have a food baby. So he ran into the living room and told our entire family, she's pregnant. Oh, no.

Kids, by the way, they are so literal, right? What's up, Jennifer?

Yeah, I have a pretty funny story. When I was pregnant with my youngest daughter, I was taking care of my niece. and my niece went to my doctor's appointment with me and they said that I was dilated. Well, she went to school and told her teacher that Aunt Jinjin's baby was hanging out. Oh, jeez. Yeah, the teacher called and wanted to know, of course, what was going on.

Aunt Jinjin, I could listen to you just read a McDonald's menu. Oh, you have the sweetest voice. Seriously. It was like, when I was pregnant, Aunt Jinjin,

Tennessee does that to you Even though I've been here 10 years The accident doesn't go away

Don't lose it, we love it That is great What's up Melissa Hi

I was hungover one day My son asked me why I wasn't feeling good And I told him I had too many The night before

Say that again We lost you at whatever it was You said you had too many

what oh too many mommy sodas the night before and so he told his teacher the next day that mommy didn't feel well because she did too much coke last night did the teacher say anything to you is that how you found out she she did and i had to explain it but she she had a feeling that that's maybe what it was I'm like, okay, I should never use that term.

Did you say that the website had an issue with our Mojo Gives You a Baby?

So it is on channel955.com. It's not on mojointhemorning.com. So make sure you're going to channel955.com. Oh, my God. Okay.

What in the world?

I just want to make sure you can find it. I had a few people reach out to me on Instagram saying they couldn't find it. So it is on.

Can we put, KP, can we put the link, is the link on the Instagram post from yesterday? I know you plugged it on Instagram. We should.

Yeah, so you can go to Instagram or you can go to our Facebook page.

Okay. Perfect.

It's also on Kiss FM's website, and I'm imagining SNX. Who screws that stuff up?

Is that the national people that mess that stuff? How funny would it be if somebody was like, me? It was I who screwed that up. Well, don't ever do it again. All right. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. So I didn't even realize, because I'm such a bad Catholic, I didn't even realize that I didn't give anything up for Lent this year. Usually I always have something that I give up for Lent. And it's honestly become one of those things where I give it up, and then after I give it up for about a week and a half or two weeks, I sit there and I realize how long Lent is. And you know what it is? It's like, you know how people do sober October or they do dry January? you realize that Lent is a great way for you to do something that you can get healthier or at least more, you know, kind of centered with.

Maybe it's good motivation because I feel like it's a different outcome than like a resolution. Yeah. Like you're not, you have an extra reason to stick with it.

Well, with the resolution, the only person that you screw up for is you. This one you screw up for God, you know. So Mark, I ran into him in the hallway. Mark's our engineer. And every year the guy gives up booze He gives up beer and wine and booze and all the rest of that stuff And everybody always thinks that Mark just goes on a New Year's diet Because he loses a crap load of weight Like he gets to a point where his jeans are hanging off of him And I asked him if he gave it up And he goes, yeah, I gave it up It's now become second nature to him that he does it all the time Yeah, he's great with it And Lydia, I know you're Catholic Did you do anything? Are you giving up something for Lent?

Yeah. So I gave up swearing. And for those of you who don't know, I really do cuss probably more than a truck driver. It's a terrible habit. And I feel like as a good Catholic, that doesn't make me a good Catholic whatsoever. So I decided I was going to give it up. But here's the catch. Every time I swear, I have to. donate one dollar to the church and keep in mind let's started over probably a week ago i think a week and a half ago i owe the church now 65 that's so quick father john if you're listening i'm gonna donate a lot of money wait how much how much are you putting in there well so far

i have 65 so so it's a dollar every time yeah oh my god and it's been a week not even so and so So you put the money thing on.

It's been six days. It was last Wednesday.

It was Ash Wednesday.

Yeah.

No, I started SoCal D. and start the previous Monday. Oh. Okay, okay. Okay.

And, you know, typically, I mean, obviously, the money thing was an extra layer you put on to try and discipline yourself further. Because Lent alone was not enough to get you to stop cursing.

Yeah, no.

Do you think Father John wants you to swear more because he's going to be getting more money in the collection basket?

I'm so embarrassed because I think Father John listens to the shows.

Does he really?

I'm pretty sure he does.

Hello, Father.

He better put some tips into the swear jar, too.

You know, it's funny. I've tried to do swear jars before. Chelsea's done the swear jars. I've never really done them. And I think that the most that I ever got in the swear jar was like $120.

You and Slim did one.

Slim and I, yeah, both.

Was it for Lent? Was that just because?

I think it might have been. It was definitely trying to become better people, you know what I mean, and to stop swearing. I had one, too, but it was the douchebag jar. Every time I said something that was a douchebag, I had to put something in the jar.

Oh, my gosh. And you had enough money to go to Vegas, didn't you? I got a whole new outfit.

I have to be honest with you. Back in the day, it was always, for Lent, it was always giving up something that was food-wise.

Yeah, sweets.

Because on Fridays, you can't eat meat at all. And I'm the worst, as far as a Catholic, because I'll go out to eat with people. And by the time that, you know, we get done eating, I'm like, oh, my gosh, I just ate like a, you know, chicken burrito or I just ate, you know, a steak or something like that or a burger. And you forget about it. And last week on Ash Wednesday, because I was away and on vacation, I didn't do the ashes. I didn't go to a church and go get ashes. and I felt so guilty because they kept replaying that video clip of Mark Wahlberg talking about how he's really into Catholicism and he's been a really good Catholic and he had the ashes right on his forehead and I'm looking at him going oh crap yeah I didn't well it was the ice storm here

so I think a lot of people didn't go get them last week and Wes went and got them and I said oh man I should you know I should go get some and he was like it's okay it's really icy out I'm on my way to your house anyway he goes I'll just bump my forehead against your forehead

uh no non-transferable no they transfer i was like well already halfway through

yeah um that was like Tourette's KP all of a sudden you just randomly just all of a sudden just talked right in the middle of the thing oh you're talking the same thing i'm like what is KP talking about with Wes's forehead i kind of got thrown off there in the studio for a second

what's that last week and we were talking about how we weren't supposed to have meat And then she literally had a chicken sandwich in her hand. And she was like, uh. Do you put it down? I was like, just finish it. No, I told her to finish it.

So you don't actually stop? Do you then give up meat the next day? Because that was something that I would try to do.

That's my thought. I'm always like, yeah, well, I'll just do it the next day.

Are there any people doing very interesting Lenten, you know, what is it called, by the way? It's a Lenten sacrifice. Is that what it is? Yeah.

I've heard people call it a promise.

It's not a challenge, right? They don't call it a challenge.

No, but that's how they were rebranding on the Today Show when they had Mark Wahlberg. They were like, Wahlberg's 40-day challenge. I'm like, oh, are we putting a celebrity endorsement on Lent now? Is that what that is? Doesn't he have an endorsement for like a church app too?

Yeah, he does. Does he really? Yeah, yeah. A hollow app?

What is that?

What is the hollow app? Yeah, what is that? It's a prayer app.

Really?

I love it.

Like hallowed be my name? Yeah. I got I got yelled at by by our priest who said to me that the whole virtual thing needs to stop for me because I would use that as my the reason why I hadn't been in church in so long was I was FaceTiming Jesus. And then I got to a point where I just started watching Joel Osteen on I don't think that I'm channel four in the morning. And I'm like, oh, well, you know, at least I did it. I kind of like sat there and watched, you know, him in the entertaining church. I call that entertaining church.

So here's a fun fact. Actually, on Fridays, my church has mass at 6.30 a.m. And since I can't be there because I'm here, I just let it play in the background in the producer's studio. Do you?

Yeah.

It's only during Lent.

What does Father John have to say about that?

I don't know. I should ask him.

Does he see you log in? Is that why you do it?

Also, no. Oh, okay. They can't really see. I mean, it's on Facebook, so I don't know.

Could you imagine?

Could you imagine if they took attendance on that and, and, you know, and then they would ask actually in the middle of church, go, uh, you know, whatever, on the name of father's on a hold on, Lydia is still there. And you had to like show, show up or say something.

I wouldn't be surprised. They do it for our office, Microsoft team meetings. this goes back a few years but our friend Lindsay one Lent said she was giving up contacting her ex she was like he's a bad habit I don't want to talk to him so she actually said like for Lent it was her reason to not text or call him we had a listener that

also gave up the mojo in the morning show

remember that and remember we would check in with her every once in a while and give her the lowdown like okay here are the big things that you missed this week so she could at least kind of be

caught up you know we surmised what yeah we surmised the show for her in you know a way that she would have more time because she said that she was you know in the loop a little bit she was spending a ton of time listening to us and she was trying to use more time to spend with family and friends but we don't endorse that no don't please our ratings look like a lot of people have given us a friend what's going on uh jessica hi i decided to do something different this year

I am decluttering, so I'm getting rid of one item a day in my house.

Okay, I love that one. I would be on board for that one.

Yeah, that's a really good idea. What are you doing then? Maybe I'll come by and pick it up.

I have two kids and a toddler, so the amount of toys in my house.

Oh, yeah.

The other thing, too, is this is a good one along with the decluttering, is stop, you know, doing so much like superficial things like purchasing stupid things like on Amazon and trying to, you know, get yourself a little bit more centered around, you know, it's kind of a budget. Contentment with what you have. Yeah, be content. Yeah, I think that's the problem is I think that so many of us look towards things to try to make us feel better, and it doesn't really work. What's up, Jill? It's not Jill. It's Dill. Hi, Dill. Good morning. Good morning. What's going on?

So for Lent, I don't really give up stuff. I always take on a personality trait or something. So like being more patient or something And this year I'm giving up Like excuses

That's very cool too Accountability is great

I like that

And it works out because by the end of it You just kind of take it on and do it after

Yeah you've made it a habit

So so far you've done pretty decent with that?

I skip the gym on Monday

Baby steps

My favorite part of anything Is asking people how they've been doing so far And then they got Not really that great But at least you're doing something What's up Sarah?

Hi there, I gave up Amazon and online shopping

Man, how much money Do you think you're going to save during Lent?

Oh my gosh, hundreds But I do have an Amazon return And I know once I have that money sitting in the account That's when it's going to get real

But it will be there after Easter, you'll be able to use it

That's a good reminder

Thank you for the call I don't know how I'm segwaying to this next topic Megan Megan wants to do a topic For all the stoners that are out there We're going from Talking about Lent and what you gave up to Talking about getting zooted and tooted As Megan would say Let me play deep voice guy

Mojo in the morning thought for today Don't hold your farts in They end up traveling through your brain And give you a crappy outlook on life This message of thoughtfulness from Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning show. So, Megan, this is going to be one of those lists that we're going to have to keep a tally on to see what people say are the best shows to watch when you're high. And how did you get into this?

Well, I'll even give you a seg. What I gave up for Lent was my shame. And I have none of it anymore. and I had I've been having a couple of days recently where just everything's been kind of off and kind of crummy so last night I may or may not have popped some edibles and I may or may not have just been sitting there and you ever have one of those days where like nothing's grabbing your attention there's not a show you want to watch there's not a book you want to read there's nothing that you really want to do just everything's kind of meh so my brother and I were sitting there and I was like i don't care what we watch i don't care and he's joking around and he's turning on all these terrible things i'm like i don't nothing's interesting i don't care and then i start getting a little bit zooted a little bit tooted a little bit booted and we turned on bluey and it might be the best show to ever watch

I was in such a grumpy bad mood and I immediately was like, I love this little dog, this Australian

dog. Even the theme song is happy. It makes you joyful. It's so fun.

Mom! Dad!

Bingo! Bluey! I'm not kidding you. We watched seven episodes of Bluey last night. And they're short. They're like 12 minutes or something. The one we watched was eight minutes long and I think we watched for like two hours. We just watched back-to-back episodes of Bluey. And I'm not going to lie, I think Caillou is the worst show ever made. And I love watching Caillou High. Oh, really?

It's so funny. I think it's terrible no matter what.

To talk smack about what is essentially supposed to be a seven-year-old boy while zooted is hysterical. But I was like, this is so much more wholesome and happy than making fun of a cartoon child.

So I also discovered Bluey, not because I was high, but because my girlfriend's son just turned seven, so he watches it. And the one thing, I don't know if you notice this because you're high and zooted, but if I'm straight watching it and I'm sober, I realize what a horrible parent I am because Bluey's parents are so awesome and do so much with their kids. Dad, Bluey's dad. Yeah, his dad is like the model perfect. Her, Bluey's a girl. Oh, that's right. I'm sorry. Yeah, see, obviously I haven't paid close enough attention because I'm not a good dad. I'm sitting there on my laptop while it's playing.

You know what's funny is I think so many people complained about it. There's an episode, a episode, I haven't found it yet, where the dad doesn't play with the kids the entire thing and they did it purposely because people were like, you're making all dads with them.

My favorites to watch when I'm high is something on the Food Network, although it does make it counterproductive because then you get really hungry doing that. But the other one is I go back to old classics and I'll watch Bob's Burgers or something like that.

I love Bob's Burgers. I've never seen Bob's Burgers. It's so good.

And I kind of almost have to pull out like some classics because then you got the classics there and you're sitting back going, oh, this is so great, you know. You get so excited watching it. Let's put together a list of what is your favorite show to watch. Hi. Dakota?

Hello.

Hello. What is it that you like to watch? Hi. We're doing good.

I'd have to say I agree on the children's shows. Mine would be Mickey Mouse, and I agree. I've been like a bad parent sometimes, you know, when you have the children's shows on, when you're just tooting and booting away. Yeah.

Which one are you watching? Mickey Mouse Clubhouse?

Yes.

Yeah, you've got to figure out the clues.

Dude, hot dog, hot dog, hot ding-dee-dee-dee-dee.

Is that a good theme song? Glory.

I have no children, and I know every theme song. Every child.

Have you ever watched it and had your speed rung on your iPad or your computer when you were doing it?

And it's like backtracking, and it's like you're trying to watch their lips as they talk.

Hot dog, hot dog, hot diggity dog. Sounds like Goofy doing it. What's going on, Gail?

Hi.

Hi. What do you like to watch when you're high?

This is going to be a little nostalgic, and for people that are me and Megan's age, they will understand how incredible it is, but Schoolhouse Rock.

Oh, I love Schoolhouse.

When you're high is the funniest thing in the world.

Oh, my God.

You get the three as a magic number, you just feel like. What about I'm just a bill?

Yeah.

Yes. And you start singing it. I don't know.

I passed my U.S. Constitution test off of that. Blake might have the best show to watch when you're high. What is that, Blake?

Rick and Morty is probably the best show to watch.

Yeah, I feel like Rick and Morty was made for stoners.

Yeah

Unless you are a paranoid smoker

If you're a paranoid smoker Then I probably wouldn't watch it Because it'll probably freak you out

Natasha, this is an interesting one Listen to Natasha's show that she likes to watch High

So my favorite show to watch While I'm High is America's Next Top Model Because you can see

How mean Tyra Banks Really is to all those girls And she's so judgmental And the things he says is literally so mean. You just can't help but laugh.

I never would in a million years ever have thought of that. But that actually is kind of a perfect one to.

We were rooting for you.

We were all rooting for you. Hey, I'm Tyra Banks. And you're listening to my station, channel 955.

Yeah, Tyra. What's up, Jack?

I listen or I watch Spongebob. believe it or not yes the adult jokes in that show are just top tier and i never understood them when i was a kid but squidward is like the most relatable person ever and he's hilarious

Which one of us on the show do you think is Patrick?

I'd say you, honestly. Thank you.

Thank you. I was hoping. I appreciate that. Lisa, what do you watch when you're high?

Good morning.

I watch Ancient Aliens.

I've never seen it.

No, ma'am. No, ma'am. Don't you dare. Because we all know that that show is absolutely ridiculous. Don't you dare. I've never heard of that show. What is it, Iain? Amazing. The History Channel

It's all conspiracies That seem like they're not conspiracies Like I get home sometimes And when Meg is working from home She'll have it on in the background And I get roped in and I'm like oh my god Do you think this really happened? Do you think this could be true? And I'm not even high I can't even imagine What you're thinking

It really makes you think Shannon have you ever watched Dateline High? Somebody just texted in and said that they watched Dateline NBC High um what's up lee what is your high show the barbie movies

yeah uh what's going on sydney that 70s show is so funny and like and the new 90s show

it's it's wild because it's funny how it makes a show so much better when you watch it high

Well, when I was a kid, I watched it as a kid, and I just watched it with my old friends.

Don't say that word. Yeah, that's where you don't realize, as a young kid, what they're doing when they're all sitting in the basement.

Same vein as that 70s show. Gordon, what do you watch high?

What is it? The Big Bang Theory.

The Big Bang Theory? Another one of those ones?

I can watch it paused. It doesn't matter.

You can watch it paused.

I don't trust your judgment.

Yeah, but how do you not trust his judgment? Listen to this man.

That is the worst show ever made, no matter what substance you are on. Yeah, you're trash.

Let me correct something real quick. Zooted and tooted pertains to a little white line. Toot toot. Really? Yeah. Zooted and tooted? You are far off with marijuana saying that. It kind of aggravates me every time you say it, but. Really? I was just wanting to throw it out there, Chris.

Zooted and tooted deals with... Okay, boomer. What do you think? This man knows his drugs. That's interesting. I didn't think... Ryan, what's going on? Hey, man. How are you doing? Good. What do you... This is funny. What do you guys... Hold on. Let's see if we can have everybody guess. Guess what you think Ryan watches when he's high. What would you guess?

Phineas and Ferb.

No. You'd think that, right? Ryan, what do you watch When you're high?

The movie Matilda

Now the musical Or the movie?

The movie

You gotta watch the musical How great is Rusted Roots See me on my way when you're high Megan's happy song

Can you guys sing together?

Now raise me up We're going higher. Who may sell? I'm going to tell you to run. I'm going to say who no. Ryan? That was great.

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Give away some tickets right now. Jennifer. Good morning. Good morning. How are you? I am exhausted, but I'm super excited. I bet. Are you working late last night, or what's the story?

We went to WWE Raw.

Did you really? Was it good? Yeah. We got home at midnight. That's awesome. Good for you. Well, you're going to see Kid Leroy. Congratulations to you. We got a pair of tickets for you. Eastern Michigan's George Girvin Center. You're going to be going to see Kid Leroy, who will be there at the end of March.

Awesome.

Congrats to you.

Thank you.

You are so welcome. Thanks for waking up with us this morning. I appreciate you. You're even up this early in the morning after a late night last night.

No, I started working at 6. I'm good to go.

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Alright Mojo on the morning show So, I have a couple of friends that I hope that they are listening. Because, honestly, I think that they should know this. I've been getting stiffed with the bill from a couple of friends lately. They're like the Megan friends. You know how Megan never carries cash with her? And she thinks any time that I pull out cash for anything, Megan looks at me like I'm, you know, her father. Oh, old guy carrying around, you know, dead presidents in his pocket

It is weird to see people carrying around paper like it means anything

She turns it into an insult If you're like, hey, do you have five dollars? Do I have five? What am I, an old person that carries paper money?

Okay, but where was

Thank you.

Where am I wrong in this?

When we're getting our car from the valet and you're like, well, how, you know, or you're tipping.

But the difference is I would never valet because my car is embarrassing. Even if I had the cash, I would harness not what's embarrassing.

And there's illegal things in that car and you don't want them stealing them. Okay, that's fair. So I have a couple of friends, and I don't know if this happens to you with your friends, but I have a couple of friends who any time that we ever will say, hey, let's go meet somewhere. Like we'll go meet at Red Coat, you know or we'll meet uh where else the lodge is a place by our house that we will go to from time to time uh and we'll meet up there to go either have lunch or maybe have dinner or just drinks every time the bill comes daddy freaking warbucks over here has to get stuck with the bill yeah i i get stuck with the bill and it and it drives me crazy and it happens honestly it happens not only in restaurants it happens in golf too so we've gone golfing a couple of times and they'll and i'll be like all right cool i'll set up i'll set up the tea time and i'll set up the tea time and i get there at a reasonable time you know usually 10 minutes before we're supposed to tee off they always make sure they're waiting in the parking lot they'll be there an hour before but they won't go up there until you get there because they because they know i'm going to go up there and i'm going to put it on my credit card and it's gotten to a point wow it's gotten to a point now where i want to i want to be reciprocated by the way you know what you need to do yeah

is quote unquote forget your wallet that's actually a good idea well that's or remember his friends were pulling that with the credit card roulette stuff too yeah we did that steve

by the way this is not steve gabara i want you to know that he's a very generous guy that guy pays for every time that we we do credit card roulette yes he does he pays every time these are these are some different friends that i have but you're just venmo request them okay oh my god that's funny kp producer kp i'm gonna start doing that that's actually gonna be my thing i'm gonna start doing now i'm gonna make them and i don't like i i i actually like zell better than venmo because of i have a chase account so i want so i'm gonna be like all right why don't you zell me why don't you sell me the money and see what their reaction is he finally caught on. But it's happening now numerous times. I hate that we're having this

conversation today because you were so kind and paid for all of our stuff on Saturday night. No, no, no. I bought a round of drinks. That wasn't bad. I know, and that was really nice of you. I will say, though, He sniped us. I had my cart out. We are so good at that.

Spike and I usually wrestle on the ground. I know. We try to make one It's a hard knock life.

But you're right, Mojo, like, once you're nice, people will take advantage of you. Like, they just assume every time you go out, you're going to pay.

Hey, Lily, what's going on?

Hey, I had a friend. My family owned a bar, and she would come up and, quote, unquote, visit me, but then magically forget to pay her bill. And the first few times, it was like, oh, maybe she just doesn't realize it's free. And after a while, I was like, I can't hang out with you anymore. I'm not paying your tab. My family owns this, and they're ready to kill me because you never pay your bill.

It becomes expensive hanging out with friends, doesn't it?

Oh, my gosh. She'd order hamburgers and chicken tenders and double shots and never pay.

If you knew that you didn't have the money to pay or you weren't bringing money with you to pay, would you order some of the stuff that these people order? Because you're right. I wouldn't go. And they order another round of drinks, and I'm going, wait a second. they ordered another round of drinks and they never grabbed the damn bill it's insane thanks lily for the call chrissy what's going on it's mojo in the morning hi mojo i just want to say i

love you so much also um we are taking a girl's trip to new york and i haven't booked anything and it's in a month until everybody pays me because it's on my credit card and last time we went to chicago for a girl's trip i had to pay the like five thousand dollar tab for the whole trip on my card oh my god you actually had to pay for the trip yeah for like the hotel for like the flight because we all wanted to you know be together yeah like half of the people didn't

give me what i was owed oh i that right there is crossing the line when you do the trip thing And then you put, you know, you put it on your card like you're the one that wants to like put the hotels down because you're afraid that they're going to get booked. Right. Or or you get the Airbnb and you put it in your name and then you get stiffed on that.

What's up? The worst is when you go out to eat with a group of people and everyone orders something and you you add the tip to the card. But everyone pays you for the amount that their food was not including the tip. That is my biggest irk It's like I just tipped this person $25 And you're

just going to Venmo me the $15 you had for your sandwich? Like, come on!

Or they don't even pay for their drinks when they pay you back. They just forget that they have, like, five shots.

Yeah. Or, you know, what else drives me crazy to talk about the tip is when they will pay, and they won't put a tip on there. Oh, my gosh. Because they think that you're going to be the one that's going to over-tip to try to pay for the thing.

Have you guys ever used the Splitwise app? No. What's that? That's a good one to use. Like, my girlfriends and I will all get on it if we're, especially if we're doing like a you know like a road trip or like a girls weekend or something but it helps just everybody keep track of like what they owe to to various people and then the app does the work for you and like sending out the money at the end uber does that where if you get

an uber you can split the fare between everybody in the car couldn't use those with my sister

because remember she's like i didn't eat any of the appetizers so i don't want to be charged

can i tell you though i have a friend of mine that ubers and he said that when people do that He hates it Doesn't all the money go in the same He said that he Well they do but he says that People that do the split thing never do the tipping So they never do a tip at the end of the whole thing

Like you said people just assume the other person Is going to tip

Mojo on the morning show What's up Lisa

Good morning guys how are you

We're good what's happening Lisa

So I was thinking Mojo These are guys that you play golf with Probably for the last several years So if you do like a rotation, like if you go first, you make the plans for the tea time and you pay, then the next person say it's Charlie. Then Charlie will make the tea time and pay. And if you do that rotation, that'll keep it going so that the next person knows, oh, it's my turn.

See, you understand something, Lisa? Women do a great job of rotating. Guys are not good rotators.

Right. You know what happens with the guys? When it's his turn, his year, he's going to disappear Oh, I can't make it, I'm going to go to business I'm going to be out of town

Yeah, I got to hang with the family this weekend You know, stuff like that That does sound like a very Good thing to do But guys just don't do that Marsha, what's happening?

Hey, I hate it when I buy Concert tickets for everybody Because it seems like, you know They might pay for their concert ticket But then who's driving and all of that And it's just, I love to go with my friend.

KP talked yesterday. Did you hear KP on the show yesterday say that for her birthday, she bought how many tickets? 12 tickets?

I fronted over a grand for 12 tickets. I actually ended up paying everyone's Ticketmaster fee because I didn't want them to deal with that. I just was like, all right, I'll just as like my friend.

That's as much as the tickets.

I know.

It's expensive.

Everybody owes you at least a drink. Yeah. I mean, I know that night, I'm not going to expect it, but people know on their birthday, people typically like my friends are kind and i do the same thing for them their birthday they'll

buy me a drink so how old are you gonna be 24 24 yeah and you gotta pay for all that stuff it's all right it's a good time not a long time marcia i'm still amazed when she said she bought 12 tickets because she was gonna take her friends i'm like i got like two friends and i'm about to lose them because i just talked about them it's mojo in the morning show it is time now for am i the a-hole Am I an a-hole for doing this? Kelly is on with us right now Kelly, do you think that your mom is listening?

Hi I hope not

Alright, Kelly wants to know If she is an a-hole For feeling this way And what she did to her mom What did you do?

Well, we got in a little bit of an argument Basically I was home I mean, I'm home visiting from school just for like a week and I went to work out one day and I left all my stuff in my room and I came back and everything was like put away my bag was empty and all my toiletries and stuff were in the bathroom like all on the counter and she saw something and I it was so embarrassing like I I hate to even saw that because I don't even know that she knew and

oh really wait so wait so hold on a second so you came home and you had your your bag of of whatever it was probably stuff to do laundry and things and your mom your mom went through your bag to empty it out emptied it out and she saw some personal things that were in there

yeah she saw some stuff i didn't really want to see i don't know of the uh like pleasure devices

or, like, drug paraphernalia? Yeah, what was it?

Okay. It was a bottle of lube.

Okay. Okay. Okay, so she knows you have activity going on.

But I've been mortified. Yeah, she knows things are happening, and I don't even know if she knew. It was just embarrassing, you know, because we don't even know.

to talk about stuff like that.

So what did you say to her? This is the part where am I an a-hole?

Why are you going through my stuff? I feel like she's invading my privacy. I'm in school now and I don't have people going through my stuff. I'm an adult and I want to be treated as such, especially when I'm visiting my mom.

But she was just doing a mom thing and packing for you.

She started crying when I told her, don't go through my things anymore. It was just like a whole thing. So I don't know, like, was I wrong? Okay, question.

Does your mom normally do this? Like when you come home for a holiday or, you know, a couple of weeks in the summer or whatever?

Sometimes, but, I mean, I thought, you know, I'm older now. I'm not, like, you know, I'm not, like, fresh in schools. It's been a couple of years, so I thought, okay, maybe she's not going to go through my things anymore. Like, you know, the last time she let me put my stuff away, so that's what I wasn't expecting. I guess she just had time on her hands and she wanted to do something nice.

By the way, your mom sounds like my wife with my sons because Chelsea is like that where the boys will come home. Although we have to be really careful because of like the with the lube and stuff like that and probably more so with Joe, the drug paraphernalia. But she wants to do something nice. She wants to do a mom thing. You know, she wants to take care of you. She probably misses that you're when you're gone. And she goes through it But this is where I think I don't necessarily think you're an a-hole for this I think that mom should have just Left the lube in the bag

Right Obviously I don't want you to touch it

Yeah Like mom Or when she went through the bag And noticed that it was there Maybe put the stuff back in the bag I don't know Thoughts on this one I'd love to, by the way, I will say this to you, I would love to have mom as my mom. You know what I mean? To be able to, you know, take care of me.

Oh, sometimes my suitcase stays there for like a good six, seven days. Right. I'm unpacking it lately.

Who wouldn't want to have mom taking care of you? What's up, Adam? How you doing? Is Kelly an a-hole?

She is not an a-hole, and you guys are killing me.

Why?

This is 100% mom being nosy.

Really?

I'm going to go through you. 100%. There is no – if I go somewhere to visit, unless I'm going to, like, a fancy something, that's the stuff I'll actually hang out and take care of. Everything else, I'm just getting in and out of my suitcase or my bag. So the fact that mom's like, well, I'm going to put all your stuff away, how long is she visiting for? Like a week?

Yeah.

What are you putting everything away for? This is mom's excuse to be nosy, to find out what her girl is doing when she's away. See, I disagree with you. I think mom wanted to do her laundry.

She just wanted to be a mom.

I'm going to help and put stuff away and see if there's anything that is happening when my girl's gone. No, stop making excuses for this.

All right. Wow, you are passionate about that. We're against mom on that one. Helena, is Kelly an a-hole? Am I an a-hole is what we're doing right now?

No, I don't think so. I think, you know, her mom was trying to be nice. I think her mom, you know, was just trying to be friendly and trying to be a mom.

Do you think the mom was being nosy like that last caller said?

No, not at all. Not at all. I think she was just trying to be helpful. And I think, you know, it's important that Kelly, you know, starts setting those boundaries. Like, as she gets older, too, it's like, you know, you need to let go a little bit.

I don't think mom's ever going to do that again. She's not unpacking any more suitcases. That just ended.

You want your mom to never go through your stuff ever again?

Put some lube in there.

By the way, how big was the bottle of lube? Was it like a family-sized bottle of lube, or was it like small, individual, fun size?

No, I mean, it wasn't individual. It wasn't a family size, but it wasn't individual. It was just like a regular size. But it was noticeably...

Not a Costco size bottle. No, no. That's one way to get mom's attention. Gordon, what's going on?

Nothing much. I have a couple questions. Sure. Does she live with her mom, and does the daughter pay rent?

You didn't hear her. She's home from college.

She's home from college? Does she have her own house? Is she just visiting? Or does she actually live there? So if she wants to come home from college for good, what she'd live with her parents?

Go ahead, Kelly. You can answer that. When you come home from college for, like, the summer, do you live at home?

Yeah, pretty much. I mean, I'm just in school. I don't have my own place yet. Okay. All right. Did you tell you went there when you lived there? No. No, I'm just visiting when I'm there because I have to go back to school when the year starts.

She's going to college.

Okay, so you go there and stay and not pay a dollar. Your mom has every right to go through your family. No, wrong. Absolutely wrong. absolutely not that's her house she's under her roof you're you are allowed a mother's house a bit of privacy and respect you have no privacy under your mother's roof you want your own privacy get your own house you get one mother you to yell at her was completely abridgering i disagree i think adults deserve respect if they're visiting if they're staying you always say that

Yeah, because I'm a little man. Gordon, are you a dad?

You got to abide by her rules.

Hey, G-Man, G-Man, are you a dad?

No, I'm not. I'm actually a single guy.

Okay, because I was going to say, God help your kids. You're going through their stuff. All right, thank you, Gordon.

I think an adult coming home deserves a little bit of respect, a little bit of privacy.

You want privacy? I'm telling you, put a lot more than just lube in that bag.

Yeah, right?

By the way, I love our texter saying, family-sized lube, what in the heck are you watching? By the way, can I ask this question? Oh, no. You're bringing that home, is it because you're going to be enjoying with somebody, or what are you doing? Like, why is that traveling?

Why do you need it at the ready?

Yes.

I mean, I don't know. Anything can happen on break, so I just thought I would have it ready in case.

I get it.

I always bring an extra toothbrush. You never know. Kim, what's going on? It's am I an a-hole?

No, you are not an a-hole. I have an 18-year-old and I have a 4-year-old, okay? So last night, today is Q day for show and talk for my 4-year-old. I've been through my son's room. I've got a quill pen somewhere from Harry Potter days. And so I'm searching high and low for this whole room, and I go through a drawer, and I found the condom. That's my own fault. I know he's having sex. I know that, you know, this is his thing. I just threw him back where I found him and moved on.

Yeah. That's good he's being safe, right?

Yes, exactly. That's how I looked at it. It's good he's being safe. He's a young adult. You know what? Moving on. Mom shouldn't be getting into yourself. When my boys come home from college, I don't unpack any of their stuff. Yeah. That's their stuff.

They're not an a-hole. Thank you for the call. All right. You're welcome. We're going to take a break. We're going to be back with more Mojo in the Morning in just seconds. Don't go anywhere.

Six on six, six. Can you say awkward? It's Mojo in the Morning, six on sex. Isn't that today? Coming up in minutes.

Six on six, six. I'll tell you what it's got in it. It's got sexual innuendo, mild profanity, toilet humor, and drinking.

Isn't that today? Roll the awkwardness. It's Mojo in the Morning, 6 on 6.

Hello. Hi, Miranda.

Hello. How are you?

Good. Welcome to 6 on 6.

Thank you. Thanks for having me.

Miranda, so upbeat and so happy to be here. Positive vibes only. Let's see if after you are asked six questions about your sex life with your dad, we'll see how that is. Yeah. Your dad's name is Josh. Let me pick him up here. Josh, are you okay with your voice on the radio, Josh? Yes, I am. Josh, welcome to a little game show that we like to call Mojo in the Mornings.

Six on sex.

Are you familiar with it at all, Josh? No, I'm not, but go ahead and fill me in.

Dad, we ask your daughter six questions about her sex life. Oh, perfect. And while we ask her these questions and she answers them, you just simply have to sit there and spectate it. And if you decide that at any point you don't like it, you're done hearing about your daughter's naughty ways, you can hang up the phone, but she loses a prize. All right. Am I allowed to comment? Oh, yeah, absolutely. We want you to comment. Perfect. All right, here we go, Dad. Are you ready? Yes, I am. Just to give you a little background here, Miranda, graduate of U of M, studied psychology. Is that right? That's right. Dad's always been proud of you until this moment right now. Pretty much.

Yeah, hopefully.

Well, I might even be more proud. You never know. Question number one and six on sex. Miranda, how many people have you had sex with?

That number is 12.

12? We're almost tied. What did you say, Dad? We're almost tied. Oh, here we go.

I'm going to like this five lies. I think she's going to be just as uncomfortable.

Probably. That's every dad's goal.

Question number two, Miranda, do you send nudes? And if so, how often?

Yes, I do. And I would say Oh, this is embarrassing A little regularly Probably like once a week Oh, God Holy Your grandmother would be so proud of you

Do you send the same nude Or do you switch it up a little bit?

Oh, you gotta switch it up Good girl

I'm proud of you for that Question three and six on sex Miranda What is the kinkiest thing That you like to do in the bedroom

Oh boy Yeah sweetie Tell me I will say Okay Booty play is one of my Oh I'm so sorry

Booty play Just like your mom Soak in the image, Miranda

Yeah, no, no, I don't want to think about it Oh my gosh, I would have just died Oh my gosh, Miranda Oh yeah, no, I'm dying a little bit inside It's all good

How bad do you want this prize?

I want it

Question number four in Six on Sex We always love to talk about nicknames. I'm going to ask first off, what is your nickname in the bedroom?

Dad, you're going to hate this. It's Randy. Randy. That's the nickname that my mom wanted to give me when I was younger, and he did not like it.

Wait, so you use the nickname that your dad doesn't like?

Yeah, because he's never said it. So that's like the one thing that I can get away with. Like, I don't know about my dad when that happens.

Well, that's not the one thing. There's probably 7,000 other names you could have used.

Okay, that's fair. That's fair. But, you know, Miranda, Randy, Miranda.

Question number five in Six on Sex is going to be a fun one. What do you like to call your guys in the bedroom?

Oh, well, Dad, I'm sure you can picture this. It's going to be terrible, but Daddy is one of the things I do like to call men. Oh, no.

Okay, that one first. You should have only one Daddy.

I know. I did up until 10 years old.

But that stopped. Oh, my God. Daddy, how does that mean? Oh, boy. Daddy, does she still call you Daddy, Daddy? No, God, no. And if he does, there's going to be some issues. Yeah, never again will you ever do that, right?

No, no, no, no, no.

You can call me Josh before Daddy again. And last question, question number six in Six on Sex. It always makes parents blush when they hear that their child has had multiples in the bedroom. Have you ever Been a part Of a threesome

I have not been a part Of a threesome

Lame He says lame

But I have had sex With more than one person in a day Oh

You added to the story

I did I had to Really

What time did you guys have sex the first go-around?

It was in the morning, about 9 a.m.

And then later, what, the evening or afternoon?

Evening, yeah, it was in the evening. It was after 10 p.m.

And who were these? Did they know each other? Do I know them?

They do not. They do not know each other. And no, you do not know them.

Was there hopefully a shower in between those two?

Yeah.

Oh, yeah, there's multiple.

Yeah, there's multiple. That has been six on sex. We made it. Dad, this contest is amazing. It brings families closer together. I've never felt more proud of my daughter in my entire life. National Honor Society, U of M, nothing. Yeah. We got on the radio. This is it. Go blue.

We're on the radio, baby. We made it.

We're setting you up with the prize. Congratulations to you, Miranda. Dad, thanks for being a good sport. You're very welcome. Thank you. Have a great day, folks. Be safe. All right. Take care of yourself. Miranda, hang on. Your prize is coming. Bye, everybody. Goodbye, Daddy. Bye, Dad. Bye, Dad. If you would like to be a contestant on 6 on Sex, text SEX to 95500 so that you can be on next week's show. text sex s-e-x to nine five five zero zero and you can be on six on sex six on six mojo in the morning six on sex our producer kp got uh stuck in a car wash well almost stuck in

car wash i was afraid for my life this car wash right next door to the station won't say which one did you think you were gonna drown like what happened i thought it was gonna stop and no one was gonna know i was in the car wash it was so i know which one you went to you went to my so you

okay so you went to the car wash and i'll describe it i won't say the name of the place but it's a car wash where you don't get on the tracks and drive through it like it doesn't take Which, by the way, those scare the crap out of me too Because I always get yelled at Because I don't put it in neutral fast enough

I can never get my dang car in the face

Why?

You have to back up and try again I'm always so embarrassed when they tell me to

I was coming out of one on Friday And everybody stopped right at the exit To wait for the towel dry And I'm like, I'm going to hit this car Oh my gosh, it's pushing me into this car So I had to honk until I'm like, go forward Where there was three cars So I had to hit the brakes as I was still getting pushed forward

So the one that KP went to, you go in, and you have to drive up, and then when you get up on a certain part, it goes, and then it makes you stop. You have to stop your car right there, right?

You're on, like, a platform. Yeah, and it, like, shifts. It's like, rrr, rrr, rrr. Oh, yeah. The whole car shakes.

Yeah, and the whole car washes around you.

And the worst part is that my car has been having issues with the stop start, meaning it will stall. And I have, since last week, it is, I haven't had an issue. Like, it hasn't stalled on me. but knock on my word oh my god yeah we're the worst thing i stalled in the starbucks drive through can you imagine stalling in a car wash oh yeah yeah you're just forever you're just how do you tow a car that's stalled in a car wash well i think that somebody's got to push you out or

something like that but the place that you went to for the car wash is like off in the distance of where the rest of the the area is so if you're stuck in that car wash nobody knows you're stuck in the car wash you're kind of like because it's one of those touchless alone car washes where you have to like put your credit card in push the button and you go inside and it's excessively

long too isn't it i don't well no it's actually very claustrophobic i don't know if it was yeah but i mean it's like the length of it probably the same as a regular car wash you just don't notice how long you're in there i don't think it's very effective either like it's i don't know it's like if you ask a five-year-old to wash the countertop like that is what i would equate that car washed you because i the purpose of getting it was to get all the ice and stuff off my car and have it melt yeah it didn't do that like it was just oh my gosh i just stuck on i

just paid ten dollars to like be shook around i i used to go get car washed uh there my car washed there before the show and i thought oh i got plenty of time to go and i'd go get car washed next thing i know i'm going i think the warm-up show is ending here soon like i like i was in there for a while like going this is crazy i think i bought the the 25 dollar wash or something at that time where it double a double coat you with wax or something joe joe what did you want to say

about kp oh kp you have to get worse luck with the car if you're not out of gas at the intersection or uh broken starbucks drive-thru and now you're stuck inside a car wash you legit need to just Take the bus, get you a Joe Ferro.

Are you noticing a pattern with her?

Yeah, she needs you to stay out of the vehicle. Joe, what kind of car do you drive? I drive a 2016 Chevy Impala.

What time do you get up in the morning? Oh, 3.30 in the morning. Oh, so you can pick me up on your way up.

Oh, yeah, why not? We will not be out of gas. We will not be stuck in the drive-thru. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Thank you, Joe. I definitely don't get stuck to the car wash, so we'll be good to go. Thanks, Joe.

Appreciate you, buddy.

I love him.

Yeah, take care of yourself. KP, did you ever figure out what you were going to do with that car?

I'm actually meeting with Steve Gabara on Friday. You stay away from my man. Megan, I've said it once and I'll say it again. I wouldn't dare.

No, he'll treat you great. He'll really help you out. I'm actually very excited that you're going to go see him, but stay a respectful distance away.

Do you guys ever notice that there are certain days, like one of the things I realized in Michigan and Ohio, if the weather is halfway decent, like, okay, and when I mean halfway decent, the sun just cracks right out, okay? You just see a little bit of it. The car wash lines are eight hours long. Yeah. Pro. Every car washes must make a killing of money because these people that we all get so excited just to wash our car, don't we?

Well, I don't know about you guys, but in Toledo, it seems like a new one is popping up every three weeks. Like every time there's new construction somewhere, I'm like, I bet it's a car wash. I bet it's.

Yeah. Oh, really? We have like three here and they're like, it's a chain. They're everywhere, but it's like Tommy's and Mr's or whatever. And that's it. There's no other car washes.

Oh, no. I have to imagine in the past year alone, six have opened up within like three miles of my house.

But I'm kind of addicted to it. No. They drive me nuts. If I have five minutes to kill, I'm like, I'll go get my car washed. You have a membership, don't you? I have a membership. It's 22 bucks a month. I probably get my car. I get my money's worth out of that thing. I probably get my car washed 10 times. But aren't you ruining your paint job when you do this? Brian Moran, turn off the radio. It's a lease.

Lydia, that's a good idea.

What did you say, Lydia?

She said that we should do a show car wash. Do you think people would show up? Yeah, like how many people do you think would show up if we washed their cars?

So here's the deal.

Oh.

So Thursday, I have a – actually, Lydia, you and I for Breaking and Entering have an appointment with our friends over at Clean View Auto Wash. Remember Frank Toma donated to Breaking and Entering? And Frank Toma said that he wants to do another big donation to Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish. She loved what we did last year. So one of the ideas that we came up with was that we on the show would have to work a car wash for like maybe an hour or so. Like doing the towel dry or like actually washing?

I could be in the booty shorts. I could be in the booty shorts.

As long as we're clothed. And we do it. We do it. And people donate money to Breaking and Entering Christmas. Calm down.

Can I be the guy inside that yells at you? Neutral! The guy that always yells at Mojo.

You're not doing it right. They go neutral.

the funny was do you remember back in the day when we did the bikini wash because remember there was the whole story about the topless wash yes and so the car that i met the owner of that car wash that we did it at um not that long ago actually really really good guy it's nice to hear i figured we put them out of business no well it's fun it's funny because he's like hey i don't know if you remember me and i said what do you mean he goes remember you guys did the controversial car wash and there was like because everybody was talking about how this there was this bikini wash in some town that the town it was right next to a school and all these all these women would be in these like floss bikinis and stuff like that when we do our car wash you the boys on the show should be in bikinis i'll do it you want customers don't you it's gonna scare

everybody i'll show it off i think i would scare people away if i put on like a pair of goggles

and was like washing the water wings on.

It's wild because there are a lot of car washes that are up and about these days.

But the one you mentioned, they really do a good job. They're amazing. They're at the east side of town. There's a lot that I won't go back to because it used to be $5 washes. Nowadays, it's like the basic is $12. And then I'm like, wait, it didn't even get clean.

It's crazy, isn't it? And I never know. And I'm going to ask Frank this on Thursday. Should I buy the basic wash Or do you really get all that other stuff The undercoating

I want the triple foam in three colors And if it doesn't have disco lights Inside it's not clean Right exactly

What were you going to say Mike

It depends on if you have the snow crusted on the bottom of your car Then I want the other stuff But other than that I don't think you need any of it

Well that's the thing I'm going to find out from them I'm going to get it right from the horse's mouth We're going to ask them

Do you guys tip in car washes

The drying people. The dryer. Yeah, if they're drying. Yeah. Jordan, what's up?

So as soon as you guys mentioned the Mojo in the Morning Car Wash, I just got the image of you and the bad teacher in the Daisy Dukes. Yes, yes. It's like, hold the spudgy over your head. It's like, oh.

By the way, why are you getting the image of me anyway, Jordan? It scares me.

Because I'm calling it to just not do that. Thank you.

You make a donation to Breaking Dead and Christmas Wish, and I won't do it.

Okay.

That's what people have to do. All right. Thank you for the call, man. I appreciate it. What's up, Jen?

I would come just to see Spike in the short shorts.

Okay. I got you.

I think you should do it too, Mojo.

You know what? Hey, we'll do anything to help out the families that we help out with breaking in a Christmas wish.

Both of y'all bending over, like drying the tires and everything.

I was looking back at old pictures of Spike and I over the years, and I was looking at the shorts that we were wearing. Do you remember the days when shorts used to go down below your knee?

Do I remember? Michigan hasn't forgotten. You go the east side, nobody's forgotten those big baggy shorts still. Cargo. Yeah, the big giant cargos that go almost to your ankles, but they're still wearing them.

It was wild. I remember I was looking at a pair of, it looked like, I thought to myself, I'm like, are we wearing floods? And I'm already wearing shorts.

I'm already short, so it looks like I don't have legs. It's just a pair of shorts sitting on top of shoes.

All right, we've got to give away some Taylor Swift tickets right now. Text SWIFT to 95500 for a chance to win. That is SWIFT, S-W-I-F-T, to 95500. And you could be going to see Taylor Swift June 9th and 10th at Ford Field. Your chance to win.

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So on March 4th, which is that Sunday, Saturday, Sunday? One of these days. Okay, Netflix is going to air its first live stand-up special. It's called Chris Rock Selective Outrage. Okay, Saturday night. And this is big because Chris Rock's going to go live, they've never done this before, from a Baltimore, Maryland stage. And everybody's saying he is going to do some jokes and he is going to talk about being slapped by Will Smith at last year's Oscars.

G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it. All right?

It's jealousy. That was a nice one. Okay.

I'm out here. Uh-oh. Richard. Oh, wow.

Man, that slaps you so hard.

I hear that Chris Rock's already been doing some, you know, talking about this on his Ego Death World tour, but everybody's saying, oh, he's going to, like, actually elaborate on Saturday night. It was a G.I. I think Will needs to be in that audience.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Could you imagine?

Oh, my God. Also, part of this thing, Amy Schumer, Jerry Seinfeld, Arsenio Hall, Leslie Jones, J.B. Smoove, and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, among others. David Spade, Dana Carvey, going to emcee the post show.

Has Chris publicly forgiven him?

He hasn't spoken directly to Will Smith or even through the media since it happened. He hasn't said a word about it, and he kept saying, I'll have things to say, so this is apparently going to be the things he has to say.

He'll make a joke about it here and there, but nothing very direct. Harry Styles is partnering up with Mike Bloomberg's Everytown for Gun Safety Students Demand Action and donating $1 million in tour proceeds to secure more gun control in America. I know he had said a while ago he decided to join forces with Everytown after the Uvalde shooting, the elementary school shooting in Uvalde, Texas, so he's making it happen.

On tour, before the show starts, ads, ads, PSAs, I don't know. Well, anyways, things run on the big screen before he goes on stage.

A day after getting trolled by fans over his defeat, Jake Paul revealed that losing his fight to Tommy Fury was bad, but it wasn't that bad. He still made a cool $30 million from it. Posted this video of him crying, then giving a thumbs up. Crying, thumbs up.

You can see that on the other page. 30 million bucks.

LeBron James could be out several weeks with a right foot injury. I know he's undergoing further testing and combos to learn the full extent of what's going on with his foot. Happened during the Lakers' victory over the Mavs on Sunday. The Lakers previously announced that LeBron was going to miss tonight's game at the Memphis Grizzlies with a sore right foot. And a guy on TikTok claims he's got the best way to tell if somebody's cheating on you.

how to test your partner to see if they're cheating i used water bottle from goodwill that could theoretically belong to anyone pretend to discover it in their car here's your water bottle use this exact phrase it this only works if they think you think it's theirs if they have nothing to hide that's not mine i don't know whose that is they'll admit they don't know whose it is because you've made them feel like you trust them but if they are cheating thank you so much they'll go along with you and pretend it's theirs okay wow i love the production value it's very

Interesting, but his video, his name's Daniel, his video has divided fans. Some people are saying this is genius, this man has to be an ex-FBI agent. However, others say, well, it probably wouldn't work. For every couple, one person commented, as somebody with horrible memory, I'd probably think I actually did buy the water bottle.

It's the war of the water bottle, right?

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty Fades on MojoInTheMorning.com.

Let's go! Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. And another world-famous phone scam is next. You guys, you guys, you guys, great news. It's time for an official government survey. And when we mean official, we mean we're officially full of s***.

This country is going to s**t.

You got it on Mojo.

It's Mojo in the Morning's senseless survey.

Hello.

Hey, how's it going?

Good.

Are you a citizen of the United States?

Yeah.

How old are you?

11.

I'll talk to your mom if she's there. That'd be great.

Okay. Mom? Phone?

Tell her to hurry up.

She's coming. Hello.

Hey, how are you?

Good. Who's this?

My name's Bob Dabalina. I'm calling from the U.S. senseless bureau. U.S. Census Bureau? Just a quick 30-second survey for your government. Do you think we should lower the pregnancy rate in high schools by supplying more children with the World of Warcraft game?

Now, you know what? You're not from the census.

How would you know that?

Because you're asking me a question that has nothing to do with the census.

Child conception statistics?

Where are you calling from?

From the U.S. Senseless Bureau.

Census or senseless?

Where are you from, if you don't mind me asking?

You're calling me.

And you have a little bit of an accent there.

Now, I don't think this phone call makes any sense.

Well, that's why we're from the Senseless Bureau. And you're kind of making this difficult on me.

Well, the trouble is...

Oh, it's no trouble. I don't mind.

That you're... Are you for or against... You're misrepresenting yourself.

You're filling me with self-doubt.

And also, my phone number is on a no-call list, so you shouldn't even be calling me.

Well, I didn't see that list. Do you think people would be more comfortable with Satan if you had a last name?

I'm wondering what organization you're really calling from and what your real mission is.

I'm afraid you're being a little hostile.

But I find that you are misrepresenting yourself.

You're being combative.

Well, you're welcome to hang up.

You're raising your voice at me.

No, I actually am not.

Goodbye. Well, you didn't answer your three questions. Jeez. You know what, dial her back because this is just... I didn't even get two questions out yet. Try her again. Anne.

Hello?

I'm looking for Helena, please.

You were inappropriate with my son when he answered the phone.

I was?

Oh, I'm going to, the next time you call me.

I just realized that I don't think I've been using a number two pencil while recording your answers to these questions. Do you mind if we start back at the beginning again?

You're not going to get much out of her. So, senseless survey here on the Mojo in the Morning Show.

How many quality questions can we get to? It's another senseless survey on Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning show. So this is pretty wild. 56 percent of people agree it's time to grow up and buy real furniture and put real in quotes by the time that you are this age what is the age and when they say real furniture they say real furniture is not considered to be furniture that you just put together it's like furniture that you buy and probably has to have it delivered, I guess, to you. So I don't even think that IKEA is considered real furniture. And real furniture is not also the furniture hand-me-downs that you get from mom and dad and stuff like that. We're talking like you went out and bought real furniture.

I'm guessing they're also saying like real, like as in actual wood and not like plastic or composite or fiberboard.

What do you think the age is? that 56 that's a lot of people 56 percent of people that's they did they did this poll with uh i think more than 2 000 people i hope in the 40s the 40s mike it's so it's so vastly younger

than that i just want you to know that by 32 no i was with mike and i thought 40s y'all don't realize how expensive furniture is oh yeah we do please i just went through a divorce and to buy

everything all over again 28 years old you should no longer have cheap furniture in your home 28 yeah 28 years old half of the respondents 52 percent currently own fat they call it fast furniture yeah 56 percent believe it's only acceptable to have fast furniture if you are in your 20s. 56%. And then here's a wild thing. Respondents say that when you're heading towards the big 3-0 as the age, people should move away from any fast furniture nearly half, 47%. Admit that they've even judged someone who has fast furniture in their home as an adult. Well, I would love to do

that, but I have many other things I have to spend my money on or I won't have a couch to sit on.

That's true. Well, you got kids, right? And their furniture is more expensive than your furniture to buy all that stuff for the kids.

You know what? I just went out and bought the other day for the first time in my entire life. I have never done this in my entire life. And I realized that my mattress is from like when Allie and I first started dating. So this is like, oh, I should know this number. It is like since 2009. I'll just say that. Since 2009, that's the last time we bought a mattress, and it wasn't even purchased. It was handed down to us. I haven't bought a mattress in my entire life. Never. Oh, wow.

And mattresses are so stupid expensive that it's not the first thing you go to put money on, even though it should be because we spend a third of our life on the damn thing.

I feel like there's a million mattress stores, too. Have you ever noticed that? Like, you drive down the street? Yeah. That must be a big business. They always got mattress stores.

But there's no way it costs $3,000 to $8,000 to make this stupid fabric and box spring thing that's like, it's got to be a huge profit.

So every mattress that you had, you inherited from somebody, another family member?

So the first one I had was given to me, well, it was my childhood bed, or like the bed I had when I was moving out of my house. And then the next one, yeah, so I think a roommate bought one, and then their parents gave them one too. And so he's like, hey, dude, I got an extra bed. You want this bed? And I said, yeah.

You've got to really have a lot of trust in a friend to take their mattress.

I didn't care.

I know, but I'm saying. By the way, whatever happened to the mattress that you had before you met Allie? Was that a burn? Yes.

So when she moved in, yes. She's like, get that out of the house. It's got germs all over it. I came home one day, and it was sitting by the mailbox. She wanted to get rid of it. We donated it somewhere. I don't even know where it went.

Hi, Jill. How are you?

Good morning. I'm good. How are you?

Good, Jill. What do you think about this, that you should have real furniture by the time that you're 28?

Well, apparently I'm failing because I'm 36, and the only thing I've ever bought brand new is my mattress.

Really? So everything else was what, handed down from family members?

My parents' old couch. They're still in great shape. And when I moved into my house, the people that lived here before, they didn't want to take some of the stuff, and they were like, it's still in great condition. And I kept it, and I cleaned it, and it's great.

yeah yeah we um we when we moved into uh our first house chelsea and i actually did the same thing like we went in and we're like oh we really like this furniture and they're like we'll sell it with the house and they gave it to us for a little bit but it's funny we handed down to joe some furniture my my son joe and i am real territorial about how he's taking care of it i went so i just recently was visiting him i was in his apartment he took the legs off of the couch he said he said it was too tall to play video games with oh my gosh oh my god yeah i'm like well the funny thing

is my hand-me-down for my hand-me-down furniture my daughter said when she moves out she wants it

oh she's gonna hand me down to hand me down um thanks for the call tracy what's happening

good morning good morning what's going on well i just want to defend the rca business ready to assemble furniture i work at powder woodworking and the furniture in my house is at least 30 years

old and it's still standing strong yeah and it's all rca so they make good furniture that you don't

have to you know worry well it will last you for a while yep so buying good furniture doesn't have to be expensive yeah and it lets and when it doesn't function anymore it's easy to replace and it didn't cost you an arm and a leg.

What's the definition of good furniture?

Well, if it's real wood and it's screwed together, screwed and glued well, that it's not like, you know, a hex key or whatever Ikea gives you to put it together, where when you move it, it's not going to fall apart.

But who makes that anymore? Like, I'm in love with a store in Toledo. It's called Glean Vintage, and he goes around and he finds pieces, and they're all, like, mid-century modern, and they're amazing, and I'm obsessed. But other than going to him, I have no idea where to buy furniture like that. Like, I don't even know where you can buy all wood furniture anymore.

Yeah. Well, I mean.

You can go to Souther.com and buy theirs. But we've got a huge store here in Archibald, Ohio, that you can come to, too.

Yeah. I always, I think, you know, a lot of people go to, I mean, we've obviously got Garner White is one of our big sponsors. But a lot of people will go to those sites like Wayfair and stuff.

You've got to be so careful.

Is Wayfair considered not real furniture?

I think that's considered fast furniture. I mean, and being very honest, I've gotten really great things off of Wayfair, and I've gotten things that have literally arrived, and they were crap.

What's up, Holly?

Hi. So good morning, you guys. I'm an interior designer, and I actually specialize in antiques. And so I just wanted to give you guys some tips on where to find it. Your last caller was saying that she doesn't know, you know, really a good spot to find good quality furniture. So, obviously, resale is a great spot if you're going to any kind of like, you know, like a Salvation Army or something like that. But I will say in the last few years, they have really upped their prices. But honestly, the best places to find really good quality pieces is going to be estate sales because older people always have great furniture. Oh, good idea.

And they keep the plastic on it for a long time, making sure that it doesn't.

And usually people are trying to get rid of that stuff. So you're going to get a good quality piece that's been taken care of. And most likely they are trying to clear out the house. So if you go on a Sunday, because Sundays are usually the last days, you can get everything half off or close to like free. I'm talking like really good deals. So that is the best place to find.

Good tip.

Yeah.

Thank you, Holly.

Great, great pieces. You're welcome.

We got to give applause to Lexi because, Lexi, how old are you?

I'm 28, and my husband just turned 30. And we literally this week went out and bought furniture because I looked at him, and I was like, I'm 28 and he just turned 30. We need a couch that's not from Ikea that our kids can't break. So we just dropped a bunch of money this weekend on our couch that's being delivered tomorrow.

I love, by the way, when Chelsea and I bought our first real furniture, and I had to apply for the loan at the furniture store. and I remember walking around the store. This wasn't here, so it was American Home Furnishes in Tucson and we got the page Chelsea and Tom back to the desk and I looked at Chelsea and I go do you think we got it? I was looking at it the whole time and then the guy told us that we applied for the loan and we ended up getting $1,500 more than what we applied for, of course, their little gimmick

and we were like, we can buy pillows and we were like, so excited And then you have kids, and they ruin that furniture that you saved up for. And you're like, what the heck?

Literally, I had the Ikea couch for two years, and it's completely destroyed. And I was like, okay, we're done. And we got our taxes, but we were like, oh, we'll see cash. I'm like, I feel like such an adult right now. I got debt, whatever, but I'm paying cash, and I feel so proud.

Yeah. It's about the same way when I – we got that one of those adjustable beds. One of those – The best ever. I've never slept in one in my entire life. We're about to find out tonight for the first time what it feels like, but I'm so excited.

Do you know what we had happen to us, Mike? All of our friends, we all had the same bedroom set because we all went. It was like so popular at that time, that one bedroom set. And every one of our friends, we would go to their homes and go, oh, my God, you guys have the same bedroom set we have. We didn't realize that the furniture store had the deal at the same time. And we all went and bought the same furniture at the same time.

Gotcha.

The adjustable thing, by the way, is fantastic.

Is it?

Especially on a Saturday to watch television. I just sit there and watch television sitting up.

I make it into a taco, so I put my feet up, like the foot side up and the head side up.

What's that setting called on the thing that you push it? I think it's zero gravity or something like that.

Oh, see, mine doesn't have that.

Oh, it doesn't?

No.

It says zero gravity on yours, doesn't it, Mike?

Yeah, yeah. I got the memory foam with the adjustable thing, and they said that's what sold us, is that we almost fell asleep in the store while our kid was watching something on our phone. Can you imagine?

People walk in going, hey, that's Mike from Mojo in the Morning, sleeping on that bed. It was so comfortable. That's great. Mojo in the Morning Show, it's the phrase that always starts a fight in Spike's house.

Yeah, it's real simple. It's four words. I'm soaking the pan. Yes. i am of the belief that sometimes after cooking things are burnt onto the pan or the you just can't get the pot clean because it's it's so you have to soak it for a little bit that drives meg into a tailspin oh my gosh does my girlfriend get mad at me when i want to soak something so then she ends up just doing the dishes right away immediately and i'm like i'll do it but i wanted to soften up first it's all like caked on there and i can't scrape it off you don't want to why why does she do the dishes then well she says it doesn't need to soak i'm just trying to prove you wrong yes and is she right sometimes i mean but she's putting a lot more work into it than needs to be done if you just wait a little while it'll all be a lot easier to clean it Did you ever cook?

You ever cook rice in a pan? Like you do the rice thing and it sticks to the side of the pan? It's like the worst. I have to soak it.

Almost everything. It doesn't matter what I'm making. Because first of all, she got rid of all my Teflon nonstick pans because she believes. She's right. It's bad for your health. It's bad for the environment. She doesn't want her kid to get cancer. We all grew up with that stuff. So I don't care. I'm like, I'm already going to die of that because I've been using them for 40 years. But she got rid of it all and got some nice pans, like some chef's stainless steel. But they are impossible to clean You can't get that stuff off

And did you know this? I did not know this until A friend came over With those non-stick pans You're not supposed to use Any kind of I didn't know the olive oil part But people use a spatula That is not a rubber spatula

Or a Brillo pad to clean it off You can't scrape anything on them So you gotta let soak a little bit is my point

So that's the thing that causes a fight in your house

Oh, my gosh. One phrase starts that fight any time if I'm soaking, if I soak anything, if I'm just like, well, look at this knife. It's all caked. It's like on there. So let me just put it in a little glass of water for a minute. Let it soak. Nope. Oh, boy.

Hey, Amanda, what's going on? Oh, I got to put your phone on. I'm sorry, Amanda, say that.

That's fine. I won't let my husband touch the dishes because he'll soak everything and say, I'll do it later. And then it never gets done. So I just do them. I don't let anything soak. I put some elbow grease in it. I get it done and it's over with.

See, to be fair, I will go back and do it, but I'm going to wait an hour. I'm going to watch it an episode and then come back when it's all ready to be done. But she can't let it sit for an hour.

I agree with her. Explain that story to me about why women can't let something soak.

I'm sorry, I don't know if it was just the way I was raised, but you get the dishes done when dinner's done. Everything needs to be cleaned up. You clean the kitchen, you do your dishes, and you just go on with the rest of your night. I'm one of those women that cannot go to bed with a sink full of dirty dishes.

Yeah, and it starts to smell.

It does. It stinks.

Not in an hour, it doesn't.

Yes, it does.

If you're leaving it overnight, it'll stink. But if I'm just putting it in the sink for an hour, that's not going to stink.

Right now, I feel like I'm talking to my husband and I...

She wants to reach through this phone and strangle me right now. Bumbling, fat, idiot husband.

Janelle, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi, Janelle.

Oh, hi.

Hi.

How are you?

Good. What's happening?

um i was wanting to comment on spikes not being able to clean this clean the stainless steel

there's a stuff called pink oh yeah i bought that i use that for the shower tiles in the bathroom

no you can use it for everything i use it for glass i use it for um cleaning the stainless

steel on the pot okay that's the other thing i don't okay i don't want to pile on my girlfriend because she does all the cooking and cleaning and everything, so maybe I shouldn't say it.

Well, now you've got to say it.

She gets rid of all my cleaning supplies and buys all this earthly green stuff that doesn't work. So, like, yesterday I came home, and there was new things on every countertop. See, I like all this. The kitchen, the soap was gone, and now it's this generic white clear jar of I don't know what it is. She bought it on some Amazon sale six months ago because it's good for the earth, and it's a little pellet, and she shakes it, and all of a sudden it's, I don't know, it's unicorn wishes or something. It's not real soap because it's not cleaning.

Dr. Warner, our show gynecologist, is very big on all that kind of stuff. I know, but it doesn't work.

There's a reason you need to choke on chemicals to get the shower scum off.

But he eats out a lot.

Pink is all natural.

He doesn't do his own dishes and cleaning supplies. All right, I'll give Pink a try. Dr. Warner probably has a lady coming over to his house cleaning, and she brings her own cleaning supplies.

Right, and it makes me feel guilty because I honestly do have the intention of cleaning, but it's just not, I can't clean on my own terms, so then she does it, and now I feel twice as bad because she cooked the whole meal for five hours, and then she's doing the dishes, but I'm like, it's just, it's not soap. What is that? That's like, that's water that was blessed by the Holy Church, and it's not going to clean the dishes. It's not, it's just water.

Laura, what's happening?

Spike, you just have to throw in a dishwasher pod.

a dishwasher pod do they even have those at your house or is that against the environment yeah

they're i don't know what they are they're made of um peacock feathers or something they just

lightly brush the dishes clean do you know what's funny i learned on tiktok you know you don't put your pod in that little container that holds the pod you just throw it right in there did you know that really yeah if you throw it right in there it dissolves better and the soap gets more evenly

around the idea of the

little thing on the door to put it in was because it's waiting until this so until your water gets

super hot and it rinses first now they say that that it actually gets more they they did a i saw a tiktok of a scientist that showed the how much bacteria life hacks because there's bacteria inside

of that little thing they say it gets caught well the life hacks that i have is you fill it up with hot like you fill it up when you bake something that has like that crusty like cheese or where it burns to the side of the casserole a bit all you do is you fill it up with hot water you toss the dishwasher pot in after an hour all of that wipes out perfectly fine and it's ready to go like obviously rinse it and wash it all right i'm gonna try that makes it where you don't have to scrub it i swear on everything it works my whole family does it i'm going to try it if she allows

me to soak it for 20 minutes andrea what did you want to say you know i got rid of my dishwasher Or two years ago And my husband after dinner He just wants to go straight to bed Because he's up early But I can't get away with Leaving dishes in the sink Or leaving the living room messed up And he's like, well no, just come to bed and relax It has to get cleaned I'm not going to wake up and have twice as well That's a female thing

Guys have been used to Piles of dishes all over the place Not taking the garbage out

I always say, I'm just going to go write a few things for the show tomorrow morning and then I'll come back to these dishes and then it's done. Let me ask you this, Andrea. She's learning all your tricks right now. Andrea, have you ever put the knife hanging over the sink because you might make another sandwich later? You got the peanut butter knife?

No, but I do it with my

cup. Every morning I grab my cup before I go to work and I rinse it out and I'll just let it sit there on the counter.

See, that is so funny

As Wes and I start to spend more time together I notice that he does something So similar to that Where he will rinse his stuff Which is really nice But then he'll put it on the counter On top of where the dishwasher is And so I'm always like, why don't you just open the door And put it in at that point It's ready to go I don't know It really causes so much clutter

So he actually rinses it And then he sits it right next to the door

Yeah, but puts it right on top of the counter.

I can't make fun of him. I didn't even rinse it. Isn't it weird how both you guys are both in new relationships? Yeah. And you end up learning stuff about people. Oh, yeah. It's like you get to a point where you're like, oh, my God, this person's perfect. Except for their dishwashing abilities.

Literally. I'm going to have to start cleaning again when my grandparents come back. I feel like I've got to do a whole deep clean of the place before they get there because.

When's D-Day when they come back from Florida?

I don't know. When the weather gets nice? You better find out. And my grandma's the type to clean up all my stuff around me, too. Like, not that I'm a huge slob, but she'll, like, do my laundry and stuff. And it's like, oh, grandma, please don't do my laundry.

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Well, that wasn't, you said the EPA that was investigating, they said it was a consultant firm helping with a cleanup.

Yeah, well, they were EPA workers that were on that plane that were doing it.

She said the name of a consulting firm.

Well, let me listen to it one more time. I mean, regardless,

That is really very interesting.