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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show it is monday march the 6th It's already March, and happy Monday it is after a kind of weird, crazy weather weekend, and we're going to start off with some rain, snow possible today. Nothing like what we had on Friday in the Detroit area. I'm going to tell you that while Mike was in West Michigan sipping wine and probably sitting, you know, You probably were out on the driveway roasting marshmallows, Mike.

Look, we don't usually get the good weather. We usually get the heavy snow, and I'm telling you guys, and you're like, well, it's not that bad here. This weekend, it was sunny and beautiful. Yeah. I did drink water.

Well, listen, the weekend was sunny and beautiful here, but it was after Friday, after we got, you know, in some places, 13 inches of snow. So it was pretty crazy.

Did I see thunder snow, too?

Yes. That was crazy.

It was insane. It was crazy.

Yeah, just very nutty stuff. And it was thick and heavy, and it was tough to move. And so, yeah, it was bad. Friday in the afternoon, it wasn't horrible. And then all of a sudden, it was like the...

sky just opened up at like around I don't know like 6 o'clock or something like that 5 or 6 o'clock and then it just was like blizzard like and then that's when the thunderstorm snow happened and honestly it was our payback for making fun of Mike guys and that's everybody on this show because we've all made fun of him. Everyone. He lives in the polar vortex known as Grand Rapids but and Megan did you get a chance did you make it up for your show in Royal Oak that you were going to be coming to? Why are you bringing it up?

Oh, no. I'm so upset, you guys.

Was it canceled because of weather?

No, it was canceled because of truck drivers, and I'll tell you why. My brother and I were coming up for this, and we left four hours early. We left at 6 o'clock, doors opened at 9, and the show started at 10. And we made it up as far as Monroe before turning back, And I can 100% say the reason why we decided to turn back was because of semi-truck drivers. The way that they were driving on Friday night was wild.

You better be careful. Remember, those are our only listeners since COVID.

I don't care. Y'all were wild in these streets literally on Friday night because everybody like in a regular car was driving very cautiously. I mean, the most you were driving was 50 miles an hour. And these semis were flying and changing lanes like it was the Daytona 500. My brother and I just kept thinking of that huge car pileup that happened not too long ago. And we're like, this is going to happen again. This is going to happen. One of these trucks is going to slide into somebody going 70 miles an hour. Like, this is, there was no way they were going 70. They were going 90 in my mind. Probably not. But in my mind, they were flying. And it was so, so scary. We almost saw a semi-smoke a little Honda, and we were like, all right, I think we're done. I think we're done. I think we should go back because this is getting super dangerous. Yeah. So I cried for a good 30 minutes on my way home because this is the fourth thing I've bought tickets to that I haven't been able to make in the past six months, and I'm really over it with how expensive everything is.

What were the reasons for the other ones not being able to make it to it?

Rage Against the Machine canceled, and I don't know if that was – was that the injury or was –

Yeah, that got moved because of COVID, then COVID again, then band injury.

Right, and then The Avalanche, one of them is super sick, and it kind of sounds like they might be dying, so I can't really complain about that, but one of them is super sick. And then we had tickets to another show that got canceled, and then this one in Royal Oak.

So the other ones got canceled. It was the one that you are most fond of, you're the biggest fan of, that would not cancel their show.

The other three, all birthday presents for my brother. All of them keep getting canceled.

Well, the bummer about this one was that they didn't cancel and they should have canceled because it was unsafe for people to go out Friday night.

Was anybody, like, did you see video or photos from the show? Were people there? Yeah, but it wasn't a full room, and I'm guessing.

Sean Streif went.

Yeah.

From our Channel 955 Detroit station. So they, who is it, again, that you went to go see?

Sasha Colby from RuPaul's Drag Race. Sasha Colby. Oh, my gosh. Season 15. So she, I.

How did Sasha Colby get to the show? Because she was already in a hotel, probably in Royal Oak, so she didn't have to travel. So she was going to take that check, regardless of how many people were going to be able to make it. Yeah. That's a bummer, because it puts the fans at risk.

Yeah, I ate that money, though. That's the frustrating part. It's like, I spent money on those tickets, and I'm just not going to see that again.

Can I tell you something that was interesting about this storm? If you lived in certain areas, like even in Farmington Hills, where our station is, it got like half the amount of snow here that I got at my house, or got those people up in Clarkston.

Yeah, it was really local, like really weird from neighborhood to neighborhood

and zip code to zip code so we had friends that were driving in from being out of town on a vacation and they uh were you know coming back and everybody was telling them like you know mark and do not drive like get a hotel room in ohio or whatever and they're driving they're going by the airport and they're like there's nothing they thought that we were all messing with them and they were looking at the weather forecast thinking ah it's not even that bad and as they passed the airport and started getting down 275 towards I probably like Livonia area it started becoming like a crazy blizzard and that was the thing that was so nuts about your drive you would have gotten halfway and probably besides the fact that you have those truckers that are nuts which by the way they all listen to them call us up our show trucker Kenny trucker Lyndon trucker uh you know uh gosh all Howard Howard I mean yeah

I didn't want to come down and Howard's still battling. I'll call him nuts when he survives through cancer and stuff. But he is nuts, though, by the way. And we love him. But you could have gotten halfway through and then been, oh, this is not that bad. But the problem would have been going home.

I was going to say, I was going to make it. There was no way I wasn't going to make it.

It was, was I going to get stranded there or not? Yeah. I took Smith out for like a mommy son date and then Andrew dropped off Lucy to me and we I was like I'm gonna go my girlfriend invited us over she lives 0.8 miles from my house not even one mile so when I was going there it was like starting to snow I'm like oh we'll be fine this is nothing you guys it took me about 35 minutes to get home I had to stop four times got stuck in her driveway once got stuck in another driveway on her street trying to turn around and then got stuck on the main street right there in front of my house trying to go home it was absolutely insane the

speed at which it was coming down i left uh lake oregon there was just a few flurries falling and then by the time i got on the highway it was full blown and then by the time i got halfway home i could not see the car in front of me and when i got home i couldn't get in my own driveway and everything was completely covered with like three inches of snow and i was like that was a 45 minute

one hour commute my son had a sleepover with at buddy's house went over to a bunch of buddy's houses and he said that they all got stuck in the snow and it wasn't until and i can't remember what school it might have been it was probably like rochester adams or something like that the wrestling team was coming back from practice they had practiced that morning and they helped lift the car out of the snow because you legit had to finagle like you getting stuck in the snow it was

so thick so heavy and and then when i took a walk yesterday around the neighborhood it looks like a tornado went through because every house has trees down yeah because of the ice again and again i

know i know it's just been uh it's been crazy here i will say this thank god for sun we got to see some sunshine and that was that was incredible that completely changed and also melted a ton of the the snow off so a lot of that snow you know pretty much uh you know been melted away unless It's in areas like Clarkston where you guys are going to be stuck with that for a while. But, well, we've got to find out what next show Megan's going to and don't anybody buy tickets to it. Because there's going to be a problem with it. What's up, Gary?

Hey, I'm just wanting to make a notation. I just got to notice that every time Megan talks about driving, it's always the other driver's fault. You remember the story about four months ago And she almost rear-ended a car Yes

That's interesting

What was he doing stopping at the light

Oh he brake-checked me Am I responsible for other people Brake-checking me now too

Were you tailgating

Was I what

Tailgating

No Of course not Because it's always the other driver's fault Never Megan's driving

I mean, I don't know if you know this, but, like, typically I don't do a traffic report every day on my great driving conditions and how I don't have problems most of the time, but I can start doing that for you if you want. I can do my driving reports.

Could it actually be not the driving conditions, but the driver behind the wheel of the said vehicle?

Oh.

No, I'm pretty sure my brother yelling, this is pretty dangerous, I can't believe these truck drivers are doing this, was really the turnaround for me.

Are you a trucker, Gary, and that's why you're calling and saying this?

26 years.

I love it.

You don't ever, truly, as a truck driver, you don't see other truck drivers on the road ever and go, that was a wild decision.

Megan, you just asked the perfect question. Yes, you are right. I'm sad truck drivers out here. I will give you that. I just happened to notice it. That popped into my head.

Why do all truckers sound like Trucker Howard? You ever notice that?

Wait, is he driving right now?

Where are you driving, Gary?

I'm in Western Michigan. I'm over at Mike's neck of the woods. All right.

Are you allowed to be on the phone while you're driving?

I guess I'm with your hands-free.

Okay. Fair, fair, fair, fair, fair.

It's not distracting. He could yell at you at the same time. He's very...

By the way, I think Megan, when she gets out of radio, is going to drive truck. I think she'd be a phenomenal truck driver.

No, I'm going to be a lot lizard. I'll see him.

I'd rather like to know when I'm going to retire.

All right. We'll talk to you later, Trucker Gary. Take care of yourself. Love you, guys. Take care. Love you, too. Love you. All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. We're going to take a break. We've got a lot of stuff that's coming up. What do you got trending in this hour's Dirty on 30?

Oh, the Chris Rock Netflix special. Everybody's talking about that this morning. So if you missed it, I'll do a quick little recap. Yes, he did talk extensively about Will and Jada. That's coming up in the Dirty.

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How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events and you tell us what year it happened.

This was the year that Nick Jonas and Priyanka got married having three wedding receptions. You know what? I forgot to actually load the stuff. So I'm not going to do it. I normally do the loading of this, but I forgot to do it. I was Chris Rock bleeping this morning. I'll just read them and then I'll have them for you at the end. We can act them out if you want. Okay. Three weddings. Kylie Jenner gave birth to her first child, Stormy Webster, in this year after hiding her pregnancy. And Eastside from Benny Blanco, Halsey, and Khalid was the big song. We'll be right back with the winner.

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Testing your memory this early in the morning. This is Mojo's Back in the Day. What year did this stuff happen?

All happened in the same year. I got the drops. It was the year that Nick Jonas and Priyanka got married with three ceremonies.

It was a huge wedding. We saw pictures, all of us, because it was like the royal wedding or something. How long did the wedding last? How many ceremonies did you have? Well, it was just three days. One Indian ceremony and one Western Christian ceremony.

And it was the year that Kylie gave birth

The youngest Kardashian-Jenner welcomed her first child With rapper beau Travis Scott

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What year was that, Heather? Hello, 2018 It was, congratulations What gave it away?

Nick Jonas and her three wedding

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All right, Shannon, what do we got in this hour's Dirty on the 30?

Well, Chris Rock closed his latest Netflix special, Selective Outrage, by venting about Will and Jada.

Y'all know what happened to me, getting smacked by Suge Smith. Everybody knows. Everybody f***ing knows. Yes, it happened. I got smacked like a year ago. last week I got smacked at the oscars by this motherfucker and people like did it hurt it still

hurts I got summertime ringing in my ears took the time to slam Will slammed Jada and slammed

their marriage while he was at it for people that don't know what everybody knows Will and his wife was f***ing her son's friend, okay? Now, I normally would not talk about this s***, but for some reason, these s*** put that s*** on the internet. I have no idea why two talented people would do something that f***ing low down. What the f***? We all been cheated on. Everybody in here has been cheated on. None of us have ever been interviewed by the person that cheated on us on television.

As to why he didn't react or respond physically to what happened at the Oscars a year ago.

A lot of people go, Chris, how come you didn't do nothing back? How come you didn't do nothing back that night? Because I got parents. That's why. Because I was raised. Okay?

I got parents.

And you know what my parents taught me? Don't fight in front of white people. He dropped the mic, walked off the stage, got a standing ovation. We'll have more from it, by the way, throughout the rest of the morning.

I actually liked what he said about why he hasn't done anything until now. And he said that he wasn't going to be one of those that was going to go crying to Gayle King.

He didn't want to be the victim.

The victim, yeah. I love that.

Pete Davidson and his girlfriend, Chase Wee Wonders, were involved in a car accident late Saturday night in Beverly Hills. Pete, behind the wheel of his Mercedes, driving a little too fast through a residential neighborhood, his vehicle went over a curb and slammed into the side of a house, causing damage to the exterior of the home, also taking out a fire hydrant, totally ruining their lawn in the process. Nobody was hurt, thankfully. Police don't believe that drugs or alcohol were a factor. The accident is still under investigation. Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck apparently had second thoughts about the mansion they were going to buy. They just pulled out of the deal on the $34.5 million home they were going to own just days before signing on the dotted line. We don't know why all of a sudden they don't want the seven-bedroom, 13-bathroom home anymore. So, the search. Trouble in paradise, maybe. I don't know. Maybe they're not going to stay together.

are saying i don't know that's a big home though for just uh them and and they're they got a lot

of kids i know but 13 13 bathrooms yeah i don't know all right yeah and lastly another one another norfolk southern cargo train derailment in ohio this happened near springfield ohio on saturday evening this time no hazardous materials uh aboard the train unlike the derailment in east Palestine, Ohio, but the Clark County Emergency Management Agency asked residents around the area to shelter in place. They did not issue evacuation orders, but still, I mean, come on. This is Senator

Sherrod Brown talking about it. This train was over 200 cars, which is 50 more cars than the East Palestine train. So the railroad's got a lot of questions they've got to answer, and they really

haven't done it very well yet. And for Ohio listeners, this was not Springfield Township. This was a different Springfield in Clark County. It's down in like the Cincinnati area.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

There's a Springfield here that we don't call Springfield Township. We just call it Springfield. So I think people who maybe didn't hear this story were like, what?

Well, and also doing a deep dive this weekend, I read that they have over 1,000 train derailments in the U.S. every year. Obviously, we are paying closer attention right now because they're closer to home. And, of course, no one could ignore that giant plume of smoke, but it's just crazy how often they happen.

Did you guys see the dash cam video from the cops or whoever it was? I think it was a cop car or something where you could see the derailment about to start. The train's going through an intersection crossing and starts to shake. And it shook so much that it took down the bells and dingers. What's that thing called? The gates? The gates and stuff. Yeah, it's crazy. Wow.

All right. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on NojoInTheMorning.com. Good morning.

Mojo in the Morning's dirt. And another phone scam coming up in minutes. Damn, the size of my snow angel is more proof that I need to get to Planet Fitness more often.

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Two new contestants in the five at 6.55 this morning. We'll meet them in just a matter of moments. And congratulations again to Holly, 15-time champion, and she beat Shannon on Friday. We're going to do a phone scam right now. Phone scamming to Karen, and truly, her name is Karen. And we're phone scamming her about something that has been a little bit of a struggle, and that is loss of power. Spike, though, kind of getting on her nerves by making her think that there was going to be even more power that was going to be going out. It's a mojo in the morning phone scam.

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hello hello i'm looking for karen please speaking hello karen my name is phil ripen clipple from energy and uh there's a great demand for electric power and it's really putting a strain on our system so what we're doing is calling some of our customers let them know how we're going to reduce our energy usage so that they can have more electric power. We're going to put you in this program, and it's just going to adjust your electric usage a little bit. My name is Phil from Energy. We are going to give you a blackout at your house on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays.

A what?

A blackout. We're going to turn your electric off for those three days each week, just for probably the next two weeks or so.

Oh, no. I don't think so.

This isn't really a voluntary program? It's going to happen to a lot of your neighbors as well?

I don't think so. This is bull****.

You're taking this very personal. It's really nothing towards you. Everybody's going to have the same program in your neighborhood, and we're just telling you.

I don't care what everybody else is doing. I'm not doing this. I just had a baby, okay? I need my electricity.

Do you cook with a gas stove or an electric stove?

It shouldn't even matter what I cook with because you're not turning my power off.

What we're suggesting to mothers is that maybe on those days you just go to a mall or Target.

I'm not going anywhere. I'm not leaving my house.

You can understand as a new mother that there are hospitals that can't even plug in their life support.

I am so sorry for them.

Right. So what I'm just saying is.

I'm not going to make me be a cold-hearted person because I am not.

What model furnace do you have?

What model furnace do I have? I have a 90th furnace. 90th f***ing business.

If it were up to me, I would climb the utility pole outside your house with a scissor, and I'd cut your power off right now.

I don't think so.

We're just going to flip the switch from our headquarters and turn your power off.

Go ahead. Did you hear what I said? I have a baby. I have to pump breast milk.

There's only one last thing I can do, and that's tell you that this is Spike from the Mojo on the Morning Show, and you've just been phone scammed?

Are you f***ing kidding me?

I told them this was not a good idea to do this to a new mom. You're probably already sleep deprived as it is, aren't you?

You have no f***ing idea.

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It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo. 5 at 6.55, yo.

All right, we got two new contestants this morning in the 5 at 6.55. And welcome, Trey. Hello, Trey.

Hi, guys. How's it going?

Good morning. Good morning. How are you? It's going good. And Kyle. Trey and Kyle. This sounds like a new sitcom. What's happening? Yo, Mojo, what's up? What's happening? Now, let's meet Trey real quick. Trey, it says here you make car decals. You are from Lake Orion. And tell us about yourself. You got family. You got a girlfriend. You got a boyfriend. You got family. What do you got?

I have a girlfriend. Yeah, I've been left there for five years now.

Nice. What's her name?

Ashley.

Hello, Ashley. Kyle, you are a garbage truck driver from Sylvania, Ohio. Do you ever pick up Megan's garbage?

It's possible. I'm all over the place in Toledo and the surrounding areas.

Okay. All right. And what about you? You got some family or anybody you'd like to say hi to?

Yeah. Yeah. My beautiful wife, Amber. We've been married for three years now. Got a great stepdaughter, 12 years old, going on 13. and a beautiful baby boy is turning three and nine. Oh, you're busy.

Wow. Question for you. Does your wife force you to, like, wash off with a hose out in the driveway or something before you go inside after doing garbage all day?

Showers are a daily thing for sure. Oh, I bet you. Hope so.

What's the best soap to get rid of garbage smell?

Honestly, dial. Dial for men is pretty good.

Okay. All right. I like that. I'm going to have to try that sometime. We decided off the air that Trey's going to go first. Kyle's going to go second. Remember that there is no champion because there are two new contestants. So if there's a tie, there will be a tiebreaker. Know the show. Question. Kyle, say goodbye.

See ya.

All right. We're going to lock him up in a soundproof area. Trey, you're first. Five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always usually goes to the champion. But again, it's a tiebreaker question. Question number one. The Chris Rock special aired over the weekend, and he definitely shared his thoughts about Will Smith's Oscar slap. What streaming service can you watch it? Netflix. Question number two. Last week, Dylan Larkin signed a contract extension with the Detroit Red Wings, eight years, $69.6 million. What is Larkin's jersey number? Is it A, 71, B, 69, or C, 42? 42. Question number three. Cardi B has no regrets about her brand-new face tattoo. Her new ink is her son's name. What is it? Wave. Question number four. This famous lingerie store is bringing back its annual fashion show after a four-year hiatus. And question number five, this bad guy singer says she deleted every single social media app from her phone. Who is she? Billie Eilish. Let's bring our, I was going to say champ, but our challenger back from the soundproof area. Let's bring Kyle back. How did Trey do? Trey got four out of five. Oh, that's good. Very good. So you got to be good, Kyle. Here we go. Question number one. The Chris Rock special aired over the weekend, and he definitely shared his thoughts about the Will Smith Oscar slap. What streaming service can you watch it? Netflix. Yes. Scores one-to-one. Question number two. Last week, Dylan Larkin signed a contract extension with the Detroit Red Wings. Eight years, $69.6 million. What is Larkin's jersey number? Is it A, 71, B, 69, or C, 42?

You got me, Mojo. I don't know hockey very well. So just for the fun of it, let's go 69.

You both got that wrong.

Yeah, no, it's 71. But I like that. 69. Okay, here's the deal. You got to get the remaining questions right to force a tiebreaker. Question number three. Cardi B has no regrets. About her brand new face tattoo. Her new ink is her son's name. What is it? Wave. Correct. Two to two. Question number four. This famous lingerie store is bringing back its annual fashion show four years after the hiatus. Victoria's Secret. Yes. Three to three. And it comes down to this last question. You got to get it right to force us to do a know the show tiebreaker question. Question five. This bad guy singer says she deleted every single social media app from her phone. Who is she? Billie Eilish. Yes, it is. Yes. Nice job. All right. It comes down to this gentleman. It's a know the show. Your name is your buzzer. So when you know the answer, don't scream out the answer. Scream out your name. It will be something regarding this radio program. You ready?

Yep.

Trey, Kyle, what day of the week does the Mojo in the Morning show do Five Lies to Tell Your Mom? Trey, I believe, was first.

Wednesday.

Correct answer. He's got it. Trey is the winner. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Two good candidates for the game today. Wow, they were great. You know what? The last week and a half or two weeks of the 5 to 655 that's just been really nail-biting.

Yeah, and good contestants.

Yeah.

And I got my butt kicked.

Holly was good. Holly was very, very good, yes. She was so good. All right, so congratulations to you, Trey, on winning. You're back tomorrow with us. Thank you. Trey, can you make a car decal? Can you make Mojo in the Morning logos and stuff like that?

No, I can't, unfortunately.

No? What kind of decals are they?

We do stuff for Mustang and that kind of stuff.

Just fancy stuff. Well, we always need somebody to do that. And anytime we ever try to find somebody, they literally want to charge us more than the vehicle's worth to put our stickers on. And so we're always looking for that, if anybody knows. But, hey, here's what we got for you. I want you to do me a favor to stay on the phone. We're going to set you up the $5 to $6.55 with USFL tickets. You just want a pair of tickets to see the USFL Michigan Panthers regular season home opener on April the 30th at Ford Field. Tickets start at just $25 and go on sale this Wednesday, March 8th. Place your deposit today to lock in the best seats at the USFL.com. I actually am excited about that. I don't know, Mike. Football in spring and summer, I'm fine with it.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. Football anytime is great.

Yeah, so I'm kind of, like, cool with it. I mean, I don't know half the guys that are on the team, to be honest with you.

It's the environment. It's the experience.

I ended up finding myself watching it when it's on television. All right, hang on the phone. We'll get you set up with that.

It's Mojo in the mornings. Five is 655.

Mojo in the morning show. Good to have you guys here. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. If you are listening to us on the iHeartRadio app, don't stop the stream. Listen to the show, but text us your comment. But be prepared for a callback from our producers asking you to go on the air with us. And that usually means that we want to have you say that comment on the radio. Ready for this one, guys? We were doing our daily diaries yesterday, and I was reading the diaries last night before I went to bed, and I read Shannon's, and I was like, oh, something interesting is happening here. Shannon, not racing to the altar, but maybe racing to the courthouse? Yeah. And it could happen soon?

It could happen like within the next couple of weeks. It all depends.

Everybody knows that you are now engaged. They saw the engagement photos and stuff. What has gotten you? Because I think I asked you like a week and a half ago or two weeks ago, you and Wes both when we were all out together. I said, hey, so you got any plans going? You had nothing planned. This must have been something recent.

We have zero wedding plans. People keep asking me, have you guys had a date? Do you have a venue? And we don't. We're thinking. We were thinking. maybe next spring or summer so this is kind of a convoluted story but I have been having a little health scare as of late since like last fall and so I've been going to the doctor and the hospital way more than normal having some small procedures and tests done and I actually have a surgery coming up next month for this and god willing that will be the end of all of this craziness But if it's not, there will be a lot more visits, a lot more tests. I'll be spending some more time at the hospital and in doctor's offices. Well, here's the thing, and you guys know this because I've been venting about it. My insurance got all screwed up when I made the election for last year, which has now trickled into this year. And I didn't realize it until this coming January. So all of the testing and stuff that I had done at the end of last year, I am paying out of pocket for right now. Yeah, you're not in the best coverage category. And it is ungodly expensive. And the reason that it wasn't caught was because all of my normal doctors that I've been going to for years and years and years, Dr. Werner being one of them, they were like, wait a second, why is her insurance rejecting this? She's been a patient here for 14 years. And so they were resubmitting. And by the time that process got all said and done and it came to me, I was like, why am I getting this crazy bill? And I finally called our insurance and said, you know, what is going on? I've never not selected the same thing. Well, when they changed our insurance, I did accidentally select, you know, a different one anyway. So it's my fault. That's like a big fear I always have when I'm doing this insurance. Well, you know how it has that little assistant that says, based on your previous plan, you should select this one. Stupid me. I selected it without making sure like all of my same doctors and hospitals were on there. So now I'm in the middle of, you know, trying to get through this and I have to switch the hospital, all of my doctors to have these procedures done. It has been a huge pain in my butt and I just want to go back to my normal hospital and my normal doctor. So Wes has obviously been at my side as I've been going through this. And so the other day he said, hey, why don't we just go to the courthouse and get married and I'll put you on my insurance. And then that way you can go be with all of your doctors, go to the hospital you want to go to. And and that will be like the, you know, it'll be done. He's got great insurance. OK, better insurance than I have at this point.

So you're thinking maybe sneak off, get legally married, legally, no big wedding and party and all that stuff.

I mean, I don't know. At that point, like, do you just do it all?

I wanted a celebration.

Oh, there will be a celebration. There will be a celebration. But this, I think we would just do, like, really quickly so that he could put me on his insurance. Like, we're going to get married anyway. But I mean.

First and foremost, are you doing okay? Oh, yeah, that too.

Yes, before we talk about this. We want to party. Oh, are you okay? Thanks, Mike. I will be fine. I will be fine. And I am, to be honest with you, I am scared. Should I talk about this?

Well, you don't have to.

Okay. Okay. Yeah.

You can do that at a later time if you want to.

I am a little scared, but I think I will be totally fine when it is all said and done. But it is really important that I have this surgery next month.

Yeah.

And if I have to keep going to the doctor after that, like I... You

It's going to blow out your savings account.

I'm there right now with it.

So there was a question that you had written in your diary, which was, anybody else have to race to the altar for a particular interesting situation, interesting reason?

Yeah, why do you have to hurry up your wedding?

And I bet you that there's a lot. And I bet you that some of them are very funny, and I bet you that there's many of them that probably are kind of in scary situations or tragic situations. Like, you know, family member that's, you know, sick or something like that, you know?

Yeah.

Because I know my niece is getting married. Her dad has been battling dementia and he's only in his mid-50s. Yeah. And she sees that he is regressing more and more every day and she wants to get, walk down the aisle before he forgets who she is. So it's kind of, but I think that, you know what? There could always be a celebration, right? Yeah. You can have a celebration at the courthouse.

I do feel like I call this though.

Have you ever had, have you ever had. What did you say, Megan?

I felt like I called this.

Really?

Yeah, because remember, Shannon, we were talking like a week or two ago. What was the first thing I said? Don't have a wedding. Just go alope.

And how did she react to that when you said that?

You did. Straight up, I don't think she should have a wedding. I think she should have a party, but I don't think she should have a wedding.

Oh, we're not even... This all aside, we wouldn't really have a wedding. We've talked about if we get married, when we get married, it'll just be... That was bad, right?

When we get married.

Rewind. We're going to the courthouse now.

Good thing Wes is here. When we get married, it will probably just be the six of us, Wes, myself, and our four kids. And then we will just have a huge party.

Yeah. Yeah.

Don't worry, Mike. You'll be invited with alcohol, okay?

Thank you, because I know you want to get married in a church and everything. But I don't want to sit through a two-hour ceremony. I just want to party and drink. I'm happy for you.

Jodi?

Yes.

Hi, how are you?

I'm well, thank you, Shannon. I'm Canadian. My husband is American. He, in the U.S., they don't recognize common law. So when my husband went to go retired, he found out that, unlike myself, I wouldn't get any of his pension if we weren't married. So in 10 days, I planned a wedding, and we got married at the London Top House, downtown Detroit. Oh, that's nice.

Who married you, the maitre d' or the guy that waits at the door there, that really cool guy that's at the door? What's his name? The greeter. I don't know.

Darian? Darian, maybe? No, it was not him. It was one of our friends. Okay. And he was able to marry us, and there were eight or seven of us, and it was the best wedding ever. ever, and we had a celebration a month later with everybody at Oak City Grill in Royal Oak. So fun.

And now you've got the pension.

Now, when he dies, I got the pension, but he always had mine, though. Cannon Oak recognizes recognizes what do you call that? Common law.

Yeah, interesting. Staff, what's happening?

Hey, good morning, guys. So, Shannon, I'm actually a recent newlywed. Me and my fiance got married in las vegas last month and the place we got married at provided everything that we needed we got free limo service we got our marriage license you don't have to go to the

courthouse you can go to vegas and have a great weekend but where did you get married what place

so uh it's called 702 wedding it's basically downtown because the courthouse is right down the street from where the chapel is and our wedding was live so all of our family back home was able to watch me and my husband get married oh my god my dad would be so excited he loves so if everybody can't come they can't watch you live you can pick the package by the way i have

to tell you that i'm starting to get like close circuit crazy like i i watched a funeral this weekend. Oh, really? Yeah, I watched Don Shane's funeral this weekend.

As I was going to say, I feel like we finally all get out of that Zoom and Teams thing now. I don't want to watch anything else.

And they did it because, obviously, it was in California. But if you go get married, just send us pictures. You know what I mean? We don't need that. At the courthouse?

I don't think they take your picture.

Well, no, but if you go to Vegas, I don't want to see y'all having fun in Vegas if I'm not there in Vegas.

Yeah. Listen to this one. Erica, are you there? Yes, I am here. Your sister had to rush her marriage, right?

Yes, she did. So my mom had a cancer scare probably about six years ago. And my sister rushed and got married so my mom could be able to be there. And now she is. divorced, and my mom has no cancer. Oh, no. Oh, my God.

That's funny.

Well, thank God that your mom doesn't have cancer, and that's too bad about the marriage. Erica! That's funny. Erica, she's going to kill you for calling us, but that's funny.

I know she is. Everybody's probably better off.

You know what? If I had to go through a divorce to make my mom cancer-free, you know what I mean? Whatever. Joy, this is an interesting one, too. Why did you have to rush the wedding?

So we had to rush the wedding because my husband was in prison, and his grandmother was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, and we really wanted her at the wedding. And so we ended up doing the wedding at the prison with just his mom and his grandma present. And so one of her last signatures. I mean. Yeah, you can. I don't know how cool. Can you imagine it?

You know how difficult it is to rent out facilities for weddings still? That would be great. Can I go to Jackson Prison and see if we can get one? What was he going into prison for? Is that bad to ask?

It was just like a third offense drunk driving. He had 18 months. How's the food?

I feel like the catering wouldn't be that great.

Did you guys bring in tubbies or what did you guys do?

no it's really they don't really let you do anything but we've been married for 20 years

still we've never had an actual wedding oh that's nice i'm really it's surprising mojo like i wasn't you know i know you watch 90 day fiance so i thought every call was going to be about like you know for citizenship or something right what a variety of calls we've had about these people

rushing weddings and when do you guys think you'll make up your mind on this i don't know

We were just talking about it last night, too.

Yeah.

And then he was making fun of me because I was on Poshmark looking for a cute courthouse wedding dress. He goes, is that what you're worried about?

Well, and then keep us informed about everything with you.

I will.

I will. All right. It is Mojo in the morning. I'm going to bring something up right now that I think that most parents can relate to. And I want you to call in and participate with this, at least if you're the parent or maybe the kid. So I took Luke to the Michigan State game on Saturday, and we were driving up 96 to go to East Lansing, and we had the greatest drive there and greatest drive back. Now, it was post, you know, the storm and stuff, so it was a little crazy, but thank God that all the legislature people drive 96 because they actually had that plowed. You notice that they didn't plow anything else, but they plowed 96 for that reason.

Anywhere around the politicians' houses.

um i uh wanted to talk to him about you know some stuff because he's going to get ready to go to college and so we were having a conversation about integrity and i was trying to tell him some things that my dad has has taught me and taught me before he died and one is that you know you're only as good as your word and the other is that leadership is not about you but it starts with you. And so we were talking about, you know, what he wants to do in his life and things that he possibly wants to major in and all the rest of that stuff and had this amazing, very good father-son bonding moment about, you know, just being a good person. Then I pull into East Lansing and for those that have ever been to Breslin Center, you know, parking is a bitch. So I parked at the Kellogg's hotel, the Kellogg hotel there. And as I was pulling into the parking garage, the parking attendant asked me, are you staying at the hotel? And of course I said, yes, I am. And she led us through to park for free. So I just, could you feel his eyes just burning into the side of your head? So we get in, we pull inside there and he goes, dad, what did you just say? And I said, yeah, I said, a friend of mine, uh, Paul told me that that's how you get in here and you can park in there so we pull in and then we're driving up and he goes so much for the talk about all you have is your word and leadership and integrity dad right um yeah it went right out the window at that moment so I wanted to ask this question of our listeners what's the last lie that you told in front of your kids or to your kids and for the kids that are listening And this is kids that could be 20s or 30s, whatever. What's the biggest lie that your parents told you that you found out was a lie? And do you know that it's a lie? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I mean, I know we all tell lies around the holidays, right? But I think it's after the holidays is when, you know, things are all done.

There's like a little swimming pool in my neighborhood. and I mean I my kids are little so I'm really trying to instill in them like we do not lie that is you know really bad well there

There's a baby pool and then there's like a big pool. And so you can only use the baby pool or you can only use the big pool if you're five years old or older. And so when Smith, Smith just turned five last year. And so up until then, I would have to try like going there, you know, just me. I would have to try to split my time watching Lucy in the big pool and Smith in the baby pool. And it scared the crap out of me because I wanted eyes on both of them. Well, I mean, Smith's a way better swimmer than me. The kid can swim really, really, really well. I mean, you know, props to swim school. So I just told him, if anybody asks you, Bubby, you're five, okay? If the lifeguards ask you, you're five. Like, he could swim better than half the people in that big pool.

Hey, at least you lied up. Most parents to get their kids' meal food always lied up.

I'm telling him to lie after just having a conversation with him about we don't lie in our family.

My favorite is when you tell your kid, you know, it doesn't make a difference what their age is. You find out that it's free for kids under five, and you're like. You're five. How old is that kid? He's a three. With a one in front of it.

I had a situation where I was checking into a hotel last summer, and I have an app on my laptop that will just scan and search every discount code when you go to book travel. it like you aren't a hotel site it'll like go through every code and try them all it just automatically applies coupons so i just click it every time and it it always finds a good deal for me well i'm checking into the hotel and i'm standing there with my youngest daughter nicole and the lady says okay we're gonna go ahead and get you processed here oh and we did put the military discount on you for a veteran and and i just looked at her i was like excuse me she goes well we did get your your veterans uh discount on you and i looked at my daughter and she looked at me and i was like i couldn't say anything at the moment in front of the lady because i wanted the discount but later i had to say i swear i didn't i i would never just scanned it yeah i just scanned all the coupons i would never impersonate a veteran i thought you were gonna say because

i've done this before with my family you know how we'll ask you how many people you have in your room and ask you the ages of them oh yeah well i always lied making it young because i don't want to get charged for every breakfast and every adult so like my kids hide behind lobby trees and You know, plants and things like that. Bill, what's going on? What's the lie that you told in front of the kids?

Oh, the best lie ever. That the ice cream truck guy during the summer plays music when he's out of ice cream.

It's the greatest lie any parent can ever give to their kids. Yeah. Every kid grows up later in life realizing what happened, what their parents did to them. Carly, what's happening? Not much.

We're good.

What's going on? Was this a lie that you told your kids?

No, parents told me as a teenager. They used to let me know that if I would smoke weed while I, that if a cop passed me, his headlights would turn the smoke blue and they would know I was smoking.

That's a great lie.

I believed them for like a year.

That's funny. That is a great lie. That's creative.

I remember when Chelsea was like, go up to CVS and buy drug tests, you know, because we were thinking that the boys were, you know, smoking weed. And it's like, go to CVS. And you know how much those drug tests are? They're expensive. So I was like, I'm just going to get myself a couple of cups, you know, put a little food dye in them.

You can buy a pregnancy test at the dollar store. And just go do it.

What's going on, Jasmine?

All right. So when I was growing up, my parents would lock themselves in their bedroom, and they told us that they had to read the Bible. It wasn't until about a year ago that we found out that they weren't actually doing that.

Sounds like they keep dropping the Bible. But mom was screaming, oh, Jesus, a few times, right?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. All right. Thank you for the call. Appreciate it. Thank you. Take care of yourself. All right. Mojo in the morning show. What's going on? And Misfit Nicole, is this you? Yeah, it is. What's happening? Long time, no talk. What's going on?

Yeah, I'm not going to get into it on the radio, but yeah.

Tell me, Misfit Nicole, you don't ever lie in front of your kids, do you?

I do, but I was calling to say the lie. My mom told me. My mom used to tell me all the time you didn't need a license until the police stops you. So for years, I drove without a license.

Wait, why was she letting you drive without a license?

Because she did, too.

Was she looking for a designated driver or something when she was tipping the bottle?

No, my mom doesn't drink at all.

That's crazy.

I know. So for like a long time, I drove without a license. And then when I finally got pulled over, I was in some trouble. But yeah, for years I drove without a license.

license. Did you tell the police officer what your mom said? My mom always said.

No, because you know teachers, we get off. Police officers rarely give teachers tickets.

Wait a second. You went that long without getting a license? You were a teacher?

I didn't get a license until I was like 29.

Oh my God. You didn't get your first driver's license until you were 29 because your mom told you you don't need a driver's license until you get pulled over.

No, I just didn't prioritize it so I was just driving when I was.

Oh my God.

Wow.

That's funny. Thanks for the call, Nicole. Talk to you later. Talk to you later. Love you.

Don't miss this in Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 in minutes.

Meghan Markle's best friend was at the taping of Chris Rock's Netflix special, busted laughing at all of his jokes about Meghan Markle. We'll give you the full recap of that special, by the way, and why Bruce Willis' wife was screaming at the paparazzi about him over the weekend. that story coming up in the Dirty. Adam Sandler

tickets coming up next, too. We'll do that.

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Alright, Shannon, we have trending news right now. What's going on? What's trending

this hour? Well, a long-time friend of Meghan Markle's, her name is Janina Gavincar, was at the live taping for Chris Rock's Netflix special that aired on Saturday night and watched as Chris went to town on the Duchess of Sussex. Not only watch, but laugh.

No, no, no, no. Back to the show. Everybody trying to be a victim. Like, what's this girl? Meghan Markle. Oh. Seemed like a nice lady. Just complaining. I was like, didn't she hit the light-skinned lottery? Hit the f***ing light-skinned lottery and still going on complaining, acting all dumb like she don't know nothing. Going on Oprah, I didn't know. I had no idea how racist they were. It's the royal family. You didn't Google these motherfuckers? What the f*** is she talking about? She didn't know. The f*** is the royal family. They're the original racists. They invented colonialism. They're the OGs of racism. They're the Sugar Hill gang of racism. Like the hip-hop, the hibbit, the hibbidibbit, hip-hip-hoppin' you don't stop of racism. The is she talking about? I didn't know. That's like marrying into the Budweiser family and going, they drink a lot.

And this is somebody, again, who's, you know, standing on the sidelines next to Dave Chappelle, by the way, who she's friends with. Somebody who was at their wedding, somebody who defended them after they got slammed for their Oprah interview, just laughing away at jokes made about her friend.

They're so racist, they're so racist. Some of that shit she went through was not racism. It was just some in-law shit. Sometimes it's just some in-law shit. Because she's complaining. I'm like, what the f*** is she talking about? No, bro, they're so racist. They wanted to know how brown the baby was going to be. They're so racist. They wanted to know how brown the baby's going to be. I'm like, that's not racist. Because even black people want to know how brown the baby's going to be, s***. We check behind them ears. That's a scientific...

I will say this in her friend's defense He could make jokes about me

And I'd laugh

It was nice to see that comedy was getting back to Let's just make fun and have fun You can't take anything personally Even Will Smith and all this Alright, it is what it is That's what comedy is all about And the problem is comedy for the last three or four years has gotten so politically correct. Nobody wants to have fun anymore. And so many comedians are saying,

I don't even want to do it anymore because anything I say, I'm getting dissected for.

And the problem is, and this is no offense to you because it is a story that's in the news, but the problem is, the big story, her friend was laughing at her jokes. Yeah, and you know what? Meghan Markle hopefully was laughing at those jokes. You know what I mean? Like, come on.

So the part everybody is talking about is obviously the last 10 minutes where he slapped back, pun intended, at Will Smith.

Y'all know what happened to me, getting smacked by Suge Smith. Everybody knows. Everybody f***ing knows. Yes, it happened. I got smacked like a year ago. F***ing last week, I got smacked at the f***ing Oscars by this mother f***er. And people like, did it hurt? It still hurts. I got summertime ringing in my ears.

I mean, he went on, like I said, for about 10 minutes. And to your point, Mojo, people this morning are saying, he was mean, he was being mean. He did talk about why he didn't react that night, by the way, on the Oscar stage.

A lot of people go, Chris, how come you didn't do nothing back? How come you didn't do nothing back that night? Because I got parents. That's why. Because I was raised.

That's kind of neat. Okay?

I got parents. And you know what my parents taught me? Don't fight in front of white people.

Travis Scott's headline performance at Rolling Loud California cut short on Saturday night. Played by Cardi and Future were fellow headliners, by the way. But it was Travis' set that was cut short, and fans are now sounding off. He was actually doing this song. He was doing sicko mode. The audio cut out about halfway through the track And then the video screens Displayed a message Encouraging people to get home safely And so people in the audience are like Wait a second, what just happened? The song wasn't even over Travis was still on stage, he was trying to perform I saw some of the fan videos Or I saw in some of the fan videos Him saying, you know Thank you very much, I love y'all I wish I could do more, but they're making me go So I don't know, was it a curfew? Is that what it was? I mean, the crowd was booing.

Did he get on stage on time? Because sometimes people will show up a half hour late and then they get mad. They get cut short and they're like, well, we have an out like the community, the license of the permit of the concert. You have to end at a certain time. Right.

You know, it was amazing about going to that. I love the 90s tour with all the rappers and stuff. The rappers from the 90s got on and off the stage so fast. I was home by 10 o'clock.

Well, yeah, they're old. They want to go to bed early.

Why can't artists just get on stage, do their stuff and go? Like, why do they have to, like, make you wait so long?

It's the worst. I mean, it's the worst. And then by that time, I'm so pissed off. I'm not even in the mood anymore.

That's how we hit a point in concerts, too, where that stops. Is that not that it's still happening, obviously?

Yeah. I don't know. Honestly, no. Because if you go to any of these concerts, you know, like Lil Yachty and stuff like that, Lil Yachty's like an hour and a half late. It's like, can somebody please get Lil Yachty up on the effing stage, please?

Bruce Willis' wife, Emma Hemming-Willis, is begging the paparazzi to please, please stop yelling at him. Again, he was recently diagnosed with frontotemporal dementia, or FTD for short.

So in the spirit of raising awareness around dementia, you know, it's clear that there's still a lot of education that needs to be put forth. So this one is going out to the photographers and the video people that are trying to get those exclusives of my husband out and about. Just keep your space. I know this is your job, but maybe just keep your space for the video people. Please don't be yelling at my husband, asking him how he's doing or whatever, the woohooing and the yippee-ki-yays.

And she's yelled back before and she said, look, if you are looking after somebody with dementia, You know how difficult and stressful it can be to get them out into the world and navigate it safely. Even to just get a cup of coffee. Please, please, please respect our space. Saving Private Ryan actor Tom Sizemore passed away on Friday. He was just 61 years old.

Saving Private Ryan was the one decent thing we were able to pull out of this hole. God-awful mess.

Suffered a brain aneurysm last month at his home in L.A., died.

his sleep on Friday at a hospital in

Burbank. And I started this dirty with one Chris. I'll end on another. Chris Pine on why he recently cut his lovely lax.

Your hair has been on quite a journey this year. What was the thing that made you finally cut it off? I thought I was looking pretty, pretty flat. The hair was long and everything was happening and my publicist said that I look like Rachel from Friends. I couldn't unhear it.

Couldn't unhear it. That was it. He cut his hair. For all of today's dirty, check out the dirty page on NojoInTheMorning.com.

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All right. I'm giving away some Adam Sandler tickets. Kathy. Yes. Are you an Adam Sandler fan?

I am.

What's your favorite Adam Sandler movie?

Oh, I knew you were going to ask that. I'm not. I can't remember.

Come on. If you're an Adam Sandler fan, you can at least name one movie.

We were just talking about going to a show this weekend.

Okay. All right. Is it for somebody else?

No, it's for me. Okay.

Wedding Singer. Happy Gilmore.

Happy Gilmore is a pretty good one.

You know, you got all those horrible movies he did with Chris Rock. What was the movies where they grew up or grown-ups? Grown-ups.

He put all his friends, David Spade, he put them all to work for a couple movies.

Congratulations. You got tickets to see Adam Sandler. He's going to be at Little Caesars Arena, and it's happening on April the 17th. Thank you so much. Have tickets already gone on sale for this? Or is this like the week?

I don't know. We were just talking about it. We were just talking about it this weekend with my son and his wife.

I don't have the info written in front of me right now, but maybe they went on sale last week.

The show kind of snuck up on people. A lot of people didn't realize that he was even coming. Because he's been announcing. He didn't announce the whole tour once, right? Megan, he kind of announced a couple shows at a time.

I just saw the pre-sale like a week ago. I don't think the tickets are live right now.

Tickets on sale. Megan, we gotta go

I really wanna go

I'd love to see this show

And we're gonna make Spike see an Adam Sandler movie I've seen a bunch

You're not a fan

I like all the ones he's in with Drew Barrymore

I like Wedding Singer, 50 First Dates They're all cute

This is Adam Sandler You're listening to Mojo in the Morning And he is very, very hot And I do want to touch his hiney

Hustlers, I 10 out of 10 recommend that movie It's one of the best movies he's had in a long time

It's been on my queue list for a long time

Alright, Mojo on the morning show Spike, you had something happen to you When you were trying to go out and eat Or you were out and eating And it's something that Is rather annoying And I think I probably would be one of these people That would do this just to try to get a table But what happened?

So annoying, the table stalkers So we were at a crowded brewery on Saturday And our table of six was actually right by the door It was probably the closest table to the door and the hostess stand. So they had to line out the door, and I was so excited. I said to Meg a few times, like, look how great this is. Like, this place is booming. Well, occasionally people would hover over our table, and perhaps they were thinking we're wrapping up, or they were just being rude because they had to stand somewhere to, you know, there was people waiting out in the little vestibule. It's the worst place to sit, right, by the door at a crowded restaurant. But we were camped out there for a while because it was the three of us. It was me, Meg, and her son. And then my two daughters joined us for dinner. And then my brother showed up a little later. So it was almost like we were ordering in shifts, but we were eating and ordering the entire time.

Yeah.

And people noticed that Meg and I were done eating. And so, like, this one lady finally came up and said to me, I noticed they cleared your plates. Will you be leaving soon? And I said, no, we're going to be here a little while. And she didn't work for the restaurant? No. She was a customer. And I said, no. And she gave the rudest scowl. And then like the whole time we were there, like people are just staring at us and kind of hovering, standing right over the table. And I'm like, you can't bully people into giving you a table. What are you doing? It's a brewery. We're still drinking and talking. And look, my brother's still eating. Like, chill the F out. And I get it. Like, this place is crowded. You should have got here early like we did to get a table. like it was just crazy how many people will stand around your table or stand right over your shoulder like they want to pounce on the table the minute you get the check so i so i will say this i that's

why i hate going out for breakfast on a sunday because no matter what restaurant you go to people are always looking at you and i always feel that the more and i'm a fast eater but everybody else is not i wolf my full food down i feel like they're looking at me being done going get out get you know get up and get out right but with that said chelsea and i have gone out to restaurants before where they said that the wait was like an hour long and i'm looking at people just sitting there and they're it's like they're camped out you know doing their finances or something all of a sudden sudden the lady pulls out her checkbook and starts balancing it and i'm like going wait are you guys gonna get up so how quick how long were you there like what was the time frame uh probably

it was over two hours a little over two hours two hours yeah some restaurants have like don't they have an hour but here's the distinct difference this isn't this isn't a restaurant it's a brewery so like when meg and i went our intention was we're gonna hang out and have a bunch of beers and order a bunch of apps and just chill for a while. I brought my laptop to work on. She brought games. She was going to play with her

son. There you are. You're the balance the checkbook

guy. No, it's a brewery.

What's the difference between a brewery and a regular restaurant?

We are constantly... A lot of people don't order any food at a brewery.

You go to drink. But you ordered drinks the whole time?

We ordered drinks. We had three rounds of drinks. We had two edamame as apps before we even ordered our meals. Then we ordered our meals. Then my kids came and sat and they right as our meals were coming out they ordered meals so and so we probably had like five different orders of drinks throughout the night we were constantly spending money i i agree with you so

i've actually had this happen to me before i was kicked out of the cafe i had just come in i ordered lunch and i i had an essay due this is when i was in college at ou and i was sitting there in my computer had just finished my meal and then the the server came up to take my food away and he told me that i needed to leave because it was rush and i couldn't be on my computer in their cafe if i wasn't eating even though i had just purchased a meal and i had just finished my meal and it was like wait a second like are we really kicking people out of places like but you have to

understand that server has people waiting and wants to make some extra money that server actually

wasn't my waiter it was just someone who was cleaning up it was a pick up your food at the the door type situation which you know I get there's people

see those are sticky situations to me the cafes and the breweries because most of the time at a cafe you're invited to do that so many people have like a work meeting or whatever where they're bringing everybody's bringing their laptops

did the waiter or waitress spike at the brewery did they seem like they were annoyed by you guys

being there for as long no she was awesome and she's getting paid well because we kept racking up a bigger bill bigger bill and i so i tipped 30 on top of what was a really high bill because i know we're there more than your average just regular meal you know yeah but see that's good she's fine in that case no it's just the customers that are paying the yeah by the way the customers

that hover are the hovering customers first off i thought that covet stopped you from getting within six feet of us you know what i mean right you guys get a little too close and the amazing thing is you don't even work at the restaurant and you're basically telling the table how they should eat or how they should uh get out of the table scott what's going on hey how are you guys

doing today good what's happening yeah i was gonna say i actually did something similar this weekend i was in the reno um after skiing and we were at a brewery that was first come first and there's a group that were kind of looking like they're wrapping up so i just nicely asked I was like, hey, are you guys leaving no rush or anything like that? And they said, yeah. And they said, as we're finishing up our drinks, we're about to play a game. Do you guys want to join? So half of our group joined them, and we hung out with them for about 30 minutes. And then they slowly transitioned, and they were like, all right, we're done. And we took over the table.

That's cool.

I think there's an easy way to do it because, I mean, if they would have said no, we would have gone back to just standing and drinking our beer.

I had a friend of mine that one time had a hard time getting a table and offered to people that were sitting there that had, like, three open seats, I'll pay for your meal if you let us sit down with you and he ended up paying for their meal that's a way to get it and I thought that's the most genius thing ever the people were like a free night out absolutely come join us I always have a hard time with the picnic tables you ever go to restaurants that have picnic tables and you're like can I sit with this person or can I not sit with this person I never know

but then you have to say can you scoot you feel kind of dumb but you're like can you scoot down a little bit you know so you can add your people onto the table but yeah i always i don't know i always

feel weird i'm one of those people that when i'm sitting there at the table i get so awkward about sitting there and having people look at me because i don't want them to like worst yeah i was like i

was kind of bummed we got that table because we got there like before five so we could beat the rush and then there was like i mean half the place was empty when we got there within a half hour the whole place was full and then as the night got on they had to line out the door so but i'm like dudes we're still ordering we're still spending money and we're still drinking leave us alone you don't see us ask for the check don't don't come hover you need to be like me and go out to

eat at four o'clock in the afternoon right it's early bird special they're begging you to stay

please please i show up and they're like i'm sorry sir lunch is over with like i'm at lunch i'm here for dinner i know it's only

three o'clock but what the heck uh my girlfriend had something happen just like kp where she was at a coffee house on the east side in this little cafe she brought her laptop in so it wouldn't be left in the car because it was cold and the lady's excuse me didn't you read the sign no laptops allowed i remember you talking yeah and she was like i'm sorry and she's like i'm not supporting your home office she looks around the place is empty and she's like i'm ordering coffee she's like you can't work in here and i'm like what kind of trauma did this lady have in her cafe That's what half the people in coffee houses do They sit by themselves and drink coffee

You're slowing her wifi down Alright it is Mojo in the Morning Phone scam time right now Joshua had his wisdom teeth removed Spike has some bad news They pulled the wrong teeth It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam

You're home with the phone scam No no no hold on This is Mojo in the Morning You hold on I'm about to disrespect you right now hello hi is this joshua yes hi joshua this is sebastian from dr's office how you feeling today

oh hey uh i guess i'm all right i mean not too bad a bit of sore but little soreness still yeah yeah i mean nothing you can't really expect and are you able to eat i managed to put down um a banana but other than that's been like protein shakes and stuff like that just to be safe okay

all the soft stuff yeah and no migraines or bleeding or strange side effects those pain

meds are pretty amazing so oh yeah i seem to be okay all right well listen we had a little issue and that's why i'm calling is it the insurance because that does happen a lot no not with the

insurance but with the surgery it's our mistake so we want to schedule an appointment to get you here to take care of it what do you mean well as luck would have it dr successfully extracted the four teeth but they weren't your wisdom teeth he pulled the wrong teeth wait what apparently your teeth were compacted which means they were really close together and sometimes not where they're supposed to be and as he began the extraction he got confused with what he saw and pulled your secondary molars by mistake you took out the wrong teeth hold on so the actual impacted wisdom teeth are still below the gum line and he didn't see them but later another dentist was looking at the film and let me just say this is embarrassing to us but after this happened the other doctor started a whole heated discussion to you i'm gonna put you out of business right i do understand you being upset and that's why i want to take care of it but first of all we wanted to take full ownership and apologize to you this is the craziest part that your dentist is not actually an oral surgeon at all okay so like things just didn't add up so the girls in the office started doing some research and turns out he doesn't have a license on file so they asked him to leave and And we notified the state immediately so that he doesn't turn up somewhere else at another practice.

How did he get in your office if he didn't have a license on file?

That's what we're trying to investigate, yes. That doesn't do too well for my f***ing face, now does it? Okay. I don't want you to get upset because you have stitches. We don't want to pop them.

I want the owner on the f***ing phone to let me do whatever board you have to. Well, the owner of the practice is Dennis. Dennis who? What's his last name?

It's Dennis the Dentist.

You're f***ing kidding Put him on the phone right now Is he in the office?

Oh, yes Well, he's here But I don't want to interrupt him He's having his breakfast I don't give a f*** Right You're gonna fix this For sure We'll have to put something on the books But we're pretty busy right now I'll be there tomorrow And you're gonna fit me in, aren't you? Okay Thank you so much Right, I'll get you in tomorrow I just don't know who'll be working on you You want me to take a look at your teeth?

I don't give two shakes of s*** As long as you and your owner is there You figure it out That's not my problem You get it? And I want a real F***ing surgeon And I want to see His license personally

Have you had any Jell-O? That's good Soothing sometimes To have some Jell-O I'm gonna smack

The s*** out of you

In about five seconds Joshua I gotta let you in on it Before you do have A pop stitch This is Spike From the Mojo On the morning show And we're just Phone scamming you This morning With your wife's permission She told us to scam you

Oh my god I've been, like, drooling all over myself.

We've been texting her all morning because we're like, you sure he feels okay for this? Is he up to the phone scam? Sounds like you were up for it.

I haven't even been taking all the meds. Oh, man. We will, we will scam you. we interrupt this message to tell you that was funny it's the home of the world famous phone scams you're listening to mojo in the morning

good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show we are commercial free i love it so uninterrupted during your taking the kids to school every time i ever say that i always think of my dad used to always say i'm dropping the kids off at the pool when he's going to the bathroom i would be like i for the longest time i'm like going dad it's winter time we don't have a pool open right now what's going on but um yeah uh commercial free mojo in the morning a lot of stuff coming up this hour including the second Date update is on the way. Stick around for that. Mike and the Target shoe aisle disaster. Who doesn't relate to that? He'll talk about that. And if you're somebody that has like a snowblower, do you ever have snowblower guilt? I want to talk about that after Friday's big storm that we had. First, though, I want to start off with this. It's time now for what did the girls do this weekend? So KP and Lydia are producers that work so hard here. They always end up having like something that they did over the weekend or did together over the weekend. And this weekend was a little bit, you know, I don't know, a mystery to me. Because you guys, after last weekend of nonstop texting and posting on social media, you guys were in the dark all weekend long. I didn't see what was going on. First off, did you guys not hang out? But I know Lydia came in because she's going to talk first. KP and Lydia, did you guys hang out with each other this weekend at all?

No, not this weekend, surprisingly.

You guys have become, like, very good friends. I like it.

Which is great because they have to spend time in that closet all morning together. It'd be good if you hated each other's guys. That's right.

What was the story? Why is it that you guys didn't get to hang out with each other? By the way, do you guys like the music I have for you guys? Is this your new music for your...

Is this, like, romantic? Sounds like Golden Girls.

No, it's what I feel like. It's like the sitcom-y stuff, you know?

It's like the moment when dad Tells his youngest daughter The lesson for the day Tie it up in a big beautiful bow

This is how Lydia talks to me Every morning, this music in the background

Is that what it is? Birds chirping and stuff Lydia, first off, you're in here What did you do this weekend?

So this past weekend, I went with my friend Melanie To the DIA

Oh wow, that's fancy

We had planned and bought tickets To go at 3 o'clock but we overstayed our welcome at a brunch. Sorry, Spike's guest. You know how that just happened to Spike. We were taking too long. So we were chatting and we ended up going a little bit late. And as we walked in, I noticed that the information desk line was way too long. And so was the ticket booth. And I got a little nervous because at the DIA, if you don't go at your certain reserved time, they'll tell you that you can't come in because they're so packed on weekends. I'm dumb. What's the DIA? The Detroit Institute of Art. Our big art museum. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, sorry.

Were you going to a special exhibit?

No.

So I thought they stopped the time. Yeah, they still do it, huh?

Yeah.

Yeah.

And tickets are free, which is nice for Detroit residents.

Yeah, if you live in the Tri-County area, your taxes pay for it.

Oh, I've never been.

Have you been anywhere, Shannon? You've never been anywhere.

Well, I've been to the DIA, but not to the exhibits. It's like I've been to the movie theater and I've been to like their events. Yeah, I've been the actual art museum. What?

Go to a movie. Much more fun. Well, just not a museum.

No, I'm like, oh, great. I love museums. Do you? I do too. I love museums.

So how did you get into the DIA?

So then I peeked over to the security booth and I saw security was stepping away. So I told Melanie, I'm like, what if we just ran through the doors? And she's like, we can't do that. I'm like, we sure can. and this line is too long, and they're going to tell us we can't go in. So I grabbed her, and we ran right through those double doors, and she was like, I can't believe we made it through safely. So surprisingly—

You guys snuck into the DIA? We snuck in. I thought that those people that work the front doors there, the security people, that's the only thing they got in their life, so they are very diligent about watching you.

Well, I started to get nervous because as we walked up the stairs, we got really close to a piece of artwork, and a security guard came over to us and was like, hey, the cameras just caught you. You have to be at least three feet away from the artwork. you could not be this close and we weren't that close but i got nervous because i thought he was gonna kick me out because of us sneaking in they monitor those cameras oh yeah

well i feel like they have someone for each camera that they have in there and listen because they

could be an advertiser it's just not for me like you know what i mean like i'm just not in it so when i say go to a movie it's just that i hate museums i don't like i don't like museums unless they have touching things where you can touch things you know what i mean and so that's why

the art museum bothers you because there's specifically explicitly one rule don't touch

So I took a field trip to the Science Center. You'd probably like that.

I love the Science Center. Yeah. No, so that's it. So that's – okay, so you snuck in. That's interesting. I wonder if any listeners have ever snuck into places. You'll tell us where you snuck into. Can I have you flip-flop with KP for one second while we do grab calls?

Yeah.

Because I want you to go grab the calls of people sneaking in if people call. But then I'm going to find out what happened to KP this weekend. Wait, you guys can stay in for a second because nobody's calling right now. I don't need... Hold on, hold on.

Please call.

Nobody's calling right now. So you can stay here for one second until somebody starts calling.

Maybe give me the thumbs up.

Wait, explain this to me. Why is it that last weekend, did I scare you guys off from the group text?

Oh, I'm never texting in that country. Oh, come on. After everybody's saying that I blow it up and that, you know... I was so disappointed.

This weekend, you heard crickets with what was going on. Nothing from you guys.

And you know what? Actually, you sent a couple of videos in the group chat a Thursday night during the concert at 10. So were you getting back at me for putting stuff in the group chat? Was that like revenge? Oh, yeah. Absolutely.

No, I wasn't. If I'm being honest, the group chat is the most toxic place in the world. It's very toxic. It truly is. Nobody answers. Nobody answers. Nobody responds. and then everybody's like, why don't we send group texts anymore? And then nobody answers and nobody responds.

Here's the thing. I'm going to go on right now. We're going to start with a clean slate. You can send a text if you want to send a text. You can do it on the weekends if you want to do it on the weekends. You can, and if you don't want to do it, mute it. That's the biggest thing. If you don't want it, mute it.

I feel like I'm back in high school where they're taking my phone privileges away.

No, you can do it anytime. I just want to know you're alive. If it wasn't that you called me up because KP is looking for a car right now and she called up asking a question about cars, I would have thought that something was wrong with you. I would have had to check in with you. So I was a little bit worried about you. And Lydia, you, you sneaking into the DIA mess, not a good thing to do. You get yourself into trouble doing that. By the way, if they see me in the DIA, they're going to go, next time they see him, they're going to say, aren't you the guy who said go to a movie?

Oh, if we see you in the DIA, We're going to know somebody tricked you and told you it was a restaurant or something.

Chelsea took me one time to go see the van. It was either Van Gogh or some big one.

It was Van Gogh, I remember.

And they weren't even the pictures. Or they weren't even the actual pictures.

No, that wasn't the DIA.

It was something at the DIA recently. No, I went to a DIA thing a couple years ago. I think it was Picasso or something like that. We were going to see it. And all it was was pictures of the stuff. And I was like, why am I seeing the pictures of it? Why don't they have the actual thing here? I don't know. And they wouldn't let me touch it.

Did you drink before you went?

That's probably, honestly, Shannon, that is exactly what I should have done. Did you drink this morning?

Because you don't even know.

No, I'm waiting for people to call. It's Monday and we're not getting any good calls today. Our phones stink today.

Oh, everything is a disaster.

Alex, what's going on? Where did you sneak into?

I snuck into the Met in New York City, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, after, like, with one of my friends to see all of the, like, dresses and things from, like, the Met Gala that were on display.

How hard was that?

Okay, it honestly was really easy, and my friend lived there at the time, so she knew what to do. You sneak in through the gift shop, and then if they ask you where your little sticker is that you, like, paid for to get in, you just say, oh, it must have fallen off, and they don't question you.

Wow. And that's probably a busy time when people are going to the Met is right after that big gala. Maddie, where did you sneak into?

I snuck into a Mudhens game.

How did you do that?

Just like the last caller, I snuck into the gift shop.

Wow.

They got that great gift shop, too.

They didn't have a security guard there looking there to see your ticket?

Yeah, they have a checkpoint.

Yeah, they didn't see anything.

They knew, but they didn't check it. I mean, it was just like a teenage kid. He wasn't checking tickets.

You know what it is? You're a hot girl.

Yeah. Yep. That's exactly what it is.

Luca, this is a big one because it's such a big place. Where did you sneak into?

I snuck into the Michigan Stadium with my buddy.

Wow. During a game?

Oh, no, no. It was at like five.

5 a.m. Oh, man. That's the trespassing is what that is.

Yeah. Wow. Unfortunately, we got caught.

Oh, I figured something happened. Do they have motion detectors or something like that? Yeah, I know a lot of stadiums do.

Well, actually, it's quite easy to sneak in. You can just, like, because, like, you know the spinny, like, spindles. You just, like, it's like a ladder. And then you go up and down.

Yeah, it's easy to get in. It's just not easy to not get caught. Yeah, it's hard to get out without handcuffs. Yeah.

I'm sorry, I cut you off

He's just going to give us the exact way For everybody to do it

Probably not be a good thing to air Jen, where did you sneak into? The Toledo Zoo Oh boy, you better be careful These zoos are getting

That's a nice one too

These zoos don't like you doing that Because they had that Dallas Zoo Where people were going in there and stealing animals

But also how? Mine was just like the other two um when they raise the prices we always take our like we always take our son to see the lights at the zoo and we didn't realize that the prices like skyrocketed the year before covid so my husband went to the gift shop and then my i paid for my son and i and he came out the gift shop

doors and we walked in wow we're learning the gift shop isn't attached to the zoo

No, but the gift shop has doors right there Like if you come out of the doors at the gift shop You're right there by the ticket And you just walk past the ticket booth

So I guess what you're saying Like she had a ticket So they didn't look at everybody's ticket

Yeah, well I had a ticket for me and my son And we walked Like I paid for two tickets And we walked Like right past the ticket booth and my husband right there. He joined us and we

walked in. Everybody stay tuned. We're giving away tickets to Toledo Zoo on this radio station, so don't be dishonest.

And I do like the Toledo Zoo. I love it. I'm going to go on record to say that the Toledo Zoo is fantastic. It keeps my attention, my ADD attention more so than the DIA. Annie, listen to this. I'm going to end on this one because this is pretty funny. We were talking about how one of our producers, Lydia, snuck into the DIA. You snuck into a parade?

Yes.

My sisters and I, it was probably about 10 years ago, there's four of us, we hopped into the Chicago St. Patrick's Day Parade. Really?

No way.

Oh, that's a great one. Is your sister's name Ferris Bueller? Yeah, that's right. We had our little Samrock ears on and all our green, and we hopped in and we ended up behind the Quaggers family, walking with them. Oh, my God, that's funny. But the thing is, once you get in, you can't get out. We were walking for quite some time, and then we finally had to literally, like, heave over the barricades to get out.

Oh, my God, that is hysterical.

Yeah, it was a good one.

That's awesome. Well, hey, Megan and I are going this weekend.

Yeah, just hop in, but just know you're going to be in for a little while. You're stuck. Megan, I love you. I listen to you every day with my son. Oh, I love you, Jack.

Megan, we're going to sneak onto that boat that dyes the river green.

Hell yeah.

That'd be fun.

I'm so stressed out about this weekend.

We've got to talk more about that at a later time because I want to ask KP real quick about her weekend and then get to the second date update. Megan and I are going to Chicago for the dye the river green. It's going to be like two weeks of nonstop St. Patrick's Day stuff.

As it should be.

KP, what did you do this weekend? Oh, I lost her. Where'd she go? Back into the phones She just left It's like the group chat All over again I know I just got ghosted there For a second We love you too Like the second date update

Sorry guys I'm getting people Our crew ready For second date update Okay what's going on So this past weekend We had a very Very special birthday In our family So my grandma Lala That's what we call her She's my Polish grandma She's lovely She just turned 70

Oh my gosh

Is that who you took a picture with and put it on your social media? Yeah, did you see that?

She is not 70 years old. Yeah, wait a second. There is no way.

She looks amazing for 70.

I know.

Wait, and also, is this the same grandma that attacks Megan on social media?

No, she doesn't attack her.

Is this the one, though, that writes comments on social media?

No, this is our warrior that always defends us when anyone bullies me on Facebook. Oh, we love you, Grandma Lala.

Who's the one that was writing stuff on social media?

This is, oh, this is our warrior. This is Grandma Lala. Oh, this is Grandma Lala. Oh, that's what you're calling. This is Grandma Lala. That's the one that was mean to me.

Wait, do you call her Grandma Lala? Is that right?

Yes.

Grandma Lala.

I love it.

Can we sing her a happy birthday?

That's what I'm hoping everyone will do, except...

Do you guys know the Polish happy birthday?

Yes, I do. You do?

Wait, how do you know it?

Because I was raised by, when my mom died, my best friend Steve Gorski's mom, Mrs. Gorski, kind of raised me. And so I kind of got raised in a Polish family there. And we used to do, stole a lot, stole a lot, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, stole a lot. I'm impressed. Isn't that how it goes? Something like that?

Am I right, KP? That's exactly it.

Okay. Is she on the phone with us? Yeah, she's right there. Grandma Lala, happy birthday.

Hi, Grandma, are you there? She's only 70. She's not crying. Let her talk. I want to hear her. You there?

I'm here. What would you like me to say? I'm impressed. I'm so excited. I finally got to see Kristen this weekend. I have not seen her.

A.K.A. KP. Wait a second. KP, you haven't seen your grandma since Christmas? Yeah, it's been rough.

How far do you live? Actually, not that far apart. Less than 10 minutes. Oh, my God.

Less than 10 minutes. We're going to have a talk with your granddaughter after the show.

You know why, Grandma Lala? Grandma Lala.

We do. Kristen always says, but Grandma, I work 60 hours, and all I do is sleep.

No, Grandma.

I have a talk with you guys. Can you give her a break to come visit her grandma?

Yes, we can.

Now we know why she had us calling you.

Grandma, just so you know, the reason why she doesn't have time to call you is because she's always writing in the group text that we have here. So this weekend, thank God. Real quick, can we sing our happy birthday?

Let's do it.

Ready? Great. Here we go. One, two, three. Everybody got lyrics? Ready? Ready?

Stolat, Stolat, Yeziajianam, Stolat, Stolat, Yeziajianam, Yeziajianam, Yeziajianam, Yeziajianam, Salud, sláinte, mazel tov. Yeah.

The chicken dance.

Happy birthday to you. Is that the only polka in our system?

Hey.

Thank you. You guys are great.

Grandma. Grandma, real quick.

Yes.

Are you the one that was writing posts on social media? Come on, KP. Why are you giving me that look?

Something.

Do me a favor, will you? Grandma, here's the deal. Yes. I want you to be pro-mojo on that, okay? If any of these guys make fun of me, you got to say, and this is the deal, and then Kristen will have to go visit you once a week. That'll be part of her job duties.

That's great. Sunday dinner, right? Yeah, Sunday dinner.

You make some galumki, right, or pierogies.

Galumki, I'd be happy to.

Can I get your phone number? Can I call you? Because I have a little bit more time than Kristen does, than KP does.

Oh, my Lord, do you want this old woman to remember her own number?

Yes.

You can get it from Kristen.

We'll get it from her. How is it that you look like you're, seriously, she looks like she's 50 years old. Yeah, you look amazing.

You do not look your age at all. Everybody tells me I don't understand. I don't see it.

Wow. I think you look wonderful. Can I ask you an honest question here?

Yes, you may.

Do you do what I do? Do you go get Botox or anything like that? Because you look great.

No, I've had absolutely nothing done to me. The only thing I do is color my hair because I do have some gray.

Okay.

Just in the front. My hairdresser says, you don't have any gray hair throughout your whole head. Just a ribbon in the front. God darn it.

Well, that's how you know she's 70 because she called her a hairdresser.

And said, God darn it.

You know what? This is a good thing for you, KP, because that means that you've got good genes in your family.

Yeah. You hear that, boys?

Yeah. Nobody's lining up. Guys, you want to date KP now as a 23-year-old when she's 70? She's going to look like she's 50. It's amazing.

My goodness, my KP's almost 24.

I know. She's going to be 24, what, in a month? Next month? This month.

This month. At the end of this month. My first grandbaby. I love her to death.

Yeah, watch. She's going to visit you now because she wants a present. Hey, Grandma.

She's getting one. We're taking her out to dinner or lunch, and she's getting a present.

The Polish people that I was kind of raised by They used to make pastichio cake Do you make that at all?

No, I don't know what kind of cake that is What is that?

I don't know, they were Polacks, they made that

She makes really good mushroom soup She's got really good pierogi

I make pretty good golumpis If you guys behave yourself I'll just make them one day And crisp them maybe if she wants to bring that in

Man, you know what I love by the way? I love that we got KP here who's she's polish and they you know do the glum keys and then we got lydia she's chaldean and they do doma we got everything wrapped up i mean it's like perfect

It's kind of like galumpkies, except for in smaller vegetables, I guess. I don't know. Oh, okay. Yeah. It's delicious. It's just like that.

You guys have the best of everything on that show of yours. Thank you.

Thank you, Grandma. I love it.

You guys are pretty funny. You guys are pretty funny, too. Not really funny. We're pretty. That's the best people I've ever seen.

Listen, I'm going to say.

Best looking people.

Well, it all starts with your first granddaughter.

Oh, no. Oh, you men are pretty handsome, and those young ladies you have there.

Oh, wow. They're good looking.

They're pretty gorgeous.

We got to keep Lala on the phone.

Spike, let me ask you a question. Yeah. If you weren't dating Meg, would you date a 70-year-old woman? I know that you went the opposite way, went younger, but could you imagine?

Well, I'm lucky because my Polska girlfriend also makes really good pierogi. She makes the best pierogi. Really? Yeah.

And she's also Polish, too?

Oh, yeah, yeah. My girlfriend's all Polish.

See, he's a smart man.

Yeah.

You can't beat a Polish woman.

I didn't see anything.

We cook. We clean. We work.

You're turning me on, Grandma.

We love. We are very family-oriented.

Question for you, though. You cook, you clean, you work, but how much loving goes on in that bedroom?

Well, we can't say much about that. My husband is listening.

Okay, that lucky guy, huh?

Oh, he can tell you how lucky he is.

Put him on the phone. Forget second date update.

No problem. I'll put him on the phone.

All right. She's going to put him on the phone. I love this.

Andy. Most of you would like to have a word with you about your wife. Yeah. Now, be honest. Okay?

Oh, boy. Andy. That sounded threatening.

Okay, Andy. Andy, on a scale of one to ten, And rank how great things are in the bedroom with that beautiful Polish woman.

Say hello. Hi, this is her husband, Andy.

Andy.

Hi, Andy.

Andy, on one to ten, give me on a scale, give me what your number is for that beautiful lady.

She's a ten all the time for me. Wow.

You are a lucky guy. I am lucky. You are a good guy.

My grandmother was from Poland, and she said to me a long time ago at a few weddings, She said, you find yourself a nice Polish girl, you'll be a happy guy.

I love it. This is fantastic. I'm telling you.

Well, yeah, and we did. Did she tell you that we've been to Poland three times to see her family in such a beautiful country?

Wow, you've been to Poland more than your granddaughter's come to visit you.

I've had enough of all of you.

No, no, no. She's a wonderful granddaughter. She used to be in the pageants, and we had a wonderful time.

Yeah, she dragged you around all those pageants. We're going to have a talk with her after the show.

She's got a beautiful singing voice. She's an operatic. She does.

She does. Little known fact about KP. I'm telling you. She's a beautiful voice.

We got to get your parents and grandparents on more often for like KP dating or something like that.

We should get both sets on. Why are we? Because my grandparents.

Yeah, we're blessed with eight wonderful grandchildren. So we, you know, I don't know what else I could say. The Lord has been very good to both of us.

Amen. Yeah. Are the other grandparents, where are they from?

So my grandparents that I live with right now are on my dad's side, and they're snowbirds, so they're in Florida right now.

Yeah. What are they? Are they Italian?

What are they? They're a mix of everything.

A mix of everything? Okay.

Yeah, see, I'm part Polish, too, so I'm Polish, Italian, and German. That's why I get along with everyone.

Well, Andy, you go, and you go enjoy that wife of yours. She's unbelievable. I'm telling you, I bet you people will probably see you guys out and about, and they think you're her father.

Well, that's happened, unfortunately, a couple times, but she's real good about it. You know what?

It's because she looks so good. That's the problem. That same thing. I got that same thing with my wife. She looks so much younger than me.

Yeah, she's got the fountain of youth, my wife. We got married, I tell you. We made a really cute couple, but right now I'm getting too old. I don't know how to say it.

Well, she's not trading you in. It sounds to me like she really enjoys you, too.

Yeah, she does. Like I said, it's a blessing. I mean, it takes two to tangle, but, you know, So if you have a good husband or a good wife, you're a lucky couple.

All right. Well, put her back on the phone so we can just say goodbye to her. All right.

Nice talking with you. Take care, Andy. Nice talking to you.

What a nice guy.

Hello, Mojo. Lala, I could talk to you all day.

But, Lala, I'm going to let you go back to give that guy a squeeze, okay?

All right. Well, I'll squeeze him twice.

All right. God bless you. Happy birthday. Happy birthday to you.

Thank you so much. All right.

K.P.'s coming over to see you.

Bye, everybody. Bye.

Take care of yourself. Unreal.

I can't believe that.

I don't know what she wrote on our social media. K.P. was really nervous about that. Me, guys.

She was making fun of Megan's door, and I didn't want her to make fun of Megan's door. But why could we not talk about that, though? That was wonderful. Megan, you should have called her out for that.

I was trying to be respectful and just let it go, but I was very interested in what she had to say about it.

That's great. Megan posted a picture from her house, and KB's grandma said that her-

KB's grandma came for me in the comments section.

That was the thing, too. But she wasn't wrong.

She was very sweet on the phone, but that woman has a tongue on her on the internet.

She wasn't wrong though The door is a little dirty It needs to be repainted probably Am I right?

I'm not going to say right But you go ahead and you make fun of me too You and Grandma Lala just come for me

Hey hey real quick On your birthday we'll sing the Polish Happy Birthday for you

I'm looking forward to it

Alright we're going to get to the second date update Before we get to the dirty

It's the second date update On Mojo in the Morning

Alright it is Mojo in the Morning and it's time now for the second date update. Why are you not getting a call back after you went on a date? Mike did go on a date and actually spent the night. Michael?

That's right. Yeah, hey, how's it going?

Good. So, Mike, you guys met on a dating app, and you ended up going out, and then you ended up, did you go back to her house to go hang out for the night?

Yeah, to go all the way, baby. Oh, Lord

Here's the thing You've got to be careful saying that When you've got somebody that is not calling you back What's the story? So you've been trying to get in touch with her And she hasn't been returning your calls?

Yeah, you know, I shot a text after I left Like, had a nice time yesterday And then a funny text referencing something A couple days later No response Tried one phone call Nothing And I thought we had a nice time I don't know I mean look we met on One of the sites it was like You know for singles who are divorced with kids But she was pretty communicative Before so I don't know

On the phone with us Is Breanne Breanne are you okay with your voice on the radio

Hi Yeah

Breanne I would like you to And I know you probably could hear him Say hi to Mike

Hi Mike

Hey, how are you doing?

I am fine How are you?

Good I was just wondering why it was so hard To get back in touch with you

Yeah, well listen You lied, right? I mean, that's probably the first red flag He lied

He lied Did he lie about not having sex? Or what is he lying about?

Yeah So he told you that we met on a site for singles who are divorced with kids. He's not divorced, and he doesn't have kids.

Oh, that's a big lie. That is a really big lie.

Wait, so can I ask a question? So is that a requirement to be on the site, or is it just people who are open to meeting somebody who is divorced with kids?

You know, that's fair. I don't run the site, but I'm on it to meet someone else who's in the same position that I am. and I'm pretty sure he only got on that site because of that assumption that women who are divorced and a little bit older are great in bed which here's the thing I am I was before I was divorced you're welcome Mike but like that is a pretty crappy thing okay so did you say what

about the conversations on the date did he talk about being divorced and having kids

you know listen he's really good at talking and I don't think I can trust a single thing that comes out of his mouth. I just feel like I got totally duped. And I just feel like it's like the crummiest thing someone can do to someone else.

Wait, how did you find out that he was not a divorcee who has children?

Well, because I asked him. I asked him about his kids.

Oh, wait. So, Mike, you admit it. But in your profile, did you say that you were divorced and had kids?

No, I never lied about it. I mean, my friends tell me I have divorce energy, but...

What does that mean? Oh, God. I would love to know. But wait, so nowhere in your profile did you say you were divorced, nor that you had kids. And in a conversation, you said, I'm not divorced and I don't have kids. You were very clear about that.

She asked me. I was open about it. You know, it's just I prefer women who are more mature. And if you're divorced, you're not going to try to get me to marry you in three months. And I like kids. So I'm just open to it.

It's so creepy. It's so creepy. To literally go after someone on an assumption That just because there are certain needs And divorce is going to be the best sex you've ever had Like that's so creepy

Wait did he tell you that?

Listen, he told me he knows what it's like To be with a woman my age He said, you know what it's like After divorce It's just the best sex you'll ever have And I was like, oh, well how is your divorce? And then I found out he hasn't had a divorce He's talking about my divorce

Did he tell you that after you guys had sex Or before you had sex? He told it to you after you had sex Or before you had sex When did you tell him that, Mike? What did you tell Brianna?

I was upset about it. So you was, okay.

So, wait, stop. No, no, no. Stop for a second. Stop for a second because this is where I always sit there and I think to myself, everybody can complain about, oh, he was not truthful. You heard him tell you his not truthful side that you're now upset about, but yet you still took him back to your home and had sex with the man.

But he wasn't even not truthful. He was truthful.

He was truthful, yes.

She said in conversation that he did not have kids, nor was he divorced.

She felt like he should have been a divorced guy, right? Why did you have sex with him if you're so angry about this now?

You know what? Because you have to live your life sometimes. And sometimes you've got to do things for the sake of science.

Yeah.

But I am literally not going down that path.

So then you just say, hey, the next day, I regretted it. I'm not interested anymore. Like, be honest. But, I mean, he wasn't lying to you.

And I really like you You know

I feel like he's very dishonest And I feel like I've also Was very clear I didn't answer a single text or a call How much clearer do I need to be

There you go Tiffany wants to make a comment real quick Mike And then you can make your comment What's up Tiffany

First of all Mike you're hilarious You are absolutely hilarious Secondly I just think that's kind of foul. The last thing that she said, I can't even remember right now, because I'm high, I can't even hold to this. Was foul. Like, that's not cool. And he's a nice guy. Oh, I remember you ghosted him. You could have very easily answered a text and been like, sorry, I'm not interested.

We're not a match.

Be an adult.

Yeah. Thank you for the call, Tiffany.

Every time we ask her, she's pausing And thinking about her answers Because I think she realizes it's not a good look Like just come forward and say Hey not a match Not interested Had a great time but that's it You can't call him a liar

Because he didn't lie Well I can't call him a liar Because when he says he's telling the truth What he's actually saying is that he says things like I'm at a new phase of my life Starting over And it wasn't until we were deep into the date That I find out all of this trash And so like listen yes should i have maybe walked out then yes do i wish i had yes would i be on the radio this morning being called by him probably not but the thing is like like i said like i'm deep in this date we were having a okay time yeah and that's okay but i feel like you're just mad at

yourself because you went through all the way even though you might not have been clear or you were clear and you were in denial and you just wanted to have fun and after you guys ended the night and had sex now you're mad at him but it for the situation but really he it doesn't sound to us

like he was being dishonest so mike can i ask a question about this uh site that you're on sure yep have you picked up and gone on dates with other divorced women is this been like a good

thing for you yeah you know it's not like dozens or anything but i've gone on a few other dates

before sure so it's actually like a good thing you would you recommend this to to others whether

they're divorced or not divorced i thought i thought i think it's a good site i you know i don't know other people but if you prefer people who have responsibilities that are not just irresponsible 22 year olds yeah i think it's a good site how old are you 38 38 years old all right

Brianne, I think that you had your piece And Mike, I think that you got your piece Second date update right now here on the Mojo in the Morning show

We get all four seasons, sometimes on the same day You're listening to Mojo in the Morning Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30

Shannon, what is going on in this hour's Dirty on the 30?

Well, Chris Rock closed his latest Netflix special, Selective Outrage, by, yes, venting about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith.

Y'all know what happened to me, getting smacked by Suge Smith. Everybody knows.

Everybody f***ing knows, yes, it happened. I got smacked like a year ago, f***ing last week. I got smacked at the f***ing Oscars by this motherfucker. And people like, did it hurt? It still hurts.

I got summertime ringing in my ear. And he reminded everybody that Jada started this by telling Chris he should quit hosting the Oscars.

she said he should quit because will didn't get nominated for for concussion what the so then i do some jokes about who gives a she started i finish it okay that's what the happened nobody's picking on this she started this nobody was picking on her nobody was picking on her she said me a grown-ass man should quit his job because her husband they get nominated for concussion and then this gives me a concussion

as to why he didn't like react to what happened as it happened on stage a lot of people go Chris

how come you didn't do nothing back how come you didn't do nothing back that night because I got parents that's why because I was raised I got parents, and you know what my parents taught me? Don't fight in front of white people.

Drop the mic, got a standing ovation as he walked off the stage. This is a really cute video. It's up on the dirty page. Adele signed a bride's wedding dress during her residency at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas. She was walking around the audience, spotted the newlyweds, a hairstylist named Gabby and a real estate agent named Evan rushed over to congratulate them, signed a bit of the dress before moving on and continuing the show. And the bride wrote on social media, I thought this was really cool. She said, my world is made, found the love of my life, and this man was determined to have Adele sing at our wedding. Seven years later, all of our dreams came true. She got her dress signed by Adele. That's kind of cool. The younger brother of Kansas City Chiefs quarterback Patrick Mahomes, His name is Jackson, is being investigated for assault. Allegedly, 19-year-old Jackson pushed a male waiter at a Kansas bar several times and then forcibly kissed the 40-year-old female who owns the bar. The owner said Jackson smelled like booze, attempted to kiss her two more times, even though she pushed him away. Jackson's attorney said he did nothing wrong. However, there's video of this happening. It's been leaked, and it appears to back up all of this bar owner's claims.

And Travis Kelsey was actually hosting SNL over the weekend. I was wondering, you know, would this hamper any of his jokes? But he did actually a great job.

O.J. Simpson weighing in on the Alex Murdoch murder case after, quote unquote, fans kept asking him for his opinion.

A lot of people asking me what I think about this Alex Murdoch trial. I don't know why they think I'm an expert on it, but. He took the stand A guy who's an habitual liar I did watch

Here he gives his answer On whether or not he thinks Alex Murdock Did it

I am not qualified to really say If the guy did it or he didn't do it But from what I've seen Do I think it's more likely That he did it? Yes

By the way that was actually a funny part of Chris Rock's special too He made his OJ jokes and make fun of O.J.

And lastly, Spike, a story just for you, Victoria's Secret. I know how much you love the fashion show. It's coming back after a four-year hiatus. They first debuted the show in 1995. Yep. They said they were going to rethink it after it's got its lowest ratings ever in 2018. So for 2023, it will be back.

Before you close out the Dirty, can I tell you the top three most requested songs this weekend on all of our stations? Top three most requested songs. Can you guys guess it? Yes. Flowers Still one of our most requested songs

It's funny because

It's one of those songs That when it comes on It makes me like perk up I don't know why that is Also SZA Kill Bill are you sensing a pattern here with the music that's being played there are not very many good guys that are out there in this world

and last but not least

it's the first week in our top three most requests Tyga

With Janae Aiko and Pop Smoke, Sunshine, the remake of Sunshine. Those are the most requested songs. Now back to you, Shannon.

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com. Get the stories you'll talk about all day on Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. And another phone scan in minutes. Mojo, it's our second favorite four-letter word. This is Mojo in the Morning. Your call may be monitored or recorded.

I did not forget about you, Nick. I'm getting you in. Irish on Ionia. Congratulations, buddy. You got tickets. Awesome. Thank you so much. I apologize. I had to get a commercial break in because the advertisers paid good money to be on this radio program. And I wanted to make sure we got them in quick before everybody went off to work or school. So we're going to set you up. Sorry. What's that?

Oh, nothing. Go ahead.

No, that's all right. This is your time. This is your time. You get the time to shine, Nick. Tell us about yourself. Do you have a lot of green in your closet? Because I was thinking I might have to double up. I've never been to so many St. Patrick's Day celebrations. I'm going to one this weekend, so I'm going to go to the Dye the River Green in Chicago to visit our old producer, Ellen, and my son, Jacob, and everybody that's in Chicago that are friends and family. And then the following week, we've got Kennedy's Irish Pub in Waterford, Michigan, where we're going to be doing the broadcast. and then Saturday, Irish and Ionia. I only own three green things. You're going to use them all.

And, by the way, I'm also at Vintage House after the Friday broadcast.

I don't know if I can show up because I don't know if I have any more green. Although I can wear the same thing from Kennedy's, right? Yeah.

Oh, that's what I'm doing. I'm growing right over there because that's noon to four. And that's a huge indoor and outdoor. But it's literally going to be two weeks straight because I always go down to the Detroit parade, too.

I almost, well, first off, I bought some Michigan State gear. I went to the game this weekend with Luke, and now that Luke has decided that he's going to go to Michigan State, I'm officially a fan because, you know, when you're paying that much money for a kid's college, you can become a fan. So I go into their basketball shop, and I'm like, oh, I'm going to get a whole bunch of stuff. I come walking out, and Luke goes, Dad, you said you were going to buy green stuff for the St. Patrick's Day stuff. You walked out with black. It's very you. But look, it's a little bit of green. Oh, that is a guy. A Nike sweatshirt, you know?

And I take issue with that, too, because you told KP to get black T-shirts for our broadcast. And I'm like, oh, man, the tradition for 20 years has been green. Everybody wants to wear green on St. Patrick's. With the hot green. Green writing. Black shirts, green writing. Yes, that's what I wanted.

They're very slimming. I'm telling you, they're very slimming. Congratulations to you. You got passes to Irish and Ionia on March the 18th. it's in downtown grand rapids you're also qualified for a vip experience very important what is it no very irish person that's what it's uh called um where you could be winning a hotel stay at the city flats so congrats to you awesome thank you and nick you're from uh where uh grand rapids detroit or toledo uh detroit all right we love it we that's the thing we got it i'm saying Toledo, Detroit area, get to West Michigan. You'll never experience a better St. Patrick's Day than that. No offense to Detroit does a nice St. Patrick's Day parade, but Irish and Ionia is fun.

It is unlike...

It's like 20-some thousand, 20-somethings and 30-somethings and 40-somethings and 50-somethings and 60-somethings.

They're not trying to disguise it as a parade or anything else. It's just a party.

Yeah, so the whole street of Ionia is basically shut down for this. I love it. I just get a whole, oh, God, unbelievable.

What?

Every time I talk about Irishman Ionia, I always get a call or text from one of the West, the Grand Rapids morning shows. And so they'll send in, everybody knows that we're coming to town and hanging out in town. So everybody wants to hang out. So I just got somebody from Free Bear and Hot Wings show that sent a text just a second ago. That's cool. We'd love to see everybody. Everybody's invited. Make you come to our party.

That's fine.

This is an iHeartRadio event, but everybody's invited. Everyone's welcome. You just have to pay your way in.

Yeah. No guest list for you. You work for another company. VIP.

You know what, though? We might be able to give you a discounted rate. You've got to purchase them.

I'm kind of torn because I want to come back. Monday, we're going to have so many great stories after hanging out all weekend together drinking. But at the same time, Monday is Oberon Day in Kalamazoo. So I'm thinking about taking a day off to drink more beer and continue the weekend.

Explain that to me.

Is that is that just a big release? Everybody gets all like craft beer lovers get all excited about Oberon Day every year because it's the big. release of that seasonal beer and you know it's for limited supply so everybody gets it for hopefully to stretch out through opening day of tigers and all that stuff so um they throw a huge celebration at the brewery and i've never been there before but since i'm already going to be right there like 25 minutes away i'm like you might as well stay so i might

i thought about that too i i actually was contemplating monday doing the show from chicago because Monday is the 20th, I believe, right?

Yeah, and my brother's going to be in Chicago, so I was thinking that too.

Well, Monday is Aunt Pat's 60th birthday. No, he's got to be with her.

That's a big one.

My sister's turning 60, so I thought, oh, man, maybe I should just go. So I'm trying to work that out. She doesn't want any recognition for her birthday. She doesn't want anybody to talk about it.

So no live broadcasts from the living room, then?

Can I tell you that I should bring the broadcast equipment and do it? It would be so funny. First off, the funny thing, she would get a total kick out of it. But her neighbors are crazy. Her neighbors are like KP's grandma. Like that, you know, where they're just totally colorful, fun, goofy, you know, all that stuff. Have something to say. It would be like a full show of just talking to people that sit around all day and have fun with, you know, listening to the radio, watching television. Pat would make me watch 18 episodes of the new Judge Judy show. Judy Justice. That she calls and tells me about all the time. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. So, Mike, this is the most destructive place in everybody's city. Where is it? The shoe aisle at Target.

What is going on with the shoe aisle at Target?

Yes! Yes!

We went to, so, Cecily, we found out the daddy-daughter dance is this weekend. I thought it was canceled for, like, the last month, but it's this Friday. And so we went shoe shopping to get her some fancy shoes, and I guess I never, like, I don't frequent the little girl's shoe aisle that much, because the shoe, or ever, I guess that sounded, that was a weird statement. That sounded a little creepy. I got you, you're a parent. But it is, there are shoes everywhere. Like, I don't even think they're all girl's shoes either. They're just shoes from everywhere. and parents and nobody in that aisle is like picking them up or putting them back. It's just shoes all over the floor. It's a tornado.

The civilization forgot. Like I don't have little ones, so I only go in that aisle every Christmas when we're shopping for breaking and entering Christmas wish families. And I'm like, what happened here? Like somebody had a meltdown and just nobody puts any. It's like they try it on. They don't like it. They just drop it in the aisle.

But isn't all the shoe aisles like that? The men's shoes is like that. I know that.

See, I was going to say, the women's shoes usually is okay. Really? For some reason, the kids at all the Targets I go to, Hall Road, Troy, Southfield, they are all just, I don't know what happened. Wait, are you saying kids are menaces? It's not the kids, it's the parents. But if all the other sections are clean, what's the one thing in there? The kids.

The other thing is, and you have to call us up if you work at Target, you'll have to call and tell us this. If you ever talk to a person that works at Target and you'll ask them the questions of how long it takes, the longest part of their day is cleaning up that aisle, cleaning up the aisle to put the stuff back and try to make sure everything looks better. And the other place that is like that, too, for some reason, Macy's.

All of Macy's.

People destroy the Macy's. And I feel bad because they don't have as many people working these days as they used to have back in the day. And there's a lady that works in the men's department at the Macy's down the street from the radio station. She's a nice little Chaldean lady. It's like seriously exhausting for this poor woman to try to put clothes back in his place. And it never goes back into its place.

And the Coles toy section is like, oh, I look at and I go, did did the parents just drop the kids in the toy section so they can go shot for underwear undisturbed? Because it just looks like a bomb went off. And all the other stories you look at and you go, well, I think people, even Target, I feel like they're probably straightening as they're working, but for some reason they can't keep up with that shoe aisle. It's crazy.

It's nuts. And you'll have to call us up and you'll have to tell us if this is just a thing where it's, is it that parents just want to find something? If they don't find something, they just throw it all over the place and don't put it back nicely? Like, I wonder if, you know, you were to have somebody stand there.

It needs, like, a security guard. A shoe lifeguard?

Like, if a person was standing there and worked there, maybe people would treat it nicer and put it back.

Of course. Yeah, because there's a mob mentality that once somebody does it, then everybody else goes, well, it's already a mess.

But I have to tell you, Target is slightly to blame here.

Because it doesn't even make sense to me. And, Mike, I don't know if you noticed this as well. But, like, so the shoes are on the top, right, on a top shelf. So one would assume that the shoes that are on the top, the shoe boxes for those particular shoes are right underneath. It's not. You have to go to, like, another aisle sometimes to find that shoe. It's like a scavenger hunt, almost.

It's kind of like finding panties at Victoria's Secret. Who's going to fix that section of the drawer When you know it's just going to be a hodgepodge The drawers It's a disaster You know you fix it once And then somebody comes back in And they're like oh I want to say it's medium And they put it in the extra small It's like shoveling while it's still snowing

Hi Sarah how you doing

Hi Mojo

Hey Sarah you work at Target

Yeah, I do

Tell us, who are the people That are destroying the kids' shoe aisle?

It's always the people That when you're fixing it They stare right at you And they put it on the ground And then they just leave it there and walk away

Oh, the eye contact

So it wouldn't help Having a shoe security

Yeah, but I work here And actually we're in the hall And usually it's between transitions, and that's why it gets so bad. They just send a bunch of new stuff, and the old stuff is still here. What location do you work at, by the way?

Shout them out. Shout out to the Sterling Heights West.

Our shoe department is amazing. Yay.

It's amazing because you just made it amazing. It won't be amazing in about 15 minutes. They'll figure out a way to destroy it. Yeah. That's unbelievable. All right. And listeners are texting us that this happens at all kinds of stores.

Look at the text saying, I worked at Victoria's Secret. We'd be there until 2 a.m. folding underwear.

Tiffany, what stores does this also happen at?

Burlington.

Oh, we forgot Burlington Coat Factory. No longer Coat Factory.

There's no Burlington. It's Burlington.

It's the DMZ. You just walk in there and you might come out alive. You might not. I love to find a deal I love finding a deal But I also might not survive The shopping experience

What other stores did you say Tiffany

I'm sorry what did you say

What other stores

What was it Burlington TJ Maxx and Marshalls

Now see I think

Marshalls and TJs do a pretty decent job

And you know what it is

I guess that might depend on the location

Half their shoes don't even match It's like they got like a size line

I mean, you've got to make shopping fun and make it a game. Listen, and to reiterate, we're not picking on the stores. It's purely the customers that are idiots that are not. I mean, we're just all a big mess of society, and I think it even got worse after COVID.

Okay, but I can't picture somebody putting down shoes and making eye contact with somebody who works there because I can barely go through the rack and take a shirt off the pile without putting it back and attempting to fold it like they do. And attempting to fold it like they do. You're looking at them like, I'm doing it. I'm putting it back. Put the sleeve, fold them over like that.

I actually will find sometimes where I'll grab something and I have to refold it back, and I'll just sit there and go, I'll put it on the bottom. You know, let's go right to the bottom.

You just throw it across the store.

Bojo in the Morning Show. Did everybody survive the storm? Man, oh man That was like a lot of snow It was thick snow too It was like heavy snow

My Uggs didn't

Did you? Oh jeez

Girls know this If you have Uggs Once you get them soaked They're never the same You don't want to prove them They're never the same I didn't You're better for it anyway You're better for it

So I realize that this is probably ridiculous But this is my first year that I've ever owned a snowblower. I got kind of tired of shoveling and I used to blame the fact that I had heart surgery that I can't do shoveling and stuff. And I am so glad that I ended up getting a snowblower, but I'm now faced with something called snowblower guilt. And you'll have to tell me if you feel this way too. I always feel guilty going out to snowblow my driveway and seeing other neighbors that are by me that are shoveling the driveway at the same time because I always feel like I have to be kind and go over and snowblow their driveway or at least offer them to snowblow their driveway and I don't know what it is because during the summertime when you're cutting your

You don't go right to your neighbor's house and just start cutting their grass, but you do it with a snowblower or you try to help them out with that. And this happened to me a little bit. So I went out on Friday a couple of times to snowblow and then Saturday to snowblow because it was such thick snow. We ended up in our town. I think we got like 11 and a half or something like that. That's what they said that the exact total was in West Bloomfield. And am I ridiculous? Do I have to offer my neighbors that I'll snowblow their driveway or to use my snowblower? Because I don't know what the actual etiquette is.

Do you want to be a good neighbor or do you want to be that neighbor?

Well, I have to be honest with you. I didn't want to have to stay out there all night. Because the last time I went out, that was when I ran into a bunch of neighbors. It was 10 o'clock on Friday, like 10.30 on Friday night. And so 10.30 on Friday night, I was thinking, all right, I'm going to do this before I go to bed. and I got done snowblowing my driveway and it actually looked pretty damn good. I was pretty proud of myself. Then I saw the neighbor next door and he's got the shovel out there. But then I've got to stay out and wait for him to finish it if he did it himself.

No, why don't you just say, hey, do you want to use this? Just put it back in my driveway when you're done.

Put it back in my driveway or my garage. Here's the thing, I want it in the garage and I want to use it in the morning. I don't know, is that bad?

I was on the other end of it this time because I bought... I thought you just bought one. I did. I bought two years ago, the year I got divorced, I bought this beautiful, brand-new, two-stage thrower, 22-inch auger, self-propelled. This monster beast thing has big steel teeth on it. It'll get through a blizzard. Lord, you'll shoot your eye out, kid.

And you need a self-propelled, by the way, to get through this stuff.

Well, yeah, for this snowfall, but also because I have an injured back, so I just can't do the shoveling I used to do. Well, things broken. One year in, something's wrong with it. So I don't know what it is, but now it's a paperweight in my garage. And I just haven't had a chance to take it in and get fixed. And, of course, we have a couple big snow and ice falls here.

What are you waiting for, summer?

Yeah, apparently. I keep forgetting. So now I, Saturday morning, see three of my neighbors out with their snowblowers. And it's 7.30 in the morning. Now, I thought I would never take my snowblower out at 7.30 on a Saturday. That's going to wake everybody up. but I was so glad they did because I had window guys coming to my house at nine and I needed my driveway clear. So I went out there and say hi to them and see if they need any help moving the trees that fell. You did that on purpose. Yes. And then finally, Daryl said, Hey, you want to borrow my snowblower? Don't be out here with a shovel. I'm like, nah, come on. I don't want to borrow that. And he's like, no, just take it. So he did the, the, the best thing, which is what you should do Mojo, which is loan it to them. You don't have to stay out and do the work. Cause daryl said i ain't doing your driveway i'm done but i said no oh my gosh this is awesome and then i filled it back up with gas and gave it back to him that's actually not bad that's not that's not

a bad thing to do lexi what's going on it's mojo in the morning hey so i'm not far from you i'm in

waterford and we got a bunch of snow as well and i my husband went out there with the kids to go shovel and he's like there's no way so one of our neighbors we actually noticed that he got a plow um and he would do the end of our street all the time so when my husband told me that i kind of walked over there and knocked on his door and i asked him and he came over and i paid him money and he plowed the driveway and he's like what a guy so did you wait did you go over there did you

go over there wearing like a less clothes and winked at him and like flirted with him a little

bit too i actually had fit up on my mickey mouse shirt and i had mushroom sweat or pajama pants on my five-month-old just got over covid it was like super congested so i was like can you please help he's like oh my gosh by all means if they want help they'll ask for help they're adults so okay

So then I shouldn't feel so bad If they want it You know, stop when I'm done Doing my driveway, look at them And kind of point to it, and if they want it Then they'll ask for it

Yeah, I mean, it's just like an 80-year-old lady Definitely a helper, but I mean, I'm 28 and I have kids I'm totally capable of it

Well, when I had the Yeah, see, they were an older couple living next to me I'd always do the neighbors, but I also always did the driveways For all the dogs, I mean, the sidewalks For all the dog walkers and stuff Because it's easy to go down and make a path

Yeah, I'm so glad I don't have sidewalks for that reason. I was going to say, you don't have sidewalks in your city. No, no sidewalks. What's that, Mike? I do hand stuff if somebody snow plowed my driveway. Yeah.

With a plow? Oh, my gosh.

Hey, plow guy, come on over here. It was bad, too. Like, it was really thick. It was really bad, and it was really heavy. And if you got stuck in that, so when I drove to the game, to the Michigan State game on Saturday, cars turned over on their sides, cars over in the ditch. the people that were trying to drive on friday night and i know we joked with megan about not getting to go to her show that you went to megan i'm glad you didn't because you you guys would be on the side of the road i was on the side of the road crying on my way back yeah that would have been awful i found out i'm in this nice little island like all the people around us keep losing power and we don't my neighbor's like yeah it's going to be the one good thing you're going to see about the storm for some reason our street's the only one that doesn't lose power but i don't know what's going on with the city of southfield all three big snowstorms we've had so far they have not plowed my driveway and i swear or your street i mean my street i'm sorry our street has been untouched and i'm like what this is like the highest taxes i'm paying more than some of those you know ritzy glitzy neighborhoods in taxes, and they never

plow our streets. Bro, I've lived in my house for three years, and my street has never once been plowed, ever. It drives me insane.

Listen to Fred. Fred's got the right idea. What should I do, Fred?

I gave my snowboard to my neighbor because I could not get it to start every year. So, I gave it to him, and he takes care of my driveway every year. That's the greatest idea.

What I should do, find the neighbor, and my neighbor next door to me is always doing work on his house, give him my snowblower and say, here, I'm going to give this to you as a gift, but you've got to do my driveway.

Yep. Well, we paid $600 for it, but for some reason, every year, it always didn't want to start. Come by now, it's a cold start, so he keeps it in his garage. He'll keep it running through the year. And when snow hits, he comes out and clears out four driveways.

Genius. Freaking genius there, Freddy. Nice work, buddy.

All right. You guys have a good one. Love you guys. Take care of yourself.

All right. We'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.

Dear Lord, please give me the ability to hit the lottery this year so I can be one of those rich-ass Birmingham people. Not so I can stick my nose in the air all the time, but so I can park my car in the garage so I don't have to clean it off and freeze my ass off when I get in the car. This is Mojo in the Morning. Laugh all you want at Spike's world-famous phone scams.

I know you guys are having a laugh, but my face is six inches from potty water. You've got to help me out and get a plumber down here to help free me. We'll call you eventually. I lost the dope, and now I lost the Rolex.

I'm checking healthy, buddy. World-famous phone scams at 7.50 and 9.50 on Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning Show Oh man, oh man I always get this way on Mondays What was that thing that we talked about last week That that girl said that we should do on Mondays

What was it called?

Not Work Monday

it had a good alliteration bare minimum Monday

I feel like I need to do bare minimum Mondays after the exhaustion of the weekend it was so beautiful out this weekend the sun shining so that was nice and then going to sleep last night was tough because it was a little bit warmer in my house you know from the you know effect that the weather was nice um but uh so are we gonna bear should we bear minimum monday at uh mike megan what do you guys

thought we were maybe i was the effort where was it we're saying the listenership seems to be a little lazy today we're not getting the usual amount of phone calls yeah where the hell are you i know you're listening why aren't you participating with us put our phone number in your speed dial

We're like Tinkerbell. You have to call to keep us alive. Put us in your favorite.

That's right. Exactly. I love that. That used to be a drop, Megan. That was good. That was so good. Put us in your favorites.

Oh, you know what I want to do, Megan? I want to talk about, so Megan has found her brother is different these days.

Oh, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.

And what's the reason why he is so different?

He got a girlfriend, and she's the best thing that has ever happened in my life because she makes him bearable to be around on a more consistent basis.

Really? So your brother, Sean, has been dating this girl now for, what, a few months or something like that?

Yeah, I want to say, like, I don't really know when it started, but I introduced them last summer.

Oh, wow. You were the one that introduced them.

Oh, I set them up. I love her. Love her.

And what could have been a bad situation has turned out to be a great situation because it's made your brother different?

Oh, 100%. He is more bearable. Well, here's the other thing. I just know I can get away with more when she's around. I'm a terror, and I don't think anybody is surprised by that phrase. But she came over this weekend, and I don't know why I had the audacity to do this, but we were all sitting on the couch, and I just walked by him to go to the bathroom, and I went, well, purely because I knew he couldn't hit me. She makes me a worse person, and I love it. Also for years, absolutely years.

I've been trying to get my brother to watch New Girl. I love New Girl. I think it's so funny. I know my brother will love Schmidt. I know, I know, I know. I'll love it. And he just refused, refused, refused. He said, I saw the first episode. It wasn't good. Which, to be fair, New Girl fans, the first episode is not that good. Okay? So it's hard to convince somebody to watch the show in the first three episodes. It gets a lot better after that. But she came over this weekend, and I'm really trying to get him to watch this. So I plant the seed, and I go, hey, brother's girlfriend. do you like New Girl? She goes, oh, I love that show. I'm obsessed with it. I was like, we should watch it, right? And she was like, yeah, turn it on. And my brother just gave me absolute daggers because he won't say no to her because he likes her. And so I was like, I got my way again. And I turned it on.

Do we call this the girlfriend effect? Is that what it is?

Oh, for sure. We turned it on. Guess who watched the entire first season this weekend and who loves the show now? My brother. That is correct. The girlfriend effect works in my favor nine out of ten times.

Okay, so this is interesting because sometimes you hear people say that the girlfriend will make him a worse person or whatever. People don't like when their friends have a girlfriend. Your brother's girlfriend has made him a better person or more tolerable to you.

More tolerable because I can be just as terrible as I always am with no repercussions.

Has that ever happened to anybody else where their, you know, maybe sibling or friend found a new person in their life, a boyfriend or a girlfriend, and it changed them as a person? Like, it makes them. I'm hearing you go crazy giving glowing reviews of your brother and this girl. This may be interesting because I always worried that you would be jealous because you and your brother are so close if somebody got in between you guys.

I don't know why people always think that. Like, no, absolutely not. If anything, because we're so close, I want my brother to be happy probably more than normal siblings. Like, I'm rooting for this a million times more than I normally would, but I'm also very aware of the fact that I am very lucky because a lot of people, it sounds weird to say this, but I feel like when siblings are the same gender and they're close, it's very normal. Yeah. And when siblings are opposite gender and they're close, people think it's weird when it's not. If you saw two brothers that were best friends, you wouldn't think that was weird. Or two sisters, you wouldn't think that was weird. But because it's my brother, people think it's weird and it's not. I'm very, very, very lucky that she is just as close with her sisters as I am with my brother. She gets it. She gets it. I've hung out with her sisters before. She hangs out with me. I almost feel like I gained a family already. I love it.

Can I tell you? You know how close I am with my sisters. I mean, I'm really, really tight with my sisters. and when my sisters got married their husbands became buddies of mine so it was and i agree with you that it is weird you know how close families can be when they're when you're you know you're just hanging out with them normally but when they're they start dating then it becomes fun you know it becomes fun to bring somebody else into the family for sure plus i my brother's my

best friend if you like somebody i'm nine times out of ten gonna love that person yeah yeah i get

like an extra friend it's a win-win um do they know that when they get married they have to have you that you get to move into their house with them first of all pump the brakes did you know do you want to hear a funny story my sister tracy married uh my brother-in-law scott and i had just moved out of the house because i lived with my sister and i lived with you know my two sisters uh pat and tracy and i said to scott when he met her i go just so you know you got to take pat and i on and he honestly probably would have and to be honest with you he's pretty much housed all of our family members over the time but at this point i'm so willing to kick

my brother out for her to move she gets to move in uh it's the girlfriend effect has this ever

happened to anybody that you knew uh where they start dating somebody and then they become a

better person claire what's going on so my brother and his girlfriend were super cute together but he was a complete jerk to her and they broke up right before christmas and she actually moved into my house yesterday oh my gosh what does your brother think of that um so actually he's at my house right now too he's been staying with me um so he's not a super fan of it he's like how could you do that blah blah blah blah she's super great and my daughter absolutely adores her like she's my daughter's favorite person and if she's a great person he was just being a jerk to her then how can he protest right right and that's what we said too we're like well you're the one who broke up with her like we all love her so it sucks to be you can i tell you though you got to be really

really careful about that though because it does put a little you know wedge in between you and that person that you love because i've had that happen with

Some of my my sons, when they would break up with their significant others, I continued to communicate with them and be friends.

And it really would bother my son, you know, when they've been broken up for like almost three months now. And she was kind of holding on to hope that they would get back together. Not so much him like he's just done with her. But, yeah, it's definitely been different.

You know, it's it's wild. I've seen this happen before where, like, the sibling was dating somebody, and then they ended up breaking up or something like that. And then you set them up with another one of your friends, and then it becomes crazy because the intertwined relationships.

Oh, yeah, no, that won't be happening because me and my husband are in our late 20s, and she's only 20, so we're not setting her up with anything.

Yeah, okay, well, that's good. What's up, Mike?

Hey.

Hey.

So I went ahead and got a girlfriend, and she basically turned me from a raging douchebag to, like, a half-decent human being.

Oh, you're only half-decent now.

Yeah, I'm working on it. It's a work in progress. I'm trying to get there.

So, wait, what did she do differently? Because I always want to know about that. Like, what is it that, you know, is it that you're getting some and now you're happy? Or what's the story?

Not exactly. I think the fact that, like, we genuinely care about each other and do things to, like, try and make each other better people. So she's going to school. I'm working. She's got two jobs. So we're doing it. We're doing a decent amount of stuff. And then whenever we get a chance to, like, see each other, it actually matters.

Yeah.

And that's been really important. And then also just working with, like, my family and stuff.

That's cool.

Trying to make sure they're doing well.

As a former D-bag myself, I got to say respect.

And as a guy named Mike also, right? Oh, yeah, that's right. Hey, would your brother, Megan, say that his girlfriend has made him a better person, or is it only to you?

I don't know. I don't know. I think so, because he's happier than he was. So I think that makes people better. That's probably why I'm not a good person.

You might not want to bring it up and make him aware that, you know, you're slightly manipulating him.

Oh, he knows. I laughed about it. I was like, what are you going to do about it? I'm a menace.

Do you ever use her to get something through to your brother? You call her up and say, hey, I want you to tell Sean, blah, blah, blah, blah, or I want you to back me on this thing.

He got really mad when he found out that she and I text without him in the group. Because we have a group chat together, like the three of us. And then her and I have our own text message thread going on. And when he found out, he was like, what are you talking about? I was like, girl's deaf. You're not allowed. No, because it's girl's deaf. Nobody's loud.

I love that.

Mojo in the mornings, dirty on the 30.

Shannon, what's up in this hour's dirty?

Well, Chris Rock finally addressed the Will Smith Oscar slab and made Netflix history on Saturday with his live streaming event, Selective Outrage. Waited until like the last 10 minutes to talk about Will.

Gotta watch out. You know what people say? They always say, uh, words hurt. That's what they say. Gotta watch what you say, because words hurt. You know, anybody that says words hurt has never been punched in the face. Okay? Yeah, words hurt when you write them on a brick, okay?

Yeah, he suggested that Will's response to his Oscars joke about Jada wasn't really about him. He said, Will practices selective outrage, the name of the special. And he said the reason he didn't react on stage at the Oscars that night was this.

A lot of people go, Chris, how come you didn't do nothing back? How come you didn't do nothing back that night? Because I got parents. That's why. Because I was raised.

I think that was the meanest thing you said all night.

I got parents. And you know what my parents taught me? Don't fight in front of white people.

So, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle confirmed they have been invited to King Charles' coronation. But they're not saying whether they're actually going to go. Harry received an email from the palace about the event. It's going down on May 6th. Will they stay or will they go? That's kind of up in the air at this point. I do know that Frogmore Cottage in Windsor, the UK residence that... it. they were just evicted from by the king and it was given to disgraced prince andrew will be available for them to stay in should they fly to england to attend the coronation so you can come

you can stay so racist some of that she went through was not racism it was just some in-law sometimes it's just some in-law because she's complaining i'm like what the is she talking about. They're so racist. They wanted to know how brown the baby was gonna be. They're so racist. They wanted to know how brown the baby's gonna be. I'm like, that's not racist. Because even black people want to know how brown the baby gonna be we check behind them ears that's a scientific test because you got to see what kind of black child you gonna get is this a step curry baby or a draymond green baby

Speaking of Meghan Markle, Rebel Wilson hanging out with Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live, talking about how she had the chance to meet Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. And she didn't really say very nice things about Meghan.

Really? Wow, you were telling me during the break you introduced your mom to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle?

Yeah, well, we were just talking royal family stuff in the break. And, yeah, we went up to Santa Barbara, met Harry, could not have been nicer.

Had you known them before, I would assume?

No, we just had a mutual friend in common, a polo player. But then Megan was not as cool. Oh, really? It wasn't as naturally warm. But maybe, I don't know, and then my mum being Australian just asked her all these, like, slightly rude questions. Like, what? What was she asking? Where are your kids? And things like that. And I'm like, Mum, don't ask her that. Well, then maybe that's why she was... Maybe that's why she was like, who are these annoying convicts from Australia?

Not naturally warm.

It's wild how polarizing even mentioning Meghan Markle's name is. I mean, like, as soon as she said that, people started plotting. Yeah, yeah, she's rude. And I'm like, did they meet them, too? Do you know her personally?

Right.

Did you see this weekend, Tyler Perry flew in to go see them in California? And there's, like, some rumors about some big thing between the two of them. But it was pretty...

Bad thing? Or, like, something that they're doing together?

No, there's, like, some big entertainment project that they're going to do. but the the part that the paparazzi were so taken by he was one person on a 747 private plane he literally took a plane that could uh could fit over 500 people or something like that on it and he took it from atlanta to california flew there to go visit him and they were like talking about it they're like going the guy i mean he i know he's loaded and stuff but is he that loaded and what do you do on a if you're one person on a plane that big what do you do? You run laps?

I don't know. That's crazy. And lastly, if you saw the phrase, he deleted it, trending on Twitter over the weekend. This is why Harry Styles posted a picture of himself wearing a One Direction t-shirt to his Instagram story. So people are freaking out, okay? Well then he deleted it resulting in all sorts of conspiracy theories and memes. I really don't know why, Megan. I don't know if you do, but...

Yeah, because he had this girl who claimed that she was a psychic media matter show, and she said that she... The way she edited the post was you didn't get to hear her reading, but he did confirm parts of it, including something new coming in the next 12 to 15 months. Now, that probably meant movies, because obviously he's been filming his Marvel movies, But a lot of people said, album, album, and then he wore the One Direction t-shirt the next day and everybody said, is One Direction getting back together?

I can't imagine he would do that if he didn't mean to. He knows the whole world sees his post immediately and it's on the internet forever. I know. I think it was an accident.

To post and then delete. So he doesn't post on his social media. His team does. Right. And he never posts like personal stuff. I think this was truly an accident because it was only up for minutes before it was deleted. For all of today's Dirty. Yeah. Well, I think he has a burner account, and I think he thought he was posting it to his burner, but he posted it to his real account.

Go ahead. You said finish.

I did, but I'll do it again. No, you did it all. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page.

Oh, I thought you were.

It's okay.

Mojo in the mornings, Dirty on the 30s, and another world-famous phone.

scam is next you're home with the phone scam no no no hold on let me no no no this is mojo in

the morning you hold on i'm about to disrespect you right now hello hi is this joshua yes hi

joshua this is sebastian from dr's office how you feeling today oh hey uh i guess i'm all right i

I mean, not too bad, a bit of a bit sore. A little soreness still? Yeah, yeah. I mean, nothing you can't really expect.

And are you able to eat?

I managed to put down a banana, but other than that, it's been like protein shakes and stuff like that just to be safe.

Okay, all the soft stuff, yeah. And no migraines or bleeding or strange side effects?

Those pain meds are pretty amazing, so I seem to be okay.

All right. Well, listen, we had a little issue, and that's why I'm calling.

Is it the insurance? Because that does happen a lot

No, not with the insurance, but with the surgery It's our mistake, so we want to schedule an appointment to get you here to take care of it

What do you mean?

Well, as luck would have it, Dr. S*** successfully extracted the four teeth But they weren't your wisdom teeth, he pulled the wrong teeth

Wait, what?

Apparently your teeth were compacted, which means they were really close together and sometimes not where they're supposed to be. And as he began the extraction, he got confused with what he saw and pulled your secondary molars by mistake.

You took out the wrong teeth. Hold on.

So the actual impacted wisdom teeth are still below the gum line, and he didn't see them. But later, another dentist was looking at the film, and let me just say this is embarrassing to us, But after this happened, the other doctor started a whole heated discussion. Embarrassing to you, mother f***er. I'm going to put you out of f***ing business. Right. I do understand you being upset, and that's why I want to take care of it. But first of all, we wanted to take full ownership and apologize to you. This is the craziest part, that your dentist is not actually an oral surgeon at all.

Okay.

So, like, things just didn't add up. So the girls in the office started doing some research, and it turns out he doesn't have a license on file. So they asked him to leave, and we notified the state immediately so that he doesn't turn up somewhere else at another practice.

So how did he get in your office if he didn't have a license on file?

That's what we're trying to investigate, yes. That doesn't do too well for my f***ing face, now does it? Okay. I don't want you to get upset because you have stitches. We don't want to pop them.

Well, the owner of the practice is Dennis.

It's Dennis the Dentist. Oh, yes. Well, he's here, but I don't want to interrupt him. He's having his breakfast. Right. You're going to fix this. For sure. We'll have to put something on the books, but we're pretty busy right now. I'll be there tomorrow, and you're going to fit me in, aren't you? Okay. Thank you so much. Right. I'll get you in tomorrow. I just don't know who will be working on you. You want me to take a look at your teeth?

I don't give two shakes of s**t as long as you and your owner is there. You figure it out. That's not my problem. You get it? And I want a real f**king surgeon, and I want to see his license personally.

Have you had any jello? That's good soothing sometimes to have some jello.

I'm going to smack the s**t out of you in about five seconds.

Joshua, I got to let you in on it before you do have a pop stitch. This is Spike from the Mojo on the morning show, and we're just phone scamming you this morning. With your wife's permission, she told us to scam you.

Oh, my God.

I've been, like, rolling all over myself.

We've been texting her all morning because we're like, you sure he feels okay for this? Is he up to the phone scam? Sounds like you were up for it.

I haven't even been taking all the meds. Oh, man.

We will, we will scam you. We interrupt this message to tell you that was funny. It's the home of the world-famous phone scams.

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

I have not had a chance to go to the bathroom all morning. I've not been out of the studio because we are full commitment commercial-wise, and we got all these live commercials.

You need to get this show sponsored by Depends so you can wear an adult diaper over there. You're that committed.

And the worst part is that you go into the guy's bathroom at this time of the day at the studios here. All the stalls are taken. It makes me want to just run into the women's restroom and say, hey.

is there anybody in here and let me see if i can pee real quick before somebody walks in yeah don't

do that because that keeps almost happening to me and i'm afraid i'm going to get arrested it's the new planet fitness i go to that's close to my house is flip-flopped from my old one that i used to go to in novi yeah the so like it's the same exact floor plan but a mirror version like they must just reversed it and i'm not sure maybe because of where the plumbing was or whatever so the men's and the women's locker rooms are reversed and i used to walk in the door and then the first door would be the men's room well now i keep accidentally walking into the planet fitness women's locker room and i'll get like seven steps in and just make the turn before i realize whoa look at all those stalls there's no oh my gosh there's no urinals oh my gosh and i so it's happened to me like four or five times already and i'm like at what point are they going to be like this isn't a mistake anymore you're gonna get banned yeah i'm gonna get arrested for walking in the wrong bathroom or locker room.

Have you ever done that? Have you ever gone into the wrong bathroom and you walk in there and not realizing it? Oh, yeah. I've done that. Where

was this at? God, I feel like it was a live broadcast that we were doing too. Oh, like a bar or something? Yes, and I mean, usually when it's a girl walking into the guy's bathroom, the urinal's right there. So, you know, you get the over-the-shoulder stare and it's, I mean, you feel it's so it's just as uncomfortable for me as it is for you i promise there's a restaurant um

and well i guess i could say but there's a restaurant in birmingham where i did that i went to go eat at uh out to eat with a group of people and we were having a couple drinks and i had maybe one or two old fashions and um i go and walk into the bathroom and i thought to myself it's my first time ever at this restaurant i thought to myself this is a nice place look how nice and clean this place like really nice like you know fixtures and things like that and i'm washing my hands a lady walks in and goes excuse me and i look at the door and the door says or women on the door i'm like oh my god sorry yeah sorry about that real quick you got to

pretend you work they go i'm sorry just checking is there enough toilet paper in here i wonder how

many people have been in the wrong bathroom stall and somebody came in and you hear their voice going off and that's when you realize you've been in the wrong stall so then you just got to hide

out and wait until it's empty again to leave.

So last week I was at Caesars-Windsor and you walk into the Caesars-Windsor bathrooms. It's the weirdest thing ever. You have to walk through the guy's bathroom to get to the women's bathroom. Wait, what? So right outside the theater that's there you go to the first bathrooms that are there when you get to the casino level. You walk in and the guy's bathroom's to the right. The women's is straight ahead, but the women can kind of peer in and peek in a little bit. So I'm looking and I'm seeing all these people And the only reason why I noticed it, I started hearing the cackling loud, you know, you know what I mean? Like the women kind of like making a bunch of noise like they're having fun. And I'm going, wait a second.

That's what you think of women's bathrooms? No, they're talking about the men.

No, they're on their way walking to their bathroom, but they're talking, walking into the bathroom. And as they're talking, walking into the bathroom, honestly, I kind of froze up a little bit.

Sounds like they're walking in behind you.

Yeah, I'm, like, thinking to myself, ee, that was a little too close.

There was a restaurant I was in last month where every time they opened the door, it's a direct shot to the three urinals. So every time any guy walked in the bathroom, everyone in the dining area could just see the three guys lined up to the urinal peeing. And I'm like, who designed this? There's no barrier wall or, like, corner to turn.

Well, am I wrong in saying this because I haven't eaten there in a while? But there's another restaurant. It's Streetside, that restaurant Streetside. Yes. Where it's a fog window, right? Isn't it? So you're peeing in front of the window, and I keep thinking to myself, can they see me peeing?

And that's girls on the left side, boys on the right. But sometimes I go in the boys.

Do you?

I got to go so bad. I'm getting to the age where I can't hold it that well sometimes, okay? That's great. Didn't you do that whole little? Well, that's number one. I'm good with number one. But number two could be bad, so I just go in the boys.

That's Friday. I was at Bittertimes Distillery in Lake Orion, and they have those fog. It's just like fog doors, but you can clearly see a body. An outline. You can see through them, yeah. So you can't be too self-conscious. You can't be dancing in there.

I wear underwear that sometimes crawls up a little bit. And so if I'm standing in front of you, it looks like I'm like-

You're adjusting.

Touching myself. Diane, what's going on?

Hi, how are you guys?

Good. Did you go into the-

Long time listener. Oh, I love that. We love you guys so much. You're the best.

Thank you. We love you too.

Thanks. Two years ago, my husband and I were at a restaurant and I go into the ladies room. I will wait for our table and I'm in the stall, you know, and all of a sudden I hear in my husband's lap was just unforgettable.

And I hear him laughing, and I hear this other lady talking to him, and he's washing his hands, la, la, la, didn't even realize that he's in the women's bathroom yet. And I go, don't worry, that's just my husband, and he just started cracking up.

He went in the wrong bathroom.

He went in the wrong bathroom. He just thought, oh, and this is a restaurant we've been going to for years. I mean, you know, he's since passed away, but it's one of the many funny memories. Oh, thank you for sharing, Diane.

Yeah, I hope that puts a smile on your face today. Thank you so much.

Thank you. Have a good day.

Bye. Take care of yourself. Linda.

Hi.

How are you?

I love you guys. I love you guys. We love you too. Let me tell you, every woman knows that that bathroom line is too long. Yes. Too long. Amen. I had to do a number two. I didn't care. I went into the men's bathroom, did my business, and I had to secretly wait until there wasn't nobody in there so I could sneak out.

Desperate times, Linda.

A couple of men came in, used the urinals. They don't know who's behind that store.

We'll never know. That's true. Were you listening to those guys at the urinals peeing, like you can hear their stream going?

Listen, they were letting out toots. But I didn't care because, fortunately, I had to take care of my baby.

Linda, I got to be honest with you. I find it so amazing that lately I have felt that I've had to go number two in public places more than ever before. And I don't know if it's just like my diet or something like that. But it's weird because I used to try to hold it until I got home. But in public places, you know, you got to go. You got to go, right?

I never use public places, but this particular day, I have Crohn's disease, and so my stomach was bothering me. Oh, yeah. That's why I was too long for me to wait. You got to go.

That's right.

And I had to do what I had to do.

What would you have done if you walked out of the stall and there was a guy standing there looking you right in the face?

I had to do what I had to do.

I got to do. And that do was duty. Take care of yourself, Linda.

I love you guys. We love you, too. Take care. I love you, too.

Drew, what did you do?

How's it going, guys? All right. So in my younger days, I was at Deja Vu, I'm sorry, Flint, and I was so intoxicated that I went to go to the bathroom and I accidentally went into the stripper's locker room and I opened the door. And mind you, I'm 6'1". At the time, I was probably like 245 pounds, so not the smallest guy. And this bouncer gripped me up like I was a rag doll. And I felt so bad. I was like, I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I thought it was the bathroom, and he was kind of chuckling, but yeah, I accidentally went to the locker room at the strip club.

Oh, my God. That's like the place that every guy wishes they could go into is the locker room at a strip club.

Yeah, unfortunately, I didn't mean to do it.

Yeah, it was definitely not a sexy situation. What's up, Leah?

Hey, so love you guys.

This is my first time calling. Thanks. Okay.

Love you.

So my boyfriend We went to his brother His brother's wedding And he got super drunk And we got back to the hotel He went to a woman's restroom And when he was washing his hands A woman saw him And she went out To tell her husband And her husband Like got up And got in a fight With my boyfriend And security had to take him out You better be careful

With that plan of fitness I know It's like Immediately it's going to get you In trouble when it's Purely an accident Yeah

That's

Yeah, he was just like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. Like, I didn't even know. And he's just, like, out of his mind drunk until the whole family had to, like, help him. Oh, gosh.

Well, the problem is instantly people think that you're a sexual predator and not somebody that does it on accident.

Not a drunk wedding guest.

Thank you for the call. Second date update on Mojo in the Morning.

It's the second date update on Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. It's time now for the second date update. Why are you not getting a call back after you went on a date? Mike did go on a date And actually spent the night Michael

That's right Yeah hey how's it going

So Mike You guys met on a dating app And you ended up going out And then you ended up Did you go back to her house To go hang out for the night

Yeah to go all the way baby Oh lord

Here's the thing You gotta be careful saying that When you've got somebody that is not calling you back, what's the story? So you've been trying to get in touch with her, and she hasn't been returning your calls?

Yeah, you know, I shot a text after I left. Like, had a nice time yesterday. And then a funny text referencing something a couple days later. No response. Tried one phone call.

nothing and i thought i thought we had a nice time uh i don't know i mean i mean look we we met on uh one of the site it was like uh you know for singles for divorce with kids but she was

pretty communicative before so i don't know um on the phone with us is uh brianne brianne are you okay with your voice on the radio hi yeah brianne uh i i would like you to and i know you probably

could hear him say hi to mike hi mike hey how you doing i am fine how are you

good i was just wondering why it was so hard to get back in touch with you

yeah well listen um you lied right i mean that's that's probably the first red flag he waited he

Did he lie about not having sex? Or what is he lying about?

Yeah. So he told you that we met on a site for singles who are divorced with kids. He's not divorced, and he doesn't have kids.

Oh, that's a big lie. That is a really big lie.

Wait, so can I ask a question? So is that a requirement to be on the site, or is it just people who are open to meeting somebody who is divorced with kids?

You know, that's fair. I don't run the site, but I'm on it to meet someone else who's in the same position that I am. And I'm pretty sure he only got on that site because of that assumption that women who are divorced and a little bit older are great in bed. Which, here's the thing. I am. I was before I was divorced. You're welcome, Mike. But, like, that is a pretty crappy thing.

What about the conversations on the date? Did he talk about being divorced and having kids?

you know listen he's really good at talking and i don't think i can trust a single thing that comes out of his mouth i just feel like i got totally duped and i just feel like it's like the crummiest thing someone can do to someone wait how did you how did you find out that

he was not a divorcee who who has children well because i asked him i asked him about it oh wait so mike you admit it but in your in your profile did you say that you were divorced and had kids

No, I never lied about it. I mean, my friends tell me I have divorce energy, but.

What does that mean? Oh, God. I would love to know. But wait, so you, so nowhere in your profile did you say you were divorced, nor that you had kids. And in a conversation, you said, I'm not divorced and I don't have kids. You were very clear about that.

She asked me. I was open about it. You know, it's just I prefer women who are more mature. And if you're divorced, you're not going to try to get me to marry you in three months. And I like kids. So I'm just open to it.

It's so creepy. It's so creepy to literally go after someone on an assumption that just because there are certain needs and divorce, it's going to be the best sex you've ever had. Like, that's so creepy.

Wait, did he tell you that?

Listen, he told me he knows what it's like to be with a woman my age. He said, you know what it's like after divorce. It's just the best sex you'll ever have. And I was like, oh, well, how is your divorce? And then I found out he hasn't had a divorce. He's talking about my divorce.

Did he tell you that after you guys had sex or before you had sex? He told it to you after you had sex or before you had sex. When did you tell him that, Mike? When did you tell Brianna?

Before. I was not talking about it.

Okay, so wait, stop. No, no, no, stop for a second. Stop for a second because this is where I always sit there and I think to myself, everybody can complain about, oh, he was not truthful. You heard him tell you his not truthful side that you're now upset about, but yet you still took him back to your home and had sex with the man.

But he wasn't even not truthful.

He was truthful. He was truthful, yes.

He said in conversation that he did not have kids, nor was he divorced.

She felt like he should have been a divorced guy Right Why did you have sex Why did you have sex with him if you're so angry about this now

You know what Because you have to live your life sometimes And sometimes you've got to do things for the sake of science Yeah But I am literally not going down that path

So then you just say hey The next day I regretted it I'm not interested anymore Like be honest But I mean he wasn't lying to you

Right And I really liked you

I feel like he's very dishonest And I feel like I've also Was very clear I didn't answer a single text or a call How much clearer do I need to be

There you go Tiffany wants to make a comment real quick Mike And then you can make your comment What's up Tiffany