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WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

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let me take y'all back to the beginning this is it you're listening to mojo in the morning

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We'll be right back.

good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show it's good to have you guys here with us today it's very suspicious when your husband has never been on snapchat before but all of a sudden has snapchat on his phone although logged out she says and then even more suspicious when she notices that he's got naked photos of himself that she has never seen that he says that he's taken to show some progress in his weight loss journey this morning here on the show do we catch a cheater you'll find out coming up just after seven o'clock listen for the war of the roses i love the the claim is that uh his uh phone just downloaded snapchat itself and that's why it wasn't logged in yours doesn't do that uh my phone doesn't just download uh apps without

does yours do that you gotta update it sometimes my phone orders doordash just by phone

well you know what i wish my phone would return some text messages i got from the sales department but I don't know. We'll see if that helps out. We've got good prizes to give away today, concert tickets. You want to go see Kendrick Lamar, SZA, Post Malone, Jelly Roll, and the weekend, we've got your chance to win tickets coming up this morning here on the Mojo in the Morning Show.

Yesterday, I went to lunch with Kevin. Yeah. And Kevin, by the way, I've been out of the game for so long, you know, married for a long time. Kevin and I went, sat down, and he was convinced that this girl was hitting on me, which I thought was kind of interesting because I think she was just being nice and maybe looking for a good tip. Nah. But I wanted to ask you guys if you think this. Will you explain some of the things that she was doing?

I mean, and as soon as we set out, I was invisible, first and foremost, which has never happened when I came and ate. Like, I'm usually the person that, like, they gravitate towards personality. We get to exchange in names. She looks at Mojo within five seconds. She's like, ooh, those dimples. And he's like, no, she had to see the wedding ring. I'm like, she didn't get down to the wedding ring because she was stuck on the dimples.

And by the way, let me tell you this to you, too. I think it was affecting Kevin, too, because she was a very attractive black woman, too.

Oh, the black women love Mojo. Love Mojo. He thinks he's black.

Yes, they love him. Cookies and cream. No.

She actually said out loud, ooh, those temples. That's literally, I don't even think she said hello first. Like, that was the first thing out of her mouth.

It was, yeah. And what happened later? Well, then I said, can you tell me where the bathroom is? Because the restaurant that we went to was attached to a hotel. And so I didn't know if I had to walk into the hotel to go to the bathroom. It was kind of confusing. And she says, well, let me walk you to the bathroom. And then started walking me to the bathroom.

Walk you there.

And then she said, I can go inside to make sure it's clean or something like that. Come on now.

Oh, she was 100%. Really? Come on now. Was this a debate for real?

No, no, it was. It's obvious. I don't think she was. I think, honestly, I'm not kidding you. This restaurant was a goofy restaurant. I think they probably was worried that it was probably not clean. I didn't think she was flirting. I do think, if anything, she was being sweet and nice. No, bro.

There's a difference between sweet and nice. And, ooh, look at those dimples. Let me walk you in the bathroom.

I don't, but, see, I never know if somebody ever is flirting at all. Like, I have no clue about that. I never knew. Even, I'm not going to lie to you, even when I was in high school, I remember my buddies would say to me all the time, they're like, I think so-and-so likes you. I'm like, uh-huh. You know what I mean? I have no clue.

That's called disbelief.

And I was friends with every girl. Like, I was literally, like, I think people probably thought I was gay. Because I was literally every girl's safe haven, so to speak. You know what I mean? I'm with you, though.

I like a very direct person. Like, if you like me or whatever the case is, be direct with me. I don't have time to, like, read between the lines and pick up the hints unless they are overly, you know, aggressive, like the lady who wants to help you in the bathroom. Yeah, that's Dippledaddy.

Were you jealous, by the way? Were you feeling jealous?

No, hey, go off. What's for you is for you. Did she give you a free dessert or a free drink?

No. No. She tried. No.

She tried to give him that cookie.

No, she did not. No. Matter of fact, it took it forever for our drinks to come out.

That's a fact. That's crazy. Are they pulling the water from a well? Where is this coming from?

It was, it was, that was kind of interesting. It was actually, it was, it was good food, but it was also, you know, I, can I tell you something about what I hate about Detroit? This is going to be my thing about, you know, I, we're now in the city of Detroit before we used to broadcast our show in the suburbs. We were in Farmington Hills. Now we're literally in the city. So we have to pick a restaurant to go to, unless it's one of the restaurants we can walk to from the radio studios here, which were in Eastern market, you know, not that far from like Ford Field and stuff. you have to get in your car and you have to drive to it and then it costs you money because you got to park and you the city of detroit has no street parking and any street parking it does have it says it's you know 10 minute limit or it says for cabbies or which by the way when's the last time you saw a freaking cab yeah and um and then you pull up into the parking lots of any of these places and you pull up in the parking lot and it's some dude that's in there and he goes uh he goes $20. And I go, what? And he said, the sign says $10. He goes, no, $20. Special's date today. You know what I mean? It's like, oh, good. I came on a date that's special. And then he'll say, where are you going? And I tell him where I'm going. He goes, okay, $10. It's like a barter system or something. I don't trust any of these guys that don't have

these parking lots. So what I'm hearing is you're advocating for better public transportation in the city.

I'm advocating that we move our studios back to the suburbs.

I don't have to pay city tax income tax i'm good with that you guys used to make fun of me all the time but i used to say the public transportation down here is pretty terrible yeah it's pretty you got the the one

train that just pretty much is like a choo-choo train that goes up and down or like i don't know a prius uh i don't know it's it's like a spaceship that drives up and down woodward avenue that uh

looks like it goes nowhere that app on your phone yet so that it just charges your car it doesn't make it any cheaper i'm just saying it

It is a little bit easier that you don't have to dig around for cash or your credit card or whatever. It just charges it.

You know why I didn't put that app on my phone? Because I pull into parking lots and I leave them right away when I start realizing that the parking spot that is the only parking spot they have is next to a humongous puddle. That's what I ended up doing yesterday is going in and out of a parking lot. What's up, Angela? How you doing? Mojo. Yes? Just take the win.

Take the win, Mojo. Take the win! You see, you don't know how long, you know, you're going to get them chances. Take the win.

You know what?

Take the win. That's a three-pointer right there.

She's pulled up from half court on me. Let me tell you something. I actually ran down the court looking like Steph Curry. I was doing this. With the night-night. Exactly.

Yeah, exactly. We're going into the bathroom. Like I said, take the win, Mojo.

Angela, let me tell you something about Kev, too. Kev sits back in a car or in a booth because we were in a booth. He's like, you know, like most uncles or grandpas that are driving big old cars with lush leather. He gets down low in the distance. Did you notice how you are? You know how?

But let me ask you this. Doesn't Kevin have dimples, too? He does. No, he's got great smile, great teeth. She wasn't concerned about his dimples. She could care.

What irritates me is I have dimples and nobody ever comments on them. You do? Let me see your dimples.

Mine are deep and lush. Oh, you do have one dimple.

You have one dimple. They're not looking at your dimples.

They're looking at something else. Wait, hold on a second. Megan didn't hear what you just said.

No, I didn't.

She just said, go ahead, say that.

I said, Megan, they're not looking at your dimples. Their eyes are on something else. I am more than you. This is true. Boop, boop, boop, boop. All right, guys. Guys, have a good day. Got to get back to work.

Bye. I'm only going to comment on your boobs and move on.

I do have to say that when you were sitting in that booth, it was funny because it did remind me of that. Like, I remember we had a guy that used to live down the street from us, and he drove a big old Lincoln Continental. And the guy had this car, and it was like a big car. And you wouldn't see him over the steering wheel because he'd be down so low. That's what booths are for. For me, booths are for you to get comfortable.

If I want to sit up straight, then I sit at a regular table. I always choose a booth if there's, if I have the choice. I'm relaxing in that thing.

Well, then the other thing that he did to me, okay, is he chooses the booth. And this guy is not a fat guy like I am. Like, he's not a bigger dude. You can't do that anymore, by the way. Well, I'm still bigger, though. And he pushes the table over so far to me that literally I can't even get. I'm telling you, I think your kids would have a hard time, Shannon, getting into this thing. No, he damn so pushed it back. And I pushed that thing all the way back. And I hate going to restaurants. I hate going to restaurants that have the booths that are stuck, or the tables are stuck into the ground, and they don't give you enough room. I feel you. What's up, Victor? How you doing? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Yeah, you ain't never used the monorail system, man?

The monorail. That's what they call it. The people mover.

The monorail. Yeah, the people mover. The monorail.

It's like the Disney World monorail. Can I tell you?

The Disney World. Get on it. When you see you stop, jump off of it, man. They don't even stop that day or anything.

How often do you ride the people mover? Because I'll tell you, every stop is within, like, four blocks of each other.

That's why you got to get off while it's moving. I don't think it worked like that. You got to get with it, you know? I'm concerned about him. Stop telling your feet for the hit the ground.

You know what's funny about that is back in the day, so back in the day, we did our photo shoot on there, our show photo shoot on the damn thing. Stop it. We got locked in the damn thing. you couldn't the door it things stopped in the middle it had a breakdown and we were on there just doing photos i swear to god you could see some of the photos i'll tell i think i have them in i'll i'll send you guys one you see me sweating my ass off on the thing because i bet i thought for sure that we were going to die on that damn thing we should do that again what i will say i

will give the city some credit here all of the um well the queue and the monorail are free so Are there really? Yeah.

Yeah. All right. Well, thank you for the call. I love that you call with that. I love that it's called the mod. All right. Bye, Victor. All right. It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. Let's go. Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen? All right. This was the year that Andre 3000 gave one of the shortest acceptance speeches ever at a Grammy Awards.

Congratulations.

Thank you. That is it. Anchorman was the big movie.

That smell.

That's the smell of desire, my lady.

God, no, it smells like a used diaper filled with Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

You know, desire is...

Smells like that to some people. What is that? It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

Smells like Bigfoot's dick.

Oh, my gosh. And the big song from JoJo. We love JoJo. Somebody look up. How old is JoJo now? She's my age. I think she's like 32 or 33. JoJo, bad. She's about to be at Royal Oak in a minute. Really? Yeah, she's 34 years old. What year was that?

what a big brain you have tell us when that stuff happened call us at 844 mojo live to tell us 844-665-6548 it's mojo in the mornings back in the day

what year was this this was when Andre 3000 won a Grammy with OutKast and he He had the shortest acceptance speech ever.

Congratulations.

Thank you. There you go. Anchorman was the big movie. What is that smell? Another Paul Rudd film. Continuing the streak. I do love some Paul Rudd.

He's getting better looking as he ages.

How did you all of a sudden decide that Paul Rudd week was going on here? It's one of those things, man. Amazing. I'm trying to find the pattern here to you. It was unbelievable. You're throwing me off. You've become the Taylor Swift throwing those little Easter eggs. You're too kind. Back in the day. And the big song was JoJo, by the way. Here you go. JoJo's playing. Anaya with us right now. Anaya, what year was that?

2004. Good morning, guys. Yeah, Anaya. Good morning. How are you? I'm good. I was just listening to you guys while I was working out this morning.

Uh-oh. Hold on a second. Look at you. Now I feel horrible about myself. What kind of workout are we doing today? Glutes.

Back and by day.

Back and by day. Always a good day. And how are you feeling? You feeling good?

I'm in pain, but I'm feeling good. Good. Do it.

You know what? If you don't do it now, you're never going to do it, right?

That's right. That's very true.

We're going to set you up with tickets. You got tickets to go to the Taylor party, Taylor Swift night. The party is on March the 15th, and it's at St. Andrews. Congratulations to you.

Thank you so much.

Have a great morning.

Damn girl, you look good. I'd cheat on me too. Wait, another War of the Roses is after 7 on Mojo in the Morning.

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Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon's going to get us caught up on what's trending. We've got the War of the Roses coming up this morning just after 7. What's up, Shannon?

There are some stories that confuse the heck out of me, but I feel like I have to do them because I see them everywhere. And this Justin Bieber personal assistant story is one of them today. His longtime personal assistant, Mateo Caldas, has quit. He's worked with Justin and actually Haley. He's worked with both of them since 2018. And one of the stories that I got was that he left to focus on his acting career. However, I don't know why this is making news right now, because TMZ is reporting that Mateo was actually fired by Bieber five years ago. So I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. I don't know what's going on, but it's interesting timing because it comes almost two weeks after Justin's rep said, remember this, he was ending several close friendships and business relationships that no longer served him. And now we're hearing this assistant is no longer in the picture, whether it's recent or five years ago. It's interesting. I just don't know why such a discrepancy. So we'll get back to you on that one. From one Justin to another, Justin Timberlake supposedly making some changes in order to win back fans. after canceling some of his world tour dates and even his final show here in the States, in Columbus. I'm hearing that Justin believes he needs to switch his focus from solo artist back to NSYNC to keep his career alive and kind of sort of repair his golden boy image following the cancellations, the DWI that we all heard so much about last year. So a source telling me he understands why people are upset with him for canceling some of his shows or disappointed in him for what happened with the DWI or just kind of walking away from the whole NSYNC image.

saying that this may help him get back on track.

Do you think the guys are excited about this, or do you think the guys are like, oh, now he's coming back to us. Now he's looking for us to...

I think there's some of that, but I also think they're excited that they could get together and reunite and make more money. I think that they would have been excited

if it wasn't under these circumstances. I think that they've been trying to do this for a very long time, and he's always been doing his own thing. But now if it's, well, I need to rehab my image, so I guess I'll slink back to you guys. If I'm them, I don't do it.

You know what's fun? I still think they need money.

They're going to do it. But I don't think they do need money. If this is even true. I mean, all of them are doing other projects.

I saw Forbes put together the net worth of all the boy bands, and I did not know this, but the Backstreet Boys, by far, are the biggest as far as wealth is concerned. And they say that the fact that they stayed together and still are together, and they're even doing that sphere thing. I mean, they're doing the sphere. Yeah, I mean, that's, I wonder what NSYNC would have been. And I know Justin's done well, but I wonder what his net worth would have been if they would have just kept in, you know?

They're coming back. I thought they were teasing it when they had the whole reunion at the VMAs and then they dropped the song for the Trolls movie. Right. It felt like that's when that Britney stuff happened and that kind of all fizzled out.

It kind of, yeah.

Well, it seems like he only reaches out to them when he needs to rehab his image. I know.

In this week's episode of The Baldwins over on TLC, that's Alec Baldwin and his family's reality show. I'll be honest with you. I haven't watched it yet. I kind of am interested in watching an episode or two. But in this week's episode, Alex's wife, Hilaria Baldwin, sharing that he had suicidal thoughts following the 2021 fatal shooting on the set of his movie Rust.

I've not heard this clip, but I'm going to try to guess. Fake accent or no fake accent in this? Let's see.

It was a very traumatic thing for everybody that was in that room. I found these text messages the other day between us. You know the day after and he said he wanted to kill himself He has survivor's guilt You're involved in this thing that nobody could even Possibly imagine and so he goes back to on that day He wishes it were him He would change places in a second interesting

I'm going to tell you what I'm going to say. You're not going to ask me questions. I'm going to tell you. Okay? I want you guys to realize that we have seven kids.

There's the accent.

Being here to escort them to school and to be there when they come home is not good. So on a human level, you guys know I'm not going to say anything to you. You know that.

You know what it is? Sometimes people get angry and that real dialect come out. But her name is...

She's from America.

Yeah, she's from Boston. Yeah, well, I don't know these people. Never mind.

She changed her name to Hilaria because her name was Hillary, and she didn't want to be called Hillary. Is that part true? Yes.

Is that part true?

Yes. Oh, yeah. And lastly, did you guys see the photo of the giraffe in the bed of the pickup truck that was driving around Macomb County here in Michigan?

Was it alive?

Okay. No, no. But I want to play with this. this is our very favorite jessica dupe neck oh my god i love jessica if five foot nothing i'm

dwarfed by the south african giraffe jarring in person imagine for the guy who spotted the exotic creature in the bed of a ford pickup truck in macomb county last week i mean you've got to understand outside of your world you see a giraffe sure sure yeah what is going on yeah yeah the post went viral sparking a lot of concern for the creature a ton of toys r us giraffe jokes and and whether it's even real. Even people in the newsroom were saying, they're like, there's no way that's a real giraffe. So clear it up, it's real. It's real, yeah, it is real. Now that we have cleared that up, just why?

I mean, really, I'd probably mount us up from about every continent on Earth by now.

Darren Wehner is a taxidermist and big game hunter

with Safari Partnerships in South Africa. In Africa, any meat that is harvested is utilized. There is zero meat that is wasted. Giraffe? Yes, 100%.

The one in the Ford pickup died naturally at a zoo of old age. And Darren was commissioned to get him mounted to live on at an unnamed museum.

Wow.

So they're trying to preserve this giraffe or display it at a museum. And he said he was about 60 hours into the process of preserving this giraffe when the need arose to transport it to a different location. And so he threw it at the back of a pickup truck.

You know what? You know, there's another story you got to track down today, Shannon, and see if we can get some people on. The horses that got loose in Grand Rapids. Did you see that?

Yes.

That was a crazy story, too.

I saw people posting that video and, like, the music that they were setting.

Getting it, too, on Instagram reels was absolutely brilliant. It was awesome. Yeah. All right, for all of today's Dirty, catch up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. It's Mojo in the Morning's 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55. Yo, 5 at 6.55. Go now.

Time now to play the 5 at 6.55. Erica is going for her eighth win in a row. Let's meet her challenger today from Clinton Township, Michigan, works for GM. Welcome, Stacey, to the show. Hi, Stacey.

Hi, good morning.

Good morning. I'm a GM guy. I got my Chevy out in front that's dirty as hell right now because of all the rain that we've had.

Oh, wonderful.

We love you.

Well, you can always call me if you ever have any issues. Hopefully you don't.

Hey, now. I like that. What do you do? What is your job?

I work for customer care.

Okay. I've had no issues, and I love my dealership, Gordon Chevrolet. So, Erica, we're going to lock you up in a soundproof area. We're going to begin with Stacy. Good luck to both of you guys. We're going to ask five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion, Stacy. Question number one. Travis Kelsey said one of the reasons he's not retiring is because he doesn't want to leave Kansas City just yet. in what state is Kansas City home of the Chiefs?

Three seconds.

Three.

Kansas City.

Why?

Too much time. Home of the Chiefs. Oh, sorry. Too much time. In Kansas.

Okay, we'll accept that.

What?

It's wrong. I was going between Kansas and Missouri in my head, but I pitched Kansas.

All right. Question number two. The sportswear brand or this sportswear brand just announced that it has sold the last of its Yeezy shoes. What is it?

Adidas.

Question number three, Steve Carell surprised a bunch of high school students in Southern California by paying for all of their prom tickets. What was his character's name on The Office? Michael Scott. Question number four, Pete Davidson offered his former SNL co-star and husband to Scarlett Johansson a $20,000 Cartier watch to make amends following their rumored feud. Who is he? Can you repeat the question? Pete Davidson offered this former SNL co-star and husband to Scarlett Johansson a $20,000 Cartier watch to make amends following their rumored feud. Who is he?

Ryan Reynolds.

Question number five. Exes Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are not getting back together despite all the rumors. How many children do they have together? Four. Let's bring the chant back from a soundproof area. How do you think you did, Stacey? Better than I thought I was going to do. Oh, no. You only got two. A shaky still. You only got two. Why are the pretty ones always so dumb? Don't say that. It's better than I thought I would do. Yeah, it was not good. All right, well, Erica. We'll give Missouri for it. No, no, no, don't say anything. Don't say anything. You're giving answers. Let's see. It could be a little bit of a tricky question. All right, here we go, Erica. Question number one is the one that could be tricky for some. Question number one. Travis Kelsey said that one of the reasons he's not retiring is because he doesn't want to leave Kansas City just yet. In what state is Kansas City home to the Chiefs?

Kansas City, Missouri.

Yes, Missouri. Some people think Kansas City, Kansas, but it's Kansas City, Missouri. Question number two. This sportswear brand just announced that it has sold the last of its Yeezy shoes. What is it? Adidas? Yes. Two to one. They sold their last until they make men's with him and want to sell more shoes. Question number three. Steve Carell. Oh, there I am back at me again. Steve Carell surprised a bunch of high school students in Southern California by paying for all of their prom tickets. What was his character's name on the TV show The Office?

Michael Scott. There you go.

Somebody turn your speaker systems down, whoever's got their speaker system up. I don't know if that's Stacy or whatever. Just keep it down a little bit. uh question number four although it could be erica because erica didn't happen yesterday too uh question number four pete davidson offered his former snl co-star and the husband to scarlett johansson a twenty thousand dollar

Cartier watched to make amends following a feud that they had together. Who is he?

30 seconds. Colin Joltz. Yeah!

Man. By the way, what a make amends thing, huh?

Right.

I wonder what he actually did. He must have done some really bad stuff from that. And question number five. Exes Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner are not getting back together despite all the rumors. How many children do they have together?

Can you repeat the question?

Yes. Ben and Jen, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Gardner, are not getting back together, despite all the rumors that they might be. How many children do they have together?

Three seconds.

I want to say three?

You do, yes, yes. You are correct. Is that a perfect score? Yeah, five to two.

Perfect score again for you, Erica. All I do is win. Erica. Nice. Win, win, win, no matter what.

I study every night, every night, every morning I'm studying, so I'm staying off.

Oh, you are so good. We love you. You're a star student. Congratulations. We'll see you again tomorrow, Erica.

Okay.

Stacey, stay on the phone. We're going to get you set up with the prize. We got Bar Verona. We'll give you a gift card there, okay? All right. Thanks, guys. Thanks so much. Appreciate you so much for playing. Play again tomorrow.

It's Mojo in the mornings, 5 at 6.55. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVPS Toledo.

Three great stations, one stupid show. I don't think it's stupid. This is Mojo in the Morning, live. Nothing stupid about winning a trip for your family to Disney World. I mean, come on. And making sure that we can keep people from cheating. War of the Roses, we're going to bust a cheater right now. If you think that you're being cheated on, text cheater to 95500 and we will get you on the show.

Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Janelle, why do you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you?

He downloaded Snapchat on his phone, which is weird already. And I try to log into his phone or, like, his Snapchat, but it's, like, it's not logged in. So, like, why even have the app?

So he's not been on Snapchat before this?

No.

It's not logged in, so maybe do you think that he downloaded it purposely or did you ask him about it?

I mean, you have to go through all these steps to, like, download apps on your phone anyway. So, like, he would have to click multiple buttons to download Snapchat, but then to not log in, that's weird.

Okay. Are there any other things that you think he's doing that is making you so anxious about this?

He spends, like, forever in the shower, in the bathroom now. He didn't used to do that. That's every guy.

And the Snapchat thing is, like, the Snapchat thing is really weird to me.

Is that it, though? Just the Snapchat? Yeah, have you caught him on Snapchat?

No, because he's not logged in, which is weird. But that's not it, though. Like, that's not even the worst part.

What's the worst part?

The worst part is that he has, like, I got on his phone, and he has nudes on himself on his phone. And so I confronted him and was like, what is this? And he said they're progress pictures, and he only sends pictures to me. But, like, I'm not getting any of these pictures. So, like, are they for yourself? Because that's crazy.

and progress pictures is he is it very is he open about the fact that he's trying to lose weight or

on a fitness journey or was that news to you no like he's not posting anything online about how he's like working out more or anything like it's just like the normals and like has he lost weight

or is as he is as he changed a lot in his appearance not to me i mean i think he looks

pretty much the same like he's he hasn't changed his routine or anything but also progress pictures You don't take nude progress pictures.

You do, but you do.

Guys don't. No guys do that.

Okay.

If guys are sending nudes, they're sending nudes to, or if they're.

But what I'm saying is to me, we've heard this excuse before when nudes are found on a dude's phone.

I just, but who's he sending them to or who's he taking them for if he's like, I'm doing progress. Right. I don't think guys do that. I really don't. I mean, we, Kevin, do you know guys that take pictures of themselves naked and not send them out to a girl?

I don't know what progress you're seeing naked. That's my first question. Do you have to be naked in order to see the progress? Yeah, all of my progress photos are naked. What's below your waist that you, like, got to show? Differences in our weight loss.

Yo, coochie?

Like, what are you showing naked? I just don't think guys do it.

I really don't, and you can call us up and tell us differently if that's the case, but I think that's the most, I think out of everything, the Snapchat thing is interesting, him taking showers, whatever, him taking nudes, and he's not sending them to you, and you're his girlfriend, his longtime girlfriend.

that to me is a little shady.

Well, and if he's taking progress photos, whether they're nude or he's wearing whatever, if it's not known that he's trying to lose weight or on a fitness journey, that's just a blatant lie. It's a cover-up.

Yeah. And I think most people that are trying to lose weight are getting better shape. And if they're doing well, they talk about it.

For sure.

Yeah. All right. Well, let's see where he's going to send a dozen free roses and see if he sends them to you. we want them to go to Janelle. Hold on one second, Janelle.

Hello?

Hi, is this Dave?

I'm sorry?

Is this Dave? David?

Yeah.

Is it Dave or David?

You can call me David. It's fine.

Okay. Hi, David. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling you from an online floral company called rosesbloom.com. We're a new company. I'm actually calling with an offer for some free flowers. If you have less than a minute to answer two survey questions, we're going to gift you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice anywhere in the country, absolutely free of charge to you.

How is that?

How is what?

But how do you do that? What's that about? I don't understand.

So you, I'll ask you the survey questions and then I get some information from you about who you would like to send some flowers to. They get sent out later this afternoon. This is basically just a marketing campaign for us. So hopefully in the future when you send flowers, you will use rosesbloom.com.

Okay, but you guys aren't going to like text me every day after that?

Nope, it's nothing like that. okay uh yeah okay okay have you purchased flowers in the last six months david yeah do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months no okay as a thank you for participating in the survey roses bloom.com is now authorized to provide you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses um so i just need a first and a last name of who wanted to send these out to today and then we'll kind of go from there uh okay and then how long

does it take to send them they'll go they'll go out this afternoon i see okay um but definitely

today unless you want to schedule them for another day we can do that too no you you can send them

today i guess um christina

okay um and a telephone number for christina

uh yeah hold on i gotta look that up so that's um

Okay, and what's her relationship to you?

She's friend.

Okay, and Red Rose is okay?

Yeah.

Okay. And then, David, instead of sending a paper card with the flowers at rosesbloom.com, we do a voice memo option. So in this case, when Christina gets the delivery, she's going to get a text message alerting her that she has a flower delivery. And then she's going to be able to play this little voice memo that I'm going to record with you in just a moment. You can make it long, short, say whatever you like. All right?

Okay.

Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

Hey, babe. Hope this... Can I start over? Sorry.

Yeah, no, that's okay. Three, two, one.

Hey, babe, I know this doesn't make up for your dog, but I'm thinking about you today.

Okay. And David, this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah.

Okay.

Great. I'm going to come on the phone and just wrap everything up. I just want to make sure. Is everything okay with the dog?

Her dog died.

Oh. This is a good friend of yours?

Yeah.

Okay. Well, we're sorry to hear about her dog. Real quick, though, before we wrap it up and send these flowers off, David, I need to inform you of one last thing, that while you have been sending these flowers off, and we will make sure that Christina gets them, You're great.

Girlfriend Janelle was listening in, and Janelle heard every word that you just said.

What do you mean?

Janelle called up us here at the Mojo in the Morning show and asked us to do War of the Roses to see where you were going to send flowers to, hoping that you weren't cheating on her, and she just heard you send flowers to another woman. She did what? she heard you send flowers to another woman. I don't understand. So what we're doing is we're calling you to see where you send flowers to and asking you the question of if you could send flowers to somebody, who would you send them to? And instead of sending them to your girlfriend, you sent them to this other person. Is that somebody that... Her dog died, yes. Is that somebody, though, that is... Somebody that you're in a relationship with, or was that purely just as a condolence for her dog?

Are you in a relationship with somebody I should know about yourself, or Janelle?

I'm in a relationship with a woman who's my wife, but I'm not sending flowers right now. You are.

To my friends.

No, I know. I understand that, but Janelle's on the phone with us. Janelle?

Yeah.

Janelle, do you...

What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing? What are you doing?

Do you know this person? You're setting me up to do what?

Hell yeah, I'm setting you up and it just worked. Babe, I'm sorry about your dog. I don't give a damn about her dog. What are you doing?

What?

I don't understand this s***. This is hilarious. is you called somebody to call me to ask yeah you what is this entrapment it is entrapment

you weren't going to tell me about the naked photos on your phone looking at them by yourself

what's wrong with you the naked photos the naked photos that i was planning to send to you yes well i didn't get them and they've been there for a minute how come you haven't sent them yet

i was waiting for the right moment oh okay janelle do you know who this person is like do you know of a person uh named christina that uh lost her dog have you met i don't know anything about us christina how come christ how come christina and janelle have never met each

other how come they've never met each other uh she's a friend of a friend from work Do you call all... And Janelle doesn't necessarily like to come out all the time, so...

Afraid of a friend you called babe? And send flowers to?

Yeah, the friend of a friend that I... I don't understand what you're driving at.

Yeah, you do, idiot. Answer the question. How about you rework the answer? You called her babe. You call all your friends babe from work? All your friends are friends?

There's nothing going on between you and this woman? no okay um why don't I let you guys Janelle you want to talk to him

I mean he can get his he can get his s*** and move out of my house but I think since he posted her number on the you know for the world I might just give her a little call how about that David

why don't we

ask her about her dog

why don't we give you a chance to talk hold on one second and get that number.

So this is the home of War of the Roses. Mojo. Mojo in the morning. Janelle, what are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing? What are you doing?

Do you know this person? You're setting me up to do what?

Hell yeah, I'm setting you up and it just works. Babe, I'm sorry about your dog. I don't give a damn about her dog. What are you doing?

i don't understand this this is hilarious

where are the roses catching a boyfriend cheating maddie wants to comment something that i think a lot of people are commenting on what's up maddie

good how are you good what's going on what'd you want to say the fact that he was laughing would have sent me into a spiral. He was basically saying to her, you're stupid. Why would I do this?

Well, and that laugh, by the way, was like the Joker from Batman or something. It was like...

It was die-biotic. I know.

Yeah, crazy. Gail, what's your thoughts on The War of the Roses? What did you want to say?

Same with the last caller. I really just, as soon as he started laughing, I wanted to reach through my phone and punch this guy in the face. How narcissistic.

Yeah. Yeah, crazy. There's a couple of things I want to talk about more than just even the laugh, and I appreciate you guys for bringing that up because that thing obviously had all of us kind of perked up, and you'll see the video that will be posted up on our TikTok. uh of that and of course instagram and facebook i want to talk about some of the reasons why she was worried that he was cheating the fact that he had never been on snapchat is one of them but the other one was because there's a lot of people commenting on the pictures thing like the fact that he was showing uh you know or taking pictures uh that were nude pictures that she has never received and then was using the excuse of that he was doing it as a progress yet she had really said that there's been no difference in what's been going on with him looks wise um jenna what's

going on it's mojo in the morning good morning good morning what's happening so i thought it was a huge red flag when he said that he took progress pictures in the nude only because i've previously taken progress yes i was either wearing my underwear or my bra like nothing so i think it's just funny because what are you losing weight in your penis like that's what i see that i take

if i've taken progress photos nude too so that to me is like the he's a guy that's that's like low on the totem pole in terms of things that are making me suspicious about this guy to me it's the fact that i feel like when somebody is on like i said a fitness journey or they're trying to lose weight especially if you're in a couple the other person is very very well aware that you're doing that so the fact that she had no idea to me is very strange and also the fact that he was like oh i was planning on sending you these photos yet then he called then they were called

progress photos well which one is it right jenna finish what your thoughts are about that sorry i

didn't mean to interrupt you by the way but finish no no it's totally fine yeah i just find it weird i feel like that was a red flag to me i agree obviously i agree with the previous callers it was diabolical when he was laughing oh gosh yeah you're making this into a you're making this into a joke but like it's weird that you're out here sending the way you're not you're taking nudes to send them to who not me i didn't get them well and also the fact that you know if you're taking

the progress photos and stuff like that i just think that you would probably have more of a explanation than yeah i'm taking progress photos baloney you're taking progress photos you know buddy and you're not doing anything any different you know what i'd like to do i'd like to see the prior photos like let's let's look because if you're taking progress then you obviously have

the before and these are the afters that's a great point or these are the befores well okay well

you know that could be but i just think as a guy and maybe you know guys that are you know uh 40s and 50s and 30s don't do it but i think and actually this guy's there how old are they uh Lydia, how old are these guys? They sound like they're in their 30s. How old is John? 31. Okay, so they're 30s. Are 30-year-old guys taking nudes to show their progress? I will bet you that that's not very common. But maybe I'm wrong. Call us up and tell us. Zach has a great point to make. What's up, Zach?

Hey, good morning, y'all. Yeah, a couple things about this guy. Like, first off, she didn't even catch the fact that he called her the other chick babe. And then the entire time that he's talking to his girlfriend, he's saying she's a friend of a friend. Well, is she a friend, like, from work, or is she babe, you know? Never brought that point up, right? And then he's gaslighting his girlfriend, and that pissed me off. He's laughing right in her face saying, are you serious? You're setting this up and all this. And he's like, dude, you're gaslighting your girlfriend right now. What are you doing?

That happens so often with War of the Roses where that to me screams guilty when they try to turn it around on the person who wanted the phone call made.

Right. Oh, my goodness, man. Did you want to punch him through the phone? Did you want to punch him?

I did want to punch him. I wanted to punch him.

I was like, I wanted Megan to hold him and I wanted everybody else to just, I'll punch him. What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing? What are you doing?

Do you know this person? You're setting me up to do what?

Hell yeah, I'm setting you up and it just worked. Babe, I'm sorry about your dog. I don't give a damn about her dog. What are you doing? Guys, I'm going to have nightmares with that sound ringing in my ears tonight. Aren't you?

Oh, God. Zach, be with me. Let's punch this guy. Let's go here. Let me see. Oh, Tina, you got a good comment. What's up, Tina? Hi.

Good morning. Morning.

What's going on?

So I was thinking, like, he is very narcissistic, first of all, because in the very beginning he told her that it was for progress pictures. But then when you are talking to him, it's because he was going to send them to her eventually. Right. And then it was like every time something came up or you'd ask him a question. First of all, he had to repeat it because in his dumb little brain, he's trying to process that he just got caught. And then he's trying to turn it around on her as if he's the victim in this now. Oh, my God, I got caught. How dare you do that to me?

Yeah.

Like, why turn it? He'd just totally turn it around like she's the problem. A girl needs to get rid of that one.

Thank you, Tina. Appreciate your phone call. Allie, listen to this comment here. Allie has actually a question, not a comment. What's that, Allie?

Yeah, so my biggest question is, was he erect in these photos? These nude photos? Because if you're taking a progress picture, I don't think that would be necessary.

Great question. That is such a good question. Does anybody want to ask that question? No. I don't know.

But that is a great thought. Now, imagine asking that question followed up with his diabolical laugh.

Oh, no.

By the way, I just instantly went limp.

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Alright, we want to get you caught up on what is going on, what is trending in the Dirty on the 30. What is happening this morning, Shannon?

I want to start off with just a feel-good story. I love this one. Steve Carell is sending a group of Southern California high school students affected by those just devastating wildfires in L.A. He's sending them all to the prom for free.

Attention. Attention, all seniors. This is Steve Carell with a very special announcement. I work with a wonderful charity based out of Virginia called Alice's Kids. And Alice's Kids wanted me to let you know that they will be paying for all of your prom tickets. And if you have already paid for your prom tickets, they will reimburse you for your prom tickets. It's a pretty good deal. Have fun. Enjoy the prom. And remember, this is Steve Carell.

I love him. I have such a massive crush on him. He's getting hotter with age.

He is. That's a great story, though.

Adidas has finally sold the last of its Yeezy supply nearly two and a half years after the company split from doing business with Kanye West. Adidas hosting an earnings report yesterday, And that's when its CFO, Harm O'Meyer, revealed that the Yeezy stock has officially run dry. He said there is not one Yeezy Sioux left. It has all been sold. And that episode is behind us. Now, if you remember, if we rewind a little bit, Ye and Adidas joined forces for what was once a very lucrative partnership. That happened in 2013. The Yeezy footwear line was reportedly worth $1.5 billion at the time of the termination.

I found it interesting that Adidas even still sold those shoes. Like, that they didn't just say, and maybe I could be wrong with this. I don't know if they were giving money to any organizations or doing anything like that. Like, if they were giving it to, like, any organizations that, you know, help with anti-Semitic stuff, maybe. I don't know. But I think you're still making money off the guy. And I still think this. I still think if years from now they can find themselves selling them again, they probably will.

It is interesting to me because in 2022, when like a lot of of this stuff happened, like the White Lives Matter t-shirt, all of those things right away, Gap, Balenciaga, Def Jam caught ties with Kanye. Like that was it.

Adidas was the one that was kind of still holding on.

They had a lot of shoes in their possession. What timing? What do you mean? What timing? Do you think there's something going on right now? All this stuff happening, all of a sudden, our last shoe's gone. Oh. Crazy timing. Oh, because of the latest swastika stuff. Interesting.

I saw this on X yesterday while we're talking about Kanye. He wants Drake to speak at his funeral. He tweeted, I saw a video of Drake walking through his house and showing he had a library of rhyme books. Man, I wish I could have seen and remembered this when my jealousy overtook me. I love Drake. I'm going to say this. When I die, I need you to speak at my funeral. It says at me funeral, but I'm assuming he meant at my funeral.

Do people do that a lot? Like where they will ask certain people to do it? Because I always wondered like how that works.

Well, yeah, remember the late Jimmy Carter asked the late Gerald Ford to speak at this funeral. And so he wrote a eulogy. Died to it. Yeah.

But to me, I don't ever want to plan my funeral. I know there's some people that plan funerals a lot of time. You have to. I wouldn't want any of that part of that. To me, that's just dooming myself. What if they pick somebody trash to speak at your funeral? You know, I'm gone. I'm dead. I don't even know. I have no clue. The only thing I did say, I told my family that, because I know my sisters are traditionally Catholics, and they want like an open casket and everybody to look at me, I'd say I want Chelsea to cremate me, and I want people to show up at Awake, and I want nothing but my skinny pictures up on the front. Like, I don't want any of the fat photos. Like, there's a couple of Mojo in the Morning 955 fat photos. I can show you guys some that if those photos make it on a montage up at the front of the funeral home.

Oh, my God.

I'll come back, and I'll haunt my wife.

I have my full funeral planned. I didn't even think about that, adding a new rule. New rule.

Yes, yes. But the late Liam Payne's girlfriend, Kate Cassidy, was on a British talk show yesterday opening up about still dealing with Liam's tragic death.

It's hard for me to refer to him in the past tense. And when I do refer to him in the past tense, it almost stings that, you know, that little bit more because I'm like, it just it's more official. It's like I never would have thought that I would be talking about him in the past tense.

She was really emotional during that. And, you know, what was interesting to me is she left Liam in Sao Paulo because... Is that where they were? No, I can't remember where he was. Where are you guys? Buenos Aires. Sorry. Argentina. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She left him in Argentina because one of her reasons was she needed to go home and be with the dog that she shared with Liam. The dog's name is Nala. And she said, now that dog is actually what's helped her on her healing journey so much. Every morning she wakes up, even if she doesn't want to get out of bed, whether it's a five minute walk or a 20 minute walk, she wants to spend time with their dog. And lastly, Pete Davidson is trying real hard to make amends with his former SNL co-star Colin Jost just gifted him a $20,000 Cartier watch. That was like the olive branch. Nobody still really knows what is behind this feud that caused this huge rift between the two comedians. However, it did ultimately affect their joint purchase. Remember, they bought that Staten Island ferry.

I was going to say, the fight has to be about the ferry.

Yeah, they had plans to turn it into a live entertainment space, but there was something that happened there that has them not speaking. And Pete Davidson just really wants his buddy back. so gifted him some Cartier.

What makes me laugh about that whole thing is he and Colin Jost and Scarlett Johansson were just on, I don't know if it was Fallon or something, but they were joking about, does anybody know how to sell a ferry? So they're joking about getting rid of it.

Yeah, I don't know. Weird. Hey, for all of today's dirty, catch up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

I still have that guy's laugh in my head

from the War of the Roses I might make that laugh a ringtone for like somebody I don't like can you do that is that easy to take a little clip can Zach send me an mp3 or something All right, first, before we do anything and get on with the rest of the show here, the podcasts are up right now. You can go check out the podcast. Be careful out on those roads. They're very, very slippery today. We don't want you messing around, so don't play with your phone or your podcast. I'd rather keep you alive than have you have any issues. Just listen to the show live on the radio. So have us on your station that you listen to us on, 104.5 SNX, 92.5 KISS FM, and Channel 955. Caitlin from Wayne is a winner. Congratulations, Caitlin.

Oh, my God, thank you.

You're welcome. You've got a nice little, hopefully, trip here for you. You're now qualified for a trip for you and your family to go to Disney World. You got a $50 Disney gift card, and you're qualified for that trip. Congratulations to you.

Thank you. That would be so awesome. My engine just blew in my car yesterday, so we were planning the trip for the end of the month. This month, but because the engine blew, we're going to replace the engine in the car, and hopefully we win so that we can go.

Where were you planning on going? Where were you guys going to do the trip?

We were going to go to, we were going to fly into Orlando and then drive to Daytona to let the kids see, you know, the beaches and stuff like that. And then we were going to drive back to Orlando and stay for two days to take them to Disney World and then fly home.

Wow, but the engine blew on the damn car. Oh, Christ. Yeah, it sure did. Is there anybody that's listening to us, like near Wayne, that does cars and maybe would also, just in case you don't win this thing, would let her get her car fixed and maybe make payments to her? I don't know if there's anybody listening that can help us out with that. I'll plug the hell out of you, man. I'll give you free advertising if I can.

Thank you so much. I really appreciate you guys. And we listen to you every morning. My son walks around the house. He's five. He says, Smoke Joe in the morning show every day. That's sweet. He's so cute.

What's his name?

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Shout out to Carter. Is Carter right there?

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Oh, wow. That's an early start. Well, you tell Carter that we said hello, okay?

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All right, hang on the phone for just one second and make sure that we get some information from you. And good luck on that one. I'm seriously, out of all the qualifiers we had this week, I'm rooting for Caitlin on this one. Hold on one second. We'll get you set up.

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A loonie or a toonie. I can picture him saying that, too. Oh, my gosh. Alright, it's Mojo in the morning show We are uninterrupted right now So there will be no interruptions Other than us talking to you Shannon This is the topic I've been wanting you to do all morning Because you told me this story Yesterday We were doing the topic of what interrupted Your Bacon cookies Because the kids are listening And I wanted to know what the topic was And then afterwards she said, you know what the topic was? And she told me I'm like, oh, my God, that's a great topic. We got to bring that up on the air.

Because I'm legitimately mad about this.

What's the story?

Maybe I shouldn't be. So I went to my sweet husband's office this week. He had like a work event that I joined him for. And before we went down to the actual event, he wanted to show me something in his office. And I put my coat and my purse in there. And this is only my second time in his actual office. He started a new job at the beginning of the year. So when he first started, like I went to just see the office space before he had even moved into his office. So this was my second time. So I walk in and he has his own like office and I see a photo of his son, Kieran, and I see a photo of his daughter, Samantha at, you know, winning a medal for track. I see a photo of randomly one of his coworkers, Frank, and I see a photo of Wes in his office. Yes, not one single photo of his wife. Whoa. Not one. Wow. And I looked at him like, where's my photo? And instantly he was like, oh, crap.

Really?

Not a photo.

Wait a second. Hold on. First off, go back for a second. He has a photo of himself. Yeah, I was going to ask about Frank first, and then I was going to ask about that. Well, so I asked about the Frank photo.

The Frank thing is, Frank, and shout out to Frank, because I know he listens. He frames a photo of himself and puts it in everybody's office. So, okay, that's fair. That's fair. That's like an inside joke that they all have there.

What's the photo of himself doing there? That's a little interesting. Of Wes?

It's like a Coach Wes photo that all of his track athletes signed.

Oh, okay. No, no, no. That's okay. No, that's all right. No, no. That's a sentimental thing. It was a good test. Still.

Come on, Megan, be at my sight. I got you.

And his kids there, too. but no none of you what would you do if he had a picture of that uh that dog of his yeah in there and didn't have a picture of you oh i mean it'd really get me going the dog at that point you

almost killed by oh my god okay i can honestly empathize with you in this whole situation because

I just recently saw my dad's office, and honestly, same. He doesn't have a picture of me. And it's like, why are you so ashamed of me? Why do you hate me? That's what I said. Oh, you don't want a photo of me in here?

You don't want anybody to know?

And it would be one thing if, like, nobody had those photos, or if he didn't have photos of anybody. But when you have photos of some people and not me.

Why does he need to put photos of Shannon? They've got a photo shoot every week on Instagram together, for God's sakes. You know, he's got photos all over it. What's his screen on his iPhone? It is our wedding photo. See? He still loves you.

I would like to talk to the people over at Fathead because I would like some fatheads made.

And hang them at the office?

Yes.

Actually, you know what we should do? We should see if we can get a hold of Frank or whoever the people are at his office. And let's have every guy in that office put a photo of Shannon in their office. Wouldn't that be great? I think that would be hysterical. All of a sudden we get a Shannon photo, but get a different one. It won't be the same photo. So there's Bob, there's Larry, Saul. I don't know. I don't know who these guys are.

I love it.

Actually, my buddy Chris Tobias is friends with one of Wes's employers, and he says that they're like the nicest people in the world.

He's actually friends with Frank.

Is it Frank? Yeah. Frank knows everything. He loves those guys. He said that they're like the greatest people, too.

I know it's dumb, but honestly.

A quick question for you. And I want to ask listeners if they ever have experienced this at all with their significant others um there's something about like when you as a wife when you go and visit or a husband when you go and visit your spouse's uh employment and they've got an office like that's a that's almost kind of like a big dick moment there isn't it it's kind of it's like

yeah yeah that's like cool he's very proud it was it's so cool to see him in a space where he's

happy when chels came here when we had our jingle ball and we showed the studio we walked in the studio with teddy swims i was like literally i walked in here man i had my my my penis out not out but i was like pushing it forward all right i was like come on teddy we're walking in this is my wife by the way chelsea stop doing that motion i'm like walking around i want to show you this hang out hang out it's kind of cool isn't it thank you sit there showgirl when i first got into radio chelsea and i dated when i was doing night show and stuff i used to bring her the radio studios and like i'd turn up like boys to men or whatever the music was at that time i'd be like hey come on in here i want to show you the on-air studio west has one of those stand

like stand you could raise the desk you could stand does he really he's got the screens all

around him he looks very important maybe west you need to get one of those frames that moves your pictures around like a skylight is that what they're called that's the one that my my mom and my dad have so like those are kind of cool and they connect to your photos although you got to to be careful you don't have some nudes or even like you know lingeries or anything like that uh this is funny 734 says can't call because the traffic is so bad right now how are you texting then and you can't call there must be voice texting and they said uh shannon my husband same thing no pictures of me anywhere suspicious um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 text 95500 Look at all those photos you have over there at your space of Wes.

Is there a worse thought, though?

Is there a worse thought?

We're not even allowed to have any.

You can put something up of him if you want to. Did you in the old building, didn't you have a photo or something of him like a hand on your microphone?

No, I had nobody.

Like, no photos.

No, is it worse to be forgotten or worse to be left out?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, I don't know if he just forgot to put a picture of you up or if he just left you out. Like, is there a better way to look at it?

They're both bad.

I'm trying to find a listener. Victoria's sticking up for Wes. She's got a very good reason why he doesn't have it up. What's that, Victoria?

So I do the same thing with my husband. He's really good looking. And every time I take him to, like, my office or places I've worked at, like, my girl co-workers are like, oh, my gosh, that's your husband. Like, you know, so I just hide him.

That's it.

I'm a jealous girl.

Maybe he's hiding you from the other, from Frank. Frank the Tank. Freaky Frank. Dude, I call him Frank the Tank.

Jesus. Shannon is. Shannon's hot, man.

Maybe that could be. Maybe he's looking out, making sure that people don't show.

Wouldn't you want to show off?

I don't, you know, I don't know. I do think, can I tell you something? They say that the pictures that you hang in your office are smart when it comes to, like, your monetary pay and stuff like that.

Really?

Yeah, they say if you have a family, you should show off your family.

You make more money.

Yeah, the people that have family and their bosses know that. He got to add Lucy and Smith, too, then. Yeah, that's right. Let's bring it back. What would you do?

And the dogs.

What would you do if the kids get in there before you get in there?

Honestly, that would be.

be fine you'd be okay with that yeah uh nobody from fathead i mean no not yet no no fathead people yet calling us up what's going on amanda okay hi amanda what's up hi nothing so my boyfriend

he had a job like kind of far away but one day i had showed up at his job and you know the little pictures that you get like drawn up from cedar point yeah yeah the caricatures yeah yeah so i took that and i put it on his office door so like you didn't even have to go in the office to see this picture of us because yeah you're not doing that to me oh you're not doing that to me that's all he got was that yep but you know what i i showed back up there like a week later and it was still hanging up i'm not sure if he's hanging it up when he knows i'm coming but regardless of

the fact I've seen it. Andrea, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Hi. Good morning. I love

you guys. We love you too. So one time, this was years ago, we had a boss that had pictures that were really old in his office. And so as a joke, we switched them out with like the standard pictures you get in picture frames. And his wife came in and was like, what the hell dog is that You better be careful though

Because you don't want to have the standard picture frame Be some hot girl in there That his wife's wondering what's going on

Right, right

That's a way to get him in trouble Hey Megan, what's going on?

Hey First time long time Hey So my friend's dad used to have A shrine of all his kids In the house and all the sports that they played and uh yeah i like to each kid and uh so my friend's sister was graduating from high school so i mailed a picture our hockey photo to to the sister for her grad party and the dad like slipped it in and she found out at her sister's grad party that her shrine had been

taken over by me that's cute i love the people messing with this people by the way are asking for Shannon photos to put up in their office. Wow. You see this? There's like five texts. I don't know if you saw that, Lydia. That's so good. What's up, Keisha? What's going on?

So this is really weird. My mom brings this up every time she comes to my house that I don't have a photo of her up in my house.

You don't have a photo of your mom?

I don't have a photo of my immediate family. I don't. Is that odd? Like, I have me, my husband, and my kids.

You got to put grandma up there.

That's odd.

Come on. I'm with you, Keisha.

I don't have any photos up. Why do you not love your mom? I have a beautiful portrait. I'm with you, Keisha. Maybe it's a K thing. I don't know. I got a portrait of Josiah and I, but that's it.

Kevin, if you've got more photos of just you up than you have of the loved ones in your life, do you have grandma up anywhere? Nobody's up, literally. Well, you just moved there, so not that long ago.

But even any place I've had, nobody's. I'm not like a look around picture kind of person.

I think that you got to have it. Chelsea and I have, like, photos of her grandfather, of my mom and dad, like her mom and dad. What happened? Like, you just look at them and you kind of like.

Like, on this label, Joe? Yeah. It's your family. It makes you feel loved.

We got a little, like, kind of like a cool little bookshelf thing where the extended families are. So, I love that. Actually, when she put my mom's photo up there, I cried. Chelsea had this thing made of my mom.

Oh, it's one of my favorite things in your house. Have I seen it?

It's the most unbelievable thing. It's a picture of my mom when she was visiting my dad in Cuba, and it's her kind of sketched. It's very cool. I don't know exactly what it is, but every time I walk by it, I cry. Man, it brings back memories. What's going on? Initial A, your voice is guised.

Hi, good morning. First time caller, long time listener. Hey, initial A on the show.

I love when he does initials.

Is this a conversation going on?

Yeah, yes.

I've been blocked on Instagram. For like six years going on.

By who?

My husband.

Why?

What? It took 13 years.

Why are you blocked by your husband on social media?

He had got mad because I asked him why he was following someone.

Oh, okay. And I got blocked. So you got blocked.

That's red flag behavior. This is a totally separate topic.

I'm very interested in it, by the way. What does that have to do with the pictures up in the thing? Does he have any pictures of you anywhere on his social?

I think he removed all the pictures.

Oh. Y'all divorced. Hold on. We're going to get you on Worthing Roses. We'll talk to you in a second here.

Don't go anywhere. You sure y'all together?

That's crazy. Hold on. Nicole, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

Hi. How are you?

Good. What's going on?

My boyfriend started a new job, and he was setting up his computer and putting pictures on it, and he tried to put a picture of me in a bikini on it, and it came back flagged as pornography.

You must be hot. That's great. How does that make you feel?

It makes me feel wonderful.

Oh, that's sweet. That's good. I love it.

I'd rather have no picture than me in a bikini. Yeah, I heard it.

and kim you just put a photo up or or i guess not just but you you just have one photo of your husband up in in your office i'm reading this wrong go ahead yeah our house um we only have

one family photo and it's probably from like three years ago no other pictures and and there's only

one family photo so there's only one picture of you and your husband in your house somewhere right that's that's interesting so i get that so you i bet you have a ton of photos of your kids all over the place no oh really oh so there's no photos anywhere no just for one picture of

our family with our dogs from i think it's three years ago at this point okay well that's it you

know you like kevin don't like your family that's not true thank you for the call this This ain't sweater weather. It's wear your whole wardrobe weather. This is Mojo in the Morning. Oh, it's Mojo in the Morning. I got to bring this up because I thought that this was really funny. And I want to talk about something that I saw yesterday. Yesterday, I witnessed in the Plum Market parking lot, okay, the grocery store parking lot, I witnessed the wildest case of road rage ever. It was a guy driving a Lincoln, okay, driving a Lincoln. screaming out the window at a lady outside the window that was probably probably an older woman I don't know like maybe in her like 60s or something like that about the fact that she took a parking spot or cut into a parking spot before he cut into the parking spot now that doesn't seem like it's uncommon you see people that road rage over parking spots what what this guy looked like was the most uh funny humorous part of the whole thing he's got his big old freaking head with a big nose sticking out of the uh out of the window and one of those ash wednesday crosses on his forehead fresh out church so for those that don't know yesterday was ash wednesday and you're probably walking around if you're not catholic and you probably noticed that there's some people that had a cross on their forehead this guy's got a cross on his forehead obviously just came back or sometime during the day went to church and got his ashes

on ash wednesday and he is mother effing this please tell me you said something i tried to get

my phone out fast but the guy pulled away so fast i was not i wasn't going to say anything at all because i didn't want to get yelled at but i was like i got to get video of this you know how i'd be trending right now if i if i gave that to bianca to post it would be unbelievable yesterday i kept seeing everybody with their ashes on and i have to be quite honest with you and i don't know if you guys you know uh even know what this is all about but if you don't i grew up i went to 14 years of catholic school so we would always on ash wednesday would go and get our ashes and you would walk around with the ashes on and i used to always tell the guys that i went to school with that if you take them off like if you rub them off your head because some guys would get embarrassed about them i said you're going to hell yeah and actually that's not it was just not i don't think a thing no but yesterday was wild because i would actually see and i saw this last night i saw people with ashes that lasted the entire day and i want to know where the hell they're going to get ashes because my ashes went away right away as soon as you get a little sweaty they're gone it's like

mascara yes if you get a little oily gone here's i want to know who said their ashes was setting spray because i just know some girl did not or made them darker with eyeshadow so they were

really really prominent somebody needs to explain to me like why it is that the news anchors on tv or even the politicians that are being interviewed have to make it look and i think that they had to they had to look like they were touching up this stuff with makeup because their ashes were so perfectly done and they were so dark like it was like dark ashes and i was i walked out of church with my forehead looking like it just honestly looked like i had like a smudge of a hershey's chocolate bar or something on my forehead you know could you go back and say like could you

could you just touch up this side right here it's not even to the priest get the corner over here

ask yeah ask the uh you know the priest to give you a better uh a better cross i feel like when

i was younger because i grew up going to a catholic church on gross hill i feel like they had it where you could go in like they had a mass or two throughout ashwinds throughout the

day but then you could go in and give your like your own ashes maybe i'm thinking maybe i'm wrong

actually nowadays too with covid i feel like they don't let us at our church get any fingers and

and near anything i feel like i got asked at one time i felt like a boss though yeah a boss i feel like i had my ass i was proud with my ass like you should be as you should be uh 844 mojo live

844-665-6548. Do you go to hell directly if you are the guy that's inside of the parking lot?

That is so funny.

Yelling at the lady after you just went?

I feel like that happens on my way out of, like if I go to Kensington sometimes, I go to the one that's at Groves High School, and the way that they have to direct traffic on certain Sundays out of the parking lot, you see people just get livid about getting out of there.

You'll have to tell us where is the craziest place that somebody has ever road-raged you because that church is a crazy one. I wanted to go to Sacred Heart, and I wanted to say, hey, Pastor, can you know this guy? Take a picture of the guy. Janine, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Well, I'm going to go to hell because when we were kids and we didn't want to go get ashes, we would go stick our finger in the exhaust pipes and put a cross on that door. No, you did not.

You are going definitely to hell for that one, Janine.

I'll see you at the gates, baby.

That's funny.

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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. Got a good show coming up for you, but in just a second, I'll tell you about that. I do want to tell you a text that I personally just got from WW. Wes, it says here, I have a picture of you now up in my office.

Like you? Yeah, he's going to put a picture of me up. Wow. Thank you, Wes. Wow.

I appreciate that. This hour on the Mojo in the Morning Show, Megan with, what kind of a drunk are you? Kevin with, I almost flashed my ding-dong. He calls it a penis. I call it a ding-dong. Actually, we used to call it a weenus in our family.

A weenus?

Yes. For some reason, when we were the kids.

You know that's a real body part.

I know. What is a weenus? I didn't realize that.

This, right here.

Yeah.

That on your elbow. Your skin on your elbow. I have a big weenus.

You got a fatter head of wings. Later this hour, we're going to be giving you a chance to win tickets to see the weekend. And Shannon's going to be doing the dirty all coming up here on the Mojo in the morning show. So stick around for that. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text line is 95500. And be ready because War of the Roses this morning has got a lot of talk. And if you haven't already heard it, you've got to hear the most sinister laugh you'll ever hear in your life from a cheater. it's up on our podcast Deanna what's going on it's Mojo in the morning good morning how are you good

what's happening so yesterday I wasn't able to go to my home church because their ash Wednesday service was in the afternoon so I went to a different church and they had drive up ashes oh my god yeah did the pastor do it or did you just get to do it no the pastor came out he was he was seated uh right at the entrance and I just drove up he walked to my car he administered you You know, did the little service there right at my car door, and I was on my way. I'm not going to lie to you.

A drive-through church kind of sounds fun. I like that idea.

Well, it made it easier and fit my schedule, so it worked for me.

Yeah, especially Ash Wednesday when all you're doing is going and getting the ashes. What's going on, John? We were talking about the road rage in the parking lot. Where did you see road rage?

my dad used to road rage so bad when we'd leave the lions game at the silver dome so bad i learned so many bad things but the catch is he was a pastor oh no your dad was a pastor of a church and he would be road raging yeah yeah it was mostly the thanksgiving games because he didn't go on sunday so every thanksgiving we've in the silver dome like wow look what he did with his middle finger wow that's a new four-letter word i learned did he not worry that one of the

people that he was going to road rage was going to be one of his parishioners well we're from

we're from toledo not too many lions fans would go up there on thanksgiving especially when they

weren't that good that's hysterical that's awesome though thank you for the call buddy i appreciate

I can't believe how many people are saying that they've had road rage happen to them in a church parking lot on a Sunday on Texter. Susan, what's going on? Hi.

So my worst traffic incident was I was in Valencia, and there's a roundabout in Valencia, and there's five lanes. So we're trying to cross all five lanes to get out of it. We just come back from skiing. There's four girls. And we blow a kiss to this guy in front because he pulled right in front of us. You sound so proper. Honestly, it sounded really good with your accent.

Hold on, I had to dump that for one second. I'm sorry, she said that she was pulling out and she was blowing kisses to the guy because it was cut right in front. Okay, and then you said the F-bomb, but don't swear again. Go ahead.

So this guy jumps out of his car and starts hitting my car with a baseball bat. It was a rental. And you smash it. There's five guys in daylight and nobody gets out of the car. Nobody does anything. You're kidding. And we go, lo siento, lo siento. He smashed my window and he smashed my glass. So I say, lo siento, lo siento. So he gets back in his car. And the traffic, and we're all looking at each other going, what an idiot. What a creep. And we're looking around. No one helps us.

It's unbelievable. Can I tell you something, though? I feel like nowadays people get so fearful of somebody smashing them in the head that they don't want to get out. But you're right, though. It's like, why are they not doing anything about it? Or they all agreed that you shouldn't be cutting over five lanes of traffic. DeAndre, what's up?

Good morning, Mojo. What's going on? Nothing much, buddy. What's happening with you? Just walking into work here in a few seconds. How high are you? My dad has always, I'm not high at all. I actually don't even smoke weed. Wow, he's just tired.

You're a little tired today? He's laid back.

Yeah, I literally just woke up at like 7.45 and I work at 8.

Don't even brush his teeth Leave himself some time

But in a joking manner though My dad always told me to keep a glass bottle Inside the car In case people cut you off So like you know Like road rage What do you do with the glass bottle? You know if people cut you off You just throw it at them

Your dad told you to keep a glass bottle

Yeah that's just great advice Wait, it's kind of like a double thing. You can also use it to pee in, too, so it's kind of handy.

Actually, you should keep the glass bottle with a little bit of gasoline and a little piece of, like, white cloth on the top and make yourself a Molotov cocktail. You can throw that at him, too.

I guess you could do that, too, yeah.

By the way, go back for a second, DeAndre, before we hang up on you. You only give yourself 15 minutes to get into work, and, like, did you honestly even brush your teeth this morning?

um for radio purposes yes i did

have a great day don't breathe on me okay all right it's mojo in the morning show hey our irish on ionia is coming up we're going to give you passes to that uh lydia remind me i want to do it before we do the replay of the war of the roses like right around nine okay word all right And so Irish on Ionia, it's actually called Irish off Ionia this year. It's a big St. Patrick's Day celebration, March the 15th, a week from Saturday. And it's going to be in Grand Rapids. As usual, it is the celebration of celebrations. And I was worried that they weren't going to do it this year because I know last year they had like some issues where the people on Ionia were like fighting about, you know, they didn't like how many people were coming there. That's crazy. The funny thing is a lot of the businesses there on Ionia were bars. And I'm like, why would they be upset about having business on St. Patrick's Day? This is your moment. It's like shady stuff. So I don't know. It's crazy. I think people are just jealous of that. But so now it's Irish off Ionia and it's going to be still fun. So your chance.

It's going to be more fun.

Yeah. Your chance to go. It is going to be this year right downtown in Calder Plaza. And it starts at 11 a.m. and then goes on again as late as the old Irish on Ionia. There will be all kinds of VIP tents. You can buy wristbands, go to irishoffionia.com if you want to purchase those right now. All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So you were looking through some pictures, Megan, and you saw something very interesting.

It's so funny that you just brought up Irish off. I need to learn how to say that right because I'm not used to it yet. Ionia, because I, you ever get those like pop-up reminders for like memories on iPhone? Oh, yeah. How do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you, how do you change the setting? The way that every time I open up my Photos apps, it has my exes and my brother's exes pop up first every single time. Or my dead cat, literally. It is the most traumatizing app to open on my phone is the Photos app. But anyways, this had like one of those like.

do you remember when great memories and it was shannon and i and i am hammered now if you listen to the show all the time you know i really don't drink ever um and i get drunk once a year sometimes twice a year if there's like a wedding or a special event or whatever but i just don't i don't like getting drunk very often and every year for st patrick's day first i'm with you guys and And I always am clinging on to Shannon for dear life. Like, I think I pierce your arm with my fingernails, staying latched on to you all day because I believe in the drunk buddy system. And I'm also the drunk that all I can do is tell you how much I love you and how much I appreciate you and how pretty you are. And just, you're such a good person and I don't tell you enough how much I value you in my life. And then I end up crying. And it had me thinking, I don't. Every year. Every year. Every year we end up in a bathroom somewhere, you're trying to pee, I'm holding onto the sink for dear life, crying, telling you that I love you. And you're like, can I just pee in peace? But I'm curious what kind of drunks you guys are.

Oh, so you're the I love you drunk. Very much. Isn't that called?

Yeah, the crying I love you drunk.

So the crying I love you drunk. Yeah. You're the one I can tolerate for probably about maybe an hour. And then after an hour, then it's done. I like that. That, to me, I'm the huggy drunk. I'm the touchy-feely drunk. It gets a little, I know, it gets bad. That's usually my kind of drunk. The worst drunk was a guy friend of mine, and he got drunk one time, and he was the violent drunk.

No. The guy who wants to be a bro and get into a fight.

He literally, you looking at me like he does that whole thing. Dude, that guy's like a nice guy. A couple minutes ago, we were all hanging out being nice with him. Now you want to beat his ass. What kind of drunks are you?

I feel like my default setting is probably like, I'm already a friendly person. It's crazy because I feel like whatever mood I'm in at the time, the alcohol just enhances that mood. So if I'm chilling, I'm going to become super chill. If I'm loud, I'm going to become louder. I think it all depends on who I'm around, but I think everybody gets hornier when they get.

No, that's unstable. I don't like that. What do you mean? Because you need to have a reliable drunk version of you and you don't have a reliable drunk version.

Whatever I am at that moment is going to be, like, compounded.

But you can't trust that. At least if you're a violent drunk, you know, like, I shouldn't get drunk around. Ever. These people. Ever. No, yeah. You right. But if you're, like, a lovey drunk or a crying drunk, you're like, all right, I shouldn't be around so-and-so because I might tell them how I really feel about them.

Yeah. It's not always nice. Yeah. I was going to say, I feel like I turn into, I think I'm Simone Biles when I'm drunk. I, like, want to just do gymnastics all the time. um and lately though i feel like i'm the overly vulnerable drunk where i want to like just get like really deep and tell you everything going on in my life and then the next morning i'm like

i said too much but then you gotta tell me i don't remember any of it i know that we had a deep talk but i can't tell you any of the details you ever do that in your head where you're like you have to remember this this is like this is important and then the next day you're like do you do the

thing where you wake up the next morning and it's like i call it taking an inventory i'm like why I do. I feel this way. And then you go back through, like, conversations you had or whatever, and that's, yes, and you're going, oh, crap.

Do you know, I got drunk, so drunk one time, and I knew I was having one of those really important conversations that I wasn't going to remember, so I opened up my notes apps, and I was taking drunk notes during the conversation that were still in the next day.

No.

Oh, I'm so excited, you guys.

My favorite is the denial drunk, the person that you go, man, I think you had a little bit too much. And they're like, I'm okay. They're denying it the whole time. And then a buddy of mine always tells me that I'm not just always the happy drunk or the huggy drunk. I am sometimes the sleepy drunk, where all of a sudden I fall asleep randomly, especially if I'm drinking Monday through Friday.

You are the, you want everybody else to know that you are drunk drunk. Oh, yeah. And it's usually, and this is not an exaggeration, it's after about four sips of your first drink. Oh, it is. And you'll go, I'm feeling kind of tipsy. Okay. Ready? Two parties.

But Moshe, you have to admit that you have very little patience in general. Yes. And I love Drunk You because drunk, at least sober you is like, I should tell people I'm leaving. But Drunk You just goes, I'm over it. Walks away. Got it.

What's up, Julie? How you doing? We're talking about the types of drunks, and we're getting prepared for St. Patrick's Day. What's going on?

John, how are you?

Doing good. What kind of a drunk are you?

Everyone is my friend. I have to be friends with everybody when I'm drunk. I'm very happy, and I love everybody.

Do you ever get to a point, if people deny your friendship, do you get...

sad then and turn into a sad drunk no i just go to the next person oh yeah as you just kind of make your way around the room i actually kind of like that that's not a bad one what's going on

luba how are you lube hey i'm good luba hey the spanish version oh my god i am the let's blow

money drunk my phone needs a breathalyzer because anytime i have wine i just rack up that credit card, though. Oh, that's it.

That is great. What's the craziest thing that you ever purchased when you were drunk?

Oh, my gosh. Like a two, no, $2,500 Taylor Swift autograph. Oh!

Oh, my gosh. Like just on a picture?

Yeah. Oh, my gosh. And, like, yeah, and signed vinyls. Like, I just love, like, autograph stuff. And, yeah. Oh, my gosh.

Luba's great. I love this one, too. A texter here says that the worst are the wild or daring drunks, the ones that are willing to take on challenges. They hurt themselves. I like Courtney's kind of drunk. What kind of drunk are you, Courtney?

I have always said it's a good thing I don't have a really nice body because I like to flash people. I don't drink anymore, but I still do it even when I'm sober just because I think it's funny. But it's even worse if I was drinking.

Why do you say it's a good thing that you don't have a nice body? What do you mean by that?

I don't know. I've always joked around and said, you know, I've always been just like a bigger girl, you know? So I'm always like, it's a good thing I don't have a really nice body. Because I'd probably, who knows, I'd probably dress promiscuous. Dude, I said that all the time. Shut up. I absolutely would have been a stripper.

Really?

Oh, absolutely. Yeah, for sure. Absolutely.

Just take off that clothes, all right? For sure. We'll see you in Ionia. Yeah, please. What's going on, Christian? Hey, how's it going, you guys? It's going good. What's going on? We're talking about the types of drunks. You are not the kind of drunk I want hanging out with on St. Badger's Day.

Yeah, normally I think I overdo it. And then there was just one time at my sister's house, I was sitting on my niece's tricycle and just kind of propelled myself with how much I'd let go.

Oh, no. You're the throw-up guy?

Oh, yeah, but my wife is passing out one. She's like the wake up from the dead.

Really? So she just passes out anywhere? Does that scare you?

Yeah, she does. She's like, especially when she says she has to use the bathroom and she don't come back for like a minute. You got to send somebody in? She's going to sleep in the bathroom, but then she wakes up like ready to keep going. Yeah, I like that.

That's my kind of drunk. No, don't scare me. I like that. Actually, similar. Zombies. April, what do you call yourself? What kind of drunk?

I call myself an intermission drunk. So I like to get drunk, and then I'll disappear for like 20 minutes, pass out somewhere, come back in, and it's game time again.

That's exactly like his wife. That's funny. We're going to have to call that. That's an official name, the intermission drunk. That's awesome. Kelsey, what kind of a drunk are you, Kels?

I am the therapy drunk. I like to provide therapy to everyone. Oh, I love you. I love you. my life is so hard and i'm like no you're doing so well if i was in your shoes i would be doing the same thing oh i'm like that consoling drunk you're the drunk i actually want to swing on i hate myself being that person too because i because like i don't what did i say i don't even know what i said so it's just like i i i'm winging it just as bad as they are but i'm drunk thinking and then I'm like hot stuff knowing what I'm talking about.

That's incredible. I love that. I love Renee. What kind of drunk are you?

Good morning. Morning. Let me preface this with I haven't drank in a really long time, but I'm kind of the three-stage drunk. So I start out with balls of steel, do anything crazy. Then if tequila is involved, I'll become kind of the violent, angry drunk. And then as the night goes on, I become the sad and remorseful drunk.

Oh, my God. So you have levels of drunkness.

Yeah.

And what level got you to quit drinking? Because it sounded like something got you.

Being married.

Oh, okay. I would think that would make you drink a little bit more. And, Danielle, we were just talking about Megan and wanting to be a stripper. What kind of drunk are you?

I take off clothes to wear my bikinis or anything on, and I go around when I'm drunk and I take a permanent marker and I have people sign me, and when they ask where, I tell them it don't matter.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. So you have people. People with a Sharpie sign you when you're drunk.

Yeah, I go around and say, hey, you want to sign me? And they're like, okay. And then they say, where? And I say, it don't matter where you want to sign me at. I've had it on my boobs. I've had it, you know, everywhere. Am I the a-hole? Because I would grab that Sharpie and I would grab the back of your head and sign your face so fast. So fast. I did have someone do that.

Oh, geez. So, okay, so hold on. And so, Danielle, where's the weirdest place that the signing started or signing happened?

It's actually up in Port Huron. No, no, I'm not talking about it.

Forget it.

I'm sorry your current man is a cheating, no-good dirtbag, moron, loser, scum, trash can.

Another War of the Roses is after 9 on Mojo in the Morning. Okay. Mojo in the Morning show. We, of course, here on this radio show, Bus Cheaters with the War of the Roses. This is your home of that. If you ever miss a War of the Roses, you can always go to our podcast or go check out all of our TikToks. They're up. You just look channel 955 up on TikTok, okay? Because that's where we put all the good ones. And then, of course, follow Mojo in the Morning on our Mojo in the Morning TikTok or channel 955 TikTok. Kevin, are you excited for a big, Michigan-Michigan State basketball game this weekend?

Michigan lost last night, and Michigan State plays tonight, and then they play each other on Sunday.

And if Michigan State wins tonight, they seal the Big Ten, but they don't want to go into the tournament, the Big Ten tournament or March Madness, losing to their arch rivals. They want to sweep those guys this year.

I'm excited. He's the MC, by the way, for the game. I'm hosting a game. Every game is incredible. The atmosphere is amazing inside the Breslin. But as you know, rivalry games bring a certain level of intensity. And if you've never been to a Michigan State basketball game or if you've never seen me there, I have the opportunity to address the entire crowd prior to the game. And I typically, you know, write out a little something and try to do something that is regular so people kind of know what to expect and then they can buy in. But it's Michigan, Michigan State, so you've got to take it to a whole other level.

He does the starting lineups and stuff, Kind of like how Mason does It's awesome

Can you give us a taste of one of the players

How you do it One of my favorite ones is A guy from Minneapolis, Minnesota His name's Trey Holloman So we do it, we'll be like

Oh, he was just in the dirty

Yeah, because he's the guy that hit the half court shots

Oh my god, I remember the half court

I do something like, get live for number five And then I'd be like, Trey Holloman And then try to get the crowd to come in You're so good at this, Kev. So I'm writing my script that I'm going to address the crowd with. And I'm on FaceTime with somebody who went to Michigan State. They're all involved. And she's like, I can see the script in your glasses. I'm wearing my metashave. She can see the reflection as I'm reading it to her. So I'm like, okay, that's kind of cool. But I got to pee afterwards. And when I go use the bathroom, it clicks in my mind. Oh, snap. She just said she can see my reflection. She probably can see my dick if I start to pee. Oh, jeez, why don't go. I can see my penis if I start to pee. That goes through my mind. So immediately I'm like, okay, yeah, we don't want that. Let's turn the camera around. So now I turn the camera around. Now you can like see the whole thing. I done flashed. I'm like, oh, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, so this actually happened. This wasn't you just having a thought. No, this is yesterday.

Why are we still on FaceTime in the bathroom? We've talked about this.

With medic shades on.

We have to continue the conversation.

You can hold it. Turn the camera off. My thought process was like, I tried to do the right thing. No, you didn't. Did she see your penis? She said she didn't. I would lie, too. She was like, I saw the toilet. Okay, good.

Has anybody ever had this where they were FaceTiming on the toilet and people saw you and you didn't realize that they were seeing you? Or you're naked getting dressed and you had your phone on or something like that. When people take pictures in their bathroom, they'll do pictures. Why?

Everybody needs to stop doing that.

Do you not understand that there are the live pictures and all you have to do is hold down on the picture?

Not even that, but like you might look beautiful. But when the toilet's in the background, you can't post that. Yeah, seat up. You poop there. I don't need to see your loofah.

I don't care.

I told you the story because my girlfriends and I were weird. And so I will answer a FaceTime regardless of my situation. And my friend Lindsay, well, I thought it was Lindsay, FaceTimed me the other day and I was on the toilet. Naked, by the way, because I was about to get into the shower. And it was her seven-year-old son asking if Smith could play.

I remember that. I remember that. April.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, text 95500 to get through to us. You don't wear those meta glasses that you have, which, by the way, somebody texted and said, Kevin wears shades, and they're not shades. These are regular glasses. Yeah. So it's not like sunglasses. Because nobody wears sunglasses going to the bathroom.

No, yes. So the reason why I do it.

Because that would be, by the way, that would be like a rapper-ish. You know what I mean? Like rappers wear sunglasses indoors and stuff.

Yeah, but they're basically AirPods. So they're Bluetooth, so you can take calls and you can hear the calls.

You don't videotape your calls and stuff like that, do you?

You can if you want to do FaceTime, then obviously they can't see you if you're having the shades, but they can see whatever you're looking at.

But you're not videoing. You're going to the – yeah, like you're not recording. You're going to the duty, are you? Who does that? Well, you maybe. I don't know if you do that.

Do the shades alert if you're recording, to alert the other person, just like it does now on FaceTime? There's only a light, but, like, I'm so pissed that it does say that now. It says, this call will be recorded, and have you done it yet? I feel like the white light is obvious enough. Now, if you are a creep, then you can go on Amazon, you can buy something to clear it up, but.

And it's supposed to stop it from filming when you cover it, but they've already come out with a way to. Wait, explain this to me.

So, like, these two cameras here, I'm going to turn it on in a second once it starts to sync. You'll be able to see, like, a white light on there. And then once you see the white light, that's supposed to let you know. It, like, oh. It finally synced. Oh. There you go. See the white light? Oh, yeah, so I'm aware.

Okay, so you know what's going on. What's up, Callie? Hi.

Hey. Hi. So I used to be a court reporter, and when all of our depositions switched to zoom there were many many people who would start their depositions and then bring the phone

into the bathroom with them to continue to testify oh no oh no and and you would see them

would you see them going to the bathroom oh yeah i could see their face because of course they're holding their phone towards their face but i mean you're sitting on the toilet in the stall or

wherever oh geez you know what i i would feel like i would start getting the sensation of smelling it too it would be awful phil what's up so i had an incident where i haven't told really

anybody about it this i haven't told my mom or anything about this but i was taking a shower and my mom's employee was actually was actually in the in the house and they walked in on me as i was trying like as i got out of the shower oh and you're drying your parts yeah and you're

everything your mom's employee walked in on you in the bathroom and your mom does not know that

that happen no i don't want to tell her is it a no i don't want to is it like i don't tell her because she he's really good at what he does and stuff oh oh he yeah so it was a guy employee

it was a guy employee yeah what the hell is your mom's employee doing at your house like that also there's a hair in the butter with that story that whole story there what's the employee doing there my favorite are the people that will be on the toilet and they are going to the bathroom and they don't understand that there's echo and then a comes out a little you know it's like all of a sudden like oh yeah that goes a little bit what's the girl's name that was there on the toilet we want to apologize to her by the way you just said toilet and i don't think you meant to no you did i'm from the midwest yeah that's how you say it add the mojo in the morning show to

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the show. Alright, we're going to do a giveaway right now. Tickets to see the weekend. The weekend will be at Ford Field in May. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. 844-665-6548. 95th caller is going to win a pair of tickets now. Good luck.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the

30. Hey, quick question. Lydia, I know we're going to be doing the giveaway for Irish Off Ionia passes. Is this a good time real quick right now at the start of the Dirty? Because I know so many people will download our Dirties. I want to make sure you hear all the details. We got Michelle from Irish Off Ionia on the phone with us right now. What's up, Michelle? Can I grab her real quick, Shannon?

Yeah, absolutely.

Hey, Michelle. How are you? It's Mojo and Shannon, Megan, everybody. What's going on?

Good morning.

Hey, we're excited for it.

Hey, morning. We're excited. Hey, we couldn't be more excited.

I was so worried that you guys were going to, you know, with all the Irish on Ionia stuff that was going on, I was afraid you guys were going to give up and say, you know what? I don't want to deal with this. I'm so happy you guys are continuing.

If there's a will, there's a way.

You got it.

We'll figure it out. And it's a great crowd. We appreciate the energy. Oh, yeah.

The cool thing is.

It's a really good crowd, and it's good people, like, having fun. There's no issues at all. And will you explain to everybody, you know, what Irish Off Ionia is all about?

Yeah, so the same festival you know and love, but with a better situation, you know. It'll be a wide-open space. You'll know exactly where the beverages are, where the food is. Love it. One main stage grabbing everybody's attention with live music, high-energy DJs. We got Motor City Irish dance coming. We'll have bagpipers all day. Just, I'm so excited. You know, I think that Irish off Ionia just cures my seasonal depression. So it's a little snowy in West Michigan right now. And so looking at the forecast for next week, I'm just so excited. Let's get some sun on our face, have some beverages. You know, I heard from a little birdie that Kevin and Megan want some Pinot Grigio, maybe some greening Pinot Grigio. Yeah, Green Gio. I think we can make that happen.

I think that is a travesty, though. I don't think you'd be drinking Pinot Grigio. That's not all you drink. You've got to drink beer and Irish whiskey. You can drink all that. Irish Off Ionia. No judgment. Go to irishoffionia.com. we're giving away tickets to this in say like less than 25 minutes so we're going to give away some tickets after we uh get done with a couple of things so i want everybody to be listening for it michelle thanks for putting this on give us details on how ticket sales go in those vip uh

passes go okay so we'll we'll pump it to listeners one last thing today only we are selling buy three general admission tickets get one free so if you've got a group of four and you're trying to save a penny go to irishoffionia.com today it ends at midnight buy three get one free and i felt like

last year was a great year because there were so many people that came from detroit toledo some of our listeners from battle creek that all came to hang out so we're filling up hotels and

stuff too so that's pretty cool it's a lot of money downtown's gonna be busy so uh you know

prepare yourself we love you michelle thank you see you next week take care of yourself yeah we'll

see you on saturday uh what's up in the dirty so this story we talked about this briefly in one of the earlier dirties yesterday and then i saw it like kind of spinning out of control yesterday evening and uh this jennifer garner and ben affleck are they getting back together she is one million percent not interested in rekindling her relationship with her ex-husband i know i saw the photo of them playing paintball and he was like giving her a hug no they are like strictly they have friend zoned each other and i know that ben apparently has been telling everybody who will listen that he is open to the idea of getting back together that feeling is very much not mutual Again, Jen Garner has been dating like a regular old businessman, John Miller, since 2018. She is happy. Her head is not anywhere near the idea of rekindling with Ben Affleck. They have a great co-parenting relationship, and that is where things stand at the moment. So whether or not Ben is telling people he wants another chance with the mother of his children, it's just, it is, it's not going to happen. Travis Kelsey confirming he is coming back for the 2025 NFL season, said he is hungry for redemption and ready to rewrite the narrative. This is from this week's episode of the New Heights podcast.

The biggest thing is that I love playing the game of football. That's a good reason. I love playing. I still feel like I could play it at a high level and possibly at a higher level than I did last year. I don't think it was my best outing. You know, I think I let my guys down in a lot more moments than I helped them. I want to give it a good run. I got a bad taste in my mouth on how I ended the year and how well I was playing and, you know, how accountable I was for the people around me. And I love so many people in Kansas City, both in that facility, in the community. And it's home for me now. And, you know, I don't want to leave that life yet.

I love that. And I respect that. And a game as brutal as football where any play could be your last play, and we've seen that so many times play out on the field. It's every athlete's dream to go out on your own terms. and you never want to leave the field feeling as though you didn't give it your all.

Yeah, or that there's unfinished business for yourself, right? Mojo, look at a photo. Literally, as I have you queuing up a Celine Dion song, just came up on my computer. How weird is this? You can't see. You're not looking. Oh, that's me as Celine? I love that.

I was like, yeah, you're not even looking. Wait, was that?

No, it's Celine Dion in Las Vegas. Oh, okay.

to do this story um what what is this from that she was um Celine Dion the night before last was

at that uh simulator golf league that Tiger Woods and Rory McIlroy have it's huge ratings for ESPN yes no but why was she there her her uh sons are huge golfers and she was a huge golfer she golfed a ton and so they brought her on ESPN during the coverage and they asked her some questions they asked how she's doing but then they also asked her what song of hers and she was very clever with the song most resembles her golf game an honor to be joined by five-time

grammy winner the lovely celine dion first thank you for your time do you like that introduction

all right how are you doing i'm doing really great how thank you so much for asking how about

everybody here how you doing guys you are the queen of the vegas residency this is golf's residency here there was one more very important question i needed to ask celine and that is which song from your catalog best represents your golf game okay um the one that comes to

oh some people have suggestions people have opinions i love that's good uh i would say near

far wherever wherever you are

that's good

I believe that my ball will

go on

oh my god yes that's so good

I'm gonna come to Vegas for the residency

alright Maddie

You are so jealous of me right now.

And Tiger was going crazy when that happened. He was so excited to see that.

I was wondering, there was a video of Tiger going viral. It was all over my For You page yesterday of him, like, demanding a chicken strip from his son. I'm guessing it's from the things. Gotcha. It's really popular.

The crowds that show up for this thing are unbelievable. And the ratings have been spectacular. And the commissioner of it, you've met him in our studio, Jason Langwell. who used to put on the Rock Financial tournament that we would go and broadcast from as the commissioner of this league.

Is this a similar league to like when tennis does doubles and they're mic'd up and it's more like conversational and silly? Yeah, okay. I really like that kind of stuff.

And everybody on the sidelines that are watching this thing are all drinking and getting drunk.

Yeah, yeah. And lastly, I saw this video all over social media yesterday. The horses that were just running loose on the highway near Byron Center. This was yesterday morning around 7.30. The Kent County Sheriff's Office said what happened was the horses got out of a boarding facility and were literally just running down the highway.

Driving on M6 this morning, you may have seen something out of the ordinary. Around 15 horses were loose on the freeway in the area of Byron Center Avenue. This was around 7.30 this morning. Take a look and you can see it there. The Kent County Sheriff's Office says the horses have now been wrangled. Deputies say the horses came from a boarding facility in the area of Wilson Avenue and 76th Street, but it's unclear how they got out. We're working to get more information. We'll have an update for you coming up tonight on News 8 at 4 or 5.

It was nine deputies, MSP troopers, and animal control, and several just regular people had to go out and help them get all of these horses back into a trailer and back to their facility safely. But the visual of it...

those people that if they would ride on those horses would get through traffic a little bit faster. I'd like one of those horses to get on 696 right now.

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Hi, my name is

Mojo. What's happening? Where are you from?

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I'm from Detroit. You're from Detroit. Which side of Detroit? Which side? I love it. You're a winner. You're going to see The Weeknd. Congratulations to you.

Oh, my God. I'm so excited. Oh, my God. I'm a longtime listener. First time calling it. I've been listening to you. I was so excited.

The Weeknd is going to be at Ford Field. Bring a friend. You got a pair of tickets. We're setting you up with them. Congratulations to you.

Oh, my God. Thank you so much. I'm so happy.

Oh, we're happy for you. I hope you have a great time. Thank you. Thank you. This is actually a good song. It was just the weekend's first big hit, right? Wasn't it?

It was in Fifty Shades, right? So his first, like one.

his first big big hits he's actually a feature he was a drake feature really look at you you're

like you're like the the bio queen you can give us all the details what is it listen to him since i

was 18 like i i was on him before all my friends i put all my friends on the weekend like i'm like

you're awesome balloons girl yes yes yeah hang on the phone and we'll get you set up with the

tickets hold on have a great day this is your favorite president deporting people by the day mojo watch yourself we'll deport your happy ass right back to cuba are you listening cuba

i got one for you too kevin ready oh can't wait we're gonna do this one's a good one

this is donald trump and while we're deporting people kev be careful we might deport you right back to the LCA to just be the Pistons announcer.

Hey, that's not bad. You know who wrote that one, don't you? Fried Travato. Travato. Tony's good. Where is he? The Italian mom comes out of him, doesn't it? He can get brutal. He's in a dark room. He seems like such a nice, sweet guy. It's funny, the company people...

He brings you eggs from the farm.

yeah like the the company people tom pullman who's the the boss of all of us including tony tom pullman one time when i were having a conversation about tony travato and uh i said to him i go you know he's got a dark side and he goes there's no way that he's got a dark side i'm sad he goes look at the guy he goes he wears a button-up shirt you know with uh nice pants all the time like he's he's dressed kind of like he has a uniform yeah he has never written nice imaging about me once oh never ever oh no no oh yeah no no no it's just one huh you want me to find you one sure all right hold on hold on a second horrifically mean hold on a second hold on do not pull up i love megan megan megan megan megan it feels like this person's gonna skin me a lot he's gonna eat you yeah you think so yeah i don't think that i don't think that it's always mean megan we think about you all the time mostly when we go by a car accident or when cleaning up dog poop. Oh, my God. Those are kind of rough, aren't they? Megan, she's fun, but has as many moods as there are colors in the rainbow, and that keeps things interesting. He's so

mean to me in them. He's so mean. Well, we love

that Mojo's like, all right. I was trying to buy a nice one here. She's right. I think she got it on that one. All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Hey, next week, I want to talk about this. Next week, I'm going to be going to an event that's actually pretty cool that honestly I gotta be quite honest with you I didn't know anything about until I met uh Judge Warren Judge Michael Warren who is a big judge here you don't want to go before him because I bet he's tough I mean he he'll put Kevin he'll put you right in jail I bet you what kind of let's ask him this morning when he comes on the air with us what kind of a sentence would he give Kevin for bad jokes judge we should have you be our bad joke judge if it's anything to do with the joke you gave yesterday you get in life

i met him at the at the charity event that i went to where all the judges were bartending

yeah the celebrity bartending judge you were you were bartending that's right i did meet you

you're so fun yes oh thank you yeah it was it was great time judge warren likes to uh likes to give

back to the kids especially he wants kids to know a little bit about the country that they live in And, Judge, what is this big event called?

So it's called the Patrick Henry Dinner. May 23rd, Patrick Henry gave the Give Me Liberty, Give Me Death speech. So we celebrate that as part of Patriot Week, which goes from September 11th to September 17th, where we renew the spirit of America by celebrating our founding first principles from a declaration of independence, key documents and speeches that embody that, founding fathers and other great patriots and flags from our history. The point is to renew the spirit of America by reminding people what unites us. We have so much that divides us, but there's so much that unites us that, unfortunately, we tend to forget, like the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, our rights and unalienable rights, limited government, the social compact, equality, the rule of law, some of our founding figures, such as James Madison and Patrick Hungary, George Washington. but newer figures like Martin Luther King Jr. and Elizabeth and Patty Stanton. And so the event is very unique. It's next Thursday at the San Marino Club, starting at 5.30, VIP and 6.30 for the general program. And we have a reenactment of the Patrick Henry dinner. Excuse me. Really? We also have, absolutely. Very unique because we're going to have a debate between George Washington and King George III.

Oh, my gosh. Okay.

Which is going to be spectacular. Nothing like it anywhere else. So it's going to be good theater. And we're recognizing some Patriots of the Year. We are a nonpartisan 501CQ recognized by the U.S. Senate unanimously six years in a row. So this year we're honoring Justice Richard Bernstein of the Michigan Supreme Court, Mike Machinich of Detroit Axel, which is a great patriotic company. He's quite a patriot and has his own unique story. And a volunteer of the year, John Rosaka of the Civil Air Patrol. So it's going to be a really fun and educational event as well.

Tickets, by the way, you can get tickets and learn more by going to patriotweek.org for details on this one here. Patriotweek.org. I've got to be honest with you, when you're mentioning all that stuff, All I kept thinking of was the only way that I learned anything about history or what was going on in this world was Saturday mornings I would wake up and watch Conjunction, Junction. Oh, my gosh.

What's your function? I'm just a bill.

Bill, man. There you go. I'm capital. It's a lot of fun. Judge, do they still, in Michigan, because when I grew up in Illinois, I don't know if Michigan does this, but in Illinois, we had to, to pass eighth grade, we had to take a constitution test. Did you guys ever have to do that in Michigan at all? No. I think they stopped that. Did they? Yeah, you're such a dick. Judge, will you throw him in jail? Can you just throw somebody in jail just to throw him in jail?

Come on. I think Contemptor Radio is definitely an issue. Contemptor Radio.

That's great.

We used to have to pass this test, and my dad actually said, my dad said to me, he goes, you know what it's like? It's like the lawyer's trying to pass the bar exam because you'd have to learn everything, and if you didn't pass it, you had to take it again. and he had to take it until you passed it. Could you do us a favor? You got three things off the top of your head. I know that this guy, by the way, is such a historian. I've never met anybody that knows more about this country than this guy does, Judge Michael Warren. Maybe come up with... You're very... No, seriously, you're very patriotic.

Let me toss out an American history that you ought to know. Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Three questions. Okay, no Googling allowed. Your name is your buzzer, guys. When you know the answer, scream out your name.

It was the second president of the United States.

Megan.

John Adams. Yes. Thank you, Hamilton the Musical. I know the third and the fourth.

Me, me.

But I didn't know the second. How many amendments are there to the Constitution?

Mojo. Too many. No, 30 amendments.

No. Close, but no cigar. Shannon, $29. Close, but no cigar. Is it $28? Almost there.

Kevin, $1. $27.

$27 it is. There you go.

All right, so, so far, Megan and Kevin are on the board. One more question. Let's see if we can break this.

One more question, and this is something I do with my jurors, and it usually takes four or five guesses, so we'll see. What document is this from? We hold these truths to be self-evident. And all men are created equal. Kevin. They're endowed by their creator. Okay, Kevin. That is on the Bill of Rights. Damn. Life's dry. No, this was on National. Mojo.

The Constitution.

Nope.

They're out. Brad, this is our national treasure. Come on. Nicholas Kane. Shannon.

The Declaration of Independence. Yeah, that's it. All right, Shannon. Judge Warren, I think you gave a speech. You gave the speech to all the potential juries, the jurors, when I went to jury duty.

Did you? Oh, you were a nice jury?

I wasn't in his jury, but he came. There were like a couple hundred of us. And he came in and gave like a big speech about how important being at jury duty is.

Judge. Absolutely. I can tell you this. Megan may be the only person I know that wants to do jury duty. And she never did.

I get denied all the time. I want grand jury duty.

It is a great experience. Nobody wants to do it. But last time I went into a jury and I asked folks, I said, what did you think? The person raised their hand and said, this is amazing. The time before that, they raised their hand and they said, this is a real pain in the neck. Nobody wants to do it. But it's so important that we do. And I'm so glad that I did. It is an amazing experience. So if you're called in for jury duty, take a deep breath. It's going to be great. If you're impaneled, you're going to really enjoy it, I think.

I want to do the jail reviews or the grand jury so bad. I get dismissed every time.

Can I tell you something? You should sit in on.

But could Megan or all of us, can we sit in on one of your cases and sit in on a trial?

Oh, absolutely. I'd love for that. And I also have what's called criminal call where we do arraignments and pre-trials. I take fleas. I set and suppose. This is my date line dream. Wow.

So I have court in a couple of weeks. Any suggestions?

What's it for?

My tags. Oh, tags in the car. I got Zoom court, so I'm just going to dress nice from the waist up.

Be respectful. And be honest. That's it. It'll all work out. All right.

For the event that is Thursday, celebrating the Patriots of the Year, the Patrick Henry Dinner, go to patriotweek.org. Judge Michael Warren, thank you for being on the air with us. We appreciate it. And all the best to you. We'll see you next week.

Yeah. Thank you. God bless you and God bless America.

I think I am getting deported back to Cuba after not getting one of those right. WKQI Detroit.

WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo, three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live.

I'll be honest with you, with the weather today, I would go back to Cuba. I drove in this morning. I was like, put me in Guantanamo Bay, baby. So dry. I don't have the drive today. Go visit Grandma and Grandpa. All right. War of the Roses. We ready to bust a cheater? I want you to listen to this thing, and you tell me if you don't think that this guy's crazy.

Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Janelle, why do you think that your boyfriend is cheating on you?

He downloaded Snapchat on his phone, which is weird already, and I try to log into his phone or, like, his Snapchat, but it's, like, it's not logged in when he—so, like, why even have the app?

So is it not—he's not been on Snapchat before this?

No.

It's not logged in, so maybe do you think that he downloaded it purposely, or did you ask him about it?

I mean, you have to go through all these steps to, like, download apps on your phone anyway. So, like, he would have to click multiple buttons to download Snapchat, but then to not log in, that's weird.

Okay. Are there any other things that you think he's doing that is making you so anxious about this?

He spends, like, forever in the shower, in the bathroom now. He didn't used to do that. That's every guy.

And the Snapchat thing is, like, the Snapchat thing is really weird to me.

Is that it, though? Just the Snapchat? Yeah, have you caught him on Snapchat?

No, because he's not logged in, which is weird. But that's not it, though. Like, that's not even the worst part.

What's the worst part?

The worst part is that he has, like, I got on his phone, and he has news of himself on his phone. And so I confronted him and was like, what is this? And he said they're progress pictures, and he only sends pictures to me. But, like, I'm not getting any of these pictures.

so like what are they for yourself because that's crazy and progress pictures is he is it very is he open about the fact that he's trying to lose weight or on a fitness journey or was that news

to you no like he's not posting anything online about how he's like working out more or anything

like it's just like the normals and like has he lost weight or is as he is as he changed a lot

in his parents not to me i mean i think he looks pretty much the same like he's he hasn't changed routine or anything but also progress pictures you don't take nude progress pictures you do

but you do guys don't no guys do that okay guys if guys are sending nudes they're sending nudes

to or if they're but what i'm saying is to me this we've heard this excuse before when

nudes are found on a dude's phone i just know but but who's he sending them to or who's he taking them for if he's if he's like i'm doing progress right i don't think guys do that i I really don't. I mean, we, Kevin, do you know guys that take pictures of themselves naked and not send them out to a girl?

I don't know what progress you're seeing naked. That's my first question. Do you have to be naked in order to see the progress? Yeah, all of my progress photos are naked. What's below your waist that you, like, got to show?

Differences in our weight loss.

Yo, coochie?

Like, what are you showing naked? I just don't think guys do it.

I really don't. And you can call us up and tell us differently if that's the case. But I think that's the most. I think out of everything, the Snapchat thing is interesting. Him taking showers, whatever. Him taking nudes and he's not sending them to you. And you're his girlfriend, his longtime girlfriend. That to me is a little shady.

Well, and if he's taking progress photos, whether they're nude or he's wearing whatever. if he's if it's not known that he's trying to lose weight or on a fitness journey that's just

a blatant lie it's a cover-up yeah and i think most people that are trying to lose weight are getting better shape and if they're doing well they talk about

it. For sure. Yeah. All right. Well, let's see where he's going to send a dozen free roses and see if he sends them to you. We want them to go to Janelle. Hold on. Hold Hold on one second, Janelle.

Hello?

Hi, is this Dave?

I'm sorry?

Is this Dave? David?

Yeah.

Is it Dave or David?

You call me David. It's fine.

Okay. Hi, David. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling you from an online floral company called rosesbloom.com. We're a new company. I'm actually calling with an offer for some free flowers. If you have less than a minute to answer two survey questions, we're going to gift you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice anywhere in the country, absolutely free of charge to you.

How is that?

How is what?

How do you do that? What's that about? I don't understand.

So you, I'll ask you the survey questions and then I get some information from you about who you would like to send some flowers to. They get sent out later this afternoon. This is basically just a marketing campaign for us. So hopefully in the future when you send flowers, you will use rosesbloom.com.

Okay, but you guys aren't going to like text me every day after that?

Nope, it's nothing like that.

Okay. Yeah, okay.

Okay. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, David?

Yeah.

Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

No.

Okay. As a thank you for participating in the survey, rosesbloom.com is now authorized to provide you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses. So I just need a first and a last name of who you wanted to send these out to today, and then we'll kind of go from there.

Okay. And then how long does it take to send them?

They'll go out this afternoon.

I see. Okay.

But definitely today. Unless you want to schedule them for another day, we can do that, too.

No, you can send them today, I guess. Christina.

Okay. And a telephone number for Christina?

Yeah, hold on. I've got to look that up. Okay, and what's her relationship to you?

Okay, and Red Rose is okay?

Yeah.

Okay. And then, David, instead of sending a paper card with the flowers at rosesbloom.com, we do a voice memo option. So in this case, when Christina gets the delivery, she's going to get a text message alerting her that she has a flower delivery. And then she's going to be able to play this little voice memo that I'm going to record with you in just a moment. You can make it long, short, say whatever you like. All right? Okay. Okay, here we go. Three, two, one.

Hey, babe, I know this doesn't make up for your dog, but I'm thinking about you today.

Okay. And David, this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah.

Okay.

Great. I'm going to come on the phone and just wrap everything up. I just want to make sure. Is everything okay with the dog?

Her dog died.

This is a good friend of yours?

Yeah.

Okay. Well, we're sorry to hear about her dog. Real quick, though, before we wrap it up and send these flowers off, David, I need to inform you of one last thing, that while you have been sending these flowers off and we will make sure that Christina gets them, your girlfriend Janelle was listening in and Janelle heard every word that you just said.

What do you mean?

Janelle called up us here at the Mojo in the Morning show and asked us to do War of the Roses to see where you were going to send flowers.

to, hoping that you weren't cheating on her, and she just heard you send flowers to another woman. She did what? She heard you send flowers to another woman. I don't understand. So what we're doing is we're calling you to see where you send flowers to and asking you the question of if you could send flowers to somebody, who would you send them to? And instead of sending them to your girlfriend, you sent them to this other person. Her dog died, yes. Is that somebody, though, that is somebody that you're in a relationship with? Or was that purely just as a condolence for her dog?

Are you in a relationship with somebody I should know about yourself? Or is it Chanel?

I'm in a relationship with a woman who's my wife, but I'm not sending flowers right now. You are.

To my friends.

No, I know. I understand that. But Janelle's on the phone with us. Janelle?

Yeah.

Janelle, do you...

What are you doing?

What do you mean, what am I doing? What are you doing?

Do you know this person? You're setting me up to do what?

Yeah, I'm setting you up and it just worked, babe. I'm sorry about your dog. I don't give a damn about her dog What are you doing?

I don't understand this this is hilarious You called somebody to call me to ask Yeah, what is this entrapment?

It is entrapment. You weren't going to tell me about the naked photos on your phone looking at them by yourself. What's wrong with you?

The naked photos that I was planning to send to you, yes. Well, I didn't get them, and they've been there for a minute. How come you haven't sent them yet?

I was waiting for the right moment.

Oh, okay.

Janelle, do you know who this person is? Like, do you know of a person named Christina that lost her dog? Have you met anybody?

I don't know anything about this Christina.

How come Christina and Janelle have never met each other?

How come they've never met each other? She's a friend of a friend from work. Do you call all... And Janelle doesn't necessarily like to come out all the time, so...

I'm afraid of a friend you call babe and send flowers to?

Yeah, the friend of a friend that I... I don't understand what you're driving at.

Yeah, you do, idiot. Answer the question. How about you rework the answer? You called her babe. You call all your friends babe from work? All your friends are friends?

There's nothing going on between you and this woman?

No.

Okay. Why don't I let you guys... Janelle, you want to talk to him?

I mean, he can get his... He can get his s*** to move out of my house. But I think since he posted her number on the, you know, for the world, I might just give her a little call. How about that, David?

Okay. Why don't we?

Yeah, go ahead.

Ask her about her dog. What's going on?

Why don't we give you a chance to talk? Hold on one second and get that number.

This is the home of War of the Roses. Mojo.

Mojo in the morning.

Janelle, what are you doing?

what do you mean what am i doing what are you doing do you know this person you're setting

you're setting me up to do what hell yeah i'm setting you up and it just works babe i'm sorry about your dog i don't give a damn about her dog what are you doing

i don't understand this this is hilarious

where are the roses catching a boyfriend cheating maddie wants to comment something that i think a lot of people are commenting on what's up maddie

good how are you good what's going on what'd you want to say the fact that he was laughing was essentially into a spiral he was basically saying to her you're stupid why would i do this

mm-hmm well in that laugh by the way it was like the joker from batman or something it was like it was die by a call i know yeah crazy uh gail what's your thoughts on uh the war of the roses

what you want to say same with the last caller i really just as soon as he started laughing i wanted to reach through my phone and punch this guy in the face how narcissistic yeah yeah uh

Crazy. There's a couple of things I want to talk about.

talk about more than just even the laugh. And I appreciate you guys for bringing that up because that thing, God obviously had all of us kind of perked up and you'll see the video that will be posted up on our Tik TOK of that. And of course, Instagram and Facebook, I want to talk about some of the reasons why she was worried that he was cheating. The fact that he had never been on Snapchat is one of them. But the other one was, cause there's a lot of people commenting on the pictures thing like the fact that he was showing uh you know or taking pictures uh that were nude pictures that she has never received and then was using the excuse of that he was doing it as a progress yet she had really said that there's been no difference in what's been going on with him looks wise um jenna what's going on it's mojo in the morning good morning good morning

morning what's happening so i thought it was a huge red flag when he said that he took progress pictures in the nude only because i've previously taken progress yes i was either wearing my underwear or my bra like nothing so i think it's just funny because what are you losing weight in

your penis like that's what i have to see that i take if i've taken progress photos nude too So that to me is like the guy that's that's like low on the totem pole in terms of things that are making me suspicious about this guy. To me, it's the fact that I feel like when somebody is on, like I said, a fitness journey or they're trying to lose weight, especially if you're in a couple, the other person is very, very well aware that you're doing that. So the fact that she had no idea to me is very strange. And also the fact that he was like, oh, I was planning on sending you these photos. Yet then he called then they were called progress photos. Well, which one is it?

Jenna, finish what your thoughts are about that. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you, by the way.

No, no, it's totally fine. I just find it weird. I feel like that was a red flag to me. I agree. Obviously, I agree with the previous callers. It was diabolical when he was laughing.

Oh, gosh, yeah.

You're making this into a joke, but it's weird that you're out here sending, you're taking nudes to send them to who? Not me. I didn't get them.

Well, and also the fact that, you know, if you're taking the progress photos and stuff like that, I just think that you would probably have more of a explanation than, yeah, I'm taking progress photos. Baloney, you're taking progress photos, you know, buddy, and you're not doing anything any different. You know what I'd like to do? I'd like to see the prior photos. Like, let's look, because if you're taking progress, then you obviously have the before and these are the afters, right?

That's a great point. Or these are the befores.

Well, okay. Well, you know, that could be. But I just think as a guy, and maybe, you know, guys that are, you know, 40s and 50s and 30s don't do it. But I think, and actually this guy's, how old are they, Lydia? How old are these guys? They sound like they're in their 30s. How old is, is, 31? Okay, so they're 30s. Are 30-year-old guys taking nudes to show their progress? I will bet you that that's not very common. But maybe I'm wrong. Call us up and tell us.

zach has a great point to make what's up zach hey good morning y'all yeah a couple things about this guy first off um she didn't even catch the fact that he called her uh the other chick babe and then the entire time that he's talking to his girlfriend he's saying she's a friend of a friend well is she a friend like from work or is she babe you know never brought that point up right and then and then um he's gaslighting this he's gaslighting his girlfriend and that that pissed me off he's he's laughing right in her face saying are you serious you're setting this up and and all this he's like dude you're gaslighting your girlfriend right now what are you doing

that happens so often with war of the roses where that to me screams guilty when they try to turn around on the person who wanted the phone call made right oh my goodness man did you want to

punch him through the phone did you want to punch him i did want to punch i wanted to punch him i was like i was like address or something i wanted megan to hold him and i wanted everybody else to just i'll punch him what are you doing what do you mean what am i doing what are you doing do you know this person you're setting you're setting me up to do what hell yeah i'm

setting you up and it just worked babe i'm sorry about your dog i don't give a damn about her dog

what are you doing guys i'm gonna have nightmares with that sound ringing in my ears tonight

aren't you oh god zach be with me let's pump let's punch this guy uh let's go here when i see Oh, Tina, you got a good comment. What's up, Tina? Hi. Good morning. Morning. What's going on?

So I was thinking, like, he is very narcissistic, first of all, because in the very beginning, he told her that it was for progress pictures. But then when you are talking to him, it's because he was going to send them to her eventually. Right. And then it was like every time something came up or you'd ask him a question, first of all, he had to repeat it because in his dumb little brain, he's trying to process that he just got caught. and then he's trying to turn it around on her as if he's the victim in this now. Oh my god I got caught. How dare you do that to me? Like why turn it, he just totally turn it around like she's the problem. A girl needs to get rid

of that one. Thank you Tina. Appreciate your phone call. Allie, listen to this comment here. Allie has actually a question not a comment. What's that Allie?

Yeah so So my biggest question is, was he erect in these photos, these nude photos? Because if you're taking a progress picture, I don't think that would be necessary.

Great question. Such a good question. Does anybody want to ask that question? No.

I don't know.

But that is a great thought. Now, imagine asking that question followed up with his diabolical laugh.

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Mojo in the mornings, dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon, with a last dirty of the morning, and then we got a lot more coming up this morning. We're about an hour away. And then we're going to end the show with a Lady Gaga mix, celebrating Lady Gaga's new music that is out right now. And so that will be coming up right at the end of the show. So we'll do that. What's going on, Shannon?

Well, Adidas has sold the last of its Yeezys nearly two and a half years after they stopped doing business with Kanye West. Adidas hosting an earnings report yesterday, and its chief financial officer, Harm O'Meier, revealed that the Yeezy stock has basically run dry. He said there is not one Yeezy shoe left. It has all been sold, and that episode is behind us. And Kevin Mojo and I were just talking about this, and it's like, is that timing really so perfect, or did, you know, what happened to the rest of the shoes?

I think.

Did they burn them? Did they donate them? What did they do?

I think that they probably had enough is enough, but they probably should have had enough is enough a while ago. But they still wanted to make money with the guy. So I think they kind of proved right away that, you know, that's how they'll do things. I always think it's funny. I don't know. Have you heard, by the way, what is going on with Target right now?

No. Don't ruin my day.

Target is being protested, and they're saying that their sales have really took a hit. um so they have decided that they're going to go away from a diversity equity and inclusion and they're gonna and a bunch of other companies have decided that they're going to get away from that yeah and there is a church pastor down in atlanta that said you know screw you guys we're then you know what we're not going to spend our money with you and his protest is working where it's hurting their sales so you watch they'll go back and they'll change their their minds on this whole deal but i think that i was surprised that you know tart or adidas didn't get that same note you know with some of the stuff that they were doing so that i just think about when it comes

to the target thing like what about the people who work there that's my biggest thing where it's like am i costing them their job and then what do they do by not going in there yeah yeah you know

it's an interesting you know cycle i think that the company uh came back with hey we have uh lots of uh diverse you know products here that we sell and they have a lot of you know employment opportunities they say that they're not hiring any differently they're just taking that off as one of their things that they were doing the only thing that makes corporations listen

is your spending dollars and at the end of the day your your shopping habits especially in this economy we're facing a recession is not my problem if somebody loses their job that's the corporation's responsibility for running a company that people want to shop at. That's not

on the consumer for people losing their job that's on the ceo yeah well but it's still it's the

person that's the unfortunate person the innocent victim that loses their job yes and they look at

it like collateral damage there's a woman from detroit named melissa butler who owns an organization called the lip bar and she is one of them one of few individuals who has a partnership with target and she's she's spoke a lot about this situation in recent weeks where has she spoke on it because Her socials, like Instagram, TikTok.

Is she trying to protest them or is she supporting Target?

No, she's very disappointed in their decision. But as a business owner, go look at it. For sure.

Real quick, President Donald Trump's address to Congress on Monday night reached an average of about 36.6 million viewers. That total puts his speech ahead of Joe Biden's most recent State of the Union. Still, the president didn't manage to draw as large of an audience as he did with any of his State of the Union addresses that he had during his first term as president.

Shannon, that's fake news and you know it.

Two New York City residents were busted for allegedly stealing and reselling more than 900 tickets, many for Taylor Swift's ERAs tour. Prosecutors say that this cyber theft scheme, I guess you could call it, netted them more than $600,000 in profits. So it was ERA's tour, tickets for Adele shows, Ed Sheeran shows, NBA games, and the U.S. Open. I don't know how they were doing this, but they're charged with grand larcity, computer tampering. There's another person involved, too, but that person hasn't been arrested yet. God, you made over half a million dollars. Steve Carell is sending a group of Southern California high school students affected by the California wildfires to prom for free. That's a great story. Attention. Attention all seniors.

This is Steve Carell with a very special announcement. I work with a wonderful charity based out of Virginia called Alice's Kids. and Alice's kids wanted me to let you know that they will be paying for all of your prom tickets. And if you have already paid for your prom tickets, they will reimburse you for your prom tickets. It's a pretty good deal. Have fun. Enjoy the prom. And remember, this is Steve Carell.

I love him so much. And lastly, this photo that was going around for the past couple of days of a giraffe in the back of a pickup truck in Macomb County. A lot of people were going, is this photo even real? It is. Is the giraffe or was the giraffe dead or alive? Dead. But there's still a story here. This is our favorite Jessica Dupnak from Fox 2 in Detroit.

At five foot nothing, I'm dwarfed by this South African giraffe. Jarring in person. And imagine for the guy who spotted the exotic creature in the bed of a Ford pickup truck in Macomb County last week. I mean, you've got to understand outside of your world, you see a giraffe. Sure, sure, yeah. What the hell?

Yeah, yeah.

The posts went viral, sparking a lot of concern for the creature, a ton of Toys R Us giraffe jokes, and whether it's even real. Even people in the newsroom were saying, they're like, there's no way that's a real giraffe. So clear it up. It's real. It's real. Yeah, it is real. Now that we have cleared that up, just why?

I mean, really, I'd probably mount us up from about every continent on Earth by now.

Darren Wehner is a taxidermist and big game hunter with safari partnerships in South Africa.

In Africa, any meat that is harvested is utilized. There is zero meat that is wasted. Giraffe? Yes, 100%.

The one in the Ford pickup died naturally at a zoo of old age, and Darren was commissioned to get him mounted to live on at an unnamed museum.

Hmm.

Taxidermy.

You know a story I'd like Jessica Dupenak to do?

Huh.

There was a story about the guy that drives around Detroit with the car with the two front ends.

Oh, yeah. That is wild looking.

There's literally two front ends on the car. And I can't play the audio because the lady who caught this audio, she's like swearing through the whole thing. But she thought that the car was coming towards her because it's got the front end on each side of the car. And it was sitting there at a light. Like, I want to know, who are these people?

I would be freaked out if I saw that, too.

And how is that legal? Like, how does that not, like, cause panic for people that are driving around?

It's probably not illegal. Because you think, like, who would ever do that?

Who's going to do it? Yeah. For all of today's Dirty, catch up on the podcast on the iHeartRadio app or mojointhemorning.com.

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source, is Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. kev wants me to stand up he thinks i've been sitting too long we're doing it we're standing up i'm standing up let's do it let's stand up come on stand up just like luda said um all right feels good get those legs creaking all right uh okay hey check out our podcast uh if you would like, and you can miss, uh, or actually I'm saying miss, you can miss any part of the show. You can actually hear any of the parts of the show that you miss because you have to go different places, you know, whether it be you have a job or responsibilities or school or whatever it might be. Um, okay. Mojo in the morning show. Um, Shannon is, is like petrified right now about her dogs becoming some, uh, coyotes treat yet. But she still just sends the dogs outside to go to the bathroom?

I mean, yeah, but I stand there and watch over them. Really, it's just Charlie. My little Charlie is 15 years old, and he's a little six-and-a-half-pound toy poodle. And our neighborhood Facebook page is going crazy right now because apparently our neighborhood has been invaded with coyotes who have taken over this one very specific section of the woods that's kind of at one end of the neighborhood. And apparently it's mating season. So there are a lot of them. And people are posting photos all over the place of these coyotes in the neighborhood with strict warnings to anybody like myself who has very, very small dogs.

Have any dogs gotten eaten?

I don't think so.

Why are you only worried about Charlie but not the other dogs? You don't think those other dogs are going to be a snack?

No.

Really? Are they too big? Is that the thing? I think they're too big. No, I think the coyotes will eat anything.

Really?

Yeah, I think they're only, somebody told me that they're only afraid of humans for some reason, which I'd be afraid of them. So do you stand at your door?

No, I stand outside. So I have like a sliding glass door in my kitchen that goes out into my backyard. And my backyard is fenced in, except the fence that faces my front yard is really, really low to the ground. Like it's just high enough that the dogs can't jump over it. But I feel like a coyote kid. So when I let the dogs out, especially in the morning before I come into the station and it's still dark outside, I stand there and I watch where Tark is going to make sure that first I check. I really do do this too. Wes saw me do it this morning. I go outside. I check. Make sure there's nothing in the backyard yet. And then I let the dogs in and I just stand there and watch them. Huh. Interesting. I don't care about the other two. I care about Charlie. No, it terrifies me.

coyotes it terrifies me that my brother does this with his our dog as well and it i heard a coyote one night growl and i was like get that dog in the house and i know that this is a what does a coyote growl sound like i don't know but it was you said you heard a coyote growl i know i hear bats clapping too and i couldn't tell you what that sounds like come on let me hear let me hear grow it sounded i think like a dog because at first we thought it was a dog it was like a I don't know. I just from, I don't know. Don't we have sound effects on our phone?

No, I don't. I can't find one. What is it?

I'm hungry.

I'm going to eat this puppy because I'm hungry. That's Mojo trying to read a liner.

And then a couple F-bombs right afterwards. It's funny, you know, the neighborhood that I live in also has got coyote stuff where people will post it. They actually have posted ring pictures of these coyotes.

That's what people are doing.

And you see them. And you know what they look like? They look like ugly dogs.

Yes. Yeah. You guys, you should see me when I go outside in the morning. Like I'm making my coffee in the Keurig. I peek out. I imagine seeing just eyes. Glowing eyes. I'm terrified to go out there.

Hold on a second. on the phone with us is Mojo in the Morning super fan and friend of the show. Jason Raznick is on with us right now. And he is a coyote expert from what I understand. Is that true, Raz?

Yeah, not only do I like going to sports games, but I'm a coyote expert. My wife has been freaking out about these coyotes for a long time. So there's several things you need to do, Shannon. First, you need to start peeing in your backyard. You know, like some men like to pee outside. Coyotes hate the smell of pee. So if you're coming by my house, you just may see me peeing all around the backyard. They hate the smell of pee. They leave it.

You go outside and start peeing in your yard? Your neighbors don't get upset about that?

I was doing it religiously for a while. And I went to Reddit, read the whole thing, how to do it. I also know how to kill the coyotes, too. Could get too graphic for the show. But, yes, Shannon and Wes need to start peeing wherever the coyotes taste is. How do you kill them?

Oh, my God, please, no.

kill the the coyotes so you you put food uh moji put food that they would want like like a food that they would want like raw meat that you leave it out there and there's a way you do it with like a hook i'm not saying do it we didn't do it but you can they don't eat that and then they they're very dangerous we have a three we have like a five pound dog and my wife goes outside guys no i'm not kidding with a foghorn with a whistle a flashlight like she goes out like she's like going into war i think she thinks she's entering that's crazy and i'm not joking and she goes crazy on us that we don't go out with her or watch her because she thinks she's going to be attacked so that's nuts but but but standing you got to start peeing in the backyard send smith out there because

smith loves that you guys smith gets off or gets out of the car from school he does not get off he gets out of the car and immediately is like i'm gonna pee before he comes inside so now i'm I was going to say, go in the backyard and do it.

Yeah, do it. Thanks, Raz. We appreciate it. What's up, Shelly? I'm sorry. Let me grab Shelly. And then you ask that. Hold that question. Think about it. Write it down. What's up, Shelly?

Hey, good morning, everybody. How's it going? Good morning. Good. What's going on? I got to pee all of a sudden. You got to pee? I do, too, actually.

Are you chewing and eating while you're talking to us? What are you doing?

No, I'm sorry. Well, I actually did have a piece of gum in my mouth. I'm sorry. Okay. So I talked to Lydia. So I was going to tell you about, in a very unfortunate situation, a great friend of mine had three beautiful German shepherds, always left them in the yard while they were at work, and they had some coyote problems, came home one day, and the coyotes had gotten all three of their shepherds.

No, you are kidding me.

Yes. So those are big dogs.

It is bigger dogs, too.

Yes. They're very mangy, and they're dirty, and they roll in packs, so they will get what they want. So please be careful with your dogs, Shannon. It's so scary.

Oh, man. Yeah, you got to be careful. By the way, will they eat humans that are peeing out in the yard? Because I would be worried that all of a sudden one would come up on me. What's going on? That's just not what a coyote sounds like. Wait, Megan, what is it? Actually, wouldn't it be funny if the coyote was like, how do you do? What's up, Courtney?

I'm just here for a little snack, sir.

What's going on?

We were out by a lot of coyotes, and we had a rabid coyote, and it was foaming at the mouth in our neighborhood, and we had to call the police, and they came and actually shot it for us.

Oh, my God. There you go? Really? Get a guess, Sammy? Yeah. You witnessed that?

Well, it was rabid, and it was having seizures, and all of my neighbors were, like, texting, and we didn't know what to do. And we have two small dogs, and our dogs get out all the time because we have kids, and it's just like we have too many heartbeats to take care of. and they get out when it's dark and then sometimes we don't even realize it until like our dog is

barking on the back that to like come back inside wow that that scares me you know like when you you know coyote in general but then when you see that they're foaming at the mouth you're wondering the hell man this thing's gonna really attack me i think it's funny how people leave their doors open in the front of their house a lot why would an animal not just we have wild deer that run around people like leave their doors wide open a lot of times and just like in winter time especially because there's no insects and bugs and stuff you mean for the dogs to go back no

they just like get air in their house yeah after they shot it they just put it over a hill at my sister's house and they just left it and they said they won't like take care of it and so my husband and my brother-in-law had to actually put it in a bag and we lived like it's a new neighborhood so there's construction and they had to put it in a bag and they put it in one of the dumpsters It's because the cop just left it because they didn't know what to do with it.

That's wild that that would happen, that they wouldn't call, like, animal control to come and get it. Jenna actually witnessed probably one of the worst things ever. What did you witness?

Well, my neighbor, I live in a condo complex.

Yeah.

And it's around, like, a woods. And my neighbor has, well, had a small, like, pomegranate.

Like a white crusty knife.

Pomeranian. Yeah, a small Pomeranian. And the neighbor on the other side of me has a huge Rottweiler. Well, the dog was outside and the coyote actually tried to grab this Pomeranian, but it was on a chain. So it couldn't take it away. And this Rottweiler from my neighbor's house come shooting out, chase the coyote probably six blocks. Coyote took off, and I actually have a video of it. Oh! Not that you want to see. No, no, no. So what we're saying is the meal protected the appetizer. Yes.

I kind of want to see it. I kind of do. I like this kind of stuff.

Well, the Rottweiler got the best of the coyote.

Wow.

There you go. That's good.

Cujo. I like it. Fighting back, fighting for its own space.

The Rottweiler took care of that coyote, let me tell you. I'm just glad there wasn't a pack of them because that would have been.

That's a coyote charcuterie board right there. That's a nibble on that thing. I like it. You know what? I like when the animals attack and the bad animal gets it. For some reason, I picture, you know, you're talking about what a coyote sounds like. I picture Scar from the Lion King.

That's my dog.

That's what I figured.

Give me a pro patch for a snack. A white crusty dog. Now that's an appropriate one. I love white crusty dogs. Oh, this is a word. Hey. Do not. WKQI Detroit. WSX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning. Oh, Mojo, he's amazing. Live.

mojo on the morning show phone number eight four four mojo live the text lines nine five five zero zero uh i got a uh quick little is it okay to do it thing do we know this guy that's uh one of our sales guys here this guy jake that's outside the door can you pull him in here real quick uh oh god i love jake yeah he's right out there i like this kid i so jake is jake's one of our sales guys he's a really good salesperson yeah but he's one of our younger sales guys jake come on in buddy jake have you ever been in the studio here and been on the air have you been on the air before come on in man pull up a chair here turn that thing around turn that turn that thing or that frown upside down right there that microphone all right jake how old are you if you Don't mind me asking. All right. Right in the microphone there. 23 years old. And how long have you been here at the iHeartRadio company?

I started in August.

Okay. And where did you go to school? Colgate in upstate New York. Wow. Okay. So you actually went to school for something like this? What did you major in? No, I majored in psychology and classics. And I understand that there's a little like family history, right, to the business, so to speak advertising and things like that right or what's your mom do what does she do no my mom's at sam bernstein law firm oh she is okay oh wow that's cool all right well shout out to her is she's uh uh does she know uh the coach does this coach ever come in there and just like i love the way he says bernstein by the way you ever notice that bernstein yeah dan campbell is sam bernstein law firm um question for you i have to ask you this are you a single guy i am not no oh crap i wanted to know if you were single how long you've been dating the girl that you've been dating coming up on four years oh this is a real thing do you see this as a future or no i do yeah okay so it's casual what is what what is what does she do what is her uh her occupation she is in med tech sales okay all right i was gonna then it doesn't work for you anyway i was gonna ask the question is it okay because i i talked to him the other day i talked to you for a couple minutes and we were having a conversation, I look at you and I go, this guy's a nice guy. Like he's very, first off, no offense, we got great salespeople here. But some of them, I never see them anymore.

Yeah.

They never come into work. You're coming in. Jake is always here.

Yes.

And I don't know if you got any, you know, good accounts or anything like that.

Yes, he has Goldman and Associates.

Does he?

That's why I work with Jake. Okay. Yes, if you need a divorce attorney, choosegoldman.com. Well, let me just, you're welcome, Jake.

Let me, here, I'll do the ding on that whole thing too.

There you go, Jake.

Tell them they just got some added value. I was talking to Jake the other day, and I'm watching him work his stuff there, and I was like, this is like old-school advertising account executive stuff, like stuff I haven't seen around here in a long time. And I was kind of excited about it, and then I thought about it. I got a buddy of mine that not that long ago, a year and a half ago or so, he ended up breaking up with his girlfriend, and everyone in our friend group thinks he was crazy when he did it. he broke up with this girl and she was awesome we thought that she was actually one of the coolest girls around and we kind of miss her in our circles and the joke is that I got so upset when the breakup happened that I wanted to find her somebody that would still be in my circles so she didn't go away yeah and I was going to ask this question would it be bad and Jake you're obviously out of the picture because you're with Lauren right yep it's Lauren hot you got a picture of her can i see what she looks like yeah i'll show you a picture lauren i'd love to see what lauren looks like um the the joke was i gotta find her somebody that i know so she can still stay exactly so i can say and then so wouldn't it be cool if i work with the guy that's now dating my friend's ex can you do that like can i can i set up somebody

No, because then they're going to be around. You're still hanging out. You're friends with the guy, too, right?

Yeah, but not as much as I really don't care that much. Lauren, my mom, and I. Oh, my God. Your mom's even hot. Look at this. Hey. Yeah, you messed up. Lauren and your mom look like their sister. Actually, this is kind of a little creepy. Pass it around. But Lauren and your mom look more like daughter and mom than you look like your mom's child. Look at that.

You messed up. You never hand us in a mock phone. Isn't that crazy? Oh, yeah. Oh, my gosh. They do. I've seen her at a Christmas game on Sunday.

Oh, you did? Yeah, she's smoking hot. Beautiful girl. Your mom's a very attractive lady there, too. Okay, can you do this? Is it possible? Is your mom single? No. Do you have a good relationship with your dad? Oh, my God. All right. Question, can you do this? No. By the way, go back to you for a second. My mind's all over the place. if you really want to get Goldman and Associates to spend money, get your mom and dad to get divorced and have them actually use them as an attorney. Take one for the team. Take one for the team. Exactly. Can you set your friend's ex up with somebody? Or are they off limits? Off limits. Like, for instance, I love Sherelle, Kevin's ex. I knew we were going here. Can I? No. If I know somebody that's a good guy?

I think, um... Do you have to ask? I wouldn't, I definitely, I think the relationship that you and I have, you should definitely ask, but I don't want to be the person that's standing in the way of love, but I do agree with Megan. My first and my initial thought is if you value that friendship and you just stay out of it.

Yeah.

I had a friend I wanted to set up my ex-husband with.

Really? Yes. You were going to, seriously? Yes. What in the world? Yeah, I did. Is it a friend that you liked or don't?

I love her to pieces. Yeah.

I guess if you know those people, you'll know they'll say it. Yeah. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Would I be an a-hole if I did that? If I set a friend up with, or set somebody up with one of my friend's exes? No. Is that it? See, Megan says no.

I'm so adamant. You're just going to cause drama and problems. You're inviting and fighting into your life.

But you're saying I am an a-hole if I did it. So you're saying yes. Sorry, sorry. Yes. All right.

i say it depends on why they broke up but i don't think it would be that big and if the listen if

the person's moved on and mentioned somebody else what do you care that's the key right like if like if kev ends up you know in in his case if he ends up like with some other girl and he's happy as hell why not i wouldn't yeah then you wouldn't bother someone for sure actually at that point it's like you want everybody to move on and be and be happy with this whole thing um a couple of texters here want to know they want to know what jake looks like it's funny anytime we've ever had this jake no offense but anytime we've ever had it because we haven't had a lot of good looking guys that work here at the station oh my god i you know actually that wouldn't be offensive to you that'd be offensive to the other guys that work here at the station but the other guys here stations anytime we ever have had a good looking guy that's worked here at the station the listeners want to know about it because it's very rare that the girls will say something like hey we got this new good looking guy that's here where we as guys always dote over the the female sales i feel like they hire a lot of hot women they do they don't hire i don't know what the story is maybe there's not a lot of guys that want to be in sales or something i don't know what the story is remember we had that one guy that looked like travis he looked so much like travis kelsey it

was yeah oh yeah secret girlfriend guy yeah yeah lydia came on the blue

i was like that's mine that's mine he's like no it's not lydia lydia could you see yourself dating a person in sales because i i think that sales and programming should never mix no they're all liars hold on jake's shaking his head like what the hell defend yourself defend the sales team i think you just met bad one time are you talking about hassan pass money he just walked into the manager's office uh-oh he might be in trouble right now because of that um uh 844 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. Can we do this? Can I get five people to call here right now? I just want five people before anywhere just to tell me if I should do it or not. Should I do it? Should I try to set my friend's ex-girlfriend up on a date? I want to know.

Did you say why? Did I miss why they, like, was it a bad thing?

He moved on. He broke her heart. He moved on and wanted to be in a different relationship, and he ended up moving on. he moved i think he had somebody that's that's you know or because he ended up dating well fairly quick right afterwards but it completely like messed everybody's heads up so everybody was kind of acting all kind of weird about the whole deal uh afterwards what's up taylor how you doing it's mojo in the morning what's

going on good how are you mojo i'm okay what are your thoughts on this um i you never know the consequences so um i ended up hooking up my ex with a friend of mine and she ended up giving him uh i guess i don't know i don't want to be bleeped or she gave him herpes she did wait that

I wouldn't bleep you. But that, wait, hold on a second. So you set your ex up with a friend?

Yeah. And we're good friends. I've been very good friends. I didn't mean to do that to them. Just things didn't work out between us. If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure she has the herb.

That, by the way, that would be such a great revenge thing to do to somebody. But that's awful that you did that. He probably thought you did it on purpose.

It's awful because he's a nurse, and, you know, it just ruined his life completely. It is completely awful, and I feel horrible.

Actually, can we get her number? What's going on? Mario, what's happening? Hey. Hi. Your thoughts on this one? Do it or don't do it? Do it. Do it. So you have no problem with this. No, do it.

It'll be funnier. Funnier.

You know what would be funny is all of us getting together and then him not knowing that I set them up, the new, you know, guy friend and stuff, and they all meet and they're like, well, so how did you guys meet? And they look right at me. That would not be a good situation.

It'll make better radio.

See that? Mario, you're thinking. You got him. Want a job in our sales department? Oh, my God. We need more guys that work here. What's up, Aaron? How you doing?

Good morning, everybody. Good morning. Good morning.

Aaron, your thoughts on this. What do you think?

Mojo, you should do it, even though your friends want your wife, but totally do it.

What do you mean? So you're all, you know what? You're probably right. You think all the guys, what do you think? Do you think if Chelsea and I got divorced, my friends would start setting her up with people?

Oh, no, they would take over. Oh, Jesus.

Kevin talks to my wife, I realized yesterday when he and I went to eat for lunch, more than I talked to, to Chelsea. like i'm like chelsea calls me and she and i'm like hey what's going on she goes nothing how's your lunch with kevin i go how do you know about my lunch with kevin she goes oh i talked to him earlier i'm like how the hell do you know that stuff what's going on we're texting out actually asking her what's for dinner what's up ron hi ron hey how are you good what's going on hey what's

going on guys hey so i'm going to compare it to like buying a used car from one of your friends or one of your buddies.

Yeah.

So you don't want all the problems that go along.

You know what? That's actually a good one. Does it come with a warranty? Can we get that? That's actually a great analogy, though. You know what I mean? Like, you might lose friends if it doesn't go well. And maybe you don't know somebody's crazy.

If you buy it and everything goes fine, then you're the best guy in the world.

Yeah.

Exactly. But if you don't, then you might be the worst.

Risk or reward. But that's setting anybody up, regardless of whether it's a friend or an ex or whatever, you know? Yeah.

Well, one thing for sure, we do know who a good person is to advertise with. Jake, plug yourself right now. Tell everybody your email or whatever, your social media. If somebody wants to advertise, how do they get in touch with you, Jake? Jake Sposita, J-A-K-E-S-P-O-S-I-T-A. All right. Get a hold of Jake.

He can spell. I'm predicting.

I'm going to predict something right now. You're going to be in the CEO club within the next year or two. You know what the CEO club is here? Mm-hmm. Bob Pittman's big list of the people that are the best salespeople. This guy is going to be huge. You got a contract? I hope you don't have a contract. We can start seeing if there's any other people that want to hire this guy away. We need him. No, we need him. We got to get this guy some business. I want this guy working your ads. So if you ever thought about advertising with us, Jake. Jake Spazito.

Jake, is there any gossip we don't know about?

Jake, what is it?

Spazita.

Spazita. Yeah. Lord, just say your own name. Is there any what, Megan?

Gossip we don't know about that we should know about. What's going on in the sales team? Come on.

Oh, oh. I don't know much about it. Who smashed you?

Come on. They're never here. I sit right next to you guys. Yeah.

Who's the least favorite salesperson here? Who's the one that drives you crazy?

Yeah.

I don't know.

Smart man.

He's smart.

God bless you.

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in Detroit, so we'll have that for you coming up here in just a little bit. It's Mojo in the morning. Megan said something kind of strange where she said that you would like to become a witch.

You want to be a witch? Yeah, for one purpose and one purpose only, I would like to perform hexes and only hexes on my enemies.

Oh. Are we on board? And who are your enemies?

Well, I have a long list. Have you ever seen the movie Billy Madison?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay.

When Steve Buscemi has red lipstick and he crosses the name off of the list when he apologizes, That's like me. I got a list hanging up. And I just I got people that I'm going to get one of these days. And I got to tell you, there's this dude who is and I assume it's a man because it says man behavior. He drives around downtown Detroit and he is a monster, a menace. he blares his music all night long and it's so loud that it actually like shakes the windows in my apartment and i wish him nothing but red lights and flat tires and overheating thermostats like that's all i wish upon him and um i just there's so many people that i just would like to give the most inconvenient life to isn't it kind of interesting wouldn't that be cool if you

could do something like that like if you could uh you know just uh randomly cast a spell on somebody like if you see a guy that cut you off in traffic you can like make him you know hurt

in his privates or something and i i respect detroit police officers because y'all be smoking hot in these streets but i would like to know why there's 8 000 of you downtown at all times but you're not doing anything let me clarify other people i want to hang oh boy i i got a list i I told you I got a lease.

By the way, be careful with that because just when you need one, whenever you bring up something like that and then next thing you know, there's a cop, you know, that pulls you over.

I heard you this morning. I already got a court date. What are you going to do? Yeah. So there's this road that goes to my parking garage. It's one way. It's three lanes. It's no standing, no parking, no nothing. And every day on my way home, we have to go from three lanes down to one because there are cars parked on both sides of the road. Not one or two cars. six or eight cars and one of them the other day was a cop car and no cop inside of it and i was like so all of us now are sitting at four red lights because we can't get through this intersection because y'all be parked where you're not supposed to be parked i'm gonna lose it

okay who would you want to put a spell on everybody go around the room and then if If listeners want to participate in this, they can too. If you could put a spell on anyone right now and you could be a witch for a day, who would you put a spell on? Who would be that person that you would put a spell on? Oh, God. I'm trying to think of who I would put a spell on.

I plead the fifth.

Really? By the way, whatever spell you put on cannot cause you to have to hire an attorney after the show's open.

To the Wendy's just outside of downtown Toledo, over the Cherry Street Bridge by International Park. Why is your turn so sharp to get to the drive-thru window that I literally have to do a four-point turn to get my food? Whoever designed that, I hope you have the worst life.

That, by the way, is anybody who's ever designed a Trader Joe's parking lot. They all suck. I don't get it. Except for the one in Northville.

It's the Trader Joe's people. They probably move into parking or to businesses that have bad deals.

The one in Rio looks the worst. I'll say that then. It's a Kroger in Grosse Pointe, and you have to pay to park your car. What? I've never done it, but you have to pay to park your car in their parking lot. Yes.

Oh, my gosh.

So I'm putting a hex on whoever decided that.

All right. All right. Okay, I got one. Oh, you got one? Go ahead. Oh, do you have one? I do too, yes. I was going to put it on Christos in the fact that he doesn't have heat in our bathroom. I will never give this. This guy's going to have to redo this building or he's going to have me talking every morning about how. I tried to go to the bathroom this morning and I had to go number two. I'm holding it right now until I go home because that bathroom still is so damn cold. How is it that they expect us to have a bathroom that freezes our asses off? I literally don't want frostbite on my butt cheeks.

But it makes me pee faster.

Go ahead, Shannon. What was yours?

We had Megan said go ahead, Shannon.

Mine is the guy at the car wash that terrifies me that something's going to happen to my car and just screams, Neutral! Or I just want to put a hex on him to just calm down. He gives you anxiety the rest of the day. It really does. It gets my blood pressure really going.

I'd rather have a dirty car.

Oh, if you don't return your carts to the cart corral in any parking lot. Don't know why that's an issue. but like literally everywhere I go other than Costco why is that these

only store you guys put your carts back at the funny thing is you don't you hate it when you

find a really good parking spot and it's got the cart in there and you're like crap yeah and either you got to get out of the car and move it or you gotta you know just go around the park somewhere else yeah uh mary hi who would you like to put a spell on today hi how are you good mary what's

going on great so i would put a spell on the two fathers of my daughters i have three um and i wish

they would just kind of dissipate disappear what would you like the spell to do to them just make you said make them disappear don't you want to like hurt them somehow i mean definitely but i don't want to you don't want them disappearing because the problem is they disappear they won't

pay you any child support oh i don't care about any of that okay well then let's make them disappear

go ahead megan megan's already got this she can do it uh what's up tommy how you doing who are

you putting a spell on tommy uh those orange construction cones oh yeah that's a good one

oh yeah i drive 696 every morning every night yeah it's the worst and so what are you doing now that they completely shut that thing down for two years i don't want to give away my route but

I definitely take eight miles.

Wait a second. Oh, okay.

Can I tell you, that is such a thing. I overheard a conversation yesterday of people talking about what their route is around 696, and they were talking like it was this big secret that they didn't want other people's minds out about.

Shelly, hi. Who are we putting a spell on, Shelly?