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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show it's good to have you guys listening by the way if you out drive and be careful because it's a little slick in spots especially here uh in front of our radio studios in farmington hills michigan where i literally almost slid right past the uh radio studios today it's crazy i should have known that uh in front of the speedway when i did like a fishtail there for a second and i thought i was doing like one of those uh cop shows that you see on tv all the time thought i was like having like a high speed chase it was kind of cool how my back end just kind of turned and then i pull in front of the radio station going like less than 20 miles an hour and i try to turn and it's like i ain't turning i just keep on driving um good morning good morning good morning uh got a good show for you today it's tuesday we've got phone scams, senseless surveys break up or make up this morning is back six on sex that is very very funny he couldn't get his mom on the phone when we were going to try to do six on sex so he called his youper grandma she was priceless as we checked in with her up in the UP of

of the beautiful state of Michigan and she had to listen to her grandson talk about his sex life. Ooh boy. So I hear that coming up later today. Adam Sandler tickets. He's going to be at little Caesars arena in April. I still haven't figured out if Adam Sandler is coming to do standup comedy, coming to sing, coming to just sit there and chat. You never know sometimes with him. It's all the above.

You will like what I've seen in other cities that he's already done. He's done a couple other tour dates already And he kind of comes out He talks He does jokes He brings his guitar out Does some songs And he brings some surprise guests He brings some friends

See, I tend to like that Only if the surprise guests are people that I'm interested in You know what I mean? Like whenever they do this Like a comedian does that I hate when they bring out their surprise guests being I don't know Rob Schneider, okay? And no offense to Rob Schneider I just threw that out there as one of the names of people That he always hangs out with And then Rob Schneider ends up doing his stand-up And I just got done paying a whole bunch of money For Adam Sandler to do stand-up Only to hear Rob Schneider do stand-up You know what I mean? So I hope it's good We're giving away tickets So it's got to be good It will be the only concert or event you go to That you could wear sweatpants and feel very comfortable in That's right You'll never be too underdressed When Adam Sandler's on stage dressed I love it

Right. The surprise guest in Cincinnati last month was Chris Rock.

Oh, that's amazing. Well, he does have a lot of friends. David Spade. I watched David Spade on Tiger Woods' reality show. And there was that he was actually very, very funny. It was wild. He's one of those guys that I've always liked, David Spade. But he was funny watching him golf. He was actually a pretty good golfer. I was shocked, but he was also golfing with Tiger Woods, and Tiger was telling him how to hit the ball, so it was kind of cool. But it was funny to see those two guys together. It was just unusual. All right, so I've got that, Taylor Swift tickets. We're giving you more chances to go and hang out with us at Irish on Ionia, which, by the way, there are tickets for that available on their website, the Irish on Ionia slash 2023 website. You can buy those tickets there. Just Google Irish on Ionia. It's the biggest St. Patrick's Day celebration in West Michigan, so make sure that you're listening later today mojo in the morning show can i complain can i

start with a complaint i hate to start the whole show with a complaint but my complaint is about complainers i complain about complainers i just you know i get in this morning i open my laptop i log on to facebook to send my mom a little message and first thing i see i have one family member i'm about to block because she just constantly posts the most inane who cares stuff on her facebook and i know we all have these people in our lives but last night she did a long facebook post complaining that someone sat in her reserved movie theater seat and she wrote a whole angry post and about like i bought this ticket in advance and when we got there there was somebody in our seat and i had to sit somewhere else even though i and i'm like what do you want us to do about it like did you talk to the person at the movie theater did you talk to that person in your seat or maybe go to the manager or something no she just bitched about it on facebook and i'm like just needed an outlet to vent but like this is all she does if you go scroll down i'm like thousands of people in metro detroit remain without power from all these storms but let's worry about your movie theater assigned seat last weekend she posted a pic of a head like a half-eaten caesar salad with the caption said something to something along the lines of avoid this restaurant the salads are half the size they used to be i'm like why do people love to complain on facebook so much instead of complaining to the person that could do something about it right to improve your situation you just want to make all of us miserable in our scrolling you know what i think it is is i

I think they want people to join in and say, oh, I agree. I went to that place, too, and I was outraged that my salad, you know, was smaller than it used to be. They want, like, misery loves company sort of attitude.

I'll be honest with you. There's other people on Facebook that annoy me that are maybe even worse than those people. I'm starting to get annoyed by prayer warriors. Hello, prayer warriors. Need some prayers today.

I love a good prayer warrior. Oh, come on. The prayer warrior. They never tell you why they need prayers.

If there's vagueness, no. But if somebody is really asking for prayers, I'll pray for you.

Hello, prayer warriors. Just need your help today for something I can't get into. Oh, see, that drives me naughty. I don't know what I'm praying for. I need to know what I'm praying for if I'm going to pray for something that I'm praying for, right?

I get you there. We're not so desperate for attention.

Yeah. The prayer warrior people are not really wanting prayer. They want exactly what this person's.

Spike wanted that it had somebody sit in their seat. They just want, again, somebody to just, yeah, somebody just to say, I'm here, whatever. You know, and if that's the case, honestly, why not pick up the phone and just call these people? You know what I mean? If you put what I have to pray over and I don't want to pray over it, can I comment and go no? Or how about, Mike, you say, I have enough prayers going on right now. I'm all out of prayer today. How about tomorrow?

Speaking of that, Mike, I think it's so funny when people ask for recommendations, which is fine, but when people comment and say, no, I don't know. Like, if I said, does anybody have a recommendation for a good company to, you know, mow my grass in the summer? And someone comments, no, I don't. I love it. I love that. Why did you comment that?

Shannon, I love those people. I love them for that.

You know what? Okay.

Honestly, I think that is the greatest. Because you know what? When they just say no, it's like almost basically saying, go after yourself. You don't have to say that.

My neighborhood Facebook page is full of those people. And it's so funny.

The one that kills me is when I ask for recommendations and people are like, you could just Google that. I'm like, oh, thank you, Karen, for teaching me how the internet works. I know that. I'm looking for first-hand accounts of companies people enjoy.

Aren't there sites called Yelp for things like that?

I mean, there are, but usually I'm looking for my neighbors to recommend somebody because I know they wouldn't steer me wrong. Plus, let's be honest, how many companies are like, we'll give you a deal if you write us a good Yelp review?

Yeah. Right.

I don't trust those.

Same. Got to be honest with you. I don't trust my Facebook followers or friends or whoever those people are. What's going on, Donnie?

Hey, good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Happy. Hi, Donnie. Hi. I just texted in You don't have to block your cousin You could just silence their post Because then they can't complain about somebody blocking them

Right

I do that to a couple people

Who's the most annoying Facebooker?

Oh gosh For me specifically It's one of my husband's friends

And why is that? What do they do?

She's just a complainer Small town people They don't have anything to do but complain about stupid stuff

Is there a specific type of a complaint, though? Is there something that's more broader, like the, you know, person that, you know, that complains about the person in their seat or, you know, the prayer warriors?

I think the worst complainer is the Misery Loves Company because it's like, who wants negativity? But it is Facebook, so I don't know.

I know. Thank God for Instagram for not having that. Although Instagram is starting to get that way, though. I'm starting to see that with comments. I think that Instagram, we should turn off comments on Instagram, too.

Right? Save it while we still can.

Yeah. Thank you for the call.

Have a good morning.

Take care, Donnie. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. Text 95500. What's up, Kevin? How you doing?

Good morning, guys. Happy Tuesday.

How are you? Happy. I didn't realize Tuesdays needed to be happy, but go ahead.

The last two callers are happy Tuesdays. Well, it's happy because you have tacos, right? Yes, talk to you on Tuesday

Alright, what's going on, who's the person

The most annoying people Are those people that try to Prove their theory on, you know, flat earth And conspiracy theorists and all this Politics stuff, it's like everyone's entitled Their opinion, but like, not everyone Needs to broadcast it in a way that everyone Does on Facebook, it is more Annoying than anything

Well, if that's their whole life, right, if they're posting that Every day and they're posting a million articles And you're just like, how are your kids? Have you checked on them lately? Are they doing well?

Yeah, that's the crazy part. That's the crazy part. It's like, man, you are so wrapped up in this. I mean, like, I'm, you know, I agree. Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, but, man, come on. You don't need to post every five minutes about it.

Yeah. Thank you for the call. Those are your people.

I'm like, yes, send me another link to a 45-minute YouTube video. I'm wide here for sweat, please.

You're going to do a deep dive.

I got time to kill.

I realize that Facebook's only purpose in my life is to remind me that people have birthdays. Like, that's the only thing. And thank God for it. I feel horrible as I'm going to bed at 930 when I notice that every one of my friends have wished somebody a happy birthday that I saw five times during that day. And I didn't realize it was their birthday. Gigi, what's going on?

Hi there. Good morning. Good morning. I just wanted to call and comment about the people who post for going off of her recommendation thing about the people who ask for who's hiring. I think that you should just go to Indeed or look online.

Oh, are there people that go on Facebook?

and say who's hiring indeed doesn't work yes i don't mind that i don't mind that either because i feel like someone might know if their company is you know getting ready to post something or

interesting yeah like that yeah i don't know you know it's funny i uh i was out yesterday for uh for lunch with rachel from kroger and we were having a conversation and she told me like the last four hires that she had were basically off of recommendations from personal friends

it's like she said that uh yeah yeah we get jobs nowadays everybody's putting in digital resumes there's 10 000 going in and a computer choosing resumes the only way is for you to get recommended by somebody who already works there nowadays what's up ace what's up what's up good morning

good morning what's going on my sister is the absolute worst at facebook like post all her dirty laundry like whenever her and her boyfriend get into it she's running a facebook posting And then I tell her all the time, somebody should report you, bro. You should not have a Facebook.

And then they get back together the next day, right? And you guys all had to sit there and read all that.

So wait, what's your sister's name?

Megan will read them.

Giovanni, what's up?

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. We're cracking on Facebook this morning.

Oh, yeah. I got a buddy that he's a single person, a single complainer. Those are the worst.

What does he do? What do you mean, single complainer?

Like, single complainer. He'll go on Facebook and complain that he's single, like Valentine's Day and all that. He'll post, like, single, ready to mingle. He's a big barbecuer, so he's like, you wish that your man can cook like me. It's hilarious. Does it ever get him girls at all? No, no, not at all. That's the funniest part.

Oh, well.

Like, he knows how to cook. That's the good thing. but uh those single complainers man on facebook it's annoying i had to block them too that's

funny i like the guys the guys and girls that will post the uh their barbecuing period like or or they're cooking and stuff like that um yeah and it's and i i talked to uh to a buddy who's you know uh shane in uh chicago he works uh on for odyssey in their sports station and his thing is shane's meats and i said what is the deal about it and he goes i like to document it Like he, that's his thing. He likes to, and honestly, my problem with it is I always end up checking it out and it just makes me hungry after I just ate. You know what I mean? So I'm like even hungrier. Like it's the worst diet plan ever to go on social media and see all the great food that he's cooking. All right. It's Mojo on the morning show.

It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. Let's go. Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

All right. Here we go. We got a chance for you to win some tickets, Pistons tickets, Pistons 313 day celebration. Plus a $50 gift card to the melting pot. What year was this? It was the year that Justin Bieber had his pet monkey taken away from him.

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Pet monkey?

He had a pet. Some people have pets. Some have dogs. Justin Bieber had a monkey and it has emerged from quarantine in Germany three months after Bieber brought the monkey to the country.

Jennifer Lopez. I'm sorry. Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lawrence won for the Best Picture, Best Actress, and the Golden Globes for Silver Linings Playbook.

Because you feel bad that I fell, and that's really embarrassing, but thank you.

And she notoriously tripped when she went up to the stage. And Drake had the big song. What year did those things happen?

You talk a big game in the car. Now prove how smart you are. Tell us the year this stuff happened. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548.

Remember when Justin Bieber had weird things like pet monkeys and he got them taken away in Germany in this year?

Not making this one up. The pop star's former pet monkey has emerged.

Pet monkey?

He had a pet. Some people have cats. Some have dogs. Justin Bieber had a monkey and has emerged from quarantine in Germany three months after Bieber brought the monkey to the country.

It was a good year for Jennifer Lawrence. It was a bad night, though, walking up on the stage. She won Golden Globe. She won an Oscar for Best Actress for her role in Silver Linings Playbook, but notoriously tripped walking up to accept her award.

You guys are just standing up because you feel bad that I fell, and that's really embarrassing, but thank you. This is nuts.

The Oscars are this weekend, and Drake started from the bottom was the big song. What year was it, Kevin?

It was 2013.

It was. Congratulations. Winner, winner.

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It was the monkey. That thing was all over every news station, Facebook, everything.

That was when Justin Bieber was going through.

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Well, I guess all of those rumors were true. Avril Lavigne and Tyga are absolutely an item. They were seeing some mooching in front of cameras during a Paris Fashion Week event yesterday, looking very much like a couple at the party. They were holding hands. So did she cheat on her boyfriend? I don't know the timeline here. So remember, they sparked dating rumors earlier this year. They've been hanging out a lot, both in L.A. and in Paris. Interestingly enough, the same city where her ex-Mod Son proposed to her last year. Now, Avril officially called off her engagement to Mod Son last month, but she was seen with Tyga before that. And remember, Maud's son said he didn't even know that he wasn't engaged anymore until he saw pictures of Avril with Tyga on the internet. So I'm waiting for Internet Sleuth to do the timeline.

What's the age difference between Avril and Tyga?

I don't know. Let's look at that. No, I think he's older. She's 38.

Tyga's got to be younger than that. And Tyga's 33.

Yeah, but when he dated Kylie, she was very young. Remember, it was, like, weird how young she was compared to him. Yeah, I think she's 10 years younger than him. Yeah.

Adidas could be forced to burn as much as $500 million worth of Yeezys after cutting ties with Kanye West last year over all of his anti-Semitic remarks.

Why would they be forced to?

So, here's the thing. If Adidas is unable to find buyers for the sneakers, they're literally going to burn the remaining inventory. This is a thing. I told you when I worked at a very famous leather goods store, if we got anything returned, we had to cut it up and put it in a Rubbermaid container. Why not give it to the homeless? Why not donate it, right? I mean, think about how much backlash over just waste, environmental costs this is going to spark. It's going to be bad. Now, some people are telling me that Adidas could rebrand its Yeezy sneakers and attempt to sell them at a discount. But any effort to resell, they would call them zombie Yeezys, that's what they do, but under this new label could backfire on them from a PR perspective because it would still look like they were profiting off of a collaboration with somebody who makes blatant anti-Semitic statements. So I don't know what they're going to do, but it's not uncommon for brands to do that.

I say donate them.

Just burn this stuff instead of donate it.

Imagine if you're walking down streets of cities and you see a homeless guy wearing a pair of Yeezys, brand new pair of Yeezys, like better than the shoes that he's got on right now.

Yesterday, Hoda Kotb was back on the Today Show anchor desk alongside Savannah Guthrie for the first time since February 17th, and she explained where she was. Her younger daughter, Hope Catherine, was very, very ill.

My youngest, Hope, was in the ICU for a few days and in the hospital for a little more than a week. I'm so grateful she's home She is back home I was waiting for that day to come And we are watching her closely Savannah back after a bout with COVID

And Kid Rock has announced Four No Snowflake summer concerts With a different special guest In each city including Chris Jansen Marcus King Travis Tritt and Grand Funk Railroad I know he's going to perform his hometown show Here at LCA on July 14th With Grand Funk Railroad tickets available starting with pre-sales today uh tickets go on sale to the general public on friday for all of today's dirty check out that dirty page on mojo in the morning.com

mojo in the morning's dirt and another phone scam coming up in minutes

all right it is mojo in the morning we are your home of the phone scams Joshua had his wisdom teeth removed Spike has some bad news they pulled the wrong teeth you are an evil sob for this it's a mojo in the

morning phone scam you're home with the phone scam no no hold on let me no no no this is mojo

in the morning you hold on i'm about to disrespect you right now hello hi is this joshua yeah hi joshua this is sebastian from dr

office how you feeling today oh hey i guess i'm all right i mean not too bad a bit of sore but little soreness still yeah yeah i mean nothing you can't really expect and are you able to eat i managed to put down um a banana but other than that's been like protein shakes and stuff like

that just to be safe okay all the soft stuff yeah and no migraines or bleeding or strange side

effects those pain meds are pretty amazing so oh yeah i seem to be okay all right well listen we had a little issue and that's why i'm calling is it the insurance because that does happen a lot

no not with the insurance but with the surgery it's our mistake so we want to schedule an appointment to get you here to take care of it what do you mean well as luck would have it dr successfully extracted the four teeth but they weren't your wisdom teeth he pulled the wrong teeth wait what apparently your teeth were compacted which means they were really close together and sometimes not where they're supposed to be and as he began the extraction he got confused with what he saw and pulled your secondary molars by mistake you took out the wrong teeth

Hold on.

So the actual impacted wisdom teeth are still below the gum line, and he didn't see them. But later, another dentist was looking at the film, and let me just say, this is embarrassing to us. But after this happened, the other doctor started a whole heated discussion. Embarrassing to you, mother... I'm going to put you out of business. Right, I do understand you being upset, and that's why I want to take care of it. But first of all, we wanted to take full ownership and apologize to you. this is the craziest part, that your dentist is not actually an oral surgeon at all.

Okay.

So, like, things just didn't add up. So the girls in the office started doing some research, and it turns out he doesn't have a license on file. So they asked him to leave, and we notified the state immediately so that he doesn't turn up somewhere else at another practice.

So how did he get in your office if he didn't have a license on file?

That's what we're trying to investigate. Yes. That doesn't do too well for my f***ing face, now does it? Okay. I don't want you to get upset because you have stitches. We don't want to pop them. I want the owner on the f***ing phone to...

No, the owner of the practice is Dennis. Dennis who? What's his last name?

It's Dennis the Dentist. You're f***ing kidding. Put him on the phone right now. Is he in the office? Oh, yes. Well, he's here, but I don't want to interrupt him. He's having his breakfast. I don't give a f***. Right. You're going to fix this. For sure. We'll have to put something on the books, but we're pretty busy right now.

I'll be there tomorrow, and you're going to fit me in, aren't you? Okay.

Thank you so much. Right. I'll get you in tomorrow. I just don't know who will be working on you. You want me to take a look at your teeth?

I don't give two shakes of s*** as long as you and your owner is there. You figure it out. That's not my problem. You get it? And I want a real f***ing surgeon, and I want to see his license personally.

Have you had any Jell-O? Oh, that's good, soothing sometimes to have some Jell-O. I'm going to smack the s*** out of you in about five seconds. Joshua, I got to let you in on it before you do have a pop stit. This is Spike from the Mojo on the morning show, and we're just phone scamming you this morning. With your wife's permission, she told us to scam you.

Oh, my God.

I've been, like, ruling all over myself.

We've been texting her all morning because we're like, you sure he feels okay for this? Is he up to the phone scam? Sounds like you were up for it.

I haven't even been taking all the meds. Oh, man.

We will, we will scam you.

Okay, just tuning in.

We interrupt this message to tell you that was funny. It's the home of the world-famous phone scams.

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It's Mojo in the Morning's 5 at 6.55.

5 at 6.55.

All right, time now for the 5 at 6.55.

Trey is our new champion. He won yesterday. Trey, let's get to know you a little bit. Talk to you some more. Trey, tell everybody where you're from.

I'm from Legorian.

And you make interesting things for cars. right you make what's is it stickers or what is it it's um card details okay very nice yeah cassie is your challenger today cassie where are you from grand rapids nice you're gonna come out and join us for irish and ionia you have no excuse i would really like to i've got to have

someone watch my son first but we'll watch him bring him along actually uh who do we have around

here that can can do the watching that we would trust around here he's probably safer in the car that's right bring him with actually can you bring your child with if you i don't know you don't they have backpacks and things like that that we can put them on uh all right we're going to lock you up trey in a soundproof area we're going to begin the contest the five at 655 five pop culture trivia questions whoever gets the most right wins tie always goes to the champion cassie question number one prince harry and megan markle confirmed that they were invited to king Charles coronation that's taken place in May. Which member of the royal family is next in line for the throne? Question number two, Harry Styles posted a photo of himself wearing a One Direction t-shirt to his Instagram story over the weekend and then deleted it, causing fans to freak out. How many guys were in One Direction? Five. Question number three, doctors are saying that This popular celebrity weight loss drug, one that's been talked about in the Dirty and the tabloids a lot lately, could cause serious health complications. True or false, the drug is called Ozempic.

Oh, goodness. I'm going to go true.

Question number four. Tom Sandoval, Raquel Levis, and Ariana Maddox are all embroiled in a big-time cheating drama right now. Now, what Bravo reality show are they on?

I don't watch Bravo. I'm going to have to pass.

Okay, we'll pass on that one. And question number five, Hoda Kotb returned to the anchor desk yesterday after being out for a week, tending to her young daughter who was in the ICU. What morning talk show is Hoda on?

Oh, um. Three seconds. Fox.

Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area.

Did she get number three?

She did get number three, yes.

Well, then Cassie got three out of five.

Three out of five.

Definitely beatable, Trey.

Yeah. You ready, Trey? I'm ready. Question number one. Prince Harry and Meghan Markle confirmed that they were invited to King Charles' coronation that takes place in May. Which member of the royal family is next in line for the throne?

um three seconds

i'm not sure prince william is next in line cassie leads one to nothing question number two harry styles posted a photo of himself wearing a one direction t-shirt to his instagram story over the weekend and then deleted it causing fans to freak out how many guys were in one direction

Five.

Yes.

Two to one.

Question number three. Doctors are saying that this popular celebrity weight loss drug, one that's been talked about in Shannon's Dirty and on tabloids, could cause serious health complications. True or false, the drug is called Ozempic.

True. Correct. Three to two.

Just need one more right to win with a tie or both of these right to win clean. Question number four. Tom Sandoval, Raquel Levis, and Ariana Maddox are all embroiled in some big-time cheating drama right now. What Bravo reality show are they on? Better Cup Rules? Yes. Right.

3-3.

And question number five. Hoda Kotb returned to the anchor desk yesterday after being gone for a week tending to her young daughter who was in the ICU. What morning talk show is Hoda on? That's a day show. You got it. Yeah. That's right. Big win for Trey. Four to three is the final score. Two in a row for you, Trey. Congratulations to you.

Thank you.

Cassie, we got a parting gift for you today.

Awesome. Congratulations, Trey. Thank you. I appreciate it.

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No, it was roads were fine.

Okay, so West Michigan is not bad because in the Detroit area, and I don't know how it is in Toledo, you'll have to call and check us. But in Detroit, it's... It's like pure ice out on the street, so be really, really careful when you're driving. Megan, how was your drive this morning? Was everything okay, or do you remember your drive?

It was too breezy.

Yeah, okay, so not bad. You guys are all lucky. We've been getting all the bad weather here in Detroit. We've done something wrong that God is getting back at us for, but we'll figure that out. We'll let it all try to repent. I don't know. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning.

It's Mojo in the Morning, 5 at 6.55.

mojo in the morning show thank you for listening to the home of the phone scams the war of the roses and the dirty on the third day love love love our listeners we love you so much for always checking in with us uh through phone calls at 844 mojo live that's 844-665-6548 or you can text us at 95500. And we like everybody to text us except for my friend Mark, okay? We're going to keep Mark out of our text chain here. And the reason why we're going to keep Mark out, because Mark is now banned from text. And I'm going to explain why he's banned from our text, but I'm going to ban him from ever texting us here, even at the radio station. And the reason why, Mark has an Android. And every Every time that we group text, and there's about, I don't know, it's myself, my wife, our friends, Brittany and John, and then Mark and Jody, and they were in the text. And every time that we text, because he's the lone Android user, the text responses come up in that horrible green. And whenever you try to send videos, the videos look like little dots, and you can't see the videos.

They're the size of your pinky finger.

Can somebody please explain something to me? Why do people have Android? Thank you. I mean, come on. Just explain this to me. Every time I ask them, they say the pixels, the cameras.

That's the only reason they have them.

Which they are amazing. No, I don't care. But it's so annoying. Ashley Hafner, you know I'm talking to you. Oh, my God. And then sometimes it's like you can't even send, you can't send pictures and video at the same time. There's some weird thing with that. if there's an android user in the group text like if you're trying to send a whole bunch of stuff yeah you can't rename it you can't put a photo as your group photo like it you know what else megan if somebody likes your text or another text it shows up as andrea liked and then the whole text right and then jackie liked and then the whole text it doesn't just show up as like the little thumbs up or the little heart. Do you know what I'm talking about? It's a whole separate text.

All I'm going to say is this. I'm going to say. Unacceptable. Here's the thing. If you have an Android, so be it. Have a second phone for all the group text that we're going to be doing with each other.

Now, Android users think they're better than everybody else because it's customizable. And everybody who has iPhone are just basic bitches. No. Y'all just think you're better than you are. Yes.

Although whenever somebody takes a picture with an Android, I'm like, send it to me. Can we use yours?

As a photographer, I can tell you that they have great cameras, but the functionality of it, it just negates any advantage because it's so frustrating to do anything with those photos when you're talking to people that aren't on the same platform.

Also, we're all filtering the photos with the same filters. Who cares what quality it is? We're all degrading it at the same time.

Some of us aren't just taking selfies all day, Megan. Whatever. Oh, you think you're better than me? That's Android behavior.

Is there somebody that you know that is like almost perfect, like literally 99.9% perfect, but then they pull out an Android and you're like, you could have been 100. You could have been 100% perfect. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I actually put our latest text change that we had with each other. John and Brittany were trying to share a video. And when they were sending the video, the video came up as little dots. And the greatest is John's wife, or I'm sorry, Mark's wife, Jodi, actually said, I can hardly see these videos. You can't. And it was Brittany, her mom, that jumped back with the android. That's the reason why. But I don't know Why is it How could it be That your wife Your daughter Your son-in-law Your best friends Have iPhones And you're the only one With an Android

I mean on the family

Did you get talked into Buying it when you were At the AT&T store Or something

Yeah, the family situation.

The family plan. You've got to all have the same phone. I mean, this is ridiculous to try. I have people at work here that I'm trying to, like, send them videos for business for us, for, like, advertisers. And they're like, it keeps coming through with a little tiny one. I'm like, because you have an Android, it won't send, you know?

Is there a thing? There must be a thing. Call us up if you are a cell phone store worker and tell us, you must get extra money from the Android companies. T-Mobile, or not T-Mobile, who makes the Androids? Samsung? Samsung, yeah. Samsung. See, I don't even know the name of the company that makes them. That just tells you how bad it is. They must pay extra to those people to push them. They must have to say to you. Because iPhone sells itself, doesn't it? I mean, I think it does.

Literally, my phone, can you hear my phone buzzing over here? It's all my friends who have Androids going, Android for life. I feel attacked. Then buy me an iPhone.

You might as well have a Palm Pilot, guys. It's a cool pager. Or a BlackBerry. No.

You know what phone needs to come back? The sidekick. Oh, my gosh. I wanted one of those so bad. That's the only acceptable. If you're walking around in these streets with an iPhone, a Razer, or a sidekick, that's acceptable. Everything else, unacceptable.

Summer, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

What's up? I'm actually calling you off the Android.

Oh, my God. That's it.

good you use it just for phone calls i like that yeah and the camera so i bought the s22 before they came out with a new one or whatever for the camera i literally take pictures of the moon all the time all right and i was sick of the iphone do you take pictures in the nude is that what you said oh my gosh the moon oh the moon the iphone when you zoom in it looks like a blob of nothing

and everybody that has android she bought a phone just to take pictures of the moon how many times somebody taking a picture of the moon it's a doc i literally do i use it for like backup and people

that i don't like i give them this phone number you know what's going on jamal hey how you doing

mojo i'm good everybody we're doing good what's happening so me and my wife i actually sitting here discussing it right now and uh as she was hearing you guys talk about uh especially megan I'm talking about how Andrea uses think they are just like the ish. She really thinks that that's the case. But we definitely had an issue in the beginning because any time that I was trying to send her funny videos or anything, they come up small, and she had to call me to tell me that she can't really see the video because of how it came in or things like that. And right when we got married, my cousins and I, we actually started a group chat, and they noticed that our group chat messages were turning green, and they were trying to figure out who it was that had to answer it, so we had to exclude everybody. And I had to come out and tell everybody, like, yeah, unfortunately, that's my wife, and we may have some other culprits. Like criminals You know who's the biggest My wife actually has two phones As we speak And one of them is an iPhone

Thank you by the way Tell your wife thank you for doing that For group text purposes right

Oh I have been thanking her For the longest It's so much easier to be able to text her And send her videos of our daughter And everything

I love that she's in the background there trying to explain herself in the background.

I know each operating system is trying to be dominating and trying to knock the other one out, but it's still so split that you'd think they would figure out a way for them to talk to each other a little better. Because in the U.S., Apple is more widely used, but not by that much. I think it's like 58% to 42%. But worldwide, the Android is more popular.

You know who's that? And she just messaged me. I don't know if she's listening right now, but Schmitty, who works at S&X here, has an Android. She's the biggest advocate for Android. She's got the newest Google phones and everything. She told me yesterday they have now, because you just mentioned this, Shannon, they have the ability to like the comments. And she thinks that's the greatest thing in the world. You can heart comments. Oh, wow.

Oh, finally they got with the time. Schmitty, welcome to 2012. What?

Wow.

How you doing, Mary? It's Mojo in the morning. And by the way, we're tongue-in-cheek making fun of Androids. All these Android people now are texting us going, I'll never listen to you guys ever again. You're making fun of Androids. What's going on, Mary?

So my ex-husband went out of his way to throw his iPhone out and get on Android so I can't locate him.

Oh, that's shady.

Yeah, I don't know.

Like, they want to find mine.

Yeah.

And so I would watch him everywhere he would go, because he'd be like, oh, I'm going to my guy's house, but he'd be downtown somewhere.

Man, wait, there is a bit. We need to talk to you for War of the Roses.

Oh, no, he's my ex-husband. We threw him in there.

Oh, good, good, good. Throw him in his phone at the door.

By the way, see that? I was going to say. Android users are cheaters. It's proven. thank you for the call talk to you bye uh jessica what's happening it's mojo in the morning

hi yes i'm calling i don't know how you guys use iphones with the one button i would be lost with one button i have been an android user my whole life and i've tried to go over to an iphone and i switched back the one button what are you talking about we don't have buttons we have swipes it's it's like one button it's like one home button and then like where's your guys's back button. Where's your guys' close button?

Oh my gosh, do you want a PC computer on your pocket? We don't have any buttons. It's just a screen.

People call me I'm old. They're like, Jessica, you're 36. You can't be this old.

Does your phone hook up the dial-up?

I don't even do a computer. Computer is not my thing. So I see these and I'm like, who the hell? How do you survive?

Okay, boomer.

I have an Android that's pretty easy to use and then I have a pretty easy to use computer and then I have kids. Do you still

have the windows in your car that you have to roll up and crank with a hand crank? No, thank God I

don't have that anymore. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself. All right, it is Emojo in the morning show. Mike, you say you get anxiety when you do this at the gym. Yeah, I don't know

why. It's the most, it makes me feel the most awkward in the entire world and I have no idea why it's completely normal but when you go to the gym and you're you're done at a machine and you go to clean it which you should you should clean it every time it's gross if you don't and you go to spray the cloth or whatever you want to wipe it down but then you wipe down the handles yep i don't know why it's the weirdest thing in the entire world i always try to do with open palms like i don't even try to close my hands ever and then i won't look around i look spallic or what i guess i don't know man you're molesting the machine yeah well the worst is when you make eye contact with somebody while you're doing it and you're like oh geez this is so uncomfortable i don't know why it's uncomfortable i don't know why it's weird but it makes me feel weird to clean those machines

you are a hundred percent right but why but why is that because it looks like you're butter in the corn as a girl especially it is it's really awkward too see you guys do it fast when you

go to like you i don't mean it like that but you know what i mean can i tell you something it's not

for me the that reason why it is but i always feel like people are looking at me to make sure that i have wiped down every square inch of that thing that i have oh yeah yeah sweat over or you yeah like i want honestly there have been times where i feel like i wash that actually not times all the time i wash that more than i actually wash things in my house like i feel like because the reason is people are watching you they're hovering and watching you and it's so funny that you say this, Mike, because it's always washing that or wiping it down and there's the person from the gym right there doing some kind of a cleaning thing or sitting there staring at you

at that time. Yeah, with a vacuum, just like if you don't do it well enough, I'm going to have to do it, so you better do it good. Yeah. Judging

you the whole time. Yeah. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. What are the normal things that are awkward as hell to do? The normal things that you do that are just awkward to do?

I have two. One's oddly specific and you'll laugh at me. And then one, I think you'll all agree with me on. The specific one is the walk back after bowling. After you bowled and you've got to walk back to the group in the seat and you're just like, I don't know, I just feel like I just did this silly little dance in front of everybody.

Everybody does a dance or some sort of, like, move.

Yeah, I don't know what to do. It's just awkward. But the one that I think everybody will agree on, and we just need to come together as a society and put an end to this, is the happy birthday singing.

Oh, my God, I hate it.

You just have to sit there awkwardly while the whole room is staring at you and singing off key. And videotaping you sometimes.

So you don't like being sung to.

I don't like either, and neither does anybody else. Nobody likes singing. Nobody likes being sung to. So let's end the tradition. The song is not cheerful, it's depressing I'm sitting there contemplating my existence All I want to do is eat the cake But I gotta wait 45 seconds

And the awkward thing is Nobody knows what to call the person That they're wishing a happy birthday to Because they'll go Like they'll call them Like President Biden

Happy birthday It's like let's just stop that song It's not even cheerful Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday.

Happy birthday to you. Right here is where you realize, what do I say?

Happy birthday, dear Valerie. You know what mine is? And I realized this the other day, and actually I have to go like today. When you get a pedicure and they take that sander thing and they file the bottom of your heels.

And you're giggling?

No, not even that. If crap is falling If skin is falling And it's a lot I'm always looking around like Am I being judged because my feet are so horrific I hate that so much

See that's funny that you say that Because it's also for me the pedicure part But it's at the end of the whole thing When you're trying to put your shoes back on Oh yeah

And the chair is too tall To reach your shoes and your foot You don't want to put the dirty shoe on the nice clean chair

Or have you ever had it when the person smacks your calves.

I love that. I'm so embarrassed. It's like, oh, my God. Bye. Slap me harder, please. I just love it. Mojo in the morning. What's going on, Izzy?

Hi there.

Hey. What's happening? We're talking right now about normal things that are awkward as hell.

Yeah, so when I go to the grocery store and I'm buying cucumbers, I like to squeeze them to make sure they're not soft. That's true. I'm not so awkward.

Yeah, I think feeling any fruit or vegetable, even when I'm checking the avocados or something, I feel like it's the same as when the doctor's checking me for some sort of testicular cancer. The prostate exam or something, right? I'm like, I'm molesting this fruit. I just want to, I don't want it to rot before I go.

Do you, Izzy, when that happens and you're like sitting there at the store doing that, do you look around to see if other people are looking at you at that particular time?

I do. I do. And like clockwork, there's always like a Kroger employee there like watching me.

It's the eye contact. And by the way, it's the same person that's vacuuming at Planet Fitness at that time.

And also at the grocery store, if I ever use a self-checkout, I feel like I have to make it very obvious that I am scanning each item and putting it into the bag.

I'm not stealing anything.

Because they're right there. Yeah, I'm not stealing anything.

I like this one here. It's very awkward eating a burrito or buying toilet paper. and actually eating the burrito makes you have to go buy the toilet paper what's up mary how you

doing i'm still laughing from the burrito comment right now that's hilarious why don't they sell

them as a package right give me the burrito and the toilet paper i'm gonna need it that is too

funny yeah no and also i was saying walking back from the bathroom when you're at work it does not matter how long you're in there yeah everyone knows where you're at and what you're doing and

it's just super uncomfortable yes it's do you by the way talking about walking back from the bathroom at work mine is I always get stopped walking into the bathroom you know what I mean because of our we have offices oh yeah that's what but do you ever feel awkward when you are pushing your cart right out of a grocery store for some reason it's the crossing the traffic area there that makes me feel so awkward with the pushing the cart to go into the parking lot to go to my car.

I don't mind that. Well, especially when you know that you're going to have something in there that may go off and people think you're stealing. So I now show my receipt.

To everybody. I know. Everything needs to be like Costco or Walmart, where you have the person at the door that you can show it to. Michelle, what's up?

Hi. Good morning. Hey.

How you doing? What's something that's normal, but it's awkward as hell?

Walking out of a store when you haven't bought anything. Oh, yes. I didn't steal anything. Like, I just feel like the sensor's going to go off or something. Like, did I accidentally feel something?

Yep. Yes.

I feel like everybody's looking at you.

This texter has a great one. It's awkward waiting for your dog to poop while you're on a walk.

Yes. And especially if it's on a neighbor's yard. Because if you're thinking everybody's staring at you, seeing if you're going to...

You start waving the bag around like a flag. Like, I'm going to clean this up. I have a bag.

Do you guys find it awkward when you're buying things at the back of the store in the pharmacy, but not in the front of the store? I'm not awkward buying something up in the front of the store, but when I'm buying stuff with the pharmacist, you know how you get your prescription, but then you have other items that you want to buy? I feel like the pharmacist, because they're a pharmacist, they're looking at me as I'm buying all this candy and crap. It's like, is there a reason why you're needing this medication? Yes, because I'm buying all this other stuff. What's up, Katie?

Hi, Mojo.

Hi. What's awkward?

So for me, it's pumping gas when it's really busy, and you've got people waiting on you, and they're just staring at you while you're standing there pumping gas. I can't even look them in the eye. I will avoid eye contact at all.

Do you have a memory?

at Costco I don't okay we don't have a Costco near me like 45 all right so let me tell you this

so Costco there's lines of cars waiting just to save like you know 25 cents or something like that and the worst feeling is when the guy next to you has a car with a smaller tank than you have and that guy goes or the guy in front of you or back of you you know depending on how you're doing it and they're done in your tank like i have a tahoe so my tank's a little big if you know what i mean that's what she said no one of those now you look slow yeah so now i'm like i i sit there the whole time going oh god please just hurry up fill up fill up fill up uh julie this is a good

one what where do you feel awkward i feel so awkward when i'm at the movies and i have to leave the movie theater for whatever during the movie and then, like, coming back and having to walk up the steps back to my seat.

All right, that's a good one. Especially when your eyes don't adjust and you can't even figure out where your family's sitting.

Right, and you're, like, just bulging your eyes out trying to find your seat.

Lisa, what's going on?

Hi, everybody. So, for me, my thing is when we go as a girl to get your oil changed and the guy, they do everything, at the end they show you the little sick face. Here it is. And it's like, you know that I don't know.

Every time, Lisa.

Yes.

Yes. You could have not changed my oil, and I'd be like, yep, looks good. Yep, awesome. That's my credit card. Yep.

That's great. And Dave, last one here. What's the awkward thing?

By pulling a door when it clearly says push. Yeah, lifetime achievement award.

Or do you guys ever get awkward when you walk through the doors that are the, what are those things called? The revolving doors. The revolving doors.

Wait, Megan and I, when we went to the hotel the other night after, Megan, were you with me? Oh, my God. We got stuck because we're idiots. We got stuck. We were pushing it, and we didn't realize it was automatic.

Oh, God. I hate those doors. I hate those doors where you have to walk a certain area, and it keeps moving and stuff, and then it stops on you.

My dad has those into his apartment building, and I was carrying a bag in, and I literally face-planted into the door because it was locked and then got stuck in the stupid circle thing.

Don't miss this. Mojo in the morning.

All right, when we come back here in just a matter of moments, we got tickets to go see Adam Sandler. Going to be at Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, so we'll give those to you. Shannon, what do you got in the dirty next?

He made fun of her, but is he actually obsessed with her? Chris Rock's relationship with Jada Pinkett-Smith. Plus, we'll break down all of this Bravo Vanderpump rules cheating drama coming up in the Dirty.

Shannon's dirty. Is Shannon pretty dirty? A Dirty 30? Yeah.

Fast forward through the cold weather so we can start complaining about the heat. This is Mojo in the Morning.

We're going to give you a chance to win Adam Sandler tickets right now. Adam Sandler's going to be next month. It was just announced, Little Caesars Arena in Detroit, April the 17th, Monday night. Win tickets now, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Good luck.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon's got the Dirty on the 30 for us. Spice got a senseless survey coming up. We got a lot of stuff, and now we are more than an hour without a commercial interruption. We're commercial free now for over an hour.

This is an interesting story to come out of the Chris rock Netflix special. Him taking the time to address the will smith oscar slap and disparage will, his wife jada and their relationship.

For people that don't know what everybody knows, his wife was f***ing her son's friend. Okay? Now, I normally would not talk about this s***. But for some reason these s*** put that s*** on the internet.

is that Jada really is not involved in the ongoing tension between her husband and Chris, like, at all. In fact, one of my sources tells me that Jada has had no part in all of this other than being heckled. Chris is obsessed with her is the story that I keep hearing, and that's been going on for almost 30 years. Obsessed is the word that I keep hearing that's being used over and over again. One of my good sources said, look where Chris chose to film his Netflix special. Her hometown. Oh, come on.

Come on.

I agree with you. These people are so. I might not hear your piece of stuff together here, but I don't know.

It's like so wacky. I don't know. Oh, yes. Yes. Her hometown of Baltimore. Somebody went back to Wikipedia and goes, oh, my God, she's from Baltimore. What? Yeah. This is craziness. It's interesting. I mean. Like, when you got me on that tease, by the way, you are like the entertainment tonight of these. Because I'm thinking to myself, oh, maybe they dated at one point. Maybe they had some kind of a relationship at one point. But that's the actual gossip. Your sources, by the way, are good. By the way, the Oscars this weekend are going to be interesting because Will, since he won Best Actor, typically would come back and he would give out the Best Actress award. That is what happens every year. He's not allowed to be there because he's been banned from being there. So they haven't announced who the person or people or what they're going to do. But they've got to do something. Don't they have to do something that's maybe somewhat funny, you know, to make it? I mean, Kimmel's hosting it. You've got to think that Jimmy Kimmel is going to have some Chris Rock and Will Smith stuff.

Of course he will.

Make the Oscars funny, please.

Some like the Golden Globes used to be.

Yeah.

Bravo confirmed that they resumed filming of the current season of Vanderpump Rules Season 10 and that Tom Sandoval's cheating scandal with his co-star Raquel Levis will indeed be a part of this season. Allegedly, Raquel and Tom plan to tell Ariana Maddox about their affair until she herself found out. I do not watch Vanderpump Rules. I just know that Tom and Ariana were together for a long time. And something's been going on with Tom and this other girl, Raquel, for a long time now. In fact, Andy Cohen said he suspects this goes back to, like, October during BravoCon.

Well, they said it's been going on for forever. Right, for six months, six or seven months. BravoCon was in October. So there's video that people were posting of Tom and the extras. And I was at that show, and I'm standing there, and Raquel's behind me, and Ariana's in front of me, and you can see how they're both looking at Sandoval. It's wild. This is reverberating.

Ariana learned about the months-long affair just last week when she stumbled upon some pretty dirty and inappropriate text messages and videos from Raquel on Tom's phone. That was never good. She said she was blindsided. And while Ariana said she never saw this affair coming, Raquel and Tom weren't really hiding their affinity for each other because fans have noticed for a while now that they've both been wearing matching lightning bolt necklaces. Oh. So, like, if Meg Spike and another guy were wearing matching necklaces, they'd think that that was a little strange, right? Those popular celebrity weight loss drugs that you keep hearing so much about, one of them being Ozembic. could have a serious side effect. The drugs are made up of a hormone derivative that makes you feel fuller longer by slowing down digestion, which, of course, leads to weight loss. Although Ozumbic and others can be helpful for treating diseases like obesity and type 2 diabetes, researchers are saying long-term adverse effects include increased risk of intestinal obstruction. They're seeing this more and more in some patients who are taking this. So if you don't need to take it, don't take it.

I think diet and fad should never be in the same sentence. And whenever there's a new weight loss technique, people start trending. And I just kind of feel like I'm going to sit back 10 years and let me know if everybody's still healthy.

Can I tell you what I heard a doctor say, though, that was interesting? A doctor was saying it could lead to that, but also obesity could lead to heart issues and all the rest of that stuff.

So what's the lesser of two evils? And what will Americans do? We will do anything except exercise, move our bodies, and eat less, right?

I just saw that Weight Watchers, or now they're called WW or something like that, that they're getting into this game. I was waiting to see this happen because a lot of doctors are prescribing it, you know, for their patients.

Ozumbic?

Yeah, but I was interested to see that there is actually going to be one of the weight loss companies that is going to actually do it, too.

I mean, if there's a magic pill you can take to lose weight, there would be no price you could put on it. And I would be lined up. I've tried them all.

I've tried them all. I'm telling you. An ideal you worked for me, and it would work for you. But I will say this. Back in the day, I did Fen Fen. And I, you know, that was one of the ones that caused you to have issues with your heart and stuff. And I asked my doctors when I had to have the surgery for the aneurysm, was it because of that? And they said, no, it's a hereditary thing. Because of hereditary lead, my family has multiple people in my family have it now.

Lastly, Miley Cyrus says her new album, Endless Summer Vacation, will be divided into two different parts.

When it comes to the sequencing of Endless Summer Vacation, I divided it by two parts, a.m. and p.m., to kind of represent almost like an act. And the a.m. to me is representing the morning time where there's like a buzz and an energy and there's a potential of new possibilities. It's a new day. She said in the nighttime. There's a slinky, seediness, kind of grime, glamour all at the same time. The album drops Friday, by the way. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com. Get more Dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. And another world-famous phone scam happens in minutes.

Sandler, congratulations.

Thank you so much.

Are you a big Adam Sandler fan?

Yes, both my husband and I are such big fans, so I'm super excited.

I'm not doing this to try to do a gotcha Yesterday I feel bad for that listener That won because I asked What's your favorite Adam Sandler fan Or movie And I kind of caught her off guard Which you don't have to be a fan of his movies To like his comedy Do you like any of his movies?

Oh yeah I love Big Daddy And my husband loves the longest yarder The Waterboy

What's the actress's name in Big Daddy That's the cute girl The cute blonde girl in Big Daddy.

I don't know. I would say Drew Barrymore, but I know it's not her.

Is it Leslie Mann? No, but she's in it. Yeah, she's in it.

Christy Swanson? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know who it is. Like the main character?

Yeah, the one that. We're going to set you up with the tickets. April the 17th. Congratulations to you. You get more tickets tomorrow morning. Thank you. Have a great time, okay?

Yeah, thank you.

Mojo in the morning. You're home of the phone scams. Got a scam coming up here in just a little bit. Stick around for that. We were talking about the awkward thing that is like something normal that's awkward. And one of the comments that was made was like when you're checking out at stores, how awkward that is. Well, Megan had a very awkward situation happen to her yesterday at Ulta.

Yeah, okay.

First off, what were you buying at Ulta?

Oh, too much stuff that I didn't need. It always gets me, all that stuff up at the front. It's one thing that I needed, and then like seven things that I, I did it, but I wanted. So do I have body glitter for this weekend? Yes, I do.

Oh, and we're going to talk about that later this morning, guys, with Megan, because Megan's going to visit our old producer, Ellen, in Chicago. And why is she bringing body glitter with? You'll have to find out.

Actually, we'll play it later. I didn't even plan that, but actually that's very, very true. So I decided because I was super busy. This week is kind of absolutely insane for me, if I'm being honest. And I knew that I didn't have a lot of time to run errands. So I said, you know what? I will definitely not shop during the show because that would be highly inappropriate. But I may or may not. Sorry, I had to clear my throat. I may or may not have placed an order online for pickup because I just knew that would be fast. They would send me like a notification. You can drive over and pick it up. So that's what I did. And as I got to the store, I walk in and I look at all the registers. And if you've ever been to this store before, do we say the name of it already? Yes. Okay. So if you've ever been to Ulta, you know that there's always 8,000 people in line no matter what time of day you go. I don't know how they're so busy. They're busy all of the time.

We all want to look beautiful.

Very true. Very true. So I looked at the registers, and one of the registers, I swear to God, you guys, was labeled online pickup. So I said, obviously, that's the place for me, and I stood there. There are two employees at these registers checking people out, and I make eye contact with both of them. But you know what I'm thinking? I just got here. People have been in line for a while. Obviously, they're going to help a few people out, and then they'll come to me. No problem. pull out my phone start answering some emails and a lot of time starts passing so much time in fact that i noticed that 30 minutes has gone by now i'm a little bit frustrated at this point i'm not gonna lie because the whole point of placing an online order speedy pickup right not so speedy so i um look at one of the girls checking him out and i'm trying i'm trying so hard you know how you you get so mad you have to watch your tone of people that you're like it's it's fine it's not that's serious and i went so is this the place where i'm supposed to be waiting for online orders or should i get in that line and the girl literally snaps at me and she goes no you're in the right place and continues checking people out and i was like i don't know what to do with this point because i i feel like i'm in trouble and i'm not doing anything wrong and she continues to check out like 10 more people before she finally comes over to me and i had been there for about 40 minutes by the time that i got my online order that was ready to go where i don't have to sign i don't have to pay you just show your id to show that you're the right person and you walk away could have done all my shopping while i was there yeah yeah what do you do in that

because I felt like I was about to be a Karen, and that's my biggest fear in life.

It's interesting because I don't know if that's the norm for them because I've never done the online ordering, but I have seen people come in at the Ulta that I go to and go right to it, and they get it in two seconds, and all it takes is them to sit there and verify a license or something, right? And be able to get it. It's interesting that there's so many different ways now that everything that happened during COVID kind of made everything different. Online ordering, curbside pickup, you know, delivery. And it didn't make it better. It just made it different. Well, and it made it more difficult for the people behind the counters, too, because they're only one person now. They have to do, like, three different things.

Right.

But I always feel the same way, Megan, when I go into Chipotle to pick up my online order. And even in – they have, like, the –

Don't they have, like, a shelf? The bookcase there? Yes, yeah.

Yeah, a bookcase where they do it. But if your thing is not on there, but yet it says that your order is already done, there's the person there. And I feel awkward asking them, excuse me, do you have a Tom there? You know, like I'm trying to do the whole thing.

Well, because you feel like you're cutting.

Yes, you feel like you're cutting a long line.

It's the worst. I order online from Zara a lot. I love the store Zara for myself and the kids. And you save $5 if you get the order shipped to the store. So I just get it shipped to the store and I'll run and just go pick it up. But if you've ever been to the Zara at the Somerset Collection in the Detroit area, which I think is the only Zara in this area, it is a complete spit show there. And the line is so darn long. So I always feel so bad, but I'll just go ask somebody who is working, like, you know, cleaning the shelves or, you know, organizing shoes or whatever. And I'll just say, I'll show them. I'm just here to pick up an order. And usually they'll go back and get it for me. I don't have to sign anything. I don't have to pay. But I still I feel guilty Like I don't want anybody To see me doing that Even though I think It's the okay thing to do But

Has anybody ever had this happen Where you saw your order Sitting there Okay You saw the order You saw your name on there And you just reached back Grab it And just left

Yeah I told you about the Fast food dress Oh that's right I remember that Yeah I'm still living PTSD

Did you see it there Or no Yeah You saw it actually sitting there

And I'm like But that's mine I ordered it online It's ready Can you hand it to me No you have to get it Through the drive-thru No I don't want to go Through the drive-thru

Marlene, what's going on?

Good morning, everybody. Good morning.

Good morning, Marlene.

Hey, so being a Karen is when you're in somebody else's business. When you are handling your own business, it's called taking care of your business.

Right. Okay.

You know, everyone's so scared to be a Karen, but that's when you're better learning something that don't belong to you. That is your business, Megan. And I promise you, the next time that happens, I want you to get on Messenger, hit me up, and I will come to the store. And we will get a discount on that one.

Oh, Lord. I love that. That's actually great. That definition, Marlene, says it all right there. That is the best. Hold on. We need Marlene's. You definitely need to pass off your phone number to Megan. Megan might actually. Heck, yeah. Yeah. Thank you for the call, Marlene. Take care of yourself.

You're welcome. Have you guys ever been in a situation where there are like two or three different lines and you realize once you get closer to the front that you're in the wrong line and you've been waiting and then you need to jump over, but you're like, do I really have to go all the way to the end? That's the worst, too.

You feel like you wasted so much time. Lily, what's up?

Hi, good morning.

What's going on? Good morning. What's going on?

So, I'm a door-to-door driver, and there's a lot of times where I'll go to certain places. Like, this happened yesterday. I went into a pizza chain, and they were very, very busy and dealing with some very rude customers, and I felt really bad. But I saw my order literally just sitting on, like, the back shelf. It was technically their part where employees can only be. But I just saw it was the order I had to pick up, and it was already 30 minutes late, and I literally just walked back there, grabbed it, and walked out, and no one noticed.

Right. Did you do it, by the way, in a really sly way? Like, were you tiptoed to it?

Yeah, I, like, kind of used my side eye to make sure no one was looking.

Thanks for the call. Appreciate it, Lily. All right, coming up here next on the Mojo of the Morning Show, how can you look that fashionable in the middle of a freaking snowstorm of 13-plus inches? Shannon's going to talk about that coming up here next.

It's time for an official government survey. It's Mojo in the Morning's senseless survey.

Hello? Hello, this is Mr. Dabalina Khan from the U.S. Senseless Bureau, and we got your census form in the mail. We just had three follow-up questions, if you have about 30 seconds. What do you make of America's...

with flocking to Cleveland, Ohio as the next big hot spot spring break destination?

I don't know. I haven't kept up with that.

And have you gotten your vaccinations against March Madness yet?

No, not that I know of.

Okay. And have you decided which room in your home you'll puke into on St. Patrick's Day yet, or are you just going to stick to the back seat of the car?

To be honest, I'd rather not even answer that.

Who will you be taking to prom this year?

I won't be taking anybody to prom.

And what's the most you'd spend on a pair of boxer shorts? How many more of these? I have two left, and then we'll get out of your hair. And when's the last time you had a pillow fight?

I don't recall ever having a pillow fight.

Really?

No, except for teenagers, maybe. Oh, okay.

Would you report a family member to the police if you knew they had committed a crime?

Yes.

And then we'll just go back to your answer.

You know, I'm finished with this. I've had enough of this. Okay.

Well, you're not really. We still have about 40 questions to go.

Well, I'm sorry. You have to ask them to ask.

Yeah. Well, we'll just get to the.

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Mojo in the Morning, follow us on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok. Just search Mojo in the Morning. And if you are listening to the show right now and didn't get a chance to listen to us from the start of the show, you can always listen to our podcast during the show because we have them podcast as the show goes on. So if you subscribe to our podcast, Mojo in the Morning, no matter where you get podcasts, we hope the iHeartRadio app, you can actually check out the show. Uh, so we didn't get a chance to talk about this yesterday. We ran a little, uh, late on the, uh, the show, but you went out with some girlfriends during the craziness of that snowstorm that we had.

The aftermath of the snowstorm.

The aftermath of pretty much, what was it? It was like six to 13 inches of snow, depending on where the heck you guys were. Um, but you guys went out and about and yet you still wore heels.

I feel like this is a Michigan girl thing, maybe an Ohio girl thing as well. I can throw you girls into it too, Megan, where you just don't care. If it looks cute with your outfit, we're used to it after all of these years of growing up in this crazy weather. So I was with some girlfriends in Ann Arbor over the weekend, and we were celebrating my friend Andrea's 40th birthday. And so we were all dressed up to go out to dinner, and then we went bar hopping afterwards. I wore these like clear, plasticky stilettos. Worst idea ever, by the way, because where we were in downtown Ann Arbor, excuse me, the streets were blocked off for some reason, so they weren't cleared. So all of the snow and slush and just grossness was still there. It was just a big mess. So my poor friends who were smart and wore boots, like actual cute boots or booties instead of stilettos took turns carrying me on their backs as we went from bar to bar. And I said I swear this is a Michigan, Ohio girl thing. We do not care if there are there's eight inches of grossness on the ground. If it goes with the outfit you go for it. You wear it. I also saw tons of girls without coats on. Yeah. Because they didn't want to bring their coats into the bars or whatever. And I'm like this is also just very normal here.

I think coats is way more normal than the shoes because here's the thing when i get snow and a heel and that ruins my entire night because my feet get weird and then frigid and then wet and then damp for the rest of the night i'm gonna be a bitch a coat i can leave behind i can be cold for a few minutes to not have to carry it around especially in places like don't have coat checks so coats i understand i kind of think you're alone on the heels i think i might be that i might well i am a psychopath but it has

more to do with other things than

the heels. The great philosopher Cardi B who once said, a hoe never get cold.

Exactly, but feet do get wet.

Right, exactly.

I'm cold outside, but I'm still looking like a daddy because a hoe never gets cold. Shout out to my friend Ashley. She doesn't want me to post this video, but she even loaded me into the car at the end of the night. That's her carrying me under her arm.

Oh my gosh. And what was Ashley wearing on her feet? Boots. Oh, smart woman.

With heels, but boots. Smart woman.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-MOJO-LIVE.

444-665-6548. It's fashion over function. What's going on, Katie? How you doing?

Hey, so I just wanted to let you guys know what I tell my sister every time she leaves and heals and it's snowing.

Yeah?

I tell her, hoes know no temperature. Well, that's kind of exactly what Cardi B's, yeah.

It's so good. But at some point, don't you sit there and think to yourself, they'll forgive me. There's 13 inches of snow falling outside. I can actually put on a pair of boots if I want to.

Yeah, it's not all Michigan girls because I'm bundled up. I'll have boots in a big hole.

And you know what's so funny? By the end of the night, the heels were hurting me. It wasn't even that I didn't even walk through the snow anymore. And I just took them off. It was walking with my bare feet.

Well, at least you got the snow to comfort you.

Can I ask this question, though? If the weather's that bad, can't you guys all get together in a group chat and just say, Hey, can we all just jeans it tonight And jeans and boots it or something like that Yeah, but we did

There's always that one friend that doesn't listen

Katie, are you that one friend? No, she's the bundle up one, she said Yeah, you're the one that ends up having to carry your friend Yeah, right

Exactly, I'm the one that carries them

And I feel bad I feel bad for, you know It's like Megan was talking about the jacket or the coat person I feel bad for the person that's with them that's driving because you're the one that gets yelled at for not having the heat high enough when you're the one that's not wearing or dressed appropriately enough for the conditions out there. And it's funny because we yell at our kids. These are moms that are going out dressed like this, and they yell at their children who are not dressed appropriately for their school.

It's so true. We are all hypocrites.

You kind of hypocritically go back to those days.

One down! One down! One down! Six to noise!

Maria, what's going on?

It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, I'm originally from Detroit, but I live in North Carolina now. I'm listening on the iHeart app. Oh, we love you.

Thanks.

Yes, I'll absolutely go without a coat before I go without my heels.

Like Megan said, you're okay. You'll deal with the cold, but your feet won't deal with the cold.

Yes. Well, no, I will go. No, she'll wear the heels.

Oh, you'll go with a coat before you go. Oh, okay. I thought you were saying, okay. All right. But, hey, why don't you do this? What about this? Could you guys do, like, remember my grandfather used to wear these rubbered things over his nice shoes all the time? No. They were galoshes. He would always call them his rubbers, and we would all laugh and giggle over the whole thing. Do they make those for women?

I'm sure they do. My mom had a pair, yeah, back in the day.

It's like when you see the old ladies with those little plastic hoods over their hair so that they don't get ruined in the rain.

I love those. Those are the guys. That reminds me so much of my grandma. All right. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself. What part of North Carolina are you?

I'm in Wake Forest. It's near Raleigh.

Okay. Yeah, beautiful area.

I love it. It's 62 degrees right now.

Oh, go after yourself. we we drove to to work today with uh slippery streets you get to enjoy yourself you get to actually probably go outside and wear short sleeves you want although the interesting thing is you guys in 60 degrees are wearing big old sweatshirts and i i have a sweatshirt and sweat pants right now you got north faces on i always think it's funny whenever i'll talk to my friends who live in nice warm climates and they're wearing a north face jacket and it's 55 or 60 degrees and I'm like yeah they're wearing like a big old they're wearing like something that we would wear if we were below zero it's crazy all right take care of yourself thanks for listening iHeartRadio app available to listen to the show no matter where you are tell a friend if you got somebody that doesn't you know live in our area of you know Grand Rapids for SNX or Detroit for Channel or in Toledo for Kiss tell them to listen to us on the iHeartRadio app or you know give us a try every now and again, send them something that you'd think is funny off of our podcast. Mojo in the morning. It's something that Spike, you thought you'd never ever hear in your life,

a sentence that you thought you'd never hear. Okay. I discovered water dripping from our ceiling last night and I scrambled to contain the damage. And so I yelled downstairs to Meg, can you come here? I need your help right now. The answer I got was interesting. It was a sentence that I never thought I would ever hear in my life. In fact, it's a sentence I didn't think could actually be put together with the english language but the reply i got and i quickly typed into my phone because i thought this is a topic hang on i just got a tomato and i'm beating the armor-plated phantom illusion boss king armadillo what's that at this point i think my girlfriend having a stroke I'm like something's happening she was playing Kirby on Nintendo and I don't understand the video game language I don't play it but obviously she didn't hear the urgency in my voice and I'm like hurry there's a leak in our roof and I need a bucket but she wanted to finish that game so she could save it so that it didn't like lose her progress did she play Nintendo a lot uh not a lot but her she was uh comforting her her son was home sick yesterday so she was trying to keep him on the couch and relaxed and so she was playing with him yesterday because he was he had a long day at home and was bored and so she let rewarded him with a little video game but you know i'm kind of like holding the roof of our house together here and trying to figure out where this leak's coming from and stop the damage and the drywall's all wet and i'm getting hang on i gotta get to this level because there's an armadillo the boss king armadillo and i'm beating him right now i'm like okay now i feel like i'm talking to a teenager

you guys are still in the newlywed phase phase of your relationship because in my phase if i were to say that to chelsea she'd say go f yourself and get that bucket and bring it up here or vice

versa you'd be like so what the hell is going on is that meg literally does everything else around the house so it's hard for me to complain about her playing a video game at night after she just cooked an amazing meal cleaned the whole kitchen didn't you just put a roof on that house yes

oh my god yeah so this was and it was that summertime right i remember that you yeah it

was 105 degrees so my suspicion is whoever was in the attic that that morning uh wanted to get out of the attic quickly because it's just a quick little patch that fell off inside where the dryer exhaust goes so i could see exactly what's wrong and i'm gonna i'm sure they'll come fix it i gotta call them but we've i don't want to blame them because they did a good job on the roof and i I think, obviously, with all the crazy ice and snow and everything we've had. But really, it's been six months, so it shouldn't happen.

Oh, my gosh. 313-298. God, I was giving my private phone number. Yeah, don't do that. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. The text is 95500. You know what's funny? That's like a role reversal because it's usually the guy that is the one playing the video game and the woman's the one that needs the help and has to scream down to the whole thing uh to to do

it um well then the leak was going through the light fixture so i was like crap i gotta turn off the power to that that that bulb and everything before it starts to fire so i'm go down to the breaker box and i'm like trying to find which circuit breaker is the one i gotta turn off for the garage light so then i'm like the lights go off no she's like wait don't turn any power off I got to save the power and I got to, I'm on this level. And I'm like, Oh my God, I'm going to, I'm going to put her out in the snow.

It's leaking in your, in your attic.

Yeah.

And then the leak is coming down to the, so how long had it been leaking that it came, that it took for that long period of time to come down?

I can't tell. I noticed because I went out to the garage to get something and there was a big puddle. I go, what is, where's this water coming from? Then I realized all the bikes were wet and then I realized, Oh, it's dripping from the light above.

Thank God, though, it was in the garage.

Yeah, yeah. So I just want to get it taken care of before anything worse happens inside that attic. I don't want mold or anything. I was nervous, like a pipe broke or something. So when I saw there was a leak on the roof, I'm like, okay, that's fixable. I can get that crew out here. But I hope they don't come while she's playing a video game or else they're going to have to sit out in the garage until she's done that level.

That's the moment my wife just shuts off all the power.

All right, let's fix it. Go, Allie. well then i'm like can you stand at the top of the stairs and tell me when these lights go off so i'm flipping switches she's like well you gotta wait till that so i waited i found something else to do for 10 minutes till she was done that video game and then i'm like stand at the top and tell me i'm switching them all and nothing's happening and you know because stupid breakers nothing's

labeled right so i was like oh what a pain in the butt owning a house sucks it does it's not even worth it honestly i agree with what megan said when she was talking about how her basement flooded Being a homeowner blows Don't do it If you're somebody that your dream is to own a house Oh my god I'm going to get killed on this one From David Hall He'll probably call up and go What are you talking about It is a lot of work I'm telling you The idea of having to get Now you've got to call the freaking roof guys back You've got to try to make time for them to come You're hoping that it doesn't We don't have crazy weather in the process Like I knew there was things I needed.

I knew when I bought the new house, I was going to get a new roof, new furnace, new air conditioner, new windows. But then it's all the other little things that you discovered that you didn't know that you didn't plan for. And I'm like, okay, I'm budgeted out of here.

Living in an apartment, you call the maintenance people. And the maintenance guy hopefully comes. Or renting from someone.

else, you call the landlord and then you say, yep, this is your problem. I don't have to deal with any of this. Sometimes you get stuck with the worst landlords and then you're stuck in a year contract or

whatever.

Yeah, but I'd much rather be in a year contract than deal with what I've had to deal with

a 30-year contract. Trying to sell that.

You still have to front the cost for everything that goes wrong. And by the way, my mortgage payment is about the same as what my rent was.

And I'll be honest with you, Mike, on that about the bad thing. in the case of like this with spike's garage i just let it keep on leaking i wouldn't even tell the landlord if the guy if i tell him once and if he doesn't fix it guess what he's now got a

garage he's got to deal with when i move out when i was in the apartment two years ago i had after my divorce i had a leak and they were out there the next morning it was there was trucks out there for three days that thing was fixed and i was like god i missed that i i hate you know burning rent and just throwing money away instead of like owning the equity of a house eventually but in the long run i'm like i didn't have to shovel eight inches of snow that stuff was cleared when i got

out the door um yeah who can afford any houses they're gonna be worth anything in the future

anyway yeah by the way were you speaking with something in your mouth or were you

i just i saw a house go up for sale in my dad's neighborhood i was like what that that's not a half a million dollar neighborhood like what is up with these housing prices yeah it's stupid and

whoever gets my house is going to get a brand new house because i've had to do everything so It's going to all be replaced and brand new.

What's up, Lana?

So, my husband surprised me with a PS5 and a Harry Potter game when it first came out. I hate you. Like everybody else. I'm sorry, Megan. I really hate you.

Lucky.

So, what Spike just said about his girlfriend, that's literally been me for however many weeks I've had this game now where I come home from work and that's the first thing I go do while he's doing things around the house. So, you know, because it's Harry Potter. It's the best game ever And I don't have time to go do the other stuff That he needs from me right now

You gotta get to the next level

Correct, there's lots of spiders That you gotta take care of

Thank you for the call Alright, it is Mojo in the morning We're commercial free right now So I got a phone call from A buddy of mine yesterday And we Have mutual Friends, a group of us And we all have kids, kind of similar age Mine's closest, though, to his, and he's got a son that just graduated from high school last year and just finishing up his freshman year of college. And we were on the phone having a discussion when he informed me that he had a dad moment that he needed a little advice on. His son was home for spring break, and he went up to his son's room because he wanted to pick up some things so that mom wouldn't get pissed that son was leaving things dirty. I do this for my kids too sometimes. I don't want Chelsea really upset with them because they're complete slobs like me. So I'll go up to their room, I'll pick a few things up with Chelsea not knowing about it, and then she'll go, oh my God, they really were clean. I couldn't believe how nice they kept it. Well, the problem is if I don't do that, then it's they're complete slobs like me. You know what I mean? That's worked out. Well, he came across something that he probably wishes that he never would have seen ever in his son's room. His son has, and I got to be really careful because I know you have kids in the car and I totally got it. His son has a pocket pee.

Stop it.

Yes. Oh. So he found a toy that his son has in the room. And he said to me how mortified he was that he ended up finding this thing and did not know what exactly to do. And, of course, I gave him the only fatherly advice that I could possibly give him. I said, try it out. Oh, you did not say that. I didn't say try it out. I'm just joking. But I said to him, I go, put it down and walk right out. it's kind of like one of those things where it's like you find something you're like i wasn't in here at all and then you slowly back up out of the room and you just get out of the thing actually actually i gave no my advice was i said cover it up with a towel or something like put something over it so that he knows that you did that you actually were probably in there but make it less obvious no you got to make it less out you can't have mom walk into that you can walk into your son's pocket pee you can't have mom walk into the pocket pee i mean i just don't feel

like you notify the kid that i found it it's already gonna be awkward and embarrassing enough

megan megan let me just say this to you if i were to have walked in and it was my

Sons, you know, Joe, Jacob, or Luke. I'll spread the wealth out among all of them. Because if I pinpoint one of them out, they're going to be like, Dad, I don't have a pocket pee. Why would you do that? But if I walked into Joe's room, it would be that dirty son of a bee. And if I walked in and saw the pocket pee, I would put something. I would not want Chelsea to see it. Because my reaction to it is one thing. Chelsea's reaction to it would be another thing. That would be the thing that would be mortifying to her. I would use it like a puppet and then be like, hey, you should hide this better. By the way, it's funny. I have never actually visually seen one out of a box. I've seen one in a box because remember when we had the people from Lovers Lane do the promotion with us? They sent over gifts for everybody. The gift that they chose for me was a pocket pee.

Really?

My pocket pee ended up going on the freebie table. Somebody in the office walked away with a pocket pee What would you do as a parent Okay, here's a question What would you do as a parent if you walked into your child's room And saw your child's You know Device Or toys or whatever I mean, I'm sure there's parents that walk in all the time and see You know, weed and things like that

I mean, I would have done the same thing That you told your buddy to do Just, you know, it's not hurting anybody It's not hurting them. That is their private thing, and I don't want to have a conversation about it. So I would have just left it there and walked out.

I'll be honest with you. I'd be proud if my son had one. I know it sounds weird. People probably look at me differently. And listen, I'm a Christian Catholic man, whatever, but I'd rather have them doing that than going out and doing something else.

Taking care of yourself is healthy, and it's normal, and it's a part of human sexuality. sexuality so if you're gonna walk in you don't want someone a child to feel shameful about it

right it's very normal i'd rather walk in and find my kids pocket pee than find opioids or something like that you know what i mean uh sherry hello hi mojo hi sherry what's going on here's how

here's how i feel about it it's better to have a pocket pee than a real pee because you can't get

that pregnant believe me that is so true thank you for the call i have a i have a teenage child so i get it yeah have you ever walked in and saw stuff in their room um no but my nephews went

through his phone one time and found several pornhub searches and i said i don't want to know i don't want to know yeah no i get it yeah i'd rather that than the real thing yep thank you

for the call michelle what's going on good morning good morning michelle what's happening

so my son just turned 16 and one day just out of the blue he texted me about getting a pocket and i'm like okay well not a discussion i really want to have but okay so i'm like i don't know what to order like you just tell me he sent me the photo everything and i ordered it i just put

it in his room and thought okay wait i'm shocked that he asked you to buy it for him

you know what i'm not because my kids are very vocal okay tell me everything so i'm actually not but it is kind of like you know when when you hear those things and you know he's inquisitive

which again is fine too but i mean that's a testament to you as a mom yeah for for having

that relationship with him oh then i would have never talked to my parents about anything like that heck no even today i wouldn't no right seriously so yeah so he did he asked for it i ordered it and you know like whatever so he's very open about it yeah i couldn't even get my

mom to give me a nintendo 64 what's going on tiffany hi um i actually it was not a pocket but it was a device and i caught them using it so i ended up just going and buying them their own

so they do not use mine i like that you caught them oh boy how old your son yeah 14 oh no my

goodness i mean that's the age all the kids are super curious and nosy and snooping but i would

I'd rather have them use my toothbrush than use that. Thank you for the call. Wow.

Thank you.

What's going on, Rachel? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey. Good morning.

Hi.

My kids are not of age yet, but I've had this conversation with my husband, and I've told him, honestly, I would, in a heartbeat, buy my kids' toys and have them dating whoever left and right and just like having one hand or anything as teenagers. I'm like, here's your choice.

healthy you know i know what it's like to be a teenager here's the thing dad you know that's

where dads you know step up with the boys mom step up with the girls have that conversation

you know absolutely my mom was like so cool about a lot of conversations like that but yet we never totally got to like the point of finding toys or anything but i could talk to my mom about so many things like she was the one actually wanted me at birth control at 15 she's like just in case you ever get a little experimental i'd rather have you there and so I'd rather be, like, just that mom, like, you know, here's my daughter, you know, here's this. You can just keep it in private, take care of it, keep it clean, but don't let, like, the whole world see it. Like, it has to be in her door or something.

Yeah. KK, what's up?

Hey, hey, I totally caught my daughter with a rose in her room.

Oh.

So.

How old's your daughter?

She's 19, though.

Okay.

So that's the only reason I didn't say anything, because, like, I was calling myself clean. What's a rose? You've never heard of the rose?

I've never heard of the rose.

Now, I've never used it, but they say that it's just, oh, this is life, right?

It actually looks like a rose, but it's, yeah.

Here, I'm going to Google it. I'm going to Google it. Let me just Google it, and I'll look at it, okay?

You totally Google it.

When you say you caught your daughter at age 19, you mean you just saw it in the room, or you walked in on her with it?

No, no, no. I just saw it in the room, and I covered it.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, then you just let her go. Holy cow. It does it all. It does look like a rose.

It does it all, and it looks like a rose.

It's kind of pretty.

I had to bring it up.

I still had to bring it up.

Oh, no, you did?

Of course.

What did you...

I was like, huh? What are you talking about?

Why would you bring it up? You wanted to embarrass her?

I wanted to see if she was going to lie.

Oh, my goodness. Oh, come on. Oh, my. Oh, KK. Terrible mom. Yeah. You don't want anyone... You don't want them to feel ashamed. KK, I just ordered mine So I just want you to know, thank you, appreciate it Amazon Prime, coming today It'll be dropped off by 3 o'clock

If that daughter ends up with some crusty, dusty boyfriend coming around You can blame yourself

What would you rather? Would you rather walk in and find your child's toy Or have what happened to Shay? Shay, what happened to you?

My mother-in-law was cleaning While I was like super big pregnant And she found mine and my husband's things and threw them away.

Oh, no. Why did she throw them away?

She said, my husband was all I needed.

Oh, my God. Oh, Lord, so you're very old-fashioned.

Can I ask you a question, Shay? Where did you leave them that your mother-in-law found them?

They were in a box behind my headboard.

Oh, so she was deep cleaning.

She was. She was deep diving.

She was up in my bedroom.

Yeah. Wow. Brittany walked in and found, tell everybody, who's Pocket P?

So I used to be a nanny, and so I was cleaning their room, as I would do as a nanny, and I found my bosses as I was rearranging pillows. Oh, that's super awkward.

And you just left it there, right? Exactly where it was?

Because it was like a chair-type thing, and I was la-la-la rearranging them, and my hand went in. I screamed.

Oh, my gosh.

I screamed, and I texted my friend. I was like, I'm going home. I cannot. This is the end of my day.

I'm going home. Did you ever get to look him in the eye ever again after that?

Every day, every morning, and I would just want to cry.

That's awful. Same as 419 who texted in. They were deep cleaning their dad's apartment while he was sick in the hospital and found his under the couch cushion by accident. He doesn't know I found it, and he never will.

I'd rather find my sons than find my dads. Or your bosses. Or your bosses, right?

Call us. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning. Shannon, you are secretly doing something to your fiance say that he's going to find out about on the radio right now or does he know well he's out of town oh okay so he's not listening about this so don't anybody share this with them okay okay so tell him

so wes's house is very cute i give him so many props he he got divorced um several years before i did and so he he has a house that he has made very comfortable for himself and his two kids there are some things in there that drive me a little crazy one of them being the glade plugins that he loves you guys they smell so bad yeah i can't find one that i actually would want my house to smell they just like megan you know because you made that noise

What a scent. What a scent is.

I don't even know because I've never seen the box for him. He just has them plugged in everywhere. It's like a maybe like a sea breezy type of scent.

Yeah. I don't know what it is about most men who think that that's acceptable. It is not acceptable. They were taught we have to make our house smell good and candles and plugins are the way to do it. But they won't spend money and they're not even that expensive to get like the good stuff. instead they go as cheap as possible and it smells worse than if you didn't have anything at all it

smells so bad combine that with the scented trash bags that he gets and i'm like i just can't so i at first i felt bad saying this is making your house smell super stinky so i every time i would go to target i would just buy a candle and bring it to his house and so he had like all these nice well then that backfired on me because then his house smelled like the good target candles mixed with the awful Seabreezy Glade plug-ins. So I have now taken to hiding the Glade plug-ins when I go to his house.

But you have not said to him, I don't think that they smell good?

No, I have said that to him. But he still hasn't. But it's so funny because he, I will hide them. He likes to smell. He will go out and buy more and plug them in. And for a while he acknowledged.

What are you going to do when you guys move in together? Ban him from buying Glade plug-ins. Never let him plug him in.

It's so funny you say that, too, because now that we're starting to talk about, OK, you know, we're going to obviously blend our families. And the plan, at least right now, that we've talked about is he is going to be moving into my home, which will become our home. And so if I am at his house, I'm like that, that lamp right there isn't coming.

Wait, what does he get to come with him? Just him and his kids?

He actually has really good taste I really love his couch What does he bring in? Come on

But the couch

The couch himself

The kids and his clothes

She's going to be standing at that door

With the moving truck Keep it, got it, lose it

By the way, there's going to be a great estate sale At Wes's house Glade plugins for all Question for you What did you have to get rid of from your significant other because you couldn't stand it? Like when you guys first got together and you guys decided that you were going to either get one place together or you're going to marry each other or whatever. What was it that you didn't like? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Because you never think about this. You think about furniture and you think about stuff like that. But you don't think about Glade plug-ins. What kind of laundry detergent do they use? Scented trash bags. Scented trash bags.

All my stuff that Meg doesn't like graduates down to the basement, which I think is purgatory until she realizes I don't remember it, and then she's going to get rid of it. She'll go buy something new, and I'll go, where's that pan I wanted? She's like, well, I already had one, so I put that one down the basement in case we need a spare. So she's sneaking my cleaning supplies go down the basement.

The basement, a.k.a., it's already gone. It's probably at Salvation Army. Yeah, it's gone. What's going on, Kim?

Hi. Yeah, so the upgrade plug-ins can be really, really, really bad for animals. So you guys have pets, right? Yes. There's your excuse. It can cause, like, asthmatic issues in animals and, like, there's warnings about it.

And is there something that we can cite on that one? Like, is there a study or something? Google it. Google it. It's always a good one. Study of Kim. Yeah. Mojo in the morning, hi. What's happening?

Hello.

How you doing? What did you have to get rid of?

I had to get rid of two things. I had a Stay Puft Marshmallow Man that I used to keep on my mantle that my girlfriend did not like. And I also had a beer horn that my dad got me that I used to carry around at our apartment at the house that I wear on my neck. And my girlfriend absolutely hates it, and I had to get rid of that as well.

Did she tell you to get rid of it, or did she just relocate them and say it doesn't match the decor?

Well, I moved the Stay Puft Marshmallow to my office. I had this really cool statue I used to keep above my fireplace. And then the beer horn, I actually put that in my office, too. But I actually brought that home recently, and she thought I threw it away. But I actually kept it.

It reappeared.

It reappeared. She thinks it's the most embarrassing thing. Yeah. But I love it.

What's going on, Ian? How you doing? Oh, it's the weirdest, Mojo.

So my mother and my father had, because my father, well, this was before the divorce, a squirrel table that was about three feet high, real slim, two dead squirrels that had been whatever.

it's called taxidermy yep there you go uh and when i got married my dad said do you want this and i asked my wife and she was so game for it and apparently it had gone through all of my brothers and my wife was the coolest one and so she ended up we still have it sit next to us we're moving into a trailer in a month it'll stay with us so what are these two squirrels doing stuffed on the table they like just hang just chilling or yeah they're just crawling up so it's like a real slim side table okay and they're crawling up one thick log of wood i think that's a talking piece right

there what's up laura hi when my boyfriend and i moved in together um he had to get rid of anything That had the cinnamon scent

To it

So any apple cinnamon Wax mouth Or blade plug-ins Or anything like that He was a cinnamon guy

He liked cinnamon

I can't do it It gives me a migraine And it makes my stomach upset

Interesting So he obviously wasn't wearing cinnamon The first night you guys met

Oh hell no

Stacy What did you have to ditch

Well before he was my husband And his mattress, because it was a very expensive mattress, and a TV. And some of his clothes.

Wait, that was the only stuff you let him move in with?

That was it.

Okay, so a mattress. You liked the mattress. They were fine with that, even though he might have been with other girls on that mattress?

Yeah, it was expensive, and I'll take it. You'll take it. Okay.

All right. Yeah. And Misfit Nicole, what's going on? What did you have to get rid of, of that good-looking guy you call your husband?

Good morning, everybody. Good morning. What's up, man? So Ed used to wear this hideous Nautica jacket that he thought was cool. Like, he thought it was a varsity jacket, and it was horrible. So, like, I got rid of it. Like, if you guys ever see, you remember Seinfeld? You guys Seinfeld people?

Yeah, I like Seinfeld.

You remember? It was an episode where Putty kept wearing the same jacket that he thought was cool that was Ed, and I, like, totally got rid of it. And he still asks me about it to this day, like, it's flying. And I'm like, dude, that's bitch. It's some homeless man right now. Don't make it out. Because I gave it to the Bill, Will, years ago.

Thanks, Nicole. We'll talk to you later.

Bye.

Bye. What did your husband, Olivia, have to get rid of?

So my boyfriend is obsessed with, like, the bar look. He loves bars that have the neon signs. So he had two huge beer Neon glow up signs In our kitchen for a year

Oh no Even I know that's wrong

How old is he though? Because it could be an age thing

He was 25

So 25 years old You're still in that phase

Olivia did you give him like a man cave Usually you give your man one little corner of the room Of the house and that's where all that stuff Has to gravitate towards

Those would look great in the garage

That's a great line

Cindy, your husband made you get rid of things. Usually it's the women that get to bring whatever they want.

He came in and started rearranging my stuff and telling me which pictures needed to go and the couch over there. And, I mean, it was hilarious.

What did he get rid of that you were upset about?

There was a couple pictures that he said had to go. They didn't match anything.

Shannon, what does Wes not like of yours?

Oh, that's a good question. and I got to ask him.

Oh, come on.

You know, he's never really said anything. Really? Yeah. Look at this crazy woman.

You think he's going to point it out to her?

The clutter drives him, like all the kids stuff, but that's just like he, you know. Well, he's on line number 10 right now. Wes?

Thanks for the call, Cindy. Have a great day.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30s.

Shout out to the texter who said, I would rather just keep all my furniture and get rid of my husband.

sometimes that might be the smartest thing to do breaking dirty this morning what's going on

yes Buster Murdoch the living son of now convicted murderer Alex Murdoch just filed a police report he claims he's being stalked so Buster and his girlfriend Brooklyn told police actually this happened on Sunday morning we're just now getting details that photos of them inside of their home had appeared in a New York Post article and I just checked yep that's right They reviewed their ring doorbell camera footage and they saw this gray Dodge Challenger lingering outside of their home the day prior. So they're thinking whomever was inside of that had something to do with taking these photos inside their house and then selling them to the tabloids. The sheriff's office said extra patrols are going to be added and they just said to Buster, you know, know any suspicious activities. No, this is all going to be set up for his dad's alibi in the appeals case.

You think so?

A hundred percent, because they were going to say, so all the evidence was clearly against this guy, right? We can all kind of agree. Oh. When it comes to his wife and his son, he never really knows. So when he set up his fake murder as well, because for the insurance claim that went awry where he was shot in the head and then he lived. Yeah. I think they're going to be setting up that, oh, we really were being stalked. Somebody really did kill the kid. Even after I went to jail, there was a threat against my son. See, it wasn't me. It couldn't have been my alibi That's an interesting theory

Can I bring up a couple things here First off You see that the dad shaved his head Alex Murdoch shaved his head Which by the way is probably a good thing to do Because he was a dorky guy But second thing is This Buster guy Is as shady as the brother And the dad And this whole family The Buster Murdoch if you watch that Netflix special I mean you learn that this guy Is a goofball That probably is the reason for At least one of the family's murders And honestly Maybe he helped his dad Who knows

A lot of people think he did Especially after he took the money and went to Vegas To try to clean the money That his dad was stealing It's so sketchy That whole family is just powerful In that area of the country And they got away with everything For a very long time

I was having a conversation with my son Joe And we were trying to figure out Why is it that southern red headed guys Always get hot girls And we can't figure it out Like these guys that live in the south Because of their bank account

I think it's the 4.3 million dollars they were stealing

If you look at the girl that the brother who got killed Was you know With that ended up dying or whatever You know on that boat thing She was a beautiful girl She could have done so much better Move to the north girls move to the north?

I guess all of those rumors were true. Avril Lavigne and Tyga are hooking up. They were at Paris Fashion Week yesterday. They were at one of the Fashion Week parties and holding hands, kissing. So there's no saying they're just friends anymore. They did spark dating rumors earlier this year. They've been hanging out a ton in L.A., also in Paris, where, coincidentally, Avril's ex, Maude's son, proposed to her last year. I remember she called off that engagement to Maude last month. Police in Colorado are investigating Memphis Grizzlies all-star John Morant over an incident in which he allegedly flashed a gun at a nightclub during an Instagram live on Saturday morning. The Glendale, Colorado police captain said police didn't receive any calls to report him doing this at the nightclub. But the video of it was going around the Internet and they caught wind of it and said, OK, you know, we we have to do something here. ESPN says police are investigating whether Morant broke any gun laws. Excuse me, choked. The Grizzlies suspended John Morant for at least two games, I know.

Did you hear Jalen Rose talking about him?

I did not.

You know, Fab Five member Jalen Rose works for ABC and ESPN. He was talking about.

I am John Morant. Like, you guys have got a chance to see me grow up for public consumption since 1991. and I've been involved in drug raids I've survived assassination attempts I've been that undisciplined young person that was trying to figure out how to be famous how to be successful and how to change the dynamics of my family the one thing that young people have to understand And in John Morant's case, when you first get drafted, you go from being a member of the family, a member of the crew to being the leader, to being the breadwinner. And first and foremost, I hear a lot of people talking about like his family and his crew. When you the leader, it's on you because you end up searching that lifestyle.

He actually said that he would have people that would hit him up saying, hey, from the streets of Detroit, you came from our streets. Now you've got to be part of this. Buy us weapons. Buy us drugs. And he said he had to back off from these people and get them out of their life, get them out of his life. And if you look at what Jalen Rose has done right now in his life, he's used his money that he's made as a professional athlete, opened up a school in one of the worst neighborhoods in the city of Detroit, and giving kids an opportunity to actually be where he's at and get out of a bad situation. And he's saying, Ja Morant, you have the opportunity right now as one of the best players in the NBA to do that. Don't be walking around showing on Instagram that you're carrying around a gun and hanging out with thugs and doing all this stuff. He's like, get your ass together and start being more responsible. You are somebody that people are looking up to right now. And lastly, Mike, this is for you. The first trailer for Paramount Pictures and Seth Rogen's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Mutant Mayhem reboot was released yesterday. So you were baby turtles who made contact with mystery goo.

Well, we prefer the term ooze, but yeah. It's like more like, it's just nicer. It rolls off the tongue better, yeah. Ooze. It's nice, right?

The film is set to hit theaters on August 4th. You can see that and all of today's Dirty on the Dirty page at MojoInTheMorning.com.

Mike, are you going to have a special screening of that? I hope so. I would love to. There's a lot of big names in it.

Yeah, and I think they found the right person to get a fan like Seth Rogen to do it. It's going to be fun.

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And now, please welcome America's favorite lumpy lady, Mojo in the Morning. mojo in the morning show ah man at this point of the uh show it's one of those things where if you missed any portion of the show you probably feel like you missed out and you have to wait until late to go and listen to our podcasts nope we actually post the podcast during the show so you can actually listen to the show that you missed even like as early as like a couple minutes ago so subscribe to the podcast have it automatically downloaded to your phone uh time now here on the mojo in the morning show for am I the a-hole and you get to decide whether or not he's the a-hole or maybe she's the a-hole and when I say he I'm talking about Craig who his wife did something that he is not happy with and actually is still doing it right Craig or has she stopped since you put up your opposition to it um no she she hasn't stopped she's still doing it so craig craig is on with us right now his wife mariah is also on with us right now and craig doesn't think that he's in the wrong but we're going to decide whether or not he is with am i the a-hole craig what is it

you're upset about okay um well i'm a little uncomfortable talking about it even but so my wife and i uh maria maria she she's been allowing our teenage son to have sex with his girlfriend in the house and i just i just don't think i'm okay with it um it makes me really young couple i've been trying to kind of see past this maybe see this her side of the story but i

i just cannot i hate it well even before we get into whether we think it's right or not probably should have been a conversation between the two of you

where you stand before it's just started happening maria um and i apologize for calling you mariah But Maria, why are you doing this? Why are you allowing your teenage son? And first off, what are you allowing your teenage son to do?

Allowing them to be in the room with the door closed, and I've talked with him, I've prepared him with protection, and I would just much rather know what he's doing and where he is than if he's off somewhere who knows where. They could really get into trouble. Okay. So you just want him to get into trouble instead in his bedroom.

But it's safe trouble, she's saying, because she's allowing him to do it.

I know, but this is something that you guys both have to be on the same page about. For sure.

We talked earlier this hour on the show about finding your child's sex toys, and we found that there were parents that bought sex toys for their kids. Now we're talking to parents who actually openly, or a parent who openly allows their child to have sex at home. None of these people were ever my parents. I couldn't even bring food up to my bedroom, let alone a girl up to my bedroom. Although there were not many options of girls that wanted to come up to my bedroom.

That's true. My parents would never allow it either, but they never had to worry about it because I never had a girl that was willing to come to my house.

All right, so I'm trying to unravel this thing, and then we're going to decide who we think the a-hole is on this one. So, Maria, you are your son, and how old is your son? Sixteen. Sixteen years old. Your son's dating a girl, right?

Yeah, and they've been together for a while, and I just think that they're going to do it no matter what I say.

Okay. And so you're okay with them going up in the room and closing the door and stuff, which is interesting because that in our house with my children, it was, you weren't allowed to go upstairs. Like you can go down in the basement and be down in the basement, but we also would send our youngest son Luke to go interrupt them all the time. But, um, and Craig, you were never brought into a conversation about this. Maria never said to you, Hey, what do you think about this?

no and and listen it's never been like up front and said that they're they're having sex in there but i feel like i have a pretty good idea of what's going on yeah and uh i you know i'm at work all the time so i feel like i really haven't had any say about this and it's been really bothering me yeah i just don't know that i can deal with it i mean is it is it unreasonable for me to feel this way by the jerk about this now i just don't think i'm just not comfortable with

it at all listen i would say this you guys both definitely should be on the same page on this one but i also think that what maria is doing is like i don't know it's it's it's way way like over the edge of what i would think that normal parents would do but i could be wrong i mean there might be some parents that are saying hey i'd rather my kid like you said they're doing it so doing it at home and i'd rather have you do it in the home and then in a car and uh but um am i the a-hole it's mojo in the morning 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 craig uh or i'm sorry uh rebecca is craig the a-hole

no i understand where they're both coming from but i understand rebecca completely because like you guys were mentioning you know where they're doing it and regardless you'd rather have them do it at home where there's going to be protection and safe than you know they're going to go to some random parking lot and do it where it's not safe and who knows what can happen after that.

Yeah. So what would you do if you were these parents? Where would you, where do you draw the line?

I would definitely draw the line. If obviously it's when we were home, we could hear things we could, you know, and obviously he doesn't know exactly if they're having sex or not, but if you could hear things and it makes you, you don't want to hear the stuff in the house, but if you know that they're doing it and they're being comfortable and, they are doing what needs to be done to be safe about it, then I would allow it.

See, it's interesting because I would say this, that you want your kids to be safe first and foremost, but by doing that, encouraging them, it's like the parents who let their kids drink at home.

I would still have to talk with them as I think they're still too young and shouldn't, but if they thought they were ready to have something like that, just be careful with it. Don't do it in a random parking lot where they can get caught and get trouble, but definitely wait if they think, you know, if they could wait, they could wait.

And like to what level, and this is something for Maria, but to what level, I know you say you buy protection and stuff, but do you also make sure that the room is nicely, you know, done for them? And like, like how romantic do you leave it for your teenager?

I don't decorate the room with candles or anything, But I have helped him set up some dates and come up with ideas. I mean, I think I'm teaching him how to treat a woman, which is super important, especially these days.

Okay. All right. Yes. Jeremy? It is. Jeremy? Well, hold on. Hold on, Jeremy. Let me introduce you. Hey, guys. It's Jeremy. He's a caller. Jeremy.

Am I the a-hole? What do you think? I like the callers that are already talking before we picked them up. They're like talking to the radio right now. Jeremy, what do you think? Is Craig the a-hole?

No, I agree with him full-heartedly. I have actually two daughters that are grown up and out of the house now, but completely right from where he's coming from, for sure, especially at the age of 16. I mean, that's kind of crazy if you really think about it. You know, you're just teaching them, from what I see, you're just teaching them the wrong ways right from the get-go. Oh, here's a good question.

Why do you say that?

The age of 16. I mean, there's a lot more things in the world that they could be concentrating on rather than having sex in your own mother's house. But they are.

Well, I wasn't. I didn't do it until I was 17.

Right, but I think a big part of this, though, is making kids comfortable enough to make that decision for themselves. So if you're saying, well, I didn't, so you shouldn't, that doesn't mean that they're not going to do it. Kids are going to do what they want to do no matter what. But providing them an atmosphere where they feel safe to say, yes, I'm ready or no, I'm not, I think it's a way, way more important issue than where they're having the sex.

I think it just needs to be done, though, with a – like they need to present a united front, which is not happening. Here's a question.

Why does dad get the right say? Why is it – well, the dad's just right.

You should at least have a say.

Right.

I mean, here's a question for this dad, Jeremy, on here because he's got a daughter. How would you feel? Two of them. Two of them. How would you feel if their boyfriend's mom was making it romantically possible for your daughters to have sex in the teenage boy's house?

I would probably definitely go to the house and snatch my daughter right out of that house.

Maria, do you make sure that the mothers, the mother of your 16-year-old son are okay with this? Or have you not even contacted them?

And that's another big thing there. If she's not communicating with the daughter's parents about this, I think that's the wrong thing.

Let me ask her that question, Jeremy. Maria?

Yeah, I have, because they're young, and there has to be full consent, especially being the mother of a boy.

So you got it okayed by the mom. So you're okay. All right. And the mom was okay with it? Was she at all taken back by this? And does she also allow your son to go over and have sex with her daughter in their house?

Yeah, they have. I mean, she feels the same. And, like, you know what happens when you say no to a child. They still find a way to an adult, really. We find a way to do what we want to do no matter what. So she's on board with it. And then especially the mother of a son, like, if he's accused of something at this young age, his life could be ruined.

That's true. That's very true. Wow.

Yeah, but at the age of 16, I mean, you're teaching them that it's okay to have sex at, you know, the age of 16. You know, kids are going to do what they're going to do regardless.

But it's young. Thanks, Sharon.

But for some people, it is okay. So, like, for some parents.

Not allowing Greg to have any kind of say in it. That's the big point. That'll turn a dad into an overprotective dad for sure. But that'll also turn the father into, you know, not wanting to feel like he has anything to say in the house at all.

And I don't like the argument of, well, they're going to do it anyways. No, that's your job as a parent is to stop that, is to be the person who has to make the tough decisions like that and says, no, you're not going to do that right now. You need to focus on other things. Sex is not the most important thing in the entire world.

And every now and again, somebody should be told no and understand that there are consequences to saying yes to a person's no.

But I think you can convey that you don't want them to make that decision. But at the end of the day, they're people. They get to make their own decisions on their lives. So give them as much information as you can, all of the safety precautions that you can, and then express your views. But know that at the end of the day, you can't control them. You can't stop them from doing that.

The problem, though, I think nowadays is nobody instills values into anybody anymore and holds them to their values.

But not everybody shares the same values.

Well, but your children, shouldn't your children, shouldn't you as the parent until your child's 18 or even past that? I like to give my kids values and they're, you know, I got a couple that are over 18.

We just talked about integrity yesterday, right?

I mean, yes. Don't go into that. But that's different for different people.

Because I was raised in a household where that was.

not acceptable and my sex education growing up ruins my adult perspective on sex like i am so uncomfortable to this day because of what was forced upon me as a child and i think that has huge repercussions as well for a healthy adult life uh what do you think about this uh kim

i agree with the father and mainly because my husband and i i have a 19 year old and a 25 19-year-old girl, 25-year-old boy, and we talked to and taught our children about sex, but we're not letting them have sex in our house and setting it up so teenagers can get out here and start making decisions that teenagers shouldn't really be making, even though these days there's a lot of sex going around, and teenagers can't deny that. However, you can, like I just heard her saying it's still value then we did we weren't taught where i'm about 50 and we weren't taught about sex until we were actually doing it back then so it's all about you teach them you let them know like hey this is what it is we would prefer you wait till you get married but who's

really doing that but the thing about i'm not going to set up a sex room for them yeah i i always i I always say this, that my kids get a say-so the moment they start paying taxes. If they start paying taxes, then they're allowed to have a say-so. What's going on, Ryan?

Yes, what's up, y'all? How you doing? Basically, my dude, he's not wrong. The mom, I think she might want to be a grandmother. In my situation, I'm in the same situation. My girl, that's my 15-year-old stepdaughter, have sex in her own, and now she's pregnant.

Wait, who's your girl? Your daughter's mother?

Yes.

Wow. She let her.

I tried to stop it so many times, but she likes it and let it happen. And that's what happened.

So wait, so it didn't instill her the thought of having safe sex, even though mom was okay with it?

They said they don't have a safe sex, but they're going to do what they want to do, like people say. But it should have been like a challenge. When we grew up with a challenge, you had to find someone to have sex.

Do you think, though, that your daughter would have just gotten pregnant anyway? I mean, I hate to say that, but if your kid's having sex, they're having sex unprotected.

I think so, but that just made it way easier.

Okay. All right. This is one of those things where I'm going to say this to Craig and to Maria. I think you definitely, whether you agree or disagree with Craig or disagree with Maria, I really do think that you need to be on the same page. Because if you're on different pages, it's just going to cause for more problems in your marriage. All right, it is Zemojo in the morning show. Oh, gosh, this is interesting. Because now she's going to have one up on us. Do you guys want to know the states that have the best tippers? According to the platform Toast, they examined tipping nationwide of people that use their app. And they found, ready for this? Here, I'll do a drum roll on this one here when it comes to tipping. They looked at the average tips across the U.S. and they found that Cleveland topped all American cities when it came to tipping. The average tip was 20.6%. In terms of the states with the highest tipping percentage, well, that put Ohio into the top 10 at number 6 as far as tipping is concerned. well done ohio michigan is way down on this list guys i was gonna ask that next yeah the top states are delaware indiana wyoming kentucky west virginia ohio new hampshire south carolina

wisconsin and pennsylvania and by the way i i don't have a direct correlation to the list you can say those states again but i've read in articles before that it's usually the states with the lowest income and the towns with the lowest income that people are the most generous with their tips and it's it's you know wild when you think about that it's not the people that have all the crazy extra money to throw around and maybe it's because people are more appreciative of servers and of wait staff because maybe they had that job themselves one time yeah i think that

that might be the case say the states again um delaware indiana wyoming kentucky this makes sense west virginia ohio new hampshire south carolina wisconsin pennsylvania yeah that's

interesting you don't see uh new york and california and connecticut and very expensive

yeah um okay so uh so you guys are are are tipping you guys just give the tip and that's it um lydia had an incident happen to her uh lydia is one of our producers here and she screens your calls so when you call 844 mojo live she's the friendly voice on the

other end of the line. She had a tipping thing happen to her that she said is happening way

too often. And what is that? Yeah. So I guess automatic tipping is a thing. This past weekend, I went out with some of my girlfriends to get some lunch and the line for it, you have to, you have to go in the line first, you have to order and then you pay and you step back and they come in, they bring it to your table as you see it yourself. Well, as I was getting up to leave, I had already left a tip. And one of my friends said, well, why are you leaving a tip? And I was like, well, because, you know, like, they waited on us. They at least brought us waters. And it was just like, you know, I was a server once before. I think it's a nice thing to do. And she's like, no, this place automatically puts a tip on your tab when you're ordering at the kiosk. And I was like, no way.

Wait a second. So when you order up at the counter, they put a tip on the tab?

Yeah, automatically.

Wait. But yet, does everybody tip when they're going and ordering at a counter and then picking it and going?

I'm assuming that's why they do it because people don't. Maybe people weren't. Yeah, I don't think people were tipping enough or weren't tipping at all so they just assumed they didn't have to.

What kind of place is this that you went to?

Can I say the name of it? Commonwealth. Commonwealth in Birmingham.

Oh, like a coffee and breakfast place?

Yeah, it's like a brunch spot.

So is that a place that they don't come and serve you at your table?

Yeah, they serve you. They just bring the water. They bring the water over, and they bring the food over. And your food. And they bring, like, the utensils and stuff, and they're really nice.

So it's kind of like a Panera?

Yeah, something like that.

Or it's a nice Panera, probably, because they charge 15%.

I mean, they bring your stuff to the table, but it's not like they're taking your order at the table. You do that at the front.

Yeah.

Okay. Do you know what I mean? So they bring you all of your stuff. So they bring you all of your stuff. And then they bring it all to you, and they charge 15%. I hate when they do that stuff. Like, I always hate when they have to put the – and I guess they do it for a purpose because they're probably not getting tips. So, one of the things that drives me absolutely crazy is when they don't make it enough known. Because here's the thing. They're charging you 15%. I may want to give them 20%. So, now I've got to figure out the math of five more percent.

Right. Right. You know? Right.

Which is annoying as hell doing that. That's the part. Yeah. I'm trying to figure the math out, Mike. It does. It drives me crazy. I always hate it, too, when the waiter or waitress will tip you if you have a party over a certain amount of people and won't say to you as they're giving you the bill, hey, by the way, we also just throw the tip right on there. I don't mind if they throw the tip right on there, but tell me that you threw the tip right on there because in some places you get duped by that.

Right. Because I'll always add extra because I like to be pretty generous with tips, and I understand why they do it because sometimes big parties really screw the servers and they don't tip well. but it's got to be printed on that check where you can see it so you know whether or not it's on there yeah and a lot of the restaurants are like going to get in tax trouble if they don't realize these automatic gratuities the irs considers them service charges they don't say their tips so a lot of really yeah so the restaurant is supposed to just count that almost like uh service charger or wages that that it's taken out of you know that they they're taxed differently than and because you know restaurants get specific breaks and different how they categorize how they pay server staff because they expect tips to be taken care of on the server's end not on their weight on this on the restaurant's end but if the restaurant's collecting those tips then it's not really this handled the same way as yeah i did not know that that's interesting

what's going on laura yeah i um ordered takeout this weekend from one of my favorite morning restaurants and for the first time they asked if i'd like to um add a tip to my bill and i was like a tip for what i'm coming to pick it up well we're bringing it out to your car well if i'm coming to pick it up i might as well walk in and get it i mean what am i paying for a tip for a lot of times

a lot of times the person that's preparing those that's handling all the takeout and carrying it out they still have to put your whole order together from the kitchen bag it up staple it put it together run your charge and all that stuff so then they're still doing that and they're still only getting paid a server's wage but they're not on the floor of being able to get

tips from customers in the restaurant i think i think a lot of people probably feel like i get

what you're saying the restaurant should pay marijuana dispensaries they have a tip oh i know

yeah i mean we have gone we have gone tip crazy and the fact of the matter is these these businesses They should be taken care of.

Laura, you got to tip your bud tender.

When you guys tip on a carryout order, do you tip 20% or do you tip a little bit less because it's a carryout, like a pickup order?

It depends on how cute she is. No, because I struggle with that.

yeah so i usually do like 15 for takeout and then i do like 30 percent or up depending on how good they were for a table yeah uh sarah hello hi there how you doing i'm good how are you good

we're talking about the tip craziness yeah so i don't tip when i go to culver's it's the same it's the same concept as that birmingham uh place that lydia went yeah you know you go up your order they come and they bring your food and your drink but it's not an expected tip at culver so i think that brimingham is just probably a rich area and they want a little bit extra

well no there's a difference in how they're paid a lot of times fast food workers might be paid 15 16 an hour a server at a restaurant with seating might actually only be paying someone

eight percent and then tips although she may have a point though on the neighborhood the people in the neighborhood either maybe they put that 15 on there because the people the rich people aren't as generous or they put it on there because they realize that it doesn't affect them 15 doesn't

affect all the restaurants are doing that now they always flip that ipad around to you just

to see hey if you're willing to pay dude every pizza delivery driver will tell you you don't want to go to the nice neighborhoods because you're not making any money really i thought there'd be more no they don't tip and when i worked at a restaurant why do you think they got all the money yeah one of the like richest business owners in toledo very well known would come in all the time and never tipped a penny ever that rotten son of a b scott sands

scott sands is by the way one of the more generous people i've ever seen and the reason why he's the most generous guy i've ever seen is because scott sands is on the radio and he knows he'll be called

out if he's not generous what's up alex hi my name is alex i'm a manager at a mcdonald's in sterling heights michigan and i just i had a call in because there uh you know that one lady that uh called in and she mentioned how you know what's the reason for me tipping if i'm gonna come pick it up yeah there's people inside still working still getting your food together that don't get regular tips we're still service people we're still restaurant workers you know i'm i'm in a mcdonald's drive-thru but when people see me stressed out they they hand me five bucks i biggest tip i've got is 20 but like that's cool very generous yeah because i do curbside all the

time at mcdonald's now because it's faster than the drive-thru so giving a a nice tip is probably something really nice to happen to a person that works there that normally doesn't see that right it's very nice yes i never thought about that how do i tell them i'm gonna tip them so that they're faster bringing it out to me can i hold the sign up if you hurry up i'll give you a tip Because I always think they're, like, after the fact.

Right. You know, we got to add something on, like, the app where you can do that. And so we can see that. And not that we prioritize your order, you know, whether you tip. But, you know, people don't understand that, you know, things come up differently. I don't know what people think goes on in here. So, like, even if somebody's, like, lane order is taken before somebody else is in the other lane, They don't understand both of those people, both of those crew members are taking orders, making drinks. The person in that cash is cashing out. So, like, there's other duties that they're doing as well as taking orders.

And you know what's interesting about this whole thing? Like, talking about the carryout, I always will give a tip on the carryout if they ask me because I feel like if I do that, they'll put a little loving into my food.

Which is what?

Like, if I order, like, pizza or whatever at a pizza place and they'll say, would you like to add a tip there? I always end up throwing, yeah, 20%. Here you go.

But haven't they already made your food?

But make it with a kiss. No, no, no, when I order it. So I always, because they know that it's not a cheapskate that's doing that. Well, how about this?

When I worked at a restaurant, the servers had to take to-go's and they had to tip out the busser and the bar and everybody based on their total sales. So if you're not tipping on to-go, your server is still paying for that money at the end of the night. Wow, I never thought about that.

I've had this tip jar sitting next to me for weeks. All the entertainment we give people every morning. Nobody's put anything in here.

Emily wants to call up about that specific place that Lydia went to, Commonwealth. What did you want to say?

I actually used to work there, and there's two sides of it. um obviously it's a more wealthy city so people either didn't notice um because they're just paying they don't care um or people would notice after and throw a fit because they didn't have a

choice oh so this is we're now the after part throwing a fit on the radio yeah me too yeah

did you find that it was helpful for you working there to get the automatic tips because people

were being cheap 100 so that's why the turnover rate at the time was so low because you would make so much money in a week

that you could never get that money anywhere else, but it's really just because we got paid a lower wage but made so much in tits.

Interesting. I'll tell you what. You put those jars that say Team Haley or Team Selena. I know. I always want to put money in those, too.

That was the best, yeah. All right, Mojo in the Morning. Six on six.

I'll tell you what it's got in it. It's got sexual innuendo, mild profanity, toilet humor, and drinking. Isn't that a... Roll the awkwardness. It's Mojo in the Morning, six on six.

Jesse.

Yes, sir.

Six on sex with your grandma. Oh, my God.

I love it. It's going to be awkward.

So this is actually interesting. Your mom was supposed to do it with you, but then got a little busy. So you decided that you didn't want to miss out on the prize. Yeah, no, absolutely. We're calling your grandma here, and she's on the phone with us right now. Grandma Connie, are you okay with being on the radio?

Yes, he told me he wanted me to help him in the car.

Yes. Grandma, you feeling good today? Where are you, by the way? It was an out-of-area area code.

Yeah, I live in the UP.

Oh, you do? So you're one of those up there that has to bear the burden of all the crazy weather.

I am. I am. And I'm grateful it's getting to be March, and it's going to be over soon.

Yeah, I don't blame you. Grandma, say hello to Jessie, your sweet Jessie.

Hello, Jessie.

Hi, Grandma.

I don't know what you've gotten me into.

We're doing a contest, Grandma.

Okay.

That is very interesting, and it's going to be very revealing. You'll never, ever be able to look at your grandson in the eyes ever again. Jessie, tell Grandma the name of the contest.

It is called Six on Sex.

Jessie. Oh, this is not one that grandma's listened to

Yeah, that's for sure

Grandma, I'm going to ask Jesse six questions about his sex life

Oh dear

And if at any point it gets to be too much for you Hang up the phone

Okay, I will

And if you do, he loses, okay?

Oh, okay

But that's alright All right, here we go. Jesse, question number one. We're going to do the body count here right now, Grandma. Question number one. Jesse, how many people have you had sex with?

Between 25 and 30. Oh, my God. Let's see. Sorry, Grandma.

Brief. You're not just bragging and adding the number Question number two

If you've had that many people, Jesse You've had to have at least one one-night stand How many have you had?

Or the number, remember

Uh, crap, I'd say somewhere around 10-ish.

Oh, my God.

I went through a spell the last five years, so it's been mayhem.

10 one-night stands.

Is this spell getting over with anytime soon? Yeah, yeah, it is. It's all done. Don't worry.

Grandma, have you ever heard of a thing called a threesome?

I've heard of it, yeah.

Well, your grandson Jesse is going to answer question number three. How many threesomes have you had if you've had that many people?

One. That's a good three. Really? One? One, and it wasn't a typical one. It was more of like the Eiffel Tower. Oh, gosh. Okay. Okay.

Do you know what that is, Grandma?

No, don't even include it. Oh, the visuals.

Wow. Grandma, question number four and six on sex. I'm not going to expand, Jesse. You asked me not to. Question number four. Jesse, have you ever had public sex, like sex in public? And if so, any places that we would know?

Yep. Um, I don't, my grandma probably wouldn't know it, but, um, there's a parking garage right next to the Fox Theater. Um, we were on top of the parking garage facing Comerica Park, right after the hoedown.

Oh. You know what the hoedown is, Grandma?

I, I don't.

It's what got your...

What was happening on the rooftop of that parking garage? It was a hold-down.

Yeah. Man. What a beautiful view that must have been.

It was great. The stars are out. It was a beautiful night. It was great.

Yeah. It's actually interesting that you're on with us and doing Six on Sex, and we're talking about all this stuff. We were supposed to have Grandma Jessie's mom on the phone.

Yeah, yes, I know. She said she had a meeting at work. Yeah, she's smart.

The amazing thing is we were going to ask this question for question number five. Maybe you can still answer it. Have you ever heard your mom fooling around, Jesse?

Have I heard my mom?

Yes.

Yes. Oh, no, I have nightmares about it.

Really?

Oh, I'm going to have nightmares.

And now, Grandma Connie, is that your daughter? Yes. And who was it that she was fooling around with? Was it your dad, or who was it?

To be respectful for my grandma, this one I can't get into detail with. Oh, boy. Oh, Grandma, sounds like the Eiffel Tower doesn't fall far from the tree. No, this one I can't get into detail with. Not with her on the phone. Not with her on the phone? When she hangs up, I'll explain it.

Okay. Question number six, then, in Six on Sex. Grandma, this is the last one. Okay. Jesse, do you enjoy any kind of... Grandma, do you know what it means when it says kink? Do you enjoy any kind of kink, Jesse?

I don't have anything specific, but I would say if I had to pick one, It would probably be like the more bondage-style type thing, like tying up.

Okay.

I'm a fisherman, so I'm pretty good with knots.

That has been Six on Sex, everybody. And Grandma's still on the phone, so Grandma, yes.

I hope you win a big prize for that. If I did, I'd give it to you, Grandma. You suffered enough

What a sweetheart Well next time we're up in the UP grandma We're going to come visit

You have a fantastic day

We'll let you go God bless you

Love you too honey

Alright Jesse I got to know What's the mom story

My mom growing up was a Lesbian The reason I couldn't say it in front of my grandma Is they didn't talk for years Because of her choices And there was one night I was in third grade And her girlfriend and them went to bed And I could hear it watching a movie And it is burned into my brain Oh yeah And I can literally tell you The movie I was watching What time it was I want to know the movie It was that one with Danny DeVito And Arnold Schwarzenegger Kindergarten cops No twins Oh, twins, twins Yes, that is the one I was watching Wow, well, you know Without mom on the phone to defend herself It's probably better you didn't bring it up with grandma Yeah, no, even mom wouldn't have liked to hear that

But don't you Doesn't it make you think back and go God, mom had a good sex life

Yeah, no, she probably definitely did Like, growing up, it was really hard to deal with But now I'm like, do your thing, mom Whatever makes it happen

You go get it, go get her

Six on 6-6 Mojo in the Mornings 6 on 6

Mojo in the Mornings Dirty on the 30 Alright, Dirty on the 30 right now Shannon, what's trending?

So, are you a Vanderpump Rules fan?

No, I know my wife watches it But I have not gotten into it yet

I'm a Lisa Vanderpump fan Same! Same, but I really didn't Maybe I got into the first season of Vanderpump Rules But we're on season 10 at this point So that was a long time ago

I think if you're a Bravo fan, you watch all of the Bravo shows, it seems like. No?

I was going to say no if that's not true. Why?

What are you watching?

What do you not watch? I love Below Deck, but I am not watching Vanderpump Rules.

I have friends in social media tell me, like, check in on your Bravo fans this week because it's going to be a rough one.

This is like drama. I mean, it is. Yeah. So if you don't watch Vanderpump Rules, there is a scandal, a cheating scandal, a scandoval is what they're calling it. because one of the guys' names involved is Tom Sandoval. But, like, these two people were together, Tom and Ariana, and then one of the other cast members...

Raquel came in and has been cheating with Tom for months and months now, and they allegedly planned to tell Ariana about their affair until she found out thanks to some inappropriate text messages, some inappropriate videos. Andy Cohen said he suspects there's been something going on between Raquel and Tom since back in the fall during BravoCon in New York City.

Well, they said it's been going on for forever. For six months, six or seven months. BravoCon was in October. So there's video that people were posting of Tom and the extras. And I was at that show, and I'm standing there, and Raquel's behind me, and Ariana's in front of me. And you can see how they're both looking at Sandoval. It's wild. This is reverberating, okay?

Yeah, so here's the thing. Raquel Levis and Tom Scandoval weren't really hiding their affinity for one another because fans noticed months ago that they started wearing matching lightning bolt necklaces. Oh, boy. Somehow, I didn't catch on to that. Northwest dressed like Ice Spice in a video that's now going viral and the internet has thoughts. First, they did a TikTok together. And then a couple of days later, North dressed as Ice Spice, complete with a curly red wig, her signature chain, and recreated that moment of them being together, stitching together the original video with a friend. Kim actually makes a quick cameo in one of the videos, like blowing a kiss to the camera or whatever. Well, some Kanye West fans have thoughts, specifically with comments like this one. Kanye was right There's no way a 9 year old Should be on TikTok Idolizing Ice Spice Listening to her music about twerking And having sex with men Kim is a terrible parent So because of these TikToks Now it's one check in the box For Kanye And a big fat zero for Kim Who's admitting that they're fans of Kanye in 2023? That was my other question

They probably shouldn't be on TikTok though She specifically

Will be in every one of the videos just to prove that she is monitoring all of these. That's why we see glimpses of Kim in the background.

But do we know that she's always there watching her on TikTok?

Nothing gets posted unless Kim's in it. No, but you're saying watching.

But I'm saying looking at TikTok at night.

Oh, I couldn't tell you, but I would guess it's pretty heavily monitored with the way that they have been raised on social media. Comments are always disabled, and we've never seen their account comment on anything.

yeah um what else did justin bieber shade selena gomez amid her feud with his wife hayley fans seem to think seem to think so i'm not talking today uh i am gonna clear up this one though over the weekend some photos surfaced of this alleged party favor that all of the attendees at justin's 29th birthday received i don't know did you see what this was i don't know if it's a wine cork or it's It's like some sort of silver. It looks like a nice. Nicknack. Yeah, I don't know what it is. A nicknack, as my grandma would say. But it had an inscription that read, I'm so thankful that I didn't end up with what I thought I wanted. I bet Haley Bieber is my name. And so people were like, ooh, that is shade to Selena. What team are you on?

Team Selena or Team Haley?

Team Selena. If you're on Team Haley, I assume you're a mean girl. Yeah. Yep, absolutely. Well, here's the thing. People thought that that was a party favor. And there were many of them There was only one And it was actually a gift Given to Justin by somebody I don't know who It wasn't a party favor So yeah I have no idea

It seems like a thing she would do

And lastly I can't play the audio of this Because I would just have to beep the whole thing There's a video going around I posted it to the dirty page at mojointhewinning.com The video shows a dad Hurriedly covering his son's ears While a woman is screaming at a man She apparently caught cheating At a Milwaukee Bucks game I saw this

I saw it on Twitter and I was like Is this real or not? But it is real It looks 100% real

She is just furious with a dude Who's sitting just in front of a dad and a son Who were probably having a great little father-son date To the Bucks game And I mean This girl sees her man Somebody else at the game There are words exchanged There are some fingers exchanged And This poor dad's like What in the heck do I do And the dad's just covering up the ears The whole time

All I wanted was a nice moment with my kid

Did you see mom had the eyes covered While dad had the ears covered Do you guys have the audio?

No I just said I can't play it It's all F-bombs

Every word is an F-bomb Yeah, S-word, B-word. Thank you.

I actually tried to bleep it earlier this morning.

No, the whole thing.

The problem is that you get one long bleep out of the deal.

It's funny because Dad's like, we're not leaving. I'm not going to get up and walk away. I paid for these tickets. And I feel bad.

You know how the security at Little Suites Arena is always like their old guys that are there? You feel bad for the lady who is the security person that's trying to deal with the whole thing. It's like she's just trying to escort her. Excuse me. You got to leave. You got to leave.

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com. Let's go!

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. And another world-famous phone scam is next. It's time for an official government survey. It's Mojo in the Morning's Senseless Survey.

Hello? Hello, this is Mr. Dabalina Khan from the U.S. Senseless Bureau. And we got your census form in the mail. We just had three follow-up questions, if you have about 30 seconds. What do you make of America's youth flocking to Cleveland, Ohio, as the next big hotspot spring break destination?

I don't know. I haven't kept up with that.

And have you gotten your vaccinations against March Madness yet?

No, not that I know of.

Okay. And have you decided which room in your home you'll puke into on St. Patrick's Day yet, or are you just going to stick to the backseat of the car?

To be honest, I'd rather not even answer that.

Who will you be taking to prom this year?

I won't be taking anybody to prom.

And what's the most you'd spend on a pair of boxer shorts? How many more of these do we have? I have two left, and then we'll get out of your hair. And when's the last time you had a pillow fight?

I don't recall ever having a pillow fight.

Really?

No, except for teenagers, maybe. Oh, okay.

Would you report a family member to the police if you knew they had committed a crime?

Yes.

And then we'll just go back to, I didn't get your answer.

You know, I'm finished with this. I've had enough of this. Okay.

Well, you're not really. We still have about 40 questions to go.

Well, I'm sorry. You're about to ask someone else.

Yeah. Well, we'll just get to the.

That's all you're getting out of her. Okay. It is the Senseless Survey with Mr. Bob Dabalina.

Check it out. One more Senseless Surveys here in this podcast. at MojoInTheMorning.com.

Mojo in the Morning Show. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. I just ate some Doma that Lydia's mom made. It's so good.

It is so good. I had some yesterday.

Megan.

Mojo.

How are you? Were you trying to FaceTime me yesterday? Somebody, it was either you or it was Ellen that was trying to FaceTime. I thought it was a group FaceTime or something like that.

Oh, Ellen's been FaceTiming me all the time lately. I actually blame you because her and I used to just talk on the phone, and then you started FaceTiming, and now we FaceTime all the time. And I don't look good enough to FaceTime all the time. And she would, like, three-way with me and EJ and her, and I'm like, I don't look good. Stop calling me.

I won't pick it up. That's a violation of trust.

I normally love picking it up, but I didn't see it, and I missed it, and I felt bad. So this weekend in Chicago, there's going to be three members of the air staff that are going to be all hanging out in Chicago. And they're going to be hanging out with former producer Ellen of the show, EJ, whom Megan mentioned, and Megan, myself, my wife, my kids, we're going to go to Chicago this weekend. It's their big Die the River Green pre-St. Patrick's Day celebration that they do. And Ellen now lives there in Chicago. Now, you're staying with Ellen and actually partying with Ellen all weekend long. But you're also being set up by Ellen?

I was going to say, at first, the question was going to be, was I going to be the big spoon or the little spoon with Ellen? And, of course, the answer was, I would be the big spoon. She's my little spoon.

Do you guys wait? You would stay with her when she lived here in town in Royal Oak? Did you guys sleep in the same beds together?

She always offered. She has a giant bed. She's the sweetest. And I always said, I'll take the couch, but thank you.

Wow, that's interesting.

Yeah, I love you very much. A little loud. I can't hear what you just said.

My problem is if you're in the same bed is sometimes I roll over and start grabbing during the middle of the night. Would you ever have that problem if you were in the same bed?

Okay, whatever music bed you're playing Is playing full volume of my headphones

Oh, you know what, I'm sorry I'm sorry Down, down, down

Megan's sleeping at Ellen's house. Megan's sleeping at Ellen's house. Why? What do you mean?

Well, at first I said, you know what? I can get a hotel room. She's got a lot of things going on at her apartment while I'm there. I was like, hey, if it's more comfortable for me to just get a hotel room, please let me know and I will do that. And she said, no, no, no, no, no. It doesn't matter anyways because I think you're going to be staying with somebody else. And I was like, oh, Miss Ma'am, what do you mean? and I guess she's been hyping me up to a guy that she knows in Chicago and she's been doing the same about him to me and I think she's trying to make a connection this weekend and I'm a little worried because what I thought was about to be my sloppy drunk fest reuniting with my bestie is about to be me putting on makeup, trying to look nice, finding my extension, shaving my legs and God forbid wearing multiple pairs of Spanx this weekend And now I think my weekend is ruined. Tell us about this boy, first of all, though.

Well, this totally changes your plans on how you will act, how you will dress, and where you will be. What is it all about?

Okay, so you know how I'm a fan of that outfit that all of you hate, and it is the one that makes me look like a car mechanic? I've got those dungarees that are green that I wear every year for St. Patrick's Day because they're comfortable. And on St. Patrick's Day, I'm not a cute girl, right? I'm not out here in a miniskirt and a bra. Like, I'm out here like, let's get wasted. If I fall on the street, nobody's seeing my underwear.

To me, that's cute.

Thank you. I agree. So I was planning on wearing, like, dungarees and tennis shoes and, like, getting my beer burps on. I don't know. That was not cute at all. And she has been sending me screenshots of the kinds of conversations that she has with this guy. being like, his humor is your kind of humor. He's so supportive. You would love, the two of you are like, you remind me of the same person. Just so then wear your dungarees and tennis shoes and do your beer burps. If you're the same person, he will love that. Yes, but, but, but, comma, but, dot, dot, dot. He's successful. Oh, really? The bar is higher than what I am normally achieving. So I do feel like I joke all the time about wanting to be a housewife or, like, a sugar baby. There we go. Now that it's actually here in my lap and I have to put in effort, I'm like, oh, this is why I deserve truckers and factory workers. Minimal effort.

Come on. So let me ask this question because she just brought this up. Ellen's not dating anybody right now, right?

No. No.

No?

No.

Okay. Okay, so you just said that this guy is, give her the qualities again that she said?

Very funny. He is, we like to call it emotionally intelligent.

Okay.

We love the fact that he is very aware of other people's feelings and he's very just in touch.

It reminds her of you, you also said too, right?

Correct. Because I'm hysterical and so is he.

Does it offend you that she's not trying to date this guy?

Um, no, because we like when a girlfriend finds a great man and then passes the buck along.

I know, but if it reminds her of you and you have always said that if Ellen would ever be in a relationship with you, you would get in a relationship with her. That's how much you love.

Oh, 100%. She's my soulmate.

She doesn't want it. She doesn't want to date a guy. That's you.

I know. I know. I am not her soulmate, but she is my soulmate.

Oops. Distinction.

This is going to be interesting. So the two of you guys are going to meet for the first time this weekend. Is it good to meet on a weekend where it's supposed to be a drunken, stupor, crazy St. Patrick's Day weekend?

Here's why I say yes. It's because if we have a fun time, what a great first story. And if you don't have a fun time, well, then I'll just keep drinking and I'll make it a fun time for myself. I actually feel like this is a perfect scenario.

Yeah. Okay.

My question to you is, what if I fall madly in love and he falls in love back? what do I do? And then we have two people

moving to Chicago. What happens? That's not fun.

Yeah, especially since I talked to Erica, who also works out there and is Ellen's good friend, and she keeps telling me and joking. I thought she was joking, and now I don't think she's joking. Yeah, I'm trying to steal Megan right now. I'm trying to steal Megan right now. Just the same way I did Ellen. They're all trying to get

you to move there. What's going on? We're going to have to move the show to Chicago for all these people, guys.

If we moved to Chicago, I think I would absolutely cry, pee myself, faint barf all at the same time everything's coming together chicago's overrated it's a fun weekend like literally i'm in ellen's shoes now all of my friends are in chicago right but you

think you can't afford a place in toledo wait to see chicago

No, why do you think I've told Ellen no? Why do you think she's pushing for me to get with a rich man? I'm pretty sure this is her only tactic to get me out there.

Okay, fair.

All right, so the question to the listeners in this one here is, how does Ellen go in or how does Megan go into this weekend where she's going to visit Ellen, going to visit her girlfriend, and be meeting a guy? And has anybody ever had this happen to them? On a girl's weekend, you met the guy of your dreams. I would love to know if there are any listeners that have ever had that storybook type of ending. Because this could be it for you.

Yeah, my other question is, ladies, if you're wearing Spanx and you go over to a guy's house, what's the attractive way of taking them off and getting rid of the seam lines on your stomach? Before, do we just keep the lights off? No, wait, we're keeping the lights off. But, like, for other purposes, what are some tips and tricks into turning those lights off and keeping them off before he gets adventurous?

Listen, I've worn manks before for a night out with my wife coming home thinking, oh, my God, we're not going to have sex after we're in it, and we ended up having sex. You know how embarrassing it is and how hard it is to get those off just like Spanx are?

I can only picture the dance you were doing to try and get those off.

Oh, my God. And then you have, if you get sweat on your back when you're wearing Spanx, if you sweat with Spanx, it's really tough to get them off. You almost need to have, like, the fire department come and cut them off with the special scissors.

What were your mangs holding in? Was it for chest or stomach or?

Both. Everything. All of the above. Man boobs, stomach, everything.

Now, was it like a tank top?

I wore the tank top version of Spanx.

I picture you in a onesie, like one-piece bathing suit, kind of like Beyonce in all the single ladies videos.

No, I did one time buy on an Instagram ad the one that was Spanx underwear. And it wasn't from Spanx. It was another company that made them.

What's that supposed to do for you?

It was supposed to make your stomach seem flatter. Flatter? And all it did was it sucked my junk in so much that it was hard for me for days to get my junk.

That you did look like Beyonce.

saying it was very difficult i do want to buy like butt pads for this weekend yeah yeah to

give yourself a little bit more if she thinks this guy and you guy are going to hit off and she's confident you're a good match present your bet yourself don't you but my best is not really

good enough for most people oh come on you just need to remember to talk to like talk because every time I've been around you and there's a cute guy, like something happened and you your mouth is like zippered shut and you like make noises while you go talk.

I do think people would think it was very funny to know that like off of the air, I'm probably well, I'm the most vulgar, but also probably the quietest one. Loudest noise. In those situations for sure. For sure.

Yeah, he's got to see the real you. Otherwise, he's like this girl doesn't ever talk. And could you imagine If somebody defined Megan as This girl doesn't ever talk

You've seen it in action

I know it is It's bad it's almost kind of like You ever notice when people Are around somebody that they have a crush on They can't put a sentence completely Together But Megan just becomes quiet Completely quiet

But you don't have to put a sentence together When you can just wear a deep V with these boobies I don't know

Also true um so is this guy is this guy somebody that she works with or how does she know him

i don't um no i think she works with him okay i think uh do you have a picture you could send

maybe really who does he i just want to see who does he look like does he look like anybody

interesting uh i don't i don't know if he looks like anybody specifically uh i hate when somebody's Like, send me a picture, because I go, we text a lot. This is going to take a second.

Yeah. You know what you do? If you're an iPhone person, you click on that up at the top there, and you can pull all the pictures up.

Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, yep.

Yep, yep, yep.

Yep, yep, yep.

Texters here saying, oh, my God, this is going to be Megan's match of the century, and then I'm going to be sad forever that she's not going to be on the show if she moves to Chicago.

We're going to- Swear to God, if you move to Chicago. I'm going to be so pissed Happy for you that you found happiness

Is it because you'll miss Megan Or is it because You want to move to Chicago too

No I don't want to move to Chicago I don't Wouldn't she be the same distance from you

As she is right now

Yeah but she wouldn't be on the show We wouldn't do the podcast together It would just be a lot of different things

So are you hoping that Megan never finds love

Yeah she could just be No No, I just want to...

here. This happened here. I'm kind of hoping for that. I'm kind of hoping that she doesn't. I like... Well, who's to say this guy can't move here? I want single Megan forever. Okay. I want you never... I want to be... Mike and I want to be the only men in your life. Yeah, yeah. You could have a sugar daddy. Sugar daddy's fine. I mean, the

number one thing I hear from people all the time is I'm not allowed to talk about relationships because I'm not anyone. I'm not allowed to talk about kids because I don't have one, and I really have no life experience at all, so I shouldn't have an opinion on anything. Who says this to you? Bro, I get this literally every single day of my life.

From who, though? I want to know who.

I can send you the screen grabs, baby. If you don't think I have it. Oh, listeners. I'll throw this away in my folders.

Yeah, for sure. They're just angry. They're angry listeners that like you.

Just from the photo you sent. Just from the photo you sent. I know. This is your future husband.

I know. This is him.

We have found him.

Oh, my God. You better start shopping for a wedding gift.

Let me see.

Oh, my God.

How am I not going to see this?

I'll send it to you, Mike.

Why? The guy's flipping off the camera, isn't he? He's flipping off. That's her love language.

He's literally making the same face Megan makes. Yes. That's her love language. Sleeping on the floor. Everything about this.

We may have to explore this guy some more. Can we do a background check on him before you ever get to Chicago so we know his details? No. No.

You guys want to ruin everything before it happens.

Naz, what do you think about this?

I think Megan is absolutely stunning. Absolutely. If you can make everybody laugh on the radio, why do you think you need butt pads? For real? Because I suffer from the same affliction Mojo has.

I got a frog butt. I got a frog butt. There's nothing back there. Girl, your boobies make up for it. You're good.

You're good, homie. You're good.

What do you think? Should we explore this guy more before the weekend or let Megan just go in cold?

No, Megan. No, no, no. Megan's got good radar, I think. She's just got to believe in herself, believe in your gut, believe in your intuition, honey. You got it.

I believe in the power of spreading.

You got it, girl.

I'm sending you good juju. You can do it. Thank you. I do believe in the power of extensions. I believe in the power of false eyelashes and a good pedicure. I believe in the power of a lacy bra. You know what I'm saying?

I totally agree with you, but once all that comes off, you don't mind running. And he's not going to run because you're beautiful naturally, honey. You are beautiful. Our interview is beautiful.

Now, refresh me on this. You are staying with Ellen, right? You're not going to stay in a hotel or anything like that.

As of right now, I'm staying with Ellen, but I can't bring him back to her place. So my plans are to stay at his place.

Hey.

Hey. Wow.

I don't know what's wrong with me. That is a joke. No, I'm planning on sleeping with Ellen.

do you think ellen would leave her own place for you like how you did in college where you're you

have to leave the place and no oh but what if okay okay hear me out what if we hit things off i have no idea what his living situation is i don't know if this man has seven roommates or a penthouse right so say we're confused on where to go what if i pretend this is on pretend i am a rich woman and get us like a fancy hotel and just say you can come back to my place i can book that on my phone in the bathroom and come back to my plane and then we can have that weird hotel and also be like but don't worry i'm not here to steal your money because i'm also rich which is a lie

don't forget your trench coat if you're going all gangster on it like that

naz what do you think what do you think do you think that

well listen okay find out find out from alan hey where his homeboy live does he have a house does he have roommates if he's successful i'm pretty sure he probably has his own house right or his i'm i haven't been to chicago for a while but if you have a house you're in the suburbs a little bit um but i don't know ask ask alan why don't you guys talk before you meet that would be a good

idea right or is that setting the bar too high is this supposed to be like a casual amina are you

are you not going to talk to him before you meet are you gonna be for the first time at

saint patrick's day correct we've never talked i think i think that's the way it should stay by the way because then because or else you're gonna put too much pressure on it i agree i agree has

alan told him about you yes okay so he already knows aren't you paying attention

No, I am paying attention, but I want to make sure that Ellen's just not, you know, sending stuff, and that's it.

Wait, now I need to text Ellen. Wait, hold on. I need to text Ellen and be like, you told him about me, right?

Yeah.

There are screenshots, Megan. Just look at your phone. Okay, yeah, but it was like videos of the two of them together. that I took a screen grab from.

Ah, there you go.

I feel you. Yeah. All right.

Is this just her friend? That's the thing I'm wondering. Mojo in the morning. Jill, what's up?

Good morning. Megan, you're amazing and you're beautiful. You just got to start the relationship off on a natural foot. Just do what you normally do because you don't want to have to keep up all that other stuff.

Yeah, that is a great thing.

That's what you do on a daily basis. He will love you for you if he's the right one.

Isn't this nice, Megan? See this? Nice people.

This is too... I don't like when people are nice to me. Well, you suck, and he's not going to like you. No, I'm kidding. Yeah, there you go.

Ella, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Megan's going to Chicago to visit our old producer, Ellen, and she's got a guy for Megan to hook up with.

Hey, Megan, you're going to do awesome. Don't psych yourself out. And here's the thing. whatever you do you probably won't do worse than i did while trying to flirt with a guy um i was at a bar and i was trying to order a drink and i noticed the guy next to me was cute so i was trying to get his attention and my friend tells me somebody farted and so i turned to the guy and i'm like hey did you just fart and he's like no and he let me smell him and he smells like our future by the way how did you smell him please describe this he's like no not me you here smell me and then he pulled out his shirt in front of him and let me sniff him he smelled amazing but here's the thing we start chatting we get interrupted by the bartender and then my friend goes hey somebody farted again and then silly me asked him again are you sure you didn't fart he's like no and then my friend is like let's get out of here and so as I start to walk away I do the flirty thing of the hair flip and I'm like bye friend farter and then i just walked away in like shame i'm like i i couldn't believe i told i called him that so megan friend don't call him a friend farter that kids is how i met your mother yes

exactly that's awesome i love that when you said he smelled like my future all right top trending stories i'm gonna start with this one it's tragic story it's scary and sad but we have breaking news this morning that just came into us did you guys hear the story about the two americans that went over the mexican border the one was going to go get a brazilian butt lift and ended up getting kidnapped or both of them got kidnapped you know actually i think it

was four u.s citizens that were missing four u.s citizens yeah you're right close night well close

knit friends we now know that two of the americans who were kidnapped at gunpoint by the u.s mexico border, and they're saying by the Gulf cartel that they were kidnapped by, were found dead. The others were located alive, one wounded. This is a story from ABC before the actual breaking news of them being alive.

This morning, an urgent search underway for four missing Americans kidnapped in Mexico. This disturbing video appearing to show the group being violently taken at gunpoint just across the Texas border in Matamoros, Mexico. One person led to the back of a pickup truck by heavily armed men in body armor. Another person then pulled onto the truck bed. The FBI investigating this video, which ABC News has not been able to verify. The White House saying the president is aware of the attack, the FBI and State Department working with the Mexican government to find them.

These sorts of attacks are unacceptable. We will continue to coordinate with Mexico and push them to bring those responsible to justice.

Now, new details emerging about the victims. ABC News learning their names. Latavia Tay McGee, Sheyid Woodward, Zendell Brown, and Eric Williams. McGee's mother, Barbara, telling ABC News her daughter was traveling from Lake City, South Carolina, to Mexico for a cosmetic procedure with her cousin and two others. Barbara says she told her daughter she did not want her to go, but her daughter said, quote, Mom, I'll be okay. She says Tay called her when she was 15 minutes away from the doctor's office, but she did not hear from her again, saying, quote, her phone just started going to voicemail. The mother and sister of Zendell Brown told ABC affiliate WPDE they felt uneasy about the trip right from the start. I'm just checking on you. That's what I told them Thursday. And then,

like I said, Friday morning, I text and I didn't get anything. U.S. officials say the group was

driving a white minivan with North Carolina plates when they crossed the border Friday, where gunmen began shooting at the van. One Mexican bystander killed. Matamoros are in Mexico's Tamaulipas State, one of the most dangerous areas in Mexico. The travel advisory for Tamaulipas State

At level four do not travel. We encourage Americans to heed that heed that advice the US State Department saying quote criminal groups target private automobiles traveling through Tamaulipas often taking passengers and demanding ransom payments that level four travel rating the same one the State Department gives to other places like Afghanistan and North Korea. Wow. And they're actually saying in this spring break season with a lot of people going down to Mexico that there are

are many areas of mexico that you have a full warning that you should not be traveling to and one of them is acapulco but the governor of tamalapas confirmed the condition of the four americans in a press conference just recently stating that two were found dead the other two were found alive and we'll give more information to the u.s state department about that but a scary situation a lot of people travel a lot of high schools in the area go on these trips and they're telling you that if you are going on these trips that you stay on property of whatever the hotel is that you're going to be staying at you don't go off and do excursions and they're saying do not wear expensive jewelry or be flashy in the way that you're out there because one of the things that they're looking for is they're looking for an opportunity to get money and many of them are looking for people that look like they have money and there have been so many people from lots of countries that have traveled to Mexico that have been found to be kidnapped and held for ransom. Another story that's a crazy one. A man arrested for attempting to open a plane's door and even stabbed the flight attendant. This was a flight that was from Los Angeles to Boston and it was about 45 minutes before landing in Boston when this guy got up and actually had in his hand what was a spoon that he took into the bathroom and sharpened in the bathroom to be like a knife only to actually have to be tackled and held by the passengers.

So where's the whole insecurity with the gun? Because I'm waiting for them to point the gun at me so I can show everybody that I won't die when I take every bullet in that clip to wherever in my body they shoot it, and then I will kill every man on this plane. So where are they?

This is audio from this United Airlines flight.

Where are they? You don't have homemade security. You're not going to try and stop me that long. Why are you scared? Why should you be scared?

This went on for a while before passengers ended up tackling the man after he tried to stab one of the flight attendants.

Yeah.

The man was charged with attempted interference of a plane. The plane took an emergency landing. Landing safely, thank God, nobody was injured in that. That plane was heading towards Boston and there was another incident in Boston too. Did you see that two united airlines flights in boston 737s ended up clipping each other's wings backing out of the gate at boston logan airport which is another issue that's been going on we talked about this numerous times lately there's been so many issues at airports planes that are trying to land while others are trying to take off and the interference and i guess the the faa is going to hold some kind of a summit where they're going to get everybody together but they're saying that they're way understaffed for the amount of planes that are flying right now which is scary um do you guys know of the rap group called glorilla i've heard of them so so they're they're a grammy nominated rap group they were performing in rochester new york and some people say that

I think it's a woman, I think.

Is that who it is? It's a woman? They said that some people heard a gun go off, but it's not been confirmed. There are now two dead and eight injured in a crowd rush at the Glorilla's concert that took place in Rochester, New York. And they're saying that the others that are injured, there's some of them that are injured pretty tragically. And hopefully we will have good news on that. And the last story as we end today is a good story. It's a local story, hopefully, because I would like to have one of these vehicles. The CEO of Ford says that they are not working on a fully autonomous car anymore. Instead, they're focusing on...

on off-the-road features that would let you play on your phone or even sleep while driving on the highway. The full story is that Ford is working on new features that would let people take naps behind the wheel. Their CEO just talked about this in an interview with Fox News. Until recently, they've been working on fully autonomous vehicles where the car would drive itself. But now they've decided to abandon that. Instead, they're working on something that they call eyes off the road features. Basically, like an AI feature that will allow you to do certain things while you're driving and keep you safe while you're doing them.

I still don't ever think I would be able to take a nap while I was in charge of a vehicle.

Would you want, like, do you like?

I don't even think I could fall asleep. My anxiety would be so bad.

So are you a person, like, if you have an Uber driving you, do you pay attention to every bit of them driving the whole time? No, I don't.

I'm on my phone. Because. Yeah.

Most of the time. So you wouldn't trust a computer doing it, but you'd trust that person that's driving in the Uber.

It's a great point. It doesn't make sense. You're right. I just don't think if I was in charge of the car, my body would even let me fall asleep.

I don't know. What would you trust more? would you trust the autonomous car that that uh these guys put together or me driving you in the car oh in that case self-driving car self-driving car i mean um you know it's funny is you hear these stories all the time about all the accidents that tesla has been having and i heard it one of the engineers from another automotive company i think it was nissan speak about that and actually gave props to tesla because he said if you look at the amount of accidents every single day that a human has behind the wheel of a car and the amount of accidents that an autonomous vehicle has the autonomous vehicle is definitely a better driver they still got to work out the technology

and everything of autonomous vehicles and make them safer obviously but the biggest problem they said is that there's still human operation and hybrids where we're still involved yeah so then they can't fully predict other drivers on the road yet and everything because humans are unpredictable but when you look at the stats they actually are having less accidents than humans are

We had a lot of good topics from this morning's show. Started off with the very first topic about the worst fake Facebook complainers. Then we got into people who have androids, but try to get in group chats with you and how they screw up your group chats. Also got into the awkward as hell normal thing that you do. Shannon walking around in her stilettos in a snowstorm. finding your child's pocket pee, which, by the way, people were all calling up this morning going, I didn't even know that there was a thing called a pocket pee, which is interesting. There's a lot of things on today's show, the senseless surveys, phone scams, six on sags, and am I the a-hole? All stuff that you can listen to on our podcast. Subscribe to it today, wherever you get podcasts. Hopefully it's the iHeartRadio app. We will see you tomorrow. Have a great day, guys. Bye.

20-plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan.

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