Muse

Tyler Reddick here from 2311 Racing. Game night's fun until someone spends five minutes lining up one shot. Chalk, breathe, re-chalk, still aiming. While they figure it out, I fire up Chumba Casino. I can spin anywhere, anytime, and there's always a new social casino game every week. Spins happen way faster than that shot. Play now at ChumbaCasino.com.

Let's Chumba. Sponsored by Chumba Casino. No purchase necessary. VGW Group. Voidware prohibited by law. 21+.

terms and conditions apply for adults with Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis symptoms every choice matters tremphaya offers self-injection or intravenous infusion from the start tremphaya is administered as injections under the skin or infusions through a vein every four weeks followed by injections under the skin every four or eight weeks if your doctor decides that you can self-inject tremphaya proper training is required tremphaya is a prescription medicine used to treat adults with moderately to severely active Crohn's disease and adults with moderately to severely active ulcerative colitis. Serious allergic reactions, increased risk of infections or lower ability to fight them, and liver problems may occur. Before treatment, get checked for infections and tuberculosis. Tell your doctor if you have an infection, flu-like symptoms, or need a vaccine. Explore what's possible. Ask your doctor about Trimphia today. Call 1-800-526-7736 to learn more or visit trimfireradio.com.

Shell V-Power Nitro Plus fuels every drive from the panhandle to the keys with a fuel like no other. It removes up to 100% of performance-robbing deposits to rejuvenate your engine's performance. That means more power when you need it and more performance with every drive. Shell V-Power Nitro Plus Premium Gasoline. More power, more performance. Chances are you're not far from a Shell station. Download the Shell app to find it. Formulation unique to Shell. In gasoline direct injection engine fuel injectors with continuous use of Shell V-Power Nitro Plus Premium Gasoline. Shell V-Power Nitro Plus Gasoline compared to lower octane minimum detergent gasoline. Actual effects and benefits may vary according to vehicle type, driving conditions, and driving style. seashell.us slash more for more information.

Every dating app swipe is another loss. Jimbros, fake CEOs, straight-up losers. So now the only app I open is Moto Casino. Because at least there, I'm surrounded by winners. Real winners. Thousands of them. While everyone else is in the single swamp, I'm at home relaxing while stacking bonuses, hitting wins, and playing all my favorite Vegas-style games. Moto Casino, the only app worth your time.

Moto Casino, the social casino. We're prohibited. No purchase necessary. Visit moto.us for more details. Download the Moto Casino app today. Must be 21+. Moto Casino, American Social Casino.

is what I'm saying.

This is like an orgasm and a cop.

Showtime.

good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show got a lot of stuff today In the next 30 minutes alone, Kid Leroy and Taylor Swift tickets could be yours. Later this morning, Drake, Beyonce, Ed Sheeran, tickets to see Sam Hunt, Logic, Juicy J, more Taylor Swift tickets. So a lot of stuff coming up today's show. Tuesday, phone scam, sensual surveys. We got both of those. Am I the a-hole? That's coming up. Six on sex on the way, too. A lot of dirty news today. So Shannon will have that for you every hour, 630, 730, 830, and 930. And all the normal stuff that we like to talk about here on the show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text line to get through to us if you're listening on the iHeartRadio app. That's probably the best way to communicate so you don't have to stop the stream. you can text 95500 it's Mojo in the morning Mojo Spike Shannon

And Mike and Megan is back today. Megan, you were gone yesterday. You were missed. People were like, where's Megan?

Was I?

Did she survive? Yes, actually, you were, believe it or not.

Last year.

Go back and, isn't it nice to know that? You're back.

That is what I deserve and what I thought happened.

But you did listen to the show, which I found interesting. I'm going to talk about that coming up in a few. Because you gave me the critique of the radio show yesterday.

I did? You did. I told you what I didn't like

Yeah she gave me the critique and the stuff that she didn't like I was like oh thank you very much I appreciate that

I literally never ever listen to the show When I'm out but yesterday I was on the road And I like talk shows I listen to podcasts of other shows All the time so I was like well I guess I'll just listen today I'm not sleeping in bed

Oh my god and you experienced what our Listeners have been experiencing too on that Frickin crazy app that we have Where for some reason it was making you listen to Katy Perry and...

TGIF. I get it now. I get it. And to everybody who listens on the iHeartRadio app, I started screaming yesterday. And I started emailing people. I'm so sorry you go through that. That's terrible. Yeah, for some reason

listeners that are on the iHeartRadio app will tell us, I keep hearing Katy Perry, TGIF and what's the other song? Demi Lovato

Confident was going over and over. So random. It's very random.

that they play and it's like can we change it up and the reason that that happens is because when we go into commercial breaks for some reason it's so stupid but they they won't let you play the commercial breaks because the people that do the commercials want to get paid more for being on that they should just get paid for their spot airing on a on a radio show you know what i mean but long story short they have to do that and the the song selection is not the greatest selection And I would like to see if there's any way that we can have the rotation be a little bit more vast. I mean, do we need to have the rotation be that? I would almost rather have it be... Hi, thanks for holding on to the Mojo in the Morning Show. We will be back in just a moment. You know what I mean? Wouldn't you rather listen to that? Do you guys ever, whenever you call places... I think Apple does this. It will let you pick what you want to hear. It will either let you go silent with nothing. or it lets you pick whatever the genre of music is. I would love if you could do that with the iHeartRadio app.

Yeah.

Where you could pick, you know.

If you wanted to hear country or pop.

I'd like to hear Spike snoring.

You're looking at this the wrong way. You got to have bad songs so that they can't wait for Mojo in the Morning to come back. We sound so much better if they get.

Are you saying Katy Perry, Demi Lovato are bad songs? I'm not saying it's the same song over and over again.

Any song's bad when you hear it 30 times.

But you're not wrong. But, all right, well, she's back, she's back, she's back. And we're going to start off with talking about you this morning because Megan was drinking like a fish this weekend.

I think I've had, like, 24 ounces of water the past five days. I'm dehydrated. if you ever watch like Doctor Who on that piece of skin that needs moisture like I'm so freaking dried out and tired and I'm old you guys I don't know what happened to me but like I'm getting old I still feel hung over two days later granted I drank for four days straight but I don't know what's happening I used to bounce back I used to rally not anymore I was scheduling nap time throughout the weekend

now you went to chicago for for uh their st patrick's day celebrations you stayed at ellen's place which you know you're gonna drink when your friend ellen and our friend ellen's

instagram is ellen needs a drink you know we did drink but i i was surprised i mean i think i wasted more money on parking than i did for for drinking like i i should have flown in which seems ridiculous because chicago is i didn't realize this like a three and a half hour drive from where i am right now i thought it was way farther away it is and i go there all the time i'm just stupid but we knew that um but last friday remember how i was talking about how i wasn't packed and i was really kind of stressed out about it because i was supposed to yes like you hadn't packed one single thing not a toothbrush nothing and i was during the show I mean not during the show Immediately following the show Sure Looking at like last minute flights And I was just like you know what I'll just fly out there I'll probably save some money with parking anyways It might actually be cheaper And possibly faster So I had like a last minute flight Kind of like on my phone but not booked But I go home and I start packing

king bro i literally don't know what is wrong in my genetic makeup to make it impossible for me to reasonably pack for anything travel wise i took three three full suitcases that's one suitcase per day who would need one entire suitcase per day i took an entire bag of shoes y'all know i have my rolly makeup case that was separate i packed up my car and was like guess we're not driving to the airport because this is seven hundred dollars of luggage travel it would cost

you more for your luggage to fly than it would for you to fly wait so you so you went in on friday and i know you came back yesterday during our show so you drove back in the morning or afternoon yesterday whatever it was and um you packed three full like like checkable suitcases yeah not like

little bags. Nope, nope, nope. Roller

suitcases. How's the matter with you? How much stuff do you need? And I saw you one day there and you were wearing, you know.

The worst outfit ever. No. No. No, no, no. It was. Because let me tell you, when you packed as frantically as I did, I didn't plan any outfits. I was just like, take as much as you can and get in the car. And I hated every single thing that I packed. I hated the way that I looked all weekend. And I never once did my hair. I looked an absolute mess. And then everybody was like, let's take photos. And I, the entire weekend, butthole puckered, was like, I hate this. I hate this. I don't want to be seen. I just want to keep drinking. Leave me alone.

This looks so bad. I'm going away for a week this summer. I'm not even checking luggage. I'm going to fly and bring a backpack. Oh, my God. Because I don't want to have to check luggage. How did you get three suitcases? Like, one person can't wheel three suitcases to a hotel room or to Ellen's place.

I had to take multiple trips from my parking garage to her apartment throughout the weekend because I didn't want to fill her apartment with my bags either, so I was using the back of my car as a closet. I had unpacked suitcases, and I would repack the tiny suitcase and roll that back and forth every day. And then, not only that, I had three bags, I had a bag of shoes, I had my makeup case. I brought a steamer with me, like a full-on, it's as big as I am, broke it down into pieces. It was sitting in my back.

Did I even take it out of my car? No. I need to buy you a travel steamer. I have a little teeny tiny one. Not me. It was literally the size of a toddler. Oh, my God.

But wouldn't you think that you could do... Like, I always think if I'm going to stay at somebody's house... Like, if I'm staying at a hotel, it's one thing. But if I'm staying at somebody's house, I'll borrow whatever they need. Ellen probably has a steamer.

No, I don't like asking for things. And she did have a steamer, and I still didn't even use it. I wore wrinkly clothes. I hate myself. Did I spill the entire tub of water for the steamer in the back of my car across all the clothes I did want to wear? Of course I did. I am just an absolute mess of a human being.

All right, who else, who's the Megan in their life where they pack way too much for a short trip? Like, how much stuff do you need for a three-day trip?

You are my mom. My mom, she has to check a duffel bag with just her hair and makeup products in it. I like your mom. Every time we go somewhere, I'm like, Mom, we're just doing carry-ons, okay, because we don't want to wait for the luggage at the end. well, I need my hair, stuff, and my makeup, and it's all full size.

I'm like, buy travel crap and put it in a carry-on. You know why you don't?

It drives me crazy.

Remember when I went to New York for Harry?

And I, Harry says, we're on a first trip. Yes.

Your friend Harry. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Harold. Harold and I, we had a date in New York. I had to meet up with him.

You did that same thing. You packed a ton, didn't you, for that?

I did, but I forgot a bunch of makeup products. Do you know how expensive it is to buy stuff while you're traveling, though, too?

I believe that the people who overpack for weekends like you do are the people that carry a purse with a million things in their purse. Like, do you have, like, a million things in your purse? Like, is there a small child somewhere in there?

Oh, 100%. The most random crap that I carry along with.

It's in there? What's going on, Amber? Hi.

Good morning, Mojo. Shannon.

Bye.

Good morning. Good morning, Amber. This is kind of getting boring. Very touchable. All this stuff yesterday. Oh, true.

I mean, come on.

We already know about St. Patrick's Day and what happened with Megan and Ellen. We already know.

Yeah, Megan, I'm sorry, but all your topics are no good. We did them all yesterday.

I knew this was going to happen.

Actually, Amber...

Did he tell you about the fight we got into? Did you...

No, no, no, no, no. We did the potato topic yesterday. It was wonderful. It was a great topic.

This booty hole showed up to the party, and he was like, I'm going to talk about this. I said, don't you dare. I already have it written down. And then this booty hole sent out his email, and he's still. On my topic, and I started screaming at him.

Actually, Amber, we're going to talk about that this morning. Thank you for, by the way, listening yesterday and being a part of our little Megan shenanigans. We didn't talk about it. You listened to the show yesterday when you were driving, you said.

The whole show, I was also listening to Fred and let me tell you.

Yeah, are we better?

This show is way better than ours.

Oh, you used to say, sure. I was going to say, tell us some compliment about our show compared to his.

What we didn't talk about yesterday that I hope we'll address today is that there was a man you were supposed to meet this year.

Yes, I want to hear all about this.

It's coming up. Scarlett?

Hello.

Hello. Your phone cut out. I wasn't finishing your hello for you. What's up?

I just am the same way as Megan. Anytime I travel, I say to myself, okay, I'm taking one bag, taking the outfits I need. The last time I traveled for three days, I took two suitcases and a carry-on. It stresses me out. Every time. I hate traveling just because I'm the worst hacker ever.

You know what the good thing is, though? You come home from your vacation, you don't have to wash all those clothes because you didn't wear any of them.

Oh, but I'm an ER nurse, and then I work at U of M. I leave my bag on the floor or in the bedroom for a month. It never gets put away. I think those are serial killers.

That's great.

To pack my bag for Ellen's, I had to unpack it from the last time I traveled.

Which was not recent.

It was not.

What's going on, Crystal?

How are you? Good morning.

Good morning. What's going on? Megan's back.

So, on my first cruise, my bag weighed 250 pounds before there was a weight limit at the airport. How do you even have a bag that could possibly weigh that much? They waited at the airport.

Yeah, but what did you bring in there?

your husband yeah 250 pounds i don't even know how it's possible everything you didn't know what

to expect on your first cruise what do you own the waist that much unless you brought your books

with you but well i brought like three changes of clothes each day so it was like so yeah you know

what's funny about about that about the packing like that is doesn't the cruise ship have weight limits too because they they can't have so many they have to yeah people bring in stuff amy what's

happening hi good morning guys good morning megan don't feel bad i'm also an over packer and people always talk crap about how much i pack especially my father when we're going on a trip but don't worry because i'm always the one they ask when they forgot something oh can i borrow this

That's so true. That's right. Anybody want to get rid of the wrinkles in their clothes? Megan's got the device for it. Thank you for the call. Appreciate it, Amy.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings backing the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

All right, all happened in the same year. Win Kid Leroy tickets. This was the year that the hit Canadian TV series, Schitt's Creek, swept the Emmys and won every single award.

How long are we going to be talking about you for? I think I'm having a heart attack is what's happening. You are like 34.

Harry Styles became the first ever solo male to be on Vogue.

Harry makes history being the first man to appear solo on the magazine cover. The headline says Harry Styles makes his own rules.

And?

If you don't want to see me dancing with something.

Dua Lipa had the big song on the radio. What year was this? We'll set you up with the prize. Good luck.

You're smart. Prove it. You remember the year the stuff happened. 844-MOJO-LIVE. It's Mojo in the mornings, back in the day. We give you clues. You tell us the year. We give you cool prizes.

One of the funnier shows on television. It was originated from Canada.

How long are we going to be talking about you for? i think i'm having a heart attack is what's happening you are like 34. love shits creek and

the harry styles vogue cover came out in this year harry makes history being the first man

to appear solo on the magazine cover the headline says harry styles makes his own rules and the big

song do a lupa josh we got some tickets for you if you can tell us the right year was it 2020 it was congratulations we're gonna set you up with the prize that was by the way uh all those things uh happened in the year that we all had the time to sit at home and do nothing but pretty much watched all of

television, read magazines, and listen to music. What gave it away for you? The Schitt's Creek. That was good. Congrats. We're going to set you up with tickets to see Kid Leroy on March the 29th at EMU's George Girvin Center. Congrats. Awesome. Thank you. Have a great time. Thanks for listening.

Coming up, a call that somebody should have sent to voicemail. Spike's phone scan. It's this morning at 6.50 on Mojo in the Morning.

We're going to give you a chance to win some Taylor Swift tickets. Text SWIFT right now to 95500 for your opportunity to win. Standard text and data rates do apply. Text SWIFT right now to 95500. Good luck.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon, with What's Trending This Morning and the Dirty on the 30.

Well, this is an interesting story. Tom Cruise wasn't present at Sunday night's Academy Awards. And considering Top Gun Maverick did have a few nominations, I mean.

Including Best Picture.

Yeah, everybody wanted to see him. Well, everybody was wondering where the heck he was. Oh, I now know. Tom skipped the Oscars to avoid a run-in with his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, who was looking fabulous that night, by the way. And remember, there was like a lot of bad blood, you know, 20 years ago, I think, is when they got divorced, but she didn't want to join the Church of Scientology and it just got kind of messy. And insiders tell me that their bitter divorce still feels kind of fresh to him, even though it was two decades ago. He didn't want any awkward moments happening again, allegedly. Others tell me, no, that story is not true. He actually wasn't able to attend due to a conflicting filming schedule. He's currently doing Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning 2 in Britain and just couldn't make his way back to the States and over to the West Coast in time. I like the story better. I like the story better. He was trying to avoid his ex.

I would have liked to have had another Chris Rock, you know, Will Smith situation, but this time be Tom Cruise and Keith Urban. Could you imagine? Both those guys.

They're both little guys, too.

They would get up there and slap each other. It would be just kind of fun. I don't know.

By the way, Oscar's viewership was up this year with an average of 18.7 million viewers tuning in to see everything everywhere all at once. That's it, though?

18.7 million?

That's actually up 12% from last year.

I thought for sure that it would be, you know, back to what it once was where the Oscars used to be second to the Super Bowl for the most watched television show of the year.

Now, those are preliminary numbers, so they have to add in all of the national numbers and the streaming numbers and all of that stuff, but still up, which is good.

It's funny because you talk Oscars with people, and what I heard from people yesterday, like salespeople and other people that are on the air here, was, yeah, I watched for a little bit. And then I got bored I turned away And then I came back a little bit And then, you know People kind of just looked at the What were the highlight clips And I think that at the beginning of the show It probably had decent ratings Because, you know Everybody wanted to see the opening monologue To see if they were going to talk about What happened last year Right And then probably as the tale went on It actually, believe it or not Was one of the shorter Oscars Was it? It was only three hours And like 30 some minutes Which technically is a lot shorter than usual Because usually the long ones Are like four hours

Jimmy talked so much at the beginning of the show about how long it was going to be, but it almost made you feel exhausted before it started. He did a great job.

He did a really nice job.

Memphis Grizzlies star John Morant entered a counseling program in Florida yesterday. He's been away from the team for the past 10 days. Still no timetable for his return. I also don't know how long he's going to be at that rehab center or what he's being counseled for specifically, but he has been involved in several notable and kind of troubling incidents this season. Most recently, he went live on Instagram and flashed what appeared to be a gone-at-a-Colorado nightclub just hours after the team played the Denver Nuggets earlier this month. He hasn't been on the court since. President Biden revealed accidentally that former President Jimmy Carter asked him to deliver his eulogy when he passes. He made that little oopsie during a Democratic Party fundraiser in California yesterday while speaking about the former president's health. Carter entered hospice care last month, actually said that about the eulogy, And then said excuse me I shouldn't have said that

What a stupid son of a bitch

The president and former president Have known each other since 1976 By the way so their friendship goes way back

Is Carter like on The verge of dying now?

He's in hospice

But his niece did say a week or two ago That he's still got some time left in him But I don't know if that means Days, weeks, months At this point

Did you see the town that he lives in has been preparing for him? Oh, yeah. They're redoing the streets and stuff because they know people are going to come. It's imminent.

He's almost 99 years old now.

And lastly, after Lizzo's show, watch out for the big girls' debut.

Prime Video won six Emmys, including outstanding competition program. Lizzo finally announcing we are getting a season two. Oh, I'm sorry. I was so into the song. I like the song. I like the

song too. You're special. I'm going to play a clip here. Oh, God. We're getting another season,

Lizzo. Hey, big girls from Watch Out for the Big Girls. I have an announcement. I wanted to tell Y'all first We doing a scene in two For all of today's Dirty, check out that Dirty page On mojointheworning.com

Good morning Mojo in the morning's dirt

And another phone scam coming up in minutes Wake up with Mojo in the morning on iHeartRadio. Tell your smart device to set an alarm to play Channel 95.5 on iHeartRadio. Then you'll wake up to poop jokes, farts, Mojo complaining about something, and Spike knowing everything about everything. Ain't life great.

Mojo in the morning is your home of the phone scams. Adam and his friends are taking a day off for work to go drinking for St. Patrick's Day. they're going to come out with us. Spike is going to call and bust him and pretend to be his boss who found out about his plans. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam. You're home with the phone

scams. I'm about to disrespect you right now. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Hello? Hello, is this Adam? Yeah, this is Adam. Hi, Adam. My name is Michael Collins. I'm the Human Resources Director who started at the beginning of this year. I don't think we've had a chance to meet in person yet. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. How are you doing? Good. You're probably confused, and I apologize for calling your cell phone. I know we wouldn't be able to reach you as quickly if I went through the office channel, so I want to make sure I got in touch with you right away. Do you have about two minutes to talk? Yeah, sure. Listen, just a reminder, you're 28 years old. What do you mean? You're an adult now, and you can get hammered anytime you want you don't need a holiday you hear what i'm saying there's other ways to show your saint patrick's day spirit than getting polluted by noon on a work day okay let's back up you're allowed to take a vacation day to celebrate whatever you like or sit on the couch all day but the problem here within and the reason for my phone call is because you didn't use a vacation day you called in sick in advance. So what, are you planning on coming down with something at the end of the week?

Oh, I have a doctor's appointment on that day.

At the pub? I've been told by two different people that must not like you very much that you're actually taking the day off to go drinking for St. Patrick's Day with friends. That's not what sick days are for.

Who told you that? I have a doctor's appointment.

Are you having them do a DNA test?

No.

Your last name is Haddad. I mean, as far as I know, you're not Irish.

Correct. I'm not.

What about Teresa? While you're out enjoying green beer and bad decisions, she's here covering your whole department like a dedicated worker.

Teresa's cool.

Yeah, she's a model employee, if you ask me. You didn't take a vacation day for this Friday. So come put in your eight hours, go get a shamrock shake on your lunch break and call it a day. Got it?

I already took the sick day.

Right, because you're planning on being sick. Listen, you either bring in proper documentation to prove you are being medically treated or get your ass in here at 8.30 a.m. Do you understand what I'm saying?

I talked to Brett, my manager, and he said, It's fine, I have sick days, so I can eat.

Did you talk to Lois in accounts receivable?

I don't even know who that is.

Yeah, you never met her because she got fired after trying to introduce Margarita Fridays on the third floor. Seems like you're not taking your job seriously, that you're arguing with me over how you can take a sick day. And then I feel like we're going to have the same conversation on 420 with you, maybe with Cinco de Mayo. Do you like this job or do you not like this job?

I like my job. I spoke to Brett and he said that everything was fine, that I could take a sick day.

Brett doesn't get to change company policy. I'll tell you what, how about we just meet at the bar and drink to your health We don't have to worry about a sick day It is St. Patrick's Day, Adam Yeah, I know Then you should definitely be drinking with me and with all of us here This is Spike from Mojo and the Morning Show You've just been the victim of a phone scam Oh, s***, I did not see that coming.

Oh, my God. We heard you and a whole crew are coming down to drink with us.

Yeah, it depends. Are we on the radio right now?

Right, yeah. I don't want to blow your cover.

We will, we will scam you. If I could say anything I wanted to, I'd say that was f***ing funny s*** right there. I don't care who you are. It's the home of the world-famous phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

All right, so Kennedy's Irish Pub this Friday. We hope to see you guys there. And then, of course, Irish on Ionia happening on Saturday. It's going to be a fun weekend of St. Patrick's Day.

It's Mojo in the Morning's 5 at 6.55.

5 at 6.55, yeah, 5 at 6.55, yo, now.

Nikki is back with us this morning with the 5 at 6.55. Nikki, your challenger today is Laura. Say hello to her, please.

Hello.

Hello, Laura. Laura, it says here, you are a kindergarten teacher. You're from Oxford. You teach in the Utica School District. Nice. Hello to all your students that you teach. Thank you. Kindergarten is a fun time. Whose dog is that? That's going crazy.

Sorry, that's my dog. I said hello because the dog thought someone was here.

That's funny. All right, we're going to lock Nikki up in a soundproof area, and we'll be right back with you, Nikki. Here we go. I noticed yesterday on social media that there are some listeners that are rooting against Nikki, and I don't find that to be very nice. But people say that they're starting to get annoyed by Nikki. And honestly, I'll tell you this. She's definitely boisterous, but I don't think she's at the annoying stage yet.

It's good. It's good to be the villain.

Yeah, you know what? That is true. Yeah, and you know what that means? She'll go 15 in a row. So, Laura, let's see how you do today. Five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty, always goes to the champion. Question number one. Fans are trolling this Elvis star for talking with the accent that he used playing the title character.

Austin Butler.

Question number two. This magazine featuring Bunny Ears as its logo is taking on only fans and launching a digital creator platform.

Playboy.

Question number three. Model Ashley Graham is breaking her silence on her Oscars red carpet or champagne carpet interview with this very rude star of movies such as Love Actually, Four Weddings, and Paddington.

Hugh Grant.

Question number four. Last night's episode of The Bachelor featuring Zach, He was, I'm sorry, featured Zach visiting the hometowns of the Final Four contestants. Which network does The Bachelor air?

ABC.

And question number five, QB Jimmy Garoppolo and the Raiders have agreed to a three-year, $67.5 million contract in free agency yesterday. What city do the Raiders call home?

L.A.

Let's bring the champ.

No, Las Vegas.

Okay. All right. Which one do you want?

Las Vegas.

Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. How did Laura do?

Laura did great. I don't know if her dog was giving her answers, but she got all five corrects.

Wow. Wow. You've got to be perfect today, Nikki.

Okay. Wow. No pressure or anything, right?

No.

I want to know where she keeps us at. My kids go to Utica School.

Oh, do they really? Where do your kids go to school?

Oh, Beacon Tree Elementary.

Oh, Laura, is that close to you?

Yeah, very close, but that's not where I'm at.

All right, here we go. Question number one. Fans are trolling this Elvis star for still talking with an accent that he used as the main character in that movie. Who is it?

Austin Butler.

Okay.

Scores one to one.

Question number two, this magazine featuring Bunny Ears as its logo is taking on OnlyFans and launching a digital creator platform.

Playboy. Yes. Two to two.

Question number three, model Ashley Graham is breaking her silence on her Oscars carpet interview with the very rude star of movies such as Love Actually, Four Weddings, and Paddington.

Hugh Grant. Yes. Three to three.

gotta get these next two right gotta be perfect question number four last night's episode of the bachelor featured zach visiting the hometowns as his uh final four contestants what network does the bachelor air abc yeah

Yes, and it comes down to this last question. If you get it right, you will still be with us tomorrow and we'll have won your fifth in a row. If you get it wrong, Laura, you're back. Question number five, QB Jimmy Garoppolo and the Raiders agreed to a three-year, $67.5 million contract and free agency yesterday. What city do the Raiders call home?

Oh, come on. The Los Angeles Raiders?

No.

I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm sorry.

We have a new winner.

The Las Vegas Raiders.

We got a new champion. Oh, my God. That's so good. All I do is win, win, win. What do you mean by that? Nikki, you had a good run. Why did you say the answer and then say you were kidding? Because I didn't mean to say that when I said it. I said Los Angeles instead of Los Angeles. Well, who says the wrong answer? Oh, my God, come on.

Come on. This is exactly what just happened. This is what two days in a row were this. Man, oh, man.

Oh, wow.

It was fun, though.

It was fun. I was telling these guys, when we locked you in a soundproof area, I was telling these guys that there were some listeners that were rooting against you, Nikki, and I don't understand why. I think you're wonderful.

Oh, well, I'll meet you on Friday. So I'll just come up and meet you, and you'll have to guest me. I love it.

Oh, my God. You've got to walk out. Here's the deal. I'll know who you are right away because you'll introduce yourself, and then you'll tell me, like, five other facts about yourself.

Yeah, you'll probably understand. Yeah, my voice.

What time are you getting to our broadcast?

Oh, probably maybe on 9. Oh, my God. 30. Perfect. All right, good. Okay. All right. We'll have had one or two by then. Yes.

We'll be breathalyzing ourselves, and then you'll be our driver home.

okay? Oh, I don't know about that. Ask my friends. I don't think I've ever been the driver.

We're going to set you up with a parting gift. You did a great job. We got Comic-Con tickets all this week for the parting gift. Comic-Con is happening May the 19th through 21st at Suburban Collection Showplace. Laura, or Miss Laura, do the kids call you? I don't know. They call you probably your last name. You're back with us tomorrow, so we'll see you tomorrow, okay?

Sounds great. Thanks. Thank you. It's Mojo in the mornings, 5 at 6.55.

mojo in the morning show home of the phone scams the war of the roses and the dirty on the 30 so megan is back this morning she was uh off yesterday taking a three-day weekend after going away to chicago you heard us talking about that and we talked on the phone yesterday because We had a bunch of stuff after the show that she did join us for. We had a couple meetings that happened. And then I left here to go to the grocery store to go pick up stuff for Chelsea to make her infamous tortilla soup, which is so good. We had that last night. I love that soup. It's my favorite. So I go around the store, and as I'm talking on the phone to Megan, I put in my Beats AirPods or Air Buds. They don't call them pods if they're Beats, right? It's only if you're wearing the Apple ones. Earbuds. So I'm walking around the store and I'm that guy because I always get yelled at by my son Luke because he says that I'm obnoxious and I'm the speakerphone talker, like as I'm out in public, where I don't actually have the AirPods in. I actually will walk around with just the speakerphone and have the phone right up to me, and everybody can hear my conversation. Oh, you're that guy. Well, I was equally as annoying yesterday, Spike, because when I wear those headphones and I have them in my ear, I don't realize that I talk with a volume like this. Yes, you do. My volume goes higher, and I don't know, are there any other listeners of ours or any of you guys that do this? Whenever you have your headphones on, you, for some reason, don't talk at a normal level. You talk at a so much louder level, which is interesting because I wear in-ears here. Like, I have headphones on to talk to you guys. Yes. And I'm hearing my voice. But I think the problem is, on the phone, you don't hear your voice. You just hear the person. So I think that what ends up happening is I get loud talky and I start saying, hi, Megan. So what did you do on Sunday? And I'm having the conversation. Well, here's where it got very, very awkward. I ended up.

running into a few listeners and actually megan called it out she's like geez you keep running into people and i ran into a some very nice listeners that came up and and said hello

and i was like hi how are you nice to talk to you i'm on the phone with megan they all knew you were

in the store and then i ran into a a friend of mine who and then megan you probably heard it

because i stopped and started talking for a little bit to him yeah he's he module also does this when he's been conversation with you he'll just stop and start talking to somebody else and you have

to wait yeah i don't i don't do the excuse me thing i kind of act like i'm not even on the phone with you and you're like are you talking to me are you talking to them and so i had a conversation with him for a second and then went back to my conversation with megan and we talked about a lot of stuff first off i got a full-on critique of this radio program from yesterday from megan i felt like i was you know hanging out with dennis clark and john ivy and they were giving us an air check session. Which we

had yesterday, by the way, after the

show. Telling me what she

liked and didn't like. I'd like to master the comma and let you know that Dennis Clark and John Ivey are people who work in the building who help make our show better as consultants. They're radio consultants.

Yes. Megan, that was something we learned yesterday, mastering the comma. But Megan did not like the second date update yesterday. She thought the second date update was rather boring, but I learned that. So this is what ended up happening. And after our conversation that we had that basically was all over the store, I went to my phone and looked that my friend sent me some text messages. And in his text messages, it was, hey, you've got to be careful. I could hear your entire conversation aisles away. That's how loud you talk when you're on the phone. And I thought, oh, crap, because what did we say?

Oh, you're going back through your conversation frantically.

Yeah. What were we talking about?

What were you talking about? A lot of stuff. I don't want to hear. What were you talking about that you would be embarrassed for other people to know you were talking about?

Well, Megan going out drinking with my wife. Talked about that was one of the ones. I got very drunk with your wife. And that was one thing. And then a couple other things we were talking about. We were talking about something that dealt with our show meeting yesterday where I made a comment about one of the people that was talking during the thing. And I thought, uh-oh, if that ever got back to them, that would not be good.

I already hear Mojo's voice when I go through the grocery store. I shop at Kroger, and you hear him on the overhead. Courtside cravings. We've got slam dunks, sips, snacks, and more for your party. Hi, it's Mojo from Mojo in the Morning. You can get digital coupon, and every time I shop, I hear your voice. Now I'm going to have to hear your voice twice because you're also having a full-on conversation like a rude-ass person as you walk through the grocery store.

Now, when I'm on the phone with him, I hear his announcements on the overhead. He's shouting at me on my phone, and I also hear...

The whole time.

The whole time. I'm losing my mind. And I'm sitting there and I'm like, it's fine. It's fine. You're just talking to him. Don't get irritated. It's not that big of a deal.

Also, did you hear this at parts? Or actually, no, this is Mark.

But have we not talked on this show and everybody has come to the consensus about just people are so rude when they have the big phone conversations in a store as they walk up and down aisles? Because you think they're talking to you, and they're not. And then they give you a dirty look when you actually look at them when you think they're talking to you.

So here's the thing. I'm codependent, and I can't be alone in public for more than three minutes without just losing my absolute mind. So I will be on the phone the whole time.

Well, Mojo is too. He always has to be on the phone.

It's true. Joe, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, I just wanted to say that my dad on the stream talks when he's on the phone. but he's also in his mid-60s.

Oh, that's what it is.

You're getting older.

I'm getting there, Joe. Thanks for pointing that out. I appreciate that. But you know what, though, Joe? I want you to see what you're like when you put some headphones in and you're listening to music and somebody starts talking to you. You start talking loud. I think you start talking to the level of what you're listening to.

Yeah, I think that's a natural tendency, but you just got to be mindful that that's where you're going to want to go and try to talk at a normal level.

You know what's amazing? Go on any college campus and no kid even looks at each other or talks to each other because they all got their headphones in. Yeah. That's the form of communication of college students these days.

What's going on, Jeremy?

How's it going?

Good. What's up?

Not much. Yeah, my mom. So it's not really on the phone, but when she goes to the drive-thru, whether it's McDonald's, Taco Bell, or anything like that, she'll be, like, having a deep voice talking to us, like, hey, guys, what do you want? And then as soon as she goes to order, her voice changes to the highest mouse pitch thing I've ever heard.

It's insane.

It is so true because you're trying to be, like, polite and happy and kind when you're ordering. And you want them to hear you. Yeah. Yeah, you want to be pleasant.

I wonder if you do work at, like, Starbucks or, you know, McDonald's, any of the drive-thrus, are the people yelling their order to you, is it irritating to your voice or to your ears?

Well, and when I work drive-thru, you always hear both voices. You hear the car pull up, and then you hear the person, the mom going, I will beat you if you don't stop talking, if you don't act out. Hi, can I get a large Pepsi, please? I told you I'm not getting, we have cheeseburgers at home, I'm not getting. And can I also get a cookie?

That is so accurate.

And you hear the whole routine. You hear both. It's like schizophrenic parents.

That's the other thing, too. And when you're talking to somebody on the phone that's like a friend of yours, like I was talking with Megan, you don't realize that you're saying things that you would never say if the phone were pretty much up to your ear. I think I told her to F off like three times. I think there was like three times where the F word came out and it was probably so loud. Julie, what's up?

Hi, Mojo.

Hey, what's going on? Hi, Julie.

Hi.

What's going on?

I call my husband on my way home from work on my Bluetooth in the car, and apparently I talk a lot louder in the car. He's like, why are you always yelling at me when you talk to me? I feel like I'm not yelling at you. and he's like well then why am I turning my volume down on the phone and he's like I don't know

where are you from saying car like that

I'm from Port Huron

oh they've got their own language in Port Huron their own dialect well she's closer to us than to Minnesota then alright thank you for the call Julie appreciate it Mojo in the Morning Show. Spike wants to call out you ladies for something that you do. What's up?

I didn't know this was a thing, and my friend said she had to go, you know, get her driver's license photo redone at the Secretary of State here in Michigan. Our coast-to-coast listeners might know it as the DMV. But my friend said she had to make a bunch of appointments before she can get her new driver's license photo. And I found out something I never knew existed. Is it true that all women do this or just her, that you go to get your nails and hair done before your driver's license photo? Oh, really?

That is not true for me. And if you saw my driver's license photo, you would concur. I am seven months puffy and pregnant. I thought this was so funny.

What about you, Megan? Because you do the makeup tutorials on YouTube.

I was going to say, I would never get my nails done because... You don't see them. Yeah, but I would say that, like, I know that I need to, I still don't have a passport. That's crazy. And I'm only going to get one because I've been on Passport TikTok recently, and there is a specific makeup routine that you do for the best passport photo, because you know how you're not allowed to smile or wear heavy makeup? Yeah. There are girls that have figured out a hack to wear heavy makeup that doesn't look like you're wearing heavy makeup, so you can still look very contoured and snatched.

So I didn't know you couldn't wear heavy makeup. You could wear makeup, yeah. Yeah, I went to the post office down the street, and they did say you can't smile. I look like a serial killer in my new passport photo.

You can wear makeup, but you can't wear, like, crazy makeup. They will straight up be like, no.

So they don't let you smile in the passport photo? You're not supposed to. You're not supposed to.

You're supposed to have a natural look. And, yeah, I was taking Nicole's, I was taking my daughter's passport photo at home yesterday. And we had to look up, like, can you have wingtip eyeliner on? And she didn't have to take her nose ring out. Like, there's rules about head coverings, and there's rules about smiling, but you can have makeup and jewelry as long as it's not covering parts of your face.

My passport photo. Oh, you're smiling. Yeah. Big old smile. My passport photo. Here, I'll show you my driver's license one, too. My driver's license and my passport are different. I wish I could have my passport photo because I was skinny when I got this done.

Well, now you just missed the window. You could renew online for a while, and you can just reuse the same photo. Look it. I'm fat guy in my driver's license, and I am fat guy in the driver's license.

Oh, my gosh. There's such a difference. Yeah.

And in my driver's license, I really don't have a beard. I had shaved it. And this one, I guess I got kind of, but look how good looking I am in my passport. I don't want to give up my passport.

I kidnap you if I were in another country. Yeah, look at that. I said to Lids, why don't you, why do you need your nails done? She's like, you have to feel pretty too. You have to like get your nails done so you just feel confident in the photo. And I'm like, literally no one is looking at that photo except for one random customs agent in another country that you're never going to talk to again.

Yeah. I don't know. But I will say this, that they're smart that they're going and getting their self-primmed.

Well, with her driver's license photo, the photo is a half inch by a half inch. You don't see any details of whether or not you had your hair out of place.

My favorite is after I get, like when I go see Katrina and get my hair cut, right after I get my hair cut, my hair never looks better because she styles it like in a way that I can't figure out how to do it myself. And I've often wanted to know, could I bring Katrina with me to the secretary of state and have her bring like her big old bag and like do my hair out in front? That would be a funny bit. What if we did that?

What if we makeovers out in front?

What if we set up in front of the secretary of state and we had Katrina set up her chair right there to do haircuts and makeup for people as they're going in? Anybody want to do it? That's a funny – I'm telling you, that might be a great idea. We have to call her and see if she would be free one morning.

I was thinking of, like, eating a whole box of Oreo cookies right before I walk in, and my smile is just all good in cookies.

Emily, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Megan, don't do the makeup. You can't do it because you look so snatched and so hot when you're in person. They don't believe it's you.

Oh, true.

Oh, that's funny. True.

You don't want to look like a different person.

Right, because I went to Mexico, and it was early in the morning, so I didn't do my makeup, and they were like, this isn't, you know, I'm like, oh, my gosh, I swear it is. If I have to go in the bathroom and do my makeup real quick, I will, but I swear they really didn't want to let me go.

And actually, actually, cops will, have you ever seen that cops will make, they'll make comments about how you look? Oh, my God, like, have you ever been pulled over and had a cop look at your driver's license photo? I had a cop look at my driver's license photo, and he said, wow, man, you lost some weight. And honestly, guess what? It got me out of my ticket. Really? Yes. That's amazing. Because he made the comment about the weight, and I go, oh. Thank you. Yeah. And then he was like, I think felt weird that he brought up my weight and gave me no points.

Maybe that's what we should do then, Megan. You should not shower for two weeks, no makeup, Get really blasted high Right before you walk in So if you get pulled over you look better Than any condition you're actually going to be in

So like I should go today

Hey Ron what's going on

How you doing Rojo it's 412 Ron

What's up 412 Ron

My friend took 10 photos Before she picked the one she wanted

Wait, at the Secretary of State or at the DMV?

DMV, yeah. She took 10 of them before she picked the one she wanted. Oh, they must really like her. They won't do that here.

They would never do that here. No, if your eyes are closed, maybe they'll let you retake it.

That's because he's in the 412.

Yeah, he took 10 of them before she picked the one she wanted.

The ones that people that work at the Secretary of State slash DMV, no matter where you are, by my house, they always seem like they are in the worst moods ever like they always like the there and i always go hey hope you're having a great day like i try to be extra nice to them and they're like

yeah that doesn't work but to be fair they probably just get people berating them all day long so i'd be in the worst mood too that is the worst job everybody's in a bad mood in there

says that but then when i'm in there like the only reason people are bad mood is because they took a ticket that says number 23 and then they're now calling a number 99 and you're gonna be there three hours i don't see people really being rude to them i know people are dumb and and essentially the public never has their paperwork straight i'm sure they don't have the stuff filled out correctly but you're right mojo like it doesn't seem like anyone's ever in a happy mood in that maybe they

need to get their hair done when we do our sitting out in front of the place uh christina what's

going on it's mojo in the morning show hi good morning um i recently just had a conversation with my friends about this when i was getting their picture removed for their license and she said god forbid you go missing that's the photo they use so she's like i want to look my best if

i'm gonna be on tv oh wow yeah jeez didn't think about that is that the photo they use

but you know what's interesting i've seen mug shots of people and i've often said if i ever get arrested. I'm smiling.

in my mugshot. Oh, absolutely. Because the mugshots that people do where they're like looking miserable, they look like a criminal. If they're smiling, they look like somebody that

just, you know, got caught up in maybe a bad thing. So agents in Hollywood will coach celebrities to do that. If they're ever arrested, they tell you when they call, the first thing they tell them is smile and look really happy in your mugshot. Because when it goes on Google forever, they don't want you to even realize it's a mugshot. Google Justin Bieber's mugshot. Google some of these celebrities have been arrested it doesn't look like a mugshot it looks like a publicity

it's like a yeah it's like a glam they have a glamour shot like remember glamour shots at the mall david what's up hey how you guys doing we're good buddy what's going on we're talking about how people will do up their makeup and their hair when they go get their driver's license photos

well i mean i don't wear makeup or anything but when um my wife and i were coming back from mexico this year, like a month ago, the lady that was questioning us in the line, in the airport line at the Delta Terminal, she was like, wow, this picture's pretty old, huh? Oh, geez. I'm like, yeah, I guess. I mean, it's higher than five years, so...

Man. Wait, do you look a lot different from, you know, five years ago?

I don't know why she was saying that. Maybe because I had a little bit of scruff on my face or something. Maybe my hair was a little bit long.

I don't know. I told you guys when we were going to France a couple of months ago that Wes, my fiancé Wes, didn't get recognized because he had no surgery this year. And the machines didn't recognize him so we had to go talk to the people. And he had to sit there and explain to them what he had done to make it so that the passport machines weren't recognized. He was like, this is so

embarrassing. It's like when he uses his older

brother's ID to get in the bar. Don't miss this in Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 in Minutes.

Ashley Graham finally breaking her silence about that very rude and awkward Oscars carpet interview with actor Hugh Grant. We'll talk about that.

Isn't it weird to not say red carpet?

Yeah. It feels weird, doesn't it? You get to say Oscars carpet. I have to be really careful, but that's coming up in the Dirty.

All right. We'll be right back with that. And what do we got? Oh, we got concert tickets coming up here next.

Who was seen with who? Who's banging who? And what will you be talking about all day? Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 in minutes. On Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon with What's Trending in the Dirty on the 30. Today is Senseless Survey Day. We'll see how many questions Spike can get out. Senseless Survey is coming up at 7.50.

Ashley Graham has broken her silence on that awkward Oscars carpet interview with actor Hugh Grant, which saw him rolling his eyes at her and being kind of curt, cold, and just somewhat rude with his responses.

Are you excited to see anybody win? Do you have your hopes up for anyone?

Not, no one in particular.

Okay, well, what are you wearing tonight then?

Just my suit. Your suit?

Who made your suit? You didn't make it.

I can't remember. My tailor.

That's okay. Shout out to the tailor. So tell me, what does it feel like to be in Glass Onion? It was such an amazing film. I really loved it. I love a thriller. How fun is it to shoot something like that?

Well, I'm barely in it. I'm in it for about three seconds.

I mean, clearly not amused. You showed up and you had fun, right? Almost.

Well, that clip went viral. So paparazzi spotted Ashley at LAX yesterday leaving Los Angeles. And here's what she had to say.

Was there any offense taken to this Hugh Grant thing that everyone keeps trending about? You know what? My mom has told me to kill people with kindness. So there you go. There you go. Killing with kindness.

You know what? I think that he's just a bad interview to begin with. Like, I truly believe that because I saw him backstage with Ryan Seacrest on Ryan Social. And he just seems awkward. And I don't know if necessarily Hugh Grant is just a jerk Or if he's just an awkward Interviewer but a lot of people Were coming down on her for The fact that they felt like she was Just throwing out questions that Were not like good questions Like why would you ask him those questions those are bad questions I thought she was great

The producers of the show Those shows are I said that yesterday they were horrible interview questions But she's just handed a card And standard for the carpet

What are you wearing Who are you excited to see It's nothing

You're obligated to shout out the people that they're wearing You're helping them do their job

Technically he did tell Ryan Seagrass That he was just wearing an old tuxedo That he had in his closet I don't think that he was going out getting anything

Speaking of the Oscars Lady Gaga's surprise performance Her song Hold My Hand from Top Gun So so good We talked. We talked about this yesterday, but do you want to know what Twitter was focused on during that incredible, incredible performance? Not her beautiful singing. I'm going to tell you, Spike. Sorry. They were focused on her chapped lips. People could not get over her dry, cracked lips. And if you didn't watch the performance earlier in the night, I mean, she was, you know, she walked to the carpet in, you know, this gorgeous outfit and she had a bold red lip. Well, for this performance, she really dressed down. She had a black t-shirt, a bare face, no makeup. She had ripped jeans on. And so people are saying, well, it could have been residue from her makeup. Getting off a red lip takes some work, let me tell you, okay? But people were like, you need to get some chapstick. How dare you take the Oscar stage and your lips are peeling. I mean.

As they're sitting on their couch watching in their ratty pajamas.

Some people were nice and they were like, props to Lady Gaga for making me feel normal. She just reminded me, I need to go put on some lip moisturizer. Others were just mean. Quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo and the Las Vegas Raiders agreed to a three-year, $67.5 million contract in free agency yesterday. That includes 45 mil guaranteed. He, I know, signed a five-year, $137.5 million contract with the 49ers in 2018. Signed a one-year, $6.5 million pact last offseason. So the Raiders released longtime starter Derek Carr last month. They enter the offseason with Garoppolo and Chase Garbers as their only under-contract quarterbacks right now.

He's such a pretty man. Yeah, he is. He is so pretty. I don't know if he's that great of a quarterback, but he's a beautiful man. You're right. We'll see how great of a quarterback he is now. It's funny because the people in New Orleans are so happy that they got Derek Carr. So I think that they're kind of looking at it as that they want out. But it's wild. It's going to be weird watching football next year and seeing all these quarterbacks on different teams. I like Carr at New Orleans, too. I like that a lot. I think he'll do really well. You know what this reminds me of? Do you ever play Madden, and you're about seven seasons deep in Madden, and players are on different teams? Yeah. You know? It's like Aaron Rodgers is on the Jets, And Jimmy Garoppolo now is on the Raiders

Many of our Canadian listeners Might have been watching the Juno Awards Last night Avril Lavigne taking home the Fan voted, fan choice award For the fourth time Last night But she got on stage at one point To introduce a performance by I believe the artist's name is A.P. Dillon The first Punjabi artist to perform At the Juno Awards It was a big occasion So she's presenting, and a topless woman appears on stage behind her. There's a message written on her back that appeared to read Save the Green Belt. It's a reference to this controversial development planned by the Ontario government that's big in the news right now. Listen to Avril's response. She was not having it.

Based in Victoria, B.C., his music has gained a worldwide audience with sold-out shows in Canada, the U.S., Get the f**k off.

Get the f**k off, bitch.

There you go. That's what she's saying? No, she's right on stage while she was presenting.

And lastly, TLC and Shaggy announced they're teaming up for a hot summer night tour alongside En Vogue and Sean Kingston.

Oh, my God. That's a great show.

I mean, it's kind of a fun show. Well, June and July is when this is happening. I need to check the tour dates to see if they're stopping by the Detroit area of Grand Rapids or Toledo. But I know tickets go on sale Friday at 10 a.m.

This is a throwback throwdown show.

It just came up, so I know I want to.

Lydia, make sure that you and KP get a hold of Cody and find out who to promote.

I feel like I got a press release on that yesterday. TLC and Shaggy coming to Pine Knob Music Theater June 25th. Oh, my God.

That's fantastic.

Tickets go on sale. this Friday at 10 a.m. There you go.

That's going to be a great show.

Hey, for all of today's dirty, check out the dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. And another world-famous phone scam happens in minutes.

Mojo in the Morning. Jessica. Hello. Hey, you're a winner. Congratulations. We're going to set you up with tickets to go see Logic and Juicy J. Fox Theater Thank you so much And it's happening in May Congratulations to you

Thank you

Thank you A lot of good shows coming We announced yesterday The Drake concert I mean that's a mega show

But, like, we just talked just a second ago and dirty about, you know, these throwback shows. These artists that are coming back from our past are fun to watch. We'll have tickets to all of them. And we do have tickets, by the way. We just got the nod that we do have tickets for that. Oh, my gosh.

Just when the phones finally started quieting over Taylor Swift and Beyonce, now every friend I have is like, yo, you got Drake tickets? Hey, you want to go to the show? Which means, hey, do you have a ticket for me?

um mojo on the mornings uh contest that we do every year called mojo gives you a baby is now up to the final 10 people so it's up to you now to be part of this and vote if you want to give the gift of life to maybe a friend or a family member and you know that they're in the top 10 make sure that you're voting make sure that you're sharing their story up on your social media pages, going back to our voting page, IVF Michigan, the Ohio Fertility Center. We've narrowed it down to the top 10, and this is the week of voting. So if you want to see who the top 10 are, go check out our social media, Instagram, Facebook, or you can go to mojointhemorning.com, and you can see. But we've got some great people representing everywhere that we are listening, able to listen. And Taylor, Allen Park, Marine City, Grand Rapids, Toledo, Hudsonville, Auburn Hills, Ferndale, Fenton. I mean, there's a lot of great listeners of ours, 10 listeners, family, you know, people that want to have a baby and they've been struggling. So you can give them the gift of life. Again, go vote right now on our website, mojointhemorning.com. And if you want more information about IVF Michigan or the Ohio Fertility Centers, you can actually text the word baby to 95500, and you can find out more about those great doctors. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. We do our Mojo gives you a baby because it is great to have children. I mean, I love mine, and I know you love yours, except for when they fight with each other.

Well, it's just really, I don't know. God save us all. Well, it's so funny now that Lucy, my daughter, is about to be nine and Smith, my little guy, is five, five and a half. The half is always very important to them, but he's kind of coming into his own. And so when she antagonizes him and I've been warning her one day, Lou, he's going to be big enough. He is going to knock you over. And that's like just starting to happen. So watching them figure out their differences and disagreements is super interesting slash funny to me. yesterday and I don't even know what the heck they were arguing about but I watched her take her her little fingers and pinch the back of his neck so hard that poor little guy was just so tortured and it brought me back to when my sisters would yank my hair they would pull my hair so hard that I would be down on the ground or do you remember I don't think it's politically correct To say this anymore But at the time When like my stepbrother Would give me a I think he called it Like an Indian burn On your hand They like twist your skin They twist your skin In opposite directions You mean when they would Just literally rip your skin It hurt so bad But I was like What was the worst Sibling torture Like the pinch on the back Of the neck's pretty bad But the hair pulling to me Was just the absolute worst Growing up in a house Where I was the oldest Of three girls But my two younger sisters bullied the hell out of me. I got my hair pulled all the time.

See, my brother took it one step further. When we would fall asleep at night, he would say, when you're completely asleep, I'm going to kill you. Oh, my God.

Would you not sleep? Like, would you sleep with one eye open?

And then I would scream,

Mom, Bill said he's going to kill me. And did your mom go, okay.

No, my dad would go, no, he's not. Bill, don't kill your brother. But my brother and I shared a room together, and we had such a rivalry. And it's so funny that you talk about this right now, because the other day I was looking at his social media page. And for my sister Pat's birthday that's coming up, my brother Bill has been calling her every single night and playing the bongos for her because he learned how to play bongos.

Okay, that's torture.

And I said to my sister Pat, I go, you're kidding me. He's playing the bongos. And she goes, Tom, I'm not kidding you. It makes me so proud because my dad played the bongo So he's doing it for that reason So I kind of started crying and I'm thinking to myself Isn't it wild as you get older you start falling You love your siblings right And then you look back at those times going Oh my god

We were so mean to each other So mean

So absolutely mean And honestly I think that Smith as the younger little brother Is going to get revenge Because he's going to be a big kid

Have you seen the size of his feet The kid We're

He wears a bigger shoe size than Lucy.

So Smith is how old?

Five.

And how big are his feet?

He wears a size three.

Let me say this to you.

Not toddler three.

He came in studio, I don't know how long it was, six months ago or something like that?

Yeah.

All you can see is his feet walk in before he walks in.

He's going to be a big boy.

I'm already signing him up for my fantasy baseball team and basketball team. Steven, hi. What did your kids do?

so my five-year-old tell my four-year-old to count down because that's what i tell the kids when i'm getting ready to get on them about something so when they get into it to each other my five-year-old tell the four-year-old like five four yeah you're not the dad what are you gonna do when you get to one So mature It's like, girl, you're not the mama Right

Mojo in the morning, Megan, hi

Hi, guys, good morning Good morning I have an older brother Who is about six years older than me At the time, I was I was real little, I was like four or five He always picked on me But the worst thing he did was He sat on me, posted my face on the couch And then let out a really big, gross fart

i'll never forget he did that yeah that is such a brother sister situation right there

lindsey what's up it's mojo in the morning hi mojo long time listener first time call

we love we love it thank you by the way if you're somebody who's never called the show

please call and say hi to us sometime what's up lindsey okay so my sister and i would brawl my mom worked about two like well not two probably about a mile away from where we lived and we would call her at work so many times because i had like fingernails dug into me you know where it's like you pull up the skin a little bit she like shoved me into the banister like um but the real torture the real torture she would play her music in her room and we shared a wall and the bass would like she it would like so rhythmic it would my eyelids would flutter telling my mom like she's doing it she's doing it and they would like she would turn it off Before my parents got there To like tell her to turn it down Yeah

My sons do that to each other When they lived at home Joe would do that to Jacob all the time Because they shared a wall in their room And he would play the most vile music ever And Jacob would be trying to study And he would always call him a tryhard Because Jacob was always the good student Harris, what's up?

How you doing, Mo?

What's up, bud?

How you doing? When I was little So my sister held me down, both of them, and they pretend like I was one of their makeup dolls. You know, you just have the head, make up the face and the hair. Yep. If you move, I'm going to poke your eye out with this. So I have to sit there and take this makeup on my face. Oh, my goodness. It was horrible.

What's your relationship now with them, Harris?

Great, great. You know, it was just a horrible thing. But what can I do? I was only five, and they were older than me. Yeah. Listen to this one. And my brother would pin us down and make us pick his nose with our finger. Oh, my God.

That's gross. Oh, boy. You know what? That's a Smith one. Smith's got to do that to Lucy. Sally?

Good morning. Good morning.

This is dangerous. What did your brother do?

My brother was a torturer. He used to take a Zippo lighter and, like, you know, flame it and then heat up the lid of it and then put it to my skin and leave little burn marks on me.

Oh, my God.

Wait, that's terrible. He found it very funny, too, chasing around the house with a heated up zipper lighter and touch my skin.

Yeah, well, we all thought sibling torture was funny at the time. We didn't realize we were leaving permanent lifelong scars.

Yeah, yeah. How do you see more abuse than fun?

How do you guys get along nowadays?

He lives about 12 hours from here. Thank God.

All right, St. Patrick's Day on Friday, broadcasting live from Kennedy's Irish Pub. It's going to be a lot of fun. That's in Waterford, Michigan. You can find out more information by checking out our social but also Irish and Ionia Saturday. If you can make it, we would love to see you downtown Grand Rapids. St. Patrick's Day weekend. Meet the Mojo in the morning show. Thanks to everybody. Was Sip Shine, is that right? Yeah. Sip Shine is making the Mojo luge that we're going to be

No, they're making the Mojo Shamrock. Shamrock shit, yeah. And who's doing the luge? Randy Finch and the Ice Guru crew, IceGuru.com. They do events and giant ice sculptures all over West Michigan. Nice.

Randy Finch, nice Irish name. And Ice Guru. And then Sip Shine with the Mojo Shamrock slushie. That's going to be fun. Yesterday I saw you guys on social, you and Schmitty. How was it, by the way? How did it taste?

Oh, it's really, really good. They didn't have the green dye with them, so they weren't green. So we just kept telling people, if you believe, it is green.

Actually, what you should have done is it should have been like one of those dresses, like you've seen before, that go viral, where everybody says it's green and everybody says it's not green. Right. You don't see that it's green? What?

Absolutely green.

Mojo, in between our Friday morning broadcast and our Saturday morning broadcast, I'm going to be out. Oh, that's right. Vintage House? Yeah, Vintage House in Frasier. This was, for years, the largest indoor-outdoor St. Patrick's Day party in Metro Detroit. And then, you know, there's a few years off there for COVID. Well, now it's back, and it's multiple heated tents. It's huge, and we're going to be broadcasting live. Sean Strife and I will be there from noon until whenever we get kicked out, and that'll be after the morning show broadcast on Friday in Frasier.

It's going to be fun. Anybody out on Friday in Grand Rapids or Toledo that you guys want to throw a plug to? Or are we just doing Saturday in Grand Rapids? Megan, anything Toledo-wise? Toledo celebrates things. I know opening day is coming up for the Mud Hens. That's going to be a crazy day, but do they do something crazy for her?

They do something crazy, but I'm not going to be there because I'm going to be with you guys in Detroit.

Then screw them. We don't give them a plug. I agree. If you want, you can. Go ahead.

No, I'm good.

All right. Senseless survey time right now.

You guys, you guys, you guys, great news.

It's time for an official government survey. And when we mean official, we mean we're officially full of s**t.

This country is going to s**t.

You got it on Mojo.

It's Mojo in the Morning's Senseless Survey.

Hello? Hello, ma'am. Bob Dabalina from the U.S. Senseless Bureau. You left a few answers blank in the last survey form we mailed you, and we're just following up with our citizens. It should only take about 30 seconds. Can I ask you three questions about issues that are facing American voters today?

What are you selling?

I'm not selling anything, ma'am. It's just the Senseless Bureau getting three quick questions.

I'll give you 10 seconds.

All right, you got it. How many people currently reside in your home?

Two.

How's your brackets? My what? Your brackets? Brackets? Put your brackets together?

Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

All right, we'll skip that one then. With regards to daylight savings time that happened over the weekend, do you agree that if it were really popular with the American public, they would do it at noon with a big clock and celebrations and not like thieves in the night? no that's stupid in your opinion is it true or false that nostalgia is a thing of the past what do you what is your point here okay well we could skip that question if you don't want to answer that one do you think complaining about your taxes should be tax deductible

that's actually i like that actually if it were it'd be great wouldn't it all right and do you sometimes wish your husband had an off switch oh he had one that's why i'm divorced okay great i'll

put that down have you seen the movie cocaine bear yet i have not all right well which sequel would be you be more likely to buy tickets to weed chicken or hamster on mushrooms these are not these are silly questions what are you doing i know that i don't write the questions ma'am i just work here at this agency to ask them two last questions did the guy in charge of naming things just get lazy and give up when he named long island oh my god all right

Look, you've got one last question. Sure. Because these are ridiculous.

You got it. Well, I haven't gotten many answers out of you. That's the problem. In relation to the St. Patrick's Day holiday, what's your favorite way to call yourself drunk? Intoxicated, hammered, sloshed, curly-fried, well-lubricated, Hufflepuffed, or do you have another one? I actually like sloshed. Sloshed? Okay. Do you think they should sell Nature Valley Crunch granola bars and Roomba vacuum cleaners together as a package deal? This has nothing to do with the senses. I know. Well, just to make sure I'm talking to the right person, what's your password? Not going to get it.

Senseless survey here on the Mojo on the Morning Show. You like when listeners send you questions that you should ask on senseless survey? Sure.

I'm always open to questions.

Yeah. You can text. You got a good question. Text 95500. Give Spike a suggestion for a question. Senseless surveys.

Want more assistless surveys? Hear endless podcasts at mojointhemorning.com. One down.

Six to noise. For Mojo.

Fight.

Shannon from Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. Coming up this hour on the Mojo in the Morning show. We've got some more concert tickets to give away at 8.30, so we'll have Sam Hunt tickets that we're going to be giving away. Also on the way, am I the a-hole? We have that happening towards the end of the hour, beginning of the 9 o'clock hour, and good topics, too. If you were listening yesterday, I told you guys that Megan didn't want me to do in any of the topics that we both experienced together over St. Patrick's Day weekend. We already gave her crap about that earlier this morning, so she knows the little joke that we were talking about yesterday this time. Coming up here in just a little bit, the shot potato. We'll finally get to bring up that topic now that Megan is back. And Megan's road martini. So both happen in. Later this hour, Spike's new pet that his girlfriend wants to get him. Honestly, I would be fearful to have this in my house. We'll talk about that. And Shannon bought her wedding dress. So all that revealed and more coming up here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. I love when we do our teases. Wasn't that good?

That was a news. I'm going to listen. Yeah, I know.

I'm not tuning in.

That last item's a headliner.

Yeah. Seriously, it was all very, very good. Yours is a good one, too. You're that pet. I'm telling you. That would scare the crap out of me. All right, so let's get into this. It's Mojo in the Morning. If you're a contractor, I want you to listen up to this because Mike might need your help. So Mike wants to do a remod in his house for the new baby that is coming in June. and has had some people come out to give him estimates. And Mike committed a Mike moment with one of the estimates. I'm such an idiot. What happened, Mike?

Well, I don't know a lot about remodeling and any of that stuff, so we are doing the baby's room. And we had him come out and look at it, and he gave us a quote for it, and I've been handling the whole thing. And I texted my wife yesterday and I said, guess what? We can do this. We've been saving for a little bit. We knew this was coming up. You know, we didn't know if it was going to be this year or next year, but we're just putting money away, putting money aside for this. And it's like the first time we've ever even remodeled anything on any house ever. And so I don't know much about it. And so he sends over the quote and I'm like, Allie, we can do this. I'm so excited. I'm proud. I have a, like, I'm walking around the house proud yesterday because I'm like, look what I did. Look what we did. Look what I did. look what we're gonna do look at all this like this is amazing you had a grown-up moment there

uh yeah i can afford i can afford to take care of this yeah yeah before i lived in a house where

i couldn't even do that like we were we were struggling to just be even in that other house because of the house was falling apart and this is the first time i can i can build a room i can build a room i'm so excited i'm proud and i i send her over the uh how much it's gonna be and she's you know, surprised. And she's like, all right, well, let's go through with it. So I send over like a verbal, Hey, we're going to do this. I'll get the paperwork signed, but let's start talking dates. Allie gets home and I show her the whole thing. I show her the layout, what they want to do. She goes, she looks at me instantly and goes, Mike, that is a third of what we are. We have a third of what this is. I said, no, no, no, no. Look at, look at, look at, she goes, that's the closet if you want to add a closet to the place it costs this amount the total and she scrolls down and it's it is triple what what that price was you looked at the wrong line item yes and i felt so stupid and now i feel even dumber because i have to go back to these people who are like setting dates and in in planning on coming in they probably started getting the material together and be like, hey, can I have take backsies? Like, I can't. Yeah. Well, you didn't sign anything, right?

It was just a verbal?

No, but still, I feel stupid.

I feel dumb. Well, the other thing, too, is does this now take your negotiation power away because you said yes to it. Now the guy's going to think that you're just trying to play games instead of. I think you'd be honest with him. Like, I think you say, here's what I would do in this case, because I've had similar happen to me where it was way different than what I could afford. And I think you just be honest and you say, hey, I'm going to be really honest with you. This is all the money that I got. What can I do for this? And just see what they can do for you. Because maybe there is something. Well, I mean, they were going to do a closet for that. Maybe they can actually do a little bit less and you can do pieces at a time or something.

Well, yeah. And yes, I just feel I.

I more feel stupid. I feel dumb because they're not going to take me seriously after this. Like you just said, they're going to look at this and go, this guy has no idea what he's talking about or what he's doing. And so, I mean, they're going to get – I'm sure it's a reputable business. I've never done this, so I don't know. But I'm sure they're going to look at me and either think one of two things. We're going to get as much as we can out of them, or this is a lost cause.

Can I tell you one of the most embarrassing things that I had that was similar to that? so you can understand that it's an honest mistake. I bought a, my first brand new vehicle I ever bought was a Jeep Wrangler. Okay. I love Jeeps and I've had a couple of Jeeps in my life. Well, the dealership that I went to, to go buy the Jeep, I went in, test drove a car, loved it, told the guy, oh my God, I love it. This is great. He did the paperwork to go see if I could give, you know, a financing deal. And he comes back to me and goes, yep, we got your finances. This is great. And I'm thinking, this is unbelievable. I'm going to get financed on the vehicle that I was going to go buy. And then he goes, but there's a little difference with the vehicle that you're going to buy. The only one I could buy was a base model, had no air conditioning, no heat, or it had heat, no air conditioning. This was in Arizona too, which you need air conditioning. No radio in the thing. And it wasn't an automatic transmission. It was a manual transmission. And I said, okay, great. I'll get it anyway. I thought, oh, I'll just keep the Jeep top down, you know, and get the breeze. I didn't know how to drive a stick. I couldn't even drive it off the lot. So I bought the vehicle because I was so embarrassed, Mike. And I know you probably have a little bit of embarrassment with this. I was embarrassed because I couldn't afford to get the vehicle that I wanted. And I had to have my boss, John Peake, come to the dealership to drive my car. Because I didn't know how to drive it.

I think you learned real quick.

He taught me how to drive it. John taught me. I never forget. The dealership, it was Galloway, Chrysler, Dodge, Jeep, Ram, or whatever, and it was on Speedway and 6th Street. John took me to 5th Street to learn how to drive it because I was clonking out and stuff.

Well, see, that's where the pride did kick in, and I almost, and I'm so glad I didn't do this, I almost took our entire savings and put half of it down and said, we'll figure the rest out later. Because you can do half down now and then half down when it's done, and I'm like, oh, we'll figure it out. Because my pride kicked in, and I'm like, I feel so dumb right now. I feel so stupid.

Hey, how do you pronounce this name? We got some contractors calling up, Mike. What's your name? Is it Dill? Dill. Dill. What's up, Dill? What's going on? You're a project manager?

Absolutely. I work for a construction company in Plymouth, and Mike, you are not dumb.

How should he handle this?

Well, I think, Mojo, your idea of telling them how much your budget is is a great idea because they can swap out materials for, like, cheaper material that will bring the quote down.

Or even just take what was going to be for the closet. Like, you at least, is it the space that you posted yesterday, Mike?

Yeah, yep.

Like, at least get some drywall up there. You know what I mean? So it's a livable space. Like, I wonder how that would translate of what was allocated for the closet to do, to just get some walls up down there.

And, Del, when you're talking about less materials, you're not talking about bad materials. You're talking about...

No, so instead of, like, wood floors, you'll do, like, those vinyl floors, which are actually, like, really, really way better than they were in the past. There's, like, click-in vinyl floors. You can do... The biggest expense is going to be your, like, rough stuff, so your electrical HVAC and plumbing stuff. So if you have a lot of that, you might maybe want to pull back on some stuff like that, and that'll save you a lot of money.

Yeah. That's not a bad idea. Yeah, thank you. Dil, thank you. You know anybody in West Michigan that can do something like this?

Unfortunately, I'm here in Plymouth, so I do not.

Yeah. Thanks for the call.

Good luck.

Take care of yourself. Kyle, what's up?

Hey, Mojo, what's up?

What's going on? You're on with Mike. What did you want to say?

Yeah, mine actually is similar to your story, Mojo. My first car that I ever bought on my own, you know, bad credit situation at the time. I was young, dumb. All I could get approved for was a stick shift And I had never driven stick in my life I had to have to call my mom To come pick my car up Driving home

It's like totally E-masculating, demasculating When that happens

It was I felt so small I'm a big guy, I'm 6'3", 285 And I felt so small

Yeah, but you know what It is what it is, right And I loved that Jeep. I eventually learned how to drive it and everything was cool. I think in Mike's case here with the baby is, you know, you got a great roof over all your family's heads and you do it little by little. Slowly, Mike, you know, don't worry.

You'll be able to – you'll figure this out or maybe through the miraculous ways of talking about it right now on the radio. Maybe we'll find somebody that can actually help you out or maybe that company will hear it and say, hey, you know what? I like this guy. We'll help him out. We'll figure something out.

That's great. And honestly, that's not why I brought this up because I genuinely felt pride knowing that I put away this money. I finally was able to set a little bit here, a little bit there, and I did it for – we did it for like a year. So it's not like we just went, oh, no, we're having a baby. Let's put money aside. I knew we were going to do something eventually, and I knew we wanted to do that. And it's honestly cost of everything has gone up, so it's why we can't fully do it right this second.

And then maybe it's not smart to do it right now because of that. But I will tell you that there is one thing that you could do. Only fans.

Honestly, you joke, but we hear from listeners who make thousands of dollars.

What are you talking about? Maybe like trade feet pics for a shoe closet.

What has Mike got that's good that we can do on the side? We got something there.

I love that you said, what's Mike got that's good?

Mike, what do you got?

I have no idea. I don't know anything that people would want to see on the fans. I'm telling you, we can figure this thing out. There's something there, okay?

Mike.

Okay.

You say so. Don't get down on yourself on this. I am beating myself up over it. I mean, it's my family. I don't know. And, well, here's what I will say to you. You've got a great family. Like, I always look back, like, you feel like I know that there are moments where you kind of feel like this. And then I look back one Instagram post of yours of what kind of a dad you are with Cecily taking her to the daddy-daughter dance and realize that Cecily doesn't care what a closet looks like, you know, or what a room looks like.

Yeah, but do you remember that first time you were able to provide, that first time you took care of your family and the sense of pride that you had over that? That's all it is. Yeah. I mean, we're fine. The house is, we can split up a room or something. The house will be fine. It was just that sense of pride, like, I did this. I took care of the family. I made sure everything was taken care of. And this was the first time, like, with our family anyways, that I was able to do that.

But you know what? You're doing great. I mean, listen, think of where you were. Think of the house that you were in and think of where you're at right now. Daniela, what's up?

Hey, Mike. I just wanted to say I have a 10-month-old daughter, and I literally, we basically just finished her room. Because, I mean, for the first, you know, six months or so, baby is actually with you guys for the most part, right?

Yeah, yep.

So you can work on it as you go. I mean, she's not going to care.

Yeah, that's a good point.

it's more for us and it's more for show until you actually need it and she's like bigger or he whatever you're having I don't know but

you can have it done in stages do certain projects

yeah like don't stress I mean cause baby's gonna be like next to the bed for the beginning yeah that's a great point

and have contractors separated in the bed when they do an estimate say how much for this part of the project how much for this like that's what I'm doing with my deck right now i can't afford the whole thing so it's like you do okay how much for the deck how much for the lighting how much for the patty the pavers like you have to just split up the project to get a little bit done at a time if you have to yeah that's a good point thank you all right

thank you for the call great you're welcome bye um all right mojo in the morning show

megan's back this morning and we can now officially talk about what happened over the weekend because she called takesies on our topics. Takesies?

Megan, I want you to go out and have so much fun and come back with so much to talk about. Then also, Mojo, I got back a day early and talked about everything you should have been talking about.

That's what I'm talking about. You can't take a day off if you want to claim those topics. I can when I'm

getting this old and my hangover lasts this long, okay? First off,

can we talk about the fact that you my wife got into Chicago a day earlier than I did because I was still down in Florida and you and Chelsea and Ellen went out the girls went out and she had the hangover of hangovers the next day when I came into town you guys all went out you guys all went out drinking and I heard you were were Chelsea's like Megan was so much fun we had such a great time Chelsea is a terrible influence

And I want everybody to know that you would think it was me being like, shots. Nope. It was your wife being like, another round. And I don't know why I went along with it. Because if you know me, you know I am not the biggest drinker. But this weekend, I guess I said, wake up, liver. It's time to make up for lost time.

Megan doesn't drink pretty much at all. Like, I know that listeners may not think that because you hear the fun.

Megan has that's all natural she does not yeah she's but she does you don't drink very much and I used to always think that that was a lie that that wasn't the case although this weekend you really got into it and I think the problem was you had Chelsea my wife on one side and Ellen our old

producer on the other who are two drunks oh absolutely the worst influences in my life for sure especially because we kept getting more and more rounds and lost track of time Chelsea Ellen and I did. And right before the bar closed on Friday night, I ordered another drink. And I was to the point where in my head I was like, this is probably a good thing, okay, that the bar is closed. You shouldn't be drinking this. You've had too much. But no, no, no, no, no. Mojo's wife Chelsea says, you grab that drink right now. You put it in your jacket and you walk out of this bar right now with that drink. And me, being the easiest person to convince to commit pretty much any crime was like, yeah, good idea. Good girl.

What kind of a drink was it? What drink was it?

I had a Dirty Jim Martini.

Wait a second. Wait, was it in a martini glass? Yes, sir. Oh, my God. How would you do that? I always spill those when they're on a table. How do you put it in a pocket?

I had the confidence of a drunk person and two jackets. So what I did was I went, this is like my Inspector Gadget moment. I was like, we'll put it in the pocket. Walk away. That was me. And when we got out into the streets of Chicago and I pulled the martini back out of my jacket, half of it was down the front of me. And the other half was like, gobble, gobble, let's keep going. I straight up pulled a Rihanna and I walked out of the bar with my glass and just was like, I'm going to finish this on the streets of Chicago. And took it home with me. So I saw my martini from the bar.

Classy lady. Wait, has anybody ever done a roadie with a drink like that? Like you're able to like take the drink out?

All the time. Really? My friends and I are famous for this. In one of those big glasses? In the glass. If we don't finish a bottle of wine, we're not paying a cork. What do you call it? A cork fee? A corking fee, whatever. No, I am putting that bottle of wine down the front of my pants and buttoning my jacket up and we're going home. Oh, my God.

So you take it all home with you and sneak it out?

In fact, Wes just witnessed it a couple of months ago when we were up north. we didn't finish. We each had like a glass of wine and then there was still the bottle left and so the waitress wasn't looking and I put it inside my jacket, same as Megan and he goes, aren't you serious like doing that right now? I'm like, yes, I'm because we paid for it. But you gotta repackage

a martini. Oop, I dialed the wrong number. Apologize. Unless that's a guy answering my wife's phone. Are you sure? Is that a guy answering my wife's phone? Do I dial nine or what do I dial on this number here? I don't think I dial nine, right?

I don't think on that one It changes monthly

That was a good looking dude answering a phone there Guys with my wife right now I am so screwed While I'm at home Or at work Chelsea is there a man with you right now No Would you like a man with you Real quick When I'm with you if somebody says Is there a man with you do you answer no also

Of course

Chelsea, you were a bad influence on Megan She's like stealing martini glasses and stuff like that

Oh, it's a good martini glass We're starting a collection

She's blaming you as being the bad influence friend on this one

No First of all, they said go ahead They said you can take your drinks if you want And I think they meant, because we were at a hotel And maybe they thought we were staying at the hotel and take it to our room and I'm like of course, thank you

They didn't mean like out on the streets

though. No, but he shouldn't have said it, so there you go. I made the mistake in not taking my drink I should have taken my drink, but I was way too drunk. Were you? Yes, I think that was my third or fourth tequila I can't remember

Ann, I'm trying to convince Chelsea to come to Irish and Ionia this weekend. You better come with me because I need somebody to basically get Megan to drink because she never drinks with any of us.

I will go if I don't have other things going on. I know.

She's got a friend whose husband is in the hospital right now. That's not good. Real quick, Megan drunk, Megan sober. Which one do we like

better? Both. Oh my gosh, both. Both, both, both, both, both. So much fun.

All right. I think she's more fun. She's much more fun drunk. All right.

Like, at one point, I wanted to lay my head on her bosoms, but I didn't know if that would have been appropriate.

Can't blame you.

I know. I'm like, okay, can I motorboat on her?

Well, no, I wouldn't go that far. Motorboat?

You play the motorboat?

I can do whatever you want.

They are beautiful. She's a beautiful woman. Yes. All right. I'll talk to you later, Chelsea. Okay, bye. All right, bye. Oh, my God.

Also, I know she couldn't hear me. A thousand percent her fault.

She could. She could hear her. I dialed on the station so you could hear that. Oh, dang it. Now you say it. Now she's talking to that guy that answered the phone the first time. Hello. Hello. What's up, Laura? Hi.

Hey, good morning. guys um i was calling for for sneaking drinks out of restaurants when i was in college we would go to mexican restaurants that did pictures of margaritas and if we couldn't finish them we would ask for to-go boxes and we would pour them in the boxes and then oh my god i want to be your friend that is genius gotta be creative that was the best method to the madness that we I got a damn margarita.

Who wants a margarita?

That's so awesome. Andrew, hi.

Hey there. How's it going?

Good. How do you take... Say what you're going to say.

My wife has found a new way to take drinks out of the bar. She uses the baby stroller. Yep. Is she bringing the baby into the bar? Yeah, we go to the little corner bar sometimes. We've got an eight-month-old and the other kids that are at home, so we'll sometimes go up and she'll get a Moscow Mule, and she'll just put it in the little cup holder there on the stroller, and we'll walk out and out.

Take out. By the way—

It's four. That's what that cup holder's for.

It's funny that Holly also calling up about Moscow Mules. Moscow Mules have to be the most stolen drinks because—why, Holly?

Because of the mug. Exactly.

Everybody wants that thing.

Yeah, no, I was just out with a girlfriend, and we both ordered drinks, and we had to go. Thankfully, I was wearing a cardigan, and I was like, hey, you got me? And I just tucked it in my cardigan and nicely finished my Moscow Mule as I was walking back to my car. And now I have a really cool Moscow Mule cup. There you go, a little souvenir.

I'm guessing that restaurants have to, like, reorder Moscow Mule mugs all the time because people take them out of the restaurants or bars. Riley, what's happening?

Hello. Good morning.

Good morning. Are you a party girl?

Yeah. Yeah.

What do you take with you? What's your roadie?

So, shot glasses. I love shot glasses. When I first moved into my apartment, I had none. So now every single bar that I go to I have a big old purse Me and my friends just shove them in there

And the bartender knows, right? Because you ordered a shot, you did the shot Then the glass disappeared It's fine, it's for me As long as you're giving them a good tip They're not going to rat you out

And every time I see it, I say You coming home with me?

AJ, you're a security at a bar What do you do?

Yeah, me and my dad own a security company And every time they order a bottle I dumped it already

He said bucket instead of what we thought he said Okay so I'm sorry So everybody comes and they Because I got to reestablish

Crowd around each other And walk out at the same time Like there's a hole in the middle

Taking the bottle service bucket

And they're taking the bottles And they're trying to walk around like they're an army Almost to leave to take it all And you know what they're doing Once a month, every month

and you know right away exactly what they're doing.

Right away. And I also want to say I love you guys because of you guys. Me and my wife are actually starting a podcast, and we're trying to come down and see you. Oh, yeah? Nice. I love that.

We love you, too. That's cool. Come back. Here, I'll put you on hold so that you can talk to our producer, okay? All right. Let's see here. Oh, this is a good one. we had the parent that takes the drinks and puts them in the stroller. Lydia goes one step further. What do you do? Or I'm sorry, Lynn, what do you do?

All right. So I was out to dinner. Not the first time I've done it. Out to dinner with my family at a Mexican restaurant. I had a nice little margarita. Kids and boyfriend and everything. And the kids didn't take their to go drinks because, you know, the kids cups come in the to-go cup. So I emptied out their drink into the empty glass on the table and put my margarita in it. I want to be your friend, too. And I took mine to go. My boyfriend looked at me and said, what are you doing? And I said, nobody's watching.

You paid for it. You have to finish it. Just like you tell your kids to finish everything off their plate, you need to finish everything in your glass.

It sounds like at our events,

You

We need to start giving away cups.

Yes.

I'm telling you, though, the best is to go box with a straw in it. Oh, yes. That was by far. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. The other thing that was funny, and I want to recap this because we'll get done with it because we're going to have another weekend full of us all partying with each other, was the next day was Saturday when we all, myself, Chelsea, my son Luke, and then Megan was there, EJ was there, we went to Ellen's house for a St. Patrick's Day party. It made me realize how Spike was so brave over all those years having the St. Patrick's Day parties at his house because people are really, really bad at homes on St. Patrick's Day parties.

It's a wreck. It's like a bomb went off the next day. You realize how much damage and how much stupidity goes on at those parties.

Ellen lives in a great apartment, okay? She's in downtown Chicago. She's now living there. She's our old producer. You guys remember her. She has this great apartment, and I felt like a proud dad going to visit her, you know, for the first time. And it's got, like, this cool lobby and everything. And we get brought up to our apartment, and there are all these people that aren't there. Uh-oh. Oh, not using coasters. Why do people not use coasters? And then drinking game. They played a game, and Megan, I'll let you take it from here, because when I saw a potato come out, I thought, this could not be a good thing.

See, once the potato came out for me, all of my dreams and wishes had come true. Because as soon as we woke up, we got up so early to watch the river be turned green, and we, as soon as we opened up our little eyelids, started hearing these rumors that a potato was coming to the party. Who was going to bring the potato? We need a potato. Why is there a potato? I can't tell you why there's going to be a potato, but there has to be a potato at Ellen's Place. We coordinated somebody going to a grocery store to bring a potato for the mystery drinking game. And I know what you're thinking. What game? Well, it was adult hot potato. Yeah, you thought exactly right.

Or shot potato. Shot potato. Hot potato.

Shot potato is what we called it. They literally threw a potato in a microwave and started throwing it while having a drink in your hand. And if you didn't catch the potato, you had to chug your shot and you were out or whatever. Rip your shot. See, I don't drink, chug your shot. But here's the thing. You would think in an apartment of one of your friends, it would be like a fun game, lightly tossed back and forth. Don't spill. No, no, no, no. Lots of strangers in Ellen's apartment who had no care in the world for her belongings. And they were called the Hypebeast boys. They were from Columbus. and they were, you would have thought they were in the MLB the way they were throwing this potato around. Like this was tryouts to make the Tigers.

There was potato chunks flying across the, because people couldn't catch the potato because it was hot and they were throwing it hard too.

Gosh, you're going to put out a window or something.

They were breaking candles on our shelves. They knocked a picture frame off the wall and it shattered. Like everything was breaking in our apartment. And Ellen was calm and smiling the entire time. What got into her? Nothing was a big deal. It was crazy. Crazy. Alcohol got into her. Edibles got into her.

So here's the thing. I was thinking to ourselves, you know, hey, this actually could be a fun game when I first heard about it. The shot potato to play like at Kennedy's on Friday for our St. Patrick's Day party. But then I was thinking, it's going to turn into fisticuffs. Do you remember when we did the slap off that one time and people started like beating each other up and it turned out to be like a really bad thing as people were like one by one slapping each other until it got to a point where somebody wanted to give up? The hot potato kind of turned into that too.

Someone's going to chuck it at someone else's head.

So here's a question. What's the best drinking game? Call us up and tell us like your favorite drinking game and which one is the best one to play. because we all know beer pong, you know, we all know. Flippy cup. Sippy, yeah. I love Flippy cup. Flippy cup, quarters. I mean, all those games. But is there a game that we're not playing that we don't need to know about like that's perfect for St. Patrick's Day that's like a good drinking game? Because I'll tell you what, I thought that shot potato was going to be it until a typical Ohio State Buckeye fan, you know.

Oh, my God. So many Buckeyes there. So many Buckeyes. And at one point, yeah, because I forgot too. All of her friends went to OSU. And they were losing the basketball game, which you love to see it. And I yelled out, go blue, and I thought I was going to get murdered.

Oh, my gosh. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I will tell you this. I did order on Amazon yesterday a breathalyzer for Friday.

Yeah, because we always said, you know what, let's have the cops come. And we've had the cops come, the sheriffs, you know, Sheriff Bouchard come. And I thought, you know what, I'm just going to get a breathalyzer test. Because I figured that we need to, at the end of the day, we need to go and find the drunkest person in the bar. And find out who they are. And maybe what we'll do is we'll give them free Uber.

Bring it to Grand Rapids, too, because all of us are going to be staying in a hotel. It's going to be bad news. That's when it gets crazy.

Jake, what's the best drinking game, Jake?

uh hands down my favorite game was waterfall what's that how do you play um it's a it's basically a card game and i'm trying to i'm trying to remember a lot of it but it's hard to remember when you're drunk as hell it's like five is for the guys four is for

the the w word for women and like based on what card you throw down is who drinks yeah and you're

basically you can like screw the hell out of your neighbor and it's like fun and it's just funny as hell so we got one of my we got one of my friends drunk off of that game and and she will never play

it again okay all right we'll have to look that up and get the official rules it's tough asking a guy who got drunk on it to actually tell you how to move it right uh what's up dj so there's this game

called thumper and it's basically uh thumper like the little bunny rabbit but um so you pound up the table like everyone makes like a beat or whatever and then you each have your own sign and like you have to make your sign like your person the next person sitting next to you you have to like say that person takes the little man off their cup you know like they each have their own individual little thing that they do like one person makes bunny ears on top of their head Everybody's got a hand motion Yeah, and then you gotta do it Until someone's like, you drink Until you mess up

How drunk did you get playing Thumper?

Oh, you don't want to know

It's so funny, I remember all these games But I don't remember the rules You ever play that one with the ACDC song?

Thunderstruck, we played that before Hot Potato Which makes sense as to why we played Hot Potato But Thunderstruck is my favorite drinking game

Well, because you don't have to remember the rules Just drink anytime until they say thunderstruck again.

What's up, Christy?

Hi. We play If I Roll a Five.

If I Roll a Five? Explain.

It's just like a truth or dare game, and you have to have one dice, and however many people you want to play, play. And so say I've got the dice, and I pick one person in the group and say, Mojo, if I roll a five, you've got to go behind the bar and pour your own drink. if I roll a five. If I don't, then I got a drink. Oh, okay. That's a good easy one to remember.

That's not bad. Megan just swallowed the dice.

You've got a drink.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. I like games, by the way, that are just simple and easy and not athletic. That's why that Thunderstruck game is the best. Don't give me an athletic game because I'm not an athletic person.

And I can't remember all these rules. Some of the card games, I'm like, I don't want to sit here and play cards. I can't remember any of this stuff.

I just don't want to pull a muscle or have to have knee surgery because of a drinking game on St. Patrick's Day. Alex, what's up? Hi, how's it going? Good. What's the drinking game? Shimmy Shimmy.

Oh, I like the name.

Oh, yeah. Sometimes it's known as Zimmy Zimmy or Zoomy Zoomy.

Yep. So you're going to clap along to the We Will Lock You Beat. Then you have shimmy shimmy The next person is number one Number two, number three So you say shimmy shimmy Two two And then whoever is two Has to say two two four four

Oh that's tough I aren't going to be able to do it Nope Is this a sobriety test?

That's what it sounds like

Oh my god Alright Any good ones? Any last ones I should take Lydia? Line five Okay Allison, you're one that Lydia said to take. What's up?

Drunken Uno.

Drunken Uno?

Yeah, it's kind of like, so normal Uno ruins your life regardless. So you take Uno and you play it normally, but like the reverse, the reverse person you take a shot or whatever it was, and I don't remember exactly, but you would have to look up the actual rules of that. But I'm always the one to watch because I'm not really the big drinker, So it's the funniest thing when you watch everybody else get drunk on it. It's like when you draw a four, you have to take four shots. Or you have to draw a two and you have to do the two. And then if you play stacks with it, it's the same thing. And it just gets five times funnier.

Yeah. Again. Okay. Again.

Nobody has asked the question that we are all wondering about this boy that you were supposed to meet.

Tell us about him. I don't care about the potato. I want to hear about the dude.

Ellen C. blocked me this weekend. No, I thought she was trying to set you up with him. Well, I learned lots of great information this weekend. Like the fact that apparently she never even told this guy about me.

Oh, no.

I know. Wait, but did you meet him? No.

Oh, what the hell? Well, she sold him up front to you, and it was like we were all in anticipation.

So was I. So was I. And even at one point, she was telling me, I'm so excited for you guys to meet, but it's probably not going to be this weekend because he's really busy. And I was like, oh, well, maybe we can get lunch or get a coffee or something. I just want to meet him so that it's not weird when I stalk him online and slide into this boy's DMs. And she was like, well, he doesn't really know who you are. I said, excuse me, ma'am, what? And she said, I was trying not to freak him out, and I just wanted you two to meet before I was like, I've got somebody for you. And so she built this guy up, lied to me, and then kept him from me. So essentially, I'm never talking to Ellen again.

But honestly, aren't you happy you didn't meet the guy after the weekend that you had?

Yeah. I mean, think about it.

You probably weren't in the greatest shape of all the martinis.

I didn't look cute. I did not. No, you look cute. No, I didn't act cute. Nothing about this weekend was cute for me. I'm very glad EJ was there because any other guy around, I was not impressing.

What that means is, guys, she's still available for this weekend.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon with What's Trending this morning in the Dirty on the 30.

I was wondering why the heck Tom Cruise was absent from Sunday Night's Academy Awards because his movie, Top Gun Maverick, was nominated for a couple of different things. So if you two were wondering why he wasn't present, I now have an answer for you. Skipped the Oscars to avoid a run-in with his ex-wife, Nicole Kidman.

Oh, really?

Who was looking fabulous, by the way. I mean, they got divorced 20 years ago, I think it's been. And this is the story that I keep getting over and over again, was he did not want to be same place, same time with her. And Keith Urban. And on the other side of it, people are saying, no, there was actually a scheduling conflict. He's in Great Britain filming Mission Impossible, Dead Reckoning 2, so he couldn't make it. But everything pauses for the Oscars.

Right.

Everything. I don't buy that for one second.

The industry kind of knows the date a year in advance, and they'll schedule shootings around it. They'll take a break for everybody to fly to the Oscars.

Gaga, like, literally is filming a movie right now, and she got there. But also, do we really want Tom Cruise there? I don't know. He was looking good in Maverick.

He had the movie that sent everybody back to the theaters this year.

He still creeps me out a little bit, but no.

I think Tom Cruise actually could have gone there and he would have been the guy that everybody would have focused on because he's such a star and had a big year.

America, he is a bad actor and a bad person. Stop.

Maybe he just realized, like, I'm not the Oscar fodder. They always put a few popular movies in the Best Picture nominations just to make people feel like they've seen some of the movies. But maybe he realized, like, Top Gun's not going to win the Best Picture.

The money that he put in his pocket from doing that movie again, I think he's fine. I think Tom's concerned about the award.

He's good. Harry Styles seems to have a very close friendship. I almost swore there. French dip, I thought you said. I was like, he's hungry. Ooh, that sandwich sounds good. I love French dip. I love French dip, too. Okay. This Australian influencer and fashion blogger, I think her name is Yen-Yen Chan. I don't know if I'm saying that right. But anyway, I feel like there's something going on. A few people feel like there's something going on. They supposedly enjoyed a little secret getaway while Harry was in Australia for his love on tour back in February. Hearing that, Harry was the one to make the first move here, sliding into her DMs. Invited her to attend a private after party with him following his Sydney show back on March 4th. So lots of hanging out. A private getaway that nobody knows about is always very telling to me. And she is one of the 391 people that he is following on Instagram. So there's that. Well, good for her. Sorry, Megan.

No, congratulations.

That's better than the lottery. Aaron Rodgers says it won't be long until he decides whether to remain with the Green Bay Packers. Who do you just like more, Megan?

Tom Cruise or Aaron Rodgers?

It's close It's really close

What do you mean it's close Aaron Rodgers all day

I mean he's going to the Jets at this point right

That's what everybody is saying They're all talking about him

When pushed by former Jets wideout Brandon Marshall

on whether Tribeca or Brooklyn could serve as a potential landing spot for him to live. Aaron Rodgers simply said stay tuned. Won't be long. There is a time limit for all of this. I don't really care. I just feel like I have to talk about this. Put him and Tom in a car and let him cross the country and do what they want. And lastly, Taylor Swift is kicking off her tour with two shows in Glendale, Arizona this weekend. And to mark the occasion, the local government announced they are renaming their city in her honor this is mayor jerry weirs and now therefore i jerry p wires

bear of the city of glendale on behalf of our city council do hereby proclaim that on march 17 and 18 2023 the city of glendale will be renamed swift city and all swifties are This guy, he sounds like a small town. This whole town on all the social media platforms. They just had the Super Bowl. They didn't even do anything for that?

That's a great point. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

Get the stories you'll talk about all day on Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. And another phone scan in minutes.

Mojo in the Morning on iHeartRadio now number one for podcasts listen to the Mojo in the Morning show on iHeartRadio and if you want to really have fun listen to the More Mojo Podcast it's rated R fun with Mojo in the Morning

Mojo in the Morning Jody is the winner congratulations to you

jody hi hi how are you good how are you i'm so excited we got tickets for you even on hold for

a little bit i apologize for having to wait on hold i had to get a break in um that's okay i'm so happy thank you so much tickets to see sam hunt the summer on the outskirts tour with special guests brett young and lily rose on july the 27th at pine knob music theater tickets on sale right now and we'll

have a great

time okay all right hang on the phone

thank you take care

you too I would love to plug something real quick and then I'm going to get to I'm going to get to am I the a-hole our mojo gives you a baby contest is going on right now I'm looking at these stories and the pictures of these couples they're like really heartwarming and to know that you could make a difference in their life by making them a winner of the ivf um ali and amanda from toledo uh megan and james from marine city sam and joe from hudsonville uh jessica and andrew from taylor i mean just a few that you can go vote for you may know them they may be neighbors of yours you may have seen it on their uh instagram or Facebook, you know, promoting it, take the time and go vote for them and, you know, know their story. And if you've ever gone through this or had a struggle and, you know, it was, it was in, you know, something that you've dealt with in your, your story, do us a favor, take time and do this and find out more also about IVF Michigan and the Ohio Fertility.

Super easy, by the way, literally just go to mojointhemorning.com. You'll see the little button right there. You click who you want, enter your email address and click submit. We made it easy. It'll take you 10 seconds. We made it easy.

We never make anything easy. Actually, it wasn't easy to begin with, and then KP had to go in there and go, B-side, can you help us with this? Because it was a little bit of a thing where you had to do a whole bunch of stuff ahead of time. But, you know, we're just kids. We're learning. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. You guys ready for Am I the A-Hole? I wish we could do this on our More Mojo podcast so I could actually say the word, because That's such a fun word.

It is. It is.

I love that word.

Although, Megan, you say butthole a lot. Well, I do that so I can say it on the air. No, I know. That's a fun word, too, though. Butthole actually is kind of fun. It is kind of a fun whole word. How old are we? The answer, 11. I did come over to a butthole literally three times this morning. You did. I know.

It's the word of the day. And by the way, I am a butthole, but I am not an a-hole. I just want you to know that. I'm not. Melanie. I hope that's for you to determine. Melanie is on with us. Hey, Melanie, how you doing?

Hey, good morning. I'm doing well.

Good. So Melanie wants to know, is she being an a-hole? Because she is getting married and was asked by...

one of her friends it's actually one of the groomsmen or bridesmaids or both it's the uh

it's my maid of honor is like dating my fiance's best man okay so they're both in the they're both

in the wedding party right yeah and you were asked by them if they could do something at your wedding and this is the question is melanie an a-hole for feeling the way that she does what is it that they

want to do um well so i'm getting married just in a couple months and my maid of honor and like the best man they've been dating for like three years so they've got this really good relationship we like them um but the day before my dress fitting the best man came up to me and he asked if he

could propose to my maid of honor at the wedding so and your feelings on that well originally i

said yes because i didn't really know what else to say but i actually i don't want somebody to propose at my wedding because i feel like it takes away from my wedding day so i just my

feelings have changed yeah no i totally understand that why did why your wedding specifically is it the location is it meaningful to them or what i think it's just cute that they're the best man and the maid of honor okay okay and they want to take the opportunity so my thoughts on this

because I'm you know I'm a guy I think they're friends of yours it's a cool thing they're not going to do it I'm assuming before you guys have your big night maybe they do it at the end of the night and it would be something that you guys will also remember for the rest of your lives So I look at it as, oh, that's kind of nice. That would be cool. But I know women take weddings so seriously that they want it all focused on them. And I'm not saying that. What? No.

I don't think, like, I kind of hate when people say it's the bride's day. It's the bride's day. No, it's the couple's day. It's the couple that's getting married. It is their day. And so I think it's kind of crappy. I actually think your friends are the a-holes here for even because like you said as their friend you do feel obligated to say yes you don't want to be that friend that's like well no it's my day but it is your day that's your special day

okay if it's the couple's day Melanie how does your fiance feel about his friends getting engaged at the wedding because does he get a say so in this

yeah I mean of course I brought it up to him he's just a dude he doesn't care Yeah. No.

Okay. Well, I guess that's the guy-girl thing. Mike, Megan, what do you guys think about that?

You're close with this girl, right? So if you know her, would she even want this kind of engagement?

That's a great question, too.

I think she's kind of – she seeks attention. As somebody who also seeks attention, I get that

I mean, maybe that's a good angle, Megan You're right, though Maybe you talk to him and you say, listen, I know her You gotta make her, create her own special day

She's gonna want the whole day to be about her Not just a little bit

Make something special where the whole day is about her And that would also make me nervous You're her best friend, you know that about her It is, you know, your and your fiancé's special day. You know that she's going to take it and run with it if that happens at your wedding.

Nicole, am I the a-hole? Is Melanie the a-hole for not wanting her maid of honor and best man to get married or get proposed to at her wedding?

I think her feelings are totally valid. This is her day, and, I mean, it's supposed to be about them. I mean, it's just as if, you know, people aren't wanting kids coming to weddings now because they want the attention to be for them. They're paying a lot of money for this venue, for this day, and I think that her feelings are totally valid.

And you think that her friends should understand that or her husband, soon-to-be husband's buddy, should understand that he's not going to be able to do it there? Hold on a second. It is called Am I an A-Hole, but we say A-Hole, or you can say Butthole. So Ralph, say Butthole.

Be the butthole that you are. Be the butthole that you are. There you go. And say no. Tell him to go propose to her in the parking lot.

In the parking lot. I'm sure she's going to love that.

That would be funny. But would you be equally offended that they did it in the parking lot? They're still doing it on your wedding day. Jill, what's up?

Good morning. I have two points. Number one, yeah.

I'm paying for this whole event, and then you're just going to come in here and do your little thing. But also, if I was the woman being proposed to, I'd be like, dang, you didn't even put any effort in.

That's a good point. We never really thought about that.

The whole fancy night is funded by somebody else. He did nothing except for come to a wedding.

Right.

That's a very, very good point. Yeah.

She's looking just at the financial part of it.

Lisa, what's up?

Hi, Mojo. Hi, everyone. Good morning.

Hey, Lisa. Good. What's going on? You didn't ask me how I was doing, but go.

This is called hijacking.

Yes, hijacking.

Yep.

And you can't really say that to him, but there's probably a politer way to say it, and I think the best way to say it is it's not her event, and she'll see it that way. My dude, I'm trying to help you out here. You need to make it all about her on a separate occasion.

Hold on. Eric actually proposed at a wedding. Is that right, Eric?

Yep.

Aaron? No.

Can you hear me?

Yeah. It says here, I proposed before a wedding. You did not?

I did. So it was my fiancé's brother's wedding, and I was supposed to be in it, but then I got changed to be an usher in it. And I basically said, okay, so I'll propose a week before the wedding, And now there is A whole lot of controversy With the entire family

Oh wait a second So you did propose before the wedding You proposed to try to take Shine away from them And their wedding Because you got upset that they made you an usher

I mean a little bit

Oh you are a dick Wow Dick That was kind of a dick move wasn't it

Yeah But now we're happy and everything's okay, I guess. Are they happy or are you happy? Care about them.

That's why you're the usher. What's going on, Cara?

Yeah, I was just wondering if it was the opposite, how she would feel. So if it was the maid of honor and the best man getting married and the caller's fiance was the one asking if he could propose at the wedding, How would the girl feel?

Yeah, Melanie, how would you feel?

Well, I don't know. I would also be a little upset because I would be sad that I was stealing the bride's thunder. Well, and I'm just wondering, how would the maid of honor feel?

Like, would she allow it or would she say no?

Oh, that's a good point. Yeah, what would your gut tell you, she would say?

Oh, she'd probably hate it because she loves all that attention. So then I don't think you're going to have to do it back.

Right. Yeah, there's the answer. Everybody is siding with you on this one. Right, Aaron? Everybody's saying that the best man is the a-hole for even asking.

Yeah, I don't think it's relevant whether the bride is okay with it or not. When you go to a wedding, you go to celebrate the bride and the groom and make it all about them. It's just there to celebrate their day and not make it your own.

All right, so you're not an a-hole. I would say no, and if he has hard feelings about it, let your future husband deal with it because this is the first test, and seeing it, he'll stick up for you.

Sounds awesome.

All right.

I'll just have him do it in the first place.

There, you better. He better be the one delivering the news. Mu, last call from you. What did you want to say?

Unfortunately, I do feel like she's an a-hole, unfortunately, because I am someone who takes best friendships really seriously in this day and age. It doesn't seem like anybody does. I love my best friends.

So you think she's not being a good best friend by not allowing this?

Yeah, yeah, because honestly, I wouldn't care. It's like, duh, everyone knows it's my day, cool. But I would love for my best friend to experience that type of happiness on that type of day and share that happiness with her. So if you're my real best friend, you wouldn't even care. Like, it's like, so what if I like attention?

So you're saying Melanie is not an a-hole, she's just a bad best friend?

and anyone else who agrees like anyone else who doesn't want to share their day with their best friends are you guys truly best friends i don't know i think you're in the minority on this you

you definitely are but it could also be now you spur people on and we'll get calls and texts forever about that but that's it that's an interesting thought to to say that that you're not being a good friend by doing that melanie you have a great day congratulations to you on your wedding and you know be careful if you see him reaching for the mic from the dj you know take him down exactly all right if you would like to be on uh am i the a-hole you can text a-hole

to 95500, and we'll get you on a future show. Mojo in the morning. Good to have you guys here. Still to come on the show. Six on sex on the way. Shannon's dirty phone scam, and Shannon got her wedding dress. So, you know, for those that don't know, Shannon is engaged. Had a very nice engagement. The pictures and everything are up on our social media. Well, she's already got the wedding dress, but here's the interesting thing. Does not have the wedding date. We'll talk about that before we leave here today. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Spike's girlfriend wants to get a pet that if I had it in my house, I'd stand on the couch the whole time. I would never, I'd be the guy standing on a chair the whole time freaking out. What kind of pet does she want?

Well, let me just say before this weekend, we've had a lot of dog conversations. We've been in full dog mode, talking about getting a pup maybe before the end of this year. But we're trying to, like, you know, go back, take our time searching because we might, we'd like to get a rescue, but I have allergies to deal with. So we're trying to figure out if we can. So maybe we're talking about fostering. So I've been talking about it. My daughters are obviously all on board. They want a dog, too. until this weekend when meg and i and my daughter nicole all visited the rectarium in utica which is a place where you can go see animals up close and even handle a few and like it says in the name they're mostly reptiles and mostly snakes so now she really wants a snake to the point where she's been googling for a few days she's been talking about it and uh she's obsessed with getting a pet snake do we really need a snake i don't think we really need a snake in the house i was watching

this go down on your instagram and on on meg's instagram your girlfriend's instagram as well and i was like every every video nope nope she had the snake wrapped around her neck there was

a was there a snake with two heads yes or did i see that okay yes ben and jerry is his name no

No, no, no. Ben and Jerry's. Yes.

All I know is I should have taken the girls to the Morley Sanders Chocolate Factory tour instead. And then they could bring home chocolate and we'd all be happy. But no, now they all, everybody wants a snake. We've got to clear the snakes on the cockpit. Yeah, yeah, clear the snakes on the cockpit, yeah.

Enough is enough. I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday play.

I never heard the edited version.

that's the tv version i've never seen that movie no do i need to see that movie yes monday to

friday is going to be my new yeah uh so my younger daughter nicole she's 19 she's always wanted a snake or some kind of exotic pet but i've always been able to push her off as like all right you know you're gonna take care of it every day i don't want to be the one feeding it and cleaning the cage and and you know i would you know we travel a lot so who's gonna take it we have to worry about people feeding it and what if the power goes out well now megan's totally on board and wants one so i can't really like how do i i can't like you can't off like i could push off

nicole you can you can say that you're allergic to it i'm allergic to this snake come up with

some kind of allergy thing i mean she's an adult she can get her own snake if she wants but it's still in my house our i'm sorry our house oh yeah yourself into trouble you'd be buying two snakes I'm trying to be possessive because I don't want a snake. I always wanted a snake. I think every boy did growing up. But now I always wanted a snake. But now that I have to take care of it, I don't want a snake.

Did you ever think that dating again, going out there and being in another relationship, that you would ever have to fight over a pet all over again? Because remember you had to fight for wanting a dog. And look what happened. You did not want a dog. No, no, no.

I wanted a dog. I didn't want a dog at that time

And you love Dublin

I love Dublin but I also knew Guess who's going to have to Take the dog out in the 20 below snow When the dog has to pee At 3 in the morning

Did it turn out that way? Yes

The kids who lobbied for the dog for 2 years Never walk the dog Never clean up after the dog

You don't have to walk a snake

Snakes you don't have to do much with

You have to look for them in your house if they get out of their cage.

You've got to feed them a mouse every week.

This is a very phallic thing, too, by the way. This is good. This can get you more sex, even more sex than you say you're already getting.

I could immediately go to phallic. It doesn't matter what we're talking about.

People who own snakes that are snakes people, they say that are very sexual. I get lots of sex.

I don't need a snake to get sex.

What's going on, Jocelyn? That eventually will wear off, by the way, once you go into a relationship longer than that.

Everybody wants to look at us.

snake for like a few months and then jocelyn what are your thoughts jocelyn is your name jocelyn i guess she lost she lost her snake she said snakes are amazing you should get one oh well i'm taking it she has a snake what's up keith hey uh mike you should get

a tortoise it's a tortoise i can't think of a more boring animal to get you think you would

I think it's a boring animal, but I'm telling you, it's totally not. It's like a kid. It bings its shell up against the cage trying to let itself out, and then you can schedule your vacations around its hibernation time. You can actually tell it when to hibernate, and it'll hibernate for like two months.

That sounds a lot of fun. Let me get something in the house that stinks but doesn't do anything except sleep.

Caitlin, what's up?

Hi there.

Hey, what do you think about this? Spike's going to get a pet snake?

All right. Well, we have three daughters. We have two pit bulls, a bearded dragon. And not long ago, I decided that I wanted another. I wanted a snake. And my husband said, no, no, no. So I said, OK, I'm going to get another puppy. So he said, no, I just brought the puppy home anyways. And then after, you know, the potty training stage, he said, next time, just get a snake.

she tried to get her son on board and yesterday she was telling her son what do you think showing him pictures what if we got a pet snake and he was like it's not that interesting

but then my husband's like well you know what you can put the snake in a cage

you can't put the puppy in a cage yeah caitlin let me ask you about the the mixed household here you got a puppy and and snakes i'm worried that like if we got a dog the dog if they don't get along or someday there's an accident and the dog gets to the snake or something.

That's where our bearded dragon stays in his tank and then when the puppies come out, we put him away because with three pit bulls, though they're amazing dogs, I don't always know how that would work.

Spike, it's going to be a zoo over at that house.

You know, there's not going to be a lot of room and guess who's going to have to leave? Me. I'm going to be kicked out.

Taylor, what do you think?

I have six snakes And I think you should absolutely get one

Did you have five snakes And then you thought, you know what, I need one more snake

That's kind of how it works And my mom always says Don't bring something else home But they're so small and you can hide them So, you know, they multiply And she doesn't even know

Wow, see that, it's like tattoos You become addicted to it You always want to keep on getting it

Totally, and that's why I said I will buy an annual pass to the Reptarium It's an awesome place, you can go visit all the snakes all the time

Sarah, what do you think? Should Spike get a pet snake?

Absolutely not. I have a friend whose boa constrictor basically crawled into her bed. She found it lying next to her in the morning, and she was told it was sizing her up to eat her.

No. My whole body just went numb. Oh, my God, no.

No, it wasn't sizing her up. They like to get to warm spaces. It was probably for the day. Oh, my God.

It was lined up next to her body lengthwise, completely lengthwise.

Oh, yeah, that was going to go.

Could you imagine if this is the case? Maybe this is, I don't know, is this Meg trying to get you out of her life? She's trying to get.

That's the life insurance. I know. That's the life insurance. You'll soak those pans down, huh? I like snakes. I really like snakes. I just don't want to take care of one. I don't want it in the house because I know even though she's saying it's going to be her pet and she'll take care of it, guess what?

You're the one that always has to do it, right? Spike, do we need to call the whambulance?

Yes. It's better than an ambulance for getting eaten by a python. Six on six. I'll tell you what it's got in it. It's got sexual innuendo, mild profanity, toilet humor, and drinking. Isn't that fake? Roll the awkwardness. It's Mojo in the Morning, six on six.

Lauren.

Hi.

Oh, Lauren. I looked at some of these Questions that we're going to ask you And I thought to myself There is no way that this Lauren Is going to answer yes to any of these questions Only to find out You answered yes to them all What do you think your mom's going to think?

I have no clue I do

She is going to be Excited to be on But I don't know how to carry it

You know what? Moms are usually big fans When it comes to doing five lies to tell your mom, you know, possibly saying, oh, my God, you made me cry with breaking and entering Christmas wish. There are no moms that want to be on Six on Sex.

No, not at all.

This morning, we are going to change that when we have a conversation with your mom.

I'm Pam. Pam, hi. It's Mojo in the morning. Are you okay with your voice on the radio? Yes. I understand that you might be a listener of this show, that you've heard us before.

Yes.

Well, say hello to your daughter, Lauren.

Hi, Mom. Hi, Lauren.

Do we wake you up?

No, I'm just a little confused. Okay.

Okay. Well, it's nice to talk to you. Lauren has you on a little game that we like to play. Lauren, tell your mom the name of it.

Six on Sex.

Okay. Have you ever heard it?

Yeah.

Now, I was just having this discussion. You used to like our morning show. Uh-oh.

Well, we'll see.

Yeah, exactly.

I don't ever get to go on the radio anymore.

All right. All right. Lauren wants to win some prizes, so here's the deal. You decide whether or not she wins. If you stay on for all six questions, she wins. If you decide it's too much for you to hear, she loses.

Oh, boy. This is a lot of pressure.

You okay still with being on?

Yep, that's fine.

Here we go, Lauren. Question number one. Lauren, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

13. Does mom know who you lost it to?

I don't think so.

Mom, would you like to know that? I'll make that question number two.

I think I already know.

Who do you think it was?

I think it was Steven.

Question number two, Lauren, who did you lose your virginity to?

Steven. I didn't know she knew that.

Moms know everything, don't they?

I think so.

What did you think of that guy?

I'm glad he's not around.

All right, question number two. Mom, would you ever think that your daughter has had a little or a lot of partners in her life?

I think a little.

So if I were to say to you, how many partners do you think that your daughter has had? Four. How many partners, question number three, Lauren, have you had?

Um, 10.

Okay. A little bit more than four. All guys that you've been with?

No, there are some females in there.

Oh.

Did you know that, Mom? No, not at all.

Mom, what would you like to know about? Any questions that you would like to ask her?

Not yet She'd like to know none of the above

Question number four In Six on Sex Lauren, what's your favorite toys to use in the bedroom?

There's, you know Handcuffs and Whips and things like that sometimes

I'm sorry, what was the second part?

Like, and whips

So, handcuffs and whips

yes are you the one handcuffing and whipping or is it the other way around i am being handcuffed

i'm sorry mom wow and he's being whipped oh no that's me too is that by choice yes you enjoy that okay yep all right how you doing there mom you want to hang up or you want to stay on

Two more moms

You know what I've always wanted to know I've always wanted to know Lauren What would your mom's reaction be If you told her What is the nickname that Kevin Your husband calls you in the bedroom

Pillow princess

Pillow princess Yes

Why does he call you that

um because i am oh oh my god oh my goodness oh lordy i'm embarrassed your mom has to hear this

i don't even know about you i know question number five mom you choose the next question this is a new round it's a lightning round here right now would you like to know a if your daughter has ever had sex in your house while you were there b what your daughter's favorite porn is that she likes to watch or c what's the craziest thing that she's ever used in the bedroom that was not whips chains or the handcuffs oh no um I guess. Have you ever had sex in my house?

Yes.

In where?

Grounded.

In my bedroom.

Have you ever had sex in mom's bed?

No.

Still grounded, though.

Yes, very much.

Mom, that has been six on sex Congratulations

You're grounded, Lauren I gotta tell you I don't know if I'm going to make it out of this Lauren, do you remember You walked in on me and your dad A long time ago having sex

Wait a second, hold on

I love that she just offered that up As like a little revenge

Bonus round here right now

What were you going to say about that moment?

Do you remember how you felt that day? Yes. I'm pretty sure I moved out for a good two weeks after that.

So, Lauren, is mom a pillow princess?

Oh, I don't want to know.

Oh, congratulations. Hold on. We're going to get you your prize. If you would like to be on Six on Sex, you know what we should give her a prize? Is there any way we can get the MyPillow guy To give her the MyPillow 2.0 Think she's the pillow princess?

There's a 2.0 now

There's 2.0

Oh, I was not aware

Softer and actually cooler than the previous one Oh, fancy That ruined my neck Text Sex to 95500 If you would like to be on a future Six on sex

Six on Sex, sex Mojo in the morning, six on sex

mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30 shannon's gonna get us caught up on what's trending in the dirty on the 30 and then i think the biggest dirty of the morning was revealed to us that shannon who does not have a wedding date plan she has not set a date but she's bought a dress already are there any listeners that have ever done this have any of our listeners ever bought the dress before they even had the wedding plan you'll have to call us up what do you got trending in this hour is dirty. Well, let's start with

Khloe Kardashian, some Kardashian dirty to start this hour. Khloe sharing some, was it sincere or was there a subtle shade in her birthday wishes for her ex slash baby daddy Tristan Thompson. He turned 32 yesterday. And so Khloe shared like a carousel of photos where it shows Tristan spending time with their two kids, True, and then a seven-month-old baby boy that I don't believe they've shared his name yet, as well as Tristan's oldest Six-year-old Prince Oliver Well, Chloe's caption, part of it reads this Your love, attention, silly dances, hugs, carpool rides Bedtime rituals, the way you show up for them All of the above means more than you'll ever know to your family of littles Very, very nice Here's where I'm going, hmm, shade My birthday wish for you is that you continue to crave change, healing, and transformation Oh, yeah Be strong, be kind, be patient, be free Continue to make your soul and your mommy proud

But you know what's amazing about them?

It was nice.

They're the most forgiving girls ever. Like, they forgive, and so that could be love. Who knows?

You could take that a lot of ways.

They're amazing. They've had their guys pretty much, you know, do crazy things over the years, and they, for some reason, will still be hanging out with them.

Yeah, but that's good co-parenting. They're not together.

No.

Yeah. I know. Even any time that they are together, because I know that they were together at a birthday party, a 40th birthday party for, like, one of Chloe's friends recently, and people are like, they're back together. Like, well, no, we can hang out together, not be together. But, okay, Ashley Graham is breaking her silence on that very awkward Oscars, now viral carpet interview with Hugh Grant. He was just not the nicest to her.

Are you excited to see anybody win? Do you have your hopes up for anyone? Um, not, no one in particular. So uninterested. What are you wearing tonight, then? Just my suit. Your suit? Who made your suit? You didn't make it. I can't remember. My tailor. That's okay. Rolling his eyes. Shout out to the tailor. So tell me, what does it feel like to be in Glass Onion? It was such an amazing...

film. I really loved it. I love a thriller. How fun is it to shoot something like that? Well, I'm barely in it. I'm in it for about three seconds. Yeah, but still, you showed up and you had fun, right? Uh, almost. Okay.

That was like one of the biggest things coming out of the Oscars this year was that carpet interview. Well, paparazzi caught up with Ashley at LAX yesterday.

Was there any offense taken to this Hugh Grant thing that everyone keeps churning about?

You know what? My mama told me to kill people with kindness, so there you go. Yeah, there you go. Speaking of the Oscar, something else that people are still talking about this morning, Lady Gaga's surprise appearance and her performance of Hold My Hand from Top Gun Maverick. People could not get over the fact that it had nothing to do with what she was wearing because she walked the carpet looking gorgeous. She had this bright red lip. Well, then she stripped down to do this song. She had a black T-shirt, black ripped jeans, no makeup, her hair in a French braid, and apparently very, very chapped lips that Twitter could not stop mentioning.

I've had that, by the way. I took a picture and posted a picture not that long ago, and people were more focused on my chapped lips.

Than anything else in the picture. Her beautiful voice, how talented she is. You know, people connect it over her dry, cracked lips, telling her over and over again in tweets, please put some chapstick.

I give her credit for what she did. I like that she did that. I think it was great to stand out. I do, too.

In a room full of ball gowns, go the opposite direction and just let the music focus speak for itself. I think anyone that posts that on Twitter should have to accompany it with a selfie of what they look like at that exact moment they're typing.

I always look at the pictures of the people that do criticize any of us or, you know, whatever on social. And I look at their pictures and I sit to myself going, I think I'm better looking than them. What are you talking about? How can they say that about me? Yes. I'm wondering how long until we get a Health Labs chapstick.

Oh. If she doesn't capitalize on this with her makeup brand, she'd be like, I fixed it. Yes. Yes. That's great. And lastly, Playboy is relaunching their first digital magazine, which will now allow users to access Playboy's creator platform, which will be an exclusive alternative to OnlyFans. So OnlyFans now has some competition. The revamped magazine, I'm told, will officially launch later this year. Instead of the classic bunnies, you will now be able to interact with creators who will post content on their pages and give subscribers exclusive access into their lives. Literally, it's OnlyFans, just with the Playboy name slapped on it. Anybody can sign up to be, or excuse me, Anybody can sign up to be an OnlyFans creator with Playboy. You do have to be accepted. You have to apply and be accepted by their editorial team. The platform will also allow nudity, but explicit content and pornography will not be allowed for Playboy.

What do they say in marketing? They say first in wins. So, I don't know. OnlyFans is not, even though Playboy obviously has the reputation.

I mean, I wonder if it'll give them a run for their money. We'll see.

You know what's wild is that Playboy was such a part of my life. Like, that's how I got to see naked women because I never could see them in real life. I had to go get a Playboy. And I sit there and I think to myself how less fun it is nowadays for, like, our sons, you know, and daughters to look at. Like, they just go to their phone and boom, boom, boom. You know, they can type something up and there it goes. That's fun. Are you kidding me? Do you know, think of, it was like a game of, I don't know, playing war or something like that. It was a challenge.

You could just sneak in your dad's hiding space in his dresser to see the nickel.

Or you had to get the guy at the 7-Eleven to, like, be looking at something else so that you could go look at the magazines there. It was not, I don't know. Nowadays, I just feel like it's, porn is too easy.

I was 23 before I saw a nipple.

Yeah, and now. You have nipples. What? My first nipple I saw was a squiggly line, too, on cable. Remember? I was stramble channel. Yes.

You never, like, opened a Sears catalog and, like, in the bra section? Yeah, I did that, too. Of course, yeah. There were nipples in there. My sisters used to hate when I would

take the Victoria's Secret out of the mailbox, too.

All right. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page. I'm known to them when it's back now.

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. You guys, you guys, you guys, great news. It's time for an official government survey. And when we mean official, we mean we're officially full of s**t.

This country is going to s**t.

You got it on Mojo.

It's Mojo in the Morning's senseless survey.

Hello? Hello, ma'am. Bob Dabalina from the U.S. Senseless Bureau. You left a few answers blank in the last survey form we mailed you, and we're just following up with our citizens. It should only take about 30 seconds. Can I ask you three questions about issues that are facing American voters today?

What are you selling?

I'm not selling anything, ma'am. It's just the Senseless Bureau getting three quick questions.

I'll give you ten seconds.

All right, you got it. How many people currently reside in your home?

Two.

How's your brackets? My what? Your brackets? Brackets? Put your brackets together?

Well, I don't know what you're talking about.

All right, we'll skip that one then. With regards to daylight savings time that happened over the weekend, do you agree that if it were really popular with the American public, they would do it at noon with a big clock and celebrations and not like thieves in the night?

No, that's stupid.

In your opinion, is it true or false that nostalgia is a thing of the past?

What is your point here?

Okay, well, we could skip that question if you don't want to answer that one. Do you think complaining about your taxes should be tax deductible?

That's actually, I like that, actually. If it were, it would be great, wouldn't it?

All right. And do you sometimes wish your husband had an off switch?

Oh, he had one. That's why I'm divorced.

Okay, great. I'll put that down. Have you seen the movie Cocaine Bear yet? I have not. All right. Well, which sequel would you be more likely to buy tickets to, Weed Chicken or Hamster on Mushrooms? These are silly questions. What are you doing? I know. I don't write the questions, ma'am. I just work here at this agency to ask them. Two last questions. Did the guy in charge of naming things just get lazy and give up when he named Long Island?

Oh, my God.

All right, look it. You've got one last question. Sure.

These are ridiculous. You got it. Well, I haven't gotten many answers out of you. That's the problem. In relation to the St. Patrick's Day holiday, what's your favorite way to call yourself drunk? Intoxicated, hammered, sloshed, curly-fried, well-lubricated, Hufflepuffed, or do you have another one? I actually like sloshed. Sloshed? Okay. Do you think they should sell Nature Valley Crunch granola bars and Roomba vacuum cleaners together as a package deal? This has nothing to do with the senses. I know. Well, just to make sure I'm talking to the right person, what's your password? Not going to get it.

Senseless survey here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. You like when listeners send you questions that you should ask on senseless survey?

Sure. I'm always open to questions.

Yeah. You can text. You've got a good question. Text 95500. Give Spike a suggestion for a question. Senseless surveys.

Want more assist-less surveys? Hear endless podcasts at mojointhemorning.com.

This is Mojo in the Morning live. Live. Mojo in the Morning. Hey, we have some in-studio guests that joined us today. And very happy to get a chance to get them to come in and see where I work since I've seen where they work. And you hear me talk about Ideal You and how you can lose 40 pounds in 40 days. Well, Georgia and Morgan are Ideal You coaches. They are weight loss experts. They know all the details about my visceral fat and all the rest of that stuff. By the way, and of course, HIPAA rules, right? You can't tell any of the stories at all, right? Just keep the names out of them. Oh, you keep the names out. Okay, good. Both of you guys are awesome. And for those that don't know anything about Ideal You, because maybe you don't, I don't know. How would you not know? I talk about it so much.

All the time.

My son Luke says, Dad, you talk about IDLU more than you talk about us.

That would be accurate.

Which is amazing because, you know, you can lose, you know, you lose 40 pounds in 40 days. I mean, I lost 42 pounds in 40 days. So, Georgia, which offices are you in?

I'm in Sterling Heights.

Sterling Heights. East side of town. Yeah. Woo-woo. Actually, Steve was telling me. Yeah, Steve was telling me Sterling Heights is like on fire right now, that location.

Always something to do.

And people come to the Sterling Heights location from, like, everywhere. Like, Clarkston, Oxford, Lake Orion. Yeah. Yeah.

Livonia is getting some people now there, too, right? Yeah.

Yeah. And, Morgan, you not only, Morgan, listen to this. Morgan, she does Livonia, Ann Arbor, and Grand Rapids, am I right in saying that? That's correct, yeah. How, one person, how are you able to do that?

I'm in the car.

Are you? A lot.

Can I tell you something? My childhood best friend Her name's Kelly We've been best friends Since kindergarten Her mom did Ideal U I think now she's up Over the 100 mark Wow In terms of pounds lost She is so happy And I was not required To say this or anything Like honestly looking at her Every time I see her She loses more weight And she is so happy It's very cool to see

So I lost over 80 pounds With Ideal U What's the most That anybody has ever lost That you guys have Experienced with Ideal U

I've got someone at 140.

140 pounds. Over how long of a period of time?

I would say it's been less than a year.

Are you serious? Yeah. That is incredible. I'm very proud of you. And can I just go on record to say this? You didn't go in there and make their stomach smaller, right? You didn't go in there and tie their, you know, like, you know how people go and get, they'll get weight loss surgery. They, they did exactly the same program that I did, right? Where they ate the way that you guys told me, times that you told them to eat, everything like that. And they lost that weight.

Yeah. They just followed our instructions. We supported them through it and they crushed it.

Wow.

That's great.

So this is the thing with ideal you, these guys, if they, they're your coaches and these, these are two of the best and they have great ones other great ones too i don't know you shout

out anybody you want to shout out and stuff hi sarah because she would be mad she should be here

also with us today but um every day they're in contact with you so every day when you get on that scale it gets sent to your your weight and and you'll help people out if they've if if there's a day where they're maybe struggling a little bit and you can kind of tell by the scale um you guys will give them advice on what to do and then it always ends up oh yeah we're always on the phone

always texting people we're just there to support them we're watching them like a hawk yeah that

was truly my favorite part of the whole process yeah mike how much weight did you lose mike uh i

lost 40 and my wife lost 30 and that was amazing too because uh ali had just had milo yeah yep yeah so that was in that's a and it's let me say this to you it's it's a struggle for men and women but women when they put the weight on when they're you know uh having a baby it becomes kind of a an issue because there's their lives become even busier and it's something that you can actually do you know with a busy life right so all right and guys by the way they always say this i always get this from chelsea you guys lose weight faster than we lose weight but 140 pounds

male or female male but i have a woman at 110 so we're catching up all right good i love it thanks

you guys for coming in i appreciate it uh georgia and morgan from ideal u uh you can find them online at ideal u.us all right mojo in the morning show so i've been kind of teasing this along i've

been waiting for this all morning why is it why is it that we get so excited over over people's

weddings you know like so like you'll see celebrities getting married and celebrity weddings and stuff like that we go all crazy over this one she's our co-worker for goodness

No, I am, like, boring old news. Don't you think it's because, like, they don't happen often?

Well, I don't know. Unless you're me. I'm just joking. She's had some weddings. And you've had wedding dresses. How many wedding... No, that is true. Shannon purchased a wedding dress and doesn't even have a date for this wedding. She's engaged now. How many wedding dresses in your lifetime have you owned?

Well, I called off a wedding many, many moons ago. So I had that one. And then I had the one that I wore to my wedding with Andrew, my ex-husband, my husband. And now I have this one. So three.

Do you get a discount? Like, is it a punch card? A punch card.

Will you send me a picture of it?

No, I'm not sending it. It's a secret. I have to tell you how this happened, though, because truly, so I got engaged in January. And if you're a new listener, this is going to be my second wedding. I'm divorced, and my fiance, Wes, is divorced as well. And so it's a second wedding for both. So we're not having like a traditional wedding. Our plan right now, we don't have a date or anything. It'll probably happen next year. We have some other things that are way more important than actually having a wedding right now, like blending our families and figuring out where we're going to live and all of that important stuff. But what we're probably going to do is get married just the six of us. And when I say just the six of us, I mean myself, my fiance, and then each of our two kids. somewhere, I don't know where, and then just have like a big party. Like have a big celebration. Will you be wearing the dress at that? No, so I will, this dress is for like the party.

For the party, okay. For the party. So is it more of a party dress or more of a wedding?

It is more of a party dress. It is white. I am obsessed with it. I have been looking at this dress online for, I haven't even, I haven't even tried it on. I mean, I hope to God it fits. But I've been looking at it for quite some time. And a couple of nights ago, I was looking at it and I showed Wes and I said, oh, my God, it's on sale right now.

Wait, is that good luck or bad luck to show?

I feel like second wedding, all the traditional stuff's out the window. So he knows what it looks like and he's like, buy it right now. So I bought it. I actually think it's coming today. I hope it fits because like I said, I haven't seen it in person nor have I tried it on. I'm so excited about it. But I have a dress, but I don't have a date. and my dad goes wait a second because wes was telling my dad about this he went and hung out with my dad uh the day before yesterday and my dad's like you can't wear white for your second wedding and i go dad i feel like that's like an old yeah like you said all the traditions are out

the window so we were just we were just talking to Georgia and Morgan from IDLU. Morgan has a wedding dress because Morgan was going to get married and just called off. Is that right, Morgan? Did you? Here, walk up to the mic and tell us. I'll sell it. I sold

mine when I canceled my wedding. I sold it and made the same amount of money I paid for it.

You just called off? How soon before the

wedding? So the wedding was supposed to be in August. I called it off

like three weeks ago. Whoa, okay.

That was literally my same situation, same timeline.

So what are you going to do with that wedding dress? comes in may probably won't alter it try to sell it yeah we asked why yeah mike just asked why he's you can't hear him he's going on the phone um just wasn't right that's what i'll say really so you were you the one that made the decision i made the decision yeah gotta trust your gut

yep absolutely so you're gonna have a party anyway well we can't get our deposit back so That's the plan. Might as well just throw one. We'll come. Wait.

Are you friends with him?

Yeah, absolutely.

So you guys aren't, like, angry with each other?

No. We'll probably always. It was five years, so hard to put a cold turkey on.

Think about that. What happens, though, if you should hold that dress? Because by the time August comes along, you guys might start wanting to do this again. No, we're good. Are you sure? Yeah. I'm not putting anything in there. You guys are on the same size, you and Shannon. I just bought one Show Shannon what it looks like Maybe Shannon might have another option here Just in case you said you haven't tried it on It might not fit

That's true and I can't return it

Deshaun wants to make a comment about Shannon Buying a wedding dress without a wedding date What's up Deshaun

Hey hey hey how y'all doing Hi Deshaun

What's going on buddy

Hey Shannon don't get mad at me when I say this Okay But you working on a third dress Yeah. Look, real talk.

This stuff is expensive.

You should just get married in your last dress.

Oh, I can't. First of all, first of all, I can't. Because when Andrew and I got married, we got married in an old car factory, the Paquette plant. And so my dress got ripped, covered in oil, and Fletch, if you remember Fletch from our show, spilled a glass of red wine down the front of it. So that thing is gone. Destroyed. Yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't even know that. Or did I forget?

Wait, he's not even worried. This is funny. Deshaun's not even worried about the fact that the marriage didn't last. He's worried that the dress got spilled on. I know. He was like, I kept it.

I have it, but it's not wearable. Deshaun's like, oh, the dress. Oh, I'm so sorry about the dress.

But congratulations. I need you to tell us to congratulate you on your kids. Thank you.

Hey, Deshaun, do you think we should be offended that we're not part of the six, that none of us are?

Absolutely. You guys are family. Oh, no. Thank you.

Welcome to the party. Yeah, I'm glad I'm not. Thank you. Just invite me to the party. Yeah.

I already bought my dress for this. You know, why are we not getting to be part of this? Deshaun, you take care of yourself, okay?

I love you guys. Love you. Love you, too.

Would you ever think about doing this? I think I tried to do this last time. A misfit wedding where you, instead of inviting just family members, we invite just the misfits, and it's just all the Mojo in the Morning misfits like Deshaun. I'm telling you, they're family, too.

They are. Maybe we could do a special.

You could have the Wacky Iraqi give you away instead of your dad.

The Kool-Aid lady could play keyboard. Kool-Aid lady.

But the song will all sound the same. It will sound like the birthday song that she does. I think she might only have one song in there. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. Did you guys get a chance to look at your email? Mike sent over the Ice Luge.

Yeah, I don't think I'm going to participate. I think it's clever and great marketing for us, but I don't want to take a shot of alcohol out of your lips.

They don't do it. No, come on. We're all doing it. I've got to do one shot, even if you're the first person to do it. Baby bird in it.

We've got to say thank you to Danny Finch, right? Danny Finch did this? Randy. Randy Finch. Why did I say Danny? That's an R, not a D. Randy Finch. And Randy is a professional ice sculptor. And what's the company called again?

It's called Ice Guru Events. You can follow him at IceGuruEvents on Instagram or IceGuruEvents.com. He just started. So he did the ice sculpting in the area for like the longest time. He does these giant, giant ice sculptures in West Michigan. But he just started an event company, and so he's kind of working off that.

So do they pour the slushie, our Sip Shine slushie that we're doing, the Shamrock slushie? Do they pour it from the top over my head, or does it come out of my mouth? What's the story?

I think they're either doing it from behind. Hey, now. That's what she said. That's what she said. That's what she said. And it comes out of your mouth. And you would stand then at the end of your mouth. I don't know what. I think you can pour anything down.

though. Wow. That's really cool. That is awesome. The interesting thing is, it's a really interesting picture of myself because it was when I ultra-dyed my hair and beard at the time, so there's no gray at all, but it looks ultra-dyed and stuff. People are going to walk by and go, who's that guy? Or I'll stand next to it, and nobody will know that I'm Mojo if they've never

seen before. Yeah, it does look like you. I was torn, too. I was like, do I tell him and ask first? I feel like this is a permission thing I should ask for. And then I just went, nah, I'm going to do it and just see what he says afterwards.

I love it. I actually love it. And if you did that, that would have been an unbelievable surprise. It would have been like Christmas morning opening up a present. How did the Sip Shine slushies taste, the Shamrock slushies?

So they're Arnold Palmer flavor. So they're pretty good.

Ooh. So wait. No. Well, Arnold Palmer, if it's got alcohol in it, it's got to be a John Daly then.

Okay. Yeah. They just called it the Arnold Palmer flavor.

Yeah, because John Daly is the drunk version of an Arnold Palmer. Because John Daly is a drunk. I did not know that. Me neither.

Plus, Arnold Palmer has been suing people recently for using his name on menus.

And John Daly could care less. John Daly doesn't care. He doesn't care about it. So again, this is going to be Saturday. We're going to be in Grand Rapids. It is Irish on Ionia. It's going to be so much fun. You come on out there and join us and be part of this whole thing. Thank you to those guys. You do have a bone to pick, though. Oh, yeah. I understand with the Sip Shine people.

Yes. Yeah. So they came through yesterday and hung out in the studio, and we taste tested all the slushies and stuff. And one of the guys, I think his name was Logan. I don't even care what his name was, but I think it was Logan. He goes, man, he looks at my shoes, and I got these green and yellow and red shoes for Irish and Ionia, but I wear them like every St. Paddy's Day. It's like my favorite green thing to wear because I don't really have a lot of green stuff and I don't really look, I don't feel like green is my color necessarily. So I'll wear like a black shirt with green on it, but I don't have a lot of green, green stuff. So this is my green. And he looks down at my shoes and we're getting done with the video or whatever. And he goes, man, I really like your Packers shoes. I'm a big Green Bay Packers fan. Oh, yeah. And like I visibly went, what? No, it's not a Packers. No, no, no. I'm from Wisconsin. I love the Packers. And I go, no, no, no, no. These are not Packers shoes. He goes, yes. And he went back and forth with me. And he probably realized that it was bugging me. He went back and forth with me for like 10 minutes about how these are green Bay Packers shoes. And Aaron Rodgers is one of the greatest. And blah, blah, blah. And he goes, you're probably a Lions fan, huh? I said, yes, sir, I am. And these are not Packers shoes. And he ruined my shoes. So now you can't wear those shoes because you're such a Lions fan. I, well, it's my only green, so I might have to.

i had to pull out my green spike you're the official irishman of this radio show is if the only green on your body is your shoes isn't that degrading to all of you know i'm 50 irish i think it's degrading to me as a 50 irishman i'm irish and i say wear your green

wherever you want you can't have it on your shoes it's got to be somewhere well it's not on the

bottom of the soles of his he's not walking on the emerald isle he's just it's on the top of his

I know, but at least, Mike, you could have something else, like a shirt or something.

That's the percentage of Irish I am, is my shoes. I have a little bit of Irish in me, too. We don't care.

You can walk up with your Cinco de Mayo gear on, Mike, and wave your Mexican flag on St. Patrick's Day. We're all Irish on that day.

Love it. All right.

Plus, I ruin all my shoes every St. Patrick's Day. There's so much dark beer spilled all over all my green shoes that I have like three different pair.

I actually used one of the outfits that I was going to wear last week when we were in Chicago.

Well, nobody saw you.

Because I don't have green. Green is...

You re-wear.

And no offense to anybody that loves green. Green is the ugliest color ever.

Oh, I love green.

It's horrible. It's such a horrible color.

You wear nothing but black.

No, and he also says that as a man who has natural, like, color to his skin. When you don't have... Green looks so good on pasty people. That's right. Pasty people unite, Megan.

By the way, I don't think that you're supposed to be able to say that somebody has natural color to their skin. That's offensive. I'm offended by that. I'm offended by Mike's shoes. I'm offended by what you just said about me being naturally having color because I have high blood pressure.

You have melanoma, and I was like, that's not the right word. It's melanoma. I forgot that word. Also, the fact that you're offended by my shoes makes me want to wear them more. So I'm going to wear them.

Kirsten, what do you think?

Hi, Mike. i hate that for you i'm so sorry oh my i hate when people ruin shoes i'm a shoe girl i love sneakers i'm a sneaker head that sucks i'm sorry don't let him ruin your shoes did mike when you

bought those nikes did you buy them on the nike app or website Yes.

Yeah, yeah, yep. Did you notice that they were next to a Green Bay Packers jersey that they were also selling?

No, no. I did notice the color, and there was a different green pair that my wife and I showed her both of them. She said she liked the other ones better, but they didn't have my size. So I went with these ones because they had my size.

All right.

Which is child's.

So now what we're going to do is we're going to tell everybody that Mike's not a true Lions fan for wearing those things.

Why would you do that? You ever had somebody do that for you, though, where they ruin something that you love to wear?

Oh, my God. Chelsea will say to me, oh, you're going to wear that? Like, just saying that. That's all you need to hear. Just saying you're going to wear that.

I guess I'm not now.

I mean, if your girlfriend said that to you, you're going to wear that. Will you ever feel confident ever wearing that?

No, that goes to the Salvation Army the next day.

It's the worst. I've gone to buy things, like, for an occasion that we had. And I'll go to, like, Nordstrom's and I'll buy something and I'll be like, oh, this is awesome. It looks really good. And, you know, Amy at Nordstrom's would, like, make me feel good about buying the whole thing. And I'll come home and Chelsea will go, oh, like one of those. That's kind of what Allie's going to do when she sees your shoes.

I'm wearing them. It's the only green I have. And I genuinely like the shoes until the Packers thing. And now it's all I can think about.

Yeah. You ever do it when somebody like if there's certain other outfits, too, like if you don't look good in it in a picture, you don't ever wear it again.

That is so true.

If you goes right in the donation, I try to sell it on somebody posts a picture of you with them and you're wearing it. And you got like the man, like this weekend, go back and look at the picture from Saturday on our Instagram. I've got hard nipples in that picture.

You posted them on the phone. But that's your nipples. That's not the shirt.

The problem though is that is an aloe sweatshirt for some reason. My nipples- Oh, show more. Always show more. You better wear layers. But it's the only green that I have. So what were you going to say about that picture? You didn't like that picture, Megan?

No. If you look at that picture, not one of us look good in it. You posted the most unflattering pictures all weekend.

Well, he must have, because he wouldn't have posted it if he didn't like the way you did it.

I don't even care. You guys all look at pictures. Somebody takes, like, I say, here, can you take a picture of all of us? They'll take five. I just choose the first one. And then I'll post it, and then I'll look back at it later, and I'll realize, like, Luke's got his eyes closed or something.

You guys, I never complained about what people post. I was shocked that it was all of us looked absolutely wretched.

Equal opportunity. All right, Top Trending Stories. You guys want to know what America's happiest city is? Because in a second, I'm going to ruin everybody with the absolute saddest city.

It's always the same every year. Isn't it a city in California?

Yes.

Yes.