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5, 4, 3, 2. Ignition sequence start. Let me take y'all back to the beginning.

This is it.

All right, are you ready?

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

You're a doo-doo hat.

It's showtime!

Let's go. We've got plenty of booze. Everyone's coming. Everybody's getting loaded. All right. Hey, welcome to the weekend. What's happening?

Good morning. Good morning. Happy early St. Patrick's Day weekend. Don't wear out your green. You're going to need to be wearing it all weekend long, especially tomorrow in what's going to be beautiful weather. We're going to love the temperatures in Grand Rapids for our Irish off Ionia. And then Monday morning is going to be here before we know it, and we'll be celebrating St. Patrick's Day, and I'll be eating more corned beef than ever. And then on Tuesday, I will be sitting on my toilet all morning. Your toilet. Well, man, you know what? That thing's going to be a little lit, like a toilet. It's going to be bad. All right, let's get this show started. We got some good throwbacks. I'm telling you what, if you're not going to like this music, your money back, okay? Because this is going to be too good. Celebrating a big weekend, 844-MOJO-LIVE is the telephone number to call us up this morning. Tell us if you're a first-time, long-time, please. We'd love to give you the air horn. Kevin, love to give you a shout-out. Yeah. And we would love to hear from you, or you can text 95500.

St. Paddy's Day, like Valentine's Day for people who love booze and bad decisions.

Happy St. Paddy's Day from Mojo in the Morning.

Taking shots in here. You want one?

Hello, everybody. It's the weekend, bitches.

Early St. Patrick's Day celebration.

Who else in the level can't say yeah? Yeah.

Here we go. We're getting ready for a fun weekend. And it is a special Irish edition of the Mojo in the Morning Friday remix. You ready? Hold on. welcome to the mojo the mojo in the morning show i am a leprechaun mojo in the morning show we have got mojo mojo in the morning

Ta-ta-ta. Happy Rainbow. Do we do remixes in Dublin, Ireland? I think we do a lot. I think we do. Here we go.

This is the most joke in the...

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This is the most joke in me. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. This did nothing like... I think that, hold on a second. I think we got thrown off by the time change. Fat dang leprechaun. We got... Too much chalk. We got thrown off by the time change, and we may have to do this thing all over again. Hold on a second. We've never had that happen to us before. It's live radio. Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the Morning Show. Friday's on Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. Getting ready for St. Patrick's Day, Mojo in the Morning Show. We have got your Mojo, Mojo in the Morning Show. Mojo in the Morning Show. It's Friday on the Mojo in the Morning Show. and St. Patrick's Day weekend celebrating early time. Give us the remix.

This is a Mojo in the morning show. This is a Mojo in the morning show. This is a Mojo in the morning show. This is a Mojo in the morning show.

By the way, that made it even better, but I'm going to tell you this right now. We already got people that want us to do a breathalyzer test this early. They all think that we've already started drinking. And you know what? Since they think it, we might as well be it, right? I mean, come on. Here, here. I mean, what do you guys think? I don't know. Can we? Okay, let's do this. Just like in gymnastics where they do a grading scale, could you grade that for us? Will you call us up right now and tell us? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Will you call us up and give us the judges' grades? Or we can make this like American Idol or The Voice or whatever. Get your thoughts on that. We want to hear from you. And you tell us what you thought of that Friday remix. I'm excited. It's St. Patrick's Day weekend. It's going to be fun. It's going to be great. the weather actually is cooperating this year which unlike the past few years it has not been a fantastic weekend it's been freezing yeah i mean i'll be honest we're getting warm weather we might see you know yeah a little bit of rain well whatever you know what they say it's gonna be really windy so i will tell you that that might be the only thing that i'm a little bit worried about is like tents blowing in the wind i'll be that guy that will just stand there you're Any time we would have tents at travel baseball or whatever, I was the dad that would just sit. I'd grab the front. Bob and Larry grab the back. With your Yeti in your left hand. Exactly. You know what? As long as you got the Yeti in the left hand. Never coffee in that Yeti. Don't believe it. Never, ever. Unless there's bourbon cream in there as well. Oh, my God. I know. Are we loving that or what? Love it. Man, thank you to Louie over at the Brass Mug. What's going on? Hold on a second. and we got judges' votes on this one here. Let's go. Chris, let's go to the judge from Paraguay. What are your thoughts on that one? Chris? Chris. Chris. Did I lose you, Chris? Lydia, did you put Chris?

Chris, you're going to piss me off.

I can hear you.

I'm judging Chris' connection.

Is Chris there? Will you answer the phone, Chris, and let us know if you're there? uh aaron we'll go to you hi aaron what's going on judge is great on that one how was that oh man i love it you know what you must be drinking this morning i'm a truck driver you are what what uh what's going on where are you driving at today aaron uh i'm headed back from barberton ohio to detroit so i can go home i'm off today oh man good for you how long have you been on the road buddy uh since sunday and what are you carrying in that truck uh i haul hazmat so like bleach and caustic oh my gosh and you got nothing in it now right

you're empty because you dropped it all off well i don't have a trailer i'm just uh running truck

right now oh you just got the truck i like it you left it somewhere else and now you get to go home and you got to drive a little faster we appreciate you buddy how big is the bed in the back he's got nothing right you got nothing oh in the back oh in that bed though that she wants to know oh wait how do you know that all these guys got beds in these backs of this thing huh what truckers they're truckers trucker trucker 1919 what's up tim give us the grade what are

your thoughts buddy well i mean you guys's friday uh remix is always unique so i mean we'd have to give you guys a golden buzzer. I like it.

It was different, right?

Here's the deal. I love this. At least you know we're live, right? We make mistakes every now and again. You know, we get ourselves screwed up. The play is messed up, too. Appreciate it. What are you doing, Tim? Where are you at this morning? Heading to work. All right, man. I hope it's a good one for you today. It's going to be nice weather. See if you can get outside for lunch. What's up, Chantal?

Hi. Good morning, guys. What's the morning? My daughter loves you. When we miss the songs in the morning, we're totally so upset. And today we got to hear it, so we are excited. So I just want to give my baby, Rylan, who's in the car, who's scared to speak, a shout-out. Hey, Rylan, what's up? Yes, good job, Kevin. We love you guys. Mojo, Megan, Shannon, we love you guys. We love you back.

Chantel, I got to ask you a question. Are you doing anything for St. Patrick's Day? Do you celebrate the holiday at all?

Oh, so we have something at church on Sunday.

Okay, all right.

Good on Sunday for church.

Yeah, I like it. Is the communion green on Sunday? How do you do that?

Well, you'll get to wear St. Patrick's shirt.

All right, awesome. Well, pray for us when you're at church. We appreciate you. What's up, Caitlin? Hi.

Hey.

Hi. Good morning.

Happy Friday.

Happy Friday. What's up? How are you? You got a grade for us?

Yeah. So I'm going 6 out of 10. Ooh. I call because, so sorry, it usually goes a little bit harder than that, but I was calling because my 30th birthday is on St. Patrick's Day. Oh, how funny is that?

Oh, man, so you're on St. Patrick's Day, baby. I like that. That is the greatest. Yeah. Even though you gave us a 6 out of 10.

I'm not going to be when you're 21, but, you know. Yeah.

We'll accept that. The constructive criticism will help us as we get ready for next week's Friday.

That's right.

Remix.

Let's call that. Not going to Hollywood.

What's going on? How you doing, Corey? Mojo. I'll give it a 10. My man. I love it.

Oh, we're using that all day tomorrow at Irish Off Ionia.

Have a great St. Paddy's Day weekend, buddy. We'll talk to you, man.

You guys too. Take care. How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in 10. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

We'll start off the winning, by the way. I just want to remind you, next hour at 7.30, your last chance to go to Disney World. Right now, though, we've got these passes to go see the Imagine Dragons live from the Hollywood Bowl. What year was this? This was the year that Travis Scott got sued. He was sued after the tragedy took place at an Astroworld festival in Houston.

People said they collectively heard folks scream and help every time you stop the song to get your attention. Did you hear any of those screams?

Nah, man. And, you know, it's so crazy because I'm that artist, too. Like, you know, anytime you can hear something like that, you want to stop the show. You know, I stopped it, like, a couple times to just make sure everybody was okay. Vince Vaughn starred in Queen Pens. I hear everything you're saying.

You don't s*** the car, Kenny. Just don't. You're s*** it in the car. It's a rental. You pay a cleaning fee. Everybody moves on. It's a rental that I rented. And most people wouldn't even tell me that they had s*** it. They just would make up an excuse, and they'd get out of the car, okay? You're a grown man, Ken.

What year was this song a big hit on the radio? You remember the weekend, Blinding Lights? We'll look for the first correct call and come back with the dirty next.

In what year did that crap happen? Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us 844-665-6548.

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How good is your memory? It's Mojo in the Morning's back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

All right, it all happened in the same year. Travis Scott was sued after that tragedy that took place at his concert in Houston.

And, you know, it's so crazy because I'm that artist, too. Like, you know, any time you can hear something like that, you want to stop the show. You know, I stopped it like a couple times to just make sure everybody was okay.

The Vince Vaughn movie Queen Pins was out in the show.

Everything you're saying, you don't shit the fuck, Kenny. Just don't, you know, shit in the car. it's a rental you pay a cleaning fee you everybody moves on yeah it's a rental that i rented and most people wouldn't even tell me that they had they just would make up an excuse is that denaro is that robert denaro you're a grown man no it doesn't walk to the restroom uh and

The big song. Blinding Lights. What year was this? We will set you up with the prize. Blinding Lights. Yeah. All right. I love when that thing happens. Christine. Oh, who's that little sunshine there? that's my son marvin what's up marvin what a great name these names by the way are better and better all the time marvin what year is that marvin you got the answer he says 2021 you might be the smartest kid ever marvin congratulations to you hey mom uh marvin just won you a great prize. Imagine Dragons live from the Hollywood Bowl. The show's happening March 26th and 29th. Congratulations. Lydia's going to get you some passes for that,

okay? Awesome.

Hang on the phone and we'll get you set up with it. Have a great day, Christine. Have a great weekend.

Yes, thank you so much. We love you guys. We love you too.

Alright, we're going to give you a shot at tickets to see Post Malone and Jelly Roll. The The text line is open, 95500, text POST to 95500, standard text and data rates to apply for a shot to win tickets, POST, POST, that's the only word you text at 95500. And Christine, call us back, I accidentally hung up on you, sorry about that.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon, what you got in this hour is Dirty on the 30.

Well, Tiger Woods has a new lady in his life. Did you guys see this story? I was actually kind of surprised when I found this out. But he is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, Vanessa Trump. Straight up? And this actually isn't that new. They've been seeing each other for the past several months. They've just managed to keep it very under the radar. But paparazzi did catch him together a few times over the last week or two. So there are photos. There's photographic evidence.

Do you know who her daughter is? Her daughter is Kai Trump, who is, they say, verge of possibly being a professional golfer. She's going to the University of Miami. She's a D1 golfer. She's great. And you know what? If dad and mom aren't going to be together, then you want mom dating Tiger Woods.

And apparently mom's a really good golfer too. Vanessa Trump loves playing golf. So she shares that with Tiger.

You know what? And it's interesting because obviously Don Jr. must be okay with this if this is all happening because Tiger's a good friend of the dad, right? And they kind of like hang out with each other. Interesting.

Macaulay Culkin's fiance, Brenda Song, you might remember her from Glee or from a few different shows on the Disney Channel. Come on, sweet life. Okay, I'm just saying that because people might be like, who's Brenda Song? Anyway, she is about to get married to Macaulay Culkin at some point. I feel like they've been engaged forever. But she was on the Jennifer Hudson show yesterday and she was talking about how there are still some everyday tasks that Macaulay Culkin does not know how to do, still.

So I always say Mac is a very unique human, being like the most famous child actor in the world. He lived and grew up in hotels. He had just never really done laundry, and I was shook if I'm teaching him how to do laundry. He still doesn't know how to drive. I took him out to drive in our neighborhood. I was terrified, let me tell you. I'm like, this 44-year-old man driving for the first time? I was like, nope. Isn't that crazy?

She 44 doesn't know how to drive. The laundry thing, I'm like, okay, you probably have people do your laundry all the time.

So she had this really iconic scene on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody where she was learning how to drive, and she called it the Prindle Stick. And I swear to God, if she didn't reference the M or FMM or the Prindle Stick during this driving lesson, I'm going to be so pissed.

the last person to see that missing university of pittsburgh student claimed he saved her from drowning the last night that she was seen alive minnesota college senior joshua ribe refusing to answer several key questions as he described his final moments with sudiska before she vanished in the Dominican Republic eight days ago.

So we do need to make clear that a person of interest is not a suspect here. There are no criminal charges at this time, but clearly there is someone important with information on the case, and there are concerns around that person. The new piece of evidence is surveillance video. The video obtained by the Dominican Republic news site Noticias seen from last Thursday, March 6th, at around 4.30 in the morning, showing 20-year-old Sudiksa Kanonki with friends.

a young man. Now authorities say that after a walk to the resort's beach early that morning, the friends later returned Kananki and the young man staying behind. So his story is that they were

about waist deep in the water, talking, kissing, and then they could feel themselves getting like pulled under. So he saved her from the tide or whatever, whatever the current, thank you. And they made their way back to shore and she had said to him I want to grab all of my stuff but the whole story is very fuzzy because he's like I had been drinking he mentioned that he vomited and so he said the last that he saw her before he went and passed out on a beach chair was she was walking at an angle through shallow water but that was it. This is

weird. There's something to this kid and I feel like they are going to figure out more and i've heard this morning as uh you know like late as right before we came in here on one of the news channels that there could be charges issued this weekend so i'm assuming he's the only one that potentially charges could come up for sure and there were

there are eight key questions that he refused to answer that officials were asking him and he just said my attorney told is telling me not to answer any questions right now so that is playing into The fact that even though he's just a person of interest, his behavior is very suspicious.

I heard they let him fly back to Minnesota, where he's from, because he goes to St. Cloud University or something like that. He's a wrestling star. Yeah. And there aren't any cameras, I'm assuming, that show this part of the beach. I don't know. You know, they haven't shown anything other than the walkway cameras that they had. Can we speculate?

Sure. Drunk and she drowned and he's scared. Maybe. And doesn't want to get blamed.

Maybe.

Like, I don't feel like he killed her, but I do feel like he was there when she died.

Yeah. I actually was wondering if it was, because they weren't announcing who it was. I was wondering if it was a local. And then I was watching the news yesterday, and the Dominican Republic people were saying, we need to announce who the person of interest is, because people were thinking that it was somebody from the hotel that might have done something. Scary, sad.

And lastly, a story that has gone viral thanks to a post-it note. A year ago, a woman named Taylor jokingly slipped a post-it note into her boyfriend Cam's sandwich, listing her dream engagement ring details. Emerald cut, no smaller than 1.75 carats, solitaire or baguette band, no halo or pave, and size 5.5. Specific. Her boyfriend never reacted. They never talked about it. That was it. Fast forward to this year, they go on vacation to Cape Cod. cam proposes with the exact ring that taylor described on the post-it note that she put turns out he kept that note in his wallet for the past year and she is now sharing the story on tiktok inspiring other women to drop their own subtle or not so subtle engagement ring heads

you know what my wife would say this is going to be a good marriage because when a man listens to a woman, you know. Don't put it in my sandwich, though. Find something else.

For all of today's Dirty, check out the podcast by searching Mojo in the Morning in the free iHeartRadio app.

Did your mom ever leave you notes in your lunch when you were a little kid? Not in the sandwich,

though.

She never was that adventurous to do it, huh? I'm hungry, bro. All right.

Miss something in the Dirty on the 30? Listen on our podcast now at MojoInTheMorning.com.

All right, coming up here in just a little bit on the Mojo in the morning show hot mic hot mic be careful if you're on an iheart radio teams call to make sure that you're being muted what happened to one of my friends is pretty funny i've got the audio to prove it i'll play that for you uh plus coming up in the seven o'clock hour disney your last chance to qualify for a disney world vacation that's at 7 30 this morning it's mojo in the

Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55. Yo, 5 at 6.55. Go now.

Time now for the 5 at 6.55. Yesterday was a very interesting competition between Erica and what was it? 2L Michelle. That's right.

She was a character.

Now, Erica, you're taking on not Michelle, but Michael this morning. What's going on, Michael? How you doing?

Morning, Michael. Hey, guys. Morning.

What's happening? And, Michael, it says here you are a technician for a food equipment company. You work with, like, coffee machines, vending machines, coolers, and things like that? Yeah, yeah. All right. Yeah, vending machines. I look at Doritos all day long. That's not a terrible thing. No, that didn't sound like it was bad. Erica, we're going to put you in a soundproof area. Erica, you're going for 14 today. If you win today, you're back on Monday for the historic 15th trial.

Let's go, Erica. Okay. Let's see what happens. Let's go, Michael. Come on. Let's see what happens here. Five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Question number one, Michael. Macaulay Culkin's fiance revealed yesterday that the 44-year-old still doesn't know how to drive. What was his character's name in the Home Alone movies? Three seconds. Oh. Three. Two.

One.

Oh. Too much time. I'm going to pass on that one. Wow. All right. You know what? It's like one of those brain fart things. We've got to take a breath. All right. Here we go. Question number two. Lizzo opened up about her depression amid her sexual harassment lawsuit, saying that at one point she didn't want to live anymore. Pick the Lizzo song out of the following choices, okay? Pick which song is a Lizzo song out of the following choices. A, pink, B, taste, or C, that's so true. question number three amber portwood macy bookout and farah abraham and caitlin lowell what mtv reality show made all these girls famous three seconds oh my god two not pass what question number four last night steph curry celebrated his 4,000th three-pointer. What NBA team does he play for? 30 seconds. 30. 30. 2. 1. I'm saying it. Damn. This is not going to be good. I might have two drops on this next one here. I might be playing the 0.0 and you so dumb. I'm definitely playing at least one of those. Question number five. Come on, you got to get this one. To get on the board. It's easy. They were all easy. Taylor Hanson is celebrating his birthday today. He turns 42 years old. What's the name of the band that he was a part of with his brothers? Three seconds, bro. Three. No, man. Two. Oh, my God. One. Are you kidding me? All right, let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. We're not listening. Point. Zero. Oh, my God. That last question is a gimme. Zero. They were all gimme's. Oh, my God. No, like, it was actually a gimme. No, you are so dumb. You are really dumb. For real. Oh, my God. Erica, he got none of them right. So we'll see you on Monday. All right. Let's go. Question number one. Macaulay Culkin's fiancee revealed yesterday that the 44-year-old still doesn't know how to drive. What was his character's name in the Home Alone movies? Kevin McCallister. Yes. One minute thing. Question number two. Lizzo, which by the way, we have a new song from Lizzo that we're going to world debut at the end of the show today. So it's new music Friday and we're doing a new Lizzo song. Lizzo opened up about her depression amid her sexual harassment lawsuit saying that at one point she didn't want to live. I want you to pick the Lizzo song out of the following choices. A. Pink, B. Taste, or C. That's so true? Pink. You got it. Yes. Two to nothing. The other songs were Taste was a

Sabrina Carpenter song, and That's So True is a Gracie Abrams song. Or Coco Jones. Okay, Coco Jones. Look at you. I know. Alright, question number three. Amber Portwood, Macy Bookout, Farrah Abraham, and Caitlin Lowell. What MTV reality show made these girls famous? Teen Mom. Yes! Three to nothing. Erica, good. Question number four. Last night, the NBA celebrated Steph Curry as he hit his 4,000th three-pointer. What NBA team does he play for? Golden State Warriors. Yes. Four to nothing. Michael. And question number five. Michael's still there. He's fixing the Doritos machine right now as we speak. Michael. They say Doritos. Question number five. I want you to listen to this question because you could have gotten this one right. Taylor Hansen celebrated his birthday today. He's celebrating his birthday. He turns 42. What's the name of the band that he is part of with his two brothers? Hanson. Yeah. There you go. Perfect score. To zero. Oh, my gosh. Yeah. You poor bastard. Hold on. Donna, what did you want to say? She's so dumb. Oh, come on. Oh, come on. I just can't. That is dumb. Go ahead. Don't do that to the guy. You know what? I said this. It's Friday. Nothing can make me angry today. I'm not going to get angry with the guy.

Love this guy. It's going to be great weather. Michael, you're going to look at this. You're going to look at this as your chance to just go eat for free on Mojo in the morning and go to Ford's Garage. Oh, sweet. You got a gift card. Oh, man, we love you, too. We love you, too. All right, Erica, Big 15 on Monday. We will see you on Monday, okay? Hang on.

It's Mojo in the mornings. Five is 6.55.

All right, give me a...

WKQI Detroit, WSNX, Muskegon, Grand Rapids, WVKS Toledo, three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning Live.

All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. Good to have you guys here with us. Love the fact that we get a chance to spend some time with you. And hopefully, if you can't spend enough time with us, but you want to come back and listen whenever you want to, you can do our podcast just go and make us your favorites on the iHeartRadio app search Mojo in the morning in the iHeartRadio app or wherever you like to get podcasts Mojo in the morning and then like us favor us download us whatever you got to do all right I want to bring something up here because I think that this is just too funny and I want to uh tell you that this audio comes thanks to pat my buddy pat from the uh the pat and aaron show down in tampa florida so pat works for the iheart radio uh you know company here that we work for it does a great morning or yeah morning uh sports show in tampa florida and uh pat was doing something that probably i should do a little bit more often i should probably jump on some of these teams meetings that they have in the afternoon where they'll teach you different things like how to code or how to like post things on your social media to get more traffic or how to tease something coming into a commercial break or out of commercial break they have these like meetings and stuff that they send us these emails for and I'll be quite honest with you I just delete and I was bad I should not be doing it well Pat is a he's a do-gooder and he's always trying to be better and those guys have a great show and it's because of this he jumped on a call a team's call and I think they were doing some kind of an internet thing it was like something about I don't know whatever it had to do with you know engagement or something so Pat was very busy because he was also going home and he was trying to take care of his family and so he's in his car doing the team's meeting while he's driving and listening to this team's meeting not realizing that he left his audio open and he didn't mute that because he had muted his video at the time and while he's driving there is a guy that is tailgating him the entire time that is like pissing him off and he's trying to get over to the side so this guy will just pass him so that pat won't have to worry about him so he can still drive safely and be watching or listening to this team's thing unfortunately pat who's got a a thick East Coast accent, starts swearing at the guy in the car. Take a listen to this audio.

One thing, we'll just dive a little bit deeper into each one of these things. You can move these words around. Like, if you didn't want though on its own line, you can just... Take me back, though. So see how... How great is that?

The guy says, move these words around. Oh, my gosh.

He's like, let me give you my own words.

My favorite is that it happened where it happened. Because in traffic is usually where, like, you got to be really careful of this whole thing, right?

For sure. But I love that the guy who's conducting the meeting is also laughing.

Yeah.

Like, he was like, at first, I think, wondering, is this guy referring, is he talking about me? One more time, because this is just too fun. And by the way, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I know we've done this topic a million times, but I know that there's probably a story that you didn't get a chance to tell us about. These Zoom meetings and Teams calls and all the rest of these things, these things have become so commonplace that it is amazing to me that people don't, the first thing that they don't do is mute and stop their video. Yeah. Although, somebody was telling me that there's companies that will ding you if you don't put your video up.

Yeah, you can't stop the video, but mute yourself.

Yeah, like, they don't want you. They want to know that you're, like, focused.

Yeah, you're engaged. It seems unprofessional.

And not driving around with an a-hole. What kind of car was that, Pat? I think we'll just dive a little bit deeper into each one of these things. You can move these words around. Like, if you didn't want the on its own line, you can just... ...for you to go. take me back we got to find out I got to figure out exactly who was that was putting that thing on because to me that is that's really good that is just so good I I've been on these calls million and one times and it's so funny because when you're on these calls I still think that people don't realize you're on them when you're here at the station like I was yesterday on one of these calls and I'm sitting here in the studio and I'm doing this and people just will walk in in the middle of you just doing it and they'll just randomly just go hey, when that girl talked about her, you know, teased falling out of her I'm like, wait a second, what are you talking about? You know? It's like somebody else coming in the studio and just randomly, I'm like, you gotta be careful because you never know who's on these things.

For sure. Right? And I feel like everybody's on them all the time around here. We need a lock on our door. My favorite

was the Walled Lake teacher who had her class on zoom and uh she went to the bathroom and the entire time that she was in the bathroom you could see her vagina because she had put her computer on the floor while she was sitting on the potty and it was literally focused right at her

that's where the child comes from by the way it was not a sex ed class too

Brittany, what's going on, Brittany? How you doing?

Good morning, guys. So I'm on a Zoom meeting every morning, every weekday, and we've had people, like, you know, come off mute constantly, of course, and we yell at each other about it. But then we've also had people, like, walk through the video completely naked, getting out of their shower, and we're like, why did you position the phone if you knew you were on Zoom and you knew you weren't going to be covered? And then we also have seats on it, too, and they're just walking through the video just completely naked. We're like, turn it off, turn it off. Yeah. And they just try to keep on going, and they just don't pay attention. So it's wild.

Isn't it interesting that it's like you have no idea that you're, you know. Well, and you've got to, I think you.

How can you be so unaware, though?

Well, I think you have to let the entire family or your roommates know that you're going to be doing this or doing it where you're facing a wall But the other problem is, too, you ever see this on this, Brittany, where people will do it, and they'll have, like, picture frames behind them, and they don't realize that the picture frames have a glare on them, and you can see what's in front of them.

Everything, yes. Reflection, yes. Yes, and you can see if they're on the toilet. We've had that happen before, too. No. Like, we can see the reflection in your glasses also. Don't forget that.

Yes, right. Exactly, the glasses, too, especially if you're wearing the shiny shades. What's up, Lily? What's up?

Hi. I have two separate ones. I don't know if you want to hear them both. Sure. I actually work in management at a hospital, and we do Zoom and Teams meetings absolutely all the time. So that's really, like, all that we use for different meetings. And then, so one of them, we actually joined the meeting, and usually my meeting thing will mute when I first get on there. So I'm like, that's fine. I can say whatever. So we joined, and me and my other co-worker in the room were like, wow, look how stupid they look with their new haircut. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, God, that's bad.

Yeah, they were on. We were live, and they could hear everything that we were saying. And they were like, hey, someone's on mute, mute. And I was like, oh, gosh, no. And then another guy, actually, we were on, like, a really big meeting for, like, the whole hospital system. This guy joined and actually he was on camera and didn't realize he was sitting there and has a very hairy chest and had no shirt on. We had like all of the big name people on there too, like the chief medical officer and everyone on there.

The best is the moment that they do realize and how they behave.

Or the best is the screenshot of everybody's face when they're all looking at it and their mouth is open like, what in the world? Brianna, what's going on?

Hi, good morning. How is everyone?

We're doing great, Brianna. What's up with you?

Good. So I used to work for an attorney's office. It was like a legal secretary. And, I mean, people show up in the craziest things. But, obviously, court became Zoom over the last few years. and this guy showed up to his court hearing like attorneys present with the judge in the bathtub.

Like, so long, like that.

Why, at that very moment, are you taking a bath? He did it, he did it. And he made sure leave some stress, I don't even know.

And what guy takes baths? I mean, guys taking baths are weird.

That honestly is still weird to me, unless you're an athlete, unless you're an athlete.

No, no, no, you can cold plunge, that's not cool, but you can't bath.

You can't bath? No, you can't. You cannot. Don't let them judge you. I'm judging you. I'm totally against men bathing. Really? In bathtubs. Thanks, Brianna. I appreciate it. Take care of yourself.

Shannon's Dirty coming up in less than 30. Give it some Mojo in the morning.

Mojo in the morning. So last night I had a charity function that I had to go to and then went out to dinner. Chelsea and I went out to dinner. And I got a couple of things to bring up with this thing. And I want to take a couple moments here to kind of give each one a little bit. Number one, we're driving and we're running a little bit late, okay? And I'm trying to make up some time. I'm using my Waze, you know, like that system that kind of tells you. But I know that there's one area by my house where Waze doesn't necessarily go down because it's like a private road. So I'm trying to maneuver, but I'm also at the time eating a banana. and so as I'm eating the banana and finishing the banana and I'm giving you too much information, I roll my window down and I just throw the banana out the

window. That's fine.

My wife literally started freaking out and she wanted me to stop the car turn around and go pick up the banana peel.

No, you're feeding the animals. That's what I've said. You know it's biodegradable. My wife

says, Megan, that a banana thrown out the window is like me throwing like a mcdonald's uh you know french fry container or no not comparable now did you throw it into somebody's yard uh i i kind of like threw it but i threw it on the side it was like i'm right on the side like the the road like the little walkway area now this is the time of year

where squirrels are hungry man they they can't find the nuts that they've been hiding and they ate all the ones that they had stored away sure that makes sense uh but you're helping no you're keeping animals alive see i think it depends on where you are i agree though if you're like in

a neighborhood wrong right yeah see i feel like there are certain things you can throw outside and then there aren't banana peel doesn't feel like animals are able to eat that maybe they are i feel like apple cores are the safest bet if you're gonna throw that out the window what's the difference between apple core and banana it's more easily digestible like you can chew How do you chew a banana peel?

Like apple core is actual food. Banana peel, not actual food.

Chelsea thinks that throwing a banana out the window would get me arrested by the police if the police saw that. And I was trying to explain to her that there is not a cop in this world, unless you're listening, that would ever pull somebody over for throwing a banana out the window. Like, I mean, could you imagine with crime out in this world that you're pulling over somebody for a banana being thrown out the window? There's no way.

I think you're fine.

I thought I was fine, too. But she was, like, so mad at me. Like, she didn't talk to me for, like, the rest of the ride. We were driving to Troy.

Yeah. Why do I love them so much? I do, too.

Texter here just said to me that I could go to jail for that. It could be in trouble for that. Mojo, you're disgusting. I can't believe you did that. Chelsea's right. That's 616.

A banana peel is, by the way, one of those things that you just don't want in your cup holder either. Even if you're like 20 minutes away from your destination, it's just gross. I get it.

Mojo in the morning, am I in the wrong for throwing the banana out the window? Hello. Good morning. Hello. Hi. Hello. Hello.

Banana. Welcome to my world. Welcome to Banana Talk.

Can I help you? Banana pills are edible. Thank you. That's all you wanted to say.

Oh, my good God.

That's all. Thank you. You're not allowed to get mad. That makes sense. Thank you, by the way. No, I'm glad I waited for them to say that. They stuck up for me.

It doesn't matter if the animals can eat it or not.

I'm sorry. No, I can't. No, you're just talking to yourself there for a second. Who are you talking to?

Oh, I thought I was talking to you. No, you know what he was?

He was on hold waiting for me to pick up, and he heard me saying, hello, what's going on? He just had a conversation with himself.

Oh, yeah, my bad.

What's going on, Noah?

Noah, I was just going to say that it doesn't matter if the animals can eat it outside because, like, bananas and apple cords, it all matters is if they're biodegradable. You know what I mean? Okay. All right.

So I'm okay. So Chelsea's in the wrong answer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're good.

Just say, Chelsea, you're wrong.

Somebody educate me. You're very wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, by the way say biodegradable. Yeah, like somebody tell me what does that mean if I throw a banana peel?

It's gonna decompose. It's gonna help the earth And to be fair lots of things are biodegradable. This one's gonna be pretty quick. Yeah, you know, I mean

And I agree with Megan. I think a wild animal or somebody's dog walking down the street is going to eat the thing. What's up, Dustin? How you doing? Good. And yourself? I'm doing okay, Dustin. I'm in the doghouse this morning all over a banana.

I heard that. Actually, I work as a dumpster driver, and I throw a banana peel out the window, you know, not thinking about it, whatever. um and actually it is considered litter because it's it's waste of food really but they but they can't pull you over can they i don't think so but if you actually look it up it actually says that it is a hazard to like i thought it was funny but it's a hazard to people that are walking

that seems like some bicycle cop yeah yeah paul blart what town were you in like somebody in a

cars and stop them but if they're on a bike they're gonna they're gonna pull i get it though because it's not decomposing right away so it's gonna sit there for a couple of weeks lindsey

what's up right it's litter good morning hi hi so actually a couple years ago when i was a smoker i was driving through pontiac one night and i flicked a cigarette butt out the window and next thing i knew i was getting pulled over and the cop pulled me over and asked me if i knew why and i said no and he goes i'm pulling you over for littering yeah and i asked him what do you mean I just flicked a cigarette butt out the window. And he's like, yeah, that's littering. And that was a $250 ticket. Honestly, I agree with that.

I absolutely agree with that. It should be considered littering. And by the way, am I the only irrational person that thinks when you flick your cigarette out the window, it's going to go under my car and blow up my car? Oh, I know. I get so nervous. I start praying.

I, by the way, that's interesting. I'm surprised in Pontiac that happens. It seems like there's crazier things going on in Pontiac than a cigarette out the window, but okay. Jessica, the cop is on the phone with us. I like it. All right, this is what Chelsea said. Ask on the air, and you'll get a police officer that will tell you. Tell me the official on this one here.

Good morning. So, yeah, I'm driving. I'm on patrol, and someone throws a banana peel out the window, hits my windshield. Oh. I pull them over, and she started crying and said she was on her way home from a funeral, but either way, she threw a banana peel on my windshield.

Oh, my God. Well, she hit your windshield. If they didn't hit your windshield, you wouldn't have pulled them over, though, right?

No, not for a banana peel, no.

What's the law on this, though? Is that your discretion to not pull them over, or should you have to pull them over?

No, you have discretion with these kinds of things. Because, I mean, banana peels, yeah.

What is the law?

What is the law? Yeah. All right. Well, thank you for the calls.

Technically, yeah. Technically, it's littering. Technically, it is, yes. Chelsea was right.

So do not throw it when you see a police officer around because you could get in trouble. The second thing I wanted to bring up, and this one is just minor, but the event that I went to was for this Patriots Day. It was for the judge that we had on the air with us last week. Remember, we were promoting the thing. So we went to this charity event. Oh, my nerds.

Wait, what do you mean?

They had, there was like adult men dressed in like reenactment costumes. No, they were dressed up as like, you know, President George Washington. Like with the hair? The white hair? John Henry. Oh, yeah. Yeah, and they were dressed in full-on outfits, and they were walking around just having normal conversations. Like they would walk up to you, and they were like, hey, so what's going on? I'm like, what in the world is going on here?

People get real into that.

And then they do like reenactments. And I found out that some of these guys are actually like they make a living doing this thing.

Well, I am so sick of people making fun of Disney adults when people like this exist.

Well, it's crazy because I started getting into this debate. We were with friends. We were with our friends Ryan and Samantha Lash. And we're having a conversation about, you know, reenactors and how these guys dress up like this. And then I said, yeah, somebody was telling me that they have like Game of Thrones nights and stuff like that. where people dress up and uh ryan brought up an interesting thing ryan was defending him because he loves you know he loves these guys and loves the judge that does this thing like it's one of his buddies and he's and he said it's not bad he goes think about this you guys in meaning guys go to uh games wearing jerseys and they're going they're going to the games that's pretty much You're going and doing that. You're reenacting at a game. You're dressing up like your favorite character.

No, when I go to a game, I have a jersey on. I'm not wearing the pads. I'm not wearing the cleats. And I'm not wearing the helmet. As a judge, you're going in full garb.

We are not the same. You're telling me at the Lions games, there's not guys that put on the full garb?

You're right. There are. I stand corrected. It's not like all of the women were wearing, like, corset. and all the other proper attire and the hoop skirts. Like, it's not fully done. I'm telling you guys that one of these days, like 10 or 20 years from now, you're going to go to holiday nights at Greenfield Village, and it's going to be me and that garb bacon bread. And I'm going to be explaining Christmas time in 1800. My grandparents took me to Greenfield Village. I remember saying when I grew up, I want to do that. I am. I love it.

Tell me, honestly, tell me that you won't do the nerd fest stuff.

fest stuff will you like no i i say that jokingly because i do love all the events at greenfield

village but like i wouldn't put it past my 60 year old and by the way judge warren so i never have to appear before you in a court of law and get sentenced to jail just because of the words i just said you did a great job last night that was phenomenal it was amazing it was a great event raised a lot of great money and stuff like that does he do traffic stuff uh he does not do traffic no he does he does bigger stuff no court and like no you do not want to no no no no but but the guy that was the guy that was like George Washington first off I said to the guy I go so who are you and he goes I'm George Washington like he looked at me like I turned off and I said to him I go oh I guess I do like have like you know I do have money with you on you know what I mean I felt kind of weird I would be the a-hole just quoting Hamilton of everybody

all night

Megan this was honestly where you should meet your next husband you know No. I'm telling you, you find a guy that you'd be married to Alexander Hamilton. What's going on, Dee? Are you there? It lies. Yes, how are you? Good. What's happening?

I got pulled over for throwing gum out the window, and the cop made me get out and find the gum with the flashlight. Are you serious? It took me about seven minutes, and he waited until I found it and put it in a wrapper and put it back in the car.

Have you ever thrown gum out your window since then?

Yes.

That's amazing, though, that he actually was like, it's almost like a move that a mom would do with you, right? That's unbelievable.

And I'm saying, a banana peel, I'd probably be arrested.

D, you know what he should have done? What teachers would do back in the day? They'd make you put the gum on the tip of your nose. I went to Catholic school, and if you had gum and you chew gum, you'd have to take the gum and put it on the tip of your nose.

They seriously did that?

Oh, yeah. It was abusive.

Yeah. Yeah, I went to Catholic school, too. You've got to watch out. Windows are wide open while snowflakes are hitting you.

That is true. It's funny. Oh, my God. It would be freezing in those classrooms. All right. Well, thank you for the call. Take care. In the next 15 minutes, you'll hear about this on Mojo in the Morning. All right. When we come back here in just moments, the last chance to win a trip to Disney World. We'll have that for you and Shannon with Breaking Dirty News. Coming up next. Don't go anywhere.

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Throwback Throwdown's coming up here in just a little bit. I got a thing to shout out real quick if I can. There is a auction that's going on for our friends in Toledo at iHeart Toledo and 92.5 KISS FM. An auction, a live auction is going to be going on now through 5 p.m. on Monday, May the 17th with a chance to win a Harley Davidson motorcycle, chance to win hundreds of dollars for you in spa gift cards. Nice. Actually, you know, more than a grand in spa gift cards. A car and a whole bunch more. If you go to bidontoledo.com, you can see all the details. So if you get a chance today, look at what they got. Bidontoledo.com. Go check that auction site out right now. Are you a Harley guy? Like, are you a motorcycle? I wanted to at one point in my life. I went through a period where I wanted to be a fisherman. I wanted to be... A cyclist. A cyclist, like bite, yeah. Wanted to see if I could...

you know, do all this stuff. Chelsea bought me a lesson to try to, a pilot's license. That was another one.

I could go, I could go on.

And then I realized I am a professional coucher. I sit on my couch. So I'm a good at that. Yeah. But that would be cool. It'd be cool to own something like that. What's going on, Shannon and the Dirty?

So Justin Bieber telling fans that he has always felt unworthy despite hundreds of people in his life telling him he is enough over the years. shared a really heartbreaking message on Instagram yesterday writing that people always told him he deserved everything that he has been given in life but he still felt like a fraud despite their kind words and he wrote he felt sneaky because if people knew how judgmental or selfish he really was he doesn't think that they would see him the same way excuse me and he told his fans if any of them any of us feel the same way we are not alone because he feels unequipped and unqualified most days it was just a really it was a very vulnerable and very raw real post but it just kind of made you go oh you feel sorry for him and whatever he's going through right now i'm also hearing while we're talking about bieber that he and hayley are maybe thinking about moving to europe to get out of Hollywood and away from all of the noise. And that gossip is coming from a source who claims she was contacted by Justin and Haley to help find them a home somewhere in Europe.

I wish he'd have some new music out. I would love to hear some new music. I agree. He doesn't sound like he's in the right headspace, though, for that.

What do you think this does? Lately in the news, he's been talking about his potential drug addiction and if he's going through that. Reading that post, how do you feel like that post kind of gives us any insight into whether or not you know how he's

doing i just think i mean we all have our highs and lows and he it sounds like he's in a low and i don't know if that means that he's i think mentally he's just grappling with a bunch of stuff i don't know if that means that he's doing i mean we know he's smoking pie he's been posting that over and over that i don't know if it's anything more than that but he's struggling with something or things for sure the latest in the ditty drama his legal team alleging that cnn altered the hotel security footage of him beating Cassie Ventura back in 2016. The video that we all saw and were shocked by a letter to the judge from Diddy's attorneys claims that all CNN video footage was substantially altered in significant respects. This includes covering the timestamp and then changing the video sequence. It also includes speeding up the video to make it falsely appear that the actions in the video are taking place faster than they are. As a result, the CNN videos do not fairly and accurately depict the events in question now I read that statement yesterday and I go that doesn't change the fact that he was beating her right you just beat her slower okay Cassie's lawyer said it is not surprising that Diddy would make this argument to attempt to exclude the video from being shown to the jury in his upcoming trial which is set to kick off in May he said in confidence again he being Cassie's attorney that the video accurately represents what happened that day and will absolutely be admitted

as evidence tmz live says that they're that also that they tried to destroy the total video cnn

tried to destroy the whole everybody assumed this video was going to be a really important part of the federal case even though he's not being charged for this the prosecution wanted to play this video to the jury in the federal case i do not think that's going to happen because cnn according to the defense altered this video before it aired it and has now destroyed the original now here's the

thing why would they destroy the original i don't know i don't think it was intentional right i don't know but here's the thing if that video was altered in any way it will be kicked out as evidence i know this from watching way too much crime tv and listening to too many crime podcasts so they will not be be able to use it as evidence to show a jury but at this point i feel like the majority of people have seen this thing already. So it's already in their brain. That's what I'm saying. A week ago

the big news was that his lawyer what's it called? Renounced himself from the trial? He removed himself from the dissolution.

In which he can be disbarred for doing that. He has a lot of attorneys.

If this is their defense strategy, no

wonder. But the attorney that did it was the one who defended oh my god.

Who that? Let's play

a game. Was it Saddam Hussein or was it? Oh, we coming in hot. No, it was one of the people involved with, like, 9-11. Was it Osama? Maybe Osama. It was Bin Laden. Okay, one of them. One of them. But, yeah, that was the guy who dismissed himself. Isn't the other big thing in this case, though, they have video footage from all of those freak-offs? I believe they have some. Okay. Yes. So, even...

This isn't like the only video evidence. And again, everybody's already seen it. Right. Shout out to Steph Curry this morning. 4,000 three-pointers. He achieved that feat last night.

Curry fought about three. He'll put up a three. There it is! Number 4,000! A shot for the ages from a player for the ages.

Kevin Hartland. Dang. Love that guy. He's a legend. He does such a great job announcing games.

And lastly, an American Airlines plane caught on fire at Denver International Airport yesterday. It was traveling from Colorado Springs to Fort Worth, Texas.

This morning, yet another dramatic scene at a U.S. airport. An American Airlines plane bursting into flames after landing in Denver. Passengers climbing onto the wing as smoke surrounded the plane.

It is a little disturbing to see almost maybe 50 or 70 people standing on that wing.

Alexandria Cullen shared this video after she says her mother escaped the burning plane

passengers running through smoke and haze we saw probably a couple dozen people coming down

the slide and running away it was it was pretty scary this was a very uh thick black uh black smoke even in um all the times that I've been flying I've never seen anything like that the

Boeing 737 was headed to Dallas but was diverted shortly after leaving Colorado Springs when the

crew reported engine vibrations. We just have a high engine vibration so we are cruising slower

than not all. The plane touching down safely in Denver but the engine caught fire as the plane was taxiing. All 172 passengers and six crew members evacuated. Twelve passengers had to be

taken to the hospital. This was a situation involving a mechanical malfunction of the engine in flight. Fortunately, the crew did exactly the right thing and got the airplane on the ground.

A series of recent crashes in Washington, Philadelphia and Toronto and other close calls have rattled air travelers. Ticket sales are down. Delta's CEO recently saying a renewed fear of flying has caused a lot of shock, but experts remind us flying is still one of the

safest ways to get anywhere. This actually shows you how well the system does work. pilots were able to get the airplane on the ground uh the fire department got the flames

out as fast as they started to see six people were transported to the hospital for evaluation

everybody was able to exit though i've never seen them saying like hey you got to your destination even though you had to stand on the wing of a plane and it was on fire so like they didn't get

there they they took off from colorado springs and landed in denver but i but i uh but i will tell you that the the idea that or the visual of seeing them on the wing i've never seen that

before yeah that's crazy hey for all of today's dirty you can catch up by checking out the podcast search mojo in the morning in the free iHeartRadio app do you think that they were able to be up

long enough to be able to get a snack drinking foods and stuff celebrity how about a spring

denver now is mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30. I always love when they do the announcement

on a plane and they go keep your knees in the uh in your you know aisle or something like that They always yell at you and stuff.

It's usually me. It's my elbow and my head because I've fallen asleep over the armrest.

Have your order ready. They talk to you. It's funny. You spend $500 on a plane ticket, and they yell at you like you're a child. All right. Winner of a $50 cash card and a qualification to go to Disney is Katie. Katie, congratulations to you. Congratulations, Katie.

Shut up.

Where are you from, Katie?

Ann Arbor.

I love it. We have all the qualifiers ready to go. You're going to be here with us. Katie from Ann Arbor. We're putting it down here. So you hang on right there, okay?

Okay.

All right. I'm going to grab a long time. Timpani. I don't know. Drum roll. And the winner of a trip to go to Disney World, a Disney World vacation, is... is Caitlyn from Wayne. Congratulations, Caitlyn. You're the grand prize winner. Caitlyn. Yes. You are going to Disney World. You've got a family vacation for four. Congratulations to you. Oh, my God.

Thank you guys so much. This is crazy.

Caitlyn, I do not remember you just from your name, but will you reminisce with us and tell us a little bit about who you're taking with you?

My five-year-old son and my 11-year-old daughter. I'm the one that called that has a problem with the engine. Oh, my God.

And you had a vacation planned and had to cancel it, right?

Yeah.

Caitlin, you're going to Disney World. Congratulations.

Thank you guys so much. I could literally cry right now. Get that engine fixed and go on vacation. That is such a cool thing. If you remember, it was last week. What day was that? Like Wednesday or Thursday of last week? Yeah, it was Wednesday. That's incredible, Caitlin. That's awesome. You're going to Disney World. I want you to hang on the phone for just one second so we can get every bit of the information out to you. Congratulations to you. Enjoy. Thank you so much. Tag us in pictures. We want to see pictures, okay? Make us jealous. I will for sure. All right. Hang on the phone for just one second. It's Mojo in the morning. Shannon, you just have friends that just recently came back from a vacation. They went on a little getaway and one of your friends found out on this vacation that they were allergic to something that

I didn't know you could be allergic to. Okay. So this is crazy. So my girlfriend, I don't know if she wants me to say her name. So everybody's aware that this has been happening, but I would say for the better part of the past year, she's been getting these weird rashes all over her body, mostly on her hands and her fingers and I'm talking red bubbly just yucky rashes that would not go away with the Benadryl cream the cortisone whatever she's gone to various dermatologists and everybody kept telling her it's just eczema it's psoriasis it's whatever she's done everything that you could possibly think of to get rid of this but nobody could actually tell her what it was so like she would just go in and out of having this rash all over her body so she goes on vacation with her family and comes back and it is raging and at this point it's all over her body and she cannot figure out what it what it is she finally goes to a doctor that said you are allergic to the sun and she had just been in the sun because she was at a warm weather destination so she'd been in a bathing suit for the better part of a week and now like moving forward she's like what am i supposed to do that i'm allergic to the sun not go outside isn't that the craziest

allergy i didn't know you could be allergic to some but i guess you could have you know have

issues uh from it right and i've had some weird allergies but this one to me just like takes the

cake can she wear sunscreen or something like that to keep from it she did that's what she did but i wonder if there's like a certain spf that's that sounds uh like that would be a hard thing to be allergic to because what do you do like even just driving in your car with the it's crazy windows for sure be crazy yeah that's why what's what was the what's the craziest allergy that you

have well so um i i went through a period of being very very allergic to latex and so if i um even if i wore a swimsuit that had in a lot of pretty much all swimsuits have latex in the like the lining um i would get a rash it would it looked like the outline of the bathing suit on my body and it would bubble up and then eventually after a couple of days it would be it would cover my

entire body wow yeah by the way you do bubble up one more time and i'm gonna say that moist

panties is not as bad that moist panties doesn't bother me bubble up makes me like really but that's what it is it's not a flat rash it's it's big it's gross like a blister yes yeah like a

bubbling up blister i don't have any allergies i would say i'm blessed and i'll be like people who are allergic to grass that to me that's the same as the sun like how do you live literally

like how do you live how do you not i'm actually allergic to grass if i lay in grass and roll

around i get a rash people say that yeah a lot of a lot of people too also have like hay fever and things like that can't even be outside for a little bit without sneezing everybody thinks

it's weird that i'm allergic to avocado that is weird it's very very specific avocado so i can't have in that like family i have no idea but now everything's cooked in avocado oil that's supposedly the healthier alternative so i have to constantly be the annoying person that asks at

restaurants what kind of oil do you cook your food in but like your friend i couldn't imagine not being able to go outside and enjoy my day without breaking out in a rash yeah and she will

it's not like she can't go outside she has to go outside but at what cost how about how about like

you know like think about it what's the most debilitating of them i feel like the people with the peanut allergies have the most debilitating because there's peanuts in everything

My cousin, Gerard, who you know, Gerard and Christina, he has a peanut allergy and he has to walk around with an EpiPen. He's at the bar one day and he's having fun with his cousins and his friends. Shout out to Chris and Jensen. And they're making friends with the bartender. Bartender's like, I love you guys. I'm going to give you guys a shot. Like, drink some of me. It was a peanut butter, like, shot. Oh, geez. And he asked right before he drunk it and was like, hey, what's in this? And she's like, peanut butter. He threw it away. Like, are you trying to kill me?

Hey, Lisa, what's going on?

I was diagnosed in my 20s with a cold allergy. Cold? So if I go outside, I break out in hives like anywhere, even if my skin is not exposed to the cold.

Man, that's what allergy I want. Do you live in Michigan? I think I got that too.

live here i'm moving yeah let's get out of here let's go i'm out you and i yeah it's called it's called urticaria from the allergist i have never heard of that before how cold does it have to be before it's the allergy good question it doesn't even have to be like i could hold a cold like soda bottle on my skin and i break out in a hive that's wild like if you're just carrying a soda in

man i would be always uncomfortable you know yeah it's itchy and it gets it gets worse as you get shoulder that's not wow all these calls here are people that are allergic to the sun yeah

who's who's this i did not realize that that was even what's going on what's your name

hi gabby gabby you got a sun allergy

no i'm actually allergic to the cold too i found out on my 24th birthday when um right after covet happened when all the seating was like only outdoors for restaurants and my birthday was in january my uh dad actually my family thought it was a seafood allergy because it was the first time i had like that specific fish yeah and my dad felt terrible because he recommended it to me and my mom's like you are breaking out into hives all over your face wow that's wild so it's another

one of those ones where you the outdoor exposure to the uh to the cold get you what's up michael How you doing, buddy, Mike?

Good. Yourself?

Doing okay, man. We're talking about the crazy allergies. I'm allergic to bad collars, so don't be a bad one. Give me a good story here. What's going on?

Yeah, I'm allergic to almost anything that grows out of the ground. Really? So if I touch grass, pine trees, any sort of bush, I'll start breaking out in crazy hives.

What about, like, fruits and vegetables? How do you play recess?

That's nothing. It's just, like, trees and plants. I don't know what it is, but if I touch them, I break out in hives.

That is weird. So you just cannot, you cannot pick, are you telling me this?

So you get out of mowing the grass and doing any sort of landscaping at your house.

Are you sure you're not lying?

Yes. No, I'm not lying. Anytime I mow the grass, I start having an asthma attack because of the smell of the fresh cut grass.

Wow. That's tough, man. That's a tough one. That's worse than a peanut allergy.

No, see, I like that because I don't like being outside and I would love to have a justification for it.

How would you go on walks? You couldn't do anything.

I think an excuse to stop working out would be nice.

Sandra, what's up?

Hi. I think I might have the craziest one. So when my cousin was a toddler, he was diagnosed with being allergic to himself.

Himself? What? Come on, explain that.

Yeah, so if he would sweat, if he would cry, he would break out in crazy hives all over his body. If he sweated, especially in the summer, it would get so much worse, he would actually have trouble breathing. Wow. That is insanity. I have never heard that before. He eventually outgrew it, but he had to have, like, an EpiPet on him at all times.

Bubble Boy.

So it was pretty crazy. Yeah, basically.

It's funny, because it seems like that would be one of those ones where people would say, you know, does he just have anxiety or something like that? But, oh, this would be a horrible allergy. Kia, what are you allergic to?

Oh, I am allergic to chocolate. Good morning, everyone. Good morning. I went to school with a girl who was allergic to chocolate. That sucks. that's the worst white chocolate dark chocolate any type of chocolate i can't even eat red velvet

because that's part of chocolate what the heck so what do you eat if you have one dessert gummies

what do you that too um no um i eat like cheesecake or ice cream okay not bad yeah

is it when you say chocolate is it also like anything with that cocoa in like if you have cocoa in anything yes because there's a lot of the last times where people even like vanilla ice cream could have cocoa in it so you got to be careful sometimes yeah my husband um usually

gets like the vanilla bean and i told him he can't get that anymore because trying to kill you yeah i told him he's trying to get my life insurance money

kia kia my wife says she's allergic to oral and i don't understand what she means by that Do you know anything?

Dentistry. Dentistry. Yeah, exactly. You know these songs? Play along with the Throwback Throwdown. Mojo in the Morning's Throwback Throwdown. This morning at 8 on Mojo in the Morning.

Excited for tomorrow. We're going to be going to Grand Rapids aboard, ready for this, the Planet Fitness Party Bus. Yeah. We will be headed to hang out with our friends at Irish Off Ionia. We'll give you a chance to get in with VIP passes coming up in our 8 o'clock hour. But if you'd like to come and hang out with us and you want to pre-buy your tickets so you don't have to wait in lines and stuff like that, go to irishoffionia.com. So irishoffionia.com. And we'll be there tomorrow morning bright and early. So it starts early. It starts early in the morning, like 9 o'clock or something like that. And we'll be broadcasting live on 104.5 SNX. So make sure that you listen as we broadcast from that party bus, along with Mike and Schmitty, who will be there live at Irish Off Ionia. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning Show. This is actually a good topic. What did your kid learn at school? uh kev's son josiah came home with something very interesting that he learned yeah and i'm gonna do

like the uh the women in my life tell me i'm gonna keep it cute so i'm not gonna tell you the full extent of what happened because it may not be safe for radio but josiah is in an art class he goes to an art school and they were participating with clay this particular day and josiah sitting at a table maybe three or four other students around him guys and girls and one of the guys that's sitting next to him has the clay and he wants to mold it a certain way that would require him to need water. Okay. So they don't have water in the class or maybe they shouldn't have had water to do whatever he wanted to do. He's like, I need to go get some water. Josiah's like, why don't you just spit on it? Not sure if that was the best thing to do, but that was Josiah's suggestion. And then one of the students has a conversation with Josiah about being a spitter.

Oh, geez. so josiah says it innocently yeah 11 years old meaning 12 12 oh sorry 12 years old by the way he is definitely more innocent than most 12 year olds very innocent but he should be yeah it's amazing that he is with a dirty sob dad i thank god he's got his mom right 12 year olds like

listen am i naive this one did and josiah is like you know what are you talking about and other kids understanding he's innocent they're like don't tell him don't tell him and josiah's like no tell me and then they finally tell him and oh god did he come home and tell you everything and i recorded it too oh no i had of course i had oh my god is this is this like the art class where it's

different ages or is this so this is different ages but i'm with the sixth graders so this is

a sixth grade girl yes wow and what did you think when she said this like what i think was what no What did you think when she said that?

I was like, wow. That, she just completely, just no censor, no, no, like not, she didn't even try to like censor. She just said it. I was like, wow. She just said it. First of all, I didn't know what it was, and now I do, and I wish I didn't.

You can tell he's so nervous talking to you just by the way he's saying his words.

He's just pausing, hesitating. Oh, my gosh. He didn't know if he should say the word. Oh, my gosh. These kids, man, they are explicit.

Can I tell you something? So we've been like the barf household all week, right, as this norovirus makes its way through everybody. And Smith was the one that had it first. And so Lucy was so sweet and so helpful to her little brother. I just love her to pieces. And so at one point, he is barfing into the bucket. And you know how you – I said to him, I go, do you need some water to, like, swish around and get the taste out of your mouth? And Lucy goes, Smith, just, like, go, huck, tch.

Oh, no.

And I looked at her. I go, where did you learn that word? And she named some kid on our swim team. I was like, we don't see that.

Look at my face. She probably knew. It was not good. I almost fell over.

The thing that is so cute is that Josiah, though, still was like, I wish I didn't know it. You know what I mean? And I remember, it wasn't, you would think that I would have been in the dirty one when I was in school. I wasn't. Even with older brothers and sisters, and I was like the innocent one, you know who it was? It was the only kids. The only children were the ones. Really? No. Yes.

My brother was on a travel hockey team, and they were all six years older than me. The things that was coming out of my mouth, wild.

Well, these kids were only kids, and their parents would talk in front of them like they were adults, like grown-ass adults.

That makes sense.

And the kids would talk about stuff. And I, like, I will never forget the kid that, like, told me, like, full on, like, you know, his parents explaining, you know, him. And it's like, oh, my God. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. Now, the funny thing is the difference between, you know, Kev as a dad and some other people as dads. Most dads would call the school and say, I just want you to know, or most moms would do that probably. You're like, let me record it and then bring it up as a radio conversation.

Kat, you are officially a part of this show. Amen. I'm a misfit.

It's official. But I guess you got to keep it clean. But I never will ever forget the kids that.

like cried, cried when they were told by kids in school.

Secrets, magical secrets.

Like the kids, and that was like the worst ever. Like the stuff that these kids will do. And it's always the kids want to tell you.

Honestly, I'm more mad about those conversations than I am about the other, like Josiah's conversation he had.

What's up, Shanitra?

I'm sorry, I accidentally called. Oh, wait a second. Hold on. It's an accident? No, no, no. No, no, no.

How do you do that? No, no, no. What other number starts with 844?

What did you do?

She's been calling. Come on.

Shanitra.

I'm not always calling.

How do you think Kevin should have handled that when Josiah comes home and the girl's teaching him about something that, which by the way, watch out. This girl will be his prom date later in life. What's going on? What do you think Kevin should have done?

should have felt like who is this girl and her mama contact her and ask her questions like you

know like address the mother although although kevin's single maybe he call up and see if the

mom's single is that would be great is that the right thing to do because i feel like you can't you can't police the whole school and who knows what these kids are learning and unfortunately

i think this is a really normal conversation for these kids to have you think so yeah i think this is the age where older siblings start saying things in front of the younger ones the internet is a thing they are exploring they're more comfortable talking with each other yeah really yeah i agree i learned i learned about a lot of sexual things at that age from just conversations

with other kids how how old was it when you when you learned it was it was it middle school is that i feel like that's when you start having these conversations yeah for sure when did you look

First look at your magazines or whatever the case was.

Well, no, it wasn't magazines. It was squiggly lines on cable. They had the adult channels. They used to have the adult channels that were up there, and it was squiggling. Every now and again, you'd go, a nipple.

No, don't lie. It was the Sears catalog and the bra section.

No, no, I definitely had that. And Victoria's Secret catalog, too. This is the other one, too. Man, you'd get that. Your sister would get that. She'd be like, who took my Victoria's Secret catalog? Tommy. you know what's up amanda how you doing good how are you good what's going on yeah i love it

so um my son's really innocent too about 12 and he's like mom why is everyone laughing all the time at the number 69. Oh, no. Oh, no. 59. Yeah. Oh, no. I don't think that's mom's job to tell you.

Come on. Come on. You had to tell them, mom. You have to explain that. Okay. Do you ever explain

that? Because when I was younger, I loved Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, right? And they would go, what's your favorite number? 69, dudes. And I would quote that all the time because I thought they said it funny and my dad would be like stop please for the love of god stop saying it was illicit but i didn't know why amanda did you ask him if this was like math class where

this happened in or what did you do i don't know he watches youtube videos and stuff so some of the commentators said it or kids at school which is what you answer with is something that your dad

and i will never do that's how you answer any of those questions all right thank you for the call We'll talk to you later. Mojo in the morning. Lydia, I need Mike's color for the board. Got to get him on the board here today. This is actually kind of interesting. Everybody's tied right now. So we got a four-way tie literally in wins in 2025 so far with the throwback throwdown. It hurts. It's Mojo in the morning show. Got a lot to get to this morning. What are we doing for a prize for a – since we did Pistons this time. Oh, this is good. How would you like to see Neo and Mary J. Blige and Mario together? Speaking of throwbacks, those are like, that's what, circa 2000 to 2010 or something like that?

Even before you go to 90s, if you include some of the old Mary J. bops.

Yeah.

Bops. Damn bops.

My life. Stop playing with me. No, it was real love. Real love. We're talking about the real love. And then Mario. Oh, my gosh. Let me love you? Crying out for me? Braid my hair? Now you're going too deep. Just a friend? Oh, just. I forgot about just a friend.

I mean, Mario needs to know. I want to know your name, man. Wait, what? Just a friend. I was making a joke.

Just a friend.

Friend, 2002 edition. You ready for me? There you go. Come on. This is a cranky. Yeah, it's a good song. This is my, I'm about to go karaoke on this one. Yeah. Play as a bass, Mark. Yeah, that's it. That is good. Hold on, hold on. Oh, that's a better song. That's a much better song. Will there be babies being born? Why not? After this night?

All right.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. 95th caller, we're going to set you up with tickets while Shannon's doing the Dirty. You got a chance to win. Good luck to you.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, what's trending, Shannon, in the Dirty on the 30? I can't believe it's Friday already.

Thank God. It's been the longest week. I know, it has. Thank God.

You've had everybody sick in your house?

Yeah.

It's been crazy, huh? Yeah.

All right, so we'll start with Luzzo. This clip is making the rounds this morning. Lizzo opening up at her show in L.A. this week, talking about how she struggled with major, major depression after getting hit with those sexual harassment lawsuits from her backup dancers back in 2023. She actually admitted at one point that things got so dark, she didn't want to live anymore.

About a year and a half ago, I think so. I was talking. I was in such a dark, deep depression. I was so heartbroken by the world and so deeply hurt that I didn't want to live. And I was so deeply afraid of people that I didn't want to be seen. and eventually i got over that fear and i went to a concert and i like this and as i was walking through the crowd to get to my spot something miraculous happened somebody who i didn't know looked at me and said lizzo i love you and they reached out and i reached back and we hugged and it felt so damn good. And then it was 10 people and it was 100 people and it was 1,000 people and then it was 10,000 people showering me with love and support and reaching out and allowing me to reach back out and embracing me. And it was life saving.

Yeah, she said that experience at that show pushed her to change her perspective and gave her the will to live.

I have a new Lizzo song to come out in just a little bit too, by the way. We're going to be playing that, I don't know, maybe 10 o'clock, I think, today. We'll kick it off for the very first time. It's a new music

Friday. Investigators are still searching for Sudiksha Konaki, a University of Pittsburgh student who went missing on a spring break trip to Punta Cana last week. Minnesota college senior and wrestling star Joshua Reib is the person of interest in this case. Difference from a suspect, but he refused to answer several key questions as he described the final moments, his final moments with Sudiksha before

she just vanished. So we do need to make clear that a person of interest is not a suspect here. There are no criminal charges at this time, but clearly there is someone important with information on the case and there are concerns around that person. The new piece of evidence is surveillance video. The video obtained by the Dominican Republic news site Noticias seen from last Thursday, March 6th, at around 4.30 in the morning, showing 20-year-old Sudiksha Kananki with friends and a young man. Now, authorities say that after a walk to the resort's beach early that morning, the friends later returned Kananki and the young man staying behind.

Josh's story is that a wave hit them while they were about waist-deep in the water talking and kissing. He says he saved her from going underwater. Everything was fuzzy because he was drinking. He had vomited at one point. A hotel spokesperson saying red flags, which indicate that the sea did have a strong current and very high waves at that time, were flying at the time of Sudiksha's disappearance.

I just don't understand why in the beginning he wasn't a person of interest, why all of a sudden now he's a person of interest. Because if he's the last person with her, you're the person of interest. I don't care if you say that you passed out on that beach. You cannot claim that, you know, oh, I just passed out. I don't know where she's at. but then claim that you two went in the water together that late at night?

And not answer certain questions that authorities are asking and just saying my attorney told me not to. I don't know.

They say his story's changed like three or four times, too. Now you say he's from the University of Minnesota. She's from the University of Pittsburgh.

He's from St. Cloud University in Minnesota, St. Cloud College or St. Cloud University.

So they're from two different universities.

Do we know they knew each other beforehand?

I don't believe they did. I think they met down there.

I think they met on vacation.

The wild thing, you know, about everything that's been going on is they've reportedly allowed him to go back home to Minnesota, which there's no way that he's going to be going back, you know? My bad. So.

Okay. Tiger Woods is dating Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife, Vanessa Trump. They both share a passion for golf. Vanessa, a golfer. Her daughter, Kai, by the way, committed to play college college call for the University of Miami. But this is nothing new. They've actually been seeing each other for the past couple of months. But over the past couple of weeks, the paparazzi has spotted them together. So obviously they are very much in a relationship. And congrats. Speaking of relationships, goes out to NFL wide receiver DK Metcalf. He just announced that he is engaged to Normani. Do you remember the group Fifth Harmony? Oh, yeah. I love Fifth Harmony.

And Normani had the song with Khalid.

Yes. So the two-time Pro Bowler announcing that happy news yesterday at his introductory press conference with his brand new team, the Pittsburgh Steelers.

It was my sister's spring break and just thought about getting the whole family together just for a big kumbaya and, you know, joining our families, you know, with the ring.

What if?

Proposed with everybody around. She was there, by the way, showing off her ring.

What if Russell Wilson comes back to the Steelers and they don't sign Aaron Rodgers? Then you've got him with Normani and you've got Russell with Sierra.

And fun fact, Russell and Sierra actually introduced them. Did they? Yeah. That's a throwback show.

They FaceTimed each other and there's a picture going around on social with Sierra, Russell, Normani, and DK holding the ring. Wow. And DK also just signed a four-year, $132 million contract.

That's a nice contract.

What a week.

For all of today's Sturdy, for all of this week's Sturdy, catch up by searching Mojo in the Morning in the totally free iHeartRadio app.

Celebrity Dirt. Directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Sturdy on the 30. Number one in Detroit. Number one in Toledo. Number one in Muskegon. Number two in Grand Rapids. Come on, GR. Mojo's not above paying you to listen. Help him get to number one so he can feed his family. This is Mojo in the Morning.

We're going to be out campaigning tomorrow, just like an election in Grand Rapids. We've got to get number one in Grand Rapids. All right, here's the deal. We're going to be out tomorrow. We're going to be hanging downtown Calder Plaza. That's where Irish off Ionia is going to be. I love that that's what they called it because it had to get moved off of Ionia.

It's very literal. It is.

Simplicity is genius. And that's why they were able to do the irishoffionia.com website. So if you want to go there right now, you can get tickets. Or, you know what, call if you want to win tickets. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Can we do something real quick, though, Lydia? I would like to hear everybody's Irish accent. Because Irish people love when you imitate them. Why is it that Irish people can't, we can get away with making fun of Irish people, but you can't do an Asian accent or you can't throw in a Spanish accent or you can't sit there and talk like you're trying to be black. If you do that, you would be considered racist. Because it's white. But the Irish, we can make fun of the Irish. Not all Irish are white. I know a couple of yellow ones, a couple of pale pinks.

Oh, my God.

They look like they've drank too much and they've lost some of their intestinal fortitude.

You can do Irish, Scottish, British, French. You can do Italian. You can do the white ones. That's it. Yeah.

You can only make fun of white people. The whites have it made. Why is it? Why is it that you can make fun of us white people, Kevin?

Because y'all got everything else.

Oh, man.

That's right.

Here's what I want. I want to put people on the line, though. The only person that's going is the person with the best Irish accent, though, okay? Lydia, this is it. The only person that's going is the person with the best Irish accent. Oh, okay. All right. Sean is contestant number one. Sean, I want to hear your Irish accent. Hold on. Let me do it this way. Ah, ta-ta-ta-ta. There it is.

There it is.

This is Sean O'Callaghan. Sean. Actually, it's Sean Patrick. Oh, I like that. Sean.

I like it.

Sean, let me hear your ah, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.

That's pretty. That's pretty.

Sean's a possibility. Hold on one second, Sean. Hold on. Chandler. Chandler. Hey, what's up? No, no. Come on. I want to hear your Irish accent, Chandler. Chandler. Hello? Chandler.

You're losing, buddy.

Chandler, are you there? You're losing, buddy. I'm here. I'm here. Where are you, Chandler?

Hang up the phone, mother...

I'm driving to Warren. Let me hear your Irish accent. All right, Métis. What? That's a Métis. Hang up right now.

Bro, different kind of gold. You lose. Good day, sir.

Alvin, let me hear your Irish accent, Alvin. Come on, that was funny Not as good, though, as Sean Sean was better than you, but hold on one second, Alvin Hold on, I like it, where are you from, Alvin? Detroit Do more, Alvin, do more, do more real quick Oh my god, so you sound like a big city Irish guy Yeah, give us a little bit more than that

all right hold on one second sean was still the best miranda let's get a woman in here

a pretty girl miranda oh god

oh i like it that was good no it wasn't why what was wrong with that why do you got to be so judgmental it's a friday because my favorite disney channel movie was the luck of the irish It's Eddie, boy.

Ah, hello, Miranda. How are you, beautiful?

Good. How's this fine day treating you?

All right, come on. She just went country. I like it. Hold on a second. Hold on. Sean, meet Miranda. You guys got to talk to each other in an Irish accent together.

Top of the morning to you. Good. How are you doing?

Are you single, Miranda? No. Oh, it's too bad. It's too bad that Sean and Miranda weren't, like, single and we can have them meet together, you know, and hang out. Both of you guys are going. We're giving you guys both the outfit tickets. Congratulations to you guys. Yes. Yeah. I feel bad. I almost feel like Alvin should get some, too, just for, you know, being Chandler. No way. Chandler's a no-go on that one. Congratulations to you guys. Irish off Ionia tomorrow. We're going to be there. We're going to be riding aboard the Planet Fitness Party Bus. Can I hear you say Planet Fitness Party Bus? Planet Fitness Party Bus. Party Bus.

Planet Fitness Party Bus.

Yeah.

The judgment-free zone. It's getting better.

All right. Hold on one second, guys. Hold on. We're going to get you set up, okay?

All right. Okay.

All right. I like these guys. I like them. all right what else uh any other business that i gotta get to this weekend are we bringing um

what are we bringing on the bus tomorrow this is very important business they gave us they gave us

booze uh they are or actually it was funny i don't think they could give us technically booze because it would be illegal for them so they gave us like our our seltzers and beer and things like that okay okay so they gave us that i'm bringing the booze though you know i'm gonna have that and We've got to thank Top Notch, Limo, and Party Bus. Mike's our driver tomorrow, so Mike's going to be driving us. So that's going to be fun. So it'll be a good time. All right. It is Mojo in the morning. This is actually kind of, in a little ways, funny for me. Not funny for Megan. But Megan had to have a maintenance guy come to her place, her apartment. And she thinks that the maintenance guy did something in her apartment while he was fixing it.

I think he dutied in my apartment while I was at home. He definitely used the toilet, for sure. Dutied! And this is like the scariest thing that can happen to you when you come home as a girl that lives alone. Because I walked into my bathroom, which, by the way, I totally forgot maintenance was coming in. So to my maintenance man. Sorry. Because my place was a mess. Please don't report me. But I walked into my bathroom and the toilet seat was up. And I went, I think there's been a man here. And then I went, is there currently a man here? And ran through my entire apartment. Thinking, okay, this is how we get murdered. There's going to be a man in the closet. And the warning sign was the toilet seat was up. But even if you did use my toilet, which I'm on the fence about because I get so mad at Shannon when she says people can't use her bathroom. I think that's so rude. I'd only poop. As soon as it happened to me, I went, oh, wait, I think I understand. But even if you did happen to use it, even if it was emergency, whatever, why are we leaving the seat up? Put it down.

he left it wait what was he fixing what was the point of his so they my maintenance people come

in every three months now they do this they say to clean out our filters on our um washing machines we have uh in-unit washer dryer combos that need to be cleaned out because they're like they don't have a vent system so they have to

in and like clean out all like i don't have a lint tray so they have to come do it okay um and like essentially take it apart and then uh they do all of our air filters what do i really think is happening they're doing apartment checks to make sure we're not destroying the place

or here because you're not supposed to are you supposed to have animals we can have animals and

i i don't even have my dog full-time i have her part-time but i pay for her full-time so she

abides by the rules he does not he uses but i thought to myself one time when i was uh having and some guys come fix my house and they were there for a period of time, they have had to have used my bathrooms because there's no way that these guys are at my house for that long of a time and not going.

But there's a bathroom in the building for him. You know what I mean? How far away, though? Because if I'm working and I got to go, do I got to go on the elevator? Maybe he's working on your toilet, though.

Maybe that's just standard. But he's in every three months and it's the first time the toilet seat has ever been left out.

What would you do if you came? By the way, we should do the topic here. What did you find your apartment maintenance guy doing in your apartment? Because I want to know if there are any apartment maintenance guys that have ever gone into somebody's apartment and, like, started.

Sniffed panties.

Well, I wasn't going to go there yet. I was going to start with, like, took a nap, watched TV, sniffing panties was going to be my third option on that list.

I feel like if you touch anything, first you have to survey the area and make sure you have a photographic memory to replace everything back to the way it was before you touched it. If that's all the seat wasn't up, you can't leave it up.

Correct. There was one time I stayed the night at Mojo's house. I took a picture of the bed so that in the morning I could remake it the same way.

I remember that.

Perfect.

It looked so nice. I was like, ah, dang, I'm not going to remember.

844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. I remember Joe, my son, he lives in an apartment in Tampa, And I remember him saying that he came home and the guy actually had eaten his lunch in his apartment because he had left behind all the garbage in the garbage can. And he was like looking and going, what's going on? He looks in the garbage can and saw the guy's lunch. So the guy obviously threw his lunch away after he ate his lunch in there. Yeah. And I said to Joe, I go, did you go inside and look at it? And he said, no, he had like a sandwich bag with like breadcrumbs from the sandwich and he had an empty bag of like Fritos.

Well, how embarrassing was this? there was a beer on top of my bathroom trash. So if he opened up the trash can, he was like, oh, she got a problem. But it was a shower beer. It was a shower beer.

You have shower beers?

It was a shower sour, actually, by the way.

Okay.

You've never drank in the shower? Yeah, you never do?

No. Are we sad? No. No.

I think we're living a great life. I was alone, but I promise it was just one doctor.

586 says, I live in an apartment. in Macomb and had a maintenance guy come into my bathroom and leave and not flush. That would not be a good thing.

See what I mean? But I'm a girl. Put the toilet seat down. 313

says maybe they were just checking your plumbing to make sure that it was working and didn't put the toilet back down.

And you have a squatty potty. I wonder if they used a squatty potty. Could you imagine if a stranger came in your bathroom and used your squatty potty?

That would actually be fun. Do you leave it for guests? Like if you have like a people over?

No, because I do think it's weird. I think out of, it's only ever accidentally, I think, been out once when you go over, Shannon. I usually try to put it in the closet in my bathroom. Because I do think it's weird that I'm usually pooping when I'm touching it. You know what I mean? Yeah.

Girls make things so much better.

They do. I am so pro-squatty potty. It's not even funny. Oh, he's just in the way. Wes, he has one.

Hey, Sarah, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. good morning how are you fantastic did you have a maintenance guy go do some stuff in your place

i did i did i'm a lot older now but years ago i used to dance and uh they knew it and um yeah he had rifled through my underwear drawer for real exactly what shannon was saying so wait a

second so you were a dancer at what one of the clubs here in town i know flowing indiana and

in Windsor, Ontario, but yes.

Okay. Wow, okay.

And how did you know that that's what they did? Because I had a certain way I set things up in my underwear drawer. Like I had like two strings on one side, you know. Okay. Other pinnys on the other side. Okay, so, and I knew I always put my other toys. And yeah, Noah's totally rifled through.

Wow. Hey, quick question. I wanted to ask you this. Like, you know how some people have like their work clothes and they probably put their work clothes in different drawers than they put their, you know, stay-at-home clothes. Did you have your work attire that you would wear to the strip club in certain drawers?

Well, I always wore fancy panties for the most part, but I had...

had so many undergarments and outfits that I couldn't always carry them with me. I had a bag that I carried, but I mean, like I'd switch everything out. So I had places in my apartment hung up or in other drawers. So yeah, I mean, there was, there was stripper gear everywhere.

Wait, you had fancy underwear every day?

Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely not.

And then just, just for, just for research purposes, what, what was your dancer name? What did you go by?

Dallas.

Dallas. What a great name. That's perfect.

It was. Big, hot, and beautiful. That's the way I thought of it.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate you, Sarah Dallas. Jessica, we're talking about the maintenance man. Megan thinks he was going duty in her bathroom. What did the maintenance man do? Jessica?

Oh, hi.

Hi.

Yeah, so it really wasn't like a maintenance type of thing in an apartment, But in my grandmother's home, there was a guy who was working on her TV, and he went to go use her bathroom. And we noticed the next day that he was the only one in there other than family. He stole her ginormous, expensive, very heavy rug. And we think somehow he took it out of the house. And we still don't know what happened. We searched local garbages. We're wondering if maybe he had an accident.

Oh, my God. He had an accident on the rug, you think, and took the rug with him?

We don't know.

That would even be better. That's crazy.

You know, like, you had a big truck, and you just took it away with it. Like, where else would it go?

That's insane.

You can't hide it. It's huge. It's so heavy.

The guy goes into the, oh, crap, craps his pants on the rug and takes the rug with him and the evidence. Linda, what's happening? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

I'm doing good. How about you?

Good. Shannon was dead on with what she said, because we're talking about the maintenance people doing things in your place. What did the maintenance guy do?

So, first of all, first time, long time. Hey! It was on the phone! Yep. So, it was about six months ago. Every three months, we have, like, sort of like a little inspection. So, I went, and when I went to my room, I found my underwoods were open. Yeah. I'm like, okay, I know I didn't do that. So, I said, okay, whatever. So, the next time when he had came, I decided to put a camera in there. Guess what? What? He was going through my underwear drawer. Oh, he was. Did he take anything?

She says, guess what?

Look, he picked a pair up and just started looking at them, like, up close.

Yeah. Did he sniff, sniff?

I was sitting down on the bed looking at him like, what the hell are you doing?

Oh, my gosh. Wait, he sat on your bed while looking at your underwear?

dudes. Yeah. That's a bigger offense to me, by the way. That he sat on your bed and messed up the bed. Touching my bed. Yeah.

You know, I was at work, and my camera went off. Oh. And I left work, and I went home, and then he was out of the apartment by then, but I called the owner. I did press charges against him, because that was so disgusting. Yeah, that's scary. Oh, wow.

By the way, having cameras is a good thing. Actually, Alyssa, you think Megan should have cameras in her apartment, huh? Alyssa

Yeah Like that last caller said That's what I do I've never caught anybody doing anything But you have the cameras And then you can talk through those Just like you can on a ring camera Could you imagine if that last caller

Was watching live and was like Hey get off my bed with my panties

Here's what's going to happen though I'm going to check that footage And I'm going to see angles of myself That I'm not meant to see And some things are none of my business, like the back of my hair and the way I look from the side. You know what I mean?

Isn't it funny that the majority of time people don't want cameras because they don't want to see themselves on the cameras? Madison, you guys had money missing, and it was the maintenance man?

Yeah, I'm a server, and we used to just leave money around our hearts, not like the smartest thing. But, yeah, we used to leave money around, and we had maintenance come in without knowing, and all of our money was missing.

Oh, my God. That's crazy. Wow, Madison. That's nice. How much money are we talking about?

Like a couple hundred dollars.

Oh, wow. And what's your address?

WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

Live.

All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. By the way, I can't say any of these names. if I say any of these names oh hold on a second I gotta do this one real quick I'm gonna dip the music for a second I'll get to that in a second Samantha hi you had a maintenance guy do what

he used to come to my house to eat cookies

wait

a second to eat cook are you talking to like eat like baked cookies like how we use that as a

phrase for yours or somebody else's mine he would wait a second i bet your place was oh so taken care of there wasn't a crack anywhere was there wait and he used to wash my dishes too

wait wait a second is that another hold on the maintenance man would come to your house and he would eat your cookies yes so you liked it though right because that was something fun

that he was doing that's too much uh yeah for sure did you have like an online portal where you had to submit a maintenance request or how's he justifying it no no um and i don't know how

he was justifying it because it became a routine until he decided one night when he got drunk and went out that he wanted to stop by that was not a part of the routine and so then there was no

more cookies for him okay is he still a maintenance man though because my door to my bedroom has been

messed up for months he actually ended up marrying somebody that i know really and i don't think you

know that he used to eat my cookies oh my god oh lord i thought that was great he he used to eat my cookies and he would do my dishes too and you're right kevin i'm thinking that's not a euphemism i think he was just doing dishes he was good at just putting them in man that's unbelievable well thank you for the call appreciate it you're welcome all right take care of yourself all right mojo in the morning show so cannot say any names because i was just told by one of my friends who i called and said hey will you come on the radio with me they were like nope can't do it They don't want to do it. So you cannot say any names, so please keep it all quiet because I have told you a couple friends of mine. But I now have, on the long list of friends, now three total friends that have had sex with their Uber driver. I cannot believe this. First off, I thought...

Oh, I know one of them.

That was the first one. And then a second one had it. And now, just the other day or last weekend, a third one did it.

I've seen those videos online.

I can't believe it. Like, I've taken an Uber, and I have had great service, but I've never had it to the point where the person ever, you know, and I were ever doing naughty things or, you know.

Are all of these situations happening late at night?

Like, are they driving them back from the club or something?

Well, I like to keep the lights on.

One person that had sex with an Uber driver took it home from a wedding. Another person, the second one, was on a conference for their work in Atlanta, took an Uber to the hotel. The Uber driver, she said, was so smoking hot. They're all women, by the way. All three of these are women. It's never a guy having it with a... All three of them are women. The second one was, guy was so hot, he was dressed in the suit. She said that he looked like Liam Neeson or whatever his name is. She wanted to be taken. And she actually invited him back up to her hotel room and had sex with the Uber driver. And this last one, another female, it happened here, and it was, took an Uber, Royal Oak, I think it was Royal Oak to Birmingham, and the Uber driver, they said, was so hot, and they ended up having sex.

It's better than five stars.

Well, that's what I was, all three of them, I said to them, I go, like, what kind of ratings do you get? What do you think?

What are they rating? The ride or the ride? Could you imagine getting a bad rating after that from your driver?

Man, like, car smelled funky.

No, it's the next person that comes into the car. But the weirdest part of the whole deal is that I never would know how to actually engage the Uber driver to get them to that level.

How does that come up in conversation?

I don't know.

If you've had this happen to you, please call us.

Yeah, if you've ever, like, by the way, Uber is the better Tinder, Hinge, or Bumble. Like, it is the better place to pick somebody up.

No. What? Because remember, that guy who was the massage therapist took me back to my place and was creepy, and then you know where I live.

But think about this, though. If he was, in the case of the Atlanta story that I was just telling you about, this guy was so hot, you couldn't turn it down. If that guy said, I'm a massage therapist, I want to come and massage you, you'd be like, this is a dream.

For sure. And I think it's also easier when you're out of town at a hotel than you are when it's like, take me back to my place.

One of the friends who I said, this is safety. Like, you got to be careful about that. Said, why is that safety? I've got all their information. I have their driver's license or their license plate. I've got their name. I've got all that stuff. If I go on a date with somebody, all I got is whatever the fake name is that they gave me.

That's an interesting point. Yeah, for sure.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. I want you to call on this one because I need you to. Here's the reason why I need you to call. I need you to.

call instead of text only because i want to actually hear from you of where you did this like i have so many questions and i don't have time to sit there and be texting you back and

it's not going to be interesting and i don't think there's any coincidence that these are all women that are making these decisions because y'all hold the key they do you know what i mean like y'all making these decisions y'all seeing a guy y'all making it happen yeah the one friend actually

had a long-term relationship and i have to tell you something it it actually was a great situation like it was like actually cool you know what i mean like it was with the uber driver with the uber driver oh and the greatest part of that whole thing is now you have a ride anywhere you want to what's going on tiffany how you doing i'm good how are you good tiffany you

had sex with your uber driver i did um i was really drunk so that's why i was taking an uber and I actually recognized him from school because we actually went to college together and not hot, not the best choice. And I kind of like, as we were, you know, doing things in the backseat, I was just staring at the Uber sticker in the back window. Like, what am I doing?

Oh, no. Was this like in your driveway at this point or was this in a random parking lot?

well we were in the uh the parking lot of my apartment building okay you didn't even invite

him in you're like forget it i'm not inviting you into my apartment we're doing this is i think it's interesting you had the regret the moment that that happened imagine looking at that sticker being like good choice to do it in the car uh this is sponsored by initial m hi you're being voice disguised hi hi hey we're talking about having sex with your uber driver you did

Yes, I did. I invited him into my house. He didn't speak English. He was like super Spanish. Okay. But he was probably one of the best I've ever had.

Why are you no speaking English?

Did you get his number or do you just like, is this one and done? One and done. Oh.

And never again. If he's not speaking English, how do you go from a ride to having that action?

question uh we use google translate oh that's great this is a process that's wild where were

you taking it from the club or what were you um from the casino to my house and who made the first move on google translate i did you did what did it say yeah i was just like how's your night

going and we just chit chat back and forth and by the time we got home i was like you want to Come in for a Corona.

Oh, my God. Never Corona.

You couldn't even give up the American experience and say a butt line. It was extremely hot.

That's awesome. But, man, that guy laid in. What kind of car was he driving? What kind of car was his Uber?

Like a Mercedes.

Oh, man. That's awesome. A Mercedes from the casino to home inside. That's amazing. Initial L, you're also voice disguise. did you have an uber experience for us i did all women yeah okay so i was in um

for my friends my best friend's wedding she had got married in la so i had an edible

here take us off real quick take us off uh speaker you have a speaker uh problem

no it's okay once you pick up the handheld it will be better go ahead okay okay But I had an edible, so I'm like, hadn't bothered. Uber driver was so fine. So we're on our way, and, you know, he's flirting. I'm going to flirt back. But I'm like, so do you want to hook up because this is my last night in L.A.? And he's like, sure. So we go back to my hotel. We're getting in on. Next thing I know, someone's banging at the door. And I'm like, who the heck is banging at the door? So I get up and answer it with his wife. Oh, my God. What did you do? It was his wife. I'm like, are you kidding me?

Oh, man.

So she's like, what are you doing with my husband? I said, baby, calm down. I'm from Detroit.

Calm down. I'm from Detroit. She must have had his location. Yeah.

Yes, she had to have. She had to have been following us. Like, for now, let me think about it, somebody was following us.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

She found the room. He must do this often if that's the case. She knew exactly where it was going.

Okay, so it was one of those, like, the hotel had renovated, but it was kind of like Airbnb type.

Okay.

It was really nice.

Wow.

That's crazy.

Man, oh, man. I like, by the way, your defense of trying to protect yourself when she wants to fight you. I'm from Detroit.

Don't mess with me. Brian, what's up? How you doing? Hey, pretty good. How are you? Good. Brian was an Uber driver. Would you ever have women that wanted to have sex with you?

Well, I had one opportunity, and I got invited into her house, dropping her off. It was like a Friday or Saturday night. Pick up from Plymouth. And I take the offer, and thank you. Have a good day. I love when people get their orders. Let me get my coffee. I take her offer and I get in her house. And as soon as she lets me in her house, her house is so nasty. Smelt so bad. Oh, no. I just couldn't even stay in there long. I just said, hey, I've got to run and grab something out of my car. I just left. And get away.

By the way, smelly house, smelly vagina. You know that for a fact.

Enjoy that coffee Mojo in the Morning Show

Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE Text 95500 I'm kind of excited We're going to have some in-studio guests And one of them brought food along for us

Hell yeah

So we'll have that coming up here In just a little bit Matter of fact, I don't know, should we have Zach Like, bring in our first guest. Why not? Lydia, do you want to, like, walk outside in there and bring in the vintage house people first? Absolutely, yes. Go grab the vintage house, guys. And then we'll give us an opportunity to say hey to them. A lot of stuff going on around here. We got another chance for you to win sold-out Tate McCray tickets. We'll have those for you coming up here in just a few moments. Stick around for that. And then weekend plans. We'll give you more details about what we're going to be doing this weekend, including our Irish on Ionia broadcasts that we will have happening. So all of that coming up. All right. So every single year there's a lot of things that happen, and one of them is for St. Patrick's Day, there's one place, there's only one place that you should ever be thinking about to go and get your party on but also your corned beef on because I think they hold the record for selling the most corned beef. Come on up to the mic. Get up there for a second. Every year. My friends from the Vintage House. Hey!

How you doing, guys?

Welcome, welcome. What's happening? How you doing? Still cooking corned beef. 60 briskets to go. So, wait, how early do you guys start preparing for St. Patrick's Day?

Well, we've been preparing all week long, and we're selling our sandwiches as we're cooking them throughout the week to the public, which is great. Okay. If we're there, might as well keep selling sandwiches. We've got people that show up every day. Just for a sandwich. Okay, so that's just the norm. Obviously. It's one week a year I make this corned beef.

That's it?

That's it.

And obviously, explain the tradition, because I know we've talked about this on the air, but some listeners may not know.

The tradition is a family recipe, 75-year recipe this year. O'Hara is on the east side, has since closed 16 years ago, and I've carried on the tradition of the corned beef sandwich. That's cool.

Boy, did you ever think it was going to be lasting this long? No. Did you ever?

It's another year. Another year, another Monday. And it's a Monday this year, so it's going to be a little difficult, but, you know, people are still going to come out and celebrate.

It's tradition for people.

I was trying to think about this with St. Patrick's Day, because as a show, we've always gone out for St. Patrick's Day. And this St. Patrick's Day, we decided that we weren't going to show allegiance to one particular spot during our morning show. We were just like randomly, since, you know, we're in an area where we can get to a little bit more of the Irish bars downtown. Sure. That we'll just randomly just go out and say hey and whatever and do this stuff.

Right.

How do you think the crowds will be on a Monday?

I think they're going to surge early. A lot of people are probably going to take Monday off or they're going to work a half day. So you're going to have that surge in the morning of people. Eggs and eggs. Yep, exactly. And our party, you know, it's an all-day affair, so it's a revolving door. People are coming and going. And then I think it'll button up around 10 o'clock at night. It's not going to go to the traditional midnight like it would on a Thursday.

Because Tuesday is a tough one to call in unless you're going to take a total two days.

Exactly. Yeah, and I don't see that happening.

Do we have, I think we had it one year, if I'm not mistaken, or maybe I could be wrong, didn't we have St. Patrick's Day that butted fairly close to Easter? Or was it like a really early Easter, or am I crazy?

No, you're right. It was early.

It was like a really early. And for some reason, I felt like a lot of people took weeks off because they just took like a vacation and stuff. And it's super late this year, Easter.

Oh, that's cool. There is nothing better than a Saturday St. Patrick's Day, though. Oh, my God. It's wild.

A Saturday and 70 degrees we had that one year. We put through 3,500 people. Holy Christ.

We're going to be in Grand Rapids for the Irish on Ionia. And this is the first good weather that we've had in the last, I don't know, half a decade or something. So Zach brought you in here. This is Zach here for a second. We got to post, by the way, or we got to say this. Shannon had a very inappropriate moment with Zach yesterday.

But I was trying to help.

If a guy did this to a girl. You are right.

It would be in that corner office down there, that human resource office.

You are right. Now, full disclosure, I did warn Zach that I was going to touch his butt as I touched his butt.

Well, she touched my butt first, and then she was like, hey, I'm going to touch your butt. And it was already there, which is cool.

So, you know when you get a brand new pair of pants, and they've got like the hanging tag that's hanging from that little plastic thing? And then, especially in a pair of jeans, they usually will have a cloth tag that's covering one of the rear, like, the butt pockets. And it's, like, stitched on.

It says, like, Levi's or something like that.

Yeah, it's stitched on to the jeans. Well, for the better part of, I would say, a week, I've watched Zach walk around with the white stitching still on his butt.

That was my first time wearing those pants this week. That is not true. This week.

This week. Okay, so then it's been two weeks that I've watched you walk around with these jeans. Have you watched them?

I have. You have? Yeah.

And it stayed on this night. You're such a liar.

It's sewed in. I am also a victim of Shannon Murphy trying to pull up my pants for the same exact reason. Yeah, so I told him, I go, go grab a pair of scissors. I'm letting you know you have stitching on your butt and I'm getting rid of it because he's had it on there for so long.

She didn't get rid of it.

Well, you never went and got scissors.

Zach, when you buy a pair of jeans, okay, you get those things. You bring them home. Do you put them on to try them on with the tags on it and stuff? And then you take them off when you know that they're an official thing.

Well, I usually try them on at the store. Do you? Okay. And then as soon as I get home, I rip it off.

You rip it off. Yeah. And when you rip it off, for some reason, as a guy, I feel like when I rip it off, I can never get it fully out where I have to go and get a scissors or something and do it. But I've seen before people be able to go, and they can pull it like at once.

Well, that's what I tried to do, and it didn't work out.

Somebody told me, and tell me if you guys think this is wrong. Somebody told me it's disgusting for you to wear those jeans and not wash them before you wear them. Like, wear any clothes that you buy. You should wash them before you buy them or before you wear them. I'm not doing that.

The only thing I wash are sheets. Like, if I buy new sheets or pillows, I'm washing that. Anything else, you're getting thrown out.

But, like, what about underwear?

Nah.

Do you know there's little kids touching your underwear that are making those things in some country? Little Indonesian kids. And who's ever died from that? Do you want little fingers touching your underwear? That's disgusting.

I don't care about that.

Do you know what? First off, I wash my underwear.

You're a liar.

First off, no, I do. Chelsea told me that ever since she said to me that there's little kids.

There's nothing like putting on a fresh pair of anything, though. Fresh sweatshirt, fresh jeans, fresh undies, fresh socks. I don't want to wash it and ruin that feeling. That is joy.

Listen, I like buying underwear because obviously it's prepackaged and pre-rolled, and it makes it easier for me to just put in a drawer. If I got to wash it, then I got to refold it, and it's never as crisp.

Let me ask you a question. You wash your clothes before you're trying. No, you don't. Don't. I'm looking at you. I'm going to ask him. I'm like, do you want to ask him? Do you still smell? He does. I mean, I'm telling him. Literally, I'm smelling him. He smells like corned beef right now. I'm like, there's no way. He's like, what's that cologne? Brisket. Brisket.

Hey, Shannon, don't touch my back pocket. You might buy some corned beef.

By the way, do you smell like corned beef all the time, like at this time of the year?

It's just unbelievable. I take my clothes off in the garage before I bring them to the house. I bet. And then my wife makes me put them right inside the washing machine.

Chelsea and I have this thing where there's certain restaurants that we will go to, but if we go to them, we know that we have to do laundry the next day. And one of them is Sushi Samurai, which is a sushi place by our house. You go into that place, you smell like sushi. Yeah.

I was going to say, Kyoto by our house is the same.

I can't do it. And then there's another one. Osaka.

It happens to me all the time. Same as Kyoto. Yeah. I'm sitting there. They're doing the whole flame show. They know I'm a chef. They're sitting there just, you know, doing their little tricks and all that.

Your jeans smell, it's like, oh, it's the worst.

You're not going home in your coat and just going.

No.

No, but even if you hang it up, it smells up the room that it's hanging in.

One time we had Sushi Samurai, like on like a Wednesday. On Friday, I put those jeans on for the second time. I didn't wash them at all. And somebody said, oh, my God, it smells like sushi. Like literally, I had that happen. I don't like that. That's like the worst feeling in the world. Hold on real quick. I want to ask this question to this listener here. Hi, who is this? Good morning. This is Steve. Who's this? Steve, it's Mojo. Hey, how you doing?

Hey, Mojo. Good. I hear you talking about washing brand new clothes.

Yes, you've got to wash them before you put them on. It's disgusting otherwise.

Okay, dude, seriously. So you go to a restaurant, you let people touch your food that you put in your mouth?

Yeah. What's wrong with that? But I'm hoping that they're professionals when they're doing it. The people that are making your clothes are touching you. You're professionals. Do you not, like, your intimate body parts are right next to those Hanes underwear that those people were touching. You don't think that that's weird?

No, not at all.

Brand new clothes, like everybody else in the room is telling you, brand new clothes are awesome.

Okay, Steve, how about this? How about the guy that doesn't abide by the rules at the Macy's puts on the underwear that you tried on, has scavies, or has... Scavies! Or has...

Underwear, are you buying that? Is it from a plastic package in a package?

They have underwear that are hanging on a rack. Okay, fancy pants. Tommy John's.

Fancy underpants over here.

Hypothetically, Zach and the corned beef guy have tried those underwear on, and now you're trying them on.

It was just a one-time thing. Come on.

Am I right in this or what?

Now I'm hoping Mojo's only slept with his wife his entire life, only one girl.

I don't want to. Listen, if I'm going to catch a disease, let me catch it from a girl. Don't let me catch it from some guy that tried on the underwear at Macy's. Right? Am I right in that? What about the guy that was with the girl before you, man? All right. All right. We'll talk to you later. Get off my phone. Come on, brother. We'll see you later. All right, Tate McCray tickets. It's the last giveaway that we got for the year, or not the year, the day. Sorry, my voice to text is texting everything I just said to you, Shannon. For some reason, I pulled up your text that you just sent me. Okay, real quick. Text Tate to 95500 for Tate McCray tickets. It's our last giveaway of the week. Do you want to know what the prizes are for next week? Give it to me I've been eating corned beef during the entire break I am literally going to be burping On here

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Kendrick Lamar SZA tickets We have more Tate McCray tickets It's 7.30 for the sold out show The weekend we're giving away tickets To see the weekend at 8.30 And then Jelly Roll Post Malone At 9.30 We got good prizes So 6.30 Kendrick and SZA 7.30 Tate, 8.30 The Weekend, 9.30 Jelly Roll Post Malone. That's a huge week. Give it up.

That is great. Hey, hey, look at us.

Who would have thought? Not me.

I didn't have anything to do with putting that together, so I'm going to applaud Crystal and Lydia and Bianca and Megan, who do our promo meetings every single week, so they do a great job. Go to the mornings, dirty on the 30. All right, we're going to get you caught up on what's trending in the dirty on the 30 while I sit back and Anthony feeds me vintage house corned beef. This, by the way, this vintage house corned beef is like melts in your mouth. It's unbelievable how good it is.

I cannot wait to have some after this dirty.

All right, what do you got in this hour's dirty?

Please keep describing the meat in your mouth. I want to start off by mentioning Michigan State is the number one seed facing off against No. 8 seed, the Oregon Ducks, in their first matchup of the Big Ten tournament. I believe that game starts at noon, yes, Kevin? That's right. And then No. 3, Michigan, plays No. 6, Purdue, at 9 o'clock tonight.

You know what's a big trending story in college basketball? The No. 1 college basketball player, Cooper Flagg, plays for Duke. Yesterday severely sprained his ankle. Thank God it's only a sprain, they say. But he's in the ACC tournament. They're going to sit him out now the rest of the ACC tournament to hope that he heals up for the NCAA March Madness Tournament, that would have been the biggest loss of these tournaments, these postseason conference tournaments, if that guy would have broken something.

Yeah.

That could be very, very bad, because they say that he's going to be leaving to go to the NBA, and he'll be the number one pick. Although, if he stayed at Duke, could you make more money conceivably than a rookie as an NIL college basketball player?

I would assume so, But once that rookie contract is able to be extended, I mean, he's going to make upwards of 300 million dollars based on the extension if he comes out and performs well. So, yeah, get to the league faster. You can make more money and then you tack on endorsements like it's too much money out there.

Yeah, that's interesting. All right. Back to you, Sean.

Justin Bieber are telling fans that he has always felt unworthy, despite people telling him pretty much his entire life that he is enough. shared a really kind of sad message on instagram yesterday writing that people always told him he deserved everything he's getting he's gotten excuse me in life but he still felt like a fraud despite their kind words i feel like this is the exact definition of imposter syndrome is what he was writing but he said he feels sneaky sometimes because if people knew how judgmental or selfish he was or is he doesn't think that they would look at him the same way And he also had a message to fans and said, if any of you feel the same way, you are not alone because he feels unequipped and unqualified most days. And I said this earlier and I'll say it again. Word on the street is that Justin and Haley are looking to move to Europe and get away from all the noise of L.A. and just live like.

kind of under the radar for a couple of years. So I'm hearing that. I'm actually hearing that from somebody who says she was contacted by the couple to look for a home in Europe for them. But then I remember a couple of weeks ago, I told you he wants to release some new music by the end of the year. So I don't know.

I don't know which story to believe. Great for Bieber, man. He's dealing with something. I think so, too. Got some demons on him.

The latest in the Diddy drama this morning, his legal team is now alleging that CNN altered that hotel security footage of him beating Cassie Ventura back in 2016 in a letter to the judge from Diddy's attorneys. It said that all CNN video footage was substantially altered in significant respects. Quote, this includes covering the timestamp and then changing the video sequence. It also includes speeding up the video to make it falsely appear that the actions in the video are taking place faster than they are. As a result, the CNN videos do not fairly and accurately depict the events in question which i take a step back and go but that doesn't change the fact that

he still was violent toward her but why would why would cnn destroy the original video which is what

that's the piece of this i don't understand it makes no sense i understand why his attorneys are trying to to to claim that the video was altered because if that is true it cannot be used as evidence in a courtroom to be shown to a jury even though here's the problem a lot of People have seen it already, but.

What they're destroying that video is that they destroy that video, which if you don't know anybody that works at a TV station, they save everything. Like, they have everything digitally saved. They got that video by paying somebody off to get that video.

Yeah.

And so what was the reasoning why they would decide to not keep the original video? Makes no sense.

Which is why I think it was like a save issue when they were editing it.

See, I think what it is also is I think that whoever it was that gave them the video also had their information on there or there was there was something that was on it that they wanted to not be because remember it was somebody it was a hotel person that gave it and so i think they're trying to protect whoever that person is whoever their source is

i'm watching that video and it's not slowed down it's not it's really sped oh is that what it is yeah okay but there's a timer in the corner that's going too fast what's happening in the

video whether it's fast or slow here's here's where it changes it you go in a court of law

now you say that it's tainted video that's what i mean but it has the the seconds in the upper corner and you can see that they're going too fast so can't you just match it up with seconds

again and slow it down to the original speed yeah i think it's all about trying to make something look like it's it's been altered or changed but but i agree with you it's it's pretty incriminating

stuff do you guys remember the name chris humphries yeah for sure he played for the nets he was

married to kim kardashian for 72 days well on this week's episode of the kardashians she was reflecting on that engagement ring that chris humphries gave her i didn't keep that i was

pregnant with north still married to him and in order to divorce him he said i had to give him the ring in my divorce that she bought that i bought she contributed a fifth you know what

best getting rid of yeah what you could have done i know but i would have loved a collection

18 18 carats the whole point of the conversation was i wonder what my next shape ring will be

i love that is chris humphries loaded these days or no is he broke because he didn't play are you done with your dirty can i give you the top uh songs are you sure okay ready for the uh Top five songs in the country right now. Number five song. It's still on the charts. 47th week on the charts.

Shibuzi. Chipsy.

See our t-shirts that we have for people that come out to Irish at Ionia?

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Yeah. Go check out our Instagram. Number four song. Kendrick Lamar

What's a black grand national Being rational Give them what they ask for It's not enough Few solid s*** left but it's not enough Few s*** that'll reach that but it's not enough Say you bigger than myself but it's not enough I get on that s***

Kevin, by the way, can recite every single word from every single Kendrick Lamar song I think Zach can do a much better job than I can Really? But not every word

I don't understand, baby. Like a hand, baby. I love this part.

Number three song.

Here we go. Here we go, Zach.

I know I got some ho on him. That's what I'm going to throw on him.

Drake, I hate you like I'm young, you never ever go to sell block one, to any people talk to them they love, just make sure to hide your little sister from them, they tell me Chubb's the only one to get your hand-me-downs, and Barty at the party playing with his nose now, and Baka got a weird case, why is he around certified, lover boy certified, pedophiles, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah,

Yeah. Number three song in the country.

They not like us. They not like us. They not like us.

Number two song in the country. Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars.

Whenever you go, that's where I'm.

Die with a smile.

Nobody's promised tomorrow. So I'ma love you every night like it's the last night. Like it's the last night. If the world was ending, I'm gonna be next to you.

How come Zach doesn't know every single word to this song? Does he? Really?

He watched the show it was based off of.

Oh, my God. Do you also know every single word to that APT app song? Dude, that's my song. And the number one song in the country. Kendrick again with Luther.

Kendrick and SZA Back to you, Shannon

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We have a new song from Lizzo that we're going to play for you guys in just a matter of moments. So we'll have that for you coming up here in just a little bit. uh it's mojo in the morning phone number 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is the telephone number to get through to us uh i am supposed to go out with uh a friend over the weekend i actually have a bunch of things we got our event that we're going to be doing on saturday and then i'm coming home i was supposed to go out with a friend and the friend texted me earlier in the show and said and i won't say her name because of it will make it'll make fun of him too much but he said did you talk to and it was his wife's name and i said no why was am i supposed to talk to her because it's supposed to be it was i'm trying to do something with steve gabara and then brian reef and this guy coming out with us and uh and he says um did you talk to my wife and i said no i did not talk to your wife and he says well you gotta at least ask her do you remember do you remember when you were a kid and you would go over to your best friend's house and you would have to like ask his mom if so-and-so could come out and play he's in a marriage where he wants me to ask her if he can go out on a guy's night because she will take it better coming from me because she trusts me i get that more than if he says hey i'm going out with a bunch of guys and here are the guys i'm going out with yeah that's a compliment to you well it's a compliment to me but it also makes him look like he's got no wiener. Isn't every dude in a marriage like that? I think we're all in marriages where we fear our wives. As you should. Not necessarily that they're going to hurt us, but just that they'll take half. Which will eventually hurt us.

I don't like it, but I respect it. If he knows his relationship and he knows his wife and his goal is to get out, and he thinks his best way of achieving the goal is for you to ask, then I got to be the one.

It's on you, bro. I feel bad, though. It's like, well, first off, I don't feel bad because I'm bringing it up on the radio. I just kind of think it's funny. But I want to know, are there any other people that are in relationships? And it doesn't have to be just guys. It could be that you as a woman, you may have, like, friends of yours that you may use your, you know. Like, for instance, I don't know how Shannon is in your relationship with Wes. but i could assume that you probably have some friends of yours that might be wes's favorites like he and i like a lot for sure yeah and it's always better coming from them than it is coming from you know from you right yeah and he also knows which

ones like the whole thing is a complete life I'm just gonna go you know I'm gonna go stop over and he's like okay so I can expect you to be gone for the next two hours I was thinking about this the

other day do you think that you go out with your girlfriends more than you go out like with your significant other because I was thinking this I was thinking that a good relationship would be like a 50 50 yeah like and I'm not saying that you should always be going out with your friends But I'm saying it's probably good, like some unhealthy relationships are the healthy, the relationships where the couple's always together.

30-70.

30-70?

Yeah, 30-70 spouse.

Yeah.

Right? Where you don't like minimize your friends, but you're not with them too much.

But I went through a period where I never wanted to go out with guy friends and it was not good.

I don't think that's good, yeah. That is not healthy.

And then I felt like they're, like Chelsea felt like she had too much of a burden to be around me all the time. What's up, Ray? How you doing?

I'm well. How are you today?

Fantastic. What's up? Are you a married guy?

I've been married for over 10 years. I've been with the same woman for almost 17. And, I mean, to be honest, if I don't want to do something, I'm like, let me check with the wife.

You use her as the excuse?

Yeah. We give each other full proxy on using each other as an excuse to not go anywhere.

Here's where I worry, then, because if your friends start resenting me for always being the bad guy, that's going to hurt my relationship with them.

And I will guarantee you they will start resenting your wife, right?

Well, you know, nine times out of ten, my wife ends up saying, just go. You should probably go hang out. You don't ever go anywhere. You don't ever do anything. So she's actually the driving force to get me out of the house most of the time anyway.

But you got to be careful of making her look like the bad guy because I also went through that, too. I did that with Chelsea, and I made her look like she was controlling when in reality Chelsea loved when I was going out and doing guys' nights and still does.

Yeah, that's the same. Yeah, my wife is the same, too. She likes for me to get out and actually experience life.

Are there any couples, though? Like we talked the other day with Shannon, and I don't know if you heard this, but we talked about okaying purchases. but are there any couples that are in relationships where they have to okay everything with their spouse? Like they have to, like, in Shannon's case was definitely not, he wanted her, Wes wanted her to okay. He just wanted to run it by because he was going to be the more sensible one and not go and, you know, buy carpet from the Taj Mahal. You know what I mean?

I did choose a very expensive option, but, you know, what else do you expect from me? I trust you. Those three words. Because I'm putting them on a hat. I trust you.

But are there any people that have to run everything by their spouse? Where they literally have to run stuff by? Like, hey, I'm going to lunch today with some of the coworkers. Can I spend money? Are there any in that? Hold on. You guys just laughed for a second. Look at these. We got some in-studio guys here with us this morning. Is it Gravity Auto Sales? Teandre and Glenn, are you guys in relationships, guys? Yeah, I'm married, yeah. Walk up to the microphone for a second here. Come on. I want to know who's in the more controlling relationship. Well, he's not in any, so I guess not. No? So what's going on, Glenn? Are you in a relationship with a lady that you... Yeah, I'm married, yeah. Do you have to... I know, but do you have to, like, okay things with her or what do you have to...

Not okay, but I definitely tell her everything I'm doing, so, yeah. Do you?

Are you doing it to keep yourself out of trouble or are you doing it because she has caught you doing things that you didn't?

It's just better than her asking me, you know? I just go, hey, I'm doing this. Yeah. Okay.

T'Andre, is he whipped? No, I'm single.

No, I'm single. Is he my whipped, is what he's asking. Is Glenn whipped?

Oh, yeah.

No, he's not whipped.

Come on. Not in a bad way. Not in a bad way? In a loving way. We're going to look for some scars. Let's look for some scars on him. Alexandra, what's going on? How you doing? All right, Alexandria. Good. How are you?

I'm great. How are you guys?

Good. What's up?

My boyfriend at the time, he's now my fiance, would often tell people, well, oh, no, Alex doesn't want to or we can't do this or whatever and use me as an excuse when he didn't want to go and not even tell me about it. And then these friends started disliking me and thinking I was super controlling and all sorts of things when I had no clue he was even using me as an excuse.

Oh, that's not good. That is not good. So did you finally tell him to not do that?

I was like, hey, maybe next time, like, think about that for a second. I don't really want to do that right now.

Did you follow that up with a quick little dumbass?

Yeah. And then she beat him up.

No, I kept it nice. You're better than me.

Shane, what's up? How you doing? What's going on, Shane?

Yeah, this is Shane. Yes, Shane.

Shane, by the way, had to ask his wife if he...

called the show what's going on jane uh so i have been married uh 36 years i told my wife a long time ago that i wear the pants in this house i will make those calls and she reminded me that i wear the skirt and if you ever want in it you will go by my way i love you guys steve what's happening it's mojo in the morning what's going on

Hey, good morning. I just wondered if I got a weird relationship when it comes to money with my wife. We've been married 35 years. Wow. She has her own job.

Okay.

I have my own job. Yeah. And she pays her own bills. I pay my own bills. Is that weird? That is kind of interesting. If it works for you, it works. I don't think that's weird at all.

But that's interesting, though. So what do you guys do with, like, the house payment and things like that?

We've never put our money together. Do you guys pay 50-50 on that? No, our house was paid for when I bought it.

Okay. These guys are rich. They're rich. So a quick question. Who ends up paying for more stuff? Like if you guys go out to dinner, are you always the guy throwing your card down?

Yeah.

If I were you next time, this is what I want you to do. Next time you go out to eat, leave the bill there and push it right over to her and say, you got this one and see what she does.

So my wife is weird about that. Like I did that in the beginning of our relationship a little bit because I paid for our home. But she, when we're out with friends, she's going, you're the guy. That's just weird that you're having me charge it on my credit card. That's just weird. And I'm like, I don't think it's weird. I mean, we're married. But she just thinks I should be like the guy, like, in front of people that I pay for our dinners.

Does she have more money in her savings account than you have in yours?

You don't know.

No. Okay, because I was going to say, she's going to leave your ass, and she's already taken some of your money, too.

so my wife pays for all of our travel everywhere we go 100% of our travel she's a travel nut I mean if y'all just go in to Cedar Point

listen since you're paying for stuff will you pay for that carpet that Shannon was trying to get like a week ago

I don't have any carpet in my house I have all hardwood floors I don't like carpet

Steve's rich where you live by the way Bloomfield Hills, Grosse Pointe, East Grand Rapids Sylvania, Perrysburg.

Royal Oak. Royal Oak. Okay.

Wait, you bought a place in Royal Oak? Okay. Damn. You looking for a third? Hey.

If you bring a third in, does that person have to pay for anything, or will you guys split the third? How will that work?

My wife wouldn't be cool with it. I guarantee my wife would not be cool with that. That's the one thing, women. I can share anything I have, but I can't share that part.

I guarantee you I'll give her more attention than you.

Ask her and call us back. Real quick, I want to say hello to these guys. Gravity Auto Sales, T'Andre and Glenn are here. T'Andre, what's going on, buddy? You're the smart single guy. Look at you guys. What kind of cars we got on the lot right now at Gravity Auto Sales? We got some good stuff.

I mean, we got family cars. We got, I say, SUVs, like family SUVs. We got Chevy Cruises, and then it goes all the way up to Lamborghinis. Stop it.

I'll take one.

Any families come in and buy a Lamborghini, you know? You ever see it?

Not yet.

No? Who's buying? I always wonder when I see, like, a really, really expensive car, like a Lamborghini, especially these guys that go buy lime ones. Why would you dirty a car like that and put, like, weird colors on these cars?

That's the best color, man. Is it really?

It's like, is it because you've got to be, like, really flashy to show the thing off?

You've got to see it. I mean, you bought a Lamborghini, but you've got to be flashy. That's for sure, yeah.

I was telling you, Kevin's got a car that I'm telling you, in about a week or so, it's going to be on its last leg. You don't like my Jeep? We need to get him into a new car. Can we get him in a new car? I got a 2017 Jeep, over 100,000 miles on it, and I love it.

Hey, there you go.

How would you like to be in a Lamborghini? They got a Lamborghini on their line. Is it lying? I don't see you as a Lamborghini guy, but I could see you in a Dodge Caravan. You could? No, I don't know. Throw some 20s on it?

Keep it clean? Can we bring Exhibit out and like pip it out? I got a grill in the back and an aquarium in the front.

Where is Gravity Auto Sales?

Where are you guys at? So it's like 9 1⁄2 in Gratia. The old Porsche dealership is what we just bought about six months ago. So we just moved into there

and we're rock and rolling. Will you find cars for people? Like if somebody's looking for a car, will you go find them or do you just bring cars?

Yeah, we call it like a pre-purchase program so you come in, give me your specs and what you want and give me a deposit and then I'll get it and I go all over the country.

How do I get into one of these situations? A friend of mine was telling me that there are some places you can get in situations where every year you can get a new car. Like, did you guys ever do that at all?

Oh, yeah, easily. Yeah, it's just, it's a sweet spot for, like, refinancing, where you can always basically Just keep the ball rolling. That's what I actually did. I feel like the moment that the new car smell goes away, I'm ready for a new car. Switch me out. I love it. All right, Gravity Auto Sales. Thank you, guys. Glenn and T'Andre from Gravity Auto Sales coming in on a Friday morning. We have a lot of stuff going on, and we're still here. And I want to do another quick plug because this is the Mojo in the Morning telethon hour. We're trying to support our sales department here. Let me, and by the way, for the small price of $10, our sales department can feed themselves today. So please donate today to the sales department. This is an auction that's going on right now. You can win a Harley Davidson motorcycle. We're talking thousands of dollars, spa gift cards, like $100 a piece in these gift cards. A car you can win. and there is the website bidontoledo.com where there's a live auction going on through 5 p.m. Monday, May the 17th. Is that May 17th or is that wrong? Or is that-

Monday, March 17th.

March 17th.

That would be, that would make-

Delidia, do we know? Go to the website. Bid on Toledo.

It's Monday. So is this Monday? It's coming Monday.

Okay, because I said that wrong, I think, earlier this morning. So bid on Toledo.com through Monday at 5 p.m. Starting bids are as low as 50% off the retail price of the actual items. So there's some really cool stuff. Actually, look at this. They've got some really good stuff. Jewelry. They've got financing for a car. All kinds of good stuff. bidontoledo.com and you can be part of this thing and that Harley Davidson's looking great so make sure you check that out we'll be right back with more next I'm going to be literally going home and like just going to like the longest nap of my life not because of a long week but because of a short morning with a lot of food that has just been brought in the studio so we just had the vintage house corned beef and then neighbors of ours is it sod meat market is that what it's called

Saad Wholesale Meats, yeah. Saad Wholesale Meats. Big fan.

Give them the ding, please. Ding. Saad Wholesale Meats and Muhammad and Chris, is that right? Correct. Am I right? Muhammad and Chris from our neighbors, they're just down the street from us. They are longtime listeners, first time in studios.

Muhammad and Chris in the studio. Longtime dream.

And you guys, so I come there, I can walk into the back, and I can pick out some meat and you guys wrap it up for me or even cook it for me, right?

We don't do cooking. No cooking it? We don't cook it. Can I come to your house

and have it cooked or no?

Can you show me?

I would think that the guys who are butchers and like cutting up the meat and stuff like that, you know how to cook this stuff too, right? Yes. Because it's your baby, right? You don't want anybody screwing up your baby.

Yeah, you've got to have two of these guys that work for me, man. You eat their barbecue.

Is it so good?

You'll never have barbecue in your house again.

I love it. So what kind of meats are we talking about?

We do halal meats. We do beef, chicken, lamb, goat, seafood, veal. Wow. We do it all. It's Rocky style. You walk into a 30-degree cooler, so make sure you dress warm. The animals are hanging right in front of you. You pick your cut. You tell us how you want it done. We do it right there on the spot for you.

You know what you need to do? I'm going to blindfold her and tell her I'm taking her to a jewelry store. Our producer, Lydia, every time that these trucks drive by with the cattle and stuff on them, because it's Eastern Market. For those that don't know, it's obviously where this is where food is being, you know, being prepared. So every time that that truck goes by and I go, we're going to take her into the back. We'll open up the blindfold and have her be in your cooler.

How do you guys not get sad by seeing those animals come off the truck and then they're dangling?

I don't get sad when those animals are in my belly. Do you get sad when you see those animals? You don't get sad, right? No, we don't get sad. You don't need it. Just as long as they don't tell you the name of the animal, right? That's it.

You can't name them. That's what you can't do.

And they brought in, you guys, they're very famous for these beef sticks that you have. And these turkey sticks are big ones too, right?

Shannon and I eat beef sticks every day. They sell, people love them. They love to eat them. It's a quick snack. I mean, I can't keep them in stock sometimes.

I love it. And Chris, what is the name of it again? It's Sod, what is it?

Sod Wholesale Meats.

Sod Wholesale Meats. I'd like to buy. I need lamb for my Easter dinner. There you go. Can I have like that?

No, you know where to go. Put it right down there. Straight in the fridge.

That's not a lamb, is it? Sure.

That's a sheep goat. That's a sheep goat, yeah. They probably got that too.

That's wild.

We do.

All right, we're going to have to come down and visit you guys. We appreciate you guys so much for coming by. I want a tour. Let's get a tour. Tell Jay that we're going to do a tour some morning. Mike has just won $500 for Julie. Julie. Congratulations to you, Julie. You got $500 for the weekend. Thank you.

Thank you. First time caller.

Julie, have the absolute best weekend.

You too. Thanks.

And, Mike, we will see you tomorrow bright and early, and we'll be pulling into town in our Planet Fitness party bus. Yeah, I can't wait. Have a great weekend, you guys. We'll see you tomorrow in Grand Rapids. Bye.

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The Florida summer heat is here, and it's putting extra stress on your vehicle. Hearing strange noises? Feeling rough shifting? Brakes not stopping like they should? Don't ignore the warning signs. Bring your vehicle to Amco for a free inspection. Catching problems early can save you time, money, and headaches down the road. For added convenience, our Pensacola location is open seven days a week. Visit Amco today in Pensacola or Fort Walton Beach. Trust Amco to keep you safely on the road.