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Good morning and happy St. Patrick's Day. What's happening? How's everybody feeling today? We work off any hangovers and ready to start a new one? The Monday St. Patrick's Day to me is kind of uneventful, but I don't know. Let's see how people go. See if people decide to go crazy today, or do they go yesterday, and then they'll just take today off.

I think people are going crazy no matter what. Think so? Hell yeah. I think people will make it a reason to go extra crazy. They probably went crazy yesterday, they'll go crazy today.

I feel like Saturday, and by the way, we missed you, Kevin. I know, Kevin, for those that didn't see Kevin in any of the pictures on Saturday, Kevin had two big events that were going on. He had an event that he was doing for the Detroit Police Department, and then he had the Pistons against the Oklahoma City Thunder.

Yeah, big shout-out to Sergeant Wilson. Everybody at DPD had a great event.

My favorite, though, was the person who posted up on Instagram and said, somebody said, where's Cav at? And somebody goes, he's not doing dumb white people stuff.

Oh, yeah. We were doing the Irish jig and all that. I do dumb white people stuff all the time. You know what?

It was actually, the Irish off Ionia might be one of my favorite events that we ever do. And it was something I was a little nervous about. Like, how is Irish off Ionia going to be compared to Irish on Ionia? And I'm going to say this. It doesn't have the same, like, appeal of walking on a street.

street and just drinking like that was the fun part of being able like being able to open carry alcohol and do that is kind of fun just walking down the street um and have cops walking by you like saying hi to you and not arresting you uh we were outside obviously calder plaza it's a very cool place there's a lot of festivals there and there's a lot of stuff going on but the crowd was

amazing i think we at one point the fire department came in because we were at capacity oh yeah wow Which was absolute insanity.

Yeah, and it was pretty early, too. The capacity hit, like, at 1 o'clock in the afternoon. I mean, it was pretty amazing. I think it was going until the wee hours. They had to do one-in-one-outs for a while.

I mean, and people were drinking.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. And I have to shout out some of the outfits, which were spectacular, specifically the two best friends who made purses out of Lucky Charms cereal boxes. So amazing. And shoelaces. Isn't that a great idea? So funny. Innovative.

And, of course, every single Irish saying possible, including I need to figure out where that person got that Irish exit hat. Yeah, yeah, I saw that. That is so perfect. So it was fun. Thank you to everybody that came out. Thank you to everybody for behaving themselves. There were no fights. There was no, you know, massive craziness that made it the big news story of the weekend. So it was good. Everybody was good. Everybody behaved themselves except for Zach. I was fine. I was fine. First off, do you want to sit that close to him, Kevin?

I don't believe you're fine. I am 100% fine. I feel great. We got to run a marathon.

First off, everybody, Shannon's entire family has been going out of both ends. Kevin hasn't been feeling good for like the last couple of weeks. I don't want you getting anybody else. I feel like COVID 2025 began at this event that we had over the weekend. And I blame you, but more importantly, I blame Charlie, who is our executive producer in Grand Rapids at 104.5 SNX. Shout out, Charlie. Charlie. Are you there, Charlie? I'm here. I'm here. How are you doing, guys? Oh, my God. Good morning, guys.

Listen, all right, all right. I know you want to blame me for this, but, like, they could have said no. They could have 100% said no. They could have said no. Okay.

By the way, that's inadmissible or admissible in court, by the way, when you say that. Let me explain what we're talking about here. We had this ice luge, this ice luge that was very cool. It was nicely done.

It was very cool because it was your face.

It was nice, wasn't it? Did you notice that? I thought that was a good picture, too, that they used. It was one from when I was 16. Thank you. And it was a skinny version of me, too, which was nice because if a big ice luge would probably have lasted a little bit longer because it was so warm out and the sun was shining that the ice ended up melting.

Yes.

And now we were taking all the precautions when we were doing this ice luge and everybody was going, like, we had condoms, you know, ice luge condoms that they put at the end. Oh, my God. So you couldn't put your lips on the hose.

It was basically like one of those pointy paper cups.

Yeah, like the snow cones.

Yeah, like a snow cone cup.

Yeah. And so they put it at the end and they open up the bottom and everybody was going through. So you touch that, you wouldn't be touching the, you know, the actual hose. The thing finally breaks apart, and frickin' Charlie decides, I'll just take the hose, and let's just have people still do shots.

It's still a great time. I mean, I even did it. There's a video of me on my story doing it without the little condom on it. How are you feeling right now? You feeling all right? I feel healthier than ever, big dog. Thank you, I'm a big dog.

Okay. All right, but this was the interesting thing, is people were coming up, and it was amazing. Like, people that looked like they were normal human beings, they were coming up, and they're putting their mouth on this thing. when the last guy put his mouth or the last girl put her mouth on the thing. And I'm looking at this going, you can't do it. And then Charlie was like trying to be as sanitary as possible. What did he say, Shannon, to you at one point? He said, I'm cleaning it with.

Oh, well, I said to him, I was like, dude, you can't let people just like put their mouths on this one after the other. And he goes, it's fine. I'm flushing it out with water.

No, Charlie, no. It did work, though. We were flushing it out.

You were flushing it out so that the taste of the alcohol wasn't there.

Right, and it makes it slightly better.

But what about the sanitariness of the fact that the last guy that had, like, gingivitis just put his mouth all on that thing? And I'm talking about Zach. I mean, I smelled some gingivitis out of that. I don't know if it's your mouth or your ass coming out of that thing. By the way, Zach, and you were making love to that thing. Like, you were holding on to that. First off, I've got to tell you something. This guy right here knows how to give oral, because this guy is unbelievable. Oh, my God.

Holy cow. I will say that a female went before me. What was that?

A female went before me. So wait a second. A female went before you, so the female going before you means that she's got less germs than the guy that was before her.

No, I'd rather share my germs with her. her 100% than some Randall guy. How do you know that she doesn't have any kind of other stuff going on? I'd rather get it from her. You would? Yeah. So at least, but how do you know? How do you know? You know, that's the thing, by the way, we're going to go to health class again. Did you ever take health class in high school? I failed it the first time, so I had to take it. Health class in high school, you could get it from the people that they've been with. What? Yes. Believe it or not. Oh, I actually believed you. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. This is why when When I go to mass on Sundays, I never drink from the wine.

I never do either. I don't want it. Nah, that's blessed by God. You're good.

I'm sorry, but I think that God would even say that that's not a good thing for you to grab that chalice and just start drinking that sucker.

But when you're 12 and that's wine, I don't always get it.

Wait, doesn't the alcohol cancel everything out? I don't think so.

I think that people say that just to make you feel better.

Oh, my God. Earlier when you asked me about dumb white people stuff, where does drinking Ice Loo just rank on the list?

It's pretty dumb. It is, honestly.

Is that a white people thing? No, I think it's Norwegian or something. I've never been anywhere where that's happened. Really?

I guess the Norwegians are white, right? It's like the, Kev, okay, first off, the guys who put that together, what were their names, Lydia? They were really nice people. Really nice guy. Took a picture with him. You can see it up on our social media. You do a great job with these ice sculptures. I think they're wonderful. They're very artistic and beautiful.

Randy Finch.

Randy Finch. Thank you, Randy. But the idea that people do put their mouths on this thing and everybody does the same shots, I don't know if I like it so much. Not my thing. You know what I mean? You guys missed out, man. You're going to be sick next week without doing it. When somebody says, like, okay, here's one for you. When grandma would make something and she would stick the spoon in the thing and then eat something and then put the spoon back in, didn't you get grossed out? It was your own grandma.

I never thought about that. Really? Nothing bad comes from grandma.

Oh, you're grossed out.

Except for, like, Christmas presents sometimes.

Here's my question. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Will you share drinks with people? Like, are you the type of person that likes to share things like that? Or if somebody asks you, hey, would you like to take a bite of this thing? Like, are you taking a bite of somebody's thing? I'm not taking a bite. Cut me off a piece.

I'm taking bites and taking a sip all the time. I know. I'm fat at it. Yes.

Do you lick your kids' ice cream, too? Absolutely. Oh, that's so gross.

Absolutely. From people I know. I'm not doing it from strangers at Irish Off Ionia, but from people I know, I'm always like, Megan has a new Alani energy drink today. I would like to try it. This is bad that we do this. Oh, this is awful.

This is what we do.

Do you know what I'm saying? I want to say it's awful. Her kids are sick. They have been puke-free for three and a half days.

You believe that? Those kids, I'm telling you, they're a Petri dish over in that family.

Oh, that's a good one. See, this isn't even like...

Crazy.

So, for example, if you're drinking out of a can, there's only one exit point for the liquid. If someone gives you a cup, you can at least twist it so where your lips aren't going to be on the same area. You can't do that with the can.

But yours doesn't prevent the backwash. Yeah, a little bit of backwash is always going on.

I'm not touching it.

If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure she has the herpes. I do not have herpes, nor have I ever.

Let the record show. Pam, what's going on, Pam? Hi.

Hello. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. so our church gives us a little like little shot glass kind of covered yeah and it has it has the body of christ and wine in it yeah that's the new thing because this grape juice

is not wine no thanks and it's the worst eucharist out of all of the eucharist options

and i will die on this hill like a big chunk yes it's so gross you're not living the dream Quick question for you, Pam. Jesus would want more.

Pam, I don't know if you've ever seen nor have you ever met either Zach, who's our executive audio producer, or Charlie, who's our executive morning producer at SNX here. Have you met? I've seen them both. You've seen them both. Okay. Which one do you think has more diseases? Come on, man.

Charlie.

Oh, come on, man. Really? I'm insulted.

Charlie, by the way, was working.

The true ginger of the show.

Charlie was working hard, man. That was. I watched those gingers.

I'm okay for this.

By the way, did you see they did the ginger race in East Lansing this weekend?

The ginger run.

The ginger run.

I've never heard of such a thing. I don't like that, to be honest. Nobody looked super pleased. Everybody looked forced to be in it.

Stupid red-haired freak.

I actually think we should steal that next year for St. Patrick's Day. Yeah, let's do it. We've got to steal that and do that. Charlie's got to lead it. And Charlie, yes. You'll be the grand marshal.

I'll be dustin' him. I love it.

All right, great job. And by the way, it was nice to see Daniel, too. How great was it to see Daniel came up from Toledo and hung out, so we had fun with everybody the whole time.

The whole group there. Kenyatta, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Good morning.

How are you?

Are y'all telling us that COVID started in the 955 studio? I think so.

Call Dr. Fauci. We've got, what are they, what is case?

That's nasty.

What is case number one called? What is it, COVID case number one?

Patient zero.

Patient zero is Zach. And it started with Shannon. Now on it was Shannon. Oh, you think it's Shannon?

Shannon, you.

Well, it is kind of funny, Kenyatta, that Shannon found what Zach and Charlie were doing to be disgusting, but yet we know that her and Megan make out with the same energy drink. But I know her.

I know, Megan. It's different. It's crazy. Plus, we're girls. We don't get bad diseases.

Oh, my God. I know.

All bad diseases come from boys. I learned that in the fifth grade. I'm sticking to it.

I'm so disgusted. All right. Well, thank you, Kenyatta. Appreciate it. Love you. Take care.

Love you.

Got to talk, by the way, about all the listeners that we met in Grand Rapids this weekend and how everybody kept walking up going, my mom loves you. My mom loves you. I think I FaceTimed more moms. And I have to be quite honest with you. I don't know who were hotter, the moms or the daughters. It was insane. All of a sudden, the FaceTime picks up, and I'm picturing mom's going to get on there, and she's going to look like, you know, I don't know, some 50-, 60-year-old woman. It's like, there's a hot 30-year-old. I'm like, holy crap. We got to do Naughty Moms Night Out and GP. Believe me. I mean, GR. GR and GP.

GP, are you with me?

We'll do it anywhere. We'll go everywhere. It's Mojo in the Mornings, Back in the Day.

Let's go! Back in the Day. What year did this stuff happen?

All right. Let's do the Back in the Day. Oh, you know what? Tickets to see Tommy Richmond could be yours. This was the year that the University of Michigan basketball player by the name of Chris Weber, best-looking basketball player in the history of the NBA, He received a technical foul for calling a timeout that Michigan didn't have.

He calls a timeout. He doesn't realize that's Michigan's too many. And so it'll be a technical foul. North Carolina shooting and the ball. A huge mental mistake.

Hocus Pocus was the big movie.

Twist the bones and bend the back. He had to take up a different medical mystery. Turn him of his baby back. He had to take up a different medical mystery. Give him far black as black. Just black.

And the big song. Rump Shaker from Rex and Effect. By the way, can I say we're going way back, but I guess it's NCAA March Madness. We had to do that for the Wolverines, the Big Ten champions this weekend.

What year did these things happen? Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548.

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Happy St. Paddy's Day. from Mojo in the Morning.

It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. What year was this?

All right, all happened in the same year. The Fab Five is what they were called, Michigan Wolverines. And Chris Weber made a huge mistake. He called a timeout that they didn't have and ended up costing them the game.

He calls a timeout. He doesn't realize that's Michigan's too many. And so it'll be a technical foul. North Carolina shooting and the ball. A huge mental mistake.

And Chris, it doesn't make a difference. You guys cheated anyway, so you guys got everything taken away from you. Hocus Pocus was the big movie.

Twist the bones and then the back. He had to take up a demonic mystic. Turn him of his baby. He had to take up a demonic mystic. Give him far, but lack is black. Just lack.

And big song. Rump Shaker. This is back in the day. What year was it? Let's go to Tim. Tim, what year was that? 1993. There you go. Congratulations. You too. Was it the Michigan Wolverines, or what was it? It was the movie. It was Hocus Pocus. Classic. I love it. All right. What did you do? Did you Google? You Googled, didn't you? No, kids. Oh, okay. Congratulations to you, man. I love that movie. We're going to set you up with tickets. We got tickets to go see Tommy Richman. Tommy Richman is going to be at the St. Andrews. Tommy Richman. You know who Tommy Richman is, don't you? Do you know Tommy Richman? Yeah. Perfect. Congratulations. We're going to set you up with a pair of tickets. Hang on the phone for just one second. Tickets available, LiveNation.com.

All right, we got more tickets to give away. Throughout the week, you got to see the prizes that we have for tickets. We got tickets for Kendrick SZA this hour, and then next hour, sold-out Tate McCray tickets, so make sure that you're listening. Text to win for this one. Text SNOOZE to 95500. S-N-O-O-Z-E to 95500 for a shot to win tickets. You could be seeing Kendrick and SZA. Standard text and data rates do apply. text snooze right now to 95500 good luck mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 happy st patrick's day shannon and what's going on first dirty after the weekend what's happening connie west is angry

at what he calls the quote-unquote kardashian mob for the current status of his co-parenting relationship with kim kardashian in the span of i would say six minutes he unloaded on x about kim her family, Hulu, their custody agreement. Some of the tweets read, yes, I have beef with people that froze my account and took my kids away and tried to put me in jail and it's stuck. Another tweet said, I need to have say-so of where they go to school and who their friends are and whose houses they sleep over, whether my daughters wear lipstick and perfume. All these rights have been taken from me by the Kardashian mob, Hulu, and Disney, and the bigger agenda to use the selectively bred black children to be platforms to influence black people. I didn't realize that his co-parenting relationship had disintegrated so much. Are you shocked? Kind of. Yeah, because I thought they were doing a good job for a long time. It seemed like there was communication there,

at least the way that they both spoke about it.

Nice amicable relationship. I think things have changed over the past few months.

it's gotten worse yeah i mean at this point yeah how does she how do you freeze an account like that is that uh something that couples can do to each other or how did she have a it had to be a

joint account right yeah 72 year old former nfl coach bill belichick and his 26 year old girlfriend jordan hudson were doing a little beach yoga together over the weekend the photos are hysterical By the way, shout out to Jordan. She's legit. She's got a banging body. She knows her yoga poses. But she shared the photos to her Instagram with the caption, hashtag spring break, hashtag us time, hashtag still got it. And the photos show. Still got it, bitch. Shut up. You're 26. You got it for a longer. Oh, maybe you're right. You're right. Well, so he's laying on his back, like on a beach towel. And he's got his legs up. Like, you know when you were little and you used to do airplane? Yes. Well, I do it with my kids now, but that's what they're doing, basically. And she's doing all sorts of yoga poses while balancing on his feet.

He's a college coach now at UNC. Do you think college kids are just going to love to play for him? Because he's so viral. He works, does a ton with Pat McAfee, and he's on Barstool and all the rest of that stuff, too. Like, I feel like if I'm going to play for somebody, I want to play for somebody that I feel like is cool. And he's gotten that cool vibe back to him, you know?

I mean, you couple that with the fact that he has, what, seven or eight championships?

That's true. Yeah.

Forget the cool factor.

That's a bonus. Can you imagine if he all of a sudden becomes like a football powerhouse coach, too?

Incredible.

I propose today that you and Mojo, Kev, need to reenact these photos.

Please, please, please, please, for Instagram. I want to be the top. I was going to say, I think my legs might be stronger than yours. Let's do it.

And speaking of St. Patrick's Day, the best city when it comes to celebrating St. Patrick's Day is Boston. no surprise here thanks to its huge parade yeah a lot of Irish pubs yeah the second and third place finishers however kind of surprised me Chicago not on there it is but it's not in the top three Reno Nevada came in at number two I guess they have this leprechaun crawl that's just huge and then Savannah Georgia I guess goes big on the Irish festivities half a million out of towners come to savannah for the nation's seventh oldest parade so following boston reno savannah uh santa rosa california no idea why worcester massachusetts chicago there you go go way down there that's amazing shock new york city henderson nevada random buffalo new york random yeah and

pittsburgh i get the idea of nevadas just because anything goes in nevada you can go party and celebrate and do all that stuff but i think chicago boston make more sense to maybe in new york because of all the irish pubs i think that i saw the most irish pubs is new york and then followed by boston and then i think chicago is as far as the top three it goes yeah but uh when they dye that river green in chicago it's still so cool to see

The time lapse. And honestly, it's one of the coolest things to witness live. If you've never gotten a chance to do it, you've got to go do it. And that city goes crazy. Put Grand Rapids on there, too. Grand Rapids has turned into a hot spot, too.

It was fun.

And with all the breweries and stuff, I mean, it's a place to hang.

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Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. It's Mojo in the Morning's 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yeah, 5 at 6.55, go now.

All right, it is time now for a special edition of the 5 at 6.55. Ah, it's St. Patrick's Day. Ah, ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta. Erica.

Yes.

Will this be the luck of the Irish for you today, or will it be an unlucky day? You're going for 15 today. 15. Yeah. This is the big one. Then tomorrow we'll take on Shannon. You're going to be, if you win today, you'll be in the Tournament of Champions, and you will be one of, I think that there's over the years, I think we've maybe had 100 people in all the years that we've been doing the 5 of 655 ever be 15-time champs. I don't even know. I'll have to look up the exact number. I think we were getting close to 100. I got faith in Erica. Let's see what happens.

Yeah, I can do it. I can do it. I study all weekend. I'm ready.

Your challenger this morning, who is calling us from Bedford, Ohio. That's right near Toledo. First grade teacher at Jackman Road Elementary School. Please welcome Lauren to the show. What's up, Lauren?

Hi. Good morning.

Good morning, Lauren. Erica, say hi.

Hey, Lauren. Good morning. Hi, Erica.

I'm going to lock you guys away from each other. I'm going to talk to Lauren here. I'm going to lock you up, Erica. Good luck to you.

Okay.

All right, here we go. Five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Lauren, what's it like teaching first graders? Is it like me hanging out with these guys here? What is it?

Yeah, it's busy.

Is it?

It's fun, though.

A lot of busy work. What do you guys do on St. Patrick's Day? Do the kids all wear green?

Yeah, I think so. and I have to mess up my classroom and pretend like the leprechaun came.

Oh, that's awesome. The leprechaun is coming. That's right. Here we go. Mojo, can I give you a quick fun fact about Lauren? Yes. When she's not being an amazing first grade teacher, she's slaughtering pigs. What? Wait, explain that.

My daughter's raising 4-H pigs right now for the Mineral County Fair, so.

Oh, my God, that's cool. Wait, so you're not slaughtering them?

I'm not myself, no. Okay. No.

All right, here we go. Five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Question number one. Rihanna's partner performed for the first time since he was found not guilty of felony assault. He was at Rolling Loud Festival performing from a helicopter. Boy, what a way to get in. Who is he?

ASAP Ricky.

Question number two. Jason Sudeikis went on the New Heights podcast to announce season four of this TV show, which he stars in. What is that TV show called? Question number three, March Madness kicks off tomorrow. What is the first round of the tournament called when there are only eight teams? I'm sorry, what is the round of the tournament called? Not the first round. What is the round of the tournament called where there are only eight teams left?

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I don't know. I don't know.

What?

I don't know. Question number four. Actor Justin Theroux got married over the weekend. Which former Friends star was he once married to? Three seconds. Three. Get the drop ready.

Two.

Jennifer Aniston.

In question number five, over the weekend, Gal Gadot was promoting her movie solo at Disneyland amid rumors of tensions with her co-star, Rachel Ziegler. What is the Disney live action movie that they're both in called?

Three.

Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. Yeah, I think she might have redeemed herself towards the end.

Still two out of five. Oh, no. Not the best.

Two out of five.

You tried.

Not going to be something that's going to help. You're going to kick yourself for one of them, too. Knock off a champion. Question.

Number one, Erica.

Okay.

Rihanna's partner was performing for the first time since he was found not guilty of felony assault. He was at Rolling Loud Festival. He performed from a helicopter. Who is he?

A-Sap Rocky.

Say that again because your phone cut out.

A-Sap Rocky.

Okay. We almost caught her.

We almost caught her.

Poor Lauren. Lauren had the right idea but the wrong name. Question number two, Jason Sudeikis went on the New Heights podcast to announce season four of this TV show that he stars on. What's it called?

Ted Lasso.

Yes. Two to nothing. Question number three, March Madness kicks off tomorrow. What is the round of the tournament called where there are only eight teams left?

I'm sorry, you cut out. Can you repeat that?

March Madness kicks off tomorrow. what is the round of the tournament called where there are only eight teams left?

Oh, God, I was going to quiz me on this last night. Elite B?

You're kind of close. The Elite Eight. Yes, two to nothing. Question number four. Actor Justin Theroux got married over the weekend. Which former Friends star was he once married to?

Jennifer Aniston.

Yes. Three to one. And question number five. Over the weekend, Gal Gadot was promoting her new solo at Disneyland amid rumors that there's tension with her co-star, Rachel Ziegler. What's the name of their new Disney live-action movie? Three seconds.

Is it Snow White?

Yes, it is.

42, final score.

That is a 15-time champion we just had there. Let's go. Let's go. She is 15 times. Congratulations to you. You will forever be known as a 15-time champ. Nobody can ever take that away from you. It's even more prestigious than winning the NCAA March Madness Tournament.

I don't believe it. Right.

Congratulations to you.

Thank you so much.

Hang on the phone for just one second, and we're going to get you all the details, by the way, Erica, of what we're going to set you up with. We're going to get you some nice prizes, but also we're going to talk to you about tomorrow because you're going to be taking Shannon on tomorrow.

Yes, you are. Okay.

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i got flowers sent to the station but here's the problem i have no idea who they're from So there was a card But this is all that it says Your smile and personality are off the charts And then three initials And I have no idea who these initials belong to It's MBG

Oh it's Mojo No it's not MBG

Oh MBG it's not I talked to him

Wait you asked him

By the way if you're going who is that that's one of our security cards

Yes and he was like Who Megan thinks is very high. Who's sending you flowers in front of me is what he said.

Oh. So he's protective of you.

Or do you think he's just trying to throw you off?

I don't think he's trying. Why would you not want to take credit for sending me flowers? Yeah.

Wait, have you had conversations with him outside of the studio about your love for him? Have you guys gone out at all? The security guard knew?

Nope. We have not. She has his face saying things, though.

No.

Wait, but he knows.

I just know she thinks he's hot.

And he knows that you think that because he's heard us talk about it? So what does he say when you, and we'll talk about the flowers in a second. What do you say when he got the first flowers? You asked him, hey, did you send these to me?

No, the other flowers were signed by somebody that was not him.

Oh, okay.

And not the same initials as this person.

Correct. Correct.

Interesting.

But who puts their initials? Like, why wouldn't you write your name? Like, you're not getting credit, and I know you spend money on these.

I feel like that's like an older man or something. Like, the only time I feel like you see initials for real from a guy is maybe if they put them, if they get, like, tailored shirts and they get them custom made and they put their initials. What is it called? Monogramming?

Yeah.

That kind of thing.

You don't monogram a note from flower season. This is bothering me. I want to know who it is.

so bad but real quick the first person that sent him to you who is that did you i didn't know who he was but he signed his name and it's somebody in our listening area i would assume so oh did you so there's no way for you to reach out did you look him up on social to see if he was cute or he left his phone number oh did you call him no i did not really you didn't call just to say

why do you think that's weird i think that's rude you gotta say thank you no i don't i mean

you don't have to call from your cell phone where was i gotta call him you're right we don't have landline you can block your phone number when you call i will do not trust that whatsoever

call from shannon's phone you guys share energy drinks why not share phones i think it's i think that that's uh or have me call them from the studio line here i could have

called me too let me see if there's anything else on here any other we gotta stop touching it we We got to dust it for fingerprints.

I need to get it from the flower company, not from him. MBG. MBG.

What the hell does that mean?

Who are you?

So can we call the floor? Oh, it's 1-800-Flowers. I was like, can you call the florist and be like, what's the name on the credit card? I don't know who this is. And it's freaking me out. Can we do that? I don't know. Let's try.

Lydia, I'll give you all the shipping information.

I really don't know who these are from, and I would like to send them a thank you. What kind of flowers were there?

Yeah, I'll pull them out. I have no idea. I'm not even, like, really a flower person.

Were they the flowers from... No, were they delivered over the... Like, when were they delivered? And are they still alive? Because they came on a Monday.

Well, they came on Friday.

Oh.

They came on Friday.

I know they... I'm surprised they're not dead.

Why are they here? I left really quickly. Oh, they're starting to die. Oh, that's a lot of... Tulips are not cheap either. Two bouquets.

Wow. Is there anything else inside there? Maybe there's more notes. Maybe he's hiding in the box. Be careful.

They smell good. Wait, well, there's a tag on this side right here. What does that say?

Yeah, there you go.

Oh, never mind. Product of USA. I got a side on.

I think I got a vase and I smashed my last vase, so, like, thanks for that.

If they didn't come on Friday, I would have wondered if it was somebody that you met over the weekend. Megan, over the weekend, did a fantastic job of shouting out that the only guys that hit on her were gay guys.

Really? Oh, my God.

I was so nervous. And when she did that, a really tall, good-looking dude walked up to me to go, I'm not gay. I've been talking to her all day. I don't know why she thinks I'm gay. First of all, buddy. Do I give off gay vides? That is.

Hey, how do you do, gay boy?

I was like, yeah. Hello, gay boy. Hello. Hello, gay boy.

Every time I was talking to somebody, I would be like, oh, hey, what's going on? Yadda, yadda, yadda. They'd be like, love this show. I'm like, all right, strike one. And then they would be like, yeah, which isn't really a strike, but you guys know how I feel about like, okay, you're coming to the table with a lot more information than I have. And then I was still flirting. I was like, whatever, we're all drunk, we're drinking, blah. And then eventually, this happened three times. They would be like, oh, well, my boyfriend's somewhere over there and he'll be joining us. Dude, are you gay? At one point, the dude was like, oh, my fiance is here. And I was like, oh, where is she? And he was like, well, he's getting a strength. And I was like, oh, are you kidding me? Why is it only gay men? And why is my gaydar so bad?

This kid, though, I got to tell you, this kid was so, like, disappointed because he was like, I've never been told I was gay.

Shut up, gay boys.

What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How you doing, Jessica?

Hi, good morning. How are you?

We're doing good. We're trying to figure this out. we're trying to get to the bottom of the mystery flowers.

Just call the florist shop. They'll tell you. If you call them and say, I got a delivery and I don't know who it's from, they'll tell you who it's from. Even if it's 1,800 flowers?

Yeah, it's like a national thing.

I'm pretty positive. I mean, what's the worst that's going to happen? You can try and they tell you no. Oh, for sure.

What if you did this? What if you called there and said, I have a stalker on my hands and I need to know if it's the stalker? Will they give you the information? Is it kind of like, I need a private investigator to get somebody's cell phone records or something?

What if you call and be like, you know, I'm actually from the police force and completely portray yourself in a different light? Maybe then definitely they'll give it to you.

There you go. Opposes, cops.

Oh, they're moldy.

They mold out that fast. That's not a good sign for 1-800-Flowers. What's up, Len?

Leonard, how you doing? Should have went to Rose's womb.

Hey, just check the phone number because you keep the longs for people texting in. Just cross-reference that phone number with their texting.

Oh, there's no phone number on you. No, he means for the first guy to send the phone. Oh, okay. Oh, that's actually a good idea. Good idea. That's actually a really good idea. Look up the first guy's numbers and see what kind of text he's been sending in. And then we can see what kind of guy this guy is or if we have a name attached to it. Nice idea, Leonard.

Like I said, he sent it with a name. So, like, I know who the first guy was. And his initials were not M.

I know, but we can see what kind of a guy he is as far as, like, does he send texts throughout the time? Like, is he a hardcore listener of the show? What's up, Janeth?

Sorry, the thing cut out. It's Jennifer.

Oh, Jennifer. Hi, Jennifer. Hey, guys. Good morning. What's going on, Jennifer? I'm trying to figure out who you are I don't think I'm ever going to find out the roses guy Go ahead

So Megan you should check your followers Like on your Instagram or other social media And look in like type in M And see who comes up And see if anybody matches the initials

It could be anybody though That's very popular don't you think

It could be But maybe the last name would be G You know what I mean

The only problem though

Is wouldn't it be disappointing if it wasn't the M that you wanted it to be and it was the M that you didn't want it to be?

So it could be Madison Beer, Mallory Campbell, Melissa Hutchinson. I bet it's her. I bet it's her. Interesting. Why did Cupcake... Oh, Shannon Murphy. I was like, why did Cupcake Shannon...

Kristen wants to tell you who she thinks it is. Who do you think it is, Kristen? Is it Mike Gabara? Mike Gabara. Yeah, Steve Gabara's brother. Mike. He's trying to move in on Megan. Maybe Steve's really not his real name.

I don't know. I just heard that. You know who it is? Seriously?

No. May God bless. There you go. Who is that?

That's scarier to me. An acronym for a phrase instead of name is weirdly scarier.

Somebody says that they think that it's one of the misfits in Misfit. It's Misfit whatever. Misfit BG. Do we have a Misfit with the BG? Oh, what's the guy's name with the big giant dong? What's his? No, that's Baby Leg J. Baby Leg J. That's J Dong. Could you imagine Misfit Baby Leg? If it was MBL.

If it is you, please call and reveal yourself.

Yeah. We'll voice this guy as you.

No, we will not. Yes, we will. Fine.

Just to lure a man. Why do you think, though, that every guy that was hitting on you, does that happen a lot?

Why do I think? Because they were telling me my boyfriend is over there. I wasn't like, you're giving off feminine vibes.

But why do you think that was, though? I know that you're very gay-friendly, but why do you think that all the gay men are coming up and talking to you?

Well, let's get things straight, first of all. Not gay-friendly. Straight. I'm a bitch. Secondly, I think that I give off I respect you vibes, which probably opens up a lot of

conversations. Did you ask me if they have any girlfriends or guy friends that would be interested in you?

No, because I just assumed all gay people only hang out with gay people.

Yeah, but that's okay, though, because if it's women, you're okay with us, you know? That's very true.

There were so many cute girls.

Yeah, it was beautiful. Honestly, it was one of the best-looking crowds I've ever seen at the Irish off Ionia. We have to shout out Casey,

one of our VIP winners, who hung out with us a good chunk of the day. She was really sweet. I loved her. I did too.

Did I tell you the situation that I ran into? This, honestly, might have been one of the greatest. So I took a million pictures, which, by the way, Bianca did a fabulous job. Thank you, Bianca, for all the picture taking that you did. I got you. I took pictures, and they're in our group there, so you're on your phone, and I can pick them out of the pictures, with a guy and a girl, and they looked like they were the cutest couple ever. And I said to them, I go, you guys are like the cutest couple I've ever seen. They started laughing. And I'm like, oh, they must have just met. And the girl goes, oh, this is my boyfriend's best friend. My boyfriend had to work today, so we decided that we would come and be drinking parties.

But you thought they were a couple. Why?

I thought they were a couple because they just look cute together and they were together. And we took the pictures and stuff like that. And actually, it was funny because when we took the pictures, they had me stand in the middle. And I usually, if they're a couple, I always have the woman stand in the middle. so long story short we're hanging out drinks are flowing everything's good and then all of a sudden I see them a little bit later as I'm standing by the stage and we're getting ready to go up on stage and her tongue is so far into his mouth and they are drunk making out with each other

When the first time.

And I'm watching this going, huh. So that's how it is in that family, huh? And it got me to think, and you know what? This actually could be, Lydia, I don't know if we can get a topic going this early in the morning like this. And we'll keep it as clean as we can for your kids. Who messed around with their best friend's relationship? Is there anybody listening to the show that has ever done that before? where they messed around with their besties, you know, boy or girl, whatever it is, 844-MOJO-LIVE. Just see if anybody calls over that because I want to know if there's anybody that has ever done that before.

I've never done that, and to my knowledge, none of the homies in my core group have done that either. The closest that I've come to a situation like that, one of my friends had a lady come over who had a younger sister, and he took the older girl, had the younger sister, And then within the next three days, that older sister that he had came over to my house. That probably was the closest. But best friends, that's some things you just don't judge.

Would you ever cross the line if you knew you couldn't get caught?

Nah, nah. Hell nah.

No? That's crazy. What if you thought to yourself, what if you thought to yourself, I'm going to do it because this person is meant for me, not them, because we're like, like you felt the connection so much.

I think that is an excuse for you to do wrong, to be honest with you.

By the way, anybody that went Saturday or had their girlfriend go Saturday with their best friend is probably listening to this going, what the hell just happened? They look at those pictures if we posted it.

They're very slowly turning to the person.

I think I might have just busted cheaters more than you over there, Nicole. Hold on. Michelle, you there?

Yes, I am. First time long time. Michelle on the phone.

Michelle has an idea of the MBG. What is that?

Most beautiful girl. It's signed from that person.

Yeah, maybe that's what they're saying. Are they saying from or they just said MBG for her? Maybe re-look at the card. For her.

I mean, signed with a little dash where you put your name.

Okay, all right. That's a nice idea.

Which, again, call me beautiful. Love that. But how the hell am I supposed to know who they're from? you're gonna get more today with another clue what's up alicia good morning good morning mojo yeah i was thinking the same thing maybe so maybe it's megan's great breast that could be it too that's why it's great i sent him the last time he wanted to creep her out again so he had to give her a different yeah you know it's also mbg so it's megan breast great leslie what's up it's mojo in the morning uh good morning so it wasn't me it was my sister i was watching my niece all the time and my sister was in a partying phase and her friend and my brother-in-law were going out to the club all the time together by themselves and i'm like well that's weird and then come find out months later they both uh confessed that they were cheating

with each other oh man wow did you ever think that you're still together too really wow that what's the relationship like with your sister and uh this friend and your her ex none they're not friends anymore uh do you talk to them still or do you see them out um i don't ever see the

friend anymore but my brother-in-law is still at every family gathering and everything yep

Because of the kids, huh?

Yep.

Wow. That's amazing.

No.

What's up, Summer? What's going on?

What is up? First time, long time. Yes, Summer on your phone.

Woo!

So I had a Halloween party, and I had my girlfriend at the time that I was seeing there, and obviously I had my best friend and a whole bunch of my other friends were there, and I had them go out and get some more drinks for us and uh my best friend had like a miata or whatever and she wanted to go with to go for a ride because she was into cars and stuff and we broke up a couple months after that and then i just found out like two weeks ago that my best friend and my ex slept

together while we were together that night in his miata oh my god by the way miatas are like the smallest cars i know origami that's unreal so whenever whenever they say hey can you take me for a ride you gotta preface that with just the car okay and make sure that that doesn't happen

that's amazing yeah just the car you don't need to ride my friend no more yeah please

do you ever see them anymore is the miata still running oh i hope not

Thank you.

Yeah, that's crazy. Megan, listener Megan, what's going on?

So I ended up marrying my best friend's ex. Oh, God. How did that first start? About a year after they broke up, him and I started dating. We were always friends, obviously. And she just didn't like it. we started you know being closer and she didn't like it and she just kind of discarded both of us and then uh you know years later we we got married wow do you feel guilty at all no not at all she was a little bit uh intense and she actually messed around with one of my ex-boyfriends so oh i guess i guess it's like fair game and he's such a catch i was like no i'm gonna i'm gonna

to marry him wow did you make the first move that turned it from friendship to something more

i i did how did you do it uh i don't you know just uh you asked him to come over and instead of uh just hanging out where we'd never hang out you know so did you know when you asked him to come

over or did he know when you asked him to come over that he was coming over there to to fool around with you or did he think he was just coming over to hang with you oh no we you know we're adults we do so you guys were flirting with each other back and forth i love that you have that you thought he was he is such a catch that you said to yourself kind of like what i said to kevin like would you ever do this well hey you realize this guy is better with you you thought than better than with your friend your friendship wasn't as strong as what you thought that this

guy was going to be to you for sure absolutely he's definitely my soulmate so i'm it's all worth

it question do you never let him leave your side because you got to be careful you might have some friends that might feel that same way that you did about him i'm sure they do i uh i people

compliment him all the time on how attractive he is but you know like i said he's my twin flame so i'm not worried about it he goes on trips by himself hiking and all time you know i'm not

worried about it so you don't worry ever that if he cheated on her he could do the same to you you guys have been together for long enough that you think that everything's solid well he didn't cheat

on her they were already broken up we were just all kind of remained friends so there was no foul

play except for you know yeah all right well good that see i like i like to hear positives that come out of this thing i wonder if a couple that i saw this week well yeah because they were broken up And so now they're in a long, you know, relationship with each other.

Legal, but perhaps frowned upon.

Yeah. Maria?

Yeah.

Hi, what did you do?

So I got with my best friend's boyfriend because she slept with my boyfriend at the time.

Wait, sweet revenge. And was it worth it? Was it worth it doing the tit for tat?

It was very dramatic. I don't know if I'd ever do that again. I probably would just call it off, break up, and work on yourself and be happy. That's the best revenge you can do. It was incredibly dramatic at the time. By the time, I had no regrets. It felt really good.

Question, when you guys were in each other's arms and other things, were you guys ever feeling guilty? Like, were you looking going, oh, crap, I can't believe I'm doing this? No?

No way. No, because we didn't respond to them. No, no way.

Okay.

We didn't respond to them.

By the way, all of you guys need Jesus. I just want you guys to know that. By the way, quick question for you, because I was having a conversation the other day with a friend who listens to the show. He's convinced that when people call us up to tell us their craziest stories, their kids are in the backseat and they're about to drop them off at the car line. Are you in a car with the kids right now?

No, I'm going to work.

Okay, all right, good. He was telling me, he goes, do you know half those calls that you get, I think their kids are in the backseat of the car and they're about to drop them off at school. And I thought to myself, oh, my God, that's actually kind of cool. That would happen. Thank you, guys. All right. No, no way. We'll talk to you later. Take care. Actually, I'm not going to talk to you later, but have a great day. Call us again. Don't miss this. Mojo in the morning. When we come back here next, sold out Tate McRae tickets. We got a pair for you to win before you do the dirty. What do you got?

ASAP Rocky is back. His very interesting first performance since being found not guilty of those two felony counts of assault. And Starbucks getting sued. This is a crazy story. I'll catch you up coming up in the Dirty.

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show it's going to be august the 16th you want to win a pair of tickets right now 844-665-6548 mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 uh shout out to everybody that came out to irish off ionia and did uh us proud it was such a great time man the pictures that if you haven't seen yourself took pictures with us they're pretty much all over our social media so we love it and if you got any pictures with us you know post them and share it uh with us okay so tag us in it so that we can share it uh i want to say thanks to everybody at snx uh it was great to hang out with mike and schmitty and charlie and uh tim fagan and everybody and john uh they do such a great job really too west michigan's number one hit music station and i have to be quite honest with you uh they work so hard all the time and i always you know i remember when we first got on in that market and we were first there i remember it was kind of an iffy thing like they were like oh boy these guys a little too edgy for this station and i get it tim was a little worried about it it's been so much fun to see how the show is built like such a great thing in the state of michigan for us um and then uh thanks to daniel who came in from toledo he is one of my favorite

people in the whole world and also shout out to planet fitness to have that into guinness for

making irish off ionia happy oh my god we were we were uh texting away and uh and facetime in a way with uh brian reef over at planet fitness and um we had uh alicia with us alicia bailey who does such a great job on the uh the bus brian said he had like jealous vibes he was like very upset that He didn't get a chance to – he had so many different events going on that day, including some charity events that he had to go to. Otherwise, he would have come out and hung out with us. Shout out my friend Aisha from Grand Rapids. Hey, is that the girl that you had been talking to or no? It's my friend Aisha.

Just shout out to Aisha.

Did she come out? I don't know because I was wondering. Did we meet her?

Did we meet her? Did she come up and introduce us?

Can I ask a question?

Is there a picture?

I know you had the Pistons game. Yeah. And I know that that was allegedly the reasoning of why you couldn't do it because it would have been tough for you to get back.

Yeah.

Do we know for a fact that maybe he didn't want to go because there was maybe something happening?

Oh, no, no, no, no. I didn't want to be a reason why we needed to leave early. I wanted you guys to have the full experience of Irish off-by-hand. Okay.

I was just making sure. Are you still talking to that girl from?

This is the Dirty on the 30.

I'm telling you.

Give us something.

Yeah, shout out, my friend. Okay.

All right, so you are still talking to her. Good. All right.

All right. A$AP Rocky, making a very dramatic entrance for his headlining set at the Rolling Loud Music Festival over the weekend, descended onto the stage from a helicopter that hovered over the massive crowd at Hollywood Park in Inglewood, California on Saturday evening. He performed an unreleased track from the back of that copter, rumored to be called All Black. And then once he jumped onto the stage, of course, he did, like, all of his hits, all the songs everybody knew. Rihanna was there cheering him on from the crowd. This was his first live performance since being acquitted of those two felony counts of assault against A$AP Relly. So this was a big, big deal.

Do we know what it's like to be underneath a helicopter while you're performing?

I was wondering that as well.

Like, are people's hair blowing all over the place? And is it tough for them to hear everything?

A$AP Rocky and the whole A$AP Mob, they have, I think the proper term is a cult following. So even though he hasn't dropped an album in quite some time and this alleged album, Don't Me Dumb, is supposed to come out, people go crazy for him. So the rolling out kids went up and went off.

Ted Lasso, if you're a fan, is officially confirmed, set to return for a fourth season on Apple TV+. That info coming from Jason Sudeikis himself on the New Hype Podcast. That's where we're right.

We're right in season four now. Yeah! That's the official word, yeah. Ted's coaching, yeah, a women's team there. That's happening. What is he? Yeah. Is he coming back to the States? Yeah, that's too many questions. We'll leave it at that. We'll leave it at that. And it's only because I don't have...

I don't know how far along production is or when those new episodes are set to air, but it sounds like everybody, like, cast-wise is coming back. Spoiler alert.

Him coming to the States? Wow, I know. There's spoiler alert there if you haven't been keeping up with the show. There you go.

Jennifer Aniston's ex-husband, Justin Theroux, and his fiancée, the very beautiful Nicole Bride and Bloom, are married. They had a very small, intimate beach ceremony in Tulum, Mexico over the weekend. Now, if you remember, Justin and Jen married in 2015. They separated in 2018 and later divorced, but they're still really, really good friends. Like, they go on vacation and stuff together with their buddy, Jason Bateman. Do we know who she is, the new wife? I don't. I keep seeing pictures of her, and she's...

lovely looking like she's stunning of course but i don't know what like what her story is where she's from diddy pled not guilty to two new indictments that were unveiled against him one in january and the other earlier this month both from women who are accusing him of labor and abusive treatment while working for him he was told about these two new indictments before he appeared in court for the first time on friday and the one thing that i that everybody was taking away from that appearance is that his hair's gone gray and his beard's gone gray. So he looks really different. Yeah, he's been dyeing his hair. He will go to trial officially on May 5th. And lastly, on Friday, a court ordered Starbucks to pay $50 million in damages to a delivery driver who was severely burned by a spilled tea. An L.A. jury has hit Starbucks with a $50 million

verdict after a customer suffered third-degree burns to his genitalia. In 2020, Postmates driver Michael Garcia was picking up three hot teas. Surveillance video from inside the drive-thru shows one of the three cups was not properly secured onto the container before the barista handed it to him. His attorneys say the unsecured cup with the scalding hot tea fell into his lap. Paramedics had to take him to the emergency room. Evidence shown during trial explains Garcia

suffered permanent injuries disfigurement debilitating nerve damage and starbucks came out in response to this to say while they sympathize with this guy they do plan to appeal the verdict because they disagree with the jury's decision that they were at fault for the incident and they also think that 50 million dollar number is a little excessive he offered to

go down to 30 million dollars if they apologized to him and they said while we feel like you know we're sorry that this happened to you we're not going to take uh uh the ownership for it and they're not gonna do it i will say this you know what the problem is it's these damn uh uh trays that they have which we've had had them in our studio their trays are like the biodegradable let's save the earth trays that are making people's balls get burned no it's not the trays It is.

Even if it spills on you, it shouldn't be served at a temperature that is literally What do you expect? It's coffee. No. I get mine. I select the little circle for extra hot. But even extra hot does not mean boiling. This is exactly what happened with that McDonald's case was it was at such a point that it was at a boiling point and it melted their skin on contact. Even the extra hot at Starbucks isn't hot enough for me. But we shouldn't be serving something so hot that it can melt your skin on contact.

I bet you that this will make them get rid of drive-thrus. You watch.

No.

They'll say, yeah, $50 million. If they have to pay. Yeah, but they're going to say, you come in here because you're at your own risk then. And they'll hand it to you straight on and then you do your own thing.

It's the same thing. No, it's not.

Because they said that because she handed it to him and it fell on him. If I hand you the coffee, this has happened before and people have tried to sue. That's at your own risk. You grab it with your hand. You take it out. It doesn't make a difference if the lid's on or not on. It's your own risk of taking it.

So, in that particular instance that Megan is talking about, the lady sued for whatever.

McDonald's for the coffee? Yeah. She got one day of coffee sales.

It says the trial judge reduced the punitive damages to three times the amount of the compensatory damages totaling $640,000. So, far from $50 million.

All she asked for was medical bill coverage and an apology. McDonald's said no, and they granted her one day of coffee sales in the 90s. That's all she got was one day of coffee sales, and they melted off her genitals. They no longer exist. It is the temperature at which they are serving it that is the problem, which the Starbucks baristas cannot control because it comes out of the tap, which is dangerous.

If you watched the video, there's a video, if you Google it online, of them handing the thing to them. She hands it to him. That guy grabs onto the thing, and literally the tray just falls apart because these trays aren't meant for those cups. And by the way, that McDonald's lady, I saw an interview with her years later. She said that she went back to McDonald's like the next week or whatever after she got out of the hospital. So she still goes to McDonald's.

That sauce is McMuffin.

You can't give up McDonald's. Still loved it.

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Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. Here we go. Mojo in the Mornings, Dirty on the 30. Your call may be monitored or recorded. All right, winner of tickets to go see Tate McRae. Let's go to Oxford, Michigan, where Kristen is on the phone with us right now. Kristen?

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oh that's awesome and you know what it's it's the hardest ticket to get it's sold out show so you got a pair of tickets congratulations to you have a great time thank you more tickets throughout the week we'll have them for you you just got to listen at 7 30 before you head off to work or school all this week to win a pair of tickets at 8 30 this morning we're gonna give away tickets to see the weekend so hold on one second we'll get you set up okay all right it is mojo in the morning what's going on eric hi hey mojo how you doing doing fantastic

what's up eric good uh just wanted to say thank you all so much i went to irish off ionia and got a chance to meet you all and you guys were just incredible and honestly just made made my day

oh that's awesome that's great to great to uh to know did you you didn't happen to do the ice

luge did you because we're checking on people's health this morning well so yes i did i was actually one of the last ones to do it and i remember shannon coming up to me and saying

you probably should not have done that i stood there i was so worried about everybody

yes i i am still alive thank god um had a great time with zach he was kind of the one i hung out with the most but yes it was just so great to meet all of you i actually remember exactly who

you are and i think i you didn't you were not aware that everybody was using that same tube

yes yes i was the one in the green bay pack yep i remember but yes it's good that you were hanging

out with zach because you guys are going to be quarantining together after this thing's all said and done. Thanks, Eric. What's up, Sean? Hi. Hey, how's it going, Mojo? Hey, it's going

great, buddy. What's going on? I just wanted to tell you thank you so much for the Irish Rock Ionia tickets. I had a blast. I loved it. And you guys missed out on the night party.

So tell us about the night party because we ended up leaving late in the afternoon because we needed to get back. Shannon had a sitter that had to get back for her and then everybody had, like, different things that were going on. What happened at night?

At nighttime, it was, like, a big concert. Everybody just up and down, up and down. It kind of reminded me of a rave and made me feel a little old. I'm 30 years old.

Wait a minute. How old are you?

I'm 39. I'll be 40 this year.

Okay. Oh, that crowd, by the way, I'm telling you, if anybody wants to come and hang out with the hottest 25 year olds i felt like that that crowd was it was like everybody that had graduated from grand valley it was like a reunion of the uh the

class of 2024s and shout out to all of the police officers who lydia and bianca were fawning over because every single police officer there was like a model oh my god it was so funny i walked up to

them and they got super pissed at me because they were talking to these super hot girls i was like can I get a photo with you? And they were like, fine. I was like, I'm not see-blocking you, I swear.

Yeah, they were good. Even the police officers that were girls were super hot.

Seriously.

Yeah, no, it was good. It was a great-looking crowd. It was so much fun, and thanks to everybody that comes out and celebrates every single year with us. And that weather, we cannot guarantee any other years. I don't know how that is that we were able to get that good of weather. And they need to put that back on Ionia. And I'm not just saying I'm not saying this to the Irish off Ionia group, the bar five people, the people that do business on on Ionia that were upset about Irish on Ionia being on their street. You guys have no idea what you missed out on. Those people were spending money and they would spend money in your business. I mean, all you have to do like I was thinking about this in Detroit. We do a festival called Arts, Beats, and Eats, and the people that have businesses in Royal Oak do such a great job of, even if it's not something that their business would do, they make money somehow with all the people that are walking around. They figure something out to sell. I wonder financially how those bars were affected, the bars that are on Ionia. I wonder, you know, how Hopcat was. And the Hopcat people and the Barfly people are kind of cool with everybody's cool. Kissing Cousins? Yeah, I don't know. We need to get it back there, because there is something about just drinking out on the streets that makes St. Patrick's Day so much fun. Happy St. Patrick's Day, Sean.

Money well spent. Thank you. Talk to you, buddy. Oh, what happened? You went out on a few dates, had bangs giving, and now you're getting ghosted? No, no, please don't. What happened? Second date uptake happens at 820 on Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. So Smith went to have a play date?

Yes, Smith was on a play date recently. And so I went to go pick him up. And the one takeaway that he needed to tell me about when he got into the car was this.

Mom, there were bloody tampons in the garbage cans in the bathroom. And I just had to laugh because this little boy that he was playing with has an older sister. And I think the situation is that all the kids share the same bathroom. And maybe nobody has shared with her yet that you need to wrap those things in toilet paper before you throw them in the garbage can. But he was just absolutely appalled that he saw bloody tampons. when he went to the bathroom.

Isn't it funny?

I was like, did you have fun? And he's like, yeah, but mom, tampons.

Isn't it funny that when you ask the takeaway of what they did, like they could have gone to Cedar Point during this time that they were together. Nope, didn't matter. That's the one thing that he comes back with is that. And by the way, I apologize to the girl that had the bloody tampons that now we're talking about.

But here's the thing. It made me laugh and remember all of my friends growing up when I was Smith's age, first grade, second grade, whatever, elementary school. And there was always that something that you noticed at somebody's house that you spent the night at or had a play date with. Do you know

what I mean? Oh, my girlfriend's older sisters had their first bras. And I remember all of us

going in and being like, a bra! First time. Ours was the drunk dad. I remember that one of the guy's houses that we stayed at when we were younger the dad would always be drunk for some reason every time that we were there and we would all we would always do well i think but he was like a happy drunk like good how great he probably died of like liver disease or something later in life but that's sad in itself we won't bring that up let's talk about the bloody tampa um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 what do you remember from when you had a sleepover or a play date at a friend's house what do you remember the other one too was the kid whose uh parents had the bat the their driveway lit up and they had the we played night basketball like they had light they had lights on their on their driveway fun house that's my friend can i be honest it wasn't like it was an a overly you know it was a little you know 2,000-square-foot ranch home in Orland Park, Illinois. But the dad put spotlights on the basketball court in the driveway, and we were able to play at night, which was awesome.

That is, though. The only thing I remember, I remember walking into my friend's house, and it just felt like this new world that I was in. Because you always see their house from the outside, but you never walk through those doors. And I remember walking in the living room, and it wasn't like it was crazy or it was bad, but just the fact that I was in somebody else.

And I bet you still remember the smell.

Everybody. But I will say this. He had a picture. He had two younger brothers. He had a picture where he was laying on his stomach with his elbows on the ground and both hands on his cheeks with his brothers on the side with his feet in the air dangling. We claw him for months.

Now, this is some white people stuff, but had you ever walked into a house where everybody was wearing jeans and a white shirt on the beach?

What? What? That was the picture?

That's a very standard family photo. If you had jeans and a white shirt on the beach, I was like, rich. Dr. Riddles.

Do you guys, did you guys ever stay overnight at somebody's house and they had like either an older brother or older sister that was hot or their mom or dad was hot?

Okay. Oh, yes.

Did you ever have that?

I'm just letting you have your moment. I had that, but it was, it was, the story was going in a different direction. I feel like it's why I didn't drink for so long because older brother had come home in the middle of the night and he must've went out and secretly drank and was vomiting everywhere. and I remember mom and dad screaming at the top of their lungs at him and I was so scared. I was in a sleeping bag on the floor and I was so scared. I'm like, I just want to go home. I did not want to be there anymore and I realized it was because he had drank too much. I was probably in fourth or fifth grade

and I'll never forget it. John Martin's mom was like something out of like a movie. This is going to hurt. She was so hot, by the way, and we would go over to the house and she smoked a cigarette that was the longest cigarette I have ever seen. this is when cigarettes still were kind of like the thing. She had a cigarette that might have been the longest cigarette ever.

Did they put it in a thing? Did she put it like in one of those things?

No, it was by itself. If she put it in a thing, it would have reached to my house. It would have been that much. What's going on, Hope? Hi, how are you?

Hi, everybody.

Hi. What do you remember from the sleepover?

so my first sleepover ever i remember my friend had like spaghetti out on the stove and wanted to know if i wanted to eat i'm like i'm good because their house was kind of messy then she was like do you want a top bunk or bottom bunk and i noticed there were bugs and i was like

oh no so you picked top bunk definitely then right Cheers.

Those are just cockroaches, and I laid in the bed, and I was like, you know, I forgot to have dance class tomorrow.

Mom, pick me up.

But think about it back in the day. When we were all younger, you didn't have an Apple Watch or a phone. You had to ask the mom or the dad to call your parents, and they stood right there. So what are you supposed to say? They're cockroaches in my bunk bed.

We had a keyword. You didn't have a keyword? No. Oh, we had a keyword that if I called and I said it on the phone, my dad would drop everything he was doing and come get me. But, like, people in the house wouldn't know what was going on. What's the word?

You still use it? I don't want to give it away.

No, I mean, I am a full adult now, so I just, Irish goodbye, I just go, I hate this, I'm out.

What was your word?

Back in the day, it used to be Stanley, so we had a pet named Stanley, so it would be like, oh, I don't think I fed Stanley last night. And then also it was, because we were a big hockey team growing up, it was, who won the Stanley Cup last year? we were arguing about this or whatever and he would be like that's smart that is smart susan

what's up good morning morning first time long time so uh when i was about eight i spent the night at a friend's house her bed uh was up against the wall and i was sleeping next to the wall looking at the wall and it was covered in boogers

you were scaring me for a second the booger wall i would rather sleep with the cockroaches than

have the booger wall be close to me i'll take the boogers any day i will never forget that

unbelievable we had a friend of ours that we used to sleep over at his house tom sexton and tom would always leave us like we would sleep in his basement and he would always leave us because he wanted a good night's sleep and he'd go to his room and i remember as a kid going we're down in the basement where it's got like the boogeyman it's it's got like the concrete floor with a freaking you know sleeping bag on top and tom's going up to a sealy posturpedic this guy's a dick you know but it's funny because my kids were different my kids joe had a ton of sleepovers he would have he would have his and by the way what is it what's up with guys turning gay during sleepovers all the guys used to do great they would like it was the basketball team would all come over and all the guys would sit there and like they would uh try to like uh walk in on guys in the showers or do something like they would do things to each other we used to make fun of joe all the time we used to say that he and one of the kids that was on his basketball team were like what are you guys doing in the bathroom together this is why my mama never let me sleep at people's house. Really? And these kids were like, oh, I wasn't doing anything at all. But then the other one was, Jacob would never have sleepovers. Like, he would tell kids, you have to leave my house by 9 o'clock because I want a good night's sleep. He was not about sleepovers at all. DeAndre, what's up? Good morning, Mojo. What's going on? Nothing much, DeAndre. You sound like you're a little tired or high.

I'm just tired. I woke up kind of late and everything, but Um, I remember, uh, I would stay at night at my friend's house and his dad would wake up every morning by like four or five in the morning and go to work. And he would be like a very cheap guy and sneak over and always unplug our phones just so he can save money. It would just always just make us mad.

He would turn the power off to your phones. What happened if your phone died then you had no phone?

uh i mean he was uh you know got dressed and left early so he just had to wake up and plug it back in and then turn all the lights on just to make him mad as soon as he left the house but oh my

god it is what it is i i deandre uh have you ever known anybody that wore a toupee uh no john joyce's dad i love the full name john joyce's dad answered the door the first time i went to his house and i thought it was john's grandpa because he didn't have his toupee on and this is no joke you gotta have tom barrett tell this story tom barrett tells the story great i said hey john your grandpa is a really nice guy that's my dad i'm like i had no clue the guy looks so different without his uh his hair on jordan what's going on so i had uh when i was

over at a friend's house, his mom would walk around and just look at her. Oh. How old were you guys?

No.

No, not... Now, before you get all excited, Mojo. Yeah.

Mojo.

I never went back again.

Why?

Because...

It would be like seeing me walking around with bra and panties on.

Did they hang past the waistline of her jeans? She didn't invite me back and go, I am busy. It happens.

Yeah. That's great. By the way, Jordan, that is a memory that you'll never get out of your head.

You know, high-waisted jeans go up very high, Sharon.

Those are the first tees you've ever seen. What's going on? How are you doing, Tara? It's Karen. Oh.

First time, long time. Hey. Karen, Tara.

What's going on?

Oh, not much. I had a story where I was a teenager at the time, and I went to their house, and it was a weird house in every way. But the worst was when we got ready to go to bed, the dad had all these OCD things about where you could sleep and why you shouldn't sleep in certain places. So, for example, I got on the couch and he came in very awkwardly and told me I shouldn't sleep there because there was a ceiling fan over top of it and the globe of like he had this story. He's like the globe could fall and it was very weird. So I had to like keep moving around the house and try and find a space that was good for him.

Do you ever think that the dad had cameras all set up and he was just taping the girls? because i think i hear these stories years later about these parents and they go over the house and then you find out that you know dad was uh was a pedophile or something crazy oh my gosh i

never even thought about that he was just such a weird guy i mean and he was i think he was sincere though because he he just seemed really really nervous he's like you know this pan it really shakes that globe could fall and then there was another place where it was like by the window and

there was something about the window and it was just i'm telling you if i had kids nowadays not that people were not bad in the past but i feel like i'm smarter and also more cautious i would never let my kids have a sleepover or go to somebody's house i think the liability of kids coming over to your house and then also the idea of that like what if that dad was videotaping you or something like that like i don't want my kid part of that old crap yeah yeah i never even thought of that nightmare until now but thank you well thank you well take care of yourself bye and then and then there's jordan walking around with the mom with the floppy boobs

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30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30 you got your green on are you wearing your green hopefully if not uh we're gonna uh have bianca come pinch you she was walking in studio she was aggressive i don't think she notices shades of green you know have you noticed that like she was like you guys don't have green on i'm like i think we're kind of all have somewhat something kind of well except for shannon you know what though i'm with you shannon i couldn't figure out what i was gonna wear today the only thing i have that are green is this and then i have all my michigan state stuff i don't have a ton of green i wore

green saturday for irish off iumia i wore green yesterday it's all i wear honestly i wasn't even

thinking about it today and i love i love like army green like i like yeah army green is like my favorite and hey speaking of go green how about go green and then go blue the uh michigan state spartans a number two seed and then i felt like michigan might have gotten screwed with winning the big 10 tournament this weekend and they're a five seed in the march madness tournament the brackets came out yesterday so this is going to be the time of year where everybody's going to go watching television at work on thursdays when everything kind of kicks off during the day um so the uh the number one overall seed was what auburn i believe it was I think Auburn, Duke, Florida, and I can't think of the fourth. It was Auburn, Duke, Florida, and who is it? You got to look it up. My computer, I've been slow. Why would it be so hard for us to figure this out? I'm going to look it up right now. People are going to text it to us, too. Auburn, Duke. Houston. Houston. Oh, that's one. Yeah, they're always good. They're a good team. All right.

We will talk more basketball probably a little bit later today just because there is some controversy, too. I don't know if you saw it at the end of the game.

Bruh.

Man.

Was it a foul? Was it not a foul?

Then also in pro basketball, the Pistons on Saturday, they're like getting screwed by the referees. If that was that referee, I would hope that he's got a private plane leaving town because I would have followed him to the airport. That guy was so bad.

Yeah, for some reason, man, I don't know if I have allegiance or bias or if it's just the facts, but the referees always give us a tough time. But I think it's unheard of to get five technical fouls in one quarter. That is crazy.

Well, I think what was said was that they're the young team. I think it was one of the guys, Kendrick Perkins or somebody, that said they're not getting the respect because they're the young team coming up. And now the other teams are getting all the respect. All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. So, Kevin, we're going to talk to you real quick about this. You're going to tell us about why you were caught on security camera walking in and out of the women's restroom this weekend here at the radio studios. Did you guys hear that?

I did not. Listen, I don't make it a habit. This is my first time entering the closet of Narnia, which is the women's restroom. and I only did it because I really had to use the bathroom. So I came in on Sunday. I had to use the bathroom really fast before I went to church. And I didn't want to doo-doo at church because this is a new church I'm starting to go to. I didn't want to use the bathroom there. I'm like, man, I need to use the bathroom really quickly. So I go and I'm like, I live very close to the radio station. So I could just make a pit stop here. So I come here, Josiah's with me because he's coming to church too. I'm like, bet, let me walk in, put Josiah in the studio really quickly. And then let me come and use the bathroom. As soon as I put Josiah in the studio and I walk back, I see one of the guys that works the building here goes into the bathroom. I'm like, oh, my God, I pray he don't go into the restroom part where you got to sit down. Because we only have one sit-down stall in there. He does.

We only have one sit-down stall in the guy's bathroom?

I don't know if you realize this, but, yeah. It's unusual, isn't it? Go ahead. I'm sorry. So I go in there. I'm like, oh, put that in. I'm like, what am I going to do? I can't hold it this long. So I go to the women's restroom. I open the door. I think I push the door open first. I'm like, is anybody in here? Nobody said anything. They have two stalls. I don't know if you know this.

The women do. Yeah, they got two in there. Because they don't have the urinal like we do. Right? Yeah, obviously. So I would rather have two stalls than one urinal and one stall.

Really?

Absolutely. Because I'd rather have the option of being able to go. Yeah, make it more sense.

Yeah, make it flexible. So I had to sit down and take care of my manly business in there.

So are there people here on the weekends? I know that there's some of the people on air and some of the studios and stuff like that. But are there any... Sometimes. Do you have to worry about a woman coming in there? Did you lock a door?

The only thing I locked is the store. I didn't see any women here.

What would you do? And by the way, I think every guy in their life or every woman in their life has used the other person's bathroom either by accident or on purpose. And I always wonder, what do you do when somebody walks in? Would you just sit there and be quiet?

I would have to.

Would it be weird, do you think, for a woman to know that she's in the stall right next to you going to the bathroom?

How would you feel?

I'd call the cops. You would? Yeah, that would not be.

Would you get arrested?

If it was anybody here, for the most part. No, that's not true at all. You're being nice. People here are weird. The guy, most of the guys are normal-ish.

Okay. Thanks, thanks, guys. But what if it's Kevin doing one of his duties?

I would be so weirded out.

Yeah?

I would be so weirded out. I wouldn't understand. I still don't understand why he did it now.

I had to boo-boo.

Okay. And I could not wait. An emergency is an emergency. You feel me? I had an emergency list, but I get it. You've used, wait.

I went outside one time and used the port-a-pot. Right. This was not one of those situations where I wanted to do that. I just needed to go as quickly as I could. And I'm thinking Sunday morning, nobody's here, and I think I'm a nice enough person where I can, like, explain my way out of it if somebody does say, what are you doing here? Help me.

Well, you got to go. You got to go. I agree, though, Megan. I do think that, you know, he probably shouldn't have, he should have waited a little bit or said to the guy, how long are you going to be in there? I've had that happen here. I've had guys ask me time frame. I'm like, well, hold on a second. This kind of reminds me of when I am, you know, sitting at a restaurant and they're like looking at me like they want my table so bad. Except for it's 10 times worse. My pants are around my ankles.

And I'm not rushing my boo-boo for somebody else.

TC, what's up?

up it's mojo in the morning good day what's going on y'all are so funny you're so funny i would definitely be quiet if another person gave me in and i always have to go to the bathroom when i go outside for some reason especially at walmart i go to the bathroom how the how the bathrooms at walmart because i think the target bathrooms are not bad so i usually go into the family bathroom so that I can lock the door. Yes.

Do you pretend like when you're walking out that your family's still in there? You say, hey, wash your hands, guys, and I'll see you in a second, like if somebody's standing there?

No, I don't really care. If I have to go, I have to go.

Yeah. So I want to know, there's got to be somebody that has been in the bathroom because this has happened to me before. I've been in the bathroom and somebody's in there and I've actually said to myself, oh, my God, I can hear like the click, click, click, click, clicks. We talked about it on the air. And I could, in the click.

You try to hold it.

you try it's a woman walking in luckily luckily somebody came in and just washed their hands but i walked into the wrong restroom sometimes i don't know because usually it's and i know this is going to sound like it's misogynistic of me but usually the guys are on the left and the women are

on the right that's usually when you go into the bathroom it is switched here yes it's switched

it still confuses me i never realized because typical it's typically that the man's men is the the first one and the women's are the second here we got a women a female boss she switched it no i don't know i don't know what the reasoning is but usually that's how it is in restrooms

what's going on how you doing amanda hi kevin i i have a question for you i want to know how you are doing your manly thing there's a book it's called everyone poops i don't know how pooping is manly oh yeah hey it's not a manly thing everyone does it you're right you're right

i must have misspoke i don't know uh but question what would you do if you went into the bathroom and you had to go next to to a guy and you found out after the fact that a guy was there

i probably would smell him i would know i would i would not be okay with it i think he needs to stay in his own bathroom Aren't there rules against this now?

You know what? I think you cannot identify right now. I identify as a, I'm sorry, and you can't question that. If you question it, you know what? You're going to be the one called out. What's up, Lucy? Hi.

Hi, how are you?

Great. What's going on?

I have a poo-poo place when I'm driving. Where's that? The library.

Oh, that's actually a great one. Do they have good bathrooms at the library?

It's right when you walk in.

Nobody's there. Too quiet. Too quiet. And hotel lobbies.

Wait, you want to allow it?

I will get behind, but I will not do a library. Uh-uh. I know it's going to echo. Nobody's there.

Could you imagine if they shush you because you're too loud in the bathroom? By the way, which library are we talking about? What town?

I can't give it up.

Oh, I like it. That's your bathroom. Nobody else will know about it. Christina, what happened to you?

So I was in a women's bathroom at a restaurant, and someone came in, and he was going to the bathroom next to me. I realized it was a guy because he coughed, and I was like, that was a very manly cough. But I wasn't, like, scared because it was a restaurant in the middle of the day, and I went to go wash my hands. He came out. He was sincere. He came out as I was washing my hands and, like, paused and, like, looked at me like, oh, what? And then he just kind of sighed and was like, it's been a really long day.

We've all been there.

I like how we judge it based on their cough. We know their cough. Melissa, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi. So I went to Michigan State University a couple years ago. Go green. Go white. I don't know if anybody has been up to the bars up there, but the RIV, the women's bathroom is exceptionally small. And I remember one time I could not wait to go. So I went into the men's bathroom, and there were definitely men coming in and out.

Oh, really? You know what? It's funny. Of all the places up there, I've never been there, but I will tell you this. There are not many bathroom options up there.

No, there really are.

For a big college campus, you would think places would have better bathroom options.

Yeah.

And I hate when I go into the college buildings, and the bathrooms are way down in the bottom. Like, they're out in the dungeons.

And from what I've heard about the Riv, nobody remembers being there anyway. So you're fine.

truth uh what's going on chelsea hi hi um so i work at a hospital and i float so i go to different units different floors all the time and i just recently discovered that i

I have been using a male bathroom for probably a year. Really? There's one particularly on the floor, and I always go to the same one. I'm like, it's small, there's a stall, and there's a urinal in there, too, but it never dawned on me. I'm just like, it's just inclusive. It's all inclusive. That's amazing.

That's wild that you haven't noticed that.

The signs were there. I know. like i saw it there but i'm like it never dawned on me that there's no lock on like the main door or anything i'm just like that's there just in case a man uses well i was in the stall one day like this was like last week i was in the stall and i heard the door open i was like oh shoot someone else is here so like let me hurry up and get out of here and i was like halfway out the door when i realized it's a man and he's being in the urinal and i'm like i'm already halfway way out the door mind you the sink is like it's sink and then divider and then urinal so i'm like washing my hands right next to this male nurse you know you should have patted him on the back and said nice job pella you know what i mean like just i know i was like what do i do i even just rushed out i rushed out and then i went to back to the floor i was at and i was like guys she's like i know someone had to tell me too like someone else never ran into that situation but she was like i was using it too for a long time i'm like and there's two on the floor it just never dawned on me and there is a male like figure on the outside but it never dawned on me

next time that happens deep in your voice and go have a great day

wait is anybody else this is a person who works at a hospital and they don't know which one is the meds restroom

i mean it happened it happened hey just wanted to see how not answering my texts or calls is going One second date update happens at 820 on Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. We all party bused. Thank you to Mike and thank you to Lori and Ramon and everybody from Top Notch Limousine Party Bus. We went out from our Detroit studios to Grand Rapids to Irish Off Ionia. So we got to shout those guys out for our transportation. So while we were on our party bus to go to Irish Off Ionia, Lydia was in charge of the music because Kev could not be with us. So we gave the next best option to her. The two of you guys have similar types of music, we decided. Your music is the foulest language music I have ever heard. Lydia's might be worse than mine, though, if we're being honest. Followed by church music. Like, all of a sudden, it's like, randomly, with Kevin and Lydia, you'll hear, you know, I'm going to stick it in your ear, and I'm going to boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, and all this stuff.

It's going to feel so good.

It's going to feel so good. And then all of a sudden, it's like, praise the Lord Jesus. We got it. Yeah, it was wild. Best of both worlds. Whiplash. You guys, seriously, man. I was like, okay, we need to go to church now. We're changing the music up a little bit. So, Lydia, you were controlling the music until you let me control the music.

Yeah, I was worried about that. explain well because i mean obviously i've been texting some male friends that are not turning into friends anymore might be a little bit you know more datish to me i don't talk about it that much yet so we're not going to get into that but anyway i gave mojo um datish isn't even a word i gave mojo my phone because he had asked if he could change the music and i was like a little concerned because i'm like what if he scrolls through my phone and sees some text messages not that we're texting like dirty or sexual of any kind but i still feel like once mojo sees something in my phone it's going to be made of a topic and don't think by the way that i didn't

think that there could be some things that would happen on the phone and sometimes that ends up happening where all of a sudden somebody sends a text and you see the text pop up which i don't know how you do it but i always like if my phone's locked it just says somebody text or how many text you have yes uh and i didn't know how you had yours but i want to ask this question have you ever been using somebody else's phone and when you were using it something popped up on it that you should not have seen or have you ever seen something on somebody's phone because maybe you're a little nosy bitch maybe right maybe you're looking at stuff i mean we say this all

the time i i absolutely love taking photos with our listeners um but the scariest thing is when somebody takes a selfie with you and then they're like, I took a selfie. I took a photo with you in 2019 and they scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll, scroll as you're standing right there and you see boobs, you see butts, you see them laying in bed with their boyfriend and you're like, oh God. Our listeners

take more nude photos than any other listeners. We're number one with nude photo listeners.

There are more nudes. I've seen it all.

It's crazy. but I will tell you this with Lydia's phone

And so, first off, why do you not have a phone case? I feel like I'm going to be dad here like I am with Luke.

No, I raw dog that thing.

My girl.

Lydia!

Do you understand how phones get broken because you don't have that? Like, I actually am going to finally get a screen protector, too, because my last phone, you know, ended up breaking from falling on the floor, on the ground, and the case didn't even help it. But I told my kids, if I ever see their phone without that, I'm getting them the thickest, fattest outer box. Like, I'm getting the ugliest phone case ever, and they've got it because I'm not paying for any more replacement phones.

See, this is the reason why when you show people pictures in your phone, you hold the phone. Yeah. You don't ever fully give someone access to your phone. Yeah. Because to Shannon's point, that finger gets to swipe and left and right. And nine times out of ten, we always go too far.

Yeah. Also, please utilize the hidden folder in your phone. It can only be unlocked by your face. Like, if you've got those photos, use that.

Throw them in there. My favorite is that we all know Shannon is sweet, innocent Shannon. She's got the hidden holder.

Well, that doesn't mean I don't take, you know, or don't have that stuff that I've received from other people. Hidden person.

Initial A, what did you find on somebody's phone?

So, I was using...

Oh, your voices, guys, by the way. I just want to let everybody know.

Basically.

Hold on, start again. I had to explain your voice disguise because whenever we use initials, hold on, hold on. Hey, stop for a second. Is he even listening? Not at all. Hey, hey, can you hear me?

Yeah. Can you hear me?

There you are. Yeah. We, I, I had to restart you because of, I wanted to explain that your voice disguise. So tell, tell us the story. What, what popped up on a friend's phone?

Hold on, let me switch. It's like, oh. Okay, there we go. Can you hear me now?

Yes, there you go. Oh, he couldn't hear us.

All right, so I was using my friend's phone, Best Poyance's phone, and Grindr had popped up. Ooh. And I was like, what? And then his excuse was like, I just wanted to see what was on it and see what was going on before everything goes on.

Wow. So he kind of outed himself? Yeah. Wow. That's a big one. That's a big one. I feel bad for him. I feel bad that that's how that ended up happening. But it's interesting that he didn't think about that. He didn't think that he had Grindr on.

What's Grindr?

Grindr, you know.

Is that an app for hustlers? Are you trying to give me a card?

You know what it is.

You know what it is. Don't even try to play.

It's on your phone. I see it over there. I thought you was hustling, like, into the bag. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. What did you find on somebody's phone? What's up, Michelle?

Hi. I caught, well, I was, like, checking my husband's phone to change the radio, and I see the message from my mom, and I went to it, and her and my mom were talking crap about me, saying that I was sneaky, and they were surprised I had friends because of my attitude, and I need to change my attitude, my new adjustment. This is your husband and your mom? My husband of 12 years and my mother were going at it. I feel like you need a new mom and a new husband. It was like a whole thing.

Why are they right?

I mean, sometimes.

Are you guys okay after that? Like, is everything okay?

I blocked my mom's number from his phone and then I made my mother a mom, my emergency contact. So, if something ever happens, they're not calling them.

That's wild. Can you imagine that, though? Like, where your spouse, your significant other, is talking to one of your family members, your mom of all people. Amelia, what's up?

Good morning. I one time called a friend just to, like, you know, just catch up. And I think he accidentally conferenced me in because he was on the phone with somebody else and, like, didn't realize. and was, like, talking and gossiping and saying, like, mean things about me to somebody.

Oh, man.

They weren't even fighting or anything. It was crazy.

Yeah, this is another one, too, where people don't realize that they're still on the phone and they're doing it. Like, yeah, that's pretty wild. Hey, at least it wasn't your mother. I don't like that last caller. That's harsh. Samantha, what's going on? Nothing. How are you? We're doing good. So I had Lydia's phone, and I didn't, I wanted to. I wanted to go through it and see what was in there. But my fear is I'll never be able to unsee something. So I was like, all right, I'm just going to look at her music app.

and just play the music that I was looking to play. Those aren't the rosary beads. Those are the other ones.

It's Monday.

You think Lydia? Is that what you're saying? I don't know. What's up, Samantha?

Come on. The one time when I was younger, my now husband but then boyfriend was sending me sexy text messages about wanting me to dress up as an Indian and him to be dressed up like a pilgrim because it was Thanksgiving. And my two older sisters took my phone and read all the text.

Oh, my God. Hold on a second. Let's go back here for a second.

How do you do that?

Do you guys dress up for the holidays? That's amazing. Do you guys also do Santa and Mrs. Claus, or what do you guys do? Sort of great.

No, that's a little bit too much. Our kids might get a little bit too excited if they were to see Santa's feet around the house.

Oh, that's hysterical. What's up, Jay? How you doing? Hey, good. How are you? Fantastic, man. Thanks for listening to Mojo in the Morning. What's up?

uh well my mom actually uh handed me her phone to look through some stuff and for text messages and my stepdad spent a dirty picture while i was looking

like what what what was the photo of uh let's just say it was a kielbasa

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Wow. While I was looking through it, it scarred me for the rest of my childhood. Not bad.

Wait, did you say, Mom, this was for you, or what did you do?

I just said, Mom, you might want to look at your phone. I'm kind of done looking at you.

Now you know why he's your stepfather, right?

Yeah, right, yeah. Congratulations, Mom.

Oh, I love it. Sharon, what did you see? Hi. Hi. Hi, Sharon. What did you see on a friend's phone?

Yes, my daughter was showing me how to use an iPhone, and we saw something very inappropriate, like her about to see into her husband's microphone that's attached to his body.

Whoa, wait a second. Hold on. Whose phone were you using?

My friend, one of my best friends.

One of your best friend's phones. you were looking at it, and you could see your best friend basically doing a check one-two on a guy's microphone?

Selfie stick. Yeah, on her husband's microphone.

Oh, my gosh. Who takes pictures of that?

Selfie stick. Like, that to me seems... Why are you saying that like you have done this many times?

No, it just makes sense. She's taking a selfie. But explain this to me. Like, I, to me, don't think that that's a fun picture to keep looking back on, is it? Do you really want to see yourself doing that?

Maybe for some people.

Oof. Yeet. All right. Yeet. All right. Well, Sharon, how was her technique? We'll talk later. All right.

She was so happy about it. She was?

Oh, my God.

Oh, yeah.

That's crazy.

It's an ongoing joke with her now.

I'm going to tell you. Oh, boy. He's speeding up.

Be careful.

You're going to get a speeding ticket there. All right. It's Mojo in the morning.

It's the second date update. A mojo in the morning.

All right. Second date update. Why are you not getting a call back after you went on a date? Brandon is getting ghosted and wants to figure out what the reasoning is. Brandon, how long has it been since you guys have actually talked to each other or text each other? Like two and a half weeks now. Okay, so it's been a little bit. We're going to find out some answers for you on what's going on, okay? On the phone with us is Maya. Maya, are you there?

Hi, I'm here.

Maya, will you say hello to Brandon?

Hi, Brandon.

Hi, Maya.

Maya, listen to how down this guy sounds. He sounds so down because he's been trying to get a hold of you. You've seen that he's reached out to you, right?

Mm-hmm.

And he wants to know what's going on. are you willing to tell him what's up are you in another relationship or were you just not happy

with the date that you guys went on um i mean you okay you want to know i'll tell you um brandon you want to know right okay go ahead you're on the date what happened yeah we went on date I'm sure he told you but when we went to dinner he was paying the bill and they told him that the credit card had a woman's name on it okay okay yeah so they made him call his mom because she let him have the credit card because

he didn't have one himself oh okay Brandon that was your mom's credit card that you used?

Okay, that's funny. Yes, it was my mom's credit card. That wasn't really supposed to happen. I have my own credit card, and if this is like a financial stability thing, I am financially stable. But I'm trying to get my mom points so that she can go on a vacation. Okay, so here's you.

I love points, but I don't believe you. I've got to give a point for creativity and think about his toes.

How old are you, Brandon? I'm 28. Okay, so you're 28 years old, and you were using your mom's credit card, and your reasoning for using it was that you were trying to get points for your mom.

Sure, sure, sure, sure.

And then what? You were going to pay her back?

I mean, yeah. No. It's like something that's been going on the last, like, month, but she really wants to go on a trip.

Okay. Here's what I would do if I were you, which, by the way, that's a creative reasoning of why you're using it. I would just be honest and say, I don't have a credit card, and my mom let me use the credit card. Is that more of the story, or are you trying to?

No, this is actually the story.

This is the story.

Yeah, I guess I should have said that on the date. Okay. I do have a credit card.

Well, then if that's the case, Maya, go out on another date with him and use his mom's credit card again. Is that a bad thing? Like, would it be bad if you went on a date with a guy and the guy pulled out a credit card that was not his? He was using somebody else's credit card. That would be bad?

Oh my gosh, yes. Very, very, very.

But what if it was?

There's nothing that you could say that. Really? I know you're searching your brain. No.

No, but I'm saying, but what, I mean, like, because he's not financial, he doesn't have any financial stuff.

First thing's first, I'm assuming you stole it. Second thing's second, if we're calling him. Oh, if your name isn't on the card, that's a first thing I'm assuming just right off the bat. And then on top of that, say we call your mom, I immediately go, we shouldn't have gone on this date if you can't pay for it.

Your mom, when you called, was cool with it, right? Maya, obviously it went through.

I mean, yeah, but I think the point remains, like, I'm not even sure. That just doesn't sound like a real answer.

Why don't we do this? Why don't we, Brandon, get your mom's number. I'll put you on hold. Let Lydia call your mom up. And we call your mom up to see if this was a true story, okay? And if it's truth to it, then it's a legitimate reason of why you're using your mom's credit card. okay okay all right hold on one second i'm gonna put you on hold for a second protesting it's probably the story lydia's gonna lydia's gonna grab it maya hold on lydia's gonna grab that uh destiny what's going on it's mojo in the morning hi good morning guys morning hi what

are your thoughts so my comment my comment's more is she is she more upset because she thought there was another woman like maybe he was still seeing someone else had a girlfriend just trying to be be slick or was it because is that the reason or is it because you were afraid he was he's not financially stable and he is still staying with mom maya what's what's the reasoning why you're

upset i mean i just think it's pretty childish and immature like i i i think it's fair to want a man that's financially stable and not relying on his mom you know i i think that's kind of baseline he's 28 you know yeah oh absolutely yeah but it's like how do you draw that conclusion on

one date that he's not financially stable and because he didn't use his own money i mean i i get that maybe he lost his car i'm just saying how do you go straight to the he's broke lydia

says that he oh no he's he's having issues finding his mom's phone yeah uh jen what's going on it's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Jen.

Hi. So, I disagree. This man still found a way to pay one way or another.

You don't have to cry.

He found a way. Give him credit. No.

Hey, what do we have against, what do they call them when they're-

Mama's boys.

No, mama's boys or rich kids. Rich kid. What is going on in your brain? Kids of rich parents. What do they call it? No, it's I forget what the word is. Oh, there's a term for it or something.

I don't know what you're thinking of. Like that man found a way. That's what that is.

OK, when you got making it happen in who cares, right? This is going to be a guy who probably will. He will forever have his mom paying for his bills.

I know, but that to me would also be a red flag of, like, the umbilical cord is never going to be cut.

What's up, Eric? Hi.

Yeah, no, if the verdict comes back that it's not for points and that he was just using his mom's money, I guess she passed the bill that she's not a gold digger test. That's a good one.

Yeah. No, I'll be honest with you. She actually is pretty legit. She wants a guy that's a little bit more stable. What's going on? How you doing, Melissa?

But Megan's point, if you cannot afford to take a girl on a date, that's the last thing that should be on your mind. Right. Because you shouldn't be trying to do that. But, I mean, at the same point, listening to the other people, you know, if he did whatever he could to make it happen, and then if his mom allowed him to do that as well, that means he and his mom have a good relationship. So that is a bonus, you know, if his mom are, you know, close.

Yeah.

I just feel like if we don't do this on the first date, even if that was the case, do not do it on the first date. fill up your gas tank on the way to the date buy her flowers on the way to the date whatever it is, do all of that stuff but as soon as you're sitting in front of her we don't pull out mom's credit card

so if y'all telling me if you can't even afford the first date

that's bad even the first date, that's bad

I want you to stay on the line too because I want to get your perspective on this and the ladies on the show as well y'all telling me if, let's say, Bobby Peterson a random person, billionaire but you know the family got money and the boy does not have a job and you know all of his money comes from the family, that's the problem for y'all? Y'all wouldn't date this billionaire son because all of his money comes from daddy?

And by the way, 734, thank you. You're the first one that got through Nepo Babies. That's what I was trying to think of. Oh, okay. As a Nepo Baby, you guys have heard of that before?

I thought Nepo Baby was like, you got somewhere because of your parents. Yeah, same.

Well, you got money. You got everything. You got a credit card.

That, by the way, Kev, what you said is different to me. Trust Fund Baby different than guy from, you know.

How is it different? And Trust Fund Baby is another firm firm, too.

Klaassen that has mom's pay for his dinner. How are we living differently? I don't know.

Different lives, because they don't have a job. They don't have anything.

Also, in that case, you have your own credit cards, even still.

The difference is the financial stability part. That's the difference.

Y'all want the rich guy that has the same problem.

No, I don't like that guy either. If you don't have a passion or motivation or something you're working towards, I'm not interested either. That's not what I'm hearing.

Ryan. You don't care. What's up, Ryan?

hey good morning how you doing good what's going on yeah uh she got a free bill she's still

complaining you women really don't know what you want i just want somebody that i don't have to worry about if you're connected to your parents financially i don't feel like that's a big if the role was reversed and i said i'd use my dad's credit card for something everybody would be up my butthole being like be an independent grown-ass woman before you decide to do this i don't

understand why people are defending him back in the day fletch used to use his mom's credit card all the time yeah we we had no problem with it and by the way everybody's giving me nepo baby trust fund baby and then well i think this is also nepo e too uh in this case and christina

wants to comment on what kev said what's that christina okay so that's a totally different situation for one if you're a billionaire let's get be freaking real and second of all if you are a trust fund baby you're going to have your own card in your name exactly your mom's card yep

no you have your own account but i don't think it's different yeah but i do believe what ryan

said is true right what ryan said is true there's always got to be a complaint from somebody about it and i feel like hey the guy paid the meal it's not like he said it would be worse if he said hey hey, I don't have any money. We got to run as soon as they leave the table. So the guy still took care of it. And whether he's lying to us, obviously we couldn't get his mom on the phone or he's telling us the truth that he's getting points for his mom.

It's not that we couldn't get his mom on the phone. He couldn't find his own mom's number. But he found the number at the restaurant. Call her to get permission. And more of the roses.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

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All right, Shannon, what you got in this hour is Dirty on the 30 on St. Patrick's.

day well the crew aboard the space x dragon capsule sent to bring home two astronauts stranded in space for nine months i mean this story is just crazy to me docked at the international space station yesterday

and they were greeted by an alien like for real another astronaut a nasa astronaut named nick hague who was already aboard the iss wore an alien mask excuse me for their arrival so their mission to deliver or was to deliver four new astronauts and bring home those two poor stranded crew members

anita williams and butch wilmore it was a a wonderful day great to see our friends arrive So thank you so much.

They, I believe, are set to come home tomorrow. Yes. From what I understand, finally, they've been stranded in orbit since June 5th.

All of us have the utmost respect for Mr. Musk and obviously respect and admiration for our president of the United States, Donald Trump. We appreciate them. We appreciate all that they do for us and our human spaceflight for our nation. And we're thankful that they're in the positions they're in.

Remember, they were only supposed to be up there for a couple of days. Wasn't it like eight days or something? And then it kept getting pushed and pushed. They were supposed to come home last week, and then that mission failed. I mean, what a disaster.

I didn't realize that you could actually, there could be lingering things that are wrong with them because they're in space for that long of a time. I had no clue that that was actually something that if they were staying up there even longer, because there was talk that they weren't going to come back until summertime, that it would not have been good for their bodies.

I think when they come back, they have to go into a medical eval for a while. They can't even see their families right away.

Yeah, because their immune system is so suppressed they can get uber sick. Hopefully they can see

them through a glass door. You know what I mean? Have you guys been watching the new season of White Lotus? No. I haven't started watching it yet. Okay, so Jason Isaacs is one of the characters on the show, one of the stars of the show, and he was on CBS mornings over the weekend and he was talking about supposedly there's some nude scene with him in it that people can't stop talking about and so Gail King decided to ask him whether that was his real penis or a fake penis that was being used in this scene well this did not sit well with him you or was that a

prosthetic because we were debating because we were debating it's all over the internet and it's interesting because the question well I'll tell you Why? Because the best actress this year was Mikey Madison at the Oscars, and I don't see anybody discussing her Volvo, which was on television all the time. No, I'm not talking about Swedish cars, you know? So I think it's interesting that there's a double standard for men, that when women are naked, Margaret Qualley as well, in the substance, nobody has dream of talking about her genitalia or her nipples or any of those things. It's odd that there's a double standard when it comes to discussing. But we so rarely get the bit of a dodge, bit of a dodge. It is a dodge because I don't think that people really want to...

Gail's King should be canceled for that.

i think that was so inappropriate i think he handled it really well and i think he's right

i think that she's just asking a question and it's whatever but whatever what are you gonna do he's not gonna answer that his response has gone viral what was the uh what was the story or who

was the last one or what tv show was it or what or a fake uh prosthetic yeah no remember it was

it was and everybody was like talking about the show it was sex life sex life it was the shower seen the guy where did i pull that one from everybody was talking about that guy's yes first season of sex it was unbelievable and it was a prosthetic he admitted that it was a prosthetic

yeah i mean a hand okay uh wendy williams on the view on friday these two people don't look like

me they don't dress like me they don't talk like me they don't act like me and i venture to say they will never be me i need them to who's talking about you know get off my neck she's talking about

her guardians plural because she has more than one at this point okay i can't do it with these

two people again i can't and i'm speaking of the guardian and the judge i need a new guardian i and by the way it's because i need a new guardian and then i'll get out a guardian i think she has a

guardian and then somebody who manages her money as part of that guardianship. But she's saying we need, she needs an entirely new team of people around her. Sounds like she's okay. I think she sounds coherent as well. Do we have any idea how this guardian was appointed to her? That's a good question. I don't know. I'll do some research though and get back to you on that.

To put stories together, they should have Gayle King go to the space station and stay up there for a while. Not Gayle King, I'm sorry, Wendy Williams. Put Wendy Williams on my own. I feel bad for her. You know what I want to see? I want to see when celebrities go up to space, I want to see the celebrities not be able to come back home. You'll see how fast they'll get a spaceship up there to get them back. Yeah. Two astronauts, they leave up there, but you put Lance Bass from NSYNC up in space, and guess what? His ass is coming home the next day. Somebody's flying up there to get him.

Lance Bass, that's the word you pulled out?

Isn't he the guy that's going, isn't he the first one that's going to be on to space?

Yes, and Katy Perry. Katy Perry's supposed to be going up. So how was the smart comment you made?

Believe it or not.

Excuse me. Yeah, don't be a dick to me. I'm sorry. Excuse me. I'm your biggest supporter. You are. 9% of the time. Real dick or fake dick? Real dick. Nobody got that. Nobody got that. It's a callback. All right. I like it. By the way, I have to be quite honest with you. If you could tell me where I could find a prosthetic, I would like to. I would like to find it. Remember we talked last week? The biggest trending podcast that we had last week is Equal Opportunity for Men. Men need more toys.

Right.

And if this guy in this movie had one of those things, go ahead. Next story.

And lastly, I saw this on Instagram over the weekend. A Chick-fil-A in North Carolina got a surprise visitor in its drive-thru last week. A chicken. Oh, no. Coming to get his homies. It's so dumb. But somebody who was waiting in the drive-thru posted a photo and a video of the chicken and the Chick-fil-A manager who was chasing around the chicken in the drive-thru. I guess it was there all day. and they couldn't get rid of it. I guess towards the end of the afternoon, an employee was eventually able to catch the chicken and return it to a nearby farm. Would you need a reminder of what you're choosing to eat?

That would actually be a funny contest. Like to bring a cow to McDonald's or something like that's drive-thru.

Honest to God, if I saw that, I would get right out of the drive-thru. No, you would not. I swear on my life I would. You would beep your horn to try to get it out the way. I swear on my life I would. I always say this. If I thought about it, if I took a moment to think about what I was eating before I ate it, I would be vegetarian.

That's why Chick-fil-A uses cows as, because they don't want people even to be thinking of the chickens.

Yeah. Even all these buildings around us here in Eastern Market, I know the minute I look in, I'm done.

Oh, we pull up in the morning. I am done eating meat.

There's a movie you should watch called Food Inc. He'll love it. No, my sister keeps trying to tell me to watch it. She's vegan.

There's the slaughter trucks that come by. I can't. Brutal.

I know. All right. For all of today's Dirty, get caught up on the podcast by searching Mojo in the Morning in the iHeartRadio app.

Missed something in the Dirty on the 30? Listen on our podcast now at mojointhemorning.com. Your call may be monitored or recorded. All right. Tickets to see the weekend. Tori is going. Congratulations, Tori. Oh, my God. I'm so happy I won. I've been trying to win tickets for the longest. Well, guess what? You got them. Congratulations to you. Thank you. Thank you. The weekend. It's May 25th. Two shows at Ford Field. This is the second show. Have the best time. Thank you very much. You guys too. All right. Hang on the phone for just one second. Where are you from? I am from Sterling Heights, Michigan. I love that place. Hold on one second. Home of the Golden Butthole, right? Or the, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. The Golden Ring. Do you ever see that thing on Hall Road? It's a golden toilet bowl or whatever, or a butthole or whatever. All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. Any bouncers listen to this show? I know it's a holiday today. It's a drinking holiday, so if you are, you're probably working. It might be tough for you to call in. Maybe you can call in if you've got a personal story to this one. I'd like to know why you got kicked out of the bar. Like, what was the reason that you got kicked out of the bar? And if you are somebody that has ever been kicked out of a bar or had a friend that was kicked out, call us up and tell us why they were kicked out. A friend of mine was in Chicago over the weekend checking out the St. Patrick's Day fun, watching them dye the river green and everything like that, and then going out to bars and got kicked out of a bar. This is the worst part of the whole thing. He was kicked out and had to wait out in front of the bar for his friends to come outside. He didn't want to leave and go back to this hotel that he was staying at because he was visiting from here. His friends all stayed in the bar because they didn't want to leave because it was near impossible to find a bar to go into because everything was so packed. Oh, bad friends. His reasoning for getting kicked out of the bar, he was barking and meowing at girls. and and the bouncers got complaints and he was so he was so drunk that i guess uh there were some moments where he found himself uh making noises every time a girl would walk by he would either go roof woof or uh meow and and the bouncers didn't want any part of that so he was barking if they were ugly and meowing if they were fine he actually supposedly wasn't doing it for any particular reason other and he said he was making the noises but it would make sense right maybe think of home alone he's like wolf but that was for good reason right yeah the wolf no bad reason oh it was she looked like a dog oh really okay um megan would you be offended if

If a guy was barking or meowing at you.

So immediately when this started, I thought bad friends because you got to stick with your buddy if he gets let go. Now I'm saying he was a bad friend. If you're acting that annoying and that creepy, I'm not going to, I'm not having your back. You go figure out your evening. Get away.

And it probably took forever for them to get in there. Oh yeah, I got to leave immediately because you out here fooling.

So I had his side at first and then you gave me a lick of context and now I am not on his side at all.

I'll be honest with you. I think it's pretty damn funny. I think it's so funny.

You do? If you were at a bar and a drunk guy was barking and meowing at all the girls, you would think that was funny. I don't know. I don't know why that makes me laugh.

She's got a personality, Megan. She's got a sense of humor.

Oh, I don't?

Honestly, you know what I would do?

Whoop, whoop. You'd bark back.

I would bark right back. No, you would not. Yes, I would. You'd lie.

Or growl.

I can see that. I would not growl. I would bark.

I can see you doing that.

Y'all, no. Y'all lie. I wouldn't meow. I wouldn't growl. I would bark right back. You know I would. I don't think you would. I want to see you in this situation because I would die.

Let's all go. Where do you guys want to go? Going to go Miss Shane's or where should we go to today? Should we go have a little celebration?

We'll all bark. Whoever gets barked back at first wins.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Why did you get kicked out of the bar? Haley, why did you get kicked out? um because my friend peed in the sink in the utility closet yeah was there a long line to

get into the bathroom no she was just that drunk that she was um confused and actually thought she

was in the bathroom oh no what was this what what place was it at oh it was like in a like a really

small town so like we already got looks when we walked in because we were probably 10 at least 10 years younger than everybody in their bar as far as like the regulars go so i think they were already pissed that we were there and then that just didn't help our cause what's the name of

the bar that we used to do things at in royal oak and it had like the top roof remember that place like woody's woody's that was wild woody's i the the women's restroom was right there like right off the bar on the first floor the first level in there and i saw a woman on all fours one time and she was pretending she was an animal peeing and she literally had her pants down peeing i would literally you look in and they're doing the thing and later they're carrying her out like oh my god they had some strong drinks i don't know i think it's been a couple things in a minute Ella, what's up?

Hey, so this was like 10 years ago, maybe a little bit more on St. Patrick's Day. But I got so drunk, I ended up passing out face first into a wet burrito. And so, yeah, I got kicked out.

Face first in a burrito. Oh, my gosh. Wow. In a wet one. In a wet one. Isn't that called a chimichanga or what is that called?

It's a chimichanga. It has a cheese sauce all over it. Yeah, where his cop was tapping me on the shoulder, like, you gotta leave.

You know what's funny? I don't think I've ever been that drunk. Like, I don't, like, no, I think I've been drunk where I couldn't stand up, and I had to, like, sit down and just kind of, like, wait it out a little bit, but I don't think I've ever been that drunk where, literally, I passed out into my food, you know? Hey, question for you, Ella. We're having a debate between the ladies here this morning. If a guy were to bark or meow at you in a bar, would you be upset by that? Or would that be, you know, something that you would actually find funny?

I'd bark back. Let me hear your bark. Oh, my God.

A little shit-sing in here. It's a little aggressive. A little aggressive. All right, we love you. Take care of yourself. I love you, too. Bye.

For my next trick, I'll turn this bottle of wine into a night of bad decisions and a hangover. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Happy St. Paddy's Day from Mojo in the Morning.

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Curiosity leads to large crowds in the Wills Crichton community. Many of you bring binoculars, camcorders, even camera phones to take pictures. To me, it look like a leprechaun to me. I got to do a little bit of a treat.

Who else in the leprechaun say yeah? Yeah!

We'll be right back.

I was listening to all that Irish music at Irish Off Ionia this weekend. I'm listening to it, and these bands are playing, and they're very talented people. But I'm going, God, Ireland might have the worst music I have ever heard. It was like, I'm listening to this music, and I'm going, oh, this music might be the worst ever. Like, there's no rhythm or anything to it. It's rhythm? Yeah.

That's how they be hopping up and down, flicking their legs.

There's no rhythm to it.

Flicking them.

No.

There were Irish dancers on Saturday.

I'm, like, watching this thing. I'm going, oh, this is really nice. This is really cool. This is great. oh this is it kind of reminded me maybe it grows on me like country music has because i think i'm

getting more in into country music you played so much country music on the party bus all the way

there i for some reason used to hate country music i actually you know i turned down like three opportunities to work at country stations over the years and i turned it down because i never wanted to work at a country station because i didn't like the music and i and this is uh you know being a dj and stuff like that like they usually i had a guy that told me one time he said to me he goes he goes uh let me tell you a story and the guy told me like this story he goes do you know that the guy who's the ceo of a company called the epilady and i go what's epilady he goes it's like a thing that shaves you it's like a whatever he goes you know it's a guy and he goes he doesn't use his product but he sells the product he goes it's like you with country music you'll love country music eventually you know because you're going to sell it and i I wish I would have not turned down the opportunity because I always thought to myself, wow, I would have probably been a pretty good country guy.

I don't think it would work for you.

Really?

Yeah, you're too dirty. And I feel like all the country music DJs are very squeaky clean people.

But think about how much fun country fans would have listening to our type of show.

I agree with you. I've never heard of an edgy, quote unquote, because that's the word that is used in the radio industry.

an edgy country morning show that sounds like an opportunity but we get the greatest callers and we'll i agree we ask questions we always do this like market research stuff and we'll ask the question we'll say hey you know what what station do you most listen to other than listening to us

and it's always the country station it's true i gotta be honest i don't know what happened in my my car but it's been on uh was it ycd yeah wycd i haven't changed it i'm gonna be honest with you Are you liking it? It's a little vibes in there.

Great station. Do you think this is going to get me to start listening to this and liking this stuff?

Like, what is that?

What is this? This is the Irish music they were playing this weekend. I'm like, what is this music? This is not on the radio station, though. Well, that's what I'm saying, but this is a country.

He's saying he came around to liking country. Do you think he's going to come around to liking this kind of music?

I wonder if they have real songs, though. Do you think Z94 in Dublin, Ireland, plays regular music? They play this stuff.

They got to have, like, they got to have Irish music. That's not this.

They play, like, stuff like that.

Don't they play, like, normal music?

They do? Where are they from? I don't know.

Do you think they're stuck in 1993? What do you mean?

They got to have Irish track. They play, like, you know, that stuff.

Mariella was huge in Ireland. Really? Yeah, she did a music video there because of how diehard her fans are. I don't remember, but.

Oh, here you go. These guys always wore like shamrocks on their stuff.

I do think an Irish accent is very sexy.

Yeah. I agree. I think Irish women are sexy.

Very attractive. This is not a serious music, though.

Especially they got the brunettes with pale skin. Like, I like that.

I like my Irish women with big tails.

Pack it up, pack it in. Let me begin. I can't know when. That'll be it. That's a sin. I won't have a sock up. Come on. Happy St. Patrick's Day. Did you ever see this at a Wisconsin football game when they do it?

The whole crowd's going crazy.

Here's another Irish song

Oh, I love this one Hey, what's up, Mr. Spoiler? Can I ask a real question? Everybody always wants to know what Little John's last name is. It's O'Larry. It's Little John O'Larry. Yes, what's your question? It's to the window, to the wall, left to right. To the window, to the wall. When you go to the window, do you point left first? To the windows, to the wall. I always go right first. You go right? Yeah, I don't know. Is it supposed to?

I do. I just do a circle above my head, like a hurricane.

Hi, Becca. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. What's up?

So this radio station changed a whole bunch of times and probably predicted, but now it's alternative, the 98.7.

Okay. Yeah. There used to be amps.

There used to be amps. There used to be an alternative, like the 90s, early 2000s, alternative music.

Okay. Is that what?

Big up.

Why are you telling us? So what are you, are you plugging them or do you work for them? What's going on? Why are you calling?

No, I'm just saying that's a good station. That's what I listen to you guys when it's not, like, or when I'm not listening to you guys. Normally, like, in the afternoon. Don't tell people what it is, then.

Oh, no, no. It's okay. So you listen to us in the morning, and then you'll listen to their music in the afternoon. Yeah. That would be an interesting format. Alternative would be an interesting one to try. Do a little rock music.

My music is all over the place. I love you guys. Sometimes pop music becomes a little too repetitive. So, you know. I get it.

I think any kind of music becomes repetitive, because most stations, even if they are stations, like country stations alternative stations you know the the old person station they play the same songs over and over again because we all research the same music you know what i mean like we're not going to play bad music so that's you know that's they all became top 40 because they you know people have short attention spans and every time you listen you want to hear something good i also thought to ourselves that uh it's funny you talk about you know and this all started off of an add moment of me talking about irish music like i was listening to this music going oh my god isn't there going to be a cover band coming up here doing a britney song

i was waiting we had that dj the dj was good yeah yeah although he didn't play one kendrick lamar song did you know that you came up to me and said that i said to chan and i go the biggest

artist in the world right now is kendrick lamar the guy played not one kendrick lamar but i did like all the songs he played um but uh okay so back to what i was saying what kind of format

would we do classical music could you imagine us doing classical you know what station i feel like we should create and we should be the morning show on is a station that only plays songs from 2000 to 2010 oh my god because i feel like that would that look chunk that decade was just good

that is well there is that station here in town that does that no they on the box yeah they used

to they used no no that's that's west's favorite station shame on you i used i they would be good

but that would get old, too.

No, you want Warped Tour. Yeah, yes. Oh, you want Warped Tour. Yes, yes, yes. You want, like, Green Day. Zach and I, when I... Wall Out Boy. Yeah, Zach and I have talked about this. Yes. Mm-hmm. Okay. Panic at the Disco, Paramore. Yeah. Yeah. Like, uh... Dream Class Heroes. Ways like girls.

Yeah.

A little NSYNC. All right. Every now and again. Ryan Cabrera.

Who is a Ryan... Hold on a second. I don't know. Ryan Cabrera. Simple plan.

You got me a Ryan Cabrera. Jesse McCart... McCartney? McCartney. McCartney. Beautiful soul.

Yeah. Let me hear your intro of the song.

Not this. No. It's Q102. Oh, I heard you got it loud. Hey. Oh, Gwen Stefani. Yeah.

Hi, Jessica. What's up? Or Jess?

We've got good stations. Hi, yeah.

What's going on?

So, yeah, there's actually some really good, like, more, you know, modern music in Ireland. And there's even an Irish hip-hop group that's super popular called Kneecap. Kneecap? Yeah, and in one of their videos recently, they had a Detroit Hustles Harder sticker.

Oh, did they really? That's cool.

Yeah, it was solid. So check out Kneecap. They're really good.

They're looking at their Instagram. Like the body part, Kneecap?

Yeah, yeah. They're from Belfast.

Yeah. Okay. Quick question for you. Oh, they have a huge follow-up. That New York Highland Park? Quick question. The radio people there, do they all have, like, voices? Like, do they, does the person that comes on, instead of sounding like our deep voice guy, does it go, eh, it's cute on it for? You know, like, stuff like that. Is that what they sound like?

That's a great question. They actually can't play kneecap, or they keep getting banned from playing kneecap because it's too, like, spicy for the radios there.

I would think that that would be a country that you could actually be spicy in. I like how Shannon says, what did you say, too dirty?

Oh, they're super religious.

They said too spicy. I like spicy. Our show would never work in there, huh? What's up, Rebecca?

Plus, he's at their president.

What's going on, Rebecca?

Hi. Good morning. Good morning. First time, long time. Hey, Rebecca's on the phone.

What's going on?

I'm from Grand Rapids, and I am so bummed that I missed you guys at Irish Off Ionia. I went in the evening looking for you guys, and everyone was gone.

Next year, we're getting a hotel and we're staying. Facts. That would have been fun. It was perfect weather to do it. I think the problem is we all had PTSDs from the past, like 2022, 2023, 2024, kind of. Oh, the weather was, that would have been, could you imagine if we had the same weather on Saturday at Culver Plaza that we had that one year where it was a blizzard?

Yeah, it was freezing and yeah. So I was so bummed. I was looking all over, and I'm kind of upset with my boyfriend because he said, no, no, let's go in the evening, and I was ready to go during the day and kept seeing all your photos and stuff online.

It was so much fun.

And I'm just so bummed, so bummed that I missed you, but I'm glad I get to talk to you this morning. Yeah, for sure.

We'll see you, Rebecca, next year, okay? Actually, we'll be out there soon.

Okay, great.

We're doing more in Grand Rapids because I was looking at it ever since Tony put that little sweeper thing on with deep voice guys saying that we're number one in every other city but Grand Rapids, like even Muskegon we're number one in, but Grand Rapids we're still number two to Free Bear and Hot Wings. We're inching closer. Let's go. So our goal is maybe we got to do it. Maybe we need to do more campaigning out there. I just had a note to bring that up in our meeting after the show today. A little bit more campaigning out there. We're going to have to get out and get you. Get a friend to listen to us, will you please? No matter where you are, get a friend. And even if you're listening to us on the app and you're not even in Detroit, Grand Rapids, or Toledo, tell a friend about Mojo in the Morning. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning. Lydia, do you want to call Zach and tell Zach to come in the studio? I got him next up for a topic here.

I wonder how he's doing because he did not look good on the bus home.

Well, we had to stay in the mall and sober him up because he was so, you know.

He got faded.

Yeah.

The picture of you on the bus, Zach, just staring off into nothing.

I was very nauseous.

He was a little drunk, and we had to go take him to the food court to make sure that he—

I had my sister drive me home. I was like, I feel like this is high school. What did you do with your car, though, that was sitting in the parking lot? Well, she lives five minutes away, so she dropped me off on Sunday.

Okay, so you were good then? Yeah, I was a little worried about you. I don't like, by the way, don't anybody—and I want everybody to know this on the show— don't ever get behind the wheel of the car and drive. If you need an Uber, we will buy you an Uber. we'll figure out a way all of us in our group text if you're ever out and about say hey guys i'm screwed i'm out stuck or someone can come get you or someone yeah don't don't ever do it because i'm going to say this to you i'm not worried about the bad press of you getting a thing i'm worried about you killing somebody and i will never be able to to look at you the same way ever again if that happens so sure don't ever uh drink too much and then get behind the wheel of the car um zach is this a is this a topic uh about you or is this a what who's this topic so

this is a friend that i bowl with and uh she went on a first date is she one of our mojo in the

morning team members she's not oh she's an enemy are you on this you're on another bowling team besides no no no she's like part of the league oh okay okay you see her every week every week

she's an opponent okay yeah an enemy and the first date was not with you nemesis no first date was not with me okay um she's a little bit younger than me but uh she goes on this first date and uh the guy offers to go putt putting i think that's a first great like a good idea yeah here's the thing she's very competitive so she's like she's really good at everything she does she's great at bowling like she's a basketball player volleyball player she's sinking hole in like one after one like she got three hole in ones in a row wow so the guy's like well what the hell okay like i'm gonna start picking it up so as young men do you want to impress them so he swings as far as he can in putt-putt whips it as hard as he can as it goes up it knocks her in the face and uh she like didn't break her nose but she has a black eye in her nose she had to

go to the emergency room wouldn't stop bleeding how does he think that that's going to make him better at putt-putt. Isn't putt-putt like softer putting? Wait, he was trying to take her out after that? No, I don't know. She just happened to be in the way of his killer swing. Exactly. So, by the way, when you're on a date, this is for Zach and for Kevin, if you're on a date with a girl and you're doing top golf or, you know, whatever, you're playing whirly ball, whatever the deal is, and the girl starts

beating you are you gonna say look at her differently like i think that's hot like i i

think there's something hot about it or do you want to be competitive or no i am the least competitive person ever you're probably gonna kick my ass anyway yeah so i'm gonna let it happen but

it's one thing to be flirty and competitive but what he did then was like kick it up a notch and

he became that guy yes you all you all want to see the photos yeah you got photos oh yeah oh yeah

That's the guy who punches walls. Horse thing. Yes.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Have you ever been on a date with somebody and you did a competitive thing? Like you guys went, I mean, there are some people that go like full on golfing with girls on the first date. Guys that will go full on golfing with girls because they think girls in golf outfits are hot. And they will go out there and realize that this girl is really good. And that has turned guys on. Oh my God, she's so cute. Look at her.

She is so cute.

Oh, and she's got a she's got a she's got a shiner. I said that happened from the guy. Yeah. Isn't that wild? That's abusive. That's crazy. That's a terrible first date. He punched her. What is this? Right. That's too perfect.

I feel so upset.

She got like a really good job recently. And she's like, well, this is my first like real job. Now I'm going to have to hide this up with makeup.

I mean, honestly, it's a it's a good it's a sense. I mean, it's a good story. Thank God that's what it was.

Does he drink Monster? Probably. No, nitrous. Did you drink nitrous? His name's Chad.

Question for the ladies now. Megan and Shannon and KP, or Lydia and Bianca. Question for you guys. What do you guys do if you're on a date with a guy and the guy is way too competitive? Will you go on another date with him?

No.

Is it douchebaggy for them to do that?

I actually think it's kind of red flaggy I feel like we use that term a ton today But yeah Is that how you're going to be about everything? That's what I would think

You gotta know yourself If you're that guy And you know you get way too competitive I would say do your best to try to stay away from Dates that incorporate Competitive things I see you doing that I'm not going to let her win It's not going to be a thing We're like, we're about to, like, don't, I'm not here to have, I mean, yes, I'm going to have fun, but. And I wouldn't like that either, by the way. Well, no, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going crazy, but I'm not taking it easy on you.

Did you see what Peyton Manning did to Kaitlyn Clark when they played Papa Shot? No. He kicked her ass. Yeah. And so he went, they did Papa Shot together. She's like the best, you know, shooter in the WNBA and college basketball, too. Holds the record for the most threes. He went, he's like, F her. And Peyton Manning, not Peyton, I'm sorry, it was Eli Manning. Eli Manning did it. And he beat the hell out of her in Papa Shot. That would be Kevin at Dave & Buster's. My guy. He would completely do that.

Also, if you took me on a date to Dave & Buster's. Shannon, you would love him. Done before. I have been there before. I hate it. I would love it. I would love it.

What's up, Cooper? Hi. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's going on?

Hey, so I actually went out on a date with this girl. It was like a first time Dave went to a bar where there was like no one there. And I was like, okay, well, like, let's make some small talk or something. So like, maybe we can play some pool or something. Like, I'm not good by any means, but I ended up beating her like three games in a row. And then she started like tearing up. And I was like, well, like what's going on? And she was like, she's like, I just, I just, I don't lose. And I was like, you don't lose. and she was like well usually like guys let me win and i'm like oh well i i mean i can let you win if you want me to and she got like even more upset with like okay well now like you're trying

to like pander to me no you are a dick you're a dick for beating her why are you doing it three

times at some point you gotta be like she's not having fun yeah did you not you didn't even sense

He made her cry.

You didn't sense that this girl was trying to be competitive with you? What were you thinking, Cooper?

Well, she was, like, she was, like, trying. She was, like, it was, like, that, like, you know, like, when she's, like, trying to, like, oh, like, this is fun. Like, I also want to, like, compete with you. And I was, like, okay, cool. Like, so, like, I was just still playing this. It wasn't like I was, like, going harder on her trying to beat her.

This guy. And then. By the way, have you ever gone and played mini golf with a real cute brunette that also bowls? you sound like that guy I think we found our guy here that's by the way you're like I'm telling you when you do this thing when you go out with these girls you are looking I would never on the first date do something competitive like that like I would take them to have drinks and play cool although you got because you got to be careful

You have a double-edged sword in this one. Your double-edged sword is you could look like you're letting them win, and then you look like you're non-athletic and you're kind of, you know, weak. Right. Or you look like this guy that Zach, you know, her friend went out with. You look kind of like a douche. You got to be careful. I know. I just wish I was actually, like, really good at it because I didn't feel like I was even good. Girls, let me ask you this question. You guys go bowling with a guy, okay? He takes you bowling. and he brings his own ball and his own shoes. I kind of love that. I kind of love it. I'm fine with that. You're on? Yeah, because it's like

if we go golfing and you bring your own clubs, like it's fine, but like also it's bowling, so ugh. But also, very awkward moment walking back from after you bowl to where you're sitting. That is an awkward first date thing, I think. See, I don't know.

I think guys that go to Topgolf with their own golf clubs are douchebags.

Why? See, that's different to me than bringing your own. I just think it's douchey. That is very douchey. Really?

If you go on a date with a girl You're kind of a loser.

But it's a height thing. No, he's a cornball.

They've got clubs there.

See, I agree with that. I think that's douchey, but I think bringing your own ball and shoes is very cute to bowling.

Really?

And I think they're different. I don't know why. It doesn't make sense, but that's my opinion.

All right, Mojo in the Morning. You know what a leprechaun is?

A leprechaun, yeah.

Let's make out before you throw up. Happy St. Patty's Day from Mojo in the Morning. hey we're giving away lots of concert tickets this week uh kendrick lamar sizza early at 6 30 then tate mccray sold out tickets at 7 30 8 30 we gave away weekend tickets last hour and now we're going to give away tickets see post malone and jelly roll uh text to win text ford as in ford field where that show will be to 95500 and you could be going to see post malone Jelly Roll at Ford Field May the 18th. Ford Field's going to have more concerts in a three month period of time than football games in the fall. Home games. Because they're going to have so many concerts between, what, two weekend shows. Then they've got Kendrick. Well, they've got First Post and Jelly Roll. Then the weekend. Then Kendrick and SZA. And I think they've got a big country show too coming up. Or a couple big country shows this summertime. So, text forward to 95500. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, Shannon. What's going on in the Dirty on the 30?

Dirty.

Justin Bieber was on his Instagram story scan over the weekend writing about feeling like he's drowning. He wrote, by the way, the post was set to this song, Scissors, I Hate You. He wrote, I was always told when I was a kid not to hate, but it made me feel like I wasn't allowed to have it. And so I didn't tell anyone I had it, which made me feel like I was drowning. unsafe to acknowledge it i think we can only let hate go by first acknowledging it's there how couldn't we feel hate from all of the hurt we've experienced and everyone's going oh god what does this mean this post comes a few days after remember in another instagram story he said he felt like a fraud and he felt unqualified most days so people were scratching their heads at that post but then yesterday i saw he and hayley were posting from disneyland and they We're, like, going on all the rides and looking very happy, so.

It's a banger. I'm going to take the opposite approach. I think we are going to get new music from Justin Bieber, and I think it's going to be very introspective, and I think he's leaving these little breadcrumbs that give us insight into the direction he's headed in. That'd be great.

I hope so.

I'll take it.

Yeah, I hope it's that and that it's not his, you know, mental health's not doing great. ASAP Rocky making a very dramatic entrance for his headlining set at Rolling Loud on Saturday night. It came in on a helicopter that hovered over the just absolutely massive crowd at Hollywood Park in Inglewood, California. Performed an unreleased track. I think it's called All Black from the back of the chopper. And then once he jumped onto the stage, did, you know, all of his hits.

That's a hell of a way. Marietta was there. Yeah.

She was cheering. Cheering him on from the crowd. This was his first live performance since being acquitted of those two felony counts of assault with a firearm on A$AP Rally.

I saw Big Boy, who's our big-time DJ here in our company, works at Real in Los Angeles. What a weekend he had. He had an AAU game that his son was playing in against LeBron's kid and saw LeBron at the game and then went to Rolling Loud and ended up, he showed the video of him just walking up and giving a hug to Rihanna, which was really cool too. She looks so good in that. But I'm like, what a weekend.

You could not pay me to jump out of a helicopter, though. Really? Never in a million years would I do this. Have you ever been in a helicopter? I have.

I love it.

It's fun, too. I've never been. It does have...

It feels safe. You can do...

a ride-along if you want with Sheriff Bouchard.

We also have a friend here who runs a company that you could go all around Detroit. Let's go.

But yeah, people remember we did the couples having romantic times. Yes. I love to go. The only problem with it is I cannot think about Kobe at all.

That's where I go though.

Because it does scare you. It's scary.

It is very scary being in a helicopter.

In a plane at least you can glide down. A helicopter you're just going Right to the ground.

There's also something about being in, like, a commercial plane where you're like, if this crashes, like, I'm going to be fine because I can only afford the back of the bus tickets. You know what I mean? Like, it's going to stop before it gets to me. But when you're in a helicopter, you're like, there's no hiding. Yeah. If we go down, we go down together. Yeah.

Wait, that's a song, isn't it?

It is.

If we go down, we go down together. Hold on. Throwback Throwdown. I don't know. I don't know that song. No, you know the song. We go down. We go down. Oh, we go down together.

Yeah.

What is it on? What is it?

Is it Chainsmokers? I think so. Paris?

It might be. Yeah. Look at you. Shannon gets a point. She would know fine. I'm out the board. I could watch it's wrong. And then everyone's going to be texting, she's wrong.

Elton John in the dirty today for a really sad reason. And I don't know if this is true, but apparently his health has reportedly deteriorated so badly that he can't even sign his full name anymore when he's signing autographs. He just uses his initial E. So he, he, have you heard what's been going on with him? No. He's had, he contracted a severe eye infection last summer, which left him totally blind in his right eye. And he's got very, very, very limited vision in his left. So he can barely see. And so his fans were apparently warned that he has had to simplify his signature on the limited edition sets of his new album. So just writing this E. And then I think there's like a kiss or a heart or something too. But he said in a recent interview of his declining health, there have been days I've been miserable, but then I think about how lucky I am. I've got a new respect for sight impaired people. I've got a great life and hopefully my sight will improve. He said, I've beaten addiction, health issues, and can pick myself up and dust myself off. And lastly, on Friday, a court ordered Starbucks to pay $50 million in damages to a delivery driver who had his private area severely burned by some spilled tea.

This morning, Starbucks ordered to pay up. A California jury ordering the company to pay a delivery driver $50 million after hot tea spilled into his lap. Surveillance video from the drive-thru in Los Angeles shows a barista handing the man a drink carrier containing three teas, one seemingly unsecured. The cup, then spilling. We freeze the video here. His lawyers say he suffered third-degree burns on his genitals and groin and claims Starbucks had a flagrant disregard for customer safety.

I thought to myself, why so large? But then when I looked at the actual injuries and also a way to try to kind of send a message to Starbucks because there has been a history, even predating this incident, where other people were burned through drive-thrus.

It's reminiscent of a landmark judgment against McDonald's in 1994 when hot coffee spilled onto a woman's lap.

I screamed, not realizing I was burned that bad. I knew I was in terrible pain.

She suffered third-degree burns and won a nearly $3 million judgment, which was later reduced and settled out of court. In a more recent case, a Florida jury in 2023 awarded $800,000 to a girl burned by a Chicken McNugget. As for the Starbucks case, the lawyer for the plaintiff says he agreed to settle for $30 million if Starbucks would apologize and change its policies to prevent such an incident from happening again. But he says Starbucks declined. In a statement, Starbucks said it sympathizes with the man, but we disagree with the jury's decision that we were at fault for this incident and believe the damages awarded to be excessive. In the McDonald's case, I just, by the way,

changed my drink now i'm no longer drinking cold beers i'm drinking the hot coffees i'm gonna

figure it's gonna be like the lottery for me get mine extra hot that's the option that i choose

and it's still not hot enough i wonder if there's somewhere on the app that will say now that there's a warning a warning like yeah like if you want extra hot or if they'll offer extra

hot anymore well remember mcdonald's now has the stickers on the window have you seen those and so

does the the all the cups have them too i want you to have a safety mechanism in place where you don't serve and i this isn't an exaggeration it was literally at the boiling point of water for

this tea yeah i want it hot though because i want it to last while i go to work

are two different temperatures. They melted his skin off.

Okay, how about french fries? If you went to McDonald's, do you want hot fries or do you want lukewarm fries? I want them so hot that I burn my mouth.

I don't want burn my tongue physically out of my mouth hot fries. Oh, I want them. That's the difference here. It's not like I'm saying we shouldn't serve hot drinks at Starbucks. We shouldn't serve medically inducing procedures hot drinks to our customers. When I have a sore throat, did I get a medicine ball? The skin on his genitals melted off.

Well, maybe he had thin genitals.

You are crazy.

If I need a medicine ball, the only way my throat gets better is if it's nice and hot going down.

I agree with you.

It can't be too hot, though, because it'll burn your throat.

That's like saying, wow, I like having a warm compress when I have back pain versus this lava is very warm. They should be the same temperature.

What if I enjoy hot things on my genitals? Shouldn't I be able to get hot things on my genitals?

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Unless I want to sue and I want to make money with David Feminino. Can you imagine? I'm calling David Feminino today. I'm going to tell him that I spilled a cold drink on me and it shrunk my genitals. Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source, is Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. you know sometimes you wish that you had camera rolling when something happens to you outside of the show that you want everybody to see I wish that there was a camera rolling on Shannon at the swim meet that she went to in ohio this weekend yesterday was it yesterday yeah by the

way i there are a ton of listeners at these meets this was zones um if you if you have a competitive swimmer swimmer you know what that is and so we were at bowling green you know uh bowling green bgsco state university jesus thank you yes mad at you for not telling me we were at the natatorium all weekend i'm so mad at you i passed a frickers i thought of you on the way there i was in toledo all weekend you were well okay so that's where i spent yesterday for uh loose who killed it in the 50 backstroke but um these things are so packed once you get to the end of the season and it gets like like really competitive especially in this situation where you have swimmers from all of the surrounding states their families have driven in grandma grandpa's there there is not a lot of room in these natatoriums and so they are just like you are packed in there like sardines and so I drove down with Lucy and Smith yesterday and I'm like you guys I am learning how this goes finally I'm getting the hang of this I'm getting smart we are going to get there an hour early so that mom can get a good seat and Lucy'll know where I am so I can cheer for you and you can look up and whatever and so we get there Lucy goes to meet all of the swimmers Smith and I go to stake out our seat and I thought we were good but I swear people do not give two spits when it comes to situations like this because so there's me and again it is packed there's me and then on one on the left to my left I have my iPad Smith's iPad a book he got a cookie a bag of Flamin and hot cheetos and we had a bottle of water so that's what i had to save his seat because as soon as we sat down he's like i'm gonna get up and i'm gonna go see if i saw they had a sign for crumble cookie so okay fine like he gets up this lady comes into the bleachers and i'm talking sits right on all of the stuff that i have next to me smooshing the flaming hot cheetos the cookie that already had you know all the stuff that we had right there's my water bottle on top of it so i say to her my jacket i say to her very politely by the way oh i'm so sorry my son is sitting there and she looks right at my face and she goes well he's not here now wow wow you guys had a bad day you guys but you know in those moments where you're like i like the the words that i wanted to say so badly I like she was on my stuff to the point where I couldn't even pull my purse and my coat out from under her and like I was thinking of like 20 different things like smart ass things that I could say to her this was a big lady she was a bigger lady can't pull your coat I I did not want I wanted to say that she couldn't pull her coat that was my nice way of saying that

That was your...

I wanted to say something snotty so bad, and then I remembered...

What did you want to say?

Could you please move your ass so that I could get all my... Move your fat ass. So I could get my stuff then and at least move it to my lap. I remembered I'm wearing my God is good all the time hat. So I couldn't say what I really wanted to say to her.

Yeah. What is it?

You can't be mean when you're wearing Jesus hat.

So could she see? I'm trying to picture this. She could see the stuff. She sat on it. She sat. She felt it. But could she see that she sat on the Cheetos and all that stuff?

She did not care. She didn't care. She just wanted a spot. She actually said to me, well, he's not here now. When I said, I'm saving the seat for my son.

Yeah.

Sports parents.

Do you think if Smith was still sitting there, she would have sat on him?

Probably. She would have put her big, fat cheeks right on top of him. Is it a sports parent thing? Do you feel like these parents are a little bit more aggressive than other parents?

I think in the situations where it's something like this, where you're to the end of a season and it's like a championship or whatever.

like people just they they're they change which was this lady where where do you think she was

from i don't know from ohio that's it she was wearing red so if you were there and you were

one of the teams wearing red it was you you can't tell like what team she's from i probably could

have if i actually looked at her but i'll be honest with you i was so mad i couldn't even look

up the funny uh the funny thing is when you have like sporting events go and you're sitting you're in the stands a lot of times people will bring those chairs with that have the backs do you ever

bring those at all well after yesterday wes went out to dick sporting goods and bought two of them because he said this will this will never happen again because if you have the chair there they

that can't you know they can't sit on it we had one of luke's baseball uh teams that he was on one of the parents got into a fight with another fan of people from another team because our we had it with our team's name on the thing and they set up the chairs and these people went up there and took them and moved them wow because they said that we took up too much space we had a you know a good size you know crowd that would come to these games grandparents stuff like that and they felt like we took too much space and usually it's like you go visiting team one side you know opponents you know on the other side it was one of those ones where the stands were right behind home plate and they were upset so they started moving them they said I picked them up and started moving them and moving the other ones up there so that was happening yesterday people

were getting there very very early in the morning i thought an hour early was sufficient it was not i guess people had like stayed the night in a hotel the night before if they were coming from out of town and they got their first thing in the morning and they were laying out blankets which okay if you're gonna have your whole family there i i completely understand that but what people were doing so they would lay out a blanket for the chunk of bleacher where they were like okay mom dad grandma grandpa you know yeah suzy whatever people were going up to those spots and folding the blankets in half so that they wouldn't have. I mean, it was getting just.

You know where this happens also? It happens at two other places. It happens when you're going down to the Belle Isle fireworks, the Detroit fireworks. People will lay out their blankets and everything like that for the big fireworks display that they do over Canada in June. People will move those, and they'll get all upset. Like, hey, I went down there early in the morning to set it up, and they're like, I don't give a rat's ass. The other one is church. You ever go to church and you go to church and you get there and people will get there early so that they have the absolutely, like, full row? And they'll say.

Not at church.

At some churches, they won't let you do it. They're like, you can't save it. Move in. And I hated, my thing I used to hate when I would go to the strip mall church, I hated going to the one church that was by my house because they would make you all move in. They'd do the crunch.

You'd have to crunch into the center so that people could take the aisle seats.

And I would say, I want the aisle. If I have to go to the bathroom, I've got to crawl all over these people.

Why not move it to, like, a bigger venue, though? Well, they have. You mean for the swimming? Yeah. I don't know if they could or if I know that this is the time of year.

A college campus isn't big? That's a big venue.

When I tell you, I ended up getting up and moving because I'm like, I can't sit next to this lady the whole time. I was so upset. So I moved and I sat on like the ledge of a windowsill that faced out to the gym. Jen, what was your question for Shannon? I was just wondering if that fat lady wouldn't move. Where did Smith end up sitting? And what happened with the chips? Did we just like eat the power? He got new Cheetos. And we ended up moving. That's what I was just saying. I ended up before the meet even started, I moved because I just didn't want to be there anymore. So I gave her plenty of space.

Hey, Jen, this isn't, don't you think Shannon should have made her pay for the new Cheetos? Like I said to her, you smooshed my Cheetos.

I would have scooshed right next to her or I would have sprayed something strong. I would have done anything. I would have been fighting about it. But you know, in that moment, you think of. And then even the rest of the day, I was like, I could have said this. I could have said this.

Yeah.

Of course. You should have had Smith, like, cop all over. Like, put the Cheetos and siren and dust you sat out of them. And then cop all over and hit right all over.

You know where this would never happen? It would never happen if your kid was a hockey player. Hockey parents will. They're the psychos. No, they would punch. Yeah, that's why they're the craziest. But they would know not to do that to another hockey parent because they would just think you're psychotic just like they are. Like, swimming parents, they seem more refined than hockey parents.

Yeah, for sure.

They're not. Yeah.

No.

How many swimming parents have you seen get arrested at the event?

Yeah.

Okay. Never. Zero. I've seen quite a few hockey parents get arrested.

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. A couple of the things I want to bring up here. Oh, you know what I saw that I thought was pretty wild? And actually a friend of mine was telling me that they're doing this. I saw a story over the weekend that was on the news about how people are now going to AI marriage therapy.

What?

Like couples are using AI for their therapist. Mm-mm. And I saw this and I thought to myself, that's weird. And then Chels was reminding me that one of the friends that we have, a couple of friends that we have, that they have tried AI therapy and liked it. They thought it was good. So you basically sit there and you let AI decide your relationship.

Is it an AI, like a fake, this sounds weird, but I'm asking for a reason, like a fake human face on a computer that you're talking to? Or is it strictly just audio?

No, it's audio playing. you tell it what's going on and then it tells you ai tells you it's not it's a human voice speaking to you okay but that human voice is not a real person it's actually ai right which i think is kind of weird in itself because i think half the time when i do therapy my therapy is me feeling like i have a friend you know what i mean and i don't want to ever turn to like i i i don't want to have it become a situation where i feel like i don't know the person is it and and they don't have an experience AI doesn't have the experience right it's it's it's a computer I mean it got

they may have more knowledge and they have less of an emotional response I wonder if it's actually

beneficial because of that no we're telling robots too much they're learning yeah they're gonna take

us all over that is that's super weird to me I would not I I just switched one of Lucy's doctors and I won't get specific because I loved this doctor but I switched because recently we went to an appointment and the doctor never came in he sent a pa in with a ai doctor nope and so this doctor doc not even real like a robot sat on an ipad in the in the room cropped up in the room with the physician's assistant yes it was the weirdest thing ever and i'm like i want like a

real human being treating her i yeah i don't want it was and although i will tell you this i'd probably be more honest to the ai doc than i would like when dr warner will ask me questions like are you talking on your phone while driving no are you kidding me what are you talking about doc he

always tells me no donuts no hot dogs right i'm like yeah never never my life dr warner i'm like

i will never pass a donut i talked to him the other day by the way he was going to deliver a baby and i said to dr i go dr warner you're like breathing heavy and stuff is everything okay And he goes, I'm running down the hallway at Beaumont Hospital. He goes, the baby's coming out. He was running late to get, and he's like running down the hallway. And he's like, and then he's talking to me. You know how Dr. Warner, for those that don't know him, if you're a patient of him, he cannot say goodbye to you without like saying goodbye a million times. Yeah. It might be the reason why when you're going for appointments, everything's always backed up so much. But he's like, all right, you be good. You be good. I'm like, Dr. Warner, hang up the phone. You're right.

You got to deliver the baby.

Okay, so go back to AI for a second. AI therapy. Would you go to a therapist that was AI? I'd try it. You would? Yeah, why not? I'd try it. But don't you have a therapist that you have a relationship with? I love Dr. Bords. She's incredible. Is that a human being or no? Yeah, she's a full woman.

I think a therapist needs humanity.

Yeah, I think so too.

But maybe that's the issue though. Here, I would try it. I'm not going to immediately shut it down, but I would give it an opportunity because who knows? It may work out better for me. I mean, I'd rather ask Google a question than ask one of y'all if it's like a fact-based question. I know Google's going to give me the answer.

But that's different because, not to say that it's not important, but it's not as important as...

somebody's marriage yeah i guess depending on what question you're asking but do any of you

guys have ai on your phone at all everybody does if you have an iphone now and by the way ai is

driving me crazy in gmail somebody teach me how to turn it off it's like this is this is a priority

for you today where do i get it on my iphone how do i get it on here well i mean siri is ai give me A-A-I. Hold on. He's using it. Okay. It says, sorry, I don't understand. See, this is what would happen. I'd be telling, I would be telling my therapist things and they'd be like, can't understand you. It sounds like, it sounds like you got a mouthful of syrup or what does that drop that I play on? You're talking about like the Apple intelligence? Maybe because it sounds like you're talking with a mouthful of syrup. Yeah.

I don't know if I have.

I don't know.

I don't know if I've like actually used. A-I.

Oh my God. I feel like I'm at the genius bar

with 80-year-olds. What's an Apple ID? No, this would be Chelsea and I. What's my password? No, Chelsea and I would be going to marriage therapy and she'd be like, he doesn't understand me. He doesn't, whatever. They'd be like, I don't understand how to use AI.

So just so you know, AI, and I'm reading this. I'm not making this up. AI on your iPhone is basically a smarter Siri. It helps you write. It's like advanced writing tools. the notification summaries, which also drive me crazy. Do you have that on your text?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't, I need to figure out how to turn that off.

Can I be honest with you, though? A lot of times I use it. So be careful when you get a response from me, because if it spells it correctly, it's usually it was one of your notification responses.

No, I'm talking about, do you ever get text messages? It especially does it for me in group text, and it'll give a summary of what everybody said in just a sentence. I love it. I hate that, because then I feel like I miss stuff.

Hey, hey, Zach, what's going on? How are you? good how you doing good we're talking about uh going to a ai marriage therapist

so mine wasn't marriage but it uh the the past couple months uh i've had some issues with my dogs i had one that got uh that had been diagnosed with cancer and one that tore her acl okay so i was just i was just asking it like general questions about him being sick and surgeries and stuff like that and it started getting all like therapeutic with me and was trying to like yeah pretty much become my therapist telling me if i needed anything just that i could talk to it

and it was really weird that's creepy so it was you were focusing on your dog and you're like no

no we're here for my dog not for me that's amazing it was like asking if i was like upset and like wanting to see wanting to make me feel better and it was just really creepy it's intuitive

Is it talking to you, or is it writing it down for you?

I was texting. I was just asking questions and stuff, but I think you can talk to it, too.

Zach, what if it said that you are a lonely bastard that needs to, you know, would you be offended by it? Because I've gone to therapists before. I had a therapist that told me I should get divorced, and I fired him as my therapist. I'm like, I'm coming to you to try to save my marriage and not get divorced from my marriage. Like, what if it told you to go do something? Like, quit your job, and next thing you know, you're unemployed.

Yeah, I don't think I'm taking any advice from them. Yeah.

Coco, what's up, Coco?

Hey, what's up, man?

How you doing?

I'm doing good. I'm actually on my way to work here. I'm a DJ, St. Paddy's Day, so we're starting early at 10 a.m. I love it.

A happy St. Patrick's Day. What's going on?

A happy St. Patrick's Day to you guys. So, I mean, I have a little bit of comment about the AI just to give a little different perspective. You know, so you're talking about, like, the humanism of these AIs and lacking that. But what if we think about it on the other end? It's a doctor that never forgets information, retains all of the information that it's learned throughout schooling. It doesn't have that humanization to forget or to lack or to choose to, you know, cut corners or whatever in that sense. Or updating, you know, doctors have to go to conferences to learn new medical stuff and all of that. whereas an AI could just get uploaded in two seconds, have it.

Okay. Who would you be more honest with, the AI therapist or human therapist?

You know, I think I'm with you. I would probably be more honest to the AI.

Okay, here, let's try this. Let me try this real quick. It'll be me. We're going to take ourselves off. I'll put it on AI. It's weird, though. It sounds like my same voice. All right. Hold on. We're going to talk to the AI therapist real quick. hi coco this is the ai therapist hello when's the last time you masturbated can we not talk about this on the radio i'm the ai therapist you can tell me anything

i can tell you anything yeah i wouldn't even tell my doctor

that's the thing i don't know if i wanted i'd be thinking there's a guy on the other end that's like the wizard of oz you know pulling strings somebody's watching it yeah yeah yeah they're just watching everything you say you know and then i tell my therapist stuff or my ai therapist and then i'm at home and you know how when you can't get alexa to stop talking like you ever have that Hey, shut up. It's like, Coco just told me this morning that he was, you know, it's like, whatever. What's up, Bruno? How you doing?

I'm doing all right. Morning, everyone. Good morning.

Say hi. Good morning to the AI therapist.

What I was going to say is, when it comes to AI, for you to get the type of output that you're looking for, you have to give it a persona. If you're not looking to spend money to, you know, buy like an AI agent, because that's where kind of like that's where it kind of like start costing you money. But if you really want to save money and not kind of like, you know, spend a lot, but still get what you're looking for. For example, you mentioned something about talking to an AI therapist. You could actually like, you know, take your time, describe the type of therapist that you want to have a conversation with. kind of like give it tell exactly what you want it to be and then go on down full on conversation

mode i want the therapist to just tell me i'm right and then i'll be happy with that

it's not gonna do that though

then what then can i get a new therapist can you ask uh ai for something like if you like yeah this isn't good like i've had ai write things for me but can i say hey you're a dumb ai like

well give me somebody smarter on the other end well if you wanted to be that way or should i say um if you wanted to be more human that way on a on a more friendly level yeah you can again give it a persona and then when say for example you call it names or you'd be rude trust me it can

be rude right back like i've i've had ai write things for me and it's written it's so good i'm like hey can you write it like a little more i was gonna say people will know like i have to read it And then misspell certain things just to make sure people understand that it was not AI doing it.

In all of this, you're just training robots to be better at being humans.

Yeah.

Deceivable humans.

This is not a good thing. Wes and I went to like a banquet for something. I don't want to say exactly what it was because I don't want to offend this person. But the person that got up to give a speech at the banquet, one million percent had AI write the entire thing. And it was so obvious that she just read something that was written for her.

Somebody told me that if you want to, you know, just like how teachers and professors do it, you put whatever they wrote in to your AI and it will tell you AI wrote this. Like it can do it. So I wonder if you recorded them, you could actually tell.

I don't like that because the same thing, if you use Grammarly, which is literally it just reads it and goes, you need a period here or it needs a comma, it'll say you used AI to write it. And I do not like that whatsoever. You can just be a good student that worked really hard on something and you tried to get your grammar right. And it's like, you cheated.

Well, in college campuses are doing this all the time, trying to bust you for, you know, when you're writing, having AI write papers for them. Can you imagine going to school nowadays with all the stuff that you have?

You know what? People used to say that about cell phones. It's a tool. If that's what the tool is going to be used in, like, every day, then learn how to use the tool.

Megan, I used to stick a feather into ink to write back when I went to school.