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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show how are you it is wednesday five lies tell your mom second date update all coming up this morning here on the show and we got a lot of good prizes still, including just added this week, a brand new car. Yeah! I used to love that on the prices, right? The best. They would open up the door.

And there it was, man. It was a shiny new Chevrolet. We have a chance for you to win a brand new car coming up in just moments, less than 15 minutes away. And it's all brought to you by Moran Automotive. Our friends over at Moran Automotive with great dealerships around town. Shannon's driving a Moran Automotive GMC like that. And we'll give you a chance to win and find the fob coming up. Nice picture of Shannon yesterday. I saw that posted.

Thank you to Bianca. Is there a such thing as a not nice picture of Shannon?

Oh, yes, there are like many, many, many, many.

By the way, she was holding the fob that that car belonged to. And as I looked at that fob, I'm trying to think, is there a difference in the fobs that they have?

Well, somebody called out right away what the fob was to that I was holding. It was actually your fob, by the way, because we just like grabbed somebody's random keys in the studio to be very honest with you. And they're like, it's going to be a Tahoe. And I'm like, that was literally the first key fob I just grabbed of somebody's in the studio.

I hope that, you know, it's funny. We should actually see. That's kind of an interesting one. Although you're not going to know if the fob's not going to be like seen in the car. You know, it's going to be hidden somewhere in the car.

And again, we, all of us, with the exception of Lydia, do not know which car it is. I tried. I tried so hard to get her to tell me yesterday. She will not budge.

Your chance to qualify for that coming up in just a little bit. It's Mojo in the morning show. There was a little fighting going on before the show in our pre-show meeting between the producer of the show, executive producer of the show, Lydia Jarjosa.

Okay.

And the co-host extraordinaire voice of reason on the show.

I like that.

No. Kevin Irwin.

The second.

So Kevin Irwin, the second. Well, there was a little argument over what topic to do because Kevin had sent in a topic, but there was a problem, I guess, with the topic because Kevin didn't want to do the topic, which why would you send a topic that you did not want to do?

I guess we can ask everyone on the show that because this isn't the first time that we've come in. Lydia selected a topic and we've wanted to switch it for whatever our reasons were.

Sometimes I know, like, I will write a topic at night before I go to bed, And then as I'm getting ready in the morning and coming in, I think about it, think about it. And I go, oh, that is not good. This is not going to be good. It's not going to end well. But I don't want to do it anymore. But you said it last night, though.

It doesn't matter. This is a seasoned vet who told you that she experiences the same thing. I don't know if that's a compliment or a dick. Yeah, you've been in the game for a minute.

So I don't, I mean, I'd like the listeners to be able to get the voice on this one here. Because we obviously do this for the listeners, right? That's the goal. But why would Kevin send what Lydia thought was an A topic that we should do this morning on the show? And now all of a sudden he doesn't want to do the topic. Can you explain the reasoning at least why you don't want to do the topic?

There's a young lady that I had to have a tough conversation with. And the topic revolves around her. What was the tough conversation about? See, there you go. You're trying to dig in where we don't need to be digging. The tough conversation was about our relationship.

Oh, geez.

Yeah, and I don't want to, the first thing that we do in the morning is talk about her, you know what I mean? Like, I don't want to do that.

Well, did you have the tough conversation before or after you wrote the topics?

After.

No, no, no, before. Before. Yeah. Okay, so.

It's a great topic. It just doesn't need to be done the day after I've had the tough conversation with her. That was my only point.

So, Kevin had a tough, so here's for you as you're listening to this right now. Kevin had a tough conversation with the person who the topic's about. And after he had the tough conversation, he wrote a topic that was about her that obviously is going to make it even a tougher conversation.

Granted, there are about 20 other topics. Lydia may say some are bad. Some she think may be great. But there's a lot of other topics that she could choose from. But she decided to choose.

Because that one is juicy.

It is.

I got other juice. But your conscience caught up to you. And Nina didn't want to do it.

Lydia, you thought this topic was good enough to do today. and I think it's even better to do today because of the reasoning of why Kevin doesn't want to do it because it's going to make things more uncomfortable.

Yeah, so let's get into it.

Well, no, we got to ask the listeners. We got to ask the listeners about it. You want to get into it?

The topic that he wanted to do versus this one, I just thought that this one was better.

Yeah, the topic that he was going to get into, to me, was, you know, it was an evergreen. It was something that could be done at any time. The same as this topic. This topic is not.

It wasn't like case sensitive.

You know why this topic is not evergreen? This topic is not evergreen because it's making you uncomfortable and you being uncomfortable telling that story on the air, which you're not a normal, uncomfortable guy, right? Am I right in saying that?

So give me a little grace.

I'm never the one to be like, let's not do a topic. So if I say let's not do it, then it must be a reason.

I don't know. I think that you've gotten grace.

This is not good radio.

No, this is good, very good radio. This is very good radio. All right, so what topic am I doing here then? This one. I'm doing it? You're already doing one. All right, why is it then that, what is the topic about this young lady that you had a hard-care conversation about?

So you want me to tell you the topic that I don't want to tell you about?

Oh, I thought you said you wanted me to do the topic.

No. This is what I mean.

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You know what? Tomorrow I'm airing out everybody's laundry. Everything we've talked about in initial media where everybody is saying pause on it, I'm airing it out. Make sure it's from the topics. Make sure it's from the topics, though, because this was in your topics, and that's why we are pursuing it.

Now Lydia must have some stuff if she's saying that. Listen, I got some dirty laundry on you.

Air it out.

I got it. It's dirty. Let's air it out. It may be as dirty as this topic. It ain't my laundry. It may smell as bad as this topic.

It ain't my laundry.

All right, call 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We don't have any listeners at this time anyway. Nobody's calling. Nobody's caring. Who's this? Mojo in the morning? Is this Rachel?

Yes, this is Rachel.

Rachel, comment on this. Would you like Kev to do the topic, or should we give him grace on this one day?

No, you guys got to leave Kevin alone. Leave Kevin alone. Leave Britney alone. Leave Britney alone. Leave him alone. he can do it you all can do it next week but you got to give him a day at least at least but how

explain this to me how is it that this giving him a day is going to or a week is going to make it

even better it's going to be just as hard to his to his own logic he said he didn't want to do it the day after because he just had the tough conversation so i'm gonna do it next week or

I just want to know.

Look at him. He's shaking in his boots.

No, no. See, look. Here's the thing, though. It's less about me and more about the person the topic is about. Right. That's what I'm – Exactly. That's the thing. I'm not doing it because I feel a way. I'm doing it because I don't want her to hear it, and then I'm piling on to her, especially with the conversation we had yesterday.

Ace, what's up, Ace?

What up, though? Hey, y'all got to chill on Kev this morning, man. Give him a break. His voice getting all high. You see, he's passionate about it. He never puts up this much of a fight about something, man. Give him a break.

Do you notice that about his voice? His voice is starting to change. He's cracking a little bit. There must be something good here.

He's super excited. He's passionate about this. It's coming from his soul.

You feel me? It's coming from my loins. From his loins.

Oh, man. I don't know. I think that this topic is going to be such a good one. I almost wonder if this topic just needs to be done today.

See, Mojo wants the really good radio, right? Mojo's like, let's get into it. I do. No matter the cost.

Why don't we do this? Why don't we have him go to another room, Ace? Let's have him go to another room, and I'll voice disguise him. I'll put him on a voice disguise.

That's not going to be obvious. Make him a caller.

Make him a caller. Caller, hi. Tell me your story. Hi. Kevin on the phone. My name's Charlie. Terry, what's up? Terry, what do you want us to do?

terry it's uh your show oh my god here we are with kev again talking about the ladies i know he's he's a hot mess kev what's going on this this is a moment where i'm not trying to talk

about the ladies this never happened when kev was with cherelle you were never never this

of a hot mess now you're on yes he wasn't he wasn't i i don't want to bring her up on her respect your privacy and what you the journey you guys are going through yeah but you were not this out of control and i say this in love i know cherelle and i it was a controlled substance now i'm out of control yeah yeah this is this is one of the real you win this is we're gonna reel them in here right now i don't think i'm out of control is does this have a little bit because yesterday it was the topic about tinder and using that for social media instead of talking to people and then before that it was girl and the burners and where'd she go? No, it was Schwab's. It was Schwab's. Yeah, it was Schwab's. You can't even call that ginger ale, okay? My apologies. Ginger ale, whatever. What is going on? Listen.

I love the pretty notes.

You guys know I'm a social worker, right? And I can do a little bit of therapy. I think you need some therapy, my mom.

I think it's less about me and more about maybe the women I track.

Hold on. Michelle, what's up? What are your thoughts?

Hey, my thoughts are, I want to hear the topic. I listened to you guys for a half hour on my way to work, and I love the topics, and I want to hear the topic. I'm so intrigued now. Say that, Kevin.

The craziest thing is when we do the topic, it's not even going to be as salacious as this topic is. It's not even that deep.

Kevin, you're still here.

Let's get to it. Come on, Kev.

So why are you getting so – that you don't want to do the topic if you don't think it's going to be that good of a topic?

I didn't say it wasn't going to be as good of a topic.

It's not going to be as good as the pre-topic is what he's saying. He says, this is just so good. Yeah.

Well, the pre-topic is good too, but let's get into the real topic.

This is the behind-the-scenes stuff that listeners only get on the More Mojo podcast. You're actually getting it on the air. Jones, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. First time, long time. Hey, Jones on the floor.

What's up? Hey, Kev, don't hit it. Fill those bees, man. Come clean. Lay everything you got on the table. It's the middle of the week. It's Wednesday hump day. Get over the hump and let it all out.

Thank you, Jones. Appreciate you, buddy. Take care of yourself. Tom, what's up, Tom? Hey, good morning. What's up? Hey, I say we do it because he's got us all intrigued. I know. He's already got it on the air. I know. Don't you feel like I feel like I got to know what it is? I want to know.

Is there a date that we'll be able to do this topic eventually so we can promote that time? Let's do it Friday.

Friday? Let's do it Friday. Friday at the same time? Oh, my God. Friday. Friday. Friday Follies. I don't know. Do what they call it. Friday Fall? I don't know. Friday. No, I can't say that one You were close Michelle, hi What did you want to say, Michelle?

Good morning, Kevin Come on, let's go I'm on 94 in traffic I don't feel good this morning I am your ride or die I'm with you every day Don't leave me hanging We're not waiting on you I love you We want to help you Come on, Kevin

Listen, I promise y'all It's less about me And more about me Wanting to protect the other party

Listen, it already went down She's going to be fine either way. Let's go. What's the difference between today or two days, man? It's already out there. Let's go.

I do agree with that part. Her emotions.

She's going to be fine. I know, but you're going to let her die down today and then fire back up on Friday.

Yeah, might as well do it all at once.

Build her up and tear her back down.

Y'all are so wrong.

Y'all are so wrong, man. Y'all are so wrong.

By the way, I have been in your shoes before. I said it at the beginning of this where I have written a topic and then come in and gone, we're not doing it. We have to like X that. However, we just never did it. And now you're teasing that you're still going to do it. And that's why everybody's saying just come clean.

Kevin, rip the band-aid off.

We had a whole pre-show. We didn't have to bring this to the air. Y'all decided to do this.

You said you would do it tomorrow. I don't see the difference between doing it today and tomorrow.

You don't see the difference because it ain't your business.

Okay, then we don't have to do it at all.

That's why you don't see the difference. You got topics and stuff going on in your life. I've talked about my business all day, every day. You got topics and stuff going on in your life and stuff that's been going on that you say you ain't want to bring to the air. Okay, then I won't bring it to the air at all.

You said to me that you would do it tomorrow, and everybody can attest to that.

You know what this is like? It's those emails that we get, that we get one, and then we get another one that says redacted. They take it back, and I'm like, well, wait a second. Now I'm going to go read the first one.

All right. We got some decision-making, and you're going to have to stick around with us to find out if it happens this morning.

It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. Let's go! Back in the day! What year did this stuff happen?

Oh, perfect. This was the year that Juicy Smoulet was the victim of an alleged hate crime. I just want young people, young members of the LGBTQ community, young black children. Juicy Smoulet is a very French, very famous French actor.

Y'all haven't heard of Juicy Smooly yet?

Gotta love it. The movie Good Boys came out.

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Tell us when this stuff happened. All right, all happened in the same year. jesse smoulette was the victim of an alleged hate crime that turned out to be false i just want young people young members of the lgbt

community young black children to know how strong that they are to know the power that they hold in their little pinky the movie good boys came out what

is it I have no idea that's a tampon what's it for girls shove it up their buttholes to stop babies from coming out an eighth grader told me that the human

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it was 2019 it was 2019 yes congratulations you got kesha tickets we're gonna set you up with a

pair of tickets hi thank you so much you are so welcome have the best time uh kesha tickets on sale friday tickets at ticketmaster.com it's july the 19th congrats to you thank you have a great morning appreciate you what's the tour called mojo it is called we're doing find the fob right now that's what it's called uh oh hold on i think might have a girl on the phone that might know Kevin. Let's say good morning.

Feeling that fire.

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good morning after blake lively accused her it ends with us co-star adam monstein of creating an unprofessional environment with his buddy justin baldoni during the film's birthing scene at the very end of the movie if you watched it adam is now coming out to very publicly deny all of blake's allegations he said he's not going to speculate on what her motivation is for how she attacked him in this complaint. But he said, needless to say, my experience working with her is very different from the one she described in her lawsuit. In that lawsuit filed back in December, Blake Lively accused Justin Baldoni of making her feel really uncomfortable by casting Adam in his role because he was a friend of Justin's when ordinarily a smaller role like that would be filled by a local actor. Again, he was just, I think he was the doctor in that birthing team. Adam argues that first off, he is an actor, a local actor, to where they were filming, actually. He also denied accusations made in Blake's lawsuit that she was required to shoot that scene nearly nude and that Justin Baldoni failed to close the set to non-essential cast and crew members, which subjected her to an invasive and humiliating environment on set. Adam said her costume included a full hospital gown, black biker shorts, and a torso covering prosthetic to make her appear pregnant, in addition to whatever personal garments she chose to wear that day. So she was very covered up. She was not nearly nude at all. Hayley Welch, better known as Hock Tua Girl, randomly in the dirty today and randomly dabbling in acting, you guys, alongside the very hot Glenn Powell. She has a cameo in an upcoming TV series called Chad Powers. Yeah. It's the Hulu series where Glenn's going to be stepping into the role of that fictional quarterback that Eli Manning created for his own show over on ESPN. So she's going to be playing herself in a scene, from what I know, where Glenn, Glenn Powell's character encounters her in a club while celebrating his selection in the XFL draft. She actually is getting paid. Who is her agent? I mean, honestly. She's staying relevant. Any and every way.

Yeah.

And lastly, an update to a big story we talked about yesterday. Detroit Tigers assistant GM Sam Menzen resigning after three women came forward with claims that he sent some dirty photos to them. He knew that this story was going to come out. He actually quit the day before opening day. Talk about timing. Our favorite Fox 2 Detroit's Jessica Dupnak with more on the story.

We're told three women all came forward with the same creepy story to tell about one of the Detroit Tigers' higher-ups. They opened up their Snapchat to find a picture of a bat and balls they wanted nothing to do with. Sam Menzen, from intern to assistant general manager of the Detroit Tigers at just 34 years old, he resigned out of seemingly nowhere last week.

That was obviously somewhat odd timing, given that that was a week into the season, the day before the Detroit Tigers home opener.

told reporters it was to handle some family issues back in New York. But MLB beat writer for the magazine The Athletic, Cody Stavenhagen, started digging.

Within the course of about three days, my colleague Brittany Garoli and I were in touch with three women who alleged that they had received unsolicited lewd photos from Menzen.

The staffers allegedly received the photos of Menzen's penis on Snapchat, and sources tell us there are likely more victims out there. Stephen Hagen says at least one of the women was worried about speaking up because of Menzen's stature in the club.

This was not a bat boy. This was not a security guard. This was an assistant general manager who otherwise had a very good reputation in the organization.

The Detroit Tigers tell us they launched an HR investigation into Menzen and were preparing to fire him before he resigned, adding, this type of behavior is contrary to our standards and has absolutely no place within our organization. We have a positive and safe culture for our colleagues and will continue to emphasize respect, inclusion, and professionalism. I have a sense that maybe this isn't your last article on Mr. Benson. No comment. We tried for comment direct from the tiger's mouth.

Hi, this is Sam. Sorry, Mr. Call. Please leave your name and number, and I'll get back to you as soon as I can.

Unfortunately, Sam didn't get back with my calls or texts. Maybe I'll try Snapchat. reporting downtown Detroit. Jessica Dupnack on the edge. Maybe I'll try Snapchat. I love her reporting.

By the way, from that story, it sounds to me like this was not going to be brought out until that athletic investigator kind of came on to it. It seemed that Sam was still going to be part of the team on Friday for opening day, and he was part of the team at the beginning of the season, which is interesting.

Yeah. Wow. In Next Hour's Dirty, we have a very similar story having to do with a coach at the University of Michigan.

Oh, my. Well, that story came. Yeah, that story's been out.

Similar story, but some updates to this story, that story.

That coach at Michigan's is almost, well, they're all bad, but his is worse. He was actually, girls didn't even realize he was like.

He was hacking into their computers. It's crazy. What is wrong? Yeah, we'll get into that next hour's dirty. Hey, catch up on the podcast. If you missed anything so far today, just search Mojo in the Morning in the free iHeartRadio app.

Go. Celebrity Dirt. Directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Back with the winner next.

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Okay. Let's do our first winner of the morning for Find the Fob. Sonique is the winner. Congratulations, Sonique.

Thank you. Good morning.

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That would be so amazing. Yes. Thank you.

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I will. Thank you, guys. Have a great day today.

We can't wait to see you in the morning. We're going to see her May the 2nd, May 2nd at the grand finale. So that's when we're doing it. So you still got chances to win right here. All right. It is time now for the five at six 55. You just heard that intro or didn't because I was talking all over it. Nina is going for her 14th win in a row. Nina, you're getting this much closer to taking on Shannon and being in our tournament of champions. How's that feel?

It feels great.

Does it feel great or does it feel the same as every other time that you've won because you're still so mellow and so just relaxed?

This is like the best part of my day. Is it really?

I love it every day. I love it too. We love you for the plan. Haley is your challenger today. Let's go to Haley here in Canton. It says here that Haley is working out. Oh, look at you, Haley. Where are you working out?

Planet Fitness.

Love it. Over in Canton there?

Yep. Okay.

Over off of Ford Road. Love that one. That one, by the way, was featured on 90 Day Fiance.

Was it really? Yeah.

That's where, what's her name? The wacko. Oh, God.

her her now uh second man what we working on legs arms chest what's the vibe today today was chest and shoulders fantastic all right uh you want to shout out your daughter it says here that uh you have uh or your children i guess you got a day off today to support your daughter at school

right yes she told her a whole class that i was going to be on the show today so shout out to miss winslow's class avery uh is in that class she's actually um i didn't tell lydia this but She's actually one of your children from 2015.

Oh, really? From Mojo Gives You a Baby? How great is that? I didn't realize that. Oh, my God. Incredible. That's awesome. All right, we're going to lock Nina up in a soundproof area, and we're going to start this contest here. Good luck to Nina. Good luck to Haley. Let's do five at 6.55, five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Haley, question number one. Actress Kristen Stewart turns 35 years old. Today, in what movie franchise did she play the character Bella Swan?

Twilight.

Question number two, this Barstool Sports founder claims that he lost more than $7 million because of President Trump's tariffs. Who is he?

Dave Portnoy.

Question number three, a Minecraft movie remains at the top of the box office despite teens causing chaos during screenings thanks to a social media trend. But what shape are the heads of the villagers and other characters in the Minecraft game?

Square.

Question number four. Britney Spears is talking with a British accent again in a new Instagram post. What is Britney's actress sister's name?

Jamie Lynn Spears.

And question number five, Angelina Jolie's daughter, Shiloh, is looking like her twin lately, especially after sporting Lara Croft Tomb Raider braids. Who is Shiloh's famous dad?

Brad Pitt.

Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area.

I'm glad you told people to listen because you got a perfect score, five out of five. It was a good one for you. Let's go.

Nina, you have had your work cut out for you this week, which is nice. Are you ready?

Yes, I'm ready.

You've got to be perfect here today. Question number one. In the 5 at 6.55, you cannot miss any of these. Actress Kristen Stewart turns 35 years old today. In what movie franchise did she play the character named Bella Swan? Twilight.

One to one.

Question number two. This Barstool Sports founder claims that he lost more than $7 million because of President Trump's tariffs. Who is he?

Barstool. Can you say the first part of the question again? I'm sorry.

I said this Barstool Sports founder claims that he lost more than $7 million. I don't know. I don't know that. You don't know who the founder of Barstool is? Three. No. Buzzing out. We got a new champion in the Fox.

Oh, my God.

We got a new champion.

Down goes Fraser. I feel like we talk about him all the time.

Dave Portnoy is his name, new champion in the 5 of 655. Haley's a winner. Congratulations to Haley.

We're so close, Nina.

Haley, you are back with us tomorrow. Congratulations to you.

Thank you.

Hey, you are going to be with us tomorrow morning to play again. And, Nina, for the last 14 mornings, we've had you on the air with us, having fun, enjoying every moment here. and that question, number two, took you out in this contest. I can't believe it.

Me either.

Oh, my God.

And even after you said it, I've never heard of that before.

Oh, my God. Like, I'm honestly shocked by this. I did not think that. I thought, actually, you were going to get all the rest of it. Do you want to try the rest of them just to see what you had done?

Sure. Yeah. I mean, I take, like, I have so many notes in my phone that I'm just, like, I study so much. I just can't believe I didn't know that.

Here's the question, number three. What are the shape of the heads of the villagers and other characters in the Minecraft game? Because there's the big movie out. Oh, Square? Box? Yes, Square. Angelina Jolie's daughter Shiloh looking just like her twin lately. Who is Shiloh's famous dad?

Brad Pitt.

Yes. Britney Spears talking with a British accent again. What's her sister's name?

Jamie

yeah you would have had a good score that day Portnoy won nice work on a good win here Haley we'll see you tomorrow morning Nina we're going to set you up with parting gifts it was so much fun while it lasted thank you

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WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning Live. Hey, want to win mom a prize? We are doing five lies to tell your mom in just moments. You have probably heard this phone scan that we've done before with the five lies. if you want to be a contestant on it, we are actually looking for contestants. We are going to have you text mom to 95500. That's kind of how you enter standard text and data rates to apply. But also when you text mom, give us an idea of something that would set mom off. Like what would make mom mad or make mom kind of concerned about what's going on with you? So there's been obviously a plethora of examples over the years that we've done here. But think of something that might be a little different. I know that we have had so many different people over the years that have done this contest. And I've actually met a whole bunch. I know, Shannon, you have too. Kev, you have also. And when you meet the moms, they all come up to you and do the same thing. I was on your show. And they don't ever say it in a happy way.

And then I always say, which one were you?

Yeah, exactly. All right, so text mom to 95500. Let's see what we got this week.

It's Mojo in the morning.

Sweet.

Five lies to tell your mama.

Marissa?

Hi.

Hey, we're going to do five lies and get your mama prize.

Oh, my gosh, I'm so excited.

You know what? We're more excited because we're excited to ruin family relationships by doing this. Gamma, are you ready for this?

I am.

Actually, you know what? It usually brings moms together. Usually moms are cool with it once we jump on and tell them, here are the lies that we came up with for you. You're going to call your mom and you're going to say, lie number one, mom, I'm quitting my job. Lie number two.

Say, I'm going to be a content creator on OnlyFans.

Okay. Unless you already are. That is not a lie.

In that case, what's your username? Lie number three. Someone reached out to me and said they want to make some movies with me.

Line number four.

I can work from home now.

And line number five, I might need to use your bed for some of the scenes. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Now, you don't sound like you're the type that actually is on OnlyFans. But then again, I should never prejudge. I don't know what the type is.

No, I'm not.

All right, then good. This is perfect. We're going to call mom up. Do you think mom will even know what OnlyFans is?

Maybe.

All right. Well, let's try it. Here we go. We're calling your mom up for five lies. Tell your mom. Speak up nice and loud, okay?

Okay. And if she doesn't know, explain to her.

Yeah, exactly. I want to hear your explanation. Here we go.

Hello? Hey girlfriend, what do you want? Where are you calling me from? Um, nowhere. My number is weird for some reason. I don't know why. But guess what? I'm on my way home.

Um, no. Go back to work.

I have some pretty good news.

Why?

So, I quit my job. So, I'm on my way home.

And I decided that

No, I decided I'm going to be a content creator On OnlyFans

I had

No, I had someone message me And so they want to make a movie with me

You know what?

I will call your job And you can go turn around and go back because you're not doing that. You're not crazy talk because you need a job that has insurance and pays the bills. No. No, I'm on your insurance.

I can make the money. But I get to work from home with you now. But there's only one thing that I kind of need your permission for. I might need to use your bed for some of the scenes.

You know what? you better go find another place to live no i can't mom you know what i support you on a lot of things i will bend over backwards and do a lot of things but now you're drawing the line i don't come on girlfriend i get to work from home with you

you now? I don't work from home all the time. Well, it's okay. You know what? I don't think so. You better call back to work. No, you better call back. You better go back to work and you better get your job back because that's not happening. You need a job that is an out. You can go work at a restaurant. You can go work at Target. You can go and work at They already contacted me. We already have a plan set up. So that's why. You know what? You know what? I can tell you right now, that's not happening. I don't care how old you are. You're still my child. But mom, I'm going to be making more money than I am now. And you know what? We have morals. I raised you with morals and respect. But if I'm making a couple thousand a month, I think more often go out the window for a little bit. You know what? You need God and you need to go to church. So I don't think so.

Hey, Mom.

Oh.

Mom? Hello. Yeah. Hi. Hi. I'm the director for OnlyFans. How are you?

I'm fine.

I had Marissa put me on so I could, you know, explain anything that you might need. My name is Kevin Irwin. I'm the Martin Scorsese of OnlyFans.

Well, it doesn't really matter because she's not going to work with you. She has morals. She was raised with values. And she's not going to do any of that nonsense.

How about you? Would you want to work with us? Do you have morals, too?

You know what? Do we want to end this phone conversation on a good note or on a bad note? Because you know what? You've got me on a good day. And I haven't gone off yet.

One last thing to tell you, okay?

Yes.

You know what? You're on the Mojo in the Morning Show's Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. Yes! And for the record, we have no morals. No morals at all.

Never have, never will. You know what? What? You are done.

I know when a mom gets serious, when she pulls out the, you know what? Marissa, you just won your mom a prize.

You know.

You know what?

You always told me you were going to do this.

Hey.

I told you once that I would.

Here's the old mom or Norma. Can I call you Norma? Norma, we got a prize for you because your beautiful daughter is still at work. She's not leaving, but she is on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. So say hello to everybody.

Hello, everybody. It's Mojo in the Morning. Sweet. Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. In 15 or less on Mojo in the Morning. It's Shannon's Dirty on the 30. But first.

Carry the one. Add a two. I'm sorry. I'm trying to do my taxes here right now. by the way if you believe that because i is is there can i ask this honest question am i the only one that cannot figure out taxes and doesn't know anything about taxes i didn't even try it will you call up invent about taxes with us i want to talk about that coming up here next i don't understand how any of this is possible like at some point trying to figure this thing out is giving me more anxiety than ever before and it happens at the same time same year everything right um we'll be back with more mojo in the morning including a chance for you to find the fob coming up next our phone number 844 mojo live so cold i think i saw a squirrel buying a heated blanket on amazon this is mojo in the morning all right it is mojo in the morning this is actually kind of funny i was on the uh the phone talking to my friend paul yesterday and i said to him i go paul what are you doing he goes i'm heading to jackson and i go what are you going to jackson for Paul lives like right by me and he goes I'm going to Jackson because I'm going to get my taxes done and I go why do you get your taxes done in Jackson he said that his tax guy is in prison and his tax guy still does his taxes even though he's in the Jackson prison over there how I guess the guy still works and does taxes I don't know how that works but I thought it was actually kind of funny because i kept thinking to myself i'm like going man you know you're you got to go and visit the guy he assures me that the guy is not in for anything to do with taxes that's my question he's in for something else but he still does taxes and what paul does is he still deals with his wife who's out of prison and then he goes and drops things off for the guy or goes and sees him to get

the final stuff from him while he is in prison. Isn't most of it over

computer now? Everything I do for mine is over the computer. You can't use a computer

in prison, can you? Yeah, I think they have like a library or something, don't they? I think they get time. They probably got a lab. Who's been in prison? Lab. That's nostalgic. Who's been in prison? I want to know what are the things there? Can you still do your work? Can you still get your stuff done while you're in prison?

Wow, I never thought about this, but There are prisoners who obtain law degrees and fight their own trials while in prison. So I feel like they have all the tools, quote, unquote, that they need.

And I think that when that happens, they get to ask for things that they need, like their books and things like that, that require them to find out what the law is.

Now, the guy that's doing his taxes, are his prices different?

You know, I don't know. I don't know what the story is. I have no idea. Because his book's got to be taxed.

Honestly, if I have to drive to Jackson, no offense to get my taxes done, I'm finding a tax person around here.

It's a little more local and convenient.

Yeah.

He's been doing it for a while.

That's great. I'm not driving to Jackson and back every time I need to drop something off. He cooking them books right. That's what that means. That's for something. Your friend's shady, too.

Birds of a feather.

I've always, I've been to prison once and not that I was in prison, but I went and visited. I actually spoke at a prison once. So I spoke, I, they asked me to come. They were doing like they, it was a pastor of a church who had asked me to come to speak at the prison, which was a wild experience because going in to prison, you got to do all this stuff where they do backgrounds and all the rest of this stuff. But then going in, you go through metal detectors like you do go to the airport and things. when you're in there all i keep thinking the whole time is about movies that had like prison fights and prison breaks and lockdowns and i'm just like freaking out the whole time thinking if that like buzzer starts going off it was weird and then we walked into all we did was we walked into like uh i don't like you know uh uh if you've ever been to like a nursing home or whatever they have like a just an empty room that's like where everybody kind of sits there and hangs out and the common area that's what we went to we went to like one of those areas there and it was like a classroom in a in a school and hung out with these guys and there were a lot of sex offenders that's all i know is that and i found that that you know because the pastor said to me he goes he goes uh it's probably not good for you to ask why are you in but if they want to tell you they'll tell you so i'd say what's your story and then what's your story would get more of a why are you in, and they would tell their story.

That's a nice way to do it. There are prisoners that be on TikTok Live, though. Really? I mean, they got cell phones in there. They be cooking hibachi on the stairs. Come on. I pull up a video right now. How do they cook hibachi? I've seen them where they're on the stairs, and I don't know what they're using. Outside? No, it's inside. Like, inside. It's kind of like they running the place.

You know what's interesting is that Megan's out on vacation this week. Otherwise, this would be a great topic for Megan to participate in Because she gets calls from prison all the time.

Yeah, she gets tons of letters.

Yeah, these guys love Megan. Megan is well-loved in prison. I think that Megan's promo picture is around prison somewhere. What's going on, Jeff? Hi.

How's it going? Good morning, guys.

Good morning. What's happening?

Not a whole lot. But I was just commenting on the prison taxes. Yes, you do have access to theaters. they now give you ipads in prison to have access to facebook everything else i mean some prisons allow it some don't yeah uh but you but you absolutely have uh you do work in prison and get paid okay you can claim you can claim them on your taxes oh my god do you have screen time on your ipad like i put on there for my kids yep and you get screen time you got to buy like internet time all that kind of stuff all right how do you know this have you been in prison

yes i have i did two years and tell me your story

so okay so um you know 20 years ago i was a kid you know doing stupid things living in the streets um i went to prison for delivering and manufacturing uh controlled substance okay So yeah, I did two years when I was there, they were just bringing MP3 players into the prisons and letting you have your own MP3. By the time I left, they were starting to talk about bringing iPads and whatnot in there. And now that I guess everybody can have, you can buy your own iPad, but right, you've got to pay for the time to be able to connect to internet. But right, you can FaceTime people, you can do it.

all kinds of stuff now interesting all right so there's there's things that you can do in prison thank you jeff uh we appreciate you i'm glad to see that you're doing well in life right now uh what's going on uh let's uh go to lena here hi lena what's happening hi how are you guys doing okay lena i'm just uh talking about my friend paul who gets his taxes done from a guy

in prison yeah thank goodness i have never been to prison but i have a cousin who actually joined a band with a piano, drums, a guitar. They actually distribute CDs and they send it to people. And he got recruited to play piano there. I don't know the band name. I have not listened to it, but yeah. Yeah, my brother actually got his CD, so I'll have to see what it's about.

That's interesting. Wait, a prison band? That sounds kind of wild.

Yeah, so he plays the piano and he kind of like sings and raps kind of deal.

This is like very, what is it, the Elvis song? Went to a party at the county jail. Did they ever see that? Didn't he do that? I don't know about that. No, didn't Elvis write that song in prison or write it when he was in jail or something like that? Oh, that's above my knowledge. I thought that there was a little piece of music history there. Princess, what's up, Princess?

Good morning. What's going on? You don't sound like a princess. My friend is doing life right now, and we talk on the iPad. We video call this stuff like that, but he basically said they have everything in there except guns and drugs.

They stay there? I bet you they got guns and drugs, too. He looks hard enough. Probably safer in there than it is over here. What is he doing life for? Murder. Hey, now. Oh. He didn't murder, obviously, anybody that you loved because you're still friends with him, huh? I've never heard somebody say murder.

Oh, he has a trial coming up.

He doesn't?

He didn't do it. He has a read yet.

He didn't. They never do it. They never do it.

Right.

Right. Wow. Does he ever ask you to show him like a nipple or something while you're on the iPad together or no? Would you get cut off for that?

Oh, no. It's not that type of relationship.

Oh, okay. Murder. Does he miss the women and all that stuff? Does he miss the fun of? What do you think? Huh?

He does, but he's had opportunities.

Opportunities? What do you mean by that? What does that mean?

He's been approached by the correctional officers. He's been approached by a therapist.

Wait, the correctional officers and the therapists?

For naughty stuff or for what?

See?

Yes, yes.

This is unbelievable. Wow, the correctional officers and therapists that he goes to want to bang him, huh? Does he do it?

He has. This is a dumb question, but where do you go to do that and not get caught? That I don't know.

Will you find out and call us back?

I can ask him next time he calls.

I'm curious. Tell him that you talk to any other show but Mojo in the morning. I just don't want him coming after me when he potentially breaks out of prison, okay? Tell him that he talked to the Breakfast Club. All right. we'll talk to you later princess charlamine the god here right now hanging out talking

prison talk what's going on ariel what's happening ariel like the mermaid that's right ariel what's up hi hi my dad's been in prison in and out for a while but he's in there right now and they be making nachos and garbage bags stop it oh my god water yeah they get like a nail cutter and any type of wire, and I don't even know. It's like a teacher or something. Holy cow. And then he boils the water.

Do you know if your dad goes to a therapist in prison? Because he might be getting more than therapy, we found out.

No, he doesn't, but he's definitely in a family class to be coming out a better dad.

Okay. What's your dad in for, if you don't mind us asking?

He got caught, you know, like, just with a lot of baby powder.

Oh, a little booger sugar, huh?

Yeah, he got caught with a lot of it. He was just running around, hanging out with his friends, and it was like, I don't know, over 300,000 babies.

Son of a God. That still puts you in prison, by the way.

Jeez.

Marijuana doesn't put you in anymore, but booger sugar does.

That's so true.

Thanks, Alicia. We appreciate it. Get there for Dad's Day in June, okay? Dad's day. Yeah, go visit him on Father's Day. He's in prison. Oh, there you go. I thought it was like what you and Luke about to do this weekend. No, no, no, no.

Hold on a second. Alicia is on with us right now. Alicia, tell everybody about your father.

It's Alicia, but I talked last time about his name because he was a felon, and he was basically an accountant in prison. He did a lot of the money moving for the other prisoners and would help them with their paperwork and stuff because you would have to pay for someone to do it for you even though they make no money in prison.

Wait, let's stop this for a second. Prisoners still have to do their taxes?

They still have to do a lot of stuff that we have to do for, like, taxes and stuff, and you still have to pay for it. And where they're supposed to come up with the money, I don't know. But they do end up coming up with the money, if you know what I mean. There's everything there, but there are drugs there. You can sell booze. You can make booze when you sell it. That's, yeah. If you're in the feds, you can make jewelry and purses and bags and art, and you sell it also. That's another way they get their money.

That's amazing. I never thought about that. By the way, if your father was managing money in prison, and if he's made more money for the people he's managed the money for than my guy Craig did, I'm going to hire your dad.

You might want – hey, he's a normal citizen now, But I also have my brother who's in prison for life now. Oh, damn. But it's okay. It's okay. You know, it's just all that money my dad made for accounting. We're just going to put it towards a lawyer.

Okay. All right. Did your dad do this? Did your brother do the same thing that your dad did to get him in prison?

No, no. They just switched through.

It's the family business.

Yeah, family business. You know, I told you I was only non-felon.

That's amazing. You know what? If you don't become the favorite child in that family when you're the only non-felon in the family, that would be a shame. Still early. Listen to Steve here. Steve, what did you do? Steve was in prison, right, Steve?

Yes, I was.

Where at? Which prison?

Down there at Parnell, right there in Jackson.

Okay, the Jackson one.

Okay. Yeah. So the counselor thing that you're hearing is all true because I've got a kid with my counselor that when I was in prison. Oh, my God.

You were in prison having sex with your prison counselor and you got her pregnant?

Yeah, now she gets child support and everything else and I can't see my kid. She didn't get fired? Yeah, she got fired. Wow. it was a huge story for a while so we're like to answer the question that i asked earlier

where were you guys hooking up that you weren't getting caught

and well we did get caught but uh it was there was her office was like off to the side and they walk around but we had another person that could see the guard coming so they would tap on the wall and let us know when they were coming. Wow.

Would you have to pull the pants up really fast?

Yeah, well, I had... I cut a hole in the bottom of them, so when I stood up, they just pulled up. So how did you get caught?

Easy access.

Yeah, the lady got mad next door at the girl, and she didn't bother knocking. Oh, my God. I looked up, and there was the guard standing there watching me. Oh, my God.

That's unbelievable. Quick question. Was she attractive? Because I'm assuming that, was she?

No. Absolutely not.

But in prison, everything's relative, right?

She was a 10 in jail. Yeah, well, that's, yeah. It wasn't a man. Yeah, she just had a vagina. That was it.

Okay, all right.

At that point. Yeah. Wow. All right, well, Steve, Prisoner Steve, man, I'm happy to see that you got your life straight. I'm sad that you can't see your kid, though. That's too bad. That's trash.

Yeah, it does suck. That part does suck. He still has to pay child support, but he can't see his kid. They don't help me with anything. It's weird.

Oh, crazy. All right, Steve. Thanks for the call, man. I did not know a prison was like this. This is amazing. You want to go? Morning. Members of this show have been arrested. Just not convicted. Mojo. Mojo in the morning. Yeah. No, I do not. I don't pick up hitchhikers either, by the way. I'm on 94 and going through Jackson. We're going to give you a chance to find the fob to win a brand new car. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The 95th caller is going to be one of our qualifiers for this. Find the fob from Moran Automotive.

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All right, Shannon, what you got in this hour is dirty?

Okay, I have a lot of stuff to get through.

So I want to start off with an update on a story we talked about in The Dirty a while ago. Thousands of naughty photos, videos seized by investigators from a former, now University of Michigan assistant football coach. Matt Weiss has been charged with hacking into the computer accounts of a lot of college athletes. The U.S. Justice Department now involved here says that he got access to the social media, email, and iCloud storage accounts of, ready for this, more than 2,000 athletes. from more than 1,300 students or alumni from schools across the country for these images, mainly of women, very intimate photos and videos, many of them showing the victims naked, some of them showing them engaging in explicit sexual acts. He has pleaded not guilty to identity theft and unauthorized computer access. But just so you understand the timing here, these allegations against Matt began in 2015 and in 2023. During the end of that time, he was Michigan's co-offensive coordinator when the Wolverines finished 13-1 and played in the college football playoff. He was fired in 2023 during an investigation into his computer use. I mean, they started to realize that something was up. Prior to that, he spent more than a decade with the Baltimore Ravens.

And was a coach for Jim's brother.

And I was going to say, now Chargers coach Jim Harbaugh, who was the head coach at Michigan when this guy was there, called the allegations shocking. His brother John Harbaugh, obviously coach of the Ravens, used that same word when reporters asked him about this situation.

Man, there's been so many issues with the coaching staff and people that were part of that whole Harbaugh staff. That's wild.

But to hack into the computer, I mean, that is a wild story. Britney Spears and her boyfriend, Paul Solis, have split again. She dumped him over the summer, dumped him again around Valentine's Day. They got back together, but they are officially no more. And friends say this time it feels like it is for good. He has moved all of his stuff out of Britney's L.A. home. They met, if you remember this story, when he started working at her house doing housekeeping and some maintenance work. Yeah, that dude. By the way, she is back to having a British accent. If you follow her on Instagram, this is from yesterday. She was calling out her haters and showing off some new lips in the process.

Oh, let's hear this.

That's the thing is like when it hurts.

I don't want to do this beauty trick. If you're a doctor, you just make it nice. I make it really nice. And if you make it really nice, then you're going to come back and keep looking bitter. And the other person wants his business because... What is she doing? You don't need to play the whole thing.

I just wanted to alert you that she has a British accent again. The Duchess of Sussex, Meghan Markle, revealing her experience with postpartum preeclampsia in a new podcast. This is from the Confessions of a Female Founder podcast. By the way, she's talking to Bumble founder Whitney Wolf Hurd here.

and we both had very similar experiences that we didn't know each other at the time with postpartum yep and we both had preeclampsia oh god can you believe we both had that it's so rare it's so rare and so scary it's so scary and you go and you're still trying to juggle all of these things and the world doesn't know what's happening but those things are huge medical

scares. I mean, life or death, truly. Look at you laugh. It's the world music. She could have

been a princess. They didn't want to though. Beyonce fans are frustrated this morning after seeing ticket prices, excuse me, for her cowboy Carter tour getting way, way, way cheaper a few weeks after they shelled out hundreds, for some people, thousands of dollars for pre-sale tickets. A spokesperson for StubHub is commenting on this, and she said, look, supply and demand, the number of tour dates in a city, which now have been added to, and the timing of a purchase can all cause prices to fluctuate. Now, Ticketmaster also commenting they're denying using surge pricing, but fans are still wondering if their early participation in pre-sales might be contributing to these higher initial costs. But if you've been holding out for tickets to that show, I know Megan tried to buy tickets for the Chicago show and they were $800 a piece after fees. Try now. They're probably going to be a lot cheaper. And lastly, I shared my own experience taking my kids Lucy and Smith to see a Minecraft movie yesterday morning on the show. So if you missed it, you can check out the podcast. I was the movie theater caring, essentially, because of what was happening. But what happened to us is happening across the country. Chaos during the screenings of this movie. And police are now being called in to deal with it.

It's all when he says something on screen.

Well, there's two different. OK, so for us, it was the entire movie.

OK.

But there's two different parts. One, when Jack Black proclaims, I am Steve. and another one where all of these teenagers are yelling out chicken jackie but there's so much more to it than that what is this screaming jumping overseas throwing crap at each other

despite receiving less than favorable reviews a minecraft movie made 301 million u.s by the way globally in its opening weekend cinemas around the world are dealing with shouting applause spilled popcorn and other acts from patrons watching the movie on its release oh my god this is what you had to put one screening police were called to a disturbance during a showing of the movie in seaford new york after teenagers were throwing popcorn screaming and jumping out of their chairs wow i don't know if i want to deal with

that in a movie well so now i mean the movie's been out for a couple of days i know a lot of movie theaters there's one locally that now has signs posted that basically says any form of antisocial behavior anything that may disturb other guests loud screaming shouting will not be tolerated and they're essentially saying you're going to be removed from the theater and not entitled to a refund if they have to escort you out the craziest thing about this movie because i

go to a lot of movies and typically the weekend obviously the most populated time frame not a lot of people are in work kids aren't in school so sometimes i'll wait until a monday or a tuesday in the evening and go because what i did and it's still packed i tried to go see it yesterday but i pull up my imagine that where you can see the seats and see what are occupied or what's available

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Listeners loved the prison stories.

I want to hear more.

I'm looking at the text messages. everybody's like god don't stop don't stop because they were hearing all these crazy stories but then somebody sent us the story of the uh prisoner steve story okay so that made like not only local

news but national news and the story that was sent to us is extraordinarily descriptive of how they were found he wasn't lying the therapist is a wolf well and and he basically called he basically said in any of the interviews that he did that he was her sex slave. That she forced him to have sex with her, you know, on any occasion when she demanded it.

She forced that man.

Well, I won't question it. He sounds like a nice, honest guy. He was in prison, so he sounds honest. Look at Steve, too. Look at the picture that they got of the guy.

Good looking, handsome man. Forced him to have sex. Oh, my gosh. I guess it could happen.

Look at her, the prison, Susan, the lady who is the prison correctional therapist, I guess. Good lordy. Man, you know what's wild, though?

Read the story. Don't read it on the air. But, I mean.

Yeah. Well, it's wild because they do DNA testing and stuff.

It's it's wild because as a as a man, we always get told, oh, you guys are sick, perverted because you hear stories about how, oh, could you imagine if we could be in a female prison and all that stuff? It's the guys prisons and the women that are working there. You dirty women that are the prison guards, the therapist. You guys are the ones making these guys loins crazy. I'm telling you. I've heard Lane's grossest. I want apologies. Talk about hard time. Hold on. Wait a second. Don't you do that to me. You know, this is craziness.

Talk about doing five to ten. I mean, hey. Oh, my God.

You do one show a night or how many shows a night? You and Nate Bargetsy are doing some comedy together. I'm done. I'm done. Um, I, uh, I, we need Megan back.

I was going to say, I am going on almost two weeks of being by myself with you two. I'm almost. All right. Joke time is over.

Work time has begun. I do have to tell you though, I was having a conversation with Tony Travato yesterday and Tony Travato said, you, Kev, and Shannon together have been really fun because I can tell that you guys are genuinely like laughing with each other. And he also said that he notices when he walks in, he says, we're all sitting in the studio even during commercials talking to each other and i said to him i go tony you don't understand we have to stay in the studio because anytime that the studio door opens it's kev

leaving to go fart right now i'm telling you this is so true and you have the most bubbly

juicy black farts ever did you say wait bubbly juicy black farts i did not say i gotta fly right now okay i have this is this would not be acceptable

this would not be acceptable in any other workplace but here i have been

subjected i got one in the chamber did you hear did you hear this morning

I'm locked and loaded. Did I hear?

This morning, poor Bianca caught one in the eye.

I told him to get out of the blast radius. She stayed inside. She was collateral damage. It's like this guy's shooting off not blanks. He's like lighting them up. Listen, I'm lactose intolerant. And for some reason, Apple Jacks and this Chobani green yogurt got me in the choco. Stop having that in the morning. I can't stop.

Bianca, Bianca, is your eye okay? Do we find out if you've been tested for pink eye yet?

She's sick. No, I think I'm going to the doctor's after. It's been happening way too much. It's happened three times this week already.

Was it you were just in the line of fire because you were sitting at your desk there? Or what happened?

Yeah, he's like, well, I got to fart. I'm like, do it outside. Can't even make it outside. Does it right in my face? No, and here's the other thing, Bianca, and you can attest to this. He'll fart and he'll leave the studio, but he comes back in two seconds later. I'm like, you are bringing it in with you. You have to stay out there.

You did say last week on the show that the guy has the non-smelliest.

It is weird. They don't smell. Last week, not this week, it smelled so bad. I was going to say, something's different because I smell something now.

I've been eating a lot of dairy lately. Don't become dairy-free.

You probably have an intolerance.

You just did the story, though, that said the smellier the farts, the healthier the good. That's true.

So go over there.

Hi, Chad. What's up, Chad?

Actually, Kevin's being a little generous with that 5 to 10 comment.

Hey, that was pretty funny, though, wasn't it? That was actually a funny joke.

I do enjoy dryness, but, yeah, he's making us feel a little bit underwhelming over here.

They got 3 to 5, too. There you go. You know what you're doing, folks?

Chad, come on down to the studio so that Kevin can fart in your face. That's the latest here.

I'll pass. I love you. I've got to fart.

No, don't even do it. Don't even. But then don't come in here so fast. Wait, stop, stop, stop.

Oh, my God. I told you. I told you. They're bubbly and juicy. That was not a sound effect. Oh, my God. It was so loud. And just so if you're listening, that was outside of the studio. Oh, we got that on live. We got that on live.

Oh, my God. Everything I do is loud. Oh, my God.

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You just set the fire alarms off.

Mark just walked by and just shook his head.

Poor guy. Oh, all right. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Home of the War, the Roses, Bustin' Cheaters, Tuesdays and Thursdays.

make sure you're listening to the show uh god you know we we talk about nothing but sophisticated stuff on this radio show we go from fart talks to peeing in a shampoo bottle oh my god what is this

so a girl that i know i'm trying not to give up her identity here because this is a recent story she has always despised her stepmom they've just never really had a good relationship and the hatred has ramped up recently as there's a bunch of family drama happening. And to make matters worse, this girl is currently living with her dad and her stepmom because she's doing some renovations to her house. It's a long story. So they're letting her live there for the next couple of weeks. Her and her fiance live there for the next couple of weeks. So the other day she was telling me her stepmom did something to piss her off. So she went into her dad and stepmom's shower to take a shower and peed in all of her shampoo and body wash bottles oh my god shampoo conditioner body wash whatever was in there she peed it wow and she is telling me this story and my mouth is hanging open because i'm like you are a grown woman and this is this is what she did wait so

and her stepmom has so this wasn't like when she was a young kid that she was doing this is recent Man, oh man

I mean, what does stepmom do?

Stepmom do I know, I can't say She's got silky hair now

No, I mean Not that

The control to be able to start and stop though To switch the models

That's impressive She didn't She opened them all and put them on the ground She described this to me in great detail

I just can't believe a grown woman would do that I could see where somebody would do that as a like a teen or preteen or whatever like in your you got a step parent or whatever you know um do we do we ask the question i don't know what the topic is i know people have done

disgusting things to people that they don't like but can we can we talk about the stepmoms like

evil stepmoms too because i think that's actually an interesting one too i'd love to hear those stories because i i had a stepmom uh that i never really got like i was never really warmed up to until later in life when I saw how she was with my kids. But when she came into my dad's life, it definitely threw our family for a loop. I don't think she was pee in a shampoo bottle evil, but I think that she was one of those ones where it was like I just misunderstood and I was young, but I don't think I could ever see myself peeing. And I hate when I hear these stories all the time of the people that do like the defecation or I don't know what the word would be. That's a good word. But they do things to people's stuff. Like, you know, you hear that things or like the other one is if it's not a bodily function the visine you know people even use visine because it gives you the runs i think i think if you put i think you put visine and and stuff it gives somebody's drink yeah some diarrhea it gives them diarrhea i remember we had at the radio station um people that were stealing food and there was a couple of people the night show back in the day that was here used to do things to the food that was left inside the Yeah, the refrigerator.

I pissed my sister. I think I may have told y'all this. I pissed my sister off so bad one time. She put, like, alcohol in a turkey sandwich that she made me. Really?

Rubbing alcohol?

Yeah, like she... Wait, that's really bad. I didn't eat it, though. Like, right at the moment, she was, like, watching me. She was, like, watching me. She was, like, watching me, and then I beat it. Well, I went to buy it.

She was, like, no, no, no, wait, wait.

I mean, she told me. Hey, what's up, Claire? Hi.

Hi. I'm calling because the topic that you guys are talking about, about peeing and the... stepmom stuff. It wasn't my stepmom, but it was my older brother. He put his hands on me and assaulted me and tried to rip off my chest. In result of that, after that whole ordeal, I ended up going home. He lives with my parents and I ended up peeing in his shoes. In his shoes? Oh my God.

You're trying to rip your chest. How did you do that? That's sad that he was putting his hands on you like that. putting his hands on another woman but peeing in the shoes doesn't seem so bad when you think about

it it will just dry out i mean they were his favorite workout shoes so i decided to do it when he wasn't home and come to find out he still wears them and i doubt he ever figured it out he

figured it was it a was it a yellow pea or was it a very hydrated pea all i know is it smelled and i wasn't paying attention to what color it was all right i like it squishy sorry that happened to What's up, Robin? Hi.

Hi. Oh, I had stepdaughters, and when they were 9 and 12, they would put dye inside my shampoo, and I have blonde hair. Oh, my God. They would put needles inside the, I call it the foo-foo you wash with, or in my chair I go to sit down.

and there would be a pin sticking up in my chair, and I'd sit on it.

What did you do to them, Robin, that made them not like you?

They were just mad at the whole world. I mean, they used to love me, but when we got custody of them, they did not, they just weren't happy. And I was a good stepmom.

Do you think that their mom had anything to do with them doing stuff like that to you? Like she said, do this to her?

No, no, it's just she was a very bad mom at the time. doing things she shouldn't have that that they were angry at the world and according to the

counselor they just take it out on me oh wow that's sad i'm sorry to hear that that that happens uh what's up rachel how you doing hi good morning good morning rachel had a stepmom what did you do

to your stepmom her and i when i was growing up we did not get along but i used to put itching powder in her underwear um and i would also clean her toilet her my dad's toilet with her toothbrush

oh my god do you feel guilty now looking at that you're a civilized human being now

um no that's enough she was that bad we're good now we're okay but like i was a kid my mom used to give me these ideas girls i told you does your stepmom know that you used to do this

yes yeah she knows she thought she had crabs watch out i gotta be careful when i go home word of warning word of warning watch out for the moms giving the kids things to do the stepmom

hello bob what's going on hey good morning guys what's going on so i had a uh two step kids both boys with the one would always use all of my body wash and everything in the shower and we buy him his own still wouldn't use it so i was leaving for a trip one time for work in that morning i decided to squirt about a half a bottle of blue food coloring in to the body wash and after i was at the airport i got a picture about an hour later of this poor

kid looking like a smurf oh you are such a mean stepdad how dare you do that that's better than

me though no that's horrible though wow what kind of body wash were you using just uh a man wants to know i i don't even remember this was like 10 years ago i love the uh the dove men's

I swear to you, there's something good about it. It smells so good. What am I grabbing here? Any more step-parents here? I've put my menstrual pads in. Oh, here we go. Tay, Tay, what did you do?

Okay, this is really bad, and I never told anybody about this.

Yes.

So I used to live in this apartment where they had, like, washers and dryers that were for everybody. and someone took out my clothes out of the dryer and put their clothes in the dryer so I was really mad and I took off my menstrual pad and threw it in the dryer with their clothes oh my god

that's awful was it all white sitting there

no it was a couple colored clothes but I'm sure they found it

that is disgusting that is disgusting that's a different kind of dryer sheet Somebody said that you can murder people with a Visine. Erin, is that right?

That is true. And there was recently a trial on Court TV where a wife put Visine in her husband's drink. And if you do that, listen, Mojo, you just pull people live on the radio how to do it. But, yes, that's true. It can kill you.

Interesting. I did not know that. That was always one of the ones where it's supposed to give you the runs. So I never knew about that.

Maybe if you do a non-murder dose.

A non-murder dose, exactly.

Crazy. A non-murder dose?

Yeah, quantity matters. Three drops, you'll die. Zach, is there a way to get an instant replay of Kevin's... I can do it live. No, no. Okay. In the chamber. In the dirty and the 30, let's have an instant replay of Kev's... Okay. Kev's gas, okay? We put it up on the board. I'm locked and loaded. Gabe, what did you want to say about Kev?

Hey, guys. Good morning. Good morning, Gabe. Hey, you're not slick, Kev. I know you need another pair of pants.

I'm telling you. What do you think about this one? I notice he's kind of moving in his seat a little bit. I think he's got some issues going on there. WKQI Detroit.

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You're a doo-doo hat All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Good to have you guys here with us. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. Coming up here in just a little bit. Hey, Mom, how was I conceived? We'll get into that in a second. Then, do you allow your kids to cuss? And then the second date update, all coming up within the next 30 minutes here. We'll find out why you're not getting a call back. Plus, we got to get to Lydia, our producer Lydia, within the next hour because one of her relatives got engaged over FaceTime. The story is wild. You have to hear that. All this morning here on the Mojo in the Morning show. Good to have you guys here with us this morning. All right. Mojo in the Morning. I talk all the time about my kids and my family. while I was talking to my son, Joe, from The Joe Show, and he had a discussion on his show where they were getting into a debate over where Joe was conceived because he's such a Disney fanatic. And there has been a little bit of a disagreement between Chelsea and I that Joe was conceived, we know, on our honeymoon, but our honeymoon was split. We spent partial honeymoon at Disney World, and I believe that Joe was conceived at Port Orleans, which is a hotel at Disney World. Chelsea believes that it was on the second part of our honeymoon, which was on a carnival cruise line, which was the second part of it. Because I think we did three days at Disney and we did four days on a carnival cruise line. So Chelsea says, as a mom, she knows where he was conceived. Well, I'm going to say this to you. I know I got more than just once. and I believe it was the Port Orleans thing. But as a woman, Shannon, do you know when the conception happens? Exactly. You can tell? So you can tell the moment that it happens? You can't

tell the moment that it happens. I just know exactly which time and when it was.

Okay. Alright. Well, so we talked a little bit about this. The debate went on and I think that's why Joe is such a Disney fanatic. Exactly. It makes sense. He's a Disney adult, which by the way, Disney adults are the biggest losers in the world. We won't get into it. My son is a total. But for the other two boys, for Jacob, I know where he was conceived. He was conceived in bed in our house. So we actually tried for him. And I believe almost 100% that it was not nighttime conception. It was actually during the day because Chelsea would call me and tell me when she was ovulating and make me come home.

Yeah, because now they have those sticks you can pee on. You know exactly when is the time. That's why I say I know exactly, because that's what I was doing.

It was amazing. And then the third child of ours, Luke, I know where he was conceived. He was also conceived in our bedroom, but it was right after Chelsea turned 30, and his conception came after Chelsea called me a stupid mother effer, I think, or something like that that night, because I had said something really stupid, And so she felt really bad about calling me the name. So we had makeup sex. So it was just kind of interesting. Isn't it interesting that your conception story kind of plays a part in their personality? Like Jacob's the only one that actually has any semblance of a life. The other two, the other two are crazy.

Wow, guys.

So I, I don't know if you guys feel this way, but I feel this way. I wish I knew how I was conceived or where I was conceived. Like I asked, I asked, I think I asked my dad.

Or maybe I asked my mom. It doesn't matter. I asked either my mom or my dad. And they said I was conceived like Jacob, just in bed. You know, there wasn't really like a fun story to it. No, they wanted me. That makes sense too, though.

I'm the youngest of six, and I was a total accident. So I wonder what happened. Like, my dad, I would get my dad probably had like a martini or something.

I feel like this makes total sense. I never thought about this before. But I feel like it does kind of set the tone for who you are as a person. Can we call your dad? All right. Or your mom? Sure, yeah. I don't know how I was conceived. I know my sister was conceived in Jamaica. Really? Yeah. How do you know that? They told me. They talked about that? Yeah, for sure.

How do you know how your sister was conceived but not you?

I don't know.

I never asked about mine. I don't really care.

Does it bother you that you were not conceived in a nice place like Jamaica?

I'm here, bro. I don't care if it was in the alley. I'm here.

But would that not be a great story? It would explain a lot. I think, Lydia, this would be a fun topic if we can piece this all together live. And by the way, we're live, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, text 95500. What if we were to have people who do not know how they were conceived call us up, or where they were conceived, call us up, and then we'll call your mom, and we'll ask your mom how you were conceived.

Oh, verify the story.

Yes. I think that actually would be kind of great.

Conception verification.

Is that what we call it? Conception. Yeah, we got to think of some kind of a name for this podcast. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500 on this one. It may take a little bit of doing to get this together, but I think we can. Is there a way that, can we dial dad or mom?

Yeah, I got to file my dad's number. He changed his number. What? And I didn't save his new number. Why did your dad change his number? I don't know. I don't even know how it was conceived. I ain't asking about his number. I just filed it, though, lady. I'm going to text you.

Is that, that's interesting when, uh, like somebody changes their number. I think I've had the same number since I, uh, since I had a number. I don't know.

I have a number from a different state because I'm too lazy to change my number. I do.

I always want, when somebody changes their number, I think they're running from a bill collector or something. Is your dad running from a bill collector?

I don't know. That's a, I just texted you later.

Hold on. Uh, Katie, are you there, Katie?

Yes, I am.

Katie, we're talking about, uh, you know, how you were conceived, but you actually are

calling up about your son how was he conceived he was uh christmas eve at my parents house

that's great so what's the story you guys celebrated christmas at your parents and went up to the room after a night of opening gifts um it was actually christmas eve and the

funny thing is um my husband at the time was um working third shift so it was like the only time I really had seen them and we um the next day after the baking cookies um I end up vomiting at my in-laws house and they're like oh you're pregnant I'm like haha that's funny and then we

found out yeah I was oh my gosh that's awesome though isn't that great yes that's cute I love that story um thank you for the call appreciate it uh Ashton is uh is on with us right now Ashton Are you there? Yeah.

Do you guys want me to get my mom on the line?

Lydia got your mom on. We got Lydia working overtime here. Yeah. So you have no idea how you were conceived. Are we going to find out this morning for the first time?

No, I actually know. Oh, okay. So let's have your mom tell us then.

It's a good story.

Yeah, it's pretty funny, honestly.

In a couple of words, just to kind of give us a tease, what would be the story's title?

Porkchop Baby.

Porkchop Baby. Porkchop Baby. Oh, I am intrigued. Hold on. Ashton's mom is on. Ashton's mom, are you okay with being on the Mojo in the Morning Show?

Yes, I'm okay.

Hi, mom. What's your name?

Porkchop Baby. My name is Charmaine.

Charmaine. This has got a strip club in it. Tell us about Ashton and where and how he was conceived.

Well, so his dad was working out of state, and he came home for the weekend. And we were frying pork chops and decided we needed a quickie. So we left my niece to fry the pork chops, and we got a quickie. And there comes Ashton.

Oh, my gosh. Wow. they were some big cut pork chops weren't they they were like sitting there sizzling on the frying pan yes yes say we don't need no sides just the pork chop wait so wait so ashton how many times has your mom or dad told you the pork chop baby story um i i want to say probably like

a handful of times um it i've wanted to know quite a few uh times and i've wanted to hear it because i i just think it's honestly hilarious um and we we like to tell it around the dinner table you know it's just a real funny thing when we have a new person who's pretty close to us to

tell so that's great by the way do you guys on your birthday make mom's pork chops again or what

happens oh my god oh you know honestly mojo i think

I think we should start doing that.

That's a great idea. That's a good one. All right, Mom. Well, thank you for being on with us. Ashton, great job, buddy. Thanks, man. Yes, sir. Thank you, Mojo. Bye, guys. What a great story. That's awesome. Mom getting all crazy with the pork chops. I love pork chops. You do? I do. I'm a big pork chop guy. If you know what I mean, Kevin.

Blank oink, huh?

Hold on a second. Gail, are you there, Gail?

Good morning. How are you guys?

We're having help. We're having conception fun this morning, Gail.

I don't have help for you. I have a laugh for you. So my oldest son was conceived in a Walmart bathroom. No! No way! I love this! Tell us that story. And I love telling this story because I was 19, okay? I was a young mom. And I was at the bus stop, and I met my ex at the bus stop. He came with me. I used to work at that Walmart. Came with me. And we had a cricky in the bathroom. and yeah, that led to my kid.

Was it a regular stall or did y'all use like the parent?

No, it was a family bathroom. It was a family bathroom. You could walk it.

That's awesome. That's kind of cool. He's a Walmart kid. We love it. He's a Walmart baby. Remember they used to say, I want to be a Toys R Us kid? Yes. I want to be a Walmart kid. Mojo in the morning show. Hold on. Rachel, are you there, Rachel? I am. Hey, Rachel. We're talking about where you were conceived. How are you?

I'm good. How are you guys? Fantastic.

You want to tell us about your son?

Yes. So a couple years back, I was working at Waffle House. And my boss and I would go to B-Dub's across the street and get plastered after work. And I had seven Jameson shots one day. And that was seven too many. And we conceived my son there.

Wait, you had an affair with your boss, and your boss got you pregnant at Waffle House?

Yes.

That's unbelievable. These are great stories.

That's not even the craziest thing I could tell you about Waffle House. Stop it. What's the best? Wait, what's more? Oh, God. I don't even know where to begin. Well, let's just say he got two other girls pregnant there, too.

Oh, God. That was the place.

He was managing for real. Man. Shout out to Tyler. He's a deadbeat dad. Wow.

Tyler.

Yeah, Tyler.

Oh, geez. He's probably not working in that company anymore, is he? He's probably at Waffle House.

Oh, he dipped really, really quick. I couldn't tell you where he's at.

Unbelievable.

Should have been at a Coney.

Hold on. Somebody said we should call this Conception Confessions. I like that. That's a good idea. Zach, remember that. Conception Confessions. Gretchen, where did you conceive your son? In a bounce house. In a bounce house? Wow.

I like it.

Yeah, for my first son, for his first Christmas, we had it set up.

That's unreal. In a bounce house. How do you do it in a bounce house without the other kids, like, all over the place? Particularly the sly. You've got to be sly. I like that. You've got to take your shoes off. That's right. You know what? That's actually true. Your shoes are already off. That's actually not bad. All right. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. Uh, Vinny was conceived in a watermelon patch. Is that right, Vinny? Watermelon. Huh? You were conceived in a watermelon patch? Is that what I'm understanding?

Yes, sir. My mom was a country girl in Arkansas. And I asked her one day, I said, well, I just asked her where I was born and all that stuff. I was like, oh, yeah, you conceived in a watermelon patch. She was 16 years old. And my father used to meet up in a watermelon patch. And one time, you know, they got on into it a couple times. And one time they got shot at.

It's Arkansas. You got to understand that's Arkansas. Well, it could be worse, I guess. Zoe, hi, where were you conceived?

You spit the seeds out. I found out as an adult that I was conceived in a pool.

Oh, my gosh. And they didn't, like, come up with some kind of crazy name for you, huh?

Uh, no, no. Well, so I was adopted, so my adopted parents named me.

They named you Zoe. You know what's wild is that pool conception is a big deal. I've heard a lot of people that have pool. That is my least favorite way to have sex. Really? Like, please, too. Yeah. Oh, wow. I like it. I didn't know that. I like it because when I'm in a pool, I feel skinnier for some reason. I feel like I got better moves. You've done it in a pool. Go ahead. Oh, yeah.

You got to try it in the pool. What's up, Mike? How you doing?

Are you supposed to? Hey, what's up? How you guys doing? Good morning, Mike. What's going on? So my daughter's birthday is on November 14th. And on Valentine's Day, nine months to the date that year, me and my ex were cooking dinner together, and she threw a knife at me. And we ended up making cookies after she threw a knife at me. So I decided to get her pregnant. I decided that was the best choice. That was the best.

You know what's funny, though, Luke was conceived after fighting, like Chelsea and I were fighting. There was no knives thrown. But I think that makeup fighting fun sex like that actually makes for a fun child. So I'm assuming that you have a fun kid there, huh?

Yeah, she's very fun. She's pretty crazy, just like her mother. That's awesome.

That's incredible. Well, thank you for the call, buddy. I appreciate it. Yeah, you guys have a good day. All great stories. There you go.

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All right, it's Mojo in the Morning giving you a chance to win a car. Coming up here in moments, it's Find the Fob. What else we got? Coming up here in just a few, I want to get to Kevin's topic in just a second here. About, what the hell am I thinking about? Oh, about the kid that he witnessed at the Pistons game. Chelsea just texted me and says, Joe was conceived on a cruise ship. We were in Disney for one night. We were not in Disney for one night, Chelsea. This shows you how little you remember of us. And we didn't have sex that night, she says. She's claiming. You know what?

The girls always remember. I don't know.

But I'm saying, it seemed like they were in Disney more than one night. That would put her story kind of behind Abel. I think she's, I would like to do a lie detector test. I would like a lie detector or a DNA test. Can we, Maury, figure out exactly where the conception happened? Because I think that she's.

A DNA test is not going to help you.

Yeah, I just was going to let that down. Go back to the lie detector test. All right. That's the point.

All right.

All right. Time now for second date update here. If you ever would like to be on second date update and you're not hearing back from somebody that you went on a date with, text date to 95500.

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Darren is getting ghosted, has not heard from Kendall, who he went on a date with. And hey, Darren, how you doing? Hey, I'm doing well. How are you? Good. And I guess a couple of sentences kind of tell us about the date.

Yes. So Kendall and I, we met on Tinder and we met downtown, went to a pub. and I thought we had a great time. She's into sports, which, you know, is cool. It's rare, so I love that, and we watched the Tigers game, and we had a couple of drinks, and I think we had fun, so I went to drive her home, and we actually hooked up in my car, which was thick. Okay. Yeah, that was pretty hot, but we took her home.

So you guys hooked up in your car, then what? You kissed her goodbye, said that you guys would have another date or see each other again. Am I right in saying that? Or how did you guys communicate afterwards?

Yeah, that was my assumption. You know, I dropped her off. But she just kind of was like, okay, that was fun, goodbye. And that was it, you know.

All right, we're going to find out what's going on. Kendall is on the phone with us. We were able to convince her to come on. And, Kendall, will you say hello to Darren?

Hi, Darren. We actually, we never hooked up.

You never, wait, what? What do you mean you never, so you guys never hooked up in the car?

No, we never hooked up. That was never a thing.

What did you guys do then?

so we did go on a date we went on a date to some sports bar and we watched the tigers game whatever and we went to his car he turned it on but like we weren't going anywhere and i was trying to convince him to like let's go back to his place um and then he like tried convincing me to hook up in the car while you were still downtown all right yeah yeah we never we never left the area

okay but what did you guys do in the car because he assumes that you got darren you you said you hooked up oh yeah oh yeah what did you guys do i don't know what you're talking about that is

pathetic that you have to say that on the radio you have to come here and lie on the radio what

Well, what do you consider?

hooking up. What did you guys do in the car? Did you guys kiss?

No, not at all because I was so creeped out by the fact that he wouldn't go back to his place.

Wait, so her story is you didn't even kiss. Your story is you hooked up, which to me means you had sex. But nothing happened.

I would consider hooking up sex, but no, that never happened.

This is weird. I want you to explain, Darren, tell us your version of the story. and let Kendall still stay on the line here to give her disputes. What's up?

I mean, look, she can say whatever she thinks happened because maybe she's trying to save face on the radio and that's why she wants to call in. Maybe she's embarrassed, but now she's ghosted me after we had such a good time. But, like, what to tell you? like we hooked up in that car and as a dream you know mine so like can i can i just say this i

don't understand why one would lie in this and what i mean by that is i don't know who which one of you guys is telling the truth and which one is not but i don't know why darren would lie knowing that she's going to be able to say no it didn't happen it's going to embarrass him and i don't know why she would lie knowing that he was there but kendall to answer his question would you like to tell us is there something that you're trying to save face from if you were to be

the one that is lying no absolutely not i mean i didn't text him back because i thought that he was a creep i mean like i'm 28 i'm almost in my 30s i don't want to be hooking up in cars because That's what he wanted to do. He did want to hook up in the car, but that never happened.

Because obviously, if he's lying, that's creepy. His creepy part was he wanted to hook up in the car, and you didn't like that, and that's why you're not calling him back anymore.

And he wouldn't take her back. He wouldn't take her home.

He wouldn't even take me home. I had to Uber home.

Wait, where did you go, Darren, at the end of the date? Did you drive her to her home because you said that?

Yeah, no, I did.

No, what is going on right now? So you're saying that you drove her back to her place and she never Ubered? Yep.

This is two totally different stories, totally different recollections of the night.

Guys, you have a liar on the air.

One of you, that's the thing. I don't understand which one it would be. I don't know either one of you guys, and we can only go by what you guys are saying. George, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, Mojo. I think she's lying. She's embarrassed. Her friends are probably listening in, like most of the Michigan, and she's trying to save face with him, and then just be straight up lying. You can tell she's lying.

I mean, I don't know if that's the case. I don't know if I can doubt somebody's story that I don't know. But I also can say the same thing for him. I can't say that.

She would have an Uber receipt on her phone if she took Uber. That's true.

Do you have that, Kendall?

Of course I do.

Can you send us that to verify that?

Here we go. Do you guys really need the proof? Like, how do I get, like, I don't want you guys to have my information.

Just go in shoddy. Yeah, you don't have to, you can crop out anything that would be personal.

You could send it to Lydia.

Yeah, just to show us. Hold on, Mark. She's lying. Mark. She's lying. Mark, what's up?

Hey, how is someone creeped out because he didn't want to go back to his plate?

Wait, so that part of the story, I have to say, as a female, that would scare me a little bit if I was in somebody's car and they wouldn't turn the car on and move and take me home. That would that would scare me.

OK, but what would you be creeped out to the point that you're going to say, OK, take me? You'd be like, no, this is weird. Let's go somewhere like she just sounds like, listen, she lying.

What do you think, Dawn? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Hi, I'm wondering if he's confusing her with maybe another girl he dated.

What would be the confusion part of this? This is the girl that he gave us. He gave us her phone number, though.

Yeah, but what if he went out with someone else and confused this girl with that girl?

But Dawn, he told us where they went. She verified that they watched a game together, and they went to a bar. They were downtown. He said his version of the story.

He's like Kevin and takes the girls to the same places. He didn't even have to do all of that. Exactly.

The season just started. His version of the story is that he drove her back to her place. She's saying that's not true. Sarah, what's up?

Hey, so if he had to drop her off at her actual home, then he would have to use Google Maps or whatever. So he would technically have that address. did you navigate to her house that's a good point uh this is crazy that we even have to ask these questions i mean i because one because one of these guys is not telling the truth and and if kendall's got proof or darren's got proof show the proof is pretty much what uh what the listeners are saying here do you how did you know how to get to her place yeah um i have a cyber truck so i

don't really know how to take it off of the the thing i just put it into the car because the car itself. I don't know if you know. It has a navigation.

Yeah. Okay. Does he have a Cybertruck? Were you driving in a Cybertruck? You drove in a Cybertruck?

He does have a Cybertruck.

That's pretty sick. Hold on. Tyrone. What's up, Tyrone? What?

What's going on? He got a Cybertruck? He definitely got it popping in a Cybertruck, man. He's lying, man. Fellas, y'all gotta be careful out here, man. Be careful, fellas. See, I'm a married man. You know what I'm saying? Actually, my wife was on the radio the other day. She won them Nelly tickets, Tandy. But, hey, fellas, y'all got to watch out. Yeah, y'all got to watch out, man. These ladies out here, man, they dangerous. Kendall, you playing a dangerous game, baby.

Isn't it funny? By the way, all the guys are sticking up for Darren, all the girls. This is definitely split down by your gender. What's up, Erica?

Hey, I think that she's telling the truth. And to prove that she might be telling the truth, she should show a receipt of her Uber. Show the Uber that she took.

We asked for it. Will you show us or show our producer, and she'll be able to verify. Will you do that, Kendall?

Yeah, I can send my receipt.

All right, so here, hold on a second. Lydia, talk to her off the air and see if she can send the receipt. I think if she sends the receipt, that's the verification. And if she can't provide that verification, then I think that we have to just assume that she's not telling the truth. Darren also, you got a Cybertruck, Darren. You got cameras on there. I wonder if you can go back on cameras and go look, because that would be interesting. This was, I know, over a week or so ago, checking this out. But comments from listeners on this one here. Lauren, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, good morning. Good morning. It's my first time. Hey. Oh, it's on my phone. Okay, so, yeah, I'm usually a girl's girl, meaning I'm, you know, going to take the girl's side, you know, first. But I don't know. I'm kind of split because, first of all, send the receipt. Like, I feel like as soon as Lydia asked her for the receipt, she got a little weird about it. It's like, girl, just screenshot of sending the receipt if you're not lying. Yes. But on the other hand, men are weird. Men are weird.

We are not. We are not.

Yeah, I'm with you. I cannot decide who I feel like is telling the truth here.

Lydia, what happened with her? She's disconnected from the phone line. What's going on?

She said she can't find it. She'll let me know. So she lied to us, said she had it, was going to send it. Now she can't find it. It's right in your app. It's up, bro. We got her.

Darren, we're going to try to see what we can get as far as verification, but Kendall's not on with us right now. She hung up the phone. Did she hang up the phone because she said she's going to look for it? Or she hung up the phone because she didn't want to talk anymore? Lydia?

Because she said she has to look for it.

Okay.

You ain't got to hang up to look for it.

All right. We got to figure out what's the true story behind the date. It's Mojo in the Morning second date update.

This is the home of the dirty on the 30. Throwback throwdown, second date update, and War of the Roses. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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All right, Shannon's going to do the dirty on the 30 right now. we're still trying to figure out from Kendall about the receipt for her Uber ride. I don't think it's that hard to find, but we'll get an update right now from you, Shannon. What's going on?

Well, man, such a sad story in the baseball world to report on this morning. Former Detroit Tigers pitcher Octavio Dottel is dead this morning after getting crushed by the roof of a nightclub. This was yesterday morning in the Dominican Republic. He was only 51 years old. You guys, I mean, I've been watching some video from this. The roof of, it's called the Jet Set Nightclub. It's in Santo Domingo, crumbled during a performance by a really popular merengue singer there.

At least 44 people lost their lives. They're still pulling bodies from the rubble. More than 160 people were injured when this roof fell in. Dottel recovered from the rubble, died on the way to the hospital. The accident also claimed the life of former Major League player Tony Blanco. Is that how you say his name? Tony Blanco?

Yeah, I think Blanco.

Octavio Dottel played his final two seasons of his 15-year MLB career with the Detroit Tigers.

He won a World Series with the Houston Astros and also then played for the Mets. And last night they actually did a moment of silence for him at the Mets game. And the Mets manager played with him in his career, so I guess they were torn up. The Dominican world of baseball is very close. They're a very close-knit group of people, the players that come from the Dominican Republic. And this star that was performing or this music singer that was performing, they say was a very popular person. I've never heard of her. But that club where this happened had a fire at it back in 2023. And many people believe that that fire might have done some damage to the actual structure of that building. And they don't have the same guidelines that we have over here in the States as far as being allowed to be back open again. And they think that they just slapped a new roof on the place. Man.

An update to a story we talked about yesterday. Detroit Tigers assistant GM, well, former assistant GM, Sam Menzen, resigning after three women came forward with claims that he was sending lewd photographs to them. I love when the news says lewd photographs. He knew this story was coming out. He actually quit the day before opening day. Fox 2 Detroit's Jessica Dupneck with more on this story.

We're told three women all came forward with the same creepy story to tell about one of the Detroit Tigers' higher-ups. They opened up their Snapchat to find a picture of a bat and balls they wanted nothing to do with. Sam Menzen, from intern to assistant general manager of the Detroit Tigers at just 34 years old, he resigned out of seemingly nowhere last week.

That was obviously somewhat odd timing given that that was a week into the season the day before the Detroit Tigers home opener. Menzen told reporters it was to handle some

family issues back in New York, but MLB beat writer for the magazine The Athletic, Cody Stavenhagen, started digging. Within the course of about three days,

my colleague Brittany Garoli and I were in touch with three women who alleged that they had received unsolicited lewd photos from Menzen. The staffers allegedly received the photos of

Menzen's penis on Snapchat, and sources tell us there are likely more victims out there. Staven Hagen says at least one of the women was worried about speaking up because of Menzen's

stature in the club. This was not a bat boy. This was not a security guard. This was an assistant general manager who otherwise had a very good reputation in the organization. I love that

Jessica Dupnak said she reached out to Menzen via phone and email for a comment. Couldn't get a call back to save her life so she's gonna try snapchat bro we as men gotta stop allowing our

penises to rule us bro like it can't be the end-all be-all so much to the point where you're ruining your career his entire career like that's crazy bro you know how long he probably had to work had to grind i don't know if he started as an intern they said come on man a change to

instagram for users under the age of 18 they will not be able to live stream anymore or unblur nudity and dms they've received without parental approval meta launched its teen account program for instagram back in september to give moms and dads more options to supervise their kids online activity and this is amid a growing backlash against how social media affects the lives of kids everywhere the latest changes to instagram will first roll out here to users in the u.s britain canada and australia before going global under the changes again teens under the age of 16, will be 100% blocked from using Instagram Live unless their parents give permission. And lastly, a local radio DJ under fire this morning. Oh, jeez.

Oh, not us. Not me.

Under fire for blasting his co-workers with a foul smell.

This happened earlier this morning in the Eastern Market Studios of the Mojo in the

Morning Show in Detroit.

Oh, my God. I told you. I told you, they're bubbly and juicy.

The sounds coming from one Kevin Irwin II. Breaking news.

Man, I'd rather have you send me an unsolicited D-Pick than do that ever again.

Shout out to Victor. Was it a D-Pick or an old English D-Pick?

That's funny.

Oh, wait, real quick, real quick, real quick.

What, what?

Breaking news.

For real?

Kendall is now bumping our calls. Kendall, from the second date update, if you didn't.

here, you've got to listen to that one. She's now bumping our calls. The girl's a liar. Who sang that song?

The girl's a liar. High Spice, was it? Oh, that's right. Yeah, that was a good song.

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Colder than the hearts of Mojo in the Morning members. This is Mojo in the Morning. Your call may be monitored or recorded. Give away another car. Man, we've given away so many of them. You know what's funny is we've done so many different contests over the years. Obviously, we have done Makeout with the Mustang. We've done the, what was it, Butts on the, what was it? No, not Butts. What was the Jeep one that we did? No, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep, Jeep. Rear on the Wrangler. Rear on the Wrangler. That's what it was. Rear on a Wrangler. Every summer, we always end up giving away a car with our friends at Gordon Chevrolet. Gosh, I'm trying to think of any other ones. Oh, I remember one time. But I say it's Tony Travato, by the way, because when Tony came here and took over as our head of programming, we, before this, used to, like, we're going to give you a year's lease. And Tony was like, we're not giving away leases. Like, it's not going to happen. We're going to give you the car. Like, you're not going to all of a sudden go, okay, you get the car for three years. And I know some other radio stations do that. And you know what? It's a nice prize because it's a free car, at least for a few years. But Tony was like, you got to own it. You got to own it or you got to give the cash. So we are doing another car giveaway, and we're very excited that our friends over at Moran Automotive are part of this one. Shannon, you've been representing Moran Automotive for many, many years.

Like my last four vehicles have come from Moran.

From Moran, yes. And they spend a lot of money advertising on this radio company, and we appreciate them for this. This is a contest that is called Find the Fob, where we're going to give away a brand new chevy could be any of the cars that are on their lot they have a whole selection of them and whichever car has the fob in it is the car that will win and if you have a key fob which a key fob is obviously the thing that starts your car you know if your key fob is not in the car it can't start it right so the way that we're doing this contest is we're going to put the the winning car with the key fob in it and that's how it will be detected which car it is by people randomly going up and going, I think it's that one right there.

I'm going to try to start it.

I'm going to go. Okay, go in and, you know, Natasha from Detroit, get in that car and start it. And she goes into that car and tries to start it. And if it starts, she wins the car. And this is how we get you into the contest by qualifying you, listening to our show, weekday mornings, 630, 730, 830, and 930. And then throughout the day on Detroit's Channel 955. Natasha, you're now qualified. Congratulations. thank you so let's hope that you can win this car natasha because uh from what lydia told me you have a ford focus that's about to turn a hundred thousand miles yes you need to do this you need to celebrate that because that might be the last that you drive this car how many miles

do you have on there nine nine eight how many nine nine nine nine nine nine nine ninety nine

thousand eight hundred miles so you're within 200 miles of churning this thing how many miles a day do you put on your car about 50 you're gonna actually before the uh end of the day tomorrow you're gonna end up churning that thing over to a hundred thousand you know what happens when that happens don't you yeah you need a new carburetor i don't know i hope not please please don't blame me if it does need a new carburetor when it turns over to 100 000 but we gotta get you in a new car natasha where are you from detroit love you thank you we we love you for listening to the show let's hope that you win this thing okay hold on one second all right okay we're gonna get her that All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Kev was working at the Pistons game the night before last, I think it was.

Yeah, Monday night's game.

And what did you witness?

So we are doing the best we've done since the 2018-19 season. We have a guaranteed top six record, which means we're immediately going to make the playoffs. No need to play in or anything like that.

And we haven't done this since I think it was.

them playing at the palace right when uh andre drummond was there yeah 18-19 we have not made

the playoffs in the little caesars arena no we have we have yeah we have yes we have when did we make it we we got swept by the books i think that might have been it might have been the 2018

19 season they were there yeah oh i didn't know that okay all right so i'm wrong with that go ahead it's all this is the first time you've been wrong it's okay so yesterday you said i was

the master of the bats you are you are okay this isn't a bet though um so fans are excited as they should be the environment is crazy people are screaming games are selling out it is a great time so there is a kid that is sitting behind me and he comes as soon as doors open now this is an hour and a half this is an hour and a half before tip-off and what happens during that time is players come out they warm up they do shoot around this kid is screaming so much that like k's shooting around turns around and looks i pointed the kid and then k sends a security guard over brings the kid and his dad to the floor oh how cool takes a picture signs his jersey like we got some great guys on the team okay so this kid his mind his day is is blown his day this is the greatest moment he's having of his life this is before the game even starts yeah he's talking to he's like bro oh my god this is my favorite day ever i'm like man it's just getting started we're gonna have a great time the whole thing the game starts and i'm thinking okay his energy is gonna die down no his energy stays out of 10 the entire game every play he's screaming screaming that's a fan he's he is the fan of the game yeah he's so into it that when we go on defense and the other team is making their play he yells out to whoever's on defense steal that spit this is a child that cannot be more than 12 years old yells out a cuss word his dad is sitting behind me right next to him the kid looks over he's like i'm sorry i don't know i don't know i don't think the dad even realized what happened he's like what's going on he's like yeah steal that i was like i said steal that spit?

He's like,

that's okay.

That's funny.

I don't let my children cuss.

No.

It's funny that you, I'm surprised. I don't either.

I'm surprised you don't let your kids cuss. Why? Because you let, you talk about way too adult stuff in front of Josiah. Yes.

I feel like you do have adult conversations. Like Josiah knows some things that.

Josiah, Josiah comes home and knows what, you know, threesomes and stuff are. The Bible story the other day.

Yeah. But that's the thing, you want your children to be better than you.

For sure. my kids uh smith especially i mean he's seven going on eight he'll be eight here soon and he has learned all the bad words and it depends on what kind of mood i'm in and it depends on where we are where sometimes i'll just look at him sometimes it's so funny because they use it so correctly and you're like yeah yeah but then other times i'm like we do not use that language now joe

is really into tyler the creator and he has a concert that's coming in july and this is the the person that josiah wants josiah has never asked to go to a concert but he wants to go see tyler and there's a popular song called sticky and there's a point in it point in it where he says it's getting sticky in this bitch oh gee anytime i play that you can see josiah rapping the whole time and then when he says that part he got but he asked me he's like and we go to the show can i say are you gonna let him i was like no i might let him i might let him i don't know

do you know what the worst is the worst is what i used to do with the kids where when the kids would swear i'd laugh yeah we we have uh friends of ours that their son will swear and the mom is the one that laughs and and every time she does i'm looking this kid loves it because then he kind of like he'll throw down like a funny he'll throw down but he throws out the f the f word he'll

go can i just say it like i get all excited about it they know all the they know all the words i

know but you can't laugh at them because if you laugh at them i've learned this from years of being reprimanded uh by chelsea and uh the kids grandmas and stuff but i i've gotten uh you know you should not be saying uh laughing at them when they do it because if you laugh at them then they think that there's something to it it makes it okay you're encouraging at what age can your kids start swearing though because my uh youngest son who is 19 years old swears like it's like he's he's got a mouth like a truck driver shout out to all the truck drivers out there third kid you and else are probably like oh we don't care but but i do care because he'll swear and he'll say stuff and he says some some things sometimes and it embarrasses me in front of people because it's like i i never swore in front of my dad can i tell you something i was the same we weren't

even allowed to say fart when we were at my dad's house growing up no please don't and it wasn't until i was probably in college maybe my freshman year of college i came home for something and we were at a party at one of my dad's buddy's houses and I heard him swear. Yeah. And then I

I was like, oh, okay, maybe it's a little, like, I can say something. And I was still scared to swear around my dad. At my grandma's house, we couldn't even say lie. Wow. Like, we couldn't say, you're lying. Like, saying that was a curse word. We had to say, like, fibbing or telling a story.

I grew up in Chicago, so my dad used to love watching Bears games on Sundays after church, after mass. And my dad was the only time my dad would swear. We would be watching the game. He'd be making like a ham sandwich in the kitchen And he'd see that we fumbled the ball or something like that And he would swear And I would look going Who is this guy Does he not know that he's taking the lord's name in vain

And that's where you get it from When you watch sports games Do you find yourself Oh yeah

I think sports is where I swear the most Watching Going and watching a game and seeing somebody You're like son of a What's up Elizabeth hi

Hi So, my eight-year-old, I had somebody cut me off the other day, and, you know, I beeped on the horn a little bit, threw my hand up, and my eight-year-old said, oh, what a raggedy hoe. Oh, my gosh. All right. Learn that from someone. We do not say that, but I also have an 18-year-old. I have 18, 16, 14, and 8. Oh, my gosh.

Wretched ass, don't can you be at you?

We got home, and I'm like, okay, so who's using Raggedy Halls?

That's great. He went wrong. What's going on, Brittany? Hi.

Hi. How you guys doing? We're good. What's up? We're not a long time ago. Hey, Brittany, how you doing? So I'm 38 years old, and I am still not allowed to curse in front of my parents.

Oh, you'll get yourself punished, huh?

What will they do if you did? My mom will still pop us in the mouth. We have three brothers and sisters We'll still get popped in the mouth If we're out in public She'll give you the worst look We do karaoke every weekend And we have to go mom Can we say the words in this song please I love it

She's raising ladies Britney she's raising ladies there

She doesn't care it applies to my brother's too My brother's 40 And he still can do it

Only once in our lives did Chelsea and I do this And we did it with Joe But we washed his mouth out with soap Did you ever have your mouth washed out with soap?

Yes, I did. Actually, my brother used to prank me, and he made me say, you know how you hold your tongue and say, get the fork off the plane? Yes. And I did it, and I didn't know what I was doing, and she washed my mouth out with soap. And from then on, we do not carry this in front of the parents.

I love it. 38-year-old woman now, and her mom's still not letting her. What's going on, Donna? Hi.

Hi, good morning. When my son was about three years old, my ex-husband worked in a factory, so, of course, he had a filthy mouth. And my husband was crossing the living room. My son was watching TV, and he told my ex-husband to move his effing ass.

Oh, boy. And how old was he again, three?

He was about three, yeah. Also, learn from someone. That's great.

Use it appropriately, though. That's good.

He actually did, yes.

That's great. What a great story. Erica, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, guys. Good morning. Good morning. So we recently decided on a new rule with our kids. They are almost 10, 7, and 4. And over the holidays, we watched a lot of Christmas vacation. so we told our kids that they could swear as long as it's a quote from a movie and they do the finger quotes at the same time oh my gosh that's funny and what did they say no don't say it oh the the the famous line from that movie the spitter's hole yep yep that's so good and my four-year-old will tell you that it But his spitter was full, not the other way. Oh, okay.

Thank you. Michelle, this is when you don't want your kids swearing, when they swear at their teacher. What did your son do?

Literally, any time his teacher makes him mad, he's always like, she's a stupid a-hole. And I would tell him over and over, she don't talk like that. And he's like, why? She is. She's a stupid a-hole.

But says it. Has he ever said it to her? Has he ever, you know, done directly?

Not to have been told yet, thank God. Yeah. I wouldn't be surprised if he did.

Tell him to be careful. All right. Well, thank you for the call. We appreciate it. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations.

means one stupid show.

This is Mojo in the Morning Live.

Right after we get done with Five Lies, I want Lydia to tell the story about her relative that got engaged over FaceTime. This is a wild story. You got to hear this. It's coming up right after Five Lies. If you would like to be on Five Lies, would you like to scam your mom? All you have to do is text mom to 95500 and then tell us why you would like to get your mom on Five Lies Tell Your Mom. Text mom to 95500 and just give us an idea of what would get your mom mad. It's time now this morning for Five Lies Tell Your Mom.

It's Mojo in the morning.

Sweet.

Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. Marissa?

Hi.

Hey, we're going to do Five Lies and get your mom a prize.

Oh my gosh, I'm so excited.

You know what? We're more excited because we're excited to ruin family relationships by doing this scam. Are you ready for this?

I am.

Actually, you know what? It usually brings moms together. Usually moms are cool with it once we jump on and tell them, here are the lies that we came up with for you. You're going to call your mom and you're going to say, lie number one, mom, I'm quitting my job. Lie number two.

Say, I'm going to be a content creator on OnlyFans.

Okay. Unless you already are. Then it's not a lie.

In that case, what's your username? Lie number three. Someone reached out to me and said they want to make some movies with me.

Lie number four.

I can work from home now.

And lie number five. I might need to use your bed for some of the scenes. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Now, you don't sound like you're the type that actually is on OnlyFans. But then again, I should never prejudge. I don't know what the type is.

No, I'm not.

All right, then good. This is perfect. We're going to call mom up. You think mom will even know what OnlyFans is?

Maybe.

All right. Well, let's try it. Here we go. We're calling your mom up for five lies. Tell your mom. Speak up nice and loud, okay?

Okay. And if she doesn't know, explain to her.

Yeah, exactly. I want to hear your explanation. Here we go.

hello hey girlfriend what do you want where are you calling me from um nowhere my number is weird for some reason i don't know why but guess what i'm on my way home um no i have some pretty good news why so i quit my job so i'm on my way home

And I decided that, no, I decided I'm going to be a content creator on OnlyFans.

I had, no, I had someone message me and said they want to make a movie with me.

you know what i will call your job and you can go turn around and go back because you're not doing that you're not crazy talk because you need a job that has insurance and pays the bills

no no i'm on your insurance i can i can make i can make the money but i get to work from home with you now but there's only one thing that i kind of need your permission for i might need to use your bed for some of the scenes

you know what you better go find another place to live no i can't mom you know what i support you doing a lot of things. I will bend over backwards and do a lot of things. But now you're drawing

the line. Come on, girlfriend. I get to work from home with you now. I don't work from

home all the time. Well, it's okay. You know what? I don't think so. You better call back to work. No, you better call back. You better go back to work and you better get your job back because that's not happening you need a job right now you can go work at a restaurant you can go work at target you can go and work at they already want we already have plans set up so that's why you know what you know what i can tell you right now that's not happening i don't care how old you are, you're still my child. But mom, I'm going to

I'm taking more money than I am now. And you know what? We have morals. I raised you with morals and respect. But if I'm making a couple thousand a month, I think morals can go out the window for a little bit. You know what? You need God and you need to go to church. So I don't think so.

Hey, Mom.

Oh.

Mom? Hello. Yeah. Hi. I'm the director for OnlyFans. How are you?

I'm fine.

I had Marissa put me on so I could, you know, explain anything that you might need. My name is Kevin Irwin. I'm the Martin Scorsese of OnlyFans.

Well, it doesn't really matter because she's not going to work with you. She has morals. She was raised with values. And she's not going to do any of that nonsense.

How about you? Would you want to work with us? Do you have morals, too?

You know what? Do we want to end this phone conversation on a good note or on a bad note? Because you know what? You've got me on a good day. And I haven't gone off yet.

One last thing to tell you, okay?

Yes.

You know what? You're on the Mojo in the Morning Show. It's five lies to tell your mom.

Yes! And for the record, we have no morals.

No morals at all.

Never have. Never will. You know what? Look, girl, you are done.

I know when a mom gets serious, when she pulls out the, you know what?

Marissa, you just won your mom a prize.

You know. You know what? You always told me you were going to do this. I told you one day I would.

The air's the deal. Mom or Norma, can I call you Norma? Norma, we got a prize for you because your beautiful daughter is still at work. She's not leaving, but she is on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. So say hello to everybody.

Hello, everybody. It's Mojo in the Morning.

Sweet.

Five Lies to Tell Your Mama.

That was funny. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning show. This is wild. you've heard of people that will use technology as a form of breaking up and then you always kind of give them crap for they text their breakup has anybody ever heard of it as a form of getting together where somebody would do something as crazy as FaceTime their marriage proposal

that happened with Lydia and your cousin yeah so I was scrolling Facebook yesterday and I saw that my cousin from syria posted and announced that she was engaged so i was really happy for her and i'm looking through the photos and i'm like where's the guy if you scroll all the way to the end you see that he's on facetime at their engagement and their blessing of the rings so she lives in syria he lives in california and he couldn't be there because i'm guessing she's going to move to the states now that she's engaged to him and they're engaged but they've never met before wow wait they've never met before nope so is this an arranged marriage thing no i don't think so i saw that she might have met him through somebody but they probably fell in love

from talking for so long so they've been a long distance in just doing the kind of thing that people do here in the states where they start talking non-stop to each other but then took it

to the level of engagement then yeah like if you look at the pictures mojo you can see that there's like the priests around.

They all dressed up.

Yeah, and she had a whole party.

Okay, so I'm looking at the pictures now. First off, she's beautiful. But I love that she's got a ring on. She's holding the phone. Showing off the phone. And he's dressed up. She is gorgeous.

Yeah, she is.

She looked like a Price is Right model. Okay, wait. Everybody in the family is like dressed up like a wedding. Like it is a wedding.

Oh, yeah. That's how we do engagements.

Holy cow.

So wait. So stop for one second because this is just kind of interesting. Did she not do the engagement face-to-face in person in California where your cousins, where everybody lives, because she didn't want to go to California until she had an engagement set?

No, I don't think she can yet. I think they're waiting for the citizenship process, and I think that's why they started the engagement so early. So they've literally never met.

By the way, you got some hot, is 90-day fiance going to Syria anytime soon for Kevin maybe? Hey, Kevin, you see this girl? I'm telling you, I need a Chaldean. Man. I don't know if she Chaldean.

She's Syrian.

Or a Syrian. What is the, tell me about the Syrian part of yours. Is that mom or dad's side?

It's my mom's side.

Okay.

Yeah.

All right. Oh, my goodness. I like this.

I truly have never heard of anybody getting.

engaged over facetime that's deep that is pretty wild i think making a commitment as big as marriage without fully knowing the person is a big deal but i think maybe she just really wants

to get married and he's cute he's a good looking guy interesting man oh man this is wild so this so has this happened to anybody in i was saying real life and here has this happened anybody here Uh, in the States, like where you have, uh, or in, you know, Michigan, Ohio, where you FaceTime a proposed, because if you FaceTime proposed to an American girl, she'd be like you big, cheap son of a bitch.

I feel like I have to meet the person at least one time because you can be, I feel like you can be a completely different person. If all you do is talk on the phone or FaceTime, but once you see that person in real life

and experience real life events together for sure yeah um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i would love and how often do you talk to your cousin not much because i would i would love to hear uh hear more stories about uh how they met and did they meet on uh on you know syrianmingle.com

or something i can guarantee they're probably cousins wait how do you know that i don't know

Oh, is that a joke or no?

But, I mean, Syrians do marry their cousins.

Do they?

They do that too, like Chaldeans.

Yeah.

Would they get married over FaceTime or would that be in person? Well, she's moving to the States, so I'm assuming they get married in person. Before the wedding?

Hopefully she's in the States by the time they get married.

Do you kiss each other on FaceTime? Like, do you kiss your screen or how does that work?

I do. I do that. I've kissed my screen before.

You've kissed your screen before?

Yeah.

You're a loser.

Oh, you, you sure have done it too.

I've never kissed my screen.

I've done a lot of stuff on screen. I'm not going to lie to you. I will not go in there.

I have never in my life ever kissed a screen.

What are you continuing?

I have kissed a magazine before when I was a little kid.

You've never kissed a screen if it was like your kids when they were little or something? Are you serious? I would fake a guy from a distance.

I'm not kissing a screen.

You've never kissed a picture of Chelsea if you missed her so much on your phone?

No.

You lie so bad. That's crazy.

What kind of enjoyment am I going to get?

But first off, I'm going to just like, oh, you've been like, Wes is gone this week. Oh, here's his picture. I'm like, I miss you.

No, I've never done that. Even on FaceTime with Chelsea, you never say, all right, goodbye. And both of y'all kiss at the same time.

No, I kiss from a distance, like, so she can see my lips. I'm not kissing the screen.

You got to get on close.

What else are you guys doing in your screens, huh? Yeah, I've done some things. Like what?

I really don't know what you're talking about.

You give your screen a little tongue?

No, I mean, like, you know, you put it on the screen. Your balls? Yeah, she put your balls on your phone.

You have slashed your privates to the screen.

No, you didn't. Pop it on the camera. No, you didn't.

That is a sick human being. What do you mean?

Doesn't everyone do this?

Samantha, please. What's going on, Samantha?

My dad proposed to my mom over the phone when he was in Tennessee and she was in Michigan. This was like 30-something years ago, but she's like, you are not proposing to me over the phone. You better come back to Michigan and do it face-to-face. Absolutely.

Was he, like, in the military or something?

No, he was down visiting his family, and just, that's just his character. He just moves at snail speed, and she's like, no, you come do it face-to-face. Don't be lazy.

Interesting. Well, that is kind of, you know, an interesting one when you're in the military for some reason, or in this case, obviously, with Lydia's cousin. No excuse. Yeah, there is no excuse in that case. Get in your car or an airplane. What's up, Taylor? Hey, how are you doing? We're doing good, Taylor. Have you ever put your balls up to your phone? Kevin has. No lie. By the way, I'll never touch Kevin's phone ever again.

I can't look at you the same. What? I really can't look at you. No, that's all I picture in my head is you smacking your balls on your phone.

Isn't it a great sight to see? What's going on, Taylor?

I was just calling to comment on what you guys were just talking about, about the engagement. I'm actually married to a woman in Africa, in Cameroon, and we got engaged before I went over there as well. And I flew over there, though, afterwards. I went over there twice last year over into Africa.

So can I ask you a question? Why would you not just wait until you went over that first time to propose in person? Why did it have to be over FaceTime?

i guess it didn't have to be but the more i learn about it it has to do with the immigration and stuff like that you know um marriage uh visas take almost twice as long as a fiance visa apparently which is it doesn't make any sense yeah that doesn't but yeah um but that's the reasoning for from what I heard.

heard from a lot of other people me i was just ready to lock it down and let her know i was serious how did you how'd you meet her i actually met her through her aunt i was doing uber and her aunt didn't know how to drive so i taught her to drive and uh she introduced me um because she thought i was a nice man and i started talking to her niece for about two years prior to going over

there. Wow. Now, wait, I don't know if I missed you saying this. Does she live here now? No,

I'm still in the process of getting my wife here. Okay. When you guys talk, do you kiss

your screen like Shannon was saying that she does sometimes? No, but if you've ever seen those little fake lips on Teen Boo, I told my wife I was going to send her those. Yeah. They'll kiss you back. Like when you kiss the lips, they'll kiss you back. Yeah. But No, we don't kiss the screen. That's dirty.

That's great, man. Great story. David got engaged over the phone. Is that right, David?

Yeah, yeah, that's true. You know, first time called a long-time listener, by the way. Yay, David on the phone!

What's going on, buddy?

Yeah. You know, a few years ago, I actually called her dad to get permission, and her dad gave me, like, the approval. And so, you know, shortly after, you know, she was out with her mom. Her mom came home, came, brung her home real quick. And shortly after, you know, we got engaged to the phone. We had a whole party, you know, here locally. And then also she had a whole party over there for her and her friends. Where's over there? Over there being the UAE.

The UE, the European Union?

No, the UAE.

The UAE? UAE, yeah. What's UAE?

United Arab Emirates. Oh, okay. How did you meet this person?

So, you know, we've met each other way back when, so back in, like, 2014. And so we were long distance for some time. Every once in a while, she'd come back to the state. She had family over here. And so, yeah, it was, you know, it was a long time coming, I guess. You know, we were long distance for some time, and her dad kind of knew, you know, like, hey, like, either you, like, do something now about it or, like, you know, just. leave it you know so yeah now now she's here now she's here and we have a kid and

what happens if they get here and you're like eh I'm not into this you know what I mean

oh you know that's you know that's always a possibility but you know thankfully you know we've we had our one-on-ones before and okay um you know we were long distance for some time and you know there's a lot of video calls and yeah you know that led up to that point and in regarding I'm kissing on the phone. Dude, a little bit more than kissing, Bob.

Oh, really? Are you telling me that you've touched your privates while talking on FaceTime?

No, come on. Come on, Mojo. Come on. No way.

No, you're a liar. You have. All right. Thank you for the call, buddy. Hold on. Mike wants to say something to Kevin. What did you want to say to Kevin?

Hey, Kevin. So you kissed the phone after you put your balls on it? Oh, no. Good call. Good call. I'm just having a night on radio. I never thought about it like that.

Yeah.

I thought you'd do better than that, Kevin. That's crazy.

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Hold on a second. You got me with that one. Hold on. Justin, what did you want to say to Kev?

I was just wondering if he ever Wipes his screen off and cleans it In between putting his doors on it That's the way to do it

He likes it He says it tastes good Oh my god Thanks Justin Alright Shannon what do you got in the dirty next

Well this Minecraft movie Chaos across the United States Now has the police involved We'll talk about that coming up in the dirty

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So we've been talking a ton after I told my story yesterday about what is happening across the country in screenings of a Minecraft movie starring Jack Black, where teenagers, mostly teenagers, are just causing chaos during really certain scenes of the movie. It's pimply teenage boys. It really is. Just acting like idiots.

Their hormones are in uproars.

But it has gotten to the point where a lot of the movie theater chains are now saying either we're going to boot you, we're going to bring in police, and you're going to get removed and not get a refund, or you have to come with a parent.

This is like the 2025 version of Rocky Horror Picture Show.

It's the latest rallying cry for millions of moviegoers. Chicken jockey. Those two little words sending teenage fans of a Minecraft movie into a frenzy. Resulting in screaming, popcorn throwing, and soda flying through the air. In at least one case, the police have gotten involved, escorting some of the offenders out of theaters. So what is a chicken jockey? The official definition? A child zombie who rides a chicken, of course. This morning, that craze around chicken jockeys causing one movie theater in New Jersey to take matters into its own hands, instituting a new policy. Minors will now have to have a parent or responsible adult with them if they want to watch the film. The Township Theater in Bergen County writing in a statement that a group of boys engaged in completely unacceptable behavior including vandalism they also received multiple complaints from other moviegoers who were trying to enjoy the film with their families the manager

called us and said that the theater was in bad shape he said well it's a terrible mess there is lotion squirted all over the place hold on i said lotion i didn't hear about the lotion

part chicken jack it's more than just throwing uh popcorn and there's a row of seats that have

been pulled out of the floor. You guys, I know. It's not. Based on the 2011 video game the film has already grossed over 163 million dollars in its opening weekend. Let's do this. Making it the

biggest box office opening of the year. People go to movie theaters for the communal experience and this is part of that. I mean I know that that what we're seeing in videos can be or appear to be distracting uh for for cinema goers but when you look at who's in the audience it's filled with young kids who at this point are going to see this film for this moment they're going to have fun

i'm sorry it was just one moment and there's another moment where jack black announces i am steve if it was like those two moments okay whatever it's not it's from start to dang

finish of the movie that these kids are acting like a-holes and uh doing this with the lotion i'm sorry but as a parent of boys if my son if i got a phone call from the uh you know novi police that my sons were at the imagine theater doing this thing and they got arrested doing it i'd say leave them in prison or jail what's up with the lotion that's crazy i don't understand the lotion

either but okay after blake lively accused her it ends with us co-star adam monchine of creating an unprofessional environment with Justin Baldoni during the film's final birthing scenes at the end of the movie. Adam, who is an actor, is now denying her allegations and telling a very different story. He said, my experience working with Blake is very different than the one she's describing in her lawsuit. Now, one of the accusations that Blake made in that suit was that she was required to shoot that end birthing scene, quote unquote, nearly nude, and that Justin Baldoni failed to close the set so there were all sorts of crew and cast members on there that just made her feel very invaded and very humiliated well this actor is saying her cause she was not nearly nude her costume included a full hospital gown black shorts and a torso covering prosthetic to make her appear pregnant in addition to whatever other personal garment she chose to wear that day so that story is just not true and by the way you know who I just heard is entering the chat with all of this drama harvey weinstein he is backing justin baldoni in his battle against blake and blasting the new york times in the process for allegedly doing the same thing to baldoni that they did to him from behind bars harvey issued a statement this morning to tmz about the times role in the legal fight between justin and blake over it ends with us he writes watching justin baldoni take legal action against

the New York Times, accusing them of manipulating communications and ignoring evidence that countered Ms. Lively's claims hit me hard. It brought back everything I experienced when the Times reported on me. They did the same thing. Cherry picked what fit their story and ignored critical context and facts that could have changed the narrative. And he basically said, I should have stood up and fought back then. I now have the courage to speak out against them and what they're doing and twisting the truth. So he is Team Justin.

That's the first we've heard from him. I mean, I know he's been in the hospitals a couple of times and kind of done his thing. We learned, by the way, this morning when we talked about being in prison and all the different stuff, but we learned in prison that they get access to pretty much anything.

Computer, iPads, phones, TikTok, whatever you want. And lastly, Uber released its annual lost and found index, a list of popular items, some of the more unique items that have been left behind in some of its vehicles. Some of these items, a mannequin head with human hair, a live turtle, and a five-gallon bucket of beans. Live turtle. The most commonly left behind items, no surprise here, phones, keys, wallets. New York City was named the most forgetful city when it comes to Uber. Yeah. But some of the most unique items left behind, a chainsaw, a Ghostbusters goat trap, a gallon of fresh breast milk, A urinal, 15 hookahs, a bouquet of 100 red roses, lots of Ozempic, 10 live lobsters, a Viking drinking horn, a taxidermied rabbit, and a passenger's divorce papers.

Why would you, if you're an Uber driver, I would pass by and not pick up a guy carrying a chainsaw? Like if I picked up a guy on Finkel, and he's got a chain.

I had a urinal, a huge urinal.

I mean, I'd take the urinal guy before I took the chainsaw.

Shout out to everybody on Tinkle Schaefer.

By the way, do we ever find out if Dank DeMille or DeMoss has won her?

Didn't we talk about the fact that she lost it?

Well, no. I think that they came back out and said that that was maybe not true. But I don't know for a fact. Real quick, though. Hold on a second here.

Chicken Chucky. Hold on. Hey, this is Mucho Macho Nacho Jack Black. And more of Mojo in the Morning is coming up next. Yeah. The movie, by the way. All right.

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All right, we've made fun of all of us today. Every one of us has been made fun of on the show, but Shannon. Shannon has not been made fun of. Oh, come on. How are you keen? I've been subjected

to being in the studio with you two. This one's farting. You're just you. That's bad. For eight days now. Just me. Wait till tomorrow. Megan's back.

from vacation on monday but here's here's the thing shannon we got to make we got to have something to make fun of shannon for and we finally found the thing well everybody makes

fun of me for this and i do not see it do i run funny when i run do i run funny i've never seen you run you do you run like you run my husband my stepdaughter lucy everybody says that i run

i look really funny when i run do you remember remember when we did the uh the it was like the celebrity softball game or whatever it was and wasn't it kickball or kickball whatever it was and you um you had to run to first base and when you ran you it took you forever to get there even though you're not that slow because you kick your legs up behind you what do you mean your legs touch your ass when you're uh when you're running like your legs go too high you don't stride out you stride up run we are where can we have a run can we ever run in the hallways we can see here do we have what do you got out what do you got shoes wise i have sneakers on you can run in jeans actually if you had to run like if somebody was uh you're running after you they would catch you unless the fear of having somebody run after you would make you run faster who knows

I don't

Zach will you come in here and Bianca you can tape this

wait I can't run in here

let's have a run down here and then run back maybe Bianca you should be at the end of the hallway or something should we have you at the end of the hallway so you can do it but hold on a second you gotta be on the phone though you got a phone

can I race you that way we have like speed so you like actually run it you wanna run her should I race you I'm going to call her right now.

Oh. You know what I mean?

So it's like, we're running with purpose. Yeah. We're not just like.

Yeah. Or else I feel like I'm going to be too conscious about how I do it.

If you've never seen Shannon run, Shannon runs exactly like this. Like, it's like she doesn't go anywhere. She kind of like stands right there. All right. Are you on the phone line here?

Now she's going to run and hold the phone at the same time. Yeah, wait a second. See? Then I'm going to be funny.

Here, you want to use my AirPods?

No. No. You have a massive amount of earwax.

All right.

Yeah.

Then you got to figure out how to run. Run on speakerphone. Zach, put it on speakerphone and run next to her.

What?

Run next to her like you're running. So, Bianca, get down at the end of the hall. So, you get down at the end of the hall there. Are you there, Shannon? Okay. So, we got to see this. from it so we're we're sitting in the studio i'm gonna go this way first and then i'm gonna come back but but wait well so hold on one second because we want to make sure that she gets the whole thing but real quick i gotta get uh i gotta get running i gotta go further

i'm gonna run down there and then run back bianca has stopped here here you ready shannon

this is perfect i got i got perfect i got perfect i'm gonna go i'm gonna go to the stairs okay you ready we should have wrote her a number but over the back of her All right, here she goes. On your mark, get set, go. Does she run like a normal human being? No, she doesn't.

Yes, she does.

She does this. She runs like a normal human being. No, she doesn't.

Yes, she does.

She's not running like a normal human being.

Shannon, you run like a normal human being.

You see? You run like this. You do this. You're like your arms go back. I'm excited. That's how you're supposed to run. No.

You've got to pump your arms. My husband's a track coach.

You've got to pump your arm. Nobody's listening to you about running.

Actually, he would ding me because you're not supposed to clench your fists. You're supposed to hold your fingers gently together like you were holding a potato chip without crushing it.

Has he told you that? Like, has he critiqued that?

He says I run funny.

So he's a, and he's a, the guy's a safe champion track coach, for God's sakes. How do you run? He knows.

I'll show you how to run. Let's see you run.

Let me see you run. Let me see you.

I'm going to be out of breath when I get in. I ran fast.

Are you ready? All right, hold on a second. He's going to run. Lock the door. Here we go. Hold on.

Look it up. Are you ready? Oh, he's moving the fight of the way.

All right, here we go. On your mark, get set. Go!

Go!

Go! Go! Go! All right, here he goes. Ready? Here comes Kevin. All right, Kevin's going to run. Kevin's going to make everybody... Oh, he's racing. He's racing Crystal.

Oh, my God. He's racing Crystal.

You look like Urkel, right?

More like Stefan. If I'm Urkel, you Carl Winslow.

You know what the worst is? The worst is that this radio show may bring lots of ratings to the air, but we would be the slowest show. Like we would get our asses kicked by Dave and Chuck the Freak.

I'm fast, bro.

And I'm going to tell you, I think Chuck is not very fast, so I'm going to tell you. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning.

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Christos is the man.

There he is, Christos!

In visiting us. Would you like to race? We could have a race with our landlord. Danielle, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi. I was just cracking up. I had to text in because you had a lot to say, but you were the only one not out running in the mall. What do you think?

I'm crazy? We don't even have a working defibrillator here at the station. No way. I would race these guys, but I think if we do a race. No, no. Honestly. No. End of the week. Friday morning, we all bring in our stuff, but I want to stretch out a little bit beforehand. And I want to do a race, and I want to bring in my hokas. I don't have my hokas on today. I'm wearing my Echoes. And then we do it out on the street in front of the building.

Bro, what are you doing this for?

Huh? Why are you doing this? I'm doing this because Danielle is a fan of the show, and she would like to see all of us race. Right, Danielle?

Yeah, I just want to critique your form. That's what I want.

Danielle, I'm going to tell you, I'm not very good with my form, but I'm fast. I've got a long stride. And I saw the way Kevin runs, and Kevin, you know what?

Mojo.

I would like the Pistons to teach him how to run. Can Cade Cunningham teach this guy how to run?

Mojo.

Yes.

You serious right now?

Friday morning on our show, you want to do it?

Okay.

You don't want to do it, I guess, huh?

I mean, I'm trying to spare you. Okay. Only thing you run is your mouth.

I was real good at that.

Actually, I'll be honest with you. The only thing I...

run from is kevin and i still i still cannot did you hear that this morning danielle this guy's

you missed i'm a teacher so i'm usually i can't listen at this time so i'm excited uh i was able

to to just get laughing i had a crazy day so oh man yeah danielle go go back and listen to the podcast this morning right after we did the 730 dirty and kevin almost uh crapped his pants or did crap his pants my blast radius can rival hiroshima it wasn't it was unbelievable um all right uh well we love you for listening thank you so much danielle yeah all right take take care it's the second date update a mojo in the morning darren is getting ghosted has not heard from kendall who he went on a date with and uh hey darren how you doing hey i'm doing well how are you good and i guess a couple sentences kind of tell us about the date yes so uh kennel and i we

met on tinder and we met downtown uh went to a pub and i i thought we had a great time she's into sports which you know is is cool it's rare so i love that yeah and uh we lost the tigers game and we had a couple of drinks and i think we had fun so i went to drive her home and we actually hooked up in my car which was big okay uh yeah that was that was pretty hot so uh

and so you guys you guys hooked up hooked up in your car then you kissed her goodbye said that you guys would have another date or see each other again is that am i right in saying that

or how did you guys communicate afterwards yeah that was my assumption you know i dropped her off but she just kind of like was like okay that was fun goodbye and nothing and that was that was it

you know all right we're gonna find out what's going on kendall is on the phone with us we were able to convince her to come on and kendall will you say hello to darren hi darren we actually

we we never hooked up you never wait what

what do you what do you mean you never so you guys never hooked up in in uh the car

no we we never hooked up that was never a thing what did you guys do then so we did go on a date We went on a date to some sports bar and we watched the Tigers game, whatever. And we went to his car. He turned it on, but, like, we weren't going anywhere. And I was trying to convince him to, like, let's go back to his place. And then he, like, tried convincing me to hook up in the car. While you were still downtown. Yeah, yeah. We never left the area. Okay.

But what did you guys do in the car? Because he assumes that you guys, Darren, you said you hooked up.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

What did you guys do, Kendall? I don't know what you're talking about.

That is pathetic that you have to say that on the radio. You have to come here and lie on the radio.

What do you consider hooking up? What did you guys do in the car? Did you guys kiss?

No, not at all, because I was so creeped out by the fact that he wouldn't go back to his place.

Wait, so her story is you didn't even kiss. Your story is you hooked up, which to me means you had sex.

but nothing happened i would consider i would consider thinking of sex but no that never

happened this is weird i uh i want you to explain darren tell us your version of the story wow and let kendall still stay on the line here to to give her uh her disputes what's up

i mean look she can say whatever she thinks happened because maybe she's trying to save space on the radio and that's why she wants to call in maybe she's embarrassed but now she's ghosted me after we had such a good time um but like what to tell you like we hooked up in that car and as a dream you know mine so like can i can i just say this i don't understand why

one would lie in this and what i mean by that is i don't know who which one of you guys is telling the truth and which one is not but i don't know why darren would lie knowing that she's going to be able to say no it didn't happen it's going to embarrass him and i don't know why she would lie knowing that he was there, but Kendall, to answer his question, would you like to tell us, is there something that you're trying to say?

from if you were to be the one that is lying no absolutely not i mean i didn't text him back because i thought that he was great i mean like i'm 28 i'm almost in my 30s i don't want to be hooking up in cars because that's what he wanted to do he did want to hook up in the car so he's

that never happened his because obviously if he's lying that's creepy his creepy part was he wanted to hook up in the car and you didn't like that and that's why you're not calling him back anymore

And he wouldn't take her back. He wouldn't take her home. He wouldn't even take me home. I had to Uber home.

Wait, where did you go, Darren, at the end of the date? Did you drive her to her home? Because you said that.

Yeah, no, I did.

No, what is going on right now? So you're saying that you drove her back to her place and she never Ubered? Yep.

This is two totally different stories, totally different recollections of the night.

Guys, you have a liar on the air.

One of you. That's the thing. I don't understand which one it would be. I don't know either one of you guys, and we can only go by what you guys are saying. George, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, Mojo. I think she's lying. She's embarrassed. Her friends are probably listening in like most of the Michigan, and she's trying to stay face with him, and then just be straight up lying. You can tell she's lying.

I mean, I don't know if that's the case. I don't know if I can doubt somebody's story that I don't know. But I also can say the same thing for him. I can't say that he's...

She would have an Uber receipt on her phone if she took Uber. That's true.

Do you have that, Kendall?

Of course I do.

Can you send us that to verify that?

Here we go. Do you guys really need the proof? Like, how do I get... Like, I don't want you guys to have my information.

Just call me shoddy. Yeah, you don't have to. You can crop out anything that would be personal.

You could send it to Lydia, just Lydia.

Yeah, just to show us. Hold on, Mark. She's lying. She's lying.

Mark, what's up? Hey, how is someone creeped out because he didn't want to go back to his plate? Okay, wait, wait, wait.

So that part of the story, I have to say, as a female, that would scare me a little bit. If I was in somebody's car and they wouldn't turn the car on and move and take me home. That would scare me.

Okay, but would you be creeped out to the point that you're going to say, okay, take me? You'd be like, no, this is weird. Let's go somewhere. Like, she just sounds like a, listen, she lying.

What do you think, Dawn? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Hi, I'm wondering if he's confusing her with maybe another girl he dated.

What would be the confusion part of this? This is the girl that he gave us. He gave us her phone number, though.

Yeah, but what if he went out with someone else and confused this girl with that girl?

But Dawn, he told us where they went. she verified that they watched a game together and they went to a bar. They were downtown. He said his version of the story.

Unless he's like Kevin and takes girls to the same places. You didn't even have to do all of that. Exactly.

The season just started. His version of the story is that he drove her back to her place. She's saying that's not true. Sarah, what's up?

Hey, so if he had to drop her off at her actual home, then he would have to use Google Maps or whatever. So he would technically have that address.

How did you navigate to her house? That's a good point.

This is crazy that we even have to ask these questions.

I mean, because one of these guys is not telling the truth. And if Kendall's got proof or Darren's got proof, show the proof is pretty much what the listeners are saying here. How did you know how to get to her place?

Yeah, I have a Cybertruck. So I don't really know how to take it off of the thing. I just put it into the car because the car itself. I don't know if you know, has a navigation. Yeah.

Okay. Does he have a Cybertruck? Were you driving in a Cybertruck? He drove in a Cybertruck?

He does have a Cybertruck. He does have a Cybertruck.

Yeah, it's pretty sick. Hold on. Tyrone. What's up, Tyrone? What?

Oh, what's going on? He got a Cybertruck. He definitely got it popping in a Cybertruck, man. He's lying, man. Fellas, y'all got to be careful out here, man. Be careful, fellas. See, I'm a married man. You know what I'm saying? Actually, my wife was on the radio the other day. She won them Nelly tickets, Tandy. But, hey, fellas, y'all got to watch out. Yeah, y'all got to watch out, man. These ladies out here, man, they dangerous. Kendall, you playing a dangerous game, baby.

Isn't it funny? By the way, all the guys are sticking up for Darren, all the girls. This is definitely split down by your gender. What's up, Erica?

Hey, I think that she's telling the truth. And to prove that she might be telling the truth, she should show a receipt of her Uber. Show the Uber that she took.

We asked for it. Will you show us or show our producer, and she'll be able to verify. Will you do that, Kendall?

Yeah, I can send my receipt.

All right, so here, hold on a second. Lydia, talk to her.

her off the air and see if she can send the receipt i think i think if she sends the receipt that's the verification and if she can't provide that verification then i think that we have to just assume that she's not telling the truth darren also i agree darren also you got a cyber truck darren you got cameras on there i wonder if you can go back on cameras and go look because that would be interesting this was i know over a week or so ago uh checking this out but um comments from uh listeners on this one here lauren what's up it's mojo in the morning

okay so yeah i'm usually a girl's girl meaning i'm you know i'm gonna take the girl's side you know first but i don't know i'm kind of split because first of all send the receipt like i feel like as soon as um lydia asked her for the receipt she got a little weird about it It's like, girl, just screenshot and send the receipt if you're not lying. Yes. But on the other hand, men are weird. Men are weird.

We are not. We are not.

Yeah, I'm with you. I cannot decide who I feel like is telling the truth here.

Lydia, what happened with her? She's disconnected from the phone line. What's going on?

She said she can't find it. She'll let me know when she can find it. So she lied to us, saying she had it, was going to send it. Now she can't find it? She's looking. It's right in your app. It's up, bro. We got her now.

Darren, we're going to try to see what we can get as far as verification. but Kendall's not on with us right now. She hung up the phone. Did she hang up the phone because she said she's going to look for it? Or she hung up the phone because she didn't want to talk anymore? Lydia?

Because she said she has to look for it.

Okay.

You ain't got to hang up to look for it.

All right, we got to figure out what's the true story behind the date. It's Mojo in the Morning, second date update.

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