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This is Mojo in the Morning. This is Mojo in the Morning.

And the Rockets red glare. This is like an orgasm in a cup.

Showtime.

It's a mojo in the morning show. So what's this Botox?

So I was getting a little Botox the other day. I just got my crew's feet done. And I want to give a shout out to the place that I go to because they are amazing, the girls at Muse Med Spa in Detroit. And so they were telling me how funny it is that so many women pop in there secretly because their boyfriends or husbands or whomever don't approve of them getting Botox. And one of the girls was telling me, she said that even her own husband, and she works at a med spa, said no way to Botox when she first told him that she wanted it. And so they made a deal. The deal was that she could get it done, and if he noticed and hated it, she would not do it anymore. Well, he never noticed. It wasn't until like three months later, and they were at like a work event, and he was like, wait, did you ever get that Botox that you said you were going to get? And she's like, yep, three months ago. Boom, you never noticed it. And so now she gets it all the time.

Well, if you go to somebody good, like Muse, you don't notice it.

Yeah, I mean, it'll be good. But I want to know how many women have had a little something-something done and are trying to hide it from our guys. Like, they have no idea.

Oh, yeah.

They've had something done. Whether it be Botox or, you know, your lip.

Tell your girlfriends, Mojo in the morning, what you have had done that you're keeping from your spouse. And maybe not just women. Maybe there's some guys that have had some stuff done.

I can't leave the guys out.

There are more guys. I talked to my friend Siobhan who does this too, and she said that she has more and more male clients these days.

than ever before yes there are more guys worried about uh you know how they look so it's it's not

in the boat i get both my wife and i do get botox together but what i haven't told her and i don't know if this is on the same level it might not be but i get my eyebrows done i haven't told her at all i just go and get them done i get them uh waxed no the the threads oh you get thread

oh you do threading is painful by the way but that but that's good that you do that you're

grooming yourself mike uh yeah but i just i don't ever tell her that she never mentions the eyebrows or whatever but if i didn't it would be it would be like giant caterpillars like i like you think she would fill away uh i don't know i don't think she'd care honestly i just don't tell her i don't

think so i think that's like getting a haircut or something you know what i mean like i think that that's actually a good thing like if you all of a sudden were going and getting you know uh i don't know cool sculpting on your belly or something like that then i would probably say okay well you know maybe you should probably tell your spouse or or injecting anything inside of you telling your spouse i think getting rid of your uh your unwanted hair is probably a good thing for i think it was

it doesn't but it the first time i did it it felt like it was taking away a masculinity thing you know what i mean yeah and i don't think it does now that i've done it a few times but that's how

i felt 734 says they inject their lips and their husband doesn't know about it that's pretty uh pretty wild and another person here says uh this one won't talk on the radio this is from 586 won't talk on the radio i had liposuction 10 years ago my husband still to this day doesn't realize that he was paying for it all along wow see that's a scary one to me because god forbid something happened right well i think in in that case you don't have to bring somebody with you

you have to have an emergency contact for something that that i mean that's like you know an invasive

god yeah god forbid that you you get hurt or something bad happened while you're doing it That would be bad. Mojo in the morning. Let's go to Michaela. What's happening, Michaela?

Hi. So I am one of those people who tried hiding, getting my lips done from my fiance.

Really? Now, how big are we doing our lips? First off, what are you injecting into?

It was just, like, lip filler. I barely got anything to even, almost to where you can't even notice it. It was not even a full syringe.

Okay.

So I went to get him done on my birthday, and I told him I was just getting, like, a facial laser done so he didn't know anything was going to happen. And my lips ended up bruising to where it looked like I ate, like, a cupcake with black frosting. It was all over. So how did you explain that? Well, I told him it was a lip laser, and I was never allowed to go back again.

Wow.

So he still, to this day, thinks it's like a laser that I got done on my lips, but I got filler.

Yeah. I'm shocked at how many, there's a lot of text messages here from different people that have, a lot of things with the face. A lot of people doing things with the face, just like you're doing with the lips. Person said that their eyebrows is one of those things that they do all the time. That's a big one. Eyelashes is another one. Do that. My husband has no idea that I do that. I don't know why you don't just tell these guys You have every right to do whatever you're doing yourself

I think some guys say no And like poo-poo on the idea Because they're so scared that you're going to look Like crazy and frozen You know what I mean? They don't understand that if it's done right It does look very, very good So that's why so many women have to keep it a secret Because their guys are frowning upon it

Somebody asked me one time Because I mentioned that I had gone and gotten Botox And somebody asked me And they came up and they were like can you do me a favor can you tell me where you gone to get Botox it was this woman that walked up to me and I'm like yeah I get Botox we talk about it all the time

no hiding the deal straddling the line between perfection and just getting by this is Mojo in the Morning

this is a problem that parents of younger kids have and the hardest thing in the world to do is to use the bathroom when you have little kids and Megan you are sitting back going god thank god i don't have kids yeah and i just want to say shout out

to lindsey who i met this weekend and she told me this story so i just i love a good person who has no filter and was like let me tell you about the worst things about my life and um lindsey was telling me about her son and how she can't go to the bathroom in public anymore because every time and sorry this is a little tmi but every time she'll like pull down her pants and sit down her kid knows that that's the most vulnerable moment which by the way this kid is very smart um but he knows that that's his chance to escape and every time

she goes to use a public bathroom with stalls, he bolts from under the doors as soon as she

starts to go to the bathroom. Oh my gosh, no. Genius. Genius. This kid was like, oh, you're vulnerable?

I'm out. Okay. Because he knows Bob can't chase him for a good 30 seconds. So if he can get out the door, that kid will get out of the door. How old is this kid? How old is he? Oh, I want to say

a little. Like Milo's age? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mike's son's age? Can I ask a question? And I want get to this because i wonder if there are any other parents that have ever had this happen to them where their kids all of a sudden you know run away are there any kids that remember having to sit in the stall while their mommy was making a duty like can i tell you something being on the

other side of that and mike you can speak to this it's like the stare that i get from smith lately like he's starting to be like why do you have that there why do you have what like i had to explain a tampon recently and i'm like this was like can you turn around that's what i have to

say now in the stall turn around i would almost rather that they focus on on you though though than trying to peek under the other side and look at the person next to you mommy what is a vagina

all right so 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 so lindsey would go to the bathroom and her her little one that little devil crawls on the ground oh god the grossness of crawling on a public bathroom ground and then just takes off where does he end up going does he end up just running away

thankfully he's little enough where she was like depending on the bathroom door like she won't go to a bathroom anymore in public unless it's like a family stall where she can lock the door and get up if she needs to um but he'll like bolt bolt so she doesn't even go to the bathroom in public anymore like if she's running air and she's and she's at like a target and she has to go to the bathroom she's packing everybody up and she's going home and this is why we don't shame parents who put their kids on leashes because as a child who was put on a leash sometimes it's mandatory to keep that child alive. I would not be here if my dad did not put me on a leash. I would be dead.

You know what? I will tell you this. Target has great family bathrooms, though.

Do they go?

Typically, they're actually, you know, there's a lot of room in them. And listen, I'm not bringing any young kids in with me because my kids aren't young anymore. But I'm looking around going, hey, you could pretty much put a kid here if you want to. What's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Who is this, Samantha?

Good morning, yes.

Hi.

Hi. When my daughter was like a year and a half, that was when her terrible tooth started. And I don't know what I ate, but it was like an emergency situation. And I tucked her little raincoat onto the purse hook in the stall, so she wouldn't go anywhere.

That's smart.

Honestly, kind of genius.

That's great times. I mean, I could not get up anytime soon to get her. So we kind of played patty cake while she hung up her. No, right to jail, right to jail. No, no, no.

Oh, that's classic. Sam, that's awesome. Thank you. Thank you for the call.

No problem. Creativity point.

Text her here. Text her here. Mojo, you asked, has anybody ever remembered actually having to be in the bathroom with their parents? I remember my mom always taking me into the bathroom with her, and I would have to sit there while she was making stinkies.

No, not the grumpies.

The grumpies, yeah. How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

It was the year that Snooki from Jersey Shore was arrested for drunkenly walking on the beach.

Inside, Megan breaks her silence about being thrown in the spotlight when she started dating her royal beau. Nope, that is not right. Right out the gate, it was surprising the way things changed. But I still have this support system all around me and, of course, my boyfriend's support.

We can just pretend.

We can just pretend that was right. Let me just give you the clues, okay? So, Snooki from Jersey Shore was arrested. LeBron James announced he was going to be leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers to be on the Miami Heat in this year. And what's my name? Feature Jake, Drake, Rihanna. There we go. Featuring Drake. It's one of those mornings was a song that we were all listening to. Let me know what year that was. We're going to hook you up with a pair of tickets to see All Elite Wrestling at Little Caesars Arena on May 10th. 844-MOJO-LIVE is the number. 844-665-6548. Good luck.

Call us and tell us what year that stuff happened. 844-MOJO-LIVE.

More Mojo Live. 844-665-6548. It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. Let's go! Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

I'm making this tough for you today because I'm not playing clips. You're just getting clues, okay? It was the year that Snooki from Jersey Shore was arrested for drunkenly walking on the beach. LeBron James announcing that he was going to be leaving the Cleveland Cavs to be on the Miami Heat in this year. and we were all listening to what's my name rihanna featuring drake you tell me the year i will hook you up with tickets and let's talk to anisha good morning anisha good morning do you

know what year it was i do know what year it was 2010 that is absolutely correct good job

it was tough today too because we got all mixed up with our clips so i'm really proud of you We're going to hook you up with a pair of tickets to see AEW. That's the All Elite Wrestling at LCA on May 10th. So I hope you have fun.

Thank you so much. My son will definitely enjoy that.

Oh, that's perfect. And for everybody else listening, by the way, tickets on sale right now at Ticketmaster.com. Hang on, Anisha, and we'll get you all hooked up, okay?

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

I hate starting the dirty with tragic news, but obviously a big story this morning. Five victims were killed. Eight others were injured in a mass shooting at an old national bank location in Louisville, Kentucky. Yesterday morning, the suspect was killed by police on the scene. The five victims, by the way, were senior executives at the bank. They were shot dead by their former co-worker when he stormed into a conference room at 8.30 in the morning, about 30 minutes before this branch was set to open to the public. Images shared on social media show that he had posted on his Instagram story all sorts of stuff, including a series of memes. One of them was of Kylo Ren from Star Wars saying, I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Another meme said they won't listen to words or protests. Let's see if they hear this. He also had left a note to his parents informing them of his intentions yesterday morning. Police confirmed that he did live stream the shooting on Instagram. And of course, that has since been taken down. In lighter news this morning, Kim Kardashian has signed on to star in the upcoming 12th season of FX's American Horror Story in a role that was specifically written for her. I didn't realize there were 12 seasons of that already.

Do you think the Kardashians are starting to lose their fame?

Based on the fact that she signed up to do something like this?

Yeah, I think it's a lot of things that have been kind of snowballing into each other, but the subscription service to her skincare line to me was like, oh, are you trying to hook people up to be on the line to give you money for years and years? Yeah, so you know how much money is coming in with this.

I don't know, that's a good question.

I kind of love American Horror Story. I feel like it's kind of legendary, not going to lie. Lady Gaga was in American Horror Story. I've never seen that because I heard it's her. Yeah, I've never seen that. I still like it. I'm a baby.

I'm a baby. Okay, so Kim Kardashian going to be joining returning star Emma Roberts, the creator of American Horror Story. Ryan Murphy saying we are thrilled to welcome Kim to the AHS family. Emma and I are excited about collabing with this true force in culture. Hilary Swank gave birth to twins with her husband of nearly five years, Philip Schneider. She's 48 years old, by the way. Go mama. She wrote on social media, it wasn't easy, but boy and girl, was it worth it. Posting from pure heaven. Taylor Swift is playing three sold-out shows at Tampa's Raymond James Stadium this coming weekend. And the mayor of Tampa, Jane Castor, of course, wanted to treat Taylor for coming to their city. So she's giving her a key to the city and doing a couple of other fun surprises as well.

Here in Tampa, we've got a reputation to uphold. We want to go bigger. So I want to present you with a key to the city and invite you to be our honorary mayor for a day. Mayor Swift has a nice ring to it.

I don't know what I thought Tampa's mayor would sound like. Not that.

I think it's something different. so much taylor swift dirty by the way as you can imagine lots of theories about her breakup with joe owen so we'll get to that next hour and throughout the morning and lastly have you guys ever used one of those public charging stations like at the doctor's office or you know the airport where they have all of the different plugs and you pick which one fits your phone don't do it no i'm going to don't do it i'm gonna do it i just used one yesterday in fact but the fbi is warning against using those free

public charging stations because crooks are managing to hijack public chargers and they're going to infect your devices with malware or software that can give I love that Taylor Swift is still playing by the way that can give hackers access to your phone or your iPod your computer whatever it is that you're hooking up so they're saying avoid using those free charging stations and airports hotels shopping centers restaurants basically use a plug if you got to use anything No way. I mean, the reason you're using the free charger is because you don't have your plug with you. So, yeah. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on mojointhemorning.com.

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source, is Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

It is Mojo in the Morning. So, we went out this weekend, and boy, so many things happened. And it was actually a lot of fun kind of getting to know some of these guys that I had not really known before. Chelsea knows a lot of the wives. And we were talking and we got into a conversation, which I thought was very, very interesting. And the conversation was sex suspensions. I told the story about how a while back, Chelsea held me on a sex suspension for talking about something that was, quote unquote, too personal on the air. And what I meant by sex suspension was the sex suspension was that she cut me off for a while because she was so pissed off at me. So it was her way of being able to make me pay for the fact that I went on the air with something that I shouldn't have talked about. I mean, I was in the doghouse for a long time. Well, this weekend, Ryan, who was one of the guys that was there, told me how he was put on suspension for over a month because he was over an hour late for his daughter's musical that she had at school. So he was supposed to be coming from work, and he was supposed to get done early, and he's kind of like me probably in the fact that he never knows when to leave work because I'm one of those people that never knows when to get out of here. like I have to set alarms for myself when I have appointments afterwards that's like this is the absolute latest that you can stay at work otherwise you're going to be late or you're going to piss somebody off and there's no person that you should ever piss off like your spouse especially when it deals with your kids so for over a month his wife gave him a sex suspension she did not have sex with him so I wanted to ask this question what did you do to deem getting cut off by your significant other and i think it's only and i could be wrong on this i think it's only guys that get cut off maybe i'm wrong maybe guys cut women off too or maybe in gay relationships maybe women get cut off by other women you know that could be i have always

maintained i don't understand the sex suspension or sex strike whatever you want to call it because then you're just you're you're screwing it for yourself too well obviously people can take care

of themselves you know what i mean like so that's the case but you gotta like listen i will say this to you did did my sex suspension teach me a lesson probably not and i'm trying to get better at that with chelsea with uh her being able to trust me that i'm not going to bring stuff up on the air um and with ryan i asked him i said can i can i ask you an honest question have you ever been late for another one of your child's events he said never so it worked never so it kind of worked it's it this is good you know what this is like this is like taking your uh kids phone away from them you know what i mean like that's the only punishment that ever works mike for you with young children when you're kidding shannon you too with uh lucy and uh smith when your kids get phones that's the only punishment that will work sending them to their room ain't hard anymore

But they love going to their room now.

Their room has more crazy, fun stuff in it than they ever have had when we were kids.

It's TV right now. That's where you hit them where it hurts.

Well, that's the thing. And wait until they get a phone and you take their phone away from them.

Oh! Oh!

Like, I swear to God, I think that Luke, a couple of times when we've taken his phone away from him, I thought that he was going to choke. I was like, are you okay? He's like, oh!

Dead!

Like, one of those type of things. It's like, what is going on around here? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Alex, are you there?

Good morning. How are you?

Good. Have you ever been on sex suspension?

I've tried to suspend my wife so many times, but the problem is she's hot, and I give in. That's what I said.

That's what I said. No guy is suspending his girl. There's no way on this.

I'm like, tonight's the night. I'm going to shoot her down, and then she's like, hey. I'm like, maybe not. Never mind.

Next time, though, for sure.

Yeah.

I'm telling you. It starts tomorrow. It doesn't work. Now, do you think that it would work for you? Like, if she ever shot you down and said that you're on sex suspension because of something you did, would you ever do that wrongdoing ever again?

Oh, yeah. I'd never do that again. Whatever it was, I wouldn't do it again. I've gotten in trouble. I got it for talking about sex with our friends, and she put me on sex suspension. Now our friends don't know anything about our sex life.

Really? So where were you guys at? Like a party or something like that?

Yeah, we were at a party, and I was talking about something she'd done the night before and how cool it was. And she gave me the dirty look, and then she's like, that's it. You're not getting that anymore.

Hey, can I ask you a question? When you're out with friends and you do something like that and you see that dirty look, don't you dread the car ride home?

Oh, God, I cringe. I drink more because I know the car ride home is going to be awful, and then I have her drive.

And let me tell you something. There ain't nothing worse than that happening. I almost want to leave parties early because I got Chelsea so upset. I'm like, all right, I'd rather take the punishment now because the sooner I get the punishment, the sooner it's over with. Andrew, how you doing?

How you doing, guys?

Hey. Good morning. You also a guy that tried to put your girl on a sex suspension?

I did. I went a whole week and a half, actually, for sex suspension for her.

Really? You actually kept sex from her? What did she do that made you do this?

she has an old college friend from back in her undergraduate days where she just devolves into a party girl that gets way too wasted. And I told her, like, you can go out just trying to be responsible. If not, then there's going to be consequences. We're going to have to hold something off. And she went out that night, got rip-roaring, raced it. And about 2.30 in the morning, I come, have to pick her up, because she called me from her cell phone.

That was it.

It worked out that she was puking her guts out on the side of the curb as I went to pick her up. We had a very quiet ride back because she was just crying because she was so upset. For the next week and a half, no little bacon cookies.

Did she ever, like, come on to you or try to, like, you know, get you going?

Oh, no, I think she felt so bad because she could hear in my tone as soon as I answered the phone call that I was not having it.

See, aren't you just punishing yourself then? Because then you go without for a week and a half.

That's what lefty and righty are for Wait you Never mind that's a whole other conversation

Has she ever done that ever again with her friend

Her friend came back in town once But she decided not to hang out So I think the lesson sunk in

It worked Sometimes I'm telling you Sometimes you gotta teach a lesson right Lisa Right Right Lisa you put your guy on sex suspension

I have And, you know, a lot of it is just due to the fact that I think to have really great sex and have a good relationship, you have to value your partner all the time. And that's making sure that you're paying attention to them and making them feel valued the rest of the time as well.

What did he do that got you to cut him off?

Well, he just was a lot of the time only paying attention to me when he was wanting to have sex. You know, the rest of the time he was on his crypto videos and things like that. And he would find all kinds of other things to value. But I just thought, man, if you're not going to value me the rest of the time, then I can give a crap less. I have four kids. I don't have bad sex.

Let me tell you something. I'm old. I'm going to be honest with you. That is a thing that a lot of guys do. I do it. Mike, I don't know if you've ever done this, too. Sometimes you don't pay attention to your wife unless it's in the bedroom, and it's not a good thing to do. You've got to pay attention.

And I feel like you have better sex when you have that valued feeling going on. There you go. You notice a much better time.

There you go, Lisa. Thank you.

It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55.

5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55. Go now.

All right, we've got a champion that's returning for her second win. What's going on, Kirsten? Good morning. Good morning. How was your holiday over the weekend? Good.

It was really, really good. How was yours?

It was good. It was good. You are taking on today Samira from Allen Park. Hi, Samira. Hi, good morning. Good morning. Okay, you guys know how this game works, right? Five pop culture questions. Whomever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to our champion, which would be Kirsten. And Kirsten, we're locking you up in a sound poop. In a sound poop booth to start. I'm having a little trouble talking today.

If there's one thing this show is going to do, it's talk about poop. Let's talk about poop.

It's already 6.56, and we haven't started. Okay, are you ready, Samira?

Yes.

Okay, here we go. Megan's keeping score for me this morning. Question number one. This 48-year-old Oscar-winning actress just gave birth to twins, posting on social media that she is in pure heaven. What's her name? Hillary Swank. Question two. Britney Spears is hitting back at a trainer who said she needs to get her younger body back. Ouch. Which of the following is not a Britney Spears song? I'm going to give you multiple choice. Is it A, toxic, B, circus, or C, with you? With you? Question three. Taylor Swift and her boyfriend of more than six years are done. Lots of rumors in the dirty today about them. Who is he? Just a second. Joe Allen, or Joe Allen, I believe it is. Okay. You're going to kick yourself. Question four. Speaking of Taylor Swift, this dad of 12 and host of The Masked Singer said he is all in to have baby number 13 with the newly single, Taylor. I'm not sure. Okay, we're going to pass on that one. And question five. This oldest Kardashian sister is getting trolled on social media for what she wore on Easter Sunday. People are saying she looked like a total grandma. Who is she? Kourtney Kardashian. Okay, let's bring Kirsten back from our soundproof booth. Megan? Samir did okay. She got three out of five. Oh, and I want to say you got like three and a half and one. I know. You're going to kick yourself. You are. Okay. You ready, Kirsten? Yep. Here we go. Question number one. This 48-year-old Oscar-winning actress just gave birth to twins, posting on social media that she is in pure heaven. What's her name? Hillary Blank. One to one. There you go. Question two. Britney Spears is hitting back at a trainer who said she needs to get her younger body back. Which of the following is not a Britney Spears song? I'm going to give you multiple choice. Is it A, toxic, B, circus, or C, with you? C. Two to two? Did she say C? Yeah. Okay. Question three. Taylor Swift and her boyfriend of more than six years are done. Lots of rumors in the Dirty Today about them. Who is he? Joe Allen. There we go. There it is. You said Joe Allen. Samara, we couldn't give it to you. Three to two. Question number four. Speaking of Taylor Swift, this dad of 12 and host of The Masked Singer said he is all in to have baby number 13 with the newly single Taylor. Nick Cannon? He's correct. Four to two. And question number five. This oldest Kardashian sister is getting trolled on social media for what she wore on Easter Sunday. People are saying she looked like a total grandma. What is her name? Courtney. There we go. Five to three. Final score.

Perfect score for you, Kirsten. Good job. Samira, we are not letting you go empty-handed, of course. We're going to hook you up with a $50 gift card to a great restaurant called Tabooli. So enjoy that when you get it. And thank you so much for waking up early and playing with us this morning.

Thank you.

Kirsten, we'll talk to you tomorrow morning, okay? Cool. Thanks, guys. Have a good morning. Okay, you too.

It's Mojo in the mornings, 5 at 6.55. So I did something over the weekend, and I haven't done this ever. So I want you to know this. I usually fish, you know, on social media after the people that I went to school with that wouldn't date me. I never actually look at the people that did date me. So I never go back and see what they're doing nowadays.

You mean like stalk them a little bit, see what they're up to? Yeah.

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like stalk and see, you know.

I'm just curious.

Are their lives successful? Are they as successful as I am?

You are.

I am a very successful person. I don't know if you know this.

I am happy that you are just so lovely and humble. Thank you. Thank you.

Years of therapy. But so this weekend I found myself with a little bit of downtime and I decided I was going to go and I was going to go look at the girl that I dated right before Chelsea. Her name was Rose. And I have not looked for her at all on social media at all. I've never heard you talk about a rose. Oh, really? Yeah. Chelsea always makes fun of me because of my claim to fame with roses. She robbed me. She stole my clothes. Did you know that story at all? Yeah. She stole my close so i i dated rose when i was working at b96 in chicago which is a fine radio station i think i told you guys a story and i had great merch from

b96 from back in the day okay and when we broke up she wouldn't give me my merch back she wouldn't give me back all the stuff that they gave me like the staff jackets and the staff you know cool like we had like these really cool like letterman's jackets you know that were that said the killer b b96 you know and stuff like that on it and she wouldn't give them back to me when we broke up because she said that the way that i broke up with her was too harsh and all i did was break up with her by saying hey i'm moving i'm gonna go i'm gonna be going across the country to go take a job in arizona so um so i was looking at her this weekend and here's my topic and i think this is a really good topic so don't let me down on on calls or texts for this one because i when i as soon as it happened i'm like this is an awesome one my ex hated it with me but loves it with him or her whatever because this is what i found out when we dated each other she was not really into sports like she rose did not like you know anything you know sporting at all and I at the time that we dated I played on the station's softball team I used to play men's league basketball you know guys like basketball all the time yeah I will I'll never forget that I invited her because I actually was fairly athletic I know people don't look at me and think that I'm athletic but I was six foot two six foot three and you know I could actually play play sports I would get tickets to sporting events. I would get tickets to a Cubs game when I lived in Chicago or a White Sox game or Bulls games, and I would invite her if she wanted to come with me. I had no interest at all. She was not at all into going to sporting events. I go on her social media this weekend. Rose is now living in Milwaukee, Wisconsin, and every freaking picture is her at a Milwaukee Bucks game.

Really?

She and her, it looks like her husband, very good-looking man. She did well for herself. He was much better-looking than I am. And they must have season tickets to Milwaukee Bucks games. She even had pictures with Giannis Giganonopi, whatever his name is. I don't know what it is. How do you, you know, Giannis or Giannis or whatever his name is.

Does she have, like, a hat on or a T-shirt on or something?

Does she have a hat on? Shannon, she's got more merch. She's covered from head to toe. She's got, yeah, she's sitting in the stands. The only thing she didn't have was one of those foam fingers that said number one. I looked at that. I'm going, I couldn't get her at all to do anything with me that involved anything sports. She told me how much she hated sports. And so I throw this out there because I wonder if this happens. You date someone, and they tell you that they hate something. And then all of a sudden, they start dating someone else, and they're doing exactly what they told you that they hated. and i'm not talking sexual all right i know that people automatically think my mind goes to the gutter because rose didn't rose did a lot of other stuff she was great but she would not go to she wouldn't come to anything i couldn't get her to do anything sports related why does this change too

like why i don't know like why didn't she do like what like women in the studio why why did you guys

why did you do this it's a woman thing isn't it mike because guys don't do this guys don't change in the wind like this?

I don't think so. Yeah, I agree. Maybe it was just a you. I don't know how to say that less harsh.

Now I'm going back a couple steps in therapy. I'm not as successful as I thought I was.

I totally did this, though.

Did you?

I totally did, and I hate to admit it, but I dated a guy that I thought I was going to marry one day. All right, that's the only justification i have for this action but i lied and was like i'm a huge osu fan i go bucks let's go buckeyes yes uh hate i hate absolutely hate osu huge um fan huge wow so you faked it funny how could you

and that's the worst thing to fake on because your allegiance is to your team i know i know

the osu michigan game was really hard in the house because everybody was there like cheering and I was just sitting quietly in anguish, like, I wish we would win a game.

What would you have done if you married him and with him forever?

So he would take me to OSU games a lot. So I went to a whole bunch of these. And I think at one point we probably just, that would have been my life. I would have committed to the best. You can't say I'm noncommittal, though, because I committed the entire relationship. I bought OSU gear. I went to games. And I would silently root against the team while I was in the shoe watching.

wow you went to the dark side of dark sides just for a piece of ass

i did anytime in a way too when score touched on i would be like oh hell yeah

yeah i don't man i'm telling you that i don't know if you can fake that i don't

know how you could fake something like that that would be a tough one your your favorite team go

home and put on my U of M shirt and go I just want to get married I know a lot of people that will

date somebody and they will say I don't like going out I don't go drinking I'm not really into that whole thing and they won't do it and then all of a sudden they break up and next thing you know man

they are partier like crazy yeah I think I've told this story before and I'm going to tell it again because I know my ex-husband is in the car taking Smith to school right now so he can hear this.

Uh-oh. I'm not getting involved in a domestic squabble.

Andrew, you know it. Hated Christmas decorations, any holiday decorations. It's just clutter, Shan, and you know me. I'm like extra. I go over the top with all that stuff. I'll be damned. We get divorced and he gets his own house. Christmas threw up at Andrew's house. The kids have their own trees in their rooms. There's lights. It's, like, decked out on the outside of the house. I remember the first time I said, really?

It was. Really? Maybe he didn't enjoy your taste in Christmas stuff. Maybe, I don't know. Or what was the story? That's Andrew. I think that hurts worse. I'm calling him later today.

You hated Christmas until I was not around.

Usually divorces make people hate Christmas. Vice versa happens. What's up, Haley? Hi. How you doing? I can't believe that they hated this when they were with me. Now they love it when they're with them.

I'm actually calling to tell you that if you love somebody, I think that you'll do what they like. Amen. For example, I hated Star Wars, everything about it. As soon as I got married to my husband, he had me watch all the Star Wars movies. And now I deal with it. Oh, my God. I hated Lord of the Rings And he made me watch all of them So I just think that you have to Just do what your partner likes If you really care about them, I guess

You poor girl, you gotta deal with Star Wars And the Lord of the Rings

I do, yep

You just made me realize that my wife's Probably only into Marvel movies Because I'm into Marvel movies And has no interest in

Absolutely, 100% It has nothing to do with the fact that she probably likes them

You think that, Mike, you think that that's the guy's?

Son of a, yeah.

I 100% think that. Is there anything with any of you guys? I know Megan said it, but what about you, Shannon? Is there anything that your new boyfriend is into that you're kind of like, oh, I'm faking this. I really don't like it so much.

No, I haven't found anything yet, but I will. I will, for sure. Oh, I got another one. Apparently, I just morphed to anybody I'm involved with. He was into baseball. Baseball's the worst sport that has ever existed. Oh, hey. How dare you? I don't care. I don't even, I will die on this hill.

It's America's pastime.

It's my nap time. But he was a huge Yankees fan. I was like, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Yankees. Oh, my God.

You had to root for the Buckeyes and the Yankees. God love you. What's going on, Mojo in the Morning? Who is this? Ann. Hi, Ann. Hi. Hey, what's up, Ann? Good. How are you? We're doing okay, Ann. What was it? Was it something that you didn't like? No, he didn't

So he told me that Nose rings were disgusting Because I was thinking about getting one And two days after we break up He gets a new girlfriend who has two nose rings Oh wow Of course

That's bad See that's even worse than my sports one Because that's like your looks

Yeah Exactly, how do you do that? Like what?

Yeah, that's a guy that's a no good son of a bee You know what I mean?

Literally, it's such trash

Do you feel like you're training him Like you're grooming him to be better for somebody else Like the next person

Apparently I was, he's more open now

By the way, Mike's interesting See that, look at the positive of this thing You made him like them

I guess, but Okay

We don't hold hands

It's not that we're against PDAs We're just always holding our phones This is Mojo in the Morning

Mojo in the Morning show So, Mike is getting kicked out of where, Mike? Where are you getting kicked out of?

My space. My temple here at work. My office. It's not really an office. It's like a closet with my stuff in it.

It is. Why?

It's been yours for how long, though? For a while now. For a while now. And it's got, like, years and years and years of, because I've been in West Michigan on S&X for a while. so it's got memories and and all kinds of stuff and i first off i'll say this i'm being a giant baby about this and i know that and i fully understand that i don't use that office like

i used to i used to have uh would have clients in here all the time that would we'd go to that office and meet and i'd used to have uh like record reps and and artists come in yeah but now they can just come to the studio the studio is basically my office now can i just just to bring

people in on this and give them details on this mike is on our show he's a uh he's a you know show member with mojo in the morning but he's also he wears like 12 hats yeah he's the you're the music director apd is that right yeah yeah so like for detroit i'd be like yeah i'd be like the sean strife yes yeah you're the guy you're so you you with sean has an office yes um and uh i'm gonna say this um you do still do a lot of work where you have time where you have office time you know yeah and there are other people that do use that studio right don't they don't aren't there some people that go in there and do do stuff and schmitty and those guys do shows and things

yeah they could technically do it from another studio this has become sort of like my office where i could do everything in the studio so i'm trying and that's how i have to tell myself not to overreact on this because what i want to do is go no that's my office i'm keeping so what happened they came to you and what did they say uh they politely came to me and said and said hey uh you know we want to move some stuff around uh how much do you use that office and i'm like all my stuff's in there but i mean i'm in and out you know not as much as i as i used to okay well i think we're gonna uh i think we're gonna move somebody in there and i don't know who they're moving in there or what exactly they're doing but it was kind of like uh this is your your it's like it was like an eviction notice like this is your warning it's coming it's time i'm getting the boot it's i i blame kp because i'm pretty sure she's the one who did it why do you i'm just kidding

Oh, I was going to say, well, how did KP have anything to do with this? I was wondering.

Throwback throwdown. There's really nothing more to tie that together. So.

Aww.

I know. It's the end of an era. Mike, if they're evicting you from your home, you have rights.

I do?

Yes. What are those rights? Well, I don't know. Let's ask a lawyer. Do we have any rights on this one here? just like when somebody lives in a dwelling like an apartment or a house or something or they're renting you can't just evict somebody you have to give them i think a notice i think it i think it has to be like a 30 day or 60 day or 90 day notice that might be what that was then how much of a

notice did they give you i'm not out yet it's still my stuff's still in there this was like a hey this is coming type of thing okay they did give you a notice yeah that's what this is and Now I have nowhere to put this stuff. I have no idea. Or this is the start to like, hey, we've decided to let you go. And now that your stuff is gone, this is.

But aren't there like, isn't there like nobody working there? So shouldn't there be another space that you could go?

Well, that's the thing is there's a really, really, and maybe this is what I come back with. There's a really nice office next to mine. I'm in a closet. Right.

Maybe it's a time for an upgrade.

Oh, I like that.

You know, I mean, you're taking on more responsibility, more job titles. It would only make sense for you to have a bigger office.

Yeah, I don't understand why they went to mine first, honestly, because it's a very tiny thing. I don't know. Maybe you're right. You could be. But has anybody ever had that where they just come in and just take your like, they're like, all right, you got to move.

You got to get out. Yeah, I don't know. You know, I bet you that that's happened to a lot of people. What's going on? Amy, actually, it happened on TV. What's up? Yeah, that episode of The Office where Ryan was literally working out of a closet. yes yeah that is that's mike is our ryan in more ways than one yeah yeah let me let me just say this about mike and in we joke about mike and him him being you know the the what does he call himself the the stepchild the red-headed stepchild this guy works his butt off he does and i and i will go on record to say that mike is one of the hardest workers that i've ever seen in this business And I also feel like there are sometimes there's a time where he gets, you know, looked over a little bit. And I think that in this case, it's kind of like, oh, we'll just take that one. Oh, no, no, that belongs to somebody. Oh, who does it belong to? Guy's had it forever. It belongs to Mike. Oh, Mike? Mike who?

You know? You know, what's funny is I went to a meeting. This was about a month ago where I walked in and they're like, they were waiting for me to come to the meeting. And I was like, oh, that's cool. That's really nice. And I get there and they go, I hear somebody say, we're waiting on Mike. And somebody goes, Mike, who? And I'm like, you got to be kidding me. The only Mike in the building. It's probably, you know what that office is probably for? It's probably for Eric. They're going to give it to Eric.

Go get him, Eric. Just like Doug, the listener, said. You go get him, Eric.

What's up, Kristen?

Hi. I was just saying that Mike, possession is nine times to the law. You should just sit there and just become a squatter.

Yes. The thing is.

Don't leave the office. Just staying there forever.

Like, part of me is, like, I know I'm being a baby because I don't use that office like I used to. But, like, all my stuff is in there. Like, it's been my, you know, I'm not up there 90% of the week. So I don't use it that much, and I could give it up, but also part of me is like, that's mine. Right. That's mine. It's like a ding, right? Yeah.

It's a ding against you.

The pain in the butt is the...

They're moving this crap out of there.

Yeah, it's getting the stuff out of there. It's awful. What's up, Blair? How you doing?

Good.

How are you?

Good. Blair says that this happens at her work. What's going on?

It happens to teachers all the time. I'm not a teacher yet, but I'm going to school to be a teacher, and they'll just give you, like, a week's notice, like, right before school starts, like, yeah, we need you to move rooms, so you have your entire classroom set up, and they're like, yep, you've got to switch rooms.

That's so annoying, and what do the kids do? The kids don't want to have to go to another room, right?

Yeah, most of the time, they'll do it before school starts so that it's not an issue for, like, the students, but it's a pain in the butt for teachers.

I bet that is. I bet you that becomes a royal pain in the butt.

Yeah, and, like, if schools are, like, redistricting, like, recently the schools went from K to 4 and had upper elementary with 5, 6. They went back to K-5 for elementary school and 6 through 8 for middle school. And so, like, the fifth grade teachers had to switch schools based on where they were.

Yeah. See, it's stuff like that where I'm like, see, my little office isn't that important. That, to me, is way more important than my closet office.

Mike, by the way, is definitely being more political right now. Can you notice this? That he's grown as an on-air talent. In the past, he would have gone in a guns a-blazin' and said, I am not moving out of this office, and then gone on the air and said this. You've grown up, Mike. You're smart. Let us be the bad guys.

I just know that if I go in and do that, it's not going to get the results that I want.

It just gets you in trouble Hold on, somebody that will get you in trouble Is on the phone line right now Misfit Victor is on with us right now Victor?

Hey, good morning guys And just like that last caller, I'm not a teacher yet either But um Mike, I saw this coming At the beginning of the week I mean, you're complaining about not being able to get days off And stuff like that Then it was Complaining about not having a birthday party I mean, this is just their way of them pushing you out Yeah, you're right You brought this on yourself And can we just You guys mentioned Sean Stripe Can we find out why he's wearing Homeless man gloves in his TikTok videos Wait a second

Victor, you've got to be seriously Stop that

It looks good

By the way Sean Sean and KP Are the biggest viewed on our TikToks. Of course.

Sean, because people are trying to figure out what's wrong with his hands. It's like an accident.

Victor, can I ask you an honest question? What do you do that you have this much time to listen to the show as much as you do?

I wake up at 6 o'clock. I take my first son to school. Now I took my second son to school and I'm going back home, and I'll be taking my daughter

to school here soon. Wow. Can't they all start school at the same time? Doesn't that suck when you have three kids and they all have three different... Three separate

buildings, yes. And the best part about it is the bus picks them up eight feet away from my house, but I prefer to drive them.

That's very nice of you. All right. Well, listen, I got to move on. We're trying to get Mike back his office. We'll talk to you later, Victor.

Thank you. Pray for Sean Stripe.

He's such a roller coaster. Now I'm going to have to go into a meeting for that one later today uh all right so mike's office we got to get mike's office back mike we got to get a picture of you out in front of your office holding a sign or something like that

yeah you know you know how even the sign on the door right now that says ws and x i i took off of something else i think it was like a name plaque or something and it's a sign that i put on there just to make it an actual office like it's not it's just a closet you know you should

do this is how you you get back at them because the studio has got to be a bigger square footage than the office oh yeah you need to decorate the studio like it would be your office and then put a sign on the outside of it instead of it saying studio and whatever say mike's office yeah just

put office hours are between nine and 9 15. i love it there there's uh there's your new office

Now you got yourself a better office. You got promoted.

Okay.

Yeah.

My favorite part of my job is assuming I'm going to get fired every time my boss wants to talk to me.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

It's Mojo in the Morning. We were laughing with Megan just a second ago as she was telling us a story off the air that I'm going to have her tell on the air about her brother and his new fashion gear. No.

Obsession?

His new obsession that he's doing that Megan thinks is extremely dangerous.

So my brother is in a weight loss challenge. And if you know my brother, it's a little shocking that he's in a weight loss challenge, okay, because he's a very fit man. And this is all part of New Year. I asked him why he was doing this, and he said, you know, there's like a lot of money on the line. And I only thought this was like maybe five, six people participating in this challenge. Apparently, there's like 30 or 40 people in it. And the grand prize is like close to $3,000. Oh, my God. Did you say it's through his work or didn't?

Did I miss that? Just friends. Oh, friends. Okay. Yeah.

How come when we did our weight loss challenge, what was ours? 20 bucks that you had to throw in like each time you screwed up something or something like that?

So their buy-in was high. So, like, the minimum that they'll win if nobody messes up is, like, over $2,000.

Oh, my God.

But with mess up and fines that they do throughout the challenge, it starts to climb quickly because there's so many people a part of it. So, like, everybody kind of stays on top of everything for the first week and then apparently it just goes downhill and the prize just skyrockets. So, my brother didn't know how he was going to win this because, you know, he's a fit man who runs six miles a day. but whatever and he decided um that he was gonna go out and become the best housewife from 1988 that he possibly could and got himself ankle weights but not just like two or five pound ankle weights because he texted me and he's like i don't understand why these are so hard to find i'm looking for 10 pound ankle weights not 10 pound total 10 that man is walking around with 20 pounds of weight on his ankles. Dude, he's going to ruin his joints. That's what I said. He was like, they were really difficult to find. And I was like, yeah, because they're not good. They're so not good. He wears them everywhere. We went to Lowe's yesterday. Oh, my God. He was walking around Lowe's with his little ankle weights on. He looks ridiculous.

Wait, so under the pants or over the pants?

Over, baby. Over.

Wow.

He is dedicated. Great sweatsuit and ankle weights.

Oh, my God. So our ankle weights, refresh me. I remember when that was a thing where people would wear ankle weights when they were working out and stuff like that. Yeah. But will ankle weights help you lose weight?

I mean. I don't know.

Or just make your calves stronger.

I just heard they're not good for you. If they're over like a pound or two, they're not great for you.

Wow. And he wears them all the time?

Bro, he took a nap yesterday and fell asleep in them.

Are his the ones with like the big velcro straps That you have to Or are they the ones that just go on like bracelets

No, no, no, no They're like full Somebody twisted their ankle Like velcro There's metal hooks in them Oh my god, yeah

What does he do What does he do like when he Like has to drive in a car and stuff Doesn't that affect him at all?

I don't know if he's driving around in them But if he is That's so dangerous

Yeah.

I can't imagine.

And he's got a girlfriend, too, so I'm assuming that, you know, this is not the most romantic thing to be wearing.

Oh, they go to the gym together. They're, like, living their little best life. It's gross. I hate it. Do they have matching ankle weights? No, I think she was reasonable.

Could you imagine if he gets in a situation where he has to run? Like somebody's chasing him or, like, a dog or something dangerous happens, and he's trying to run in ankle weights.

can't move his legs yeah it'll make you have to pick up your legs uh uh fast i that would actually be funny we should have somebody chase him have somebody hide hide by his car in the

morning as he's going out to uh to work yeah let's uh put the fear of god in him wouldn't that

be great wow that is crazy i'm always interested with these you know this is the time where everybody's doing their resolutions but there's also a lot of people that do the office challenges And I think $3,000 might be the biggest I've ever heard of an office challenge. I'd do this. I would sew my mouth shut for a month to win an office challenge of $3,000. That's like life-changing money right there.

Literally.

It's a long time. This isn't like a three-week competition. It's either two or three months. I think it's three months. I would never commit to that for three months. No matter how much money was on the line.

How long did we do ours, though? We did ours last year, last spring, for a good period of time. I think it was about that same time.

And how much did I bitch?

It was the worst.

It was the worst. I hated every minute of it. The first week was fun, and then it was miserable.

Ours was, looking back on it, was considered to be somewhat of a simple challenge. You just had to do 10,000 steps a day, Monday through Friday, right?

Oh, you're talking about that one. We did that for a month.

No, we did. Okay, it was- You guys did it for one month. So 10,000 steps a day, and you cannot have sugar. Anything with sugar.

And then a gallon of water a day.

And you had to drink a gallon of water a day.

And the water was the hardest part.

By the way, all three of those things are probably things that our doctors are probably telling us that we should be just doing on a daily basis. This guy's wearing ankle weights around himself.

Well, that seems more – like, not the ankle weights. Your guys' challenge seems more reasonable and manageable, like him trying to lose weight that he doesn't have to lose – like, he can't lose any more weight.

Exactly. Exactly.

He's like a fit man.

What's up, Karen?

Good morning. I just wanted to give the public service announcement that when I was in my 20s, I was being so healthy, and I was walking miles and miles a day, and I was wearing those ankle weights thinking that it was going to help me out. And in the long run, all it did was destroy the arches in my feet Because you have so much weight and pressure right there It's not just your joints, but it's your actual arches will disappear

Oh my god, Megan, you gotta have Will you make a phone call to Sean, Karen, and tell him?

Absolutely

Megan's like, no, I want him to have destroyed arches

Yeah, because I It would be funny to make fun of him for being like a flat-footed first version of man It would be hysterical.

By the way, I love this one. Sue, what did you want to say?

So I'm just wondering, are they nervous that, is he nervous that people are going to think he's, like, out of jail? Like, those are, like, April 30th looks? Right. They'd be, like, tethers.

Especially walking around in the matching sweatsuit. It was a look, dude. It was a look. I sent you guys a photo. Did you see it?

Oh, my God. Hold on. I'm looking at it.

It was in the email.

Oh, my gosh.

Oh, wait. It's hysterical.

That's hysterical.

Well, I would think having two on, that would be like a serious, serious time.

Yeah. This guy's a real criminal. He's got two of these things on right now. Thank you, Sue. I appreciate it. All right. All right. Good luck, Megan's brother, Sean, on your weight loss challenge. And good luck to anybody that drives in a car with him. He's going to end up not being able to take his foot off of the gas.

Motor in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

This news came down, excuse me, a couple, like an hour ago, and Megan screeched. I thought something had happened. Millie Bobby Brown is getting married. Bro, can I ask something? Do we actually think she's going to make it down the aisle? Come on. I hate when people say that. Come on. Why?

Why don't you think that, though?

Because she's so young. She's so young. Yeah. The Stranger Things alum announced her and Jake Bon Jovi's engagement on Instagram about an hour ago. He's the son of Bon Jovi, if you didn't know that.

I think also part of it is that I'm so jealous that I'm not the one engaged to her that I wanted to say. Oh, there we go. There it is. The real reason.

So she posted this incredibly beautiful black and white photo of them. She's wearing this lace dress, sewing off her ring, of course. And the caption said, I've loved you three summers now, honey. I want them all. That's very sweet. I almost wonder, because when I first saw it, I said, did she get married? Yeah. Do you think they got married? I don't know, because you could tell the dress is white.

And they're like on a beach.

And it's way in Lacey. Somewhere. I don't know.

I bet you. You know what? I'm calling it now. She already got married.

Maybe. Going from an engagement to a split, Taylor Swift and Joe Elwin are over. And everybody's saying that their split was largely caused by differences in their personalities. I've heard so many stories here. I really don't know what to believe at this point. I'm still kind of shocked by it. But a good source of mine said they've had rough patches before, as every relationship does. And they've always worked things out, though. So really close friends of theirs thought they would take some time apart but eventually come back together. But ultimately, they just decided we were not the right fit for one another. And again, and Megan, I don't know if you talked about this yesterday when I was out. So many stories of a failed proposal that he proposed. She accepted, maybe had a ring on her finger. People saw at one point. And then maybe just got cold feet and decided, he's not my forever. I love him, but he's not my forever. It's fine. It's fine. Yeah, yeah. And now there are all sorts of fan theories, by the way, including a theory.

from one huge Swifty. Her name is Brittany Hodak. And she's wondering, when did this breakup actually happen? Was it very perfectly timed with her ERAs tour?

The timing is interesting, right? She's got the biggest tour on the planet. And Taylor has been meticulous about managing news cycles around big things that are happening. So the speculation, of course, is did she switch out Invisible String in the one because of the breakup? Or is this something that maybe happened weeks or even months ago? And she's using her marketing savvy to have it break during an off week in the tour.

Will we? I don't know.

More than 30 miles? I don't know. Stop that.

How come when I point out that she plans things, I get attacked? But when all the people point out that she plans things, they're like, ah, good point.

It's not fair. No, not fair. Sorry. Jeremy Renner says he got lucky in a lot of ways in surviving that snowplow accident. He was hanging out with Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.

Like 30, 35 or so. 35 or so. When you have to say or so when you're counting up how many bones you broke. We kept discovering them as they were going along because they went from critical order of, you know, priority of, like, what am I going to die from or not? And then, you know, six weeks later, finding another break and another break and another break. This is what I mean.

Let's put you in Evel Knievel territory. Yeah, I guess.

Yeah. I got lucky in a lot of ways, so I'm happy to be here.

Just missed all of his organs. Just missed all of his vertebrae. He did come on stage with a cane. He was in great spirits the entire time, was more than happy to share all of the details about what happened back in January. He also mentioned how surprised he was by the reactions of his family and his friends and his celebrity friends in terms of their reactions when they came to the hospital to actually see what sort of shape he was in.

Oh, yeah, everybody was giving me a reaction. Like, oh, I didn't know what to say. I just talked to Chris Evans. I talked to a lot of friends, and their reaction is what made me feel like, oh, I think I'm really hurt myself.

Really?

I might not pull out of this.

Yeah, I guess you get that from other people.

Yeah, they're terrible actors. They couldn't hide the fact that I looked like Paul Rudd.

And if you didn't know, he's really, really good friends with Paul Rudd. And so he said, Paul came a bunch of times, talked a bunch of times, but at one point decided to send a fake cameo to Jeremy with well wishes.

Hey Jerry, I hear you're a little banged up. Got in a fight with a snowblower, apparently. Anyway, I just wanted to send this video. It's really from the heart, and I hope you're feeling better. Sounds like you are. Apparently, you're a pretty tough guy. So, maybe I'll get to meet you one day, and wouldn't that be something? In the meantime, take care, and take it easy for a while. And next time, maybe just let the snow melt.

I love him so much. Next time, just let the snow melt.

It's going to be the best line. And lastly, Walmart in a little bit of trouble this morning. They have removed a certain T-shirt from stores after a customer noticed that it had a really naughty word on it. Find the hidden word. I'm going to kind of explain this to you, but you might have to write it down to see it or get it. The T-shirt has this typical, like, pro-recycling slogan on it, okay? And it has the letters R-E, really big on the left-hand side, in uppercase, followed by four lowercase suffixes on the right-hand side. Cycle, use, new, and think. So, recycle, reuse, renew, rethink. Well, when all of those four words are together and you look down, it spells a very particular C word. See you next Tuesday, Megan. And so Walmart was very quick to scrap the accidentally- No! From the shelves, a spokesperson saying this was absolutely not intentional. And the t-shirt, the $5 t-shirt has been removed.

No! I would buy it! Yeah, we gotta make those. You've got to make a Mojo in the Morning version of that.

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Mojo in the Morning show. The phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. This is one that I think a lot of parents can relate to, or maybe you can relate to, ruining something for your parents when you were younger. Because all I can think about is my grown-ass son, Joe, who has cost me more money than any human being possible. With not just the expenses of taking care of him and providing for him and giving him schooling and all that stuff, but all the stuff that he broke of mine over the years.

What did Smith do?

Add it to the tab. Smith Lyle strikes again. Remember when I got that new couch and like an hour after it was delivered, I was doing laundry and I turned around and he had colored all over it with a not washable red marker. And now he's very, very proud. If you come to my house ever, he will take you right to that couch and show you I did that.

His artwork. His artwork. By the way, Garner White is actually using his designs right now at their store.

It's like a trend. Well, this weekend I bought a new rug from Target for my front porch. And, I mean, I've had the same rug for a couple of years now. It was time to get a new one. So I pick it up. I put it down less than five minutes after I unroll this thing. Smith was sitting out there on the rug, and I handed him his lunch, which was hot dogs with ketchup, lots and lots and lots of ketchup because the kid cannot get enough ketchup. I love ketchup, too. He takes his plate, and he dumps it instantly on the brand-new rug. Very light-colored rug, by the way, too. I was so mad. Like, really?

That's the thing, by the way, with kids. Kids find whatever item it is that you are fond of at that moment, and they figure out a way to make you really upset by doing something to it. I always feel like that's kind of the thing.

And he's so cute. He just looks at me with that face. I can't even yell, but all inside, I was so pissed.

It's lucky that it wasn't Lucy because obviously Smith is your favorite, and God help Lucy. I mean, you can see it on your social media that that's the case.

Lucy, I would have given her away.

Yes. Lucy would have been at Dad's house for as long as she possibly could live there until she was 18. Can I tell you, this, by the way, is a good topic of what did your kids ruin or what did you ruin as a kid? Joe, I go back to Joe for a second. I bought a brand new car and I will never forget it. It was like a dream come true for me to own this thing. I was so excited about this car and I got it, pulled it into the driveway. I was like doing the whole thing, like even where you like shine it with your sleeve of your arm, you know, and you try to make the thing look nice. And, you know, you can't have nice things in my house. That was something my dad used to always say all the time. And now I'm going to carry that on. Joe comes out playing on his bicycle. The handlebar of the bicycle completely goes.

No, no, no, no, no. Yes. No.

I got a pinstripe on that thing that I didn't even want.

Okay. That's way worse than catch up on a rug.

Well, although the marker, the marker one, I'm not trying to compete. I'm not trying to compete. The marker one is pretty damn good.

The marker's still there.

Smith Lyle.

Smith Lyle.

Maybe tied with Joseph Patrick on that one. Have your kids done this to you, Mike? Have your kids ruined anything?

Like right after you got it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So Milo, who's got a little arm on him, he's got like a – I think he's going to be really, really good at sports. Really? Yeah, I mean, he's already thrown a ball. Future Tiger? Maybe, maybe. He threw a baseball at my TV and completely broke the TV. Oh, my God. Which I was like, at the time, I was like, oh, my gosh, that's awesome. You got such a great arm. And then I realized it shattered the whole TV.

The worst part is that does it completely break the TV or just in a spot? So now you can never, like, if you're watching, like, a game or something like that, you can't see that one spot on the TV.

So it's in the corner. Yeah, yeah. It's right in the corner. so there's a there's a crack and it's not completely broken so i haven't taken it in

to get it fixed yet but yeah you can't see the uh score you have to look at your phone megan i know you don't have kids but you for sure have done this to your dad what what have you

ruined of your father's at this point it's hard to just say what i haven't ruined uh mostly stuff around his house one time we went on a weekend trip and i left my straightener on on the carpet But it's amazing that the house is still standing. But that carpet was ruined. I had a waxing kit at home because I thought for some reason I could give myself bikini waxes. Like that was going to be not a problem. But there are two different kinds of waxes. There's hard wax and soft wax that you would put into a warmer. I bought the soft wax, which means that spilled out into the drawer in my bathroom, caped the entire bottom in an inch of soft wax that was non-removable and ruined an entire vanity in a bathroom, left the windows open during a storm, ruined the drywall under the windows from

water down. I think you have just surpassed Smith, Lyle, and Joseph Patrick. You have just taken

What's your middle name, Megan? Lee. Megan Lee. Yeah, a couple of ovens were destroyed because I set them on fire. Oh, that's right. That's right.

You talked about that just on the show.

It's amazing that everybody's still alive in my life.

Jessica, what did your kids ruin?

My brand new couch.

Oh, gosh.

White couch. They shoved cinnamon twist from Taco Bell into the cushion.

Those are really good.

Those are really good.

So is there, like, brown marks all over the place on the white couch?

There's sugar and everything shoved in between. I don't think it'll ever come out.

Does it look like somebody sharted themselves on that thing?

No, but it's bad. Don't ever put your hands in between my cushions.

By the way, I've had more than just you say that to me. What's going on? How you doing, Kaylee?

Hey, so my daughter, like four hours after my husband bought his brand new car, he was my boyfriend at the time, my daughter threw up all over it. His first ever brand new car.

Oh, my God.

He always bought cheap junk cars, his first ever nice car, all over it.

And you can never get that smell out, no matter what you think.

No.

It's awful.

We tried. It's been five years now. It's still disgusting.

But she's his daughter, and you know what?

No, she's not.

Oh, she's not. It's your daughter.

No. Yeah, my daughter.

Your daughter. I'm sorry. Stepdaughter, then, maybe. What's up, Ashley?

Hi. Yeah, so I was like four years old. My mom got a brand-new Purple Sunfire, and I took one of those little white garden rocks and wrote my name, Ashley, on it. Oh, God. Oh, that's bad.

Man.

A lot of stuff with nail polish remover as well.

Oh, jeez. Yeah. By the way, the worst is when your kid writes into your car, but also when they write into it and they misspell. Whitney, what's happening?

Good morning. How are you guys?

We're great. What's going on?

Not much. So it wasn't me or my kid, but it was my boyfriend when he was a kid. And he went over and took his hose to the neighbors and sprayed inside their window on their furniture. Bring them to their furniture and ruined their furniture.

Oh, that's bad. Did they hate him forever? Like, was that?

Oh, dad had to replace the furniture.

Oh, jeez. Oh, my God.

Yeah.

That's a conversation you get from your mom, too, where you're like, wait till your father gets home. Right. Wait till your father gets home and sees this. What's going on, James?

All right. So when my oldest son was about three years old, I was having a pay-per-view party. And my ex-wife went and bought a brand-new crockpot, plugged it in the kitchen. She was getting, like, little weenies ready or whatever it was. And we'd hear this noise. So I ran out in the kitchen. my oldest son took a pair of scissors and cut the crock pot while it was plugged in oh geez so the paramedic said luckily he had shoes on it didn't hurt him but he took off running so from now we call him shot tart that's his nickname

oh my god the poor guy geez uh something a science experiment that you should not try uh dawn what's

up hi um well my son was just about three years old and we were i had him in the car seat i mean this was a long time ago because he's like 36 now and i was backing out of the driveway and i had the automatic on the floor backed up put it in park got out to go and close the garage door and when i turned around the car was right behind me he had gotten out of his car seat and I moved just in time as he was going through the garage door.

Oh, my God. Wow. He got in and actually got the car to move and go through the garage door at three years old?

He was in the car seat. Yeah, he was in the car seat, but in the front seat, because back then they could be right there in the front seat. Sure. Yeah, and he got out and was standing right there, you know, where you put your feet. Right. and actually moved the gear shift, and I quickly was able to get back in the car just as we were pointing out the back of the garage.

Oh, my God. And was that the worst accident he ever got in in all of his life?

Yeah, so far.

Thank God. Knock on wood, right? Yeah. I always say if that's the worst that happened to you, then we'll be happy about that. I say that to myself, too. how about this one samantha got a brand new computer and we're talking about how your kids can ruin everything what did your kid do so it was actually me when i was a kid

my grandma had a computer room and it was one of those big boxy computers she also played bingo and so she had those big like bingo magnets and i thought it was cool the way.

the magnet would make the screen change. So I took the magnet, and I waved it all over the computer screen.

Ruined. Yeah. Yeah. Now, grandmas are supposed to love you forever. Did your grandma not love you after that?

She kind of never let me live it down, and now I'm 26 and still running.

And people are keeping you away from magnets these days, aren't they?

Yeah. I haven't touched one since.

so i caught someone talking spit about me and they got caught in what i think is probably one of the funniest ways possible have you ever caught somebody that was talking crap about you and how did you catch them share with us so my situation is this so i had somebody text me and ask if chelsea and i would like to attend a party that they are having and it was an interesting party and i won't give out specifics because they will of course know that i'm talking about them on the air right now but other people other people will know that it was them and i don't want i don't want them to get bombarded with calls so they asked if chelsea and i would attend the party and then right after their text and i didn't get their text right away so all of sudden i saw that they had texted a couple of times i see this humongous text and it was like like a paragraph text yeah a bunch of gobbledygook i don't know what it was it was like a bunch it was like a bunch of words that were put together and then i started going oh they must not realize they've got the voice to text going thing oh and um and what you see is would you and chelsea like to attend a party at our house, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Just let us know. And the next one is, no, I don't want to go that. No, they're going to say no anyway. They always end up saying no. These guys never come to anything unless-

Wait, and this is written. This isn't in like a voice memo. This is a text.

This is a text message, yeah. So what ended up happening was their phone must have had the voice thing on. You ever have that happen to you? Like, you know how sometimes it happens if you're an iPhone user, siri will do this every now and again like on my apple watch it does this from time to time where she'll go i'm sorry what are you trying to say you know stuff like that like they think that you're talking to him and they must have hit send sending it to me and then checking it obviously and then the next message after that was oh that text was not meant for you i'm so sorry about that I apologize let us know if you guys can come to total malarkey yeah yeah got busted busted busted busted and talking talking crap and there were some other things that they said in there that I gotta be perfectly honest with you we're a little bit more salacious but like I said I'm not gonna say them because the problem is my friends and the people that I associate with will all know who I'm talking about and what I'm talking about and they'll give them so much crap and then it will become just a A total pain in the ass thing for us.

Wait, so did you go to the party? No, the party's coming up. Okay.

The party's coming up.

Are you going to go?

I said to Chelsea, I go, if ever we ever go to a party, we're going to this party. Yes, we have to. We've got to because now we know the feelings. We've got their true feelings of what their thoughts are about us.

Plus, just to look them in the face after they know that they did that.

Well, also, hey, some people never come to these parties. I'm so glad that you – oh, my God.

We would not miss this party for the world.

You should be the last one there. Like, just never leave.

It'd be like – stay the whole time.

I love it. Mike, that's so good. But this happens – you know, technology gets people busted all the time, but does it ever get you busted where you found somebody who was talking crap about you? And then the other thing, and this is one of the ones – and I throw this out there. I know there are people that have walked into a room and then everybody all of a sudden becomes quiet.

That's the worst feeling in the whole world.

Has anybody ever walked into the room without them knowing and then they became quiet? And you heard a couple of last things that were said. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We're going to do a little spit talking this morning here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. Rebecca?

Hi, good morning.

Good morning. You actually heard somebody talk and spit about you. Who was it?

It was my own mother. What? Your own mother? Yeah, she sent a very harsh text about me to my younger brother. And all I responded was, I think you got the wrong text. And then I get a phone call from her, and she still thought it was my brother.

and is trying to confirm the harsh text being like, no, but your sister did all this and I feel this way about her. And I go, mom, you're still talking to the wrong person.

Oh, my God.

Well, why was mom talking bad about you to your siblings anyways? It was over a holiday incident. And, you know, holidays bring out the worst in families.

Holidays and alcohol, too. Are you and your mom in a good place right now?

Yeah, we're better. But, I mean, she's the type, I mean, that you just can't keep too close, unfortunately.

Oh, that's too bad. Michelle, who was talking spit about you?

My ex-husband, Mojo.

Your ex who? I'm sorry?

My ex-husband.

Your ex-husband. Oh, well, of course. How did you find this out?

So, he accidentally butt-dialed me, and he actually had the children for the weekend. And I actually heard him telling the children that they had to lie to me about their whereabouts. They were both very sick and that he had a family function. The kids were supposed to be home resting. And, yeah, this went on for, like, ten minutes. And I just sat and listened. And then when he realized that the call had been made, I called him back and he wouldn't answer his phone. I did confront him, however, when I got the children back that weekend. And I just found it really incredible, though, because he's encouraging the children to lie to me all the while I'm listening to everything going on. Oh, my gosh.

Wow, that's awful. Do you guys ever get this? Do you guys ever get long voicemail messages from people who don't realize that they called and left you a voicemail message? And do you listen to the entire thing to see if someone is talking crap about you?

Every single word. Even if it's just a car. Even if they're just sitting in the car.

And you guys are the people that tell me that I have too much free time with Netflix?

I do that all the time, too, Mike. And, Megan, I know you would do it, too. If you got a long message and you started hearing people having chatter with each other, you would listen to the entire thing to find out what they were talking about. That's, by the way, a way that you can catch somebody talking crap about you.

Have you guys ever been in public and heard people talking about you and not knowing that you were there? Because that's happened to me.

Like a listener or a friend or what?

Well, either or, but if you're at a restaurant and you're sitting in a booth and the people in the booth next to you are talking about you and you don't know that you're... Well, it happened to me a few times when I was going through my divorce and I busted so many people talking about me.

You show up and go, hi guys, let me tell you the whole thing.

Let me tell you what's going on. You don't even say... You just have to stand up at the end and walk out and turn back to make sure that you look at their faces because they're just mortified.

You know what I would do? I would actually walk over and say, hey, move over. Let me tell you a little bit more. You imagine they'd probably poop their pants. What's up, John? How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. You caught somebody talking crap about you?

Yeah. It was when I was in high school about 20 years ago. But I walked into a room that was like a lunchroom. It just wasn't a bunch of my friends. And the last thing I hear was, isn't it gross that he likes guys?

Wow. Wow. And these are people that you consider friends?

They were.

God, that's awful.

Good answer.

Yeah.

And so did you confront them?

No, I kind of just, I didn't know what to do at the time. I turned around and walked out, and then we just kind of didn't talk anymore. And now half of them are either pregnant or unemployed.

Isn't that always the best? I know you don't ever want to wish ill will upon anybody at all, except for the people that say bad things about you.

Yeah, but you kind of go through and you look at their Facebook. You're like, oh, yeah, let me check on this person from 15 years ago. Oh, I'm glad to see their tweet worse off than me.

I feel like that stuff's meant to happen, too, because what it does is it gives you their honest opinions, and then it weeds them out of your life.

It's so true, Mike.

Yeah.

What's up, Sarah? How you doing? Good. How are you? Good. Who did you catch talking crap about you?

Well, funny story. Someone caught me talking crap about that.

Uh-oh, Sarah.

Yeah, well, I was, to be fair, I was home alone, and I was chit-chatting with some family members, and, you know, you get a little fed up sometimes with roommates, and I hear a scoff, and I'm like, what the heck? I'm, like, looking around, hello? And I found out that the Alexa can listen in on conversations if it's not your device.

Oh, and that's how they were able to hear every word that you were saying?

Yes. Yeah, listening in on me.

So through Alexa. So you're talking in one room with Alexa there, and they're in another place listening to Alexa? At work, yeah. Oh, my God. But that's karma for them. Like, what do they say about ear stoppers? You never hear nice of yourself. Like, that's on them.

Wait, how do they do that? Honestly, I wouldn't know.

The app on your phone for Alexa, you can drop in on a device. Oh, it's just a drop in.

Yeah.

And you can't even, it doesn't even make a noise.

Wait, what were you saying about them? What was some of the...

I was just kind of complaining about, you know, dishes. You know, dishes will never end. I understand that now. But it's just little things, you know, nothing major. So maybe not talking crap, maybe just stating facts.

But Shannon, you were talking about hearing people talking about you while you were there. That happened to mom, Grace, and they were talking crap about her son, right? Is that right, Grace?

Yes, it is. We were at a baseball game in high school, and one of the parents was talking about how my son plays more than his son. He was actually a part of the booster club, and I walked up behind him. He didn't know I heard him, and, oh, boy, I laid right into him. He didn't know what to say. He was doing that backpedal dance.

Stuttering away.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

So, wait, he was trying to say that your son shouldn't have played?

Yeah, he shouldn't have played as often as he did because his son was a better player. It's like, are you kidding me? You got a problem with that? You need to take it to the coach. You don't sit and talk about someone else's kid to other parents. And the parent he was talking to is a good friend of mine.

Was that parent sticking up for your son? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But when I came up, he was cracking up. He was like, oh, God, you did that to the wrong kid.

Let me tell you something. I want you to be my mother. Mama bear right here.

I am a mama bear. I have four kids, and I'm very outspoken. And I don't care if it's even with my kid, if it was someone else's kid. That's the first time I had it. Then I had it happen a second time with my fourth child.

Oh, geez.

This woman didn't know the kid was my kid. She was talking crap. I was talking crap, and then I said, I just want you to know that was my son.

Oh, wow.

I think her face was so red Oh I bet

Alright well thanks Appreciate you Grace

You too take care

I'm going to be careful what I say around her If it's more than one kid though We start to think that maybe It might be the kid Grace hold on Mojo It's the nicest four letter word you'll say today This is Mojo in the morning Shannon had something happen to her last night And knowing you You probably didn't say anything at all

Guess what You wouldn't have said anything either Because we are the same We are non-confrontational people

I would be like so angry Oh I was fuming Fuming there'd be like you know steam coming from me

You're taking the words right out of my mouth

Oh sorry there was steam coming from you

There was steam coming out of my ears So let me explain what happened My girlfriend Ashley and I went to the mall last night And we had like a bunch of returns That we wanted to make And then we were like, let's just, let's grab some food at one of the mall restaurants. Well, I'm the type of person that always likes to sit at the bar and Ash is the same way. So we like scan the restaurant and we notice, we zero in on two ladies sitting at the bar that had paid the bill. Their drinks were almost gone. So we're like, perfect. We're going to go be those annoying people who stand right behind them and stalk them for their seats. But this bar actually has an area where you can do that, where you can like, there's a little ledge. So you can grab a drink and stand and wait there, you know, for people to vacate their bar seats. So we kind of hung out just waiting for them to get up. A couple of minutes later, another, a woman walks into the restaurant and we can see her scanning the bar. She notices us and she said, oh, are you girls waiting for a spot at the bar? And we said, yeah, we've been here for about 10 minutes. We're just kind of, you know, waiting for these two ladies right here. So fast forward 10, 20 minutes, I don't even know. We're still waiting. All of a sudden, I see two different people get up. The woman who asked us if we were waiting runs over and grabs those seats with her friend. I'm like, what in the actual F? She took seats knowing that we had been waiting for way longer than she had been waiting. Literally looked us right in the eye as she was doing it, too. First world problems, yes, I know. But I was so mad. I will F you up bitch I wish I had that drop on my phone Cause I couldn't do it in person But I would go over and play the drop

So you obviously walked up to her and said hey you're in my seat right

No I wanted to so bad Mike but of course I didn't

So what did you do What did you

to sit there and have to wait for another spot to get open?

Honest to God, my friend and I just sat there dumbfounded that she did this and looked at us as she was doing it. She did not give two craps. And so the bartender, I almost want to shout her out, I don't know her name, but she was my girl last night because she knew that we were waiting because she had given us drinks. So she was aware. And so she actually walked up to the woman and said, I'm so sorry, but these ladies over here have been waiting for about a half an hour for, you know, seats at the bar. So, you got to get up and go.

Wow. And she kicked him out. It was great. Wow. That's a, thank God. That's a, now that's a bartender right there.

Oh, she got a good tip.

You better believe it.

She got a good tip.

I'm always amazed, and I don't know if this has ever happened to you before, of people that cut. Like, the people that, and you can tell us your cutting story, because it happens at the grocery store all the time. I've had this happen to me. I'm at Kroger and I'm waiting to use the self-checkout machines and I'm standing there and somebody just kind of like, because what they do is they act like they're next thing you know, I'm like, hey, wait a second. How did they get up there right now?

And it's there's a karma that comes with cutting to like yesterday, like those people who cut deserve bad karma. And I hope it comes their way. I hope yesterday I was in Starbucks and I accidentally cut. You ever do that where you don't realize that you cut and then the person that saw you cut now is behind you, but instead of just accepting the fact that you cut, you give them their spot back because I'm so afraid of cutting karma. I feel like anybody who cuts-

Cutting karma. That's a good one.

Absolutely.

I think that the grocery store is a place where it's happened. Starbucks is another good place where it's happened.

Parking spaces.

Parking spaces are big.

When people swoop in.

If you've ever gone to Cedar Point and you had people that will jump in front of you, I like the people that run fast to get, like, you're walking, you're walking, oh, leisurely, and then they run right in front of you and, like, almost knock you over with the wind be, you know, beneath their wings. But those people are a-holes. Oh, airport. What is the story? Oh, that's the worst one at the gate. Why does everybody, why does everybody, Reese?

He's getting so fired up he had to stand up out of his chair. I got to stand up.

Oh, no, I think I have something hurting my butt right now, right now. I sat, my phone, my, usually my watch tells me when I stand up. Why is it, Reese, that people hover, hover around the, the, the, you know, area where you walk onto the plane?

You got a ticket. You got a seat.

And they're usually, you know, the people that are the hovers are usually the people that are the last ones called to get on the plane. Yes. But they're right there.

Let me explain. Okay. Because those people who get on last and sit at the back of the bus, we're the ones with carry-ons that might not make it out of the plane. That's exactly. So we're fighting for carry-on space. And your carry-on's way too big anyway.

It's not going to fit.

Not all of us can pay for the checked baggage, okay? We got to make it fit. We got to make it work. It's expensive to fly, all right? Not all of us live. It is what it is. Well, pack less. You shouldn't have that much clothes.

Don't check the bag by the way.

Because it's going to be free if they have to check it at the gate.

If you didn't have that much clothes, you would have had enough money to buy a better ticket and get a seat in row 14.

It's expensive.

Yeah.

What's going on, Maddie? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, hi, Mojo. Yeah, my wife and I, we both work at the same factory, and they have a security process of when you leave the building. And usually everyone gets out at the same time, so there's always a big influx of people trying to get out the door. And someone cut in front of my wife yesterday, and they have a random security extra screening process that takes an extra few minutes to go through, and they got randomly selected because they cut in front of her. There you go.

Cutting karma, just like Mike said.

Thank you. There is a God. We love you. I love that. That's interesting. You know, I never thought about how bad it's got to be in, you know, businesses like yours where there's so many people trying to leave it at the same time. I bet leaving is worse than coming, right?

Yeah, it is. And then everyone stands by the time clock like a few minutes before the actual time. So then it's really hard to actually get out when, you know, you're allowed to clock out a few minutes early, but everyone wants their extra two minutes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Thank you for listening to us. What's up, Doreen?

Good morning, guys.

Hi.

I wanted to comment about the hovering at the airport. I'm actually that person, but I'm also the one that has all the kids and the baby on my lap. So I have to be the first one because it takes me on a seat.

Okay, understandable. But they let you guys board first, usually.

Well, usually it's first class. It's like business class.

No, no, no. They always let, if he needs a little bit more time or you're a parent or military, they let you guys.

go before they let any of those people go i'm also the last person off the off the plane because i don't want to get the the stairs from because my kids are not acting right well that's like stairs so everybody's when i'm like walking out of the airplane like everybody's staring at me

because my kids are just not quiet doreen that's another one too getting on the plane and then when you land and you pull up to the gate the people that have to jump up as fast as they possibly can jump in the aisle and get you know their bag and like push out of the way but have nowhere else to go they're like yeah they're they're either at their destination or they're going you know home they landed here in town and they're going home and they or they're standing up just for like the

whole time until they let everybody out like why are you standing like it's gonna be 15 minutes

before they let us out anyway yeah yeah another big um time this happens a lot of parents are texting in is pick up and drop off at school yep yeah and you know what's what's amazing is

you know those people those are people your kids are going to school with and you guys are being

so rude to them and it's aggressive because everybody's in a car so everybody feels like

more comfortable getting aggressive in their car yeah i mean and they're willing to run over kids to go go do it what's up rick hey what's going on rick are you one of these people that cuts in line

okay look normally i hate cutters okay but if you ever been to the renaissance festival to get that turkey leg that's fine is it really okay so i sent i sent my fiance to the beer line and i was in the turkey leg line and i was just like you know what this is just not gonna work so i went to the front of the line there was this really pretty girl standing there i shamelessly flirted and i cut

an hour off my wait time oh wow because of that cutting but did you have bad karma afterwards

i was there with my mother-in-law and um and that was miserable in itself yeah i bumped into those same people nine times while they were

all over the park yeah yeah uh alan's got a good one to add to the list what is it alan that

everybody rushes to do oh get on the elevator when the doors first open and they don't give a chance to even get off yes oh yeah yeah yeah drives me crazy it's like i don't know they think

there's a prize on there or something they got there is there's got to be a president inside

uh kim hi hi mojo hi leaving a sporting event or concert yes everybody has to run into the aisle and they don't realize hello the parking lot is going to be deadlocked so why are you running

Yeah, exactly And they try to race through and zigzag Around through lines Trying to get out of a Lions game Or Red Wings game is a tough one Thank you for the call And then John, this is the ultimate And you probably are faced with this this morning As you're driving Good man, what's going on?

Not too much When you're driving and there's a sign That says left lane and a half mile down And everybody's merging to the right And you've got that one person who just wants to fly past everybody to try and get to the front and just squeeze their way in. It's one of my absolute pet peeves in life is to just try and make that person stay out. I will speed up. I will bumper to bumper to keep that person from getting in. Like, nope. We were all patient. We followed the rules.

Yeah. And it's usually a guy in a BMW. Oh, yeah. It's usually it. That's funny. Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Shannon, like, all cute, but there's a crazy side, too.

That chick is a ticking time bomb. Get out of the building.

This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Who said they were excited about Kim Kardashian joining the cast of American Horror Story? That was me. KP. Yeah, she just signed on to star in the upcoming 12th season of the show in a role that was written specifically for her. So, very planned. And she's going to be joining returning star Emma Roberts, American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy, saying we are thrilled to welcome Kim to the AHS family. A-H-S. There we go.

Sure.

Sure. Thanks, Mike. He said Emma and I are excited about collaborating with this true force in culture. Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly are working on their relationship, but they're not rushing things. I'm hearing they are back together after their little trip to Hawaii. But they're taking it slow. So they've stalled wedding planning to work on the issues that they're having. They had this huge L.A. wedding ceremony planned. So everything is on hold at this point. I did see that they were holding hands in Hawaii. At first I said there was absolutely no PDA, but there was some hand holding. So, I don't know. But still no engaged marrying from what I could tell.

I want them to get married so bad because I just know it's going to be a mess.

Can I get married?

No, I meant, like, at the wedding. Like, you don't think that their, like, weird vibe is going to be a mess of a wedding? Oh, for a wedding? Yeah.

I thought you meant relationship-wise. No, the wedding. Oh, okay.

It's like that dude breaks bottles on his face and he bleeds all the time. You know something weird is going to happen.

Well, while we're talking about him, MGK and Steve Buscemi are going to be guest-starring on Pete Davidson's new series, Bupkiss. Charlamagne Tha God, John Mulaney, Kenan Thompson, Jon Stewart also going to be appearing as guest stars, Bupkiss premieres May 4th on Peacock. Netflix has announced a Stranger Things cartoon series. I don't know how I feel about this, but the Duffer Brothers saying, we've always dreamed of an animated Stranger Things in the vein of the Saturday morning cartoons that we all grew up loving, and to see this dream realized has been absolutely thrilling. So at least it'll stick to the series, I think, because the Duffer Brothers have a hand in this. They said the scripts and the artwork are incredible. We can't wait to share more with you. the adventure continues dot dot dot and by the way if you missed last hour's dirty the big breaking dirty this morning 11 from stranger things millie bobby brown is engaged possibly

married i'm putting that out there yeah it looks like a wedding dress yeah what if she's married

they haven't confirmed anything this is just real words but i think they're married so megan you and i were just talking about this last week these live action remakes that disney is doing i played do the preview for the little mermaid um and also some of the songs we talked about how some of the songs the lyrics are going to change uh to kind of represent consent and female empowerment yesterday we got the trailer for the new live action adaptation of disney's peter pan and wendy starts streaming april 28th on disney plus and can i fix a statement that i said last week when

we talked about this because i said the live action was usually not good and i went into my Disney app this weekend, and I think I was wrong. Now, there have been a few bad ones. I think we all agree the Jungle Book wasn't that great. The Lion King one, meh. The Lady and the Tramp one, meh. Oh, I didn't see that one. But there were, like, the Cruella was amazing. Maleficent was amazing. Beauty and the Beast, amazing. Alice in Wonderland was really great. So they've done some really good ones. Yeah, you said that, to be fair. No, I need you to go back and say that part again. You were wrong. I never said that. I didn't say that. Mike, why are you saying that I was wrong? No, no, go grab the clip. Do you think you're better than me, Mike? Go grab the clip. Go grab the clip.

And lastly, do you guys all know who the Dalai Lama is? Yes. Do I have to explain? Okay, just in case you don't know, he is an 87-year-old Tibetan spiritual leader, I guess we could call him. Well, he is apologizing this morning after a video started going around of him asking a little boy to suck his tongue. Now, this actually happened back in February, but for some reason, we're all just seeing it and talking about it now. This little boy went up to him to greet him, and this is what ensued.

Can I help you? Okay, come.

And suck my tongue. I'm sorry, what? So he sticks out his tongue and says, and suck my tongue. Well, a statement from the office of the Dalai Lama said his holiness often teases people he meets in an innocent and playful way, even in public and before cameras. The statement also said the Dalai Lama regrets that moment and wishes to apologize to this little boy and his family as well as to his many friends across the world for any hurt his words and his joke may have caused. So if you saw that, now a statement on it. For all of today's dirty, check out that dirty page on note in the morning dot com.

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Bojo in the Morning Show. So I was having a discussion with a friend of mine who is kind of a little goofy. and I was telling him that yesterday was a big day for me and I didn't realize how big of a day it was but I felt like there was something kind of cool happening in my life yesterday and then later Chelsea checked in with me and she said hey how you holding up today and I'm like oh I think I'm holding up okay why what's going on and I'm like oh she's going to deliver some bad news to me or something I'm like I just don't need any more bad news right now and she goes oh no no no you know today being the anniversary and I'm like, of what? And she goes, uh, today's the anniversary of the day that your dad died. And I was like, Oh my God. And I felt like horrible that I have not had a conversation, you know, with my brother or sisters or anybody like to say anything or, and I feel like it's not officially that the anniversary, unless I post something on social media about it.

Isn't that sad that you feel forced to do that to commemorate? Okay.

I'm joking when I say that I wasn't going to do it because honestly, I didn't want to put anything out there because I know that people do it and I know that they do it for the comfort of themselves, but I feel comforted. I don't need to do it. I looked at a couple pictures of my dad.

Oh, that's good. Do you guys normally have like a...

Like a mass or something?

A mass or just like a call where you guys all reminisce every year?

Or how do you... Sometimes it's like either a group chat or sometimes... You know, because we got double now. Because we got my mom also passed away too. Yeah. But no, we do. We kind of... We talk to each other so often. We're so close. I mean, if anything, I don't ever want anybody to feel sorry for the losses that I've had. i want you to realize that the blessings that i've had in the fact that my brothers and sisters and i are so close with each other and i think that you know that to me means everything you know i'd love my parents to be alive today and my kids to be able to get to spend more time with their their grandparents because i asked luke yesterday i said luke do you remember uh grandpa and he goes not really kind of and then we started having conversations about things my dad um he died when luke was three and so while we're you know talking i said well let me tell you a little couple of stories and i said you know he would pull out a harmonica all the time and play it for you and um so that was a big thing and he always loved to hold luke as a baby and go like and he would take his teeth out and like his teeth would like pop out and he's green he would do that it

was that noise i know that noise in my head it's crazy yeah and one time he took his teeth out and

And the teeth went and hit my son, Luke, right, boom, right there on the forehead. And Luke looked up at him and didn't cry. I thought it was so funny. But he says, oh, my God. He goes, that's funny. And I thought to myself, I think we have video of that somewhere, so I'll have to try to find him taking his teeth out. But it was, you know what, it was really a good day yesterday, and then it got to be one of those type of situations where I started thinking things through. I started having this kind of weird feeling, and a friend of mine one time told me, hey, you know what you should do? And he asked me to do it for him. You should have a designated friend that you give all of your passwords to, like the password to your MacBook computer, your iPhone, your social accounts, that you trust, the person that you trust, because you can't give it to somebody that's going to sit there and put ding-dong pictures up, and you don't want that happening. But have that because you need to have a friend that has this, these secure passwords, just in case something does happen if you do die, if you pass. And he said, and it's not so much just because you want your spouse and family to be able to get into your stuff and be able to see everything that you have there, like all the, you know, financial information or things like that. It's to make sure that someone's there to delete the dirty stuff.

Oh, because that was my question was why wouldn't your person just be Chelsea? You wouldn't even want Chelsea to see.

Well, there's some things that I have that I don't know if I want Chelsea to fully see.

Okay.

Like do any of our listeners have like a friend that is their, you know.

Wipe it clean.

Wipe it clean friend. That's a good name for it.

Yeah.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. You can do this. Anybody can do this. What's up? Rob, you there?

Hey, Mojo.

Good, man.

How's it going?

What's going on?

I just heard you guys talking on the radio about the password, and Facebook actually lets you set a legacy contact, so if you pass away, they can take over your Facebook profile.

That is actually very interesting. I don't know where that is. Where is that in the settings?

I'm not exactly sure, but if you type in legacy, contact you click on the link and i'll let you set one it's funny that you you talk about this

because i still won't give facebook my phone number they keep asking me they keep asking me to share my phone number and i'm like i'm not giving you my phone number and i can't figure out the setting just to get it so like when people tag me i can untag myself so i don't know how i'm going to find a legacy setting exactly hi nikki hi what's going on i i told my best friend where

my weed gummies are in case something happens so that my husband and kids will never find them

Oh, are you hiding that from them? From your husband, too.

Yeah.

Really? And where do you keep them?

In different locations. It's in random spots, so I have to continually text my friend and tell her that I moved them here or I moved them somewhere else.

You, by the way, are very protective of it because you won't even tell me. I'm a complete stranger who doesn't even know where you live. Nope. Do you take them at night to sleep? because I know many do, and I've tried them a couple of times. They work wonders.

I do, actually. Yep, I take them at night.

Yeah. That's funny that you don't tell your family because, what, do you think they'll be a little too judgmental on you?

Yeah.

Maybe I should do this. I'll share with you my password for all my stuff, and you share with me your weed gummy spot.

No. She still doesn't want to do it. She's still not going to do it.

Yeah, and she doesn't want me taking her gummies. what's up lauren hi good morning how are you guys good well lauren you have someone that has all

your stuff yep my best friend of 15 years we have each other's stuff and in the past we have um even lied to like past boyfriends and have things just to protect each other i mean whatever it takes we're gonna lie for you that's a good friend you know what i wish i had a friend that

was like that for me too but i know that i don't i i'm telling you one of my closest buddies in the world brad he would tell everybody just because he would want you know to one-up me on things you

know and make me look bad no whatever it takes we got each other's backs we've been doing it since for for the last 15 years and we're gonna continue to do it sweet that's nice to have friends like

that what's up kylie hey hey what's going on nothing so there's this book called i'm dead now what and you fill out all your information like your password your credit card information your bank accounts um and then when you die because i got it from my parents and then when you die you just have all that information right there but then how do you tell them where the book is

you keep it in the same spot I understand that

but here's the thing though with the book you gotta tell everybody now then about the book or they're gonna see a book and they're gonna go I'm dead now what oh throw that away that looks depressing

you gotta hide it somewhere good where no one's gonna find it that makes no sense yes it does whomever you're giving the book to you say this is where it is nobody else knows where it is this is where it is so when I kick the bucket make sure to go

you know. Why don't I just keep it all on one password and say. Or give it to that person.

I have an if I go missing folder and it's all that stuff in case I get kidnapped.

What? You have one of those? That seems like it's kind of morbid a little bit.

It is, but I listen to a lot of murder podcasts. This whole conversation is so morbid. It also just goes to show where our priorities are. He's worried about people wiping his computer clean for his porn stash. I literally have designated my sisters to make sure they dress me. And my hair is curled a certain way. And I have confetti cannons at my funeral, just like a Taylor Swift guy.

And, Emily, what do you have your best friend doing for you if, God forbid, you die?

If I die or me and my husband pass away, my best friend has keys to our house to empty out our drawer. Oh. So my parents or siblings or anyone else does not get to see our sex drawer.

Ah. And there's some dirty stuff in that sex drawer, isn't there?

Oh, yeah. Of course. You know?

Yeah.

I take care of them.

That's good. And shout out to your best friend that's going to do this for you.

Matt North.

He never holds it over your head like, hey, I'm going to go check out the drawer.

No, I'm doing the same for him. Oh, good.

I love it. Return the favor. Thanks for the call. Mojo in the Morning. Find us on Instagram. It's Mojo in the Morning. Time now for breakup or makeup. So we gave her an alias. So we're going to call you Chloe. are you okay with uh that as a name yeah it's cute um chloe on with us right now with the situation that i think could be the most controversial breakup or makeup that we've had in a while so chloe you're in a relationship right now and you want to tell everybody the big

news oh yeah um well i've been dating this guy for about three months um and i just found out that i'm pregnant which scary exciting um but i did the math and i'm pretty sure that this baby

might be my ex's really so not pretty sure but you're not a hundred percent i'm not a hundred

percent but like it's it's kind of hard to you know do math and be wrong wow so in this new

relationship that you got into do you like the guy that you're in a new relationship with oh my gosh

he's he's so great um like literally i could don't think i could ask for a better guy and does he

think it is say that again does he think that that the pregnancy

that this baby is his oh um i haven't told him yet okay does anybody know that you're pregnant oh my friends do like my super close friends we've been talking about it so this is the dilemma

the dilemma is what to do because you're wondering should you tell him that you're pregnant and make him believe that it's his baby? Because you, like Shannon said, you truly don't know unless you do some kind of a DNA test, which I don't know, you know, how that would work. But because it could technically be his. I mean, I don't know.

Right, again, you're not 100% certain, but you also can't hide this. If you like this guy and you're going to continue to date him, you can't hide a pregnancy.

Right, right. And I definitely don't want to dump him and not say anything or even just dump him in general. I really like him.

Yeah.

I will say this. If you do say to him, I'm pregnant, and I think this baby is not yours, but my prior boyfriend's, I think you're going to lose this guy. I think it's too soon in a relationship. It's three months in, and maybe that's the right thing to do, but maybe it's also the wrong thing to do because it may not be. Your exes

I just think you have to be totally honest about the situation I'm pregnant I'm not quite sure whose it is I mean there's really no other way around it

I don't know I'm telling you Listen I normally think honesty is the best policy But that would worry me That he would fly In that case

But that I mean he should be aware of the situation Like you can't lead him to believe That it is his baby if you know in your gut that that is very, very much a possibility that it's not. And, you know, let him make that decision for himself. If he, after three months, has formed that big of a bond with you to, you know, to take the risk and stick around, let that be his decision.

This is not necessarily a breakup or makeup, so I'm not even going to ask that. This is just going to be given a little advice. Cindy, your advice for Chloe?

um i think it depends on if she had sex with her ex during the time that she's dating her new guy if she has not then well regardless i think she should tell both of them and like you said you know it might risk him you know flying the coop but if he does at least she knows now what kind of person he is but i think she should be honest with both of them and ride out the pregnancy enjoy every moment of it and when the baby's born get a bna test

What do you think, Chloe?

I mean, I absolutely agree. My current boyfriend, he's great. I think he does need to know the truth. But with my ex, he was not a nice guy.

So you would not get back together with him if this was his baby? Oh, gosh, no. No. No.

And I'm honestly not even sure why I call him an ex. We only dated for less than a month. And we broke up because he was just so awful.

You know who did this? Your boyfriend, Tom Brady.

Oh, yes.

Remember, because he was, well, Bridget Moynihan was pregnant with Tom Brady's baby, and they had broken up, and Giselle was, I mean, this is like such a celebrity, you know, relation to this situation, but Giselle was aware that he was going to have a baby with another woman, and she decided that she wanted to continue to date him.

And in the case of Tom Brady, he was already on to Giselle, right? Moved on.

That's what I mean, but she was aware of the situation.

Brittany, what's up?

Hi. Yeah, I was just saying that I think her only option is to use, like, a prenatal DNA test. I used one a few years back. It was only a couple hundred dollars. And you just swab the men's mouth, and then you give a blood sample, and it takes about two weeks, and they call you, and they say he is or is not the father.

So who would she do that to? Would she do that to the current boyfriend since she doesn't want to be in a relationship with the other guy?

Yeah, maybe both unless she's trying to keep it a secret from the new guy. But I don't think keeping secrets in the beginning of a relationship is a very good idea. So I would say both.

Do you get that from your OB or from the hospital or do you get that?

No, it was a separate company. You just have to look up online prenatal DNA testing and it wasn't super pricey and it was very easy.

Interesting.

How accurate is that?

Seems like it'd be very I don't know And unfortunately Maury just went off the air So You know so we can't turn to him What's going on Andy

Hey Chloe I think she should Let him decide, you know, let him know, and, you know, let him figure out if he can handle it or not, you know?

So tell the guy that she's been in a relationship with for the last, you know, 90 days what's going on.

Yeah, let him decide if he wants to, you know, continue with it, you know?

Kida, what do you think? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hello?

Yes, Kida, hi.

Hi. Me personally, like I just said, I have six kids, and there's no way I'm not going to let you know, because there was one point in time when I had just broke up with my kid's father and was in a new relationship and was pregnant and did not know. So it's best to let them know than not true, because that's dishonest, and that causes trust, actually.

Yeah. So be honest. In your situation, did you say that you had a similar one to this?

I had the same similar, I had the same situation where I got pregnant and I was, me and my, when me and my ex was breaking up, but I was, I didn't find out until I got with my new, my current boyfriend.

What, what, what did your current boyfriend do?

He said that it don't matter if it's his or not, we were still going to be together. Isn't that great? He was going to co-parent.

What an incredible man.

Are you guys still together?

no we're not no we're not it took us like 10 years to break up but does he consider that child still his his child still to this day isn't that beautiful for my baby i promise you and it didn't matter from birthdays to holidays and just just to see her he's still due for her

till this day that's beautiful that's nice to know that thanks kita another person who shares what happened to Keita, similar to what's going on with Chloe. Kennedy, you were in a similar situation?

Yeah, so I actually met my actually now recent boyfriend, too, and we got pregnant two months of knowing each other, and I was still kind of sleeping around with some other people. It wasn't that serious, and I found out, and I told him. I honestly said, I don't know if it's yours. It could be someone else's, but I'm, like, 95% sure it might be yours. And he said no matter what, he would still take care of her. And we have a 4-year-old, and we have one on the way.

And have you found out who the father is?

And we've been together for six years. He is for sure the father. Good. Wow.

Thank God.

Yep.

Ella has a quick question, and I think that the answer to this whole thing is the honesty. You've got to just be honest. I think it was what Shannon said. You know, you've got to tell them. But Ella, what was your question that you wanted to ask, Chloe?

I know it's a very new relationship, but have you guys talked about kids? Like you mentioned, like, oh, I love kids. I one day want kids. That's a great question. Have you mentioned it at all?

Yeah, it's something that we have talked about. He is in a really good spot in his life, job-wise. And so I think that that's something that's been on his radar in terms of starting a family. But we were so new into it that it was a very, very brief conversation. Yeah.

You should tell him. You know, you'll want to know. I mean, if he wants kids, you know, and if he's like, this is the relationship I want, he'll either want to wait and see what happens or he'll just say, nope, I'm not ready. And at least, you know, instead of, you know, letting it go longer and then your feelings and attachment to him get stronger.

Yeah. Good advice. Chloe, we are going to be thinking about you. Ellen's going to keep in touch with you to find out what happens. Wish you well. Just keep this baby healthy. Okay. Okay.

Thank you.

Thank you so much. I hope you got some advice that maybe you can use. It is the Mojo in the Morning show. good to have you guys here with us so one thing that you probably already know about megan is sometimes she makes a bigger deal out of things than she should what sometimes no

never that's not my personality nobody's ever said that and when craziness happens

Megan do you think that you make things even more crazy yeah I learned something about myself that

I did not like this weekend um and I hate those moments because there's no denying it like you ever watch a news story where somebody is the hero of the day they acted in an instance they saved lives they did the right thing they didn't even think twice about it and you you watch that and you'd go, I'll do that. I know I'd do that. I would do the same thing. I would be cool as a cucumber in emergency. Um, and then I had reality hit me, you know, real hard across the face this weekend and telling me, uh, that's not you, girl. That's not you. Don't even try to pretend. So over the weekend, I thought I set my oven on fire, which is not the first time. I actually, uh, set it ablaze so bad that we had to replace it at my dad's house twice. Don't worry about it. Um, but I realized in the heat of the moment, I am in fact not the person you want around in an emergency. I panicked. I totally dropped the ball. I stood in place. I could not remember where my fire extinguisher was. By the way, because I have a problem of setting appliances on fire and a history of it, there are four fire extinguishers in my house. Four of them. Did I remember where a single one was? No, of course I did not. That would be helpful, and I am not helpful in an emergency. I always say my brother, I never say his name. My brother's name is Sean. So I'm sitting in the kitchen, or I'm in the kitchen. I think my oven's on fire. I panic, can't find a fire extinguisher. And I just start not even screaming, because that would have been, again, helpful. Just quietly, Sean, Sean, Sean, he's not around. He's outside mowing the grass. I thought he could hear me. Nope. And I just kept standing in place, thinking it was on fire. Turns out, fun fact, I just burned a piece of toast. But I did learn in an emergency, I am not useful at all.

Megan, what was the first thing that you lit on fire at your dad's house back in the day?

Bacon. I definitely put bacon on a tray because I did not know how to cook at the time. And I had burned myself with bacon splatter on the stovetop. So my brother was like, just put it in the oven. But I put it on a cookie sheet and not like a baking sheet. So I had no edges. And apparently, yeah, that grease just goes up in flames real quick.

So we're learning toast, bacon. You're not a breakfast cooker. You'd probably not be sure.

It's like a bad luck one for you.

A bad luck meal for you.

I said a frozen pizza on fire before because, again, I can't cook. So if you just put something frozen in the oven, it'll be fine, right? Well, not if you fall asleep, turns out.

Who else is, like Megan, who else is the panicker in the case of an emergency? Will you call yourself out or call that person out? One of the things that Chelsea has told me on a positive with me, my wife Chelsea has said, that when things get panicky, I actually know how to kind of keep things under control.

That's good. You're the voice of reason.

Yeah, I kind of do a decent job of that. She's good at it, too. She's like really good at that. She's the calling factor.

I can see Chelsea, yeah.

Yeah, especially if the bad things happen to me. Chelsea's on this new thing now where she tells me that every time that i have something going on i i i think i'm dying like like she goes she said the other day i was like i i you know uh all of a sudden like felt this felt this uh sharp pain and she goes what's going on and i i go i think i'm dying right now and she's like you just got up from the couch sharp pain going on there um what did sean do by the way did you have to run and grab sean out of

the uh out of the yard and come and no because i sorry there she is i realized when i was in the panic i started like unplug stuff right that's the first thing is like turn everything off and i looked at my oven and it was just already off and then i realized

i have always this fear that of fire i don't know if you guys get this at all but i always have this fear of fire because when i was a kid my neighbor's house that was right directly next door to us burned down because of their their dryer they left clothes in the dryer and back in the day there used to be where the the lint i think the i think they changed this a little bit but the lint would cause a fire and it would continue like your dryer would continue to go on and it caused a huge fire in the house burned down yeah and if i'm not mistaken they might have made them a little bit more fire you know, retardant so that doesn't happen, but I don't know but I have this fear of fire all the time

I'm like that with my grill because it actually happened to a friend of mine her grill blew up while her family was eating dinner inside and burned their house down

Well, and honestly, I always have this fear of we barbecue, which we're going to barbecue tonight. I always think I didn't turn it off. So in the middle of the night, I'll wake the whole family up thinking I left the grill on. Yeah. What's going on, Lauren? hi lauren hi good morning hey what's going on are you like megan are you a panicker

oh for sure it's like my middle name but the worst part is i don't do blood at all so i just a couple weekends ago was cutting

lettuce for a salad and i should have just went with a burger or something because i sliced the top of my thumb just enough to where i passed out twice in the bathroom while my husband was trying to clean it up oh no oh god that's awful oh yeah i passed out at the dentist when my daughter had to get a crown so i'm drinking an orange juice box in the room next to her because i'm like the

worst mom ever it's horrible do you do you bleed a lot are you you're a big bleeder no but i just

seem like always to be in a traumatic situation and even if there's no blood my girlfriend got into a car accident um when we were like 18 and i showed up to the scene to help her clean her car out she was up walking around fine and i totally walked away and passed out face planted on the ash balls and the ems said uh does your friend need a stretcher wow and my friend said oh no she just has a weak stomach she'll be fine so it's horrible and i've never outgrown it i have

a first aid kit in my bag i carry a first aid kit with me i know it sounds weird to say that i keep in my car i have a fear that i'm going to bleed to death so my wife had to buy me uh bleed stop uh it's basically you put it it's like this powdery stuff you put on if you have like a like uh where you're bleeding that uh that will stop the the bleeding because i have this fear that i'm going to bleed to death because i had a horrible dream one night that that was the how i died in a pool of blood. Megan, you and I, we're like, seriously. We are not the same. I know you hate this.

You just got dragged into this. I know you hate this.

What's up, Erica?

Hi, Mojo. That was a pleasant story.

What's going on?

So I wanted to share with you that when I was in college, I was making a turkey burger and I was making it in like avocado oil and I scorched it so bad that all of the alarms went off at the school and the whole building had to evacuate. Wait, you

still have your fire alarms plugged in? Because at this point, I'm so bad at cooking I had to take the one out of my kitchen.

It was at the university, not my house. Oh my gosh.

So did the whole, everybody in the dorm have to leave the dorms and stand out in front waiting for the fire? It was in

one of the classroom buildings because we had a kitchen within our classroom. Yeah. And so like all of the classes in that building had to evacuate. You walk out there

and go, man, who did that?

Yeah, complete denial.

Hey, Colin, what's going on?

How are you guys doing?

Good, Colin. Are you a panicker?

I am definitely a panicker, and it's funny. The story that I was thinking about, the co-worker I was with is the exact opposite.

Really?

I was working in the back one day, and we'll say his name is Mike. He comes to the back, and he says, hey, Vicki's having a seizure up front. I panicked. everybody in the building knows within five minutes and he says hey victoria has is having a seizure up front like nonchalantly like nothing's happening so what do you do when you panic you

start screaming or hyperventilating breathing heavy well it went from are you kidding me to

um out to the emergency personnel security person so on the phone with 9-1-1 to on the phone with the managers across the street to pretty much just letting everybody know what's going on.

It's funny. You're the person that you don't want to make the 911 call because they have to, like, calm you down and don't deal with the injury or whatever it is that's going on, right, the person that needs to be tended to.

No, I delegated somebody to take care of Victoria, and I dealt with everything else.

Yeah. Poor Jordan. Listen to this story here. Jordan?

Hey, how's it going?

You're such a panicker. Tell everybody what happened when your wife gave birth

Oh my gosh So my wife and I had our first First kid together a couple weeks ago And we actually Had the baby there in Toledo And during delivery I passed out It was so embarrassing

Oh I think that that's happened to a lot of dads

Yeah It was the most terrible Thing ever My wife obviously With our first She was like so distraught that I was gone Like, it was just so crazy the way it worked out.

Did they have to tend more medical needs to you than they did to your wife, who was about ready to push out a baby?

Well, it was crazy because how it happened was I had been gone. They had admitted her to the hospital, and we live an hour away, so I had to go and get her back. So I was gone for an hour to get home, an hour at the house, and then an hour to get back. And this actually wasn't even during her delivery. i came back in the room and i helped her to go and use the bathroom and i look in like there's like this little like uh bowl that they have in the toilet for the urine or whatever yes and i take one look at it and it was all bloody and i passed out you poor bastard I literally standing, I take a.

couple steps out of the bathroom and my wife says i fell while i was standing i bumped my head and hit it so hard it popped off the floor oh my god you bounced i even bled so i was gone for another like hour and a half oh my gosh what would it have to the way of the delivery what did you guys have we had a baby girl oh congratulations thank you guys so much glad you made it through guys Hey, you know what? I did. I made it through, and I was able to redeem myself and cut the umbilical cord. Oh, good.

That's awesome. I can't believe that they allowed you to actually have the scissors in your hand after that whole thing. Take care of yourself.

Yeah, I know. It's crazy. Have you met Megan? So stupid. She's all panic and no disco. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning. 104.5 SNX 92.5 KISS FM and channel 955. So I ran into an old neighbor from our old neighborhood that we lived in probably I don't know over 10 years or so ago and when I ran into her I actually Did something that I did not know Was a bad thing So I said to her, I go Hey, where's so and so Saying her husband's name And she goes Oh, we're divorced And I go, oh no Oh my god, I'm so sorry And she looked at me with this funny face And goes, sorry You don't need to be sorry I'm happier than I've ever been And she went into this whole thing about how happy she was And I go, oh okay well you know yeah great all right talk to her first few moments and then I left going oh my god I want to bring this up on the air what is the reaction that you give to somebody when they are in a position like that where they just recently went through a divorce or you just recently found out about their divorce because I always felt like the thing you know was the natural reaction that was my natural reaction was oh because you know you don't do people you know don't want to see their marriages end. But for obvious reasons, obviously they did not have a very good marriage. Obviously she was not happy and maybe she wanted this divorce.

But I think your reaction was the very normal reaction. Yeah, I thought. You know what I mean? Because in most cases, and I said most cases because there are definitely people that are happy to get divorced, but it's a yucky situation. Could you imagine if you would have been like, oh, yes, you got divorced? Yeah, high five. You wouldn't want to go out for a drink?

Yeah, but that's how I react I usually go, oh, hell yeah I know you do I felt

I felt like, you know This was one of those things where As a person, you put your foot in your mouth Because you You know, A, I don't really know them that well And I never really saw them You know, in a position where they were in a bad Marriage I mean, to be honest with you, they could have been And they just hid it from me So when you went through your divorce, did you ever get reactions that were kind of like that, or did you ever get even worse reactions than that?

No, so most people's reaction was, oh, I'm so sorry. And obviously I didn't, like, it wasn't fun. I think the strangest reaction I got was from a venue here in town that wanted to know if they could throw me a divorce party and invite listeners. Did I tell you about this, Megan? It kind of sounds like a great idea. And I was like, well, I don't really want to celebrate this. so thank you but no thank you um that was that was a strange reaction to me but i i do understand like i i have had girlfriends who are so happy to finally be out of their marriages that were toxic and and not healthy and i get that but when you're asking the question you don't know what the situation is going to be so your first instinct is to apologize right i was gonna say my when i

say oh hell yeah it's usually my girlfriend so i know have been going through problems for a while So I'm like, hell, yeah, we're moving forward. This is going to be healthier. Like, yes.

Hey, Carrie, what's going on?

Hey, Mojo and crew. For me, it was the best thing that ever happened in my life. But I know for many others, it wasn't. So I always say, oh, it's either congratulations or I'm really sorry. Whatever the case may be for you is really what I say. Congratulations. That's a good response. Congratulations, or I'm sorry. You know, whatever it may be for you. Because for me, it was the best thing that ever happened in my life.

Actually, my first reaction is, you know, or what? And then congratulations. No, you know, you're right. Because everybody's story is completely different And also I don't know why I was so somber with it With the oh no Like you know one of those type of things I mean her reaction was Oh we're not together anymore We got divorced And the way she said it It wasn't like Yeah we got divorced You know what I mean I should have gone off of her reaction But it was just so natural You know

I was going to say In Shannon I wanted to have a divorce party Like I had a pure romance divorce party All of a sudden Oh did you really? It's a great idea

We should have thrown Shannon a pure romance divorce party. Actually, we can still do.

You know, if that venue is listening, I mean, I need a wedding venue. If the offer is still on the table this many years later.

Can we throw Shannon a pure romance bachelorette party and I'll be part of this? I think it would be fun.

Just saying, get a hold of my friend Tina.

All right, thanks. Thank you so much, Carrie.

When all you want is to be left alone but also get constant attention, is that too much to ask? This is Mojo in the Morning.

It's Mojo in the Morning show. Wow, this is a talent.

You know, I don't know that I would call it a talent. Maybe. Is it something I should be proud of?

You should actually see if you could get on, what is it, America? What's the Nick Cannon show? The Masked Singer?

No, my fiancee, Wes, and I went to the gym last night, and we're working out and I I really don't necessarily know what I'm doing so he was like showing me some of the stuff to do and he had me um doing this like thing with the the cables and the the ropes and I was like going over my head well I think that it was way way way too heavy for me so I had my feet kind of like spread apart like this and I was trying really hard to get these stupid things over my head and all of a sudden I felt it happen and I made a face so Wes knew something was wrong and he looked at me and he goes are you okay did you hurt yourself and I said no I'm not doing well and he goes what what just happened and I said I pushed my tampon out of my body doing that exercise he I thought he was gonna throw up I didn't know that was possible. It is possible. It is possible.

Does that happen?

It happened.

A lot or no?

Not a lot. No. I mean, it has to be a real special occasion for it to happen.

To be fair, it would never happen to me in the gym because I would have to go to the gym. But I have not. Tell me why this always happens. I sneeze more when I'm on my period and it happens when I sneeze sometimes. Yeah.

It's awful. And full disclosure, I was not wearing underwear because some yoga pants, you can see the underwear lines real well. So I wasn't.

So, you're never wearing underwear. Have you noticed? I'm wearing underwear right now. In all of your stories, you say, I carry around seven pairs of underwear in my purse. But when it comes to any story, you're like, but I wasn't wearing underwear.

When was I not wearing underwear?

No, you do say, you'll say, I wasn't wearing underwear.

At night, I don't wear underwear. I let it air out, as you all should.

We're going to have to keep track. We're going to have an underwear tote board here or something. We're going to have like a scoreboard in the studio. That's weird.

That's where you draw the line on this show?

Keep track of it mentally then April 5th, 2023 Okay, so I've always wanted To ask this question Of my wife or my sisters And see if they would answer

Mommy, what is a vagina?

No, I've always wanted to ask I've always wanted to ask this question About the tampon And about the Doing it, because I would have a hard time You know Putting it you know, doing it and stuff, you know? Doing what? Explain. Elaborate. Everybody be quiet. Elaborate. No, I would have a hard, like, I would, because I have a hard time right now, like, sticking things up my nose.

Okay. You know what I mean?

So I, like, do you ever try to, like, do the nasal sprays up your nose? Nasal spray I'm cool with. I can't do neti pie. I have one of those trimmers, those, like, nose hair trimmers, and every time I do it, I sit there and I have to close my eyes when I'm doing it because it bothers me. So, I didn't know if that's something. I know. I understand. You guys are.

A lot of people have told me the nose very similar to the lady bits. So, I'm glad you made that connection.

I was trying to think of something that you have to stick.

That's a good point, though. How do you get it back? Like, how does it go back in? Well, you take that one out and you start fresh.

Oh, you can't just push it, like, back in? No.

I mean, you could. It's probably not healthy nor sanitary to do that.

All right. You just sat down and it went back in.

Your vagina just tried to bite me. And then I had to walk to the bathroom like a waddle like this.

My legs go wide. And nobody can see it, right? Nobody sees it like that. What's up, Alex? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Good morning. So this happened to me last week.

at work my co-worker and i always like try and scare each other and so i was trying to scare her and i jumped and like shouted boo at her and it shot out of me and i made the same face shannon probably did and my co-worker was like what happened like i think she thought i peed my pants which i don't know which i would prefer and i was like oh my god my tampon just shot out

I know it still shocks me It was a nightmare Could you imagine men Having a period for just one

No We're not strong enough It would be a bunch of dudes Running around trying to scare each other I can't even deal with it When I cut myself and I put a bandaid on Alex thank you for the call Jasmine wants to give Megan and Shannon a compliment It says here You're going to give them a compliment?

Yes, I said, in order to be able to push out a tampon through workouts or sneezing, you have some super strong vagina muscles. Yes. Thank you.

Yes, I saw you sitting on that chair. That pelvic floor chair helped me so much. I would like the men out here saying that I shouldn't be hugging up with people to hear this one more time. What was that? Tell me I have a nice... My vagina is angry. It was.

Yeah. All right, well, there you go. That's a compliment. You can put that in your dating profile, Meg. Lee wants to be voiceless, guys. This could be because of an embarrassing story. What's going on, Lee?

So when I was about 12 years old, I used them campans. And my parents never taught me. My mom never taught me how to use them properly. So the very first time I used one, I was very uncomfortable. We had went out to dinner, and I couldn't sit still. My mom was like, are you okay? And I'm like, I think there's something wrong with my team pun. Um, so apparently I didn't know that you're supposed to take it out of the cardboard. So I used the cardboard and all up there.

Oh, no. No, you did not.

Wait, ow, ow, ow, ow. First of all, shame on your mom for getting you cardboard ones. Yes? Second of all.

I don't know what that means. Does it come wrapped in cardboard or something? Yeah.

It is plastic.

And are the cardboard ones cheap?

Yes.

Is that what it is? Okay.

Way cheaper.

Listen, I'm going to spend a lot of money on something like that. You know what I mean? Like, there's certain things you spend the money on.

Don't ask me how much my Diva Cups are. Ugh, gross.

Are they?

Really? Are those expensive? They're like 50 bucks each.

Wow. 50?

Yes. Oh, girl.

And a cup? Is it like a cup like baseball?

Yes. That's exactly what it is. No. No. It's like a silicone shot glass.

Do you ever run out of shot glasses and use them? Or because they're so expensive, you don't?

Can I tell you what hurt my feelings the most? Is I turn 30 and you have to change sizes. And that hurt. It was like, hey, guess what?

Really?

You're getting older.

They actually have different sizes for different ages?

Like an age range? Either if you have kids or if you just get older and you don't have kids.

What is the sizing? Is it like small, medium?

They number it. It's just like a one, two, three.

Hey, Shan, what's up?

Hey, I just want Mojo, especially you, love you lots. But listen, any man listening to this right now, you need to realize the vagina is a very, very powerful thing in not to mess with her.

Amen. Amen.

Yes, ma'am.

I'm not messing, Shan, so thank you. Thank you for reminding me, though.

Okay, and you need to learn and listen to these ladies, okay?

I'm listening to them right now. Listen, I'm telling you. I was raised by my sisters, and of course, I have a very strong wife. You've heard her before on the air, Chelsea. So, listen, I bowed down before you.

And teach your boys.

Yes.

And teach your boys. Thank you.

Oh, and she definitely does it. What's up, Amanda?

Yes, hello to Mojo in the morning. Good morning, everybody. Good morning.

What's going on?

Okay, so I'm 41 years old, and this is a nightmare because I'll never forget it. Remember Geauga Lake?

I don't. Was that like a water? Okay, I was going to ask that. Okay.

Yep, so my mom actually taught me with a mirror, standing over a mirror when I was about 12, to put a tampon in while still so new at it. And, of course, we go to Geoga Lake, and I'm like, great, I'm on my period, so I think I have it incorrectly. I'm walking up a water slide with my step-sister at the time, and I could feel it not all the way in. As it slides down into my bathing suit, I am dripping blood. It was insane.

Oh, no, oh, my gosh.

I'm going to run down the water slide and head to a bathroom. Oh, you poor thing.

And that's in front of friends, probably, and family and stuff like that.

Family and friends, yes. And my mom did come down from the slide and come help me out.

That's like the worst nightmare ever.

Here I am. Years and years later, you'll just never forget those moments of being a woman for sure.

Thank you. Thank you for calling and appreciate that. And every mom.

that's driving their child to school today is going, thanks, Mojo in the Morning, for this topic at this particular time. Maybe this is a lesson for your daughters, you know, or sons.

I feel like it does need to normalize it for the girls out there. Like, this was my biggest fear growing up, was any sort of, like, period malfunction. And it happens. It happens to everybody.

Yeah, and look, we just got a compliment today because of it.

Isn't that nice? It's nice to get compliments.

How am I supposed to live, laugh, and love in these conditions? This is Mojo in the Morning.

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I'm going to catch you up on a tragic yet big news story from yesterday. Five victims lost their lives and eight others were injured in a mass suiting at a bank in Louisville, Kentucky. Yesterday morning, the old National Bank, the suspect was killed by police on the scene. The five victims were senior executives at the bank and the suitor was a former co-worker. He stormed into a conference room at 8.30 in the morning, about a half an hour before the branch opened to the public. And some images that the shooter shared on social media, he had posted on his Instagram story. It was like a series of memes, including one of Kylo Ren from Star Wars saying, I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it. Another meme reads, they won't listen to words or protests. Let's see if they hear this. He also left a note to his parents, informing them of his intentions. He did live stream the shooting on Instagram. If you heard that, that is absolutely true, but it has since been taken down. Hilary Swank gave birth to twins with her husband of nearly five years, Philip Schneider. They're celebrating some happy baby news. She's 48 years old, by the way. She wrote on social media, it wasn't easy, but boy and girl, was it worth it. Posting from pure heaven. Everybody's still talking about Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn's breakup. And now we're hearing it was largely caused by differences in their personalities. Or so that's the story that they want us to believe at this point. A source telling me they've always had rough patches before. They've managed to work things out. They thought they were going to take some time apart and eventually come back together. But this just is not happening this time around. Taylor deciding they weren't the right fit for one another. And we've been hearing so many stories in the past 48 hours of was there a proposal that she accepted and then kind of backtracked on and gave that ring back? Because, remember, she was spotted out and about wearing a ring for a long period of time. But it's interesting because there are certain Swifties now who are hopping on TikTok, for example, with a theory about the timing of the news of this breakup.

The timing is interesting, right? She's got the biggest tour on the planet. And Taylor has been meticulous about managing news cycles around big things that are happening. So the speculation, of course, is did she switch out Invisible String in the one because of the breakup? Or is this something that maybe happened weeks or even months ago? And she's using her marketing savvy to have it break during an off week in the tour.

I saw she was out and about with Jack Antonoff the day before yesterday. Not in like a romantic way.

I am just saying. Out and about. They're buddies. They're buddies. I don't know. Maybe? Just saying. I saw the photos on the top.

Britney Spears said she was contemplating hiring a personal trainer. Changed her mind when said trainer told her she needed her younger body back. She wrote on Instagram, I took the time two months ago to find a trainer. And the first thing she did to me was literally, and I'm not even lying, pinched the skin on my stomach and legs and told me I need to get my younger body back. Brittany writes that interaction left her in tears. I mean, yeah. Yeah. She kept, she continued, I obviously didn't hire her, so I did it myself. I worked out for 45 minutes, three times a week. I'm sharing this because I've worked hard to get into shape, yet I don't look like the paparazzi, or the pictures, excuse me, that the paparazzi take. Despite knowing that her quote-unquote body ain't perfect, Brittany said she wanted to share what her body looks like at the moment because she has worked her ass off. She said for some people like that trainer who might see those nasty paparazzi pics and secretly smile, yep, y'all got it. I have four hours of footage from me shooting this yesterday and bitch, I'm just getting started. By the way, wedding ring back on, so definitely Yeah, that was an answer to a big rumor that's that we've been talking about for the past couple of weeks So now my brain wants to go These old videos.

Yeah, I know. All the conspiracy theories. And lastly, please are warning parents about a TikTok challenge that reportedly has sent several kids to the hospital over the past week. At least 10 elementary school students in Massachusetts were hospitalized after eating trouble bubble spicy gum. You may have heard about this or seen it on TikTok. It's this dumb viral challenge to blow a bubble with this, like, super hot 16 million Scoville heat units. unit's gum. So if you've seen Trouble Bubble trending on TikTok, it's got like 11 million views as people are watching others struggle to complete this dare. And they're calling it the hottest bubble gum on the planet. You can get it on Amazon for $15. I don't know why I'm promoting it because it is not a good idea, people. Oh my god,

it doesn't make any sense. It was a little piece of gum.

So these elementary school students suffered from vomiting, intense pain and burning, stomach aches and skin irritation. Some kids even suffered painful symptoms from simply touching or smelling the gum. And so people are doctors and police are actually saying, please, please, please do not do this. The police department is advising anybody who comes into contact with this gum, immediately rinse with water, swish it around in your mouth, and then spit as many times as possible. Or just don't buy it. Yeah. I don't understand.

Even, like, the ghost pepper challenges. Hubba Bubba is great. Just have that.

Hubba Bubba is great for, like, a minute. It's the best.

Yeah, for one minute.

For a minute.

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MojoInTheMorning.com. Here we go. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Mojo in the Morning Show. Hello, hello, hello, hello. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. So, a third of pet owners include their furry friends in their wedding or engagement. It's kind of interesting.

That's cute.

So, oh, yes. A third of them do that. 68% say that they married someone who owns or wants to own a pet. and that is a must have for them and 38 said that they include their pet in their wedding or engagement uh and i want to know uh from those that have ever done this before like if you've ever included your your animal in in your wedding was it really a bad idea like did something really

bad happen dude i love the weddings that i go to where they have the pet like walking down with the ring strapped on the dog's back or in a wagon being pulled by the flower girl those are seriously

my favorite yeah the best part now have you seen the viral video of the woman who has her dog at her wedding and the dog pees on her dress oh my gosh but how entertaining is that no but this is why i'm the biggest hypocrite because i hate dog people yes i am but i'm a dog person as well so like i hate people who have dogs in their weddings it is so dumb to me at the same time my christmas photos last year, I took with my dog. Yeah, so shut up. So I don't have room to talk. But I hate it. But they're

a member of your family. They should be included in the festivities, right?

No. Megan, will you have Cheyenne in your... Coraline. Coraline. Will you have Coraline in your wedding when you get married? No.

That is so dumb. No, I don't want to worry about my dog the day of my wedding. She is going to be dressed in the nights at that wedding. No. Unless my brother takes her and takes care of her. No. By the way, I get the engagement photos, though. Like, I totally get that. You could be out in a park somewhere. That makes sense. But not your wedding day.

I think it's kind of funny that people will do this because you know how difficult it is to have kids in weddings.

Oh, dogs are way easier than kids. Really? Are they, though? Because who's going to take it out every couple of hours to go? Now it's another responsibility on the night.

No, but you just have somebody bring it by for the wedding and then take it home. So who's missing cocktail hour to go drive the dog home? Well, it doesn't have to be a family member.

What's up, Shelby? Hi. What's going on? Hi.

Hi. Good morning. How are you guys?

Good. Now, bad idea, good idea to have the animals in the wedding.

I go back and forth. We just got married in July, and because of COVID, we had a small, intimate backyard wedding at my in-laws, and they have three little dogs, and my dog was...

at our wedding and we were trying to keep them separate and we realized where they're at and as i was about to say i do he slipped out and started barking but everybody will remember that

did it annoy you though did it honestly annoy you i laughed but you could tell we did a facebook

live and i looked back at it you could tell my face i was like shut up my husband's like Go with the flow, and I'm like, no, you're bad.

So looking back on it, maybe not a great idea.

I go back and forth. He was part of our engagement photos. Yeah. He had to do our family photos, and my dad just took him right home right after. Yeah. It was hot.

Sure. Thank you for the call. What's going on, Brooke? How you doing?

Can we acknowledge that Megan's talking about marriage? Oh. I know.

I know she didn't even poo-poo on that part of it. Yes. That's what you just said.

Usually she won't even hypothetical about having kids or getting married.

Always so against it.

Maybe we have like a different side of Megan on this one, a softer side of Megan.

To be fair, I'm not always against marriage. I always say I could meet the right person. I've never heard you say that. Oh, my God. Shannon. I've never heard you say that. Don't even lie. You heard it drunk in a bathroom in Vegas. And also don't lie about not having Coraline in your wedding. That's right. Oh, I was drunk. I don't remember. I've cried to you about getting married, Shannon. No, you haven't. Yes, I am. Were we really that drunk? I don't know. I don't remember this conversation.

Big news here today, Brooke. Big news. Thank you for noticing that. What's up, Jessica? Hey. Hey, what's going on? Oh, not much.

Just taking the kids to the sitters. Oh, okay.

Nice. And then what are we doing for the rest of the day? Are we working or are we going to go out and have fun?

Oh, going to work, unfortunately.

Okay.

Got to make the money, you know.

Right, yeah. So we're talking about this is a pretty big amount of people that have had their dogs in their weddings. You had your dog in a wedding?

I did. I did. I have a golden doodle, and I had her. She listened so well. She walked down the aisle. I actually had my brother as my man of honor. So she walked down the aisle with my brother and my husband's best man. And it was outside. It was an outside wedding. And then the reception, we had a huge reception hall. She just kind of roamed around and did whatever she wanted.

And the reception hall was fine with you bringing an animal there?

Well, I didn't technically ask, but it wasn't a church or anything, so.

I want to know, is it just dogs that they do this with? Like, has anybody ever had, like, a cat in a wedding? A horse. A horse.

A guinea pig. I've seen pictures of, like, people with cats and different animals in their weddings. Yeah, but I don't know if I could do that. I'm a dog person, though. Sorry, Megan, I know you hate me.

Megan's now kind of a dog person too She hasn't had a cat in a while But it's because she loved her cat

People with dogs in their wedding

I do

I hate people that dress up their dogs And I seem to do that too

I refuse to dress up my dog I can't dress her up, I refuse to No clothes

If Megan doesn't Cecily feels naked Coraline Coraline's name. I don't know why I'm having a hard time remembering Coraline's name here.

It's only been, what, a year and a half at this point? Don't worry about it. You've already decided not to learn it.

Wait, wait, wait. Real quick. Is Coraline going to get a dog house in the backyard or anything fun in the backyard to play with?

She got an entire house. I bought the house for the dog. Really? Yes. She has an entire house.

So, Coraline, does Coraline get her own room? Yes. Really?

I hate myself so much.

But you love Coraline so much. I do. Is Coraline, by the way, on the mailbox, too? Does it, like, say, like, Megan and Coraline on the mailbox?

No. No, but I do have a little rug that goes into my house that says leave food and go away. I like that. Well, as kitschy Pinterest-y as I get.

20-plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan.

It's Mojo in the morning.

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