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all right uh mojo in the morning mojo uh shannon mike uh megan uh lydia kp By the way, we had a show Impromptu show call Last night, obviously, to prepare for today And KP was making Dumplings I was like, wow If she already wouldn't be a catch For somebody like, you know I don't know, like my son If she wouldn't be a catch In how beautiful she is She makes dumplings for A Sunday night meal For herself

I did not make those dumplings Those were straight out of the freezer, and they were burnt to a crisp. And, Megan, you were laughing when all the steam was coming up. I had to turn off my camera. Can I be honest? Before you turned off your camera, I saw the steam. I didn't know if it was steam or smoke, and I was like, just look for flickering light. Look and see if there's a fire. Just see if there's a fire. Well, y'all know what happened to me if I disappear.

You had me fooled then. I thought that you were making homemade dumplings. I was actually like, oh, my God, good Polish girl over there making homemade dumplings. that grandma might have taught you or something to do.

No, Trader Joe's, you're my ride or die. But no, I had a very chill weekend compared to what I had during my birthday weekend. I had a huge group, 12 people go out and go to a huge country concert.

That was a week ago, right?

Yeah, yeah. So I needed some time to unwind. But I wanted to talk about something that happened last weekend that I feel like was kind of awkward, but I needed to do it. I invited my really good friends and then a couple of them had boyfriends that I.

gotten to know and um i had to uh let one of my uh my friends go from the group chat remove him because i found out that he had been cheating on her and i had to uninvite him to my birthday

party wait a second hold on a second so he was dating this guy was in he was dating your friend

and then you how'd you find out that he was cheating uh well she told me okay and i just felt like you know what I have to I'm not gonna well I am gonna take a side I will take my friend's side first and foremost yeah but it's just like an awkward situation because like when you have couple friends and then you invite them together and then weird things happen or if there's a disagreement like it's it felt kind of awkward for me to to take him out and like even Lydia saw in the group chat she's like who is this number that you took out of your birthday party to everybody else yeah you can see it yeah everyone's like oh i don't know what that's about so when did you do

it when did you actually remove him from the group chat oh right when we found out so in what day was that it was like a couple days before the concert oh okay so this is over a week ago okay so he's no longer in the group chat and did he well did he send a warning that he was getting kicked out no i i feel like did he send you a personal text to you asking why he was taken out no he didn't

I think that it, like, message delivered. Oh, by taking them out of the group? Yeah.

I always hate that. I always hate the, well, first off, I'm going to say this. Are people still in your birthday group chat a week later texting in that?

So, yes. Not now. I despise that. But a couple days ago, yes.

I hate it. Okay, here's the thing. And I think that the problem is this. If you have a group text, okay, a group chat text, And if it's for a specific thing, you cannot text back two days after the event. Like a day after the event, it's okay to say how great everything was. You know, two days after the event, you're done. But the problem is this. You need to have an official goodbye from somebody. All right, guys. Well, this was fun. See you in the next time. Boom. And then you end up.

Group chats are specifically themed for something, nine times out of ten. There's always that you just put everybody in a group chat because you're all in doing something. They're usually like birthday parties or camping trips. Like you don't need to put pictures of your baby in that and those in those things. We don't need to see that.

It's themed around something. Keep it around that and then leave it alone. The themed group chat is about the theme of like her birth or her big birthday concert party that she had. If you post in there what you ate for dinner on Wednesday night, five days after the event, guess what? You have committed a group chat foul.

I just got a message in my group chat saying, KP talking about this group chat on the air right now. Everybody go listen. Who was it that sent that?

Who sent that?

It wasn't the guy I removed. I'll tell you that.

I'm calling you out. You cannot do that. You can't. If you want to let everybody know, you have to individually text each one of those people and tell them KP is talking about our group chat right now. What was your group chat title? Did you have a title for it? Co-Pretzel.

Everyone was making fun of his name because his name is Co-Wetzel, and everyone in my non-country friends are like, are they going to have pretzels at Co-Pretzel-Wetzel? They changed the name, like, guys.

Oh, my gosh. I'm telling you. So I have like a million group chats, just like you guys all do. I'm sure our listeners do too. And there's some that just really bother me, and one of them is when somebody will start a new group chat, like we have a family group chat. somebody in my family started a brand new one to add one person to it instead of just adding them

on the major group chat because then you don't have to remove them when things go south you could just go back to the original group chat that's terrible because well confrontational

girlies know how it is but here's my but here's my problem with that my problem is i don't know which group chat to send people to they added one person but i do also say this if you are going to add somebody to a group chat it needs to be taken up in a vote there needs to be a a vote can i add

so and so to this group chat family aren't they aren't they well in this particular one my so i

have my my brothers and sisters in a group chat and it's just the siblings so it's there's you know six total of us yeah so i'm one of the uh the six in this they tried to add a cousin that we just recently reconnected with and i said to them i'm sorry they aren't blood related mom and dad's blood we could do one of those uh 30 and me or what is it the the 23 and me we can do a 23 and me to see exactly maybe they were were my father's child or something like that here's where the group

chats get super confusing to me is like i have several group chats with Thank you.

similar friends in them but like you said maybe one or two people removed if we're like arranging a birthday gift for somebody obviously you have to remove that one person but then that person's in other ones so have you guys ever done it where you type in somebody's name because you're getting ready to text them and then it brings up the group chat that you didn't yes that you didn't

want you have to be super super careful right oh where did where did kp's friend go kp's friend was oh put call him back i want to find out the the offend one of the offenders of kp's group chat Oh, my gosh. Just called us up. Is she calling Scott? Just called us up, and I wanted to do it. Shannon, I don't delete any text messages because there are times where you need them for evidence proof. And I will keep, you know, pretty much all of my group, my text messages. Yes.

Yes.

You know, I've been subpoenaed before for mine. So, and what I do is evidence proof. I know. Okay. Listen. Go ahead. It's been a tough day.

I understand. Oh, we can't make fun of you today. I should leave.

Okay.

I don't, seriously.

What else do I do around here?

There's only one person that can make fun of me, and you guys are not allowed to. So real quick, this is the thing. With my text, it does make it very hard to figure out which one to do, but I take the time. I go through them. I look, and I go, oh, okay. Nope, nope. There's two people on that one that shouldn't be on this one. And then I go down the line. People need to take more time.

I agree.

Okay, I'm just throwing it out there. Now let's talk to Betsy. This is Betsy, KP's friend that's part of the Cold Pretzel group chat. What's going on, Betsy?

Good morning. How are you guys?

Good. Good morning.

Hi, Betsy, baby. Hi, KP.

The KP Cold Pretzel birthday group chat is over.

Yeah, it is over. We messaged it a few days after because there were some funny comments on the Mojo birthday post for KP, and we were just laughing about that.

Okay, that was fine because at least it promotes the show and gets maybe a couple of engagements on our social media, which is good for KP's job. But let me say this to you. Now you cannot send any more text messages on there. But will you do us a favor, Betsy? You need to do what I was saying. You need to go on there and do an official goodbye to everybody. Say, Mojo said it's time to end this thing.

Okay, for the spirit of the show, I will.

Thank you. We appreciate that. How long have you known this person?

I've known...

No, I was talking to Kate.

...for over five years now.

Okay. Where'd you guys meet? Yeah. We met in a laundry room.

He's my big in my sorority. Yeah, we met in a laundry room.

Oh, that's so nice. You guys have a laundry room group chat that you guys talk about? No, because it would be just the two of us. Okay, there's only one... I've seen videos that start like that.

Stop it, Mike.

What's up, Katie? How you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Good. What did you want to say about this?

I texted in and said that we didn't let my sister's boyfriend in the group chat and he wanted to be in it, but we said you had to be married. When they got engaged, we finally voted and said yes, so he's now in the group chat, but it was a big deal.

See, I like that.

When we got engaged, it was the first thing he asked about.

Was he wanted to be in the group chat?

Yep.

It's a big deal for a lot of people, you know?

When you get added, can you see what was sent before? No. Because I would be worried about, like, the people that we've talked about that we've added. We use WhatsApp, so I don't know.

Maybe.

Maybe on WhatsApp you do, but I know on iPhone it doesn't. On Messenger and stuff, it doesn't. And then it's a whole different thing, which we've talked about before. You can listen to the podcast of anybody that doesn't have an iPhone, they have an Android, they screw up every group chat.

It's Mojo in the Mornings Back in the Day What year was this?

That's right It was the year the hit TV show The Big Bang Theory ended

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I don't need the PBS special I actually have some big news on that show In the Dirty Scooter Braun purchased a record label called Big Machine Records in this year and became the owner of all of Taylor Swift's masters. And of course, Scooter never contacted me or my team to discuss it prior to the sale

or even when it was announced.

I'm fairly certain he knew exactly how I would feel about it. And I think I've heard this song about 10 billion times by now. Old Town Road, Lil Nas X featuring Billy Ray Cyrus. It was one of the songs we were all listening to on this radio station. You tell me the year, I'm going to hook you up with a pair of tickets to see All Elite Wrestling at Little Caesars Arena on May 10th. Call us right now, 844-MOJO-LIVE, that's 844-665-6548.

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A little physics There's no such thing Physics encompasses the entire universe From quantum particles to supernovas from spinning electrons to spinning galaxies.

Yeah, okay, cool. I don't need the PBS special. Scooter Ron purchased Big Machine Records and became the owner of Taylor Swift's Masters in this year.

And of course, Scooter never contacted me or my team to discuss it prior to the sale or even when it was announced. I'm fairly certain he knew exactly how I would feel about it.

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I was at 2019.

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All right. Starting the day off with a story that's kind of been gaining momentum for the past couple of days. Anheuser-Busch, there we go, has lost more than $6 billion in market value in the days following its partnership with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney. due to a nationwide backlash against Bud Light in particular. Shares of Anheuser-Busch have dropped nearly 5% after Dylan announced her Bud Light deal at the beginning of last month. Bud Light honored Dylan with a limited-release can with her face on it, and she then promoted the brand by sipping cans in a bubble bath and talking about March Madness. The partnership, however, has instigated a nationwide backlash against the beer brand. With sales taking a pretty significant hit in several states, Nike is facing similar backlash for using Dillon as one of the faces of its women's sportswear lines. With the Bra Burn Challenge gaining steam on TikTok, I don't know if any of you have seen this over the past couple of days. Women are being encouraged to burn their Nike sports bras.

All you real women out there, we are in the fight of all fights.

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Real quick this morning, Jamie Foxx recovering after suffering from an undisclosed medical complication. That happened on Tuesday. His daughter, Corinne, was updating fans on social media yesterday and she didn't elaborate on the specifics, but she did say that her dad received great care after quick action was taken and that he is already on his way to recovery. Sabrina Carpenter's scheduled show in Portland was canceled due to safety reasons. The singer was set to perform as part of her email, I can't send to her. However, the show's promoter, AEG Presents, said the show was axed out of an abundance of caution due to a credible threat that was made to a different venue nearby. Police say that employees with the Crystal Ballroom called after they received a phone call from an anonymous person claiming they were going to blow up the venue. So the remainder of Sabrina's tour will continue as scheduled. And spoiler alert, it is Thursday morning, which means your weekly Masked Singer update. Last night, we got the identities of two different characters, the Lamp and the Dandelion. The Dandelion turned out to be actress Alicia Witt from Sybil and Mr. Holland's opus. I'm going to play you the Lamp's performance, and let me see if you have any guesses.

The summit of beauty and love.

We all know her, by the way. Wow!

She's got it!

Yeah! Anybody?

She's got it! Julie Bowen.

No, but good guess!

Take it off! Take it off! Take it off! Take it off!

Take it off! Take it off! The one who is Melissa Joan Hart!

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Megan, listen to this one, Shannon. It was a very emotional weekend, but Megan cried twice at a restaurant this weekend.

What? Were you over-served? Because that happens.

maybe that might have played a part in this but i i do have to say i can't even tell you the last time i cried and really yeah i mean maybe at like a sad commercial or something because i am a sucker for a good sad commercial but like really cried no not in a while and this weekend i cried not once but twice in public and it was so embarrassing i know you should feel bad over there He's on top of it today just trying to mock me.

No, I want to know because you're in a restaurant. First off, you're not only just crying, you're crying in a public place. Was it about the restaurant or what was it about?

The first one kind of was. Okay, so on Friday, it was opening day here in Toledo for the Mud Hens. And my days start really early, right? We get up around 4 o'clock in the morning. I didn't get home until like Saturday morning at like 1 o'clock in the morning. So, like, it was a long day for me, and by the time we had gotten to the restaurant that night, I really, really, really needed sleep and food, and it took an hour and a half for us to get our food, and I remember turning, and not my head, like, my whole body towards my brother, and just looking at him, and Shannon, have you ever done this where you're crying, but you're not, you're not trying to cry, it's just happening against your will. and like you're not like sniffling and your voice isn't weird but the tears just won't stop falling out of your eyes and I just looked at my brother and I was like at what point do we think it's acceptable for me to bring up the fact that it's been an hour and a half and we still don't have our food and my brother's like are you okay and I'm like I think my entire body is shutting down on me and I don't know how to make it stop he's like what can I do to help I was like the tears won't stop I don't know what to do they just keep falling

is it by the way is it funny when they come to you and they say, I'm sorry, we're going to check one more time. And then all of a sudden you go, no. Or, you know, it's like people are like, oh, lady, you really want the food that bad that you're crying over it. But it's probably everything, the sum of everything, right?

Well, the server came over at one point and he was like, are you sure it didn't come out? And I was like, yeah, no, we don't have any food or dishes on our table. And I just thought, you know what? I think I can get a free meal here. No, I'm hungry. Feed me. Please feed me. I need this.

I hate that when they don't know what's going on at their own table because there's so many people there, and they also do that rotating of tables.

Yes.

Have you seen – was this one of those restaurants that did that?

Well, it's one of those restaurants where somebody from the kitchen will bring your food. So after they, like, get the order, they don't really check on you again.

Which is a good thing to have happen because 99.9% of the time, it actually is a good thing because it means you're going to get your food fast or you'll get it as soon as they put it. They won't put it up on a heating lamp or any of that stuff. But sometimes the person who's your waiter or waitress, your server, is not paying attention.

Right. That's just embarrassing. Thank God everybody around me was hammer drunk because I was just the girl crying in the corner waiting for her food. it was kind of ridiculous looking back at it very embarrassing and then that wasn't even the gist like that was just night one of my weekend night two I had family in from out of town and we were talking about some pretty deep and heavy family things that had been happening recently lots of bad news has been coming out of my family in the past couple of weeks and um there was a death in our family and it was heavy it was a lot and we were talking about it for the first time just as our server started walking up to our table so I was bawling sitting there in front of my pasta which was very delicious but just like bawling and she came to be like how's everything tasting and then looked at me and was like I'm gonna come back in a little bit just absolutely embarrassing that I can't stop crying in public in front of my food

all weekend so um is there a pattern here is there a is what is the pattern um i think i've been letting myself get too hungry is that what it is so your blood sugar when your blood sugar

gets to a certain point you gotta eat you need to carry some snacks in your bag like i do i was gonna say i feel like i should turn into a mom and i should have a little bigger goldfish some fruit by the foot a granola bar where where is the craziest place that you started bawling

crying you'll have to call us and tell us at 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 you you think okay restaurant all right i witnessed the last time i went to cedar point a grown man crying uh at cedar point and i never could walk up to him and ask him what it was about but i walked over and i go i see oh my god this guy is like legit i thought he was laughing so hard he was crying one of those yeah he was sobbing he was and i had no idea and i didn't have the guts to go Normally, I have the guts to walk up and go, excuse me. You should have. Is there anything I can do to help you?

I remember I did it in an AutoZone. You did? Yes, I was walking through AutoZone getting a part for my lawnmower, and Tim McGraw's Live Like You Were Dying came out. Oh, my God. Oh, that's right. I'm not joking. And it literally hit me. My dad had passed away like a year or two before that, and that song just made me, like, it put me in my feelings, and nobody had any idea what was going on. And I'm looking at a little part for a lawnmower in tears, just sobbing as the people from AutoZone are like, what in the hell do we do? Like, they don't know what to do. And I just sat there and just bawled and bawled and bawled and bawled.

I was crying out on the treadmill at Planet Fitness last night. I cry every day, by the way. At Planet Fitness, you cry every day? No, I don't think that's an exaggeration. I am a very emotional person. I cry all the time when I'm happy. I cry when I'm sad. My kids make fun of me for it all the time. But like last night, I just there were so many things that were like happening and it all just came to a head. And I, I was on the treadmill and and I just like my mind started going a thousand miles per hour. So I'm sweating and crying and I hope it just looked like sweat. But it was just a big mess.

Well, you have you have said that Sunday nights when you transfer kids is very difficult.

And that was I mean, there were a whole bunch of things that were part of it. But Sundays are awful for me. And so I try to get out of the house and do stuff when I'm feeling that way. And so last night I'm like, I'm going to go and just, you know, walk on the treadmill. And so that's what I did. But, oh, I was a big mess.

I'm like you. I cry all the time, too. Everywhere.

I have no shame in crying.

And like Mike, where a song will ignite a cry. And that will be the tough one for me. I started watching a new show. Actually, I started and finished it so fast. but i watched uh that harrison ford show that's on apple tv called uh shrinking have you guys watched that at all no oh my god i'm gonna say these you guys it's my new ted lasso it's so it's so good it's really really good but there's a couple of moments i won't explain what the show is about because you got you get a surprise right away in the uh on the show but it was so good and i'm one of those people that all of a sudden you know they get a moment where it's a really emotional moment and I started crying and then the song comes on and they all it's one of those shows that uses covers of songs and it was an old song but they used a cover of it and I was like oh so as I'm crying I'm pulling out my Shazam to try to Shazam the thing. You always send those to me. Watch that show I'm telling you guys watch that show. I saw it just got renewed for a season two. It is so good first off I never seen Harrison Ford in a role like this before it was so good

what's up Kimberly hi first time caller long time listener thank you I sobbed aggressively for like an hour in the Apple store and Apple stores are super busy and because they couldn't back up my cell phone and I needed a new phone and I it was the worst experience I get it that's that's your

life right there right there and and your and did they do the smug thing of saying you should have had it on the cloud you know or something like that they did do that and then the guy just kind

of stood there and was like i'm gonna give you a minute and then i'll come back oh my god that's

kind of bs he should have given you comfort and hugged you i know right i'm telling you i want i want my guy in that blue shirt to hug me at that moment right there and give me comfort and i don't

know what's worse a group of people like crying in front of a group of people like that or being the only one in a store and crying and then the employees are looking at you like i don't know

what to do right now i mean the apple stores have like 40 people in them at a time so i was a little

embarrassed but also just crying did anybody look at you like strange do they think something was

Employees, other people. Oh, yeah, they were talking about the crying lady, weren't they? Yeah, absolutely.

You'd think they'd be used to it in there because everybody's got storage issues, and I would get sent over the edge, too.

Oh, and they tell you what the new iPhone costs. They'll make you cry. What's up, Sydney?

Hey, I've talked to you guys, listened to you guys for a long time. I can't believe I'm on there. Oh, it's nice to have you on. Yeah, when I was in high school, we always did blood drive, And there was this one time I was like, yeah, I'm going to do it. I was scared of needles, but I really wanted to do it. Pipe myself up. Well, the woman ended up telling me it was too tiny to donate blood. And I ended up just bawling, crying in front of her. And the poor woman didn't know what to do. She was giving me the cookies. The juice.

Here, this will make you feel better. We've got something sugary for you to put down your throat. But I used to, in high school, we used to do blood drives all the time, and I would only do it for the donuts. That was, like, the greatest. Oh, my God. Yeah.

It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, yo, now.

All right, Kirsten, good morning. You are going for win number four today. Is that correct? Yeah, I think so. Yeah. Yeah. Your challenger is Chris from Ypsilanti. Good morning, Chris. Good morning. How are you guys enjoying this weather, by the way? I sound like a 90-year-old, but seriously, 85 degrees in the middle of April. I'll take it. It's great.

I cannot even handle it.

I can't wait to get out of work today. I know. It puts me in such a good mood. Okay, you guys both know the game here. Five pop culture questions. Whomever gets the most right wins. Tie goes to the champion, which in this case would be Kirsten. And, Zach, I need you to lock her up in the soundproof booth, please, because Chris is going first. Are you ready, my friend?

I am ready.

Okay, here we go. Megan, can you keep score for me again today? I got you. Thank you, girl. Question number one. Jennifer Garner says her three kids do not have social media and are thankful for that rule in their household. True or false, Chris? Jennifer was once married to Paul Rudd. well question two arnold schwarzenegger was in the dirty this week for taking matters into his own hands and fill in a big old pothole that was plaguing neighbors on his street which state was arnold once the governor of california question three this about damn time singer is getting praised by the band nickelback for defending them against their haters

You asking who the singer is?

Yep.

Oh, Lizzo.

Question four. Actress Ava Mendez says the reason she doesn't walk red carpets with her long-time partner is because she cherishes privacy between them. Who is her Barbie star boyfriend of 12 years?

I don't know.

You want to pass on that one? Okay. And question five. it was revealed that Prince Harry will be attending his dad, King Charles' coronation, but Meghan Markle will be staying home in California to celebrate their son's fourth birthday. What is the little prince's name?

Take a guess. I don't know. Prince Harry.

Okay. All right. Here we go. Let's bring Kirsten back. Meghan, how did he do? Chris, you were doing so good in the beginning, but you got three out of five. I know, you kind of lost your story. No, man. That's okay, it's okay, it's okay. All right, Kirsten, you ready? I am. Question one, Jennifer Garner says her three kids do not have social media and are thankful for that rule in their household. True or false, Jennifer was once married to Paul Rudd. True. It's actually false. Really? Ben Affleck, yes, he wasn't, although they would be a really freaking cute couple, but no, it never happened. Okay, question two. Arnold Schwarzenegger was in the Dirty this week for taking matters into his own hands and filling a big pothole that was plaguing neighbors on his street. Which state was Arnold once the governor of?

California.

One to two. Question three. This about-damn-time singer is getting praised by the band Nickelback for defending them against their haters. Who is she? Lizzo. Two to three. Question for actress Ava Mendez says the reason she doesn't walk red carpets with her longtime partner is because she cherishes privacy between them. Who is her Barbie star boyfriend of 12 years? Oh, boy. Three seconds.

Um, what is that? It's Ryan Gosling. All I wanted to say was Ken. All I could say was Ken. I know. You could see him in your head. She has to get the next one right. She does to win with a tie. Yes. Okay, girl, here you go. Question five. It was revealed that Prince Harry will be attending his dad, King Charles' coronation, but Meghan Markle will be staying home in California to celebrate their son's fourth birthday. What is the little prince's name? Archie. Yes. There you go. Yes. You squeaked by with a tie. Your final score, Kirsten, is three to three. It was a good attempt, Chris, and you're not going home empty-handed. We're going to hook you up with a $50 gift card to Tabooli so you can get some lunch or dinner on the Mojo in the Morning Show. Awesome. Thank you. You're so welcome. And, Kirsten, we will see you back here same time tomorrow morning as you go for win number five, okay? Did you have to figure out if we were on the end? What? I was like, wait, is to date? Honest to God, I don't know what day it is anymore, Megan. Everything's just blending together lately. Please tell me I'm not the only crazy one that feels that way. No, I think that just reiterates why we chose radio as a career.

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Tomorrow is Friday. We will be back tomorrow. I don't know if that's good or bad for you, but we will be back tomorrow.

It's Mojo in the mornings, 5 to 6.55. Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for Boar of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning. Natalie's suspicious that her husband is cheating, and he's been acting kind of funny lately. This is a very common thing, Natalie, that we hear from people who are suspicious and then find out that their spouse is cheating, that they start acting differently. And what are some of the things that he's been doing?

He's just totally pulled back.

Pulled back from you?

Pulled back from me, pulled back from affection, from sex.

And you said that he's not only acting differently towards you, but you said he's acting differently towards family and friends?

He was very close with my dad and brother, and now their relationship is almost non-existent.

Have you addressed that with him? Like, have you made it obvious that it's very apparent that these things are happening?

I've let him know here and there, and he's just kind of blown it off.

Okay.

Now, something happened that was interesting recently with his workers or his coworkers.

He came home late last week. he said he was going out to dinner with a big group of co-workers and when I when he got home I was like how was it and he said oh it was fine we were all just hanging out we all went to dinner and then a friend of mine's husband said that he saw my husband out to dinner that night and he was

just with one woman one person okay and he didn't just see him in passing he he saw him out

with just a person one person one person one red-headed lady in a fancy dress he said

did you say anything to him

i mean what do i say like i know he lied am i going to confront him about the lie i don't know

what to do okay so this will is your test then to see what happens with war of the roses do you know

who that could be by the way like do you do you guys have does he have a co-worker i mean yes he

has co-workers but i don't know of any of them having red hair yeah that's i don't have a good friend with red hair so i don't know who this person could be all right we're going to do war

of the roses i i'm saddened to to hear all the stuff that he's doing because it kind of is an indication that there is something going on i don't know what it could be and i also know that you guys have kids so um we're hoping that the flowers go to natalie hang on the phone okay

hello hi i'm looking for jack yeah this is jack hey jack my name is nicole and i'm calling from a new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers if you have Less than 30 seconds.

to answer two quick survey questions for me. We're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that could be shipped out as early as today, and I'm not going to ask you for your credit card information or any other personal information like that. It's strictly just free flowers, and we're hoping that you choose us in the future. No credit card info? Nothing. Nope. I'm just going to ask you for address information for the person you want to send them to, and that's it. Uh, sure. Okay, have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Jack? no do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months no okay as a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey i'm now authorized to provide you with that bouquet and again it's a dozen long-stemmed red roses just so you know what the recipient will be getting and let's start off with a first name and if you could spell a last name for me of who these are going to go to uh yeah let's send them to cat do you okay and jack i'm actually gonna create a profile for you on here i know you said you're not really in a flower's order but in the event that you do what is your relationship to cat i'm listing her on here she's uh she's uh she's my friend uh my you know okay person that i'm having things with okay um so just friend on here i just want to make sure because the card like is it a is it a romantic friend or it's just yeah it's kind of okay okay yes then rose just random person okay just make i'm just making sure you never know and then jack we can also include a message on that card with the flowers and what did you want that to say uh missing you jack okay and i also am obligated to tell you that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that? Yeah, I guess. Maybe we're already recording, so whatever. Okay.

Jack, I'm going to jump on here so we can get to more calls, and then I'll get the phone number and send those flowers out. I need to also inform you of one last thing. While we've been talking to you on the phone and getting information of where you'd like to send the flowers, your wife Natalie has been listening in and just heard you send flowers to another woman I mean just the stuff that he said alone you can try to get him back on But Natalie, is that a name that you are familiar with or have ever heard?

No.

So it's not something that has ever been brought up or you've ever seen in messages?

Not at all. Total shock.

and how long have you said that that things have been different between you guys it's been like two months it seems like more than a two-month type of relationship once you have you hang on the phone for a second and we're going to come right back and and we'll try to get him back on the phone with us and see if he's got got the guts to to come back on the air with us, all right?

Okay.

Don't miss this. Mojo in the morning. When we come back here next, it's pretty bold to be out in public with the person that you're cheating with. Well, we pose the question to our listeners that are in the service industry. Have you ever sensed that someone that you were like maybe waiting on or giving a drink or food to was cheating on their spouse like they were out with their mistress? Or have you ever blatantly caught somebody? We'll come back with that next. And if you've got a story of being out in public and catching someone cheating, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, or text 95500. The War of the Roses continues next on Mojo in the Morning. We're busting cheaters.

How dare you? How f***ing dare you?

It's War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning.

This is the home of War of the Roses. I absolutely love it. Mojo in the morning All right, just a quick update so

Jack, not wanting to come on the air with us, but has a text explanation that was sent in to us. And the text explanation is that he is not cheating. He just has a very good friend. That very good friend is somebody who has been in his life for a while. And that he was intending on having a conversation with his wife about that. There is nothing inappropriate going on between the two of us.

Yet, when I asked him what kind of relationship it was.

Right.

That's not what he said.

I know. So, very interesting. Out in public. And actually, if, and you think about this for a second. If Natalie's friend's husband doesn't see this happening, guess who is in the freeing Claire on this? You know, you think about that. it's timing I mean he's out and about he's telling you know his wife he's at some work thing okay he's out and about flaunting this girl that listen we only know what the words that he said when Shannon asked him about sending the flowers and we also only know you know what you know friends are seeing in public but we don't know any of the other stuff, but we obviously can kind of read into it. Pretty bold. The service industry loves to like spout off. We actually asked, and you can actually comment on this too. It's still up on our Instagram and Facebook. We said, if you're in the service industry, have you ever waited on someone that you knew was cheating on their spouse? Like you could sense that they're cheating on their

spouse or maybe you you've seen them come into your place of business with the spouse and then they come in with somebody different and you're like wait a second and they're on the phone with

us right now talking so 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 or text 95500 amanda hi how are you you actually

say that this has happened to you yes so i worked in a like pub restaurant in college and one of our regulars who came in very often was sitting at the bar one night with this girl and he had come in before but it was just like casual but this night like we could tell there was something going on they had been like drinking for a while and it was a really slow night so me and the bartender were like really trying to figure out what was going on and then all of a sudden his wife just storms into the restaurant starts screaming about him cheating calling him a dirtbag how they ruined the family the kids it was high quality entertainment i like it it was

high quality and what what would what did he do when when his wife walked in um his he was like

a deer and had lights and he was like no that's not what it's like but me and the bartender were So, like, I mean, yeah, it was.

It was pretty obvious. Yeah. Did they stay and enjoy their meal, or did everybody get up and leave and walk out?

They didn't really get a meal. They had just been, like, drinking all night. I think he was more embarrassed because he was, like, a regular, so we all, like, really knew him. Yeah.

That's amazing to me, Amanda, is that these guys are willing to bring them to their regular spot.

Right, where people see them all the time. with one person and then they're there with somebody different, it's obvious. And your spouse

knows where you are. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's funny. Wow. Pam, what's happening? How you doing? Good. Good morning. Good morning. Did you catch somebody red-handed?

I did, yes. Well, your caller, he claimed that it was their anniversary and that's why he was sending the flowers. Yes.

Yes. So, that was it. And that's what Shannon was talking about. Oh, you're referring back to that. I thought you were calling up with a story yourself, but you're right. No, you're one of our listener sleuths. You're one of the people that has the investigative ears and listens intently to everything. I think that's smart.

I do.

Yeah.

Great. Every morning. Thank you, guys. Thank you.

Appreciate that. Love you, guys. We love you. Voice Disguise, alias Whitney here. Hi, Whitney.

Hi. Good morning, guys. Good morning.

Good morning. We're talking about when you bust somebody and you know that they're cheating because you can kind of just tell, right? You're out in public and you can tell.

Well, it's pretty obvious for me, and that's why I'm being voice disguised. My boss is currently cheating on his wife. I'm a front desk receptionist for a law office. So I, like, take the calls. I take one. And, like, you know, when guests come in, I have to call and page him and let him know. He has his wife come in for lunch every Wednesday. That's, like, their romantic thing. But the other days of the week, it's another woman. And he has me screen his calls if she comes in, like, you know, or if she calls. But it's just listening to this water rose is because she just recently asked me, is anything weird going on in the office because he's acting funny at home.

Oh, no.

And it just made me think, of course, I don't want to be in the middle of it, so I'm not saying anything, but it's just kind of like this Water Roses thing where guys deny, deny, deny, but I feel like a lot of times it's common sense. You know when something's different in your relationship.

Who do you show loyalty to, the wife or the mistress?

Okay, so because I'm voices, guys, I can tell the truth. I plan on resigning soon, so I'm going to tell the wife. I'm all for women. Good.

And you got a job already lined up?

Yep. I put my two weeks in next week, and that's when I'm going to tell her. Good.

Thank you. Thank you for the call. Good for you standing up. No problem. That's the thing that these idiots don't realize is that not everybody's going to be loyal to them. A couple of DMs that came in last night. Mojo, listen to you guys all the time. War of the Roses is my favorite. I'm a waitress at a very high-end steak restaurant in Troy. And I have numerous times waited on people who brought in multiple women only to have on the weekends or big festive occasions like Easter, the family come in. I noticed right away that the wife was not one of the people that would come in for the occasions.

Listen to this text. I caught my best friend's wife kissing another guy at the restaurant I work at and took video footage for him.

Wow. Yeah. And that's the thing. A lot of them like that. I kind of wish that Natalie's friend's husband would have gotten some kind of a video or something. Or a photo or something. War of the Roses here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. This is the home of War of the Roses. We love Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. So this weekend, I went out with my buddy Jeff, and something that he did was a little concerning to me. And I wanted to throw this out there and see if you are one of these people. So we're bellied up to the bar. We ordered wings and burgers and stuff, and we're sitting there having drinks, and we were watching the games. At one point, I looked down because I thought that my coat had fallen off of the back of my bar stool. And I look down, and I look, and I go, there's just two shoes just sitting there, so many shoes. And then I look over at Jeff, and Jeff's got his shoes off.

No. At a bar.

He took his shoes off, bellied up to the bar, sitting there. So I lean over and I go, Jeff, your shoes came off. And he goes, no, I took them off. And I go, you took off your shoes in a dirty bar? And he goes, yeah, I'm sitting on the stool. I'm not stepping on the floor. And I go, but what happens if there's a fire and we got to get out of here? Like, what happens if what happens in that case? You know, we got to run out of this thing. He goes, and I put my shoes on. And I go, you can't take your shoes off. How disgusting is that, that we're sitting here and there's other people all around us. Nobody wants to look at your feet. Waiters and waitresses and bartenders walking around. And this guy's got his shoes off. And he said to me, he goes, this isn't the only place I take my shoes off. He goes, I once got yelled at at a funeral for taking my shoes off at a funeral.

Like, why did he feel the need to?

He likes to be shoeless. And I don't know if anybody's ever been like this where they like to take their shoes off. But I said, do you do this on airplanes? Yep. I'm like, the airplane shoe off person. And, oh, my God, especially, and he had socks on, thank God. So he was wearing, you know, shoes with socks. The people without socks taking their shoes off.

That is nasty.

It's just gross. It's just absolutely gross.

I think you need new friends. Is this the Jeff I'm thinking of, Jeff?

Oh, yeah. Jeff Sackwell.

Jeff, I love you, but I don't want to see or smell your feet.

Yeah. Well, the other thing, too, I said to him, I go, Jeff, There's no shoes, no shirt, no service, no any of that stuff. I said, if you start taking off any of your other articles of clothing, we're going to have a problem around here.

Well, remember when Fletch used to work here, our old audio guy back in the day? He never had shoes on.

Yeah.

He walked around this place barefoot. I think I'd rather walk around a bar than walk around this place barefoot. But he was barefoot all the time.

And you don't be barefoot around here because we stopped cleaning the carpets when Hagopian stopped giving us trade. As soon as that was over with, it was done. What's going on, Bridget? How are you? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, I work at a local bar, and I have customers who take their shoes off.

What in the world? Do you guys have to tell them to put their shoes back on?

I'm not going to tell them. They're comfortable.

Really? Is it disgusting, though? Like, are these disgusting people taking their shoes off?

No, they're not. I think they just feel like they're at home.

Like, I'm not going to say Jeff's a disgusting person. He's actually, you know, he's cleaned up over the years. Let's just put it that way. But I'm going to say this. I'm a little worried. I've seen that guy before with some Tofeng. I mean, I've seen some issues before on that man's feet.

Why are they so close to their toes, though?

Well, you know, we're good friends. We've been friends for your truth. Next caller. What's up, Andrew? It's Mojo in the Morning.

I'm kind of like your friend. I do the shoes off on the airplane. I'll do it in the movie theaters. Sometimes you've got to free those babies. Why? Yeah. It's like it's closer to summer almost. You don't have to have the shoes on. It's freeing.

You can't take your shoes off on an airplane that's that enclosed. Listen, we were putting masks over our mouths. I mean, at least keep the feet from giving us a disease or some germs. My mouth is dirtier than my feet.

Who did I eat?

Andrew, let me ask you this question. Do you get pedicures?

I don't get pedicures, but I do use every night in the shower. I have one of those little, those, like, petty stones and stuff like that. Oh, the pen of stone.

Oh, really?

Good for you. Soft, man.

Are you a married man? Engaged. Engaged. She bought it for you, didn't she, because your feet were so disgusting?

No, I had that long before I started that relationship with her. She thinks I'm weird, but that's a whole different story.

What's going on, Anya?

Hi.

Hey, what's happening?

So, I'm a dentist, and people do this all the time in the chair.

No. They take off their shoes in the chair?

Yes, I walk in, and their shoes are off, sitting on the floor, and they're in the chair. It is so weird.

Do you ask them to put their shoes back on, or you can't?

I'll ask why. Uh-huh. Because the first time, it caught me off guard, but it happened so much.

Wow.

So I finally asked why, and they'll say, I just want to be comfortable. And I'm like, you don't need to be that comfortable here.

No, I will say, I have brought a pair of slippers with me to the dentist before. No. Yes, I did. The only dogs allowed at a dentist's office would be service dogs. Put your dirty dogs away. But I just had slippers on because I knew it was going to be a very long appointment.

No, put on Uggs. That is slippers for adults in public. Put on Uggs and get, no, no. Michelle, what's up?

Okay, I guess I'm one of those disgusting people, but the more adult beverages I drink at the bar, I tried to take my shoes off and dance, and I cannot tell you how many pairs of shoes I have actually lost, including just this past Saturday at the bar. I lost my good shoes.

People will steal them from you, or you just don't remember where you put them?

Pretty much that.

The latter.

Pretty much. So what do you do? Do you hop out of there? I mean, because the weather wasn't great.

No, and I lost my coat and my credit card, so it must have been a good night.

Oh, my God. This is a lady who, by the way, needs a friend like me. Because I was like having to. Jeff was like, at the end of us hanging out and the game over with, he was like Mr. Rogers putting his shoes back on. And then everybody's looking at the bar going, did he just have his shoes off? Because nobody notices it at first. And then everybody notices it right afterwards.

Straddling the line between perfection and just getting by. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, we now have the answer. Prince Harry will attend the coronation of his dad, King Charles III, at Westminster Abbey on May 6th. That news according to Buckingham Palace. However, he's going to be there solo because his wife, Meghan, is going to be staying in California with their two kids to celebrate Archie's fourth birthday, which just coincidentally is the same weekend that the royal family decided to hold the coronation. Megan, thoughts on this? I know you have them. Or not. Can you hear me? Yes, now I can.

So I'm so excited for this coronation because am I excited to see King Charles coronated? Absolutely not. Am I excited to see him probably booed in the streets of London? Absolutely. My favorite thing about this whole coronation is that normally the procession in front of the public is about five miles. And they're so worried that people aren't going to be showing up and that it will look bad on television that they changed it to a mile and a half so it's more than that. So if you're wondering, oh, well, there's still a lot of people there, know that all of this has been perfectly calculated so that it still looks like he's being well-received.

even though he is definitely not.

I'm just upset I lost my DraftKings bet on whether or not he was going to show up.

Wait, was there really a bet for that?

No, there should have been, though. Oh, okay.

I know there are fun bets like that bet. Okay, Hayley Bieber is launching her own cooking show called What's in My Kitchen. Yes, Selena Gomez already has a cooking show. Just want to leave that right there. The six-episode show features Hayley sharing recipes for her favorite dishes, including some chicken wings. I don't know, some skin smoothie that she talks about all of the time but she said what's in my kitchen was a natural spinoff to the interview series who's in my bathroom because she said our audience was ready for us to stop eating in the bathroom I've loved cooking and sharing meals with friends on my social channels for years and I can't wait to bring this experience to the fans it was an almost run-in acts as Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde were just a minute away from running into each other at Tracy Anderson's famous boutique studio gym in studio city california yesterday afternoon less than 30 minutes after a sweaty olivia walked out harry showed up mini ponytail and all um that would have been fun if the paparazzi caught that but the close encounter comes just a couple of weeks after harry was seen with model emily radichkowski with that very sloppy roadside makeout session in japan and this is very interesting to me. Matthew McConaughey telling a story about being with his mom and his best buddy, Woody Harrelson. And Matthew's mom said something that implied that Matthew and Woody could actually, might actually be brothers. We're sitting around talking about how close we are and

our families and etc and my mom is there yeah she says woody i knew your dad oh well we went on to unpack this did some math and found out that uh his dad was on furlough at the same time that my mom and dad were in their second door then there's possible receipts because where there It might have been a gathering or a meeting.

Could you imagine? And there have been talk of the two actors getting a DNA test just to check and make sure.

It kind of makes sense. We're on the press list of now. Look, it's a little easier for Wood to say, come on, it's good. Because what's the skin in it for him? It's a little harder for me because he's asking me to take a chance to go, wait a minute, you're trying to tell me I may not be my dad. It's 53 years of believing it.

Is it? They look alike. I had to go back and look at photos. When you look at photos of the two of them side by side together, it's crazy. Now, they are teasing a new project called Brother from Another Mother. Oh, man. But still, if the story plays out, we'll see. I don't know. We'll see. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on NojoInTheMorning.com.

This is actually staggering.

I thought that this would be the opposite. But why would I think that men were more honest than women? But a survey says that 70% of men lied on their dating apps. What? Yes. And that is more, by the way, that is more than 10% more than women that lie on their dating apps. If you would like to know the most popular lies, 36% of them have posted a fake photo of themselves, which is kind of funny because a friend of mine used his brother, his twin brother, as his dating profile picture because his twin brother was 45 pounds lighter than him. So that's why he used it. 35% of men Lie about their age And 27% of men Have lied about their height They've actually made themselves Look taller than they actually are

But you're This is my thing with these At some point if the relationship Is going well you're going to have to say Hey by the way I lied about that

And you just look dumb Not even if the relationship is going well The moment they see you

Well, for the aesthetic ones, yeah, absolutely.

I don't know. You could go with height for a while.

But the age one, like I dated a guy who lied about his age. And then when I found out his real age, I'm like, but so then what else are you lying about? That's a big thing.

I always love the people who will do the picture in kind of a weird place. I've learned if somebody takes a picture from the waist up, like if they do waist up picture, then there's something there's something going on there where they're trying to do something to hide

weight alone some of us just feel better that way i know that i know that and then the people who and my buddy jeff is on uh one of the dating sites he he was showing me some people he was showing me some people that are on there oh yeah oh man he's cleaning up and uh and he's he showed me some pictures of some of the the women that are on uh on the and hinge who will put their camera up towards the mirror but their camera is blocking them like you can't even see them you all you see is them holding the camera towards the mirror

Good. Have you seen these AI headshots that they're doing now? No. Okay, so you can pay, and I feel like it's not that expensive. It's like $10 or $15. And this AI generator will come up with like 50 different headshots for you to choose from. And I really don't know if it's cheating or not, but I'd love to see. Of yourself? Yes. You give them a picture of your face or a couple of pictures of your face, and it comes up with new professional headshots. Wait, you need to do this because I need to see them. I kind of want to do it. So my friend Brittany did them, and she posted them up on her Facebook page, and they look really good, but I was like, is that lying? Because I don't think it is. I paid good money for them. That's not lying.

Wait, it's just because you're paying good money for them?

But do the photos look like her? Yeah. They just look like really, really nice photos. Like better her. So nothing's misleading about them. No, it looks just like her. It's just like hair and the outfits. She didn't take those actual photos. Yeah. The backgrounds.

I've never seen it done on real photos. I've only seen it done where you look like a cartoon almost. It looks like actual heart.

Here, let's see if I can find the link and send it to you guys because it's actually impressive. See, I don't think that that's bad per se.

I want to know 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or text 95500, the most outrageous lie that they did on their dating profile. Oh, my God. I'm looking at this, Megan. Holy cow. This is unbelievable. So what Megan was just talking about, she just sent over in our group chat.

I am blown away.

And this is headshots of, that was AI, right?

That was AI. She spent $17. It took two days because they were backlogged to get the results or whatever. But she got hundreds of results back, and she picked just a couple that she shared. But I didn't want to tell you guys about this. I just wanted to do it and see if I could trick people.

You want to trick people with...

I wanted to post them and see if anybody noticed. It's... They look like she went and took them. I know.

I can't believe it. They're so good. There's one where she has an extra hand. Okay, except for that one. What is that? Except for that one. But all the headshots are really good.

So I didn't want to tell you guys this, but we're going to all need new pictures and new headshots. So I'm doing the same exact thing.

Dude, I'll do this all day if we don't have to do a photo shoot. $17, guys.

So here's the deal. I actually got this done, and I want you guys to see it.

Wait, you already did it for you?

Yes, I already did it for me.

No! You did not.

So here's my original photo, okay?

Wait, let me see. All right.

That's my original photo.

Okay. Wait, is that you today?

That's me today.

Why are you all dressed up? Why are you wearing a fancy shirt?

Honestly. How come I didn't notice this? Honestly, because I want to look delicious.

Delicious?

Ready? All right. Here's my AI. Here's my eye right there. You just used a filter, you dummy. Wait. Huh? No.

But it looks good.

Look at how sexy I am.

You just made yourself tan. It looks good.

No, look how sexy. Look, I even, look at, hold on. I got the before and afters, too. Look at that.

What'd you do?

Right, huh? What's that? I got it right there.

It looks like you combined two faces.

Huh? Wait, that's my face. What are you talking about?

No, it looks, it's different. Don't you?

I don't know the difference.

I'm trying to figure out the difference.

You don't know the difference of how attractive I am? Look how good-looking I am.

Will you spray tan, though, for real? Yeah, wait.

I will, yes.

My girl Michelle will do it.

As long as I can do what Shannon does.

Your eyes look what?

And she gets in between your butt cracks like she's talked about before. She does.

She says bend over and spread them.

Phoenix, go ahead. I'm going to say what we're going to say before I talk to you, Phoenix. Phoenix, hang on one second, okay? What were we going to say, Shannon?

What did you do?

I actually sent it to Misfit Victor and told him to touch me up a little bit. And Misfit Victor did that.

Wait, that's a great photo. Doesn't that good? You should be changing some profiles.

Phoenix, now back to you. We're talking about people lying in their dating profiles. What did you catch somebody doing?

So he told me that he was a cop that worked down the street from where I lived. And so I don't know how he knew where I lived, but that was weird. And he never mentioned that he wasn't a cop, so I'm not sure about that or not. but he actually came out while we were planning on making plans to go out or whenever he came out and said he's not who he said. he was and that he was a guy that used to yeah so he lied so he lied about his story i mean this guy's a criminal we're it's we're talking about not so criminal just you know lying about your

picture or your height yeah well he he pretended to be a cop and then he was actually a guy who used to ride my bus in school but he was like way older than me oh wow well so that was even more weird that's that's crazy can't you get in huge trouble for impersonating a cop yeah we'll face

jail time for it yeah i don't know if on a date you can get in trouble for doing it but i know you can get in trouble if you actually try to like arrest somebody or pull somebody over remember that there was the guy that pretended to be in the marines in the marines and on second date second date update we actually busted his ass yeah uh what's up jay hi good morning guys

Good morning.

Good morning. We're talking about this. By the way, Jay, I'm looking at my beautiful self right now in this generated photo that was done for me. I'm good looking. Oh, hold on. I got one. Wait, real quick, Jay, before you speak.

He's doing more?

I got one. He just did one of Megan. Megan, you want to see yours?

Honestly, no.

All right. You don't want to see it? Then everybody else look at it. Megan, don't look at it.

Wow.

Megan?

Oh, my God.

Are you not looking at it?

No. Hard pass.

Megan, did you see it?

No.

Go look at it. Go look at it.

No, Megan, go look at it. Go look at it, Megan. Ew, I look like a sex doll. Oh.

It looks like a pageant photo.

It looks, oh, God, yeah.

Yes, you do. You are a sex doll, Megan.

Don't ever, ever say that again.

Look how beautiful you are there in that picture. Victor, do more. Get more.

Hi, man. I love you.

Jay, I'm sorry. Going back to you, Jay. How you doing?

I'm good. How are you guys?

We're doing all right. We're talking about people who lie in their dating profiles.

Yeah, so I met this guy on a dating app, and we were talking for quite a while, and he said that he was around my age. He said that he sold cars at a car dealership. He told me he drove a really, really nice car. And then he also, in his profile, he said that he was 6'1". And this is how it all started. When I first met him, he was shorter than me, and I'm 5'3". So we went on this date, and I'm asking questions and stuff. Turns out that he was way older than he said he was. He did not work at a car dealership. He worked at, like, a kitchen as, like, the dishwasher. And that nice car that he said he drove and all that, he didn't even have a car. He had no car. Oh, gosh.

Jeez. So what's the lie that bothers you the most? Is it the fact that the guy's, you know, not able to get transportation or that he lied about his height and all the rest of that stuff?

Honestly, either the age or the job.

So be proud, Short King. So when you lie about your age, because I've had friends of mine that lied about their age and had to make themselves be older. in the lies like they've actually had because they were trying to be a little bit more mature is that a is that a bad lie like if like if somebody that's is an old like somebody that's like 40 years old finds out that the guy that is now dating them is only like 29 does that bother you as much as if you found out that the guy who says he's 50 years old was actually 40 years old

i think starting off any kind of relationship with a lie is just bad news it's just a big red flag

Yeah, I know. But still, there's some lies I'm okay with. I'm all right with them. Yeah, I'll surpass certain lies. You know?

We are totally going to see this picture pop up as well as profile today, by the way.

Like if they lie and say that they actually, you know, reached orgasm, I'm fine with that lie. You keep with that lie. Victor, where's more? I want more of these things. Why are you not working harder at this? KP just said.

Probably because he's at work.

Do you think he's doing this at work?

I've never stopped him before.

Trill, he's quicker at editing than me sometimes. He's good.

And I think, honestly, Megan, that was a very beautiful photo. Victor.

Yeah, I was shocked. I really expected something else from him.

Are you driving right now?

No, that is the legal answer. No, I'm not driving.

Wait, how did you do this while you're driving?

I stopped. I stopped at a... I left my chiropractor and pulled into a parking lot in Silver Air.

So speaking of lies, we're okay with. So we need one for Shannon, one for Mike, one for KP, one for Lydia. Can you do that for us?

Yeah, absolutely. That's the thing. Just send me a headshot or a picture.

And you'll do that.

She doesn't like her photo because she doesn't like you. So the thing. I know.

No, no, no, no. I didn't want to look at the photo because I don't trust him.

There's a difference. She would be like, and I mean this in a good way, a Kardashian?

It's kind of, yeah, it's kind of like Khloe Kardashian-esque.

Oh, she's my favorite. Khloe Kardashian. I think she looks better than Khloe Kardashian.

Oh, wait a second. See that? You know who she looks like to me? She looks like, God, what the hell is that? who she looks like an actress like uh somebody uh i don't know like or how about this one she

looks megan markle-ish no she looks like a young katherine zetta jones okay yeah that's a that's

kind of random but no that's good that's good all right so we're a we're gonna do ai is that what

you're using or what do you what are you using do you want to tell us what is it a face app or something like that you gotta pay for it but uh why wait why do you have it you can see all my pictures are filtered no i i got it to uh to mess with uh people's pictures like on our fantasy football league i took every guy's photo and you can make him into a female so i said hey if these guys were females who would you who would how many beers would it take for you to pick up with this person. Great. So, yeah, that's a cool thing. I can change people's genders. Mike, I can add hair.

Oh, thank you. Yes.

Oh, wow. Stuff like that. Please do it. It's a great app. All right. Send me some photos. All right, we'll send you everybody's photos. This app just taught me I'm doing my makeup wrong.

When you give up dating, how does it work? Do you go to the shelter or do the cast to show up at your house? Asking for a friend.

This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. So, Mike, when you're thinking to send your child to a summer camp, you've got to think this early about it? It's that much preparation to do something like that?

So they had an event. I don't know if they do this at all schools, but they had an event at Cecily's School in the area where you could go to the Fieldhouse, and they'll walk you through these different camps that they have for the school. So there's, like, science camp and STEM and all these different camps. It's only, like, a couple days at a time, but Ceci's really into it, and she wants to go to all these different camps. Like I said, it's only a couple days, and I don't know if she's staying the night. I don't believe any of them are overnight camps or whatever. But, like, I remember when I was a kid, like, summer camps for me were the times where I rebelled, and I did everything and anything that I wasn't supposed to do at these summer camps. What summer camp did you go to? Well, I was sent to, I never wanted to go to any of these camps, but I was sent to a camp called Spring Hill. Oh, yeah. Isn't that the religious one? Yeah. Yeah. I heard it's so fun.

How do you, you rebelled at a religious camp? Yeah, that's easy.

I snuck, yeah, because they didn't expect any, 90% of the kids that went there wanted to go there. Like they were, they were excited to be there because it is a really, really cool camp for like kids who like are good kids. But I wanted to sneak out and meet girls and play pool late at night. I thought that was cool. And so that's what I did. I snuck out. I never got in trouble at this thing, but I snuck out. I made out with girls from Forest Hills, which was, like, cool then. Thank you. How old were you when this was all happening? Like, middle school, high school? No, no, no. It was early high school. Early high school. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it's not Cecily's age, but Cecily was only eight years old. But, like, I go to that mode of, like, I don't know if I want her to go to this. I don't know if, like, I don't feel comfortable sending her off. And Allie's like, why? Your kid is nothing like you. She is not going to do this. She is going to be just fine. She genuinely wants to go to these things to, you know, do the projects and all these other different things. She wants to play sports and all these other things. But in my mind, I'm like, well, you know, I told my mom I wanted to do these things, too. But really, I just wanted to kiss girls. That's all I wanted to do.

That's what you want to do. Do kids have any of our listeners have any like go away to summer camp stories? Because you will hear some stories when you go to camp that late middle school, high school where, you know, there's a lot of flirting and stuff that that happens. And I've always wondered about that. All my neighbors always send their kids to camps.

Oh, for the whole summer.

Yeah. So I live in West Bloomfield, and there's a lot of our friends that are Jewish. And so a lot of the Jewish families will send their kids, and they go on to these camps together. And the parents just have, like, the greatest summer of them all without these kids.

I had so many Jewish friends growing up, and I didn't realize, like, that's a really big deal. Yeah. And they have the best.

boy camps I was always so jealous that I didn't get to go and they're gone for like eight weeks at a time yes it's long it's serious yeah I I went to Interlochen arts camp up like near Traverse City for three summers in a row and that's that was four weeks um and I feel like they I mean it's like it's basically like you're at school because you're there to either do dance or an instrument or I was there for theater um and like singing and stuff but they watch you like a hawk Mike Like, there was no chance you were doing it. I think the worst thing that happened to me was I didn't pass my swimming test, and I couldn't go in the lake. But, like, there's no sneaking anywhere.

Look at all these texters here that went to Spring Hill. So many. I wonder if there's somebody that went with Mike. 248 says, my sister was kicked out of Spring Hill because she was caught drinking and making out with a boy. She was asked not to come back because it was a repeat offense. I wonder who that boy was. How old is your sister? Tell us. Was that Mike? A couple other people here that said, oh, my God, Mike, I went to Spring Hill, too. I remember that. There was always one kid that was the troublemaker. That would be you. Sorry. Kyle, what's up?

Hey, what's going on?

What's going on?

I went to Spring Hill as well when I was, like, 20, 21 years old. Oh, really?

And were you a good boy or a bad boy? When you're 21 years old, you're probably a bad boy.

21 years old, probably a bad boy, yeah, you know. But I went with this girl. She was a little younger than I was. And it was honestly the most amazing experience I've ever had. Really? You heard this band called The Fisher's Net. And it was this big Christian band at the time. And they were awesome. It brought the whole crowd into their emotions. Wow, it's amazing.

I did not know it was that, you know, that vast of where it's that old of, you know, to go to this camp. That's pretty wild.

Oh, yeah. It was wild. It was real wild.

So you're obviously not like Mike, though. You're not the troublemaker. You're not the kid from Belding that causes problems.

Honestly, I was probably most of my life the mama's boy.

Yeah. Mike was trying. They needed to send Mike to, like, prison camp. They needed to do, like, a scared straight with you.

My mom thought I was going to be a Christian rapper at one point And then thought I was going to be a priest at one point And I don't think she understood that It wasn't happening

My mom never thought that about me

Thank you for the call Kyle We appreciate it

Hey you're welcome Love you guys

My mom because I was like super into rap So she found this one rapper who was Hispanic And it was a Christian rapper His name was T-Bone or something like that And she was like convinced that I was going to be the next T-Bone And she would buy me the CDs all the time and would send me to church camp. I'm dead serious. Send me to church camp. It did not pan out the way that she did.

So do you think Cecily is going to follow in her dad's footsteps or is that Milo's responsibility?

I hope neither of them, honestly. If I'm being very, very honest, I hope that none of them from like middle school to high school are anything like me. And then after high school, then maybe a little bit. But I was not a good kid.

Mojo in the morning show. And I like to just get into the minds of our listeners sometimes. and their sex lives uh go ahead shannon so i was working out with one of my very very best friends

yesterday afternoon right after the show and um as we're like huffing she mentioned to me that she had to go home and she's like and i have to shower and shave and get ready for tonight and i said what's happening tonight and this was yesterday and she said well her husband was kind of mad at her over something that happened the previous night and i said what'd you do and she said two words elephant pajamas and I was like huh and she said that last night she was super tired and she just wanted to be cozy and read before bed like after she put all the kids to bed so she put on what her husband calls her elephant pajamas like pajamas that cover every inch of her body he thinks they have elephants on them but she said they're really dogs he's just never looked close enough to realize that they're not elephants but he calls them her elephant pajamas and so um she said that he knows when she wears them he's not getting any and he's vocal about his just his his pissed offness that he is nothing's happening so so that is so she had to

make it up to him that is his surefire sign that he knows he's not getting laid yeah she's got the

elephant pajamas on she said she walked out of the bathroom and he was laying in bed and he goes Looks like it's an elephant pajamas kind of night I love that

That's actually very funny How they have their own term for it too The elephant pajamas Mine is when Chelsea Will walk out of the bathroom And she has this like mask thing on her face. And it's not like a white creamy mask thing. It's this clear thing that at first I didn't know what it was. And it's like, it's, it looks like cellophane or something like that. Like it's perfectly clear, but it's like, it, it, it, it makes the face look like kind of like the, give her the shock to look.

Okay.

And so she'll, one time she walked out and I thought to myself, I'm like, oh my God, she's wearing she has my chelsea has the absolute sexiest pajamas ever ever but chelsea could probably be wearing the elephant pajamas and i would probably find them sexy yeah they're just like the feel of them they feel good they're comfortable and stuff i couldn't wear pajamas like that i would slide right off the bed but when she comes to bed and she's got that mask thing on her face i know i ain't getting anything yeah my other girlfriend who was with us yesterday

Then we all started a discussion about this And she's like When I just want to sleep And I don't want to have sex with my boyfriend She goes I click in my bite guard so hard That he can hear it And so he knows

That's Ali She's got one of those We both do We both have like Like I got the Invisalign thing But she's got one of those bite guard retainer things at night And it's loud too And maybe she does it When you click it in Yeah It's like

I can only imagine you guys talking to each other Because the best is Mike You're like Hi, how are you doing? Did you guys sound like that? So what would you like for dinner? Potatoes? Sounds good. All right. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. I want you to call us up or text us, and I want you to tell us what is your sign that you know you're not going to get laid? What is the thing that your significant other or you do that is the sign that you know we're not getting some tonight? Ari, yours is also the mouth guard?

Yep, it's definitely the mouth guard. Once I hear that click, I know it's done for me.

Oh, no. The click says it all. Oh, my gosh. Can you ever just ask to take it out, or can you just?

I can always ask to take it out, but, you know, normally, once it clicks in, I know that means I might as well not even try.

But the funny thing is, it's not like you have to be up there. You know what I mean? You can be downstairs. You don't have to go to the upstairs.

Oh, but what about me? I want some cookies baked as well.

Oh, okay. All right. She wants some stuff.

She wants some action. There was a time where they were in. The mouth guard was in on my end, but wasn't in on her end. And I'm not stopping. If it starts, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I ended up taking them out mid-sex.

And then you got to be careful and make sure it gets on your nightstand. It doesn't fall on the floor and get, like, carpet remnants on it. Dylan, hi. What's going on? Nothing much. What's the sign that you know you're not getting laid?

Just talk a little politics and you're definitely not going to lie. Oh, gosh.

Yeah, that's the word. That'll kill the mood real fast. Do not fall asleep to CNN or Fox News. He ain't getting laid watching Tucker Carlson. I can tell you that, my friend.

Yep.

Thank you. Mojo in the morning. Mary. Morning. Hi, Mary. What's the sign that you know you ain't getting any?

If my husband goes to bed before I do and he lays there with his CPAP machine on. Oh, gosh.

Does he have the one that makes him look like an elephant?

No, he's got the one that goes up the nose. So it's like a nose guard, I guess I would say. Okay.

All right. That's funny.

I'll lay there looking at his phone, and I'll be laying there, and I'll just kind of look at him. And I call it kind of like, you know, like the dark vader.

Yeah.

Even though it's not the full one because it's that heavy breathing.

I always, I have to tell you something. I'm supposed to have a CPAP machine. I cannot figure out how to get the CPAP machine to stay on my face at night. And Chelsea says it falls off, and then it makes these horrible noises at night. Like, it's like a sound machine in there.

I know what you're talking about.

It's the worst.

My husband would have that, and I would always nudge him in the night because I'm like, you need to roll.

Yeah, roll over, buddy. What's up, Rich?

Well, hello. How's it going?

It's good, Rich. How you been, bud?

Well, my wife says when she sees me eating a bowl of cereal at night, she knows she's not getting the penis. Why? What's with the cereal? I don't know. She does it every day. And she's like, oh, my God. I'm like, what? So, yeah, that's my story.

Wait, I don't get the cereal. Yeah, I don't understand it. Why can you not have sex after cereal? Do you have, like, a digestive problem or something? No, not at all. No, she just knows that by the time I get done with my cereal, I sit down and I pass out where I sit. Oh, okay. Okay, what's your cereal of choice, Rich?

Applejack. I love Applejack so good. Cinnamon Toasty Applejack.

God, I love you even more.

Thanks for the call, buddy. Appreciate it.

You're welcome.

No Applejack's tonight. Give the wife the penis.

Oh, absolutely. It's Friday night fun time, man.

All right. What's up, Jamie?

Hi. My wife, she will not sour before bed. She will literally just refuse to shower before bed. It's weird, but that is my sign that nothing's going down. Oh, yeah.

So if she goes to bed with a little bit of stank from the day on, you know you ain't getting any.

Yeah, I don't want it.

Yeah. Oh. What if you guys go and shower together, and then that gives you some fun?

Too many kids. We try that.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

I still have not been able to master shower sex. I can't do it. I'm too big of a man. And it's tough because I feel bad for Chelsea because I see her shivering. She's like not even near the water at all. Like occasionally because she's so much shorter than I am. Occasionally she gets a little bit of water on her from my man boobs, you know. But it's tough.

We're women. It's a little easier.

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Mojo in the Morning show. You've got to get Chelsea on the phone just because of last night we were talking about her friend's wedding that is coming up. And something interesting is happening at this wedding that I wanted to pose to the listeners to see if you found it as interesting as I find it. and Chelsea finds it too because Chelsea also found it that this is a rather interesting song to choose as a song selection for

A first dance?

Well, it's a mother-son dance

Oh, okay

So sometimes people, I don't think listen to the words to songs but then I think in this case this mother might have listened to the words to the songs and maybe she's sending a message But Chelsea's on with us right now. Chelsea, are you there?

Mm-hmm.

So one of Chelsea's friends is getting married here. And her soon-to-be husbands and his mom are going to have that mother-son dance like they do at weddings. And the mom picked a song for this dance, the mother-son dance. And what song was it that she selected, Chelsea?

Richard Marks, Right Here Waiting.

Richard Marks, Right Here Waiting. For those people that don't know what that song is all about, let me see if I can.

Is it that right here, right now? No, no, no, no.

No. That's Jesus Jones or somebody like that.

Okay, I don't know what song you're talking about.

No, no, no, no. Richard Marks. Wait, which one? I'll be here, right here, waiting for you.

Okay, okay, okay. You know that song? I've got my songs mixed up, yep.

All right, hold on a second. Let me cue it, Chels, so I can give the listeners a taste of just the hook of the song so they kind of know what the the song sounds like and then we are going to listen to the words of the song so that people can hear that so this is this is that uh that song whatever you do i will be

right here waiting for you whatever it takes or how my heart breaks i will be right here waiting

All right, so when they selected this song, Chalice, what was the talk around your friendship circle about this?

I think all of our mouths were just wide open in disbelief, because why would any mother want that song right here waiting for you? Like, is their marriage doomed already, and it's going to be right there waiting for him? It's just weird. It's a weird mother-son song.

All right, so I want to listen to the lyrics of this. I want listeners to listen to the lyrics Bear with us for one second Because I think sometimes people hear Okay, this is a great song This is, you know, this is cool, I like that song Or maybe that was a song that you listened to When, you know, he was a little kid Or something like that with mom You know But listen to the lyrics And is mom sending a message Take a listen

Okay, Oceans Apart Day After Day Do you remember the song at all?

Are you going to be a record of your song? No, I do, yeah.

Your voice on the line But it doesn't stop the pain If I see you next to never

If I see you next to never

Then how can we see forever

How could you name it?

So there's one lyric, I'm looking at the lyrics at the end that says, I wonder how we can survive this romance. But in the end, if I'm with you, we'll take the chance. Well, I gotta be honest,

I don't necessarily read into this the awkwardness of the fact that, yes, it sounds like a love song. It sounds like something you would do for your girlfriend or your wife that's away, you know, or you're away from your wife. I think he wrote that song because we did a little history look up. Richard Marks wrote that song for when he was on the road for his wife to be able to listen to. Oh, okay. But whatever it takes, whatever you do. Or how my heart breaks. Or How My Heart Breaks, I'll be here right here waiting for you.

I'll be right here waiting for you. It's good thing you don't write songs.

But I just want to know, Chelsea's friend is marrying this guy. Does she think that maybe the mom is sending a message? Or what is the reasoning behind this song? Did you find out?

No, she thought nothing of it until we all, Like, we played the song and said, listen to the words. Isn't this a little bizarre?

Yeah.

Is she going to change her mind? Well, she can't. She can't change her mind marrying him? No.

Not the song. Well, it's the mom.

The mom selected it. Yeah, the mom selected it.

I know. But can you tell the mom it's weird?

Honestly, I don't even think you bring it up to the mom. I don't think you can. I don't think she should bring it up to her future husband, too, who's a really good guy. Like, a really nice guy. Because I don't know if you want even that in the head of anybody. But hold on.

You have to bring it up. All the times that I thought would last somehow. I hear the laughter. I taste the tears. But I can't get near you now.

I don't think she notices You don't think, Mike? What did you dance to, Mike? You know what? Honestly, this makes me a bad song I don't remember the song But I know the song that she wanted to dance to And she didn't understand what the lyrics were What was that song, Mike? It was Mariah Carey, Always Be My Baby Oh, okay

Always Be My Baby, basically Is like my baby, like sexual baby, right?

Right, right But my mom took it as like You're always going to be my baby Right, but that's what I think That's why I think you have to say something Because we had to be like Yeah, we're not going to dance to that one

Hey, Sharika, what's up?

Hi, Mojo, how are you?

Good, what's going on?

I think he's a mama's boy She's just waiting for the marriage to fail

Really?

And then she'll be there picking him up

Oh, I hope not No, because they got a great relationship And I think they're going to have a great marriage But you think that mom's thinking that? Or do you think that she just hasn't listened to the lyrics?

Yeah, she'd probably need to change it

Are moms that, like, calculated? I think they probably Yes They are that calculated? Some are Chelsea, would you be that calculated If you were dancing with Joe, Jake, or Luke?

One million percent

What song would you choose, Chelsea? If you were going to choose a song

Well, the song that I always have with the boys is You are the best thing. So I would dance with them. And it would have nothing to do, you know, with anyone else other than they are the best thing that's ever happened to me.

That's a great, great song. What is it?

You are the best. That one?

Yep.

Yep. Hold on a second. Let me see if I can find it.

And I dance with them all the time to that song. So it's something special between us anyway.

Yeah. So that would be a good one here. But would you be having it be you are the best thing? you are the best thing and not the wife that they're about to marry?

No, it's between me and the boys.

But if I don't, I don't. This is the song. Megan, do you know the song?

Oh, yes, I do. Yes, I do.

This is the Chelsea's. This would be a good song. This is a good song for you to dance.

It's been a long day.

Things ain't been going my way You know I need you

Is this a sexual version?

Not that I listen to it.

Yeah, I was going to say, baby, it's been a long day. Yeah, I'm being on my mind all the time. That's the thing is, you could do that with any song, though. Yeah. There's not really a mother-son song. Yeah, that's tough. Well, there is. Wow. A song from Mama, Boys to Men. Or how about Hey Ma from Cam... Cam Ron. Oh, because you are the best thing.

You are the best thing.

Good song. I like that. That's a good song.

The video is amazing to be with the boys for this song.

Yeah. What's going on, Cindy? hi how you doing what do you think about chelsea's friend and how her future husband's going to be dancing with his mom do right here waiting well no offense to chelsea but i think

as women do they read too much into things and i'm the mom of an only child that is a boy and if he were getting married i think there's nothing wrong with that song i think it just states that she'll always be there for him really so you don't think that there's any connotations to it or i think you could i think you could read into it if you wanted to but i think it's a pretty song and that's what i get from it is that no matter what happens i'll always

be here okay all right thank you uh carolina yeah this is carolina carolina how you doing

Good. How are you?

Good. What's going on? What did you want to say?

Okay. So for my wedding, my mother-in-law is so sweet, but she wanted to do a really romantic song. It was Somewhere Out There. I don't know if you know that one.

Somewhere out there.

Like from the Fievel movie?

What?

Somewhere.

Yes. That's exactly what I thought was Fievel Goes West.

Yes!

Do you know what movie I'm talking about? No. Somewhere out there. The Fievel movie. You've never seen Fievel.

No.

That's Somewhere Over the Rainbow. Yes, Fievel.

Fievel Goes West is the best movie ever made. These people don't know what they are missing out on. It's Megan Movie Night.

Somewhere Out There was from something bigger than that. What was it from? It was from...

Somewhere Out There. It's from Fievel. I think it was in Fievel Goes West. It was in Fievel Goes West, baby. Okay. But I think it's Linda Ronstadt, right? The real version.

Okay.

But Fievel's singing his way back.

And what is that song about? What is Somewhere Out There about?

It's like very romantic Like we're underneath the sky Thinking about each other

And he wanted His mom wanted to dance to that With your husband

Yeah It was just like weird Thank you

Here let's listen

I love this Someone's thinking of me Oh, it's so devastatingly sad.

Fievel lost his family in a flood.

Yes. You don't remember what the movie was about? And he was looking for them. Yes. Poor mouth. There's a naked scene in it, too. He rides in a roller coaster thing and goes by an open window, and they had to edit it.

Are we the only people that saw this movie?

I think you might be. No, Fievel's not my kids.

It's called An American Tale.

I've seen it, but I don't remember it this much. All right, well.

It's about, isn't it about a mom and a little mouse being separated? Yes.

So that's why he, that's why mom chose the, that's why mom chose that song.

Yeah, I understand that one.

But, but the words to the song sound like it's a love affair. Is that what you're thinking? No. Carolina?

I thought, I thought so, but you know, maybe I was a little off on that one. My husband and my mom think they found another, another song.

So you, did you demand that as the bride? Did you say no, no, no, no, no.

I was like, is there another song? I don't think I was too bright still about that one I think I pushed my husband to go to his mom and say Maybe there's another song, but Maybe I should listen to it, now I feel bad

Chelsea's friend can definitely not speak up like this Because she'll start on the wrong foot if she does that And puts her foot down, it would be bad Susan, what's going on?

Yes, I've got a song that I'm going to dance with my son to And it's fine for us But I don't think Shannon would like it

Oh, please don't tell me it's Butterfly Kisses Nope

It's worse, it's You've Got a Friend in Me Are you really using that song?

The song that Shannon lost her virginity to

It's true Yes, and my son's name is Andy So it all goes with

Oh, my gosh, I do love that. That is a cute song.

That's cute.

Will you be thinking of Shannon and her teenage boyfriend?

Oh, boy, I sure hope not. I really hope not. Me, too. If I am, I'll be cracking up.

Yeah. Do you guys know the worst thing that I ever did on the radio ever in my life was on 93.7 KRQ, Tucson's only hit music station, when a dad called in and said, could you play a song for my daughter? It's her first day of school, and I wanted to wish her a happy first day of school. And I said, absolutely. I got the perfect song for you. And to show you how radio people do this, we record the little call, and then we decide that we'll put it over whatever the longest intro is that we can play that entire call on. I thought it was wonderful. Yeah. And I said, yeah, Dad, here you go. Here's a song for you. Into boys to men, I'll make love to you.

No, you did not.

I said, here's your song you wanted. It was Boyz II Men. I'm like, love to you. I got hate mail.

I bet you've taken it.

The dad, the mom, the grandparents, everything. It was so bad. Sometimes you got to listen to the lyrics to the song. All right, Chelsea, we will talk to you later. I think that now you make me want to listen to a bunch of 90s songs. Although that's pretty much every day anyway. That is true. All right. You sound tired. Did I wake you up this morning?

I've been up since. No, I got up before you got up. I've been up since like 2.45.

Okay.

I'm just trying to take a little nap.

All right. Love you. I'll talk to you later.

Bye, Tills. Okay. Love you, too. Bye.

Warm weather. Smell that? That's the smell of your dog's poop that's piled up over the winter. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning is Dirty on the 30.

This is interesting, breaking dirty right now. A music rep who has worked with some pretty big names in the industry, names like Justin Bieber, Drake, Post Malone, is now the person of interest in a case of a 34-year-old woman found dead in the bathtub of his $2,600-a-night Ocean View suite in Miami. This girl was an up-and-coming musician that he was getting ready to sign. Cops have named David Bolno as a person of interest in the death of Laura Lozano. She was found lying face-up, unresponsive, in the bathroom of his one-bedroom hotel room at the Luxurisa Thai Hotel. This was back on March 30th. We're just now getting details. Hotel surveillance video shows David leaving just after 4.30 that morning. He claims Laura did not leave with him. Her body was found nine hours later by hotel staff after nobody checked out of the room on time. Police say they found an unknown substance nearby. And despite a police report naming David as a person of interest here, he adamantly claims, I was not there when she died. This is interesting. So, Megan, have you tried or Mike, have you tried Blake Lively's Betty Buzz soda? Has anybody tried it yet? No, I've never even seen it like on the show. Neither have I, but I want to so bad. Well, I love that she has this new quirky, cute advertisement out for it. And she used the doctor, the biomechanical engineering expert, who was a witness for Gwyneth Paltrow during her recent ski crash trial, say that three times fast, in this commercial for Betty Buzz. Listen to this. So smart.

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Got the same whiteboard he used to show Gwen's skin.

And says out loud, mmm, Betty Buzz tastes great.

It's pretty great. By the way, if you know where to get this stuff, please tell me, because I do want to try it. Yeah, same. Speaking of drinks, Anheuser-Busch has lost more than $6 billion in market value in the days following its partnership with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney. Due to this nationwide backlash against Bud Light, Shares of Anheuser-Busch have dropped about 5% after Dylan announced her Bud Light deal at the beginning of last month. Bud Light honored Dylan with a limited release can with her face on it, if you haven't heard this yet. She then promoted the brand by just doing all sorts of stuff on her social media, including sipping cans of Bud Light in a bathing suit and a bathtub, talking about March Madness. So that collab has instigated this nationwide backlash against Bud Light, with sales taking a pretty significant hit as of late. Nike facing similar backlash for using Dillon as one of the faces of its women's sportswear line. With the Bra Burn Challenge gaining steam on TikTok, women being encouraged to burn their Nike sportswear. All you real women out there, we are in the fight of all fights. Since the 1960s, we have been fighting for the right to be women. Your consumers hit you where it hurts, and that's right in your pocket.

Real quick, Pete Davidson is returning to host SNL on May 6th, nearly a year after he departed the comedy show. He's going to be on to promote his upcoming Peacock comedy series called Bupkiss, which just so happens to be executive produced by his former SNL boss, Lorne Michaels. And lastly, I will leave you with this. We've got some new music from Post Malone, his first new music of the year. It's a song called Chemical, which will be dropped tomorrow. He gave us this teaser on his Twitter. Hey, for all of today's Dirty, check out that Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

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Mojo in the Morning show. So, Megan, you've got to tell us about this guy. Or should I say guy, or should I say boy?

Well, I would have started with guy, and I think we ended with boy by the end of the conversation. And it was really interesting. I don't really flirt with people because I'm bad at it.

You are the greatest flirt in the world. You are? Come on. You think she's bad at flirting?

Well, I've witnessed it. I wish they were in the same studio so you could see which one finger I'm holding up right now, but it is just one. I love you. Just one. But I was talking to this guy. We were having a fun conversation. I was letting a little bit loose, and at one point he said in the conversation, well, what do you want? And I was like, I really, really, really want a Zig-a-Zig-a. Yes. Because I am a 90s baby. And he was like, what does that mean? Correct response. Correct response, Shannon. The audible gasp that escaped my body was uncontrollable. And I said, excuse me, what do you mean, what does that mean? He was like, what does Zig-a-Zig-a mean? Now, I went to BGSU, and there's like a chant that's like Ziggy, Ziggy something. So he thought it was a BG thing. And I was like, no, Spice Girls. And he goes, who is that? And I went, excuse me, how old are you? And he said, oh, I'm 21. I've never heard of them.

Oh, boy.

I immediately said, I am so sorry for entertaining this conversation. I didn't realize that you were out of my age bracket. I have to go. I got to leave.

Oh.

So he was telling my brother this, and he said, oh, yeah, I have a test for people, too. And I said, what's your test? And he goes, if I make an office reference and she doesn't get it, she's too young for me. And I thought that's a great little, like, testing bar.

That actually is. That's great. You're so smart. Yeah, because you should know the office if you're anything, what, over the age of whatever, 25?

Right. And I also think it can be hard because a lot of times when you're out at a bar and somebody's drinking, okay, you're like, okay, so they're at least 21. And then you start talking to them and you're like, oh, you're too young for me. Like, you are out of here. You don't get my references. You don't get anything. This is not good. I want to see you to teach. I'm here to enjoy life.

I want to see you dating a 21 year old guy. I want to see you. I just think, don't you think? I don't him snuggling up to those bosoms of yours.

Okay. First of all, stop.

I think it would be wonderful for you to be with a 20. It would give you a rejuvenation in life, Megan.

No, I think I'd just be annoyed and sad all the time. I never dated anybody younger than me.

They wouldn't know any of your television references. That's what I'm saying. Some of your references are obscure. Like the musical references that people don't get.

Okay, but not Spice Girls. They're not obscure. They're just gems. And if you understood quality, you would understand how funny I am.

Niche.

What did you say?

Niche. Yeah, niche.

That's a nice way of putting it. Niche. Niche. That's very classy. By the way, have you ever had that happen to you? Have any of our listeners ever had that happen to them where they were out with somebody and they thought that they were really hitting it off and then only to find out that the person was way too young because they had no clue whatever it was that you were like into or like a song usually or an old movie. Like you bring up a movie and they would go, what's that?

I dated somebody who was older than me. Who was like 10 or how much older than me was he? I don't know because he left.

I know at his age, but he was significantly older than me. And he would always make references, and I was, like, totally clueless. Or he would play a song and be like, you remember this song? Nope. I don't.

But he also was a Nickelback fan, so. True. That also kind of threw it for a loop there. Somebody said that they have an interesting test, and I like this test. We'll pick it up the line. They texted, and Ellen called them up. You can call 844-MOJO-LIVE or text 95500. We called Heather back because her text was great. Heather, what is your test to see if they're too young for you?

Mojo, what's Jenny's number? Oh, I love it.

8-6-7-5-3-0-9.

Such a good one.

And have you ever had somebody go, Jenny who?

Yes.

And what do you do?

The conversation's over. Yeah.

It's like the Usher test. Like, where was Usher at 7 o'clock? 7 o'clock on the dot. down by my lap, or my drop top through the streets, or something like that. All right. I don't know. Sometimes it's hilarious, but that's right. That's a good one. Tam, what's happening?

Hey, guys. Before I met my wife, there was a girl I had met, and she didn't know Titanic was real. She thought it was a movie.

No. Okay, that's not an age thing. That's like a stupidity thing. Right?

Yeah. I'm not married to her, so I'm going to go with yes.

Yeah.

How did that make you feel when that happened? Did you do the look on your face? Like the duh look? Yeah.

The audible eye roll. Just to say that's the last time I saw her.

Yeah, that's great. Are you single?

No, sir.

You're not? Okay, because I was going to say Megan over here just had bad luck with the 21-year-old. I don't know if we could maybe.

Isn't that interesting when you try to hook up Ellen with somebody, how you talk to people? Because you're like, oh, because Ellen over here, you know, she's single and she bakes and she's great. And then you're like, you know, Megan needs somebody. So if you want to, I'll just know.

Don't you think Megan's great?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, oh, yeah. What were you going to say?

I would have caught the Spice Girls reference, though, at least.

Yeah, exactly. The bar's not high, guys.

Don't you think Megan and a 21-year-old would be great content for the show?

That would be amazing content for this show.

It would honestly make me the happiest person ever if all of a sudden Megan says, guys, I got a boyfriend. And we're like, oh, really? She says, yeah, yeah. He's 18. Oh, my God.

Ew. That would make him younger. No, thank you.

Hard pass. I got to go pick him up.

We got tired of being single and broke, so we turned things around. Now we're broke and single. Yay! This is Mojo in the Morning.

good morning mojo in the morning show phone number 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 text is 95500 and of course if you're listening to us on the iHeartRadio stream always feel free to text us and you may get a call from our producer who will call you back and say hey did you tell mojo what you just said and go on the radio with us so guys big news in my neighborhood the complaining neighbor has moved out of the neighborhood really yes so i got to uh tell you a story that happened a couple of weeks ago and i didn't tell it on the air at the time because i didn't want to embarrass anybody but now that the neighbor is no longer out of the neighborhood or no longer in a neighborhood i can share it with you my uh my neighbor next door to me very nice family they were preparing for their son's grad party that they had and they were doing a lot of like cleanup work you know how when you have a party like something like that y'all you always end up like massive amounts of things you got to do yeah so they ended up getting a power washer to do power washing i did not know that you could power wash as much stuff as they were able to power wash but they power washed everything which I love power washing. It's addicting. Is it? Yes. Oh, my God. Is it one of those things that once you start, you don't stop?

Oh, once you start, you find other things to power wash.

Okay.

It's very satisfying.

So they were power washing on a Saturday afternoon. I think they started at, like, noon, and it was maybe, I don't know, three hours of power washing. Well, the crazy neighbor got all upset about this whole thing, and I'm in the middle of them, so my yard's in the middle. And he walked across what I witnessed was walked across my yard to go and start yelling at the kid who was power washing and yelling about, are you going to keep that thing running all day? Like he was all upset because all he wanted to do is sit on his back deck and just kind of chill, I guess.

And the very calm neighbor of mine, who is the dad of the kid who was power washing, got very defensive. This is my kid. You don't sit there and yell at my kid, my teenage son, who's literally doing chores. These kids, I'm going to say this. I'm going to go on record to this. My kids are lazy sons of bitches. These kids who live next to me work so hard all the time. They are out. They're cutting grass. They're picking weeds. They're doing all kinds of stuff. they're unbelievable I love these kids and so the dad got all upset and said hey get off my property and stop yelling at my son and started kind of they kind of like started jaunting each other exactly they started jaunting each other like you ever watch like a Tigers game and see when a player or the manager AJ Hinge comes running out and starts yelling at an umpire I mean it turned into one of those situations and I just sat back loving every minute of it

did you pull out your phone

I didn't. I was so bad. I should have done it. I was so excited. And then I was so wanting, because I have a ring cam, and I was like, man, is that ring cam catching any of this stuff? But the problem is, if the ring cam doesn't sense motion, it doesn't record audio. Because I was thinking, wouldn't it have been great to just be able to get the audio over the power washer? Turn, da, da, da, da. All you hear is going all this time. and um and so the neighbor who is the nice neighbor who has the very hard-working uh sons was talking to chelsea and i and he felt really really bad not that he yelled at this guy because he felt fine with that but that he yelled and it was you know able to be heard you know in in in the neighborhood um but we all were for it because this neighbor was a little kind of cuckoo

yes absolutely it blows my mind like i always talk about my neighborhood facebook page that that people will get on there and complain about and just in general not like early morning or late evening because i get that but people mowing their grass or using a leaf blower or like a power like anything that causes noise because i'm like but they're trying to make their home look nicer yeah so that our neighborhood looks nicer and you're like poo-pooing and this is like two

in the afternoon. Right. On a Saturday.

Right. I'm also the neighbor with the leaf blower. So I know it's very indirectly pointed at me. And you guys, I just added to the collection of my mini leaf blower. I just got a mini shop vac. Oh my gosh. And let me tell you that thing is amazing. 20 bucks, Mike. I'll send you the link.

By the way, you have more loud devices at that house. So you need to run them all at the same time and just see what the neighbors do. Just see like what kind of response you got, you know? Yeah. Don't you think?

I'm so jealous of your Facebook pages, though. Ours is super boring. Like, I want to just throw stuff in there just to spice it up. Like, there's nobody complaining. There's nobody. I wish there was some people complaining.

Yeah.

Why? You want the drama in the neighborhood, huh?

Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. It sounds great.

Yeah. I think that, Mike, you need to be the person to start the drama then.

What am I going to say? What should I complain about?

No, you should be the person that maybe causes the problems, that gets people to start the drama and start uh start yelling about you weren't your christmas lights an issue because they were

they were going into your neighbor's living room yeah but they never complained on the page the one thing they could complain about because my neighbors actually said something is i kind of let my bushes go right now outside of my house i haven't had a chance to have him for bed mike

i know but they're bad they're really you never want to have an overgrown bush yeah trim that bush mike it's out of control right now uh you should use one of shannon's devices that she has

at home i bet she has a device for that one i love all sounds really interesting doesn't it

i know well you know what the problem is the problem is they started that what is that next door or something like that is that that what the thing is they started that that stupid thing and that thing is just basically meant nobody goes on there to say nice things like my neighbor has a very nice clean house now they just power washed for two and a half hours for a party they go the I was running the power washer for two and a half hours, and all I heard was... The whole time. Could you imagine living next door to Shannon with eight different devices? They're minis. Come on. Thank God. That is true, by the way. That little leaf blower is literally the size of a hairdryer.

Do you know my brother and I went out and got a new lawnmower because we were worried that we were these people?

Wait, did you buy an electric lawnmower that was quiet?

We did. We specifically did because we were like, we are bothering all the neighbors we gotta get something quieter yeah it's three in the afternoon

and we don't want to we don't want to bother them with our lawn mowing what does that thing do does

it just go it's so quiet i didn't even know he cut the grass the other day really sitting in our our living room watching television and he came inside he's like cut the grass i was like what

does it have an extension cord or does it have a battery that's charged um it's like a battery

that you charge it.

Almost like what you use in, like, your power drills.

Yeah.

It just takes two of those.

Oh, my gosh. Man, that sounds like fun. You are very environmentally conscious.

It's not even that. It was cheaper than a gas one. Really?

Who would have thought? Listen to some of these complaints. People have got some neighbors that are fed up. Jordan, is your neighbor the complainer?

So I actually had two crazy neighbors, and I was talking to the one, and she was complaining about the other one, and he just happened to come to his window. So she turned to him and started yelling at him and, like, giving him the finger. And he started yelling back. And then he turns around, drops his drawers, and sticks his butt against the window. And I'm standing there looking at this. I'm like, I don't need to be a part of this. I don't want to see that.

That's when you know you're a grown person who lost their spit to the point that you are sticking your butt up against the window. How bad is this neighbor? Jen, your voice disguised, because obviously you've got some scary people living next door to you, but what did your neighbor do?

Oh, yeah, I do. So my neighbors, I graduated like a while ago, and I remember, and this just continues on whenever we have a big event of some kind, and they decide to do the loudest yard work, like loudest. But for my graduation party, they decided to put their full sprinkler system on. Oh, my gosh. And we had it in the garage, I mean, just like a typical family would, like, out into the driveway, and they just put their full-on sprinkler.

Wait, they wanted people to stay off of their lawn, so they put their sprinkler systems on while you're having a grad party.

We weren't even on their lawn, but they're just so petty. And it's like, they blast my family all over Facebook, and every time they do, it's not like an issue against origin.

What in the world has gotten into people? What town do you live in?

I don't want to say.

Oh, okay. All right. Well, thank you for listening. Are you afraid of that neighbor? Are they mentally unstable that you think that they'll do something to you if you say something about them? Or they know who you are?

No, but they're just like stuck-up snobs and nobody in my family likes them.

Okay. Well, congratulations on your graduation. Hi, Alice. What's happening?

Good morning, Mojo. How are you, Alice?

I'm doing fantastic. I'm excited for the weekend.

I am so excited. And can I first say, please, good morning to all of you guys there, because I have been listening to you guys since you've been on the air. No joke. Hi, Alice.

We love you.

Hi. I've met you guys all before, but I literally didn't want to do voice disguise. So I didn't name disguise because I am terrified to tell you guys this story because everyone in the world knows this story right now. If you live in Metro Detroit, because I am complaining about my father's neighbor, and we're going to call her Karen, and the other neighbor is Karen 2.0, because my father, who is an innocent man who was on a golf course this morning, and I really hope he hears this, does nothing wrong in his life. He's worked his entire life to own a trailer in, I'm just going to say, Canton, Michigan, okay? He's retired. And he is getting complaints and fines. $50 so far this week because I have been over helping him move, unpack, repack, and I have ready, quote, long-term COVID. So I keep passing out on his lawn.

What are people complaining about, though? Stop for a second. What is the complaint?

that his daughter is too loud on the lawn during the day and at night with the ready guys quote loud christmas tree lights i put a god darn thing yeah in the shed because i wanted some dim light for the quote blue hair gray hairs who are sleeping and have problems at night because low light is where i work better and they drive by they wait you put a christmas tree up you put

a Christmas tree up in summer?

I did. I have pictures, you guys. I can show you right now.

Why did you not just go get a light? Why did you just put a Christmas tree up?

Oh, my God. Mojo, stop trying to man-understand this because I'm trying to tell you what you said. There was nothing in it but the lawnmower and not the lawnmower. I'm quiet.

I'm not sure why that's it.

I'm still confused. Buy the Christmas tree in June or July. Because literally I was going to throw it away, guys, and I was trying to donate stuff. I was thinking about your breaking and entering, and I thought... Okay, so you weren't putting it out to put it out.

You were just cleaning it out, and it happened to be out.

No, I plugged it in, started sorting through both of my parents. My mother passed about four years ago, and he still hasn't gotten rid of stuff. So I plugged it in to see if it was worth even donating. Only two-thirds of it worked, guys. Two-thirds of it worked.

Okay, so Alice, let's pull this back together, because I don't have all day for this one here. Your neighbors are upset because a Christmas tree is on or because of...

that there's a few more things that are on this list.

All of the above, because they're all selling their houses and going out of town for 4th of July, and they're now asking me and my father, are you guys going to be home this weekend? You seem to always be out in the lawn.

Oh, okay. I have no idea what to save with this call other than...

I don't either.

Yeah. Other than I got a feeling, Alice, that they may not be 100% wrong on this one.

And they're not. They're not. The only difference is they just changed their name from retirement to senior. And that's why my dad's out golfing and I'm cutting his lawn this morning. Oh, okay. All right. And that's why I called you guys because I turned you up real loud. And I'm about to start the lawnmower. And Karen's over there.

Hold on. Ready? Hold on. Ready? I'm going to talk to the neighbors. You got it up loud, right?

I'll roll the windows down because I am right here in front of the trailer park.

All right.

Okay.

All right. Here we go. All right. Ready?

Please.

I'm so sorry. You guys have to put up with this You're probably not wrong

Me neither, I'm sorry I'm so confused Am I Okay, Shannon I killed her lawn I killed her lawn because I left the lawn mower out Too long and it's a patch of lawn I cut it too and she's mad 14 years, my dad just moved in I didn't know it was her lawn

Wait, so you left the lawn mower running while you're talking to us?

Yes, I did

Oh my god, so while you're talking to us The lawnmower is just running by itself Have you ever thought of an electric lawnmower? A friend of mine just bought an electric lawnmower And it's fantastic

I noticed you did, it's so much cheaper than the gas I just filled the gas in with some about the cut Yeah, you're getting one tomorrow

Okay Have a good day, guys You too, you too Have a good one Have a great day Take care of yourself

I just want you to know she didn't say any of that when I screened that call.

Guys, I think it's time to go on vacation. Oh, my God.

Okay.

I love how even Ellen was like, don't blame me. Don't blame me. Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Natalie's suspicious that her husband is cheating, and he's been acting kind of funny lately. This is a very common thing, Natalie, that we hear from people who are suspicious and then find out that their spouse is cheating, that they start acting differently. And what are some of the things that he's been doing?

He's just totally pulled back.

Pulled back from you?

Pulled back from me, pulled back from affection, from sex.

and you said that he's not only acting differently towards you but you said he's acting differently

towards family and friends he was very close to my dad and brother and now their relationship

is almost non-existent have you addressed that with him like have you made it obvious that it's it's very apparent that these things are happening?

I've let him know here and there, and he's just kind of blown it off.

Okay.

Now, something happened that was interesting recently with his workers or his coworkers.

He came home late last week. He said he was going out to dinner with a big group of coworkers. and when he got home, I was like, how was it? And he said, oh, it was fine. We were all just hanging out. We all went to dinner. And then a friend of mine's husband said that he saw my husband out to dinner that night and he was just with one woman, one person.

And he didn't just see him in passing. He saw him out? With just a person, one person?

One person, one red-headed lady in a fancy dress, he said.

Did you say anything to him?

I mean, what do I say? Like, I know he lied. Am I going to confront him about the lie? I don't know what to do.

Okay, so this is your test then to see what happens with War of the Roses.

Do you know who that could be, by the way? Like, do you guys have?

Does he have a co-worker?

I mean, yes, he has co-workers, but I don't know of any of them having red hair. Yeah, that's very distinguishing. I don't have a good friend with red hair, so I don't know who this person could be.

All right, we're going to do War of the Roses. I'm saddened to... hear all the stuff that he's doing because it kind of is an indication that there is something going on. I don't know what it could be. And I also know that you guys have kids, so we're hoping that the flowers go to Natalie. Hang on the phone, okay?

Hello? Hi, I'm looking for Jack. Yeah, this is Jack. Hey, Jack. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling from a new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers. If you have less than 30 seconds to answer two quick survey questions for me, we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that could be shipped out as early as today. And I'm not going to ask you for your credit card information or any other personal information like that. It's strictly just free flowers, and we're hoping that you choose us in the future. No credit card info? Nothing. Nope. I'm just going to ask you for address information for the person you want to send them to, and that's it. Sure. Okay. Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, Jack? No. Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months? No. Okay. As a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey, I'm now authorized to provide you with that bouquet. And again, it's a dozen long-stemmed red roses, just so you know what the recipient will be getting. And let's start off with a first name. And if you could spell a last name for me of who these are going to go to. Yeah, let's send them to Kat. Do you have a f***ing ass? Okay. And Jack, I'm actually going to create a profile for you on here. I know you said you're not really in a flower's order, but in the event that you do, what is your relationship to Kat? I'm listening to her on here.

She's my friend, my, you know, person that I'm having things with.

Okay. So just friend on here? I just want to make sure because the card, like, is it a romantic friend or it's just, it's going to kind of, okay. Yeah, so then Rose is just a random person. Okay, I'm just making sure, you never know. And then, Jack, we can also include a message on that card with the flowers, and what did you want that to say?

Missing you, Jack.

Okay. And I also am obligated to tell you that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that? Yeah, I guess. Maybe we're already recording, so whatever. Okay.

Jack, I'm going to jump on here so we can get to more calls, and then I'll get the phone number and send those flowers out. I need to also inform you of one last thing. While we've been talking to you on the phone and getting information of where you'd like to send the flowers. Your wife, Natalie, has been listening in and just heard you send flowers to another woman. I mean, just the stuff that he said alone. you can try to get him back on Natalie is that a name that you are familiar with or have ever heard

no

so it's not something that has ever been brought up or you've ever seen in messages

not at all total total shock

and how long have you said that that things have been different between you guys it's been like two months it seems like more than a two-month type of relationship once you have you hang on the phone for a second and we're going to come right back and we'll try to get him back on the phone with us and see if he's got got the guts to come back on the air with us all right okay don't miss this when we come back here next it's pretty bold to be out in public with the person that you're cheating with but we pose the question to our listeners that are in the service industry have you ever sensed that someone that you were like maybe waiting on or giving a drink or food to was cheating on their spouse like

Like they were out with their mistress or have you ever blatantly caught somebody? We'll come back with that next. And if you've got a story of being out in public and catching someone cheating 844 Mojo live 844-665-6548 or text nine five five zero zero. The war of the roses continues next on Mojo in the morning. We're busting cheaters.

How dare you?

How dare you?

It's war of the roses on Mojo in the morning.

Mojo in the morning.

This is the home of War of the Roses.

I absolutely love it.

Mojo in the Morning.

All right, just a quick update. So Jack, not wanting to come on the air with us, but has a text explanation that was sent in to us. And the text explanation is that he is not cheating. He just has a very good friend. that very good friend is somebody who has been in his life for a while and that he was intending on having a conversation with his wife about that, there is nothing inappropriate going on between the two of us.

Yet, when I asked him what kind of relationship it was.

Right. That's not what he said. I know. So, very interesting, out in public, and actually, if, and you think about this for a second, If Natalie's friend's husband doesn't see this happening, guess who is in the free and clear on this? You know, you think about that. It's timing. I mean, he's out and about. He's telling, you know, his wife he's at some work thing, okay? He's out and about flaunting this girl that, listen, we only know what the words that he said when shannon asked him about sending the flowers and we also only know you know what uh you know friends are seeing in public but we don't know any of the other stuff but we obviously can kind of read into it um pretty bold the uh service industry loves to like spout off we actually asked and you can actually comment on this too it's still up on our our instagram and Facebook, we said, if you're in the service industry, have you ever waited on someone that you knew was cheating on their spouse? Like you could sense that they're cheating on their spouse.

Or maybe you've seen them come into your place of business with the spouse and then they come in with somebody different and you're like, wait a second.

And they're on the phone with us right now talking. So 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or text 95500. Amanda?

Hi.

How are you? You actually say that this has happened to you.

yes so i worked in a like pub restaurant in college and one of our regulars who came in very often was sitting at the bar um one night with this girl and he had come in before but it was just like casual but um this night like we could tell there was something going on they had been like drinking for a while and it was a really slow night so me and the bartender were like really trying to figure out what was going on. And then all of a sudden, his wife just storms into the restaurant, starts screaming about him cheating, calling him a dirtbag, how they ruined the family, the kids. It was high-quality entertainment. I like it.

It was high-quality entertainment. And what did he do when his wife walked in?

He was like a deer in headlights, and he was like, no, that's not what it's like. But me and the bartender were like, I mean, yeah, it was.

It was pretty obvious. Did they stay and enjoy their meal or did everybody get up and leave and walk out?

They didn't really get a meal. They had just been like drinking all night. I think he was more embarrassed because he was like a regular. So we all really knew him.

Yeah.

That's amazing to me, Amanda, is that these guys are willing to bring them to their regular spot.

Right, where people see them all the time with one person and then they're there with somebody different, it's obvious.

And your spouse knows where you are. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's funny. Wow. Pam, what's happening? How you doing?

Good. Good morning.

Good morning. Did you catch somebody red-handed?

I did, yes. Well, your caller, he claimed that it was their anniversary and that's why he was sending the flowers.

Yes. Yes

So

Yeah that was it And that's what Shannon was talking about Oh you're referring back to that I thought you were calling up with a story yourself But you're right Oh No you're one of our listener sleuths You're one of the

The people that has the investigative ears and listens intently to everything. I think that's smart. I do. Yeah. Great. Every morning. Thank you, guys. Thank you. Appreciate that. Love you, guys. We love you. Voice Disguise, alias Whitney here. Hi, Whitney.

Hi. Good morning, guys. Good morning.

Good morning. We're talking about when you bust somebody and you know that they're cheating because you can kind of just tell, right? You're out in public and you can tell.

well it's pretty obvious for me and that's why i'm being like disguised my boss is currently cheating on his wife i'm a front desk uh receptionist um for a law office um so i like take the calls i take winning like you know when guests come in i have to call and page him and let him know um he has his wife come in for lunch every wednesday that's like their romantic thing but the other days of the week it's another woman um and he has me screen his calls if she comes in like you know or if she calls um but it's just listening to this water roses because she just recently asked me is anything weird going on in the office because he's acting funny at home and it just made me think of course i'm i don't want to be in the middle of it so i'm not saying anything but it's just kind of like this water roses thing where guys deny deny deny but i feel like a lot of times it's common sense yeah you know when something's different in your relationship

who do you show loyalty to the wife or the mistress okay so since i'm voices guys i can

tell the truth i plan on resigning soon so i'm gonna tell the wife i'm all for women Good.

And you got a job already lined up?

Yep. I put my two weeks in next week, and that's when I'm going to tell her. Good.

Thank you. Thank you for the call. Good for you standing up. No problem. That's the thing that these idiots don't realize is that not everybody's going to be loyal to them. A couple of DMs that came in last night. Mojo, listen to you guys all the time. War of the Roses is my favorite. I'm a waitress at a very high-end steak restaurant. in troy and i have numerous times waited on people who brought in multiple women only to have on the weekends or big festive occasions like easter the family come in i noticed right away that the wife was not one of the people that would come in for the occasions listen to this text i

caught my best friend's wife kissing another guy at the restaurant i work at and took video footage

for him wow yeah and that's the thing a lot of them like i kind of wish that natalie's friend's husband would have gotten some kind of a video or something yeah um war of the roses here on the mojo in the morning show this is the home of war of the roses we love mojo in the morning so mike had the weekend with the kids and everything went really well yeah until now and something happened over the weekend that mike's not taking responsibility for

well because i didn't do it if i did it i would say uh you know i'd make a joke and then i'd say i did it but i genuinely didn't do this um so my wife walks in the door after being gone for the weekend we do our big hugs we're very excited the kids are very excited and my son i want to say who's two years old, going to be three in July. I want to say he is maybe 10 minutes into seeing Allie. Runs to like a little mini fridge in the father-in-law's cottage that he has. Runs to a little mini fridge, which only has booze in it. And he hasn't touched, like no kids touch this fridge. It's like in a corner. You can't really get to it. for some reason runs over to this fridge grabs like a little tiny can of beer and i'm outside at the time and i'm walking in and runs to everybody and says daddy wants this daddy wants this daddy wants this daddy wants this and i'm like what do you know i didn't know no no i did not teach him that and so now my wife thinks that all weekend long we taught milo how to go to the mini fridge and bring us booze and i'm sure kids when they get older and you didn't no i I promise. I would take the blame on this one, but I did not do that.

I love that you were about to say take the credit.

Yeah.

But that's not a bad thing because I'm going to tell you something. I was my dad's first remote control for the television. My dad would, you know, if he couldn't find the remote control, guess who was the person that had to flip the channels on the TV? Right, but how bad does it look if that's what I spent the weekend doing?

I was Milo.

My dad, from like the time I was probably two and could walk, he would say, Shan, can you get me a favor? And that was like his code word for go to the fridge and get me a beer. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. I mean, I turned out halfway normal.

Mike's not taking credit for this, but a lot of parents do this where their kids become their, I don't know, their cocktail waitress. I don't know. they become the person that serves them their booze

especially when it's like it was basically like a guy's weekend like we were just hanging out just a dad's weekend he doesn't learn how to ride a scooter or how to say a sentence or do anything else I taught him in her eyes how to grab me a beer from the fridge

I think you should blame your father-in-law because she's less likely to be angry at your father-in-law than she is to be angry at you I didn't think of that, but that is a great idea. Because that always ends up happening where daughters always look to their dads, you know, with a higher esteem than they look to their father.

You know what you need to do to make it better, Mike, is pour like a little glass of wine and have Milo just bring it to Allie today. And she'll be like, I love this. I love that you taught him this.

But I didn't teach him this. I did not teach him this.

I'm just saying, if you're not going to get out of the lie, make it better.

It's not a lie.

You're still going with that whole thing?

I promise you. Like, this was genuinely, I have no idea where it came from. I have no idea. I did not teach him this. I would, this isn't, and I don't, like, I know kids do it, so it's like, not like I think it's the worst thing in the world. But that's not what the takeaway from the weekend was. Like, I didn't teach him how to grab a beer for me.

Any bad words come out of his mouth since the weekend that maybe he overheard from his father and father-in-law, his grandfather? No, I did do that with Cecily.

That one was my fault. She did teach Cecily some bad words. Did she? Yeah.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-bitching!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. What's up, Paige? How you doing?

Good, how are you?

Good.

So I didn't intentionally teach my son to do this, but he used to go to the fridge and grab a beer for me and my girlfriend when she would spend the night, and then it kind of turned into a progression where every morning he would go to the fridge and he would bring a beer into my bedroom, and he would give me a beer, like, for breakfast every morning with the bottle opener and everything. And I'm like, no, mom doesn't want this right now.

So he didn't understand the timing of day that you wanted that beverage. He was doing it all the time, thinking that mom was thirsty.

Literally, he did it every morning for a good two weeks. And I'm like, no, it's really, we don't need to keep doing this. That's okay, but thank you. I always love the parent. Sometimes, you know, you wake up and they wear the dog and, you know,

It doesn't always hurt Actually, you've got to teach him how to mix a Bloody Mary If he can make a good Bloody Mary, that's a good son

Now, it's actually funny Because now Whenever I do have a mixed drink Maybe like a margarita He goes, I want a kid's margarita So I buy the pre-mix that doesn't have any alcohol in it And he drinks him out of the margarita glass Oh, that is so funny Red wine is grape juice And white wine is white grape juice And he loves it That's funny that you say that

Katie actually says, what is it, Katie? You guys call it juice, too?

Well, actually, like the last caller, we called it paint juice. And my husband would say, okay, I'll give you a quarter if you feel my glass is paint juice, Megan. Or Katie.

Yeah. Wait a second. Who's Megan?

There's two of us on the phone. There's two of us on the phone.

Oh, really? Hi, Megan.

Yes, probably does. Yeah. There was another caller named Megan.

Oh, okay.

I messed up. Sorry.

Oh, okay. All right.

I used to call it Teen Juice, too.

That's right. I always love when a parent is usually dad and, you know, obviously the last caller's case, it was mom, that will teach their kids something. But then they'll – I never did this. I never – I have no idea how he got this thing.

I promise I did it.

But yet it was the off-limits refrigerator that Milo is never to touch. But for some reason, guess who's touching it now? What's up, Kennedy?

Hey. I just want to say I love you guys. Oh, we love you this morning. We love you, too. Thank you. But my nephew actually kind of learned from going up to the beach house in the summer to grab my mom a C beer, which is Corona, and he learned how to even open up the bottle. Wow. With a bottle opener. And she also kind of taught him to grab her friend a M beer, which is a Michelin Ultra beer. Oh, yeah. Now he knows to grab two beers for them every time we go out on the porch. He's learning his letters.

Yep, exactly. I never saw this on Sesame Street, though. Did you guys ever see this?

see that in Sesame Street? Thank you for the call.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Alright, so Royal Dirty. He will be there. Prince Harry will attend the coronation of his father, King Charles III at Westminster Abbey on May 6th. That is according to and confirmed by Buckingham Palace. However, he's going to be solo. His wife Megan is going to stay in California with their two kids. She's going to be celebrating Archie's fourth birthday, which coincidentally is happening. The same weekend that the Royals planned the coronation. Jamie Foxx is recovering after suffering from an undisclosed medical complication on Tuesday. This is really scary. His daughter, Corinne, upbading fans yesterday on behalf of the family, not elaborating on the specifics of what that medical complication was, but saying he did receive great care after quick action was taken and that he's already on his way to recovery. Another Big Bang Theory spinoff is in the works. If you were a fan, Chuck Lorre, who co-created The Big Bang Theory, as well as Young Sheldon, says he's in the early stages of developing another comedy series that would stream on Max. That's the new name of HBO Max, if you are in the know. Yeah, no plot details in the way it's not set in stone. I think it's mostly going to be a new cast with the potential for some of the Big Bang Theory stars to appear in guest spots. This is not the show I would guess would be this many spinoffs. Yeah. You know, I never even watched the OG show.

I did not either, honestly.

Did you, Megan? No. Yeah. She was terrible. I know I'm going to get attacked for that. And I said what I said and I stand behind it. That show is hot garbage. This is, you like, everybody watched The Office, right? Yeah. Okay. So, dude on a plane was watching The Office, eating his dinner. Did you see this?

I did.

He's, like, not even paying attention to anything around him, or else he may have noticed that Rainn Wilson, who plays Dwight Shute, was literally sitting right next to him.

On the plane.

So, Rainn was secretly filming this man and basically making fun of the fact that he had no idea that he was sitting next to the guy who he was watching on the TV screen. He captioned the video, when the person sitting next to you has no idea who you are. Guy's just real interested in his potatoes, whatever it was that he was eating. And lastly, tomorrow, we are going to be featuring a world premiere of a brand new Post Malone song, his first new music of the year. It's a song called Chemical. Here's a little sneak preview for you. Hear more of that and catch up on all of today's Dirty on That Dirty page on NoDoInTheMorning.com.

Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. I can't believe I've gone the entire show with no coffee. It's crazy. And you were dying this morning. I know. Listen, I've gotten a B12. I just took a couple of B12 drops. Honestly, impressive. I know. You know, it's quite unusual. But I am thinking about, because I do have a long day today. So I am thinking that maybe I try to see if I can get Reese. I wish that they would Uber Eats Starbucks. Do they go back on?

Yeah, they won't. What is that about? I've always thought Starbucks should just have its own delivery service because there are so many locations they could pop into any, right?

They'd make millions. Oh, my gosh. Not that they need the money, but they would make millions.

Crazy successful.

They used to have – they used to do it. Hold on a second. Let me see.

It's been back on Uber Eats recently.

It has. What? Oh, this is going to be good. Yes! Is it crazy? It's – wait. Oh, it is. It's a $5.50 delivery fee.

What? And I got a tip on top. So I'm spending $10 for a $5 coffee? Nope. Yeah, no. No. Hard pass.

I don't know. I'm thinking about it.

Where's Reese?

I'm thinking about it. Reese, I'll give you $4. Ask our boss, Paul. I'll give you $4.45 to go to Starbucks for me. Wait, is there anybody that works in our building on their way in right now that could pick up a mobile order for me from Starbucks? Oh, do I do it or not? $5.49?

You're really contemplating this.

I am, I am.

They won't deliver to the Toledo station, and there is a Starbucks that is four blocks away.

Wait, why did they decide not to deliver to you guys in, uh...

I don't know. The one Starbucks location that is in downtown Toledo is not an option for a deliverable location. But it's literally four blocks away.

Is there anybody else that's driving into the Toledo facilities? Mike, do you need your dry cleaning picked up or anything like that? Do you have anything that you would like? I don't dry clean. Are you kidding me? Have you seen my clothes? That was a wacky joke. Wow, they also have Bob's Big Boy on here, too. I've never do Uber Eats because Uber Eats is so expensive. So it's so much more expensive than DoorDash and Grubhub. But they've got some good stuff on here. I might actually have to try it sometime. Do you all use Postmates up there? I don't. I don't do it.

Is it just not popular?

People were talking about it, though. Remember when I was mentioning about having an age discrimination on Instacart people? So people were saying, I should try Postmates. Sophia, what's up? What's up?

I hear you need some coffee this morning.

Yes. Who are you, Sophia? Sophia, you don't work here in the building, do you?

No, I don't. I'm out actually driving. I don't know. Am I allowed to say the companies I work for?

Yeah. I don't care as long as it's not anything illegal that I can get arrested for.

It's Uber Eats and DoorDash, and I'm out working now, and I heard you needed some coffee.

Oh, really? What area of our listing area are you in?

No, by Wixom area, I do.

Oh, my God. you so you would be the person that would benefit from me saying yes to this coffee but i'm trying to contemplate here's my contemplation my drink my drink cost me five dollars the delivery cost

me more than the drink okay our our buddy fran lucido said she'll give you the five bucks delivery

driver and i heard you guys make a comment about it yeah we work for our guests i don't know if you guys know this but these platforms only pay us two dollars of delivery son of a really

All right, so Sophia, where are you right now? Because if I mobile order, I will pay you the money. I'll mobile order, pay for it on my app, you pick it up, and then I will give you the money if you come here.

Yeah, I'm back in Pontiac Trail right now.

Okay, so the Starbucks that I'm going to go to is going to be the one that's right by the radio station off of 12 Mile and Cabot. The only problem, though, is I'm going to order it under my name, and people are going to go pick it up, and it's not going to be Sophia picking it up.

Oh, my goodness, that's right.

Here I am saying, yeah, Sophia, go pick it up, and then some guy named Larry is driving down the street going, oh, this is the Starbucks by the studio.

Yeah, I'm going to get a free coffee.

And then I'm going to have to order another one. Genius, by the way. It's going to be an $800 order for Starbucks because I'm going to get robbed.

We can do a secret code.

Oh, maybe that. Ellen, can you grab her number or keep her on hold, and then when she's right by there, we'll have her go in there? I don't know. Sophia.

Yeah, I can bring you guys food, whatever you guys want. I listen to you guys every morning. I always hear you say you want food.

I talked about this on the show on Friday. I would like to have my own personal show, Uber Eats DoorDash driver, like somebody like that that you can call, and they can go pick it up, And then you give them 100% of the money without the platform getting it.

Oh, God. And I know they rob you guys and charge you guys a lot, but they give us $2. That's terrible. And when customers tip us $2, it is really hard on us.

Yeah. If somebody doesn't tip you at least 20%, I mean, that's the least that they should be tipping you for doing the driving.

I just had an order this morning for a big company. I don't know if I should say the name, and they stiffed me.

Wait, they stiffed you?

A company? An entire company stiffed you? All the time. You guys, I could name companies here and no buy them.

Come on. Let's say the name.

Call them out for being cheap. Who was it? Are we allowed?

I don't want to get in trouble and get...

Come on. They stiffed you.

Say, yeah. I had a big $500 order and they gave me $5. No.

A $500 order gave you $5.

I sat in the car and I cried for 20 minutes. I got back out the car, went up to the door, I was going to go say something, but then when I thought about my business and my goals, I just bid it and went back in the car. That's smart.

Honestly, I would have done that. You know what you should do? You should let the air out of all their tires.

I want to call them out. I've never teepeed before. I just all the time, you guys. $2 tips, $2.

Sophia, here's the deal. Sophia, you come down to the studio right now. You don't even have to bring me anything. I will give you $20 just for coming here.

No, you don't have to do that.

No, you had a $500 order, and they couldn't. I'd give you more. All I have is a $20 bill right now. I would have said.

the name so bad of the company what kind of what kind of a stuff do they do is it odyssey the radio

company i bet it is i don't want to get in trouble but i had one just this morning over there it's cumulus it's the people from cumulus i know them oh god terrible you guys it's really bad and i don't think in the girl you work with what's her name meg megan megan yes she's like ten dollars for a coffee i don't think that everybody understands we are going to the place waiting for your order then getting in the car and then bringing it to your house yeah no i want you to be paid more i don't want domino's pizza and i'm coming two miles and i don't think yeah no megan's

not just megan's not saying anything bad about you guys she's sticking up for you guys yeah i

want you guys to make more money i get mad that i pay a service that's literally just a computer system to like screw over my neighbors the people that are working here locally that drives me in

insane insane all those fees that they charge you i swear to you it all goes to doordash

here's the here's the thing if you order 500 on this app they should charge you right away

a 20 a 20 tip because 100 because here's the deal but they won't that's a lot of stuff that I did not do it.

Where did they order 500 bucks from? Of what?

Am I allowed to say the company? Yeah.

Where did they order food from?

Buddy's.

They ordered $500 of Buddy's Pizza, and they couldn't afford to give you a tip?

And I got there right at Beck Road in 96. I want to say the company so bad.

You had to carry how many pizzas is $500 worth of pizza?

Oh, my God, you guys. It was trips. And I had to load it because they don't care.

And they didn't give her. That's awful.

so i had a like bag it all i organized it i get it in the car i got it there i took it in i set it up i'm thinking here's my hundred dollar tip i could not believe they left me five bucks

okay here off the air say off the air say the name i want to know tell me the name go ahead tell me no just tell me off the air we're not on the air you can't hear her right i can't hear Tell me on the air or off the air. I don't even know who they are. What are they?

They're a company right there at Back Row right when you get off of 96.

All right. So one of those companies.

Do you know what other companies did this morning? Yeah, hold on, hold on.

Off the air. Go ahead. Yeah? The other company? Son of a gun, the big box store place.

They have money. $100 order this morning for Panda. Gave me $4.

All right. Here's the deal. Enough. Enough already. you cheap bastards if you guys don't have the ability to go out and get your own stuff and you're ordering something you got a tip these people work there it's their gas money she spent more money on gas than you gave a tip to them that stupid fleet company

oh terrible and you know what but i don't think the customers just to be good faith i don't think the customers realize when they pay that they probably think oh the driver's getting that Yeah, they're not getting it. So I'm here to let them know the drivers don't get that. We get $2 of delivery.

Well, here's the deal. Here's the deal. We're educating people by talking about this right now. Sophia, you come down to the studio right now. I got a $20 bill for you.

I'm on my way. I'm coming down back.

All right.

Well, I'm going to Tromach. I'm going to go get your coffee for you.

Well, hold on. Talk to Ellen. Yes, I will give you a $20 tip. Listen, I know that if I ordered an Uber Eats, I would give a $5 tip. I'm going to give you a $20 tip because you deserve it. You're a listener of ours. And this makes me sound really good on the radio that I gave you a $20 tip. How much is the tip again? $20. Mike, hold on. Let me count it out right now. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. So blessed to be in the present. Hold on, Sophia. Hold on. Thank you. Hold on.

I'm going to bow. I'm actually going to curse you.

You guys, seriously. Everybody, come on. kiss my ring

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