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This is Mojo in the Morning. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo.

And the Rockets red glare. This is like an orgasm in a pop.

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it's mojo in the morning so tonight's a big night out we're going to have a little party tonight and mike and ali i'm excited that you guys are coming who's watching the kids mike who grandma

Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My mom. My mom. I probably shouldn't have said that. Why? Because we're kind of, I don't know if you've ever, I mean, I'm sure everybody's done this. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a terrible person. We kind of lied a little bit to my mom so that we could get a little extra time, just the two of us. So we're leaving right after the show, but we don't necessarily, I mean, the party's not until later. We probably didn't need to leave until later.

Yeah, the party starts at 7 o'clock tonight. Yeah, yeah. And you had said earlier that you're going to come to town early. I was wondering about that, what you guys were planning. So what did you tell your mom?

I just told her we were leaving early. I just told her we were, no, I feel bad. But I just told her we were leaving early, and then I thought about it, too, on the way back. I'm like, let's just take a little extra time. Like, let's just say we have to stay out here a little bit longer and just spend the weekend. We just need a weekend if I'm being honest. That's okay. No, because I didn't ask, and I'm lying. So are you guys gone the whole weekend, and you come back on Sunday? No. As of right now, we're coming back Saturday, but, like, I've been pushing for it. Let's just stay another day. Let's just stay another day.

I bet Grandma would love that, by the way.

I bet she would love to have more time with the kids.

You know what Mike sounds like right now? Mike sounds like me with my dog sitter, Marissa. Oh, really? Yes. When Marissa dog sits for Henry and Louie, sometimes I'll lie about when we've come back to town so that I don't have to deal with the dogs for a couple of days. I know it sounds bad. Right. You're like that with your children, though. You're worse than I am.

I know. I'm a terrible human. I just want, I don't know, I just want a couple hours. Just a couple hours extra, and then I kind of stretch it to, like, well, just a day, just a day or two.

Listen, I think there's a lot of parents that can relate to this. Are there a lot of parents whose kids are home with a babysitter, and you guys ever just, like, when you're coming home early from work, you say, you know what? I got the babysitter at all five. I'm going to go out and go shopping or something, you know?

Yeah, I'm going to go walk around Target aimlessly.

Yeah.

I think that that's a common thing, Mike. Mm-hmm. I feel guilty. I feel guilty, but at the same time, we need a weekend away. We have an anniversary coming up next month, so we're going to do that. But even then, just a day.

I know somebody that actually will have, she pays for daycare. And if she doesn't have a day off, like if she's not working and she has a day off where she's going to be home, she still brings her kids to daycare. Yeah, she wants to have her own time.

I really don't think that you should feel guilty for that. Moms and dads need some alone time. Sure. I think that's really important. It helps you be a better dad. It helps Allie be a better mom.

How often would you say is a good amount of time? Because we don't ever. And I feel guilty doing it, but I agree with you. I just don't know how much to do it.

I don't know. By the way, secondly, EJ pointed something out yesterday when he was in studio with us. He said, why is it that Mike will always, when he brings up a topic, go, I don't know why. And he talks like sexy. I noticed it during this break here right now. What? Did you notice that, Megan, what I'm talking about with Mike?

I just think it's interesting that the word you chose to go with was sexy. I think that says more about you than him.

No. He does the whole, like, I don't know why I want to do it. You do that sometimes.

You don't call Shannon or I sexy.

No, but it's usually, like, usually the voice changes. Am I right, Annette, Ellen? His voice kind of changes a little bit. When you know that Mike's up to no good, he gets a sexy voice going.

I don't think it's a sexy. I think it's like a kid getting in trouble. Oh, okay. Like, I just got in trouble, and that's what it feels like, anyways.

And it was with your mom, and now here you are again about to get in trouble with your mom.

Mm-hmm.

Your foremother.

It's not. There's definitely not a sexy voice there.

So when you would get in trouble with your mom, you'd be like, oh, mom.

No, it's just like head down. Like, I feel bad.

People are calling you breathy, Mike.

It is. I kind of like it I'm going to have to go back and listen to it Because I don't know what you're talking about Hold on a second

I should actually have music for this I should get that sexy sax music that I have Careless Whisper Oh Careless Whisper Okay From George Michael Hold on a second

I didn't know what you were talking about until you did that

Hold on Mike Ready? Are you ready? Here you go Mike Tell the whole story over again Ready and go

Well now I'm focused on my voice So I feel I see now I'm focused on my voice I'm not going to do it like you want me to do it So I feel bad Because I'm lying to the No no no now you're talking normal I'm noticing it

You pointed it out If I didn't notice it Alright hold on

i'm pretending like i'm calling my mom right now hey so here's so i'm gonna be a little bit late uh we got this we're just gonna have to stay a little bit long i know we didn't we didn't agree to to three days in detroit but i was just i was hoping like i was wondering mom is that am i doing it no you're not cleaning no i don't know what it

No, hold on. Let me see if I can find the audio real quick. I'm going to start it real quick. I've got to get the audio from this.

Mike, there's so many text messages saying Mike always does this. I don't know what it is. Yeah.

Hold on. I'm finding the audio because we record everything. So let me see.

I wonder if it's like I'm in trouble. A tail between the legs in trouble. Hold on. I probably shouldn't have said that.

Well, let me play it.

I heard it.

Oh, it does? All right, here we go. All right, this is the recording one. All right, ready? Here we go. And normal. You say, you know what? I'm lying. All right, here we go. We're going to have a little bit.

little party tonight and Mike and all right here we go ready and I'm gonna play it and then I'll have the careless whisperer going in the background here we go this is from just more this is just from moments ago on mojo in the morning now we're gonna have a little party tonight and Mike and Allie I'm excited that you guys are coming who's watching the kids Mike who grandma or uh yes yeah

Yeah, my mom. My mom. I probably shouldn't have said that. Why? Because, well, we're kind of... I don't know if you've ever... I'm sure everybody's done this. Maybe not. Maybe I'm a terrible person. We kind of lied a little bit to my mom so that we could get a little extra time, just the two of us. So we're leaving right after the show, but we don't necessarily... I mean, the party's not until later. We probably didn't need to leave until later.

Yeah, the party starts at 7 o'clock tonight. Oh, yeah, daddy.

I know what it is. I know what it is. What is it? I think in my head, if I talk quieter, it's almost like a whisper. Like, she can't hear what I'm saying if I say it. Like, I know we're on the radio. I know thousands, millions of people are listening to us right now. But in my head, I'm like, if I just say it a little bit quieter, she's not going to hear it. She's not going to hear what I'm saying.

Would you call it a careless whisper? Yeah.

I never noticed I did it, though.

All right, Paris, what's up? He smoldering like a Jumanji. What's that? I'm sorry, say that again. Say that again. You cut out. He was smoldering like a Jumanji. He was smoldering like a Jumanji. Paris I think that this is the thing with Mike is that when he when he does something that he feels guilty about he kind of brings his voice down to a sexy level I don't know maybe yeah maybe thinking he's nobody's gonna know what's going on but that was great I'm sorry to bust

you on that whole thing Mike no I'm glad you did I never realized I did that till just now

yeah okay let's do this then let's let's do the topic I want to know the topic do people lie to their babysitters like do they lie like what's in in what do you lie about like do you lie about like what time you're coming home because I have had that before like where I knew I was going to come home later than I really told the babysitter I was coming home but I didn't want to set the babysitter to a point where she'd be like really pissed at me and then I did the whole oh something hold on I'm doing something something just came up I'm sorry you know whatever you know you do that like parents do you do parents do that like you're lying to your baby like do you lie to Pam

ever do you know blatantly that you're lying or um don't say no no of course I've lied to Pam I mean I I'm just trying to think of stuff I've like lied about I know there have been things I mean even like you know coming home late night if she's watching the kids for me late at night I'm like I only you know we only had a few drinks as as Ashley and Lindsay are carrying me right like You don't want to be considered a bad mom that you had a rowdy night out to your babysitter. And I can, like, not put together a sentence.

Our babysitters one time had to clean up after us because we came home. I mean, yeah. Overserved.

Pam has seen it all, for sure.

Yeah. And the funniest, too, is when you have the babysitters that, you know, and the babysitters are always so great at this. but you have the babysitters that will stay up and not fall asleep because they want to talk to you too when they come home and they don't want to, you know, whatever. And you know they're exhausted and they're out on the couch. That's how late you stayed out.

Yeah.

You're a little bit late coming home. What's going on, Robin?

Hi. We actually would light our seven kids when they were younger. The oldest was 15 and the rest aged down to two. And we would say we're going to parts pickup because my husband worked on a lot of equipment, and we really would go out to have lunch together.

Oh, really? So you would lie to pretend you were just working, right?

Yeah, we wanted them to think he needed parts for something. If they knew we were going out to eat, they'd all want to go. Sometimes we took them, but we wanted to just sneak away. And as they got older, they're all like, you weren't picking up parts. You were going out to eat. Sometimes we even stopped at the park.

Oh, my God. I'm telling you. that until you ate your food at the park instead of going home with it yes yeah i've done that before talk about lying to your kids i lie to my kids all the time you know i don't want them knowing exactly what the hell we're doing yeah because then they want to be there the worst was i remember one time i took chelsea to a pistons game back in the day when joey was a little kid and he would come with me to all the pistons games and it was getting towards the playoffs and it might have even been in the playoffs. And Joe said, are we going to the Pistons game? I'm like, no, I don't have the tickets tonight. Oh, great. Well, mom and I.

I are going out, come home and Chelsea brings home, you remember they used to have those two things that Rock Financial used to do they were like thunder sticks and you'd bang them together and they would do a thing, Chelsea comes walking in the house and leaves the thunder sticks on the counter and the next morning little Joey wakes up going you went to a Pistons game it's the worst

oh nice

let me have you do me a favor Robin yeah Your best imitation of Mike whispering. Go ahead. Ready? Go.

Well, I went out the other day, and I found chicken on the ground. Is it always? Do I always do that?

Yeah. But you only do it in a case where you're trying to, like, I don't know. You know that you're going to get yourself either in trouble with Allie or somebody else. You know what I mean? You kind of have that. It's the, like as Megan said, your careless whisperer. It's Mike's Careless Whisper. Take care. Have a great day, Rob, and have a great weekend. Thank you. Bye. Love the song. Take your hand and lead you to the dance floor.

Am I the only one that likes the song? I only know the choir.

If Tony doesn't let me do a weekend shift on WNIC one of these days, I'm going to be really upset. Do one of my Friday night 80s. I want to do it. Seriously. Guilty feet have got no rhythm But it's easy to pretend I know you're not afraid Should you know better than to cheat a friend Waste the chance that I've been given So I'm never gonna dance again The way I dance with you

Mojo in the Morning Testing your memory this early in the morning This is Mojo's Back in the Day What year did this stuff happen?

It was the year that Justin Hartley and Chrishell Staus got divorced. Did she get in an argument or anything?

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mojo in the morning show so after the show yesterday i went to lunch with ellen tony travato our boss and ej our night guy we ended up going out and uh we ended up having pizza and i ended up getting the bubble guts afterwards yes so i really like had to go and get home like i was like i gotta go like this is not one of those ones where i can just go to the bathroom at the restaurant because i'll be perfectly honest with you i don't know how long it was going to take i wasn't that far from home so i was driving rather fast on my way home going 50 and a 35 when i ended up getting pulled over less than a mile from my house and the cop comes up to the window and all i'm thinking to myself the whole time was ossifer do me a favor

just write the ticket you know what i mean like sweating and clenching oh my god so bad it was

it was one of those type of uh you know duties that was requiring me

to like have to like wipe the sweat off my brow like i was like it was bad so and i had to turn the ac and everything off in my car which thank god it wasn't that bad of a day like would you ever have that happen to you like i have to turn off the the ac whenever i have to go to the bathroom really bad because for some reason yes if i am in full comfort of coldness like that it makes me have to go to the bathroom faster i have no idea and it's really bad i turn down the music i won't I don't even have music on it.

I do that.

Mike, no, I want no distractions, none at all. So the police officer comes up to the window and he says, why are you driving so fast? And I just let him have it. I said, I have really got to go to the bathroom so bad and I'm sorry, sir, but it is going to cause the biggest amount of stank and damage to this car.

You did not say that. I swear to God.

The guy kind of chuckled, and he was an older guy, and it was not a, so this was not a, you know, I'm getting off the ticket because the cop might have been a listener or something. This guy had no idea what the hell I was doing. He smiles at me, and he goes, taps, he taps my window. You know, you have the window down, like, and you have, like, the door there. He taps the door and goes, you go take care of it.

And let me go.

Was that amazing?

I have never gotten out of a ticket. Ever. Even telling the truth. Never.

I'm going to say this to you that I've lied before to get out of tickets. Like, I've done lots of, you know, bad things in my life. This is the first time that I have ever really felt like karma hit me in the rightest way.

Well.

The rightest. Yeah. I got home just barely. Like, I got home. Like, I'm not kidding you when I say this to you. I was unbuttoning my pants. I didn't even pull my car in the garage. I put my car outside the garage. I had the door wide open. It looked like it was like a police moment.

Wait a second. We need your Nescam footage. Oh, my God, I will.

Please. Hold on.

Please, please, please. I want to see the waddle run.

The waddle, yeah. The waddle. Because it's definitely a waddle.

So I unbutton my pants, and I get onto the toilet literally in the nick of time to take care of it. And I blame the prosciutto. Is that what it's called? Prosciutto peppers? Or prosciutto peppers? What are they called?

No, prosciutto is meat.

They were like these green peppers. I ate so many of them at lunch yesterday that I think what I did was, what are they called, the peppers called? Something peppers. They're like these shishito peppers.

Oh, I love those.

The shishito peppers. I blame the shishito peppers for the fact that my bubble gut happened to me. Hold on, I'm trying to find the...

I love that you say bubble guts now, by the way.

That's what it was.

He's looking for the video on his phone.

It was.

Oh, God. Like you hold your breath as you're walking or running to the bathroom or waddling or whatever to the bathroom. And then you sit down and you're just.

And you have to waddle hunched over. Yes. You can't even be up straight.

Hold on. You get to the toilet and you go, how did I not poop myself? I know.

This is bad news.

What? It's offline? What does that say?

The battery.

You got to.

The battery was dead on my ring cam.

Well, you better fix that.

Well, I know. That's not good.

What the heck? The one time we really need to pull the footage.

Son of a. You did that on purpose. No. Yeah, I did it on purpose. I went up and did it on my battery.

Because it needs the battery.

Jamie, what's going on?

Hey, I was just calling in. Long-time listener. Never called in. Good morning. Oh, welcome. Yes. Just wanted to say, so I have been pulled over more times than I should ever be. admitting publicly right now um but i have a lot of times been pregnant and had to go to the bathroom and i have always always gotten out of it and there have been even times where i hate to also admit this but i wasn't even pregnant and i told them i was pregnant and had to pee and i

still got out of the ticket oh that's bad karma though you know you know why that's bad karma because you're you any any unprotected sex that you had you got to worry that you're going to get

pregnant again yeah well that's all done with I got that all taken care of okay yeah continue

being a terrible liar yeah I'm telling you I'm telling you the police here at all and it makes me feel for them because you know they're doing their their you know job you know and I feel bad because they probably get a lot of them but who's gonna lie and say that they're about to the you you know, duty themselves, soil themselves.

I wonder if somebody's ever said that and the cop was like, no, I don't believe you. And then they actually pooped themselves in the car. You know what I mean? Like they called the bluff and it didn't work.

At that point right there, they are responsible for that.

They got to rip up the ticket if you poop yourself, right?

I would hope so, yeah. Could you imagine if he said to me, prove, prove it.

Tanya, what's up?

So, it's not about getting out of a ticket, but it's about your little comments that you made before.

Yeah.

I was up at my cabin, and I was at one spot, and I was just sitting there eating a ton of blueberries. And all of a sudden, yeah, the bubblegut comes up. And I'm like, I start running to the cabin, and my husband looks at me and goes, what's wrong? And I'm like, look away. It's a bridesmaid moment. And that was it. Oh, God, that scene. So, just a word of caution, don't eat too many blueberries when you're not close.

I think too many of anything is not good, but I definitely think like when you're eating vegetables or fruit, it's bad. What's up, Blake?

Hi, how you doing?

Good, what's going on?

Yeah, so actually relatable to what you guys are talking about right now. I did, in fact, crap my pants to get out of a ticket.

Wait, what happened? Explain the story.

So, it was one day after work. I was tired. I worked a midnight shift, and it was like 7.30, 8 o'clock in the morning, and I'm doing maybe 15 over on a main road. And the cop flew up behind me, and I pulled over. But in that time that he pulled me over, I pooped my pants on purpose. On purpose?

What on purpose?

On purpose. Yep. No, when he came up to the window, he asked me why I was speeding, and I was like, well, this is kind of embarrassing, but I was speeding because I had to use the bathroom, but now I don't have to go anymore. And he kind of looked at me for a second, and I made myself look like I was about to cry, and he was like, oh, okay. And he could smell it and everything? Ew. I'm sure. I mean, maybe. Oh, man. You've got to get back.

Oh, my God.

Then you've got to sit in that the whole way home.

I'd rather. respect for doing it, though, man. Yeah, hold on. Golf claps for the guy.

This feels weird. Commit to the bit. Definitely.

By the way, those underwear, they were tossed, right?

Oh, yeah, no, they were gone. Oh, God. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5

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All right. Kicking off the weekend. Kirsten, our returning champion, going for win number five. What's going on, Kirsten? Good morning, Shannon. Just drinking some coffee. Oh, same. There is not enough in the world to help me today. All of us are just kind of dragging in the studio today. I don't know what it is. At least it's Friday. I know, I know, and it's going to be great outside. Okay, you are taking on Kendra from Detroit this morning. Good morning, Kendra. good morning guys good morning kendra tell us a little bit more about yourself what do you do

what do you like to do yeah so i'm 25 live in downtown detroit and i work at a pediatric therapy clinic for kids with autism oh that's so every day is a little bit different every day

is very exciting well that is that is incredible work thank you for what you do okay you guys both know how this works five pop culture questions whomever gets the most right wins ty always goes to the champion. In this case, it would be Kirsten. And Kirsten, we're starting off by locking you up in a soundproof booth. We'll see you in just a couple minutes. Alright, Kendra, are you ready? Yep. Okay, Megan's keeping score again today. Question number one. A man binge-watching The Office on a flight this week had no idea that one of the show's stars, Rainn Wilson, was sitting right next to him. What was the name of the paper company in The Office? We're world debuting a new song called chemical today, actually in just a couple of minutes from a singer whose legal name is Austin Richard Post, better known as who? Question three, a now-debunked rumor was going around that this boy band, comprised of Harry, Niall, Liam, Zayn, and Louie, was reuniting for the final episode of James Corden's late-night talk show. One Direction. Question four, Rihanna was spotted shopping with A$AP Rocky this week, picking up a pink baby romper, leading fans to believe she's expecting a baby girl. What is the sex of Rihanna and A$AP's first child?

A boy.

And question five, today is Ryan Seacrest's last episode of Live with Kelly and Ryan. Who is going to be replacing him?

Take a guess. Yeah. Yeah, I got to pass. All right. Yeah. It was a tough one. Bring him back, Kirsten. Megan, how did she do? Kendra did okay, but I think it's not going to be enough. It's three out of five. Yeah. All right, you ready, Kirsten? Yep, here we go. Here we go. A man binge-watching The Office on a flight this week had no idea that one of the show's stars, Rainn Wilson, was sitting right next to him. What was the name of the paper company in The Office?

Oh, I know this. Okay, guys. Three seconds. Thunder Mifflin. One to one.

You got lucky. Question two. We are world debuting in just a couple of moments. A new song called Chemical from a singer whose legal name is Austin Richard Post. The better known as who? That is my boy Post Malone. There we go. Two to one. Question three, a now-debunked rumor was going around that this boy band comprised of Harry, Niall, Liam, Zayn, and Louie was reuniting for the final episode of James Corden's late-night talk show. One Direction. Three to two. Question four, Rihanna spotted stopping with ASAP Rocky this week, picking up a pink baby romper, leading fans to believe she's expecting a baby girl. What is the sex of Riri and ASAP's first child? That's a little boy. That's right. Four to three. And in question five, today is Ryan Seacrest's last episode of Live with Kelly and Ryan. Who is going to be replacing him? Ooh, I have no idea. You want me to tell you? You won anyway. Mark Consuelos, Kelly Ripa's husband. I would not have guessed that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Final score, Megan. Four to three. And Kirsten, you're coming back on Monday. Mojo will be back on Monday running the show. Kendra, you're not going home empty-handed. We're going to give you a $50 gift card to grab some food from Tabooli, a great local restaurant, by the way, if you haven't tried it. Awesome. I haven't. Okay. Both of you guys enjoy your weekend. And Kirsten, we'll see you back bright and early on Monday morning.

Great. Thanks, guys. Thank you.

It's Mojo in the mornings. Five is 6.55. We were just talking about Lydia, who answers your phones at 844-MOJO-LIVE. and calls you on your text too and comments to you on your text at 95500. You can bring her in here for this particular topic. Okay, the topic is, is it okay to date them? And I don't know, is this somebody's sloppy seconds? I mean, comments from you guys after you hear her story. So tell us about this friend and tell us about this guy.

Okay, so about a year ago, me and my best friend were out getting coffee and we ran into a mutual friend of ours. And it turns out she was meeting a guy on a date. And so we were just kind of watching from afar. And I was telling my friend, I'm like, this guy's actually pretty good looking. Well, flash forward to a couple of days ago, I got a text from a guy and he texts me and he goes, Hey, this is Kevin. And I didn't reply for about like 20 minutes. And I waited it out. Cause I was like, I don't know with Kevin and then he texted again because I think he got worried like he was like oh she doesn't know who this is he's like I got your number from our friend Sam who got it from a mutual friend and then he named my friend off and I was like oh okay that that's interesting so I'm guessing things didn't work out because I haven't talked to that mutual friend in a while but I I don't know is this something that like I can pursue or is it wrong so this was the guy yeah that you saw that

you saw your friend way yeah so this guy this guy kevin was dating your friend yeah so he was out he

was going on dates with her but i'm guessing it didn't go far like i haven't really okay but and

he got your number from that friend or a different person so my friend told her that i thought the

guy was cute so then he texted me so she she essentially kind of hooked us up i guess things

but she didn't specifically give the number she doesn't know that this guy called you no she

knows she knows yeah so i guess she was just passing him on to me do friends do this do

friends have you ever so here's the thing have you ever dated someone and it didn't work out with you and them you just didn't for some reason connect and you just said i've got someone perfect for you and i and you give the the number to somebody else oh that's like that's kind of like a new dating uh you know service that's like a new way to do the dating it's friends dating

There's a couple of enemies I would do it to.

Yeah, you almost have to watch out, right? Does this friend like you? Does Sam like you?

Um, I kind of. So does Sam? She's a, okay.

I think it's very much fair game because she's the one saying maybe Lydia is a better fit than I was. But it all depends on how you feel.

it because if you're super awkward and uncomfortable about it obviously don't do it and actually tell everybody again how you know this girl what do you know her from i know her from bible study oh really yeah but why didn't she want him yeah you got to ask that question that's it that is a

good question because he's cute he has a good job and actually when i looked him up on facebook he

went to saint mary's and i thought of you mojo oh yeah yeah saint mary's in orchard lake yeah Right by, I live not that far from there. So he's a good guy. If he went to, I don't know if all St. Mary's guys are good guys. What's the red flag? Yeah. The red flag is if this friend, although she's a Bible study friend, there's no way.

Maybe it's just. There's no way. Some people just don't have a spark. They don't have a chemistry. Maybe that was the case for her, so.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Would you take somebody's sloppy seconds? Would you do that if you were somebody that was single and looking for a date? um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 katie um yes i don't think it's sloppy seconds um so what happened

with my son is his best friend went on a tinder date with this girl and they're at dinner and they realized that they were not compatible and he said to her he said hey i think i know somebody who you would get along with really well so he introduced her to my son and they ended up getting married and they have two beautiful little things.

Oh my gosh. I love that story. On the date, he stopped in the middle of the date and he said, I think I know somebody better for you. Yes. Okay, that is like the sweetest thing ever. That should be a movie

that's made. But that would be what's happening in Lydia's case. But we don't

well, we know that they went out with each other, but do we know that they go out with each other? I don't know. Like did they? I don't know. She went back into the other room to go answer the phones. Lydia Lydia, did Sam bang Kevin?

Not to my knowledge.

Okay. Would she tell you the truth on that?

Yeah, I think she would.

Okay. Here's the thing. It's not sloppy seconds unless if they didn't at least kiss. Okay? Like in that case with the mom calling us. Rachel, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

So I think some women are just genuine enough to care about their friends. and if something didn't work out for them just for they didn't mesh well they just knew it wasn't going to work but you know it would work for somebody else they'll just say hey this you know this person would really be well for you you guys would really work out well i've done that for a friend and they're married they've been married for like eight years now did you guys actually fool around though no no not at all okay then it's fine that it was not gonna work We just had different personalities, and I just said he's a great guy, but this is just not who I picture myself with.

Because I would have a hard time as a guy because I'd be thinking about my friend having kissed or fooled around with them. You know what I mean? And I don't know if women do that. Do you guys do that? If you know somebody had sex with the person that you were going out on a date with, do you guys then sit there and think about, uh-oh, and you can actually visualize them together?

Unfortunately, yeah.

You do? It's human, right? What's up, Michelle?

Hi, how are you guys? Good morning.

We're all right. What's going on?

Good. Well, first-time caller, long-time listener. Yes. But I was just listening to this conversation. I'm almost embarrassed that this is my first time calling and why. But when you hear somebody passing somebody off on you, that's not always a good thing. because for example i had somebody that i was kind of seeing and he became like a really intense stage five clinger and the only way that i could get him kind of away was by passing him off to another girl that i was like this one seems good but it really wasn't because they were a good fit for each other it was because i just really needed to pass them off Oh, I like the girl that night. It's the Lord's work. It's the Lord's work. Good avenue to go down.

Evil, crazy bitch. That was, yeah, that was a little evil. That was a little.

Well, I mean, he was really intense. He, like, followed me to Meijer. I don't even know if you guys know what Meijer is over there. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. No, tell me more. Florida, I don't know what I'm talking about.

No, that's all right.

But, yeah, he, like, followed me to a store. So, and was like, I see you And that was the type of guy Okay, wait, that is super creepy

And that's scary because Meyer's such a big place He could be anywhere, right?

Yeah, it was probably one of the creepiest encounters I ever had And then I was like, I have this friend Alyssa I think you guys can handle it really well

Poor Alyssa Do you know if Alyssa ever had the creepiness? come on to her no she liked him she was into it so it worked out for her you know what they didn't

get married or anything they broke up eventually but one person's trash is another person's treasure or one person's creepy is another person's i don't know uh blair what's happening hi hi yeah so um

i started dating one of my former best friend's exes like we were still best friends when he and I started dating, and now we're married. And before I started dating him, I was dating his best friend.

Wait, this is real confusing. I got to write that down.

You guys all have, like, this little love triangle thing that was going on.

Yeah, her and I aren't friends anymore, but his best friend, the one that I dated, was the best man in our wedding.

And you're no longer friends with her because he was cheating, wasn't he, with you?

no no he wasn't cheating they actually broke up I think it was like a month and a half before he and I started dating and he was like really devastated about it and then throughout like trying to get him through that him and I became best friends and realized that we wanted so why

do you guys no longer talk why is she so upset with you oh we were um in JROTC in high school

together and she was like our battalion commander and she completely disregarded ROTC her senior

Oh, okay, so there's, okay, there's, it's, okay. It had nothing to do with that. Yeah, it had nothing to do with it. I still blame Meyer. I don't know why. I still blame Meyer, though. Yeah.

Meyer's, if she was really from here, she would pluralize it.

I love, by the way, when somebody doesn't know, like, because we're on three different cities, for those listeners that are listening on the iHeartRadio app, and they don't know if each city has it, and they'll do something as obvious as that, you know, like, they'll do the Meyer thing, but it'd be like, there's this place called McDonald's. I don't know if you've ever been there. Do you have that? But it's unbelievable. They have these great French fries. When all you want is to be left alone, but also get constant attention. Is that too much to ask? This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning Show. How much time do you guys spend on TikTok? I started realizing that I think I'm spending more time on TikTok now than any of the other social sites. It's the last thing I do before bed. I know it and it doesn't make it hard for you to fall asleep

uh sometimes because tiktok's so easy to just scroll and scroll and scroll and you're like all right one more no no and then three hours later you've watched every tiktok video that

you could possibly watch that is exactly why and I know I'm very much in the minority I do not have a tiktok but I'll because I I will get sucked in and I already get sucked into instagram and everything else you know that I have on my phone but I love it when people send me tiktoks Like Mojo, you sent me one the other day I thought it was so funny Ellen sends them to me all the time Like I'm good with that But I cannot get I cannot go down the rabbit hole of TikTok

And I feel like Instagram is easy to get off of But TikTok, every single video is so good It keeps you hooked And the one thing about TikTok is that Like Instagram, it's a little happier For the most part than Facebook Facebook's just a bunch of miserable MFers on there What is it that you wanted to bring up Mike

with tiktok i have a tendency to while i'm scrolling through those ads will pop up on tiktok but they're so good that like i want to buy everything and anything off tiktok like there's a there's an ad machine it's called the ems muscle toner something 2000 i don't know what the actual i think that's the the part of the name but you literally just put it on you and walk around and get abs like it's one of those battery powered or you plug it in i have no idea but the guy in the TikTok video makes it look so easy and I can easily get abs.

I feel like there's more to it than that.

Does stuff like that ever work, though? That's the problem when you see that. If it's too good to be true, it's too good to be true. I'm like that, Mike, with ads on Instagram. For some reason, I have bought more t-shirts in the last six months off of stupid Instagram ads.

Did you ever get the one that says, I hate morning people?

Yes, and you know what they did? It was like the greatest saying and it looked like the greatest thing on there. I get it, and the print is, like, this big on the thing, so it goes, and it goes all the way down to my D. Like, the print goes all the way down, and I was like, that sucks, and then the t-shirt that it's on is one of those t-shirts that are really hard, that hurt your skin, you know what I mean?

They're just cheap, stiff t-shirts.

Yeah, like the cheap, it's like not cotton, it's like plastic cotton or something like that, it's like fake cotton. How much? It looks like it's like 40 bucks, like it's not that bad. 844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548. You have to call us up and tell us if any of that stuff ever works. But also I want to find out, what did TikTok make you try? I like that as a title, but it could be anything. It could be like Facebook or Instagram. What was it that you...

saw that ad that you saw that you're like, I got to try that thing or I got to buy that thing. Rodney's got a warning for you, Mike. Hold on, Rodney. What's up? Hey, how you doing, my brother? What's happening, buddy? I'm sorry. Wait, who's your brother? Is it Mike or is it me? Because I answered to that one. I know you want to talk to Mike. Yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah. But both of y'all my brother. Okay, thank you. All right. Okay. Yeah, but Mike, my wife bought that one that Jerry Rice used to advertise. And it don't work worth a dime and it cost her $50 for restocking fee when she sent it. Oh, my.

How much does it actually cost, the device cost?

It was only like $30 or $40, like Mike said. What a scam.

They can't do that to you. That's awful.

They got away with it.

What does it do? Does it contract your muscles?

Yeah, that's what it did. It's supposed to contract your muscles and you're wearing a waist belt, But it don't do the pooch thing

Hey Rodney You got to be careful though When you come on the air And talk about how it didn't do a thing For your wife Because then that just means That you're saying That your wife didn't lose That little belly

Oh well no She just was trying to get The Janet Jackson six pack I worked the belly out for her It's all right

I love you Oh that's awesome Have a great weekend Rodney

Thanks Do the same my brother

Bye What's up Joe

So So TikTok had a no-hands challenge, like, a couple years back, and you basically had to put a fork under your phone case, and the fork ended up shattering my entire phone screen.

Oh, my God. Oh. Yeah. What are you watching there? What's that?

Oh, whoops. What do you got, Mike? What's that? I was watching the ad machine.

Be careful. You know what's funny, though? You bring up a really good point, Joe. You got to be careful. Like, you know, any kind of TikTok challenges that are going on. I mean, you try any of those things that, you know, put you in the hospital. You hear all these stories all the time about people that are, especially teenagers, they're getting in trouble with it. What's up, Victoria?

Skincare by Hiram made me spend almost $200 in skincare. What is that? so it's this guy on tiktok and he like rates people's skincare routines and recommends like the best skincare for like different skin types okay i made my fiancee go to three different targets to try to find the steva uh face lotion while i went to like four more wow and in what does it do to you like does it hurt you or what the skin my skin has never been better oh this

It's a positive story, then. That's good.

What is that again? Yeah, I know. Now we're going to tell it. What's the name of it? I need to just put it in my phone. Yeah. I'm prepared by Hiram. He is amazing.

John actually bought one of those belts that you were talking about, you know, the ones that supposedly make your waist skinnier. And what did it do to you, John?

It actually shocks you. And so to get your muscles to contract, bring a tear to your eye. Oh, it hurts.

Does it work?

He doesn't care. Right. Doesn't work. I thought I could just sit. I get great apps.

Doesn't work. You know what it does? It makes you so full of pain that you don't eat for as long as. Mojo in the morning. Find us on Instagram. It's Mojo in the morning. I had a weird thing happen. so i had a listener just randomly text my phone now i give my phone out to listeners a lot a lot of times it's if i meet you in public and i'll say hey you know you guys want to take a picture together and we'll take a picture so we'll take like a selfie or something with my phone and then i'll just forward it to them yeah so there's like legit like a lot of people that have my my phone number and randomly throughout the day like I have to go scroll back to see if I put their name in the phone or or there is a picture attached to it to see what's going on this particular one it was a picture so I had to go back to look and it was I don't know if you guys remember this do you remember when we were on our show and we were talking about that company UWM which is United Wholesale Mortgage yeah and they were voted like best place to work or something

You went there.

Well, I went there after we talked about it on the air. Do you remember? I do. I talked about it on the air, and I said something like, yeah, I hear this place is a really good place to work. I want them to prove it. And then this girl called up, and she told all these great things about how great it was. And I said, you should be the spokesperson for this thing. Yes. Then I went out there to go take a picture with her. Yes. Because she was a super fan. Well, look what she just sent me on text. This is her in the picture, okay? So that's how I knew. That was back November. 11th okay so and so this is yesterday she texted you so i get this text she sent me a apple cash at uh cash request for 25 dollars for what i don't know she wants me to pay her 25 dollars did you no i'm like what do you want me just randomly just to pay people 25 dollars

I'd be broke I look for Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos And any celebrities Venmo all the time Just so I can ask rich people for money Do you really? That's not nice You can do that to those guys

They're billionaires I'm looking at this thing going Why is she randomly asking me to

If you click on it, is there a note on it?

No, there's nothing on it

I've sent people money that way But I don't think I've ever requested money that way So I don't know if you could see, like, if there's a memo.

Hold on. Ellen called her. I told Ellen, I'd go, here's the phone number. Call her. Ashley, you're on the radio. Are you okay with that? Sure. Yeah. Ashley, why do you want me to pay you $25?

I didn't send you. I did not send that to you. I don't have, I have no idea. I don't even have your number saved in my phone.

Ashley, this is your phone number.

I have to tell you, Ashley, I'm looking at it. It is.

This is your phone number. This is your picture, isn't it? This you in the picture? Yeah, but I didn't send that to you. Okay, did we just dial the number? This is the number that you call from. Is this a spam thing? Did your phone get hacked or something?

Probably, most likely. Probably did.

Honestly, tell the truth. Are you like Megan? Do you randomly send out money to people?

No. Why would I ask you for $25, Mojo?

I don't know, but let me tell you, you could have gotten me in trouble if it wasn't that I got it when I wasn't around my wife. Could you imagine if you did this and my wife looks at the phone going, oh, $25, and then looks at this beautiful girl in this picture with me and wondering, why am I sending money to some girl?

But I did not send that. I swear I did not.

Go look at your text message right now. Go look at your text message from, ready? I'm going to tell you the day that this happened. Wednesday. So go to Wednesday at, it happened Wednesday at 7.03 a.m.

i wasn't even up in 703 go back to wednesday that scares me then by the way and the other

thing too is i want to ask listeners do you guys ever just randomly like request money on venmo or cash app or quick pay or zelle or whatever do you ever do that and just do people randomly send you money no you should no that's wild who's in the hallway there there's people standing in

the hallway i feel like it's got to work at least one time no never i've never just randomly sent a request and got money i'm telling you no idea how that happened i apologize if it did happen

but i do not send that request did you wait did you go to look at seven o'clock in the morning

on wednesday yes it is i don't have any text messages from that day all right i'm sending

you here's the deal i'm sending you a screenshot of this so it's like i just requested a dollar

from you because i want to i didn't realize how easy it is to like you could accidentally do that too i just requested money from him too how much did you request five dollars i really requested

one dollar here here you gotta pump those numbers up yeah ashley i just i just sent you the picture and everything of you doing that. Oh, look at this. I'm not sending you a dollar. There's no way I'm sending you. I'm not sending you a dollar either, Megan.

Yeah, I don't want a dollar. Five dollars. Five dollars.

Just cause, she says. Just, just, just cause.

No, it was more like, just cause.

Just cause. Hold on. Mojo in the morning. Lorraine.

I just wanted to let you know it's a scam.

This is?

This has been happening lately, and my daughter just got one from her friend, and it was a picture of her, and it wasn't her. She called her immediately. She goes, that's not me. So they're trying to get a hold of your bank and account.

Oh, gosh. I hope everybody's listening to this.

Shut down your cash app and your Venmo and start over.

So who should shut that down? Me should shut that down, or she should shut that down?

She needs to.

All right, so you need to shut down your cash app. Did you see what I sent you back?

Yes.

Ashley?

That's crazy. I did not send that. I wasn't even up at 7 o'clock. I was off on Wednesday. I slept in until about 1230. That's so crazy.

Ashley, what would you do for $25? What? Would you give us your love and devotion forever?

All right, well. I already listen to you guys every morning. You guys are like my morning go-to.

Listen, will you give me a favor, Ashley? Just to make up for this, for the fact that you did this, will you send Megan $5 and Shannon $1?

Of course.

All right. All right. I love you. I know it was probably some kind of a spam thing. I know you're good. We love you so much. You're great. I love you guys, too. And tell everybody over at UWM we said hi, especially Gabby. Go find Gabby and say hi to Gabby for me.

Did you seriously request a dollar from me?

Me? I did not. I didn't do anything with my phone. Why? So wait a second. Hold on. Are we getting spammed? Oh, no.

Oh, no, no, no. Okay, never mind. Sorry. It came up on my computer. It looked like you requested a dollar back from me.

How are you the valedictorian at Grosse Hill High School? How did you? Seriously. This weekend is the reunion at Grosse Hill High School. I want her valedictorian taken away from 2001

I told you this I have gotten dumber working on this show

Oh, thank you

I just want to note the content of this first story If you have little ones in the car Turn it down for a minute or so Pete Davidson opened up about his penis During an interview with the Breakfast Club yesterday I don't know how much more eloquently I can say that He was discussing how he landed on the title of his new series, Bupkiss. And Charlamagne Tha God asked him whether a tribute to his BDE was ever considered.

I don't understand. It's really not that special. It's a very normal-sized penis. It's like, you know, not too big or too small. It's just like, you know, I don't understand that. It's just like big enough to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt, is what I was told.

There you go. We now have an answer. Did we need an answer? There's the answer. That's what I was told. Okay. That's what I was told. I know. I heard about this everywhere this week. The rumor that One Direction was going to appear on James Corden's final episode of the Late Late Show that's set for April 27th. Well, I didn't think it was true, and it's not true, unfortunately. I'm sorry, One Direction fans. But the official Late Late Show account put false alarm over a post claiming 1D was going to reunite. They tweeted, nobody loves the boys more than us. But the story just isn't true. What is true is we've got an absolutely brilliant two-hour finale plan to celebrate eight years of the Late Late Show at 10 p.m. on April 27th. I do know the show is going to feature Tom Cruise and, like, a big musical number, like, The Lion King or something like that. But no One Direction.

I like that you said One Direction fans and not James Corden fans.

Nobody's a fan of James Corden. That was strategic. Ryan Seacrest holding a farewell dinner for the live with Kelly and Ryan crew at a fancy New York City restaurant on Wednesday night ahead of his departure from the show.

It's like the live show and grateful to have been a part for six years. And I wanted us to get together and enjoy something that I like a lot, which is great.

Made a little speech, actually a long speech, during which I'm told he absolutely just praised his friend and co-host Kelly Ripa. He went on to say how grateful he feels to have been a part of the show, with some of his favorite moments being the Christmas episodes, sharing a bathroom with just about everybody behind the scenes, said he didn't really love the Halloween episodes that much. Those were a lot of work. He also had a message for Kelly's husband, Mark Quinsuelos, who is going to be replacing him. He said, my brother Mark, congratulations. It's wonderful to go through this process with somebody that I love so much. It obviously knows Kelly better than I know her. A Massachusetts Air National Guardsman named Jack Tahira was arrested after being suspected of leaking some extremely sensitive U.S. intelligence documents to an online community devoted to video games and guns. You're going to be hearing about this today because it's the biggest national security breach in almost a decade. Jack is scheduled to make an initial appearance in Boston Federal Court today. where Attorney General Merrick Garland said the airman is going to face charges connected to alleged unauthorized removal, retention, and transmission of classified national defense information. And there's a new fashion trend this summer that blends the best of beach wear with equestrian-inspired cowgirl clothing. It's called Coastal Cowgirl. I love all these names. It is an aesthetic that has become popular with stars like Kendall Jenner, and it's basically women sporting cowboy boots, cowboy hats, daisy dukes, linen, sundresses. The trend is predicted to be all the rage this summer, so there's your heads up so you can plan ahead. call it what it is? What? Mean girl fashion. Alright, for all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com

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um megan so what's this topic what made you kick uh them out yeah um i'm livid because there is nothing more important in my entire world than one thing does anybody have a guess what that one thing might be uh your sex toys oh no dancing to the lizzle song why do all of those fit the criteria and none of them are dad's money dad's money is also on that list god uh surprisingly i think more important than all of those to me is my sleep if you get between me and my sleep i will stab you i like straight up I'm not even ashamed to admit it, and I'm getting to the point where I joke a lot about, like, my brother's pissing me off. I'm going to kick him out of the house. I'm going to kick my brother out of the house. He's on my last nerve because he keeps interrupting my sleep, specifically the best kind of sleep, which is weekend sleep-in sleep. You know, where you're catching up on everything, and it's a morning. Nothing's going on when you don't have kids on the weekends in the morning. That's prime sleeping hours. And this butthole, every single weekend, will wake up three hours before what is normal on a weekend, which has got to be like, what, noon? And he is making so much noise in my house intentionally to wake me up because he doesn't want to be alone.

Oh, so wait a second. So you're saying that you would kick him out if he continues to do this? Or I don't buy it?

No, no, no. This past weekend?

But now you would never kick your brother out.

This past weekend, he decided at, I'm not kidding you, 7 o'clock in the morning, it was time for him to plug in his electric guitar to his speakers and start playing in the house. The weekend before was the time to disassemble my dishwasher, which was so incredibly loud. And then he was like, I'm just trying to help. I don't have the new dishwasher at my house yet. He just disassembled it for no reason at 8 o'clock in the morning. The weekend before that, I love him because he did choose ABBA. He decided to play ABBA on every speaker in my house and then had the audacity to be like, I forgot there was one in your room. Did I wake you up? Of course you knew there was one in my room. You wanted to go to breakfast. I was sleeping. He's going to get kicked out.

So the problem with having roommates, and your brother's kind of a roommate for you, is-

He's my tenant, okay? Okay, he's your tenant. I am his landlord. Does he pay you, though? No.

So the problem with having them is that you've got scheduling issues. You've got to have them on your same schedule. Like your brother should figure out a way that he can work the same schedule that you do. Because the worst that I have with having a family is I hate that my family stays up later than I do. Because I've got to go to bed. Like summertime sucks. So having your brother there, like he needs to go to bed when you go to bed. He needs to wake up when you wake up. And he needs to understand that, yes, you need to keep the princess happy.

Thank you for calling me princess. Rightful title. Other problem. I'm having a spider problem right now in my house. Oh, I saw your Instagram. Oh, it happened again this morning. I don't know where these spiders are coming from, but they are terrifying. And I texted him this morning and I said, hey, can you kill the spider in the door before you go to work? And he literally said, not my problem. And I said, pack your stuff. Get out.

Wait, what does your brother really offer to you? He doesn't pay rent. He wakes you up in the middle of, you know, the night or day morning. And he won't even, like, do, like, a simple chore of killing a spider.

I don't know. I don't know why. Oh, wait. He cuts my grass. He does my laundry. He cleans my house. He does other stuff. He takes out my trash.

You say he does your laundry?

Yes, he does. Let me tell you. Can I tell you? Like, he washes your undies and bras? I guess no. no not that come on megan no i do all those separately so i do like all of my bras and my hand wash them yourself yes 100 no i don't um but i do do those myself because i do but but he does

but he washes your towels

He washes your jeans and dresses and all that stuff.

He cuts my grass. The best thing in the entire world was having a loved one move in and not charging them rent because he feels like he has to contribute around the place and you don't have to do anything.

That's pretty amazing.

It is the best thing in the entire world.

Man.

I mean, even if you still charge some rent, I feel like he should be doing stuff around a house. That's what a roommate does. It's upkeep.

Yeah. When you have roommates, because the last time I had roommates was right before I got married, we used to try to lay out like a schedule of everything to do. He never did anything at all. And it was really, really bad. And he would just mess things up. And I had to have Chelsea a victim. I had to, I, because I was not mean enough to do it. So what I did was I said to Chelsea, I go, Chelsea, do me a favor. I'm going to work. Can you evict him?

Didn't it feel like too, because I had a situation sort of like that where it felt like everything even if it wasn't that big of a deal was just the worst like everything they did like i had a roommate once that they left a coffee stain like one of those rings from a coffee cup on my counter and i'm like that's it they're out it's time to go yeah it's like it's like a once

they do something it's a magnifying glass over everything that they do everything annoys you like like for instance how megan's reacting towards sean her brother right now liz what's

happening it's mojo in the morning show hi i actually just tuned in and the first thing that i heard megan say was butthole and i started dying laughing oh my god that's about right by the way

that's the name of her brother her brother's name is butthole that's what she's calling yeah have you ever lived with anybody you ever had a roommate uh yeah i did it was my boyfriend's

roommate um and it never worked out uh they're no longer friends to say the least that's what

ends up happening i'm worried that that could happen with megan's relationship with her brother like it could get really nasty if megan and her brother don't come to some kind of a an agreement here right yeah you don't want to lose your brother over killing a spider or him trying to

play what what songs was he playing he just literally plays guitar 24 7 and the man has headphones he can hook up directly to his guitars but instead he's got to hook it up to the huge speakers that he's got what time of the day or night is this again literally 24 7 24 don't your

neighbors hear that was my question guitar playing over that amp i ask my neighbors all the time two

questions hey uh can you hear my dog barking and hey can you hear my brother's music and the woman next to me on one side, the nicest lady in the entire world. You have to scream for her to hear you. She's a little bit older. And she was like, you never bother me. I can't hear anything. And my neighbor on the other side says she's never heard it. And I think she's lying, but she's nice. You know what you need to do? In my head, it's

that song that everybody first learns when they play the guitar. Stairway to heaven. What is it? What's the song I heard?

Smoke on the water. That's it, right?

Does anybody learn stairway to heaven first?

No, I think smoke on the water is easier.

Okay.

Real quick, I got an idea for you, Megan. See if you think of this as a good idea. Go to those nice little old ladies. Say, I need a favor from you. Yes. Call the city and complain. Yes. And have them write up, have them complain about your brother, and then he'll feel bad about how he made these neighbor ladies. You know what, Megan?

I'll write a, like, I'll make it, I'll make a fake letterhead from the city and send it to your house. You got to check your mail. That somebody filed a complaint. He checks my mail

EJ says it's passive aggressive

I think you need to say what you mean And mean what you say In this situation You're talking to Megan Say hello to Megan I feel like you have to mean what you say When you talk to him Megan will you please explain to EJ

That you've been trying For your whole life You've been you know This is not something you're going to be able to do

I feel like we talked about the back story when we were at the White Castle on the Quinder. Shut up. Just shut up. I need you to shut up. But I'm just saying, I feel like you need to say how you feel and nip the situation in the bud as opposed to going all these backdoor roots and telling them how you feel. All right.

To reroute back to that conversation we had on the White Castle, did you remember the big point of that conversation, which is I don't confront people?

I feel like you need to. You need to put on your big girl panties and make it happen.

My big girl panties are going to my big girl full-time job where I have benefits, thank you very much, and I talk about them. And then when they bring it up at home, I act like it never happens. But she washes her big girl panties herself. That's true. Why do you call them big girl panties? Because you did.

Patty, what's going on? How are you doing? I'm great.

How are you guys doing today?

Good. Megan's having a little roommate problems with her brother. He's making no...

Boys, Ed, crazy hours.

And that's disrespectful. Yes. And ungrateful. I've had several roommates, and you have to lay the law down up front.

Yeah.

I don't even mow my lawn before noon because my neighbor sleeps late. See?

That, you know. You're so considerate. That is very considerate.

Word of God, I'm not lying.

Yeah, I think that that's.

Sometimes I'll text them and say, let me know when you're up because I need to mow the lawn tomorrow.

No, I don't care that much. Would you like to live with me? Hey, Megan, you said Sean mows the lawn. Patty mows the lawn, too, and she'll keep quiet for you. Would you like to have her come live with you?

Patty, please come live with me. Oh, but it's a long way from water for Megan. She was actually kind of playing it. Well, you just come on the weekend, so I'm not lonely. I can come and kick his butt.

All right. Thank you, Patty. Mojo in the Morning Show. Shannon, why do we still wear these? And this is something that I know that so many of our listeners will agree with you on.

So yesterday I was wearing jean shorts. And I am telling you, they're so cute. I love wearing them. But they violate me. They are so uncomfortable. And every time I wear them, I think, why am I wearing these? They go, I mean, you sit down, they go right up there. And Ellen and I talk about this all the time. Like, yesterday, I kept having to, like, pull them down a little bit because I was so uncomfortable. But it's something you just keep wearing over and over again.

What is worse fashion to have to put on? That or, like, heels or dress shoes?

I mean, heels are fine unless you're walking the Vegas Strip, you know, some long distance. But jeez shorts, I'm telling you, are so uncomfortable.

Yeah.

And they're my size. Jeez shorts are worse than heels. Yeah, like, they're my size. It's not like they're too small.

But why are jean shorts for girls not uncomfortable?

No, they are uncomfortable. No, I know. Why are they so uncomfortable? They're doing the inseam different or something.

But what I'm saying is, is it just the newer ones that are out now? Like the ones that are in style now?

I don't remember them ever being like this.

Because I see guys that wear them. I can't pull off jean shorts. George, you know, I'm not good at that.

Like it's one thing to pick a wedgie, but to pick it out of the front.

Is that the most painful pair of pants that you have?

Yes, by far. Yeah.

What's your type of short that you normally like to wear? Is it like just like a yoga short or something?

No, I hate wearing shorts.

You're not a short person? Mm-mm. What's the best shorts to wear? Just like...

Bike shorts.

Bike shorts. Yeah. How come guys don't have like... Do we have a fashion that hurts us? Because you know what it is? We're sensible. If we are getting hurt, we say, why are we wearing this thing right now? Why are we doing this thing?

Well, you wore those manks for a while.

But yeah, but they didn't like...

Until you got stuck in one.

They didn't go right up my, yeah. I feel like just overall, men's clothing is getting a little bit too tight. That's actually, yeah. And I like wearing tight stuff, but sometimes it's just too much. It's called European cut.

Yeah. Isn't it? Or something like that. They do it. And everything's slim. Like when you go in this, I haven't been to a store in a while, but whenever I would go to like Macy's, I would walk in and I would see, and it was always, everything was called slim. And I, I mean, all I kept looking for. Slim fit. Yeah, it was all, it's like, even like polo shirts. Like the polo shirts were considered slam, and then you'd go down, and like a t-shirt was considered slam, and I'm like, where's the fat ones? You know what I mean? Where's loose? Yeah. Loose. Yeah. And they don't really call it, they call it reg. Reg. So like regular, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like it's regular fit for us.

I don't know what guys do, though. Maybe, Joey, you might have seen this more, but in the club, like it can be the, it can It's so hot, but if a guy has on, like, a new outfit with, like, a jacket and a coat and a scarf and a matching belt, like, they wear it all, and they will sweat out all night in the club just to, like, flash the look.

Well, I always wear jackets because it makes me look skinnier than that, and I pray for, like, a cooler night. And when it's, like, now, you know what I mean? But you're right, though. Yeah, we sweat our—but you know what? That's, like, sweating exercise.

True. But you keep it on because it looks good. So you go to the club with, like, the CO2 blast that you try to get under.

And then it's, like, really bad because when you take off your shirt, your shirt is completely sopping wet. It's, like, all the way through. What's going on, Chris? Good morning, Mojo. How are you? Chris knows of uncomfortable clothing and wonders why you do it.

Every woman every day says, why do I have to put this thing on? It's called the over-shoulder boulder holder.

That's right. Exactly. Yeah.

Every day. Every day.

And are the more flattering bras the more uncomfortable bras?

For sure. I personally don't do underwire. I cannot stand them at all. I don't either.

Wow. So is it bra?

And I sympathize with Meg. Totally sympathize. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

So do we start going braless or no?

No, we still endure the greatness of having one on. And as soon as you get home, you take that sucker off. Sometimes in the car. Come on, you're not a true girl unless you figure out how to take one off without taking off your shirt. Come on.

That is wizardry. Yeah. By the way, you guys seriously should get awards for that, that there should be some kind of a prize for doing it. Have a great weekend. Take care of yourself.

You too, Mojo.

It's Mojo in the morning's Throwback Throwdown. Time now for the Throwback Throwdown. First pick in the draft goes to Kyle. Your choices, Shannon, Megan, or Mike. I've got to go with my girl, sticking with Toledo, Megan. Whoa, I was wondering.

Wait, what's his name?

His name is Kyle.

Hi, Kyle. What's up, Megan? He's in a good mood this morning I can't let him down

Next pick in the draft goes to Katie Katie who you choosing you got Shannon or Mike

Good morning I will go with Mike

Alright you got Mike And Nick you got Shannon Hey Nick

Heck yeah Shannon you're going to get it done for me Good morning I hope so

Play truth or dare with her I hear it's fun

Yeah

I hear that it gets to be very fun I cannot believe that story, by the way. You'll have to go back and listen to the podcast. We're not even going to discuss what it is. I want you to listen to the podcast if you missed it last hour. Shannon's reveal about Truth or Dare. What celebrity she tongue-kissed. All right, here we go, guys. First to three, your name is your buzzer. First song in the Mojo in the Morning throwback throwdown for this week is... Oh, God, I don't know. It's on you, Alan. I heard Mike. You heard Mike? All right, Mike. Oh, my gosh. I don't remember his name. Gangnam Style, I don't know.

Megan.

Got it. It's either Shannon or Megan on that one. What are you doing? I heard Megan on that one. You heard Megan on that one, Megan?

Psy Gangnam Style.

Yes. That was sort of tough. Everybody's right on.

Isn't it sad that we all knew this song so quickly? It was a cultural reset

Reese is getting into it

He's getting into Gangnam Style Look at him Alright, bring back some memories there Alright, Megan on the board Next song in the mojo in the morning Throwback, throw down Is Mike 50 cent just a little bit Yes Mike

Wow

I don't know if you can say all that on the radio Score update please

Mike and Megan are each on the board With one point

Next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback Throwdown is

Megan Megan Black Eyed Peas My Humps

Yes

Who am I

My heart, my heart, my heart My heart, they got you She's got me spending Spending all your money on me And spending time on me Let's be honest, I miss Fergie No, no, take that back right now

I wonder if we'll miss her when the Black Eyed Peas perform

All right

Megan could win this thing?

Really quickly

This is amazing

By the way, Megan is in the lead with two points right now She could take it with the next one Mike has won so he can tie it up Shannon is not on the board yet

Alright Megan you can win it with this next one The next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback Throwdown is

Oh Oh

Walk blindly to the light And reach out for his head Don't ask any questions and don't try to understand Why can't I think of who it is? Open up your mind and then open up your heart And you will see

Mike. Mike. A band that Shannon played Truth or Dare with. Shut your mouth. Shannon. Shannon. Blessed Union of Souls, I Believe. Correct answer.

No, Shannon played Truth or Dare with a dirtier band. These guys were calm and nice.

I'm trying to find the video and photo, by the way, for you.

Of the Tommy Lee. Oh, I'm sorry. I gave it away. Now they don't have to listen to the podcast.

The answer I believe.

Love will find the way. All right.

All right. Feeling good?

I'm doing fantastic. By the way, you look so great tan. Look at you.

You do have such a glow.

You have a tan going today. Wait, did you stay out in the sun yesterday? Oh, no.

this is sprayed onto my skin because I am pale.

Well, it looks fantastic. Thanks so

much. I appreciate it. Megan is still in the lead with two points. Megan could win it right here. Shannon and Mike are each on the board with one, so either could tie it up.

Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback, Throwdown, is...

Mike. Mike. Akon, David, get a sexy bitch.

Correct answer. Yes. Mike said the dirty version, but it's sexy chick, sexy bitch.

Yes. So he doesn't need a sport. But he's got to think about that.

I like the radio version. Check. Mike likes the dirty version, the explicit lyrics.

Last time I said Paris and you told me that. I know.

Well, no, you said end.

That's not real, Evan. Yeah. Yeah.

What did you say?

I've never known you to play the clean versions of songs, Mojo. That song just reminds me of Messy Nights in downtown Fiji. That's a college party bar song. Mike and Megan are tied with two points each. Either could win it with the next one Or Shannon could make it interesting She's got one She could tie it up And make it a three-way tie

All right Having fun Playing Throwback Throwdown Watching this on TikTok Next song is

You're all I ever need Shannon

Shannon

I want you back In sync

Correct answer You're all I ever need

You're all I ever need So tell me what to do now

I think it might be, yes. We got a good contest going on here, guys. This is a really good one.

It is a three-way tie.

I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. Does that excite you at all or no? Yes.

Anyone can win it here.

Kyle, Katie, Nick, you guys could win it on this next one here.

Come on, Megan. You got it, let's go

Come on, come on, come on Who's going to win this thing guys? Who's going to be the person walking away with the concert tickets And which one in the studio here is going to be the person That's going to be able to say I won for the weekend

Me Mike, we're on a long road trip, we need this win

No pressure

Next song in the mojo in the morning Throw back, throw down title and artist please the song is

mike mike enrique iglesias ludicrous you

what

megan megan enrique iglesias and luda tonight on loving you

Shannon for the win.

Enrique Iglesias, Luda, Chris. Tonight? Correct answer!

Yes! Shannon has just won the throwback throwdown. Oh! Oh my gosh. Boo? Excuse me? Oh my gosh. I knew that that was going to be a tough one. Congratulations to you, Nick. Enjoy, buddy.

Thanks, man. My heart's beating out of my chest. Shannon, I knew you had that comeback win in you.

Aw, thank you.

Have a great weekend, bud.

Thanks.

You too. Bye.

This is the home of the Throwback Throwdown. Mojo in the morning.

Hold on a second. Hold on. We might have a little controversy going on here this morning. Do we have our winner, Nick, on the phone with us? Nick, are you there? Yes, I am. Is Kyle still there? Kyle, are you still there? Yeah, I'm still here. All right, hold on a second. We have a little bit of controversy. The iHeartRadio version of that song just says tonight. But the billboard charts and the charts for YouTube say tonight I'm loving or effing you, depending on if you're playing the dirty or non-dirty version. So we have a controversy here because Megan would have gotten it right. I would have won. And she would have won. or Shannon got it right because of the tonights. So we're going to do this. No, because she didn't say parentheses. I'm loving you. She has to say parentheses? So nobody got it right. We played with the right.

Mike, Mike, Mike. We loaded you off the islands.

You are going to be seeing her, by the way, tonight, and she is going to. Tonight I'm going to be strangling you is what I was going to be having. Parentheses, obviously.

Wouldn't that be amazing show content if a fight broke out at your party between Megan and Mike.

So I could do a Shannon-Megan off here right now where just the two of them play on one song, one song only, to see who wins. Or I give both these guys a prize. What do you do?

I mean, I want to kick Shannon's ass.

Give them both a prize. I think they should both get a prize. And just for fun, let's do a Shannon-Megan.

Oh, my God.

You can't have them both. You can't have it all. Yes, we can. You cannot have it all.

We can't eat it, too.

What do you guys want to do, Kyle and Nick? I think we do both.

We don't play each other. All right.

All right, then, why don't we do this? We'll do one more song. Okay. But they both get prizes. And they both get prizes. Okay. And it's just the two of these guys playing. All right? You ready, guys? Yes. So, Kyle, Nick, stay there. It's just Megan and Shannon. Yes. I'm so used to saying Megan and Mike together. Megan and Mike. Megan and Mike. Here we go. Ready? The playoff song in the extended throwback throwdown this week is...

I found a guy I know it wouldn't Where our west Was all but one All alone Smoking his last That wasn't the time so long Megan, Megan, Megan? The Frey, you found me. Megan Ray!

Good job, Meg. Two champions this week. Both these guys are getting prizes. Congratulations, guys. All right, hang on the phone, and we'll get you your prizes, guys. Have a great weekend, okay?

You found me. I'm unstoppable.

Friendly reminder this morning that you are good enough. I mean, we're a bunch of idiots that just happen to have a radio show. And chances are you're funnier than we are. This is Mojo in the Morning.

All right, Mojo in the Morning show. So, Shannon, I saw yesterday that you guys were doing, like, rock climbing or something like that.

Yeah. Wes is way more active than I am. And so when he plans, like, a date, it's something usually like that that's very active. I'm like, let's go drink margaritas. And he's like, let's go climb rocks. So actually yesterday we climbed rocks. I'm that kind of a date, too, by the way.

I'm an active date, too. Are you? You are such a liar. I'm like, let's go and watch TV in the bedroom and not in the living room. Yeah.

No, and honestly, I really appreciate him kind of pushing me because it was really fun. I've never done it before. So we went to this place in Madison Heights called Planet Rock. And we pull up. And honestly, I'm kind of nervous because this was my first time doing it. And I didn't want to make an ass of myself. But we pull up into the parking lot. He parks the car. he uh

get out, he pops open the trunk of his car, and he very proudly pulls out this duffel bag filled with his own rock climbing harnesses and shoes and clips. He has his own harnesses? Oh, yes, he does. And I said, no, no. Don't they provide

those for you at the rock climbing

wall place? They do. They do. And I said, you know what you are? I was in shock. I said, you are the guy that brings his own bowling ball to the bowling alley. A legend. I can't. date you and he's like he goes well I don't you're going to be wearing somebody else's harness that they're crotch touched and I'm not

I'm like oh okay yeah but aren't your clothes on

but he is that

he's the big Lebowski is what he is

that is true can I ask this question how often is he rock climbing that he has went out and purchased his own rock climbing

so that's what I asked and he hadn't done it in a really long time But, you know, back in the day, like years ago, he was training to be on American Ninja Warrior. And so that was one of the things that he did to train. So he bought all of his own equipment so that he had it. And I was like, you cannot walk in with that duffel bag.

When he walked in there, did people look at him like, is this like the maintenance man coming in to fix something? Or what do they look?

Honestly, I learned very quickly that that's very normal. It is? For a place like that. Wow. Yeah.

That's kind of wild. It's like, you know, it's like you brought up the bowling ball. It's like the person that goes to shoot pool and brings their own pool cue. Oh, cool guy.

I want to be that guy.

Or have you heard the story about Dr. Darius from WJLB? No. He brings his own microphone to work every day.

Oh, no. He does not. Yes.

He carries in, in a briefcase, his own microphone.

And switches it out every day, Megan.

He's the afternoon guy on FM 98 WJLB, and he actually carries it in. So if you go into the studio that he works in, after he's done, there's no microphone in the compartment. You have to find wherever the microphone is laying.

Isn't that funny? That's too much work. Like, that is way too much work. Can't he just store it somewhere in the building? Like, why? I don't know. Carry it with you everywhere.

Because, I don't know, it's a special microphone. Somebody said.

Put a lock on it.

Big Dog Blast said that when he opens it up, a light shines out from it.

And the angel's saying, oh.

I want to do this. I want to later bring this up again about Wes bringing his own harnesses and things like that. And I want to find out what people have that they bring to places.

Even to a restaurant or what?

Yeah, do you bring your own?

Sauces or I don't know.

Or silverware and plates. Do you carry your own stuff? If you do, you text 95500. Don't call us. We'll call you because we're going to do a contest here right now. And then we'll call you right back after the dirty. Text 95500, what's the crazy thing that you bring with you? All I keep thinking of myself is you went rock climbing. Aren't there those jumpy places like where you can jump on things? Like, you know, like the trampoline parks. I'm thinking of like other things that are just like that, like that are activity centers and stuff. Like what could you bring to one of those?

Your own socks?

Yeah, well, I guess you do bring your own socks. That is kind of true. And you go golfing, you bring your own golf clubs. Don't stick up for him.

My wife brings her own hot sauce to restaurants.

Really? Okay, so there you go. But here's one with golf, miniature golf. Are you a miniature golf guy that brings your own golf club?

Like your own putter?

Like if you bring your own putter, you're a loser. Lauren, are you there? Yep. Lauren, you have a husband that is equally weirdo to Wes.

Yeah.

What does he do?

He has his own axe that he brings when we go axe throwing. Oh, God.

That's kind of scary that he has that in his car. Like, does he keep it in a backpack or something? Although that would be even scarier.

It's got a guard on the blade that it comes with, but, yeah, no. It just sits in the trunk when we go. Oh, all right.

If he gets pulled over by the cops and they ask to search his car, all of a sudden they find an axe sitting in the back. that explanation might be a little fishy.

Right. Now, I have the same issue when I was throwing in college. We were trying to go to Canada to go throw, and we had our implements with us, and they're like, where are you going? We're like, right over to Windsor to go throw.

Yeah, they probably wonder what's going on. This is even funnier than the axe. Kevin, what do you bring with you when you go play?

So I take my own cornhole bags with me to go play cornhole. Yeah, strive to be that guy.

Aren't they all the same? They're just little beanbags.

So they might look like regular beanbags, but I take in, when I go play, I take them back next to four sets.

Okay.

And there are different speeds and styles and designs.

Speeds and styles. You have your own feel. Your own bags have a certain feel. I like how they might.

And then you find ones that you like, and they just go better. But it's not just me. There's all kinds of people out there that take them. There's tournaments everywhere that require you to bring your own bags.

Kevin. Interesting. I never knew that. Kevin, what do your bags feel like? Please tell me. They're soft and full. I love it. Okay, those are two with activities This is food-wise Listen to this We've got a listener here It says that I bring my own avocados with me When I go to a restaurant Now that seems like it's rather cheap You just don't want to pay extra for the avocado or something

But that's also kind of a lot of work, right?

313 says I'm Mexican And I take my own tortillas with me To a restaurant sometimes

I get that Some places have really good tortillas

And then Nikki, listen to this one Nikki, for a night out party And what do you bring with you in your purse?

I always have my own cocktail straws in my purse with me At all times I have them here right now Wait, why? Well, sometimes you go to restaurants or bars or whatever That don't have the cocktail straws Especially after COVID And I have to have my cocktail straws I'm a complete slob And I will wear more of my drink than I get in my mouth If I don't have them Fair.

All right, so you got those little cocktail straws in your bag there. Do you have them wrapped up in like a Ziploc bag?

No, I have them in. I have like a little clutch wallet kind of thing that I take with me, and it's got a side pocket, and I keep them right in there.

All right, right there, your little holster. That's your cocktail straw holster.

That's right.

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Was Rihanna giving fans a hint at the sex of her unborn baby? Unknown sex Unborn baby, there we go with ASAP Rocky Oh my god, the weekend, honest to god, could not confess enough Okay, 8.37 guys, we're almost there So she is of course pregnant with her second child and she was spotted shopping for baby clothes in LA on Wednesday. So fans were like eagle-eyed. Anything she touched, they were like, what color is it? Does it give us any clues? And some of the things that she picked up were very telling. Lots of pink. A pastel pink knitted romper. Some other things that kind of pointed to maybe a baby girl, a Fenty baby girl. But some fans were not having it with one person reminding everybody else that Rihanna did the exact same thing during her last pregnancy. but ended up welcoming a boy. And that fan joked, we are not falling for this again. Are you playing rude boy right now because it's a boy, Shannon? Oh, yes. Uh-huh, yeah, that's right. Also, if I was Rihanna and I knew the photographers were following me everywhere, I'd be picking up every day. Every color. Yes. Yep. Throw for Lou, for sure. Actor Drake Bell, you probably know him best from Drake and Josh. Was that Nickelodeon? It was. I can't remember, yeah. Okay, well, he was reported missing earlier this week, friends and family and police were deeply concerned for his well-being he hasn't had the healthiest history as of late if you remember um he was found like huffing from a balloon with his young song in the car uh recently anyway daytona bleep uh beat police declared drake missing and endangered so they really put out the alert for him they said he was last seen in a 2022 gray bmw on Wednesday around 9 p.m. Hours after being searched for and found by authorities, Drake addressing the incident, tweeting, you leave your phone in the car and don't answer it for the night. And this, with a laughing emoji. I don't know what I believe here. I think there's more to this story. Yeah, definitely not him. I agree with that. Kylie Jenner's Black Range Rover spotted at actor Timothee Chalamet's home in Beverly Hills, fueling the rumors that they are dating. I think they've been secretly dating since after the holidays, so this doesn't come as a surprise to me. So many people say this has been going on behind the scenes for quite some time. Again, she's split from Travis Scott ahead of the new year after they dated off on and off since 2017. So the timeline here makes complete sense to me. I can't explain it, but I hate it. Why?

You just don't see them together? I can't explain it. It's the most Megan-made thing you've ever said ever.

Explain it, even though you said you can't. I don't, it just doesn't seem right. It just doesn't seem like it fits. I feel like their personalities that I have completely made up because I obviously don't know these people don't match. Yeah, no, I see that. And not in like the good like.

opposites attract way, but like in a what kind of vibes do you guys give off when you're together way? Did you see them interacting at Paris Fashion Week though? Like very clearly? Uh-uh. I'm going to send you a link to the video. I'll post it on the dirty page too. It's like electric.

But you can also have chemistry with somebody that you don't fit with. For sure. I don't know. Watch. This is going to be the one celebrity couple that they'll be together for 80 years. I know.

President Joe Biden has tapped Lady Gaga to co-chair his Committee on the Arts and Humanities. She's going to share her position as co-chair of the committee with Hollywood producer and Oscar winner Bruce Cohen, while the likes of Kerry Washington, John Batiste, George Clooney, and Jennifer Garner will join them as committee members. So essentially this position is her helping advise the president on cultural policy in order to enhance federal funding for the Arts and Humanities Museum and Library Services. And all of the original members of Blink-182 making a surprise early comeback at Coachella today, two months after Travis Barker's finger injury delayed their world tour. That surprise edition was announced via Instagram with a photo of the updated schedule last night. I don't know if they're playing this weekend and next weekend. I just know for sure they are playing today. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on TheDirtyTheMorning.com.

all right it is the mojo in the morning show i should do this as a tell me something good

because it really is but my son got his car washed for the first time in a half of a year

six months. You know what? We call that a little victory. That is a victory.

Yes. So my teenage son, Luke, has not washed his car at all. I've washed it. Matter of fact, I washed it, I think, twice and I finally said to Chelsea, I'm like, this is ridiculous. His car is so bad and it's, you know, it's a lease and it's going to end up going back to the dealership and they're going to say to us, yeah, did you ever wash this thing and like you you know you owe this much money to us um so she's like you got to have a talk with him so i sat down and had a talk with luke and i said to him i go you got to take your car to go get washed and he admitted to me he doesn't know how to go to a car wash and i looked

at him like what the f like get on the track to go through the car wash because that is anything

yes yeah because that's the car wash you would go to you wouldn't go to like one of those ones where they have the hand sprayers or something like that. That'd be too much work. I mean, come on. He said that he felt like he was too nervous to go through a car wash and didn't know how to go through a car wash. And I thought to myself, wait a second. I go to a car wash all the time, and you're in the car with me. How have you not paid attention to what I'm doing going through the car wash to know how to go through a car wash? And he said, I don't know. I don't pay attention. I'm on my phone usually, or you know what I mean? Like, I'm not paying attention when we're going through the car wash. So I physically got into his car in the passenger seat, got him in the driver's seat, and I said, we're going to the car wash. So we ended up going to the $2 wash or whatever down the street from our house. And I, like, showed him, like, you got to pull up. The guy's going to wave at you. They always yell, neutral, and it scares the crap out of you.

And they kind of direct you. Trust me, I still have a very hard time with getting my tires right on that little thing. and sometimes I have to back up, I'm that girl and try all over again Some cars look cooler

not washed

Well, Jeeps So here's the thing so we go to the car wash the guys actually were good first off, they were spraying ahead of time and he's like, what are they doing? He was freaking out because they have the spray gun thing where they try to spray the front and the back and do all the rest of that and then the guy guides us on the thing and then he put it in neutral and he sits back and he's like, I did it. This is great. He was like all excited. And then he realizes towards the end of the thing, what do I do? When do I actually put the car in drive and how do I get out of this thing and what's going on? But he was actually feeling proud about it. But I bring this up because as a parent of two older boys, I realize I as a dad and Chelsea as a mom have failed our kids because Joe called – when Joe got that job down in Tampa a few years ago on the morning show there at WFLZ, the Joe Show, he called his mom up to ask her what APR stood for and why it was a fee.

Yeah, I don't know. Oh, like on a credit card?

On his credit card.

I couldn't tell you what APR stands for.

But here's the thing, though, Megan. He had no idea.

idea that when you charge something to a credit card that if you don't pay that off at the end of the month they charge you a fee for that yeah i wouldn't know that either you didn't know that

either i mean i've never had a credit card so i don't really know how they work i have no idea what any of that means i don't even know what my credit score is i just assume it's bad all right

so this this topic here is going to be for megan as well as for luke what are the top life skills that every parent needs to teach their kids it's so funny you talk about um luke with with driving

because um wes's son kieran is 15 going on 16 and so he's doing like all the driving like trying to get hours driving right now and so we'll drive in the car with him he's a great he's a way better driver than i am by the way like when it comes to us getting in the car wes is like kieran you drive shan in the back like i never get to drive anymore which is great but you know the one thing that he was really scared to do i don't know if he's done the car wash yet but was to go through a um a fast food drive-thru really like we wanted to go to starbucks the other day and he was getting a little bit anxious about going through the drive-thru and that should be something that i think they teach you in drivers at the car wash thing and the drive-thru thing that was the only reason i wanted a driver's license what was for that but think about it we take this for granted because we've done it a hundred plus times yeah but to try to get your car that close without hitting the curb without scraping the side of something right i can see where that becomes an issue yeah

where it's it's nerve-wracking by the way why would the driving schools not have you go through a drive-thru you probably spend more time on a drive in a drive-thru than you do on an expressway or highway uh which they that's like their big thing is they're the highway driving and taking you out on i remember being terrified of that um they actually if i was a driver's ed instructor i would do what my driver's ed instructor did we used to run his errands for him during in driver's ed. Really? Oh, yeah. We'd all be in the car. Next thing you know, we'd be hanging out at the laundry mat, folding his clothes. Here are the top life skills that they say every parent should teach their kids. Basic cooking, good hygiene practices, to drive a car, doing laundry, money management, and basic housekeeping skills. Those are the things that you need to teach your kids before you send your kids off into the world, into the cold, cruel world. Patty, you agree with this, right?

Oh, yeah. Cooking is essential. You eat the rest of your life, and these kids don't know how to cook food, like basic ramen noodles.

So did you actually have to, like, pull your kids into the kitchen and pretend like you were, you know, Rachel Ray?

My story is I started teaching my son how to cook when he was two, and it's amazing because my friends are all jealous that I can go out on a Friday night and he knows how to make his own dinner.

Yeah, that's actually kind of cool. Can I say this, though? I think when we were younger, I think we just watched our parents do it. Did our parents teach us how to do all this stuff? Maybe cooking they kind of helped us with. No. But a lot of the things like driving a car and things like that, you know, I mean, we did the driving thing, but we saw how our parents, you know, drove through a car wash. What's going on, Poncho? Good morning. What's going on? What do you think we should be teaching our kids and Megan?

How to sew. Like, for instance, sewing a button back on a pair of pants with a button falling off.

Nah, just throw them away.

Just throw them away. Use a safety pin. Do your parents teach you how to sew, Poncho?

Actually, no. I actually believe I took a class back in middle school, a little class on how to do all that.

Home ec. I remember that.

Yeah. That's obviously something I don't know how to do, so I'm not even going to agree with that one. But, Elena, what's going on?

taxes that's all i can say yeah see i have no idea how to do taxes like i have to go

pay somebody to do it but i know how to put my taxes together but i always have to get a

refresher course that should be a class there that should be part of like a high school finance

class or something college i don't know yeah for sure no i don't know i'm 30 and i still don't know how to do it i have to have my mom help me yeah like there should be a class about check writing

taxes um like any of any of that like apr yeah like yeah i know what it is you know just those every day or every year things i don't have a clue on any of that yeah um you know what's funny

is that there's certain things that i think that every kid needs to to learn and a lot of it is the most basic of things to stay alive and we don't teach that to them and we're teaching them some of the other stuff it's like we're teaching them was it what is it called uh chicago math or

whatever the the what is it called i don't know lucy does this math and i i watch her because you know you have to show your work for everything i have no clue how she does it and that's third

grade common core thank you common core yeah whatever they used to call it something else before it was common core but it was but you're right though it's it's like we're teaching them that.

should be teaching them the other stuff really early what's up ryan just to kind of add into

common core i am a 21 year old banker i um math and algebra all the things they taught me useless i guess algebra and stuff like that but um we ended up teaching uh like i'm the young banker we sit down with all the young kids teach them about banking we do college rushes and stuff like that and the amount you would be surprised that they don't know just going into the bank what they need what they need to understand overdraft things like that um just kind of giving your kids basics of banking and financial understanding schools don't do it yeah i ask you a question

because everybody gives me crap for this do you teach how to balance a checkbook so nowadays say

The bank likes to make it all digital. Oh, thank you.

Yeah.

Well, that makes sense. We do still have checkbooks. And with your statements, we typically suggest with your monthly statements, we balance in that sense. Gotcha. So if you're on top of your daily transactions and you want to write every single thing down, then do it. But use and utilize all the digital services so you can make sure that they're charging you correctly. make sure that no one yeah that makes more sense yeah um i mean those digital services are there to help you so when a gas station incorrectly charges you you can call them right away much

like that yeah i i took my kids in to go open bank accounts and the people that all opened it up with them were awesome because they did that they kind of showed them everything showed them how everything works and it was really wild because we walked out of there and they were like this was better than school like they actually took it as such a positive uh because they know that that's

something that they're going to need to know what's up dakota so i am 20 years old and my parents had to teach me how to write in cursive because i was never taught how to write in cursive i think they need to bring that back into school well it's funny they're yeah they're not doing

the cursive thing anymore and how do you write your signature if you're not doing it in cursive

i just do a bunch of scribbles and hope for the best like it looks horrible on my driver's license

yeah it's it's wild and i get that that that's the reason they think that everybody's going to be using computers or or you know printing on in boxes but still uh and and is it uh analisa yeah analisa analisa what's the most uh you know necessary thing for a parent to teach their kids

well my mom and dad didn't teach me how to do laundry and when i met him with my boyfriend and he had to show me i was like 21 22 years old i had no idea how to do my laundry and then he still takes my car to the car wash because i have no idea how to do that either yeah and if it wasn't

for him i mean he does everything for me i know how to do like i get like clothes machine soap water turn it on i get that but if you just sat here and told me sort it out and tell me what temperature these clothes should be washed at no clue not a single clue oh no idea

even now i just put it on the bill just look at the tag because that that was like 10 years ago

but i know i just put on the most basic one yes and they're all mixed together i do not sort my

laundry i don't uh this i think is the most important one and i'm going to end on this one what is the most important thing that a parent needs to teach their kids terry my gosh some of

these calls are making me scared they need to know how to make their own appointments doctor's Appointments, dentist appointments, to go see the eye doctor, get their contact lenses or glasses. I know kids that won't call to order a pizza, which is scary. I know. So they need to learn how to do that.

But the problem now is with all the delivery services on AppForm, it's easier just to go do it on that than actually to pick up a phone and make a phone call.

Really? Well, you know what? You can't order a doctor through the app. You can't. What if you could? No, you can make your appointment, you know, you can make your appointment, but when you go in to see the doctor, like, mom and dad can't do all the talking for you, and especially once they turn 18, you're not allowed to go in with them anymore. I mean, the experience that I had with my boys, they went to school at Lakeview in St. Clair Shores, and right next door was their doctor's office. So when they were 16, I, you know, started making their appointments closer to after school time. And I'm like, walk on over there and I'll meet you there. So he, you know, my boys had to go in there, you know, tell their names and whatnot. So I started prepping them when they were 15 or 16 so that when they were 18, I could be like, bye. This is something you guys have to do. One more thing off my list. See, as a mom, your job is to put yourself out of a job. And this is what we're forgetting.

A friend of mine, Mandy, just sent me a text, and she said that she had to teach one of her interns where to put the stamp on a letter.

Oh, the mailing letter. Have you guys seen the TikToks or the Instagrams of parents giving a letter to their kids and then saying, okay, get out of the car and go mail it, and they don't know how to open the blue mailboxes?

Yeah.

I also don't know how to send a telegraph. Things come outdated.

By the way, Scott, I'm having a conversation with Scott Mick after the show today. We're going to talk about this.

Well, he knows he's a terrible parent. He would say he's failed with both of his days.

The signs that you're good in bed.

So what was the sign, Mike? So I was watching, and I forget who it was that was interviewing Kevin Gates, but I was watching this interview, and he was talking about, he's like, I got this sure sign, and I can't say exactly what he said, but that they're good in bed, basically, is what he was saying. and it was if they have acne and if women have acne he claims that they're very very good in bed and did he give a reason why he thinks that is the chemical uh well because he said specific things were good like the christmas was very good is what he said oh christmas meaning they're yes yes okay yeah yeah yeah and he said it was because of the chemical balance or imbalance i guess and i other than that i don't know what the science is behind what he's saying but i first off i wondered if that's true yeah and second i'm wondering if there's other things that like there are sure signs that they're good and bad that you wouldn't normally look at so kevin gates

is a rapper right yeah so from his uh experience he's saying that if a girl has acne that she's good in bed uh-huh oh my god what about for a guy because i got acne as adult acne going on right now i'd like to be able to have that that as uh one of my excuses why i have acne i'm good and bad um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 have you guys ever heard of or known uh maybe you guys have a uh a theory to what makes somebody good and bad you know what's interesting i have an auntie that says

if you have acne you're not doing it enough really yeah so it's totally different than That's what she says, because I remember when I was, like, 17 years old, and I was breaking out, and she was like, this is what you need to do to get rid of it. Wait a second. Yes. She was the absolute worst.

Does it also work when you're with yourself, or what? Because I've got to be honest with you, when I was a teenager, I was doing it all the time to myself, and I always had acne, so it didn't work. Tell auntie. I'm surprised you're not blind. Right.

You know, Gates said when he... has activities with those girls, their skin clears up, so. See? That is why they're good in bed because they need it more.

That, by the way, is such a ploy. That is such a ploy.

Hey, you could have the most beautiful, clear, glowy skin if you have sex with me. Really?

I would. You know what I'm just saying? I wonder how much does that work, though? Where you want that? Where Kevin Gates is like saying that to these.

Oh, where you can just go out and say something and the next thing you know you get laid? Well, I think if you're a rapper, you're probably getting laid a lot, too

I mean, because he's a little

I've never, I don't even know any of his songs I have no idea Is he good? Is Kevin Gates good? Is he up and coming? Or is he just kind of like there? No, he's not up and coming

He's not like the biggest of the biggest, but he's known

Really? Yeah Kay, what's going on? Do you have a thing that will tell us somebody's good in bed?

So, this is so funny But, yes The guy has, like, severe acne, but it's the best that I've ever had. Really? The best I've ever had.

So did you know this ahead of time, that a guy with a severe acne is good in bed? Or when Mike just brought this up, it made you go, oh.

I've never heard it.

It made a light bulb go off in your head. No wonder why that guy's good in bed. So create a face, put it down.

I mean, when you said that, it was just like, oh, my God. It might be something to it because it was the best I ever had.

That's pretty crazy. I never really would ever consider that, but I guess maybe it's a testosterone thing or something. In Kevin Gates' place, he's talking about girls, right? So he's talking about their hormones. So whatever hormones that are good for making you good in bed. I don't know. I would think that a guy with severe acne would have to work harder in bed just because girls would look at him and go, this guy's got severe acne, you know what I mean?

Right, but, I mean, it was just like, you know, what in the world? Like, I don't know what Kevin Gates is, you know, how he figured that out. Maybe he has, like...

takes everybody with acne i don't know i will tell you this i used to always have this belief that girls that wore ankle bracelets like those little ankle like lits that they were always good and bad i don't know they always they always looked kind of like like they put a little extra effort into it if they had one of those on or toe rings i don't know what it is about toe rings anything on your feet i figured oh this is kind of somebody that might have a little kink going on

So I maintain that if a guy is a really good dancer, he's good in bed.

Well, I can see that. They've said that, and I bet you that that's true, right? Because the rhythm, you know, you kind of keep kind of.

Just like the way they move their body and yeah.

Guys who talk with their hands. Guys who talk with their hands. Okay. All right. I'm trying to think. I'm not a good dancer, but I do kind of talk with my hands a little bit. I kind of get a little Italian with my hands Kind of up in the air a little bit Laura, what's happening?

Nothing, how are you?

Doing good Say hello to EJ, by the way EJ's hanging out with us in the studio this morning too He's a good friend

Good morning So I have something that's like the opposite of Being good in bed A telltale sign that they're bad in bed

Oh, okay, what is it?

Okay Megan's not going to like this, but big natural boobs.

Big natural boobs make you bad in bed?

It's what I've been told, and I have big natural boobs, and I'm also terrible in bed.

So we're fighting right now. We're absolutely fighting. I'm ready to throw fists because wrong.

Yeah, give yourself a little bit more credit. Why do you say you're bad in bed?

Oh, I don't know. Well, I just, like, I just kind of, like, take stuff, but I don't do anything.

Ah, you just kind of lay there.

Are we bad in bed, or do we just not have to work as hard for things to jiggle to get guys excited? That's fair.

I mean, fair point, but, like, even when I try, like, I don't want to try.

They look like 36 Ds to me.

That might be exactly it, Megan

Never met a guy who saw boobies jiggling And went, I hate that

Bernard, what's happening?

Hey, how you doing, Mojo?

Doing great, Bernard This is obviously a topic that I hope that you're enjoying With your children listening to us this morning What's going on?

It's family fun Hey, listen, I'm going to tell you If a girl's second toe is longer than her big toe She's a freak

Hang on.

What?

What?

What?

Wait, say that again.

I'm telling you, if a girl's second toe is longer than her big toe, she is a freak in bed. Wow. Really? Wow.

Even if it's just by a little bit?

Even if it's just by a little bit, it doesn't matter, just a little bit. But if it's longer than the big toe, especially if it's not like a hammer toe, if it's a straight toe, she's a freak.

What if one is and one isn't? Monday, Wednesday, Friday You're a freak Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday Sunday, Saturday

Wow, that's amazing So Bernard, do you ask women To show you their feet before you decide If you're going to go out with them?

I always stare I always stare at her feet And the first thing when I see that big toe Shorter than the second one, I'm like, she's a freak I can get to the next level

You know how many girls are looking at their feet right now? Literally everyone in the studio. Thank you for the call, Bernard. We appreciate it.

No problem. No problem.

Kobe has another surefire way to tell if a woman is, you say, is good and bad. What is that, Kobe?

If they're wearing chokers, if they're over 19 and wearing chokers, they have daddy issues. And they are very adventurous in bed.

So, wait, so girls with chokers have daddy issues, and girls that have daddy issues, you say, are good in bed.

I'm telling you, it's the best thing ever.

I've heard that. I've heard that the chokers thing that, you know, it's kind of like the ankle bracelets and the toe rings. But I don't know.

This is generations of ankle bracelets and toe rings.

All right. Thank you, Kobe. I'm sorry, I had to go to the next call here because Ashley's very upset about the whole toe thing. What's that, Ashley?

Oh, no, I'm not upset at all. I have to agree with him because I've always been told my second toe is bigger than my second toe. And you're good in bed.

And you're good in bed.

That I was great in bed, that I was a freak, all that.

Congratulations to you. It's good to be good in bed and have that toe, right? All right. Exactly. You take care.

yourself all right you too all right bye-bye all right it is mojo in the morning i uh feel like there's a lot of people that will say that they do this just like i do this and i kind of caught myself doing it and when i did i thought to myself oh my god this is like weird um have you ever noticed how you are so caught up in people's life by following them on uh social media that when you haven't seen them for years or maybe you haven't even seen them face-to-face ever in your life, you know so much about them through their social media that you just start talking about everything that's happening in their life like you guys saw each other yesterday. So this happened to me yesterday. I ended up bumping into an old friend that I haven't seen in 10 years. and since I haven't seen them in 10 years they have been married they've had a kid and they've been divorced I've never met the daughter before in my life but I pretty much knew everything about this daughter matter of fact I was talking to her and her child um because it's their child's like almost uh what nine or something like years old I was talking to them like I'd be talking to Shannon or Megan having a conversation and I even threw out there oh my god I love your red Chevy blazer that you just ended up going to get my son just got the same exact one and the reason why I saw her post that she got a red Chevy blazer and she ended up buying it recently I know it is kind of weird it's so wild how social media has pretty much put us in so many people's lives and I bet this happens to you a lot do you have listeners that come up to you all the time because you do a lot of uh social uh instagram post do you have a lot of people that pretty much know like they know your mirror right don't they yeah that mirror that you always take

pictures with yeah yeah or they'll know things about your your kids but that is so like i love when people say i feel like i feel like i like know everything about you but i've never even this is my first time meeting you because i know like i appreciate that they listen to the show or you know i appreciate that they take the time to to watch all of this stuff on my social media i I truly am friends with a girl. Her name's Kelly and she lives in Nashville and we've been friends for since 2005. I've never met her face to face. We actually called her on the air one time about a random topic, but I call her, I FaceTime her, we DM, we text. I have never met her face to face. I quote unquote met her through an ex of mine. She dated him after I dated him. And then when they broke up, we kind of, you know, got together and that's how we met each other. But we've never actually hung out before ever.

Is it kind of awkward that you have no idea like what she truly is about? Like, I know that you know her from FaceTiming, but do you think that there's anything that she's hiding? Because I instantly go for the bad.

No, I and we we've for years now planned like I'm going to go to Nashville and spend a weekend and get to hang out with her.

But would you feel comfortable enough to stay at her place?

Yes, absolutely. Really? Yeah. And you've never met her face-to-face? Nope.

Oh, my God.

But I've talked to her sister. I've talked to her mom. But I've never met these people.

But you've never talked to them face-to-face also?

Nope.

You talked to them because they were at her place or something?

Uh-huh, yep.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Is there anybody else listening to the show right now who is a friend? They call them a friend, but they've never met face-to-face. Is that something that you've got going on in your life right now? And would you feel comfortable enough letting them stay at your house or you staying with them? Because you really don't know what they're all about. And I mean, listen, I'm not saying that just because you know people by seeing them face to face that you know what they're all about. A lot of times you get fooled all the time. But I think it's so funny that in this particular, you know, girl that I ended up running into, I think it's so funny that I do this even with, like, sports figures, television people, other radio people. Like, I will sit there and, you know, I don't know, to be openly honest with you. People think that we know all these celebrities and stuff. I'm the first one to tell you this. I don't know any celebrities. I mean, it may be like a person or two, but people automatically just assume that we have, you know, Kid Rock and Eminem and, you know.

At our kid's birthday party.

Yeah. That Jared Goff is hanging out at my house on Thanksgiving and stuff like that. That would be cool. But I will say this. If Jared Goff was ever around me, I know enough about him to be able to start a conversation. Oh, Jared, I might be a little stalkerish. stalkerish there might be something kind of you know scary going on if you ever encounter me out in public I've met mine once, but we talk every single day, and I've only met him once, but I've talked to him every day for probably, man, four years now? Who is it? His name's Jacob. I love him. He's the best, and he literally texts me all day. How did you meet him, or not meet him? Instagram. Okay, all right. His Instagram, I met him and his husband this past summer. He actually met my dad and Ellen, and then we've never seen each other since. We just met one time, and that was it.

Wow.

And it was for like 20 minutes. It was just saying, I can't believe we're finally seeing each other in person. And then never did again.

Were you disappointed when you saw him?

Absolutely not. I'm obsessed with him. He knows it, though.

Christy, what's up?

Hi, Mojo. I've been friends with this dude from Omega that I met when I was like 12. He's a year younger than me, so I call him my little brother. But now I'm getting married and he's getting married. We haven't met before, but we're both going to each other's weddings. Oh, my gosh. So that's the first time you're going to meet? Yes, that's the first time we're going to meet. And that's the first time he's going to, in person, meet my fiancé. And that's the first time, in person, I'm going to meet his fiancé.

How do your fiancé's feel about you guys being distance friends?

It's not weird. We kind of grew up together when we were both going through it, you know? That's why little kids go on Omegle to look for friends.

What word are you saying? Omegle. What is that? It's a website, kind of like chat roulette. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where you, like, are set up with strangers through video cams. Oh, okay. Are you on it, Megan? I used to be, a lot. I wasn't on there looking for friends, though. I was looking for junk. Okay. Did you guys ever have a pen pal back in the day?

Oh, yeah. That's what this kind of reminds me of. You become friends with this person that you never, ever end up meeting. He was in prison.

No, we're not that. No, I'm just kidding. Remember Megan?

Did you do that in school, though? No. You didn't have pen pals? I had prison pen pals.

No, we did. The honest one that Shannon's talking about, we did. We had to write to a kid that was in Costa Rica that was Catholic because we went to a Catholic school and do all that stuff. Yeah. So we had that as kids. But Megan has had a prison pen pal.

More than one.

Constantly.

Those are the photos. That's what I know I've really made it is when an inmate pays to send you photos.

Would you let them stay at your house?

Absolutely not.

Cody, what's going on, Cody?

Yeah, I, you know, PlayStation 3 came out years ago, and I met this guy on there. We were playing Grand Theft Auto. And then, you know, we've played Grand Theft Auto and Call of Duty for many, many years, and we've never met. We've always talked about meeting, but we haven't.

That's a big one, I bet, people who meet on, like, gamers.

Do you know what? I play a lot with guys that I guess I don't even know their real name. I just know their gamer tags. And I've never, we talk all the time Like some of them listen to the show But some of them don't And we just talk about our everyday life I never thought about it Cody, you don't want to meet them face to face

Because you want to play against them And you can't do that on a two-player game

Yeah, for sure

Holly, what's going on? Hello, Holly

Did you say Holly?

Yeah

Oh, hey, sorry

Is that you, Holly? How you doing?

Yes, I'm good, how are you?

We're doing all right, what's going on?

I had a friend on Facebook for about five years who I had never met until one day she asked me if I would be interested in meeting her brother-in-law, and now I'm married to him.

Oh, my God. Shut up. So you never met her face-to-face, but you got set up to marry her brother.

Correct.

Her brother-in-law. Brother-in-law. She asked if I'd be interested in going on a double date with him after five years of talking to her on Facebook, book and I decided up with.

That's wild.

He did it off and got married.

That's by the way, somebody that you really trusted. You really trusted because you trusted them to set you up on a date with somebody, even though you don't even know, you know, what the air that they breathe smells like. Caitlin. Hello. This is a wild one. Caitlin has a person that she's never met that she's friends with in there in the same workplace.

yes we worked together at one of the rocket companies for two years um she works in grand rapids and i work at the for detroit so we have never met before but same thing as shannon we always facetime do like wine nights and know all of each other's dirty little secrets yeah you're

two hours away why don't you guys get together i know she's even said like i have a lab and she's

like oh my god you got to bring him to one of the great lakes we can hang out we can drink wine on the beach like i know but i just have never been out that way and then she has kids so she can't come down here but um yeah it all started with our company chat um

the same team and i sent a broad city gif as a joke and she was like oh my god you watch broad

city man this is wild you know what that's kind of cool so you have a co-worker you've never met your best friends you guys actually go to happy hour together but it's over to the phone while you're sitting in your place and she's sitting in her place wait they're broad city girls are you looking for a third oh yeah send me a dm oh my god that would be like the greatest star ever Because you would have, think about that You'd have Detroit for you, Grand Rapids for her Toledo for Megan

Perfect I'm more of an Abby, I think Megan's more of an Alana I have no idea

I never watched Broad City That's honestly the best compliment I've ever gotten What's Broad City on? Where can you get it?

Well, Hulu, but it was a Comedy Central show Okay, alright

Whenever people throw references out from shows I mean, I guess all I can think of is If nobody's ever watched like Friends when people would sit there and go, I'm a Ross, I'm a Rachel, you know? Right.

I've talked about period pants on this show before, and nobody laughed or got it. And I was like, I know somebody watched Broad City. I know somebody got that reference.

Did you ever get her references on Broad City? Because, honestly, sometimes people just don't get Megan's regular references.

Megan? Oh, yeah. You're so disrespectful. I know. You're so disrespectful.

It's a hard week. I have nobody here, you know. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Let's talk a little John Mayer to kick off this 9-30-30. John Mayer performing his song from 2013 Paper Doll during a concert in Sacramento a few days ago. Actually, coincidentally, maybe, the same day the news of Taylor Swift and Joe Alwyn's breakup dropped. Do you guys remember this song at all? Because I didn't, actually. Everybody thought it was about Taylor back in the day, that it was a response to her song about him, Dear Don. This is it right here.

I feel like 22 girls in one. And none of them know what they're running from Do you remember this one?

No. But you listen to the lyrics and you're like, it's about Taylor Swift.

For sure. Could anybody, even true John Mayer fans, name more than one song?

Everybody is one.

That's what everybody knows. But name another song, Mike. Name another one. But I still love John Mayer. I love John Mayer, too. I love John Mayer. I love him. I love him so much. But you're right. I could not name another song.

You're right, yeah. Well, now a video of him talking about that song is making the rounds.

I wonder if people don't like it because it sounds a little pissed off. I don't really like pissed off as a song. I think it was more for her, but I think there is. Is there something about it that's a little bitchy? I try not to get bitchiness in the songs. It happens sometimes.

Coincidence that he did that song the same day we found out about Taylor and Joe's breakup?

Absolutely not. No. No way. Yeah.

Jennifer Coolidge has landed the cover of Time's 100 Most Influential Issue. I know. We love her. She became a sensation after winning more awards in the last 12 months for her performance, excuse me, in The White Lotus. than she won nominations for any other role in her 30-year career. And I love this quote that she gave to Time. She said, It's like I was sleeping beauty where I was locked in a box under the bed or something, and now I'm out and it's like, well, I'm sure glad they let me out of that box because this is way better. Those who appear on the four covers of the Time 100 list this year include Doja Cat, Walt Disney Company CEO Bob Iger, and actor Michael B. Jordan. Go ahead, sorry. Mike White created the White Lotus, right?

Yes. Did you see who he was out to dinner with this week? And everybody is speculating might be the new Jennifer Coolidge of White Lotus. No. Danny DeVito.

Oh, my God. That would be so. I feel like Danny DeVito is becoming the new Betty White. Yeah, for sure. All I know about this next season is it's set to take place in Thailand, correct? Correct. Yeah. Correct. Oh, my gosh. That would be so good.

Now it has to happen. I love Mike White so, so much. And if you didn't watch his season of Survivor, please go back and watch it because it's so funny. But literally anything he does is perfect. So even if it's not White Lotus, I just hope he works with Danny DeVito.

So, so bad. Yeah, yeah. We heard about it everywhere this week. The rumor that One Direction was going to be reuniting and appearing on James Corden's final episode of The Late Late Show that's happening on April 22nd. April 27th. Excuse me. A couple days later. I hate the first year bubble. It's not happening. The official Late Late Show Twitter account put false alarm really big over a post claiming 1D was going to reunite. And they tweeted, nobody loves the boys more than us. But this story just isn't true. What is true is we've got an absolutely brilliant two-hour finale plan to celebrate eight years of The Late Late Show at 10 p.m. on April 27th. I know Tom Cruise is going to be hanging out. They're going to be doing a big musical number. That's really all I know at this point. And lastly, I will end today with this. This is Pete Davidson opening up about the rumored BDE that he has during an interview with The Breakfast Club yesterday. Oh, we got to go back and turn that on. Is it playing?

You know, not too big or too small. It's just like, you know, I don't understand that. It's just like big enough to enjoy and not big enough for it to hurt, is what I was told.

Megan, we need a T-shirt or a trucker hat or something that has it on it. I would wear that in a heartbeat. I'll make them. A hat, just a trucker hat. I was told that it's nice and not uncomfortable.

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Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. It is the Mojo in the Morning show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500. So, Megan, you guys are doing this on purpose.

oh are you talking oh yes the matching clothes yes oh let me tell you this is a new thing in my life and I don't know who I'm becoming I'm in a I'm in a new blooming phase you know how spring is here and life is coming back I feel like I'm entering a new phase of my life and I'm not sure I even enjoy being here but it is what it is and I don't think I can stop the train at this point i was gonna say derail the train off the tracks but too soon i live in ohio um oh geez

oh i didn't even think about that but god all right let me say this megan and her family are doing something this summer on purpose to bring themselves closer together just to see what

reaction will be what is that we're gonna be buying matching clothes this summer this is so not megan mick my brain feels like it's going to explode i know but i'm kind of really on board

because it started as a drunken idea and it's turned into reality. I'm kind of here for it. So we found Mia Dress and the boys' button-up shirts that all match and go together. And we've decided that we will coordinate what days we will wear these and we will go out around downtown Toledo and we'll go out to dinner. And if anybody brings up the fact that we're matching, we will gasp. What? What? Oh my, you guys, did anybody check before we left the house and make a very big deal out of the fact that we didn't mean to plan to wear the same clothes? And it's so stupid. I realize how dumb the joke is, but I want to do it so bad.

This is not just a one-time thing. You guys are thinking about getting many outfits in doing this?

So, we went to this matching outfit website, and at first we were like, we're just going to get one. And then I found like four dresses I actually wanted. Who's we? You and your brother and your dad? Yes, and some other people as well. Some other maybe significant others, maybe cousins, aunts, uncles. But this is becoming like a new trend for us is the – but here's the thing. Before you judge me too hard, y'all go to family reunions and wear the same matching T-shirts. What's the difference? You know what I'm – like I'm just spending a little bit more money to get nicer clothes.

That is actually true. But I do find it funny when people do the matching t-shirt thing for the family reunions, and they'll all be wearing it, and there's the one person that didn't want to wear it, you know?

That's always me.

There's always the one. They're like, we have to wear this thing. That would have been me, too. But you guys are going to do not matching t-shirts. There's no purpose either. It's for fun. Where will the match be? Will the match be more than shirts for the guys? Will the guys actually match pant-wise, too?

They just have button-up shirts. I couldn't find anything else. They were button-ups, but it's the same material that the dresses are made out of.

And a quick question to the listeners out there and your thoughts on this one. First off, give Megan, you know, your idea because I love it. I think it's fun. But are there any people that are listening that seriously do wear matching outfits as a family other than if you are mom and dad with your little ones?

Like we do matching PJs sometimes.

Yes, for like Christmas or something. Yeah. But do you remember how awkward it was, Megan, when you and I were matching stuff on accident at the Pistons game? Last week? Yes.

So we did accidentally match at the Pistons game, and we did look like an old married couple that, like, if they ever got lost in the crowd, just pointed out to people and said, they look like me.

Have you seen Merle? She's in the vest.

Please, please promise me, Megan, that one of the times that you guys all have matching outfits on, you go to, like, a... jc penny and take family photos please do you know how expensive that is though is it really

yeah i tried booking one just as a joke and it's a couple hundred bucks no really i'm not kidding

you so the the the jc penny uh photoshop is still open and it's expensive oh it's still open i didn't know that what's what they probably own the market i don't know anybody else that does it um there are some the their stores aren't there still like they just have photo places yeah all right or photographers that may have like little studios what's up taylor hello hey what's going on what do you think about this idea of megan's whole family matching this summer i think it's awesome

um i actually was at target not too long ago and they have a whole matching family set down to dresses for kids yes for men for your puppies wait what yeah yep they do did you say i mean the dress matches the dog's dress.

You said there's dog clothes. All right, new plan. We're going to Target.

And the entire sections have different sizes for different people?

Yep, for men, for women, for babies, toddlers, dogs, they all match to the T to each other.

Wow, yep. Oh, Megan, I just got you a Groupon, $27 for one JCPenney photography session with three digital images. And one standard print God, thank you

This might be my favorite text Because Megan will get it And she'll love it 586 says, Megan, you guys will be The Von Trapp family singers

Oh my god Live on life With the sound of the mixed downtown drinking

Oh

Thank you

I honest to god though Can't believe that your brother was up for this

I don't really think he wants to do it

Danielle you were the texter that did the Von Trapp one you were on hold probably with Lydia just a second ago she actually did the Hills Are Alive what do you think of this idea do you think this is a good idea for Megan and her family to do it just to kind of mess with people

I think it's a great idea it totally made me think of a son of music where he like took curtains and made matching outfits for everyone in the family

yeah don't you think that that's got to be megan though megan's got to be the you know the mom that goes and does that yes yes i'm

sure she'll need to find some good curtains and some cute outfits but i think she could pull it

off can i tell you you have completely made my day not letting this reference go and i love you

very much can i tell you can i tell you that i was the kid that never got to do matching uh shirts with like my brothers and stuff. My parents never did that because we were all so different sizes and my parents just couldn't afford to go out there and try to find the matching stuff. Are we feeling a show outcome?

I was a little bit.

The only time I was even close was, you remember how every kid back when we were younger had those rugby shirts? So we always, you know what I'm talking about? With the stripes. They were like the striped shirts and stuff.

And they had the white collar.

Yeah, or yeah, like a different, they were real thicker. Yeah, my brother and I both one time wore the same exact rugby shirt and that was fun. But, yeah. What's up, Jeanette?

Hi. Hey. Good morning.

What's going on?

I match with my son every time we go out. Every time, to the movies, to the mall, out to eat, I match with my son. So if he want to wear blue, I wear blue, and we kind of like do a plaid because that's what he likes. So, yeah, I do it every single time.

How old is your son?

My son is 11.

Aw. Does he like it? Yes

At what age does he stop liking him?

I was going to say soak it in now I don't know

And I'm not stopping it Because we do it all the time And he loves it He picks the colors and we go out Oh that's so cute

I'm convinced my wife does this too She tricks me She'll ask me what I'm wearing I'll tell her I'm going to wear this if we go out for something And she won't wear the exact same thing But she will color coordinate What we're going to wear basically And I think she is planning this the entire time to match every time we go out.

But you guys look like a power couple. And I just want to look powerful.

I don't know about that. I think we look silly. I think we look silly matching.

It's cute when you guys do it. And you guys have the kids also with you. When you're together just as a couple, you kind of look like that couple.

I'm not trying to be that couple.

I know. It's Ali. It's Ali's trying. She's marking her man. Raven, what's up?

Hey, I was just thinking, what if we called it mix-matching day drinking?

Oh, and do like a pub crawl or something like that, Megan. Invite people. Actually, what you need to do is you need to send.

out to all the listeners and then turn it into something, but then you guys start off by yourselves as just the four or five of you guys, and then eventually, there's over a hundred people wearing the same exact outfit.

Hear me out. I think we just have to change this to Hawaiian shirts, mom jeans, and Crocs, and we just go out as Scott Mick.

I was going to say, that's Scott Mick's Tuesday night.

Exactly.

20-plus years of idiocy, and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan. It's Mojo in the morning.

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