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Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Just when I thought we're at full strength, Kev is out today. So Kev is actually celebrating an extended birthday. He talked about that on Fridays in Colorado. What do you think?

Nobody's heard from him.

I know. So he must be high. High as a freaking kite. He will be back, though, this week. Megan is back this morning. Whoa! What is going on? Where have you been, Megan, my whole life?

In bed.

Yeah, you were, this is the thing that was tough for you because you were so sick the week prior to last. Actually, this is a weird thing. So Shannon and I were off. then you were here riding solo with uh actually riding with uh kev yeah and then the following week you were just out i mean it was not good you tried to come back one day and honestly it

probably wasn't the best thing for you i shouldn't have but i was trying to prove

that i was trying my hardest to be yeah well you know and then you you you went your cold and everything went to laryngitis you lost your voice so bad and so uh then then you had a week off so you had a week's vacation which is really wild because i uh remember one time in my life at school when i was in school i think i had chicken pox it went from chicken pox to we went on like easter break and i had two weeks of not being in school i swear to god i forgot how to go to school

i was off but i was still very sick yeah the whole time yeah it was not everybody's like oh it looks like she's having a blast on social media i was like i can't breathe and i can't stop coughing and I feel like I'm dying.

Well, you sound better, although I did hear you sneeze a couple of times too, so you got a little bit of a linger, huh?

And I am right in the line of fighting.

of these sneezes and blame kev by the way because kev was the one who came in with a sinus infection for two weeks straight coughing hacking sneezing in the studio gave it to me so i fully blame him

but i also he is the what is it the pangolin that started uh covid or whatever that they said

yeah should i come back with like something very controversial should i get people mad right as i come back no uh sure why not this is why parents are the worst because your kids are petri dishes at school which i think we can all acknowledge they get everything and i feel so bad for you but then you get sick and you go to work and all of us who avoid all of the childhood germs are just then susceptible to everything going back around in the school yeah i hate children

But who's the kid that got you sick? Kev?

Yes, because I'm sure Josiah brought something back from the Petri Day school. We all came back from spring break and that mid-winter break, and I'm sure he brought it in here. And then I can't avoid it. It was the plague. I think I had the plague. But during it, not only can I blame Kev for getting me sick, which I have no evidence for, but it was probably opening day where I hugged a million and a half listeners. But we'll blame Kev because he's not here. But then I blame my dad for making me a new drug addict, and this one is legal, but I am fully addicted like housewives were in the late 90s, early 2000s to Afrin. The new millennial Afrin is now Vicks VapoSticks.

Vicks VapoSticks.

Oh my God, that is a blast from the past.

My grandma used to have those in her purse all the time.

Bruh, my dad, when I was sick, came to me and was like, these are going to change your life, and I cannot stop shoving that stick up my nose. I am fully addicted. I'm a fiend for vapos. So what does it do?

It just clears you out? Yes.

I have been on antibiotics, steroids, another round of antibiotics and steroids because that's how sick I was. It wasn't clearing up so I had to go back to the doctor. Then it turned into home remedies because nothing was working at that point. And my dad, like a little witch, came in and he was like, let me give you this fixed vapo stick. It'll change your life. I can't get rid of it. I'm fully addicted. That thing is up my nose 24-7.

So what do you do? You just sit there, stick it up your nose, and then you walk around with it? Or do you just got to go for like a call? Is it, I don't know, Afrin, you had to breathe it in and push the thing. It would push.

But Afrin, they tell you, you're only supposed to do Afrin for like, because Dr. Werner prescribed it to me when I was really sick sometime. And he said, after like three or four days, you have to stop it. No more. Cold turkey. Because it's so addicting. It is? Yes.

Is Vic's vape blistering the same? I guarantee you there's got to be something to it.

Let me tell you.

What does it do? Next thing, cocaine?

I feel like I'm taking bumps in the bathroom. Like, I feel like I'm sneaking away and I'm hiding it. Yes. And I'm constantly, like, got to get my hit.

And after you do it, is it like Afrin where all of a sudden you're like, oh, I can breathe.

I think it's more like cocaine. I feel alive.

Oh, you, like, started, like, hey, what's going on, guys? Let's go clean our house.

I'm like, I can breathe. I have higher oxygen levels. I am unstoppable.

Wow. I did not know this, huh? I know. You got your vapos with you or you got your Vicks Vapo sticks? Can I tell you? Let's see what that thing looks like.

I just swapped out purses this morning.

Oh, you don't have a... Oh, what are you going to do today without your fix?

My door dash it. Are you serious? Oh, my gosh. I know it's sitting on my island right now. Might either run back to my apartment because I live so close or my door dash it.

I can't believe how many people I know that take medicines, like cold medicines, to sleep. like they do the cold medicines like at night to sleep and mucinex and things like that and i'm

like is that normal to be doing this to sleep at all okay so i went through a period where i could not sleep and i know that benadryl makes me super super sleepy so i was taking benadryl at night to try to go to bed i would take it at like six o'clock by 7 30 i was so drowsy i and i would

sleep until my alarm went off at 3 45 you and megan are the reason why things are locked behind

the counter at cvs and i get mad every time i have to get something for the kids and i'm like

dang it i have to go ask the pharmacist i have to show my id when i buy a snickers bar there because yeah jeez i know uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 the text is 95500 i'd love to know because i know that we're going to end up getting this i know that we'll end up getting somebody that will call up and say did you know that there was a guy that one time had his head blown off by Vic's VapoSticks, like, or lost his sense of smells or something like that?

I just had a greasy chest from Vic's VapoSticks that did nothing.

That's the best, by the way.

Oh, that's the rub. That's the rub.

Thank God you.

That's the pot.

That's the stuff that you can never date after that. Because once you do that, you go on a date and you're like, you smell like a nursing home. You're supposed to put it on the bottoms of your feet and then cover your feet with socks.

Oh, really?

Yeah, put it on your chest and then the bottoms of your feet.

Is this one of those old wise tales?

I don't know, but yeah.

It gets right inside of you. This was a fun weekend. By the way, you're talking about opening day. I'm going to say this to you because it was opening day for the mud hens that you got sick. You missed the coldest broadcast that we have ever done. We talked about it last week on Monday, but it was legit at Comerica Park. It was like 30 degrees. We were dying.

I called you the day before Tiger's opening day. And I was like, oh, Tiger, man, I'm so sorry. And then I called. No, I didn't call. I was texting Shannon afterwards. And she was like, we all wish we were you. We all wish that we were sick.

My toes still have not thought. I swear I am still cold all the time because of that morning, because of that broadcast.

And by the way, today we're going to have our first spring-like day. But then it gets cold again. We're going to be 70 degrees today for a high. What's up, Lisa? How are you? Welcome Megan back.

Hello. Welcome back, Megan. Hi. Thank you. I'd like to be sleeping.

What's going on, Lisa? Are you a Vicks Vapo sticker?

I am not. I'm not. But I have used Afrin in the past when my kids were sick. And there's like a thing called Afrin Rebound where when you use it, That's why Shannon was saying that they say not to use it for too long because once you stop using it, you can get more clogged up and more sick after you stop using it than before you start it. Oh, that's wild. It's called an Afrin rebound effect. Yeah. So just a little heads up. It has a name.

So it goes the opposite way where you become like addicted to the thing or something, huh?

Yeah.

Or not addicted, but yeah, it kind of brings back, I guess that's the thing. It's not really curing anything. It's just cleaning you out for a little bit. It's like Drano for your sink. You got to get down there and get that stuff out. Thank you for the call, Lise. What's up, Emily? Hi.

Hi.

What's happening, Emily?

Nothing. I just wanted to say to Shannon's Benadryl, when I was giving birth, after I gave birth, I had a C-section and was having issues with sleeping. And they actually shot Benadryl through my IV, and within 30 to 45 seconds, I was in la-la land and had the best sleep ever. Isn't it crazy?

I mean, I have allergies, so that was what I always took before I, like, you know, got the good prescription stuff to help my symptoms, but it always made me so tired, so it worked, unfortunately.

It does work, and I can see why people take it. Yeah.

My favorite are the people that give it to their babies, like, when they're going on airplanes. Yeah.

Sometimes, though, that can do the opposite effect. Yes, it can. Sometimes it can make them hyper.

My favorite is when you look at the kid and he's like, I'm all strung out.

It's like their parents gave them melatonin gummies and Benadryl.

That kid is true. Back to back. But I'm happy. I don't care. I sit next to that kid. He's not making a noise. What's up, Michelle?

Hey, I was just calling about the vapor. Yes. If you boil water and get the vapor rub and get a tablespoon of the vapor rub, Take it to steam yourself, and what I mean by that is take the bottle of boiling water, put the vapor rub in it, put a towel over your head, and breathe that in. You will clear yourself up for days.

Oh, my God. And you'll be infertile. It's unbelievable what it does. By the way, can I tell you something? I can't. So we have an aunt, Erin, Aunt Erin in my family. Her house always smelled like Vicks. So anytime I smell Vicks, I'm like, oh, we're at Aunt Erin's house. We would go there for Thanksgiving, and my dad would go, why does it smell like Vicks? I'm like, Dad, I think she's got Vicks all over her body or something.

Dude, at a certain point, I had to light a candle in the middle of the night because I had a retinol lotion on I was sleeping in that was making me sweat and Vicks VapoRub and then just gross tissues everywhere. I was like, it smells like death in here.

Do you remember those people that you go to their house, and their house has like a distinctive smell to it?

Everybody's house to me has a distinctive smell, by the way.

What's up, Amy? Hi.

Hi. Good morning.

How are you guys?

We're okay. What's going on, Amy?

So I actually put Vicks on a Q-tip, and I rub it inside of my nostrils when I'm feeling nauseous.

Oh, my God. Wait, why? Jesus.

I don't know. I have a mental problem. Wait. You're not even doing it when you're sick. I think the smell of it distracts the fact that I'm feeling sick.

Wow, I'm a little worried about you. Are you okay? Should we give you a number for some people that can help you?

No, it works. I promise you it works. Next time you're feeling sick.

All right, we're going to try that thing. It's so funny how, remember when you were a kid and you loved to smell markers?

Like you would stick Sharpies in your nose? That's what a Vicks Vapo stick is.

Yeah, that is good. Rubber cement, man.

Dennis says he has something better for you than this. What's that, Dennis?

Hi, Megan. Welcome back.

Morning.

Morning. They're called Boom Boom Sticks. Boom Boom Sticks. Boom Boom. And they have them at CVS and Sam's Club. And they're made of essential oils. and when you take them, they open you right up.

Really? Essential oils, though, and my wife's going to be mad at me for saying this because she went through an essential oil cake. Essential oils are the biggest scam I have ever thought of in my life.

They are snake oil.

Yeah.

And they have different flavors, though. Sure.

And they stink. Chelsea had all these little bottles in the house that looked like a chemistry set, and she would have something for everything that was wrong with me. All of a sudden, she's essential oiling.

I remember that.

That was a big time. I don't know if she's eventually, or if she's still doing it. I know now, now I think we've just gone right to drugs. Now we're just right on it.

The good stuff. People who use essential oils as medicine, I assume you have a crystal in your bra, too.

It could be. It could be. You know what I mean? Yeah. By the way, my favorite are the people with the crystals in their bra, because they've got more than just crystals in their bra. Right. There's like a bunch of things they can pull out of that place.

And a shark's tooth.

All right. Well, welcome back, Megan. It's good to have you here.

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All right. We've got a lot of stuff that we're going to give away this morning. This is a good one. How would you like to go to Crunk Fest Takeover? This stars Lil Jon, E-40, Young Jock, and so many more at Lil Caesars Arena on May the 24th. What year was this? It was the year that Harambe was killed. Do you remember Harambe was the animal from the Cincinnati Zoo?

And zoo officials made the decision to open fire on the gorilla, saving the boy. Harambe died. The boy sent to the hospital with non-life-threatening injuries. Where are your Save Harambe shirts at now?

Beyonce joined Coldplay for the Super Bowl halftime show.

It was interesting.

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Yeah, it was big in school.

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with what's trending right now. What do you got, Shan?

I feel like everybody was at a party for the Masters yesterday, except for me.

Isn't it funny that golf is so boring, but everybody wants to watch the Masters? I'm not joking.

On Instagram, it was like everybody was having some sort of celebration. We have different Instagrams. I mean, even people that I was like, you watch golf? You definitely don't watch golf. You were just there for the cocktails.

It was honestly pretty cool. It was cool to see what happened.

Yeah, 35-year-old Warren McAleer. The journey is over. McIlroy has his masterpiece. Can I tell you something? Won his first green jacket ever.

Jim Nance, who's the announcer, you've seen him do college basketball. He also does the NFL with Tony Romo. He says that he literally practices for every player what he's going to say. Because those words, you know, for how many years now? 50 plus or more years, I guess it's even more than that, that the Masters has been around, They'll replay those little clips at the end. But that little, like, McElroy has his masterpiece is kind of like his thing that he does. But he says he practices and tries it out, and then he runs them by people, and they all tell him which one they like the best.

Actually, really, really smart. But, yeah, he won in, like, a sudden death playoff round because he missed a putt on the 18th hole. But very first time winning, he now becomes only the sixth golfer to complete the career Grand Slam. That means he has won all four major championships in the Masters era. Excuse me, Tiger Woods is also part of that club as well.

Chelsea had no interest.

I have a clip of him speaking, by the way. Oh, you do?

Oh, let's play it. Chelsea had no interest in watching it until I told her that McIlroy was going to eventually have to get interviewed by the woman he had an affair with and cheated on his wife. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

What's her name? Amanda Bailamos or something like that? I've dreamt about that moment for as long as I can remember. You know, there were points in my career where I didn't know if I would have this nice garment over my shoulders.

He allegedly cheated with her, almost left his wife for her, and then decided that he was going to stay with his family. He's got a very beautiful family. He's got that little daughter.

His daughter Poppy is the key.

Yeah, that she's the one that sunk that putt. And then after the thing's over with, CBS has her do the interviews, which I find to be very interesting that she still has to do those interviews. even though they were caught up and she left her husband for McElroy and then he decided not to leave his family.

Amanda Balionis?

Yeah, Balionis. Is that her name? Yeah.

Britney Spears. Did you guys see any of the photos of Britney Spears arriving in Mexico for her vacation? So I kept seeing this photo. She was with her entourage, one of her security guards, carrying what looked to me like a baby in a pink and white baby blanket out of their private jet when they arrived in Mexico. It turns out it was a fake baby doll, a plastic baby doll. But it had baby clothes on it. You could see this little plastic leg and a white frilly sock sticking out of the blanket. So, yeah, that's all. She brought a baby doll with her. What do they call those? I don't know. They have a name, those, like, real babies. I don't know.

Yeah, I think it is, like, a real baby.

Like that high school health classes have students carry around for an assignment. I wanted one of those so bad.

Are we still going to not do a safety check on her to make sure she's okay?

I mean, I saw this and went, oh boy. Lydia and I were texting back and forth about it yesterday. A California man arrested by cops over the weekend for threatening to bomb Coachella. Davis Darvish, a 40-year-old guy from Santa Monica, approached a security guard at a Southern California casino on Saturday and made the threat that he was going to do something to everybody at the music festival. Officers caught up with him about an hour after he made that initial threat, searched his car, didn't find any explosives or weapons or bomb-making materials. And we'll talk more about Coachella next hour, but something else that could have been a disaster, thankfully, was not. During Green Days, headlining set on Saturday, a firework from their show hit a palm tree. Whole palm tree went up in flames, and it was right by the area where all of the artists and the celebrities hang out. Thank God nobody was injured.

We're in California. We shouldn't be lighting off anything with a fire. I mean, it looks scary.

Yeah. And after just about two weeks in theaters, a Minecraft movie is already the highest grossing movie of 2025. Chicken Jockey. The Jack Black starring film followed up its blockbuster opening with a second weekend of $80.6 million in ticket sales worldwide. It's already topped $550 million. dollars uh king of kings which is that animated tale of jesus's life everybody who went to see it by the way said it was amazing came in second but not even close just over 19 million dollars

this is while the girl that uh that uh is from new

York that I follow was in that movie theater in New York that somebody lit a firework off in the middle of Minecraft. I mean... And the fire went off in the theater and started a fire. Some of the seats went on fire. The only movie

we should be watching right now is The Prince of Egypt.

Okay. We yell out things like... I haven't even heard about

that one. Yeah, not from the 90s? The Passover movie from the 90s? Oh, really? Oh, God, no, I did not see that. What? No. Best animated movie of all time. Really? Oh. Best animated.

We aren't throwing popcorn in that theater?

I don't know if popcorn is the thing to throw in a Passover movie, but you know what? Rolling bottles of lotion? Not that movie? Okay. For all of today's Dirty Catch-up by checking out the podcast, just search Mojo in the Morning in the free iHeartRadio app.

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Well, now you're really self-conscious about my clapping. Nobody claps more awkward than Nicole Kidman. Nicole Kidman.

Yeah.

Nicole Kidman is the most awkward clapper.

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Played some golf, watched the Masters.

Isn't it funny? By the way, the Masters makes everybody just want to get out and golf. You know, like every golf course I drove by was packed with people that were out there doing their thing. We have your challenger this morning. Her name is Miriam. She is a teacher at Lance Cruz Middle School. Miriam, what do the kids know you as? I know they don't call you Merriam, do they? Oh, absolutely not. I am Mrs. Palmer. Hello, Mrs. Palmer. Good morning, Mrs. Palmer.

Good morning. I wanted to say, Madam Librarian, please tell me you're a librarian. No, not quite a librarian. So a literacy specialist. I work with reading and writing and supporting that in the classroom.

You were the person I had to go see in the middle of class, and I was so embarrassed to have to, but you helped me read.

And mine had no windows. Did your room have windows? My room had no windows. I have windows.

They give you windows at Lance Cruz. They know how to treat you.

That's good people there.

Good people over there. All right. Well, let's get this contest going. Ryan, we're going to start with Miriam first. I'm going to lock you up in a soundproof area. Say hello to Lydia for us, okay? All right. All right, here we go. Five pub culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Miss Palmer, question number one. rory mcelroy won the masters yesterday during a sudden death playoff it's the first masters win of his career what do the winners of the masters famously receive and i'll give you a hint it's an article of clothing a green jacket question number two gail king is one of the female astronauts that will go up in space on the blue origin flight later this morning around nine o'clock this morning. Who is Gail's very famous best girlfriend? Oprah. Okay. Question number three. The first weekend of Coachella's music festival went down this weekend. What state does Coachella take place in? California. Question number four, and I'm going to make it a multiple choice. Post Malone says that he's working on another country album. Which of these songs is not sung by Post Malone? A. Circles, B. Whiskey Glasses, or C. Better Now? Whiskey Glasses. And question number five, Britney Spears brought along.

long a creepy baby doll on her vacation in mexico how many times has britney been married

three i think three two or three but i'm gonna go with three three times all right let's bring

the champ back from a soundproof area mrs palmer i should put a sparkly gold star on your test because you got five out of five. Wow. Five out of five, Ryan.

For scratching Smith stickers were the best.

Do they do that?

I studied, Shannon. I studied. I can tell.

They don't still do stickers and stuff like that, do they, in middle school?

Yeah, we do. Do they really? Absolutely. All right, I love it.

Again, Lance Cruz, you guys know what you're doing over there. All right, here we go. Ryan, you've got to be perfect today, and I think you can do it. Let's see. All right, fingers crossed on this one here. Rory McIlroy won the Masters yesterday. During a sudden death playoff, it's his first Masters win of his career. What do the winners of the Masters famously receive? Hint, it's an article of clothing.

The green jacket.

Yes. One to one. Yeah. We should actually golf applause. That's actually a little bit more than golf applause. Question number two. Gail King is one of the female astronauts that will go up in space on the Blue Origin flight later this morning. Who is Gail's very famous best girlfriend?

Oprah Winfrey.

Yes. Two to two. Question number three, and you cannot miss this. The first weekend of the Coachella Music Festival went down this weekend. What state does Coachella take place in? California. Yes. Three to three. Question number four, a multiple choice. Post Malone says that he's working on a new country album. Which of these songs is not sung by Post Malone? A, Circles, B, Whiskey Glasses, or C, Better Now?

Oh, I don't know. I'm going to say B. Good guess. What a guess.

Man, it comes down to this one. Whiskey Glasses, obviously, his buddy Morgan Wallen. Comes down to this one. Last question. You got to get it right if you don't. Miriam is coming back with us tomorrow And we're going to get to know some of her class At Lance Cruz Middle School There Question number five This could be the toughest one Of them all Britney Spears brought along a creepy Baby doll on her vacation In Mexico How many times has Britney Been married

Oh my gosh Um i'm gonna say ah man see two or three times um i'm gonna say two i'm gonna say twice

wrong no ryan wrong it's actually three three times miss palmer's back tomorrow Yes, the pride of Lance Cruz Middle School. We got more kids reading in Washington Township there, right? Is that where Lance Cruz is? Where's Lance Cruz at?

Actually, no, I live in Washington Township, but my middle school is in Harrison Township.

Harrison Township, that's right. I knew it was one of the townships. Hello, Lance Cruz. Are you pulling into school here right now?

I am in the parking lot right now.

They're looking at you like you're, what is she doing? They think that you're having a fight with your spouse.

Oh, no, the kids aren't here yet. I'm early.

Anytime that you're in the parking lot talking on the phone, they either think you're talking to a mistress or you're talking to your spouse and yelling at them. That's what they think.

Oh, that's the only time that they want to listen.

Isn't it?

That's right.

Ryan, we got a parting gift for you, buddy. You did great. You were with us for a couple of times here. We're going to set you up with, we had it in studio with us on Friday, a $50 gift card to Dave's Hot Chicken. Congratulations to you. All right. Thanks, you guys. Special thanks to those guys. Ryan, you seem bummed. Are you bummed?

Oh, of course I am, man. The kids are disappointed in me.

Oh, you know what? Hey, let me talk to them. I'll slap some sense into these kids. Yeah, I'm joking. They're fine. Your dad had a good golf game yesterday. What'd you shoot, by the way?

It was a scramble. It was like our opening day tournament. Okay.

All right. I like it, man. Listen, I'm a 23 handicap and adding to that. So hang on one second. and we'll get you your prize. We'll see you tomorrow, man.

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Kev is out this week, so it's just us girls hanging out together. What's happening, girls? Actually, Kev's back, I think, midweek, so he'll be back. He just took a long weekend. But good to have Megan back in studio with us this morning. Hey. Oh, jeez. Nice to have you. We had fun in the last couple of weeks. I got to be honest with you. I don't think we took anything seriously. Thank God there was no, like, crazy, serious news or anything like that that we had to get worried with. I think there was more farting going on in the studio. Oh, my God. You missed the most bubbly, juicy farts. You missed the Kev fart extravaganza that took place here in the studio. So bummed that I missed that. And you know what? You're lucky that you did miss it. Are you kidding me? You're just going to steamroll that? No. No, no. Oh, I get it. It's Monday, okay? It's Monday. I'm like a butt hole. Come on. Let me get my bad jokes and I'm back, baby. That's the British humor that you love so much. That's a Ricky Gervais humor right there. A little Graham Norton for you. He was in the line of fire of where you're sitting there, too, by the way. Oh, my God. Was that my face? They're bubbly and juicy. Non-stop. But he walked out of the studio. Megan, he did that right there out in the hallway. How did you hear that? Because it was that loud. It was that loud. Why don't you send him home? At a certain point, you just got to go, get out of here. At one point, honestly, I thought, and Shannon has ruined this because it's true. He doesn't smell. His farts don't smell. They don't. Like his spit don't stink. You know what I mean? I don't understand how. Although he did say he started to eat more protein, so they're slightly smellier than normal.

Yeah.

But that was definitely a wild morning, one of the mornings last week. I had kind of an interesting thing happen to me, and I want to actually see if I could make it illegal. Is there any lawmakers that are listening right now? Do we have any politicians that are listening? I will politically back you. I don't care what your political affiliation is. If you make it highly illegal for somebody to do what they did in the Costco parking lot to me. So I went to Costco. I go there and, yeah, I'm one of those guys that's not saving the earth. I drink a lot of bottled water. And I go get my Ice Mountain waters that I drink here. And you see probably me drinking when we're on the lives. and I've come out with my cart loaded with stuff. I think I might've had like, I don't know, 10 of these pallets of water. Like, you know, and I'm putting them in the back of my car, my Tahoe, and I put it in there and I will say this to you. One thing I am good at is returning the carts to the cart corral. Amen. Because I don't want anybody taking a video or picture of me and sending it to Dave and Chuck the Freak. Honestly, that's part of it for me too. I'm so scared somebody is, like, going to bust me if I don't do it. You're going to hell if you don't return your carts. Plain and simple. That's why I'd like to talk about this, because let me tell you what ended up happening. So I end up taking my stuff, put it in the cart corral, come back to my car, put my back down of my Tahoe, okay? Have it go down. It goes automatically. I get in my cart, and the guy that's next to me in the blue Chevy Equinox is coming out with his cart. And he's got a big cart full of everything. And he puts that cart right behind me. And I don't want to pull out because if I pull out at the moment he's doing this, there is a very good chance that it will startle him or I potentially could hit him. So I was like thinking to myself, you know, I'll just sit here for a little bit. Yeah. And I'll go on my phone for a couple of minutes and let him load up his probably $300 worth of Costco. Because you don't go to Costco and don't spend anything less than $100 at least, right? Bruh. Is that the minimum $100, sir? Oh, $300 is the minimum. If I'm under $200, I feel like I forgot half of my list. And half the stuff that you buy, you never need. Like, you don't need any of that stuff. Like, why do you need a big box of wontons? Because they're good. When are you going to eat that many wontons? So the guy is putting the stuff in the back of his Equinox. He gets done with it. He puts his thing down and then takes his cart and doesn't bring it back to the cart corral. Straight to Joe. He puts it behind my Tahoe. I don't think he understood that I was still in the Tahoe. I think he thought I was inside of the store. And instead of putting it between the cars or in front of the cars, which some people do, and it scratches up cars all the time. And it takes up the parking space. You can't use the parking space then. The guy puts it behind me.

And this is one of those times where I wish that our cars had like the police department's little microphone thing where you go, hey, what are you doing? You know, one of those like speaker systems, because if I had a speaker system or a bullhorn, I would call the card police. I would do the whole, hey, what are you doing, you lazy ass? Why are you not doing this thing? The guy gets in. his car he gets in starts his cart and then looks right at me as i'm standing there with my arms up in the air like that's what i what the hell are you doing and he turns quickly away backs out and leaves i have to get out of my car to go get the cart who's the guy with the magnet that he throws

onto people's cars oh god i don't know who's that wait what's that story there's a guy who films

himself in parking lots the cart no yeah we need that wait is that on like tiktok yeah that was on

youtube for a long time i feel like he's a radio guy too i i i don't understand that like people that don't put the cards it's really not that hard it takes one extra minute it i mean if that

i mean sometimes i do have bad parking and my barking is like way away from the thing and i've had it where i'm like no no i actually have done you know what i did i actually did the whole can i make it in from a distance and i threw it from a distance and watch it roll and then boom going And then I'm like, oh, this is awesome. It's kind of, honestly, it's like throwing a football through a tire, you know?

Okay, Costco carts are the best to put back, by the way. And if you've ever seen me at Costco, I do this every single time. I ride the cart back into the cart corral. Like I'm 10 years old. I get going kind of fast, and then I hop on that thing, and I go ride into the cart corral.

Have you ever had one with a weird tire that all of a sudden goes astray?

Not yet, but I think you just jinxed me. It's not that hard to return your cart.

Imagine the injury that you're going to get one day, God forbid, on one of those carts going through and you hit a pothole in the parking lot.

No, but that's why you do it. The Costco ones are heavier. They are. They're bigger. They don't flip. Lydia, didn't you bust your mom not returning a cart one time?

Yeah, she tried to put it on, like, the side of the grass.

And what did you do?

I moved it.

But Lydia, it's your mom. She's, you know.

So what? She's supposed to act innocent all the time, and, you know, she's supposed to be my example. She's not.

She is, by the way. The funny thing about her is that if I saw her doing it, I'd probably put it away for her because she does come across so innocent, but she seems like the type that would shoplift. Oh, my God. She does. Is she kind of a secret shoplifter every now and again? Do you ever see her go into stores and come out with things she didn't pay for?

No.

Cyan, I do not believe that about you at all. No, I do. My mom would never do that. I believe it. But she did get her karma when an old lady accidentally let her car go in the Target parking lot like three months ago, and it hit and dented my mom's car. Oh, no.

Really?

Oh, yeah.

What did she do? Did she confront her? Did she pull out the crazy side of her?

No, I confronted the lady.

Oh, and you started yelling at her? Yeah. Oh, my God. This poor lady's probably elderly. Is she elderly?

Yeah, she was.

I love how low-key you are right now, too, and you're like, yeah, I went over to her and I confronted her.

I looked at her.

Like if I wasn't telling her, like, you belong in a nursing home. Put that car back.

For those that don't understand, Lydia is Chaldean, and their Chaldean crazy, we call it, side comes out. so there's times where she'll get a little nutty and she'll get a little crazy and it comes out at

times like that i don't like that you said that we call it that you call it that yeah no i do

844 mojo live 844-665-6548 has anybody ever been in a parking lot where somebody actually hit your car with the cart and then they just don't do anything at all like if you ever had that happen and if you did if you were the person that was the offender of that would you do anything Like, if you saw that it caused noticeable damage, are you the type of person that is honest enough to actually maybe write a note and say, hey, I'm sorry, or do you just quickly get the hell out of there? Move your car to a different parking spot so they don't see the marks. What are your thoughts?

Yeah, I don't think anybody's even. Did I ever tell you about the time that I backed up right, and this was at Kroger, too, backed up right into the long line of carts? Thank God the person was at the other end. Oh, my God. It was just right in that, like, sweet spot of where I couldn't, I wasn't seeing, you know, the carts were, like, under the back of my, I backed right into that big line of carts. I felt so bad. I am the worst driver.

This is the reason why Brian Moran says that he will not sell you a big old GMC Denali.

Yeah, a Denali, anything that's bigger than the car I currently drive, I'm not allowed to have.

He said she'll run over people not realizing it.

Yeah, probably.

Abe, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

how's it going guys good morning good morning what's going on not much hey i don't know if you guys heard of them or like if you ever scroll on tiktok have you guys ever heard of the cart

narcs yeah yeah we were just mentioning that just a second ago i wish that those guys were legit

i just i just know now have you ever done your own version of cart narcs yeah no but i fear them i say that right now i'm like i'm always on edge i put the cart i'll be in a really good spot just to leave it in the empty parking spot next to me and i'm looking around like no i'm gonna get caught and the guy's gonna come up to me and start calling me like lazy bones and all that stuff he does yeah stickers at my car yeah but somebody just texted in carton arc

was like just in toledo too so we should truly fear him because he travels so he's actually here and he comes through town he travels i guess and he was just in toledo a few weeks ago

What's up, Erica? Hi.

Hi. So yesterday I was at Sam's Club, and it drives me crazy when people just throw their carts in there, and they're not, like, in order.

Yeah.

And then you can't put your cart in. So yesterday my truck was parked right by the corral, and they had the big flatbeds, and they were all sideways and backwards. So I fixed them all just so I could put my cart in and then get in my truck.

By the way, that is wonderful. You are a nice person. You're a good human. You're going right to heaven for doing stuff like that.

It makes me crazy. I think everyone thought I was crazy, though,

because I was pulling them all out of there. Can I tell you why I'm torn on that? Have you ever gone to get a car and they're stuck together and you feel like the biggest idiot in the world when you can't unhook them?

Yes, I agree. But at the same time, they were everywhere and they were, like, almost hitting my truck. And I'm like, this is insane. Like, how hard is it to put it in there and connect them? No, see, they should be in the corral,

but they shouldn't be connected.

Hey, I was the kid that worked at a grocery store once that had to go get the carts. I did that job for about a week until I realized.

I was going to say, how did I never know this about you?

My two worst jobs ever was a busboy at Hackney's and a cart corral or a Juul. Those were the two worst ever.

I get jealous of the ones that have the automated pusher thing versus the kids who have to bungee cord them together and physically push them.

Do you know what the funny thing is? You ever see those guys and they're going to get the carts and you have your cart standing there and the guy's walking by and you're like, want to give it to him and he's like nah put it in the cart corral he won't take it from you because you're just going to throw off the balance of how many carts he has at that particular moment

uh what's up michelle hi good morning so i work for ships so i'm in and out of the mire all the time and it irks me so bad when i see these people load up their stuff in their car and then put the cart next to their car so i will take that cart as they're getting into their car and put it behind their car so they have to get out again i do it all the time wow that's kind of funny michelle i i love you that that is kind of and i and i watch from inside the door because it takes them

a few minutes to realize what has happened you are you're kind of a cart karen a little bit

aren't you yeah that's okay though because these people are lazy it shouldn't be cart karens it

should just be cart what's a nice name cart vanessa's i don't know cart karen alliterates

what's up chelsea hi hi chelsea good morning for a long time

hold on this is kind of lame without kevin here so chelsea's on the phone

i was just calling in to tell a story about my cart situation so it was a windy day and i was saw a cart like flying across the parking lot so i went to get it and i couldn't get to it in time and it smashed into this lady's car and of course she was in the car when it happened and she was like she got out she was like your cart just hit my car i was like um no ma'am i was actually chasing this cart i couldn't catch it in time and she was so mad at us and my daughter was with me and she was like looking at me like she wanted to like kick my ass i was like no i didn't do it

But she, you know what, that's the problem with being nice is that you get blamed then for somebody's, you know, leaving the cart out there. Jenna just had a thing happen to her 20 minutes ago. Is that right, Jenna?

Yes, in Grozeal, Michigan. What? What happened? On the island? In Kroger. Anyway, I pull in, getting out of my cart to do my, you know, early morning grocery shopping. Lady was coming in, shoved her cart in the basket, like you were saying, Mojo. Yeah. Shoved her cart, and it went sliding in there. And instead of going in, it hit my vehicle.

Oh, no.

And then as we were walking out, she hit me. Oh, my God. With her car?

Oh, my God.

With her vehicle. Yeah. Oh, Jesus. I hate to say this, but. And then she yelled at me.

Did she stop, and did you guys call the police?

For being in the way. no she hit my my daughter about from her neck oh my if you weren't 90 years old i'd kick your

they should take away yelling at me they should take away licenses of these old ladies and you should not be allowed to push carts around a shopping center around a kroger license for

that and we can revoke your cart license if you don't put your cart away yeah you're that lady

is too old to be pushing carts and going to Kroger this early in the morning, although that's a perfect time for her to go. What are you doing there so early in the morning, Jenna? Lisa says, and she's going to get a big boo on this one. What's that, Lisa?

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. I never put my carts away. Oh.

I want to hear your reasoning

for why.

No, no, I'm a mom, okay, and I have small kids.

and there's nothing more frustrating than when you have multiple children and especially a little one with you and there's never carts around they're all in the corral sometimes i can't find the parking spot it's close what do you mean that's where they're supposed to be in the corral or in the front of the store i understand but when you have multiple children or crazy bitch

carrier it is i i agree with you there it is tough when you've got multiple car seats whatever strollers but that's when you do park you just try to park right by the corral so you don't have to leave them in the car by themselves you know you can keep an eye but also like all these parts

that are quarter i always leave those out for people because sometimes okay if you have if you

have to pay for the carts like at aldi which i think still think is stupid that's their way of trying to get you to you know to put their carts away it works but i i think that that's fine but Put your carts away, Lisa.

That's like my good deed. That's not a good deed, Lisa. That's not a good deed. That's the opposite of good deed.

That's a bad deed. Have a great day, guys. You too. All right, take care of yourself. She's like, I cannot get off the phone fast enough with them.

Hey, congratulations. Somebody famous now hates you.

Sunshine.

Goodbye, winter blues. Hello, spring allergies. This is Mojo in the Morning. I saw this on the news, and I was, like, shocked by it. But this is happening. There's been a string of DoorDash driver thefts, including one driver that actually, I guess, in Ferndale, Michigan, was killed in a DoorDash road rage situation. But this story that I want to talk about right now, this is a trending story this morning. Two teens charged in the carjacking of a DoorDash driver in Southfield. According to the Oakland County prosecutor, these 17- and 18-year-olds have been charged with carjacking and carrying a concealed weapon. I guess the driver was driving a 2023 Dodge Charger, was in the middle of a delivery, left the car running, and these guys ended up going up and stealing the car and taking the car at gunpoint from the driver. News Detroit update. Hold on. I'll hear you.

Good morning. I'm Lauren Winfrey. Here's a look at the top stories making news this Friday morning. The man accused of killing a missing mother from Warren will be back in court this morning. That's not that story. Hold on. DeAndre Booker.

Where's the story at? all right hold on a second hold on hold on where's the door dash story i don't want to hear the whole news what are you doing there oh oh it's not even in the story cbs i'm never using your guys's audio

ever again i didn't i didn't realize or think about ever how easy it would be to because you could go to any restaurant you go to chipotle you know which ones are the door dash drivers yeah you follow them to wherever they're going because you know that at some point they are going to be leaving their vehicle as they get out and go deliver you know the order in a lot of times

you know they'll just run up to the front door of houses but a lot of times they'll go into apartment complexes and do the same exact thing uh one of the defendants is said to have threatened the victim with the gun uh officials say that the teens were taken into custody after a little bit of a police chase actually they were driving over 100 miles an hour on the highway and then they

finally got uh they got picked up i thought we weren't doing police chases anymore uh well if

If you're somebody that gets carjacked, I think that they're driving in the actual stolen vehicle. Maybe they're going after them still. I don't know. I've always thought that they should just put them on television like they do in California because they're huge ratings.

Yeah, just put a helicopter up.

Has any DoorDash drivers ever had this happen to you? Have you ever had somebody rip you off like this or steal from you? I would think that, like Shannon said, that that would be a very common thing to do because you're just leaving your car just kind of sitting there.

Yeah. We're pizza drivers. Yeah, same thing.

Back in the day, yeah.

But I would assume pizza drivers are carrying more cash on them. I would assume like all of the app delivery drivers get tipped through the app at least. But it's not even about that. It's about just easily being able to take the vehicle because I'm sure the keys are still in the car.

Right. Yeah. I love the people though that just leave their car running when they go run into say a 7-Eleven or, you know.

I am guilty of doing this when I run into the dry cleaner. Do you know? If it's cold. Really? Yes. Now, to be very, very fair, I can see, I'm like, I can, I can see my car the entire time. I run in, I grab my stuff. They, I don't even hand over my credit card. They have it on file. So it takes all of about 20 seconds, which I understand somebody could still steal my car. I'm dumb.

Somebody told me that this happens at gas stations too, where people will get out, fill up their gas tank. And if you drive a non-American car, you're driving like one of those fancy schmancy,

like Mercedes Benzes that they're Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes, Mercedes.

I'm on pain pills this morning. I'll explain why I'm coming up this morning. It is the best story. Please do not leave the show until you hear this. But as far as when you're filling up your gas tank on those European vehicles, your gas pump is on the left side of the vehicle. And so a lot of times the...

they'll come in and they'll enter in through the driver's side door knowing that you're on the other side, knowing you left the keys in the car. And they say that that has been a big deal where people are ripping off cars and stealing cars. It's kind of crazy. I always worry, like my fear is getting carjacked. I don't know why that is, but I have that like really weird fear of getting carjacked. And I'm stuck in the car because if you're ever trying to see me get out of a car, it takes me. You do the rock. I do. Like I got to get out. It's like it never happens fast enough for me like i would love to just give them the car can i tell you something

every single morning because i don't park in my garage my my garage is currently home to a gym thanks to my sweet husband so i don't ever park in my garage i park in my driveway and when we when i go out to my car in the morning there is it is a thing where i i have a routine of i get in my car and the very first thing i do is lock my door before i arrange my purse my coffee you know turn on the radio station to whatever i want to be listening to like i lock my door so quickly because i'm so scared that somebody is going to come in to my car do you ever look under your car

too i don't i do oh my god i always feel like somebody's gonna grab my feet i do i check every window and then i get in the car uh 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 getting ghosted sucks second date update is at 820 on mojo in the morning all right uh we're gonna give you a chance to win right now uh it's a find the fob so call 844 mojo live be the 95th caller and you could be winning a brand new chevy or 25 000 cash is from moran automotive 844 mojo live hi eliza Hello. Hey, we're talking about door dashers getting carjacked and the story that's crazy this morning that's out about these two door dashers that carjacked or two teenagers that door dashed a, Jesus, two teens that carjacked a door dash driver. There you go. Thank you. All right. Sorry about that. What's going on?

So I actually work in the emergency department. And this happened outside of our hospital. There was a door dasher that came and brought, like, fast food for one of the nurses. And they got out of their car. And their kids were in the car. And one of the patients, like one of our psych patients, came and took the car. Oh, my gosh. And, like, just told her kids to get out of the car. Oh, God.

Wow. Wow, that's insane. By the way, you know what's interesting about that whole story? You work at a hospital, and people who are hospital workers order fast food. That makes me feel better about myself. Like, do you ever feel like you can't eat certain things because you work at a hospital in the ER?

No, everybody eats fast food. Nobody eats anything other than that. I like it.

I want my doctors and nurses happy, and it puts a smile on your face. I don't care if your arteries are clogged, as long as they don't get clogged while you're working on me. But that's nuts, though, that the psych patient jumped into the car. You've got to be careful. If you're a DoorDash driver, don't be leaving your car running. It's Mojo in the Morning.

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All right, Shana, what you got trending this hour?

You could not pay me to do this. I would not do it for free. But these ladies are all excited Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin will launch its 11th crewed flight today with Katy Perry strapping into the space capsule alongside five other passengers, and yes, all of them women. Did you see the, I want to say outfits, because they don't look like astronauts. Really? It's like a cross between Elvis and something you'd see on the runway. Do we think Katy's going to drop a song up there? Oh, gosh, I don't know. So here's the thing. Well, let me tell you who's on board first. CBS Mornings co-host Gail King, A bioastronautics research scientist named Amanda Jen, STEM board CEO, former NASA rocket scientist and Washtenaw Community College alum Aisha Bowe. There's a filmmaker named Carrie Ann Flynn on there. And the mission leader is Lauren Sanchez, the fiance, of course, of Jeff Bezos, who owns Origin. But they're going to launch the crew from the company's launch site one in Texas. it's gonna basically only be up in space for a total of about 11 minutes four minutes of weightlessness is what they'll experience and then they're gonna come back down they did this

thing i remember not that long ago michael strahan was one of the guys that are on there and william shatner was on there too which was wild because of uh you know his star track days to me i think it's really cool space is cool like i like the fact that we're starting to see like space happening again? No. Because when I was a little kid, I wanted to be an astronaut.

I agree with you. I would be way too terrified to do it. But this one's nothing.

Like, this isn't going up to the space.

station these guys are basically like 62 miles above the earth i think is what it is yes i don't

think that this is space i'll fight anybody who says that she's dropping a song up there i bet it's about girl power and i bet they're gonna film it which is why we have a filmmaker and we're gonna have all these famous people up there but like no there are two things we don't need to explore space in the ocean it's scary we don't know what's going on don't mess with it we don't

need to do it although i will tell you this after last week's helicopter crash that took place in new york i ain't going up in a helicopter anymore i think i've ruled helicopters out and i've been up in them a few times they're kind of fun to be but i don't know uh oh you know i want gail king

because gail king has been talking about how she has been preparing for this mission first thing

i'm going to do is find a place to meditate at katy perry suggestion she uh she said you should connect yourself with bob roth which i did so i've been doing meditation i tried it before it didn't work for me, but I'm really leaning in. I'm going to do that today. I've got my mantra and everything.

You know what you need to do, Gail? Get some ratings on that TV show. Did you see the ratings for the CBS morning show? They're talking about getting rid of all the morning news stuff on CBS because their ratings are so bad.

All right, at Coachella this weekend, Coachella's very first weekend out of two featured everybody from Gaga who got rave reviews, by the way, for her set. Travis Scott, Megan Thee Stallion, Post Malone, Charlie X CX, Benson Boone.

This is Benson Boone.

Oh, look what he's doing. A little Bohemian Rhapsody with the original guitarist of Queen, the legendary Brian May. Love Brian May. 95% of the people in the crowd did not know that it was the Brian May. And Benson Boone was pissed, bro. And got on TikTok afterward to roast the crowd to say, you gave him such a lukewarm reception. And this is like the legendary Brian May.

The Coachella crowd sucked. Gaga's crowd was so quiet. And I got to tell you, Beyonce's Homecoming was the best Coachella set of all time. I watch it regularly a couple of times a month. Like that is an amazing, amazing Coachella set. And I think this Gaga mayhem rivals it. Like, these are the two best Coachella performances of all time, and the crowd sucked.

So I heard that about Gaga. Everybody kept raving about Gaga. There was also a big group of people that said her set was entirely satanic. No, it was not. And they're going to cancel her. So mixed reviews, but more so amazing reviews for her set.

For anybody who thinks it was satanic, can you give me an explanation quickly? Other than it was red. Because the only satanic part was that it was red at the beginning.

Yeah, I don't know.

That's literally, nobody can give you a reason other than, well, she was wearing red and the lights were red and it was red.

Yeah. Well, some other controversy coming out of Coachella. And this is nothing new. I don't know why people just don't expect this at this point. Coachella attendees going viral on social media for complaining about how expensive the food there is yet again this year. One woman, excuse me, sharing on TikTok that her taco, nachos, and lemonades for two people, her bill was $102. Which is asinine. Okay, but that's every year.

And I don't know if you saw the prices of the food at the Masters. The prices of the food at the Masters is rock bottom. It's like a bottle of water is like two bucks.

Yeah.

And to buy a sandwich is $5.

Did you see the merch tent, though? People were spending $2,000 on merch. Oh, yeah. That's a big thing. That's insane.

Did you see what they do with the merch tent? Uh-uh. You buy it, and they have UPS there to UPS it all back to. That's nice. That's so smart. So you don't have to take it.

I buy more then, see? And Post Malone is going country again. While speaking about how kind the Nashville community has been since he started working on his album F1 Trillion, he said every time he gets together with his crew out there, which includes his friends and fellow artists like Ernest, Hardy, Thomas Rhett, he said, we just sit and we have fun and we talk and we make music. And he said he's already done two trips to Nashville for the project that he's currently undertaking and has already made 35 brand new songs. So expect some new country music.

Country radio also embraces that more. Yeah, I don't blame these guys. I think it's great.

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Coming up here in a second Shannon says you cannot do it solo So she's going to talk about that Anthony, first, we're going to get you in for our Find the Fob Congratulations, buddy Thank you, thank you, first time, long time Hey, hold on Shannon beat Kevin on this one Anthony

I'm so not as good, but I tried

Kevin's taking

Thank you.

a couple of days off here.

I like it.

You know, last week we were talking and I was pointing out everybody who's driving cars with, you know, 100,000 plus miles on it. And Kevin said to me, he goes, that ain't nothing. He goes, I got a friend of mine who's got a car with 200,000 miles. I'm like, a car can go 200,000 miles? You beat that, Anthony. How many miles do you have on your Chrysler Pacifica? 200

or 411,000 miles.

I have never in my life heard $400,000. My dad sends me the text all the time, $310,000 on his car.

That's a commercial for the freaking Pacifica. I guarantee you that engine's not the original, though. There's no way. It is. The original engine, everything in it. How can Chrysler make a Pacifica with 400,000 miles, but my Jeep got recalled like five or six times when I had it? That's craziness.

Oh, I had to fix a lot of stuff on it. I had to fix so many things on it. So, yeah, so it's still running, though. I just got it fixed, and I just got it back, so I'm driving it again.

All right, well, you're in the running for a brand-new Chevy from Moran Chevrolet. May the 2nd is when we're going to do Find the Fob. If you can find that Fob in one of those cars on that lot, you get to drive it home, or we'll write you a check for $25,000. Oh, my gosh, I'm going to find it. Hang on one second, Anthony. It's good to talk to you, buddy. It's good meeting you guys. Good talking to you, too. Hang on one second. Mojo on the Morning, Home of the War of the Roses, second date update, and the Dirty on the 30. Shannon says you cannot do this alone. Do you agree or disagree?

Friday night, Lucy had her 11th birthday party with all of her friends from school at a local bowling alley, okay? And so we walk into the bowling alley. It was just me and Lucent Smith at this point before all of the girls arrived, and we started to set up. I had two lanes next to each other, and then there's, you know, booths or whatever that I put some goodie bags and I got matching hats for all the girls whatever I'm setting this up and there is a guy who is in the lane to the right of us and he's very chatty with me um nice guy but I noticed he was by himself and I thought oh he's probably waiting for his team or family friends whatever to come as well oh no the birthday party starts and we were there for two hours and this guy was there solo the entire time that we were there just bowling against himself and i thought there are there are a lot of activities you can do solo i feel like bowling is not one

of them that is kind of an awkward thing huh especially when you're next to a kid's birthday

party well i mean he didn't know that when he when he booked his lane i'm sure because he was arriving there at the same time that we did but i just thought it was kind of he was probably

early to mid 40s all right so there's a lot of bowlers that listen to this radio show we're in you know michigan we broadcast out of michigan we got michigan ohio probably two places that bowl the most right can you go and just bowl by yourself like there are rules yeah there are rules

You have to be 65-plus.

Really?

It has to be after 5 p.m.

No, it's got to be before 5.

Okay, all right. No, no, no, no. After 5.

Nighttime bowling. You can't bowl at nighttime by yourself. Yes, you can. It's like a noon thing.

No, because noon you should be out grocery shopping or at Lowe's. But then when 5 o'clock rolls around, that's when you go to the bowling alley.

Yeah?

But you have to be 65-plus.

Let's bring our official bowling correspondent. Oh, yeah, give us a second. He is the co-captain, because Don is the captain, of the Mojo Bowling team. Please welcome Zach to the show, right? Am I right, Zach? Hi, Zach. Zach, can you bowl by yourself? You don't ever go bowling by yourself, do you?

I kind of agree with Shannon and Megan. Yeah, I don't go unless, you know, you're 55 plus. And I'm the worst bowler on the team, so maybe that will explain why. You should be going more often by yourself. But I just feel weird. I don't have my own ball either. like you take out your own it's just like an awkward situation i feel like a bowling is a

very social event also wouldn't your arm get so tired if you were just constantly the one yeah

you're not you know rolling the ball no you gotta be a winner i will say that the finals are coming

up in every bowling league okay so maybe he was practicing we were there at 5 30 to be fair it

was early on a friday night and they didn't want to see all the onions come in and check him out But he happened to probably still bowl.

At what point do they shut the lights off and it becomes rock? Well, bowling. Yeah.

It was 6 p.m. at this bowling alley.

Did he stay or did he leave before that happened?

He was there. He was there, actually, I want to say we got done at 7.30. He was probably there until about 7.

Interesting. Yeah. Ruba. What's up, Ruba?

I was just saying about the whole bowler. I mean, he could be in competitive bowling. So, go.

practice by yourself i've seen it a lot actually where they just go they're practicing for the

league okay so competitive bowlers like to just do um you know five o'clock in the evening

you know practicing i mean hey you never know if he had nothing to do might as well get him to

a few lanes i'm a golfer and they have obviously the practice range where you can go practice and hit balls why don't they have like a practice range at a bowling alley great question like carol's golf lane has for golf what's going on brett hi hi i go bowling by myself at least 12

times a year it is yes um i get ready for cities and states i'll see where the bowling alley is at and i will actually take a drive like last year it was in detroit i took a drive to detroit for a whole weekend just to bowl on the lane yeah for states interesting do you feel weird if there's a

group of 10, 11-year-olds next to you having a birthday party?

No, because honestly, it's no different than bowling in front of thousands of people at the bowling alley waiting to see how you do for your side pots and everything. Thousands?

Listen to the clapping. Thousands? That's what Shannon sounds like when she claps. It sounds like you're walking.

I'm not clapping for the rest of the show.

It is better to practice in the afternoon like around 4 or 5 o'clock because the lanes are worn down like how they are for tournaments so it's a lot better to practice on.

So they're faster. They go a little faster than you're saying.

No. There's less oil.

Less oils. Oh, okay. All right. Well, there's a bowler telling us. Rodney, what's up, Rodney? Hi.

Yeah. Strike. Yeah, bowling. People got a fuzzy bowling so a lot of people go by the field. Hold on.

Are you speaking in the right end of your phone? Are you speaking in a bowling ball right now? I can't understand you. Say that again, Rodney. I'm saying all bowlers practice by themselves. Okay, so real bowlers practice by themselves. So that was actually a real bowler. Shannon, did he have the...

I honestly had no idea. Did he have the wrist guards on and all that stuff? I don't think so.

Did he have his own ball?

I didn't know it. I was trying to watch 10 little girls, okay?

Did he look like a member of the Mojo bowling team? Was it Don? Are we sure it wasn't Don? Don, by the way, texted me results of the bowling league all the time since we are the official sponsors of your bowling league. I'm going to try to get out there this week. It's Tuesday night, right?

Yep, it's Tuesday night, and we're in first place.

Where's it at, by the way?

Hartfield Lanes in Berkeley.

So Hartfield Lanes in Berkeley, if anybody wants to go up there and cheer on the Mojo Bowling team, you can get over there with Zach here.

Yeah, 7 p.m.

Hold on. Shay, what's up? You're a bartender at a bowling alley?

I was, yeah. um in allen park a big one and they do a lot of tournaments it was a tournament guy 100 he was practicing getting ready like uh what was that movie the big lebowski yeah like that yeah like

that you know that's that serious that bowling alley that you were at was a legendary bowling alley they used to have uh bowling on espn there yeah that's good place they'll do sometimes they still do sometimes what if the guy goes and gets him his own pitcher of beer can a guy drink his own pitcher of beer when he's by himself on a bowling alley?

Yeah, they do. That's a lot of

beer to drink by yourself, though.

It is a lot of beer. Well, what is it, like three or four? But what's more embarrassing, ordering six beers or ordering a pitcher?

Oh, this place has the big, tall, what are those called? Do you know what I'm talking about? The towers? Yeah, the tower with the L tap at the bottom.

There's a limit on what you can serve, though. I couldn't give a guy like six beers. I could give him a pitcher. That doesn't make any sense, but I couldn't, like, give them six beers. I'd be in trouble.

Okay. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. If you wanted to, maybe Lucy had an extra, like, birthday bag. Do they still give goodie bags at birthday parties?

He did make a comment about, because the girls made candy salad. This is, like, a big thing. And then they each filled bags with the candy salad that they made. And so he was very inquisitive about all of this candy. And I almost offered him one, but I didn't.

Would you like some candy? I always love when there's kid parties at places that I'm at and they have leftover fun foods and things like that. Or a birthday cake they will offer you. That's cool.

Maybe he didn't call his wife to check in while on your date, but something isn't right. Second date update is after 8 this morning on Mojo in the Morning.

Coming up here next on the Mojo in the Morning show, we'll announce Mojo Gives You a Baby 2025. That's coming. So if you're looking to win a baby from Mojo in the Morning, we're going to give away another, or IVF, actually. The other thing, too, is I've got to tell you guys about the worst drunk injury that you could possibly ever get, and it came on Dad's Weekend up at Michigan State with Luke. So I'll do that in just a second, too. It's Mojo in the Morning. Megan is back after being sick, and she's—here, hold on. Let me get the golf.

applause here for one second or the bowling applause here from this good to have you back

that is uncomfortable to listen to it sounds like popping like uh do you remember those little toys that had the springs in them that you would like suction cup to the table and they would like pop

up um good your voice sounds way better than it did the week that you were sick because you sounded just horrendous that day uh hold on let me play for uh for you this is this is what megan sounded

Like, here's an example of what my voice sounds like. It's so bad. It's so bad. How am I getting sicker?

Listen to that voice.

You sound like the girl or the lady from Monsters, Inc. Mike Wazowski.

Wazowski, you didn't file your paperwork last night.

Oh, my God. Spot on. That's truly what I sounded like. the best part about all this was i went to the doctor and uh she was like do you need a note for your doctor or for your boss and i said yes and i called up tony i was like i don't know where to submit a letter he's like you don't need to submit a letter i hear it i've never submitted a note we need doctor's notes here i thought because i had been out for two days and then back and then out and like i didn't know how it worked i thought everybody thought i was faking it so i was calling everybody to kind of prove that I wasn't faking it but man I was just unbelievably sick for most

of my vacation I was sick as well. Was there anything good that came out of you being sick like did you get rest because I wondered about you just like resting and being able to get some sleep and sleeping in a little bit sometimes that actually you need that. Thankfully I did get a lot

of rest but I got so off schedule it wasn't even funny like I was staying up till five o'clock in the morning um was sleeping in until one in the afternoon and then one day I literally slept everything but three hours like I just felt like I was not functioning as a human being it's weird

when you get more sleep you almost kind of screw up uh yourself a little bit from that yeah from doing uh you had a bunch of stuff that you had to do over this time I know you were helping a family member move didn't you also have a court case or something like that this was not fun

Everybody was like, oh, Megan's taking off. Like, what is she up to? I was like, nothing fun. I had court at some point. But I sounded like that voice clip that we played at the beginning when I had court, right?

But here's an example of what my voice sounds like to have to go to court.

Were you at court like that?

Yeah, so I was super sick. And I had to get up, and I had to get dressed and do my hair and makeup. But thankfully, it was on a Zoom. So I got dressed from waist up. Love that. Looked super nice from the waist up. was not looking good from the waist down but I'm sitting in my uh living room and they had rules about like what could be behind you I was terrified I didn't know what was going on and um court starts right which by the way was an hour later than they told me so I'm sitting there for an hour just in this waiting room of the zoom call and the zoom call starts and this is what the woman running it was like if you do not follow the rules i will kick you out listen up or you will be out of this court and you will have to pay for everything not my problem and my butthole puckers because i realized that all of the paperwork that i need is out in my car and i'm on my laptop so i have to hot spot my laptop from my phone and i am running through the streets of downtown detroit dressed homeless from the bottom down in a button-up shirt for the top up with my hair and makeup done and i my parking garage is blocks from my apartment and so i'm literally running past construction workers and all the guys working out at the hotel gym and like all of the security people and people going into work and all of the people running to go get coffee because they started work early i would be sweating if you get knocked off of that thing they think you're they think that you left you're screwed and the whole time i'm like please please hotspot correctly please and i people are laughing at me in the zoom call because you can see behind me i'm running you left your video up you have to or they'll kick you out oh really so i'm literally you can see the panic look in my face and i'm running and she's booting people left and right and she's yelling at people and she's mean and i'm terrified and so i'm like and i don't know what order i'm getting called in i don't know if i'm next and i'm not getting to my car or if i'm last in line and I've got another hour before I'm gonna be seen so I'm now because I'm sick sweating she's yelling at everybody people are giving me weird looks in public I get up to my car and she calls my name I get all the paperwork and she goes all right uh Miss Mick it is your turn show me your paperwork and I was like hi good morning sounding like Mike Wazowski here's

an example of what my voice sounds like.

This woman, she flips her entire script. She went, oh, my God, you sweet darling, what's wrong? And I was like, ka-ching, baby. This has never worked in my favor, but I got the sympathy card. I was like, I'm really sick. I'm so sorry. She's like, oh, we could have raised. I'm so sorry you had to get up for this. You're fine. Everything's dismissed. Oh, my gosh. in the zoom call looked at me and i i'm surprised nobody raised a middle finger because all of them were like are you kidding me i saw somebody grab a box of tissues and i was like oh you're gonna play with this so that was it you're done kicked me right out and said you don't have to pay for anything everything's dismissed what was this over again my tags being expired that's right

Okay. It was my fault.

I will acknowledge I messed up. I totally messed up. I was surprised that I was forced to go to court, but it is required in the state of Michigan that if your tags are expired, you can't just pay the ticket. That's what I wanted to do. I got new tags 24 hours later, just wanted to pay the ticket.

They won't let you. They used to let you just go to the police station and show that you did. Like they'd give you a warning and say within, you know, 72 hours, you need to go to the police station. Yeah, that's crazy.

So this is a word of warning or word of, I guess, I don't know, a hack, a life hack. If you are not feeling well, have a court date when you're not feeling well. You might actually get a sympathetic judge.

Or just start working on your laryngitis voice right now.

Yeah, that's pretty crazy. It's funny that you would think that the judge, you know, would have been past that whole thing. But all I kept picturing you running to the parking garage is the video of that guy, remember, in, like, Washtenaw County or whatever, that was in his car driving when his license was expired. Excuse me, are you driving right now? It's like, what the hell are you doing, you big dummy? And then Megan's out there. They're going to be like, what are you doing? You know what they're going to think? They're going to think that you're working the streets. Look at you running out on the streets, hanging out.

It was the scariest thing of my life. By the time she got to you, were you just sitting in your car to do the call?

Oh, no, I was. My laptop was sitting in my passenger seat, digging through my glove box, just digging through a million papers. She calls my name. My head pops up. I literally am shocked that I did not have snot running down my face.

So you did the call from your car?

From my parking garage. I was standing in the parking. So I was sitting in my living room, this beautiful backdrop. It was super simple, looked super professional, and I had my crap together. And by the time I ended up there, I was like, please don't have snot drip out of your nose while you're talking. Like, kind of sweaty because I can't regulate my body temperature. Hacking up, coughing tissues in my head. What? It was a mess. An absolute mess.

Why are the courts still doing virtual things? Like, that was just a COVID thing that they did. Now it's like they're loving this thing, huh? They like to do it?

That's a really good question. Especially in something like this, and I go back to, it's an easy fix. Put your, she already had her tags. Just show up and show them. Put your tags on your car and go to the police station and be done with the dang thing.

What's up, Terry? Hi.

Hi.

So, a few years ago, three days after my birthday, I got pulled over for my tabs being expired. Just three days. I thought I had it until the end of the month. Apparently, you don't. But I just had to go to the city court building, show proof of my tabs, and pay my $65.

And that was it. Yeah.

Yeah. That's nice.

By the way, I thought you had the whole month to go back. So, this is news to me.

Wait, do you have to have it paid by the beginning of the month?

By your birthday.

Oh, it's by your birthday.

Yeah, that's interesting. I didn't know that either. That's kind of wild. All right, thank you for the call. I appreciate it, Tara. You're welcome. Happy to have Megan with her voice back on the show this morning.

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Live. mojo let me take that back to the beginning this is it all right are you ready you're listening to

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let's go megan say hi to all the guys hello boys there you go good i hate you I hate you.

All right, it is Mojo in the morning. We've got a big announcement about Mojo Gives You a Baby. I'll tell you about that coming up here in a second. Also on the way this hour on the show, want to get the worst drunk injury ever, okay? Because I had a drunk injury this weekend. It was bad, and I'll explain coming up in a second. Shannon with probably one of the greatest stories you'll hear.

all day today and we'll title it I had a dream second date update why are you not getting a call back and find the fob all coming up this hour on this show so your chance to listen and win a brand new car a brand new Chevy from Moran Automotive coming up here this hour in 25 minutes right now it is time to announce Mojo gives you a baby an annual tradition that we do just before Mother's so that we can make you a mom and we can help your expanding family. We want to be able to help alleviate some of the costs that IVF might bring. If you're somebody that has struggled to have a child, IVF Michigan and the Ohio Fertility Centers and Dr. Shama and the entire crew are with us again to give you a chance to win. We're going to pick three winners. Mojo gives you a baby just like we've done in years past where all you have to do is enter to win to try to become, I guess, maybe one of the, I don't know how many babies we have now. We got too many babies, don't we?

We have a lot of them. I had to think about this for a second. We started doing the contest in 2013 because I was having Lucy when our first baby, his name was Camden, was born in 2014. So this is our 22nd year of doing this. Is that right? Does that sound right to you?

You know what? I think that, yeah, it could be, yeah, or maybe it's not, not 22nd year, no, it's not 22nd year, 2014 is 12 or 15 or something like that, we've had lots of multiples, we've had lots of multiples that have been born by people, we've also given away, you know, three families every single year, Mojo gives you a baby, go enter right now, submit your entry at mojointhemorning.com and tell us why you want to be the winner this year and we'll get you uh in here and we'll have Dr. Shama award you I will say this to you that if anybody can do it he can do it and uh Dr. Shama every year just amazes us with uh putting joy on a lot of people's faces

he is so passionate about the work that he does and everybody that I've ever sent Dr. Shama's way says that exact same thing without me saying it first like he just he loves the work he does he he is just so dedicated to making people parents and he's a great guy he's a great guy his staff

is great they treat you awesome so again mojo on the morning.com and if you know somebody that has been struggling a lot of times people won't even talk about it because they're so uh embarrassed about the fact that they feel like that's something that is uh that they're less than and I don't understand why that is because we're seeing it more and more these days and I think that it's good that the community come together and just say hey we're going to support you and hey I don't know if you heard Mojo in the morning talking about this today so more on that coming up here in just a little bit it's Mojo in the morning show this weekend was dad's weekend in East Lansing this was my second dad's weekend that I've been to last year I thought It couldn't get any worse than that one. What happened last year? Last year, we all got drunk. We do not know how to control ourselves because we think that we as men can keep up with our fraternity sons and we can drink like they drink. We don't understand. They do this five to six days, if not seven days a week. And we usually maybe go out and have drinks like once a week.

Is there so much peer pressure from the sons to the dads?

It's not even so much that. It's the dads wanting to relive either what they didn't get to experience, like me, because I didn't go to a college like Michigan State, or they're reliving their college life. Like, I met so many great dads this year. Actually, I expanded the roster of the Theta Chi dads. It could be, honestly, the greatest group of guys. And I will say this to Michigan State, and I know that Theta Chi's kind of got its, they've had their share of fun on campus. Those kids are great kids. And they're all going to be graduating from that school and doing that school proud with the things that they do because they're honestly, they're all high achievers, especially when it comes to drinking. And I got so drunk and I'm going to tell you my story here. And then when I tell my story, I want you to share yours. I want to hear the worst drunk injury you ever got because later this morning or maybe early afternoon, I'm hoping that Lauren or somebody over at Michigan orthopedic surgeons can get me in to get an x-ray or. an MRI because I literally fell on the stairs outside of Harper's the bar there and I missed I think stair number three and fell down eight plus flights or stairs down the thing and tumbled down um actually not tumbled slid on my back so i so i did like a it was like a luge like a bobsled sliding down the thing and luke said it was the most amazing thing ever because he was right in front of me so he he kind of ran out i was trying to keep up with him because he was like running fast like hey let's get back to the hotel like he wanted to go back to where i was staying at the hotel and then charge his phone and get ready for a later part of the night I missed a step. I couldn't feel my feet. And I slid all the way down and tumbled all the way down to the point that I was on my back. And then I screwed up something in my left shoulder here right now.

Stop it. These are the front stairs, right?

Yes. I put a picture in our prep for you guys so you could see the stairs because I went and took a picture of the scene of the crime.

Dude, just so you are aware, too, and obviously you can't see this unless you're watching the live stream, You have not moved your left arm very much at all. And for most of the show, you've had a huge ice pack on that shoulder.

So I Googled it, just like Harper's, because I've never been there. And I know this happens all the time because they have yellow and black caution tape on the stairs. This must happen all the time.

The funniest part of the whole thing was, as I'm falling down the stairs, what is up with your kids laughing at you? Lydia, I'm going to give you Luke's number. I hope he'll answer the phone. but what is he better answer after the weekend that I did for him um what is up with when you fall down as a parent your children will laugh at you they just sit there and they're laughing hysterically and at first I think he was kind of concerned worried that I you know might have been dead and then when he saw that I popped up like a gymnast okay well that's looking for my 10.0 he starts cracking up laughing and I'm going to tell you guys it was pure adrenaline and embarrassment that that happened because I literally can't pop up right now

what does your back look like I can't show you the full thing

because it runs down my butt crack but can you see this

holy god I did not expect that oh my god oh my god oh my god that's bad oh my god

that's my back right there

I would go to the doctor for that. Where's the camera? I think you should go to the hospital. Holy God, that actually makes me want to cry.

That looks like it. Let me get my butt crack out of there. Oh, my gosh. Can you see that? That's it. Lydia. How are you sitting?

Doesn't that hurt?

It's tough. I'm like riding a horse, basically, trying to keep my legs spread out. Are you on drugs?

Because if I had that, I would have to be on drugs.

Motrin. Dr. Warner, I called Dr. Warner up, and Dr. Warner's like, you may need pain pills. I go, I can't do it. i can't put any more chemicals in this body after the chemicals i put in on uh on saturday night

that's like propofol level injury is it it's the weirdest part the weirdest part is with my arm

this is about as high as i can go if unless i go oh my god and try to stretch it but this back hurts me like really bad um the here's okay the first funniest thing was me popping up like a gymnast and luke laughing the second funniest thing was when somebody screamed up top dog law which i then corrected them and said david feminino

so oh my god that's actually horrific it was bad oh yeah it was not good that's not even like

like your entire back is purple it's bad yeah it's really bad it hurts so i gotta hold on got

my ice pack over here dude think about this for a second aside from your heart surgery because that was obviously you know if you have to have surgery for this you had to have surgery because you screwed up changing a tire and you might have to have surgery again because you fell

downstairs because you were too drunk oh my god i know these are epic stories i'm not aging gracefully this is not good i'm gonna put that on my back that's so bad i'm sorry i was not

expecting that i'm gonna be real honest i thought you were gonna be like you got sympathy for me

a little bit i hope you do i think i i i'm not a doctor but i i think i tore a rotator cuff or something i think there's something in my in my uh in my shoulder is it your full butt cheek too It is, no, it's kind of like right on the, oh, stop it, bitch. I just dropped it. It is, it started off as just a little thing, and then now it's spread out. Yeah. So I just hope that I'm not, like, dying internally.

I hope I check that out, too. Yeah, your pelvis.

I hope I'm, if I'm dying internally, I love everybody. I love my wife. I love my kids. And, Luke, I will tell you that that place better be called Mojo's instead of Harper's because I'm suing and I hope my family's suing. Is there a way I can get somebody at Harper's to get me the video of that?

Please. Oh, my God. I want to know. Please.

Ugh. All right, I want to know your worst drunk injury. Dani, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi. Good morning, everybody. Good morning, Dani.

Good morning, Dani. What's your worst drunk injury?

It was kind of like yours, but I was at a bar, and I was leaving the bar, and they had just like a little step that I didn't even notice. So I completely missed it. I did a somersault. It was summer. I scraped my knee. I scraped my elbow. I was bleeding all over, and I even fractured my pinky. Oh, my God.

And this is, what were you drinking, by the way? What was the, was it tequila?

Oh, heavens no. Probably Tito's and Miller Lite.

Oh, combining them together, you're probably the worst hangover, too.

What were you drinking, by the way?

I was drinking lots of bourbon. I ended up bringing a bunch of booze up for the dads, and I think I had way too much. I didn't drink one drink, I don't think, at Harper's, because I drank so much at the frat house. Melissa, hi. What was your drunk injury?

Good morning, everyone. Good morning. My drunk injury was with my husband. We were at my sister's house just having like a normal barbecue with family. And, of course, I decided to mix Miller Lite and Tito's as well. Is this a thing? I don't know. I don't know. I'd wanted vodka, but then I liked beer. Yeah. So I thought I was like a gymnast and a cheerleader and then a wrestler. So I decided, oh, we're going to wrestle. And I went to punch him and I literally like hit steel and he's not even that buff. I just, it just happened. And I instantly started crying. They were all like, get up, you're drunk, you're dumb, screaming at me. I cried myself to sleep. The next morning we drove to Grand Rapids. I had to go to the ER. um i fractured my hand in two different spots i had to go to physical therapy for six months

oh my god yeah do you tell the doctors like when i go to michigan orthopedic surgeons today do i

tell them that i just slipped and fell on the ground they know um i would i would because i told them the truth and then they were like is there abuse in your house oh my god no not at all

i was drunk and dumb oh geez i'll never drink like this ever again famous last words uh page you dislocated your your and broke your knee you can you can break a knee yeah well it was my knee

cap oh my god yes i was dancing at a bar and i like jumped and twisted and i instantly felt my kneecap go to the side and i had to have the they turned the lights on at the bar the ems came in with a stretcher and turns out I needed surgery afterwards. Let me guess. That's my drunk story.

You were drinking Tito's and Miller Lite. Voice this guy, C. What did you do, C?

On my 21st birthday, I hit my bumper with my face. I slipped on the grass. Okay. I got a concussion.

Yeah. Why were you by your bumper? Explain to me what you were doing next to your bumper.

I got out of the car, and I went to go run in the house, but, like, the drunk run, where your body's in front of you. Yeah. Right into the bumper.

Oh, my gosh. So you hit your bumper with your face. You had to go and get surgery.

No surgery, concussion. Oh, yeah.

How'd your teeth last? Were they okay?

They were good. They were fine.

You got lucky. You got lucky. That's the thing. I honestly feel blessed that I didn't hit my head because you hear people die from head injuries.

I mean, remember when I was drunk scootering in downtown Detroit and flipped over the scooter bars and I was worried about my teeth and I had screwed up my, I screwed up my face so bad.

I honestly, I'm, I'm happy that you can't visually see it, but if you, if, can you imagine if I landed on my face and my face looked like my back looks right now? Like that would, like that is horrible. Like I literally wonder, and I'm going to have to see if they'll let me know this. Can you break your ass? Yes. You can? Yes.

Or your tailbone.

Yes. You can break your tailbone.

And breaking your pelvis is super dangerous. Super dangerous. Really? Yes. Do you feel, like, do your hips feel okay?

My hips feel fine. Honestly, it's just the war wound of going down the steps.

People are demanding to see it again on Facebook Live.

Yeah, but you've got to give them, like, a prep, because I feel like everybody hearing this right now is going to log into our Facebook Live, but they want to see it. All right, I'll give you a second.

I wonder if Luke will answer. Yesterday. he was sending me he said that I was so drunk at one point I said something really kind of goofy to a listener that came up and talked

that's my biggest fear about getting drunk in public if you were that listener please call us

Google has been forwarded to voicemail

The person, uh, Luke, he's not answering. He won't answer my call. Um, he said that a listener walked up and asked to take pictures. He said, I was taking pictures, which I do not remember taking pictures with anybody at the end of the night. I only took pictures with people. I think at Luau Louie's or whatever the hell the place was called. And, um, the person that I took a picture with at the end of the night, one of the kids from Luke's fraternity, cause you know, they're from different areas. Like the kid was from Buffalo or something. He goes, man, he goes, this is really wild that everybody knows who you are and he said that's kind of wild they come up and just ask you for pictures and I go just part of the game kid

stop it you ever get tagged in those and then see yourself and you're like oh wow oh god oh my god Mojo it's so bad we did see some butt crack but yep it's so bad I know

Chelsea made me promise not to show my butt crack

it's so bad honestly your butt crack blends in with the bruise yeah you kind of can't see it yeah that is bad see that i came into work today oh my god mojo it's so bad tony he's here and i came into work today and you guys you know i'm more worried about your shoulder but that's bad i don't know how you're sitting in your bike that's what i said lydia you don't know how i'm what how you're sitting

bicycle seat i because honestly my ass crack it's first off i have no ass that's one thing So there is no ass.

Not Bianca zooming in on your butt. She is? She did.

Hold on.

She totally just, there's like, by the way, as soon as you said I'm going to show my butt on Facebook, I never skyrocketed and then she zoomed in.

Bianca, can you do a super slow motion and have me go, ow, like that?

Oh my God. Oh man. It's so bad.

It does. I know. So Michigan Orthopedic Surgeons, MI Ortho. I need to get in today. Today. I need to figure this out. I need to figure out what's going on.

Now.

Yes. And David Feminino. Chelsea goes, you can't sue. I said, I'm not going to sue for anything other than I want that place to be called Mojo's Harper's. I don't even want money. I just want the name of the place to change.

Like Ruth's Chris Steakhouse. Exactly.

Mojo's Harper. Or name the stairs after me. Like, give me the memorial stairs or something.

Memorial? Not memorial. You're still here.

I may not after you saw that back.

Mojo's butt cheek.

Yeah. I want my picture next to those stairs saying, be careful where you step, and it would be a picture of my back.

Oh, my God.

All right. Mojo in the morning show. We ready for second date update? Here we go.

It's the second date update on Mojo in the morning.

All right, why are you not getting a call back after you went on a date? We're going to find out for Lauren here. Lauren, how did you guys meet?

Hi. Yeah, we met on Instagram.

Okay. And then went out on a date with each other? Were you guys talking for a while?

Yeah, we talked for a while, and then we just went out to dinner. We met downtown.

That's cool. You like the guy, you think he's cute, and now he's not calling you back, and you want to know what's going on. Does that happen a lot? i hear more and more from you know friends and stuff that you know are out dating that

it's like guys aren't calling back after one date all the time yeah i i've been ghosted before uh it sucks every time but usually i honestly just don't really care about the guy because he kind of was giving red flags but um with with cj i don't know i felt really good about it and I actually really like him and I feel like there's potential for a future so yeah I wanted

to see. Alright we're going to find out what's going on CJ's on the phone with us right now Hey will you say hello to Lauren? Hello Hi CJ you could hear us talking Lauren obviously had fun with you enough to think that you were going to call her back Everything okay with you?

Yeah, everything's cool. Like, you know, she's very pretty, and the date was very good. But... So, I found out she was a virgin and is waiting until marriage, which, you know, I do respect. and i didn't tell her it was an issue to her face but it it really is for me

okay why is why is that an issue for you i mean i'm just i'm not like that and uh

you know i i frankly i just i like to be intimate with the people i'm with

so you found out that she is a virgin and yeah what makes you think though that you guys couldn't have a relationship and who knows what can happen did she did lauren did you talk about

not having sex or not or waiting to have sex yeah we we talked about it he asked me a few questions about it and i answered them i'm not like ashamed it's my choice and that's what i choose but like he seemed okay with it and it's not that big of a deal really i mean yeah and i

didn't want to make it a big deal while we were on the date but yeah i mean it kind of is to me

and it's a big deal to her that she doesn't want to have sex until she gets married

yeah and look look to you know give you like a phrase like i want to test drive before i buy

geez that's probably not the phrase that you should have come up with

oh my gosh that that's a terrible phrase yeah like i'm not something that you buy i'm a person and i was hoping to like kind of have a relationship with you i mean we could see where it goes we wouldn't be having sex really early on anyway so like but maybe he wouldn't just see maybe he would i didn't get that vibe from cj yeah what but you gotta know i thought you wanted to kind of see where things went i thought you cared about personality and all the other things that build a foundation of a relationship you seem like a stand-up guy cj i think that you want something

more serious i am a stand-up guy i just think it's important to explore physically and see if vibe early on and if not you know we can vibe in other ways cj like we already vibe in other ways

like i promise you even just like you you know having your hand on my back like walking me out

like that was it felt great to me i don't think you're going to change his mind no lauren and nor do i think you need to correct no this is like this is a this is a big thing it is a big difference

and that is okay um i i don't know why i'm always why am i always put aside because of this one thing about my life like why can't i just does this happen like for who i am yeah this happens all the time are you usually with guys that i would expect and i just feel like this is the one chance that i have to actually have a nice relationship so i don't know why this one too

is gonna just fall like i'm sorry listen i lauren lauren i gotta tell you something you're you i don't know you but you are somebody that is a human you're worth more than having this be something that you are uh you know having to worry about but i get it i get if this is something that always comes up whenever you talk about being a virgin and wanting to and i think it's incredibly

commendable by the way and you will you will eventually find the person that has that same mindset and that that that is of value to them and that is important to them and it's just it's

obviously not him hey caitlin wants to make a comment what's up caitlin i think neither of

them are wrong they're both entitled to how they feel if she wants to do that great for her if he wants because i feel like a relationship is 50 50 part of it's emotional and part of it is physical yeah so if he he's not wrong either but she is entitled to how she feels too

do you think that because a lot of people are texting the same thing he just wanted to have sex and wanted to hook up no i don't think that's fair he very well could

have just wanted that but i don't think that's fair but if somebody tells you i'm saving myself till marriage that doesn't mean oh i just wanted to hook up it could have been i wanted to hook up with you three months from now but that's not going to be an option like you set a premise when you say I'm waiting till marriage of a standard which is fine and that is your choice to do but it will eliminate some prospective daters what I didn't like is quite frankly I think she's the one being mean towards him saying I thought you were a stand-up guy you can be a stand-up guy and have sex with people before you're married because it doesn't fit your standards doesn't mean that he's not a stand-up guy and I also think that it's fine for him to say I'm over it I don't

want to pursue this with you yeah uh i think she i think she all guys though this is a lot of guys

i mean it is i mean yours it is you can build physical intimacy in ways that aren't like straight up intercourse you can build that and then once you are married and it's just like it's just one thing it would be that extra step of commitment that's all i'm asking it's a big thing

and look i i'm not just looking to hook up i want a relationship but a big part of a relationship

is that physical connection so hold on kelly wants to say something to lauren what's that kelly

hi um i just wanted to tell her to just stay true to you of faith i don't think either one of them is wrong he should have told her afterwards i respect your decision but i am an intimate person i do like to have sex or whatnot god is going to send you that person it's going to be a lot of people because we're in a society where a lot of people are hooking up they are having sex even if they want a meaningful relationship but keep praying on it god will send that person that will wait with you and you don't have to compromise nothing

um theo uh i hung up the phone so i'm gonna go to mike mike you there

yeah hey how you doing today hey what's going on buddy i was just letting uh i'm letting you guys know that um i condemn what she's doing i think it's great i'm a reborn version myself so um

do you say i condemn what she's doing or commend what did he say i think he meant to say commit Oh, okay. I can damn what she's doing.

It's okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a reborn virgin myself, so Tyler's very strong. She's going to find an amazing guy.

What made you decide to become a born-again virgin there, Mike?

Honestly, just growing up and honestly realizing that I want to be with one woman for the rest of my life, and I just want to wait for her.

Okay. All right. So no itchies and scratchies.

No, none of that.

All right. We're happy that a lot of people text in saying that they are supporting CJ for coming right out and saying this is what I want. Toya, are you supporting CJ or do you think that Lauren has every right to be upset?

I think Lauren has a right to be upset. However, I don't think CJ is wrong. But this is my thing. Why can't we be grown adults? CJ, if that's how you feel, tell her. Like, why are you ghosting her? Like, we're not 16 at high school. We adults. Come on. Just be like, hey, I enjoyed the date, but this is where I stand, and let that be that. And, Lauren, girl, do not get worked up over nobody who don't want to be with you, girl. He don't deserve that pee anyway after this point.

Especially something that is so very foundationally important to you and who you are and the kind of relationship that you want to have.

I kind of understand the ghosting, though, because I'm guessing a lot of this is rooted in religion. and it's very hard to say I don't agree with your religion to people.

Wait, Lauren, is it religion or is it just you don't want to have sex?

Well, you know, I grew up Christian but it's honestly, it's mostly about just wanting that commitment and wanting to know that the person that I give myself to and give my life to is someone that I really love because if we really love each other then that physical part is just going to come. Like, it's about learning with each other. It's about learning with each other. and like i'm up to do that with whoever i love that is the person that i will i want to learn how to satisfy you i want to learn how to do what you like and have you do the same for me so i feel like i'm a very sex positive person but it's like i just want that commitment where we're gonna be in this together and we're gonna go through it together and learn together so it's Like, it's kind of, but it's also kind of just about having that commitment.

Lauren, stay strong. CJ, thanks for at least taking our call and giving her your honest answers. And there's going to be more opportunity for both of you guys to find somebody that is exactly what you're looking for, okay?

Yeah. Thank you, guys. All right. Yeah, you're right.

Bye.

All right.

This is the home of the dirty on the 30. Throwback throwdown. Second date update. And War of the Roses. This is Mojo in the Morning.

I think I'm going to be born again, virgining. This, honestly, this might be the best thing that's ever happened to my wife because this injury that I have has made me not think about sex at all for a while. For at least a couple of days. All right, it's time for you to win right now. 844 Mojo Live. A brand new car could be yours from Gordon. God, she's, I'm sorry. I did that last week, too. Moran Automotive. You know why? Because I have my loyalty to Gordon, but I love Brian Moran for advertising. They're both good. They're both good people. But I know that you're a customer of Moran Automotive. It's a very awkward moment. And I'm not even on pain pills, and I said that. But I'll stand strong. I'll stand strong. I need pain pills. 844 Mojo Live. Find the fob at Moran Automotive. We have Moran Chevrolet on Gratiot Road. Call now, 844-MOJO-LIVE. Tyler, what's up?

We had a second date update. I went to a private Catholic school, and we had girls at just the other end. They were fine with it. They kept their commitment. Really? I mean, they... Wait, what? Why did you say just the other end?

Well, there's a couple other holes that... Okay.

Tyler, you went to Catholic school? You are not the pride of that Catholic school right now for calling that comment into this radio show. I want you right now to go to confession. This is Holy Week, my friend.

I know somebody who lost their virginity in a confessional.

Really?

True story. Catholic high school in Toledo.

Tyler, you better go to confession before this weekend. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, what's going on in the Dirty on the 30 there, Shannon?

The Masters. Everybody's talking about the Masters. It was 35-year-old Rory McIlroy who took home that green jacket in the final round of the 89th Masters at Augusta National Golf Club yesterday to defeat Justin Rose.

The long journey is over. McIlroy has his masterpiece.

Have you ever had a sudden death playoff like that? Oh, yeah. They have.

They've had him go longer than just that one hole.

Have you never seen Happy Gilmore? Yeah, I have. It was sudden death. I guess I just thought that was made up. I don't know. I do not play golf once again. But he now becomes only the sixth golfer to complete what's called the Career Grand Slam. So he's won all four major championships in the Masters era. Tiger Woods, also a part of that club.

Last but certainly not least, over to my left. my family, my team.

I was his family, and he teared up when talking about his team. Yeah, right?

I think he's calling them his team.

They've been on this journey with me the whole way through. They know the burden that I've carried to, you know, come here every year and try and try and try again. and the one thing I would say to my daughter Poppy that's sitting over there never give up on your dreams never ever give up on your dreams

yeah that was cute that was good he's kind of a dick though I saw that Bryson DeChambeau said that he wouldn't talk to him at all during the round which a lot of people were like well you're competing against each other but I didn't like how he doesn't acknowledge the fans Like, the fans were cheering his name and doing all that stuff, and I saw a lot of the other golfers, including Rose, who he was tied with at the end, high-fiving and slapping hands of these fans that are there.

He just stays focused. He just kind of, like, is this, he's, I don't know.

But there's something about Irish people, too. Watch your mouth. I'm going to say that. People from Ireland.

Watch your mouth.

Awkward-looking human beings.

How dare you?

Very awkward.

How dare you? They are. You're going to see these fans. But that accent, man.

Do they have inter-family relations? Because they seem awkward.

I don't bite you.

Yes.

All right. The man who set the Pennsylvania governor's mansion on fire yesterday morning has been arrested. Police arrested a dude named Cody Balmer. He's 38 years old, lives near the governor's residence. He torched this home during Passover. Now, Governor Josh Shapiro is Jewish, obviously. He's celebrating Passover. But I mean, this guy just went right up to his home, hopped over the fence and ignited it on fire.

Last night, we experienced an attack not just on our family, but on the entire Commonwealth of Pennsylvania here at the governor's residence. I want to thank the Pennsylvania State Police for safely evacuating our family, for their bravery last evening and for their careful leadership of this investigation.

Governor Shapiro and his family were safely evacuated. This guy now facing charges of attempted murder, terrorism, attempted arson, and aggravated assault as well.

We celebrated our faith last night proudly. And in a few hours, we will celebrate our second Seder of Passover again proudly. No one will deter me or my family or any Pennsylvanian from celebrating their faith openly and proudly.

He had like 25 people in his house because they were all celebrating Passover together. They were all sleeping, and thank God it wasn't near where they were sleeping that this guy did this.

Yeah, I mean, when I say he hopped to the fence and then evaded state troopers who were there protecting the governor's president.

You said that the troopers, were they falling asleep on the job? They didn't see this guy doing that? I have no idea.

That's scary. And lastly, a man who has accused Diddy of sexual assault and humiliating him at a party way back in 2015 has now removed Beyonce and Jay-Z's names from his lawsuit. Do you guys remember the story I told you? I think it was the week before last about this guy who said he was drugged, taken to Gloria and Emilio Estefan's home on Star Island. He was told to, like, wear a crazy outfit and put on a penis mask. And he said Jay-Z and Beyonce were at that party. The couple's lawyer now has evidence that neither of them were present. They have alibis. Diddy's legal team has also obviously denied this man's claims. So that part of the lawsuit has been dropped. And a little side story here while we're talking about Diddy. Did you hear what he's been forced to use as, like, in lieu of money to get what he needs behind bars at Brooklyn's MDC? Packets of mackerel, as in fish. What? They call them packs of Macs. Apparently, he has been forced to trade packets of this oily fish to get whatever he needs while he's behind bars. Stop.

Mackerel, that's about as good as they want.

Packs of Max.

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All right, Brittany, you are a winner. Congratulations to you, Brittany.

Thank you.

We are giving away a car. Our good friends over there in Moran. By the way, you keep sneezing in my direction.

Sorry, I'm sorry. I'm going to tell you. I'm sorry.

I'm sending you back to Toledo. We're going back down to the Kiss Studios now in Toledo. I never got sick from Megan ever. I don't want to get it now. She's back. She still has it two weeks later. How do you? We got to get you to a doc.

I'm on all of the prescriptions. I'm on them all. I'm on an actual cough surprise at everything.

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This is Mojo in the Morning. All right, what we're about to do right now on the radio is going to be my favorite thing that we're going to talk about all day. And you'll find out why in just a second. But I want you to listen up. This is one of those ones where it's like, hey, look up here, right up here.

One, two, three, eyes on me. That's it.

And you specifically, because this is something that you had happen over the weekend. And I think that this is a truly beautiful situation. What happened?

Back in January, Lucy's fifth grade class had an assignment for Martin Luther King Jr. Day to they learned about his I had a dream speech. And so their assignment was they had to write a paper and I had a dream paper about something that was that they wished for in their own lives. and so Luce wrote about her family and very specifically she wrote about how she had a dream that both sides of her family mom's side and dad's side could get together for a dinner and engage with one another and it was one of those things where I took it out of her backpack and read it and I just thought, okay, we need to make this happen because we don't really do that anymore, unfortunately.

After the divorce and after everything that's happened.

Yeah, so for her little heart to want that and write a paper about it was a really, really big deal. And so I knew that we needed to make it happen. and so myself and her dad and stepmom stepdad all decided that we were gonna make her dream come true and on Saturday night in celebration of her birthday we all got together with the grandparents everybody was there and we surprised her

and everybody did a dinner she did not know that this was gonna happen he had

no idea that this was happening we've been planning this for about a month that we were all gonna get together and do this um and that little girl walked into that restaurant and the surprise on her face when she saw everybody on both sides of her family together

was I'll never forget it wow I'll never forget it yeah it um it seems so easy but sometimes you know in circumstances like this it's not easy doesn't happen yeah and it probably has made you and uh lucy's dad who are great people

Both of you guys are great people and you guys do a great job, you know, co-parenting your kids. But it probably made you guys realize, oh, the kids notice. They notice that we don't do this.

Yeah.

And I commend both of you. And I commend, obviously, the step parents and grandparents and cousins for all being there. But mainly you two guys. Because you two guys have to be the driving force of something like this.

Yeah.

And that's a, you know, it's funny is you and I have talked over the last weeks about this. And actually the letter, when you read the letter to me, I said to you, I go, because you saw it. I said, you got to send this, you know, Andrew's way.

Yeah.

Because I think that he's an amazing guy, an amazing dad. And I think that anybody that reads that thing realizes, and you're a child of divorce. A lot of times you probably didn't speak up what you really wanted to have happen, right?

For sure. And we always want to make sure that she feels like her feelings are valid and she feels heard. And I just, to see her so freaking happy, it was, and she's a happy kid anyway, but this was really, really a cool moment for, for everybody who was there.

Well, it had to be fun for her, but it had to be also fun for Smith and it had to be fun for, you know, they were cousins there and stuff too.

So Smith, yeah, some cousins were there too. That's cool.

That's awesome.

Yeah.

Um, you know, it's, it's interesting because of, uh, you know, divorce affects so many different, so many people. but who it truly affects the most are the kids, no matter what age they are. Luke has friends of his whose parents got divorced later in their life, and those guys are equally as affected. When you start seeing the parents' weekends and things like that, where the kids have to go to separate parent weekend things in college because the parents can't put their you know their battles aside and say this is not about us this is about them yeah and to me I sit there and I think to myself I'm like I uh I just don't understand why people are like that you know what I mean like and this is good this hopefully this is a good situation for you guys all through the future because this is uh this is important

it's important to your kids I mean it would it as soon as you realize like how important it is how important it was to lose everybody was like yep we're this is we're doing it that's no question

has i almost kind of want to do it tell me something good i know but not tell me something good i want to ask you guys a question has have has your situation in your family life ever come to an i had a dream paper where something brought you guys together and said all right we got to stop our battles because the kids are seeing the battles yeah um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is the telephone number i would like to think that if my wife and i were not together that we would both be rational enough but you know pettiness plays a part in things and i've said to chelsea numerous times like actually chelsea said this more so than me than she says that she would hope that if anything we could still be friends if we ever did you know end up divorced and we almost did a couple of times and I told her absolutely and I would hope

that you would be friends with my 26 year old new wife I knew I was just waiting I have a similar

thing though to Shannon yeah I remember um and I obviously don't have a relationship with my mother but I was invited to my cousin's wedding and so and so this is my mom's sister's daughter right so this is my mom's side of the family and not only was i invited but so was my dad and my brother and the three of us went to this wedding down in kentucky and got to spend time with family that we had not seen in a very long time and reconnected and now i see the entire side my mother's entire

side of the family regularly well they love your dad they know your dad's the same guy yeah oh my

god and they they talk to him all of the time it's been great it's been really great and it's

got to feel comforting for you because you know i know that it hasn't been a great you know time

with all the circumstances so it's just nice not to lose those side relationships that had

nothing to do with me you know what i mean yeah uh initial l would like to be voice disguised

what's up l hi good morning everybody good morning what's going on uh i was just so touched It was always my dream to have my dad and my stepdad walking down the aisle. But unfortunately, we just don't get along. So I ended up having to elope. But now the only way I can get my entire blended family together is through my son.

Wow.

The only way I can get him all in one room without fighting.

So here's a question. I'm getting a call from my Michigan orthopedic people.

Oh, no.

Here, hold on a second. stay there for one second because I've got to comment to me hi how are ya

yes hi this is Danny

with Michigan Orthopedics I mean they don't mess around Danny hi can I call you right can I call you right back is it okay if I call you right back

tell them why

yeah could you call me in 10 minutes thank you I appreciate it by the way this is a great response time thank you guys

you turn your microphone off you gotta turn your microphone back on

thank you thanks that was a nice one that's michigan orthopedic am i or um okay real quick

so back to you uh did you sound silly because you didn't know how to spell orthopedic yeah no

i know that i know what i'm saying are you you're there still l sorry about that here you are here you are you're a grown you're a grown woman right and you know all you want to have is two grown human beings to do this for you and they won't even do it for your day um that's really tough is it dad that's more so upset or stepdad uh well my stepdad raised me um my dad for lack

of better words abandoned me wow and uh but you know in my 20s i sought out to kind of reconnect with him and we've had a great connection and good i just really had this beautiful vision of Both of them walking me down the aisle, but for my stepdad, that was just, he was just asking for too much, which I understand.

Because I'm sure that this is the case. He probably feels like, hey, I did all the work, and this guy is going to get the glory.

I understand. I understand that, too. I hear that time and time again when people are getting married, and I think it's just because it's tradition that it's your dad. But, like, in your case, as is the case for a lot of people, there's somebody else that stepped in and filled that role. It was your stepdad, or in some cases, it's, you know, a mom. and, you know, you let that person shine in that moment.

Hey, what's up, Jessica? It's Mojo in the Morning.

I was just listening and I got a little teary-eyed. As a child of divorce, whose parents fought all up and finally got together for my wedding and have been better since then, I just got very emotional because that was what I wanted for a child and I'm so happy that she got that because it definitely affected my adulthood and I wasn't there before it. So I'm just very happy for her, and that is the dream. Because when they fight, it definitely affects your adulthood and relationships.

I'm glad you called, and that's why I said this was going to be the most important thing we're going to talk about today, because I think that there's many, Jessica, there's many of you out there right now that are grown adults that say that would have been a dream of yours just to be able to have them for a birthday dinner together. Jennifer, what's up?

Hello. So I'm 55 years old. My parents got divorced when I was one. They each got remarried. So I have three siblings on each side. They have never been in the same room except for the day I got married, which this year will be 15 years. Yay. Yay. Congratulations. But I don't know that they'll ever be in the same room. I mean, God forbid, unless something happens to me. I don't know that I'll ever have both families in one room again ever and that it was very important to me that we had a video so that I could have video all over the place so I could have it to keep forever but you know it's hard I'm the oldest of seven and the three and three aren't related at all so there would be no reason for them to but for me and like for Lucy yeah for me and like for Lucy, it's hard. There was one time I was in Disneyland, and my family lived in California, so we were there, and we were in line, and my siblings didn't even say anything to each other because they had never met each other. Like, one sister was there, and I was there with my Michigan family. So, I mean, it's difficult, and I think that you are doing so amazing for Lucy Because, you know, again, that was back like, you know, 70s, 80s, you know, now where we are, it's different. And I even know a couple who were divorced and lived across the street from each other because it was easier for the kids. That's wonderful. And everybody got along. So I just wanted to share it because you're right. This is a very important subject. And people don't always think of the kids because they're too involved in thinking in what they're going through. So I just had to call and share.

Thank you, Jennifer. Thank you.

Okay.

uh jared what's up hi hey man it's second time calling oh second time uh ever or today ever ever thank you we don't have a thing for second times but we love we love it let's that's true jared's on the phone what's going on hey man when uh

When my little man got diagnosed with cancer, it really, really made us just like that young lady. Made everybody work together as a team.

So you and your little one's mom are divorced?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And so you guys weren't really speaking with each other before your son was diagnosed?

most yeah you know we keep it we keep it cordial polite we don't we do not bicker in front of the kids that ain't allowed and you know what when that happened man if it ain't about parenting and doing good for each other making the kids smile something's wrong because if them kids come first every day every day jared how's your son doing we just we just left the u of m today

did you so wow and do you guys do you guys do the the visits uh to the doctors and stuff together

yep good for you we do yeah you know her man i tell him i'm like oh dude i pick her up we're

going to okay bye cool it can be buddy you know good for you guys for mom that's great and what's what's your little one's name we want to pray for him it's cooper thomas cooper thomas we love you cooper we're you're a fighter my friend i appreciate it all right great day jerry take care of yourself hey keep keep staying strong and understand that cooper's gonna one day he's going to look at you guys and he's going to say thank you for this. And a horrible situation like that is turning into a wonderful situation. And you call us for

the third time when he rings that bell, okay? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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We can cut out the song Yeah

I mean We like it We know how the song finishes, right? I think what happens is He still lies about it Goes in the other room Kind of, you know, sees her there And then he probably ends up doing it again

Wait, can I say something that was so funny about your phone call though? Yeah I could hear the guy I don't know if he's like the receptionist

He's one of the, I think one of the medical tech people

yeah he must have asked you because you were like his my left shoulder that how you did it or where you did it and you were like it was at the stairs at harper's just with so much

Why didn't you even know that? It was dad's day with my son.

MIorthosurgeons.com. MIorthosurgeons.com. Thank you to those guys for getting me in. I was going to go to their urgent ortho location, but I also, they're a pain advertiser, but they're also my docs. I use them for my knee surgery. My sister uses them.

I use them for my kids.

But here's the problem. I can't go inebriated in an Uber. to the urgent ortho if i show up in the they'll be like this is the guy that's that's doing our advertising this is the guy that talks about us here on the air oh my god i would there sari would she would lose an advertiser i do not want to do that because they're really

they are great what's worse showing up drunk and injured or showing up injured and they think you're drunk and have to do sobriety tests before they'll help you probably uh all of the above Because that happened to me.

Because Chelsea was wanting me to go to the, she's like, why don't you just go to the hospital? And I said to her, I go, the problem with going to an emergency room at a hospital is you get a bajillion dollar bill and they don't do anything for you because they don't have any of the docs that can help you. They have no orthopedic doctor that's on there. Like I would go there with a gunshot wound and that's pretty much it.

Asthma attack.

Asthma attack going there. Yeah. Because they got oxygen and stuff. Yeah. Although I may go to an oxygen bar. Like I may go to one of those bars that has the oxygen there.

I went after my accident as a trauma patient And they had to Test my blood to see if I was drunk or not To charge me with a DUI Which I wasn't, I was stone cold sober And then I had to pay for my blood testing I had to pay for my own DUI

It's expensive, I know They charge you for everything Every bandaid I remember one time, this is no joke I went in with, Jacob was always the one that He would get injured when Chelsea was out of town And I'd have to go to the hospital and they were going to put a Band-Aid on him because he liked the color of the Band-Aid. And I said, no.

No, no, no.

Because I will have to pay for that thing. Jacob, I will get you Superman Band-Aids. They're cheaper on our way home when we stop by CBS.

There was a line item on my bill, I think, when I, it was either Lucy or Smith I delivered for the TV. Really? I think it was $25 for the TV. I swear to you, I saved the, you know I'm crazy about saving sentimental stuff. I know I have it somewhere.

The crazy part to me is the skin to skin. You get charged for holding your baby after giving birth.

Really? Yes. I don't think I saw that on there. I did that for both, but.

Why? Because they.

I was more upset about the TV.

Wait. They, just for you, for them to bring the baby to you into the room.

No. Once it pops out of you, to put it on your chest.

They charge you for that.

They did for my girlfriend. Skin to skin. Thousands of dollars.

Well. That's insanity.

I hope you're feeling better by tomorrow, but.

I don't think it's going to be better.

I feel like you're going to have to have a surgery.

Why are you doing it like you should say I think you're not Mystic let's not Chelsea thinks I'm a hypochondriac as it is. She's like you got to stop thinking the worst you're gonna be okay It's a strain everything's gonna be okay. Has she seen your back? The reason why I'm hypochondriac is my co-workers right away. They see it. Oh, that's horrible

You guys look you look so what but what how would you feel if you were like, okay? Whatever like you're a big baby. We don't care. I would then you'd be mad at us for that We're damned if we do and we're damned if we don't. You're right.

You're right. All right. It's Mojo in the morning. So, oh, see, I got to tell you this. So, Luke, in a couple of the, I think I posted this picture. I posted a picture from Dad's Day on Saturday. And there's one kid in the picture. He's a kid wearing a Buffalo Bills hat. If you go and look at the Instagram page, he has a big old black eye on his face. Like literally right there where he was like punched. And I don't understand how this is. If somebody punches you, do they get you right in the eye? And that's how it becomes a black eye? Because this kid got it like square right in the face. Did you see that?

Holy crap, yeah. Well, he's wearing a Bill's hat. He deserves it.

Well, he's from Buffalo, so he's obviously a fan. But he's got this black eye going. And he's hugging on Luke there. And I said to Luke, I go, Luke, why does your buddy have a black eye? And he said, oh, it's a funny story, Dad. You should ask him. So I'm going to ask this question to you guys, and it's going to sound really weird. Why did your friend punch you? Because these kids are big dummies. His best buddy, one of the other fraternity kids, punched him in the eye because he stole his last two pieces of pizza. And that's why he hit him. So the kid got punched in the eye. So valid. He had the last two pieces of pizza there. And I thought to myself, I'm like going, wait a second. Your friend punched you? Like it would be, honestly, you guys together hanging out and you reach over and grab her pen and she just hauls off and hits you.

I can see it happening. You think so? Yeah.

Is she that violent? Maybe. Absolutely.

I've never hit one of my friends.

I've always wanted to get into a fight.

Really?

Oh, my God, yes. The first thing that happened when I got my extensions put in was I was like, oh, I'm ready to hit somebody. And the guy who does my hair was like, don't you dare. I just spent a lot of time and effort getting your hair together, and I want to swing on somebody. I've always wanted, because I think I could kick somebody's ass. I was going to say, I feel like girls pull hair, boys punch each other in the face.

We've got to get into a conversation about this. Who are doing this to their friends? Why are you doing this to your friends? I have lots of friends that are in my life. I have never wanted to take a fist and hit somebody.

I don't think I've ever had a black eye. Black guy and black guy, if you heard that incorrectly. It applies to both.

You need to do one of them.

I don't think I've ever had a black eye.

I've had both. Yeah. Ever.

Oh, my God. A real black man.

You need to accomplish one of those things. You should have done that before you got married. The black eye part. I don't know.

They sound the same, don't they?

Yeah. The only one you can do now is the black eye. So somebody's got to punch her. Go ahead, Megan. Hey. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. So there's two topics in this one, Zach, okay? Zach, don't cut this thing up like you always do. He cuts it up and he gives me like a one-minute podcast of me saying hi to somebody. I want to know what's the craziest thing you got charged for on your medical bill that you looked at because we talked about that in the beginning of this. And then the other one is who punched their friend? Have you ever hauled off and punched a friend? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I think Lydia is getting a little carried away with the do not pickups on calls.

She's called five times, I'm sorry.

This morning you have, this is no joke, this morning there was one part part i have 10 lines here six of the 10 lines said bob do not pick up uh nursing home jerry don't what is it don't let me ask bob is it nursing home bob uh do not pick up debbie do not pick up she's called for every single topic and it's not really that relatable to me what is she calling for what is her reasoning for she just calls on

every single topic we have today ask her debbie what's going on debbie okay so back in the day many months ago at the jukebox i think it was woodwork yeah i was there and i used to have back in the day with those uh vests that were made out of rabbit fur and had like a knitted so I had a white one and I had it on the bar stool laid over it and I was sitting on it and my girls and I went for a dance and when we came back this girl had thrown my jacket on the floor oh yeah and I said to her girl, that's my jacket on the floor that's my seat and back then you could smoke and she hit her cigarette and blew smoke in my face So what'd you do? Yep, I snatched her by the back of the head of the hair and drilled her in the face all the way down while she was hitting the ground. And then I went to stomp on her face, and the bouncer snatched me up and took me. I didn't even walk out of the bar. And Lydia didn't want us to pick this up. This is a great call.

Debbie, but here's the question. Have you ever had a black guy? That's all I want to know about.

Who, me?

Yeah.

No, not me, not me. We got to get you one.

Kevin's going to be back in a couple of days. What's up, Kelly? How you doing? Good. How are you, Mojo? Fantastic. I was talking about how my son's friend got punched by his buddy and got a black eye. Did you ever get hit by a friend?

So my best friend was getting married. It was her bachelorette party. And I was standing up, and my other best friend was the maid of honor. And we ended up getting into a huge fist fight over the stripper and over all this stuff. Wow. And we were fist fighting in the car at all the bars we were going to. We were, like, her sister, the one I was fighting, was the designated driver. And we would stop and get out and start fighting in the middle of the... Bitches be crazy.

That's nuts. I wonder how many... Actually, I take this back about the whole guy friend thing. I went to a bachelor party one time where the guys got into a fight over who was paying the bill at the end of the night. The guys literally got into a fight. But that's interesting at the bachelor party. Yeah. Who's paying the bill? Who's paying for the stripper? That's great. Kaylin, what's up?

That's the DD, though.

What's up, Kaylin?

Good morning. Good morning. I'm calling because I actually, I hit my ex-husband in the face at the German American Festival. Oh, it's always at the gas. It's always at the gas.

What was it? Are you guys drinking too much?

He got really drunk. It was for his birthday, and I made him a shirt that had his Cash App name on it. So all night, people are sending him money, and he was like, one more drink, one more drink, and everybody's listening and looking, and I saw cops, and I was like, come on. we need to get in the car, and he wouldn't. So I hit him, and he got in the car, and we went home.

You're so lucky you didn't end up in jail that night. You could have had a domestic.

Was he your ex before this or after this?

Well, he was my ex before that. We were together since high school, so it's been 20 years. We just were best friends after we separated. Oh, okay, okay.

But that German-American festival brings exes closer together.

It was a flag shot. I just know it.

What's up, Tiffany?

Hi. uh so i'm calling in so this was in my early 20s and my kids and my yeah and my kids and my husband don't know about this story but i used to hang out with a bunch of guys and we were drinking and they were talking about fighting one another for money and i was like why can't i get into this doesn't matter that i'm a girl yeah i beat the guy pretty bad and gave him a black guy but i won

like 100 bucks so there is then did you make mad passionate love to him afterwards because you felt

bad no he's like one of my best guy friends that would be weird it's like a brother okay but still

though you beat his ass the poor guy got his ass i mean and he can't he doesn't hit back because

he's your friend he's not gonna hit you back oh no he did he did like we pulled we have a video

of it where are you from up north oh my god crazy people what's going on nicole hi hi so my 21st

birthday um there were a couple girls that showed up yeah i ended up getting in a fight with one of them yeah and one of my friends came to help me but she was so drunk she socked me in the face

instead of the girl that I was fighting so it was completely by accident yeah she hit me so good

like I was like wow I didn't know you could hit like that you that was that was good that's

unbelievable this might be the best reason why you punched a friend in the face Emily you there

Oh, I'm here.

Tell everybody why you guys did this.

Okay, so a girlfriend of mine and I both always wanted black eyes and never had them. So we were at Coyote Joe's one night for a birthday party and just decided to go punch for punch at each other in the face. And I ended up with a black eye and she ended up with a fat lip.

Okay, you guys are weird.

That is a weird one. there's video of it and everything we almost got kicked out of the bar because people thought we were really fighting but we were just going punch for punch at each other i'm telling you how square

do you have to hit somebody right in the eye just to get them to have a black eye in that little

area or can't you hit the middle like the bridge of their nose too would give them a black eye

but it might give you two my aim was totally off because i got her in the mouth but oh man i had my i had from like the side of my nose and my like i i had everything blocked so that she could only hit me in the eye jesus uh and it took a couple punches but i got the black eye out of it

i love it where are you from now i'm asking everybody where they're from because these people are nuts i'm from troy troy okay i would never have thought that that seemed like a

sensible place but i know down river or something no i'm from troy no no no hey not everybody's

crazy down river i was kind of thinking lapeer but all right tap that app tap tap tap in motion

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I am not that prepared for this Dirty. Let's see how this goes. Okay. So, Coachella kicked off this past weekend, and there were a ton of celebrities hanging out. Also, everybody wanted to see Gaga, who got some rave reviews, also sparked some controversy. Some people said her set was very sadistic. Because it was red. That is it. Post Malone, Green Day headlining, Benson Boone bringing up the original Queen guitarist, the legendary Brian May to do.

Bohemian Rhapsody. We have that for you right here. By the way, he's a great person to sing Bohemian Rhapsody.

I know. He's got kind of that Queen. Maybe it's because he's so skinny and he's always shirtless.

No, Adam Lambert tours with Queen. Every time I see somebody else do it, I'm like, Adam Lambert sounds better.

I saw randomly Bernie Sanders was hanging out and took the stage at Coachella.

Yeah, I think they were speaking and they're doing that whole Bernie Sanders and AOC thing where they're going around the country.

And the future of what happens to America is dependent upon your generation.

Chris Brown and Kuchi Tran reunited. Remember them from me back in the day? But some festival goers were stuck in traffic for 12 hours before getting onto the Coachella grounds. They were sharing they didn't have access to bathrooms, water, or gas while they were waiting to get in. So people were getting out of their cars to go to the bathroom, like in bushes, and on the side of the road. Others said their vehicles were overheating because it was like 104 degrees outside. Just a big, big mess with the festival over the weekend.

So we're doing Lollapalooza this year. The show is going to get to be part of Lollapalooza. Coachella, I don't like because of the fact that it's out in the middle of nowhere. So you've got nowhere else to go but the Coachella thing. At least in Chicago with Lala Palooza, if I say, all right, I'm done, I'm going to go get myself some Portillo's. You know what I mean? I can go get an Uber to Portillo's.

I'm with you. I have zero interest in ever going to Coachella, but I've never been to Lala, and I would like to go to Lala.

Lala's fun. I did Lala one year, and I hung out with all the people from 103.5 Kiss FM and B96, the two radio stations in Chicago, the top 40 stations. and they had a little back area like studios that were set up with tents and the stars will just come back there. And I remember Ariana Grande, like walking back, just kind of doing interviews and stuff. It was pretty cool. I'm excited for this.

So I don't know. I'm assuming it's happening right now. Yeah, I'm trying to watch the live NBC News update of Katy Perry and Gayle King. Everybody aboard this Jeff Bezos Blue Origin flight. All women, everybody on board, female. So it's, and there is a local tie, by the way. Aisha Bowe is the CEO of a company called Stemboard. She's also a former NASA rocket scientist and a Washtenaw Community College alum. She is or was on board, Lauren Sanchez, who, of course, is the fiance of Jeff Bezos. She's on there as well.

Here they are.

Total ride taken about 11 minutes.

Here they are, flying.

Oh, so they're up. Yeah, I was going to say.

No, they're landing now. Look it. They got the, see the parachute?

Oh, yeah. So they were about 62 miles above the earth, experienced weightlessness for approximately four minutes.

The parachute just opened.

Why are they screaming? It sounds like a ride at Cedar Point.

You know what they should do? They should have them land somewhere else And make them pissed off that they have to actually Find a ride home or something

The thing that was weird was Jeff Bezos

With just all the women Like why is he going up with them

Did he go up

It looked like he did It looked like he was walking in there All of the simulations going through I have gone through all of the training They put you in the capsule

That simulates all of this And when you hear the murders of the curses pop out?

No, he was not. He wasn't? No, he was in the crowd looking on.

Oh, he was?

Yeah.

Then who was the guy that, he looked like a bald guy like him.

I don't know. You don't have an impeccable safety record. What's so crazy is Oprah was doing an interview yesterday, or maybe it was earlier this morning when I just watched it, and she was talking about how her best friend Gayle King has an absolute fear of flying, and she was in that. Why would she do that? Yeah. Because they thought it would be cathartic for her to kind of get over her fear,

but how much do you think she got paid?

Or it's promotion for her TV show.

I don't think they got paid to do this. Do you? Really? They're promoting that this is going to be a tourism thing.

You gotta love rich people doing rich people things. This is it. Right here.

Remember that submersive vehicle that went to the Titanic? I know.

Is it weird to say that you kind of almost like watch this thing thinking is it gonna happen badly or like I feel bad even thinking that like I should never think those thoughts but you're just kind of like okay will everything be okay

I'm just so claustrophobic I wouldn't do it for that reason and I don't know I'd be I have no interest in going to space no you know what I'd rather go to like space mount

Disney. Correct. Honestly,

me too. And lastly, this story is all over the place and I'm just kind of gathering details of it. This kid that is charged for killing his parents, this Nikita, I believe you pronounce his last name, K-Sep, charged in the deaths of his parents and the reason that he killed his mom and dad was to obtain the financial means to assassinate President Trump and overthrow the government. Really? Did you hear this story? 17 years old. He was charged last month with first degree murder, theft, other crimes in the death of his mom and his stepdad, fatally shooting them at their home outside of Milwaukee back in February, living with their decomposing bodies for weeks before running away with $14,000 in cash, passports, and he took the family dog with him. He was arrested three weeks ago in Kansas. More details to come out about this.

So he loved the family dog more than his parents

that he took the dog with. Yeah, well, he wanted to kill his parents to get the money so that he could move forward in assassinating the president. Yikes. Just a nutty story. Alright, for all of today's Dirty, catch up by checking out the podcast search Mojo in the Morning in the free on Heart Radio.

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I love Lydia goes, it's in my garage still.

Poor Lydia's family has to deal with all the breaking and entering Christmas wish stuff that we have. She's probably got more, you know, shopping bags and things like that that are there. They're saints. Her dad can't park any of his classic cars. What kind of cars did dad got, by the way? Your dad's a car guy. I love him. What's he got there, Lids?

He has like a Thunderbird. He has a, I don't even know. They're like the drop-top red cars. I don't even know what those are.

Lydia is...

Let me send them to you. But yeah, our garage is full of Mojo. It's like half Mojo promotional stuff, half classic cars.

So I drove Lydia home not that long ago. And we pull up in the driveway and the garage door is open. And I see her dad's piece of work there. It was gorgeous. And as a guy, I'm like, oh my God, that's cool. And I don't know cars very well. I can call a Camaro and a Firebird the same thing. I don't even know what the hell they are. They're all the same company. But I, um, I saw this car and I'm like, that's awesome. And she goes, it doesn't, you know, she's complaining about it.

Like she's, she sounds like park in there, but you know what?

You don't park your car in there when your dad has a car like that. That car is a work of art. You know, that's your inheritance right there?

All of them. Do you know I've never parked in the garage in my life? I don't know that I have either.

Do you understand that you shouldn't have to park in the garage when you got all the money?

Okay, I've been to your house several times. I did not know that this is what's in your garage.

Wait, he's got a name for it?

I call it his lair. Okay, that one car looks like the Dick Tracy car.

Look at these cars. Don't ever let him get rid of them because my brother got rid of his 1963 Ford Falcon and I hear about it every single week. My dad would rather put me up for adoption.

Oh my God, does he do my dream cruise? He does, yeah. He has like awards inside the cars. You can't really see them, but he has awards for taking these to car shows. He'll like sit at a ram's horn in the summer.

Oh my God. What's funny is when my brother went to get his plates for his 63 Falcon, they were like, oh, do you want historic plates, which is you drive less than 25 miles in a year. You'd like just take them to car shows. No, it was my brother's daily driver when he turned 16.

Oh, really?

Yes. Yeah. He had to get seatbelts put into it.

That's pretty cool that they don't charge you the full amount because you're only driving it just a short period of time.

That is cool.

Wait, talk about this for a second. Are there any family members that you have somebody in your family that has these classic cars and you guys are just as disrespectful to those cars as Lydia is? Lydia, you got, first off, let me say this to you. You probably have 18,000 crosses in your bedroom.

I do. How did you know?

Because you have talked about how you have all these crosses. First off, I think it's a little weird. Like, I think, no offense, God, I know this is your week, but how many crosses do you need? This is the week.

I like to rotate rosaries and stuff, and then I like to get them blessed when I get a new one.

She's got, like, crosses and all this stuff. Her dad has how many cars? Three cars?

He has three at our house and has a couple more in, like, storage. Oh, my goodness.

This is your dad's religion right here.

Yeah.

We don't make fun of you for going to Bible studies. And Lydia does, by the way, do you know Lydia does?

Bible studies and bingo.

Do you know she does the rosary? Like, do you know, as a kid who grew up a Catholic, whenever they said we're going to do the rosary today, I would try to see if my mom would keep me home sick from school because it was the longest thing I've ever done in my life.

like you're saying i remember that from catechism takes 14 minutes it does not it does and i sent you podcasts so you can get walked through it under 15 minutes you and my sister tracy need

to be best friends because tracy does the rosary every day if not multiple times a day and i say to her all the time i'm like tracy can't you just do the the prayer that i do and just say god help me and that's it you know what i mean like and instead of having to do all the the our father's Hail Mary's, and all the rest of that stuff.

Or you can just listen to the podcast on the way into work.

I have, by the way, I've been doing my devotional, too, by the way, which is good. I've been doing that thing, which, by the way, I'm a big, that thing. You know, the Bible thingy?

Yeah.

The other one, too, is this is a bad week for me as a kid that was an altar boy because I used to always get scheduled to do the Stations of the Cross on, was it Thursday or Friday that they did it?

I got in so much trouble at the Stations of the Cross. No way, Megan, really? I set my acrylic nails on fires in the back of the church. In case you're wondering, they burn purple, they spark, and it's very fun. And I got kicked out of mass. Father Wurzel was pissed.

And she didn't think Lady Gaga's performance at Coachella was demonic. That's the girl lighting fires. Tell me what was demonic about it. Lighting fires in the back of church.

I'm so sick of this. We have actual demonic things happening in the world right now. Lady Gaga's Coachella performance was not one of them. And the only thing people can say was, it was red.

All right. Well, let me go back on course to my complaining about doing this. Before you derailed it.

Can I ask you something, Mojo? Mojo, did you see the little baby Jesus on your coffee this morning?

Who is this?

Is this from me?

That's from you?

Wait, I want one of those.

I love that.

Give it to me because you're not going to keep that. Mojo mentioned you wanted one a while ago.

Yeah, because Victor had one and got in trouble in his work for having that little baby Jesus. He would bring something like this to work every day and they yelled at him. Here, let's put it between you and me. Okay, we'll put it right here. We'll go right here. So real quick, I do want to throw this out there. So the Stations of the Crossing. So I would get, I would have to do the altar service and I would be the guy carrying the cross for the Stations of the Cross. They wanted us to kneel with the cross. And I said to them, I go, I got bad knees. Like I was like in eighth grade and I'm like, you're not even kidding me. I'm like, they want me to like sit in and do that. And the priest told me that if you can't do it for God, then who can you do it for? He guilted me into it. Gave me the Catholic guilt on the deal. So I've got bad feelings. When is the Stations of the Cross? Is that on Friday?

Fridays only.

Okay. And that's only during Easter? Yeah. All right. When can everybody give up on their Lenten promise? Like when can Bianca start drinking again?

Isn't it not until Sunday? After Easter. Yeah, Easter Sunday.

Easter Sunday is the day you can open up. Somebody told me that you can do it on any Sunday, though, that you have a dispensation day.

Someone also told me that, but I don't follow that. I'm like, if I'm going to go in, I'm going to go 100%. You know what I'm saying? No cheat days here. Although, Kev had to talk you out of eating Dave's hot chicken on Friday. Oh, yeah. And she still did. I ate chicken on Friday. It was Dave's hot chicken. You had to.

Wait, Lydia, you didn't partake in meat on Friday, did you?

Yes, I did. Yeah, she did.

Did you just switch it for Saturday? Because I heard you guys start thinking about that.

Sundays so I'll swap okay oh I didn't swap oh you better say like 12 more rosaries I know I'm glad Kevin's not here he'd be pissed why because what do you mean because Kevin was like Bianca are you

really about to do that right now like come on you don't need to eat the meat I did secretly when he wasn't looking I took a slider not Kevin telling you not to eat Kevin was doing that he

was so serious yeah too he like put his hands on her shoulders and he was like you have made it this far this is your commitment to jesus like yeah he was oh my god she wanted to have a piece

of my meat is it wait why did dave's hot we should not have food drops of chicken on fridays they should come in on thursdays when we're uh trying to observe lent we should only have the only people that should come in on fridays are fish fry places you know i can't have fish though either so why

can you not eat fish i'm allergic to everything i can't eat anything at all all right i didn't

know it was an allergy thing. I thought that that was some kind of a newfound religion thing that you're not even on the question. Alright, so Kendrick's keg. When Kendrick's keg details tomorrow morning on the show. We're off topic there. We'll talk. Yeah, it deals with Easter, though. Alright.

WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning Live.

Alright, it It is Mojo in the Morning Show, 844-MOJO-LIVE. Text is 95500. If you do call the show, let us know if you're a first-time, long-time, and we will shout you out. Even though Kevin is off today, we will make sure that we get you a shout-out. And then if you do text, look for us to call you back because we would love to get you on the radio, and we would love to get you to say hello. All right. I actually agree with Wes on this one, but go ahead, Shannon.

what happened okay so we had lucy's birthday party which we were talking about on um saturday evening and we ordered way too much food for all of us including we ended up taking home and you know me i'm not going to leave leftovers so we ended up taking home three almost full cheese pizzas from the restaurant so i had three pizza boxes that were stacked i know that's a lot of We didn't, but like between my ex-husband ordering and me ordering. Oh, I got it. And I wasn't aware of what he was ordering. He wasn't aware of what I was ordering. So we just ordered way too much food. Got it. So in the end, everybody was taking home food and we end up with three almost full-size pizzas. Like I said, like one piece had been taken from each pizza. And I thought, I'm going to bring these home because my stepson, and if you have teenage boys in your house, you know this, they wake up at two in the morning and they're starving. So I thought I'm going to throw him on the counter and then he'll have a snack and, you know, whatever, whatever's left over. I didn't think he was going to eat three pizzas, but he had his choice. Anyway, so that was Saturday. Then all day yesterday, I go last night to throw them away and Wes is sitting at the kitchen counter doing work and he screamed at me, what are you doing? And I said, I'm taking the pizzas to the trash because they're stinking up the kitchen and also they're no good at this point. They've been out for over 24 hours. And he said, oh, no, no, no, I'm going to bring them to work tomorrow, as in today, because I have a bunch of, like, college-aged and 20-something-year-old guys that I work with that will eat them for lunch. And I said, Wes, you cannot do that. By that point, the pizzas have been out for two days. They have their cheese. There's dairy on them. You're going to give everybody diarrhea. And he was like, he goes, trust me, they will eat the cold pizza.

Have you ever gone to New York? Yes. You ever go to Ray's Pizza in New York?

I've never been to Ray's, but I mean, I've gotten a New York slice of pizza.

All those pizzas that are in the little cabinet there that they have at those, like, pizza by the slice places, those things are all sitting out.

Okay, maybe hours, not days. Oh, they're sick. Not days. They're infrared lights. That's like, that kills bacteria, right?

Sure.

He wanted to bring in two-day-old pizza. I'm like, you are going to get everybody in that office sick.

Okay, but what's worse? I get, like, essentially vegan pizzas because just dairy and I don't get along any day of the week. But I will leave that out on the countertop overnight and eat it the next day. But that's just bread and veggies. And one day. That's only one day.

It's got a little bit of sauce on it, right? Okay. Right.

Red and veggies?

Is it the cheese that's the problem?

I don't think the cheese is the problem, though. I knew you wouldn't. I don't think that's why.

I think one of the pizzas was pepperoni.

How many times have you guys ordered Jets and then gone to bed at night, didn't put it away, and the next morning you woke up and you're just starving and all you want to do is eat it? We're talking about hours here.

Every time. That's maybe eight hours. Okay. I'll chance it at that point.

So you're telling me this is on your table at that party that you're at. You then go home and put it into cold and then pull it back out again. You don't think that that's got to have some bad effects?

I had the perfect example.

Birthday cake. Okay. Birthday cake's on the counter for two days. You still eating it? Oh, I had some this morning with my coffee before I came in.

Yes. There's just as much dairy in that.

Frosting the cake is cheese to pizza. No. It's not.

That's the news. Now you're going to be thinking about this when you're running to the bathroom. Oh, I don't care. I'm still having a cake when I get home.

Shout out to So Delish and Livonia. Best cake ever.

What's going on? Hi. What's happening, Jerry? What's up, Mojo? How you doing? I'm doing fantastic, Jerry. What are your thoughts on this whole idea of how many days can you leave pizza out and then still eat it?

Well, first of all, pizza is the best the day after, but I'd say probably two max, two

days max. So Wes would have been okay to bring that. He still was within the timeframe then to be able to eat it.

Oh, absolutely.

Absolutely.

You guys are gross. You're gross. You eat out of the garbage can. You're gross.

What is the one thing, though, that you will be okay to eat? Cake, obviously, was a good example. But what's another one, too? If there's a piece of... How about a chicken finger? Would you eat a chicken finger?

Today's, heck no. I ate a chicken finger once that I slept on. Peeled it off my back in the morning. I did eat a cheesy gordita crunch the morning after that. I found him next to me. There you go.

Bean burritos and cheesy gordita crunches.

We're talking about hours here.

Yeah. Armando, what's up? It's Mojo on the Morning. Hi.

Hi. I've been listening to you guys for a very long time. Actually, since I was in the fifth grade, and that was so long ago. And you guys actually came to my class with my principal and said hi. I believe it was you and Shannon. Okay. And I'm like 26 now, so that was a very long time ago.

That's awesome. Armando, how long would you eat pizza that's just sitting out on a counter? We're trying to stay on topic here.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Wait, what did you say? How long would I eat pizza for?

Armando, did you eat pizza that was left out all night? That's what I think just happened.

Picking up blind calls. Don't pick up.

I picked them up. It said Armando on there. What's going on, Melissa?

Hey, Mojo.

Hi. What are your thoughts?

I have to agree with Shannon on this one. i work at a restaurant and there is no way ew gross you guys wonder why you have stomach aches

all the time well that's the ibs i'm gonna have a stomach ache no matter what you don't think

well that too i get that melissa you don't think that the restaurants to leave that pizza sitting

out all the time like when they're serving you uh or no no no no no no no no no that is such a

health code violation no i need chefs or restaurant people to call us up and tell us stuff that we would never want to eat that's been left out all day how about ketchup and mayonnaise and mustard

what do you think about that that's on tables i was gonna say they leave it on the table no it's funny because at home i put all of those condiments in the fridge don't you

yes i do but some people some people don't put mayo and mustard no not ketchup and mustard

i like it cold no you don't i think you should every time you go to a restaurant i know but i'm That ketchup has been out for weeks. No. Yes. Mustard, too. Mustard doesn't go bad. Then why at home do we put it in the fridge? I don't know, but it does weird me out. My ketchup goes on the counter. I don't like cold ketchup. Hurts my teeth.

Christy, what's up?

Good morning, guys.

Good morning. What's going on?

I am team Shannon, but you guys leave it out on the counter.

That is like sociopath behavior. Come on. Well, okay, so here I'll tell you why. There was, these pizza boxes were humungo and they did not fit in our refrigerator.

Why did you not put them in like bags or like a little, like a Ziploc bags or anything?

Because I had had two glasses of wine and I wanted to go to bed.

He's fine to go to bed. Okay. Oh my God.

I could never, never, never, never.

Hold on a second. Misfit Victor said that there was a study that was done on, uh, on channel four about this. What's going on, Victor?

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. First of all, God, Ray's pizza is the fricking best. um no channel 4 did this study where they took uh three different pizzas one was put in the refrigerator the other one was like left out on the counter for two hours didn't put in the refrigerator and the other one was left on the counter for like a day or two now the one that was left on the counter had the most uh bacteria on there yeah

Whatever it had, like 2,600 as opposed to, like, 50. But as long as you're heating them over, like, 165 degrees, you're fine. I mean.

Is that a microwave heating?

Yeah. Microwave heat or oven or whatever. I mean.

So if you put it in, if you warm it up, then it's okay, you're saying.

Yeah. Yeah. Like, you bring up raised pizza. One time we stayed in Manhattan, me and my friends, and we had raised pizza for, like, two days. And the way we heated it up was it comes in a box with wax paper underneath it.

Yeah.

We took the iron from my room and the iron from the other room. That's desperation. We put the wax paper over the iron.

Who says iron?

And then held the other iron over it. I can't pay attention to your story.

It's not iron. It's iron.

We didn't have an iron. We just didn't have an iron.

Oh, get off my phone.

Why didn't you just go get more Raised Pizza?

I'm telling you that.

It was like four in the morning, and we just had whatever. But the best thing, Raised Pizza is open 23 hours a day. They close at 5 to mop and clean up, and then they reopen at like 6 or 7. Wow. It's the craziest hours ever. But the pizza is phenomenal.

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it's the second date update a mojo in the morning all right why are you not getting a call back

after you went on a date we're gonna find out for lauren here lauren how did you guys meet

hi uh yeah we met on instagram okay and then went out on a date with each other were you guys talking for a while yeah we talked for a while um and then we just went out to dinner

we met downtown that's cool um you like the guy you think he's cute and now he's not calling you back and you want to know what's going on does that happen a lot i hear more and more from you know friends and stuff that you know are out dating that it's like guys aren't calling back

after one date all the time yeah i i've been ghosted before uh it sucks every time but usually I honestly just don't really care about the guy because he kind of was giving red flags, but, um, with, with CJ, I don't know. I felt really good about it and I actually really like him and I feel like there's potential for a future. So yeah, I wanted to see.

All right. We're going to find out what's going on. CJ's on the phone with us right now. Hey, uh, will you say hello to Lauren? Hello.

Hi.

CJ, you could hear us talking. Lauren obviously had fun with you enough to think that you were going to call her back. Everything okay with you?

Yeah, everything's cool. Like, you know, she's very pretty and the date was very good. But. so uh i found out she was a virgin and waiting to marriage which you know i i do respect um and i didn't tell her it was an issue to her face but it it really is for me

okay why is why is that an issue for you

I mean, I'm just, I'm not like that. And, you know, I, I, frankly, I just, I like to be intimate with the people I'm with.

So you found out that she is a virgin and what makes you think though, that you guys couldn't have a relationship and who knows what can happen? Did she, did Lauren, did you talk about not having sex or not, or waiting to have sex?

We talked about it He asked me a few questions about it And I answered them I'm not ashamed It's my choice and that's what I choose But he seemed okay with it And it's not that big of a deal I mean

I didn't want Yeah and I didn't want to make it A big deal while we were on the date But I mean it kind of is to me But it's a big deal to you

And it's a big deal to her that she doesn't want to have sex until she gets married.

yeah and look look to you know give you like a phrase like i want a test drive before i buy

geez that's probably not the phrase that you should have come up with

oh my gosh that that's a terrible phrase yeah like i'm not something that you buy i'm a person and i was hoping to like kind of have a relationship with you i mean we could see where it goes we wouldn't be having sex really early on anyway so like but maybe why would you just see maybe he would i don't know i didn't get that vibe from cj yeah what but you gotta know i thought you wanted to kind of see where things went i thought you cared about personality and all the other things that build a foundation of a relationship you seem like a stand-up guy cj i think that you

want something more serious i am a stand-up guy i just think it's important to explore physically and see if you vibe early on and if not you know we can vibe in other ways cj like we already vibe

in other ways like i promise you even just like you you know having your hand on my back like walking me out like that was it felt great to me i don't think you're gonna change his mind

no lauren and nor do i think you need to no right no this is like this is a this is a big thing it

a big difference and that is okay um i i don't know why i'm always why am i always put aside because of this one thing about my life like why can't i just does this happen a lot for who i am yeah this happens all the time are you usually with guys that i would expect and i just feel like this is the one chance that i have to actually have a nice relationship so i don't know why this one too is gonna just fall like i'm sorry listen i lauren lauren i gotta tell you

something you're you i don't know you but you are somebody that is a human you're worth more than having this be something that you are uh you know having to worry about but i get it i get if this is something that always comes up whenever you talk about being a virgin and wanting to and i

think it's incredibly commendable by the way and you will you will eventually find the person that has that same mindset and that that that is of value to them and that is important to them and

it's just it's obviously not him hey caitlin wants to make a comment what's up caitlin

i think neither of them are wrong they're both entitled to how they feel if she wants to do that great for her if he wants because i feel like a relationship is 50 50 part of it's emotional and part of it is physical yeah so if he he's not wrong either but she is entitled to how she

feels too do you think that because a lot of people are texting the same thing he just wanted

to have sex and wanted to hook up no i don't think that's fair he very well could have just wanted that but i don't think that's fair but if somebody tells you i'm saving myself till marriage that doesn't mean oh i just wanted to hook up it could have been i wanted to hook up with you three months from now but that's not going to be an option like you set a premise when you say i'm waiting till marriage of a standard which is fine and that is your choice to do but it will eliminate some prospective daters what i didn't like is quite frankly i think she's the one being mean towards him saying i thought you were a stand-up guy you can be a stand-up guy and have sex with people before you're married because it doesn't fit your standards doesn't mean that he's not a stand-up guy and i also think that it's fine for him to say i'm over it i i don't want

to pursue this with you yeah mike you there yeah hey how you doing today hey what's going on buddy i was just letting uh i'm letting you guys know that um i condemn what she's doing i think it's great i'm a reborn virgin myself so um do you say i condemn what she's doing or commend what

did he say i think he meant to say commend oh okay because i'm saying i condemn what she's doing

It's okay.

Yeah.

Yeah, I'm a reborn virgin myself, so Tyler's very strong. She's going to find an amazing guy.

What made you decide to become a born-again virgin there, Mike?

Honestly, just growing up and honestly realizing that I want to be with one woman for the rest of my life, and I just want to wait for her.

Okay. All right. So no itchies and scratchies?

No, none of that.

All right. We're happy with that. A lot of people text in saying that they are supporting CJ for coming right out and saying this is what I want. Toya, are you supporting CJ or do you think that Lauren has every right to be upset?

I think Lauren has a right to be upset. However, I don't think CJ is wrong. But this is my thing. Why can't we be growing the dogs? CJ, if that's how you feel, tell her. Like, why are you ghosting her? Like, we're not 16 in high school. We are dogs. Come on. Just be like, hey, I enjoyed the.

but this is where I stand and let that be that. And Lauren, girl, do not get worked up over nobody who don't want to be with you, girl. He don't deserve that pee anyway after this point.

Especially something that is so very foundationally important to you and who you are and the kind of relationship that you want to have. I kind of understand the ghosting though because I'm guessing a lot of this is rooted in religion and it's very hard to say I don't agree with your religion to people. Wait, Lauren,

is it religion or is it just you don't want to

had a sex well i you know i grew up christian but i it's honestly it's mostly about just wanting that commitment and wanting to know that the person that i give myself to and give my life to is someone that i really love because if we really love each other then that physical part is just gonna come like it's about learning each other it's about learning with each other and like i'm up to do that with whoever i love that is the person that i will i want to learn how to satisfy you I want to learn how to do what you like and have you do the same for me so I feel like I'm a very sex positive person but it's like I just want that commitment where we're going to be in this together and we're going to go through it together and learn together so it's like it's kind of but it's also kind of just about having that commitment

Lauren stay strong CJ thanks for at least taking our call and giving her your honest answers and there's going to be more opportunity for both of you guys to find somebody that is exactly what you're looking for, okay?

Yeah. Thank you, guys. Yeah, you're right.

Tyler, what's up? I went to a private Catholic school, and we had girls at just the other end. They were fine with it. They kept their commitment. Really?

Wait, what? Why did you say just the other end?

There's a couple other holes.

Tyler, you went to Catholic school. You are not the pride of that Catholic school right now for calling that comment into this radio show. I want you right now to go to confession. This is Holy Week, my friend.

I know somebody who lost their virginity in a confessional.

Really?

True story. Catholic high school in Toledo.

Tyler, you better go to confession before this weekend.

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Lately, it feels like THC drinks are everywhere. So I went to Total Wine & More to see what all the buzz was about. Total Wine has so many options. I picked up the iced tea and peach THC drinks. From refreshing flavors to different styles and strengths, there's a lot to explore. With the lowest prices, it's easy to try something new. Ready to discover your favorite? Head to Total Wine & More today and explore their wide selection of THC-infused... beverages. Not available in all locations. Consume responsibly. Must be 21+.