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good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show it's good to have you guys here with us we've got war of the roses 7 40 this morning a girlfriend thinks that her boyfriend is cheating on her she says that she asked him for his passwords and to be able to follow him and he turned down both requests and now they've been dating for just a little over a year but she says that he has cheated in the past or she has been cheated on in the past I don't think he has cheated or she knows of that, but I think her suspicion is interesting. His response is even more interesting when we make the phone call. You'll hear that coming up at 7.40 this morning with War of the Roses. Also on the way today, we're paying bills again. We're giving you a chance to win $1,000, and who doesn't need that money? My God, everything is so expensive right now. Your chance to win a grand at least twice this morning and 13 total times today. So we will have that for you starting at 910 plus giving away a car. We're giving you a chance to win a brand new car or $25,000 cash. It's find the fob brought to you by Moran Automotive happening at 630, 730, 830, and 930. All right, it's Mojo in the morning. Went to the doctors yesterday to go check out. So far, everything looks okay. Thank God.

No torn rotator cuff or anything?

No torn anything. Thank God on that yet. We will figure out. I got more tests coming up. But then I also had to go to the pharmacy to go get, you know, medicines and things like that. So that was kind of interesting. But it also brought some interesting little things going on in my family because Chelsea was very nice. She took me and went with me and stuff. And we went to.

CVS and then had to go to Walgreens, you know, to go find stuff, which was more so not just for the drugs that I was getting, but it was to find things to put in my kids' Easter baskets.

Hell yeah.

Now, you will say to yourself, Mojo, your kids are grown-ass adults. Yeah, they are grown-ass adults. And I was trying to explain to Chelsea, what are we doing? Like, okay, Luke, I still a dependent. Luke is still, you know, technically kind of lives under our roof, even though he's away at college. The other two are kind of on their own. I don't even get to claim them on my taxes anymore. And as far as those guys are concerned, I don't think they deserve Easter baskets. But Chelsea, we're going to see Jacob this weekend. And she's like, well, I got to give him something for Easter. And I'm like, we don't have to give them anything. We've given them everything and at what age i asked this question at what age do you finally cut off your kids from

easter baskets i'm with chelsea here i am going to give those kids easter baskets until the day i die yes until the day they put me actually i don't want to be buried until the day they burn my body i am giving my kids easter baskets and spread your ashes over a bunny field no but my mom had a rule and her rule was i will make you easter baskets until you get married and then it's your husband's responsibility to craft up something for you wait a second husbands have to do that for their spouses that's crazy i think that's just what she said to like pass the torch a little bit so then when i got divorced i said mom guess what you got to make me an easter basket again

she never did she never did but i i will i will uh tell you that i don't take megan at all for this one because megan's gonna probably still be a child sitting on santa's lap oh yeah because And Scott Mick's never going to let her grow older.

No, never. And the funny part is Scott Mick does not want to make an Easter basket. And I threaten him with, I pick your nursing home. So you better get me an Easter basket, bitch. Or you're going to end up in a basement somewhere with no caregiver. But I love that he hasn't given up yet. He's such a good dad. He has not given up yet. But every year it gets crappier and crappier. like the candy choices went from like the high-end stuff to like the the generic whatever the grocery store brand is i don't get a basket it's just a bag of candy sitting on the countertop and

i'm like it's still free candy i'll take it no it's you well you see that in our house it becomes more expensive candies because now they get like movie theater type type sized candy and then they end up getting like expensive candies like the garrigellies or whatever the hell they're called do you do alcohol uh and they actually yes you know what then it's a big bottle of tito's or you know tequila or something in there so um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i want to just do an impromptu survey here do you think my kids are spoiled rotten brats no that's not the survey The survey is, is there an age limit? Is there a cutoff date? Is there a time to stop this? Madness. I think we should tell them the truth, that there is no bunny that comes to your house.

That's not true. Take it back. That's not true. There is none. Take it back. That's not true.

We have Santa Claus. We're not having this whole shenanigans of this.

This is Santa's friend.

I tried to tell Chelsea this is a religious holiday. This is not a stupid Easter holiday.

They're all stupid holidays.

yeah give me candy this is big big this is a big religious thing is is interesting because samantha and kieran my stepkids are in high school and i'm like what in the heck am i going to get them like they don't want piddly peeps and you know whatever else is in lucy and smith's easter basket so for samantha it's it's almost like a mini christmas she wants new she wants to redo her room she wants new so i got her new bedding for her room and i just tied it in like a big pretty springy bow i'm like well that's gonna be your easter basket like i'm not even

putting it getting a basket i don't know you need to be like my dad my dad he says you get what you get that's what my dad would say my dad my dad was never playing around with stuff like that if we ever opened up a christmas gift and didn't look like we were excited about the whole thing he'd take it back he'd go where's the receipt oh yeah my dad my dad didn't play my dad was from a third world country man he came over here from cuba for god's sakes they barely had anything he was like You're lucky you have socks, kids.

What's a Cuban tradition?

Cube for what? For Easter's?

Yeah.

I don't know. I know Christmas. They sing Feliz Navidad. What's going on, Kirsten?

Hi, Mojo. The answer is never. You never stop getting the kids Easter baskets.

Oh, wrong.

Chelsea's right.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You're wrong. You're spoiled. You're spoiled. You're on are you kirsten i'm 31 and are your parents still also helping you pay for your cell phone bill oh

my god no they are not i don't believe it i i help pay for my 12 year old daughter's cell phone bill

i pay her phone bill now the rules have changed you have you have a child your parents have a grandchild from you and they are still getting you easter baskets yes and i still get that my

daughter's yes yes it's just how the world works mojo you're in the minority here this is crazy

If you're going to choose to have children, you're going to choose to give Easter baskets for the rest of their life.

Unbelievable. What's up, Kenyatta? Hi.

Mojo, I'm so sick of you. We're going to do it for our babies as long as we can. Tell them, Kenyatta. I was 39 when my mother passed, and I was still getting stuffed.

Oh, my God.

I love it.

You were still on the teat at 39 years old, for God's sakes, Kenyatta.

Yeah, I do.

Come on.

I didn't want to get off of it. I didn't want to get off of it.

You're a grown-ass woman, Kenyatta. I thought more highly of you, but this is unreal.

And I had a kid. I sure did. And a fiance.

Oh, my God. Jeez. I love you, Kenyatta. Take care of yourself. What's going on? Kelly, hi. How are you?

I'm good. How are you?

Good. Kelly, please tell me, you're how old?

I am 25. I just turned 25.

And your mother doesn't still make you an Easter basket, does? She sure does, and she hides it every year.

Oh, my God. No, not the hiding.

That's too much. You got to find it still? Do you do Easter egg hunts in your house still?

Well, actually, with my cousins, we're all old enough now that we do shooters and money, and we hide it on my grandparents' property.

Oh, my God.

But I still get a full Easter basket, and I have to find it every morning.

That is unreal. You're still going out on an Easter egg hunt. That's crazy. What's up, Thomas? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning. Who are you?

Man, happy Taco Titty Tuesday to everybody. Listen, I feel like you are never too old to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ. So we can party and eat candy and turn up and take communion. Whatever your alcohol of choice is, take communion, man. Let's get it.

But we're talking Easter baskets here. Do you still get an Easter basket from your parents?

I mean, my mom, not so much anymore. But, I mean, I still do it for my kids. My oldest is about to be 17.

Okay. All right. By the way, you just said Taco Titty Tuesdays and then talked about the resurrection of Christ. I hope you can go to confession for that one.

Bless me, Father Mojo, for all of us.

I got you. I got you, my friend. Have a great day. What's up? Amanda wants to say something to Megan. What's that, Amanda?

good morning everyone morning Megan you are lucky to get even a bag of candy my sister is 10 years older than me and had 3 kids that girl was getting an easter basket well into her 30s I can't tell you the last time I got an easter basket and I'm not gonna lie it breaks my dang heart enjoy that bag of candy Megan and Mojo leave her alone

yeah but this is also the joys and the responsibility of being the favorite child

and you're not Amanda but you're not Amanda

I'm the favorite. Do you know how many times I have to call my father a day? I'm definitely not the favorite.

Yeah.

I know you're not on that phone bill either.

No, but your sister is.

No, unfortunately not.

I guarantee your sister is. Your sister probably is not only.

No, she probably is.

They're probably paying her insurance, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're really screwed.

No, my niece and nephews are probably on it, too.

That's amazing. Have a great day. We'll see you. Take care of yourself.

It's Mojo in the Mornings, back in the day. Let's go. Back in the day.

This was the year that Taylor Swift performed the national anthem at the Lions game. This was back when she was country. Can you tell? Look how young she sounds. Night at the Museum starring Ben Stiller premiered. Ah, Teddy Roosevelt. Yes. He was our fourth president, right?

26th.

26th. And the big song.

Smack that from Akon M&M.

We got tickets so that you can go to Crunk Fest Takeover at Little Caesars Arena starring Little John, E-40, Young Jock, and more. Good luck.

You talk a big game in a car. Now prove how smart you are. Tell us the year this stuff happened. 844 Mojo Live. 844-665-6548. I can't get enough. Tell me about how we cheated on you five times already and is doing it again. Another world-famous War of the Roses happens at 7.40 on Mojo in the Morning. It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. We give you clues.

Taylor Swift sang the national anthem at a Lions game when we were very bad. This was the United at the Museum starring Ben Stiller, premiered in theaters. Ah, Teddy Roosevelt. Yes. He was our fourth president, right? 26th. 26th. And the big song Smack That from Eminem and Akon. What year was it, Haley?

2006

It was Congratulations

Congratulations to you

You are getting some tickets You're going to get a pair of tickets to go to Crunk Fest Takeover Lil Jon E-40 Young Jock All the great artists that we play in the Throwback Throwdown Lil Caesars Arena May the 24th Congratulations to you

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Thank you so much What's going on Haley You feeling good this morning?

Oh yeah

I like it What are we doing today? Are we going to work? or are we deciding we can stay home?

Yeah, I'm taking my kids to school and going to work.

Oh, man. Did kids go to school this early?

No, not yet. I take my husband to work.

Man, oh, man. What are you, the bus driver in that house? What's going on here?

He's like it every day.

Wow.

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Wouldn't that be funny, by the way? Because I usually leave my car keys in the cars a lot of times when I'm parking. Oh, yeah. I don't. You know what I figure, first off? That's what insurance is for. Oh, my God. So I leave my keys in it sometimes. Wouldn't it be funny if a listener goes and jumps in it and just takes off? That's my car. That's my car.

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Okay, so I think I watched this video three or four times yesterday because it was so funny. Vice President J.D. Vance ended the Ohio State football team's visit to the White House yesterday by literally fumbling the team's national championship trophy and breaking it. I mean, he didn't really break it. It was kind of made the... I didn't know it comes apart. Okay, so neither did he. Obviously, neither did I. But after speeches by President Trump, Buckeyes coach Ryan Day, and Vice President Vance himself, the Ohio State grad, Yes, he went to OSU, tried to hoist the trophy off the table. He did not count on its golden upper part being designed to separate from the black base. So after some struggling, I'm trying to figure out how to pick this thing up. He lost his grip on both pieces. And I don't know if you saw, but the base fell to the ground and then like tumbled. So he had to chase after it a little bit to grab it again. Afterward, he was cracking jokes. He said, I didn't want anyone after Ohio State to get the trophy, so I decided to break it.

My favorite is the Stanley Cup has had more dents and dings from people just dropping it from drunkness.

They cut it in half.

That they say that that thing has to get refurbished every single year because there's so many issues to it. I didn't know that these trophies, like that trophy, would come apart. It seems to me like a cheap trophy if it's doing that.

Well, it seems to me like a bad idea because all of these players after the games, like they hold their heads.

I think that, you know what I think it is? I think it's, well, it's the base part, obviously, that is just to hold the thing. And usually you just hold the, you just pick it up. You just hold the trophy. The trophy, yeah.

Okay, that makes sense to me. So yesterday, the women on Blue Origin's space mission were having a blast during their 12-ish minutes in space. Katy Perry, Gayle King, Lauren Sanchez, and the rest of the crew were floating around, checking out the scenery, taking photos, taking selfies.

Katy Perry saying what a wonderful world. It's about making space for future women and taking up space and belonging and it's about this wonderful world that we see right out there and appreciating it. This is all for the benefit of Earth. Gail King said the experience was a good

reminder for her. To me it's such a reminder about how we need to do better be better. do better be better human beings it's so nasty and so vitriolic nowadays and i mean if everybody

could experience that peace that we had they got roasted oh yeah i was gonna say they people were

not excited about these guys on the internet here's one of them right oh really okay Hold on a second here. Diva, you're not supposed to go to space for literally no reason, girl. You're not supposed to do that and spend $11 million when people can't afford groceries, when the markets are crashing, Miss Boots. You look really out of touch, Miss Mama. You're going to go to international space prison, girl.

I mean, everybody kind of saying the same thing.

Well, the problem is if they were going to space to explore and they were going to go and stay up in space is one thing. They didn't even get to space. They got up in the sky somewhere in the atmosphere. Like, you know what I mean? Like, that's not... Space is, you're walking on the moon. You know what I mean?

Yeah. But Katy Perry's second Gets a Wonderful World is giving Gal Gadot, imagine all the people. Yeah. I mean, it was just the whole thing. It was just the outfits. A Minecraft movie is still at the top of the box office.

Chicken jockey.

And over the weekend, Jack Black actually showed up at one screening to deliver that

little pre-movie spiel for today's presentation of a minecraft movie please no throwing popcorn and also no lapis lazuli and also absolutely no chicken jockeys That was smart of him to do that.

That's cool.

And we were just talking about Easter and Easter baskets. Well, rabbit advocates, that's the thing, say bunnies do not make good Easter gifts, so pretty pleased do not give them for a lot of reasons. One, if a bunny is not spayed or neutered, they can become aggressive, prone to biting. Two, did you guys know that rabbits can live as long as 14 years? So that cute little gift can turn into a very long-term investment. And let's be real, kids are going to get bored with that bunny real fast. And you cannot just dump them in the wild because domestic rabbits, very different, and need different food than wild bunnies. They don't have the same survival instincts. So just buy them a stuffed animal rabbit instead of the real thing.

I can't believe how many people have, like, chickens and pets, you know, as pets, or even, like, do their own eggs at home and stuff nowadays.

That's a big thing.

Like, everybody's urban farming and stuff like that. To me, it's like, I don't even want my two dogs. You know what I mean?

Oh, we know.

If I had to have a bunny around for 14 years, can you imagine that?

How old are your dogs?

They are 10 right now, so I'm kind of, like, sitting there thinking they're midlife crisis, maybe.

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It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55.

5 at 6.55. Yo, 5 at 6.55. Go now.

We've got Miss Palmer, middle school teacher from Lance Cruz Schools, on with us this morning. We've got Rob, your challenger from Hazel Park. It says you're a mechanic for appliances, for Lowe's. I may need you, my friend. Can you fix washers, dryers, dishwashers, all the rest of that stuff? I can fix Lowe's. Oh, my God. You're in need right now. All right. Miriam, say hello to your challenger, Rob.

Good morning, Rob.

Good morning. And Miriam, I'm going to lock you up in a soundproof area. You have never been there before. you're going to get to talk to Lydia for a little bit while I ask questions to Rob, okay? Okay. All right, we'll see you in a second. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Rob, question number one. This rapper, real name Aubrey Graham, announced he's working on a new album. Who is he better known as?

Oh, I had you down. I'm sorry. Say it again. Drake. Question number two. Nick Carter is being sued by a woman who claims that he gave her a bunch of STDs. Name two of Nick's fellow Backstreet Boys bandmates. You got to name two at least.

Oh, wow.

I'm going to pass on that. Pass on that one. Question number three, Paige Beckers went number one to the wings in last night's WNBA draft. What does the WNBA stand for?

Women's National Basketball League, our association.

Question number four, Travis Kelsey showed up to a high school football practice in Georgia over the weekend. What position does he play for the Kansas City Chiefs? Tight end. And question number five, it's going to be an audio daily double. Question number five, today is actress Emma Watson's 35th birthday. We're going to play an audio clip from the movie franchise that Emma starred in. I want you to name that movie franchise. Are you ready?

Yep.

Of course, here it is. Nicholas Flamel is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone. What? Honestly, don't you two read?

What movie franchise was that? Harry Potter. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area.

You did pretty great, Rob. Four out of five.

Wow, four out of five, Rob. Look at you. Yay. That is Megan clapping, not Shannon. She will not clap anymore after I made fun of her clapping yesterday.

Blood strike.

No more clapping for Shannon. Miriam, you've got to beat four out of five. This is interesting because there's some tough questions in here. Are you ready?

Oh, I hope so.

Question number one. This rapper, real name Aubrey Graham, announced he's working on a new album. Who is he better known as?

Oh, no.

Three seconds.

Three, two, one. I have to pass. I don't know.

Drake is the answer to that. That's the only question that you can miss.

That I can miss.

Question number two. Nick Carter is being sued by a woman who claims that he gave her a bunch of STDs. Name two of Nick's fellow Backstreet Boy bandmates.

Oh, Lord. These are hard.

Three seconds. Oh.

I don't know that either. I have to pass. Oh, I have to be on the top.

We got a new champ. We got a new champ. You could have said AJ, Brian, Kevin, or Howie. New champ.

Here it is. Rob is back with us tomorrow.

Paige Becker's number one pick in the WNBA draft to the Dallas Wings. Well, what does WNBA stand for? What does WNBA stand for? That was the question.

Oh, Women's National Basketball Association. Yes.

All right. Next question. Travis Kelsey. What position does he play for the Kansas City Chiefs?

Tight end. Yes.

And last question, it's Emma Watson's birthday today. What movie franchise is this clip from?

Of course, here it is. Nicholas Flamel is the only known maker of the film. Oh, dang it.

That one question is the only one you missed.

If you would have just been a BSV fan.

Oh, my God. Well, or Drake.

I know, I know. I was an in-drink fan. Same, same.

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It's Mojo in the Mornings. 5 is 6.55. 5.55.

Rob, we'll see you tomorrow, so make sure you wake up early with us, okay? Hold on one second. I'll be ready. All right. Don't go anywhere, guys.

WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Mornings. Hey, guess what?

I think that we are like seconds away from selling out our More Mojo podcast. More Mojo podcast two, it's where we do our More Mojo podcast live, and we'll be doing it at the Imagine Theater Friday, May the 16th. The tickets are a mere $25 with 100% of that proceed going to Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish. and thank you to imagine they always donate I mean tons of money tens of thousands of dollars actually hundreds and hundreds of thousands of dollars over the years to breaking and entering but they do this as an opportunity to to try to give back at a time when we're normally not even doing fundraising for breaking and entering and it's fun to be able to be out and and use their great home over in Royal Oak as our broadcast facility. If you want to go, yesterday I think there was only like seven tickets left or seven seats left. I don't know what it is now, but go to imagine-entertainment.com to buy your tickets. If you don't buy them today, there's no chance for you to get them probably because I think that this thing is going to be done. So mojoswish.org for information about breaking and entering. and you can also buy tickets there, or imagine-entertainment.com. All right? So there's that. All right, Mojo in the Morning, War of the Roses. Got that coming up here in just a little bit. Busting cheaters. That's happening this morning. Cav is out today. Shannon, Megan, Lydia, Bianca, Zach, and myself, Mojo, all hanging out here. Shannon, I remember it well. I remember the fifth grade and how I would come home from school every single day with my face wide open as I learned about vaginas. I learned about penises. Vagina. I learned about drugs. Are they doing drugs too in school?

So I think the penises and vaginas is next week, if I'm not mistaken. But I was still surprised when I called Luz. She's with her dad this week. And yes, she's in fifth grade. And she was talking to me about how they watched a video about kids getting high on whipped cream canisters and glue and Sharpies. Hell yeah. And I was like, wait, what?

Were me or Megan in any of those videos? I was going to say.

No, but I'm like, wait, why are they explaining it that way? But then I'm like, oh, I guess, I mean, that's, that's real. That could be real. God, I, I hope, you know, it never is for my child and children or anybody. But I'm like, we had the D.A.R.E. program. It just, I don't remember that being a part of it.

In D.A.R.E. program, we just talked about, I think it was like weed.

It was weed.

Yeah. Yeah, I know. I think that was a big deal. But then I think that as time went by, we all realized that they were so passionately trying to make weed illegal. so then they started saying super glue you know uh like markers like you said any other stuff

could do it yeah the computer keyboard spray whatever that is and then when did the uh the

whole uh sucking uh huffing yeah huffing happened that was was that in the early 2000s yeah oh yeah

yeah yeah but she is talking about that and she's like mom you lose brain cells i'm like yes you do But then, like I said, I think not this week, but it's next week that it's that time of year. Then they do sex ed. And I mean, I am as old as I am now. And I still very, very vividly remember those classes of like fourth grade, girls learned about puberty and periods. But fifth grade, everybody came together and girls learned about boys and boys learned about girls. And I remember Matt Chapman fainted when we learned about or when they showed like the the vagina and the uterus and they talked about periods. It's it doesn't go well. I mean, what is a vagina? Yeah.

Wait, so he fainted when he saw a vagina for the first time.

Well, they don't show an act like a real life vagina. They described what happens during a period. And that was that was to be fair. I want to faint every month. So I get it.

You know, what's funny is that my classes were taught by Mrs. Lenz, who is like 80 years old and should not have been teaching it. And then they pushed the I went to Catholic school, St. Michael's. They would push the girls off to Mrs. Lenz, which honestly, Mrs. Lenz. Oh, she would kept me from having sex anytime. Then they made the guys go to Father Mike and the guys had to go to Father Mike. And I'm thinking to myself now, looking back on it, Father Mike never had sex, I don't believe, or at least hadn't had it for a while. You know what I mean? Or hopefully he didn't have it for a while. But yeah, so it was kind of weird how they would do that. I don't know. Who went to public school? Who went to private schools? Both.

I was public.

So you were public? Yeah. I bounced back and forth. Where did you guys go to, Lydia and Bianca and Zach? Where did you guys go to schools? Did you guys go to the... Because I feel like the public schools had... Zach was public. uh lydia bianca where were you guys lydia was public right was she public are you guys i don't

know where they are i'm public yeah but debbie's on the phone right now yelling at me for yesterday

tell debbie to go suck okay they haven't learned about that yet debbie hold on debbie you're banned from calling the show for a month goodbye

uh who's debbie she was just being really mean to me and telling me she's the reason that

I have a job, so.

Debbie is do not pick up Debbie, who Debbie. What'd she do? I picked her up yesterday. She had a great call. Oh, I didn't know who that was. But you cannot be mean to the staff. We're not being mean to staff. Yeah, no. All right, you're banned for a month. We'll talk to you on May the 15th.

By the way, I've already had these conversations with Lou about, you know, puberty periods, all of that sort of thing. I just, I didn't think I had to have the conversation about huffing with her. Hold on a second. Why not? That's why when she came home, I'm like, Jesus.

fifth grade but you have those conversations because kids like me were in the back huffing the rubber cement like you need to have those combos when i realized you could get high off of rubber cement you had to lock it up around me i loved it was like gasoline i loved it i know i've got six brain cells left and it's all because of rubber cement what do you think was a bigger

issue for you was it a bigger issue for the sex education or the drug stuff because i think for me it was uh neither because i was a really lame kid i had nothing going on well because i i hopped

back and forth from public schools to private schools i had such an interesting sex ed education like i spent half of sixth grade in public schools and half in private schools like i switched even in the middle of the year and probably taught very differently oh public schools taught me the function of everything private schools they brought in that what was her name pam she was a lecturer that would come in and be like you're a piece of chewed of gum if you touch anybody ever and like would scream at us yeah she was viral on the internet like she went from private school to private school and i think her name was pam and she just screamed at kids sounds right pam sounds like a name yeah and it was no it was truly wild but i feel like the dare program was

pretty consistent so you know what was interesting for me was the kids who went to uh public school had better um props like their props were better yeah they had the they had state issued props we

had catholic issued props dude the deer program we got t-shirts you got to pick neon green or neon

pink i had the pink one it was amazing hey erica uh is mad at us for this topic why are you mad

at us erica i just feel like it's super early and the second you said vagina my son was like semo joe you just wrecked it we had to change station erica but this is never too late to talk

to your kids about this stuff. We're talking about fifth graders.

But it's too early in the day.

No. It's too early in the day. Vaginas, it's never too early for vaginas.

Here we go. It's never. You know who you're listening to, Erica. Erica.

Erica.

Here we go.

Put your son on the phone and let Uncle... No. No. Absolutely do not. No, he's out the car. He's out the car. Let Uncle Mojo teach him.

I need to hear the story.

We had to turn. If there are any schools that would like Uncle Mojo to come to your school to speak to you

guys about sex or drugs what do you think you would do a better ted talk on i honestly i think

i'd probably be better at the drugs part you actually should have what you should do is you should have me come in and talk about my bad experience friday night falling downstairs from being drunk too much and let's talk about alcohol usage because i think alcohol usage they don't

ever talk about in schools that is so true it's never never brought up the only time with that story then okay the only time we talked about alcohol was did you guys have to do that prom thing where they crashed a car and a helicopter came in yes yeah and i think these kids nowadays

man they're putting vodka and water bottles when they're in eighth grade what's going on joey hi

hey how's it going oh hey you know what it's going okay what's going on with you you uh just chopping kids off at the school but i've got something that megan probably will know of but uh it's uh whippets in the walk-in guys what's up whippets in the walk-in those are all

the kids you wanted to hang out at the restaurant uh you go into the walk-in cooler in the back that's when they were doing it go back to the line joey how old are your kids

uh 13 and 11 that's i'm telling you this is the time for them you know what i mean like this is

the time where you got to have these conversations with them because honestly i totally agree with the the sex ed conversation at this age obviously these kids you know 10 11 12 13 they're like in the throes of puberty the getting high conversation i had to sit there and go is that age appropriate

oh no i don't know channon i'm telling you these i think that the kids nowadays especially with weed being illegal they got their parents pens and stuff i think they gotta you gotta know how to have this conversation with them and just explain it and plus a lot of kids nowadays are seeing their parents do you know weed like i i used to see my parents just drink martinis you

know what i mean and old fashions and i think the big thing is um teaching your kids what not to try i don't i and i'm i'm so curious for a parent who has a kid going through the dare program how they present it because i do think weed and alcohol shouldn't be presented in a certain way It should be more about safety than like, don't do it ever.

but then we talk about fentanyl all the time and how kids try something one time so we should be educating them don't ever try that it's so scary and don't take something from another kid is the biggest thing that you got to talk about i also wish and maybe that i'm again not a parent no idea i never saw lsd until i went to college and then i saw somebody on a really bad trip i saw somebody on a really bad trip one time made me never want to try we need to start showing people

on these drugs show show somebody all strung out i'm telling you that that does it to you what's up

abby hi hi uh when i was in fifth grade and we learned about drugs i told my teacher that i was going to try cocaine because um one or two out of three of us were going to try drugs and if we looked around the classroom i was going to be one of the two and that one sounded the best wow what did your teacher do that's wild um so i had to have a sit down with my parents and here's where i think my mom was like the best parent ever because we argued about it for a while like i was like guys it's statistics like two and three of us look at megan gregor chuck isn't doing drugs but i probably will and like i was i was set i was like setting up in on it and my mom like sat down with the principal and said hey you know what statistically speaking are you going to do this before you're 18 and i was like no probably not i have pretty involved parents and she's like okay well then we'll revisit this conversation i love that though i love that you said that

we got to talk about vaping too that's another one everybody's still vaping man that's so hugely popular nowadays and you can go get vapes anywhere it seems like erica what's up

hi good morning so i want to encourage shannon if lucy takes notes to read them after her class because when my daughter was in fifth grade and took sex ed i read her notes afterwards and one of her notes said girls are filled with eggs we're chickens and i i was a little concerned but she's 24 now and perfectly fine

not everyone is good at sneaking around we're about to prove it another world famous war of the roses happens at 7 40 on mojo in the morning all right it is mojo in the morning show today is

tax day. Is there anybody that hasn't done their taxes yet? You haven't? Not yet? Really?

Let me tell you. I don't get it. I don't understand it. Taxes are an absolute joke anyways. Not that I'm against paying. I'm very pro-taxes. But you're going to sit here and tell me the government doesn't know how much I have paid, how much I owe them, and if I owe them more. The fact that we have to file is

malarkey. It should just be a flat thing. Just do it.

You know, and I know you know, because if I do it wrong, you're going to tell me I did it wrong. You know, you know, stop making me do this. I'm stressed out. I'm fragile. And I want to keep huffing rubber cement.

One in three people will not do their taxes and haven't done their taxes yet. And today is the day that you got to turn them in. And I will say this to you. It to me is something still that as a grown ass man that I always say, I pay my taxes. Well, literally, I had no idea how to do them. I have no clue.

I did my federal and state because if I can do that online by clicking a few buttons and just scrolling through, I'm going to do it. But where I had an issue was my local taxes, and I live in the city of Detroit now. And ask me how many forms I had to fill out for my taxes.

How many forms?

Four forms. Four forms that I had to fill out. Just for the city? Line by line. Just for the city. I still have to print them out and now mail them today. And if you're wondering, do I owe or do I got a return? I paid exactly the right amount. I'm $1.50 off from the tax. I overpaid by $1.50.

Do they send you a check for $1.50?

No, they go, you're good.

We'll keep it.

I'd want my $1.50. Yeah. If I would, that's a, well, it's like half a coffee, you know. So I, last night, had a full mental breakdown, doing my taxes. Had to FaceTime my dad on my laptop, share my screen with him, and have him walk me through the process. And I just kept going, I'm going to file an extension. F this. I hate, I don't know what's happening. I hate this. I'm just going to, and he's like, we're going to get through it. This poor man got yelled at me, or by me, 17 times last night as he's trying to walk me through this. He's being so helpful. I'm at the end of my rope. I cannot do it. But I'm curious. I just wanted to file an extension and say, what is the point? I already paid it. They don't owe me anything. I don't owe them anything. Why is this happening?

So here's the thing. I just did a statistic that said, and this is actually really interesting. Lauren just texted us in, 734. She said, statistics said one in three, and Megan is the one who hasn't done it. LOL. Which, by the way, it's interesting because you think about that. You got one in three people doing it. You know that there's some people that you know that haven't done their taxes yet.

I had to drop off a return.

at the post office yesterday, which is very easy because it's prepaid. You know, I just go drop it in the bin or whatever. I had to, I was like, what the heck is going on? I had to wait in line to turn onto the road with the post office, then wait in line to turn into the post office parking lot, then wait outside to even get in through the door, even though I didn't need any of the services. I just needed to drop this thing. And then I realized it was everybody there. Doing their taxes? Doing their taxes.

Wow, day before. It's so funny because I think people would e-file, but you know what? I don't want them having my money that soon. What's going on, Jeremy? Hi. How you doing? What's happening? Good.

I file taxes every other year.

Real? How do you get away with filing taxes every other year?

Because I got joint custody of my children, so I file every other year, so that way I don't got to pay. If I file this year, I owe them $1,500 or something like that.

I always wonder to these people that don't ever file taxes every year, I wonder how they get away with stuff like that. Is that how it works or no?

You still have to file for yourself.

I know I got one buddy who's 1099, and he does lift, and he's been doing it for 10 years and never filed a tax form ever.

Those guys are the greatest. My favorite is I have a buddy named Jeff, and I shouldn't say where he lives, but Atlanta, Georgia. And Jeff in Atlanta, Georgia hasn't paid taxes in more than a decade, and I keep telling him, don't look out your window because they're probably sitting out there.

Wait, the Jeff I know, Jeff? Oh, yeah. Are you kidding me? More than a decade. Ten years. Ten years.

Has never passed in 10 years, never paid his taxes. Honestly, I don't have enough, like, courage to do something like that, balls to do something like that. Maybe towards the end of my life, that will be like my thing. I will go, ah, screw it. What's up, Paige?

My comment is that, Megan, they want you to do the taxes and they want you to be late because they want the penalty fees. They want all the extra money that you get.

You know what, Paige? I never knew, Paige, if you file an extension, that you actually have to be paid up in time. like I always thought I thought you got the extension and they gave you that grace period till October but I never knew if you owe money you got to pay it right away like you can't just you got to have on April 15th yeah so April 15th you have to have your money in by hold on a second your tax man is on the phone with us Megan Scott Mick is on the phone oh you poor poor man Scott is on Scott's uh Megan's dad but also the show dad because he's going to help anybody that hasn't

done their taxes yet scott hi oh no no lydia already warned me the irs is listening so i think nobody is paying enough taxes everybody should have them turned in and the guy who said he pays every other year i think we should find him i think that is wrong scott mick how many forms did we thought like fill out i i haven't i i grew up in detroit but i haven't lived in detroit in many years i had no idea it was that complicated to do taxes and the really amazing part was so you fill out all these forms and the line on your w-2 and the line you end up with are identical amounts but you can't use the w-2 i don't understand because the w-2 isn't pretty enough and it's it's not it doesn't have different colors on it you needed the w-5

And, Scott, they wonder why in Detroit people don't pay their taxes because they don't want to do it because it's too hard.

It was surprisingly complicated. I live in Ohio, and you guys are nuts. Just go south. It's way easier.

Yeah.

Way, way easier.

Hold on, hold on. Ohio for dummies. Maggie, you're on with us here, and we got Scott Mick on the phone. What's going on, Maggie?

Good morning, guys. How are you? Good morning. Good.

What's happening?

So, Megan, what you have to watch out for is my daughter lives out in Canton-Westland area, but she works in Detroit. So she not only gets hit with her regular taxes, but she also gets hit with Detroit taxes.

Yes, which is the, that's why I had to fill out four tax sheets. And the whole time, it just kept saying over and over again, you cannot use your W-2. do not use your W-2, fill out all of these things instead of a W-2, and then all of it was the exact same as my W-2. I almost whipped my computer across the room. My dad offered last night to drive up to Detroit to help me with this because he thought I was going to punch a hole in my wall.

You're an angel, Scott. You are an angel. Hold on a second.

Can you use your W-2?

Can you write that computer that you whipped across the room? Hold on real quick. Olivia, we're going to all boo Olivia. Olivia, are you there?

I'm here.

Tell everybody about you being a do-gooder.

Well, you know why? Because now I got a dependent. So I'm like, okay, January 1st, where is my W-2? Because now I get money back. But before when I worked in restaurants, we know people was like, oh.

She files her taxes. When did you file your taxes?

Like February 1st.

Oh, my God. Government suck up. She already bought a couch from Garner White with her money. Right?

You know the money that's already spent? The freaking tip club and whatever. What's going on? It just kind of makes me feel better to get a little bit back.

I always love the people that do file their taxes right away. You know they're getting money back, and you know that they use their taxes as their savings account. That's their thing. Scott, well, the IRS is on the other line, and they say you are a great American, Scott.

Thanks, Dan. I love those guys. I love those guys. That's my middle name, IRS.

By the way, you love those guys until you get that letter from them saying, hey, can we talk to you guys about 2023? You know?

Hey, sorry I yelled at you last night. I love you.

Wait, he's helping you?

and you yelled at him? Multiple times.

If I were you, I would have just hung up the phone. When my kids call me, Scott, and they yell at me when I'm trying, they want my help, oh, click.

I know. Honestly, the next time he asks for tech help, I can't yell at him. I'm so sorry.

Oh, my gosh. If she's homeless, she moves back in with me. So, no, I'll help her pay her tax. Don't miss this. We'll talk to you later, Scott. Take care. Sounds good. You too. The legend, Scott Mick. The best.

Love him.

Is Mick his real name or is that an alias? The IRS wants to know.

Hold on. Unfortunately real.

When we come back here next, she says that he won't share his passwords or do location share with her. And she thinks that he's cheating. What's the story? War of the Roses coming up and then what do you got in the dirty?

Man, Lil Nas X suffering from some sort of mystery illness. We'll get into that. And one of the Backstreet Boys being sued for rape. That story coming up in the third eight.

Cheating is a choice. Another world-famous War of the Roses happens at 7.40 on Mojo in the Morning. Cheat and you'll get caught. It's the War of the Roses in minutes on Mojo in the Morning.

Find the fob. It's like playing a game of find the remote control at home, you know? Just got to find. This is actually a pretty good contest. I should do it with my kids. My kids were little like your kids are, Shannon. I would have done this all the time. All right, $5 to find the remote, and you're going to get some money for that.

My kids would be like, $5, $20. Yeah, right. And then we'll do it.

And then they'd be hiding the remote from me. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We're giving away a brand-new Chevy. We're doing this at Moran Chevrolet, and they have any car on their lot that could be yours. All the contestants will get there. They'll go pick up which car they think has the fine, the fob in there, the fob that's inside of it. And if it starts it up, they win it. So 844-MOJO-LIVE, want to be one of those contestants? May the 2nd is when we're doing it.

Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon has the Dirty on the 30 War of the Roses coming up right afterwards. What's going on, Shannon?

Well, something is up with Lil Nas X. He is experiencing some sort of mystery illness. He posted a video on his Instagram yesterday, and it looks to me like it's Bell's palsy, maybe, like a side of his face is really, really droopy. Here he is talking about it.

And when I smile, this is me doing a full smile right now, by the way. It's like, what the f***?

Bro, I couldn't even laugh, right, bro? Scary.

Oh, my God. shame

oh my god bro have you ever known anybody who had that

one of our people in the station had it yeah one of the sales people

so a girlfriend of mine woke up on this true story on her wedding day and had it yes and she I mean her face really did not look to her normal again for like a year and a half two years. I know somebody where it's permanent now. Yeah. It's been scary.

Like 10 years and I still have it.

Oh gosh. Drake announced during a live stream with Aiden Ross yesterday that he's working on a new album. He was on a kick live stream as part of a partnership giveaway with that digital gambling platform that he talks about all the time Steak and here's what he had to say. Every time

every time every journey working on a new album right now. What? Slap. Already? Solo album? Yeah.

more new music coming soon.

I like this song, by the way. This is a good one. This might be my new favorite song. I love this song. Yeah.

Stop teasing me. I could change your life so easily. I keep begging you to stay, but you're leaving me.

I'm back to Team Drake now.

I hate it. I hate it.

you know what i think it is though it's not any other reason than people got to stop the kendrick lamar videos that they're doing i saw two priests doing it yesterday for holy week i swear to you yes i saw a tiktok two priests that were those were priests they were priests they i swear to you they were they they tagged the uh the tiktok believe it or not of the catholic church that

they were part of to get people to come to holy week yes i mean i'm kind of everybody when bridesmaids

are doing it, now priests, team Drake.

Backstreet boy Nick Carter is being sued by a woman who says he raped her and infected her with several STDs. He's being sued by a woman named Laura Penley. Laura claims she met Nick in 2004. She was just 19 years old. They started hooking up, did so for on and off for a couple of weeks. She said she always asked him to wear a condom, but he refused. He told her he was clean. There's no reason. She claims she never had had unprotected sex before meeting nick obviously an important part to this story then fast forward to the following year early 2005 nick invited her over she told him she did not want to hook up he allegedly responded by telling her the only reason she was there was to do just that laura claims nick then picked her up off the ground threw her onto his bed and had sex with her despite her telling him no multiple times he did not wear a condom during that alleged assault now nick's legal team responding here they say he does not ever recall meeting this woman or having a sexual relationship with her they claim she has a documented history of financial and legal trouble has filed for bankruptcy and has already been sued for fraud is this same woman that did it right after our jingle ball that we had that year so i feel like that woman was another artist a female artist wasn't she no i thought she was just a fan because i think he's been in trouble a few different times with very similar stories but i'll i'll look into that because yeah i'm kind of curious taylor swiss fans seem to think that she's going to be taking on whitney houston's iconic role in a remake of the beloved film the bodyguard really i i keep hearing so tyra banks was talking about this on social media yesterday she said the same thing and another big reason that people are thinking it might be Taylor, is that the movie is reportedly being developed by Sam Rents, who is the director of Taylor's The Aero Store documentary. Interesting. I don't know. I can't see her doing something

like that, but I don't know. But that's a great movie, though, if you've never

seen The Bodyguard. I've never seen it.

Well, you are missing out. It is a creative movie. You need to go see it. I'm telling you. Kevin Costner. There's something about Kevin Costner. That guy can do anything. And he's still good looking. I believe it or not. Yes.

And real quick, if you are a fan of The Voice, this just announced Leigh-Anne Rimes and Sheryl Crow have been named mega mentors for season 27 contestants.

Where has both of those guys been?

Yeah, well, Leigh-Anne going to join coaches John Legend and Adam Levine, while Sheryl Crow will help out Kelsey Ballerini and Michael Bublé as the contestants head into the playoffs.

Yes, Leigh-Anne Rimes was just on tour. Really? Yes. I feel like both of them haven't had a hit since the early 2000s. What's going on? Shouldn't they have, like, artists that people know now? Or no?

I mean, I think everybody knows Cheryl Crow. I think they're both iconic. So that's why they bring them in as these sorts of mentors. They're not like, are they called coaches? The four judges that actually?

She said mentors, right? Are they mentors?

No, they are going to be mega mentors, but they are going to join the coaches. John Legend. So I think the coaches are like more well-known artists. Yeah, yeah. Hey, for all of today's study, catch up by checking out the podcast. Search Mojo in the morning in the free iHeartRadio app.

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War of the Roses in seconds here right now. After we grab Ryan, who's a winner. Congratulations, Ryan.

Good morning. Good morning.

Ryan, it is our Mojo in the Morning contest that we're doing called Find the Fob, where you could be winning a brand new Chevy. You're now qualified. Congrats to you, man.

Thank you very much. I'm excited. I'm pumped.

So you, I understand, are a little undecided right now on what you would do with it. You would either get a car or you would get the cash. Which one are you leaning more towards?

I mean, I'm being honest. I'm really thinking about the cash. I really kind of want to move, and it is a perfect little down payment for a house. I don't know. That's where I'm swinging. Okay.

Okay. $25,000 could be yours if you choose not to take whatever car it is that is the Find Your Fob winning car. I don't know what car it is, so I cannot tell you which option I would go with.

I think I have to wait until the actual day to sit there and see which kind of car it is and then do the math behind it all, you know?

I mean, yeah, it could be some really sick-looking car, and that could definitely sway me the other way.

I was just going to say, everybody says they would take the cash unless the fog is found in the Corvette. And then they're like, well, wait a second, that might sway me. That might change my mind.

It's going to be happening May the 2nd. Actually, it says here you're from Sterling Heights, So not very far from your house. We're going to be doing that over at Moran Chevrolet on Gratiot there, okay?

It works for me. It's close by.

Hang on, Ryan. We'll get your information. Where are you heading to right now?

I'm heading to Pontiac for work. It's a nice little drive on the 75. Not too bad.

Okay. All right. Hold on one second. We'll get your information. War of the Roses, if you think that you're being cheated on, text cheater to 95500 so we can get you on the show.

Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Bailey thinks that her boyfriend is cheating. Why is that, Bailey?

I asked for my boyfriend's location and phone password, and he wouldn't give it to me.

Why all of a sudden do you want to start following him or see his passwords?

I'm a little insecure about it. I've been cheated on in the past, and I just think it's something that we can just have each other's information, and that kind of feeling can subside a little bit.

How long have you guys been together?

A little over a year.

And so it's just in the last little bit of time that you now have said, all right, we're going to do this? He hasn't done anything besides that?

No, he hasn't done anything besides that. But I just was curious and thought maybe, you know, he would just give me his phone password and his location.

And then he didn't.

So it kind of made me go on alert a little bit.

When you asked, why did he not feel comfortable sharing it with you?

He didn't really give any details other than just he didn't feel comfortable doing that. He was like, I just don't, I don't really see the point in doing that.

I kind of don't see the point in doing it either. If you're just all of a sudden out of the blue asking for this and you've got no reason to believe that he's cheating, it's just you being insecure about it.

But then why not share it? Right. Right?

Because why should he have to, though?

But if he's not hiding anything, then who cares?

So wouldn't you feel weird, though, like if your relationship all of a sudden went from being this trusting relationship to now I don't trust you?

I think it all depends on how it comes up. Like in conversation, if it was, we should both share our locations for each other for safety or whatever, you know, and you both decide to do it. I guess if it were very one-sided, I would feel strange about it. But I don't know. I feel like my senses go up that something is going on when he adamantly will not share it.

Are you cheating on him, Bailey?

No. Oh, my gosh, no.

The only reason I ask that is sometimes people project.

Well, not even that. They want to know where you are in case, so that if you're doing something shady, you know, you know if they're going to come home or not.

No, I'm absolutely not cheating on him.

All right, we're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. I want you to do us a favor, and I want you to mute your phone.

Okay.

And we're hoping that the roses go to Bailey.

hello hi is this ethan yes it is hi ethan my name is nicole and i'm calling you from an online floral company called roses bloom.com how you doing this morning oh i'm fine how are you i'm good i am calling with an offer for some free flowers if you have like 30 seconds to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long-stemmed red roses

that can be shipped out today yeah sure what's your questions

uh so you don't mind taking the survey oh no not at all i'm not following is something funny yeah no no go ahead go ahead do your thing okay have you purchased flowers in the past six months ethan no okay and do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months

i don't know what if i am then your answer would be yes

All right. Okay.

Okay. As a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey, I'm now authorized to provide you with that arrangement. I just need a first and a last name of who you'd like these to go out to today, Ethan.

You don't say. Wow. That's great. I will go ahead. I'll send my, let's send them to Mojo in the morning.

I was waiting for that. I just.

I know who you guys are what are y'all doing what is this

Ethan we're just calling you up to see where you're going to send a dozen free roses you obviously listened to the show so you knew exactly who it was at first I thought this guy was nuts I thought it was like somebody that was going through something at this time Ethan who would you think out of anybody in the world would want to know where you're going to send a dozen free roses

yeah I don't know that's where you got me What it is is that you know how we do War of the Roses.

Somebody wants to know where you're going to send a dozen free roses. Who do you think would wonder where you would send them to?

I only got one. Did she really call you guys?

Who is she? What's her name?

My girlfriend.

What's her name?

This has got to be Bailey, right?

Okay. All right. I don't know.

You have a question mark on the end of that sentence. You tell us.

Do you have any other girlfriends?

No, I do not. And if this is Bailey, this is stupid. Like, this is absolutely like, please tell me that she didn't do this. Is she listening right now?

Actually, it's not. It's another girl. Are you listening right now? It's another girl and her name is not Bailey. Who would that be?

Nobody. I know how this works.

I know. I'm just.

Okay, so if you know how this works, why do you think Bailey would want us to call you?

At this point, I think because she maybe has lost her goddamn mind. Like, honestly, like, can't she, like, chick is up. Like, can't she hear me? Yes. Can you hear me now?

Bailey, Bailey, say hey. Hey.

Hi, Ethan. What the f*** is wrong with you? i cannot believe you did like put me on spot like this you've lost your mind this is no

but real quick ethan ethan i think that the thing that she was worried about was that you guys wouldn't share uh passwords with each other is this something that has been going on

a lot lately where she's been paranoid yeah because she's crazy well i wouldn't call her my location who the hell gives that information but so why but why do you have such a problem with giving it is her question why should she want it so much i'm not doing a damn thing she's you're nuts you're crazy in fact this is all over like i want to break up i can't handle

this anymore bailey is besides the password thing has there been other things that you've on him about about saying that you think that he's not being faithful to you no so it's not like you're constantly on him and worried about what he's doing this is just the password thing

that you got worried about and location yeah because it sounds like this was a cherry on top to a lot of things and for the record i absolutely hate the way that he was talking to you and treating you and but I could see where that would wear like that would wear you down after a while if it was a constant thing and he really wasn't doing anything but yeah he sounded over the top

because he sounded annoyed do you feel like you're what you're doing is annoying him or is he normally

that angry I I don't really know I I didn't think has he ever yelled at you before in the past yeah over this not understanding

and that's how it worked up he gets hang on one second okay hold on one second

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Mojo in the morning, Whitney wants to comment on the War of the Roses with Bailey. What's going on?

As soon as Shannon started talking, that first little giggle he got out, I was like, oh, he knows. He knows. And he sounded so cocky as soon as Shannon started asking him questions.

He creeped me out a little bit. He sounded like the Joker. Yeah. He really did. I was trying to figure out exactly what it was.

following what is happening here. I know. Watch a video of this. You'll be able to see it up on our TikTok. So you can search Mojo in the Morning, War of the Roses with TikTok. What's going on,

Kendall? Hi, War of the Roses. Hey, this guy made me so unbelievably mad. He is such a smart ass. Like that cockiness, that attitude, like it was so creepy. Yeah, but let me ask you this question.

This is just to, because I don't like the way that he talked to Bailey, but I also think if you're in a relationship where somebody is constantly not trusting you, do you think that he may have a little bit of a right to be angry about this?

I mean, I guess so, but it was just such the way he acted at first, and he was like, he wouldn't say her name. Like, he was like, my girlfriend, my girlfriend, he wouldn't say her name. I don't know. I don't know. I just didn't like his attitude.

I'd like to ask this question, and I appreciate your phone call and respect your opinion on that. Everybody's going to have their own feelings towards it. But I'd like to ask this question. If you're in a relationship with somebody for a year, should you still have to share passwords or give them your location? I don't feel the necessary means to – like, first, I don't know you well enough. I've only been with you for a year. I don't want you having my passwords. Not that I think you're going to see anything, but my financials might be on there. I might have Apple Pay on my thing, and you might be able to have access to my phone.

But why are you dating somebody if you don't trust them with, like, holding on your card?

Do you know how long it took me to trust you?

As you're saying that, I'm like, I got engaged. I said I was going to spend the rest of my life with somebody after hire.

I mean, do I think, like, if you're, well, I think if you're 22, it's mostly cheating. That's why you're trying to do it. But at my ripe old age of mid-30s, if I don't trust you a year in, what are we doing?

Megan, I'm telling you, would you leave your purse and financial information there? And you've known Shannon and myself and everybody else for how many years?

I do every day.

I keep, take mine with me.

Do you and Chelsea share, do you know Chelsea's password, vice versa, and location? I don't.

I don't feel the necessary need to have it.

So Wes and I do. We share location and we share passwords. Now, it would be a very different situation to me, though, if he was like, hand over your phone every night at eight o'clock and was going through it. what i think she's doing right and that's what i'm saying there's a difference to me of sharing your password and your location for safety purposes god forbid anything happens wes always has access to my phone should he need or want to see anything and somebody wanting to have the control and having that that almost to the point of a rational fear of needing to go through it

every single day very very different situations what's up phil it's mojo in the morning war of

the roses it's just crazy that someone would um actually expect that like the password mfa whatever like i mean those are supposed to be individual accounts that's security issue first of all like they tell you it worked like don't share your password and your information like if we want to do that we get joint accounts yeah like that's how it works that's a really good point

you know you never think about that but when you work for a company that is really big on security They tell you don't even share your stuff with your family members.

Yeah, but how many times do we laugh and go, how many different factors of authentication do I need to get into my email? I don't have any sensitive information on my computer. I'm not the CEO. Like, I don't think it's that big of a – I think it's a bigger red flag if you'll hide it from me than if you would just share it with me. I'm not going to go through it, but it's definitely a bigger red flag if you won't give it to me.

Adriana, what's up?

Hi. So actually, I teach healthy relationships. I've been teaching it for over five years now. And one of the big things that we teach is not to share your information, your passwords, your location, anything like that. A big part of it is because healthy relationships are based on trust. And if you don't trust somebody, then why are you in this relationship in the first place?

Where do you teach healthy relationships? That's an interesting class.

um so i just actually moved here from california and i was teaching at a college for um a rape prevention education program that i ran and now i run i work at a the local dv and essay organization for the county can i ask a question

to follow that up isn't there a difference between obsessively being like i checked your location six times today and you were at this place and i need you to justify it versus i share my location with you and oh if something ever happens i know where you are like i share my location i just checked with seven people nobody's ever been like i see that you're at this place but i know if anything's ever wrong like if i ever oversleep for work shannon will chat can be like well she's at her apartment she probably's oversleeping right and if you go into

that agreement with that person from the beginning and that's the kind of relationship you have and it's a consensual agreement between two adults then that's perfectly fine but if those two adults don't want that then it's not consensual and then it's being forced and that's not healthy

i completely agree yeah uh mojo in the morning show uh angela what's going on your comment on

war of the roses hi yes i just feel like you know they're in a very difficult situation he's very defensive and she's too controlling so i just think they should just break up so they're both

well you know what this is actually it's interesting we used to do uh break up or makeup on the show this would definitely be one of those ones where i would say break up yeah um And I think they both are lending to it. I agree with you. I think that they are both wrong when it comes to that. Tracy, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Good morning. Yeah, I, as an anxious attachment person, I see this so clearly now that I've done some healing and some research. I'm guessing she has a severe anxious attachment problem because she's probably constantly looking for some reassurance from her boyfriend. and when she's not getting it she's going to keep digging until she finds something that he'll give into that will that will feed that that insecurity in herself well that that is interesting by the

way our callers have been spectacular this morning between the lady who's teaching trust and you calling yourself anxious attachment i mean you guys are unbelievable uh where are the regular callers that we normally get that just say a bunch of nothing uh these are great that's great comments i appreciate you hold on a second let me go to amanda what's up amanda it's mojo in the morning war of the roses just a few moments ago uh bailey did war of the roses we never got a

roses out though because he knew us what's up yeah so i dated somebody who was like that who would constantly think i was cheating on him and i never cheated on him he made me go crazy he had my location at night if he would like think that i'm just not home because my locations look like i was a little bit at my neighbors which i was never they were like old people yeah and he would facetime me facetiming me frantically thinking i'm cheating on him i'm like they're old people like where do you think i am yeah that would wear me down can i ask a question when you're with

somebody like that don't you think that they're doing something because that was a question that i asked to bailey and obviously she answered me and said she's not doing anything but it makes me wonder what's going on in her that she's feeling constantly that this guy is doing this you know

what it didn't even come to my mind because i was just so busy making sure he knows i'm not cheating

on him yeah you're so worked up about just trying to you know protest your innocence

kiara what's up it's war of the roses hey good morning guys good morning what's going on done so i'm gonna have to um side with the boyfriend this morning um i think she needs to do some healing and she should not be in a relationship with anyone i agree with you mojo a year is entirely too soon and like to be demanding those things because you're still you know learning each other at a certain you know especially when you're younger you're still learning each other so if you can't trust him you don't need to be with him obviously you're going to have that insecurity with everyone and i think that she's been constantly nagging him is why he exploded like he did today like that's what i feel too you know what's interesting

i had a buddy of mine guy was dating a girl for less than a year she didn't ask him for his passwords. She wanted his social security number. Isn't that crazy? She said that she wanted to know more about him. And so she wanted to look up his credit and all that stuff. And I said, I mean, that's stage five. It was a little crazy, but it's interesting. The credit report is kind of one. Have you ever had somebody ask them for that? Cause they want, she wanted to know she

wasn't getting involved in somebody that really weirded out if the person I was dating asked me what my credit score was. I know that those financial conversations are important, but I But how about the guy that asked me out on a date and I found his arrest record?

like you could do a background check on somebody i think it's crazy i genuinely think it's crazy to ask for somebody's social security number i think you should deep dive social security number

is asking a lot you steal your identity that's wild bailey uh back on with us this morning here and bailey a lot of people are saying they don't like the way that uh ethan talked to you uh they don't like that but many people are saying that they feel like you kind of pushed him to that breaking point, that edge there. Do you feel like you pushed him over the edge?

No. Just one simple thing I wanted.

And then there's a lot of people concerned, like Shannon said, that they don't like that he's so angry and talks like that. So maybe it's not. Not a good relationship to be in, but has he contacted you since we talked?

No.

So he hasn't? Okay. All right. We'll talk more with you, and then when you do hear from him, let us know, okay? Hold on one sec. Alex, what's up? Mojo in the morning.

Good morning.

Hey.

Long time listener, frequent caller. I've been in a relationship with one a lot. So I've been in a relationship for 19 years. I have no problem sharing my location whatsoever. I do not share my password. It sometimes bothers her. Sometimes she does get like Bailey and it upsets me. But for the most part, I'm not hiding anything other than the fact I own my own business and I work for a couple of very wealthy people. And we have some pretty private conversations about their life. And if you look through anyone's phone hard enough, you can try to make something believable that's not actually happening. Interesting.

Has she ever said to you, hey, you know, I'm experiencing some sort of feeling. I'm not feeling super secure. It would just make me feel better if I could go through your phone and you just hand it over. Yeah.

And in that case, I'll go through it with her because I'll hold her because there's certain things with my clients that I just don't want shared. It's a lot of their financial information. And it just doesn't feel like I'm being professional if I allow her to see those things. But I let her go through my Snapchat or my Facebook messages. I mean, you have Snapchat. You're shady already.

Yeah, right. Exactly.

I have kids. I have Snapchat to see what they're doing. No, I'm kidding.

That's an interesting point, though. That's interesting. So you can see my location. You'll know exactly where I am at all times, but I'm not giving you my password.

But if you need to go through my phone for something, then go through it. I mean, that works.

And I'm always the person that answers my phone, too. It's not like I'm out and don't answer.

But if you have such sensitive information, why not have a work phone?

Because I'm a small business. I'm a one owner, one employee, and I handle 14 clients.

And to have two phones sucks, too, by the way. You look like a drug dealer. You know, two phones, drug dealer, or a guy that has bad technology efforts.

But I can just put it all together in a one and just take it everywhere I go.

I'm so curious what you do.

I don't know, but I want to know.

How do you do? Can you tell us what you do, like generally?

Yeah, generally, I manage assets of very wealthy people and toys. So it's not like their house. It's their optional toys, like boats, cars, and stuff like that.

Oh, okay.

That's really interesting. Interesting.

All right. This is a guy who I want his password now. I want to see exactly who these people are.

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All right, coming up this hour on the Mojo in the Morning show, got a couple of really good topics. Actually, a lot of good topics. Coming up here in just a little bit, I got to tell you guys about how I was trying to avoid somebody yesterday and how I had to hide in my car for that. And it's somebody you guys know, so we'll get into that coming up here in just a little bit. Shannon with Just Drop Me Off. Megan with Who's in the Birth Room. And Am I the A-hole this morning here on the show? and a newly about-to-be college graduate who says that her dad is really upset because she doesn't want his girlfriend at her graduation. Is she the a-hole? She'll be on with us coming up in about an hour from now here on the Mojo in the Morning show. All right, Mojo in the Morning. I got a couple of things to get to. Number one, coming up this week on the show, would you like to win Kendrick Lamar tickets? It's Easter week and we are going to be doing.

kendrick's keg it's our easter keg contest where if you find the easter keg and the easter bunny you will win tickets to see kendrick lamar and sizza so get ready for that that's happening this week on the show actually we're gonna do that thursday morning so we'll have that thursday

morning on the show um saw the easter bunny costume laying in the studio this morning one

yes we got we're adding we're adding to zach's uh we're adding to zach's costume uh you know how

kids have like do you get your kids have like a chest it's like a ikea trunk thing we need to do

that the costume when uh the boys had that jacob was so cute man he loved putting costumes on all the time so does smith so we gotta see we gotta have one for zach because i think zach occasionally

just running running around here with a head on you know it's a cute easter bunny a lot of them

are so creepy looking they're weird i was at the mall i'll explain that one later this week but i saw the mall easter bunny to me i don't know how the mall doesn't have the police show up there just to arrest him but um we'll talk more about that later what else was i going to say i got to tease something else and i totally forgot so i did so i pay your bills oh that's it look at you oh unbelievable kevin's out this week and normally kevin throws me off my game by just looking across the control board at me and giving me that spitting grin of his. But Shannon keeping me focused. Thank you. Thank you to the women of the show for keeping me focused this week. I feel so much better. But yes, Pay Your Bills is back and we're going to give you a chance to win $1,000 starting at 9-10 and then we'll do it every single hour for 13 straight hours until iHeart goes bankrupt and our stock crashes so get ready for that that's happening i know i like this job and there are no other radio companies to work for right now it's bad um all right uh michelle what's going on

michelle hi hey mojo how's your back and what happened at the doctor yesterday you know you

are a fine lady for saying this by the way that was the most disgusting video that bianca posted up on our social media i love that i apologized i watched it five times i watched it five times i apologized to each and every person but i think those that had my personal phone number that reached out to me and then those obviously that i'm sure commented there were some nice people like i had to stop reading the comments because one guy told me i'm gonna die like i i literally there's one of the instagram comments the guy goes dude you better get to the hospital you're going to die um so i went yesterday to uh michigan orthopedic which by the way i got to shout out the doc because this guy was he was spectacular he's a a shoulder specialist uh dr bicos nice guy i like this guy a lot he was awesome dr bicos i went and saw him over at the michigan orthopedic in troy and uh nice staff nice people in the office there was a couple of guys that were like talking to themselves they looked a little crazy i didn't know if they i didn't know if they were but they were sitting in the in the waiting room with me at one point i had to get up and move because they were kind of having a look like a fight with between each other i thought this is patience patience two patients there were two patients that were in the in the uh the waiting room i thought they at one point were gonna get in a fight with each other and break more bones i thought this is actually michigan orthopedics way of getting getting patients make the guys fight in the waiting room but uh no got to go back got to see dr because he said to me nothing's broken i'm going to do an mri this week after the swelling goes down a little bit to see if there's anything torn or or anything that i need uh to do physical therapy i thought you were in the clear so you still might have torn your rotator cuff i mean there's something i'm hoping not i don't it's my range of motions back like oh yeah yesterday i couldn't do that so i can i can i got strength in it it's just occasionally it's it's a little bit like the hardest part for me is sitting in my car michelle driving in my car because i know the way that the tahoe seat pops up on my uh on my back and then i went last night dr warner got me in uh to uh the corwell uh health people uh over on uh in livonia off a seven mile and i had this nice lady who was i mean she was a nice lady she was like she's a young she was 20 something years old or 30 years old or something like that i don't know how old she was when she saw my back she goes oh like that it was kind of like one of those things

because it it looked so bad well then i i web md'd it yesterday which is the worst thing to do and i was like i thought you were gonna die i thought you had internal bleeding so so doctor

that's what i thought i thought it was all the blood pooling and then i said to my daughter today how in the heck did he drive home from east lansing isn't that crazy so here here's what i I love you guys.

I have a fairly large blood collection, a hematoma, but they, Dr.

According to Dr. Warner, who, by the way, is my gynecologist, which you should see when they look at me and they go, you have a gynecologist? But they said that this is kind of a routine thing. He's checking with some surgeons on this and some other docs, specialists on this, but that it will disperse, hopefully. And if it doesn't disperse, then I die. You know what I mean? Like, that's it. Well, be nice to me. If you're nice to me, then everything will be okay.

That's how it works?

Buy me breakfast.

Okay. What do you want?

Give me something.

Because God forbid anything happens. It's going to be, Megan didn't buy me breakfast, so I'm so tired.

You know what I'm most pissed about? And Megan, you will understand this. So I've been losing weight.

Yeah.

Okay? So I'm very happy about how much weight I've been losing.

For sure.

I look like I haven't lost a goddamn pound because my freaking waist from the back has blown up like a-

Yeah, because you're injured.

a balloon and i i and my i can't wear pants like jeans right now i can't wear my jeans that were my new jeans i bought that were fitting me yesterday which was psychotic it hurt my problem is it hurts me but also i can't like keep them pulled up because they'll fall down and it's crazy it's awful so so those that missed this if you want to go see the most disgusting thing ever

i mean it's just warning you it's really bad i mean it's actually really bad it's juicy

It is juicy. It is so juicy. You know what it reminded me of, Michelle? Speaking of juicy, do you remember the Gushers gum that you would put in your mouth and Gushers would...

I hate that stuff. I love Gushers.

It reminded me of Gushers gum. It looked so wonderful. It's disgusting, Mojo. I swear to you, there was something... My back kind of has that. The weirdest part is, and this is kind of wild, so the bruise, this is how the bruise started. Look how small that bruise was.

That's tiny.

And then now the bruises.

I mean, it is like the lower half of your back.

It's crazy. Yeah. That's wild. Yep. So, all right.

Are you in the saddle chair too? Well, be careful, okay? Are you in the saddle chair?

I'm in the saddle chair. That's insane. I'm about to go to the other chair. Yeah. So for those that, are we on live right now?

We are.

So here's the saddle chair.

It's like a bicycle seat.

This is the bicycle seat.

I don't know how you sit on that.

It has no back, but it's excellent for my core. it has helped me kind of maintain my sexy svelte body michelle i was just cursed and then i have this chair that is like the regular chair which i'm going to switch to right now and i'm going to go to that because i'm going to put some i'm going to put some ice on my back but my back is still is still hurting i slept yesterday for uh like six or so hours in the evening but my problem was I woke up, every time I would roll, because I like to roll a lot, every time I would roll, I'd go, oh, it would hurt.

I was going to ask if you were a back sleeper or a side sleeper. What if that was the way you slept?

It's tough.

Like, are you a back sleeper?

So I sleep on my left side, which is where my shoulder hurts.

Oh, no.

But then my right side is where my bruises. Just awful. Oh, look at this. Dr. Bicos is great. He repaired my daughter's ACL twice and fixed my shoulder. Look at this. Nice people texting into us. All right, Michelle, I've got to move on to the next thing. Thank you for checking out. All right, care of yourself. Love you, Michelle. If it's true that you are what you eat, Mojo must have been eating sexy beast this morning. All right, Zach to the studio, please. Zach to the studio. Zach is our executive audio producer. He's the reason why you get the podcast up there. I don't want to take him away too much from doing that because I know people want to hear War of the Roses and all the other stuff that we do on the show, But he's got a great topic here. Zach, for those that don't know, I thought that he was like 22 years old. He's not. How old are you, Zach?

Dude, I'm 30.

He's 30. Just turned 30. He is a single guy, but he is a sexy son of a bitch. Look at him. And he's running into a little bit of a problem dating right now because funds are low.

Very low.

Zach owes the government a lot of money for back dues or something. I don't know. But, Zach, what's your dilemma? What's the thing that you're looking for?

Yeah, man. I just moved to Detroit, so I'm trying to find, like, cheap dates around here that aren't, you know, an Easter market. I don't always want to be at work.

Will you explain what's been going on with you and dating this girl? You found one place to go to, right? Yeah, it's Jose's Tacos.

Oh, I love Jose's Tacos. No, no, no, no. Nobody loves Jose's Tacos more than this guy. No, this is true.

I'm there like every day.

First off, are you dating somebody?

No, no, I'm just like...

Went out on a date? Yeah. Or more than one date? No, just one. Okay.

So Zach has gone and took...

his took his girl to jose's tacos because what do you get out of there for a meal for two uh it's like 35 bucks 40 bucks which is not bad yeah so he's gone there yeah but that's the only place he knows of that he can only spend 35 dollars a little yeah and i can go to like subpoenas and

stuff but i also eat pizza every day so like you want something different yeah and i feel like not everyone knows about jose's it's not on door dash it's kind of like a hole in the wall

So you are looking for cheap, if not free date ideas.

Yeah, but also something that's like, I can show the show that I know something like, you know, a hidden gem.

Yeah, like you're not going to Grey Ghost or whatever because that place is just way out of control. Oh, no, no. So question, quick question. Why are you laughing at me, Megan?

Because I have a million ideas I want to help you, but I'm not surprised even a little bit that you're taking every girl for tacos. That is such a zag date idea.

Well, okay, but also here's the thing. I'm showing them the studio, too. Oh.

This makes sense. So you are looking for date ideas in Eastern Market so that you can pop by here first.

What about activities? Do you do any activity or do you guys just go eat? Do you go eating and then come here to the studio? The studio is the activity?

Well, it's been cold. We haven't, like, there's not a lot of things that go outside.

Do you have a bike? No, I don't have a bike. You can walk through the printer cut right here. What?

What the hell? Is dating expensive? does it get expensive does it get to a point where it's so expensive that if you go on like it does it become unaffordable to date yes yeah really oh yes all right after three days like

that's my max it's not like okay you gotta wait till next payday or something and i used to never

be the person that was like you will never come to my place for the first 10 dates and now i'm like two dates in you want to come over and have dinner because i am not paying to go out with you

anymore you know what i i could see where that that actually is a benefit of it being expensive nowadays that you can get invited over to somebody's house to get a meal cooked for them. Yeah, it's a lot cheaper. I think that taking a date just for meals is a boring date. Like, you look like you have no creative bone in your body.

Well, I mean, concerts are so

expensive down here, too. But what about going, doing something? What about, hold on. Jen, what kind of activity could he do that's inexpensive?

Hit up Groupon. Groupon has awesome deals. Is Groupon still around? I didn't think Erpun was still there. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I use it all the time. They also have this awesome deal where you can, like, go to the M1 concourse and drive in a race car. Wait a second. That sounds expensive.

That's an expensive place. There's no way that that place is going to be expensive.

It depends on the car. There's one that's, like, under $100. Really? And, yes, and then there's two more, like, more expensive cars. They have, like, a Lamborghini and, like, another one that is more expensive, like a few hundred dollars. But it's not super expensive. Like, even a few hundred dollars isn't that bad. Not cheap for this deal, but, you know.

You know what's interesting? I wonder if this would be a good thing for Zach. Do we have any listeners that will lend Zach their sports cars? Right? Like rich guys that would go, you know what? I like Zach. I like Mojo in the morning. could you imagine if you show up at jose's tacos in a lamborghini they'll be like what happened to the guy they'll think you're instantly dealing drugs oh for sure what's going on amanda how you

doing hi i'm good i have an idea for zach it's cheap it's inexpensive partially free okay let's go okay so there's an app called geocaching and it's like a scavenger hunt and you find you locate things on your phone, and people hide things in various spots, and you have to go get it. They leave little tokens and stuff in there, and you can sign the paper. Oh, it sounds so fun. You can sign and get McDonald's.

You should play Pokemon. Are people still doing that?

I have.

Are people still doing that whole thing? Pokemon Go, baby. Really? Yes. Oh, my God. Amanda, if a guy that is as sexy as Zach took you to go do some geofencing, Would you give it up at the end of the night?

Well, I love scavenger hunts. And they're creative. You don't know where you're going to end up. So her answer is yes. You go all over. It's really fun.

Okay. I wrote it down, so not bad ideas. That's geocaching, right?

Geofencing? Geocaching? Is that what it is? What's going on, Mike? Mike, you're on with Zach now. What's happening?

Hey, first time, long time. Hey, man! He's on the phone.

Oh, good job filling in for Kev. What's up, Mike?

Hey, a good date for you would be some pickleball, man.

Oh. Pickleball's hot.

Do you like pickleball?

I've never played because we never go. Pickleball. You guys should.

I have a court right by my house. And now they have all those places that are like indoors. It looks like.

It's so fun. You know what we should do? We should see if Cody's got a bunch of gift cards to some of these places that everybody's talking about.

They're popping up everywhere.

Yeah, like we have like, would you, Mike, pickleball's hot, but what about if Zach took a girl to like one of those bouncy places, you know?

What about bouncy places?

You know, like the trampoline parks and stuff like that. What do you think? No. As a girl, would you?

No.

No? No.

Yes.

Okay.

Oh, my God, I would love that. Would you really?

Yes.

I don't want my flabs coming out on the first date.

You know, I'm going to the point where that bladder gets a little sketchy. But I also need an adult night somewhere like I don't want to be hanging out with kids. That's why I say that. Yeah.

Davon has a great idea. Zach, where should Zach go? Davon.

All right. This is what you need to do. OK. You go to five and below. I get you like three or four activities out there. I get you a board game. More importantly, you can get you a paint set, some little paint. OK.

By the way, Devon, it's not five and below. It's just five below.

Wes does the same thing. Crazy. Just five below.

You go to five and below. Okay.

Go to five below, get you a little paint set, and then you go out to Canton, we're a little free park at, we're a little splash park at. You paint out there, you let her go play in water.

I like this idea.

You're going to get a foot fungus from the splash pad. Do not do that.

Shannon, you should see the look. She rolled her eyes. I hope you got that on video.

It's the splash pad that I'm like, do not.

Shannon would never have given it up to you if you take her to a splash pad.

Okay. I do love Five Below. I must admit, the splash pad threw me off. You were good until then.

Hear me out. Go to a mall that has an Easter bunny. Get some Chinese food.

I'm usually the Easter bunny.

But sit at the mall and watch the kids cry with the Easter bunny. What?

That's very weird. That's kind of like.

That's weird. That's where we're drawing the line Then I'm going to think he's a pedophile That he wants to sit and watch kids at the mall

I would call mall security Marilyn, where do you think Zach should take a girl?

I think he should take her to the library It's free to look around It'd be really cute A lot of them have a Starbucks or something inside of them So they can grab a coffee And then he can get her a book at the end If she wants one, or a candle Or something, it's really cute

Why don't you do a coffee date? It doesn't have to be at the library I don't drink coffee. He hates coffee. But there's other things. Starbucks has a million other things.

I don't want to be the guy getting the pink drink on the first date.

That would be the greatest. Honestly, that would not bother you.

I already thought about it.

No, I don't want to. Helena's got the best one for you. Helena, what do you think Zach should do?

He should just take her to go smoke a blonde.

That is my person right there. Let's go. Are you single?

I am single, yes. Oh, my gosh.

You're his spirit animal. Let's go. Come on. Let's do it.

Hang on the phone. Let me go get your info. Yes. DM Zach.

By the way, we have just done an arranged marriage between two very high people.

Thanks for taking relationship advice from the people with the most dysfunctional relationships on the radio.

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All right. It is Mojo in the Morning. Here's the topic. And I want you to call us up. And if you need to just say, you know, maybe not a person's name, but an initial, you can do this. I want to know who are you trying to avoid right now? Everybody has somebody that they're trying to avoid. Could be a neighbor, could be a coworker, could be a boss, could be Fletch. I bring this up with all great love. Does Lydia have Fletch's number? Somebody send Lydia Fletch's number just in case she doesn't have it.

Zach's on my way.

All right. So I feel like such a jerk. I'm going to call myself the Jersey jerk. I was going to Jersey Mike's to pick up my order yesterday and I pulled into the Jersey Mike's and there was one parking spot available and the parking spot was right up close to the front of the store. Perfect. The best. Very happy until I parked the car and looked over to my left. There was a Nissan sitting next to me and I looked inside and Fletch was sitting in there. For those that don't know Fletch, Fletch is the guy that produces all the deep voice guy stuff. you know the things that we run on the air that you hear in between the same mojo in the morning but he also was a proud member of the show he's an alum of the show and he's a good friend but i did not have an hour and a half to sit there and talk to fletch all i wanted to do was get my sandwich and get home get the sandwich and go get home and go eat and i didn't want it to become one of these things where he's telling me about he's playing world-class tennis or something like that. Or, you know, he's at home watching family guy episodes or how much, you know, he, uh, you know, uh, uh, has new drops for me or whatever the deal might be. So I decided.

what I was going to do, and this is where I talked about how you're avoiding somebody. I decided to hide in my Tahoe. I got in the car, or sat in the car, but I sat scrunched down. You did not. You know the little pillar that keeps the driver's side in the back seat? It's like where the door wall is. It's kind of just slim enough that it can hide my head so that nobody can see it's me inside there. So I hid in there and scrunched all the way down. And I looked over at his car, waiting for him to pull out.

Yeah.

And that bastard was eating chips in the car. Chip by chip by chip eating his chips. I'm like, this guy's never going to leave.

Oh, God. I can totally see this happening.

It was crazy.

Do you ditch a good spot?

No, because there was nowhere else for me to park, but also he was parked right outside the store. There was no other entrance into Jersey Mike's.

But I know you.

I know you had a hoodie. Put the hood up. No, Mojo, you could spot Mojo walking a mile away. I know. You have a very distinct walk.

I have a waddle, not a walk.

Yeah.

But so I sat there for a while. It must have been five, ten minutes. And I'm like going, oh, my God. I ordered this thing as I was driving home. So this, you know, sub has got to be just sitting there waiting for me. Then I thought to myself, no, that's not the case. Because whenever I order a sub of Jersey Mike's, it takes them eight hours to make the damn thing because they only have two people working behind there.

That's because everything is fresh and they put so much care into it.

I know it's family owned and operated. I love Jersey Mike's, by the way. Is anything cooked there? I will fight for Jersey. Huh?

Is anything cooked there?

Yes, they have cooked stuff.

Oh, okay.

I did the Jersey Mike's roast beef turkey ham combo. I forget what it's called, but it's delicious. And I get a gluten-free bun, so I know they have to clean and sanitize everything. So this is not a commercial for Jersey Mike's.

I mean, kind of. Ryan, you're welcome.

All right. But this is a commercial for avoiding people. So Fletch is sitting in the car right next to me, and he's just sitting there, and I'm going oh my god this is crazy and it got me thinking i think everybody has somebody that they're avoiding and a lot of times the person that you do not want to run into you end up

running into the most yeah store yeah i mean there's a few people that i wouldn't want to run into but i feel like this happens to us all the time with teachers like if i'm with the kids and we see a teacher out in the in the wild i have to hide somewhere with you know what whichever child i'm with so that their teacher the teacher not the teachers that they have but you know like the music teacher their teacher whatever doesn't see them i'm like why are we so afraid of this

i have no idea you understand those teachers are hiding from you too they don't want to see their

their parents probably probably but i was like crouched down at the end of the aisle at the grocery store a couple of weeks ago because one of lucy's teachers was in there i'm like doing something inappropriate or not at all i just don't think she wanted to be spotted i don't i

have no idea you know what I hate I hate that when I used to have that neighbor Terry that lived next door to me I would have to pull into my garage and I would have to shut the door immediately after I pulled into the garage otherwise it

would be a two and a half hour I do the same thing and if you've been a listener of this show for a long time I do the same thing in the fall with my neighbor across the street Marty because she blames me for all the leaves that blow across the street into her yard and I do not want to hear it yeah I run in

my house oh my god um yeah i uh i felt honestly uh kind of embarrassed by this whole thing that that poor fletch and i haven't seen fletch face to face in a while we talk a lot oh i'm mad at

him anyways really why he texted me at one o'clock in the morning the last time he wants a date with you so bad i love this man with all of my heart how dare you text me at one o'clock in the morning

how dare you he's been begging for a date from you for a decade that's when you text him back

at 5 30 in the morning when you know he just went to bed leonard what's up it's mojo in the morning

who are you avoiding oh i ain't avoiding anybody i was trying to tell you the part that you was

hiding behind is the b pillar is that what it's called automotive wise what's it called the b

pillar yeah it goes in order so that's your windshield that's the a pillar what do you do

are you a body shop guy no no i just love cars i love it man well i was hiding behind the b pillar believe it or not man my big old head i can't believe he didn't see me uh what's up michelle it's mojo in the morning what's going on who are you avoiding i'm i'm avoiding old man dave

wait who's old man dave oh my gosh old man dave is this guy he's not at the gas station like the local gas station in the morning he drives around town and he's retired he's my mom my mom passed away so he feels like he needs to come check in on me I feel like I live in the country so like you know we got dirt roads and whatnot he'll cruise down those dirt roads real slow just peering through the woods to see if I'm on that porch and if I am he pulls in they do it all the

If I hear his truck, I jump and I get up and I run into the house because I will be on that porch for two hours talking to that old man. Oh, yeah. The sad part is, God bless him.

They're sweet neighbors and they're sweet people because they're looking out for you, but you just don't want to have to have that long conversation.

Have you guys ever been out in public and you spot somebody that you know, but you pretend you don't see them, but then they spot you and come up to you and you have to fake surprise that you get there. All the time. Buh. I was at a restaurant this weekend where a girl who worked there and I clearly knew each other. And we both looked at each other and go, we're going to pretend that we don't know each other. I walked away. I never knew that.

That is funny. The mutual agreement. You're both avoiding each other.

Yeah, like, bye.

Hey, initial N, you're being voices, guys. What's going on?

Morning. I am, I'm avoiding my dad.

You're avoiding your dad.

Why? My dad has a new girlfriend. and he is very excited about it they haven't gone on very many dates yet so i don't want to get emotionally invested so i'm just kind of like keeping my distance a little bit right now

oh you know what though i kind of get it though you know what i mean like i the whole new girlfriend part yeah you know what and you don't want to see her when my dad started dating after my mom died i didn't i didn't want to see my dad with another woman and i didn't want to actually deal with her so that'd be tough i get it yeah that could be on like two dates yeah

so i don't really it's just too early for me yeah no i get it uh well good luck to you avoiding

hide behind the the the b what is it called again the b uh the b pillar hide behind the b pillar hold on let's see if flash answers he's uh i do feel bad because somebody's going to listen to this and they're going to go hey they were talking about you on the radio today and the problem is What's going to happen is he's going to think, oh, that's cool. And he's going to go listen to it and hear me talk about wanting to avoid it.

He's so mad at you. Yeah, but I told him I loved him in it. So I'll think he focuses on that.

And you said you would date him.

I would. Just for his mom's credit card.

He's going to masturbate to that. You watch.

Oh, my God. Knowing how. There it is. You know what? It's about time we cross that line. Leave him a message, Megan.

No, that is true. That is true. That's Fletch. That's a Fletch thing. Hey, Fletch, just wanted to leave you a message. I want to find out which sub did you have yesterday at Jersey Mike's.

How are those chips?

They looked really good.

You want him on a date? Oh, hey.

The subscription fees are out of freaking control.

He's going to call you back in five seconds. He's free.

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You call him and see if he answers your phone call. He will. He'll answer yours, but he already answers mine. Hold on. Let's turn it. This guy is... I will die if he answers your phone call. Come on, baby. This is called phone roulette.

Because you'll always be my baby. Will you pick up the phone? No, I'm worried about him. Feeling quite alone. Unless he puts his phone in like, do not disturb you.

Oh!

Okay.

I don't want to put his head up.

No, that would have been me. No, leave it on there. Let everybody call him this morning. All right, we're going to give you a chance to win a brand-new car. It is Find the Fob here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. Win a brand-new Chevy. It's all brought to you by Moran Automotive. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We'll look for the 95th caller and give you a shot to win. Good luck.

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All right, we're going to get you caught up on what's trending this morning in the Dirty on the 30s. Shannon, good morning.

Good morning. So conspiracy theorists say yesterday's Blue Origin space mission was fake.

Really?

All Hollywood CGI and the worst CGI that any of these fake space agencies have ever produced. I mean, there are some really crazy theories that Jeff Bezos' New Shepard mission took place inside a Hollywood film studio. The ladies were all floating in tanks of water. I mean, the whole deal. So there's that going on on the Internet right now. Did anybody watch? Well, we all watched The Landing. Did you guys see the part of The Landing yesterday where Jeff Bezos face planted? Yes. I keep seeing that over and over. People are making so many memes about that. But yesterday, the women on Blue Origin's mission were in space for about 12 minutes. Katy Perry said, I mean, it's something she will never forget. She actually sang It's a Wonderful World or Wonderful World, I should say. It's about making.

space for future women and taking up space and belonging. And it's about this wonderful world that we see right out there and appreciating it. This is all for the benefit of Earth. We saw her

daughter Daisy's face for the first time yesterday. Oh really? What was the benefit of Earth? Babe shut up. I don't know

but I liked her line though of it's about us just taking up space and that's pretty much what Katy Perry has been doing for many many years. I mean there are a lot of

People, celebrities included, who are just saying, what a waste of money. I mean, we're ruining the planet by starting to do stuff like this. Gayle King, by the way, saying the experience after she landed was a very good reminder of something to her.

To me, it's such a reminder about how we need to do better, be better. Do better, be better human beings. It's so nasty and so vitriolic nowadays. And I mean, if everybody could experience that peace that we had up there and the kindness and what it takes to do what we did.

I agree with you, Gail, including spending a bunch of money just to go up and circle the atmosphere.

I mean, Olivia Munn, Olivia Wilde, Emily Ratajkowski. How long were they up for? People were just blasting them.

11 minutes.

11 minutes. Just under 12.

And how much money did that shuttle cost? A lot.

Wouldn't it have been amazing if they actually fooled them and they took them to another planet and left them there? and then you do like a reality television show of can we get them home? I think it would be great.

What is this, Interstellar?

What's the guy's name from Survivor that's the host of Survivor?

Oh my God, Jeff Probst. I love him.

Jeff Probst on there?

I would watch him like narrate anything because he just roasts the contestants. He calls everybody an idiot and that's what you need out of a TV show. I have never seen that show.

In all the years it's been on, I've never watched an episode. He'll be like, falling behind, you're out of shape, You're weak. It's like Bianca being the judge of the throwback throwdown, just roasting me when I was 0.0. Paige Beckers was selected first overall by the Dallas Wings during last night's 2025 WNBA draft. The UConn Husky star led her team to this year's NCAA Women's Championship over Dawn Staley's South Carolina Gamecocks. I don't think it was a surprise to anybody that she got selected first, right? So to be where my feet are tonight, to share this moment with the people that I love, It just means everything. Another big story coming out of the draft. Angel Reese and Haley Van Litt will be teammates for a second time after the Chicago Sky selected her with the number 11 pick last night. They played a season together at LSU. And in other sports dirty today, an Atlanta Braves reporter by the name of Wiley Ballard was live on TV trying to get a fan's phone number during their game against the Blue Jays in Toronto.

My name's Lauren. Lawrence. Hi. And I'm Kayla. Kayla, and you guys hang out at the Rooftop Lounge often?

Once a year I come out to visit.

Okay, well we timed it pretty well. How are you guys feeling about rooting for the Braves today?

I don't know. I'm hoping for the best.

What about you? Are you a Braves fan now?

Not quite.

Not quite. All right, I'm going to go to work up here, guys. Good luck the rest of the way. Okay, Wiley. You've got five innings, four innings to get the numbers. Come on, come on, come on. Get us some more Braves fans. All right, so they want me to get you a number. I'm dead serious. They're saying it in my ear right now. She doesn't believe me because she thinks you guys are making this up. Even if you guys weren't, I might use that in the future. That's actually a pretty good move. This is unbelievable.

So the best part of this right now is that Wiley could totally be faking it. This might be the new move. Just walk around with a fan-to-microphone and an earpiece in and convince fans that they're actually on TV.

She gave it to them. That's awesome. That's amazing. He's a good-looking guy. Is he? Yeah, beautiful girls, good-looking guy. What's his name?

Wiley Ballard.

Wiley. What a perfect sports guy's name.

Yeah.

Wiley Ballard.

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on the morning show, just drop me off. You want to give a quick little tease on that

Shannon? This is something new that my husband is doing and I'm wondering if other boyfriends or husbands are doing this as well or if Wes is just special.

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having mommy drop him off okay well that's weird to call me mommy well when i'm talking about my

by the way do you think you guys will ever be the couple that call each other mom and dad never ever no oh i hate it when they do it it seems creepy doesn't it yes it kind of makes me actually think to myself when you say mom or mommy that they have like weird roles in the house like

Smack me upside the head. Mommy likey. If you ever hear me say that. That includes old lady and old man, because that's what you call your parents, too.

Well, old lady, old man. But when an old couple says mommy and daddy, I actually am fine with it. But when a couple is middle-aged or younger or maybe a little older than middle-aged, they cannot do it to each other.

No.

But two 80-year-olds can do it.

My sister calls my brother-in-law a big daddy.

Oh, really? No.

When it's like a joke in her family, that's the only acceptable one to me. Really?

I don't know. Really? You allow that? I'm surprised you would allow that. Because it's so funny. I don't know. I think Big Daddy is not a good one.

I wonder if he knows that she calls him that. I think she said it, actually. I think she said it in front of him as I'm saying this. I'm like, maybe he doesn't know. But I don't know. Anyway, so remember this golf thing that I told you that Wes is all of a sudden all into now? He's addicted. Addicted is, it's an accurate word. He is addicted and he took on the sport again because I think he played here and there, nothing serious when he was younger, but he was asked to relearn how to play golf because he is now working in an environment where that's a frequent activity, that's how they meet with clients, whatever. He actually went on a business trip last week and they played and he had a great time. Well, his new thing is if I am running errands, like, for example, on a Saturday or Sunday, if we go, if I have to go to Costco and Target and the car wash, I love going to the car wash. But it's it's technically our time to spend together because we are like two ships passing during the week. We never see each other because we are both so busy. So it's time that's supposed to be spent together. But no, he will now say to me, hey, can you just, do you think that because it's right across the street from Costco, can you drop me off at Carl's Golf Land so I can hit some balls and then you just text me when you're done with all your errands and then you come back and pick me up when you're done. And I'm like, so I did, but I felt, I literally felt like I was picking up my kids from a play date when I texted him on the way.

I roll up to Carl's Golf Land and there he is outside with his clubs waiting for me. But also, why can't he run errands with you? Because he wants to go hit balls. No, you get to do that on your own free time. You are here to be my companion while I run errands. That is your responsibility as a spouse. Don't leave me at Costco by myself. Correct. And then you'll get mad at the things I buy or don't get. You need to be there.

When I was a kid, my mom used to do this with us when she would go to the grocery store because she didn't want all of us asking for surprises. We'd always say, can we have a surprise? Like, we'd get to pick stuff. out or we'd pick out Doritos and things and she would drop us off at the library that was right down the street and then she would come back and pick us up and then we would have to like come out but it was kind of her free time you're saying that Wes is the kid basically in this relationship letting his mom go to the grocery store and he's being dropped off at the Carl's Golf Land

why yes I kind of like this no I knew you know I kind of like it it brings back memories of me Well, Mojo's going to not want to go on any errand running anymore. No, I kind of like that. You go grocery shopping and drop me off at Ulta.

Yeah! No! That's not how this works.

See, this doesn't, by the way, this doesn't happen in our relationship because we've been married so long, we look at running errands as a way to get away from each other. So this is kind of like, you guys are still new in your relationship where you like to like go run errands with each other.

And we get, truly, we get very little time together.

Right. And this should be 50-50. You take half the errands. I'll take half the errands. You then get to go to Carl's afterwards, and I get to go watch a television show. Why am I doing all the errands while you get to go have fun? That's true.

Chelsea also won't let me go into Costco without being next to her side the entire time because she knows I'll come back with a gazebo. I'll randomly go, hey, you're never going to believe this. I just grabbed this. They're going to put it in our car. What is that? It's a tool shed. What do you need a tool shed for?

I have an outdoor space heater and a rotisserie chicken. Let's go.

It's crazy the stuff you can buy at that place.

Both those things are actually on my list right now.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Do any couples do this where you guys go run errands together and the one in the couple gets to go do something fun instead of having to run the errands? What's the story, by the way? We're having signal issues. Have we heard anything from the engineers about this? I feel like our engineers gave a cake.

Mark's not around, so he must be working on something.

Did they give up on us a while back, or do we know that if they are working on us, I guess we have some signal problems.

Tony and the engineers know, so they must be working on it.

So I don't have to panic at all that we are right now ratingless. We have no ratings coming in right now. We're going to get beat by, you know, the WDVD station this month because the signal is so bad. All right. Oh, look at these text messages. Okay, this goes back. This is interesting. Shannon, you should try to call Wes Poppy. Poppy doesn't sound as creepy. Going back to referring to the mom or dad thing. Oh, yeah, daddy.

Ugh.

Yeah. Ugh. Remember Mike and... Allie. Allie. I was going to get to it. I had it.

I was trying to be a friend.

I was going to get to it. Mike and Allie would do that whole thing. But they can. Because they're Latin?

No, I just think they're passionately in love with each other in a way that is gross. Yeah.

That is true, by the way. They are really still in love.

Like, they actually like each other.

I saw Mike post a picture of them driving with the smiles on their faces yesterday, and I'm going, look at those guys. They are sickly in love with each other.

I am very in love with my husband, but if I came home or tonight in bed said, hey, Poppy, he'd be like, something's going on. What's wrong with you?

Do you think you should take us? Do you think, by the way, do you think that Allie drops Mike off at, like, the train store? We're like, what is Mike into? What is Mike?

No, you know Mike? No, Mike is right next to her holding all of the bags. Mike's the husband we're all looking for. He's like, what can I grab from you? Give me half of the list. I'll meet you at the cash register. That's what we're looking for. That's what we are looking for. You know what I just thought of?

His balls are in her purse.

And they're happy. And what did we just say?

They're the happiest couple that we know.

Amazing. What were we going to say?

I have this in my back pocket now because you know what my dreaded errand is with him is freaking Home Depot or Lowe's. And I am there for like two hours. And now this is going to be my thing. Can you just drop me off?

Yeah, where will you have them drop you off? Anywhere except for Home Depot.

Home goods. We'll be at the homes.

What's up, Pamela?

Good morning. I can relate to everybody across the board. I'll be married 20 years this summer, about five years into marriage. Thank you. We ran into this thing similar. We're like, it was a convenience thing. So I would go grocery shopping. He would ride with me. Oh, can I stop? Can you drop me off at Barnes and Noble? I want to look at a couple of magazines and then pick me up when you're done. Very similar.

Isn't that funny?

His obsession was reading.

I don't know why. I felt so weird rolling up and having him, like, get into the car. It just, I don't know. I agree. And then, so, like, the mom and dad.

thing we've kind of come in and out of that with um when we're with our kids usually we're referencing each other as mom and dad in public just the two of us know that's that's weird um and then like mojo said the the longer you've been married you look at outings as a way of escaping your spouse for a while so we kind of outgrown the the air and run drop me off it's like leave me alone and it's like bye yeah it's it's your time it's a free it's a free time for

Thanks for the call. Appreciate it. What's up, Melissa?

Hi, how are you guys? Good morning.

Good morning. Yeah, we're good. What's going on?

Two places my husband is not trusted at, and I hope he's listening. Costco and Cabela's.

Oh, my gosh.

Absolutely not. I've never been to a Cabela's.

Cabela's, you get lost in the place. There's so much crap in there. I love Cabela's.

But Cabela's has saltwater taffy, so I'm happy to go.

Cabela's is Dick's Sporting Goods on Steroids. Yes.

he's a huge hunter so i every time he tells me he's going i'm like oh my god i literally he's like well tabela's is like your target but i'm actually getting stuff for the house target's

an interesting one that's a that's an interesting one where i feel like we go into target and we go in for like two things and next thing you know if i go with i completely throw her off her game and i'm buying like i don't know i'm buying packs of uh of paper and spiral notebooks she's like What are you, going back to school?

Yeah, you do.

I'm like, we need this for the office. And then snacks. Exactly.

Snacks.

I find myself buying snacks all the time, too.

I love a good shopping snack.

Chelsea, these are gluten-free and healthy.

You get your pretzel. Yeah, my son gives me crap about that, because I'm like, well, I'm going to pay for it. I just, I need a snack while I'm shopping. Oh, you eat the snack in the store. Oh, I get hungry. I'm like, I need a snack. No, I'm going to pay for it. That's stealing. That's straight up stealing. That's stealing. You pay for it.

You're good.

You're paying for it at the end.

You're good doing that.

No, I don't like that.

Holly, what's up?

Hey, guys. Good morning. Good morning.

What's going on?

Okay, so I've been with my mate for like, well, it'll be 14 years this year, and we do have kids together. I only reference him as dad when it's something that involves the kids, but anything outside of that, I find weird. But that trip to Dollar Tree is like a vacation. When I say those people, first of all, I'm in there being nice to people, pointing out stuff to them. Hey, you looking for something? Like, I'm trying to spend as much time in Dollar Tree as I possibly can. And then I'm leaving out and they're like, hey, Holly, all right? Have a good day. I'm like, I'll see you tomorrow. Okay? That is a lifesaver at moments. And if anybody wants to go with me, I'm offended. No. I'm going to my Dollar Tree. Then I'll come with me.

That's great, Holly. We love you. Thank you. Take care of yourself. Jay, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hey, just wanted a first time, long time. Hey. Cavs out today, so we got to make up for that. What's going on?

No worries. My wife sent me to Costco to go get paper towels, and I walked out with a Blackstone and I'm not allowed to go to Blackstone alone.

You can buy those there? Oh, yeah. Yeah, you can. Are those good, girls?

Jay, you got to be careful. I walked out one time with a new cell phone plan. I have no idea why. They have diamonds. They've got computers. They got it all in that place. It's crazy. Oh, wow. Yeah, you got to be careful. I actually one time wanted to buy a cash register. They had a cash register there. When I was a little kid, that was my favorite toy.

Oh, yeah.

Dee, one last call on this and then I got to move on. What's going on, Dee?

Hi, Moja. Hi, Shannon. I just want to let you know, Shannon, I've been married for 35 years. My husband and I got married when we were 18. I cannot believe you do not know the Holy Grail. What me and my girlfriends do is we order everything ahead of time to be picked up. We go have our coffee. We go shopping. We go get our nails done and we go get a pedicure and we throw the clothes in with the Costco stuff. Take them off the rack, take them out of the bag. And he has no clue. Where'd you get that? Costco. Okay, I got that from Nordstrom. I cannot believe you don't know how to do this

That is very smart

That's what we do

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we're going to kick off pay your bills coming up here in just a moment so we'll do that right after we get done with this it's time now for am i the a-hole on the mojo in the morning show hit us up on the iheart radio app and look for right there on iheart radio app that little talk back, Mike, and send us whatever.

you would like to find out an answer from us on whether or not you're an a-hole this is one that

was sent to us recently I don't want to invite my dad's new wife to my graduation like I only get four tickets I want to take my mom and my dad my boyfriend and my best friend and my dad's mad at me because I'm not bringing her but like I'm way closer to all those people so why would I bring

her and just like i don't know am i an a-hole for this interesting so she's graduating and her name is hannah and hannah what are you are you graduating college yes congratulations congratulations okay so talk to us here for a second so we can get this you get only four tickets for graduation correct i only get four tickets for graduation and your dad has been now married to this woman

for how long four years the entire time i've been at school okay i don't know her well oh so you

so you only know her when you're home for the summers like any kind of real relationship right we haven't really spent any real time together yeah so uh talk to us about your mom is your mom

single yes okay so mom is still single and so with the four tickets of going to graduation you want

to be mom and dad yeah my boyfriend your boyfriend my best friend and your best friend so you're

you're wanting to invite your best friend instead of letting your dad invite his wife now four years is best friends with her for 12 years four years of being married together though is not like it's short period of time they've been married it seems like for a while but i also

i haven't been married to her i also see your point have you been away are they traveling for

this yeah okay oh so she's coming but she's not coming to graduation yeah okay oh all right we

got some thoughts on this one that we're gonna have to get to am i the a-hole do you think hannah is an a-hole for telling her dad that he cannot bring his wife to her graduation but here's the

thing when they say are they she can come for the weekend but here but but also the other thing too

though is this is your this is your father and this is your mother and you as a girl that is graduating have I think every right to be able to say it's my graduation why does he even need to bring his daughter or his yeah why does he bring his daughter because it's his wife but it's his daughter I think you are his daughter first before it's the wife

she's coming to right I mean she doesn't have to she doesn't want to but she can come to for the weekend but she just can't come to the ceremony.

But I don't think it's wrong even for him. Like, I will say this to you. I think on like a parent's weekend too, I've had a couple of friends of mine who've gone through divorces and stuff and their kids have asked them for parent's weekend, hey, can you not bring your boyfriend, girlfriend or your husband or wife? Can it just be you and mom coming for parent's weekend?

See, I have thoughts on that.

But I will tell you this, Shannon, if you haven't been Hannah you're not Hannah's stepmom your dad's wife because you're you haven't done anything to raise her right why do you feel like I'm thinking about it from my perspective right where I it's um I feel like your dad's wife was was a part of your life right a million percent

and I'm also thinking about it from like if that were the situation so like Kieran my my stepson is a senior this year he's going to college yeah and so if if he had a parents weekend and just wanted Wes and his mom to go I would feel really first off hurt but also really uncomfortable with that really I would I that would not sit well that they were both away on a trip to see well they're not gonna stay in the same room no I know I don't know yeah I'm I'm being very honest with you it would make me feel uncomfortable um in this situation I don't think you're an a-hole because I totally I hope that your stepmom that you don't even really know would understand why you are choosing the four people that you're choosing that makes total sense to me I know

can I uh can I also say this to you I know that they've been married for four years and you say that you've been away at college you've been home though for two to three months every single summer right yeah and breaks so you've had opportunity to at least get to know her at the house when

i'm home you know for like summer i'm seeing all my friends that i've like been missing you know

is part of you doing this because of your mom well that's another thing it's like i don't want my mom to be uncomfortable you know like okay because your dad could ultimately say hey i'll try to scalp another ticket from somebody i mean there's ways there's ways

is to get people in there. Let me ask the listeners.

We also don't have to sit together.

Claudia, what's going on? Am I the a-hole? Do you think Hannah's an a-hole for not letting her dad invite his wife to her graduation?

No, no, no, she is not. She's just a young girl. She wants to have her special day. And I think the stepmom will be perfectly fine to just stand on the sidelines, buy her a nice gift, go to dinner, celebrate her as much as she can without being at the actual four-ticket event. I mean, if I was a stepmother, I am a stepmother to older girls, and I would want them to be with their mom and everybody like that. You get it, yeah. I wouldn't want her to have to.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Also, those graduation ceremonies. First time, long time. Oh, Claudia on the phone.

Yes. Hold on a second. Susan, am I the a-hole? Hi, what do you think? Hello? Yes, Susan. Hi, that's you. Hi.

Hi. Sorry. Yeah, I think you are the a-hole. 110%.

You're saying Hannah's an a-hole for not letting dad bring the girl.

Absolutely. I am a mother and I'm a stepmother. And we have five daughters together. I got excluded from his oldest daughter's wedding preview at her mother's house. While I had to stand outside in 90 degree weather for an hour. Couldn't go in. Wasn't allowed. What? Okay. I think you're the a-hole. I think you not knowing her, Anna not knowing her stepmother, it's her fault. She's never made an effort to go over there.

Well, but shouldn't the stepmother also make an effort to?

I'm the child. Yeah. I mean, you're the child, but you're also an adult. Listen, you're not a child. You are an adult.

Wow.

You are a graduate.

You are evil stepmother, Susan.

I don't know the way that you're saying it, Susan.

You're an evil stepmom.

You're a monster. but no i'm gonna tell the truth i wouldn't let you inside either oh my goodness you are a man no i'm a really great stepmother and now we have a wonderful relationship and i did hear my grievances i'm sure you do no i didn't force it i started ignoring them like they were ignoring me but then they've seen my daughters treating my husband with respect and love okay he went with me everywhere the grandkids adore him and it worked out but that was not fair to me and it wasn't fair to him because he got an earful and i had i known i wasn't going to be allowed in the mother's house and and her and i are good friends by the way had i known that was going to be it i wouldn't have gone i would have met him at the church well that was that was dumb

And you know what? Can I say something?

That's terrible in a different situation.

But that's also on your husband, too. Your husband should have put his foot down on that.

He didn't know.

He did not know that was going to happen. He didn't notice that you weren't there? Oh, he did. He should have put his foot down and said, no, no, no, no.

And I'm not going in either.

Yeah. I mean, listen, I will say your circumstances are completely different. I think that you, and you came in kind of hard on Hannah, but I do think your circumstances are way different. And there's obviously a lot that's there to unravel, and I just don't have the time.

And also, I have to say this. The stepmom kind of sort of instantly becomes the villain in this situation. Like, because if she said, you need to choose me over your best friend, like, there's no, it doesn't work out well.

Hannah wants to give Hannah from Am I the A-hole some advice. Hannah, what's your advice there? First off, do you think she's an a-hole?

No, not at all. i was in the same situation a year ago um both of my parents are divorced they both have partners and i just didn't have enough tickets for my dad's girlfriend and so i invited my sister and my fiance instead of her as well as my mom and dad and you know my stepdad the girlfriend they went and had drinks while it was happening because it's not about that it stays about you who you want they're supporting you i mean i would have loved if i could have had them there but it just wasn't an option so that's exactly the same situation that's nice that your family was able to

you know look at the bright side of the whole deal and not get offended by that whole thing

i hope that that can happen you just finished four years of college that's what should be more important than someone's feelings on that day thank you yeah good advice thank you uh

liv wants to comment on susan the stepmother they've just called us up what do you want to say

live I said that already is just bitter and this is not a wedding this is limited invitations to I know. It is a different situation.

I do feel, though, that, and I don't think she's the A-Hill. I'm going to make that clear. But I do feel like if somebody was traveling in for me for the weekends, I would try really hard to go find an extra ticket from somebody. Like, I understand why she wasn't top of your invite list, but it would make me uncomfortable to know that they spent time, they traveled, money, whatever, effort to get there, and then weren't part of it. That is a great point.

Who are you referring to, Hannah, or are you referring to the fact that Liv's talking about Susan, the lady with the wedding? No, the graduation.

But I don't think Susan's, like, completely wrong here, because I don't think Susan approached it the right way. I'm not defending Susan. She could have been way nicer about it. But I do think sometimes we dismiss people who go out of their way to be there for us on our special days, and we don't go out of our way to include them. You know what I mean? Like, I do think it needs to be met. And I maybe you won't find an extra ticket, Hannah. Maybe that's not in the cards for you this time. But I think just showing like, hey, I'm actively looking for one. I really appreciate you coming. I have this dinner planned afterward is a great way to like mend that bridge between the two of you right now.

But I don't think she has that conversation with her. I think she needs to have that conversation with her dad and her dad needs to explain that. Jayla, last call on this one here. Am I the a-hole? Are you referring to am I the a-hole with Hannah here? or are you calling about susan the stepmother because she overtook all these calls right now

what's going on um so i'm talking i i think it was hannah the initial girl oh first time jayla's on the phone yeah so like i said i don't think she's an a-hole whatsoever i'm also graduating this year and while i don't understand kind of from like dad and step and parent kind of vibe i do get it from just having multiple family members that do care deeply like i have my boyfriend's family that i'm close to other friends but i'm hosting a lunch like at my graduations in the morning i'm hosting like a lunch afterwards so i can still spend time with everybody yeah and like i understand it's difficult to find tickets on campus like there are students selling tickets like for their ceremony the tickets just dropped yesterday and like if you look at the student feed it literally was like concert tickets Like, it's ridiculous to be hard to get tickets. And often students are selling them, too, trying to make a little bit of extra money. So it's not always like I'm trying to find a ticket and you can easily get one. I mean, while I can understand, like, she could try to find a ticket, I don't think she's an A-hole in any way, shape, or form. I'd hope that the stepmom would at least understand, like, that she's trying, like, she's there. She's going to still get to celebrate with her. I'm sure they'll probably do something afterwards to celebrate. So it really shouldn't be that big of a deal. Like, I'd hope that she, it wouldn't be, like, she's just, they're all going to celebrate the graduation. It's not like anything else. Congratulations.

Yeah, congratulations to you, and congratulations, Hannah. You guys both have a great graduation, and stop worrying about everybody else's feelings. Worry about what you guys just did and the fact that you're going to have to pay off these college loans.

Thank you.

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man i wish uh there was a way that we knew ahead of time how hot a caller was going to come in because man oh man that susan was i like susan me too keep susan's number let's call her uh

what do we call her what's it her and i text all the time stepmom susan stepmom susan is a great

name for her i like it uh you guys know that our more mojo podcast i haven't looked i'm going to

go look right now do we have any lydia do you have an updated count i have 14 seats left wait we had 15 yesterday how did we sell one seat we had 21 so they re-updated it they didn't add any additional

seats though so no don't add any more seats i know how uh nick thomas gets he wants to make he wants to squeeze all the juice out of that thing and we're not doing that we want to keep this intimate and up close oh man you're looking at your app i'm looking at the app right now and i'm gonna buy tickets i might buy all these out and put them up on a secondary site how many uh how many more and by the way money goes to break and entering and do me a favor do not buy tickets and not show up for this thing oh my god because yeah you can make a donation a different way people have done that before in the past and then it ends up screwing us and

Can you imagine if competitors...

radio stations bought out our seats. Why would you even give that idea on a radio? Well, we're already sold out. I know, but then we're going to be sitting there by ourselves. You know what, though? It would be just like us doing the podcast in the studio. I guess it wouldn't be that much of a deal. I like meeting people. It is nice meeting people. Although think of all the popcorn we would get for ourselves, we would be able to hang out with. All right. So here you go. Up on imagine-entertainment.com, it looks like there's not very many seats. And there's actually a group together so if you want to buy tickets to go friday may the 16th to our more mojo podcast live too this is the second one that we've done tickets are 25 they go to breaking and entering christmas wish the money goes completely to them and then you get to hang out with the show for a couple plus hours i think it's a little more than two hours and we're going to do the podcast with you and then you guys get to talk and ask questions and take pictures hang out it's just gonna be fun there'll be some people that are regulars that you've heard on our show there's also going to be some surprises that we've got in store for you that are going to be unveiled that night uh this is an interesting one some of the most infamous cheaters from war of the roses might be making an appearance at this so get ready for that wouldn't that be nice talk about these guys and do see could you would you talk to them and to their face instead of just waiting and listening to them on the radio i don't know i think people can hear my eye rolls i think it'd be great to have an opportunity to tell somebody that you thought was a big old boner that uh that you actually think that they're uh they're kind of cute in person

or something i don't know it's a really interesting word why why don't you want to

know sometimes what these people look like that we bust for war of the roses or the second date update people that say like asinine things yes i want to see what they look like all right so mojo-entertainment.com lydia will you look right now and just count the actual seats i want to get

a firm count so i'm going to tell you right now we are officially sold out and the site is closed down what we sold it out just now hey that's amazing that's amazing we sold we sold out in

like five days or something that's better than harry styles actually i think he sold out in a day that's better than ed sharon i'm gonna let you say what he's still not sold out chris chris browns should we add a second show somebody said something to me the other day they go what if you guys sell out so fast would you guys do a second show and i go there ain't no way i i'm there's no way you know what i mean or you know how sometimes they'll do a second theater and they'll say, hey, let's run between theaters. No, we're putting all our efforts into one and we're going to have fun that night. So it's sold out. It's officially sold out. The More Mojo podcast live number two. Imagine Royal Oak Friday, May the 16th. And Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish is going to have other great ways to actually make donations there when we have our merch that's going to be out there too. So get ready for that. It's going to be fun. What do you got in the dirty coming up next, Jen?

I was going to ask, are we going to be live streaming that real quick? So people can watch, even if you didn't get to buy a ticket, you'll be able to see it.

Yeah.

You know what we should do that night? What?

It would be kind of cool if we do the live stream, and I don't know how technically this will work, if people can pop on and ask a question from home or whatever. I would love that. Remember during COVID when we would do that a lot?

Yeah. Yeah. It's a great idea.

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Okay, so coming up in the dirty, Lil Nas X suffering from a mysterious paralyzing illness. We'll get into that. And Diddy in court yesterday, the latest coming up in the Dirty.

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844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-655, or wait, 844-665-6548, that's the number. Call, be the 95th caller for Find the Fob. What's going on, Shannon and the Dirty?

So yesterday, Diddy pleaded not guilty to two new charges added to the criminal racketeering and sex trafficking case against him, which is expected to go to trial.

next month. May 5th, I believe, is when that kicks off. This new indictment includes an additional charge of sex trafficking and one of transportation to engage in prostitution relating to a woman identified by prosecutors only as victim number two. He was there in federal court in New York to deny those accusations. Did you, by the way, do the story about Harvey

Weinstein. Did you see that story at all? They're now saying they may throw out some of his conviction. I saw this morning on Good Morning America. They talked about how I guess the judge allowed some of the, I don't know if they were witnesses or whatever that he probably shouldn't

have allowed in the case. Okay. So I have not heard that, but this is becoming a big thing right now from from what I'm understanding and hearing where cases are being or chunks of cases are being brought back up or brought back into court because the very specific legal steps that are supposed to be taken like there's one little teeny tiny thing that was missing or something was read wrong to them or like there's something like that there's like a caveat and now they're they're getting to go back and which I think charges and I think that there's a couple of

the ones that i heard from what when they did this story uh this morning that um were some of the bigger of the the accusers that were coming forward or like evidence that was admitted into

the case that shouldn't have been for you know whatever little specific reason yeah that's

becoming a thing interesting this diddy thing is going to be i think i put that on trial or on tv because they didn't do the harvey weinstein thing they will not because the victims all want

remain anonymous with the exception of cassie yeah yeah something is up with lil nas x uh he's experiencing some sort of facial paralysis it looks like it might be bell's palsy if you know what that is where like part half of your face droops this was him on instagram yesterday and

when i smell this is me doing a full smell right now by the way it's like it's like what the

A lot of people this morning were commenting that they got either a family member or they have been suffering from Bell's palsy. There's a lot of Bell's palsy that's been going on.

Do you know one of the things, one of the main things that causes Bell's palsy is stress? Really?

Yeah. Well, don't stress me out.

Be careful of yourself. A Minecraft movie still at the top of the box office over the weekend. Chicken jockey. Jack Black actually showed up to one of the screenings. People were just going absolutely nuts.

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For today's presentation of a Minecraft movie, please, no throwing popcorn. And also, no lapis lazuli. And also, absolutely no chicken jockey. Do you find Jack Black funny?

I do. I really like him. I don't. I don't.

No, I think that he's not very funny. School of Rock was not funny. School of Rock was his last good movie that he had. Every other one of these movies is all nonsense.

Have you ever seen The Holiday? It's not a funny movie, but his character in that movie made me love to him. What's The Holiday?

Where the four people exchange their houses or whatever.

Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet.

It's my favorite Christmas movie ever. But I think his movies changed from movies for adults to movies for kids. Yeah. Really? His last couple of movies have been kids' movies.

Yeah, yeah. And lastly, I am very quickly approaching my first wedding anniversary, and I am not a Star Wars fan, to be fair. I have never seen a single Star Wars movie. Is Wes a Star Wars fan? Nope. I don't think. Maybe he's seen a Star Wars movie. We just happened to get married on May 4th, so everybody made the joke of May the 4th be with you. Well, if you are a Star Wars fan and you are looking to get married, the Little Vegas Chapel in Las Vegas is offering Star Wars-themed wedding packages for May 4th. There are two different packages you could choose from, Yoda one for me.

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Hi there.

Kim, you need a car. You're driving a 2003 Elantra. Is that right?

Yeah.

We got to get you out of that car. Oh, she's calling me. You're so nice. I never have been called sir in my life. I love it. Congratulations.

My parents beat manners into me, man.

You know, those people, I'll tell you what. Anybody from Davison, I know you're good people. You guys are, that's quality. That is the homeland right there. What's that? What did you say?

First time caller. Hey.

Kim from Davison's on the phone. Cav's going to have to do redos on all of you guys that called when he's off for vacation because it's not as fun without him.

I love how he, like, hates when we do it, Shannon. I actually agree. It's not the same Kev. It's not the same.

He's got the energy that there's something about people. Can I tell you something? When you're out in public and people come up and they go, I was a first time caller. And Kev gets excited. They get excited. It's almost like seeing Santa Claus for the first time or something.

I thought it was a group thing.

What was his picture that he was sending to us in the group chat?

Well, so I nobody's really heard from Kev since he went to Denver over the weekend to celebrate his birthday. And remember, he told us the story last week that he was thinking about getting high for the first time in a long time. So I wanted to make sure that he was actually alive. So I said, send a selfie for proof of life.

OK. All right. That's good. Kim, we got proof of a new car for you. We're going to be May 2nd at Moran Chevrolet. Congrats to you.

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Bailey thinks that her boyfriend is cheating. Why is that, Bailey?

I asked for my boyfriend's location and phone password, and he wouldn't give it to me.

Why all of a sudden do you want to start following him or see his passwords?

I'm a little insecure about it. i've been cheated on in the past and i just think it it's something that we can just have each other's information and that kind of feeling can subside a little bit how long you guys been

together a little over a year and so it's just in the last little bit of time that you now have said all right we're going to do this he hasn't done anything besides that no he hasn't done

anything besides that i just was curious and thought maybe you know he would just give me his phone password and his location and then he didn't so it kind of made me go on alert a little

bit when you asked why did he not feel comfortable sharing it with you he just he didn't really give

any details other than just he didn't feel comfortable doing that he was like i just don't i don't really see the point in doing that i kind of don't see the point in doing it either

if you're just all of a sudden out of the blue asking for this and you've got no reason to believe that he's cheating it's just you being insecure but then why not share it right right

because why should he have yeah but if he's not hiding anything then who cares

so if wouldn't you feel weird though like if some if your relationship all of a sudden went from being in this trusting relationship to now I don't trust you?

I think it all depends on how it comes up. Like, in conversation, if it was we should both share our locations for each other for safety or whatever, you know, and you both decide to do it. I guess if it were very one-sided I would feel strange about it, but I don't know. I feel like my senses go up that something is going on when he adamantly will not share it.

Are you cheating on him, Bailey?

No. Oh, my gosh, no.

The only reason I ask that is sometimes people project.

Well, not even that. They want to know where you are in case so that if you're doing something shady, you know, you know if they're going to come home or not. No, I'm absolutely not cheating on him.

All right. We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses.

I want you to do us a favor, and I want you to mute your phone.

Okay.

And we're hoping that the roses go to Bailey.

Hello?

Hi, is this Ethan?

Yes, it is.

Hi, Ethan. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling you from an online floral company called rosesbloom.com. How are you doing this morning? oh i'm fine how are you i'm good i am calling with an offer for some free flowers if you have like 30 seconds to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long-stemmed red roses

they can be shipped out today yeah sure what's your questions

uh so you don't mind taking the survey oh no not at all i'm not following is something funny yeah no no go ahead go ahead do you think okay have you purchased flowers in the past six months ethan no okay and do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months

i don't know what if i am then your answer would be yes

you're right okay okay as a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey i'm now authorized to provide you with that arrangement um i just need a first and a last

name of who you'd like these to go out to today ethan you don't say wow that's you know that's great i will go ahead i'll send my let's send them to mojo in the morning i was waiting for that i just i know who you guys are what is what is what are y'all doing what is this ethan we're just

calling you up to see where you're going to send a dozen free roses you obviously listened to the show so you knew exactly who it was like at first i thought this guy was nuts i thought it was like somebody that was going through something at this time ethan could who would you think out of anybody in the world would want to know where you're going to send a dozen free roses

yeah i don't know that's where you got me like or uh yeah what is this

what is what it is is that you know how we do war of the roses somebody wants to know where you're going to send a dozen free roses who do you think would wonder where you would send them to i only got one did she really call you guys who is she what's her name

my girlfriends what's her name yeah this has got to be bailey right okay all right

i don't know you have a question mark on the end of that sentence you tell us do you have

any other girlfriends no i do not and if this is bailey this is stupid like this is absolutely like please tell me that she didn't do this is she listening right now actually it's not

Are you looking right now? It's another girl, and her name is not Bailey. Who would that be?

Nobody. I know how this works. I know. I'm just...

Okay, so if you know how this works, why do you think Bailey would want us to call you?

At this point, I think because she maybe has lost her f***ing mind. Like, honestly, like, can't she... Like, she gives up. Like, can't she hear me? Yes. Can you hear me now?

Bailey, say hey.

Hey. Hi, Ethan. What the f*** is wrong with you? I cannot believe you did, like, put me on the spot like this. You've lost your f***ing mind. This is... No. No, no, no.

But real quick, Ethan, I think that the thing that she was worried about was that you guys wouldn't share passwords with each other. Is this something that has been going on a lot lately where she's been paranoid?

Yeah, because she's f***ing crazy. Well, I wouldn't call her that. He also wants my location. Who the hell gives that information?

But why do you have such a problem with giving it, is her question.

Why should she want it so much? I'm not doing a damn thing. You're nuts. You're crazy. In fact, this is all over. I want to break up. I can't handle this anymore. more.

Bailey, besides the password thing, has there been other things that you've been on him about, about saying that you think that he's not being faithful to you?

No.

So it's not like you're constantly on him and worried about what he's doing? This is just the password thing. that you got worried about and location yeah because it sounds like this was a cherry on top to a lot of things and for the record i absolutely hate the way that he was talking to you and treating you and but i could see where that would wear like that would wear you down after a while if it was a constant thing and he really wasn't doing anything but yeah he sounded over the top because he sounded annoyed.

Do you feel like what you're doing is annoying him or is he normally that angry?

I don't really know. I didn't think it was that annoying.

Has he ever yelled at you before in the past?

Yeah, over this, not understanding.

And that's how it worked up, he gets.

Yeah.

Hang on one second, okay? Hold on one second. Yo, yo, this is the home of War of the Roses, Mojo in the Morning, WKQI Detroit, WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids, WVKS Toledo, this is Mojo in the Morning, oh Mojo, he's amazing, live. Mojo in the morning, Whitney wants to comment on the War of the Roses with Bailey. What's going on?

As soon as Shannon started talking, that first little giggle he got out, I was like, oh, he knows, he knows. And he sounded so cocky as soon as Shannon started asking him questions.

He creeped me out a little bit. He sounded like the Joker. He really did. I was trying to figure out exactly what it was. I was like, I am not following what is happening here. I know.

Watch a video of this. You'll be able to see it up on our TikTok. So you can search Mojo in the Morning, War of the Roses, with TikTok. What's going on, Kendall? Hi, War of the Roses.

Hey, this guy made me so unbelievably mad. He is such a smartass. Like, that cockiness, that attitude, like, it was so creepy.

Yeah, but let me ask you this question. This is just to, because I don't like the way that he talked to Bailey, but I also think if you're in a relationship where somebody is constantly not trusting you, do you think that he may have a little bit of a right to be angry about this?

I mean, I guess so, but it was just such the way he acted at first, and he was like, he wouldn't say her name. Like, he was like, my girlfriend, my girlfriend. He wouldn't say her name. I don't know. I don't know. I just didn't like his attitude.

I'd like to ask this question, and I appreciate your phone call and respect your opinion on that. Everybody's going to have their own feelings towards it. But I'd like to ask this question. If you're in a relationship with somebody for a year, should you still have to share passwords or give them your location? I don't feel the necessary means to, like, first, I don't know you well enough. I've only been with you for a year. I don't want you having my passwords. Not that I think you're going to see anything, but my financials might be on there. I might have Apple Pay on my thing, and you might be able to have access to my phone.

But why are you dating somebody if you don't trust them with, like, holding on your card? Do you know how long it took me to trust you?

As you're saying that, I'm like, I said I was going to spend the rest of my life with somebody after a year.

I mean, do I think, like, if you're, well, I think if you're 22, it's mostly cheating. That's why you're trying to do it. But at my ripe old age of mid-30s, if I don't trust you a year in, what are we doing?

Megan, I'm telling you, would you leave your purse and financial information there? And you've known Shannon and myself and everybody else for how many years?

I do every day.

I keep, take mine with me.

Do you and Chelsea share, do you know Chelsea's password, vice versa, and location? I don't.

I don't feel the necessary need to have it.

So Wes and I do. We share location and we share passwords. Now, it would be a very different situation to me, though, if he was like, hand over your phone every night at eight o'clock and was going through it.

Which is what I think she's doing.

And that's what I'm saying. There's a difference to me of sharing your password and your location for safety purposes. God forbid anything happens. Wes always has access to my phone. Should he need or want to see anything? and somebody wanting to have the control and having that almost to the point of a rational fear of needing to go through it every single day. Very, very different situations.

What's up, Phil? It's Mojo in the Morning, War of the Roses.

I was going to say, it's just crazy that someone would actually expect that, like the password, MFA, whatever. Like, I mean, those are supposed to be individual accounts. That's security issue, first of all. Like, they tell you it'll work. Like, don't share your password.

any information like if we want to do that we get joint accounts yeah like that's how it works

that's a really good point you know you never think about that but when you work for a company that is really big on security they tell you don't even share your stuff with your family members

yeah but how many times do we laugh and go how many different factors of authentication do i need to get into my email i don't have any sensitive information on my computer i'm not the ceo like I don't think it's that big of a I think it's a bigger red flag if you'll hide it from me than if you would just share it from with me I'm not going to go through it but it's definitely a

bigger red flag if you won't give it to me Adriana what's up hi um so actually I teach healthy relationships I've been teaching it for um over five years now and one of the big things that we teach is not to share your information, your passwords, your location, anything like that. A big part of it is because healthy relationships are based on trust. And if you don't trust somebody, then why are you in this relationship in the first place?

Where do you teach healthy relationships? That's an interesting class.

So I just actually moved here from California and I was teaching at a college for a rape prevention education program that I ran and now I run I work at a the local DV and SA organization

for the county can I ask a question though to follow that up isn't there a difference between obsessively being like I checked your location six times today and you were at this place and I need you to justify it versus I share my location with you and oh if something ever happens I know where you are like I share my location I just checked with seven people nobody's ever been like i see that you're at this place but i know if anything's ever wrong like if i ever oversleep for work shannon will check and be like well she's at her apartment she probably's oversleeping

right and if you go into that agreement with that person from the beginning and that's the kind of relationship you have and it's a consensual agreement between two adults then that's perfectly fine but if those two adults don't want that then it's not consensual and

then it's being forced and that's not healthy i completely agree yeah uh mojo in the morning show

uh angela what's going on your comment on war of the roses

hi yes i just feel like you know they're in a very difficult situation he's very defensive and she's too controlling so i just think they should just break up so they're both well you

know what this is actually it's interesting we used to do uh break up or make up on the show So this would definitely be one of those ones where I would say break up. Yeah. And I think they both are lending to it. I agree with you. I think that they are both wrong when it comes to that. Tracy, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Good morning. Yeah, I, as an anxious attachment person, I see this so clearly now that I've done some healing and some research. i am guessing she has a severe anxious attachment problem because she's probably constantly looking for some reassurance from her boyfriend and when she's not getting it she's going to keep digging until she finds something that he'll give into that will that will feed that that insecurity

in herself well that that is interesting by the way our callers have been spectacular this morning between the lady who's teaching trust and you calling yourself anxious attachment. I mean, you guys are unbelievable. Where are the regular colors that we normally get that just say a bunch of nothing? I like this, though. These are great. Great comments. I appreciate you. Hold on a second. Let me go to Amanda. What's up, Amanda? It's Mojo in the Morning. War of the Roses. Just a few moments ago, Bailey did War of the Roses. We never got a Roses out, though, because he knew us. What's up?

Yeah. So I dated somebody who was like that, who would constantly think I was cheating on him. And I never cheated on him. He made me go crazy. He had my location at night. If he would, like, think that I'm just not home because my locations looked like I was a little bit at my neighbor's, which I was never. They were, like, old people. And he was FaceTiming me frantically, thinking I'm cheating on him. I'm like, they're old people. Like, where do you think I am? I'm at home. That would wear me down.

Can I ask a question? When you're with somebody like that, don't you think that they're doing something? Because that was a question that I asked to Bailey. And obviously she answered me and said she's not doing anything. But it makes me wonder what's going on in her that she's feeling constantly that this guy is doing this.

You know what? It didn't even come to my mind because I was just so busy making sure he knows I'm not cheating on him.

Yeah, you're so worked up about just trying to, you know, protest your innocence. Kiera, what's up? It's War of the Roses.

Hey, good morning.

morning guys good morning what's going on so i'm gonna have to um side with the boyfriend this morning um i think she needs to do some healing and she should not be in a relationship with anyone i agree with you mojo a year is entirely too soon and like to be demanding those things because you're still you know learning each other at a certain you know especially when you're younger you're still learning each other so if you can't trust him you don't need to be with him obviously you're going to have that insecurity with everyone and i think that she's been constantly nagging him is why he exploded like he did today like that's what i felt too

you know what's interesting i had a buddy of mine guy was dating a girl for less than a year she didn't ask him for his passwords she wanted his social security number i would is that crazy what was the reason she said that she wanted to know more about him and so she wanted to look up his credit and all that stuff and i said i mean that's stage five it was a little crazy but it's interesting the credit report is kind of one have you anybody ever had somebody ask them for that because they want she wanted to know she wasn't getting involved in

somebody that really weirded out if the person i was dating asked me what my credit score was i know that those financial conversations are important but i don't but how about the guy

that asked me out on a date and i found his arrest record like you could do a background check on somebody i think it's crazy i genuinely think it's crazy to ask for somebody's social security

number but like dive social security number is asking a lot you steal your identity that's wild

bailey uh back on with us this morning here and bailey a lot of people are saying they don't like the way that uh ethan talked to you uh they don't like that but many people are saying that they feel like you kind of pushed him to that breaking point that edge there do you do you feel like you've put you pushed him over the edge

no just one simple thing i wanted

and then there's a lot of people concerned like shannon said that they don't like that he's so angry and talks like that so maybe it's not yeah not a good relationship to be in but have you has he contacted you since we talked no so he hasn't okay all right we'll we'll talk more with you and then when you do hear from him let us know okay hold on one sec

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speaking of the weather yesterday 70 and sunny today 44 degrees and crappy raining right now here yep you know this is just bs we put up with so much crap in our lives living here we got teams that don't never win a championship we've got drivers that are complete morons that is true we got potholes all over the place we got what do we got oh we do have good pizza we got i mean i think detroit style pizza is great pizza my favorite um and occasionally a coney island greek salad ain't too bad too all right we got the food we got no good weather this weather is just asinine and i'm done already can't stand it by the time that it hits april the 15th and i'm having to pay my taxes right now the government should give me money back for the bad

weather don't you think you are in a crotchety mood i really are i almost killed myself this

weekend because you were wasted you showed me so much love yesterday you were worried about me as soon as i showed you that big mark on my on my back and then i i show it to her she texts me everything okay you know what's the doctor's appointments today she's back to being mean

shannon are you kidding but this is you it's winter it's cold it's spring it's rainy it's summer it's hot it's fall make up your mind is there a season you actually like it's not winter

this is spring but is there a season you actually like i don't like spring spring's my least my

least favorite i like july it's it's the season of july that's about it that i like it's the only month that's consistent no i love the heat i love heat i'm not gonna lie to you even as a fat dude sweating his ass off i'm fine with it i'll get into air conditioning you know i lived in arizona for eight years it's a dry heat though no it wasn't a dry heat it was sweltering it was like going into an oven that's how dry that heat was but can i be honest with you i actually was it was

consistent you knew exactly when it was going to start and you knew exactly when it was going to end living in you know michigan and growing up in chicago like i did you don't know the consistency of there's no consistency of this weather see i wouldn't be able to do florida i couldn't do

florida i love it no it's the best muggy the only thing i don't like about the only thing i don't

like about florida is they don't pull over for emergency vehicles literally ambulances and cop cars and stuff they never pull over because i think they're all wanted by the law And number two, I think the food blows there. So I think the food's horrible.

What? You don't need another Margaritaville?

No. They're all crap. By the way, I apologize to my Bronco fans. You're right. The Western Michigan Broncos champions.

That's great.

Yes. And, of course, the Ohio State Buckeyes champions. I was kind of hoping that J.D. Vance yesterday when he dropped that thing would have destroyed that the statue or the the trophy so that uh they couldn't display it at their school what's going on melissa what's happening hey mojo how are you this morning oh don't ask don't thank you melissa for caring i'm great what's going on thank you i feel you

like this weather's awful let's get out of here michigan sucks like i'm depressed it's all it's

seriously it's not pure michigan pure bite my ass that's what thank you you know what i mean 100 like that they they ran those commercials for so long telling us to go to you know luddington the last thing in the world i want to do is hang out in luddington but if i go up there if i go up there i have even worse weather than i have here you know exactly i agree yes have a good day guys

thank you i appreciate that yeah i like the rain i just don't like when it's freezing rain and then it's 70 degrees later in the day and then it's back down to 30 at night i get excited to wear

like sandals and a short sleeve shirt with my jeans yeah and like hang out outside yeah but

i also do appreciate the weather that keeps my toes inside my shoes so i don't have to paint them

uh i don't know what what are you you're you're a masochist or something there's something going What happened to you that you like all this bad weather? You like all the depressing movies and documentaries?

I think rain is calming. I don't like driving in the rain or the snow. I want to make that clear. Like, that part sucks. So if you, like, spend a lot of time in your car at your job, I can understand why you would hate that. But I just think it's calming.

Oh, it's the worst.

In the summertime, when you get too hot and I'm sweating and I'm naked, you can't get cooler. Like, that sucks. but you can always cozy up and cuddle up and get warmer, start a fire.

You're the person that moves to that place in Alaska that has no sunlight.

Bruh, if they would pay me to live out there, I'd be in a heartbeat.

It has no darkness, right? There is a heart. Yeah, it's like we're like, what's up, Calvin?

Hey, how's it going?

Calvin.

First time, long time. Hey there.

Calvin's on the phone. What's going on, Calvin?

Yeah. Even that is lackluster. Yeah, no, I mean, upon the weather, I'm a big fan of the unpredictability. My parents lived down in Florida. They moved, you know, a little over a decade ago. And I just can't deal with, you know, you're always going to have to do what's on your schedule. And sometimes here in this unpredictability, you might have a really busy week and you just need that day of relaxation. And the weather is the only thing that might give you that day of relaxation because, you know, you got stuff planned and it's all supposed to be nice. And then that one day of unpredictability gives you that day of relaxation that you might need. Yesterday was that day.

Yesterday was that day. Yesterday, everybody was in such a great mood. I'm telling you, yesterday, you could have gotten laid by anybody because everybody was in such a good mood. You know what I mean?

Everybody was out.

Yeah. Everybody was having the time of, it was like the best day ever. Megan stayed in all day.

Everybody was out. Everybody's dogs got wogged.

Yeah.

And in that same sentence, you know, talking about that, basically, if you do have an off day, that next day, you're going back out, you're refreshed, you're ready. It's going to make that next day better instead of having to do three days in a row just, you know, busy, busy, busy.

Yeah, you know what? It is interesting that when you have one day out of the month, that is great.