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WKQI Detroit, WSNX, Muskegon, Grand Rapids, WVKS Toledo, three great stations, one stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live. Are you ready? Five, four, three, two, one.

This is Mojo in the Morning.

I am kind of a wimpy Cuban guy, you know what I mean?

I eat half an Oreo with the cream scraped off and I gain another butt cheek, just like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mojo in the morning.

Showtime.

We'll be right back. Oh, my God, you guys, I ran out to my car and encountered a Mojo in the Morning surprise. Are you ready for this one? Is everybody ready for the big surprise of the day?

We're ready.

We are kicking off a national holiday today with a Mojo in the Morning misfit, who was about to leave a special gift for me on my car in the parking lot of the iHeartRadio building here. with the... Ready for this? We're on Facebook Live. Is this Facebook Live? Okay. We're on Facebook Live, everybody. Mike and Megan, you can check this out, too. Happy 420. And look what I got from Misfit Steve. Oh, my God. Stop it. Who's in studio with us this morning. Look at this guy.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba!

What up, man? Wow. By the way, the benefits of having a pothead misfit that lives close to the radio station. This is like the greatest thing. What did you get me? What is this?

That is 21% indica. I think you're really going to enjoy it. 21%.

Did you already enjoy some?

No, I'm just really tired. All right, come on.

I don't believe it. No, okay.

Real quick. I won $2,000 at the casino last night, and I went to bed at like 2 o'clock last night. Oh, my God. Shut up. Yeah. So I thought I would spend a little money on weed, and, you know, it's the holiday. It's giving.

Wait, so you blew it all out at the dispensary to celebrate for $20?

How much of that $2,000 did you spend already?

None, actually.

Well, you bought that.

That was out of my personal staff. That was out of my... Okay. But I probably spent a total of $200 at the dispensary yesterday. Okay. That's not bad. No.

So wait a second. So it says here, it says cherry cheesecake. Oh, yeah. Is it gluten-free? Do we know if it's gluten-free? Because I don't get to eat cheesecake very much these days.

It is.

By the way, isn't all weed glue?

Gluten-free, gluten-free, potato chips and weed. All of it, gluten-free, thank God, right? It is the higher you get.

And vegan.

And vegan. That's right, I forgot about that. That is.

And cruelty-free, because we're all about that. Yeah. Unless you're in those gummies.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's right. I forgot about that. Yeah, that's why we smoke. By the way, I have not smoked in forever. I mean, honestly, it's probably been since I was kicked out of college. But here, I'm going to pass this over so Shannon can get a smell. Does it really smell like cheesecake? Shannon or Steve? Who's catching this?

I don't know. I don't smoke.

Here we go.

I've done the weed lunch. I've done the smoking.

This is a wonderful day. Isn't that? Okay. How big?

That is.

Very big.

That's what she said.

All right. Happy 420, everybody. How's everybody doing? I'm Misfit Steve with the big surprise for us today. It's so nice that you came in and hung out with us. And by the way, the funny thing is, he doesn't smell as bad as I thought that he would smell. Not like body odor or anything like that, but like weed. What do you do? What do you do to protect yourself from the smell? Because you don't have that smell.

A shower every morning?

I know, but I'm serious, though. Most potheads that smoke, they usually smell like weed, even though they don't think that they do. I actually can pull up to a red light and smell them in the car next to me. How is it that I have not been able to do that by smelling you this morning sitting over across from us?

I guess I don't really carry the nuggets with me. I just carry them in little silicone containers.

I know. I understand that. But you smoke it, though. When you smoke it, it gets on you. Do you have, like, a spray or something? No, no, not at all. You don't carry, like, a little dove men's spray like I always do, like, whenever I get a little smell gone?

I've just been smoking for so long that, like, it comes out of my pores. Yeah. And it's just part of me, so, like, I don't smell. It's amazing.

See, this is why you wear a patchouli-based perfume, and then people never know what's going on.

Patchouli is different than patchouli. I just want everybody to know that. Dustin, are you there? Yes, I am. Happy 420, Dustin. Happy 420. It's a celebration day.

When are you starting, Dustin?

I've already started. I started once I got up before I left my house. I started at 420 this morning. Yes.

By the way, I just want everybody to know this, that our boss, when he made Deep Voice Guy do some 420 imaging for us, got it right with this one here.

420. Used to be cooler before pot was legal. Now just a day for potheads to celebrate like they didn't just get high yesterday.

It's so true, isn't it?

420 was such a fun day. I mean, it's kind of, you know, it's kind of like just whatever. It's another day. It's Thursday. That's pretty much, right?

I was just talking to one of my buddies yesterday about how you'd never hear anyone talk about 420. It was always a hush-hush holiday until everything became legal.

It's like hash bash. Hash Bash was like the coolest thing ever. Everybody went to Ann Arbor because they knew that there was something about it. You might get arrested if you left and, you know, crossed over the border to Ypsilanti. But no longer now. It's like Hash Bash again is just a normal Saturday.

It's still a big thing, though. I mean, people still go. The only reason I know that is I accidentally took my children last year. And we spent the night at that hotel. No, for real, accidentally.

You have to understand something, though. So we have Dustin, maybe in Steve, Misfit Steve, and Megan and Mike and everything. Bring Shannon up to date on this one here because Shannon just recently started an edible, you know, she had like a.

Every once in a while. Yeah, I take a half Z.

She takes a half Z. She calls it a half Z.

You are so cool. I know.

I'm a cool mom. Give her. Yeah.

I hope she understands that the more she does it, the more she's going to end up having to eat because she's going to be all that tolerant.

Duh. Yes. And you know what? Are you taking it for sleeping or are you taking it for just relaxing or what does it do?

So I have two girlfriends who have an affinity for the edibles. And so if I go out with them, like I'll split one with one of them. Yeah. Instead of like drinking all night long. You do it socially. Okay. Right. By the way.

She falls to the peer pressure.

And there's nothing worse than. That dare program really did wonders for me. There's nothing worse than being the designated driver.

I've done it a couple of times.

Yeah, you took the D.A.R.E. program how many times?

Four times. They changed the class year each time I changed at the end of the school year.

Well, they knew there was something about you.

Could you imagine D.A.R.E. today, though?

Do they not have it? I didn't know if they had it or not.

I don't know, but they couldn't say weed's a gateway drug anymore. You know what I mean? What do you say? Well, they still talked about not consuming alcohol, though, too, and alcohol was legal.

And honestly, for some people, I do believe it is, because I have a buddy that he's been to rehab seven different times, and he literally, if he smokes a joint, he's going to go do something else.

Oh, yeah.

All right. He's literally one that if he gets high on weed, he's going to go find something else to get high on. That's how he is.

Listen, it's like me with a diet, for God's sakes. If I have a little bit of weed, next thing you know, I'm having everything in my pantry. But hold on a second.

Oh, you get the seafood diet.

Exactly. You know exactly that diet. So do I. We're on Facebook Live right now. And by the way, can you do us a favor, Facebook Live fans, all of our Facebook Live fans that are checking us out right now, Mike and Megan, I don't know. I'm on it. Are you on right now with us? Perfect. Okay. Facebook Live fans, shout out your favorite dispensary on 420, okay? What's your favorite dispensary or strain of weed? Because I still don't get, like, I know the whole, you know, indiga thing and the whole in the couch and all that stuff. Like, I had to have literally my son teach me, you know?

I got a friend that he actually recently passed away. He was 65. And for the longest time, he could not remember which way was which. on indica and sativa until I looked at him one day and said, hey, I said, indica, in the couch. And once I told him that, he remembered for the rest of his, before or until he passed.

What a beautiful story, by the way. That was a heartwarming story.

He ended up, he passed away on the job doing lawn care.

Wait, what did he have? Did he have sativa or indica in his system when he died?

I'm not sure. I wasn't working with him at the time.

All right. I know, this guy, by the way,

He's like, I love puppies.

Puppies are so great. But I got this buddy whose puppy died the other day. You know what this is, though? This is a conversation with a high man. And this is what we're getting on 420 today. This truly is. Hold on a second. We got to wish a happy birthday to Linda. Linda celebrating a birthday on 420. What a perfect birthday.

Happy birthday, Linda. Thank you.

How you doing, Linda?

I'm okay. I am getting ready to walk out the door for work. Okay. How young are we turning today? 69.

Oh, my gosh. Really? 69.

I listen to you guys all the time. Thank you. I'll tell you a real funny story real quick.

Go ahead. Is it an upbeat story like Dustin's been telling us?

Oh, well, it's just something silly. When my son was maybe in his teens or 20s, I don't know. I walked into his bedroom, and there's a big 4-2-0 on the wall. I'm like, why do you have my birthday on the wall? He's like, Mom, really? And that's the first time I really knew about 420, other than I knew about 420. But, yeah, I'm taking myself on Saturday morning. I'm leaving for a cruise. Oh, my gosh, by yourself. Good for you. No, no, no, there's 14 people going.

Oh, wow. Holy cow. Are you paying for all 14 people?

I'm sorry?

Are you paying for all 14 people?

Oh, heck no. Oh, okay. I'm paying for myself. That's why I'm still working at this age.

Oh, man. I don't even like 14 people. How did you find 14 people to go with?

I've been going for a long time, and I haven't gone in a long time. So they're a lot younger than me.

Hey, where do you live? I'm going to see if you are any close to the radio station. I'm going to have Misfit Steve bring you a joint. He won $2,000 last night at the casino.

I live in Rochester Hills.

Oh, my gosh. It's a little bit of a drive, Steve, but maybe.

Yes, it is. All right.

We love you.

I got my friends in line to give me some good gum. If I wasn't that, I'd bring over to the radio station.

I'm right around the corner.

Are you? Let's do this. Let's have a smoking party, okay?

I'm right at 10 Mile and Half Halstead.

Oh, you are literally right around the corner. I truly don't know you, but I'll pass a joint with you, okay? I've done that before in public places, and honestly, it's very awkward.

You might remember me. I'm the one that played the 5 at 655 back in November. You gave me the Red Wings tickets. I'm the one that lives in Flint and works down here.

Oh, okay. I don't remember you. I'll be honest with you. My brain is mush these days. But, Dustin, now I know you, and I know you as my 420 guy. Michelle, what's happening?

Hi, I'm good. How are you?

Well, Michelle, we're celebrating 420 today. Are you?

Well, I will when I get done with work. I work with little kids, so I can't really.

go into work high yeah that's smart yeah i have 110 kids to take care of but afterwards you need

to celebrate 420 right correct i do yes do you have a do you have a favorite uh that you like

like do you so i like the gummies i will smoke it you know once in a while um so there's a couple of dispensaries that are like really awesome to go to one just reopened they were just doing medical down in detroit for a while it was kob which is king of buds so i don't know if you know that or not yeah but that's that's their name king of buds yeah and they're they also have a location in monroe so they get a ton of people coming from ohio because you know it's not legal I know. Wait, what?

That's Megan, by the way. Megan crosses over. So it's in Monroe, so it's not that far from you, Megan. Maybe the KOB. Not the KOA, but the KOB.

Correct. And the thing that's great about KOB is they are like self, you know, like they will serve you, but you come up and they weigh it for you. Oh, jeez. You know.

See, I just buy Juana's, the, you know. What's that? It's the, you know, blueberry. Juana's are good. They're just gummies They don't need to weigh anything But that's wonderful I appreciate it She's working with children But she loves the KOB

I do I love my KOB

Have a great 420 okay

Thank you too

Alright take care of yourself Gosh guys this has been too much fun

Are you going to stay for a while Mr. Steve?

I'll be here all day if you want I'm coming to the top golf thing Oh you are? I got to smoke with the sheriff Come on let me hear it Meow, meow, meow, meow.

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There was an opportunity, many opportunities, for my family to show some public support.

Kim Kardashian started dating Pete Davidson in this year.

I asked for your number at the last minute and you pretended that you couldn't get with me because you had gloves on.

I know. Will you ask me again this time? I don't have gloves on.

Sure. And big song from the Kid Leroy and Justin Bieber. What year was it? We'll set you up with the prize. Good luck.

You're smart.

Prove it. You remember the year the stuff happened. 844 Mojo Live. You and your new man are so happy. Which is why he's DMing his ex-girlfriend behind your back. Another War of the Roses is after 7 on Mojo in the Morning. How good is your memory? It's Mojo in the Morning's back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

All happened in the same year. This was the year that the tell-all happened with Oprah, Harry, and Megan.

There is a way of doing things, but for us, for this union, and the specifics around her race, there was an opportunity, many opportunities, for my family to show some public support.

Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian started dating.

Asked for your number at the last minute, and you pretended that you couldn't get with me because you had gloves on.

I know. Will you ask me again this time? I don't have gloves on. Sure.

And the big song. What year was it? We'll set you up with the prize. Katie, not that long ago. What year was that? Katie? Oh, she's got to put her seatbelt on first. Hi, Katie.

Hi.

How you doing? What year was that?

2021.

There you go. Congratulations. We're going to set you up with the prize. I want to make sure you're safe before you do this thing. You just getting into the car to go to work or school?

Leaving work.

Oh, wow. So what time do you start work?

10 p.m.

Oh, my gosh. Are you just wiped right now?

I am. I am ready for bed.

Yes. Yeah, you deserve it. Well, be safe driving home. We're going to set you up with tickets to AEW All Elite Wrestling at Little Caesars Arena, plus a $50 DoorDash code for freaking delicious fried chicken tenders from the Tender Shack. Let's get saucy. Congratulations.

Awesome. Thank you.

Have a great day. Have a great nap or sleep, okay?

I will.

All right. We're going to give you a chance to win some Taylor Swift tickets. If you text for Taylor, you have a chance to win. Text SWIFT to 95500. That is SWIFT.

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Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon, with our first Dirty of the morning, what you got leading us off?

Well, good morning. Taylor Swift saved herself from jumping on that doomed FTX bandwagon, that failed cryptocurrency business. More than a dozen celebrities, including NBA star Steph Curry, Tom Brady and Giselle, tennis legend Naomi Osaka and Larry David are all named in a class action lawsuit that was filed in Miami. And the complaint blames FTX and its paid brand ambassadors, all of those celebrities I mentioned, for actively participating in the offer and sale of unregistered securities, as well as a betting fraud designed to take advantage of unsophisticated investors, people who were just doing this on their phones because they wanted to make a little bit of extra money. Well, Taylor Swift was smart. She avoided getting dragged into this mess simply by asking one question. And that question was, can you tell me why these are unregistered securities as opposed to registered securities? She was reported to be in talks to ink a $100 million sponsorship deal with FTX just months before it collapsed. But she did her due diligence. She asked a question. And by the way, that question was really important because before securities like stocks and crypto, in this case, before shares can be offered for sale to public investors, they have to first be registered with the SEC, the Securities and Exchange Commission.

I'll tell you what, these celebrities learn from other people's mistakes. I mean, the Kardashian mistake, Kim Kardashian's mistake was a very costly one, too. I mean, I will think that a lot of celebrities will be very, very careful with anything that is new to the game.

Yeah.

Any new things that come. Because here's the thing. You know that there's going to be a ton of AI stuff that's going to be coming out where people are going to be trying to sell whatever their new AI thing is. And I would be very careful of what you put your name to.

Yep, and speaking of A.I., two more A.I. songs featuring Drake's voice were floating all over the internet and on several platforms. This is one of them, the songs Winter Colds and Not A Game. This is not Drake. This is A.I. Now, I know his record label was successful in taking that first song down. It was the one that he didn't do with The Weeknd, that The Weeknd didn't do either. It was all A.I. I think these two new ones have already been pulled, too, but super creepy. Wow. It freaks me out. Tiger Woods is still dealing with the aftermath of his horrific car accident and just underwent another surgery on the leg that he damaged in that crash. Had some sort of fusion procedure to treat post-traumatic arthritis that he's been experiencing after fracturing his ankle. Went to see a doctor in New York City. The procedure was a success, and according to his team, he is looking forward to beginning his rehabilitation. I don't know when and if he'll return to golf. I know he hasn't really been 100% since that accident. I mean, he had to pull out of the Masters a couple of weeks ago, right?

Well, I didn't pull out as much as he just didn't golf very well. Okay. But he did. I didn't know if he finished it. He looked like he was in pain. Okay.

Yeah. A Twilight TV series is in development. Based on the best-selling book series. That news coming nearly 15 years. It's been 15 years.

since the first film starring Robert Pattinson

and Kristen Stewart debuted. That was 2008. Holy crap. Question. If we do this, can the entire first season of the show have the blue filter like the first movie did? An iconic blue film. And really bad acting. Even though I loved Twilight, you have to admit. It wasn't the greatest. I love them all. But yeah. And, Mojo, there is finally someone who is just as bad of a speller as you are.

Really?

Our very own president, Joe Biden. Listen to this during a speech in Maryland yesterday.

We have 1,000 billionaires in America. Know the average tax rate they pay? Eight. E-I-G-H percent. Eight percent. I propose a better way.

Eight. E-I-G-H. Eight.

Wow.

Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong For all of today's Dirty Check out the Dirty page on NodinTheMorning.com

You know what? I gotta tell you something What? That I'm gonna stick up for him I just want you to know that

He was just having a day

Sometimes And also it might have been a prompter thing Who knows? Maybe it wasn't Oh, okay In the prompter, right?

What a stupid son of a bitch

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Oh, he cheated on his wife with you? And now you're going to be together forever? Another War of the Roses is after 7 on Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the morning show. We got the 5 at 6.55 and the War of the Roses all coming up here in just a couple of moments. So stick around for that. All right. So I want to throw this out because I actually think that they're pretty much right on point with this. Over the course of a year, just about everyone in the U.S. will eventually buy something from one of the top retail brands at least once. But do you know where people that are just like you, the same age as you, the same maybe demographic as you, shop the most? I want to go through the ages and the demographics and see if this actually is true. You ready for this? All right. So they say that the typical Amazon shopper makes most of the transactions with nearly two orders per week, okay? But their annual spending is outdone by a typical Walmart shopper who buys about $3,534 worth of stuff each year. And the typical Costco shopper usually has the highest income. The people that are shopping at Costco usually are the people making the money, while the people who shop at the Dollar General usually are making the least amount of money. Now, let's go through age brackets on this one. Dollar General is usually an older rural worker with just a high school education making less than $40,000 a year. And by the way, their most popular items that they buy, candy, chips, soda, and they prefer brands like Coca-Cola, Reese's, and Lay's. CVS. CVS. Which, by the way, I used to be a CVS shopper. Now I'm a Walgreens shopper. I don't know what it is, but CVS shopper, a white Gen X college educated city dweller who has a high income. Roughly half of the shoppers that shop at CVS spend about $20 on minimum for whatever they're shopping for.

I was going to say, isn't it expensive to shop there?

Yeah. They say that the majority of stuff that they prefer. candies chocolates and bottled water wall our Walgreens shoppers your white college educated suburban baby boom boomers earning $80,000 a year so they didn't say what the income was for CVS they just said high incomes but $80,000 a year roughly is what you make if you go to Walgreens your affinity when you go there if you're not buying your drugs is uh Coca-Cola M&Ms Reese's and Hallmark greeting cards.

See, I like Walgreens because their beauty section is the best.

Kroger, a married suburban baby boomer earning over $80,000 a year. Nearly half of the U.S. shoppers that shop at Kroger-owned grocery stores typically spend about $47 per trip. How? I know. It's always now $100 at least, right?

You got a loaf of bread, some eggs, and some milk. $47, please.

Some of the favorite categories, they usually get something from the frozen section, baking goods, also dish and laundry detergents. Here we go with the highfalutin people, the Whole Foods people. People who shop at Whole Foods typically go more than once a month, on average, three times a month. Their average trip is more than $42 per trip, which, by the way, that is another one of those ones. They also drink kombucha. Whole food shoppers tend to choose the store as their way to get organic brands, or they like to get berries and fruits there. That's their thing. Well, let's go to Trader Joe's.

Well, not everybody has Trader Joe's. Yes. But you would if you had it right by you. I know you would. Oh, for sure. That would be the place I'd go.

Whole Foods is also, to be fair, really great if you're eating vegan. They have tons of vegan options.

Trader Joe's, younger, married, college-educated person earning more than $100,000 a year. Typical Trader Joe's shopper visits about once a month and spends about, again, they say $42. Bullcrap. Come on.

Last time I was there, I bought salmon jerky. I don't make proper decisions while I'm there.

Trader Joe's shoppers tend to choose the pre-made foods like the frozen dinners, the salad kits.

All good.

Their brands like the GT Living Foods brand, and also their cured meats, the Volpe cured meats.

Nobody's ever walked into a Trader Joe's and walked out without cookie butter. And you have never walked out not happy.

Oh, gosh. Now I know this thing is bullcrap. Target shoppers, typical Target shopper, they say, does 23 trips a year on average.

Or a month.

By at least seven products costing about $50 per trip. Baloney. Because you know what? You end up, then you don't get your $5 card from them, right? You don't get your free $5.

I have the Target Circle app. Do you guys have the Target Circle app where you can get all the coupons and stuff at the end and it brings your total down? And then I have a red card. Well, it tells you on the app how much you've saved. And I showed Wes. This was just yesterday. I showed Wes. I'm like, look how much I've saved just since the beginning of the year. And he goes, that means you've spent. Exactly. Think of how much you've spent, Shannon. I know.

By the way, typical shopper buys clothes at Target as well as furnishings for their house. Yeah.

Even their, like, they have a great plus size line. Target's kind of killing it.

And then here's the wild one. Walmart shoppers. The average Walmart shopper is a 59-year-old white suburban woman in her pajamas. No, I just did that. No, I just put that out there. That's very specific. The typical Walmart shopper visits at least once per week. On average, they are 63 shopping trips a year, which, by the way, is the most for any of the average stores. So they are more loyal to Walmart than most brands. I go there a lot during camping season, like a lot, like probably three, four times a week. And their most popular items are turkey knob, Cheetos, Betty Crocker, Dole, and Tyson.

I also wonder how much of that is locations where that's the only place you can shop. Because when I'm down in Kentucky A lot of times Walmart is the only place You can go to buy any electronics Or any groceries It has to be your one stop shop Because it's the only place that offers that kind of stuff

Oh hold on a second Lover's Lane The average The average shopper of Lover's Lane Is Mike We found out that Mike's got his own little secret stash If you were listening to the show yesterday

Yeah, I mean, I'm still wrapping my brain around that one.

Yeah. Wrapping something around that one, right?

Surprise me.

All right, here we go. The 5 of 6.55. Erica's back for second win in a row. Let's get to know Erica a little bit. Erica?

Hello. Good morning.

Good morning. Where are you from?

I'm from Waterford.

And you have a family?

I do. I do. I have a boyfriend who's been together for a year now. I have a 16-year-old son, and I have an 8-month-old son.

Oh, I love it. Wow. Do you think this boyfriend is long-lasting material?

Oh, yeah. We've known each other for a very long time. I said, no, we have a baby together. Oh, sweet. He's stuck with me now.

Your challenger is Josh. He's from Bedford. He's a mailman. What's going on, Josh? Not much. How's it going? Good, man. How's it going to work? Nice to have you here, getting ready to deliver that mail. Erica, say hello to Josh.

Hello, Josh. Hi, Erica.

I'm going to lock up Erica on a soundproof area. You're going to hear nothing, and then you're going to hear Lydia, who will talk to you for a second while I ask the questions to Josh. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty always goes to the champion. Question number one, this, the Notebook star, just posed for a Bustle magazine cover showing off her armpit hair. Who is she?

Rachel McAdams?

Question number two. Supermodel Miranda Kerr turns the big 4-0 today. Who was she once married to? I'll give you a little hint. He's now engaged to Katy Perry. Three seconds.

Orlando Bloom?

Question number three. Yesterday in an interview, Woody Harrelson confirms that this A-list actor could actually be his biological brother oh man I have no idea on that one I'll take a guess pass on that question number four a twilight tv series is in the works back when the films were at the height of their popularity you were either team edward or team Jacob. And question number five, Sean Combs is no longer with rapper Young Miami. Sean Combs is better known as who? T-Bitty. Let's bring the champ back from his own proof area.

You did really, really well, Josh. Erica, he got four out of five correct.

Just like you did, Erica. You're going to have to be as good as you were yesterday, okay?

All right, ready.

Question number one, this The Notebook star just posed for a Bustle magazine cover showing off her armpit hair. Who is she?

Rachel McAdams.

Yes. One to one. Question number two, supermodel Miranda Kerr turns the big 4-0 today. Who was she once married to? I'll give you a hint. He's now engaged to Katy Perry.

Orlando Bloom.

Yes.

Two to two.

Question three. Yesterday in an interview, Woody Harrelson confirms that this A-list actor could actually be his biological brother.

Matthew McConaughey. Yes. Three to two.

That's the only one that Josh missed. Now, she's going to have to miss these next two to make you the winner, Josh. Question number four. A Twilight TV series is in the works, Erica. Back when the films were at the height of their popularity, you were either Team Edward or Team...

Robert.

No.

What? Girl.

No.

Team Jacob.

Yeah.

Three to three.

Wow, we got a suspenseful one here. Yeah. You got to get this next one right in order to stay our champion. If you miss it, Mailman Josh is back tomorrow. Question number five. Sean Combs is no longer with rapper Young Miami. Sean Combs is better known as who?

B-D-D.

Yes!

There you go! Win with a tie. Final score, 4-4.

Wow, Josh. Nice job, buddy.

You're doing so good, right?

Yeah, that was great. And you know what, Erica? That was an excellent win. Nice way to keep it suspenseful on a Thursday, okay?

Yeah, that's for the 420.

Oh, you know what? I didn't think about that. Team Robert.

I know. I was like, wait, what the heck?

You know what, though? Let's do it. Let's give you a prize here. Josh, we're going to set you up with a $50 Burger King gift card. Have it your way with Coke Zero Sugar, now available at participating U.S. Burger King restaurants. Hang on the phone. We'll get you set up with that. Have a great day, guys.

It's Mojo in the Mornings. 5 is 6.55.

War of the Roses coming up here next on the Mojo in the Morning show. She found his secret photo app with girls in there, a naked set of pictures. Who is it? Next.

Catching cheaters and proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Kennedy. Yes. Okay, so why do you want us to do this? What are your thoughts of why you think, is it your husband or boyfriend?

This is my husband.

And why do you think he's cheating?

He gave me his iPad to use, and I found this Vault app on it. So I was able to get the password I got in, and there are a ton of nude photos in his iPad.

And they're nude photos of women?

It's just one woman. I don't, and I don't recognize, well, her face is not there, so I don't recognize her at all. Like, I don't know anyone who looks like this. And I didn't think he did either, so.

And how have things been with you guys lately?

I mean, I think we're good.

So things are normal with you guys? Like, you're not distant?

Honestly, I didn't think there was any problems. I just was, like, curious because there was this secret. It seemed like a secret app, though. I was like, let me just see what's in it. And I was kind of shocked, honestly, to see all these photos.

Especially of the same person. Because, obviously, you know, there's some sort of relationship there. But what's the relationship?

We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. Mute your phone so he doesn't get suspicious.

Okay.

Hang on one second.

Hello?

Hi, I am looking for a Jerome ***, please.

Who's this?

Hi, Jerome, my name's Nicole, and I'm calling from a brand new interview.

at floral company called roses bloom.com with an offer for some free flowers if you have like 30 seconds to answer two survey questions for me we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that can be sent to the person of your choice anywhere in the country absolutely free

of charge i'm not going to give any of my information like what you can ask your two questions but i mean i'm not going to give you any credit card information oh i'm not i promise

you i'm not going to ask for it the only information i'm going to get from you is the person you want to send the flowers to their phone number and address and all of that stuff okay

i mean that's still a lot of information um well if you these questions okay okay let me ask you

the questions we'll get to that part have you purchased flowers in the last six months no i don't really do that okay do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months no probably not okay um as i thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey I'm now authorized to provide you with, like I said, a dozen long-stemmed red roses. And I just need to get some info from you in terms of who these are going to, and we can start with a first and a last name.

I'm not really sure what her last name is, but the first name is Mariah.

Okay. And Mariah's phone number?

Uh, 3-0-5.

Okay. And just so I have it on file, we are going to start an account for you. It doesn't mean anything other than if you do decide to order flowers in the future, we hope you use us, and this will just make it a little bit faster and easier. What is your relationship to Mariah?

Um, I know her.

Can you be a little more specific?

What does that matter?

It's just we keep everything in an account for you, so we know in the future each person that you've ever sent flowers to will be on here.

I'm not comfortable giving that information.

Okay. Okay, let me tell you this part, Jerome. We also offer something. This is what's so unique about us. It's a digital voice card where you can leave your own message that will get played via a text message when the flowers get delivered to Mariah. Did you want to go ahead and do that?

I can't leave her a voice message.

Okay. um all right well i can did you want to include a little message on a card we can send a card with the flowers no i just want the flowers okay so is she going to know who they're from though yeah okay okay jerome i also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes are you okay with that i mean if it's for that as long as it's

not like I don't want my voice recorded for any like promotional or anything like that

okay okay no problem Jerome I'm gonna jump on here right now just to wrap up the call and then we'll send that message off okay so we'll send the message to that phone number But first, I need to tell you one quick thing. While we've been talking to you, and you've been sending these flowers off, your wife just heard you send flowers to someone other than her. Who? What? This is the Mojo in the Morning show, and we were doing the War of the Roses. And she's suspicious that somebody else is in your life. And it sounds like there is.

Well, it's not what it sounds like, and I'm not really sure who you are, and neither do I care, so I'm going to hang up.

Well, I know you don't want to talk to me, but your wife is on the phone with us right now.

Great. I live with her. I'm sure she'll want to get in touch with me. I don't have to do this now.

Can we just ask you who this is that you're sending these to?

No, it's none of your business. Like, why do you do this to people? What is it? This is fun for you guys?

Well, what we're doing for people is we're telling wives or husbands what's going on in their relationship.

No, you're tricking people into impossible situations and then making fun of people and, like, using it to make money on whatever you're doing. Making no money.

It sounds like you are being extraordinarily defensive.

No, you people are calling me, trying to trick me into doing something and like getting me involved with my wife.

Like, well, we're not trying to get involved in anything other than trying to get clarification.

I don't care what.

You guys are trying to do. You're in my love life. Get the f*** out. I'm hanging up.

Bye. Kennedy, do you want to say anything?

I'm kind of speechless for now.

I don't want to do this on the phone, okay? Especially with three other people on the line. So I'm going to hang up now. You guys can talk if you want. I'm not talking anymore.

but here's the thing I think that if it's a misunderstanding this is your way to clarify

I don't need you to be there to clarify anything

just tell me who is this Mariah

we're going to talk later get the f*** off the phone whoever this is I'm done

alright does he normally act that way

i he's usually more sweet than that but

i mean he is obviously uh caught in a weird spot hang on and let's try to see if we can either get him back on the phone or even try to see if we can get a hold of uh of mariah

this is the home of the war of the roses mojo in the morning

this is the home of war of the roses mojo in the morning

can we just ask you who this is that you're sending these to no it's none of your business

like why do you do this to people what what is it this is fun for you guys well what we're doing

for people is we're telling wives or husbands what's going on in their relationship when

you're tricking people into impossible situations and then making fun of people and like using it to make money on whatever you're doing making no money

it sounds like you are being extraordinarily defensive no

Kennedy is it possible Are you there

Yeah

Would it be possible that God I even hate this Because I know that this would be awkward To be in a relationship Would it be possible that your husband's on OnlyFans

OnlyFans I don't know So, I haven't, like, I haven't seen any charges or anything, but, I mean, I guess he could be on that.

But if it, I mean, it's one thing to have all these pictures or whatever that he's hiding, which wouldn't sit well with me in the first place. But to have enough of a quote-unquote relationship that that's who he opts to send flowers to over you is obviously inappropriate.

right the number that that he gave us goes just directly to a voicemail box it doesn't sound like it's even a legit like a person's cell phone number i don't know it to me it sounded awkward um and we're not able to get a hold of him but the explanation of only fans is that people have been texting saying it's got to be something only fans i don't know if maybe somebody can come on the air with us and explain because i know this may sound very unusual to you but i'm Not on OnlyFans.

I don't know how that all works. But either way, obviously, we have to have a really serious talk. I was really hoping it was nothing.

All right. Hang on one sec. Mojo in the morning. Kiana?

Hi.

How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good. OnlyFans seems like it's the majority of the callers that are on our phone lines and texters, too. You're one of them. What was the tip-off on that, that it's potentially an OnlyFans girl that he's been hanging out with?

When Shannon asked for a last name, he said he didn't know her last name, and that seems very... doesn't make a lot of sense when that's who he's choosing to send the flowers to, and they have enough of a relationship where he doesn't have to leave a message and she knows who it's coming from.

Can you explain something to me? Are you on OnlyFans? I want to find out from somebody that's on OnlyFans. Do the OnlyFans like your people that you're talking to or doing whatever you're doing to do they give you their phone numbers?

How much information do they know about you? That is our question. Obviously, you're not an OnlyFans, so you're not going to be able to watch that.

I think that it's as much as they want to. And I think some people have, like, special privileges if they pay more.

Right.

So that's why I kind of thought of that because he has all those pictures of her but doesn't know her last name. So I thought that was interesting.

All right. You know what we should do? Bianca's filling in for KP this morning. Post that and then ask the question. We'll ask this question. And if you're on OnlyFans, can you, like, what do you get? Like, give us your details. We want to hear from OnlyFans people. Shout out to OnlyFans people.

Content creators.

The content creators. Oh, that's a nice way to put it. Helena, what do you think? War of the Roses?

I think there's definitely something shadier happening than just cheating. I don't know what it is, but it doesn't seem like every ordinary War of the Roses cheating incident.

Yeah, and people are bringing up, and I miss this, when he was basically telling us to F off, he said he didn't want to discuss his love life. And I missed that. Yeah. Yeah. Now, obviously, he could be talking about his relationship with Kennedy, but I mean, in the context of what we were asking him questions about, obviously, it was related to this Mariah, you know, girl that he sent the flowers to.

That's a good catch, by the way, by the listeners. 844 Mojo Live. What's up, Samantha?

I feel like he always wanted to get caught with the app being on his iPad and her using it. But did he know she was going to use it?

But it was in a vault, though. That's the thing. It was in one of those apps that people put the pictures in and then have it password protected, but it doesn't look like it's a picture app.

Right, but obviously it wasn't that much of a password if she found it out.

Well, that's the thing. You may not be a bright guy. Hey, boy, he was definitely an angry guy, wasn't he?

Oh, yeah. I was like, what the heck, man? Jeez.

Yeah. Joe, comment from you. What's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, how are you guys? Good morning. Good morning. So, anyway, he's definitely doing something wrong. Nobody just freaks out and acts like that for any reason unless you got caught cheating or, you know, messing around. The other thing I can think of is, you know, there's, like, girls on Facebook or whatnot that try to talk to you to get money, and they'll send you pictures and stuff. So maybe, you know, someone could be him, but he's like fully committed into the, you know, whatever, whenever you want to call one of those situations.

And to go back to the beginning of this, Joe, it was her suspicion that it was somebody that he was cheating with because it's the same woman in all the pictures, too. So it's not like this guy's going and getting it. But you're right. It could be somebody that maybe met on Facebook or something. Who knows?

Yeah, for sure.

Thanks for the call. It's still no OnlyFans experts.

There are a lot texting us.

Are they? Let's get them on the phone. Lydia's working her butt off there. Which text do you like that you want to see? Tell her to put them on.

It's already pushed way down, but we had a few people say that they are providers on OnlyFans. That's the word we're supposed to say. I don't know. I don't know the lingo. I'm sorry. Content creator was a nice one. I am a provider on OnlyFans. No, content creator is good. I liked that too, but I don't think that's what it's called.

Spencer, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, good morning, guys.

Good morning.

I really don't think it's an OnlyFans thing. I think he was just super defensive and worried about any trail coming back to him. And I think that whoever he's cheating with is also cheating on somebody because I could only see that as being the reason he wouldn't send a card or leave a voicemail.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, just being protective of that Mariah situation.

Voice disguise Chris, because Chris knows more details for us about OnlyFans. Chris?

Well, it's not necessarily more details, but I am a provider of OnlyFans.

You're a provider. So what do you provide?

Catch it.

Do you show off your feet and have people, like, send you money for that?

Pretty much.

Really? Pretty much, but I have to see. Do you do anything nude?

Yes.

Okay.

Okay. How much information is exchanged between you and your clients?

For me, very minimal. But I know of people, I've heard of people who exchange numbers, set up.

Like, meet up in person. Correct.

Yeah. It happens. I'm sure it does, but also, even though it's technically restricted, but, I mean, it's just ways around it.

We try to block certain messages and try to, you know, we try to exchange numbers and addresses, but there's ways around it.

Can you tell us the area code was a 305 area code, which we're hearing is a Florida area code, like a Miami, Florida area code? Yeah.

If I was to guess, if I was to guess, it's either an OnlyFans provider or something of the sort or even maybe a local escort.

Who knows? Do you have men or women that are your clients?

No, women.

Women. Wait, women, what do they want? That's interesting. You always make us out women to look like pervs.

I was going to say, are you sure, though?

Well, it's true.

I'm trying to keep it peachy, but it's kind of hard to say exactly what they want.

Is it down there you give them pictures of?

Yes. Do you do balloon stuff or cake stuff?

Wait, what? What? What did you just say? What? Did you just ask about cake stuff? Balloon?

Balloon. Now we have to Google it.

Wait, I wouldn't be Googling that.

On the weekends, he is actually a clown for children's birthday parties. Oh, that's what I meant. He can make those balloon animals. What's going on, Ricky? Let's get Ricky on here because Ricky is an OnlyFans customer. Hi, Ricky.

Hi.

What do you like on OnlyFans, Ricky?

Oh, a lot of stuff. What about you?

Who are you? No, that's awesome. I love it.

Wait, are you on OnlyFans or you are a client? He's a customer. A customer.

Yeah.

I'm a customer of OnlyFans. Okay. All right.

Do they give you phone numbers like this? Like why would he have the phone number?

Certainly, yeah.

Really? Okay. And so, Ricky, when they give you the phone number, do you contact them outside of the app or website?

Of course, yeah.

So what do you do? Do you contact just say, how's your day? Or is it always for?

Yeah, contact them and say, how's their day?

Have you ever met up with anybody that you met on OnlyFans, like outside of, like in real life? Yeah.

Fantastic. And have you ever had physical contact with anybody that you've ever met on OnlyFans? um mostly yeah look at that so it does happen so so we're here to say that this what would your guess be only fans guy uh do you think that this guy is meeting somebody on only fans uh of course yeah okay are you a human being let me ask you a question these one two what is two plus two equal four okay good all right check all of the boxes where there's a

traffic light.

It's always so tough because there's always part of a light in one of the boxes. I know, and I

click it. I click it. I get it all.

That's amazing, by the way. By the way, the line of the morning was done by the OnlyFans guy, Ricky,

there. Can we also cut Shannon saying, I get it all.

This is the home

of War of the Roses. I absolutely love it.

Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Alright, we'll see what's

Trending this hour with Shannon's Dirty on the 30 for the 7 o'clock hour.

Okay, quick update on Coachella. Frank Ocean has canceled Weekend 2 of his headlining performance. Are you being sarcastic? Yes. Oh, okay. It doesn't come as a surprise to many people. His rep said after suffering an injury to his leg on festival grounds in the week leading up to Weekend 1, which we knew, Frank was unable to perform the intended show, but he was still intent on performing. And in 72 hours, the show was reworked out of necessity. But on doctor's advice, Frank Ocean is not able to perform Weekend 2 due to two fractures and a sprain in his left leg. Ouch. He was scheduled to headline on Sunday. I know Bad Bunny and Blackpink are the headliners for tomorrow and Saturday. On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, Vanderpump Rules star Sheena Shea came clean about whether or not she physically assaulted Raquel Levis over the cheating scandal with Tom Sandoval.

Did you physically assault her an hour after getting off air with me that night?

I did not punch her in the face. As you see, I can't really form a proper fist.

Okay. But you asked, did she physically assault her? I'm sorry to put you on the hot seat. There's other ways to physically assault her.

There's a shove and there's a punch, and I did not punch her.

Okay, you shoved her. Did you throw her phone?

Yes, I did.

Okay. Do you regret it, any of it? No.

Raquel Levis, by the way, if you missed the Dirty earlier in the week, has checked herself into a mental health facility in the wake of all of this. Shanna Moakler shading her ex, Travis Barker's new wife, Courtney Cardassian, for Sarah.

more photos of her kids than of Courtney's own three kids. Last week, a fan commented under a selfie of the former Miss USA contestant, and she wrote, I hope you get a huge apology someday for what was said on that exploitative, money-grabbing circus, referencing Courtney and Travis's Hulu wedding special. So Shanna wrote in response to that, she posts more of my kids than her own, LOL. um she shares two biological kids with travis sparker if you aren't aware but she said they do not have any sort of relationship or even a friendship anymore at this point he doesn't even defend her when she gets bullied by kardashian fans online i mean really treated unfairly and

unjustly and so bullied in the media that to me it just has put a really bad taste in my mouth if I made any statement whatsoever I was just called bitter and jealous we only have our 17 year olds we'll be 18 this year you know and then our work is done here and I we never have to see each other or talk to each other ever again and I look forward to that is that a thing

that happens in a lot of blended families where you have to be really careful to if you're going to post something I know that you post you know your children but do you have to post their chill Because sometimes I could see where somebody would go, oh, wait a second. Why aren't my kids posted in that one and get a little touchy and stuff?

Yeah, it's interesting. I'm just starting to get into that, right? My fiance has two older kids, and I ask him before I post anything of his kids.

And they're teenagers now. They can speak for themselves.

Yeah, and they're both on social media.

So you almost kind of got to make sure. It's a lot of people to ask. I just wish people would just ask when they want to post a picture of me.

We will start asking you. You can approve the photo.

It's funny. Because, no, KP, since KP took over our social media, she does a fantastic job. But she always shows very glamorous sides of Shannon during The Dirty.

That is actually not true. I had to tell her the other day, you are too close. Back up. You are all up in my business.

I use the dirty as an opportunity to catch up on drinking something or eating something. Yeah, and it's always on video.

I say this very lovingly. That B, okay, looked like a model for Lewis Capaldi, and she's sitting on the corner taking a video, and then there's just me in the background hunched over looking like a drummer. I'm like, don't you dare. Don't you dare.

Shannon and KP both are extremely photogenic. I have to try.

That's really nice. Okay. All right. Kanye West has deleted his Instagram Again on Tuesday I noticed that he shared a screenshot of the Instagram Deactivation page What? I thought you said guys I thought there was more Alright here we go again In March of last year Remember he was suspended from Instagram After some of his posts Violated their policies on hate speech And bullying and harassment He was suspended again in October following that string of anti-Semitic remarks that he made, and then he returned, I think it was just last month, to declare that all of a sudden he likes Jewish people again, because he watched Jonah Hill's performance in 21 Jump Street. It was very strange, but now he's gone again. So, that's dirty. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Give away some tickets, and then I promise you, like, in the next 10 minutes, we'll have Naughty Moms Night Out tickets for you, okay? We have tickets to go to WWE SummerSlam for Heather. Hi, Heather. Hi. Hey, you're a winner. Congratulations to you.

Yay, thank you so much.

And where are you from? West Bloomfield. That's my hometown. Yes. We might be neighbors. Nice to have you. Thank you. Congratulations and joy, okay? Thank you so much. Thank you so much. All right, hang on the phone for just one second. All right, it is Mojo in the morning. So this is something that has been happening more and more lately. In a couple of minutes, it happened to a member of the Mojo in the morning show. You've been hearing the stories about, you know, people walking up to the wrong house or people getting into the wrong car, and it gets to be crazy when the person whose house or car pulls out a gun, and even in that case in Kansas City, it got really nuts. Well, a Mojo in the Morning show member had it happen to them yesterday. So they'll talk about that coming up in just a little bit. It's Mojo in the Morning. So Shannon had something happen to her with a very nice present that was bought for her by her fiancé that has... Huh. You got to, you might explain. So for our very first Christmas together, Wes surprised me and bought me the most beautiful little gold bracelet. I loved this thing. I have a few pieces of jewelry that I wear every single day. I don't take them off. These three bracelets that have the kids' names on them and then one that says loved and it has a Bible verse inside of it. And then I wore this gold bracelet that he had gotten me every day. Never take those pieces of jewelry off. I don't know what the heck happened, but I noticed the other day that the bracelet that Wes got me wasn't on my left wrist anymore. So it fell off or it broke off or something. And I was so upset because it's very sentimental to me. The first, you know, like nice thing that he gave me and I loved it so much. I searched everywhere for this thing. I mean, you know, when you lose something that is important to you, I'm like searched my car, my driveway, my garage, my whole house i searched in here i mean i have searched everywhere i cannot find it um and i've been too scared to admit to wes that i lost it because i know that he spent a little bit of money on it i know it was gonna like bum him out big time because he had been so excited to give it to me and he loved that i wore it every single day and loved it so much it was really meaningful um but yesterday he noticed and he was so bummed oh really how did he notice it he just said he He said, what happened to your bracelet? And so I had to tell him the story about how it's been missing for a couple of days and he hasn't noticed. But then yesterday he did.

That's interesting. I felt terrible. So he noticed that you weren't wearing it.

Because I wear it every single day. I mean, I never took it off. Ever. Ever, ever, ever.

That is interesting when you get into a new relationship and a newer relationship and you buy something for somebody or you give something to somebody. And you want to see them putting it on or wearing it. and then they don't wear it.

I mean, I did. My question is, has anybody listening ever lost something and you had to try to hide the fact that you lost it?

Oh, yeah.

And you didn't want to admit it either because you were scared you were going to get in trouble or you were scared you were going to hurt feelings or whatever the situation may be.

Oh, yeah. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548.

Maybe a wedding ring.

So where do you think that you lost it?

I have no idea. Have you done the St. Anthony thing? I have prayed to St. Anthony. That's always the first thing I do. I feel like I go to him all the time. I'm hoping he's going to pull through for me here.

Why did you take it off?

I didn't take it off. I really didn't. So you think it just fell off? Yeah.

That's the story we're going with?

I loved this thing so much. Did you? Yeah. Yeah, she loved it very much. Why are you looking at me like that?

Have you guys heard about this bracelet until now? I wore it every single day. I have not heard about it.

You guys are all dicks. And I would say normally guys aren't really good at picking out jewelry, so maybe. I have the matching necklace to it. I don't take off either.

Wes, she was at American Loan and Pawn with, what was it? I love the person that texted, did you check Target? Pawn Stars.

Because I'm usually there, and that would absolutely be a place I could have lost it.

it would be long gone summer what did you lose so i actually lost my engagement ring like

a month after um he proposed yeah wow and so i i was so nervous that i didn't tell him i was freaking out i had to call my mom and i actually backtracked my steps on my like three mile walk And somehow, someway, I found it in the gravel.

Wow.

You are lucky.

I know, right?

That's one of those ones where, you know, then they start thinking you're cheating on them when you take it off, you know?

Luckily, he was at work, and I was able to find it, like, within an hour, but there was no way I was going to tell him.

Yeah. Especially, like, guys like this. Charles, what did you lose?

I lost my wedding ring.

Yeah. Why were you taking your wedding ring off, Charles? Or should I call him Chuck?

Actually, it's not that bad. My wife asked me to put some lotion on her back. My ring was not taken to her back. I set my ring on on the medsand, and the cat knocked it off into the trash.

I didn't really know that it happened. This is the most elaborate story of cheating we've ever heard. We've never had that on War of the Roses.

Keep going, Charles. well it wasn't cheating because my wife actually harasses me years later about me losing the wedding band okay and it is a running joke of yep you can't trust you not to lose anything because you lose the wedding band so it has been a running joke but yeah i was actually putting lotion on her back and i took the ring off forgot to put it back on and the cat thank

Thank you.

By the way, he's going to give us a story one more time just to make us really – One more, one more. What's going on, Erica?

Good morning. I lost – years ago, I couldn't find a necklace that my mom had made for me when I turned 16. She took the diamond from her engagement ring and turned it into a pendant for me because my parents separated when I was really young. And I lost it. And I prayed to St. Anthony. And then, like, a couple days later, I found it, like, perfectly laid out straight on the driveway. like not how a necklace usually falls so i know and i was panicked at the time there was i was there was no way i could afford to replace it and i was like she's gonna notice and i felt so extremely blessed in that moment so that's awesome i would definitely say yeah right here's the thing

erica i know where the thing is it's in shannon's car because there's so much crap in that car Did you look in it today?

I am so embarrassed. I mean, this car. Wes went to put, I was at a track meet for Wes's daughter yesterday, and he had his dog with him. And I wanted to go home early because I was so cold. So he goes, well, take Willow home with you. He went to put her in the backseat of my car. And he's like, where am I even going to put the dog?

There's no room. You open up the door in the morning to walk into work, and stuff like falls out of your car. It's like, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

Ryan, what did you lose?

so my now husband had bought me diamond earrings for our first christmas and they were gone for about a year and but the best part was my mom threw me under the bus like he never noticed that i didn't wear them or at least he never said anything to me and then we were home for like another christmas in my hometown of pittsburgh and my mom's like ryan did you ever like you know find those diamond earrings you lost right in front of my husband and i was like oh my god shut mom but i did finally find them in like a little plastic bag and a carry jewelry case i had my mom

threw me under the bus yeah no thank god you found them this is a sad one lauren you lost a diamond cross that your dad got for you yeah so my grandparents used to get um each one of

the grandkids for their confirmation a diamond encrusted cross or maybe just like a cross just as a confirmation present, and I lost it like 15 years ago. First time I lost it, I actually washed it, and my mom found the cross in the dryer, and then I had to get a new chain for it. Well, I got a new chain, and then I washed it again, apparently, and it's been gone for like 15 years.

And they don't know about it, huh?

You can't admit it. No, no, and I cannot find it anywhere.

You know, that's actually something a good place to look to is the jewelry thing or the dryer and stuff. Sometimes it comes off when you take your clothes off.

This was so teeny tiny that it would have went right through one of those little holes in there.

It would have? Yeah. Sometimes, like my buddy Brad fixes appliances for a living, and he says he finds jewelry all the time in washers and dryers. They throw everything in their laundry hamper, and then they don't realize.

Is that a finder's keeper situation?

No. Oh, actually, you know what? He was written about in our town's local newspaper for being the guy that is so honest. It's like there's like five or six customers in a row that said, there's this guy that and he's always really honest and he finds like crazy expensive stuff sometimes and he always gives him back. He says that he's one of those guys. He's a good Catholic boy. He thinks that God's going to punish him if he walks out with their ring. I say get it appraised and bring it back. What's going on? Julie, last call here from Julie, because we were giving crap to that first husband that said that he lost his ring. Your husband has lost how many rings?

Well, he lost two. He was a band director, and he was in the middle of directing, and his arm went up, and his wedding ring just flew off across the band room. He had all of his students on the floor looking for it. It went rolling somewhere. He didn't tell me for a few days, and then I noticed. And so that Christmas, it wasn't too far before Christmas, I bought him a new one and put it in the bottom of his stocking for him to get. Well, then he also had this ring that his dad had given him after he'd passed away. My husband inherited the ring. And for our 30th anniversary, I took it. He thought he'd lost it. He was absolutely broken up. But I had taken it and had it all reset and cleaned up and everything for him and then was able to give it to him for our anniversary. But it was all within the same few months that he thought that he did this one and then thought he might.

I think those band directors, I always like wave their hands so much. He needs a necklace or something that he can keep attached to him. All right. I want to. Oh, we're going to do Naughty Moms Night Out. That's what we're going to do before anything. Naughty Moms Night Out. Your chance to go.

May the 12th, the Daxton Hotel in Birmingham, 95th caller right now, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Want to party with the Mojo in the Morning Show? This is your chance. Coming up next, who on the show got into the wrong car in a parking lot yesterday? Mojo in the Morning, I have the golf tournament thing tonight. And thank you guys, by the way, for all coming out to that. At Topgolf in Auburn Hills, if you want more information on it to help raise money for the Sheriff Pal program in Pontiac, you can go to SheriffPal.com, but it's going to be fun, so we'll talk about that. It's also 420. We've got to talk about that. And in a couple of minutes, who not to give a secret to because I busted somebody spilling a secret that I gave them. We will talk in just the next 20 minutes about a lot of good stuff, so make sure that you keep us on. And we are commercial free. It's Mojo in the morning. Bridgette.

Hello. Good morning, Mojo.

Good morning. Is it Bridgette or is it Bridgette?

It's just Bridgette.

Aw. Just Bridgette's on the phone with us, guys. Say hello to her. She's a winner. She's going to Naughty Mom's Night Owl.

How do I get to be a naughty mom? That's awesome. That's Bridgette. You sound like you have a little bit of naughty in you already. Oh, I can bring out the naughty. I love it.

Now, you're not dropping your kids off at school right now saying all this, are you?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. I just let the furry kids outside so they wouldn't hear any of it.

You're going to be with us on Friday before Mother's Day, May the 12th, the Daxton Hotel in beautiful Birmingham, Michigan. If you would like to go, listen to win your tickets. You're also qualified for a hotel stay there, so a free room that night. But if you don't win that room or maybe you just say, hey, I want a room, you know, for me and my friend who you're going to get to bring somebody with, you can go to daxtonhotel.com, book a room, and use the code MOJO for a special rate for Naughty Moms Night Out. Are you excited to get away from the case?

Yes, I can bring another Naughty Mom with me. Yeah, absolutely. You can. Oh, I have a Naughty Mom in crime, so this could be great. I love that.

What's her name?

Her name's Yvonne.

All right. And where are you guys from?

Well, we went to Frazier High School, but she lives close, so we can bring the naughty.

I love it. Class of what at Frazier High School?

In 1985.

I went to Frazier, too.

Oh, really? Lydia's a Frazier High School grad? Yeah. What year are you, Lydia?

2015.

2015. She's a young'un, Bridget. Oh, yeah.

Well, we created the naughty. You did? Wait a second

Lydia, were there pictures on the wall Of the sports athletes and stuff like that At Frazier High School And the honor societies Did they have stuff like that on the walls They need a section for the naughty moms

The now naughty moms You know what, when we went to high school We actually still had a smoking corral Back then And back There was this place called Doobie Ditch This was the next to the high school

Oh that's fantastic That's great.

Oh, yeah.

I love it. And today's 420, so it's perfect to have that, right?

Oh, yeah. I'm sure people go to do be just still.

We're going to have fun with you, okay? Naughty Moms Night Out. Another chance coming up later today. Thank you so much, Bridget, for listening.

Oh, thank you. You make my warnings.

I'll join the morning. A lot of good prizes to win. Keep listening for concert tickets, Taylor Swift tickets. We'll have those for you. Harry Styles' best friend, Louie Tomlinson. They are friends, right? I can sell it like that.

I think he, Louie, and I all are still cool.

Okay. So your chance to win those tickets coming up at 8.30 today here on the Mojo in the Morning Show. Coming up this hour, as far as topics go, Megan is a nosy person. What she did at her dad's apartment yesterday.

No.

You believe it or not. Yes. He ratted me out. I'll talk about that. And Shannon with she didn't know he was once married and then Shannon had to blow it for him. That story all on the way. Plus, Shannon's dirty. And then War of the Roses. If you missed it, I want you to go check out our podcast because I just saw it up there. And holy cow, man, it's getting a ton of downloads right now. I think that people who obviously either missed the War of the Roses this morning at 7 are the ones downloading this right now, because I can see the downloads that are coming on it, or there are those that want to hear it again.

caught him cheating this morning, and we believe that he's cheating with somebody on OnlyFans. So you can go check that out on our podcast. And we celebrated the start of 420. Not only can you listen to the podcast of that, but it's also a Facebook Live that we did earlier this morning that is still on the Mojo in the Morning show Facebook. All right, it's Mojo in the Morning. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Mike, I want to bring him up next. So there's been a ton of stories lately about people that have been walking up to the wrong door, like that almost tragic story in Kansas City where, thank God, this kid survived and is okay, but was shot by that 80-year-old guy. And then there was a tragic story about the cheerleader who got into the wrong car that we talked about, and that was a fatal situation. Mike had something like that happen to him yesterday. What happened, Mike?

Yeah, so I was at Walmart, and I had a busy day where I had to go to the dentist. I had to run all over. So I had the kids with me, and you know that feeling where parents know this, where you're trying to get in the car. You're trying to get the kids into the car. You've got a bunch of stuff in your hands. So you're reaching for your keys in each of your pockets, and you can feel it in your pants or whatever. So you hit the button through your pants because you've got so much stuff in your hands. And, again, I'm trying to get the kids in the car and stay by me. Don't run around in the parking lot. and for some reason my my door isn't like my car isn't unlocking so i feel like i'm not hitting the button right and then as i'm going to reach into my pocket to grab my keys it beeps like uh like i just locked it oh cool it is working so i go to do it again and it unlocks and so cecily opens her door and i'm still kind of holding milo because milo's at the age where he'll just run off and i gotta get my my stuff still in my hands and i'm trying to get him in and in or get yeah get him in and then get the stuff in at the same time and i just hear this loud hey hey and i'm like what is going on and i turn around and as i turn around ceci goes where's my car seat and i go what and this guy's going what are you doing in my car what are you doing in my car oh no somehow i don't know how i did this but the the it was the same color as my car silver uh sorrento same car actually and but i wasn't i was on the wrong side of the parking lot so when i was clicking my clicker it wasn't reaching my car and this guy had walked out at the exact time that i was trying to get into that car and unlocked his car yes and unlocked his car so i was able to get in at that moment but all he sees is some dude now and their kids walking into i think my kids being there is

the only thing that saved me if i'm being honest by the way i just shared the video of uh how close those cars look to each other up on our story mike but how crazy the impeccable timing

of that, where the guy was walking out and unlocked his car, enabling you to be right there and open it, thinking that you had done that. Well, and I've done it a million

times, too, trying to look for my car. Like, I'll go, I'll hit the button just to make a noise, and then once I find my car, once I get close, I'll unlock it or whatever. Not thinking that somebody's there right by the door trying

to open it. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Obviously there's craziness with these stories that have been going in the news lately. Seems like that's happening a lot. Thank God that didn't happen in this one. But it's so common, Are there any listeners that have a lighthearted story or maybe even a crazy story that they want to share with us of what happened to you when you almost either, I guess, walked in, got in the wrong car or even got in, walked into the wrong apartment? Yesterday, remember, we had that story from that guy that called us up and said that same exact thing.

It was Airbnb. Yeah. I was so embarrassed and so, like, shook in that moment. I mean, after the fact, I think everybody calmed down.

Was he nice after he, like, you said, oh, my gosh, this is a mistake. I'm so sorry.

I genuinely think the only reason that it didn't escalate is because my kids were also right there, and I go, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I had all this stuff in my hands with my kids, and he goes, I just didn't know what was going on. It's fine. But I set my coffee down, even, and I literally just darted out of there because I was so, like, embarrassed and freaked out in that moment that it was, ugh. And you left your coffee? Yeah.

No, that was the worst part. What's up, Jessica?

hi mojo hey listening to you every morning oh we love you i have a very funny story that has to do with this so i was leaving the grocery store with my daughter one day and i walked up to what i thought was my car and i opened the passenger seat or door i threw my person and i closed the door and i went to the back seat to start loading my groceries and the car was locked and i was like Oh, man, because I have, you know how those remote fobs work now. Sometimes, like, your car is not supposed to lock once you close the door. Yeah. Yep. That makes sense? Yeah. Okay, so I threw it by a purse in this car, and the car locked.

Oh, my God. How did...

So your purse was in the car?

Yes. And so I tried opening all the doors. None of the doors opened. And I had all my groceries. So I had to go back into the grocery store and tell the manager how stupid I was and let him know that my purse was locked into a car. In the meantime, me and my daughter were just kind of hanging out. And they watched video cameras throughout the whole day and found out it was a lady that worked in the bank in the grocery store's car.

Oh, wow. Thank God that they were able to catch that on video. Otherwise, you'd have been there forever.

That is crazy. Yeah.

That's wild. It's scary now that you hear what's going on nowadays. Katie also put something into a car that she thought was yours, but it wasn't, right?

Well, actually, okay, so me and my ex were grocery shopping, and um i was inside finishing paying and they and he took this stuff out to the car and there happened to be i just at the time i drove a blue malibu and there happened to be three of the exact same model blue malibu parked next to each other and popular color i guess he loaded all our groceries into somebody else's car It was just sitting there. And me and the other people walked out at the same time and were like, what are you doing? Like, he had no idea. It was so embarrassing. That is a great story. The odds of all of those things happening.

Katie.

I know. It was very weird.

Whose blue Malibu is cleaner?

Well, I think not mine.

This is a nutty one. uh jet your mom got in to the wrong car and was able to drive off with it yeah she was good

morning she was in downtown birmingham and she had driven it wasn't actually the car that she drove but it was a car that she owned she had drove my dad's car that day but she got she walked outside of the store got in a it was a black range rover got in that car and she drove to the market and she got to market she went to look for her wallet and she goes wait a minute this isn't my car so So she had to drive it back to Birmingham, parked it, and eventually she left a note on it. And the guy ended up calling her and saying, now you know my trick. I just leave my keys in my car. Oh, my God.

And a Range Rover.

Yeah. What a dummy. Five miles, she ran away.

Oh, my gosh.

That is nuts. Listen to this one. Everyone's going to Birmingham today. I'm going to start pulling all the door handles. Melissa, what are you doing?

Yeah, I'm good. How are you?

Good. Melissa, we're talking about getting into the wrong car.

Yeah, I was at the mall. This was a few years ago, and I'm talking on the phone. This is what you get for talking on the phone, multitasking, not paying attention. I had a whole bunch of bags, kind of like what would happen with Mike. My hands were full. I beep, beep, get in the car, and it's like the third car in. And when I parked, there was a big old truck next to me. Well, that was gone. and the same you know i was driving a truck at the same time um another truck just like mine had parked apparently right next to me i'm not paying attention with the phone i get in i'm pulling out and i start coughing i talk to my friend she's like girl get some water i'm like yeah where's my water bottle and i'm looking i'm like wait wait what is that baby seat in the back and i was like oh crap this is not my car she's like what she's like you're what what i was like I'm driving somebody else's car. She's like, girl, put it back in the parking spot. I was like, yeah.

How did you guys get the car to move? Yeah. Same as that last caller?

I had no idea. They must have had their key in there.

Yeah.

Yeah, I was like, oh, God. So then I get my bag, and I'm getting out the car like freaking. I hope nobody sees me. Because what happened with Mike, who knows who owned that car. And I was running to my car. And she's like, okay, are you in your car? I'm like, yeah, yeah.

Will you do me a favor? Will you hang on the phone for one second? Because I'm sorry. I just got something handed to me. It's an envelope. And the winner of the Oscar for the best storytelling ability on the Mojo in the Morning Show goes to...

My friend, tell me that other time. Melissa is the winner! You did sound effects. You changed your voice for the story.

Melissa, go ahead. You've got to accept your award right now. Go ahead. It's time to... Who do you want to thank?

Thank all my friends who always encourage me to be a great storyteller. I mean, nephews tell me this all the time. Thank you so much.

Very nice, Melissa. Thank you, Melissa. Call more often, please, will you?

Bye.

All right. Last one here, because this is a good one here. William, are you there, William? Yes.

Hello. Hello.

William. Hey, guys. I love you guys. I'm glad to see you. Happy morning. We love you, too. William,

we're talking about how Mike almost got into the wrong car yesterday, the wrong Sorrento, or as I call it, the Silento.

Yeah, I was at Walmart the other day. Well, not the other day, the other week, and I was in a rush, so I went inside of Walmart, but the doors were still open. So when I got back to the car, I started the car, and I heard somebody sleep. I said, huh? Wait, what? He was snoring loud. He was snoring loud.

In your car?

He was snoring very loud in my car. And I said, are you asleep, baby? She said, no, I'm woke. I said, so who is asleep? So I got out the car, opened up the back door, and the guy was asleep in the car. and I woke him up and he was like I said he said oh I thought this is my car I said no you're in the wrong car his car was two cars down for me but he was homeless so he had to sleep in his car and he thought my car

oh my god

that's why I always check the back seat because I always think things like that it never does until it does apparently

Oh, yes. Oh, trust me. That does happen. And I did not know that he was there if he was not.

You would have brought him home. Yeah. Real quick, can I say something to you, William, before we hang up the phone? Yes. Happy 420, my friend.

Oh, happy 420, my brother. You guys should be stoned after work.

We love after work. We're not even waiting until after work. We're doing it while we are working.

Oh, just don't fall asleep in the car.

All right. God bless you.

happy 420 from mojo in the morning

is he yeah that's like legit that is real life sound effect right there hold on a second i'm

pulling that back you should call him and ask him i guarantee you all right let's call fletch

i want to know if that son of a bee is uh getting stone would you put it past him

no it would not surprise me does he still smoke for those who don't know has he ever smoked i I thought he did.

Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Oh, Fletch is, yeah. Fletch is a proud stone bug.

Well, I knew he was chewing tobacco for a while. I didn't know if he was smoking. We got a question to ask him.

Wait a second. Wait a second. Hold on. Were you listening to Taylor Swift while we called you?

No, I was listening to The Screaming Trees Nearly Lost You.

I heard. I'm sorry. I heard. Oh, okay. It was somebody in the studio. All right. Fletch. Fletch. I want to ask you a question because, first off, Your imaging work, that's what we call it, listeners, the things that play that have deep voice guy on them, imaging, have been spectacular. So good. Hey.

Hi, hi.

The new show open is fantastic. All of it's good.

Yeah, we like it.

But here's the question for you. This is a big one. This piece of imaging, was it a sound effect or was it real?

Happy 420 from Mojo in the Morning.

The one with the bong at the end of it. Happy 420.

That was a sound effect. It was not.

It wasn't you? You weren't doing that? I don't own a bong. There's a jet stream of bulls**t coming out of your mouth, my friend. Do you smoke weed?

You don't.

No, I do gummy bears.

Gummy bears. I eat those and gummy bears.

There's something so manly about hearing. I used to. I love you. You did. Okay. I don't like it.

I love, by the way, that you call them gummy bears because that was our childhood, right? And we're still having them called gummy bears.

Well, they're actually nerd ropes that my sister sent to me from Florida. Oh, really? Yeah, I don't buy them here.

Well, I have to tell you, Flash, I'm very happy that today is 420. And like we said earlier this morning, it's just another day in Michigan.

Wait, you guys called me because it's 420?

No, we called you because your imaging has been so good, and we thought for sure that that was not a sound effect.

That was 100% a sound effect. Love you, brother. All right, buddy. Take care, buddy. See you again.

Back to your Taylor Swift listening. Can we just do a quick little impromptu survey? We have time, Lydia, right? I don't have any commercial breaks for a long time. Celebrating 420 right now. who's already high on the job and what do you do for a living will you call us up and tell us what is it that you do for a living and you're already either with an edible in you or you're maybe smoking

Misfit Steve brought that joint I'm going to give it to somebody else I can't do it I can't smoke I don't know what it is I don't like the smell of it on my hands or anything like that

I'll see you later Yeah, Megan's like, save it for me

Nadia wants to shout out Fletch What did you want to say about Fletch?

I miss him He's awesome He was the funniest on your show

We love him too Did you also, by the way, did you go on a date with him And you get to use his mom's Nordstrom's credit card Back in the day

I'm a little bit older than him But I win

Listen I'm going to tell you something

He did not discriminate When it came to age

He was fine What are some good high songs too I always play the Afro Man song Because it got high And Wiz Khalifa is another one too But is there any other ones that have hidden meaning Because I was just googling this right now And there's a whole bunch of other weed songs Down here that I've never known Were actually weed songs

The next episode part

Where he's like smoke weed everyday Oh my god What is that wait what song is that from I think it's called next episode I don't know that we have it

It's from the bong

Alright here let me grab some of these calls here Because we already got some people that are on the job I'm always amazed by what people do for a living And they can do it when they're high

We've had many people that have worked for this morning show that have come in, and radio station that have come in just beyond.

One of my favorites ever was the fact that I would just get high off smelling stick in my son Joe. The two of those guys.

I was going to say, Joe was definitely one of them.

What's going on, Trent? Happy 420.

Happy 420, Mojo and the morning crew. I just got to say, all you got to do is wake up and take a fat dab and your day's fine.

And what do we do for a living? What do you do?

I make stencils for the boxes that you guys use around the world, like Nike boxes, pizza boxes. I make the stencils for them and how they get their shape. Oh, that's actually really cool.

Hang on. Okay, I got to dump that one. Yes, if you do it and you're not high, he says, you'll F it all up. That's what he said that I had to dump out of it. He makes the boxes for the shoes.

How can you dab before work? That's just an extra level. That's so intense.

Give him applause for that. Sam, how you doing?

Hey, how you doing?

Good, Sam. Happy 420.

Happy 420.

What do you do for a living, Sam?

I do waterproofing.

You do? And Sam, you in a house right now?

No, actually, I'm still on the road.

Okay, and have you already partook?

Yeah, partook. I started my 420 today.

Okay.

Now, should the people of the homes that you're going to be doing some waterproofing on check their basements later today if it starts raining?

Ah, no, they won't have any problems. Actually, if you don't do this job high, you'll have a hard time. All right. It's a lot of aches and pains that come with it.

A lot of aches and pains, I bet you. Thank you for the call, Sam. Take care of yourself.

No problem, y'all. Have a good one.

Oh, my God, look at this. Would you want Kiana doing your hair? You're a hairstylist. Is that right, Kiana?

Yes, it is.

Yes, it is. And are you high right now?

Yeah, I'm about a one and a half in, and I'm about to go into work right now.

And what kind of hair do you do? Like, explain to us. Are you good at coloring? Are you good at braiding? What do you do?

I do everything. Today, I have a few braids, colors, and cuts. I do it all.

Do you ever miss out on a cut? Are there any people walking with a little crooked hair?

No, we're going to get them right today. But we're going to go high to high.

Okay. that's a that's called the john ivy cut john ivy always made you do those yeah all right thank you for the call i appreciate it i want to get your meat cut today hello grace

yeah hello i don't even have to ask you

I was going to say Before coming into work Dropping off kid And then here we go And what do you do? I cook I do a lot of the chicken All that I grill it up You have to make sure that You're working on meat And like

Are you a butcher? What are you?

Yeah A butcher Okay Yeah So we have half racked The cows all the time In our cooler Oh God

Be careful with that Big old knife okay?

I will try I will try

Love you guys. We love you, too. Thank you.

It's like a 17 again, peach fuzz on my face.

Hold on. D, D, are you there?

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir. I like that. Yes, sir.

How are you, sir? Happy 420. What's his birthday? What did you say? Stone to bejesus.

Don't say it. Stone to bejesus.

Real quick, I want to ask you a quick question. Everybody on the show, this is not for you. You just be silent for one second, D. What do you guys guess that D does for a living? Before we pick him up. Sound of bejesus. Stop it.

I think that he works in a bank.

Wow. Okay, you're going with the landscaping. Landscaping? Okay, Megan?

I think that he makes the stained glass windows for churches. Are you weird?

That is so random. D, tell everybody what you do for a living. Okay, I'm an engineer. I design and also teach. You're a teacher? He's a teacher and an engineer. Correct.

Like with little kids teacher?

Correct. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. What do you teach? Engineering or what do you teach? English. I love it. So are you heading into class right now? Yeah, because you have to be very soon to teach little children on a daily basis. Okay. Happy 420, everybody. Wait, you're not teaching my son. He's only got two more weeks left of school. I want to make sure about that. No? Okay. All right. Oh, my God. Isn't that crazy? Well, you know what? Hey, it's illegal, right? People drink. I don't know if they drink before they go to school. little bit all right mojo on the morning show so have you ever told a secret to someone and they told your secret to everybody i'm gonna tell a story here and then i'm gonna get into a topic about that coming up here in a second why do i hear lydia so loud in the other room here close that door will you okay here i hear you on the uh the phone close close there you go thanks All right, shut up. These are our soundproof studios. I know. I can hear them.

Sometimes you can hear our sister station next door playing rock music if you listen closely.

It's because Doug Podell, for some reason, either is hard of hearing or really wants to hear ZZ Top for the 28th time. So I'm going to tell you guys something right now that my kids don't even know. And actually, some of my closest friends have no clue about. and I never shared with you guys and I'm gonna share it with you and then I want to move on because I really don't want to get into it at all because I want to talk about the fact that somebody gave up my secret um I over the course of six months or so have been going to University of Michigan to Michigan Medicine and have been doing meetings about the possibility of doing bariatric surgery really I've never in my life ever thought about this until my doctor after I had my heart surgery a couple of years ago, had said to me, hey, I know you've lost weight and I know that you kind of teeter a little bit, you know, where you put it back on and go back and forth, but I want you to look into this because he was really worried that too much of that was going to be even worse for me. So for the last, I don't know, six or seven months, I was going to University of Michigan and I was doing these, you know, meetings with caregivers, doctors, surgeons even patients people who have had the surgery or about to have the surgery and i'm going to tell you guys it was the weirdest thing ever and i don't know why this is the case because nobody should be ashamed if they ever want to do this um when i would walk into the office i would always look around to see if somebody was like a listener or anybody like that because you can you know exactly where you're going at the time that you're going into and it says bariatric center or whatever it does on the sign and um when i would walk out of the the the room i would always look around too and i don't know why i was like it it's kind of like the same thing that i was doing whenever i was going to the penthouse club on eight mile a little different is my wife watching me at this particular time but i don't want to i don't want to get into and involved in my decision on this because i decided that i wasn't going to do it after meeting with nutritionists and the doctors and all the rest I decided that I was really going to put the effort forward to just try to eat a healthier lifestyle and to not do the surgery and that's when I don't know if you guys knew this but remember I lost like 38 pounds on the pack up on ideal you that was at the start of it okay I decided if I didn't start losing that weight I was going to go get the surgery done okay and honestly I've

You

have friends of mine that have had the surgery and have been incredibly successful and i think the surgery is actually a good thing it just i just don't think it was for me and maybe who knows who maybe one day it will be but i don't think it is right now and i'm still you know use an ideal you as as a way to lose weight and my goal is to lose another like 40 or 50 pounds and then try to maintain it for as long as i can for the rest of my life long story short now i walked out of the bariatric center at U of M and ran into somebody that I knew very, very well. And when I ran into them, they were going to the U of M area to see a doctor right next door. Cause they put you butt up to each other. And then if you've ever been there, they have like a waiting room. That's like, you know, hundreds of people could possibly be sitting in those waiting rooms. And when I bumped into them, I said, Oh my God, this is now the time that this is going to happen where somebody is going to see me doing this. And I told Chelsea, I didn't want to talk about it on the air like i talk about everything on the air you know that and i didn't talk about this i said to him do me a favor because i haven't made up the decision if i want to do this yet please do not tell anybody because the only person that really knows is my my wife and he had said absolutely no problem well i found out recently that the secret that i gave to him or the secret that he found out he has told at least three people that I know but they didn't but they didn't say anything because they didn't want me to know that I knew that they knew right right wait so how did

you know how did you because how did you find out that they know that they knew long story short I

actually was talking and I said I decided I was going to say something to some to some of my friends okay and they said you know what we actually knew about this and I go how'd you know about this and then they kind of insinuated that it was him which I was him because he was close so I I want to bring this up because I will I will say this to you I'm not pissed at him because you know what I think it's good for me to talk about because I really do think that there are listeners that are you know suffering battling and suffering from you know uh weight issues like I have suffered with my entire life and I think it's this thing that we need to talk about more often instead of just making fun of ourselves about it so i do think if you want to look into it look into it that's great or do you know a program like ideal you but i also want to talk about who have you told the secret to and they told other people about it and i want you to blow them up right now on the radio 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i want to talk about those Blabbermouth sons of bitches That Will tell everybody your secret Because we all have secrets And it's funny because we all have secret keepers Like my wife is a great secret keeper Obviously right She wouldn't tell anybody my secret She didn't tell anybody about this But then there are those people I don't think I would tell my sister something Yeah

There are definitely people in my life That I would trust To be vaults and others that I know not to say an absolute word to, like my mother.

And speaking of 420, this is why you tell stoners your secrets, because I forget every secret that's told to me.

Are there any people that have ever burned you guys with secrets that you've given them? Because we all have secrets, but has anybody ever burned them?

Yeah, you. What? You tell all of my secrets. How dare I? Every time I go, hey, I'm telling you guys this, but I don't want it on the air, within 48 hours.

You bring it up on the show every time. I will say, if it's something super serious, he's a pretty damn good secret keeper. That's very, very true.

But all of my little things, all of my little secrets, 24 hours, everybody knows about them.

The only time that I do that is if it's involving a guy that you met or something like that.

It'll be, don't say this, and then immediately, so I heard this. No, shut up.

Benzo, what's going on? is your name really benzo hello yes sir how you doing great how about yourself so good who was the person that that gave up your secret you can just say you know who they were to you

it was my sister oh geez and what was the secret was the secret oh well she told it a secret but then it turned out to be a lie she said i had a box full of narcotics heavy narcotics and then And it was just a box full of weed. And I never even smoked it.

And who did she tell? She didn't tell the police?

No, she told my best friends that. And they were scared to open the box. And I said, well, it's easy. She was like, no, you need a key and you need a code. And I said, no. And I just turned the dial and it opened. And there was, you know, a half ounce of sticky icky icky.

Oh, jeez. Wow. Wow. So your sister would not be somebody that you would ever think would give up your secret. Like I joked about Amber.

pat sometimes i would worry about pat but is did she think she did it to be malicious or do you think she just did it because she was worried about you oh she did it because she's my sister

and she's solely a you know a three dollar bill yeah okay all right yeah all right i think

everybody's got a sibling or relative that that is the gossiper everybody does yeah every single

person yes uh it's like if i want people to if i want to get the word out quick i tell my mom and my cousin Renee. Everybody in the family knows within, like, 40 minutes. Is cousin

Renee... Cousin Russ's sister. Is it? Oh, jeez. Yeah. By the way...

But she's very normal and lovely.

Cousin Russ just came up on my Facebook as people I should be friends with on Facebook, and I didn't realize his profile picture is him sitting in front of the Mojo in the Morning Show microphones in the studio. Oh, is it? Yes. Isn't that the greatest? Poncho! Good morning, good morning, good morning. Good morning. Poncho, who is it that you should never tell a secret to my mother really did she ever burn you on a secret you gave her

well at the time i was you know as i'm out now but at the time i was not i just broke up with my ex from high school my girl girlfriend at the time and i told her why and she ended up telling

all of her friends and most of the people that she knew oh no no that is actually so awful

i'm glad at least none of those people she told were friends with my family

wow yeah your own mom i mean yep was it tough for you to ever trust her ever again or do you

not trust her oh no i still trust her yeah she learned her lesson with that instance

it's 4 20. wait why'd you laugh what just happened there just remember that that Randomly, it just comes out of people on this day.

Okay.

Can I tell you that when Jacob came out to Chelsea and I, it was one of the questions that Chelsea right away said to him, are you okay with us telling other people and letting people know? Yeah. And we were very respectful about that because we didn't want our son to feel like he couldn't trust us because he told his brothers.

I was going to say, they were great secret keepers for a long time.

Joe and Luke, man, it made me so proud to know that my boys have that big of a bond. Ashley, what's going on?

Hi, first time caller here.

I've been looking to be so sick. Hey, who's the bad secret keeper?

Yeah, so when I was 16 years old, I had sex with my boyfriend for the very first time. And being young, I thought that I can trust writing it in my journal. That was not the case. My dad found my journal and proceeded to tell my very religious stepmom and then that weekend i had to get baptized oh oh my god wow that's awful oh my god it was not a very good situation but jokes on them i've been dating him

for eight years now so um it's tough because you think that your parent is gonna is gonna be there and stick up for you what's going on amanda who was it that is the bad secret keeper good morning

you guys um my best friend i wanted to um hunt her down she told my whole tiktok live that i was gonna go pardon me see my girlfriend for the first time she blabbered out the secret and i love her to death however it was not a fun situation for me when i had people on my tiktok live watching

it was great loved it yeah outing somebody is one thing but outing somebody on tiktok is another What's up, Maddie?

Hey. So me and my sister have this little game we play with my parents because they are the worst secret keepers where one of us will talk to one of our parents on the phone. They're divorced. And we'll say something horrible about the other sister. Just the meanest things to see if our parent will go back to that other sister. This is so good. 100% of the time. 100% they will go back.

Do you know how many times I've done this with my mom and made up, just completely fabricated a story? And I'm like, let's just see where it goes. Like, Thanksgiving is the greatest. What's the best story you told and it came back?

That's hard to say. It's usually just that my sister was mean to my child. It's usually to my child because we have 12-year-old daughters, same age. just off the wall things just like random tiny little secrets just to see if our parents will blow them up and they always do

who's the bigger blabber mouth mom or dad

dad

oh jeez dad you would think that it would be mom but dad is the worst

you know what guys love gossip they try to pretend like they don't but they are big gossipers

how dare you Lisa voice disguised Thank you. Hi, so I was having an affair, which is definitely totally wrong, but a lot of my close friends I worked with, and she decided to tell everyone, including my boss and my boyfriend, and it was just a hot mess for a very long time.

Wait a second, so you were having an affair on your husband?

Well, fiance.

Fiancee, and your best friend knew about it and told everybody?

Yeah.

Did she tell your fiance?

Yeah, and told him details, like specific details of everything.

Here's the question. Is that something, you know, like is she doing it because she wanted to make sure that he was okay?

I feel like this is a totally different topic. Like this would take it in a totally different direction.

I mean, the question is, was she doing it for the right reasons by telling because you were not doing your affair for the right reasons?

No, I believe because I was also her supervisor at the time and I feel that I wasn't, I switched positions in the company and I wasn't benefiting her in any way.

So she was using it as a way to get back. Interesting. Wow. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. And, of course, we do War of the Roses to bust people like this. If any friends know of any other friends that are having an affair, you'll have to call us up. Mojo on the Morning Show.

Damn, girl, you look good. I'd cheat on me, too.

Wait, another War of the Roses is after 9.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon, what do you got in this hour's Dirty on the 30?

Well, Diddy and rapper Young Miami are no longer together, and she was the one who was commenting on the split and confirming it, writing online, we're still friends, we're still good friends, but we are single, that is not my man. She also added that C and Diddy had their own situation. She didn't want to put a label on it. They had grown very close, but it's nothing anymore. She just said, you know, we were together every day at one point. He supported me, I supported him. I'll let the internet call it, whatever they want to call it, but nothing, nothing anymore. They were first linked back in 2021. So actor Woody Harrelson is addressing this story that was kind of snowballing over the past couple of days that he and Matthew McConaughey could actually be brothers. And he's referencing a recent moment when he was hanging out with Matthew's mom.

Well, I'll just say there is some veracity to that thought because we talked to Mom Mac, Matthew's legitimate mother. You know, I don't know. I mentioned something about regrets, and I said, you know, it's odd that my father has no regrets. She goes, I knew your father.

Yeah, and he explained that Mom Mac, Matthew McConaughey's mom, was separated from his dad at the time that he was conceived.

She was on a sabbatical from her relationship with his supposed father. We want to go and, you know, test, but for him, it's a much more big deal. I mean, he feels like he's losing a father, but I'm like, no, you're gaining a different father and a brother.

They have to do a DNA test. Now that I look at both of them, I'm like, they are 10,000% related.

But could you imagine how pissed you would be If you're Woody Harrelson That you could have looked just like Matthew McConaughey

I don't know You think Woody Harrelson's goofy looking

Oh I think Matthew McConaughey's just a great looking guy And Woody Harrelson doesn't even look a thing I don't know

Two more AI songs featuring Drake's voice Were floating around the internet And on several platforms The song's Winter's Cold And Not A Game So this is Sounds like Drake Not Drake singing I know Drake's record label was successful in getting that first song that he did or didn't do with The Weeknd, which wasn't really The Weeknd. It was AI as well. I think these two new ones have already been pulled from the internet as well. And lastly, beef. Specifically, beef fat is all the rage in the beauty world right now. Oh, I thought you were talking about the show. No, I know you love that show. People have been putting beef tallow on their faces to beat acne, help with scarring, revive dullness, and overall just transform their skin. Now, beef tallow is traditionally used in cooking, candle making, soap making. But now everybody on TikTok who has heard of this is swapping their top shelf skin care for meat. But dermatologists are saying, look, like, be really careful here. Um, it's, it's not unsafe. It's just not the first choice of dermatologists. Dr. Bonib Shah said there are so many great skincare products out there right now that are affordable. It just wouldn't make sense to take chance on an ingredient that we don't even know if it works or not. And so he just said, you know, be careful. It can clog your pores. It's heavy and it's thick. There's stuff in it. You might not know what's in it. So just go to the drugstore.

I feel like this is one of those TikTok challenges where they just try to see how dumb people are. if they'll do it, but that's, come on.

Everybody wants the vitamins and fatty acids. Oh, wow. Yeah. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on thedjothemorning.com.

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420. Used to be cooler before pot was legal. Now just a day for potheads to celebrate like they didn't just get high yesterday. And the day before. And the day before that. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning Show. Megan. Megan.

Megahan.

Megahan.

People do not say that. Oh, you wouldn't believe how many doctor's offices I go to. If you don't know, my name is Megan, but it's spelled really weird. And I get Megahan? Megan?

You know what? I do that all the time. And Jan and you've witnessed this numerous times Where I'll get up on stage Oh my god It's so bad Oh and the listeners here Is your name Bianca No it's Bianca

You just try to make them all a little fancier Than they're supposed to be I honestly don't even care what you call me As long as it's not Meg

Here's what I want to ask a question about With you you uh say that you are not a nosy person well do i really say that well no you don't said that ever yeah actually nobody said it i just said it a second ago but i meant it for somebody else trying to suck into this topic but megan says she misses living in an apartment truly after going to visit her dad at his apartment and what putting your ear up to

the wall to hear the neighbors next door? So my dad keeps asking me why I'm stopping by so often and I have to keep reassuring him it's not because I enjoy his company. It's only because his refrigerator is usually stocked. He's got a nicer bathroom than the one here at the station. If you didn't know, my dad's apartment is two blocks from where I work. So I'll go use his bathroom and leave literally because I am a terrible daughter. And he also loves me so much that he stacks up his fridge with all of my favorite things. So I stop by, I'll grab an arizona tea and i'll go see you later but now i've noticed that i go there more often because i am feeling like i'm lacking on a big element of my life and that's eavesdropping on other people's conversations so i was going to my dad's apartment he lives in like the end of his building so when you get off the elevators you have to like kind of walk a little bit to get to his place and i never realized how thin the doors were until i started hearing people working from home and let me tell you the drama is immaculate and a lot of you businesses with people working from home should know that I hear a lot of the gossip going on in the hallways and this guy had clearly been thrown under the bus by one of his co-workers you ever do that thing where you're like bitching about a co-worker but they're not like with you and you're having a full fight or conversation with them and they're not even there and I forget what this woman's name I think her name was like barb or something but it was like listen barb if you don't see me on one more and he was just going off and i found myself slowing my pace so that i could hear more of his conversation where are

you standing are you in your dad's apartment are you outside in the hallway By the way, do you ever worry when that happens? Because I've done that before in hotels. I always worry that the person's looking out of the peephole are going to be looking out of the peephole.

I do look out of the peephole a lot, but he is at the end of his hallway, so I really only see Rick, who lives across the hall.

Oh, okay. Just pretend like you're tying your shoe or something. You just pretend like you're doing something. So if they do look out of the peephole, then it's like, oh, he's just tying his shoe.

So my brother and I got caught doing this the other day because we heard a couple fighting and we were walking slow and then all of a sudden their door opened up and we were just staring at them it was very awkward they knew i will tell you this you

don't just need apartment living for this one because i've had a couple of neighbors that you can tell when things were not great in the house when you'd hear them yelling you know oh yeah because you could hear them yelling they have their window open or whatever and i'd be like in the garage getting out of the car yes you'd hear the conversations like yeah what are they talking about um okay so here's the uh the the question on this one what did you overhear your neighbors doing um and i'm not talking like sex and stuff because that that we already talk about

sex enough we do can you believe i just said that this day will never happen again holy crap mojo doesn't want to hear about sex did call me too positive yesterday oh my god what is happening

But I want to know What did you overhear When you were just being nosy Like you're nosy listening to your neighbors Because Megan I don't think you're alone on this one I know that there are many of our listeners

We're all human beings We're curious

Don't you want to know if the guy That complains about your leaves on his yard

Oh it's a girl

Oh I thought it was an old man that did that

No it's a girl

Don't you want to know if she's got some kind of twisted side to her? Because she's already twisted enough about how much she gets freaked out about leaves.

No, I'm good not knowing. I don't know.

I'm very nervous. I would want to know. Do you have any neighbors, though, this is for all of you guys. Do you have any neighbors that you are convinced there's some illegal activity happening? Because there's a neighbor that lives across the street from us and a couple doors down. And I hope they're listening. Because I'm calling you around. I have no idea who these people are. There's numerous cars in the driveway. I see a guy leaving when I'm leaving at like 345 or four o'clock sometimes in the morning. And I'm telling you, there's something shady going on there.

Yeah. Well, when I before I moved, I lived in my old house. This was like six, seven years ago. There was a person who lived right on the corner of my street who I don't know if it was the wife or the husband, but somebody was being tailed by a private investigator. And it was so obvious to me because of the times that we come and go are very odd times. And so I would see them like getting situated into place. It was always the same car. I don't even know how the whomever was being trailed didn't know. But it was it was noticeable that something was going on there.

844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 Texas 95500. 5-5-5-0-0. Lydia, you say you dialed this person up because 734 says, I bought binoculars to watch my neighbors across the way. I'm so nosy.

We have binoculars at my dad's apartment.

Who are you? Yes. Come on. You've got to tell us what's the reasoning. You had to have a reason why you bought binoculars.

You know who we need to call? Our radio friend Kramer because he does radio in Baltimore and he lives in an apartment building that is like this where if you're on one side, you can kind of see across like a courtyard into like the the windows of the apartment across the way and that's where like he has his desk and everything and for the longest time last summer he would tell me it was like this saga of the woman who lived there was having this older man come over every time her husband left and would be at work and he could see exactly right into the apartment he never I said no sex, but I'll do it in this case. He never saw them doing anything, but it was clockwork that her husband or boyfriend, I don't even know if he knew what the situation was, would get up and leave or go to work or whatever. This older gentleman would come, and they would spend time together, and then he would leave before the boyfriend-husband would come home. And this went on for an entire summer.

I'm amazed when people live in very big cities like Kramer does and stuff, and they have apartments like that, and you're cheating. Why are you cheating, you know, so openly? Everybody around you can see me. Close the blinds. Cliff, what's up, Cliff?

What up?

How you doing?

Good, good, guys. So me and my wife turned into the nosy neighbors because we've lived next door to this lady for, like, three years. And the first month, she screamed at, like, 11 p.m. so loud that we thought, like, she got, like, murdered. And, like, we called. And the cops went next door, nothing happened, and she's been screaming random nights for the past three years in the middle of the night. Her bedroom is right next to our bedroom, like, you know, the driveway between our houses?

Yeah.

So, like, her bedroom is right across from ours, and we'll hear her just screaming, and there's no dude. So, like, we're like, oh, what the hell? So, yeah, now we've got nosy. Now we're just like, it's around that time. Is she going to scream tonight or not?

Wow. You never figured out what her scream was all about.

It makes it awkward because I don't want to talk to her now. Because I don't know if she knows. You know, we don't. I don't know if she knows.

What you should do is you should say to her, I keep hearing a scream and I don't know where it's coming from. Have you heard that? And just play it like that. Everything's okay. Yeah. You get real passive and you just walk up talking real quietly and then go, Hey! Hey! Oh, was that loud? I don't know. Was I yelling? I would get sound equipment. Like, I wonder. There's ways that you can actually put, you know, sound equipment up. Not if they don't find out about it. Okay. I am blown away by how many texters have binoculars. It is amazing.

Y'all are real nosy.

What's up, Jim?

Hello?

Hello, Jim.

Hey. Yes. So, one morning, getting my family to leave the house for school, it still was dark. So, it was probably like 7, 7.30 in the morning, and I kind of cracked the door. i noticed somebody was like outside so i'm peeking you know being nosy um and it was police officers like dressed in all black so apparently our neighbor was getting raided oh wow yes um and it's just crazy because the donor of the home her name was karen real name um she was like the nosy neighbor too she would always sit on the porch tell everybody what was going on in the neighborhood about the crazy guy down the street, you know, the one guy who was cheating with the other lady a few blocks down. So she had all the gossip on the block. But this morning, she became the gossip.

Oh, yeah.

Apparently her daughter, Allison, was trafficking drugs or doing something with drugs. So I kind of was just peeking out the door, watching the whole thing go down with the police and everything right in the house. It was crazy.

That is crazy. Thank you for the call, buddy. Appreciate it. Leah has binoculars.

Good morning, Mojo.

Good morning. Why did you buy binoculars, Leah?

My boyfriend bought the binoculars because we have a two-story place in Phoenix, so there's always something to see.

You're listening to us in Phoenix?

Yeah, we're in Phoenix.

Thank you.

Yeah. So across the street, it's like a big warehouse-looking thing. they made into a house and it's like a commune super weird there's like a trampoline there's a boat there's tons of kids stuff and then there's this giant turtle out there so i like to watch the turtle but once in a while you catch the guy doing some weird stuff out there so we just keep with the turtle wait wait what weird stuff have you caught um there's these big sliding doors and He had them open, and he had some lady friend over, and right in front of the window, he could see everything.

He was, like, having sex with her in front of the window.

Absolutely.

Was the turtle watching?

Yeah, he was.

Maybe. It's possible. I would be.

So did you move to Phoenix from Michigan or Ohio?

Yeah, Grand Rapids area.

Is it better people watching out there than it is out here?

Oh, absolutely. The heat brings out so much crazy Oh, the wackies, yeah That's the greatest

Well, we miss you Thanks for waking up early and listening to us Or checking out our podcast Jessica?

Yes

Hi there

Hi, how are you?

We're good We're talking about how Megan is the nosy neighbor And she likes to listen in to her dad's neighbors

Well, I live in a townhouse And I've noticed since we moved there There's like a lot of traffic in and out of next door So I will be cooking And I'll look out my kitchen window And kind of just like see who's pulling in Who's pulling out And it's like regular people And one time there was like somebody nodding off in the car And it's like all hours of the night That people are in and out And I've just like realized in my head Like they're definitely selling drugs next door So obviously today he might be a little bit more busy Than he is on any other day

That's right

It's funny They're super cool neighbors But I definitely picked up on something odd

I put like weird thoughts into Who these people are that are across from me too They probably are just normal people And they just have weird hours like we do But you make up this story in your head That's way much more fun

It's definitely more fun for me to believe What I think is going on Versus they just have a lot of company I like to think what I think And it makes it more interesting

The other thing, too, like, do you?

wave at them and they don't wave back? Because that's the thing with these neighbors. I've waved at them before and I think that they don't want to wave up at me because they think that maybe I'm like taking a picture to get facial recognition or something. No, the neighbors

are actually really cool, but like who I believe to be as customers, I've kind of like waved at them to see if they'll acknowledge me and they kind of just like tuck their heads like, oh no.

If they got their head down while they're going into their home, then there's something shady

about that. Oh, for sure. But hey, to each their own. I'm not going to judge, but I just think it's funny.

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Well, Frank Ocean's Rise was canceled week in two of his. Coachella headlining performance. This is not a surprise, by the way. His rep said after suffering that injury to his leg on festival grounds in the week leading up to Weekend 1, last weekend, Frank was unable to perform the intended show, but he still was intent on performing. And in 72 hours, the show was completely reworked out of necessity. On doctor's advice, Frank Ocean is not able to perform Weekend 2 due to two fractures and a sprain in his left leg. He was scheduled to headline on Sunday. Not happening. Bad Bunny, Blackpink are the headliners for tomorrow and Saturday. On Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, Vanderpump Rules star Sheena Shea coming cling to Andy Cohen about whether she physically assaulted Raquel Levis over the scandal, the cheating scandal with Tom Sandoval.

Did you physically assault her an hour after getting off air with me that night?

I did not punch her in the face. As you see, I can't really form a proper fist.

Okay. But you asked, did she physically assault her? I'm sorry to put you on the hot seat. There's other ways to physically assault.

There's a shove and there's a punch, and I did not punch her.

Okay. You shoved her. Did you throw her phone?

Yes, I did.

Okay. Do you regret it, any of it?

No.

No.

This is an interesting story. So Taylor Swift apparently saved herself from jumping on that doomed FTX bandwagon. And there are a ton of celebrities, including Steph Curry, Tom Brady, Giselle, Naomi Osaka, Larry David. They're all part of this class action lawsuit, named in the class action lawsuit filed in Miami. And the complaint blames that failed crypto business, FTX, and all of its paid brand ambassadors, those celebs included, for participating in the offer and sale of unregistered securities, as well as abetting fraud that was designed to basically take advantage of people who didn't really know what they were doing when it came to investing. Well, Taylor Swift was smart. She avoided getting dragged into this mess simply by asking one simple question. Can you tell me why these are unregistered securities as opposed to registered? And that was it. That was it. Nobody asked that question. I don't get it. That question was important because before stocks and securities like or before securities, excuse me, like stock and crypto in this case can be offered to sale for sale publicly. they have to be registered with the SEC. And so she just, she did her due diligence. She did, I cannot talk. She did her background research, you know, or somebody on her team did and saved herself. She was supposed to ink a $100 million sponsorship deal with FTX. Oh, they would have loved to bring her down with this, right? It would have been terrible for her.

Mojo, you're right though. Not one person. I don't know anything about stocks, but that would have been the first question I asked. The only question, why is it not registered at all?

Well, crypto always kind of made me go, I don't really know crypto. You know what I mean? I got no clue. But people were making money.

Tom Brady is a pretty savvy businessman. I mean, he has.

He's got to have people, right?

He's got to. Right. It just, yeah, that kind of blows my mind a little bit. Lil Yachty, this is interesting, said that Drake loves Tupac so much that his toilets play his music. When asked about the craziest thing that he's seen on Drake's plane, Lil Yachty talked about Drake's very luxurious bathrooms and said every bathroom in his house has heated seats and every bathroom in his house, when you walk up to the toilet, it opens up and starts playing a Tupac

song. Oh my god, that's a great toilet.

Isn't that, and he said it's really annoying when you have to take a poop because it keeps

looping. But wait, it covers up your sounds that you make in there. I mean, how many times do you have to like make sure that the fan is loud enough?

Isn't that funny? president biden in the dirty this morning for misspelling the number eight during a speech in maryland this week we have

of 1,000 billionaires in America. You know the average tax rate they pay? Eight, E-I-G, eight percent. Eight percent. I proposed a better way.

Look, it's happened to all of us, which is kind of funny. And lastly, Netflix announced earlier this week that they will be permanently ending the DVD rental business after 25 years. But I found this. The stats on the 50 most rented movies in the history of DVD Netflix. So not the streaming service, but when you could actually get the little red slips with the DVDs. The Blind Side was the most popular DVD rental, while the 2015 movie Spotlight was the highest rated rental. Also on the list of Netflix's 50 all-time most rented. That's not on here, actually. Really? Okay. Argo Avatar, Black Swan, Dallas Buyers Club's on here, Gone Girl, The Dark Knight Rises, Hidden Figures, John Wick, a great movie. Social Network, Theory of Everything, Time Traveler's Wife, Wolf of Wall Street. But yeah, The Blind Side came in at number one for most popular.

Blind Side is always the movie that if it's on cable on the weekends, I end up watching. I love it. It's so good.

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Mojo in the Morning Show. If you missed any portion of today's show, including the War of the Roses from earlier this morning and OnlyFans Cheater, you can go listen to it now. It's on our podcast. They are available anywhere you get podcasts. Just search Mojo in the Morning in the keywords, so Mojo in the Morning. You'll find it, or go to the iHeartRadio app, and you'll check that out. So please do us a favor or do yourself a favor and catch up on the show. If you missed any portions of the show today, you can go check that out. And as we almost wrapped up here, like less than 20 minutes, and then we're out of here, you probably missed a few. So there was actually some really good stuff this morning. We celebrated 4-20 with one of our misfits bringing us some joints, which was nice.

Misfit Steve.

Misfit Steve. The famous. And then we did the War of the Roses. We talked about, let's see here, a couple of the topics. Mike almost got himself into one of those messes that you've been seeing on the news lately where people will either get into the wrong car or like the situation that happened in Kansas City where that kid went into the wrong house. Well, Mike had an incident happen to him. It was crazy. Thank God he's doing good, and everything worked out okay, and it was a reasonable person that he encountered. You can hear that. What else? Oh, Shannon lost the bracelet that her fiancé gave her, and she still hasn't been able to find it, and it's caused for a little bit of an issue in your life, but people were giving you advice on where they've lost things or expensive things that they've lost. Or how they've hid that they don't have them anymore. Are you talking about the bracelet she doesn't like, that one?

Shut up, my head.

And what else we got here? A bunch of stuff. So there's a lot of stuff to go look at. Shannon, you busted a guy keeping a very, very big secret.

Well, I truly did not mean to bust him, by the way. I know nothing about this guy. So Wes, my fiance, grew up in Toronto. He is a Canadian. And one of his childhood friends was in town this week from Canada. And Wes hasn't seen him in a couple of years. So he was really excited not only to catch up with him, but for he and I to finally meet each other. So this guy, and I don't want to name him because he does have family here. But he brought along his girlfriend of like three or four months with him. And he let Wes know beforehand that he really liked this girl. He could see it going somewhere. So he's like, be nice. Please be on your best behavior. We grabbed drinks. We had to dinner afterwards. And I don't know if it was the wine that made me so curious or if I was simply channeling my inner mojo. But I started to ask this guy all sorts of questions at dinner. You love interviewing people. I do. And that's what I was doing. Now, mind you, I never met him before, and I wanted to learn more about him because, like I said, Wes has had such a history with him. I knew he had two kids, two older kids. He was with a woman, either like a high school sweetheart or a college sweetheart.

had kids really young so one of the questions I asked him was I said oh so were you guys married like were you married and then you got divorced the look on this guy's face everybody got quiet and he said yes yes they were married and he is now divorced well his girlfriend gasps and yelled You never told me that you were married. I had no idea that that was a big secret. Like, was she upset? She was very, very visibly upset. I felt terrible. Nobody had told me not to ask that question. For whatever reason, that information was not known before this evening. I was quiet. Wes was quiet. The guy got really quiet. The girlfriend's just glaring at him. It was so uncomfortable. And I felt like the biggest idiot. it but again i didn't know that there were questions on a list on a list that were not supposed to be asked right so and by the way i said to west we got in the car to go home and i'm like you know isn't that something that you you especially if you see a future with somebody after three four months that that's part of the conversation like she knows that you have kids i don't see what the big deal was in her knowing that he was do you think that do you think though that she asked him and he lied i but then why tell me the truth you don't know me yeah do you

okay so at what point of the the time that you were together because you said you're drinking but was that drinks before dinner drinks during dinner or drinks we had drinks during dinner and

then we went to dinner and by the way we weren't like like boozing i mean we had a drink or two

and then went to dinner and had a drink so it wasn't at what point of the evening that you guys were together did this happen we were waiting for our food oh so then we had she quiet during

the dinner oh my gosh and she was very kind i really liked her she's very sweet but after this

i felt like i didn't want to talk anymore why do people uh keep that secret like my dad did that to us like we found out later that my dad had been married before he married my mom and for some i mean maybe it was just a religious thing or whatever the catholic uh crap that they were dealing with but um they never told us and then my brother found out years later but people nowadays you would think that divorce is so much more common you know like why would you lie about that like why would somebody not tell somebody that they've been married before go ahead Megan

sorry two of my aunts and uncles have done this and I didn't realize that they had both been married before until we were in high school and that means like their kids too did not know that their parents had been married before until high school. That, to me, was crazy.

Yeah, and the thing was, this girl was going to meet his kids the following day. And again, they're older. I think one's in high school and one is in college. Like, they're not going to say anything to her. The whole thing was just so weird.

That's kind of weird that he would keep it secret. 844-EMOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. has anybody ever done this where they kept a marriage secret and have you been successful enough to keep it you know totally secret or somebody or has somebody been so successful that they you know they were able to do it um but i also want to hear the bust stories too because i do think it's funny that you ended up uh kind of outing this guy's past relationship uh can't you figure that out unless i mean can't you find that stuff out like about somebody being married like if you get married i mean i know that they say in the church you can't get married unless you get an annulment afterwards but do people don't people just lie about that like how are they going to know if you didn't get the annulment and like and as far as divorce is concerned is there any way that you can just google somebody and figure out that they were

married at one point i mean wouldn't that come up like well i know in the states if you you know you can look you can look up court records i don't know what it's like in canada because he

lives in canada but are divorces all open like can you like can you look up a person's divorce and say say yes so john smith divorce and it will show it so there it's public public record public record okay well uh that's interesting so it was what would tell tell me how this is what this is Wes is, like, friend from Toronto. Yeah. How was, was Wes upset, or was he like, holy crap?

No, he wasn't upset at all. Didn't Wes know that he had been married before? I don't know if he knew.

Like, enough to tell you, don't say anything?

That's actually a really good question. He was not mad at me or anything, but he was like, what the heck was that? Like, it was so just strange.

Like a fart in church.

It was.

What's up, Allie?

Hey, so my girlfriend and her, well, now husband, have been married since November. No one knows, but me and my boyfriend, they got married in Colorado, so it's in a different state for someone to just look it up in Michigan, and they're living life.

So why do they want to keep it a secret, though?

So during COVID, her husband lost his dad, and they were actually stuck in a different country while losing him. So they just kind of kept it a secret so they could all grieve.

Okay.

Okay. I mean, that's a legitimate reason. So at some point, they're planning on telling people.

But I believe that also that's my—

I think so, but right now they're not looking to tell anyone.

My dad's thing was in Cuba, so I wonder if also it's something to do with a cultural thing, too, you know?

Yeah, maybe. Yeah, I could see that. Her husband is not from America, so that could be.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Absolutely. Have a good day, you guys.

You too. What's up, Melanie? Hello. What's going on? We were talking about people who keep the marriages secret. This actually came out about your parents, right?

Yes, about my, when I turned 18, it was told to me and my younger brother and my sister that our mom was married before our dad and had a child.

Why did you, but why did they not say anything to you for that long of a period of time?

um i have no idea no idea um i i know that my parents relationship was not the best um and it was safer for um my older sister to be with her birth father um with her father so it was they lived in another state and nothing was ever nothing was ever done my whole childhood

I found out that my dad was married When I was into my 20s And actually I was already married And when I found out about that I didn't trust any other thing he said Like after that it was like Oh yeah dad, sure Oh yeah, same with me Yeah, because they're keeping it a secret like that What's up Suzanne?

Hey, what's up? Hey you guys, I love listening to you guys Aw, thank you What's up? My parents, it was us We found out after my dad had passed away that they secretly got married before her parents knew because he was in the military. Okay. So then she let us know. She's like, just in case anything happens to me, we don't want these two different dates coming up. She said, this is what happened. They got married, kept it a secret, and then they had a big wedding.

Oh, wow.

Okay. Yeah, her parents never knew. She did it behind their back.

Hey, Suzanne, do you think that Shannon's ever going to be invited out to meet her fiancé's friends after this?

An innocent question. Maybe they'll give her a list this time of what she should ask and not ask. Like we get when we do celebrity interviews.

Yeah.

The do not ask list.

Yeah, you probably don't know about this, but when we do a celebrity interview, they give us the absolute you cannot ask them about this stuff. And so they'll give us that. And you know what it ends up makes me want to do, Suzanne?

Ask.

Exactly. Ask the question. Yeah. Yeah. I'm like, what in the hell? Why would you even give that to me ahead of time?

Don't feel bad, Shannon. You know, it wasn't your fault.

The whole time. I mean, it was.

I just didn't do it on purpose.

If Wes had said to you, you cannot ask him about his previous marriage, the whole time, wouldn't you be sitting there wanting to ask him that? Oh, because, yeah. Oh, listen to this. But Elizabeth, you didn't know that the guy you were married to was married before?

Correct. And then we got married. And then we got a divorce because he was sleeping with multiple prostitutes and all these crazy things. And then he got married again, started a whole new family, and then denied being married to her.

Wow.

While we share a daughter together.

How did you find out that he was married?

um through emails and while we were married he was um also kind of still having an affair with his first wife and then apparently they got divorced but i didn't really believe him on that

clearly yeah and then again you can't trust anything that that that guy does and you find

out all the other stuff oh yeah he is just classic narcissist like it just snowballed his family had no idea he was living a double life it's really crazy thank you for the call yeah thank you have

a great day virtual in the morning's top trending stories happy 420 everybody yes what are you doing to celebrate 420

If you are hanging out with Mojo in the morning, you know that you're doing it already because, gosh, people started right at 6 o'clock when we started the show. So 420, the day to celebrate marijuana and smoking or taking edibles. Interesting story that I found here, Megan. This is going to be very sad for you. But there is actually not good news when it comes to the legalization of weed. And the reason, there's a lot of weed that they're going to need to discard and get rid of. Take a listen.

On this 420, there's a glut, a glut of ganja on the West Coast.

Oregon grows way more weed than it can consume.

This is a warehouse in Oregon, full of pot waiting to be sold. And in California, this is an empty grow room built to house marijuana plants. Now abandoned by its owners.

You got to know when you cut your losses.

It's been more than a decade since Colorado and Washington became the first states to legalize recreational marijuana. Since then, 19 states have followed. But along the West Coast, which dominated production before legalization, the market is teetering with oversupply. Regulators in Oregon reported recently that the state was sitting on 3 million pounds of unused cannabis.

Wonderful experiment. Oregon, unlike other states, had a system of basically unlimited licenses, which encouraged a large number of people to get into the cultivation side.

The oversupply is slashing revenue, and inflation hasn't helped either. It's good news for customers who are now seeing lower prices, but many farmers and retailers are now just scraping by or leaving the industry.

I wonder if that's been the case here, too, because they said that there's so many now dispensaries. Like, we have put way too many dispensaries out there right now in Michigan and given everybody an opportunity, obviously, to be part of the game. But I've heard from numerous people that the weed also may not be as good right now. By the way, I gave out the wrong word, and I know I'm not high. I promise you I've not done anything. But I gave out the wrong word for the chance to win $1,000. The word is money. So try money. I said bills. It's money. M-O-N-E-Y. I screwed up. I apologize. And I'm going to blame it on 420 then. Oh, speaking of going up in smoke, did you guys hear the story about the rocket, the starship that Elon Musk was shooting off today? So Elon Musk's starship was going to go up on 420. He did it purposely, the SpaceX starship. It exploded into a fireball on 4-20 during its second failed orbit launch in a week. Here's their countdown.

8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Yeah, Kate, right now it looks like we saw the start of the flip, but obviously we're seeing from the ground cameras the entire Starship stack continuing to rotate. we should have had separation by now obviously this is does not appear to be a nominal situation

yeah it does appear to be spinning but i do want to remind everyone that everything after clearing the tower was icing on the cake oh that's what this is when it okay And there, as we saw, as we promised, an exciting end to the Starship inaugural.

Yeah, well, Elon Musk claimed last month that there would be a 50% chance of a spacecraft could explode during the launch. So he actually put it out there. It's a $3 billion craft that begun tumbling four minutes into the flights.

Baster and the Starship vehicle.

Live view there of our control center at Starbase, which we refer to as Star Command.

And there's a video of Elon just watching this thing.

As we said before, obviously we wanted to make it all.

You know what this reminds me of? Did you guys ever do science fairs when you were in school?

Yeah.

I remember I tried to do the volcano As my science fair thing And I sat there Thinking this is going to be great They're going to judge me as they're doing this thing And the god damn thing didn't do it And I sat there the whole time I felt like Elon Musk

You need like redemption here You need to redo it

I know I got to figure out a way That they'll let me do it all over again I was horrible at science Facebook users You may be eligible for a payout Facebook users, the social media giant is under a $725 million class action lawsuit set.

The lawsuit was because they were giving your data up, and Cambridge Analytica scooped up the data from tens of millions of Facebook users via an online quiz. And because they did this, Facebook got fined, and now you could be part of that settlement that happens. You have to go to Facebook user privacy settlement dot com and register. They'll pay you based on how many people register, but also how many years you've been on Facebook too. So if you've been on for a long time, you actually could get more money. TikTok can affect your mental health. We've heard this numerous times, but they say that if you're already feeling down in the dumps, the last thing that you should ever do is go to TikTok. They say, well, this is researchers that prove this, that it will actually worsen your mental state. I always feel like it makes me feel better because I watch something fun or something crazy, right?

Agreed. Facebook and Twitter are for negative Nancys, and TikTok is for funny little puppy videos where they're dressed up and they're drumming. Love little puppy videos.

They say the problem, though, is that sometimes the negative content will come up and it will spur on algorithms to keep it coming towards you, keeping you in that mood. We talked about weight loss surgeries earlier this morning, and that's in one of the podcasts. And I revealed something about, you know, a bariatric surgery and stuff like that. You'll see, go check out the podcast that's titled that, what the heck was it titled as? Oh, he ratted me out. So you go check that out. But did you hear the story that more kids are getting weight loss surgery to treat obesity than just trying to eat right or go on diets?

Will doctors do that?

Yeah.

I didn't think that they would do that unless it was like really, truly medically necessary.

No. Matter of fact, well, here's the thing. They believe it is medically necessary, that the kids are being faced with worse problems as they grow up into adults.

Okay. The way you said that just made it sound like parents were like, no, we don't need to do the diet exercise thing. We're going right for the surgery.

No, they say that actually that there is a metabolic type thing that makes you realize, like you have to, if you go in for a weight loss surgery, like a bariatric surgery, you have to be so much overweight, you have to have tried, you know, so many different diets, you have to do all this stuff. Well, with kids, their way that they decide to do it is also based on some of their family history, too. And they don't want these kids who are probably prone to being overweight to actually face some of these problems. Overeployed people are using chat GPT to secretly work multiple full-time jobs. Now I know how we could use this. You know what this is? This is voice tracking on a lot of radio stations. You can use the chat GPT to go and to hold down. Say, for instance, you're somebody that's in the mortgage business. You could actually have a couple of different jobs because you can have the computer working customers while you're working customers. But they say that people are using the technology, allowing them to have a couple of jobs. One of the marketers that says that he's been doing this says that he has two jobs right now, and his goal is to possibly shoot for three to four jobs by using the chat GPT.

I wonder what those specific jobs are, though, that chat GPT is able to do and you not get busted.

Well, it seems like right now, honestly, people can be bloggers and use them to do the writing, computing codes, website building, artwork even, music.

You have to be super lazy to have it do your blog for you because if you read what it writes It's not always the most coherent. No, so that's replacing you Maybe maybe put a little bit effort into the product you're making

But you remember when I hurt used to make us do blogs all the time Also, with artificial intelligence and AI, dating app founder predicts that everyone will have an AI companion within the next decade.

Okay, I saw this story, and it just made me recall my childhood invisible best friend. Her name was Stacy. That is what this is. It's like your invisible best friend that you had when you were a kid that has all of a sudden come back and come to life.

The CEO of Replica, which is some kind of a dating app, says that people around the world will have access to chatbots that will accompany them on trips and will actually be in relationships with them within the next five to ten years. You'll be able to play video games with your AI friend, lay on the couch, work out, complain about your life, even maybe even been in a relationship with them. What do you think? I mean, we talked yesterday about that real doll or the people that are doing robotic sex dolls and stuff like that. I'm for it. Did I talk to you guys about that or was I talking to my friends about that?

We were talking about sex toys and stuff, but not necessarily about the dolls.

Okay. Well, I think I was talking to a friend about it.

They're just so expensive.

And my friend was telling me that he read that people that are getting these sex robots that are already out there say that the sex has never been better, that they're enjoying the sex with robots.

Can you watch a movie called Lars and the Real Girl for me, please? Or AI. Do you guys remember the movie AI? I literally watched it. Like two weeks ago. So creepy.

There's no way.

It's the creepiest movie.

There's no way it's better than a normal person. No way. It's exactly what you want. We got to stop talking about sex right now because Kool-Aid Lady is on with us. Kool-Aid Lady, what do I owe the pleasure of having you on the air with us? Are you here to celebrate 420? Do you have a song for 420?

Well, I didn't hook up a phone, but when you was talking about that Elon Musk thing. Yeah. That kind of reminds me when I was down in Florida And saw that Challenger blow up Were you actually there? You saw that? Yep, I was down there, right? And my friends that took me down there for my birthday And we went to Cape Canaveral And watched the thing take off And then we seen this big, huge fireball Oh, wow Wow, wow, yeah Rocket boosters And when I got home, I painted it on canvas.

Oh, my gosh. Wow, Kool-Aid lady, I never knew that. That is, what a thing to witness. Kool-Aid lady, I miss you. I love you.

I miss y'all, too. Hey, man, I'll say, you know, even though Spike's gone, I'll say, you might get some crazy booger booger like me up in there. Uh-oh.

You want to sit in the empty chair? Is that what you're saying?

That sounds like fun, don't it?

Kool-Aid lady, applying. Look at her, you're applying for work here. Well, listen, Kool-Aid lady, then you'd have to leave being a misfit, and that would not be good. Then you lose all your benefits then at that point.

Oh, shrapnel.

I love you so much, Kool-Aid lady. Miss you so much. God bless you. Okay? Have a great day, guys. We will see you tomorrow morning for more Mojo in the Morning. Bye.

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