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WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. Three great stations. One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live. Are you ready? Five, four, three, two, one.

This is Mojo in the Morning. I am kind of a wimpy Cuban guy, you know what I mean?

I eat half an Oreo with the cream scraped off, and I gain another butt cheek, just like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, introduce me. Mojo in the morning.

Showtime.

Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. It is so good to have you guys here with us today. Last night we were out late at Topgolf for a charity. We did it for charity. Yes, we stayed up way past our bedtime and had way too much to drink. But we are here and having fun with you. Throwbacks on the way in just a little bit. Get ready to win some prizes. Right now, if you've got a song you haven't heard in a while, we want you to call us. I don't want to just deal with text. I want you to personally talk to us. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. We'll get that song on. Here we go.

Thank God it's Friday.

Is it Friday or Friday? Well done. It's Friday.

It's Mojo in the morning.

Friday.

Take it at this. It is Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning.

Oh, good one.

Hello, everybody. It's the weekend, bitches.

Dude, I know, look at that! main turn on the radio and the jay-z song was on and the jay-z song was on

To play my song The butterflies fly away Nodding my head like yeah Moving my hips like yeah

I got my hands up to play my song I know I'm gonna be okay Yeah It's a party in the USA Yeah It's a party in the USA Ready To Party can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now could we pretend that airplanes in the night sky like shooting stars i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

Yeah, let's pretend like it's 98, like I'm eating lunch off a styrofoam tray. Trying to be the next rapper coming out the A Hoping for a record deal to ignore my pain Now let's pretend like I'm on the stage And when my beat drops, everybody goes insane And everybody know my name And everywhere I go, people want to hear me saying And I just dropped my new album On the first week, I did 500,000 Gold in the spring and diamond in the fall And then the world tour just to top it all off And let's pretend like they call me the greatest I'm selling out arenas with big sages And everybody love me and no one ever hate it Just try to use imagination

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky Like shooting stars I can really use a wish right now Wish right now Wish right now Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky

Like shooting stars Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't have my phone on Hi, Brian, what do you want to hear? Hey, I want to hear Hypnotized by Biggie Small You know what, I can do that for you, buddy Where are you calling from? Thank you. I promise you. Have a great day.

I'm sicker than your average. Pop a twist, cabbage, don't think stink. Just don't need me stink. Pink Gators, my Detroit players. Tim's for my hooligans in Brooklyn. That's dead right. It's a head ride. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Pop been in school since days of under rules. Never lose. Never choose to. Bruce Cruz who? Do something to us. Come on. Talk, go, do us. Girls walk to us. Wanna do us. Screw us. Who us? Yeah, Popper and Pop. Close like Starsky and Hutch Stick to Clutch Yeah, I squeeze free at your Cherry M3 Bang every MC easily

Take that Uh-huh We should leave

Frighting ain't saying nothing So I just speak my piece Keep my piece

Cubans with the Jesus piece With my piece Packing Asking who want it Did you got it? We're on it That Brooklyn Bull We on it Biggie, biggie, biggie Can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Guess that's why they're broken

oh my god hold on a second i gotta stop this for one second hello who is this good morning it's mojo in the morning hello hi good morning who is this this is kenyatta kenyatta yeah

Aren't you supposed to be off today? I am off, but I had to get up because I needed to hear your phone. Come on. That's how I get my weekend started.

Wait a second. Hold on a second. You have the day off. All right. Kenyatta, by the way, is a world-famous Mojo in the Morning Misfit listener. She listens all the time. And you have the day off today, but you chose to wake up just to hear this stupid song.

Yes.

I got to do it for her. I love that dedication. Let's do it. Will you sing with us?

Hey.

Okay, here you go. Kenyatta, you ready? Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the morning show. Mojo, the Mojo in the morning show. It's Kenyatta's song on Mojo in the morning. She is off today. It's Friday. Yay. Wow, this is unbelievable. I can't believe. What is the? like there are not many things that i would wake up for just to get my weekend started but was this like an unplanned day off today but no plan so okay why so why did you not take monday off so you can just work today and then sleep on monday well i'm off monday as well oh my god you got the greatest one that's awesome good for you you deserve it thank you thank you refresh our memory of what you do. for a living i work at ford oh man thank you for doing what you do building them ford uh tough right yeah the ford 150 the f-150 yes which i see a lot of them on in the roads is number one

selling pickup right and i hope they keep selling so i can keep getting paid amen there you go amen

well enjoy your uh weekend off are you going to go to bed now or will you stay up with us for a

little bit i might no i have to listen oh good i like that you're the best let me tell you i have to be to work at six o'clock when i get in the car at 4 45 i put it on 955 i don't turn it off until well i get in the car and listen to cnn at two o'clock when it's time to pick up my daughter oh really okay yeah so i even listen to sean so are you crazy well we love you so much for listening to us thank you so much thank you bye have a great have a wonderful a wonderful day and

a great weekend you too absolutely come on girl you on the mojo on the morning show yeah i am uh

right now a little off um i i told you guys yesterday when we were over that loudspeaker system on that mic at top golf today's going to be a spit show because whenever we stay up late and we drank last night and we were all everybody had cocktails in hand everybody was there it was so much fun uh thank you to all of you guys for not only just you know showing up and being there to support a great cause to raise you know money for the sheriff's pal program but staying until the very very end I mean literally we closed the place out it's crazy we did um and we had an interesting evening afterwards first off um I couldn't go to bed until I knew that Megan got home safely so I told her she had to text before she went uh got you know when she got home you ever do that with your kids at all like if you're a parent of teenagers who are driving you're like you got a text or did your parents ever do that with you you got to make sure you call but you know when you arrive at your destination and then secondly mike stayed over last night and we had a slumber party with each other we sure did i saw photos of you two snuggling in mojo's bed absolutely it was by the way it was so nice to be able to sleep with somebody that actually wants me to Cuddle with them, because Chelsea normally doesn't allow me to. I never get to be the little spoon.

Yes, you were the little spoon. The littlest spoon.

Wait a second, you never get to be the little spoon? No, because of my wife, I'm always the big spoon. Oh, okay. But aren't you a little tinier than Allie? No, no, I'm just a little bigger. A little bit. Just a little bit. Actually, the funniest is Mike sleeps with his hat on, which I found. I was just wanting to get close and give you kisses on top of that head of yours. The shiny dome? Yeah. So here's, by the way, we have to post that picture of us cuddling in bed together, which was very awkward when I said to Chelsea, Chelsea, I want to get a picture of Mike and I in our bed together. And she goes, uh, okay.

And I was like, no, no, no, it's cool.

We're just going to spoon. It'll be fine. And she's like, uh. Yeah. She, at one point kind of, kind of looked and was like, I don't know if I'm like.

Dick. Yeah.

But, um, but it was, uh, but it was fun. and then she got the picture. But before that is what was the greatest. And I want to throw this out there to you guys. This is a word of warning for you, okay? If you learn anything from today's show, learn this word of warning, okay? Don't order Chipotle on DoorDash when it says it only has 10 more minutes left to order. Okay, you got that? because chelsea mike and myself all put orders in and none of us got exactly what we wanted what we got was the leftovers of anything that they were gonna have to throw away i ordered

tacos they just threw everything you'd put in a taco in a bowl everything we got was just in a bowl that's it but i kind of think it's partially our fault we waited till 15 minutes i mean they They were scraping the bottoms of those.

Yes. Can I tell you guys how I knew that it was leftovers? A, I think we all got all the different meats put together. So it was like chicken, carnitas, you know, whatever they call them all. Barbacoa. Yes. And nobody goes to Chipotle and orders the corn salsa. We all got corn salsa.

Not true. Absolutely not true. Corn salsa.

I got the corn salsa.

Extra, extra, extra corn salsa every time.

First off, there should never be corn in anything. Corn is a filler. Well, now you've got to play the song.

I need you to know that instead of a birthday cake last year, my brother got me a five-pound can of corn. Ew. Oh, my God. I love corn. Your coops just had to be real interesting. I really like corn.

What do you like about corn? Ever since I was told that corn is...

real it tasted good yeah i'm sorry you don't like corn at all no you shouldn't put corn in and corn doesn't belong in salsa no what i love corn tomatoes and cilantro and all the rest of

that stuff onions i'm gonna trust the people who make this food and it's part of their culture i'm gonna trust them more than i trust you guys all right well then i want to just throw this out

there it was our fault because we shouldn't have done it they gave the forewarning but I have been burned before when I've gone into restaurants and tried to do like a carryout order like just before they were going to close what happens is the kitchen guys always clean the grill off what about 10-15 minutes before yeah and that's when they're done like they're at that moment and then anything that left was probably what they were going to take home to eat to their family so they're probably pissed that we ate their food but why not just say no you know what i mean why

not just go uh we can't we can't put in this order because the drive had to have been at least 15

minutes which by the way has happened to me before have you ever placed an order on doordash and then like 30 seconds later you get the alert that they can't complete your order for whatever reason and usually it is around closing time and so i just figure oh there are they're done for the day

actually actually it's funny because chelsea's uh um same situation she was looking at her app the entire time that she ordered, because she thought for sure, Shannon, that that was going to happen, where they were going to cancel it. My wife was like, I don't think this is going to happen, guys. Jacqueline, what's up?

Hi, I just wanted to hear and support Megan and Tyler that corn salsa is so good. Also, pico de gallo with corn, phenomenal. And then if you're ever on TikTok, the Cowboy Caviar has corn in it. It's so good.

Cowboy Caviar. Cowboy Caviar has gotten me through so many sad nights, it's not even funny.

Jacqueline, it's the worst. I'm going to tell you something. then I know I'm going to get on the toilet today, and that corn salsa is coming right back. You know?

It's just the shell. It's just the shell. That's all it is. It's poop-filled shells.

Also, you're acting like it's not a fun science experiment.

Oh, listen. The worst is afterwards. It's going to look like what was served to us last night at the exact moment. Collette, what's going on?

I was actually just calling. I was going to say with a five-pound can, I'm sure, When Megan pooped It was like a machine gun

Collette have a great weekend

You too

Take care of yourself Here's an interesting thing We got to talk about later this morning Do you guys know that Mike Made the bed When he got up this morning

Yeah Because the bed was made so nicely Like, I could tell Chelsea put a lot of effort into it, and it was folded, like, way better than I've ever made my bed ever in my entire life. Whose room did you sleep in? I don't think it was anybody's room. No, he slept in the basement. Oh, okay.

Yeah, so he's down in the basement in Chelsea's parents' room when they come visit us. Oh, okay. Which is funny because before he was going to go sleep there, I said sleep there because it's got a good TV in there. Yeah. And he was like, I'll sleep anywhere. And she's like, no, no, no, no, put him in Joe's room. And I said, why? And she goes, I don't know the last time that those sheets were cleaned. So she went down and sniffed the sheets.

Well, yeah.

She did a sniff test. I get that.

Totally.

And thank God that they were actually clean. Yeah. They were good. But it was fun. It was fun hanging out with all of you guys last night.

Shout out to Sheriff Bouchard. He's my new favorite person in the whole entire world. I know. I love him so much. He brought the cutest dog with him that I almost stole, but I figured it would be bad to steal from the sheriff.

Yeah.

By the way, that dog was so cute.

That's the Oxford High School. He's a king. One of their dogs.

Charles Cavalier Spaniel. And I was telling Lydia this We got these drink tickets Somebody handed us drink tickets I didn't know where to go to redeem the drink tickets And get an alcoholic beverage So I looked at the sheriff I'm like I feel kind of weird asking you this But where can I get alcohol like right now

You know what people were doing People were coming up to him Wishing him a happy 420 Because they never thought that they would ever be celebrating 420 With the sheriff

He was phenomenal I would do anything for that man after meeting him

Megan, talking about her, she was wearing a tennis skirt.

Oh, my God.

And he said to her, he goes, oh, my gosh, you do have a tennis skirt on. He goes, did you find a pocket to put the balls or something like that? And he goes, oh, that sounded really, really bad. But then what Megan said to him was even better.

They're tucked and taped away, babe. They're tucked away.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. where we give you a bunch of events and you tell us what year it happened.

It was the year that The Dark Knight starring Christian Bale and Heath Ledger was released.

See to them, you're just a freak.

Still the best. So good. And Michael Phelps.

Phelps won eight gold medals.

Michael Phelps. And eight gold medals.

At the Beijing Olympics.

Single games never, ever done before. May never be done before. Who knows?

And Beyonce with the big song. What year was it? And we'll set you up with some DoorDash right now if you know the year. Good luck.

Prove what a big brain you have. Tell us when that stuff happened. Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548. It's Mojo in the Morning. Back in the day. What year was this?

The Dark Knight starring Christian Bale and Heath Ledger came out this year.

See to them, you're just a freak.

Like me. Made over a billion dollars at the box office. Michael Phelps won eight gold medals in Beijing.

Michael Phelps. And eight gold medals.

And Beyonce with the big song. What year was that, Chris?

It was 2008.

It was. Congratulations. Thank you. What gave it away?

Oh, I'm a big Dark Knight fan. Heath Ledger did a great job in that movie.

Oh, my God. Yeah. Such a great actor. We're going to set you up with the prize. Hang on the phone for just one second. We're going to give you some wrestling tickets. You're going to go see AEW All Elite Wrestling at Little Caesars Arena, plus a $50 DoorDash code for freaking delicious fried chicken tenders from Tender Shack. Let's get saucy. Congratulations.

Thank you, guys. Love you.

Hey, love you, buddy. Have a great weekend, okay?

You too.

All right, we'll do some Taylor Swift tickets right now, give you an opportunity to win those. Text for Taylor. Why don't you do this? Why don't you text Taylor to 95500 for an opportunity to win? Standard text and data rates do apply. Text Taylor, T-A-Y-L-O-R, to 95500. Good luck.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

We're going to do the Dirty on the 30. Start off our morning and hopefully get you into the weekend. And what do you got trending right now?

Well, this is a big one today. An involuntary manslaughter charge has been dropped against Alec Baldwin over the killing of Russ cinematographer Helena Hutchins. This is Dan Abrams from ABC.

The special prosecutors who were appointed clearly don't believe that there's enough evidence to move forward with a trial against Alec Baldwin.

Yeah, the special prosecutors released a statement about this, part of which said over the last few days and in preparation for the May 3rd preliminary hearing, new facts were revealed that demand further investigation and forensic analysis in this case against Alec Baldwin. Consequently, we can't proceed under the current time constraints and on the facts and evidence turned over by law enforcement in its existing form. So we will therefore be dismissing the involuntary manslaughter charges to conduct further investigation. Now, the statement does say this does not absolve Alec Baldwin. Charges could be refollowed. They are going to have a very active follow up investigation, and that's going to be ongoing.

Did you see what he said about his wife? I did not. He said that he would never have been able to get through this if it wasn't for her. She's the one that told him to fight. Did all this love for her. And then they posted this picture on social media where she was in his lap like you would have your child in your lap.

She is itty bitty.

She fits. It was very kind of interesting. She was curled up cuddling like Mike's daughter Cecily would be. cuddling with her daddy. Interesting.

You and Chelsea should probably recreate that. I got to play the last thing.

But I want Chelsea to have me in her lap. See exactly what that's like.

The estranged wife of Drake and Josh Starr, Drake Bell, is filed for divorce. Janet Vaughn Schmilling cited irreconcilable differences.

Come on, that's a fake name.

It's not.

Janet Vaughn, what's her last name?

Schmilling, but it's not spelled the way that you think it is. It's S-C-H-M-E-L-I-N-T. Okay. Yeah. She cited irreconcilable differences. That's pretty much everybody. They've been married for about four years. She's seeking primary legal and physical custody of their two-year-old little boy, along with some spousal support. Now, remember, the couple separated after Drake was spotted huffing balloons in his car in the parking lot of a California vape shop while his little boy was in the back seat. And then a week ago, he was in the dirty. He triggered this manhunt after authorities reported him as missing and endangered. He was eventually found a few hours later. Just days after Camila Cabello and her ex Shawn Mendes were spotted smooching at Coachella, she dropped a teaser for her new song called June Gloon on Instagram. And in the lyrics, I'm going to play it for you right now, she talks about...

wanting Sean to go to Coachella with him. It's just way too coincidental.

How come you're just so much better? Is this gonna end ever? I guess I'll f*** around and find out. Are you coming to Coachella? If you don't, it's whatever. If you do, honey, it'll be all I think about.

If you do, honey, you'll be all I think about. You're just there.

Come on.

No, how is that not a Taylor Swift ripoff? Oh, it does sound very much like Taylor. I didn't even think about that. I was more focused on the lyrics. Oh, seriously?

Yeah, don't buy it. I don't buy this whole thing. This is now for the song coming out. PR stunt? Yeah. You know what I also have? And I know you've got more stories. Keep going. But we have the new Weekend Future song to world debut at 7 o'clock this morning. And then all throughout the day.

Real song, not AI.

Yes. Well, as far as we know.

After leaving The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills after season 10 back in 2020, Denise Richards confirmed she will be back during season 13 later this year. She's already filmed some episodes. In fact, she won't be a main cast character, but we'll see appearances from her with the other ladies here and there. And is this a thing? It's definitely gaining popularity. High school seniors are bringing goats as their prom dates this year to show that they are the goat, the greatest of all time. I keep seeing pictures of this on social media. Students are honoring Michael Jordan for this because he is the GOAT and seniors want to end high school in his style. And seniors are referring to their class as the Jordan year because this was his number. They're graduating in 2023. Yep. So there you go. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on nojourntheworning.com.

Do you think the GOAT has to get a permission slip like the kid from the school down the street had to? Yes, exactly.

Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Know some crap about some people? Win some freak crap? Then crap. The 5 of 6.55 comes up in minutes on Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning show. Happy Friday. man I tell you what last night being out and raising some money for a great charity also comes with a little bit of drama because they had a silent auction which was one of those like really cool you can bid on your phone and kind of like keep track of things you don't have to sit there and like fight for the pen to sit and put your name on it thing like they used to do in the old school way of these silent auctions at charities i get real serious about these silent auctions and very competitive and the craziest is that with the new technology you don't know who you're bidding against right because you don't see their name at all right

and you also so if you're if you consistently refresh the app you can see if you've been out bid but it doesn't send you a notification or anything at least i don't didn't have notifications on last night so you had to keep going in like there were a few things that i was bidding on You had to keep going in to see if you were, you know, getting out bit on something. You guys all witnessed me doing this. Lydia was with me most of the night. And there was one item that I wanted so badly last night, Mojo, and it was the deputy for a day prize. Because my five-year-old Smith would just have freaked out to be deputy for a day. So I thought, okay, this would be a great donation.

So for those that don't know what the event was, the event was put on by the sheriff in Oakland County. And so you could actually be his right hand, you know, man or woman for a day for an entire day.

It would have been such a cool, cool thing for Smith to do. So I bid a few times. I got outbid. I was checking it, you know, a lot at the beginning of the night. So I bid a few more. I thought I had this thing one. And then at the end of the night, when I went back to check and see, you know, what I did win and what I had to go to the little table to check out on and cash out. I saw that somebody had outbid me for deputy for a day.

Oh, and Smith was not going to be deputy.

I was so mad because this is how I get about this stuff. Come to find out the person who outbid me was our boss, Colleen. Oh, no. And it was so funny how it happened, too, because I was sitting right next to Steve Gabbara from Zot Ford, and she came up to him and she said, look at the prize i just won my daughter is gonna get to be deputy for a day i turned to her and gave her the death stare oh i go i was trying to win that prize and she goes i knew i was bidding against somebody and competing with somebody for this i just didn't know who it was i said it was

me the funniest thing was she wasn't even at the event she was at another

event that was downtown detroit yes the saint francis center yes and she drove all the way to auburn hills which for grand rapids and toledo i mean it's like almost an hour 45 minute drive a 50 minute drive just to screw me because she wanted that thing so bad she wanted to make sure she was there to hopefully claim it and all the rest of stuff right only to see shannon the look on shannon's face she was like i can't believe i didn't get this thing only to find out that it was the boss that was the person

I even got in the microphone at one point and said nobody just so you know you're up against me for this item I wanted it so bad but she came in last minute I know she spooked in I will eff you up bitch I can't say that to my boss I wanted to in my head but I can't say that to her you said it to her in your head didn't you

no you did by the way okay so here's my just random question on this whole thing has anyone ever been so mad that somebody did something only to find out that the person that did it was the boss? Like, did you ever get so mad that, you know, somebody, I don't know, took your parking spot or somebody took the, the, the last, you know, slice of pizza at the, the picnic or something like that. And you get so pissed that the person did that.

And then you can't do anything.

That, that was pretty much what your feeling was last night. Yeah. knowing and poor and the thing was i could see how disappointed you were because you were so focused on that and that was like something cool that you could do for smith like you know for like a birthday gift or whatever yeah and then the sheriff actually saw that you were so disappointed and so the sheriff decided that he would have two deputies so colleen's daughter and your son are both going to be dual deputies dual deputized on that particular day yeah did i ever tell you the story the dave pew story here no oh my god i gotta tell i was not here when he was the big boss so dave so dave pew david pew oh i remember this guy uh and actually i believe it or not i actually like the guy i didn't like working for him i'd like i liked him when he was uh when he was no longer here when he got another job and went somewhere else person but not as your boss i didn't even know if i liked him as a person but i i liked him i liked him when he was afar he was Actually, can I consider it? All right. But he used to get so pissed off at the morning show and got so mad that he made me park my car, not in the spots that we all park in, right? We all park in the side parking spots. The guy made me park my car in the back of the building next to the dumpster. Why? Because he was not happy with the fact that I took a parking spot from a salesperson and he thought that my car was too nice of a car and that I should have been driving a less nice car.

Did he not realize that it's a safety thing for us to park there so in the middle of the night we can just walk in that door?

Believe me. We went through that whole thing. And we even actually, the funny thing was, because it was way back when Sarah was here on the show. Yeah. Because we had said that. So then he compromised and said that Sarah could take one of the further spots from the door, but he wanted the salespeople to go there and be right next to him. It's so funny how different things are, you know, nowadays with the like Colleen. I mean, Colleen would probably honestly have given you that.

Colleen is the best boss ever. I obviously I'm just joking, but I did give her a stare down yesterday.

But it's so but it's so funny, though, how sometimes with bosses and stuff, you know, sometimes you don't realize. and then sometimes you kind of put your foot in it a little bit with your boss. Be careful, by the way. This is another one, too. Be careful when you get cut off in traffic anywhere within five miles of your company because if you flip off a person that cut you off in traffic, it might actually be the boss or somebody that is close to the boss. It's not a good idea.

Speaking from personal experience there.

Well, no. Do you remember the story about who was it? It was one of the big higher-ups that came here to town, and they rented a car and they were coming to the station from their hotel and it was somebody cut them off they didn't know where they were turning you know how our driveway to the building here kind of sneaks up on you

you can miss it

they didn't know where the thing was so they were kind of slowing down whatever and the person that was driving behind them laid on the horn just went crazy on their horn and then that boss pulled into our driveway with the person who laid on the horn being one of our traffic people here at the station.

I would have circled the block.

I'd be like, I'll come to work about five more minutes late. I'd rather be in trouble for being late to work than actually being in trouble for blowing the horn at the bus. There's a backup on 96. It's me honking on the horn at my bus. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo.

5 at 6.55, yo. All right. Time now for the 5 at 6.55. Erica, are you there? I am. Erica, the 5 at 6.55. You're going for three in a row. You did a great job yesterday. Actually had a nice challenge, too. We have a challenger from Finley, Ohio. Welcome Malia to the show. Hi, Malia. Hi. How are you doing?

Good. We're super excited. My daughter and I have been texting for like two years trying to get on here.

Oh, that's incredible. It says here that you're a high school English teacher and a wrestling coach. Yes, sir. Is it girls wrestling or guys wrestling?

Girls wrestling.

That's pretty cool. I love that. And what school are you at?

Liberty Benton High School.

Hello to everybody as they get ready to go to school. You've got Miss Malia. What do they know you as? What's your last name?

Mrs. Efall.

Oh, nice. And what's your daughter's name?

Charlotte.

Hello, Charlotte. We're going to lock up Erica in a soundproof area, and then we'll begin with you, Malia. No help from Charlotte, though. Five pop cultural trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty, always goes to the champion. Hi, Charlotte.

Hi.

Hi. Here we go. Question number one for your mom. this streamer announced the end of their DVD rental service this week? Redbox. Question number two. Since Tom Brady is spending lots of time in Miami lately, he was asked yesterday if he'd come back out of retirement to play for the Miami NFL team. What's that team's name?

The Dolphins.

Question number three. The involuntary manslaughter charge against Alec Baldwin over the death of the Rust cinematographer Helena Hutchins has been dropped. How many kids does Alec have? I'm going to give you a multiple choice. Does he have A, 5, B, 6 or C, 7?

A.

Question number four. True or false? Actress Scarlett Johansson was once married to Blake Lively's current husband, Ryan Reynolds. And question number five, Taylor Swift, Khloe Kardashian, and The Weeknd are among the celebrities who are putting up cash to keep their blue checkmark on this social media platform.

Twitter.

Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area.

A little bit of a struggle, Malia. You got two out of five correct.

Oh, I can't hit the button. Oh, no. I can't do the button. You know what? I'm going to stop this. Here's the deal. I'm going to start doing the dumb button. I deserve it. The dumb button.

No, I like that you attempted and made a guess, and that's big.

I'm officially changing the rules on the dumb buttons. I'm changing the rules. If you get one or less, okay, or zero, then the dumb button comes out. Two, I'm not going to do it because of Charlotte. I don't want to do that to pour a little Charlotte with her mom in the car. Your mom is your hero, right, Charlotte?

Yeah.

Yeah, except for when she loses to Erica. Erica, here you go. Question number one. This streamer announced the end of their DVD rental service this week.

Netflix.

Yes, Netflix.

One to nothing. Not Redbox.

Question number two. Since Tom Brady is spending a lot of time in Miami lately, he was asked yesterday if he'd come out of retirement and play for Miami's NFL team. What's the name of that team?

Dolphins.

Yep.

Two to one.

Question number three, the involuntary manslaughter charge against Alec Baldwin over the death of the rust cinematographer Helena Hutchins has been dropped. How many kids does Alec have? Multiple choice, A, five, B, six, or C, seven?

Seven.

Yes.

Three to one.

Question number four, true or false, actress Scarlett Johansson was once married to Blake Lively's current husband, Ryan Reynolds. True. Yep. Four to one. And a perfect score. Taylor Swift, Khloe Kardashian, and The Weeknd are among the celebs who are putting up cash to keep their blue check marks on this social media platform.

Instagram.

No, you had it on your Twitter. You were about to say Twitter. It's Twitter.

Final score, four to two. You still win.

It's big in the news today, and we'll talk about that coming up in the dirty in just a little bit. But congratulations, Tia. You got another win, and you're coming back next to Burger King. Have it your way with Coke Zero Sugar, now available at participating U.S. Burger King restaurants. Congratulations. Thank you, guys. It was great seeing you and talking to you. Sorry. Yeah. It was nice to have you on. Thanks so much. Tell everybody at school we said hi. Charlotte, have a great day, okay?

You too. Bye.

Bye. It's Mojo in the Mornings 5 at 6.55. Five. WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning. Oh, Mojo, he's amazing. Live.

Mojo in the morning. Mojo, Shannon, Megan, Mike, KP, Lydia. Good to have you guys here on channel 955, 104.5 SNX, and 92.5 KISS FM. So the answer has finally come out from the experts to an age-old question. Is it okay to sleep With your undies on I don't know why I say um

I'm just happy you didn't say panties

I know I guess this goes for guys and girls Yes

You're saying that guys can't wear panties?

Well no

What's that about?

It is 2023 We're all keeping open minds on this

Send the text

I told you this already I wore Aunt Pat's panties back when I was a kid. Did you really? They were honestly the most comfortable, yes. That's amazing. They were very silky. Your guys' underwear is like something that a guy would buy just for their honeymoon night or something like that. What? It's got silkiness to it. It's got comfort to it. I don't think any of that is true. There's no way that fits comfortably.

Yeah, I don't think anybody's ever said in the history of the world that women's underwear is more comfortable than men's.

Well, then you didn't try on Aunt Pat's underwear.

Okay, so what's the verdict here?

All right, experts recommend losing the undies during sleep.

Yeah.

One doctor explains if, in quotes, the area is constantly covered, especially by a fabric that's not moisture, like, absorbent.

Moisture wicking.

Or wicking. Is it wick? Is that what the word is?

Yeah, because you want to take the moisture away from that area.

Moisture wicking, absorbent, moisture collects. They say that it's not good, that it breeds bacteria and yeast.

They get BV.

Women are prone to get itchy and irritable down there. Same goes for guys. Actually, a urologist said that your draws keep the heat and moisture in and the bacteria thrive in a warm, moist environment.

I never, ever, ever wear underwear to bed.

Do you? Occasionally, if I fall asleep wearing what I was wearing, the night before because i usually don't but if i if i put on my shorts like if i you know put on uh my comfy you know uh you know i don't know i've got some piston shorts and stuff like that uh i will take off my underwear and just go completely yes you know without um sometimes with my sweatpants i will leave my underwear on just because it doesn't feel as comfortable

the sweatpants that i have but really yeah i have to be careful because i would love to sleep fully nude but my son who's three years old is constantly just kind of sneaking in out of nowhere and the next thing i know he'll be standing on the side of my bed hey buddy how you doing but even if you throw on like pants or sweatpants or shorts or whatever no like you don't wear underwear do you uh yeah yeah you do i do yeah yeah i never i didn't know about this though

can i tell you something weird and i and i don't know what he wore last night but i wanted to hear from the people who sleep with underwear and find out if you guys are itching this morning But Mike slept at my house last night, okay, because we had a late night last night. And I said to him, I go, hey, are you going to put any pajamas on or anything like that? He said he did not bring any pajamas. I forgot. What do you think he slept in, guys?

Did you let him borrow a shirt?

No. Oh. No, no. No, no. Why wouldn't you do that? Yeah. Mike would be wearing my shirt just like Chelsea would be wearing. Would it be as sexy on Mike as it would be on me? No, I think he wore nothing in my guest bed.

Well, here's the thing. I would wash those sheets. I would definitely wash those sheets either way because somebody slept in them. So I didn't wear underwear, but I wanted to be comfortable. So what did you wear on top? Were you completely naked? I was naked. Oh, God.

Oh, no, man. There's no kids running in there? He's naked. I would wash the sheets either way It's gross That is gross Now I'm never going to be able to get Megan to stay at our house She won't even just think that cleaning the washer Would get rid of your funk on that thing

Yeah

It'll make us have to get a new bed completely.

You know what's so funny about this is my ex-husband, I call him my husband, Andrew, he grew up in a family of all voice. And so for him to have a girl, a daughter, Lucy's nine, is like, you know, he's hitting or doing things with her or experiencing things with her that he's never experienced before. And so just the other night this came up because he texted me and was like, Lucy is telling me that she doesn't have to wear underwear to bed because she wants to let it air out at a girl and i'm like yes that is true that is what i you know i taught her and told her and she should not be wearing underwear to bed and he's like okay i just really wish that i didn't have to hear my nine-year-old mom said i need to air it out yeah and he didn't have

sisters too right he didn't have sisters he only has nephews yep gail what's going on it's mojo in

the morning hi good morning everybody happy friday oh yes i do not sleep with undies on unless aunt flow is in town that's it and then do you have your period panties that you put on absolutely absolutely i stopped using feminine hygiene products that you buy from the store about i don't know six years ago i've been using period panties religiously since then and i won't

go back. Do you use Thinks? Is that what you buy? Yes.

That's what we use. Shannon and I use those.

Megan turned me on to them. They are the best. Expensive, but worth it.

Expensive, but they do after pay, so you can do installment payments if you're broke like me. How long? Wait, how expensive

are they? Very expensive. They're like $40 a beer.

It depends on if you get the briefs, which I get the boxer briefs and I wear those, like the boy shorts or whatever, and that's what I will wear to bed if it is my time of the month.

My fat thighs rolled up the boy shorts. I do the regular underwear.

The thongs are a little bit nicer, but you don't want to wear those to bed. No, don't get the thongs. They fall apart too quickly. Like, they really do.

No, I have three pairs of the thongs that I wear for, like, everyday flattery. Because, you know, I'm a mom and that happens. So, I wear the thongs when I'm not on my period. And I've never had any problems.

My elastic bands have, like, literally gotten ruined so quickly. And they're, like, $35. Mike, do you feel like we're left out of this conversation? ESPN.com. Well, let me explain what these are. this is how I feel every time you guys talk about the Lions so

who do you think the Lions are going to draft so if you don't know what things are

and this is not an ad but they it's basically underwear that you can wear and you don't have to wear a tampon or a pad because they they you know absorb their or if you're like me they're great backups I wear them yeah yeah sorry they're not the cutest girls rule get over all right take care of yourself you know what I wish people would have told me about this stuff okay

Andrew please Give us a little bit of peace here. What did you want to say, Andrew?

I've been doing it for years. I actually grew up in a very conservative Christian family, and then I started doing it when I moved out.

Doing what again? Explain to the listeners. What are you doing?

Sleeping without my boxers, briefs, nothing. Just going full commando.

Oh, man. So, wait, I like how you say that this has to do something religious-wise. What do the people that are Christians normally sleep in?

oh for my family i mean they were like hardcore bible thumpers and everything i mean i've bible thumpers a few years oh yeah they were bad but yeah so there's everything was very conservative like you had to wear they were like the they were like the old underwear like the

western underwear that people they used to wear back in the day i'm very confused that you brought

your religion amish underwear they were amish like military like brief dude i'm gonna tell

you something speaking of that i was talking to my brother about this my dad used to take us underwear shopping and he would make us buy those horrible like hanes oh the white like jockey underwear or jockey underwear that's exactly what i wore and i told my brother i said i think it might be the reason that all of us have in our family have small packages is because my dad made us wear these horrible underwear that basically they did not allow us as little boys to have our

privates grow i think there's something to that we should look into this you guys you two go with

that how big are your privates we're gonna get back at the girls right now that we're just talking just a couple of minutes ago about all the period panties so we're gonna we're gonna

talk for a while i'll give a number if you guys are okay with it oh jeez give us the size now

okay well um all right all right i kind of want to know we've already gone this far wait how how big six oh my oh wow you don't have to show off but oh you must have very big penis wow penis so big so big penis you know what's funny about that is that uh i don't think i've ever like pulled out uh and i know that you're gonna say that i'm lying on this one but i don't think i have ever pulled out a measuring device to measure what i have you are an absolute liar i didn't send a I just did like this. I was like, it's like this. No, you're a liar. You compare.

to things. You did it when you were a teenager.

I never have done that. Measuring tape and everything. Not every guy does that. Every guy does that. Girls, Shannon, Megan, KP, Lydia, please understand this. Not every guy measures themselves. Okay. Thank you.

That's the correct response. 99% of guys do. Mojo's just a weird outlier. No, hold

on a second. Hold on. Hold on. Mark, are you there?

Yes, sir.

Mark, have you measured yourself? no shame yes absolutely i don't know why you son of a lord's watching you son of a i was trying to prove that not every guy is that way but when did you do it did you do it when you were younger

or was it like recently i'm 50 i don't know maybe a year ago yeah you gotta check up on it

were you trying to see if it shrunk when you were 50

um no it didn't actually but good he's like had to think about that for a second making me so embarrassed um no so my wife bought me these underwear they're they're they're really they're kind of expensive and uh they're called sax s-a-x-x oh yeah oh they're awesome because they have a like a pouch down there to keep the boys up and i i got no they're really cool and uh and they look great you know and um my buddies wear

boxers just regular boxers i don't understand the just the boxers like what's how's that

helping you no protection exactly and you know what their boys hang all the way down yeah i've had and how do you know that i've had like well because you know like we go to we play hockey and then, you know, we shower afterwards. Oh, okay, so you're checking.

You're gazing, huh?

You know? I'm not gay. I mean, there's nothing wrong with it.

No, there's nothing wrong with it. I'm not talking about that. No, you're not gay.

I'm just saying, your eyes are wandering. You're not gay. You're a meat gazer. Yeah. Like gazing.

Yeah. Mark, let me tell you something that I tell my kids all the time. Comparison is the thief of joy. So if you're comparing how low your balls sag to theirs, you're stealing your own ball joy.

no but you know they were boxers because all their wives think it's cool and cute and sexy but you know those i think what helped me when i was a kid like in the 70s yeah my mom bought me those you know fruto looms the white one yes and then when i got older i wore boxer briefs and then my wife got me to these stacks you know with the pouch down there and my boys are perfect

How do you know they're perfect Honestly I feel so enlightened To walk you through your underwear history Mark

Alright well you guys have a good day

This is Mojo in the Morning Mojo in the Morning show Mike I'm moving your topic Because it would be back to back with this I'm going to move it to just a little bit later Otherwise we'd be talking privates to privates Okay. Okay. You cool with that? I don't care. I'm going to move Megan up here right now. Scheduled. Megan, so last night we were out, all of us hanging. And actually, we got to thank the great people that came out and supported us, including our good friend Steve Gabara from Zot Ford, who you hear Megan talk about so often. And we've given away many a car from him with Make Out with a Mustang and some of the other great contests that we've done with Zot. But Megan and Steve Gabbara last night looked very, like, kind of, like, relationship-y.

No.

And I always thought it was always a tongue-in-cheek joke between the two of you guys until I saw you guys, like, really in an in-depth conversation, and I didn't know what it was about.

We're good friends. We enjoy each other's company. Okay? Okay. Period. Good friends that touch each other's genitals? Ew. Good friends? Ew. No. Mike, what the hell? No. Okay. I feel like there's no other way to ask that. Oh, my God. There was plenty of other ways to ask that, right? Like, are you guys romantic together?

Oh, my God.

Okay. I'm, like, so thrown off that you just did that. But I will say, because now you're going to make this whole thing weirder than it meant to be. Steve and I have decided to come up with a marriage pact. And it's not because we do things like Mike suggested. it's because I need a financial backup to my dad and I've decided that the next person in my life that will be Steve Cabara from Zot Ford. What do you mean a marriage pact? So I have decided that if I am still single by the time that I am 40 I will marry Steve Cabara.

Wow. I mean that's only nine years Thank you. away i it's 10 years thank you very much you're about to turn 31 don't know yeah you are i'm youth i'm gen z and youthful and i just barely graduated high school what are you talking about i um am a child essentially still mentally so whatever um but yeah i've decided that uh it'll it'll be 40, but here's the thing. We were in the parking lot yesterday after this event for Mojo for the PAL program. Did he walk you to your car? He did. And I actually started falling in the parking lot and I was around a lot of people. I was around Mojo, Chelsea, Mike, everybody, like a lot of people. Not one person even went, oh my God, are you okay? But Steve, one Steve Guevara ran to me, grabbed me, make sure I didn't fall and made sure I was okay. And I said, you know what? 39 and a half.

Oh, wow.

So it was 40. It was 40, but because he was so nice to you. Yeah. It gets moved up. Does he want to make the pact shorter than 10 years?

He does. So I said, if you want to make it shorter than 10 years, you have to start doing a nice thing for me and we'll negotiate.

Wow.

Yeah.

Do people do that? Do people actually have this as a legit thing where they will make a pact with each other? Has anybody ever heard of that?

I want to talk to somebody who's actually followed through with it.

Yeah. That would be, I mean, I'll tell you what, you know, I think that it's a nice idea to, you know, to have somebody. I mean, one of the beauties of, you know, being in a relationship is knowing that you got somebody that's got your back. You know what I mean? So it'd be kind of nice. Would you guys stay in the same room with each other or how would that be? Like, would you guys, because I'm wondering about this, like, if you guys made a marriage pact would include everything that married people do or maybe don't do once they get married so

again everything is up for negotiations and i said the more trips that he sends me on the better the accommodations will become so essentially right now it's separate houses but it could be separate bedrooms could be separate floors could be an add-on on to his house uh or you know depending on what happens we'll see where the cards lie but uh right now separate houses i can't

Wait, I kind of like this idea. First off, I like Megan having somebody because I think that that's good. And I know that you got your dad and your brother and you got us. But to be perfectly honest with you, we need you to have somebody. Somebody to take care and make sure that, you know, make sure you're up in the morning or, you know, alive and breathing.

Right. And listen, you guys, I, this isn't going to shock anybody. I don't have a 401k, but I could have a Steve Gabara.

Are you willing to put up with everything that Steve Gabara comes with?

Absolutely not, but I'm running out of options.

He's not home a lot. He goes out of town golfing all the time, so it's actually kind of a perfect relationship.

Yeah, honestly. Yeah, yeah.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. Text 95500. Let me read one of these texts. Texture 313 says, I knew somebody that did just this. Friend of mine actually told one of our other friends, if we're not married by 40, we're going to marry each other. They ended up falling in love after they said that.

See, those are the stories I want to hear.

But that sounds to me like it wasn't, all right, we're 40, we're getting married. It sounds to me like it just meant that they spent more time with each other. Maybe it kind of like took the pressure off. 567 says Megan is Steve Gabara I always thought that when Megan would talk about him That she was already in a relationship with him

I mean pretty much

Because you do kind of Insinuate from time to time

Well you guys hang out We do hang out Yeah because he's the only one that's nice to me It's funny

He says that Customers will come in to the dealership There and will ask Like, oh, where's Megan? Like, they'll ask, like, the question, like, you're actually there with him. This would actually make you there with him.

My favorite thing in the entire world is, I don't know if you've heard it yet, but our commercial this month, it says, it's me, the future Mr. Megan Mick. No, it's just not. Oh, that's so good. Really? Oh, I love that he plays along like that. I know. He is a great guy. Hey, it's Megan from Mojo.

Is this it right here or no?

With the future Mr. Megan Mick.

Oh, that's so good.

that's hysterical i do love him he's the best i love him too and we do need to find him somebody wait absolutely we do need to what we do need to find him somebody i then what does it do for well she's got a few years yeah

And truly, Shannon, I do really enjoy him. I do want him to find me. I know.

I talked to him for such a long time last night. But stop for a second.

Then your insurance policy is gone. You don't want to do that.

No, I'll be a sister. How many times on the show have I said, I want to be a platonic sister wife? That would work out perfectly.

Ashley, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hi, how are you guys doing this morning?

We're good. What's up?

Good, good. So, you know, dating can be a nightmare and everything. And so the other day, I was talking to my best friend, and I said, you know what? I said, screw this. I said, if you're not married by the time you're 40, why don't I just marry you? We get along great. We've been rolling for 22 years, and I seem to be the only person on this earth that understands you. And she said, you know what? Let's make that deal.

Oh, I like it. So it's not only that this can be done with, you know, Megan and Steve Gabbara, but it could be done, Ashley, with you and your best friend. What's her name?

Absolutely. Her name's Rachel. Oh, my God. This happened to me. My best friend, Rachel, we made that pact, too, but then she ended up finding a guy and moving to Miami. So now there's nobody.

Oh, wait. Wait. Okay, so question for you. Ashley, are you gay? No. No.

I mean, I'm a little curious.

So here's the deal. You would go gay for your best friend.

I would.

I like that. That's actually kind of.

She is that important in my life that I totally would. And we talked about that, too. And it could be, you know, a situation where it's just like we're together. We pay bills together. We hustle together like a marriage. But then we can kind of do our own thing, too.

Oh, my God. You're giving my wife ideas right now. She's got so many people. This is not good.

You know, I mean, I hate to say it, guys, but we're kind of taking over the world.

I know you are. Absolutely you are. All right. Well, you take care of yourself, okay?

Thank you. You too. Thanks for your time, guys.

We love you. Oh, I'm sorry. Have a good weekend. Michelle.

Hey, what's up, guys? Nothing much.

What do you think about this? Megan Mick possibly found the man of her dreams.

Well, see, I think she already has. So I say, why wait nine years? Just put Steve on the phone and have him propose on the air.

And you know what? I'm an ordained minister. I can actually marry these guys if you want.

See, everything works out.

What do you think about people that do this, though, that will make these marriage packs?

Honestly, I think it's a smart move. I did have a best friend that always said, you know, if we're not married by 30, we're going to get, you know, we're marrying each other. But it didn't work out.

You know what's weird about this, though, is that it probably is better for staying together than just going out and meeting somebody swiping. because at least you know that you guys like each other, you know?

Right. Yeah, like I can tolerate you for... Well, there's a foundation there already.

Yeah. And I will say this, with my wife, Chelsea, we started off as friends. Actually, it really was not a relationship that we were into. Like we were, you know, she didn't have even a thought of being with me. And to be quite honest, I was actually trying to see somebody at that same time. But it's funny, when you start off as friends like Megan and Steve do, It actually makes the relationship so much more, you know, I guess, genuine.

Oh, definitely.

And by the way, I think that Zots give a dealer car to spouses.

That's what it's really after. Honestly, I think I'm going to need a new car soon. Yeah, it's a two-for-one deal.

Forget about Steve. Let's just marry one of the Zots. Is there a Zot over there? Let's go right to the source.

Hey, it's the one time a week we tell our bosses to stick it up their ass. Check this out. We'll play whatever throwbacks we want. It's the Throwback Throwdown. After 8 on Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon's got the Dirty on the 30. What's trending this hour, Shannon?

I always kind of forget that Scarlett Johansson was at one time married to Ryan Reynolds. That was more than a decade ago. And during an appearance on the Goop podcast this week, when Paltrow, they were talking about this. She made the same comment.

You've been married two times?

three times. Three. Three times.

Oh, that's right, because I forgot that you were married to Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. Goals. Yes. We were married. We weren't married very long, but we were married when I met you. When I first met you at for Ironman or whatever. Yeah, I was married. We love a good Ryan Reynolds in our house. He's a good guy.

Do you think she wanted a time? Yeah, he's a good guy. She said he was a good guy. She also noted that she's learned from previous relationship what she needs or needed in a partner.

I never realized, oh, it's really important for me, I need to be with a compassionate person. That's like a fundamental characteristic that has to be there. Understanding what those

things are that you

fundamental.

need in a partner is a must, I think, for longevity. She's currently married to Colin Jost and they've a son together. Cosmo is his name. I have a crush on him. Do you? Oh, I love him. Yeah, he's cute. Newly retired Tom Brady offered a very interesting answer yesterday when asked about the possibility of playing again and playing for the Miami Dolphins.

By chance, is there a chance that you're coming out of retirement and playing for the Fin? Oh, man. i know i'm just saying you gotta well i will say now that i'm not affiliated with any team anymore and you know i have strong um ties with a couple teams um i do have some friends on the dolphins that i really like so i wouldn't say i necessarily root for them all the time but i root for my friends to do well and several of them play for my own so awesome yeah gonna start his broadcasting

journey in 2024 when he becomes the lead NFL analyst for Fox

Sports. When is the NFL draft? I'm like ready for it. Is it? Yeah, it's like the 27th or something. The NFL draft, Shannon, Megan, and those that don't like football is like guys Christmas, isn't it? Megan,

I love

football. What do you think about? Wait, so you do like the NFL draft? Will you watch

I make the league references on this show all the time that you don't even catch.

She likes fantasy football. She likes fantasy football, but do you like the NFL draft, though? Yeah. Okay, so you will get in front of a television and be watching that on Thursday, I think. Yeah, Thursday through the 29th.

Megan's actually so impressive with her knowledge of football. It's crazy.

Thank you.

How is Megan?

The draft is coming to Detroit. I want to be there.

After that last topic about Steve Guabara, you should see all the guys that are hitting us up right now. I'm texting, I'm DM saying, don't marry Steve Gavara. I'm better looking than that guy, Megan. They're probably right. But seriously, though, that's, you know.

I'm in barf. Lots of Twitter's high profile users, celebrities, are losing the blue tech marks that helped verify their identity. And now Elon Musk's own social media platform. Twitter started making good on its promise yesterday to remove the blue checks from accounts that don't pay a monthly fee to keep them. And they had about 300,000 verified users under the original blue check mark system. Excuse me, many of them. Celebrities, athletes, other various public figures, politicians. The check, which used to mean the account was verified by Twitter to be who it says it is, began disappearing from profiles yesterday. Some celebrities who lost their blue check marks, Beyonce, the Pope, Oprah, and former President Donald Trump. Celebrities who are still paying for the blue check, and you can tell because it's still there, Taylor Swift, Khloe Kardashian, and The Weeknd. Now, the cost of keeping that check mark ranges from $8 a month for individuals to a starting price of $1,000 per month to verify an organization. so we'll see moving forward. We lost ours. Did we lose

ours? Yeah. We lost our Mojo in the Mourn. Go check it out. Do we care? Truly. No. At this point, yeah. Be honest with you, we have a hard time just updating our Twitter so if anybody wants to take it over, we'll get it to you. Go for it. You pay us $8 a month and we'll get it to you.

And lastly, Hayley Bieber on her Instagram stories explaining how she's been feeling lately. She wrote, since 2023 started, I have had some of the saddest, hardest moments I've ever had in my adult life and my mind and emotions have been fragile to say the least and I know so many other people feel this way. I just want to know, I just want you to know, excuse me, you're not alone and while she didn't specifically address what has been causing her so many mental health struggles this year, she's come under some big-time scrutiny online over her alleged feud with Selena Gomez. She concluded her Instagram stories message with this. She writes, let's keep being there for one another. Let's be there for loved ones and family and friends and strangers. Let's just be there for people. Let's keep showing up for each other even when it's hard. We're better together. Megan, I'm just leaving this there for you to comment because I know how much you love her.

I like Hailey Bieber. You guys don't like Hailey Bieber? No. I like her.

She's been kind of a mean girl the past couple of months. Kind of? Why? I'd love to say or ask, why do you

like her? Um, because I'm trying to get Justin to come back on and be nice to me during the interview.

Okay. Why do you want to talk to

Justin Bieber? Wait, no, no. Here's the deal. She actually came into Justin Bieber's life and then started making good music again.

What are you talking about? He's also, like, so sad. every he's not himself i love justin bieber but they found they found the lord together so

i like him you okay i don't want to be the crazy person but you is it a real marriage is always my question is it real oh i think oh says the woman says the woman who's gonna marry steve gabara about the fact that i'm marrying steve for our financial security she's not being honest about the fact that they were planted together so that he could get American citizenship.

By the way, that's a better dirty story than any of the ones you just did. I'm sorry.

He'll get it in September, allegedly. For all of today's dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. mojo on the morning show so our producer kp did a very interesting thing i've never usually seen anybody do this she took a thursday off like just a random like thursday and i don't know if there are other people that you know will do this but usually you butt it up against a weekend or a couple of days off our holiday or something like that and i was kind of taken by the fact that you took a thursday off did you have something that like a doctor's appointment or something you had

go do or what so yesterday if shannon's laughing at me because she knows yesterday was 4 20 and i did not take it off for that reason before anyone else speculates but i did take yesterday off because it's my annual hair day your girl needs a new weave wait so hold on i'm sorry i first

off i didn't even know you you uh have a weave it's not an actual weave it's literally uh extensions

And for everyone out there who doesn't have extensions, this is a whole ordeal. I have to get a new set of hair once a year. And yesterday was that day. And it takes so long to put these extensions in. Tell Mojo how long you were sitting in a hairdresser's chair yesterday. I am so ashamed. I was sitting in this chair for six hours. Oh, my God. That's a long time. It looks good. It looks great. Thank you.

It looks absolutely incredible. Thank you. Thank you. It really does.

stop for one second okay six hours yeah like i know that getting you know your hair done or hair did as missy elliott says um is a process but i didn't realize it's a six

hour process can i tell you six hours is nothing no way you can you you've done more oh i've done more and i've been there later i had one of my girlfriends i showed up to my appointment at like I want to say it was probably three or four in the afternoon and we didn't leave until close to midnight and we had ordered pizza and forced my brother to bring us a bottle of wine to the salon

oh that's so fun I did that yesterday I door dashed lunch yesterday so the reason I took the whole day off is because I've done this before after work and I ended up staying there with my hairdresser until 10 p.m. and as you know we get up at 3 30 in the morning sometimes earlier so I'm like nope this isn't happening I'm not going to be a zombie at work I took the whole day off yeah And started my appointment at noon and got done at like 7, 7.30. So that's longer than six hours. Oops. Oh, my God. Yeah. So she's got to do all this stuff, though. She's got to take the old ones out. She's got to cut my hair. She's got to wash it, put the color, process, heat, wash again, tone. What else is she doing? Oh, install the actual extensions. And you get your sewn in. I get mine sewn in. Yeah.

She's not just working on you for six hours because that would cost like a ton, wouldn't it?

She's working on me for just six hours.

But do you have other people that she's going back and forth between?

Nope. So she specifically, she loves her full-day clients. That's what she does. Her specialty is blondes and so in hair. So she just works on me for the entire day.

Wow.

We're very close. Six hours.

Can I ask an honest question? Because I'm wondering, for six hours, how much does that cost? I'm not telling you.

Hair is expensive.

Can I play hair prices right? No. Come on.

I will get grounded. I don't even live with my mom anymore and she will attack me.

Is it more or less than a couple of hundred dollars? It is more than that. More than $300?

Yes.

More than $400? Yes. Are we in the four digits?

No.

No.

Oh, see, I'm actually surprised that it's not because I spent about half of that and I didn't even get extensions.

Okay, so is it $500?

So the extensions themselves are like over a grand.

Oh my God.

They are?

but they're reusable they're reusable i wear this hair all year so it's your hair okay i've only had extensions once or twice and it was they were like um taping mm-hmm so those are

A couple hundred dollars. Yeah, they weren't like a labor.

And you have to get those redone every three months. Yes. It was a big pain in my butt. Yeah, it's literally the worst. But these, like, these are, it's real hair. And it's, if you're blind, you know how much upkeep it is to keep blonde hair. So you have to go in every couple months. But with these extensions, I get my hair colored once a year. Oh, that's interesting. And then I get my hair, my annual, like, I get my move up. So I have to pay to move up the hair because my hair grows. Yeah. To get to move up the extensions. But the install, that's another couple hundred dollars.

Okay, so people are texting in what they pay for, like, their extensions and to keep their blonde blonde. I truly had no idea. Like, I don't have – It's a budget. My short brown hair is expensive.

Mike, isn't it great to have no hair? Yeah. I wish I could have extensions.

Well, and Katie, I hope you don't hate me for saying this. It was so funny because whenever one of us takes a day off in the middle of the week, like, I'm always curious that it's not – like, you're not going anywhere for a long weekend. And so I had said to her, she said, oh, you know, Bianca is going to be filling in for me on Thursday. I'm going to take Thursday off. And I said, oh, is everything okay? What are you doing? And she said, I'm having my hair day And I said, oh, okay, great reason And I said, don't tell Mojo that

I thought that too Before I go, because he will roast you That is why you are taking a day off

I'm going to say Well, I'm going to say this I'm going to say, you guys have your days off For whatever days you want to do your days I get that, but with that said $2,000, how much money

I'm not telling you the total

844 Mojo Live, I want to ask this question I want to find out what's the longest that you're in the chair, you know, or getting your hair done. And if there are any guys that get, like, long processes done, you've got to tell me about that because I want to roast you guys. And then I want to know, like, the cost of some of this stuff. 844-665-6548, 844-MOJO-LIVE, or text 95500. You know what's funny? We have Voices Geyser. Look at all these people up there. They're telling us how much they pay for their hair.

It's insane.

And they said, I won't go on the air because I don't want people to know. Why would you not tell people how good you look and what it costs? If you have the money to afford to do this thing and you can look great, you might as well at least be proud of it. Here's the deal. You don't buy a Louis Vuitton and cover it up with a bag, right? You got to let that thing show.

And I don't pay to get my nails done, right? But I know a lot of women who do. That adds up throughout the year. So you spent yours on nails, I'll spend mine on my hair.

Hey, Rachel, what's up?

Hey, so I get mine done, too. And I pay for new hair about every nine months, about $5.50. I do two stacks of hair, like two spots of hair. They're like three kind of weaved-in parts that are sewn in. Yep, yep, exactly. And then my move-ups are about $1.50, but I was curious what hair you're using. Are you doing, I'm doing lace. I don't know if.

What kind of hair do we have?

I don't know what kind it is. All I know is that she just sews it in. It's human though, right? Oh, yeah.

Wait, somebody actually, this was their hair and they're giving you their hair?

Yeah.

What if that hair came off of like some celebrity or something? No, it doesn't. No? No idea. It usually comes off of somebody that needs to make the money, right? Correct.

Interesting.

Justine.

Yes.

How you doing? And how long does it take for you to get your hair done?

So when I normally get it done, it only takes a couple of hours. But I one time spent $400 just to get my hair colored black.

For goodness sakes. Or as my dad would say, for Christ's sakes.

Just put a hair colored black. $400. And I didn't know until after the stylist was done that it was going to be $400.

Oh, geez. Oh, so you went there, what, because somebody recommended?

Yeah, my girlfriend was like, oh, go here. You know, like, this girl does a great job. You know, she'll do all over color. It won't cost that much. So I was like, okay, great. So I have pretty dark hair, but I wanted it straight black for the summer. So we go there, and she did a phenomenal job. And then after she was done, she was like, yes, that would be $400. Oh, my God. I almost pooped my pants. You got to invest. I went to Walmart and done it myself for $8.

Oh, my God. I don't know about that, though. But when you do it, maybe sometimes you can tell the $8 one, though. I don't know.

I lost all my hair when I tried to go blonde and go cheap. You got to go to a good person or you're going to be left with no hair.

Leah?

There's nothing wrong with no hair, by the way.

Leah, how long did it take you?

It takes me over 10 hours just to get my hair dyed.

My God. Just to get it dyed? What are you doing?

Do you have really thick, curly hair? Yes, I do. And what does it cost you?

For a 10-hour...

sitting in somebody's chair my cousin doesn't see the professional stylist yeah so i paid you know cheaper for me to get it done but i sit in the chair for over 10 hours wow um emily how much

does it cost to get your extensions i have paid over two thousand dollars before oh man and you

know what i'm reading text messages coming in that's that's very average like there's a lot of $3,000, $3,400, $3,500, $2,700. Holy cow. I really did not realize it was that much.

Just like KP, you only have to do it once a year?

That was actually, I had them in for five months. Oh, my God. Yeah, that hair wasn't reusable, so you just throw that hair out after.

Are you rich? Would you buy us breakfast? I definitely could afford it. Good for you.

I could afford it.

could afford it so can you Venmo me 33 cents uh that's unbelievable two thousand dollars and you only had it for just months that's wild Emily I took my hair home I said I paid for this I'm

taking this home what do you do with it I don't know yeah that hair wasn't reusable so you're not people to do anything with it, yeah.

Trisha spends $3,400 on her hair. $3,400?

Yeah.

Trisha.

What are you getting done? Extensions?

Well, yeah. I had, well, long story short, I had to go through chemo. And there's a procedure that's called Chemo Girl. And it's for people that lose some of their hair or a majority of their hair.

Okay.

I did cold camp these, so I didn't lose all my hair, but I thinned out a lot.

Yeah.

So there's, so Chemo Girls is just a special extension where it's a special procedure that's done, and the hair is ordered from Europe. It comes in, and it's an eight-hour process, but it's $3,400, and he pulled up it.

Okay, all right.

That is so cool.

Yeah, that's awesome. That's great. That $3,400 Seemed like a lot of money if you're just somebody Going to get an extension done every Six months or so like that but you know what I know how much your hair means to you

Yeah especially after Especially after a season You know when you have long beautiful hair Sure And then it's you're a whole different person Once you get that hair back in

Yeah by the way how pissed are you KP if you get your hair done You spend all this money on your hair And nobody ever says anything like, hey, your hair looks good today

But we all gasped when she walked in to take golf last night

Colleen, our boss, I was walking out with her And she goes, I love your hair And I'm like, thank you, I just spent all my money on it

How pissed are you going to be, though, if you go to your family's house And your brothers don't even recognize

They won't notice anyway But I do give you credit, Mojo, you notice Normally you don't notice

I did

Thank you

You know why? Because one time not noticing my own wife You've never been forgiven

Wait, I love this texter that says what happens with the DNA? What if KP kills somebody and leaves a strand of her weave human hair? Oh, my God.

What about this text? KP, do you have a 401k? Mom, go to bed.

One stupid show. This is Mojo in the Morning, live.

Hey, Mojo.

30. 30. 30. 30. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

All right, are you ready?

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

You're a doo-doo head.

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Hey, we're going to give you an opportunity to win some prizes. I'll do that in a second. Real quick, can I thank the people that came out last night, made donations? Uh, everybody from like Tito's and Meyer that were there, uh, all donating to our sheriff's pal program. We appreciate you guys so much. The Potter law firm. They were really nice people that were there. My buddy Sal's entire family was out there from the east side of town. It was fun. Um, Jessica and Will, uh, were awesome. Our friends, our iHeartRadio family that came out. You guys are the best. I also want to thank the Lash family, uh, our good friends, uh, Samantha and Ryan Lash. And I'm doing a shout-out because they made a huge donation to Sheriff's Pal. Their daughter has a TikTok, and she's looking for followers. So I'm asking you to do me a favor on TikTok. Just follow her, okay? Her TikTok is TheRealMadisonHaley. She's adorable. Okay? TheRealMadisonHaley. Her family donated a ton of money to help out the kids in Pontiac for Sheriff's Pal. Right now, want to win tickets to go see Snoop Dogg and Wiz Khalifa? We've got them for you.

Who do you think is going to win the throwback throwdown? Will it be Shannon, Megan, or Mike? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. It's your chance to play the throwback throwdown. Tell us who you think is going to win this week.

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This is Smoker Jackie, and it's the week at it, bitches.

I want everybody to stop what they're doing. Mr. Thrill Bag, if you know yo, it's somebody that you gon' take to the hotel room tonight. Make some noise!

Make me at the hotel room. Make me at the hotel room.

Make me at the hotel room. Make me at the hotel room. So meet a bachelor boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room.

We'll be right back. But I like your type and like T-Ass, whatever you like. Bring your girls whatever tonight. Your man just left. I'm the plumber tonight. I check your pipes. Oh, you the hell to type. Give me that sweet, that nasty, that good stuff. Let me tell you what we gonna do. Two plus two. I'm gonna undress you. Then we gonna go three and three. You gonna undress me. Then we gonna go four and four. We gonna freak some more. But first. So be the best of the boyfriend and meet me at the hotel room.

You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel. You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel. You can bring your girlfriends and meet me at the hotel.

What, he on there, Mojo? He's gotta be.

Yo, what up, this is Dick Snoop Dogg with Mojo in the morning. You know how we do, is it? Turn up the music, church, preach, tabernacle.

One, two, three, and to the phone. Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door. Ready to make an entrance, so back on there. Before I have to pull the strap out the cut Give me the microphone first so I can bust like a bubble Compton and Lone Beach together Now you know you in trouble Cause ain't nothing but a G thing Baby Too low-deaf G so we crazy Death Row is the label that pays me Unfadeable so please don't try to face this But I'm back to the lecture at hand Perfection is perfected so I'm a lad I'm understanding From a young G's perspective And before me dig out a trick I have to find a contraceptive You never know she could be earning a man And at the same time burning her man Now when she burning I'ma chill for a minute Cause ain't no loving good enough to get burned while I'm offended And that's realer than real deal Holy feel And they know how I feel Well if it's good enough to get more proper proper chunk I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff It's like this and like that and like this and a It's like that and like this and like that and a It's like this and like that and like this and a Drake creep to the mic like a Ready?

She'll party.

Oh, baby, baby, how was I supposed to know that something wasn't right? Oh, baby, baby, I shouldn't have let you go. And now you're right outside. Show me how you want it to be Tell me, baby, cause I need to know now What we got

My loneliness is killing me I must confess, I still believe Stay on me What do I lose my mind? Give me a sign

Hit me, baby, one more time You're the best in the West and the least in the East And the North and Trout are begging for you, Mojo, baby Yeah, baby

Chubby tree Ay, ay, look Baby girl, you're so damn fine, though I'm trying to know if I can hit it from behind, though I'm sipping on you like some fine wine, though And when it's over, I press you run, though Ay, you talking bands, girl, I got it Benjamin's all in my pocket I traded in my shoes for some robins He playing back Hey, I got a Glock in my Rory

Hey, 17 shots, no .38. I got a Glock in my Rory. 17 shots, no .38. I'm talking, she's fine. Wonder when she'll be mine. She'll pass like Brasley wine. I see that one more time. And I got this soda. But me boys ain't no one. All pass money, no slow box. No one can control us.

Oh, yeah, my shit. Tell me what you see. is it money or it's me i smoke 20 smell oh i got honeys in my feet can you be my baby daddy i'm like yeah i got robins on my jeans you see the wings on every pair all you see is remy boys you know my they're everywhere and if somebody got a problem we could

We'll be right back.

Mother She wanted to have a piece of my meat

If I took you home I'd be a woman

Get that a kiss Prima donna hat

Show me how you do I wanna shut down the cloud Will you

Hey I heard you like What's the So he made So we laughed

Use it, use it, I don't care tonight, she don't care, we like almost dead, the right vibe, ready to get high, ain't no surprise, take me so high, jump in those dives, surf in the crowd, oh, said I gotta be the man, I'm the head of my band, like check one, two, shut them down in the club where the Playboy does, so they all get loose, loose, out the bottle, we all get picked in the year tomorrow, gotta break rules, cause that's the motto, clubs shut down, a hundred supermodels. Hey, I heard you were a wild one

If I took you home, I'd be a home run Show me how you do I want to shut down in the cloud With you Hey, I heard you were a wild one

Wild one

All right, let's get going here. Come on. Hey, real quick. I'm going to throw out. I know he's not listening. He rarely ever listens to his dad, although he doesn't really have much time because he studies so much. But my son, Jacob, is celebrating a birthday today.

Happy birthday, Jacob.

And it was amazing because last night at that event, I was able to buy for him a birthday present, and that was he's going to be a deputy for a day. I shut up. I was going to say, oh, you were able to win a

prize? Your boss didn't come in from nowhere

and steal it from you? No, no, no. I'm just kidding. If you were listening earlier this morning, you understand the story behind that. But no, but Jacob celebrating birthday today, and Chelsea and I are doing the insane. Again, this is, I swear to you, I don't even need a home. I'm contemplating Airbnb in a house. Where I Airbnb be a weekly house. I can just move from place to place because we're driving to Chicago right after the show, taking Jacob and his friends all out for his birthday today and then driving right back and coming home. We're driving back tomorrow morning at like 5 or 6 o'clock in the morning. So we were going to spend the weekend with him and then he told us that he's got a party planned at his apartment. And when we're like, oh, that's cool. We can meet your friends. And he was like, he did a mic.

Yeah, I don't know about that.

So he was kind of, so what we decided to do is we were like, you know what? We're going to take then his friends out to meet them and hang out with them. And we'll take them out on Friday night. So we're going to go to Hub 51 tonight. Oh, that's your favorite nachos. Yeah, it'll be cool. And then we'll be back tomorrow. All right. Plus, we're afraid of Luke. He's got two more weeks left of high school. And this kid, I'm telling you, the wheels are falling off right now, guys. I'm a little worried about this guy. I'm making sure that he doesn't, he's got to graduate. If he doesn't graduate It will be a typical situation And I'll get blamed for it Alright Here we go

It's Mojo in the Morning's Throwback Throwdown

Good concert tickets

Throwback show to see Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa. We've got tickets right now. Your choice is Shannon, Megan, or Mike. Who do you choose, Nora?

Megan.

Really?

Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. Is that just Megan?

Wow. First pick goes to Megan. Second pick in the draft goes to Brian. Who are you choosing? Is it Shannon or Mike?

I'm going to take Mike.

All right. I did. What's going on, Mike? Let's go. Tori, you got Shannon.

Hi, Tori. Hi, Shannon. Let's get this done. Let's get it done.

Let's get it done. Shannon, the veteran now in the throwback throwdown.

That's a really nice way of saying the oldest one. No.

That's not her. No. I'm the oldest one in the throwback throwdown. I hope it takes you nine hours to go to Chicago today. Thank you. First song in the Mojo on the Morning Throwback Throwdown Title and artist Good luck to Nora, Brian, and Tori Is

Mike Mike E-40, T-Pain, you in that Correct answer

On the board, Brian I saw E-40 got into a little bit of trouble at the NBA.

I think it was at Sacramento. Sacramento versus Golden State game. Not got in trouble, but the security kicked him out, and they said that they shouldn't have kicked him out. It was interesting. He's a big Golden State Warriors fan. All right. Mike is on the board. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback Throwdown, is...

Mike.

Mike. Every 90s teenage drama movie theme song. No.

Every morning there's a halo hanging from the corner of my girlfriend's boyfriend's bed I know it's not bad, but I'll see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand Couldn't understand No, I'm not saying my name. I'm giving myself a pep talk. Okay. Sorry.

She was saying Come on Shannon Come on Shannon

No sorry again

Do you do that all the time? All the time

I talk to myself all the time No I feel like that's what Cal does Shut up Megan I think that

Wait oh I thought She was screwing out Megan

You just said you're out Something's got me reeling

Come on nobody's gonna get this

Turn me around again

Said that we can do it You know I wanna do it again Bum bum bum bum

Bum bum bum No? I'm buzzing. I can't believe who it is. God, I can't believe it.

I know who it is. I don't know what the song is. Jeez. Oh, my goodness.

Stop this for a second. All right, I'm buzzing. I'm buzzing the song. You don't know the name. First off, who is it?

It's LFO, right?

No. You would have got it wrong. You would have got it wrong. It's Sugar Ray. Oh, Sugar Ray. And what's the name of the song?

Every morning.

Every morning. I know. I knew the name of the song.

I couldn't think of Sugar Ray.

Nobody gets that. Okay.

Y'all are acting like Sugar Ray and LSO don't sound exactly the same.

Well, they don't.

Are you kidding me right now? I don't think they do.

No, they don't. All right. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback, Throwdown, is...

Megan. Oh, my God.

Megan.

Megan.

Beyonce, Crazy in Love?

Mike. Shannon. Beyonce, Jay-Z, Crazy in Love. Correct answer. Nice.

Oh, KP with a score update for us.

Yeah, we got Mike in the lead with two. Nobody else on the board right now.

Man, this might be over with fast. Guys. I hear that all the time. That's okay. You know what? You said it. If you know what I'm saying. All right, here we go. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback Throwdown. Mike could be winning this one for you, Brian. Nora and Tori, I'm sorry, guys.

Oh, come on, Megan.

By the way, Nora and Tori, you guys sound so depressed. All right, here we go. The song is...

Shannon.

Shannon.

Kiss me through the phone. Soldier Boy. Correct answer, yes! So quick. It worked, Tori. It worked.

Come on, Shannon. You got this. You know I miss you. I just want to kiss you. But I can't right now, so baby, kiss me through the phone.

Kiss me through the phone.

See you later on. Kiss me through the phone. See you later on. I get home.

Very nice. Guess what? KP, another score update.

Yes. Mike is still in the lead with two, but we got Shannon trailing behind with one.

Megan. Megan, I know you can get on the board. Come on. You were picked first by Nora for a reason.

Can I get like a Broadway song or something? Yes.

I got one for you. You ready? Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback Throwdown.

Just a little Les Mis. Let's really bring the tone down.

Is Jesse McCartney. Shannon. Sorry.

Wait, hold on. Shannon.

Hold on.

All right. Go ahead. Shannon.

Jesse McCartney, Beautiful Soul. Correct answer.

Coming for you. I know. I know. I'm not. Why did I get so excited about this song? So you're the one I want to chase. Good song. You're the one I want to hold. I won't let another minute go the ways. I want you and your beautiful soul.

Oh, the comeback is on, KP.

Yeah, we got two people tied right now, Shannon and Mike with two. Megan, where you at, girl?

Come on. Coming in now.

Smell my butt. Smell my butt.

Ready, Megan? I'm going to fire you up for this one. I know you're going to get. No, I don't. I really don't.

Can you throw me just a softball, please?

Yes, I can. No, I don't have any softballs. I don't have any softballs on this one. This one might be more difficult for everybody. All right? Next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback Throwdown is...

Hey!

Jay Sean! Sean Pod. Thank you. Thank you. Okay. This one right here. All right. Fallen, ladies. All right. You want to take it back?

Oh, no.

Don't, don't do it.

Oh, let me say it. I've been thinking about you and how we used to be. The chorus. I know. I know. Back when it didn't have to end, we can start again. There's nothing left to say. Don't waste enough. Shannon. Oh, no. Is it Jay, Sean, Sean, Paul, do you remember?

Mike. Mike. Mike for the win. Jay, Sean, Sean, Paul, little John, do you remember? Correct answer, Mike. It's just one. The throwback throw down. Gave me that one.

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I'm at Clutch Cargo's again, guys. Brian, you're going to see Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, a little throwback show, okay?

Yeah, thank you. I appreciate it.

Have a great time. we will be back with more mojo in the morning coming up in just moments the dirty on the 30 is on the way we're commercial free and a chance for you to win some concert tickets we got taylor swift and louis tomlinson tickets on the way mojo in the morning show phone number is 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 i just want to apologize to anybody that i made feel uncomfortable when i was standing at the bar last night and i was trying to order drinks because i found a drink that i was like really into and the uh the drink was a suggestive drink like our suggestion drink by them you know sometimes they'll have like at bars they'll have

like here's their drinks that they have and they'll have names for these drinks but I actually found it to be rather tasty but then the problem was ordering it kind of made me feel a little bit weird because I was drinking a drink called angry balls which can you guess what angry balls is it sounds like it would have fireball in it but I'm sure it doesn't that's actually interesting I thought that people wouldn't take the the fireball i i didn't think that you would know that it was a fireball it does no megan it does have fireball it's it's fireball an angry orchard cider so it's an angry balls drink but have you guys ever had this happen to you where you see a drink and you're like oh man that's a i love i like such and such and then you order it like i'll be honest with you i think a dirty martini as a guy to order kind of is a tough one to order even though So it's a martini. I mean, it's got like vodka or gin, depending on what you like. And then they put a bunch. But if I like a dirty martini, I don't know if I like it that much.

No, see, I think even as a girl, because, and Megan, I know you order these, but you're like, I want it real dirty. Really? Why did you say it? Extra, extra dirty.

Because you have to order it, though. You're a dirty girl. No, no. Because this is how a normal person does it. Hey, I'd like a dirty martini. Extra dirty, please. I don't go, I'd like a dirty martini. Extra, extra dirty, please. Like, fill the whole thing with olives.

You guys must get super strong drinks. How about this? Okay, here are some of the crazier and funnier drink names. And you have to tell us what is some of the crazier names of drinks that you like to drink and how sometimes it could be a little embarrassing. How about this one? Adios Mother Effer.

Hot mother f***er.

Yes. The Adios Mother Effer cocktail. I have no idea what's in it. Let me look. Hold on.

I'm going to have tequila.

You think?

Yeah.

Adios, mother effa has, ready for this. First off, it's blue. Which, by the way, did you see that blue drinks are now the thing again? Remember when blue drinks used to be like the thing?

What is that, hypnotic? What do you put in it to make it blue?

I think it is blue already, hypnotic.

That's what I'm saying. Blue carousel or whatever. Oh, yes.

But who wants to walk around with a blue mouth at the bar? Right.

Yeah. Adios Mother Effa is, it's a, they're selling it at Applebee's a lot. It's a blue, oh, it's a mocktail. Okay, so it doesn't really have alcohol in it. But that's what they call it at this one particular bar. Here's another one here for you. The Pink Panty Dropper Punch. I like that, Pink Panty Dropper Punch.

See, like, those are the ones, and if you go, a lot of these restaurants now will have their own, like, you know, specialty cocktail menu, and they try to be funny with the names. And a lot of times I just have to, I'll have this one. I can't say it.

Pink panty dropper punch features beer, vodka, tequila, and pink lemonade all in the same drink.

No, that sounds disgusting.

Does it?

That sounds so gross.

How about the duck fart shot?

I could not order that.

I would try it, for sure. What is that? Let me get to the duck fart shot here. Ready? You got to be careful when you say it. Duck fart shot immediately makes you think you're elegant for drinking this. The duck fart shot is a pretty layered shot of tears of coffee liqueur, Irish cream, liquor, and whiskey. That's called it. Oh, it looks nice. You know what it looks like? It looks like a cowboy sea sucker. Have you ever seen one of those at all? Have you ever had one of those? A cowboy, you know, the dirty word for a man's junk sucker. It's similar to that. It has the layers of the stuff with the coffee in it. A red-headed slut shot is another one of those drinks. Brain hemorrhage shot or the liquid cocaine shot.

What's that?

Liquid cocaine shot. Let's get right to that here. You know, I know these drinks. I'm really good at this thing. Says the guy that drinks fruity vodkas. Let's see here. Where is it at? No, no, I'll find it.

It's like Jaeger and cinnamon and peppermint schnapps. Like Jaeger. Yes.

I hate anything with Jaeger. Yeah, me too. Oh, God, yeah. I like Jaeger. And 151%. Do you? Do you? I do. Just found that out recently. Just even you saying that, it's like my teeth hurt. Hold on.

Jackie, you drink a redheaded slut, is that right?

Oh, yeah, it's so good. Like, that's what me and my friends order all the time.

Really? Yes. Does it ever make you feel awkward, though, when you're ordering that while out for brunch with your family? Can you imagine any of these drinks If you're out with your parents

After a few of them You don't care anymore You order the first two You're like I feel awkward ordering this But then once you're gone You don't care

It's funny that all these drinks are drinks you can only drink with your girlfriends. You can't go out and have one of these drinks at, like, the family wedding. You know? You can't walk up to the bar at the Renaissance Hotel and say, yeah, can you give me a dirty little slut?

If I ordered this in front of my parents, they would look at me like I was crazy.

Annette, what's happening?

Oh, I'm supposed to tell you that I like float jobs. And yes, you can go to any bar. Yes, you do.

What does that consist of? What's in it?

Yeah. Usually, oh, that is the, I know it is. We're going to talk. Yeah. No, no, that's Kahlua. Oh, okay. It's Kahlua. Oh, God. Yeah. Yeah, it's Kahlua, I think.

Can I tell you something, Annette? Am I wrong? No. I would buy you as many as you wanted just to hear you walk up to a bar and throw the bartender off by asking for it.

Oh, I usually go there, and I say, I'd like a blowjob, and I'd like some white stuff.

Thank you. Isn't that wonderful?

We always do. My daughter and me. We always do.

That's called a Good Friday right there. Eden, what's going on?

Hi. So I'm from Ann Arbor, and any bar there has the hot elephant nut shooter.

Oh. What is a hot elephant nut shooter?

Wow.

I have no idea what's in it, but it tastes like exactly how it sounds. Oh, yum.

Wait, is that a good thing or a bad thing?

An elephant ear? Not good at all.

An elephant nut shooter. She didn't say you thought it was an elephant ear.

I thought, yeah, she was talking about that. No. That sounds good.

It doesn't taste like an elephant ear you get at a carnival, does it?

No, it sounds like the nut part.

Shannon's like, oh, my God, yum. Sorry, I was like, wait, a shot that's out. I love elephant nuts.

They're so good. No, a shot that tastes like an elephant ear would be good. Well, somebody just texted in, and I forgot about this one, the buttery nipple.

Oh, yeah.

And that's a great one.

Yes.

Butterscotch. What is it? Butterscotch schnapps and Irish cream.

Yes, it's got a lot of sugar in it. What's up, Laurel?

hi mojo first time caller yay hi everybody what's going on laurel real quick real quick

laurel you sound like a very nice lady you sound like you're like are you from the suburbs yeah okay you sound like you hold a nice job maybe a nice family right yes what do you drink

oh the little catholic girl had to order a slow screw it was a tough one to order i'm telling you but it didn't stop you

where were you at by the way when you were ordering the slow screw

little catholic girl at the back seat saloon in royal

in the back seat ordering a slow screw oh that's great thank thank you so much only knew yeah no you're you're good appreciate it you're appropriate for that that's perfect i love you thanks mojo love you back melanie what's going on i got to get to uh some other stuff but i i'm having too

much fun with these names of these drinks i was recently in europe and i had the best drink of my life and it's called a porn star martini um i'm too embarrassed to like order it here because if no one knows what it is i'll just look crazy what's in it it's well the thing is it's passion fruit which isn't that common i guess a lot but it's passion fruit um vodka and like a um champagne like sidecar it's so good but i cannot bring myself to order here yeah so good the other

drink, by the way, that I was drinking last night that was really delicious was bourbon and lemonade, and it had a weird name too, but I didn't remember what the bartender told me it was. That was a good one. I don't know, but it was really good. There was a bourbon guy, like a pure bourbon drinker, that was standing right there, and he's like, you don't put lemonade in there, and then at the end of the night, he's walking around with it. Mojo, this is the greatest thing I've ever had. Thanks for listening

to us, and not your better judgment. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, Shannon, what you got in this hour is Dirty on the 30?

Well, let's start off with a big story today. An involuntary manslaughter charge dropped against actor Alec Baldwin over the killing of Russ cinematographer Helena Hutchins. This is Dan Abrams from ABC.

The special prosecutors who were appointed clearly don't believe that there's enough evidence to move forward with a trial against Alec Baldwin.

Yeah, and those prosecutors released an official statement. Part of it said over the last. Last few days and in preparation for the May 3rd preliminary hearing, new facts were revealed that demand further investigation in the case against Alec Baldwin. Consequently, we cannot proceed under the current time constraints and on the facts and evidence turned over by law enforcement in its existing form. The statement goes on to say this decision does not absolve Mr. Baldwin of criminal culpability and charges may be refiled or follow up investigation will remain active and ongoing. And I do know a little caveat to this, charges against former Rust armorer Hannah Gutierrez-Reed have not changed, but her lawyers expect the charges of, or excuse me, her specific charges of involuntary manslaughter to also be dropped in the near future.

So I just read the reason why that this happened in they say that it can be proven in court that the gun trigger was altered and that him saying I didn't put my hand on the trigger. I just or I didn't pull the trigger. I just put my hand over the trigger could have caused that gun to go off and that he had attorneys that were able to prove that. Yeah. And the prosecutors realized there was no way that they were going to ever get past that. So that's the reason why he's not getting charged. Looks like she's going to get charged.

Yeah, yeah. Live could be a lie. Well, it was a lie for the majority of this week. Kelly Ripa and Mark Consuelos are getting roasted online after fans realized that yesterday's episode of the brand new Live with Kelly and Mark were pre-recorded. Viewers tuning in were met with a disclaimer from ABC. They have to do this. That said the show was previously recorded. There it was at the bottom of the screen. Well, given the very strong interest in the couple's first official week together on the air, it was surprising to many that they chose to tape Thursday's episode. A pre-recorded show on a Friday is nothing new. During all of the years that Kelly hosted with Ryan Seacrest and even, I believe, with Regis, they would tape two shows on Thursday, a live one, and then they would tape one for Friday. But given that yesterday and today's episodes of Live with Kelly and Mark were pre-recorded, that means the couple worked just three days this week. And people could not handle that. Fans were legit raging online. One of them writing, why not just record five days in one day and call it a week? Another sniped three-day-a-week contract. What a joke.

It's interesting because I think that the reason why that they got all upset, too, is earlier in the week, they felt like they got too, like, racy with each other.

Well, they said, are we just going to have to sit here and listen to you two talking about your love life every day, all day from now on? So there were just lots of opinions with all of the changes that people were making online.

I obviously don't watch the show because it's on when we're on. And I just, I personally don't know if I enjoy her that much. Like, what is her appeal to people?

I don't know. Because I've heard mixed bag on her. I heard that some people say that she's not nice. But then I hear some people that meet her in Ann Arbor and say she's a sweetheart.

I met her a couple of weekends ago and she was an absolute sweetheart.

Yeah, I don't know.

Two Jeopardy producers are shutting down speculation that contestants are told their competition categories in advance. I did always wonder this. I'm like, how could people possibly know all these little intricate details? about these world events or subject matter or whatever. But on this week's episode of the Inside Jeopardy podcast, former champion Buzzy Cohen and the showrunner for Jeopardy addressed these rumors regarding the show's categories. And so the question was asked, do you tell the contestants different categories to study? And they both said, no, there is absolutely no study guide.

That is incorrect.

So you either know it or you don't know it. And lastly, rapper Designer. Do you remember him? He did this song.

How super. This gem.

Yeah. This is like a good classic. What does this look like? Well, he revealed that he is admitting himself into a mental health facility after. And I don't recall hearing this story, but he allegedly exposed himself on an international flight recently. He said what happened was he had a bad chemical reaction to a new medication. and that's why he acted out on this flight back home from Thailand and Tokyo. He wrote on social media, for the past few months I have not been okay and I have been struggling to come to terms with what is going on. While overseas for a concert, I had to be admitted into the hospital. I was not thinking clearly. They gave me meds. I had to hop on a plane home. I'm ashamed of my actions that happened on that plane. I landed back in the States and am admitting myself into a facility to help me. So he is going to be canceling all of his upcoming shows and obligations while getting the help that he needs. For all of today's Dirty, check out that Dirty page on NerdInTheMorning.com.

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We'll give away the Louie Tomlinson ticket. Elizabeth, congrats to you. You are a winner. You're the 95th caller. You will see Louie Tomlinson. Did I lose you, Elizabeth? Oh, you know what? Elizabeth, I'm sorry. I stayed out really late last night and I forgot to actually turn the phone on.

Oh, that's Elizabeth.

Yeah. I was out. I didn't get to bed until about, I don't know, what time was it, Mike, that we ended up going to bed? Like midnight?

Was it really? Yeah. Nice.

It was late. It was really late.

That's wrong what time I was in bed, so.

Really? So what do you do that you're up so late?

I've been sick the last week, so I've just been trying to sleep it off.

Okay. Well, we hung out last night all together, and then Mike stayed at the house last night, and so we were talking, and I don't know if you noticed this at all. By the way, Louie Tomlinson tickets, I'll give them to you. Hold on one second. I don't know if you noticed this, but my wife is, like, really having a hard time with Luke going away to school. So all she wanted to do was sit there and talk about Mike's children with him.

It was a very insightful conversation. It was a great conversation because she was talking to me about, you know, cherish these moments and, you know, because I was telling her, you know, we're a little nervous about a new baby coming and, you know, Our house is already a disaster all the time, and we feel like we can never catch up. And she just, I mean, she talked me through it. It was a great conversation.

She was like, embrace the disaster, that you'll love that disaster. And all I kept thinking to myself was, can I go to bed? The entire time that we were just having that conversation. So, by the way, I forget how soon you're having that baby, how fast this pregnancy has gone. I don't know if Allie feels the same way or you as dad feel the same way, but it feels like it's really flown by.

We waited longer to tell everybody this time I think that's why it feels like that But we both talk about it all the time And I think now she's getting a little uncomfortable So she's kind of ready And it probably doesn't feel like it's gone fast But for me, it feels like it's gone really fast

Really, really fast And the amazing thing from listening to you talk last night Can I say what you said last night About the sex of the baby and stuff like that About what you want Yeah, I know Mike is hoping for a girl because he does not have a boy name picked out. So he doesn't know what he's going to name Baby, Baby Doe or whatever, because he does not have a name. And I was kind of surprised by that. And I don't know if this is a very common thing, but there are people that have no idea what the name of the baby is going to be like after the baby is born. Would it go to that length where you guys will not have a boy's name if you go into the delivery room and give birth to this baby?

Well, I don't know if you guys have done this, but we sort of kind of maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe have a name. We don't have a middle name, but we keep, you know, when you think of that name and then you start seeing it everywhere and then you kind of have to go off of what you're seeing because it just keeps popping up everywhere. And you're like, well, now I don't like it because of this or now I really like it because of this. That's where we're at with a boy's name. Outside of that name specifically, I have no idea what it would be.

So if you guys give birth and he was so excited yesterday, he's going to, Mike never is the first to know anything, you know, even like on this show, Mike's always kind of the last to know. Yes. He is so excited by the fact that he's going to be the catcher right there with the doctor.

Oh yeah.

And he'll know the sex of the baby even before mom knows the sex of the baby.

Yeah.

So, so if that baby comes out and that baby has a, you know, has a, little thing hanging off are you are you gonna just be like whoa what are we gonna do and now i'm gonna go i'm gonna mess with her for a second i'm gonna go oh boy or girl or don't do that she's waited this long here this is wild uh i googled about baby names and stuff and i was googling about boys names and then this story came up and i clicked on it because i thought it was so interesting. One in three adults hates their name. 2,000 people surveyed, 32% confessed to hating their given name with four in 10 choosing to go by a nickname instead. One in 20 even resorting to using an entirely different title.

So social media accounts were often given names, you know, different. They actually, now you know, people choose their social media accounts based on a name that they wish that they would have. Because if you see like a friend of yours has a name or uses something that's other than their name for their social media account, typically that's a person that does not like their name according to this study. and 11% studied had fallen out with their parents because they didn't like the name and they told their parents that they hated their name.

Wow.

So you better come up with a good name. That's pretty wild. That's a lot of people that don't like their name. I don't know if there's any people that don't like their name. But if you don't like your name, what did you do? What do you do in that case? You just go by a nickname or... Deal with it. You just deal with it. Do you not like your name?

I love my name now. I love my name now. I hated it when I was growing up. Because of the spelling. Yeah. My name is Megan, which is fine. I don't mind that. I hated that nobody ever spelled it right because it's spelled M-E-A-G-H-A-N.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's a tough one when they give you the uniqueness of that.

And as an adult, I couldn't ask for anything more. I love being unique. But as a kid, it is a little disappointing not being able to get stuff with your name on it. Or have your teacher spell your name right. That hurt.

You told us earlier this week. What was it? Miegan or whatever they call you?

Miegan is pronunciations I got sometimes. That hurt.

Amber, Mike has no name if this baby is a boy.

I was calling because I have four boys. And the last three boys, we really couldn't decide on a name. So we were in the hospital for two or three days, and they were baby no name. yeah because we couldn't think of a name and names are so important and so um we just we waited until it came to us um one of my boys you know was in no name and then in the middle of the night one of the nights I was there my husband said um you know God just spoke to me and I think his name should be Nehemiah and I was like I love that and so my last son we couldn't think of a And I asked the nurse, I said, what if I can't think of a name when it's time to go home? She looks at me, she's like, you need to think of a name.

Oh, yeah, they'll pester you, those births.

Do you have to have a name, a baby has to have a name before it leaves the hospital?

Well, I think there's like a grief period, but she was really earnestly looking at me, saying, you need to get it together. They will come every hour.

Yeah.

Yeah, they could not stand it. So it was Baby, they just named, on the card, they just had Baby and then our last name. But yeah, we took our time. So Mike, take your time. But I was going to tell you, too, I really like the name Giles. I don't know if you like it, but I agree with Milo.

I love it. I love it. But don't get offended if I go, oh. Take your time, but name it the name that I want you to name.

And it's a big deal, obviously, because you're naming a child. But for me, like I grew up Mike, but my name isn't Mike. It's Robert Michael. So I had to deal with that my entire life because my mom, after I was born, decided that I wasn't a Robert and also fall out with my dad, my biological dad. And so she decided we're going to you look more like a Michael. So we're going to call you Mike for your entire life. But for your entire life, you're going to have to do legal stuff where you have to go through and type it out and then explain it to every teacher and every person and every person's like, why do you go by your middle name? Yeah. Why are you? Because my mom decided the last minute.

Because my mom doesn't like my dad. Basically.

Wes just texted me and said he didn't have a name for over a month.

Oh, my God.

They called him No Name Baby.

In Canada, they... Isn't that insane?

I did not know that. A month.

I didn't know you could do that. Nicole didn't go a month, but how many days did your daughter not have a name?

It was about six days. Oh, wow. I mean, that's a long time. It was, and we kept getting pressured to find a name. And so finally, my husband and I, there was a box of Kleenex in the recovery room, and it was Kendall Pharmaceuticals. And we're like, hey, Kendall's a good name, so that's her name. Oh, what a great story.

That is so cool. That is such a great story. Vanessa, you left the hospital and did not have a name for the baby.

Yes, that's true. It was my third daughter. So we knew it was a girl, but we were, like, running out of good names by that time.

Man.

And I was sitting in the hospital, and I was stressing out, and my husband was coming to pick me up with our other two girls, and they're like, what's wrong? I'm like, I don't know what to name her.

Wow. So you're at home one day, and how did the name pop into your head?

Yeah, so we leave. They say you have a couple days. We left on a Friday. They said by Monday, 3 p.m., we submit paperwork. You have to.

bring it back so no pressure right well my husband starts throwing out other names i'm like no we're we were between aurora and gwen and we decided to go with aurora because my one daughter said

gwen sounded like a boy name so wow all right that's uh that's wild misfit victor this is a wild story because i remember you telling me this uh victors you guys changed your child's name

right yeah yeah when uh my oldest son christian was born i went in the hospital i'm like this is his name we i had his first and middle name picked out and we were ready to go he was born on christmas eve and he was supposed to be called alexander and his middle name was going to be spelled d-e-g-r-e-a-t it's going to be alexander the great and um three days later i changed his

name to christian why did you not alexander the great would have been the greatest though

I know I know it just it just everybody came in there well he was born on Christmas Eve you should name him this and you should name him that it's turned into biblical and this and that and then you know thank god I didn't have a box of Kleenex next to me named Ken that he would have

been named Kendall um I think what we should do don't you think uh our greatest advertiser that we have on our station or something you know like puffs or whatever I'm trying to think of Who are the advertisers?

Or you should name him Kroger.

Kroger.

Or Meyer, because he's from Grand Rapids. Tony Travato. Oh, my God.

What if I can make the initials Kia? K-I-A. Oh, my God. There you go.

Oh, and you could.

I could technically do that. Yeah.

Wait, that's kind of funny.

You get it. What is it? Kia Grand Rapids? Is that? Kia of Grand Rapids North. Yep. Yep. There you go. Kia of Grand Rapids North. They'll be the first, middle, and last name. North will be the last name. What's up, Emily?

hey there hey there so i use an app called baby name which is like tinder for baby names so you um and your wife would both get it and you swipe left or right if you like the name it tells you if you match and then it narrows down kind of a list of names you both like and that was helpful to us um to kind of narrow down some options yeah we we are using that right

now and it's like it's like the tinder of of baby names and we have girl names that we've matched on

but not one single boy name uh boy names are hard doesn't that suck you can't even match on a baby

name how does this happen uh lydia who answers the phones told me that we're gonna do a naughty mom's night out winner coming up here in a second but lydia before we do that come in here for a in because you said something before the show uh you and kp like hey you know we should do this as an update and it got me like very inquisitive and i'm like oh my god i wanted to do it right away but i know that we sometimes will schedule things um but uh lydia has an update on gas station guy the you know the guy that uh has basically been uh hanging out with lydia and they've been kind of dating back and forth and he owns a gas station but no commitment

he's never wanted any commitment am i right in saying that you're right so what's the update

on gas station guy so gas station and guy gas gas station and guy i like that sorry gas station guy and i have dated before in the past and we broke up back in august and we decided that we were just going to talk things through and by talk things through i mean like see each other still but it was kind of open to the point where i think that not that we were seeing other people but it was open for the option to do so and uh this past week we um decided that we were going to get back together so gas station guy and i are now dating and uh officially yeah yeah we're okay now can i

I'm not trying to be pessimistic on this.

I want to hear all opinions.

Can we have a waiting period on whether or not you say you're dating? Because you've kind of said before, we're seeing each other, and then a week later, no, we're not seeing each other. We're seeing each other, we're not seeing each other. I don't know if I am to believe this guy. Because he always seems like he's got cold feet. He's got like one toe in the water, but won't get in the water.

This is true. But. He's got to get in the water. And I only know this because you and I talked about it. He actually asked the question of, will you be my girlfriend?

Yes.

So it was like a very official step.

Has he ever done that before?

No. Actually, even when we were quote unquote dating before, he didn't really ask. It was just kind of assumed.

But we had the conversation of it this past week.

What led to this? What did you say to him that made him do this?

I didn't really give him an ultimatum, but we had gotten into an argument. And it led into me saying, well, if we're not together, I don't know if something like this can continue to work. Because I can't be with somebody but not be with them, right? And so, so he decided to put his big boy pants on and make it official, but

Doesn't the hesitation, and again, I'm not trying to be a pessimist here, but it doesn't the

Hesitation worry you a little bit. Oh, for sure. Like I'm kind of scared. And that's kind of why I wanted to open it up to you guys to give me your insight on what you think about that.

Well, I'm going to say to the listeners, I know you don't know Lydia, uh, particularly well yet. People got a chance to meet you last night for the first time. You know, Lydia's awesome. She's been working with us here, you know, for some time at the radio station, but on the show for not a ton of time. But you hear this story. I guarantee you say to yourself, I've heard this story with friends or myself before. So if you want to comment, 844-MOJO-LIVE. I like this guy. I think he's a nice guy. I'm starting, though, to start not particularly like him. and in he this hopefully is genuine and and this is true on his part because in the beginning you know I loved him I thought he was a really nice guy and then I keep hearing he's like in and out and in and out and I'm like going who that how is this guy it's like you know you got well it wasn't

even like he was in and out he just didn't want to put a label on it for a really long time and

lydia did yeah and that leaves for open-ended well parties coming in it leave right then that's where i was like i can't do that like i can't have us have one foot in and one foot out and then what happens when either of us see other people and then it crashes and burns right yeah i actually

think i because this feels like a like past mike some would have done something like this where you are dating, but you don't want to put a label on it because you're also talking to other girls and seeing if that's going to be the same. But he put a label on it. Yeah, but it took this long to do it. Was he doing that the whole time and talking to other girls waiting to see what they were going to do?

Okay, but I'm going to play devil's advocate here, so maybe he was, and he got that out of his system, and now he's realizing that he wants to be with Lydia.

Is he, do you think he's talking anymore, people?

I don't think so now.

How do you know that he's not?

I don't know. It's just like that.

Just got to have trust.

But that needs to be a conversation between you two, a very important one.

Hold on. Mia wants to ask about something. What's that, Mia?

What happened to KP's friend that was really into Lydia?

Oh, yeah.

It was really, really nice, right?

What happened to that good-looking guy? Oh, maybe this is what happened to that good-looking guy. Huh? This was a move. This was to call. He just talks about her. Maybe it was a jealousy thing when he found out about that, and we just recently talked about it. Right, Mia?

Yeah. Also, if she's with Gas Station Guy, can I have KP's friends with her?

He's a good-looking guy. David, what's going on?

Hey, Mojo. Hey, she needs to take things slow. Yeah. I always did my advice with everything. Do not rush into the relationship. You need to take things slow first and then build it up into the relationship at a later point. Yeah.

All right.

Because if he's already done this once, not to say he's going to do it another time again. But, buddy good.

Yep. Yeah. All right.

But you know what? And if he does, then Lydia has every bit of a right, obviously, to say, this isn't for me anymore. We tried, and I'm done. Three strikes, and that's it.

Yeah. How many strikes are we on right now?

This is his third. Oh, it is? Well, I thought this would be his second if it didn't work out. But we've been on and off, I feel like, for years now.

Okay.

You know? And now it's hitting this point for me where I'm 25, and I want to get serious with somebody. Yeah. Yeah. Mike, why did you let that out of your system? Like, when did you realize?

What's up, J.D.? When did I realize? Hold on, J.D. Mike's going to tell. I'm sorry. I had the music so loud I didn't hear.

you say to mike go ahead mike i lost uh like a high school or no it was like a college girlfriend and i went through like a downward spiral of like i never thought i was going to meet anybody like her again and this was you know i was going to forever be alone and and um i was just a terrible human and then realized that i couldn't be that human anymore if i wanted to date somebody so

I had to, like, literally hit in dating rock bottom to get to that point.

So did Allie give you the I'm, you know, I need an answer from you? Or did any of her friends have a hot, good-looking guy that they were trying to set him up with?

She was the first girl I started dating again when I, like, actually went out and started dating again. And then we broke up for a minute, and then I realized that, like, she was the best thing that had ever happened to me. so we were separated for like a less less than a year and i realized like i couldn't i couldn't did you see her with other guys and that's what i thought she was like dating okay i didn't see i didn't physically see her with other guys but i thought okay that drives me nuts that you need

to see us with other people before you finally have to go oh no i think i wanted to i agree

megan yeah but it's human nature isn't it we all love what other people have yeah but it doesn't

Like, I find Lydia's value to be higher than that. Like, I think she's too much of a catch to have to have a guy realize that he's missing out on something to want her. I gave her this whole pep talk last night.

Sorry. No, it's very true. It's very true. I think the difference here and why I told her, you know, I feel like you need to give this a chance and get it out of your system because it's still in your head that you want to be with him. So give him this chance. And if he blows it, then, you know, you walk away for good.

J.D. says no hesitation is not good.

No, it's not. Let me tell you the reason why all women. I mean, I'm not going to say all women. I apologize for what I'm saying is a lot of women make this mistake. Guys fall in love faster. I mean, harder, not faster, but harder than women. And if he's not second guessing and all of that, that means that he has other interests. and you're by by leaving the situation completely will give him time to think about what he's missing or whether he truly wants it but as long as you stay in this on his terms then you're never really going to know you're always there's always going to be a possibility that it could work out it could not work out but you're the one that's going to be the victim in the end you need to step away from the situation so that he can address himself and that you don't end up like having some damage because of the things that he's going through or what he's doing yeah and

that's the thing that's what kind of what i was saying is i never put ali on like because i feel like he put you on a hook like you're he's not letting you go but he's holding you there so that's why ali and i split and we both had to figure our stuff out we had to do some other things and we realized that there was no way we could be apart we are that we are 10 times better together we make each other better and that's when we came back together audra good morning

good morning so i also have a gas station guy and i was driving and i had to pull over because i

thought oh my god it's my gas station guy a guy that acts like gas station guy or a guy that

actually is a gas station guy he's actually a gas station guy and he acts the same way non-committal I just won't just wrap it up and say, okay, let's date.

Now, Audra, can I ask a question? Is he Chaldean? He is not.

Oh, thank God.

I started to stop for a second.

I'm like, oh, no. Where's his gas station? That's the other thing we want to know.

It's just north of Toledo.

Oh, okay. All right. Thank God. Thank God. Well, thank God it's not the same guy, like literally. What's up, Ace?

so I think from my experience you don't have to convince a guy to commit to you when a guy likes you and he's into you he will tell you right because he don't want you in the field or playing the field or nothing like that so if in my experience when I want to be with someone I let them know right away hey listen what we doing because I'm kind of feeling you and I really don't want you thinking like you can play the field or you know I would make it clear I just When a man wants a woman, he makes it clear. There's no misunderstanding about it. He lets you be normal.

Kind of like that color, couple colors. Can I ask a question real quick? What are you listening to? You're not listening to us. I can hear, like, music in the background.

So I'm at work, and they play. I don't know what station this is over the PA, but I listen to my earbuds at work.

Okay, so it sounds to me like I thought I was listening to, like, a little bit of The Fray or something like that, or Goo Goo Dolls.

I love The Fray. No, it's like a rock station, I think.

Oh, okay. All right, go ahead. What were you going to ask?

Well, I just, I think I saw this on TikTok. I don't even know where I saw it, but this girl was giving this whole, like, pep talk about timing and how, and I'm wondering if this is the issue here, of, like, sometimes we meet people in our life and the timing, like, they might be the absolute perfect person for you, but the timing is off. And she specifically was talking about...

how guys reach this point in their lives whether it be late 20s early 30s where they're like okay I am ready to settle down right now and the girl that they may be dating is the girl they get engaged to but that might not be their soulmate or the love of their life it's all about the timing and so part of me thinks back to that video and that conversation and I'm wondering if something snapped in him and he's like okay I'm ready and I want to do it with her I don't know I think it

had to do with an argument that argument that we had about having outside people and what wasn't our relationship but now is if that makes a bit more of sense no

i'm regretting the idea of picking her up because i only can let her talk for a minute because i'm

running really late tell her she's got a but do i pick up very short and sweet do i do i pick up

mojo in the morning misfit michelle the crazy italian hello hi hello i love you i loved being

i only have one minute though i told you don't ask me any advice then mojo i agree with mike and i agree with shannon and i also agree with um mojo lydia you are a fantastic woman that man should know by now after the time you've spent on and off on and off whether he wants to be with you he better commit to something or you walk away you don't wait you want to have a relationship you want to be married you want to move on with family you know who you are your true self if that man does not realize what he has that's on him you need to lay down some rules So wait for him to decide. Music's going to start to play. Music's going to start to play the orchestra. Thank you, Michelle. Love you. Okay, bye. Love you so much.

That was unbelievable, Michelle. Michelle, it was so great to see you last night, too. Oh, she hung up. So this week, we announced our Mojo in the Morning, Naughty Mom's Night Out. It's May the 12th. It's the Friday before Mother's Day Sunday. And we are having it at the gorgeous five-star, beautiful Daxton Hotel, which is in Birmingham, Michigan. You can find them online at daxtonhotel.com. And everybody that gets in by winning, because that's the only way you can get in, is by winning here on the show, gets a pair of passes. And then the week that they win their passes, they qualify for an end-of-the-week special of a hotel room. Somebody's going to win a hotel room for free. Or you can buy your hotel room if you don't want to wait to win. There are rooms available, but you've got to use the promo code MOJO so you get a special discount. Stacey?

Yes.

You've got four kids. It says they're from Ann Arbor. You have four kids. You're going to Naughty Mom's Night Out.

Oh, my God. I need this.

How old are your kids?

um they are from uh 28 down to 19 and my two grandkids stay with me too oh my god goodness

you are a busy lady get me out of the house when's the last time that you have had an opportunity to like truly have a great time uh 28 years ago oh geez that's a very honest answer i love that um Here's what we're doing. You and a girlfriend, Daxton Hotel in Birmingham. You're also qualified for the hotel stay, too, okay?

Fabulous.

And if you don't get it, you should get a room. So get a room by going to daxtonhotel.com using the mojo in the morning word mojo. And we look forward to getting a chance to meet you, okay?

Great. Thank you. I am, too.

Why don't we do this? I'll give out a word for the Taylor Swift. And then right after you're dirty, or maybe even right during you're dirty, we'll pick the grand prize winner from our Naughty Moms. More chances to win next week for Naughty Moms Night Out. You can find out more details about it, by the way, going on Facebook and Instagram. And just check out the post that we put up there. If you want to win Taylor Swift tickets, text for Taylor, text SWIFT, S-W-I-F-T, as in her last name, to 95500 to win. Text SWIFT to 95500 for a chance to win now. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, Shannon, what you got in this hour's Dirty on the 30?

Well, through some sort of special video hookup, and this is pretty cool, Post Malone got the opportunity to talk to two different NASA astronauts who are currently living and working on the International Space Station.

Post Malone, this is Mission Control Houston. Please call station for a voice check.

Station, this is Posty. Can you hear me? And we have you loud and clear, Posty. Amazing, guys.

My name's Austin.

I wanted to say it's an honor for me, and it's such a cool thing to be able to talk to you guys. And Austin, it's great to talk to you as well. This is a real treat. That's super, super, super cool.

Very scientific, by the way, in his language and speaking to the astronauts.

I'd imagine you guys up there have the most baller view in the universe. What kind of weather can you guys see on Earth?

That's actually my favorite thing to do when looking out the window. So I look at the cloud patterns, and one of the most amazing things you get to watch, and I started noticing flashes, but lightning storms, thunderstorms at night are absolutely incredible.

That's a great question to ask, too.

Yeah, I think so.

Man, that's pretty wild. You know what's funny is Post Malone would be a guy that you just want to hang out with. 100%. They should make him be, like, the first celebrity to go up on the space station or go to space, you know, whenever this Elon Musk, you know, thing comes through.

Yeah.

But they should do it on 420. Could you imagine him high in space on 420?

But how many of his are exploding? Would you go up? Yeah. Why would it?

Megan, they predicted that that was going to happen. They actually blew it up themselves. Did you know that?

Oh, I did not know that. That doesn't give me any faith in your ability. Weren't they, like, they were four minutes in?

So four minutes in, they realized that it had some kind of a weird pattern going, and so they hit the eject button or whatever it was.

I don't believe that.

All the media people showed it. They knew it. They had somebody that was right there that said, all right, no, we're hitting it, because that's how they were able to figure it out.

Because it wasn't going well. It wasn't like, this is a very successful mission. Let's blow it up.

But you understand they got to blow it up at a certain point because they want to do it over the water so that it doesn't, you know, get over land.

I get that, but you're still admitting, hey, this wasn't going well, so we blew it up. You don't want to be out there.

Just so you know, back when we all were like twinkles in our great, great, great, great grandparents' eyes, that's how they would do rockets. They would actually do the same thing.

Do you want to go up in a rocket either? No.

No, I get it. But can I tell you something interesting about the shooting the rocket thing up? The other thing is go on Twitter and Google the cars that were at the bottom of the rocket that went up. Some people left their two people left their cars parked too close to the rocket.

Stop it. Swear to you.

And their cars got completely damaged by it.

Oh, my gosh.

Check that out.

Newly retired Tom Brady offered a very interesting answer yesterday when he was asked about the possibility of playing again and playing for the Miami Dolphins.

By chance, is there any chance that you're coming out of retirement and playing for the Finns? Oh, man. I know. I'm just saying. You got it. Well, I will say, now that I'm not affiliated with any team anymore, and I have strong ties with a couple teams, I do have some friends on the Dolphins that I really like. So I wouldn't say I necessarily root for them all the time, But I root for my friends to do well, and several of them played for my episode.

He didn't say yes or no. I know he didn't. But he's starting his job with Fox Sports next year. I guess he could play this season. I don't know. Actor F. Murray Abraham is apologizing publicly for what happened on the Apple TV Plus series Mythic Quest. Now, he's the one that you know from White Lotus. He's the old guy. He played the grandpa. I can't remember his character name. but he was accused of sexual misconduct more than once and fired from this Mythic Quest series. He wrote on social media yesterday, this is a sincere and deeply felt apology, though never my intention to offend anyone. I told jokes, nothing more, that upset some of my colleagues and as a result lost a great job with wonderful people. I have grown in my understanding from this experience and I hope they will forgive me. And I always kind of forget that Scarlett Johansson was once married to Ryan Reynolds more than a decade ago. She was hanging out on Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop podcast this week.

You've been married two times?

Three times. Three. Three times.

Oh, that's right, because I forgot that you were married to Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. Goals. Yes. We were married. We weren't married very long, but we were married when I met you. When I first met you at for Ironman. Yeah, I was married. We love a good Ryan Reynolds in our house. He's a good guy.

He's a good guy.

Never says anything publicly about him, but he said he's a good guy.

Yeah, but we all, when you first played that for us earlier this morning, we all were like, I don't think she likes him very much.

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on mojointhemorning.com.

All right, I want to get a mom in here. Get more Dirt at mojointhemorning.com. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. The grand prize drawing here for our Mother's Day week number.

Number one, Naughty Moms Night Out Hotel, stay at the Daxton Hotel. Amber is the winner. Amber. Hi. Hey, refresh us. Where are you from? How many kids do you have?

I am from Rochester Hills, and I have two sons that are 22 and 23.

Love it. Awesome. You're coming to Naughty Moms Night Out, and guess what? You get to stay at the Daxton Hotel, so you and a girlfriend for Naughty Moms Night Out are going to be there. That is so awesome. Thank you so much. Congratulations to you. Hang on the phone. We'll get some information. I know that we already got the full information the other day, but we'll give you the information about your hotel stay, all right?

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Thank you.

More Mojo in minutes.

It's time for more Mojo. Mojo in the morning.

I got a damn margarita. Who wants a margarita?

Mudge on the morning show. So we're very excited because we have back by popular demand our Mojo in the Morning in-studio visits where people who have donated to nice charities get to come in studio and hang out with the Mojo in the Morning show on Friday. Just kind of like see what everything is all about and get to have maybe a drink from our wonderful little bar that we have over here in the corner. And look who's here with us A man who has stocked this bar With more If you open up that refrigerator There is more Green Flame Tequila Than any other beverage Maybe Tito's is like close second Because they're a big sponsor of ours But welcome Ron From Green Flame Tequila Actually Ron Question for you my friend Green Flame Tequila Are you like the big, big owner still? Or what's the story behind this Green Flame Tequila? Is there any truth that you got maybe, did you get bought by the big guys?

We partnered up with a company.

Really? So this is like a big national thing, huh?

Yeah, they're based out of Italy.

Yes.

So there are tickets across pretty much 140 countries.

Ron, you and I are going to have some Green Flame Tequila because you're going to actually pump up the energy a little bit for me. I got tequila playing behind you.

He brought your favorite kind, your coconut. Look at this. The sparkly. It's sparkly.

By the way, we also have to welcome the beautiful Aaliyah and the beautiful Veronica. This is your wife and your daughter? Yeah. Yep. Oh, my God. You have the energy, right, Aaliyah? Yep. Hi. How are you? How are you doing? We're awesome. You doing good? Veronica, you doing good? Yeah. Now, you go to the school where the donation came to play, right? Yeah. And is there any truth that Shannon was also there that night, right? Because Shannon's-

I was on my best behavior.

Your fiancé's children, right? Wes?

His daughter goes to that school.

Goes to school there?

Yep, yep.

Was Shannon behaving herself? Did you see her there, or was it just mom and dad at that event?

Just mom and dad.

All right, so, Aaliyah, what's going on? What was Shannon doing at that thing?

Best behavior. See? I'm not lying.

Telling you. Really? Yep. I had to be. And Ron...

It's Ron who was acting the fool. Ron was acting the fool. Ron, I don't get it. That's not true. He was. He was.

I want everything. What makes you act a fool? Is it maybe a drink or two, or what is it?

Or seven or eight.

And Green Flame was the sponsor for the charity event that night.

For those that have never tried Green Flame tequila, it's available at all your favorite places you go buy, booze, party stores, and things like that. I know I've gotten it at Sylvan Market. But quick question for you. Is it available also in Ohio and Grand Rapids, too, or is it now?

In Grand Rapids, yes. Ohio, no.

We got to get it there.

What it is, it's tequila

With a little bit of Look at that Shake it up, got a little sparkle going on to it That's kind of your thing But the thing is, I'm not a tequila fan So my wife, she loves tequilas She sits there and goes through You look at all the fancy bottles and she sips tequila and stuff I'm a big guy Just drinking it But the reason I didn't like tequila is the taste of it

I was going to say, you always make a face after you take a tequila shot And with this you don't You really, really don't

Like I'm a flavored vodka guy And finally there's a flavored tequila You know

We're going after

We created the coconut just for you It was your idea And we just put it into fruition Shots And now it's everybody's favorite one The coconut

I would do it right out of the box

Am I allowed to talk about this, too, what you gave me, or not yet? Yeah. And now you guys are going into the wine space. So they brought a couple bottles of wine.

Oh, my God.

Oh, he even brought it. He even brought mixers.

What is it, pineapple juice? Yeah. Pineapple juice. Ooh.

Why do you just have one cup over there? Yeah.

No, I got to look.

Oh, okay.

Here. Okay.

Well, don't give me that much. Oh, my God. You're a heavy porter.

I pour country club shots. Oh, my God. Right here. Here, we're going to try this stuff. This is good.

By the way, a huge thank you to Ron Because when I donated These are called backstage passes, these opportunities And I donated and I didn't know it was going to be a live auction item I think I told this story And I was literally having a panic attack Wes will tell you Because I always worry, oh my god, what if nobody bids on this thing And I'm going to look like a huge idiot there So thank you for not letting me look like an idiot You spent a lot of money and made a great donation So thank you

Veronica, I'm going to get you your first drink here Okay All my sons have had their first drink at their first communion. We made sure that they were wearing a suit that day, so I thought, what the hell, you know? Why not? Actually, Harry, if you guys want to try some, you can pass this around. I know that I got it. I normally throw things to Shannon. I can't throw this, but try this. You're going to climb. Mike, I got one for you, too.

Should I come pass them out?

Yeah. Well, you know what? It's Harry. Mike, come on over here. Grab the sink. Let's raise a glass real quick to Green Flame Tequila, to a Mojo in the Morning Backstage Pass, and to Ron, how much money did you donate for this?

I don't remember. It was just under $3,000. Oh, my God.

Yeah. Oh, my God. I'm going to raise a glass.

It was like $2,700, I think.

Look at that. I remember. So that is a great cause. It was for a great cause. Well, hang out with us because we still have like 30, 40 minutes left of the show, and we're going to drink here. Cheers, guys. Cheers. Salute. Salute. Cheers.

Happy Friday. Friendly reminded this morning that you are good enough. I mean, we're a bunch of idiots that just happen to have a radio show. And chances are you're funnier than we are. This is Mojo in the Morning.

WPQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

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Mojo in the Morning Show I don't know how we got into this conversation but the conversation that happened between Megan from our show and my son Joe who is from the Joe Show you probably can hear him I don't want you to listen to him in the morning to be honest with you because that takes away from us. He listens to his podcast. Even though he's my son and I love him, honestly, I would like all the ratings. I would like him to have none of the ratings. He can have all the ratings in the afternoon on Channel 955, but he is on the iHeartRadio app, and his podcast is great, too. It's called The Joe Show. So we were on a three-way call with Megan, myself, and my son.

I'd like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. Does that excite you at all or no?

No, it wasn't one of those. It was a three-way call. How weird would that be, by the way? Very. A father-son combo. Has anybody ever had that before?

I was just going to say, I bet people have.

It's got to be. But we were talking, and my son said something that offended Megan.

Because it was disrespectful. Because Joe has no faith in me. And it was actually so upsetting to realize that he just underestimates my ability to run a prison. And when I say run a prison, I don't mean work for a prison. I mean, if I was an inmate, I would be the top dog in that prison. And he said that I wouldn't do well. And I disagree. I think that if I ever went to prison, I think I would be the person everybody comes to. First of all, I've got the makeup skills. I know how to make a bomb eyeliner from a colored pencil. Number two, I've watched enough prison documentaries to know exactly how to make the best food and what commissary items need to be traded and have value. And number three, I just, I think I would be funny enough to entertain everybody and get on everybody's good side. I think funny is what they're looking for in prison. No, here's the thing. You're thinking of men's prisons, and I am the first person to admit that I would not do well in a men's prison. i would be i would be somebody's b-word for sure but in a women's prison things are different and i think i would run things so you're actually offended yeah at this comment 100 because if it was federal prison by the way i thought about this a lot if it was federal prison mojo would

do great because he plays golf that's true that's right so yeah so megan was offended it.

that Joe said that she would not be good in prison, that she would actually end up being somebody else's bitch. And let's be honest. And Megan said no, that she would be the one that would make everybody else her bitch.

Let's be honest. I'd get some J-Pay money.

Yeah. Go ahead, Megan. Finish what you're saying.

I'd get some J-Pay money. You'd call into the show all the time. You don't think I would be popular around my cell when everybody wants to get onto the show?

All right. Question to the listeners, who do you think would do the best and who would do the worst in prison if we were in prison? And if you've ever been in prison or jail, call us up. Joe? Yes? Megan took offense to the conversation about she would do bad in prison that you said to her.

Okay, but here's Megan's whole theory and why it wouldn't work. Megan, I don't think, would even get arrested in anywhere that, you know, the radio shows on. I'm talking about, like, if Megan came and visited us, we have no pole in Florida. If you were in a Florida prison, Megan, you don't know, you're going to be someone's bitch.

I'm not. Absolutely not. I've watched enough documentaries. I've studied this. I could live this.

I watch all the documentaries, too. I know for a fact the first thing to happen, I might be four people's bitches before I even get processed.

Joe, you would be completely ruined in prison. First off, you would instantly become the lover of about 20 of the guys.

You're too pretty.

And you would be the guy that would end up being like, you know how you ever watch, I don't know, any of the movies that are out there about people in prison? Or what was the show that I used to watch all the time?

Orange is the New Black?

Yeah, Orange is the New Black. So in Orange is the New Black, in Orange is the New Black, it's always, like, the new person that comes in, Joe would be the person that would be, like, I don't know, helping them, you know, get everything that they needed. You know, he would work, like, in the laundry room.

How to use the phone to call your family. That's also my problem, though, is that I look like I star in Orange is the New Black. We were at Pride the other week, and I mean, I had, like, eight people walk up to me, and they thought I was a woman from behind. I have, like, a real, like, lesbian haircut right now. I think that that's why, like, the men would, like, definitely. I mean, it's like the Ellen DeGeneres show. Wait, wait.

I've not seen your haircut lately, but that's interesting, though.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

But, Joe, if you don't think it's me, then who would do well on this show in prison?

Oh, my God. Like, and it's nothing to take like, you know, I think that you guys would all be. I mean, you'd be like, you'd be big bitch dad I mean, Shannon, like, is way too nice I mean, Mike I mean, maybe Mike, like, no Because Mike is too nice Mike is too nice, way too nice

But he can play the whole, you know, Latin thing I would pretend like I'm tough So I'd walk in there and I'd look for the top dog I'd look for top dog and immediately go after him And then it would, he would challenge me back And I would go, yep, nope, alright, alright Just kidding

I don't even I don't think anyone would

I don't know, I feel like your dad might do okay I could talk my way out of him I was going to say, I think he would talk people's ear off To the point where they'd be like, don't bother that dude He won't leave you alone

You know what it would be? Honestly, it would be Oh, didn't that guy used to be on the radio Before? And they would sit there and go Oh man, I grew up listening to you Remember that whole thing that people will say? And I would have like the gang leader That would go, my mom used to listen to you the phone scams every morning on their way to school and i'd be like thank you sergio but i just but i just want you to know sergio i do not want to be your lover and i'll say i'll say this though

are you i spooned with you last night and you might make me feel safe joe oh boy joe mike and

i were in uh we're in our bed together your mom let us sleep in the bed together last night oh my

god and and who was the big spoon who was little well who do you take a guess i don't give up the

The big spoon ever.

And does Mike look like a lesbian from behind you? Some days.

Some days. Hold on. Spencer wants to comment on this one. Spencer, comment on the fact that Megan would not do well in prison.

No, Megan, I'm sorry. I love you. But you would definitely be the bitch. I watch documentaries about diving in the ocean, and it doesn't mean I can do it.

Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Fair. But out of anybody on this show, I have the skills. I know how to turn my bunk into a grill by using wires in the outlets. Like, I know how to do that. I know how to smuggle in stuff. And I think I just have more. I could make a toilet phone. I know how that works. I can fish for stuff from other cells. I'm resourceful. Everybody else on this show.

would be miserable, and I think I would have a good time. Megan does seem tougher

than she looks, but then she opens up her mouth and she's so sweet when she opens up her mouth. But you do look like you're, she does look like she's tough, doesn't she, when she first comes upon you? I think I could kick somebody's ass. Matthew, what are your thoughts on this one here? Who would be the top dog, Matthew?

I don't know about top dogs, but I gotta say with the same side, whoever says they're top dogs is bottom. and wait have you ever been in no no but i've had multiple families members and friends go in and

out okay and you know exactly from their experience yeah amanda hi mojo in the morning amanda you've been in man amanda has been in prison i love it hey guys first time caller long-time listener is it the first time that you're calling us because you didn't get privileges

to call and that's why this is the first time because i can relate to this subject unfortunately um yeah i've actually you know i i did some time um uh years ago and it's not what you guys think it is and i definitely think megan can she could definitely hold her own you go in there you mind your business you do what you got to do you do your time and you get out amanda when you were in

what did they call the woman who was like the kind of the the head of the matriarch yeah is that who

what i don't know yeah they they probably called her mama mama could you imagine would everybody be calling megan mama when you're good to mama no she would probably want to be one of mama's children but but megan could definitely i can't relate to men's prisons but i know uh uh the the women's prison definitely you go in um it's definitely not like the oranges use the new

black there's nothing there's no comparison do you guys have sex with each other all the time

like do you guys honestly have sex with anybody but there was definitely that kind of stuff going

on for sure really so how did you keep yourself from being somebody's lover because i always hear about them guys prisons where guys just all of a sudden become somebody's lover no not me not me

no i went in and uh i wasn't looking for a lover i was looking to do my time and get out that's it

what did you what did you do to get in i'm so inquisitive yeah sorry i was actually um um a

former substance issues there and been eight years clean oh good for you so yeah yeah so i you know I was doing stuff I shouldn't have been doing back in the day, and it led me to places, but it saved my life. So it was all good. It was all good. It all worked out in the end.

And do you think my son looks like a lesbian?

I'm going to be completely honest with you. I haven't seen him. Lesbian!

Yeah, do me a favor. Only from behind. Check him out. Joe, what's your social? Joe Show Sucks. Joe Show Sucks. Go check him out and tell me.

I'm going on there right now. As soon as we hang up, I'm going on there.

He's the non-masculine white guy that's in the pictures.

I love you guys so much. We love you, too.

Love you. Thank you. Sam, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, I think Megan would do great in prison because she smokes weed, so she'd be able to get the girls, you know, she knows how the food she was saying. She'd be able to run it, get the girls doing whatever she wants.

And you know this firsthand because?

Well, I've never been to jail, but my brother's in jail, and I've watched lots of crime shows also, and jail shows. So I can just, I know, she would do good.

All right. Yeah, Megan would actually be all right. Although Megan would be fighting for cigarettes, wouldn't she?

Oh, for sure. For sure. But I also think, like, I could do 60 Days In. Like, I think I could do it. Totally. For sure.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate it. Hold on. Kayla, you're on with the Mojo in the Morning Show and the Joe Show. And what's up?

Okay, I think you guys are all crazy. Megan's totally got this. She would be totally fine. None of you guys would be okay.

I think that's true.

I think you're absolutely right. Shannon would be like, where's the Trader Joe's?

There's no dollar spot in here in the commissary. What the heck? Yeah, it would not be good.

Kayla, say hi to Joe.

Hey, Joe. Miss you.

I miss you more.

You got to go check him out.

I know. Yeah.

Go visit him in Florida. And actually, do you listen to him in the afternoon on Channel 955?

No, I'm at work.

Oh, you got to listen. Listen in the afternoon. I know.

I know.

By the way, ratings just came out in the radio station number one across the board, including the afternoon show. Number one across the freaking board.

How exciting is that? That's amazing. Well, obviously, it's the immense effort that Ashley, Jed, and I put in. Not all the music that Sean and Tony put in. That's right. Okay.

Well, out of you, Jed, and Ashley, who would do the best in prison? Oh, dang. Probably Jed, but like... Ashley. Ashley, for sure. 10,000% Ashley. Ashley, for sure. No, Ashley's too, and I don't know where Ashley went, but, like, Ashley's too, like, nice about things. And I just think, like, being nice isn't, that's the problem. Everyone's, like, way too nice that we hang around. Jed would go in. There needs to be someone like who.

Yeah, no, Jed would wait.

Is Jed right there? Well, I can go get Jed. No. Jed is the jujitsu guy.

Jed would be.

Oh, that's true.

Jed would sit there and talk their ear off so much that they'd be like, all right, shut up and go back in your cell. You know?

Would you last in prison? Do you think you'd like, or do you be someone's bitch?

I was actually watching a guy who admitted to some prison stuff, and I don't think I could handle it. Not at all. I'd be like the weak link, and they would abuse me and have their way with me, and I would accept it. And you would be accepted.

Miss you, Jed. We'll talk to you later, okay? Bye, guys. See you, buddy. See you guys. Love you guys. Before I give the word out, Ron from Green Flame Tequila, how much alcohol content is in Green Flame Tequila? Because I am wasted right now. I know. I took a sip. My bottom lip is numb, and I have no idea why it's numb.

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Oh, my God.

Wait, who drank all that?

Huh? Well.

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It's Mojo in the Morning's Throwback Throwdown

Good concert tickets Throwback show To see Snoop Dogg Wiz Khalifa We've got tickets right now Your choice is Shannon Megan or Mike Who do you choose Nora? Megan Really?

Are you sure? Yes, I'm sure. Okay.

Wow. First pick goes to Megan. Second pick in the draft goes to Brian. Who are you choosing? Is it Shannon or Mike?

I'm going to pick Mike.

Yes. What's up, Mike? Let's go. Tori, you got Shannon.

Hi, Tori. Hi, Shannon. Let's get this done. Let's get it done.

Let's get it done. Shannon, the veteran now in the throwback throwdown.

That's a really nice way of saying the oldest one. No, that's not.

No, no. I'm the oldest one in the Throwback Throwdown. I hope it takes you nine hours to Chicago. Thank you. First song in the Mojo on the Morning, Throwback Throwdown, title and artist. Good luck to Nora, Brian, and Tori is...

Mike. Mike. E-40, T-Pain, you in that? Correct answer. Correct answer.

On the board, Brian.

I saw E40 got into a little bit of trouble at the NBA. I think it was at Sacramento. Sacramento versus Golden State game. Got in, or not get in trouble, but he was, the security kicked him out, and they said that they shouldn't have kicked him out. It was interesting. He's a big Golden State Warriors fan. All right. Mike is on the board. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback Throwdown, is...

Mike. Mike. Every 90s teenage drama movie theme song. No.

Every morning there's a halo hanging.

From the corner of my girlfriend's boyfriend's bed I know it's tough, but I see if I can use it for the weekend or a one-night stand Couldn't understand

No, I'm not saying my name. I'm giving myself a pep talk. Okay. Sorry.

She was saying, come on, Shannon. Come on, Shannon. No, sorry. Do you do that all the time?

All the time. I talk to myself all the time.

No, I feel like that doesn't count as I like it.

Wait, oh, I thought she was straight out.

You just said you're out.

Come on, nobody's going to get this?

No?

I'm buzzing. I can't believe who it is. God, I can't believe it.

I know who it is. I don't know what the song is.

Stop this for a second Alright, I'm buzzing I'm buzzing the song You don't know the name First off, who is it?

It's LFO, right?

No You would have got it wrong

It's Sugar Ray

And what's the name of the song?

Every morning I know, I knew the name of the song

I couldn't think of Sugar Ray

Nobody gets that Okay, alright

Well, they're acting like Sugar Ray and LFO Don't sound exactly the same Well, they don't Are you kidding me right now? I don't think they don't

No, they don't All right, next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback, Throwdown, is... Megan. Megan.

Beyonce, Crazy in Love.

Mike. Mike. Beyonce, Jay-Z, Crazy in Love. Correct answer. Nice.

Oh, KP with a score update for us.

Yeah, we got Mike in the lead with two. Nobody else on the board right now.

Man, this might be over with fast. Guys. I hear that all the time. No, it's okay. You know what? You said it. Okay. If you know what I mean. All right, here we go. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback Throwdown. Mike could be winning this one for you, Brian. Nora and Tori, I'm sorry, guys.

Oh, come on, Megan. Nora, we go.

By the way, Nora and Tori, you guys sound so depressed. All right, here we go. The song is...

Shannon.

Shannon.

Kiss me through the phone.

Soldier Boy? Correct answer, yes! He's so quick. It worked, Tori. It worked.

Come on, Shannon. You guys. I just want to kiss you. But I can't right now, so baby, kiss me through the phone. Kiss me through the phone. Kiss me through the phone. Kiss me through the phone. See you when I get through the phone.

Very nice. Guess what? KP, another score update.

Yes, Mike is still in the lead with two, but we got Shannon trailing behind with one.

Megan.

Zero point zero.

Megan, I know you can get on the board. Come on. You were picked first by Nora for a reason.

Can I get like a Broadway song or something? Yes.

I got one for you. You ready? Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback Throwdown.

Just a little Les Mis. Let's really bring the tone down.

Is. Jesse McCartney, Beautiful Soul.

Correct answer.

Coming for you. I know. I'm not. Why did I get so excited about this song? Good song. Oh, the comeback is on, KP.

Yeah, we got two people tied right now, Shannon and Mike with two. Megan, where you at, girl?

Come on. Coming in now.

Smell my butt. Smell my butt.