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I am kind of a wimpy Cuban guy, you know what I mean?

I eat half an Oreo with the cream scraped off, and I gain another butt cheek, just like that.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing Mojo in the morning. Showtime!

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Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Good to have you guys here with us. Mojo, Shannon, Megan, Mike, KP, Lydia, Zach, and everybody else that's here. I'm just like naming people that work in our building here right now. Rhonda, Allison, Chelsea, and Jay, The Breakfast Club. Truly. Casey, everybody that's on all of our iHeart stations.

Mark the Engineer.

Mark the engineer Randy the engineer

Gina the cleaning lady

Gina the cleaning lady

And the skunk in the parking lot that I still run From my car into the door every single morning Because I'm so scared I'm going to get sprayed

But it's been so cold that even the skunk hasn't come out The last few days Have you noticed that? The last three days we've had so far this week Have been so cold Good show for you today It's Wednesday which means Five Lies to Tell Your Mom Is coming up this morning Also, stick around for tickets to win for Taylor Swift, Ed Sheeran, and NF. We've got those tickets for you all this morning, and Pay Your Bills is happening. It's Mojo on the Morning Show. Shannon's going to be a little sleepy today.

It's always good when you walk in and someone says to you, you look exhausted. Did you sleep? I'm like, well. Sorry. Wow, yeah, thank you so much. I actually did put on makeup this morning, too, and you still said that to me.

You just, obviously, it's funny because you came in and you had the I'm coming in on a Monday look on a Wednesday.

Yeah, anybody who is a parent of little ones or not little ones who has a blankie or a stuffy or some sort of something that their child consistently has to have to go to bed will understand this pain. Mike, I know you understand this pain. Smith has not one, not two, not three, but four items that he not just needs to go to bed, but that he carries around with him pretty much everywhere. A blankie, a blue blankie that he had from the time he was born. And then this little like, you know those, Mike, do you know what I'm talking about? Those little teeny tiny blankies that have like a stuffed animal head attached to them. Oh, yeah, yeah. It almost looks like they're like, they have a cape, but it has like a, yeah, yeah. That, he calls it his oo-oo. I have no idea why, but it's called his oo-oo. He has one of those. And then we bought him new ones this year for Christmas because the old ones are getting so yucky looking. So then he has a new fluffy blue blanket. Does this kid have room in his bed? Where does he sleep? So what has happened is his original blankie ripped on one side, so he puts the other three items in it and carries it around like Santa's sack. Okay? Is it like a ritual when he goes to bed too? When he goes to bed and also even in the car, the only place he's not allowed to bring these things is to school because they have a rule. But so yesterday we had one of those crazy busy days where it was so busy that Lucy couldn't even take the bus. home from school. So I went to pick up Smith. I went and sat in the pickup line for Luce at her school. She changed in the car. We went right to her lacrosse practice. Then she had a lacrosse game. Then we went right to Smith's swim practice. Then we went to dinner because I was too exhausted to go home and make dinner. And then we went home and had to start like homework and all of that stuff. So we were like a few. Oh, and I stopped at Target in there in the middle of all that. So last night we are getting ready for bed and he, I see him like start to panic and he's looking around the living room and he's looking around the kitchen and he goes upstairs to his room. He goes into my room, my bathroom. And all of a sudden he lays on the floor and just starts to cry because one of these items is missing. Was it the woo woo? It was the ooh ooh. The ooh ooh. It was the original ooh ooh. Not woo woo. Ooh ooh.

Ooh ooh. There's no consoling that either.

Mike, I and my heart broke for him because he just he's never slept without it. Like even with us having two households, if it gets left at Andrew's house, I make the SOS call and he drives it over and vice versa. Like we've had to do that so many times with different things. Important. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And but last night I'm like and I and I said to him, I saw you had it at Lucy's lacrosse game and then I didn't see it after that. And so this is like 830 by this point when I'm trying to get him to bed. And I said, I'm not going back to the lacrosse field to look for it in the dark, honey. Like, mom's just, we're not doing that right now. What kind of a mother are you?

Yeah, I am a terrible a-hole mom. I at least hop in the car and pretend like that.

I know, but honestly, seeing his face broke my freaking heart. But, yeah. So then all night, I'm like, I went outside. I turned on, you know, I turned on my car so I had lights. I was looking under the seats. I was looking through Lucy's lacrosse bag. I was looking through his swim bag. I'm like, I don't even know where this thing is at this point.

It's a parent's nightmare. Listen, I know their parents are waking up this morning, and they can relate to this because you guys probably have had this happen to you before where whatever it is that makes your kid happy and not cry and go to bed gets lost. What the hell do you do? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or tax 95500.

Can we also talk about the judgment and shame that we as parents feel when some of these items have been around for years, and they literally look dirty, and they smell. And he brings it out in public And I'm like, I swear I wash this thing I do At least once a week this thing gets washed

So I may or may not May still have my baby blanket And let me tell you, when I first got it It was like embroidered, it's beautiful It was such high quality And now it's literally in a knot Inside of a Build-A-Bear Like it's just ravaged to pieces And then you're just Tying them back together

They're hoping that all of your memories stay intact. I'm more impressed that you still have that.

You're talking about how big of a deal this was for Smith. I'm literally having sympathy panic attacks for him. Because I remember one day when I was really little, I got in big trouble. My parents were very mad at me. And they threw away my blankie and frontie. And I can still to this day remember my four-year-old temper tantrum and the heartbreak that I was going through. and I cried next to the trash can for hours before they let me take it back out again. Then they had to wash it and then it fell apart more. It was like a cycle, but I understand the attachment. I get it.

My son's thing right now is a little tiny red flashlight and I have no idea why, but he's got to have this flashlight every single night. So what we've done, because we haven't really done the blankies, we did stuffed animals for a minute, is we went out and bought like a six pack of these things. Oh, that's so smart.

That's what my brother had. He had five of the same blankets. So smart.

So that's what we did. And that's why we have four now. Yeah. Because he found, like, the extra stash was found, so we ended up giving it to him for Christmas. And now, instead of two things, there's four things that I have to keep track of. So it bit me in the butt.

Mojo in the morning show, Shannon's son, Smith, lost his...

Ooh.

Ooh. And she didn't know what to do. That's called his ooh-ooh. Thanks, Luda, for that one. Steven, what happened to you?

Good morning, everybody. Yeah, I got a son, and he just got to carry this blanket everywhere he goes, whether it's hot outside or cold outside. He needs this blanket. When I take the kids to school in the morning, he got to have his blanket. If I leave it, I'm like, look, we running late. I got to let go of him. He want that blanket. We tried to hide it one time because we bought him a new one, and he found it, and he just took it right back out.

You can't get a new one. You can't replace it. Hey, does he have a name for it, or is it just Blanky, or what is it?

Just a blanket.

Yeah. Just a blanket. You know what you need? You remember how the banks used to have, like, the pens that were with the chains on the end?

Yeah, you need to have that attached to your child so that you don't forget it. Because you always, you know where you forget it? You forget it when the kid sits in a restaurant high chair at, you know, Red Robin or something.

It's so big. It's so much bigger than him. And he's trying to carry it anyway. I'll carry it for you because you're not going to be able to carry it.

And then you look like the guy carrying a blanket. That's what you look like. Thanks, Steven. Have a great day. What's up, Amy? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi. Good morning, guys. Good morning. Meg, I just wanted to tell you, don't feel bad, girl. I'm older than you, and I still have my baby blanket, too. Aww.

Really? So what does your blanket look like? Is it all torn and tattered?

It's a little raggedy, but it's not too bad. I wash it in a laundry bag on Delicate every time I wash it. Yeah. I don't want it to get ruined, you know. I don't take it on vacation with me, and I'm not, like, cuddling with it. I just put it over my eyes, really.

Do you have a love in your life?

I do, yes.

And what does he or she think of this blanket sleeping with you guys?

I've never really asked about it. It's just kind of always been around, so I don't really care.

He's got to deal with it. Yeah.

Exactly.

You know how with little ones you always go over fire drill plans in the house and, like, a safe space to get out and all that, like, your plan? So I do this with my brother every couple of weeks, And I go, the house is on fire. What do we grab? He always goes, the teddy bear with your blanket and the dog. And I'm like, that's it. That's all we need. Those two things. Everything else is replaceable.

What's happening, Andrea?

Yes. Hi. Good morning.

Good morning.

So my nephew, I have two kids of my own, but this is about my nephew who's three. Theo, and he has a blue pillow that he cannot go anywhere without. It's not even like a baby pillow It's like a throw pillow On a sexual couch That he has gotten so attached to That he has to Take to the bath with him It doesn't go in the bath But it watches him take a bath It has to sit at the dinner table with him And everywhere he goes He has to have his blue pillow

Is his pillow annoying the crap out of Auntie?

Well I actually think it's very sweet But it's just It's so funny. And my sister had to do the same thing, Shannon. She had to buy two more on Amazon and have them set.

By the way, does her couch have throw pillows on it? Or no, this is it.

I know. It does. She had to get more since she took the blue pillow.

That's funny. Kreisha.

Hi. How are you guys this morning?

We're good. What's going on?

Nothing much. So my daughter, she'll be 17 on Sunday, and when she was a baby, my dad bought her this pillow pack. And she used to be so small, she used to just lay right on this pillow pack. So she's been having the same pillow pack since she was born, and she would not let it go. We went on a cruise when she was, like, maybe 12 years old, and we was getting ready to get in the Uber to go to the airport. and she was like wait I'm like what she said my pillow pack and ran back into the house and got her pillow pack so I can't leave this it's just so cute oh man and it's it has no it's have no stuffing in it no it's gone I know it's a little ladybug pillow pack my gosh and uh has it ever

been left behind somewhere I know you almost left it behind when you're gonna go on your cruise but Have you ever left it out somewhere?

She doesn't know this, but when she was six, she left it somewhere, and I was too scared to admit that she left it, so I went to Walmart and bought her another one. Uh-oh.

You're the mom that bought a new fish because the fish died. You're not supposed to do that.

To this day, she doesn't know. This is not the original. This is not the. Yeah.

Well, happy 17th birthday to her on Sunday.

Well, thank you. Have a great day.

We'll see you. That's like the big secret. You don't tell that big secret when that happens. I can't believe how many grown-ass adults have this. This is unbelievable.

Why not?

This is craziness. Got Mallory's 37, still sleeps with a blanket. Right, Mallory?

Good morning. Yes, so I'm almost 37. I have three kids, an almost 13-year-old, a 9-year-old, and a 3-year-old, and they know that I have mine. so at the beginning of the month we were in a really bad car accident in indianapolis and we were all taken to the hospital and as the paramedics were putting us into our ambulances i was put in one ambulance in one ambulance with my three-year-old and my two bigger

kids and my husband were put in another one and one of the paramedics said to my husband and my two big kids is there anything else in the car that you guys need before we go and my nine-year-old daughter saw my blanket in the front seat because I was covered up with it as we were traveling and she ran back and she goes my mom's gonna need this my mom's gonna need this and uh we didn't get to see each other for like an hour or so at the hospital and she came to my room and she brought it to me and she goes mom i told him you were gonna need this and i started bawling and they're like are you hurt and i'm like no i'm just so happy wow now that's cute that's very that is cute

all right would you have a name for yours no no name it's just my blanket you're just a blanket

i love that there's a lot of judgment in your voice right now i don't like that

yeah i just i know i just think it's funny and i think that it's funny that you have it as a child and you make the name up as a child and then you keep that name until you're grown.

You can't rename it. It has its own personality. I get it.

Ah, yeah. We'll be right back.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events and you tell us what year it happened. This was

the year that Drake and Chris Brown fought in a New York City club over Rihanna. Rihanna got stopped by the paparazzi about this.

Rihanna, what do you think about the fight? Rihanna, what do you think about the fight

between Chris Brown? Pacquiao fight? I don't know if I was watching it.

A Disney-purchased Star Wars franchise in this year, Lucasfilms. Today, I am

proud to announce the Walt Disney Company is acquiring Lucasfilm, the global entertainment company founded by George Lucas and the home of the legendary Star Wars franchise.

And the big song, Macklemore's Thrift Shop. What year was it? We'll set you up with a $50 Red Robin gift card.

Good luck. You're smart. Prove it. You remember the year this stuff happened. 844-MOJO-LIVE. It's Mojo in the morning, back in the day. What year was this?

It was the year that Drake and Chris Brown got into a nightclub brawl over Rihanna. and she was asked about it by the paparazzi.

Okay, thank you. Brianna, what do you think about the fight? Brianna, what do you think about the fight between Chris Brown?

Pacquiao fight? I didn't notice watching it.

Disney purchased Star Wars this year. Today, I am proud to announce the Walt Disney Company is acquiring Lucasfilm, the global entertainment company founded by George Lucas and the home of the legendary Star Wars franchise.

And Macklemore came on the scene with his first hit song, Thrift Shop. What year was this? Haley, what year was that?

2012.

It was. Congratulations. What gave it away?

Disney. I became a huge fan recently, so I like to think I know a lot.

I like it. What did you do, a little background, like history of Disney and stuff?

Well, we had just gone there on a family trip. So, like, I'm a big nerd when it comes to, like, the reason everything's there. So, it was really cool.

That's awesome. Hey, we're going to set you up with a $50 Red Robin gift card. Red Robin. By the way, celebrating their 30th anniversary of their locations here in our listening area. And the owners of Red Robin right now are being featured in the pictures of what they looked like 30 years ago. Whoever that marketing person was that thought of that idea, if I was the owners, I'd fire them. I don't want to see any pictures of me from 30 years ago. All right? Don't even pull those things out. Congratulations to you. Hang on the phone for just one second. We're going to give you a chance to win Taylor tickets. It's text for Taylor. Text SWIFT, S-W-I-F-T, her last name. Text SWIFT for a chance to win tickets. Standard text and data rates do apply. Text SWIFT right now to 95500. That's 95500 and just the word SWIFT for a chance to go to see Taylor Swift June 9th or 10th at Ford Field.

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Well, Halsey and her producer boyfriend, Olive Aiden, have called it quits. And she is seeking primary physical custody of their one-year-old son and her holiday in the dirty yesterday, too, for a totally different reason. But I don't know what caused the breakup. Everybody's telling me it's very amicable, so it doesn't sound like there's drama or cheating or anything like that. They were together for more than a while.

in three years but it is over real quick now Maybelline is facing calls for a boycott after a sponsorship with trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney who posted a video last month of herself applying Maybelline cosmetics and getting glam this pushback comes as Anheuser-Busch's Bud Light dealing with the boycott of its beer due to a similar partnership with Dylan I know Nike is kind of dealing with the same thing right now as well. Tiger Woods and Justin Timberlake have teamed up to build a 600-acre luxury residential club community in Wellington, Florida. It's going to be called The Wellington. And Tiger and Justin have joined up with billionaire Joe Lewis and equestrian entrepreneur Mark Bellissimo to partner to build this town. The community will consist of single-family homes and condos. Those homes, by the way, not cheap. They start at $4 million. That's the cheapest one So it's a golf course, a clubhouse, a performance center Racket center, pro shop, tennis courts, pickleball courts Four swimming pools with cabanas And a smoothie bar and a market And a training center and a spa Just luxury, complete luxury All sorts of activities And areas for kids Rock climbing wall, bowling Two outdoor sports fields

You're making me jealous moving on

A mall, a mall

I did the same thing at Riverside Park It's called We Okayington

By the way, you ever see Justin play golf? He's really good. Like he, Tiger and Steph Curry are all like big time, you know, golfers together. They go out and golf a lot together and they're really good. Yeah. Obviously Tiger's good.

Oh, yeah. Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is a dad. just weeks after we found out that his longtime girlfriend was pregnant. His rep confirmed that news. Now I feel very old. The baby's here because Daniel and his girlfriend were spotted pushing a baby stroller through the streets of New York City on Monday. What?

It was empty. He's really good at messing with the paparazzi. Oh, really? Wait, it was? No, I said what if.

Oh, I was like, I didn't hear that. Okay, I don't have any name details. I don't know if it was a boy or a girl or anything like that, just that baby is here.

That should be the next round of Harry Potter Is Harry Potter having kids And then Harry Potter's kids doing it all

I'm sorry, do you not know what happened?

I never watched any of the Harry Potter

The Cursed Child is literally that And they ended the movies with their kids going off the Hogwarts

They owe me money off of that You're welcome

I was going to say, the musical The Cursed Child It's not that great I fell asleep halfway through it I know we're going to fight Hey, this is Daniel Radcliffe and I play Harry Potter and I wake up with Mojo in the morning, which is a very strange thing to say. It was a very expensive nap, unfortunately. Some of the coolest stage special effects of all time. True, very scary.

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hey guys everybody say hi to caitlin hi caitlin what's going on caitlin

Caitlin, it says here that you are a mom of four.

Yes.

How do you find time to do anything in your life?

That is a really good question. And I'm hitting my 18-month mark of being a widow. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, man. We're sorry about that.

No, thank you. But, hi, I would love to night out.

Yes, Naughty Mom's Night Out. We got to give this lady the nicest, most fun, drunkest night ever. Who's watching? Who will watch the kids? Will it be grandma, grandpa?

My parents. Yeah, they're wonderful.

That's awesome.

Good, good.

Kaylin, first off, let me just say this to you. I'm so happy that you got through. You definitely are one of the moms that need to go on this one. I'm so sorry about your husband.

Thank you. But I'm so excited to get a night out. So this is perfect timing. I love it. Thank you.

How old are your kids?

10, 9, 7, and 4.

Oh, man. Yes. All right. Here's the deal. I'm giving you only 30 minutes at the beginning of the night to show us pictures of the kids and let us go goo-goo-ga-ga and cry maybe a little bit and hug each other. And then you're getting so drunk that at the end of the night, you are going to think that you don't have kids.

Oh, that's not a bad idea.

I'll mention that one. Do you have a fun friend that you can bring with?

A hundred percent. Yeah. Absolutely.

Oh, man. Has everybody been real supportive with you and helping you and everything?

Oh, it's been unbelievable. Like, I couldn't do it without my community. So, yeah, we're good. We're good. And I'm working full-time again, and life is good. Be positive.

Oh, God. Can I be honest with you? We all have kind of been sitting in here. I don't know if you've listened to our More Mojo podcast. We're going to talk about it coming up here in a little bit. In an hour from now, we'll recap it because we've all been kind of feeling doom and gloomy and all that stuff over the last few weeks. And one of the things that I'm going to say to you is it's you and what your circumstances are, which far outweigh any circumstances that we have. And to hear your positivity and to hear what you're going through right now gives us an inspiration that we, you know, we could keep going, right?

Well, absolutely. Thanks, guys. And I got the best four kids to keep going for, you know.

But on May 12th at the Daxton Hotel, you will have no kids.

No kids.

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I love it. I love it.

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How good a liar are you? Five lies to tell your mom is coming up next on Mojo in the Morning. It's Mojo in the Mornings 5 at 655. Five at 6.55, yo, five at 6.55, yo, now.

We had an upset yesterday in the five at 6.55.

At the very end, too.

Man, Caitlin came on, or I'm sorry, Carla came on and beat her fellow Waterford friend, right? Actually, you guys just realized you were both from the same area. Yeah, Erica. Carla. good morning good morning tell us about yourself i know that you said you recently moved that was the thing yesterday what do you do for a living and what what kind of fun things do you do um i

run an age-backed company i hang out with a really cool 15 year old kid and my niece who just turned

12 and i have a twin so that's an event and his name is carson right carson is the carter or Carter, I'm sorry, Carter. And was he proud of you yesterday?

He was. I told him he has to be my hype man today. Say good morning. Morning, Mojo.

What's going on, Carter? You seem much more upbeat today. Are you more confident in your mom seeing that she was able to beat Erica?

Yeah, it was just a tiring day.

Okay. All right. Well, you know what? I totally understand. Let's meet your challenger. It is Caitlin. Caitlin, you there?

I'm here. Hi, Mojo.

Hey, what's happening? It says you're from Plymouth. You're a nurse. Where are you, nurse?

I work for a direct primary care company, so we make primary care more accessible to everyone.

Wow, that sounds like a slogan. I like that. Is that actually the slogan? That's amazing.

It's not. Right off the top of my head. That was good. That's our mission. All right.

Carla and Caitlin, I'm going to start this contest. I'm locking Carla up in a soundproof area. She's never done this before, so don't get scared. You will hear nothing for a second, and then you will be talking with Lydia, who will talk to you while we ask the questions to caitlin here we go five pop culture trivia questions whoever gets the most right wins ty always goes to the champion question number one caitlin quarterback aaron rogers has jumped ship from the green bay packers to which nfl team

uh the dolphins question number two the internet is convinced that taylor swift and formula one driver fernando alfonso alonso alonso excuse me alonso are dating after he tweeted feeling 33 very similar to taylor swift song in which she sings about feeling what age 23 question number three this easy on me singer was james corden's very last guest for his very last edition of carpool karaoke halty oh my god oh my god okay all right we will accept that i haven't moved to the next question question number four ed sharon is in some legal trouble yesterday he was grilled on the stand about the claim that he ripped off the classic song, Let's Get It On. Who sings that song? Marvin Gaye. And question number five, Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is a dad. What is the name of the boarding school of magic that Harry and his friends attended in the books and movies? Hogwarts, baby. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. I got scared in the beginning. It was a rough start for Caitlin, but she ended up getting three out of five correct. Alright, so Caitlin's three out of five. You've got to beat that, Carla. Question number one. Quarterback Aaron Rodgers has jumped ship from the Green Bay Packers to which NFL team? New York Times. Correct. One to nothing. Question number two. The internet is convinced that Taylor Swift and Formula One driver Fernando Alonso are dating after he tweeted Feeling 33. Very similar to Taylor Swift's song in which she sings about feeling what age? 22. 22. Yes, two to nothing. Question number three. This easy on me singer was James Corden's very last guest for the last edition of Carpool Karaoke. My girl, Adele. Yep. Three to one. Question number four. Ed Sheeran is in some legal trouble. Yesterday he was grilled on the stand about the claim that he ripped off a classic song. Let's get it on. from what singer? Marvin Gaye. Yes. Four to two. And a perfect score if you get this one. Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is a dad. What is the name of the boarding school of magic that Harry and his friends attended in the books and movies? Hogwarts. Yeah, perfect score. Final score, five to three. Oh, man. Man, oh, man. Carter. Mom's more awake today, too. She just kind of rolled on that one. Congratulations to you on another win, Carla. You're back again tomorrow morning. You up for that? Yes, I am. I'll be in Charleston. Oh, really? Oh, my gosh.

Family vacation or work trip? I can't remember what you said. Oh, no. Just me and the both. Oh, my gosh. A little romantic trip, huh? I know. We won't talk about that in front of the young in there right now, okay? Well, have fun. You deserve it, okay? Thank you. Caitlin, we're going to set you up with a parting gift, So I want you to hang on the phone for a second. Lydia will tell you what that is. Thanks, guys. Love you all. We love you, too. Hang on one second. It's Mojo in the mornings. Five at 6.55. We're going to do a five lies to tell your mom if you would like to win some prizes for your mom. This is a great opportunity to text mom to 95500 and get on a future five lies. Real quick, it's brought to you by Estetica Med Spa and IV Bar, where mom's going to get a nice makeover, a $150 gift card to go in and get some services done. Estetica, Med Spa, and IV Bar. Find them online at emsiv.com. So if you want to win that for mom as Mother's Day fast approaches us, you could be on Naughty Mom's Night Out. Text mom to 95500. It's mojo in the morning.

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Five lies to tell your mom. Hey, Jordan. How are you doing? Good. Jordan is getting ready for his last days of high school. And before he should be out of school, we are going to have him do five lies to tell his mom just so that he can mess around with her. Are you ready? Oh, yeah, I'm ready. Five lies to tell your mom. Your mom is all excited about her baby graduating. And you're going to say this. lie number one mom i left school to go get food lie number two i'm in the drive-thru at wendy's lie number three our principal pulled up next to me to get food herself and now i'm in

trouble oh no lie number four she said i can't walk for graduation oh all right and line number

five she says she's gonna call my college and i'm worried i'm now not gonna get in where are you going oh no where are you gonna go to college fettering university oh god she's gonna freak out and i heard you got a little bit of a scholarship huh yeah i did and wendy's is gonna

I'm going to ruin that for you. Oh, yeah.

Jordan, we're calling your mom up. Speak nice and loud. And if your mom stays on with us for all five lies, you won her a prize.

All right, cool. Hello? Hey, Mom. Hello. Hey. hey so i went you know how i go out for lunch so i went out to get food today at wendy's and in the drive-thru um we happen well i went to the drive-thru to get some food and my principal happened to pull up right next to me

Oh, s**t.

Yeah, I know. And then she had us roll our windows down, and she obviously recognized us, and so we're in huge trouble right now.

Oh, how did you do that, Jay? What's going to happen?

It's just me. Well, she said that I'm in trouble and that I can't walk at graduation now.

Oh, Jordan.

I know. And then on top of that, she's really mad. And she says she's going to call Kettering and, like, let them know. And it might possibly, like, affect my scholarship. I don't know.

Oh, my God, Jordan. Why did you do that at back in lunch?

I know, but I was just really in the mood for a chicken sandwich, Mom.

Jordan, I packed your chicken roll-up. Oh, s***. I can't comprehend this. I don't know.

I don't know what to do right now.

Welcome to Wendy's. Can I take your order, please? Jordan, are you at Wendy's?

Yeah, I'm at Wendy's right now.

Hi, welcome to Wendy's. Can I take your order, please?

Jordan. Yeah. Get your ass in school now.

Yes, I'm sorry. Can I take your order, please?

Jordan.

Mom, can you tell me I want a chicken sandwich?

Jordan, get back to school.

Do you want the chicken number six or the chicken number eight?

Can I get the number six for the combo?

Would you like it large, medium? And what would you like to drink?

I'm in a lot of trouble, so I'll get awards. Can I get a great Powerade?

Yes, I got that. Would you also like a Frosty? We're doing a Frosty special today.

Jordan, you know what? I'm over it. I'm going to hang up.

Frosty special for anybody that's on Five Lies to tell your mom with the Mojo in the Morning show.

Oh, hell no.

Mom, it's Mojo in the Morning, and if you pull around to the second window, we're going to give you a prize.

Jordan, did you really do this to me? I'm going to kill this boy right now.

You can't kill him. He's graduating. Congratulations, Mom.

My blood pressure just went off.

Mom, you got a graduate. You got a graduate and a college student. Congratulations to you. It's Mojo in the Morning.

Thank you. My favorite part of that call was you were like, Jordan, I packed you chicken pinwheels or whatever you said. I cooked this morning at 4.30. Oh, you're such a good mom. Give it up for this mom. Is she the greatest? We love you.

I love you, mom.

And we have to congratulate Jordan on his scholarship. How cool is that?

Yeah, she's a good boy. That's why I was shocked.

Isn't that amazing? Mom, we got a great prize for you. I want you to hang on the phone for a second. Oh, my Lord. We are giving this mom the greatest gift ever you are having a makeover done at Aesthetica med spa and IV bar where they're going to completely pamper you for a day You deserve it

after all the years of putting up with Jordan.

Oh, he has been a pleasure to take care of him. That's why I was shocked this morning. Oh, my Lord.

Are you going to cry when he walks across the stage? Oh, I bet. And when he walks across that stage to get his diploma, is that going to be a pretty emotional day for you?

Oh, my God. I'm preparing for his graduation for the last few months. We have invitations out. I just can't wait.

If you guys have a graduation party at your house, You should have the chicken sandwiches from Wendy's.

It's Mojo in the morning.

Sweet.

Five lies to tell your mama.

Real quick, I got a text message from a friend of mine. His name is Jay Yee. I think I've told you guys about Jay, right? Jay is legendary because he's been to almost every Costco that has ever been on this planet or is ever on this planet.

In the world.

Yes, in the world. Travels across worldwide. But he also is a Costco employee working at Costco. Ready for this one? He sent me just a second ago the actual name. Costco 391 Hagerty Road in Livonia. They have numbers. He goes, will you do me a favor? Will you say hello to all my coworkers at Costco 391 Livonia Hagerty? We've been working our butts off to celebrate the 25th anniversary of Costco in Metro Detroit. Wow, it's been 25 years, huh? Since Costco's been here? And then he sent me pictures of what the Costco looks like and the beautiful stuff that they've been doing to it. I said to him, I go, I would only do this if you bring the Mojo in the Morning Show, one of those peanut butter pies that they have or whatever that new pie is that they have.

I actually need some Nutella, too. If you pick some up for me, I'll Venmo him.

Let me say this to you. He will do it. Don't do that. Because then you'll have, you'll go out to your car this afternoon and there'll be a Nutella sitting on your front hood.

That would be wonderful, Jamie. I will Venmo you.

No, but here's the thing. We need that pie because that pie, and he's got a ton of them in this picture.

I've never had it.

That pie is like the pie that everybody's been talking about, right? Have you had it? You can't have it. No, I haven't. I can't have it, but everybody says that it rivals the pumpkin pie that's better than the pumpkin pie that they have at Thanksgiving and Christmas. But it's like a peanut butter, like a Reese's peanut butter cup pie. It's delicious. And they have, look at all these for Tony Travato. He would love those. The carrot cakes. Cupcakes.

Oh, yeah.

Very exciting. Very exciting stuff that you get on the show.

Okay, wait. A lot of people work at that Costco or shop at that Costco because our texts are.

So you guys got to go meet J.E. So when you go in there, he works, I think, mornings. And he always says, so we have a group text that there's a group of us in. And he knows I wake up at 3.30 in the morning. So in the group text, he goes, morning, Tom, in the group text. I say it in his voice. Morning, Tom. And everybody gets pissed because then they get a ding on their phone at 3.30 in the morning. Like, why does he not just do it to just me directly, but he does it in the group text for everybody? Oh, my God, I got to tell you about another friend since we're just talking about this. So this one actually could turn into something here. So another friend of mine told me a story about, and this did not go over well in front of wives, told me a story about how he and his coworkers scratch each other's backs at work. I guess everyone in the office will do a whole like. Like a circle? They do like a back scratching thing where it's like, okay, today's the day that Jacob has to scratch, you know, Julie's back. And yesterday was Julie scratching Jacob's back. And by the way, I'm using fake names and stuff like that because I want to protect this guy. But they have this whole thing. And you guys know this firsthand, right, with this weather and stuff. Your back has been kind of itchy lately or your body's been itchy lately, probably dry from how things have been with the heat and everything. But they have a co-worker scratching thing that goes on. And I said, well, I said to him, I go, you can't do that nowadays. You can't be scratching your coworkers' backs. You can't be doing that anyways. It's weird. It is weird, but.

I mean, if it's consensual.

There was a day here in town when, remember when Joey used to be on our show in Slim?

Okay, so this is why I'm laughing. Because what did we all ask them to do?

Well, Slim would always be the guy that I would always ask him if he would scratch my back. Because he would come in and he would always go, hey, big fella.

And he'd come up next to me, and he would, like, give me hugs and stuff. And I'd say, hey, can you scratch it? And then you.

And Joey was always massaging people's shoulders because he was really good at it.

Joey would massage Shannon's shoulders, and I thought to myself, that is right there. Like, I cannot condone that. Joey's like my brother. Slim can touch me. Joey cannot touch you.

I think you got a massage here and there, too.

It was not a. Yeah, Joey would come over and go, hey, you miss it, man? I can't do an invitation of Joey I haven't talked to Joey in forever So I don't know But it was always kind of like Hey Tom It was a little like Mike Posner It was kind of Mike Posner

But we would ask Hey my shoulders are Can you go massage my shoulders I mean you're right It's probably not But we didn't have like a schedule Like your friend seems to have They have different days

They have a schedule And I don't know how you guys feel about this Mike and Megan, would you be opposed? If we're all in the studio together, can we all do a circle scratch or something?

Absolutely not.

No, not a chance.

No. Oh, I'm down.

Do you not like to be touched?

No. I hate it so incredibly much. So much.

I don't mind it from professionals. If I'm going to get a massage, then that's fine. But I don't like it when people just walk up and just start rubbing the shoulders and getting all close for no reason.

Well, they got to ask. If I ask, I mean, obviously it's okay, which is what we would do. Consent has to be given. Bro, if somebody randomly came up and just started massaging my shoulders, that would be a little creepy.

I would rather act like a bear, find a door frame, and scratch my own back than have somebody touch me. Oh. I like being touched.

All right. Okay. So here's the question.

Somebody please pull that. Scratch and rub all you want.

i'm gonna wait i'm gonna throw this out there my arm i'm gonna do it all i'm gonna throw this out there and i want to uh and i want to ask the listeners this i want to know what's the weird thing that you do in your office that is kind of like embarrassingly funny you know what i mean like is what's like what's the the kind of weird thing that you guys do like the you know friends of ours that that back scratch like is there something weird that uh that you guys do i don't

know if this is weird but i always walk to an open door and like it doesn't matter whose office it is and i go knock knock even though the door is open like i'll pretend like i'm knocking on it i'll just go hey knock knock you don't have to do that if the door is open just say hi has anybody ever told you that you are michael from the office yeah yeah uh i can see that i can 100 that or maybe like a slight Dwight, like a little bit of each.

Yeah, you're kind of like a little Dwight-y. A little bit of each. Mojo on the morning show. What's going on, Megan?

So my coworkers and I work at a hospital, and once a month we go in our break room, and they all make me derma-blade their faces.

I would be so down for that.

Yeah, they'll come in, and I'll know it's that day because they all show up without any makeup on, and they'll go, okay, today you have to do your faces.

Oh, call me the next time. I will be there hanging out with you guys. Perfect. Sounds good.

Thank you, Megan. What's up, Maria? How you doing?

Hi, good. How are you guys?

We're good. What's the weird thing that you guys do in your office?

One time, my coworker asked me to put fake eyelashes on her, so I got the whole glue out that was in my desk, and I put some eyelashes on her.

What do you guys do for a living?

I work for CPS. Oh, you know? Yeah.

I mean, you've got a stressful job. Eyelashes are very important. But honestly, that's a stressful job. Like, you almost need to have, like, downtime like that together, right?

A little self-care. Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. Yeah. I mean, I had Zach, who has been working hard doing all of our podcasting. I had him crack my back the other day. Really? Yeah. My back was killing me. He's cracking your back? Yeah. Well, Sean Strife came in, who does middays on our Detroit station. He came in and got his back cracked. And then I'm like, wait a second. I want my back cracked.

By the way, he also is a chiropractor when he leaves here. He goes to his chiropractic office. What's up, Jana? How you doing?

Hey, Mojo. So me and my coworkers have kind of had, like, fashion shows in the office. One of my coworkers, she's Canadian, and she has her stuff shipped to a U.S. house. And, like, she's had, like, four dresses where even our one nurse that was a male tried on a dress. And it was pretty comical. If we have a date night, we'll be like, hey, guys, what do you think of these outfits? I love that.

It's so fitting that we're playing the office theme during this

because I wanted to go fashion show, fashion show, fashion show at lunch.

That's actually kind of cool. I mean, listen, you guys do things. The girls on the show always do things together where they'll show off outfits or you'll bring something in and say, hey, what do you think of this? And then you guys give each other the advice on it.

Yeah, we got our own bathroom in the office, too, so we have privacy.

I do like that you got the guys also doing it, too. The guys are participating in this. Although here it wouldn't work because Megan and Mike aren't fun enough to want to have back scratching. I just don't want to be rubbed on. Well, I'm at work.

It was a really pretty dress. He had to try it on. Right, exactly.

Thank you so much. Appreciate it. What's going on, Allison? What's happening?

Hey, yeah, I'm driving to work right now, but yeah.

What do you do in the office that people would not probably be happy with?

It's like every week. Sometimes we'll crack each other's backs. We'll just go into the break room and do that, but yeah.

see there's nothing wrong you gotta have somebody else help you do that and everybody's okay with it right there's nobody at you know the office that's like Mike or Megan that are really boring and don't want to do something like that it feels like we're being shamed into being rubbed yeah they won't let us all like you know have our time where you know we can all make sure that that's like bonding moments you have to rub each other goodbye

they have to do it because it like hurts if they don't do it they like ask for it see yeah they all

Megan how are we the weird ones for not wanting to get rubbed you know what I think the problem is that you guys both work in separate studios than us and are not with us at a normal time if you were always with us you would be fine with it I'm now a little weirded out about what goes on in the Detroit studio because we're not around

yeah

you know that annoying person in the office hey Bill I just sent you a text and email and a voicemail did you get it oh cool Good to see you standing in my office now. No, there is no HR approved way to tell them to go the f**k away. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Speaking of Ed Sheeran, wow. We'll get into a story about Ed Sheeran here in just a second. First, I want to tell you, stick around because coming up here in a little bit, another chance for you to go to our Naughty Moms Night Out. Breaking dirty news this morning. What do you got?

Well, Ed Sheeran said he would have to be an idiot to rip off Marvin Gaye's song, Let's Get It On, and then perform it in front of thousands of fans. He was grilled on the stand yesterday in this federal lawsuit accusing him of copyright infringement. And this smoking gun here, a video of him doing this song, Thinking Out Loud, during a 2014 show in Switzerland, and then mashing it up with Let's Get It On. lawyers were essentially saying that's his confession that he ripped it off and used it for his own song right there

hold on I'm pushing the button here there we go

listen for the mashup

right here he switches off So when he was called to the stand by lawyers for the opposing legal team, Ed downplayed the supposed significance of that performance. And he said, look, I do this a ton. I mash up a lot of songs at a lot of gigs. He also testified that the first time he'd ever heard Let's Get It On was in the movie Austin Powers. But he argued that the chord progression in question This 1, 3, 4, 5 Very, very common in pop songs And that artists often do this Especially in live performances They mash songs together He actually pointed out the Beatles' Let It Be Is a very popular one that a lot of artists use And he said when you're playing a song live And it fits the same key Most pop songs revolve in the same 3 or 4 chords So from Buddy Holly to the Beach Boys to the Bee Gees to Elton John, they all used that same exact chord progression before Ed Townsend, who was the co-writer for Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On, did. And so he's like, this is not just me. This is not, like, stealing. So experts for both sides are expected to take the stand today. And Ed's co-writer for this song, Thinking Out Loud, is also set to testify today.

Interesting. You kind of know that you have that out there. Obviously, he stopped doing that at his shows, that mashup, because of this lawsuit. But you have it out there. You almost knew that that was going to come into play. I don't know if that's big enough, though, to lose this lawsuit. So, but.

No, I don't think so at all, because he's got a great point. So many songs use that one, three, four, five chord progression, where you can go back and forth between the songs, because they are similar.

But remember, Robin Thicke also tried to use that same defense in his song. There was another caveat, though, with him, and I'm trying to remember what it was, which

is why he lost it.

It seemed to be that there were specifically different chords that were similar to the ones again, and everybody keeps ripping off Marvin Gaye. That's like the big one.

Yeah, yeah. Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are grandparents. Their eldest daughter, Rumor, welcomed a baby girl via a home birth recently. The little lady's name is Luetta Isley Thomas Willis. Pete Davidson going to be staying away from jokes about Kim Kardashian when he's hosting SNL next weekend. So if you want to watch specifically to hear what he has to say about Kim, you're probably not going to hear anything. He's been a pretty good sport about humor involving his very high-profile love life. But he will be a gentleman from what I'm hearing. He won't be roasting Kim. I guess they had an agreement when they broke up that they were dropping everything. There weren't going to be any public comments anymore. Also, her team, I'm guessing, threatened the heck out of him.

Or do you think most of this spawns from Kanye?

Yeah, and that could be it too. Because obviously their back and forth is pretty volatile, but I don't know.

And lastly, Barbie is launching their very first doll with Down Syndrome in an effort to help more kids find a toy that represents them. Mattel, partnering with the National Down Syndrome Society to bring this product to market. The doll is available for pre-order and is part of the Barbie Fashionistas line, which also features a Barbie with a prosthetic leg, a Barbie who uses a wheelchair, and you can get your first glimpse of this new Barbie along with all of today's Dirty on the Dirty page at mojointhemorning.com.

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It's Mojo in the Morning Show. So yesterday we did a More Mojo podcast that happened to be one of our most listened to podcasts that we've had in a very, very long time. And it was a group therapy session with all of us where we all were just talking about some of the things that have been struggling, you know, in our lives over the last few weeks. It's been a very, very stressful time for us. It's been a very, very stressful time, I know, for you, the listener. And I know that you like to get inside, you know, how we're doing, how things are going. But go listen to it. You can go check it out on the More Mojo Podcast. Megan brought up something very interesting yesterday. And I think that it's awesome when you will say to us that you feel that you're, you know, having a struggle and you share it with the listeners. And even though in that podcast you said that you don't feel like being vulnerable right now because you feel like you have had some social media people that have kind of gone off on you. You saying that was being vulnerable. So that was awesome.

I don't like it. No, it was good. I don't like it. I like telling stupid jokes that make zero sense and talking about the fact that I'm an idiot. Wait a second.

You tell jokes? I've never known that.

That is so disrespectful. Literally, I was tearing up, and now my body just sucked him back in and was like, nope, the disrespect is here.

Oh, there it is.

There it is. That was my body going, oh, vulnerability? We could never.

um but no that was awesome and everybody shared uh so go listen to that podcast but there's something because of this that you're contemplating doing this weekend

but i don't necessarily know if this is a good idea so um i'm having a really difficult time i think a part of our job that is so frustrating when we um are not going through a good time and i've definitely been in a rough patch the past month um but unfortunately we we're not really allowed to run away I don't want to be active on social media right now at all and unfortunately I have to keep sharing and posting and you know it's a part of the gig it is what it is but I in true Megan fashion I am trying to literally physically run away from my problems so I was thinking I haven't booked it yet but I kind of want to book a flight for Friday to get out of town and to just kind of run away from anybody that i know i just don't think i've picked the right destination to go by myself somewhere because the place that i picked is is dc and it seems like a very weird place to go alone to get away why dc why like why did that come to mind so i'm alone ish is really how i should have started this so you

Ellen's working in D.C. this weekend.

Our former producer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. But she's working, so I don't get to see her the whole time, but I would go to dinner with her at night, and then the rest of the time I would be by myself. Wait, that's perfect, though. That's what I was thinking, but, like, what do you do in D.C. alone?

You go to all the museums.

See, I don't know if this is a good one.

I used to live in D.C., and I loved going to the museums by myself.

Listen, this says the woman who went alone to Mexico City.

I was going to meet my sister.

And we all said that was not a good idea.

No, my sister was living there at the time. But I have taken solo trips before. And I feel like D.C. is the perfect place because there's so much you can do by yourself, especially if you're a museum person.

Now, here's why I disagree with you. I feel like there's going to be so many groups of people in matching T-shirts that I will feel even more alone.

Yeah, but you know, no. Be so happy you're not part of one of those groups with a matching T-shirt.

true but also don't they have a schedule to to abide by you don't I sometimes like the matching

t-shirt okay I'll admit it my family is doing our reunion this summer and we're getting that and I'm looking forward to it all right so Mike and I have said that we're worried about you going

alone uh Shannon says that she's confident that you'll be okay uh-huh are you sure yeah no because

Because I think that she'll have her time to just kind of, you know, be by herself and do her own thing during the day, and then it'll be so great to be able to meet up with Ellen for dinner. I think that's perfect.

Mae, what's up?

Hey, I'm from D.C. When you're from D.C., you could be from, like, an outside town. So I'm from Alexandria, and there's a town called Old Town Alexandria, and it's very quaint. Shannon might know of it.

So cute. It's so cute.

It's so cute and very quaint. And they have cute little restaurants, and you're kind of like 20 minutes outside of D.C., but you can still hop on the metro if you want, and it's right by the Potomac, and so it might be actually a good place for you to go to.

So can I say something to you? They do have a great public transit system there. All right. I went alone to D.C. too years and years ago, but I got very, very scared at points in D.C. not in the areas like Maryland and Virginia and stuff like that. When I was in the city I ain't going to lie. Around the White House there was a little security stuff going on but everywhere else there really wasn't and then the other thing too is you could happen upon a middle of a protest or something

like that. That could happen in any city. I don't know about that. Literally people say that about Detroit when I walk around.

Listen, I'm going to tell you this to you that I at least know the streets that I'm walking on in Detroit but I don't know.

You also let me walk around Chicago by myself like literally a month ago.

But I told you where to stay away from. And wait a second.

Every city has bad areas.

And you were not necessarily completely by yourself.

I mean.

You were not.

You're never alone when you're walking with Christ.

And also, you know. I'm sorry. Yeah, sorry.

Did you learn that in Catholic school?

I did. I was good.

She did. I love Catholic.

Bless you. Bless you. Bless her. Bless him. How are you?

What's up, Sarah? Nobody laughed at this. No, we laughed. We thought it was funny. Welcome to my every day. She does tell jokes.

You're so disrespectful.

Mike, your jokes are actually always funny. What's going on, Sarah?

Hey, guys. How are you?

Good. What's going on?

So, Megan, one, you're never alone when you're walking with your demons. Oh, there you go. That's funny. That's even better. But, no, my friend lives in D.C., so she is a teacher, and I went alone. And I had a blast during the day. And honestly, during the day, it's not that bad. At night, there was a few times I was a little sketched out, but I was always with her. So if, you know, you're going to be with someone at night, definitely do it. The night scene is there. Like, during the day, there's so much to do. I went to the Smoky Mountains all by myself. Like, I wasn't meeting up with anyone. And I went hiking and stuff. Honestly, girl, if you need to get away, go do it. Live your best life. Amen. Do it, sis.

Wow. The Smoky Mountains, I'd be afraid I'd be eaten by a bear or something, you know?

Yeah.

What's going on, Diana?

Yes.

Hi. You also said go. All these women are saying go. All the guys are texting no.

No, I'm all about going on a trip by yourself. But, Megan, I'm here for you because, let me tell you, my daughter's school is going there. All the teenagers, and I don't know if it's just her school, but I hear there's groups of them going. So if you don't want the whole t-shirt thing And groups of people Probably not this weekend going to D.C.

Oh really? This is the 8th grade trip, huh? You know what? I actually feel better about that. I feel better about her going knowing that we at least have some listeners that might look out for her.

Okay, that might be true. All right.

How about this? Can Megan tag along on the school bus that drives all the way there or do they fly there?

Some of them are flying. Some of them are taking the bus. So, you know, just you see the tour buses, you're looking at 13 and 14-year-olds.

Okay, all right. That would be funny.

I could sneak into where they put the luggage or where the athletes put all of their equipment. Just ride along.

You could be a chaperone. How about that? Can you imagine? You get to chaperone the same. Holly says she can relate to you. She doesn't necessarily want to say whether you should go or not, but maybe she will. But she said that she wants to say something to you, Megan. What's up, Holly? Holly? Are you there? Holly. Holly.

Good morning.

Hello. I can hear that she's there. Is this Holly or your name's not Holly?

This is what it's like in D.C., by the way.

No, that would be nice if it was like that in D.C. Hello. No Holly on that one? Oh. Oh, okay. What she wanted to say, and actually this is very nice. This is what she wrote up on the board. She said for Megan, she said, Megan, I know exactly how you feel. Lately, I have been feeling very lonely myself. And I recently just went out and bought a dog and an apartment because I was so lonely. That actually was very nice that she shares in the fact that you, and she says, thank you for bringing that up. That was a comment I guess she made on a text message.

Yeah, I'm just, I'm having a hard time because I've been stuck in my house for so long and I forced myself to go out a couple of weeks ago and had one of the worst nights I've had in probably the last five, six years.

Well, then why not go to D.C. and have them?

Well, that's all I want to get out of the house, but now I feel scarred. Now all y'all are telling me not to do it. Think about this. I say go.

You could easily just choose to go to Cleveland, which is a little closer and maybe a little less expensive.

I do. I personally love Cleveland.

Although possibly just as dangerous.

Oh, my God.

All right. I got a story I want to bring up here. It's Mojo in the Morning that is like, to me, one of the grossest things ever, or am I just not open-minded to this, and does it really taste good? I was reading a story today before we went on the air about this mom who said that she saves hundreds of dollars a month by feeding her 18-month-old baby crickets instead of meat. Here's the story. A mom says that she saves this money by feeding her 18-month-old crickets instead of meat. And now she has plans to add ants, grasshoppers, and worms to her daughter's diet. Tiffany Lee, a food writer from Toronto, Canada, said that she first tried the insects during a visit to Asia, tasting everything from fried tarantula legs to scorpion on a stick. They put everything on a stick these days. Have you noticed that?

Yeah.

And she said that she loved how the critters were incorporated into the local dishes to enhance their texture appeal. When her daughter became old enough to eat some more foods, Tiffany decided that she was going to add bugs to her diet, which she described as a much cheaper way to provide the toddler with protein. She found that when she started doing this, instead of doing expensive proteins like beef, chicken, and pork, she said that she would use the insects, cutting her food bill down from $250 to $300 a week to $150 to $200 a week.

I mean, we all think it's gross, and right away I made that noise, but, I mean, people do eat crickets in a lot of places. It's just not normal for us. Like, I'm not going to be feeding my kids crickets, but in some places, they do.

All right, so I want to ask the question, if anybody's trying this thing, but I also want to ask this question. With the food prices being so expensive, gas prices being even more expensive, I want to ask, what are you doing? what's the crazy thing that you're doing to save money and will you give tips to ourselves and to the listener of what they could do like yourselves like here's this tiffany lee who's now doing insects i hope that she's not feeding her daughter insects and then she's eating the chicken and me because that would actually be like just a really bad mom situation right there but um have you ever tried i know that they've gone like chocolate cupboards and things like that i'm good as long

I'm not a very adventurous eater when it comes to that stuff, no. I don't want to do it. I'd try it once. Have your kids ever?

Crickets are good. Have you? Yeah.

crickets are good it's just it's okay that sounds really weird i prefer to take the legs off and then just eat the bodies because i don't like the legs getting stuck the grossest sentence i've ever heard in my entire life they taste like nuts really they're that they're that hard um they're crunchy i wouldn't say they're hard but the flavor is like a nut oh they're really good okay so i like

my kids have had those suckers with the bug in them or whatever and once we get they get kind of close to that like i remember i had those when i was little too just throw them away wasn't it

always like though a scorpion that's inside there or something so so i'm thinking to myself i'm being hypocritical because i do like calamari and calamari kind of almost has the same what looks like look of these bugs you know what i mean because you got like the tentacles and things

like that around there but if i i like calamari a lot but i don't i don't eat you do the rings yeah y'all didn't watch uh snow piercer did you no is it a documentary not a well some people

might say it's our futures documentary but uh no but they spoiler alert they eat a lot of bugs on

there okay steven uh you are calling up because you're going to give us a tip on how to save money what you're doing to save money which you can call us up and tell us about that um before you do anything would you eat bugs no i do not eat but i don't eat i don't even see food

because it's like a bug to me.

Yeah, I get it. What is it you're doing that's been saving you money?

I was messing with KP, and I told her I reused garbage bags. But I do reuse. I reuse them for when I put clothes in them all. I got to go to the laundry bag.

Okay.

Oh, okay.

But you don't, like, reuse garbage bags where you put everything in the garbage bag and then dump it into a can and then reuse it again? No, I don't do that. No. Oh, because I was going to say, that actually would be a smart thing. I don't think that that's so bad. You know?

The smell that comes behind that, though, it's going to be outrageous. I'll put it sitting in the garbage for a week before your garbage can't come.

Well, maybe you just empty it more often. Thank you, Stephen. Take care of yourself. What's up, Missoula?

Hi.

What's going on? What are you doing to save money?

Well, I'm eating caterpillars. That's what I'm eating. I'm coming from a country called Zambia, and protein snacks are caterpillars, are grasshoppers, and they're packed full of protein. So if you guys find them in lollipops, please go ahead. Oh, okay.

So caterpillars are delicious, you're saying?

Oh, my God. They taste great. Such a good movie snack.

A movie snack? What do you do? Oh, my God. Where do you buy caterpillars or do you have to catch them?

I don't buy them. I travel quite often back home to Zambia, and I bring back some. So it's one of the dried foods that I can put on a plane and bring back with me. And my kids eat them. They were born and raised here. And I put them in a pan, salt and pepper, and just chuck them during a movie.

We're growing caterpillars at our house right now. Are you really? for a science experiment. Really? Yes. Could you imagine if I just looked at Smith and was like, we're going to cook these for dinner?

Oh, my God. Don't do that. But I can bring you some. What do they taste like? Already cooked.

Everything tastes like chicken. Do they taste like chicken?

No. It tastes, it's got a nutty flavor.

A nutty flavor. Well, kind of like that. Kind of like Megan said. Yeah. That's interesting.

Yeah. Yep. Very good, though.

Thank you, Mazouk.

And we also do grasshoppers and all kinds of critters. There's so much protein.

All right. Thank you for the call. We appreciate that.

All right. Thank you. You guys have an awesome day. I love you. I listen to you every morning.

We love you, too. By the way, you know what? Things are expensive these days. You got to do what you got to do. Judith, what's up?

Hi. So a couple different things. So we do more rice. So rice is cheap, and you can stretch it out and make a ton of meals with it. You know, you can put, like, protein with it. But another thing to do is you get, like, ham, right, and then you, like, cook it. So I do two different, like, actually three different recipes with one ham. You know, you can put it in the Instapot, make split-piece soup, and then cut up some of the leftover ham and then make, like, ham and potatoes, which is also a nice filler. So there's tons of ways to, like, stretch things out. And then kind of treat yourself, like, once or twice a week with an actual recipe that costs a little bit more. so it's not as boring.

Yeah. No, that's good. A lot of people are saying that. They'll eat, like, the same meal two or three days in a row. What's up, Jake? Yeah, so when I go to the grocery store, I don't know if anyone else has realized, but, like, when you get your dishwasher so for laundry detergent, it's like one. One-thirds of the weight filled up. I'll grab another one, and I'll fill the rest of the way up, close it, and go to the register. Really? Whoa. Scandalous. I like that, though. That's good. You're right, though. They don't fill it all the way up. I wish you could do that with potato chips. It's like with chip bags. Yes. Yeah, exactly. I feel like I'm always getting scammed out of what I'm buying. And some of the fancy Starbucks drinks. Half of it is foam. Absolutely. Absolutely. Or ice. I have to tell you a little scam about the laundry detergent coming up here in just a little bit that I found out yesterday when I went to Target, okay? I'll keep listening. All right, thanks so much. We appreciate that. Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning show. Got an update for you on War of the Roses that I want to tell you guys right now, okay? So I'm going to give you that update in just seconds. First, though, I'm going to tell you the topics that are coming up here in a second. Mike, with what did you try to fix yourself and i've seen this all too uh too frequently lately it seems like people just trying to do things themselves and end up cost themselves even more money um what's your scam uh and shannon's bush all coming up here in just a few moments you're gonna want to stick around for that plus more concert tickets nf tickets this hour and then taylor swift tickets coming up next hour on the show so yesterday morning if you were listening to the show and a lot of people still aren't used to this because i've been getting messages uh sent uh on instagram and facebook people going why are you doing this war of the roses thing well obviously we're changing some stuff up with the show but one of the things was it's always been requested that we do and you know war of the roses a couple three times a week and i was like there's no way Like, I fought it, honestly, for 15, 20 years. And then I thought, okay, well, we do have kind of an opening now, so why don't we, you know, let's just see what it's like. Holy crap. Yesterday's War of the Roses was the highest rated thing that we have done on this radio show in the last six months. Really? Last six months, more people listened to that War of the Roses than anything in the last six months. Unbelievable. So the ratings were huge, but also the thing was a lot of people wanted to know about it. We're going to also start doing some War of the Roses updates, okay? So that's the other thing that everybody's been asking for. And a lot of cases we couldn't have done them in the past because of legal purposes,

but now we are going to try to get around it by getting some more information to you guys and just giving you some more details and updates, whether it be a couple days after or maybe a couple weeks or months after. So yesterday's War of the Roses, a wife suspected that her husband was cheating with the woman that they brought into their relationship who happened to be her best friend. And I'll keep it clean for the kids because I know that it was not the cleanest of situations yesterday. Well, this morning we're going to give you an update. And the update is that the wife found out that the husband had also been giving not only his relationship to this woman, but money to her, too. So money had been going back and forth. And that's where it's now gotten ugly. So she said that she noticed that because she never really gone through any of their financial stuff or finances. But she noticed that there had been some money there. And the belief is that he has been possibly paying for her rent for some time. So we are hoping that we can get Amelia back on the air with us maybe this morning or tomorrow morning. But we do have a War of the Roses for you, a new one, tomorrow morning, 7 and 9 o'clock. Be listening. And if you miss that War of the Roses, you might be the only one. Because I don't even know there's that many people that listen to this show. if I've noticed that over the last six months it had so many people listening to it and streaming it but go check it out it's on our podcast it's available for you right now you can actually go listen to it promise you we'll still be here for you it's on the podcast it's the Mojo in the Morning War of the Roses from yesterday alright Mojo in the Morning Joe Mike we talk about this all the time if you have something that you need to have done we got a guy yeah i got a guy for it and we can go listen we got people that listen to the show that are kind and they they're much more skilled than we are just like we're their guy if they need uh help with a party remember when you and i were out and that lady said that she wanted you to dj or party or whatever it was yeah yeah uh her wedding or her wedding yeah yeah yeah i i understand that i get it but this is i don't think this is that big of a deal and

I did my research on TikTok and I don't I think I'll be okay so I have this bump and you can only really see it if I bend well no you can see it if my wrist is straight too I never really noticed that but if I bend my wrist or if it's bent even a little I have this lump like a cyst? Is that what it is? I mean going off a couple things that I saw on the internet so I don't know

don't ever do that because they always say cancer

Well, no, I had one on my cyst. Or I have my cyst. I had a cyst on my cyst. I had a cyst on my wrist. Did you? Same spot. I really did. It's like Dr. Seuss. On my right wrist.

What did you do to take care of it?

Because what else? Well, okay. You tell me what TikTok says, and I'll tell you how I got rid of mine.

I saw a few TikToks. I went down a rabbit hole of TikToks and saw that if you take a large book, like a huge book, and just slam it down on it, it will literally just go away. Now, it might come back, but it'll go away for the time being.

That's actually very true, by the way. So I accidentally slipped and fell on the ice. This was years ago when I was in high school, and I smacked it so hard that it disappeared. It did end up coming back, and then I had to go to the doctor, and they stick a needle in it and drain it. But I feel like I remember somebody telling me to just grab a heavy book and smash it to pop it.

Did you ever try that or no?

No, because I really did slam it when I fell on the ice, and it went away, like immediately. And has it come back since? It hasn't. It came back the second time, got it drained, and then that was it.

Oh, drained.

It's so gross. I know that word's so disgusting.

Do you ever just do, like, see, that doesn't seem like it's that big of a deal. It seems like something that I could take care of myself, and I feel like everybody's got something like that where you're like, oh, I can fix that.

I personally, honestly, would think that I would not want to do anything to myself at all. Like medically. Like, I would understand if, Mike, if you said, yeah, I got a pipe that's leaking and I'm going to try to fix that thing. I'll figure out how to do it. I'll look at YouTube. But the medical thing of you, I mean, I guess if it was more than slamming a book or doing that whole thing.

It's going to hurt.

Like, the people that do, like, self-surgery and things to themselves. Yeah.

Yeah, but you ever seen, like, even, like, the pimple popping stuff where you're like, I could do that. If I get the tool, I could pop a big zit. You ever seen those, like, I don't even know what they are, though.

You got to get the little silver thing that has, like, the hole in the middle. Yes, yeah, yeah.

You can buy those online.

Yeah, Amazon.

Hey, Stephanie, what's up?

Hi. So, yeah, I had a similar cyst on my wrist over, like, exercising pretty much from, like, doing a lot of push-ups. And I actually had an appointment to go get it removed. My husband had a friend who's a doctor that can remove it. And when I looked at the procedure, it grossed me out. So I did the thing with the book. And I got the largest, like, textbook that I could find from my college years. and had my wrist on the side of the table. And I had, first it was my husband slamming it down, but he couldn't slam it down hard enough. So I really pissed off my mom and she slammed it down really hard and just dispersed.

And it never came back. Oh, really? You're lucky.

I like that you had to really piss her off in order to get it done, right?

Yeah, because she was not really, she didn't really want to do it. So I just had to like, I can't remember what I said, but I pissed her off and then she was like, give me that book. And then she slammed it down.

Now I want to know what you did to piss her off That would be even funnier

It's been a couple years ago so I can't really remember I think I said something to her That was offensive and she was just like She was irritated so she was like I want to do it And I was like look

So you no longer have the cyst But now you also don't have a relationship With your mom because of the comment that you made Probably Thanks Stephanie

Some people would say worth it

Hannah what's up?

Hi. How are you guys?

We're good. So Mike did it himself.

He did it himself. Well, I have a ganglion cyst. That's what it is. So I went to the doctor because I thought something else was wrong with me. But, yeah, they drained it. It was really nasty.

Yeah, that's not fun.

Yeah, so I still have it, unfortunately. This was last year, but it's wet down, so there's hope.

Maybe I'll just piss my wife off while we're driving, And I'll just be like, I'll just say things while we're driving on this road trip and just let her hit it with a book.

There you go. I just think, honestly, like after we just had a conversation with Shannon that make her go in and go get things checked out. And you, too, also another person that we were like, you have to go get things checked out. What does it take to call your doctor and just, or, you know, use the insurance that you pay for anyway?

Affordability. Oh, wait.

Well, but we're getting real technical about it. But still, though, it's like what it could be even worse if you would let it wait

Well, if you want it to go away for good like you do have to have it drained and in most cases not all cases

yeah she had her strain though and it came back so it didn't fix it yeah um but let's not use just hers as the example on this one okay um me looking for one excuse not to do something

uh all right so i got i want to do this as a topic because i think this could be a a good one it's mojo on the morning show i want to ask you what your scam is like what's the scam that you do because you know and this is different than the topic that we did of you know what are you doing to save money so yesterday i went to target and i was buying laundry detergent and we were chelsea wanted liquid tide okay okay and i'm you know talking to the guy at the target Actually, Megan, you heard me because we were on the phone at the time.

Yeah.

And the guy at the Target, I was saying to him, I'm like, hey, you know what's funny is I've gone like in my car. And when I got into my car, you know, the Tide liquid stuff will like fall over and it ends up, you know, spilling all over the place because the caps aren't tight. And he says to me, he goes, yeah, he goes, you know, we have a problem with that. And I go with the caps. And he goes, no, what people have been doing lately at Target, and I'm sure they're doing it at other stores too, and this is their scam to kind of make a little bit of money or not have to pay for something. They're buying liquid laundry detergent or softener. They buy it, go home, use it, and then they fill up the bottles with water or some other cheap liquid substance, a lot of times mixing it to make it look like it's actually the thing. and they return it and get their money back. And then what ends up happening is the stores are putting them back on the shelves and some people are going to use their laundry detergent and it's water that's inside of the thing. So I heard that and I go, wow, that's crazy. And I know we had that guy that called us up and says he kind of like shifts and does like a little mixture. Well, he's not putting water in it. No, I know.

He's filling his up all the way with the other laundry detergent in the store.

But now I'm thinking whenever I buy something like that, I'm opening it up ahead of time, and I'm looking inside to see exactly how much is in it.

I've never thought to do that, but yeah.

So I know that that's obviously a scam that's probably saving a person. Who knows? I mean, laundry detergent's expensive, but it depends on how much you're washing your clothes. What's your scam? What's the thing that you've been doing that nobody else knows about? We even have a voice disguiser machine. It's kind of like a little bit of confessions like we've done before in the past in our show and we did Confession Wednesday on the show where people will call up and give us a confession of something that they're doing that they haven't even told a friend about because they don't want their friend to judge them thinking that they're a scammer. I love this. The people who have scams that do scams, I kind of actually respect you.

I mean, some of them are like, that is genius. I can't do it, but it's genius.

Megan, not that I respect that they're doing the scam. I respect that they took the thought in to do the scam.

That there was creativity involved? Yes.

Like there was things that were going through their mind where they sat there and said, you know what, I'm going to buy this and then I'm going to return it with water inside. Yeah. How do you think of that?

Yeah, because you're not the guy that grabs the... I understand.

I would be the guy that grabs the one that's just the water. It's like I said, I'm not saying that the scam is good. I'm saying the thought of the scam is good. What's that?

I wasn't going to call you out, but now I am. I believe when this happened on the phone yesterday, I said, good for them. I said, good for that person. They flipped the system. And you said, how dare you? And then we go on the air and you go, I'm pretty proud of them. That was pretty smart. No, no, no. You scolded me for that yesterday.

You heard what I just said. I don't think that they should follow through with the scam. Just think of the scam. Come up with the scam. Just don't follow through with it. Remember, it's karma. We'll come back and bite you in the ass. Vanessa?

Yes.

All right. What's your scam? Hold on. I need, like, scam music or something like that, don't you think?

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. So there's an app called Fetch Rewards, and every time you go to the store, you scan your receipts, and you can get points based off of that, and then you get gift cards based on how many points you have. So I'll go to the store, buy all these products, and they run promotions. You get X amount of points if you buy Clorox products. So I go to the store, buy all these products, and then I turn around and return all the products, and I get a free Starbucks gift card every time.

How much is the Starbucks gift card for, usually?

It's like 5,000 points for like $5 or something like that.

Okay. But they don't ever check, huh? They don't ever come back to you and cancel your account.

Right. I had a lady ask me, she goes, why are you returning all these products? I'm like, well, I just don't really need them anymore.

I literally go from the checkout to the return.

Are you a good Christian woman? You don't sound like her.

Totally stopped very abruptly.

Jessica, what's your scam?

Good morning. I do not like paying for shipping, especially at places through Target where it's like a minimum of $35. Yes. So I'll add all of it to my cart. I'll match the limit And then I'll check out And then whatever I want shipped I'll have shipped But I'll cancel the other items Off of my order And then you'll get it still shipped for free

Wait, see, you know that They don't readjust it? No

I just had something delivered a couple days ago And I got $15 shipped to my house No shipping Wait, wait, wait, that's genius

How is it that they don't readjust it? They're smart at everything but they're not smart at that?

I do it all the time. Like for Target pickup, I'll just cancel items off the order and then the alternate items will be shipped for free.

Oh my God.

You need to become a Red Card member, by the way, because then you just get free shipping.

Oh, I am. Don't you just get it?

Or does it have to be $35? Maybe I just always want $35.

Well, no, when I do gift cards, sometimes I do it via gift cards, though.

Okay. Hey, real quick, Shannon's got a story to tell you about her Target shopping yesterday.

Okay. This has nothing to do with returns, though. This has everything to do with something that happened to me at the checkout. So I always go, most of the time I go to the Target that's in Troy, okay? And there's this sweet little old lady that they usually only have two checkouts open because they want you to use the self-scans or whatever. But I had so many things. I'm like, I have to go to the regular checkout. So I see the lady. I'm like, oh, I love her. Okay. Well, I was buying a bunch of stuff for my fiancee Wes's new apartment. So I had, like, new towels and bathroom rugs and kitchen organizers. And then I had bought one of those big fake potted trees, like from the Joanna Gaines section of Target. You know what I'm talking about? Oh, really? Yes. Yeah, it is. It's a good one. I'll post it. As this cashier was scanning everything, this sweet lady, and she's one of those cashiers that comments on all of your purchases. So it makes you feel good, but at the same time, you're like, this is taking forever. But she scans the fake tree, and she exclaims very loudly, oh, I love your bush. And then she caught herself, and she said, I mean, it's a tree. I'm sorry, your tree. The lady who was in line behind me caught my eye, and we were dying. This lady's so loud. It's like, I love your bush.

By the way, I got that as a drop note, too.

I love it, too. It's a good deal. I have the same one Buying this bush for somebody else

Thank you for the call, we appreciate that All for the bush

My vagina is angry

What's your scam? Let's go back to this now Hold on a second here Tori, are you there?

Yes, I'm here

What's your scam, Tori?

So I had a lot of events to go to last year And I would go on to Revolve and I would buy these really expensive dresses. I would fully wear them and put the tag back on. And then sometimes I would never even take the tag off. I would just stick it in. I'd wear it. Some of them were trashed, and I would return them. And I have never had an issue to always get the money back.

And you don't have to have a closet full of dresses you'll never wear again, right?

Exactly. I just need the dress for one event. And one of my friends was telling me about it, and I was like, that's genius. It's kind of messed up, but I'm here for it because, you know, you want a nice dress, but you don't want to have to keep it. And that's just what she taught me, and I started doing it, and it's never failed me.

And, again, you're a very good person, right? You pay your bills and everything else other than that. All right. Angel?

Yes.

What's your scam?

So Walmart makes you pay $9.99 a month Or a $79.99 yearly membership fee To have your groceries delivered free No charge, no extra shipping costs So every month, every 30 days You get a free trial for new members So for a year now, I've been a new member every 30 days See, that's smart

That's smart

I've heard that scam before with other places too You just kind of keep on making it And we talked about that with KP And the people that were trying to get the discount cards It's like the new customer discount cars.

Okay, I don't think Lydia can get this person on the phone, but this one was interesting to me. This listener, when she buys Honeycrisp apples, which are the best apples, by the way. Yes. But they are a little more expensive than the other apples. She removes the Honeycrisp apple stickers, replaces it with a cheaper apple sticker. Oh, my God. That's a lot of work. And when she checks out.

She gets charged for cheaper apples.

How much money are you saving to actually go through all that?

Oh, maybe she buys a lot of apples. Also, that's a straight-up theft.

Yeah, 100%. 110%.

That's what she does.

Well, Elena, what she's doing is also straight-up theft, too. What's your scam, Elena?

Yeah, my scam is occasionally at the grocery store. I will do the self-checkout and double up my item in my hand and just scan one of them. Get myself a BOGO. Wait. Oh, Elena, you're going to get busted. Now they have cameras right there.

But don't they also weigh it? Doesn't it also, you have to put it down on there and it has like a weight thing on there?

Well, not always. Occasionally you can get away with it with your smaller items. Stack them up like some blueberries. Looks like one cart.

Honestly, do you not think that karma, bad karma, is going to come your way for doing this? Or do you feel like it's your way to kind of justify the cost of everything that's going on right now?

Maybe, maybe. We'll see. Maybe that's why I have bad luck, Mojo.

I don't know. You know what's funny is that, and I'm not, listen, I'm not going to judge because I said I wasn't going to judge at all. But I always feel, maybe it's the Catholic guilt I have in me from going to 12 years of Catholic school. But I always feel like I'm going to end up getting, like, cancer because of that. Like, I know that sounds crazy, but I always feel like the worst thing is going to happen to me. And it's going to be on the table when the doctor says you got cancer. I'm going to go, I should have just bought that other item. You know?

Damn Honeycrisp.

Right. All right. Thank you for the call. Question. Would you guys tell on someone, if you saw a person at Kroger taking the stickers off and moving the stickers? Honestly, no. Would you tell on them or would you mind your own biz? I would mind my own biz. Yeah. Probably not the right answer, but I wouldn't be telling them.

I was going to say, if anybody from Kroger is listening, I would definitely, but...

Rachel from Kroger, I want you to know I would be the Kroger police on that one. I would. I'm the voice of the loudspeaker system.

You'd be the first one of all of us to just turn around and walk away. My phone's got to be...

Hey, to the person, I see you changing your apples. I'm going to actually do that. I'm going to see if they'll let me throw that in there. Do not change your stickers. Do not double scan. All right, Mojo in the Morning. You know what we should do, Lydia? Let's get some Naughty Moms in. Another chance for you to win a Naughty Moms Night Out on May the 12th at the Daxton Hotel. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Let's look for the 95th caller and a chance to go to our Naughty Moms Night Out. 95th caller. 844-665-6548. 844-MOJO-LIVE. We're going to give you passes to the Naughty Moms Night Out and qualify you for the hotel stay. Every week we give away a hotel stay to one of the week's winners, and it's the beautiful hotel, which, by the way, they were telling me yesterday, they said that the hotel is filling up for the 12th, and obviously we still have the giveaways, but the rooms that you, you know, if you win to get in and you want to get a room, those rooms might be gone soon. So you've got to go and go to daxtonhotel.com and use the promo code MOJO for a discount rate on that day. That's one of those ones where it's like, remember you've talking about, you know, always wanting to get like the code. What's the promo code to get you like discounts and things like that? Yeah, discount code, promo code. I had two people say to me the other day That they have A family coming in town For that weekend and they used our promo code They're not even going to our Naughty Moms at all I'm like wait a second

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Oh, wait.

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Two.

Mom of two.

Congrats, Molly. Oh, my gosh. Thank you.

Molly, what are the two angels' names?

Madison and Marcus.

Aw. And do we love them, or do we want them to kind of give you a little bit of a break?

Both.

Yeah. Can I go with both? I get it. No. And you know what? This is the time to.

You're gearing up towards summer. It's the end of the school years and stuff for a lot of these moms that are dealing with that. And I don't know how old your kids are. Are they school age?

They are. They're 11 and 9. So they're in 5th and 3rd grade.

Are you just done with any kind of schoolwork, homework, or any kind of activities at school? Are you at the point now where you just kind of either do the homework yourself or just let them blow it off?

yeah we i try my best to make sure they do ever like while i'm cooking dinner to do their homework at the table so i can still watch them and make sure that they're doing it yeah um but i definitely went on my daughter's field trip on monday and i was with 65th graders for 11 hours at out at a camp in jackson and let me tell you i was like i should not be doing this i mean at some point

You just sit there and you just go, why was I not, what is it called, a dink? Isn't that what it's called? Isn't it a dink? Dual income, no kids. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Why did I not dink this thing? You've never heard that? I've never heard that.

Growing in popularity, by the way.

Yeah, they said that there are more and more people choosing to be dinks.

Yeah, who's my double?

I need my D.

Yeah. I thought it was. But I understand it. You know what it is? It's the time of the year. It's this time of the year where the weather craps out on us. We haven't seen the sun in, you know, days. And your kids come home with dumb work, you know, where you're like, okay, I get it. My kid's not that great. They're not going to end up being, you know, Einstein or the President of the United States. Let's just let them have a summertime right now, right?

Yeah, I know. And they still have until June here, so.

Oh, no. All right. Well, here's the deal. You're going to have a break. The Friday before Mother's Day, May the 12th, you're coming to Naughty Mom's Night Out with a friend. You're qualified for the hotel stay, too. If you don't win it, I suggest that you guys get a room at the Daxton Hotel. And if you do, go to daxtonhotel.com or call the reservation line at the Daxton Hotel and use the promo code MOJO for a special rate, okay?

All right, perfect. Thank you so much.

Have you ever partied with us? Have you ever been out with any of us?

I have not. but I've been listening to you since I was in high school. It's been a very long time.

So you've heard then in the past, you remember the Naughty Moms Night Outs that we would have back in the day?

Yes.

Okay, so it gets, like, nutty, like what people will do at these Naughty Moms Night Outs. Now, I'm not going to generally say that we're going to allow that to happen at the Daxton because this is kind of a fancy hotel, but I promise you this, we'll take care of you enough that at the end of the night, either we'll make sure you get into an Uber or we'll get you in the elevator to go up to your room, and then the rest is all yours, all right?

I am here with it.

All right. Have a great day. Thanks so much. We want to honor all the moms with Naughty Moms Night Out. More chances coming up. Thanks for listening to us. And not your better judgment. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning is Dirty on the 30. Oh. What do we got here? Oh, I wanted to tease something before you get into the dirty. Yeah. Our Only Fans contest. We got to audition some new crazed listeners for a chance to win some free cash. We brought that up yesterday on the show.

And we gave you a task.

Yes.

And the task was to continuously read without stopping for our entire commercial free, the entire commercial free portion of this show. Everybody poops.

We got a couple contestants from yesterday's show.

There's one guy I really like.

We'll get some new ones coming up here in a little bit. What do you got trending in the dirty?

Okay, another angry Morgan Wallen fan. So yesterday I told you about the woman who's about to sue because she's upset that he canceled his show in Mississippi like minutes, true minutes, before he was supposed to go on stage. And she's trying to turn that into a class action. And this morning, another woman, she is demanding that Morgan pay her nearly $4,000 for abruptly canceling his show. Now, this woman's name is Mandy Walker-Nolan. She attended that show in Mississippi, same show with her husband. She later posted a Facebook status tagging Morgan Wallen and expressing her wish that he pay for everything from their outfits to gas. She wrote, since you're offering refunds, here's our itemized bill for you. Her expenses rundown includes the couple's $560 hotel bill, her outfit, which cost $120, dinner, $235. They went to like a steakhouse. And then several other high-priced items, totaling a whopping $3,982 for the night that didn't end the way that they wanted it to because Morgan Wallen never got up on stage. She concluded her post by including...

her cash app and then a snide a snide excuse me comment saying she'll expect her payment tomorrow

thanks bro well no response from morgan or his team i'm so torn by this because we preach all the time about taking care of yourself and mental health and nobody knows what happened here if it really was a medical situation or if the rumors were somewhat true based on his behavior previously in the day and the day before but i'm so torn because there is a take care of yourself but there's also it's so unaffordable now to go to these shows these are vacations for people for one night and when you take that away you take away the opportunity for some people to experience that even in the future to replan to come back to whenever you reschedule it yeah so it's it's this weird like i think artists are going to realize that their tickets are not going to sell the way they want to because people can't risk it yeah the bottom line is they definitely need to lower

the price of these tours like morgan wallen taylor swift the big ones that are going you know the tickets are going well over what they should be going for but also the artist needs to be better at informing the fans of what's going on and honestly i'm surprised he hasn't come out on his social media or have his people come out and just say hey guys we're dealing with something

right now well and i think residencies are becoming more and more popular i mean look at the ones in Vegas, or even Harry Styles where he only did four cities in the U.S. and then just did ten nights there. So now you're asking people for flights, for a hotel route? These are big asks for you to not show up.

By the way, my favorite gossip blogger, DeMoy, somebody asked her if we should be worried that Morgan Wallen is going to cancel the rest of this tour if this is an alcohol issue. And her response was, maybe it's time to be worried. I don't know what inside info, you know, is going on there, but we'll kind of keep tabs on that one. Miley Cyrus fans believe she secretly leaked an album and TikTok appears to have found it. Yes, she did. So the album tracks sound like a mixture of Miley's scrapped songs. It's called Down With Me. It was released under the name, not Miley Cyrus, but Clara Pierce. I don't know if there's any significance to that name. It was leaked back on March 10th, which coincidentally, or not coincidentally, was the exact same day that Miley dropped her last LP, Endless Summer Vacation. So people in the comments quickly recognized a few tracks as unreleased songs from her Bangers and Dead Pets album eras.

I'm interested to know if this is true. Miley Cyrus is in her Hannah Montana era. Yeah, I don't know. I'm trying to get some more info about this one.

I tried to look up Clara Pierce, and I went to ClaraPierce.com, and it's an actual girl who does a blog or whatever, and the first thing it says on it is, sorry, I'm not Miley. Oh, interesting, yeah.

Halsey and her producer boyfriend are no more. Alev, Aiden, excuse me, and Halsey, I'm calling it quits. She is seeking primary physical custody of their one-year-old son, Ender, and I don't think there's any drama here. Everybody's telling me it's very amicable, so no cheating scandal or anything like that. They were together for more than three years, though. And lastly, Matthew McConaughey is being slammed after his self-help seminar very apparently became a sales pitch for a very, very expensive life coach course, $4,500 expensive. The Oscar-winning actor hosted this webinar on Monday, during which he played the bongos, and he was offering advice about self-care and self-improvement before presenting this program called Road Trip the Highway to More. He was joined by motivational speaker Tony Robbins. They rolled out this eight-week package, and the course claims to help people live up to their full potential but viewers are saying this was a shameful attempt to catch you know to cash in and make some money here money that a lot of people can't afford to pay that he had promoted the seminar and asked you know his fans be cool to your future self and so up there's going to be a lot of good info here and then laid out the groundwork for everybody to fork over forty five hundred dollars to participate in this motivational program for all of today's dirty check out the dirty page on mojointhemorning.com. Hey, this is Matthew McConnell. Hey, you're waking up with

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Morning's Dirty on the 30. Mojo in the Morning Show. It's a question that probably could get you an answer that you really don't want to hear. And I don't necessarily know what's the better answer.

on this whole thing but uh i want to do a share with you guys this question to go ask your wonderful significant others okay oh no um question for chelsea last night when i said to chelsea i want to know the honest answer where do you find me sexier naked or clothed as I was honestly not preparing for any kind of a sexual thing, I was actually preparing to go to bed, and I was trying to figure out exactly, you know, what her response would be. And her response was pure Chelsea. Her response was purely, it depends on what you're wearing. What did you want it to be? Well, I'm perfectly honest with you. Hold on a second. Hello? Is this dialing my wife? I think it is. I think I'm dialing her. I tried to do it by memory. Chelsea? Hi. How you doing? How are you? Good. This is my wife, everybody. Chelsea. Hi, Chelsea. Say hello to her. Hello. She's a wonderful lady. No, so I wanted it to be, Mike, the response that I would want to be would be everybody would like to be naked, you know, or would like to know that their spouse finds them sexy naked. But I could understand that I am not the best looking naked person. You would attest to that, wouldn't you, Chels?

Oh, my God.

Be honest.

Naked.

you can say you can say am i am i the best looking man you've ever seen naked

oh my lord go ahead no no no no i'm not answering that question are you sure

no no no no no no no to be fair every woman's answer would be no and we've all seen 50 shades of gray with no matter who your significant other is yeah chris hemler but he exists in real life

Okay, so here's the thing that I want to know from our listeners. What do you find your spouse sexier in? Naked, nothing, or clothes? Where do you find them sexy? And it could be something specific. Because I'll be honest with you, Chelsea, if it were up to me, you'd be naked all day. I would want you literally just walking around naked.

well that would be frightening frightening for who

frightening for don't you love your own

anyone with eyes

no no no because I'll go on record that you're my favorite naked lady that I've ever seen

naked lady

I'm sorry woman now we're supposed to call you woman but I will say this that if you're a guy and if you're a guy you probably want to see your you know your girl naked but do all women want to see their guys naked or vice versa do all guys want to see their women naked are there certain things because the other thing too is and this could be the case where in regards to chelsea when chelsea wears a pair certain types of jeans like when you have a pair of ripped jeans on and like a white t-shirt chelsea like a faded pair of ripped jeans and a white t-shirt i just want to like have sex with you right there through the

jeans that that would be my answer i love seeing was naked don't get me wrong but when he wears jeans and this very certain black t-shirt and a beanie i'm done you're into it i'm not he wears a beanie yeah do you want a beanie no it's a beanie like a hat like a like a winter hat oh

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like one of the stocking hands. Okay. I was going to say, I thought you meant like a French beanie.

That's a beret.

A beret. Okay, okay. I was thinking of the wrong thing. That would be strange. Comments from listeners, comments from you guys. Thoughts on this one. Mike, you can tell us, what do you think Allie would say? Maybe we can call Allie, too. Is she available at this time?

I would love to know the answer to that. I don't know what she would say, honestly. I don't think it's naked by any means, but I wonder if it's a specific Outfit now Now that you've mentioned specific things I don't know if there's Because I would wear that every day If I knew what it was What about you with Sweet Allie? Naked Fully naked all the time Or just a t-shirt and some sexy underwear But otherwise Like an oversized t-shirt But naked mostly

We're party lining with Mike's wife right now Okay? Hold on a second here We're going to ask Allie The question Or actually Mike you should ask the question because me asking her this question might come off a little bit weird. It'd be like you asking Chelsea the question.

Yeah, that's fair. Ooh, that's our front door. It needs some WD-40. Let's see if...

Nobody's sneaking in or out of your house.

That is, yeah. By the way, that's the ring alarm system for us. Would she answer the phone, or what do you think?

She's at work, but she should. I mean, she's at work.

We'll come up. I think it comes up as I heard radio.

Please, please.

Okay. You know what? Text her and ask her if she'll join us, and then we'll have Lydia call back after I grab a couple calls. Staff, are you there?

Yeah. Hi, Mojo. Good morning, guys.

Good morning. How are you?

Good. So, actually, Mojo, I actually like my husband in both because he's a teddy bear. And anytime he wears any kind of clothing, I don't care if it's just jeans and a shirt. I just lust after my husband so much that I'm like, dude, you can be naked or you can be clothed. And even when we're out in public, I literally just wrap my legs and arms around him that much.

Wow. By the way, he's not out in public naked, though, is he?

Oh, God, no. I would kill him if he did that.

What do you think he would say for you? Would he say that he wants to see you clothed or naked?

well with him uh he likes the fact that i like to dress up because i like to cosplay a lot so he loves it when i you know dress up in nice outfits for him at home and even in public when i wear certain kind of outfits he just looks at me then he looks at other guys around like don't

stare at my woman because that's all mine i like it yeah yeah that's good uh don't stare at my

woman either right chelsea yeah yeah dana what's going on hey um hey good hey you guys good morning good morning dana no i was just saying in general i don't know if it's uh other ladies but in general for me it's just it's what you do it's not i mean obviously if you see hot teeny guys with nice bodies it's it's nice but it's just it's what you do so it's just like a lot of times they'll just be doing regular things but and and you know it does nothing for me but it's just certain ways that they move when they're doing certain things. Clothed or unclothed? What do you like it?

Unclothed I'm talking about. Okay so what is it that you want him to do? Like

I mean as in it could be just a little you know if they know you're looking and he like you know they'll do certain things. He swings it back and forth like an elephant.

little helicopter going on there i wouldn't say 100% naked but i'm just saying you know like

yeah just yeah just show it off a little bit yeah mary uh clothe their naked with your guy

hi good morning morning good morning um i say clothes but that's because my husband's in the

marine corps oh yeah and i love seeing him in his uniform a man in military yes right yes

Exactly. I mean, I used to be in the military, too, so I saw them all the time, but my man looked better, so.

I love it. Thank you for his service. We appreciate that. Please thank him for us.

Thank you for your service. Yes. Well, thank you. You guys have a great day.

Take care of yourself. Melissa.

Hey, good morning. Happy home day.

Hey, what's happening? How you doing?

I'm good. So I just wanted to say gray sweatpants are where it's at. When my wife wears these gray sweatpants, her butt looks amazing. And for anybody else, if you've seen someone in gray sweatpants, those are the winning clothing.

Isn't that wild? That was our COVID outfit that we were all wearing, right?

Yes. And they are so ratty. They have paint stains on them. The bottoms are all ripped. But those, I beg her to wear those sweatpants.

Yeah. Derek, what's happening? Clothed or unclothed for your lady? Derek?

Oh, hi, Mojo. Hey, it's closed when she wears sundresses or when we go to country concerts. The flannel cowboy hat. Oh, okay. It does it for you. Nice and tight.

Sundresses, by the way, just make a guy go crazy. It doesn't make a difference who's wearing that sundress. It could be Mike wearing the sundress.

I'll show you. We go crazy. I don't know about that one. Well, you haven't seen it yet. Mike's a good-looking guy. Mike is a good-looking guy.

You should see him in a sundress.

I text my wife. She can't answer the phone right now because she's working. I said naked or dressed and then specific outfit. She did not say naked. She said backwards hat and a swim trunk, but the shorty short swim trunks, a little tan, and then chasing after the kids.

Oh, that was very specific. I love it.

Chasing after the kids. Because, Chelsea, you told me that one time. You say that when I'm with the boys and taking care of the boys, that that's when you usually find me the most attractive.

Absolutely. And Allie's being very smart because I'm going to Florida.

Oh, that's right. Yeah.

She just set up that whole vacation. Yes, she did.

That is so awesome.

All right, well, thank you, Chelsea. We'll talk to you later, okay? All right, we'll see you. Megan, I feel bad you were kind of left out of this topic. What do you like better, Mike and I, clothed or naked? Which one?

What if I was like, perfect song, Girls and Players 2, naked. Let's make things weird. No clothes, obviously.

Five Lies Tell Your Mom is coming up next. Lydia, how's this batch look of our Mojo in the Morning contestants for OnlyFans?

Oh, you're going to love them.

Really? As much as we loved last callers they called in?

We'll have to see about that one.

All right. Okay. Well, then let's see what we got here. So we got some listeners that are willing to do a little challenge. The good part about this challenge is there's money that is accompanied with it. The other thing is that you can become infamous on the show. If you're really good, we'll make you a misfit. And so you'll become one of our newest misfits. And it doesn't take very much time. It's like an hour's worth of work for, you know, money. Delina is on with us right now. Delina, hello.

Hi, Mojo.

Hi.

Good morning.

Delina sounds very attractive here. Delina, where are you from?

I'm from Albania.

Oh, my God. All the way from Albania. Will you be able to reach us and get to Farmington Hills, Michigan, 48304? I don't know what the answer is. 48331. 48331. Will you be able to get here by Friday?

I will because I'm in Madison Heights right now.

Oh, okay. All right. So you're not necessarily in Albania now. No. You're not here. Well, Albanian women are gorgeous. Thank you. They're brothers and husbands. I hope that they don't get mad at me for saying that.

They're crazy.

have you ever read the book everybody poops

no I haven't but I'm willing to read and poop for 1,000 hours we're not requiring you to poop while reading

let me explain to the listeners that haven't heard what we're doing it's our OnlyFans, we're just like OnlyFans we have you take on a little bit of a task we'll pay you for it, the task is not dirty, except for you're going to have to sit on a toilet reading the book Everybody Poops for an hour during our show to our listeners on Facebook Live, and if you do, we'll pay you. What kind of money would you want for this?

$1,000. Oh my gosh, she's expensive.

Yeah, you are expensive. What are you going to use that $1,000 for?

I'm looking to buy a house right now. Oh, okay. I'm a single mom, so that's going to go towards that. Okay. Alright, then

you might have to do more than just read that for $1,000. There were some people yesterday that said that they would do it for only like $100 or $200 or $500. That's a lot less than $1,000. Why would we want to pick Delina unless – do we see what Delina looks like? Maybe she's really attractive. You know what? You could be like so hot that – you know how people always follow just hot people on TikTok? It's like everybody always follows this guy Brew in the radio, and it's because he's a good-looking guy.

He's a good-looking guy, yeah.

I mean, I don't necessarily want to crack on Brew because I like him and I tried to hire him on our show. But to be perfectly honest with you, he's got millions of followers on TikTok. And I'm telling you, if you looked like me, he'd have 0.0. You know, he's got great looks. But maybe that would get us a lot of people to check this out. All right. Maybe it's worth $1,000. Hold on one second. Hold on, Delina.

Okay.

I like her.

I like her accent, too. Just to hear her accent of her reading. I know. Marvin. Let's go to Marvin here.

Hi, Marvin. How you doing?

Marvin. Tell us a little bit about yourself, Marvin. It says here you're 21 years old. What do you do?

I'm a salesman.

What do you sell? Weed?

No, no. Electrical parts.

Okay.

For like construction companies, landscape companies, stuff like that.

And have you ever gone to the toilet and brought a book in with you? Or are you more of a phone kind of a guy reading your phone?

I'm more of a phone kind of guy, but I'd be on TikTok. Oh, yeah.

That's how I am, too. I'm just on my phone the whole time. And how much money would you charge on OnlyFans, Mojo's OnlyFans, to do this?

Give me $500 and I'll do it.

You know what? That's $500 cheaper than Delina.

off. You're on sale.

Are you better looking than a hot Albanian woman?

I don't know. I'm pretty damn good looking, though. Okay. I like this confidence. And we have a lot of

female listeners that like to look at female

guys. No, I said this yesterday. You have to be willing to do the good voices.

Let's hear a good... voice that you have like that you could do everybody just can't just be monotone yeah just say monica no no she said monotone no just say just say uh your name your name first and last name and some kind of a special voice uh my name is marvin benjamin and i'm a children okay doesn't sound like all right hold on one second hold on do it do it in a british accent Let me hear you in a British accent.

My name is Marvin, and I'm from Britain. Oh, that's not good.

All right, hold on. What's that going on?

I can do Indian. I can do Indian. I'm very good at Indian.

Okay. Without being racist, let's do it.

Okay.

What are you doing today, Chef? I am his husband. My name is Marvin. All right. That's way better than your British accent.

I mean, if you changed up the book a little bit and started going around the world with everybody poops, that would be kind of fun. Yeah. Like, we're going to do it in different countries. That could be neat. $500, he says. Emma says she'll go to $450.

Oh, man.

And she would drive all the way up from Toledo to do this. Is that right?

Yeah.

Tell us about you, Emma.

My name's Emma Michaels. Because it was disgusting before, I feel like all hot girls have IBS. So I think I've read this story. If this is a story I'm thinking of, I think my little cousin has it. And it kind of starts off with all living things eat. Yep, you know it. You know it well. So that means poop

I like her attitude already She's got fun personality What do you do?

I am a waitress right now I work at a country club and a winery So I mean having a personality Is kind of required

What country club do you work at?

I work at Heatherdown's Country Club Right now

Is it close to Toledo? Is it a nice place?

Coast to Miami.

Coast to Miami. It's right by you where you live, Megan?

Yeah.

All right. Well, you know what? That's actually a good person to have on our side. Last time somebody called from Inverness, I got a free tea time. So that was nice.

That's awesome.

All right. So hang on one second. You sound like you're fun, and you also know what it's like to sit on a toilet for over an hour.

She knows the content of the book. She's familiar.

All right. All right. Hang on one second, okay? All right. So we got $1,000, $500. Jackie's going cheap. She's selling herself cheap.

She's doing the $1, Bob.

How much money, Jackie, are you willing to read Everybody Poops for an hour on a toilet for?

I am willing to do $100 and a pair of Drake tickets.

Oh, that's smart. You know what? You are so smart. You're so smart.

Drake tickets are very expensive right now. They're very hard to get, but we do have a stack of them. Possibly. Tell us about you. Sell yourself.

Okay, well, let's see. My name is Jackie. I live in Rochester Hills. I am 49. Everybody says I don't look a day over 21.

Okay.

And if I'm willing to sit on the toilet for two hours on Facebook, I can do an hour reading a book for $100 and some Drake tickets. Okay. All right. And maybe I might be able to find a date, too. I look for a date. So if I can sit on the toilet for an hour, get some tickets, some cash, and a date, I'm for it.

You know what? I like her attitude. I honestly... I like your attitude.

She has this very planned out.

Yes.

You know what you want, and you're going to get it.

Would you find a date on Facebook, then, while you're reading the Everybody Poops?

Hey, if that's what it takes, I'll do it. I don't care. I'm for it. I'm about to turn 50 next month, so I am ready to just go out, live my life, have fun. Like I said, if I have to sit on the toilet for an hour to find me a date, Mojo, I owe it all to y'all.

You know what? You might be my favorite out of all of them. I do like Delina, though, the Albanian girl. I do, too. She was good.

And I liked our contestant from Toledo, Emma.

Emma was great, too. Oh. Marvin. Sorry, Marvin. Sorry, Marvin. I got to let you go, buddy. I don't think that this is a chance, buddy. Keep working on those accents, okay? Yeah.

Oh, my Marvin.

Unless you want to go on a date with Jackie, Marvin. I'm good. I don't know.

He said that, yeah. My girlfriend's listening right now. Yeah, you don't want that to happen.

All right, well, here's the deal. We got some good contestants. Let's get everybody that we got as a possibility up here. Delina, Emma, and Jackie. You guys there?

Yeah, I'm here. Delina.

Delina. I didn't say it with enough Delina.

You're saying it's really good, actually.

Jackie I gotta say it with Jackie And we by the way there's People texting in right now single guys Texting in right now saying if Jackie gets Drake tickets They would go with you on a date to the Drake concert

Oh, really? I bet they would.

All right. All three of you guys are possibilities for this. So our producers will talk to you off the air. Yesterday we had some good ones, too, so we're not promising anything, but we also got to do another round tomorrow. All right? How about this? Tomorrow morning you guys are coming on the air, and we're going to audition you for this.

Oh, sounds like a plan. Yeah, I mean.

And Delina, you might have to negotiate with us because $1,000 is a lot of money. I know that you need this for a down payment for that house. I will. But a grand, I mean, seriously, you may have to come up with some reasons why $1,000 is your price, all right? Okay. Is this what it's like on OnlyFans? Like, if I go on OnlyFans and I want, you know, like, you know, a girl to do something, you know, for me, all right, or you want to go. Yeah.

Fiverr.

What does that mean?

What? Fiverr is a website where you could essentially do anything for $5.

Oh, really? That's like five and under? Oh, wow. Or five below?

I love five below, guys. Yeah, that's how the format started. Now you can pay for art and stuff like that and pay more than $5, but essentially you could pay anybody to do anything for $5. But is this how

does anybody know, is this how OnlyFans goes, where you negotiate?

Or is there a set price menu or whatever?

How does that work?

I've never been on OnlyFans. Truly, I don't know.

I almost feel like...

I love sitting down and being like, what delicacies am I going to purchase today? Like a menu.

This is what I offer. This is the price. Or can you say, I'll give you 20 bucks.

I would only be able to pick a normal menu. The ones with pictures. That's the only one I would be able to do. I'm contemplating that I might need to get an OnlyFans account for radio show research. That's going to go over real well. Remember the time that I got a Pornhub account? because the only way we could get the audio from that, who was the reality star that was on there? Farrah Abraham, wasn't it?

Yes. Oh, yeah.

I had to get a Pornhub account back in the day, and that was my way of telling Chelsea that we had to have the Pornhub account.

Why would you do that for Farrah Abraham?

Because she was huge in the news, and the only way we could get the pictures to post was by doing that.

Oh, my God. Gross.

Hold on. I agree. Ladies, I'm going to add somebody. Rachel's on with us right now to give us explanation on OnlyFans negotiation. Hi, Rachel.

Hi, Mojo. So, yes, that is how it works. For example, a guy would message me and be like, I'll give you $1,000 to pee in my mouth. Oh, okay.

Wow.

Yep, that's how it works.

That doesn't sound like something I would ever even put a dollar amount

on. So, they named the price You don't name the price?

Yeah, so I have two of them. I have my one that's free, but you have to pay per post. And then my VIP one, it's $25.99 a month, and you can see all of it, you know what I mean, for free, because you're paying that $25.99 per month.

Wow.

But if they want extras, you know, such as.

Ah, yeah, don't say anymore, because I had to dump that one. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, don't.

But that's how it works.

Yes. So if they want extras, so for Delina then, who's wanting $1,000, she's got to come up with something extra other than sit on a toilet and read the book Everybody Poops.

Correct.

Yes. Like maybe you need to have like clown makeup on with a clown wig or something. I don't know. Something.

Something like that. Yeah. Something like that.

Can I ask you a question in a non-sexual way, Rachel? um what is the funniest thing that somebody asked you to do that uh that you were like

what the hell oh god the one that i had mentioned in the first yeah don't say that again yeah but yeah yeah and i was like yeah absolutely not not even for five grand though did they did they ask

you to do it with tlc's waterfalls uh playing in the background or some kind of a water

Some have, yeah. Some have asked. Yeah.

Choose the music that you're accompanying. All right. Thank you for the call, Rachel. Appreciate it.

You guys take care.

She's making so much money on OnlyFans, she didn't want to enter the contest. Did you notice that? Yeah, no, yeah. Isn't that amazing? Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. All right. What do you got in this hour's Dirty on the 30, Shannon?

Well, this Ed Sheeran story is big because today is going to be another day. back in court for everybody ed getting grilled on the stand yesterday in this federal lawsuit accusing him of copyright infringement and the accusation here is that he ripped off Marvin Gaye's song let's get it on we've all heard that

For this song, Thinking Out Loud. And the smoking gun in this case, at least as it was brought up yesterday, is a video, a fan video of Ed performing this song in 2014. He was doing a show in Switzerland and then mashing it up, like going right into Let's Get It On. So lawyers yesterday were saying, well, that's a confession right there. He knows the song sounds so similar. He mashed him up and did it back to back. So he gets called to the stand by lawyers for the opposing legal team. And he downplayed the significance of doing this. And he's like, look, I do this all the time. I mash up songs all the time. And he argued that the chord progression in question here, one, three, four, five, if you're a musician, you get it. It's very, very, very popular. It's especially common in pop songs. And that allows artists to often mash songs together. He mentioned the Beatles, Let It Be, is one that a lot of people will do. And he said when you're playing a song live and it fits the same key, most pop songs revolve in the same three or four chords. It makes it just so easy to do this. And his attorney came forward and said from Buddy Holly to the Beach Boys to the Bee Gees to Elton John, they have all used that same chord progression before Ed Townsend did. Ed Townsend was the co-writer on Marvin Gaye's Let's Get It On. So experts for both sides expected to take the stand again today. So we'll have more details for you tomorrow. Nick Cannon says he was giving the blessing to share with the public that his buddy, Jamie Foxx, is doing much better after spending some time in the hospital for suffering an unknown medical complication.

I've literally been saying prayers out loud, words of affirmation from my big brother. And so much, I know he's doing so much better because it's definitely where I was reluctant to go all the way there and even talk about it, but he gave me the blessing. So it's a beautiful thing. He's awake and, you know, they say he's alert. So we love it.

Olivia Wilde wants Emily Ratajkowski to keep her name out of her mouth. And she thinks she should re-examine her dating life, quote unquote, after Emily told Vogue Spain in an interview that she feels bad for Olivia. That's a Will Smith line. Sure is. Keep my wife's name out of your mother's mouth. Yeah, so she told Vague that she feels bad for Olivia ever since Emily's sloppy smooch with Harry Styles went viral. Well, that comment didn't rob Olivia the right way. A source telling me Emily should not feel bad for Olivia. Emily should really just focus on being a mom and never, ever mention Olivia's name again, ever. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. And lastly, did all of you guys watch Full House back in the day? Mm-hmm. When it was on? Yep. Okay. So, John Stamos, a.k.a. Uncle Jesse, coming forward with this little bit of gossip. Did you know that he was responsible for temporarily firing the Olsen twins in the early stages of Full House? He appeared on the Good Guys podcast this week.

We're doing that scene, I don't know if there was a...

This is from the pilot, by the way. Joey and I were changing the baby, right?

And we didn't know, and Danny's gone, and so said, take care of the kids. Yeah, we got it, we got it, you know. And we didn't. And so we're carrying the baby downstairs And I think I was holding her in the armpits And Dave was holding her little feet And we'd take her in the kitchen And we'd hose her down And fan her, fan her, put a fan on her We'd wrap her up in paper towels and stuck her She was great Both of them They wanted to be anywhere else but there And so did I Because they were 11 months old They were 11 months old and God bless them And they kept switching this one This one's not going to cry I couldn't deal with it And I said, this is not going to work, guys. And I screamed at 10 times. I said, get rid of them. I can't work like this.

So producers actually did get rid of them. And they hired two little redheaded kids who it just, it didn't work out. So Uncle Jesse said, bring them back.

But did they know? Well, they were 11 months. How did they know? No, but I mean, did the parents know that they had been released? I don't know. Wow, that's a crazy thing to hear. I mean, I think it was, you know, it was a day or something. Then we tried the other kids. It didn't work. I don't know about it. But wow. And now they own this building. Yeah. Right? Isn't that amazing?

They did okay. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com. Uncle Jesse. Isn't that unbelievable? Oh, my God. Yes.

He still looks like.

He gets better and better.

She.

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Mojo in the Morning Show. Still to come, a chance for you to get your bills paid. We're going to give you $1,000. What did you just do?

Did you just see that?

Holy cow. That was like. Oh, my God.

I needed to move my microphone over. I just hit myself in the jaw so hard.

She literally almost knocked her front teeth out doing that.

I could use some new ones. I actually wish I would have done that. These have been fake since fourth grade. Oh, geez.

Um, Megan, uh, got herself into, uh, a little bit of an accident and, uh, what did you do? Was this this weekend that this happened?

Yeah. And I'm actually really upset, um, at my dad and my brother, because if you don't know, you guys should all feel really bad for me because I am the victim of bullying and, um, extreme harassment from one Scott Mick and one Sean Mick, especially when they are together.

It's not bullying and harassment when they're your brother and your dad. Nope.

I don't think that's how the law works.

You've heard of cosplay? That's called family play.

Nope. I don't. Let's not. Don't do that. Tell your story quickly, please. Just move past this. Okay. So when my dad and my brother are together, the worst of both of them comes out. And I get ganged up on a lot. And I had decided, you know, we had some open plans this weekend. I said, everybody hop in my car, let's head on over to the Toledo Museum of Art. I think that would be fun. Let's go spend some time together. That was a huge mistake. A huge mistake. Not because of the museum, I love the museum, but because the two of them in the car started talking about how bad of a driver I am, which, to be fair, yes, I did get into a lot of accidents when I was 16, okay? I have been driving for 15 years, and I haven't been that bad of a driver recently. definitely at the beginning it was like bumper cars and much better now and they were talking about how I hit everything they said ladies and gentlemen I have had my car since the the good lord's year of 2018 I had to think about it I was trying to stall 2018 is when I got my car I've never been in an accident in this car so for the past five years I have not hit anything and I'm going off about how I'm not that bad of a driver and you need to stop doing this and yada yada And I'm upset, and I'm pulling into a parking space in a parking garage where I, as I'm talking about, please leave me alone, I'm not that bad, this is ridiculous, I hit the wall.

Oh, geez. That's why you don't do that.

And immediately, I hit something, and I blame the boys.

People who do that all the time, like, if you verbally say, I haven't gotten a ticket in a while, or I haven't hit anything in a while, or something else, whatever, you're going to you're basically willing yourself to do that but it's the boy's fault i'm not

responsible it doesn't matter that i was behind the wheel of the car the false lies and the men

listen listen i'm going to say say this to you megan i love you but i love your dad and brother more and and i will say that you did you asked for it by doing that has that ever happened to uh to you has that ever happened anybody where they verbally said i have never done you know whatever it is and then next thing you know you end up doing it you're asking for it by it by doing that

i am not participating in this conversation for the exact reason because you don't want to do it

nope yeah you don't want it to happen to you nope you're smart that is very very smart there's

there's times where i have the worst luck when it comes to this stuff can i tell you the one that i

never will say verbally out loud but i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm gonna quote somebody that said this to me quote unquote don't ever say i haven't overslept for work in a long time oh that's a

great one good one because that will happen to you when something's going around to say oh i feel like how have i avoided you know getting this stomach bug or how have i avoided getting you know whatever whatever yeah that's what's about to happen you might as well honestly

Ask for it.

Sit next to somebody who has it.

Somebody took the little swab up somebody's nose and put it right in your mouth and swabbed your mouth with it. That's what it's like. So how much damage was done to the Jeep? Oh, I totally

dented my whole front bumper and I'm so mad about it because I didn't like tap it. I was like...

Yeah, you really went at it. Mike, what's

up? Hey, what's up? How are you doing today?

We're good, man. What's going on?

That's good. I just wanted to say that a few years ago, I was delivering appliances, and it was me and my buddy. We were delivering a fridge, and we get up to the lift gate, and I say, hey, you know, I wonder if anybody's ever.

dropped a fridge off of it like one of these lift gates before and before that even came out of my mouth the fridge was on the ground and on the floor and completely destroyed oh you know what

though that was great though that it weren't you happy that you got to witness it i yeah i mean it

answered my question so i was happy that i got to witness it and we just see they got a new fridge

so when stuff like that happens don't you feel like you have some sort of superpowers and you're It's funny because Megan's talking about a parking garage. Mike, I've always wanted to know if anybody's ever driven off of the parking garage.

Have you driven off the parking garage?

I'm afraid to say it. I'm afraid to. I won't say it. It's like driven literally off the parking garage from like the top levels. Like, you know, that overlooks the thing. Isn't there usually like a wall? There are walls. But has anybody ever hit the wall so hard that they went through the wall? Alex, what's up?

Hi. Um, I am fully convinced to this day that my last speeding ticket was my boyfriend's fault. He said something to me in the morning that made me so upset. I, like, was crying on and off all day at work, and I left work, and I was, like, crying on the way home, leaving Pontiac, and it was, like, a super low speed limit. And I was just flying because I just wanted to get home, and I was crying, and I got pulled over, and the cop was a real not nice person.

Oh, no.

Yeah. I get it, though. I didn't think driving's cool, and it's all his fault.

You wouldn't have been crying if he hadn't have said that mean thing to you.

Exactly. That's what I told him. I mean, that's like, sometimes you're listening to a great song, and you're like dancing and

not paying attention to your speed, and then it's the artist's fault.

Is it the artist's fault, or if you're listening to us on the radio and you hear that?

We're just the middleman.

Like, some people have said, some people have called in and said, I was laughing so hard at this thing, I ended up hitting something, or I got into an accident, and they'll tell us that but they never blame us for it they'll just tell us that and kind of in a way and honestly it makes us feel good like it doesn't i know it doesn't make you feel good but it makes us feel good um thank you for uh the call texter here just said that they just moments ago said i have never ever been late for a flight only no that's a bad one to show up this morning and get bumped off of a flight because they were late no that's like a bad one or oh wow they haven't delayed our flights in a long time and next thing you know you're stuck at the airport overnight mojo in the morning paying bills got a thousand dollars for you coming up here in just a little bit uh we have a special group of guests that have joined us in studio to the listeners and mike and megan the radio tv class at richmond high school has come in studio with us today So we've got to give it up. Actually, make real noise. So you've got to make some noise. Yeah. Yeah, louder. Louder. Yeah. Come on. That's the first test in radio is that can you make noise? If you guys can make some noise or say, make some noise, then you can do that. And then the second one is, here, push this button over here. Where's that guy? Where's this guy? Come on over here for a second. Push 31, but push it like three times in a row. There you go.

Very important air horn.

Good job. You've got the air horn going there. uh who is this uh teacher let's find out who your teacher is of this class what is your name sir uh jason robbins mr robbins how are you i'm doing well how about yourself very nice i like that a school has a radio tv class is it like a journalism radio tv broadcasting what is it

it's more of the technical side of things we do talk about journalism in the sense of you know how to run a broadcast news show uh we do that we focus on that at the beginning of the year and then we move more into film and um uh teaching film or uh single camera productions now are all

of the kids who are in the studio right now going to pass your class yes okay as of right now yes

okay as of right now they could still screw it up we still have a month left okay do they have a final project or something that they have to do yeah so um they have uh their final project is going to be and i haven't completely told them yet okay do you want to tell them right now on the radio yeah sure uh so you guys are gonna have to make a demo reel for as part of your final exam so uh this way you're able to take that demo reel out and if you want to get a job in the field you already have something that's ready for you to take to show people potentially get some jobs can you help me make one mr robbins i don't know if you know this but i am a professional i i i kind of know a few things

or two. If you ever need, you know, a substitute teacher one afternoon, maybe you need to go to a doctor's appointment or just go home and have a beer. I can come in and fill in for you sometime.

Well, I can't confirm that last part, but if I ever have a doctor's appointment, I'll definitely hit you up.

We got some nice bright faces here. You guys are going to be hanging out with us in our building for a while. You got a chance to actually... meet uh some of the departments of the the you know broadcast what broadcasting is more than just this guys believe it or not I never thought this I went to a radio station one time way back when and I thought a radio station was just the playing music and talking in the microphone and stuff like that and they brought me in for a tour they said we're going to give you a tour of the radio station and I never saw the studio all I saw were the business offices I was like I thought I It was like in a dental office.

Like, what is this all about? That was like, I remember I signed up to do like a job shadow or something or like a career day. And we went to Monroe Cablevision, living downriver. I thought, oh, yeah, I'm going to see like the TV studios. No, it was like the shack in the middle of a field where all the wires and the tower was. And I was like, this is not what I signed up. It was one dude sitting in there by himself.

That would be kind of creepy, wouldn't it, to show up and it's one dude in a shack with a bunch of wires.

Yeah.

I'd be thinking to myself.

That really is what it was.

I would be thinking to myself, okay, something's going on here. Well, you guys are going to see the ins and outs of what we do here at iHeart, and we appreciate you guys for coming in and hope that you guys learn a little bit of something. Any of you guys truly want to get into this business or do entertainment, anything like that? I've only seen one yes. Any of you guys take this because it was an easy class? I have my hand up. Is it an easy class?

I would say it's easy if you enjoy it. If not, then it can be a bit of a slog.

Can I tell you something, though? That's any class. That's fair. And that's honestly why, like, honestly, that's why I went in to do what we're doing here right now. Because we had a class in high school, and it was Coach O'Malley, who was our basketball coach, Marist High School. He taught the class, and I remember taking it thinking, this is something I wanted to do. And it was a hard class because we studied, like, the history of, you know, broadcasting and laws and rules and all the rest of this stuff. And I really got into it after I realized, OK, there's more to it than just, you know, trying to talk over a 15 second intro or something like that.

Yeah. And there are some kids that that really do take it and run with it. And otherwise, I try to make sure that just they have some job skill training along so that they still have something to take away, even if they decide not to pursue this as a career. And also an understanding of how media is produced, whether it's radio, TV, podcasting, whatever.

We run the gambit. Who's the most outgoing here? Which one of you guys?

Oh, everybody's pointing to the same kid.

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That's a good name. Is that a real name or is that?

That is. I like it. That's cool. Well, thank you, man. Thank you guys for coming in. We'll talk to you guys in a little bit. We'll be out there as soon as we sign off here in like 20 minutes or so. So, thanks for coming in. Give it up for them. Give it up for Richmond High School, Mr. Robbins, radio, TV, broadcasting class. They are leaving the studio right now. Mr. Robbins, by the way, he thinks I'm joking. I'm going to show up one day. I'm going to say, Mr. Robbins, take the afternoon off. What time is class at, by the way?

Class is at 1235 and goes to 135. Oh, we can do that. Yeah, we'll show up.

Thank you, Mr. Robbins. We appreciate you so much. Thank you. Richmond High School. That's Brendan. Brendan and that voice. Brendan from sales. I was like, who is that? Bring that guy back. Killed it, dude. Well done, bro. Okay. So a couple of things before we take off today. More Naughty Moms Night Out opportunities for you tomorrow morning. Make sure that you're listening for that. We will have opportunities for you to win and be part of our Naughty Moms Night Out multiple times. Throughout now through May 12th. War of the Roses also happening tomorrow morning. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. A couple of things from this morning that we need to update. One is Shannon found the blankie.

Oh, my God. Well, I didn't find the blankie, but the blankie was found.

The blankie was found from our first thing that we did on the show, which is the opening of the show. Shannon's son's blankie was missing. She could not go to bed. he calls it his

as ludicrous says you didn't even know this but I went out to my car several of the commercial breaks to keep checking new places and I was like maybe he stuffed it here maybe he stuffed it here maybe it's in my I have one of those like foldable chairs do you know what I'm talking

about that a lot of sports parents have and sit on the sidelines and I thought maybe he put it in the pocket of that but no it was in the front pocket of the sweatshirt that he was wearing under two jackets last night and was in the hamper oh that's where I was I should have looked there

well that's good so we have it I misunderstood what the oo-oo was I thought the oo-oo was a

blankie blankie but it sounds like it really wasn't that big it's a it's like a teeny little mini blankie with a stuffed animal head on it an elephant head crisis averted the other thing I

wanted to bring up before we uh end today is have you guys noticed that mike cannot take a picture to save his life lately there's something about i'm joking mike mike talked about this with us off the air and i'm like we gotta we gotta talk about this on the air and then have people go look you you posted we posted a picture of you yesterday uh which by the way got a lot of rave reviews on uh how beautiful uh milo is and how you know he got he's gotten so big your your son and then I'm looking at the picture of you, Mike, and for some reason lately you have this awkward smile thing going on.

Well, I'm awkward as it is, but when it comes to posing for a picture, go look at when Green Flame Tequila was there, too. Okay. Go look at that picture. Back from Friday? Yeah, yeah. Look at my dumb face in that picture.

Okay, so I noticed that when it got posted, and I thought it's like you're blinking, though.

That's not the face you're making, is it? Okay. Then we posed for family pictures I don't think so I don't know This is the problem is like every picture that pops up of me And it's not just what we posted Like I went and got family pictures And they sent us back the proofs of them or whatever In almost every picture I would say 90% of the pictures I'm like that's not my face That's not what I look like And it's me making some dumb stupid smile Because I don't know how to pose for a picture Like if I just sat there normal I think I'd be fine But I always do that thing where I try to smile And then I'm like, no, I shouldn't smile. Maybe I should have a natural smile. So then I try to, like mid-picture, I'm trying to make another face, and my face just looks dumb. It looks awkward. It looks weird.

Posing pictures, I can't figure out how to do it either. Like, I like candid stuff better.

Same. Same. I think I would get a better smile. Like, even in the ones that we post.

You look good in the one where Mojo's sleeping on your back.

Because my eyes are closed and I'm not doing anything. I know.

The worst thing is

Do you ever have somebody do this Say to somebody hey will you take a picture for me And say take a bunch of them Because I want to find out Pick one that's good Well no they'll take a bunch Shannon but guess what they do They always take it at the time You have your eyes closed Or an awkward look on your face Like I'm trying to actually have a good picture and that happens So I have done what Megan has said to do Numerous times Now I'm actually telling people just to videotape me. I'm telling you. So videotape me, just having a conversation, just videotape, and then I will screenshot a picture off of that videotape.

That is the key to all of my photos. Every single photo on Instagram that you see where I'm clearly, like, by myself posing, that's a still from a video, every single one.

So you actually, if you're doing a selfie, so to speak, you just have the camera rolling and it's just you there in front of the camera.

Yeah, remember the other day I was sitting in that weird room at work and i had sent you guys all those photos or whatever there's five of them yes i shouldn't send you but i'll try to find if i kept it that came from like a four minute video okay you have

to teach me how to do this because i tried after you first told us about this this little secret and i feel like everything was blurry when i tried to stop it okay so when you go into your

camera and you actually like open it up open yeah it'll okay hold on now it's not gonna work oh well because i'm not in videos so if i go to video in the upper right hand corner it says 4k or HD, put it to 4K and then put it to 60 instead of 24, 30, or 60.

Set it up somewhere. I usually do that.

High res, self, and you get to use your front camera with high quality. So you can still see yourself in pose. If you want high, high quality, do it on the rear-facing camera, but then you can't see yourself.

This is all good tips. Jen, what's going on?

I think you guys are looking too hard at the pictures. I don't even like white guys and I think he looks good.

well you know mike's not white he's he is latin x well i'm half i guess i'm half white so yes he's not he's not mocha he's my here's the thing that's how bad his picture is his mocha-ness goes

away when he takes the picture it's my white guy so i'm coming out yeah you know what you know

it's interesting and so jen you actually are calling up the complimenting that you think mike's not as ugly as mike thinks he is right yeah that's actually a nice that's nice see that

it's not what but i think it's just awkward it's just awkward it's not whether i look good or not it's just awkward there's something the look on your face isn't bad though like you look fine

There is something about, though, posing for pictures lately. I do the same Mike's smile thing, and I call it a little kid smile, and I bet you Milo does this, too. You know how little kids do the cheesy smile? It's cheesy smile.

It's not natural. But it's very joyful. When I see a picture of you making that smile, it makes me smile.

Yeah.

I always laugh when I smile, So it looks like I'm about to eat you In most of my pictures

You look like you're having fun in every picture

I mean for the most part I am But there are some when I'm not

My favorite though is when When you do the Like you'll do that whole thing And your kids are not smiling at all So you're like smiling away And your kids aren't smiling and I'm going I know she's either faking the smile Or she's laughing because she just did something really mean to her kids

No usually to get them to laugh I say like disgusting things And sometimes they're just disgusted and I'm laughing at myself because there are times where that's what works.

You can't be overly happy in the picture when everybody else is kind of like mundanely.

Yeah, no, I agree.

You know, Jen, thank you so much for calling. We appreciate you for that.

You guys have a great day.

All right. You take care of yourself. God, this week is dragged, hasn't it? Yes, I agree with you. It's the weather, too. I think you know what it is? I wake up and I go out in like right now. I mean, I wouldn't call that sunshine. Some people are texting going, hey, I think I see the sun. There's no sun there. It's still cloudy and it's dreary and it's cold.

I know.

And I'm done with this. What's up, Roy? Hi.

Hey, so if you guys have an iPhone, you can actually take a live photo and you can actually move the bar when you're going to edit and select which part of the photo looks the best.

Okay. Yeah. So, yeah. So, that's, yeah.

It's kind of what Megan's saying, but you're just saying the live photo. She's saying video, so it's just more to choose from.

If you take an actual photo without doing the video, you can just select which scene looks the best and then go from there, which might be a little easier.

What if I'm making that stupid face in every single part of that picture? Then what do I do?

Take another one.

I need you to go back and watch a very problematic show, Mike. It's called America's Next Top Model. Now, ignore all of the weird things that they used to do and actually take the posing pointers from Tyra Banks. All right.

Roy, you sound like a good-looking man that takes all good-looking pictures.

Hey, I work for FedEx. We now have to take pictures of packages, so I kind of turn into a professional.

Wait, so you take a picture of the package. Did you ever do this? Did you ever put yourself in the picture with the package to say hello to whoever the person is?

Yeah. Now, if we meet the customer, we have to take a picture. So a lot of my customers pause with their packages in my pictures. So they get their pictures back to them so they can share them on the internet.

Why don't you start an Instagram account? You should be FedEx Roy, and you should have an Instagram account with all the pictures of these people.

If I had answers to the pictures, I definitely would because that would be so hilarious.

Who asks to take a picture with their package? That's so funny to me.

I'll be honest with you. I would do it in a second if, like, the UPS guy or FedEx person or even a door dasher that wants to put it on your front doorstep. I'll take a picture with them

90% of the time Oh my gosh that's so great

So the DoorDash people take a picture If you say leave it on my front door They'll take a picture of the thing There was a DoorDash lady that I had Oh do you? There was a DoorDash lady that This is no joke Posed the bag of everything Around Chelsea's decorative stuff That she had in the front of the house I'll have to go back through my phone and find some of those pictures.

I spent a picture of somebody with a blow-up doll on their porch holding their food. Have you really? No. They had a life-size blow-up doll that was actually, it felt real, and I put the bag on there. I know, like, they had their arm kind of curled. I put it by their elbow and took a picture, and they actually sent me an extra $20 for taking that picture.

Oh, my God, that's great. Oh, my gosh. That is so funny. All right, well, FedEx Roy, you're awesome, buddy. We love you, buddy. Appreciate it.

Love you guys.

Take care. Take care of yourself. All right.

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All right, Top Trending Stories of the Day. I got a couple local stories I'm going to do there, Top Trenders that one I saw on the news, Shannon. You saw the other one on the news. And, you know, I'll do this one first. This is pretty wild. A school in trouble. Did you hear the story about the school in trouble for what they did for Earth Day with their kids? So they had, you know, Earth Day was what, Saturday, I think it was? Yep. So they did an Earth Day celebration, and I don't know if they did it on Friday or whatever, or Monday. And they had the kids go out for Earth Day and pick up trash. That was the job that they had to do. Only to have one girl get injured by it.

Well, the superintendent of the district is saying that they will help pay for all medical expenses for this student, but the student's mother, Carla Vasquez, says that's news to her. What was supposed to be a fun Earth Day project turned into a frightening one.

I'm nervous.

According to Carla Vasquez, Skylar Vasquez was pricked on Monday with an unsterilized needle during a school-sanctioned event. Now every three months for a year, Skylar will have to have her blood tested.

We were, we told that we were going to sort bottle caps, but there was other kind of small pieces in there. And nobody told, the people never told us that.

Those other pieces Skylar is referring to are called lancets. Those with diabetes use them to draw blood to test their glucose levels. And the school district says students were sorting through recycled bottle caps, but somehow these lancets were also mixed in. Carla Vasquez, Schuyler's mother, is not happy and wants to know why no safety measures were in place.

I didn't receive a permission slip for this. I wasn't made aware that this was happening today. I said, were there any safety precautions?

Superintendent Robert Livernois sent a letter to parents saying an investigation revealed that someone likely had donated several of these Lancet's caps by mistake.

I firsthand know why needles end up in the garbage. I'm in long-term recovery myself.

Isn't that crazy?

I'm in a blood disorder myself, and I'm willing to admit that openly. I'm not ashamed of that.

And according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 99.7% of needle or cut exposures do not result in infection. Vasquez, however, was told the needle was sent out for testing and plans on pulling her daughter out of school. I will pull her out of school.

She will not go back to that school next year.

Now, Skylar Vasquez was...

Interesting.

This is on the east side, by the way, Sterling Heights is where this took place.

I don't think they said that in the story. I mean, a nice idea. Probably not the greatest of things to do. Like, maybe they should be planting flowers or something. I don't know. Yeah. What could they do instead of that, picking up trash and doing that?

Well, I think, like you said, it was a nice idea. You're not thinking that there could potentially be needles, you know, mixed in with all the recyclables, but it's just unfortunate.

Next story here is also a local story. Do you guys know who the Four Tops are?

Yes. No.

You don't know who the Four Tops are? For you, have you ever heard this song before?

Do you know that song? Yeah.

Okay. That's the Four Tops.

Oh, my bad.

I can't help myself.

This song also. And then the song that Shannon was just talking about. The song right here. Those are the four tops. You know, they're from Detroit, right? They're a Motown band from Detroit.

Yeah, I'm just dumb.

Okay, well, but no, I get it. Sometimes you hear the name and you just don't know what songs they sing until you hear it. But listen, I know the scores of the throwback throwdown. Don't go anywhere. But the Four Tops lead singer, who actually is not the original lead singer of the band. He's now the newest person that's come on as the Four Tops. He's with some of the old originals. He went to the hospital because he wasn't feeling good. And when he told the doctor that he was the lead singer of the Four Tops, the doctor thought that he was nuts.

Literally thought he was telling a lie.

And then asked for him to be put into a straitjacket, and now he's suing the hospital.

Coming in L.A. ahead of the Grammys to pleading with hospital staff here in Metro Detroit to believe him. Alexander Morris, who joined the Motown sensation The Four Tops as the new lead singer in late 2018, says when he told staff here at Ascension Macomb Hospital's Warren Campus who he was, his care stopped. He says a security guard had him put in a straitjacket and informed Morris he'd be getting a psych eval.

At that point, he told me, you know, what you're going to do is lay your black on that gurney or you'll be restrained.

Could have potentially passed as a result of their waiting three hours from the moment he arrived to provide him with any type of treatment.

Morris, who had heart surgery two years ago, was brought by ambulance here for a medical emergency, not psych related. He says eventually, when he showed a nurse photos of him performing, care resumed. According to Morris, who spent five days here with pneumonia in both lungs, the hospital gave him a $25 Meyer gift card as an apology for the mix-up.

You know that as a black man, my life equated to $25 to Meyers. There's no way for me to get that out of my mind. Morris is planning to file a lawsuit alleging general negligence, medical malpractice, and false imprisonment. Ascension, Michigan said via a statement, quote, We do not condone racial discrimination of any kind. We are unable to provide details on cases under investigation. Wow, isn't that crazy?

The poor guy.

By the way, quick Google search. He's telling the truth. Well, that's how he got it. He was able to get the doctor to finally believe him.

Bring him up on his, the performance is up on his phone. I'm just saying.

I mean, honestly, I would probably have said, you know, to him, oh, great, the four tops. And then I would have to go listen to the music in order to be able to figure out exactly what songs he's talking about. Oh, all right. Back to a couple of stories here. Those were great songs.

Honestly, yeah.

Those, some of those songs from like that Motown day, somebody needs to just redo them. Like the weekend needs to do covers on them.

She has her little concert for school tonight, and she's doing Martha Reeves and the Vandellas dancing in the streets. And I just loved that when she was practicing.

Dr. Anthony Fauci is back in the news. Dr. Fauci told the New York Times something yesterday that's got some people turning their heads, even people that are big Dr. Fauci fans. Dr. Fauci admitted when asked the question about COVID and would they do anything different, he said he would never do anything different. now knowing what he knows about COVID. The other thing that he said was don't blame Dr. Fauci for COVID lockdowns or school closures. His quote was something clearly went wrong during our country's COVID-19 response in an interview which is published Tuesday in the New York Times. He said but I didn't close schools down or do any lockdowns. He said show me a school that I shut down and show me a factory that I shut down. Never, never, never did I. He says that he was just giving advice, and that advice was given then out to people who took the advice. Now, I know there's a gray area here. He didn't necessarily physically lock down schools or lock down businesses, but it was obviously his recommendations that kind of came into play because he did admit to the fact that he did admit that lockdowns were needed at the time. Uh, there's been an issue lately with, uh, flying and people getting crazy. And you heard the, some of these cross country or cross trans continental flights where the people are getting nuts on the flights. Well, now it's happening even before the flights last night in Phoenix, Arizona at Phoenix sky Harbor airport, an out of control woman injured five, including two TSA workers. The woman allegedly attacked the TSA workers, including biting into their skin, causing damages. Three of the workers were hurt in the scuffle. Two of the TSA officers were hospitalized. The incident right now is being investigated.

What is wrong with people?

Everybody's all pent up right now and crazed because of just nuttiness that's happening.

No, something's different. Something has been different for us.

The Walking Dead, do you think? You think it's like us walking around getting nuts?

It was lead in the paint. It was lead in the plates. I don't know. Something is different.

And people are literally wild.

And Airbnb. I like the headline of this one. By the way, they do great headlines sometimes. Airbnb. Guests are angry as hosts are demanding them to do all kinds of different things when you get an Airbnb. Some are saying that they're demanding that you do laundry before you check out of your Airbnb. Others are saying simply they're making you strip the bedding and everything and leave it all in the dirty clothes. And some are saying that they've actually been in Airbnbs where they ask them to cut or mow the lawn.

Could you imagine? What is that all about? And by the way, this is asinine to me because, and I just rented an Airbnb. So we're going in a couple of months The cleaning fee on my reservation The cleaning fee is $185 It's almost more than what I'm paying Like that is insane

And that's what they're saying These people are saying I'm paying a big amount for a cleaning fee A huge cleaning fee Why am I stripping the bed Or putting the towels in the Mowing the lawn Mowing the lawn Yeah, that's crazy Alright, that does it for today If you missed any portion of today's show Including Five Lies Tell your mom You've got to go check it out. A son, what was his name? Jordan, I think it was. Jordan actually told his mom that he wasn't going to be graduating as he called us from the Wendy's drive-thru. His mom was great. She was awesome. You can go check that out. Also, any portion of today's show that you might have missed, including some of the topics that we discussed.

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