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Good morning and welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Wednesday, Five Lies to Tell Your Mom coming up today. We got a fun mom. So she's got this, like, extremely thick southern accent. Where could she be from in our listening area? Oh, she's from Toledo. We will have her on with us this morning. Actually, she relocated, Megan, from Louisiana to Toledo.

Yeah, that's the route most people take, Louisiana to Toledo.

She was venturing for the paradise of Toledo, Ohio. But she is a total character. We might have to make her like misfit grandma, you know, something today. We'll have to figure it out. But wait till you hear that coming up here this morning. Today is the day that Aiden's going for his 15th in a row in the 5S655. That is it. That, by the way, will make him one of the few that's ever been a 15-time champion. And then tomorrow he'll take on Shannon, and then we get two new kids.

contestants so we'll find out and we're so proud of this kid because he's getting ready to end his high school career and he's going to be going on to college and so this is a really cool moment uh we have tickets to go see taylor swift jonas brothers and 50 cents so be listening this morning for that shannon's got a lot of dirty to talk about this morning the pistons have no luck Last night they missed out on Victor, the best pick. They say that this kid is a prodigy. They say that he is in the level of Michael Jordan and LeBron James.

I don't fully understand how they do that either, the lottery pick or whatever. I don't get that.

They do it. If your record is really, really bad, then you have a higher chance of getting it, but they don't give you the best chance because they don't want people blowing games on purpose. The NHL and the NBA did that a couple, a few years ago.

Yeah, but I don't think it changes anything, you know?

Well, what do they say that it does is they, you know, like I think there was like four teams that had like the best chance of getting the number one pick. And unfortunately, you know, when this happens, you hope that you're not that team that gets the fifth pick because there's, you know, you can get no worse than a fifth pick. The Pistons got the fifth pick. And they got screwed to this. They got screwed last year, too, but I don't know. We actually were watching it live, Luke and I were, and last year when the same thing happened during the lottery thing, he wouldn't watch it with me. He went to Buffalo Wild Wings because he was convinced we were going to get another number one pick and it would be two years in a row because we got Cade a year or two years ago. And so he stayed home instead of going out with his friends, sat on the couch in the same position he was in when we got the number one pick with Cade, and then as soon as they pulled that card and it said that the Pistons were drafting the fifth pick, he got up, left, and got in the car and left and went to go visit his friends. He was like, yeah, that superstition doesn't work. Dude, is there like something that you sit there and think about like superstitions or lucky things? Because I'm one of those people that I believe in that. I totally believe it all the time. Same.

I wear the same U of M shirt on most U of M game days.

And?

They won a bunch of games last year. You're welcome.

Okay. But they also lost some of the games wearing that thing, too.

I don't think so. Didn't we have a really good record? Didn't we only lose that one game?

Oh, I guess we did. Yeah. Did you wear it against TCU at the end of the season?

Yeah, I don't think so. It was my fault that we lost. I'm sorry, guys. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, my bad.

My bad. You know, what's funny is I think that the whole luck thing sometimes is one of those things where you just go coincidence and then there are those that say not so no no I feel

like if you if you believe it and you speak it into existence you manifest it yeah I feel like it's uh it's a real it's a real thing in fact you know what so I was I didn't want to tell you guys this because I know Megan's gonna rub it in my face but I ended up getting the license plate yesterday did you really really for a couple different reasons for a couple different reasons One, a cop called in and said it was very illegal, and it turns out when a cop says something's very, very illegal and you're about to have a baby, you tend to take care of things a little bit faster than you normally would. Two, I talked about the topic with my wife, and she immediately went, I have been saying that for months. You need to change your license plate. And I went, oh, okay. Yeah, I should do that. But the reason I bring it up is because when I went and got the license plate, the lady at the counter was like, oh, my gosh, you got 333. That's one of the luckiest numbers in the world.

What?

Yeah, I guess so. And she's like, this is a lucky plate. You need to immediately put this on your car. And she went into detail about how it's an angel number and astrology speaking. This is a super. And so I sat in line while she was, like, going through my paperwork and stuff and Googled it. And 333 is apparently a very lucky number. Really?

And it's random too, right? Don't they just randomly grab the next one on the stack? Yeah, it was the next one. That's actually kind of, so 3-3-3 is good. So those are good numbers to have.

That's what the internet says too, so it's real.

I just Googled it. It's a symbol of enlightenment, spiritual awakening, and higher consciousness. Wow. I've heard of people talking about angel numbers, but angel numbers are personal to each individual. It's like a number that you see over and over again that truly is not a coincidence. And that's like your specific number. But 333 is legit like a, it is often seen as a manifestation of the divine trinity. Wow.

I was actually, be honest with you, I'm kind of sad that you got your license plate. I was going to do a joke on you and talk to Allie and go and buy you a personalized license plate. What would you put on it? I was going to put Megan on there for Megan telling you to do it. Because I figured nobody's got the personalized license plate with the spelling that she has of the name Megan.

Oh, my God. That would be so funny. Could you imagine?

Mike one day comes out to his car and be like, what the hell? Man, Misfit Steven, what's happening? What's up? Good morning, everyone. Good morning. How are you doing? Do you have a lucky number?

No. So it's just like when I try to watch the Lions game and watch it, they always lose. But when I don't watch the Lions game, it's like they started winning. I'm like, well, maybe I shouldn't watch it and then just wait until the end and see what the score is to see if they won or not.

Well, you know what's funny is that last season, what did they start, 0-6 or something like that? And last season, I kind of stopped watching, you know, the games that they started winning too. I think a lot of people stopped watching at that point.

It's like they play harder and nobody watches.

Yeah, it's almost kind of like we've got to not be so hyped up about it. That's the problem with it. Like last night watching that NBA draft lottery, I was so into it, so excited. I thought that this would be such a cool thing because if this guy came here, the reason why this guy is so good, he's like 7'7 or something. What is he? But they say that he's so tall and he plays like LeBron as far as he can shoot, He can take it to the hoop. He can play defense. I mean, he's good.

And when they did the Lions draft, it was like that, too. It was like I thought we were just going to get the good person when we got our pick, but we did.

Yeah, we pick another running back.

I went to one Lions, like the second game of the season last year, and they won it. So I'm not saying me going is the reason, but me going is the reason. You need some season tickets, buddy.

Mike, go ahead and keep going if we're going to win.

Yeah. Thanks for the call, buddy. Kylie, what's up? Do you want to comment about Mike's lucky numbers?

Yeah, so my son was actually born at 444 in the morning. It's like wisdom and power, but it's also that an angel is guiding you.

Yes.

And my sister and brother actually both lost their little ones within the past two years.

Oh, man.

So it was like kind of when he was born. He was born on 1-1-23 at 444 in the morning. Oh, my gosh. And my sister and my nephew or my nephew and my niece both passed away. So they were both kind of guiding him.

Oh, wow. Well, we're sorry and sad to hear about your nephew and your niece, but that's nice to know that. Talk about his son.

Yeah, it's like a good feeling, right?

Yeah, absolutely. We had, did you listen yesterday to yesterday's show, Kylie?

I listen almost, I'm pretty sure every morning yesterday, though I did not have my car.

Okay, so yesterday morning we had the death psychic on with us, that lady Rebecca Rosen. And she was on with us doing readings of listeners whose loved ones died And there was one particular that was like tragic deaths Like multiple of them in this woman's life But then she ended by coming in and talking about my family And something that our boss Tony goes That was all a bunch of BS right You just agreed with it And I said to him no Tony I swear to you That this was the wildest thing about it was everything that she said to me at that moment. And here, I'll play some for you so you can actually hear it of what she said to me. Hold on a second here.

Well, the human cigar? Who's the cigar speaker?

I'm going to get cigars for Luke's graduation.

Yeah, I see that as a celebration. That's the celebration that she's showing me, the balloons. So it's like congratulations. And now your parents, both of them, are in the background celebrating this milestone. I'm so proud of you and how you show up for your family. and you you give your family a good name and your dad is standing here showing me saluting you it means honor respect for um it's just again the legacy that you're carrying on and take the big trip are you guys going to like hawaii or did you just talk about this giant family trip um we've

talked about a couple things but chelsea's taking luke on a on a big trip it's a big deal on a lot

levels but they're gonna it's safe to go and enjoy it that's what it's all about yeah um and your mom is showing me something about you not to eat sugar you're not eating sugar or don't well look at me i mean come on yeah um i just saw not eating something that would be dessert and hold on did you have a crazy dream about them just recently i did they're saying that was real it wasn't like your mind subconscious it was a visitation yeah my dad was just in my in my dream

and uh with luke graduating from school yes and we're talking about the graduation and they're

saying we are still energetically one foot in this world celebrating

All of it.

It was wild. I had a dream a couple nights ago, Sunday night, that my dad showed up at Luke's graduation. We're sitting there at the graduation, and all of a sudden my dad walks in, and I knew my dad was dead in the dream.

And you did not say that to anybody.

Nope. Yeah. When we went into a commercial break, you explained that to us. Yeah. So it was just crazy. What's going on, Natalie?

Hi. Good morning.

Good morning.

Hi. So, Mike, I recently learned that triple six is actually an angel number. It is? Yeah. I was shocked. I feel like I see it all the time. And I was like, oh, my God, I'm possessed. But I looked it up, and I've actually been seeing more on angel numbers. um and triple six means reflect um and that you know if you see that you need to like reflect on just kind of your spiritual journey doesn't that kind of make sense though because lucifer was an

angel the fallen angel right yeah i but it's wild that i always thought that it would like if i would have got if you go to the uh you know secretary of state like mike did and they give you six six six on your license plate i'm asking for another one yeah oh immediately i would do in the past

But now I'm like, oh, okay. Like, I've seen it, like, on graffiti and, like, if I'm, like, working out on, like, the time or something. And I'm like, okay, it's not scary.

Yeah. It's wild. Well, thank you for the call, Mike. Maybe this thing is going to bring you so much luck you'll actually start winning on your DraftKings. Who knows?

Yeah. Yeah. If I go to Lions games in my car and they start winning, I'm immediately attributing it to my license plate.

So if you have season tickets to the Lions, you have to take Mike with you to every single game.

Absolutely. We'll go in my car. I'll drive.

I thought about that, by the way. Remember last year you were like, I got to go to a Lions game. I want to go to a Lions game. Mike's the biggest Lions fan of anybody I know. And the guy wants to go to these games. And, you know, he'll break the bank on his family budget to go to one game or something during the year. And then I thought, we should have Mike be the official correspondent. But here's the deal. He's got to take your extra ticket that you never can find somebody to go with you to a Lions game.

Oh, I would do it every single time. Remember, I sold my lawnmower last year to go. Oh, that's right. Yeah. And now look at his lawn.

Oh, my gosh.

We talked about it yesterday.

It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. Let's go.

Back in the day.

What year did this stuff happen? Your neighbors are appreciating that. They're cussing the lions out right now. This was the year that Drake released his album, Views, and man did it sell.

Congrats. I mean, number one, you got that. You have a number one album. And we have 20 songs in the Billboard Hot 100s, Hot 100s. That's unbelievable.

It's been a slow week.

Congratulations. Thank you so much.

It's an honor, yeah. No, thank you for everyone that's supported. And we're all very grateful. No, we're not talking about it.

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up in this year.

But the couple, in fact, calling it quits overnight after 15 months. No smoking gone here. Reportedly, it was the couple's demanding schedules that have been keeping them apart. A source telling People Magazine, quote, There was no drama, no unsheated, things just don't work out sometimes.

And Beyoncé's Lemonade was also the biggest selling album of the year, and Sorry came off of that. What year was it?

What year did these things happen? Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548. It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. We keep you close. You tell us the year, we give you cool prices.

All right, it was the year that Drake released. What did he release? Views, yes.

Congrats, I mean, number one, you got that. You have a number one album. You have 20 songs in the Billboard Hot 100, Top 100. That's unbelievable.

It's been a slow week.

Congratulations.

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris broke up.

In fact, calling it quits overnight after 15 months. No smoking gun here. Reportedly, it was the couple's demanding schedules that have been keeping them apart. A source telling People Magazine, quote, there was no drama, no unsheated, things just don't work out sometimes.

And was that you or somebody else? Oh, that was somebody on the clip. That sounded like Megan. Every time I played it, I'm like, oh, Megan doubted that story too, the Calvin Harris one. I didn't say anything. I know, it was whoever was on that clip with the Good Morning America one. Sorry was also the big song from Beyonce. Jose, Luis.

Hey, what's up, Mojo?

What's happening, buddy? How you doing?

Not bad. How you doing?

Doing all right. I want to get you a prize here. What year was that?

That was 2016.

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today uh not much just uh you know getting ready to clock in and uh just get some work done what kind of work do you do i do welding uh construction welding so you know big fabricating love it thank

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

And what does Shannon have in the Dirty on the 30 this morning? What's going on?

Taylor Swift. Oh, really?

I feel like every Dirty has something Taylor Swift lately.

So, going to start with this. Taylor Lautner said he's bracing himself for the amount of renewed attention he's about to receive from Swifties when his ex-girlfriend Taylor Swift releases Speak Now, Taylor's version. And it's all because of this song right here, Back to December. A song that many fans believe is about their relationship Brief relationship He actually says he feels safe But he's praying for John And the John he's referring to is John Mayer Who is also thought to be the subject of a song on Speak Now Now this song paints its subject to Taylor Lautner In a very positive light Dear John does not So he's saying I'm good focus your attention on John Mayer and send him your thoughts and prayers. Yeah, because he's going to need them, right? He's about to get it again.

John, you notice... Remember these songs? John's, by the way, you know, has been very, very quiet and not doing any interviews, too, while he's on his tour that's going on.

In Other Dirty This Morning, Hulu has renewed the Kardashians by ordering an additional 20 episodes to the show's original 40-episode order. So far, 20 from that initial order of 40 have aired across two seasons. So if the show stays with the 10-episode season format, this news could keep the ladies on Hulu through season six. Season three debuts on May 25th, by the way. Nick Cannon had a major Mother's Day fail that we're just finding out about. He gave handwritten Mother's Day cards, very very nice to the six mamas of his 12 children but had a little mishap i thought it would be

really really good to yeah to show people how you really feel write it down and i was doing handwritten messages from the heart i love that i get the cards mixed up i know it and then so

when one baby mama reads the card about how i feel about the other baby Wow. See, if I would have just got some generic that everybody else got, that wouldn't have happened.

And lastly, a Minnesota family was in a Caribou Coffee drive-thru when a bunch of brown stuff started raining down on their car.

I was waiting in line, getting my daily coffee. I was in the drive-thru, and all of a sudden, brown dropped onto my vehicle. It was like it rained brown for a second. Boom, like that.

Yeah, that woman, by the way, Her name is Carissa Brown, which is kind of funny, but their car and the car in front of them were fully covered with this brown substance.

I got out and I went to the car in front of me and I was like, what just happened to us? And he was like, I have no idea. I was like looking around, like who threw it at us? But it was very high. Like it came straight down. It hit on my roof, on my hood. It was all the way down my side. What is it?

Well, the odor was so strong that even the worker handling the coffee, like inside the caribou coffee drive-thru, noted how much it smelled like poop.

Really?

Yes.

This is a residential area, but we are in a flight path. I don't know why that would happen here. Oh, it's all the birds, huh? And I didn't know that there was even a way to release it.

It was brown?

It was brown. It was people poop color. I'm a little confused. So wait a second. Bird poop color is white.

But I know, well, is all bird poop color white?

I don't know. If you see the videos and the photos of this, it looks like people poop.

Yes. Really? It looks like number three. She said we're in a flight zone, so did she think that a plane was emptying out?

But she just said that they don't normally do that while they're actually, like, in flight.

Oh, wow. By the way, speaking of Caribou Coffee, did you see that Caribou Coffee is coming back? They're actually...

A bunch of locations around here.

Yeah, they're bringing Caribou Coffee's back.

which I got to be honest with you, I was really never a fan of it. I always felt like it was watered down kind of coffee. Why, you liked Caribou?

I liked Caribou a lot, yeah.

Yeah, I don't know. For some reason, I can't, I'm going to sound like a snob on this one. I'm not a coffee drinker, but I can drink Starbucks coffee. But only the cold brew. But only the cold brew. That's the only thing that tastes good to me. Everything else tastes like either too like pungent or tastes watery.

Is there a coffee place where you like all of their coffee? No. Or are you just not a big coffee fan?

I'm not a coffee fan.

Okay, so it's not the place.

Caribou Coffee, no, Caribou Coffee had good, like, their vanilla, like.

They had good specialty drinks.

Their vanilla frozen drink, kind of like the Frappuccino that they have over at Starbucks.

You say it's so fancy. Frappuccino. Frappuccino.

I'm French. Yeah.

For all of today's dirty, check out the dirty page on thejointhemorning.com. Wait, is the Frappuccino French? No, not that. No. Celebrity Dirt. Found a telling, maybe? Maybe. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty of the Dirty.

it's mojo in the mornings five at 655 five at 655 five at 655 go now

it is time now for the five at 655 so three weeks ago we had this young guy soon to be high school graduate in his senior year class of 2023 Troy High School named Aiden that came on with us and you know what He won a few competitions, and then he won over our hearts. That's very true. Coming up on the next Hallmark movie, will Aiden be a 15-time champion? We will find out. Your parents proud of you, buddy?

My mom is super excited.

You know what? Very proud. Mom, you feeling good about today?

I am. He's a smart kid. We're very proud of him. He's an excellent, excellent kid.

When's his graduation party, and what kind of food are you serving? Because I'll be there.

July 9th, and we're thinking Breakaway Deli in Troy.

Oh, my God. Send an invite. That is an invite. Send an invite, and I will write him a check. I will get him some cash for college, okay?

He's a good gift giver, Mom.

Please, seriously. I will give you the amount of money and food I eat at your graduation party.

We don't even need that. We just want you guys to come. Come on in. Have fun with us.

We really love this kid. And we did look back and we realized that, you know, Matt Wood was the only high school graduate that won the 15-time champion thing right before the end.

And that was a few years ago. And you still keep in contact. I mean, we all still keep in contact with him. But you just saw him a couple weeks ago.

Yeah, Aiden, I went and visited him at college. He got a scholarship to UNC. And he's just a great kid. And we love that kid so much. But, Aiden, we're going to see how you do it. You do today against Tyler. Tyler, welcome to the show. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you guys? Good. Tyler is a civil engineer from Rochester. Say hello to Aiden.

Hey, Aiden. How's it going? Hi, Tyler. I'm good. How are you? I'm good.

We're going to lock you up in a soundproof area, Aiden. Good luck to both of you guys. Here we go. Five at 6.55. Aiden's 15th try. Tyler, we're going to ask five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, tie always goes to the champion. Question number one, Taylor Swift, Swift has been spotted all over New York City with her new boyfriend, Matt Healy. What band is Maddie the front man of?

Three seconds.

Pass on that one. I have no idea. Pass on that one. Question number two, speaking of Taylor, Taylor Lautner says that he's bracing himself for lots of attention when Taylor Swift releases Speak Now, Taylor's version, because of a song on there that's about their past relationship. What was Taylor Lautner's character's name in the Twilight movies? Throw out a guess.

Robbie.

Question number three. The Kardashians just got the green light for 20 new episodes. Where can you watch the reality show?

Hulu.

Question number four. There's a viral video of two families getting into a huge brawl at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom. Is Walt Disney World in Florida or California?

Florida.

And question number five, Johnny Depp got a seven-minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival this week, despite lots of backlash over his performance there. In what country does Cannes Film Festival take place? Take a guess. Sweden. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. You know what? Aiden, my friend. No, no, no, don't even tell him. Don't even tell him. All right, all right, all right. Aiden, you've got to be on your A game today. I don't even want to do this to you, buddy, but you've got to be on your A game. We're not even going to tell you how many Tyler got, okay? Oh, man, okay. Question number one. Taylor Swift was spotted all over New York City with her new boyfriend, Maddie Healy. What band is Maddie the front man of? The 1975. Yes. Should I be doing score? He's got one. Yeah. Oh, okay. I didn't know if you wanted me to do the comparison so he would know. No, because I don't want him to know until the end what happened. Question number two. Speaking of Taylor, Taylor Lautner says he's bracing himself for lots of attention when When Taylor Swift releases Speak Now, Taylor's version, because of a song on there about their past relationship, what was Taylor Lautner's character's name in the Twilight movies? Oh, Jacob? Yes. Two. Question number three. The Kardashians just got the green light for 20 new episodes. Where can you watch the reality show? Oh, man. What did you say, Twitch? I said E. No, it's actually Hulu. Okay, you're still at two. Okay. Oh, man. Question number four. Get me nervous. There's a viral video of two families getting into a huge brawl at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom. Is Walt Disney World in Florida or California?

Florida. Yes.

Three. And the last question here. To get your 15th win in a row, Johnny Depp just got a seven-minute standing ovation at the Cannes Film Festival this week, despite lots of backlash over his appearance there. What country does the Cannes Film Festival take place?

France.

You're a 15-time champion. Congratulations. He did it. Good job. And the final score is for the team. All I do is win, win, win, win, no matter what. 15-time champion. That's what's making me sweat. I know. Tyler didn't have a very good 15-time challenge for you, so I wanted you to at least be on your A-game, buddy. And you did it. I was sweating so much. This kid is awesome. We love him. We're proud of him. And we've got to make sure That this kid gets some like Tons of prizes Do we have a good pair of concert tickets That we can give this kid Come on let's get him something good What do we got for him Come on we can get him something good Get him something good What do we got Who are you a fan of Besides Taylor Swift, Drake, Beyonce Are you Yes go ahead I like I don't know I like a lot of music What about sports? Do you have a favorite sports team? Lions Lions? Oh boy Red Wings too Okay well here's the deal This kid is so good for his graduation gift I will personally buy you A pair of Lions tickets Give this guy some Lions tickets We're giving you some Lions tickets The problem is, obviously, the Lions don't play until fall, so you're not going to be able to use your prize until then, okay? Okay. Thank you so much. All right. I will get you Lions tickets. Give them Lions tickets. Give them something else, too, something nice that he can actually hold on to right now. You know, maybe KP, give him your phone number. Give him your phone number or something like that. Do you have a prom date, Aiden? Oh, yeah. I'm going with a group of friends. Okay. KP, will you take them to prom? Take them to prom. Come on. What are you, like, selling me to people? No, I think this would be a great thing. You can document the occasion or something. Okay. I would have said Shannon, but it would have been weird that you're going with Shannon to prom. Is there an age limit? I don't know. No, I think so. There are some guys that I went to prom with that took 20-something-year-olds with them to prom. Mom, do you approve? Is that okay? Everything okay with that? Oh, a thousand percent. I love it. But seriously, we love your son, Aiden. He is such an amazing young man. I do, too. He's a great kid. I'm very lucky. We love you guys. Well, you know what? I want you to know something, that this is going to be somebody that one day we will come back and go, you remember Aiden from the 5 of 655? He's now the C. CEO of, you know, whatever the company will be. Hang on, guys. We'll get you your info and prize. We'll see you tomorrow, too, Aiden, to take on Shannon. Real quick, I want to throw this out there. Tyler is getting a Papa Joe's gift basket.

So Papa Joe's is celebrating this weekend, some really cool stuff. They're located in Birmingham, Michigan. So if you live anywhere outside of the Detroit area, it'd be kind of a little bit of a hike for you, but it would be worth the hike to go do it. They're going to be doing some really cool stuff where free samples all weekend long, free prizes and raffles, 10% off catering, 20% off cases of wine, 10% off six or more bottles of wine. It's Papa Joe's 2023 summer kickoff Saturday. Please join them.

It's Mojo in the mornings. Five is 6.55.

I don't know why I get so excited over, you know, the five is 6.55.

It's Mojo in the mornings.

Sweet.

Five lies to tell your mom.

Desiree. Hello. Five lies to tell your mom. We're excited about this one here. Where are you from, Desiree? I hear a hint of an accent.

Louisiana.

And you relocated to beautiful Toledo, Ohio.

Right, yes. I came up here to be with my mom, and then she moved back to Louisiana. Oh, no. Back up here.

Do you think your mom is running from you?

I swear, sometimes I'm like, are you? I came up here to be with you, and you ran from me. You went back down there.

Well, we're going to do five lies to tell your mom, and we're going to pinpoint her, okay?

All right. Sounds good.

I heard that your mom always is worried that somebody's stealing from her.

Always.

And we found out that there's some things going on where she gets a little upset about the Wi-Fi bill. Is that true?

Yes.

So we're going to have some fun with this. You're going to say, lie number one, mom, we found out who's been racking up the Wi-Fi bill.

Okay.

Lie number two.

Do you have a brother, Desiree? Yes. What's his name? Jacob. Okay. Say, and it's not Jacob.

Okay. Lie number three. You got a neighbor that lives by mom there that's kind of a little crazy? Yes. Okay. What color is their house? Green. All right. Here you go. So lie number three, it's the neighbor. Lie number four.

Say it's the old man in the greenhouse next door.

Okay. Does that old man in the greenhouse next door seem like he could be kind of a little bit of a pervert?

Yes, he does.

Because lie number five, he's been watching naughty movies on our dime.

Okay.

All right. So, you're going to tell mom that it was the neighbor that's been stealing your cable and Wi-Fi. Okay. You ready? We're calling mom up. Speak nice and loud.

Okay.

Okay.

Hey. I was trying to call you. My phone's dead. Um, I found out who's been racking up the Wi-Fi bill at the AT&T bill in your name.

Why?

I don't find out who's been doing it. It's been, um, it's been, it was the neighbor next door, um, the greenhouse. It wasn't, it was not Jacob. What lady in the greenhouse in the next door? The man in the greenhouse next door. I don't know when you had any of your name over there. He was, um, written some porno in our name, in our bill. You mean, uh, Scott? Yeah, the man next door, yes. Well, you know what? He's going to jail because he didn't have no right to have no porno and have cameras and shit and using my fucking name. I know. That's what I was, I just found out. I was like, what the hell? Well, I'm going to call AT&T and tell him they stole my Wi-Fi to the neighbor, and he was doing some nasty shit that I didn't know about. I want to investigate. I want him in jail. He wants to watch naughty movies on our dime. No telling what he's watching over there. No telling. How can they do that? Because he can steal our Wi-Fi. It's easy to steal Wi-Fi and order anything they want. They can charge him and get him in jail for that. That's going to jail for that. Losing our profile and messing up our profile by looking at sexy movies. That's f***. Yeah. And go watch f***. He's watching f*** movies. I knew that old man looked creepy.

Hello? Hello? Monica?

Yes.

It's Scott.

Yes.

Yeah. I just got a call here from Desiree. She said that you wanted to talk to me.

Yeah, you using my Wi-Fi?

Well, not all the time, just a little bit.

That's not very neighborly

I was watching a couple of movies

I don't know if you want to come on over And watch them with me I don't know next time you're in town

Who's that?

Who is that? Hi, what's happening? Did you guys just ask me to do a threesome with you? I think you guys did. You guys want to get a little kinky in the greenhouse, don't you? Hey, Mom. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show, and Desiree had you on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom.

I'm going to kick your ass. I'm surprised.

Mom, you just won a prize for being on Five Lies to tell your mom.

Hey, what is his name? Yeah, okay, bye. Hey, Scott.

No, this is not Scott. This is Mojo in the Morning. We're a radio show.

Tell him you're on the radio, Mom. Tell him you're on the radio.

You're on the radio right now.

We're on the radio. Oh, my God.

I love them. They're crazy.

It's Mojo in the Morning.

Sweet.

Five lies to tell your mom. Find us on Facebook. We're Mojo in the Morning on Twitter and IG. This is Mojo in the Morning.

mojo in the morning show so mike tell me what you think about this because i don't know if shannon or megan kp or lydia or any of the other girls around here will actually relate to this okay as a guy i feel like there are certain things that you can ask another guy. And no, this is not a gay thing or anything like that. I don't want anybody to think that this is homophobia or anything like that. Come on. I'm talking about any guys. And that is I was golfing with a friend and after golf, we were going to go and just grab something to eat. But it was like a really, really like hot and sweaty day. Okay. And we get done with golf and We said, you know what? The golf course is right by my house. Let's just go to my house, and I will change because I sweat all the way through my shirt. It was awful, and he did too, and he brought some clothes. He had some clothes with him, and we were going to leave, and we were going to go, and we were going to grab some food at this little taco bar thing that's right by our house, and my buddy asked me if he could borrow two things from me. Tell me if you would give this to another guy friend of yours. And he asked me if I had an extra pair of underwear that I could give him and some slides, if I had any slide sandals.

I don't know why, but I'm more freaked out about the slides than I am the underwear. Really? Yeah, because your feet are gross to me in general. But your feet go right on that, and you can't really wash slides. Not like you can wash underwear I feel like underwear can get clean and slides are There's still some sort of funk on it I get it, yeah I kind of get that

I actually thought both of them were weird

Like, I thought both of them were way too personal to use. You're right, you're right. But if I had to pick one over the other, I would give the underwear before I gave the slides. The interesting thing is that he's a guy my size, so he's a bigger guy, too. And he could fit into both, and he had bigger feet, too. He wears a size 13, and I have 13 1⁄2 or 14 slides. But can you borrow? Is there some things that you can borrow or cannot borrow? Like, the reason why I said this to Mike right off the bat is, for some reason, I think women are weird enough to allow another woman to wear their underwear or their bras or things like that.

Bras are different. Yes. Underwear to me is gross because it's booty hole school in underwear. Seems like bathing suits. Girls sharing bathing suits to me, that's super gross. See, I have shared a bathing suit with my sister. That's gross. See, feet are clean. Feet are super, super clean. What weirds me out about sharing shoes, specifically slides, is when they're molded to the person's feet. It's nothing to do with cleanliness. Everything to do with texture and feeling. If my feet don't line up with the indentation into the shoe, that makes me want to gag. Yeah, but all this dead skin falls off your feet and nobody's nails are- I mean, there's dead skin everywhere.

It's floating around in the air. I buy used shoes and people think that that's so weird. Like on Poshmark, sometimes I'll buy shoes that have been worn. And, Mojo, you and I were talking about this, and you're like, you buy used shoes?

I can't do that. First off, talk to a podiatrist. They'll say that's not good. Do you have your feet are molded differently?

I've never had an issue with it.

Yeah. They actually say that it's not a good thing.

Yeah.

On top of the fact that-

I mean, I don't care if they're cute and cheaper.

I'm buying them. But on top of the fact that you have somebody's feet fungus that has been on that thing. Again, if they're cute and cheaper, I'm buying them. You would do it?

When you go to a pool, do you wear slides the entire time until you get into the water?

No.

Okay, so I don't want to hear about it. I literally don't want to hear about feet.

Are you talking to me?

No, anybody. Oh, okay. You'll walk barefoot in public in certain spaces all the time, no problem. Yeah.

I saw something the other day that my sister Pat sent me that I'm going to have to play for you guys about feet and shoes and all the rest of that stuff and going barefoot that will make you never go barefoot ever again. You will never, ever take your bare feet and touch the ground. David, are you there? I'm here. David, thoughts on this. Would you let another man in your underwear?

Absolutely. But now they become his underwear. I am not taking them back.

You know what? That's actually a really good point. The funny thing was, I said, why can't you just put on a pair of shorts with no underwear on it? And he thought that that just seemed weird not to have underwear on there. And then the part with the shoes that was interesting was he only had golf shoes. And you ever golf, David?

I've golfed before, yes.

He's got like the traditional looking golf shoes, not like the new golf shoes now that kind of double as like gym shoes. And so he would have looked weird. He would have looked like my dad walking into anywhere with these shoes on. My dad used to wear dress shoes with shorts.

I love him. I'm letting him borrow them, but I'm not taking anything back. I agree. It belongs to him now.

I ended up giving him. He did not want. He goes, I said to him, I go, you know, I've got some old flip-flops here. And he goes, I don't like flip-flops. And I go, why do you not like flip-flops? And he goes, I don't like the thing in between my toe. And I'm like, I mean. I was just being a jerk. Yeah, you're asking for something from me. I'm going to give you something. I'm not going to give you the slides. I got to, you know, I only have like one pair of slides or one. Would it be one pair? I guess it would be one because there's two shoes.

Yeah.

What's up, Carly?

Hi.

What's going on?

Not much. So do none of you go bowling?

Oh, yeah.

Use bowling shoes?

Yeah. Yep.

So we're all wearing other people's shoes. Yep.

I mean, that spray that they spray in there, it doesn't do a darn thing. But there's socks in between.

Yeah. Yeah, the socks comment that Mike just made is the truth.

All right, your feet are sweating in there.

All the germs go right through.

Did he put on new socks? Because if not, there's still nasty socks sweat.

Well, he wasn't going to wear socks. He was going to go barefoot because he sweat through his socks and everything, too. Plus, I'm not a person that wears socks with slides. I can't do it. I can't pull it off.

My husband has to. He has been a LIGO, and his feet are white as white can be. So they turn red otherwise. So he's always wearing socks, whether he is or not.

Yeah. Yeah, well, then in that case, it's fine. I just can't pull it off. I look bad with him on. What's going on, Poncho? How are you?

Not too bad. How's everybody else?

We're doing good, Poncho. What's happening?

It's almost as bad as saying, can I borrow your deodorant or toothbrush?

Oh, my God. That's actually truth, by the way.

I do borrow deodorant.

My.

My kids will take my deodorant. It's disgusting that their armpits have been on my deodorant.

I'd rather borrow than have BO.

So you actually have used other people's deodorant that was a roll-on?

The only one I would use would be my boyfriend, but that's because he's mine.

Well, yeah, you guys touch each other in naughty places, don't you?

Lydia, did I use your deodorant recently? I used somebody's. Yeah, with your deodorant around here. I mean, whatever. You don't think that that's weird?

Don't you know that she could have some kind of a disease? Not you, Lydia, Shannon. Lydia is, I would suspect Lydia could be cleaner than Shannon as far as diseases are concerned. You know that she's been around, she's been on this earth a little longer than you. I just assume, you know, with all of us. I probably have more diseases than all of you guys. Thank you, Poncho, for the call.

Dig yourself out of that hole.

Um, my sister sent me this yesterday and Pat sent me this yesterday. And this is like the theory of, should you wear your shoes when you're in the house? And, um, you know what? I always am like one of those people that hates taking my shoes off when I go to visit somebody.

Things that people can just do no problem right now. Quit wearing the shoes. That's a really big one. Think about all the nasty stuff we walk through during the day. We go fill up our car with gas. There's petroleum products and oils on the ground. Then we go into the public bathroom. There's E. coli on the floor. There's harsh cleaning chemicals. Then we go walk through the park with the pesticides and the herbicides.

Isn't that crazy to think? Think of all that stuff.

I know.

They go into this whole thing of everything that goes on. And then they talked about parents letting their kids crawl around on the floor that people walk on.

That was the only time I will say that I was kind of crazy about people wearing shoes in my house. Because now I don't really care. You can wear your shoes or take them off. I don't really care. But when the kids were crawling, I made people take off their shoes. I couldn't. But now it's so funny. We sit on the floor. Like, you know, it's kind of the same.

Yep. And the other thing, too, is you let your kids just crawl around on the grass at a park, you know, and not realizing that there's pesticides and poops and things like that. I'm loving the fact that Bozo's called us up again. Bozo.

Hey, guys. How's it going?

Good. What's going on? What's your comment?

So I actually wanted to point out that I worked at a skating rink for three years, and in the three years that I've been there, they have not once disinfected the rental skates.

Ugh. Yeah. Ugh.

I mean, yeah, I was at the bowling alley the other night, and I saw the kid use the spray, and it was like just like a dusting. I mean, they didn't do anything.

Why do you got to do that to us, Bozo? That's not nice of you to tell us that. Like, now you just ruined it for anybody that was 14 years old that was skating around that place.

Thanks a lot. Sorry, guys. And I'm not going to tell you which one it is either. You just have to guess.

Is it the one that's right down the street from the radio station? I don't know. Okay.

That's a big yes.

All right. Thank you for the call, Bozo. Thank you. Bye-bye. We appreciate it. All right. But I'm thinking about, I'm also thinking about the fact that my buddy, when he was wanting to wear my underwear, I was thinking, all right, well, I'll just give him an old pair of underwear. And then like Poncho said, just let him have it. Or not have Poncho. Who was the first guy? Was it? David. David. Yeah. And I have a pair of, I have an underwear in my thing that for some reason I cannot discard. It has holes in the thigh area of the boxer breeze But for some reason It's like the underwear that I just keep Because it's always the last one in there That gives me the forewarning That I need to make sure I do some laundry on my underwear You ever have that? Like where you just have like You know if you get down to that You know that you're done And I can't throw it away Because it's kind of like a bookmark You know, so to speak For my underwear tour

Yeah. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon with What's Trending This Hour in the Dirty on the 30.

Let's talk about Taylor Swift's boyfriends and why Swifties have very strong feelings about these two dating and not good feelings. There are a lot of reasons, and Megan has touched on a few of them over the past couple of weeks, but one of them, Some controversial comments that Maddie made on a podcast in February have resurfaced. Specifically, it was a discussion about a time, and please note the content here if you have little ones in the car, it was a conversation about a time that he pleasured himself to porn, a porn featuring black women being brutalized. Adam Friedland and his podcast.

cast co-host brought up an incident in which he and a female friend of his walked in on Maddie doing his thing to what they described as quote-unquote hardcore pornography but you're

not exaggerating it was 30 seconds you guys were still waiting outside she came back in I was already flustered so I had like untucked shirt and like you said I think it literally was like get on the tv it's just somebody's getting like brutalized and it wasn't like some cool scene-y New York art girl who was like, oh, I'm sorry, doesn't matter. It was Little Olive who came in. She's like, I'm so sorry. She like Britishly apologized. And I'm like, I'm so, it's fine. It's okay.

So that's going around the internet right now. And again, it happened back in February. But of course, Swifties started digging when they realized that Maddie and Taylor were dating and found it. And now they're calling for her to dump him. Some comments online that I saw, How is she okay with this? Another, if a bunch of strangers on the internet know about Maddie Healy watching racist torture porn, then just how would Taylor not know? She's known that man for 10 years, and she doesn't know how problematic and horrible he is. I'm not buying that at all. In that same podcast episode, by the way, which has been pulled by Spotify and Apple Music because of its offensive content, Maddie was accused of making some racist comments about rapper Ice Spice. They were talking about her heritage, actually confused her heritage, and started mocking the accents of Chinese people in this thing, which is bad, bad, bad. If you see it trending.

Doesn't Taylor Swift, you would think, vet the people that she dates? I know that Megan told us when the rumor first came about that he wasn't considered to be one of the greatest guys in the world. For many reasons. I knew nothing about this guy.

I had a hard time with this because I love the 1975 And then I learned all this stuff And was like it's really frustrating When you really like a band And then they do something stupid It's how I feel about Panic at the Disco You can look up what Brendon Urie said And there's a reason I don't really talk about them anymore Like it's very frustrating When somebody you really enjoy I don't want a Harry Styles tattoo more than anything He's too young I can't do it yet But yeah I feel like this is pretty common knowledge I'm not sure how she wouldn't know this

I wonder if she'll address this You think she'll address this?

His addiction, the fact that he's done Nazi salutes on stage I mean, just

The addiction is one thing Because that's obviously Something that's hard to control But the things that he's saying

But what I'm saying when it comes to the addiction Is it was very recent That he was seen battling it And I just don't know if that's a healthy time to get into a relationship with somebody when they've just so recently battled that addiction. You know what I'm saying? I'm not trying to be, you know, everybody deserves love, everybody deserves chances, absolutely. But I think for Taylor's sake, to protect herself, sometimes you need to step away from those situations and wait things out.

The San Antonio Spurs won the 2023 NBA Draft Lottery and the right to select that French super prospect, Victor, Whimimimimia. Exactly. I don't know how to say his last name, you guys. With the number one overall pick, so San Antonio owns the number one pick in the draft for the third time in franchise history. The Charlotte Hornets will draft second, followed by the Portland Trailblazers and Rockets. The Detroit Pistons, who finished as the worst in the league, will now pick fifth. And correct me if I'm wrong here, marking the fifth straight season, the team with the worst record in the league will not select first overall. So, yeah. ABC has announced a show called The Golden Bachelor, which will focus on one lucky older gentleman and some age-appropriate lucky ladies who will be competing for his love. The network describes this gentleman as a hopeless romantic who will be given a second chance at love and in search for a partner to share the sunset years of his life. So the show is going to premiere this fall. However, The Bachelor and the ladies have yet to be announced.

I like that, though, The Golden Bachelor.

They've done this once before. It wasn't necessarily The Golden Bachelor, but they did it with an older guy who was in his mid-40s.

I know somebody who auditioned for this.

You do?

I do. Scott Mick? No, God, I wish. Oh, my gosh. I wish, I wish, I wish. But a woman I know auditioned for this, and I think that this might not be the only time they do it. I'll just say that. All right. Okay.

And just a month after confirming they were engaged, Justin Long let it slip that he's actually married to his co-star, Kate Bosworth. I love them as a couple. He shared the life update in a recent episode of his Life is Short podcast referring to Kate as his now wife while interviewing actors. Kira Sedgwick and two families, man, did they get into a brawl at Walt Disney World's Magic Kingdom to the point that police had to be called and two people had to be removed from the park. Oh, my God. Right in front of that 50th anniversary sign at the entrance to the Magic Kingdom.

They're like they're like pummeling each other. The one guy from one family.

And you know what happened was they both wanted to take a picture in the same area. So the one family was kind of in the way of the other family. And a member of that family punched someone in the other family in the face over this perfect photo spot leading to this fight. Two small children, by the way, in the families were watching this happen. A victim was treated at the scene, did not wish to prosecute, but the two members of the family that started the fight were booted from the most magical place on earth. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty Fades on MojoInTheMorning.com. Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Mojo in the morning. Megan, your girlfriend is about ready to have a baby. You've been talking about her. Had the baby. Or she did have the baby? She had the baby. Oh, she had a baby.

She had a baby. Is this your friend from the sales department in Tavito? Okay. Congratulations.

Who is this? What did she have?

Her name is Katie, but I know her from college. I just love that she works here now. So it's really fun when you have people that you know from your past.

What did she have, boy or girl?

She had a little boy.

Aw.

Her second little boy. And I got to say, it was really fun having, you know, I've had pregnant people around me before, but I think it's a little bit different when you're like really close with a person. You learn a lot more about pregnancy when you've never been pregnant. And going through it, I think there's a lot of things that I know pregnant women can't do. I know you can't have like lunch meat and I know you don't really eat sushi and stuff like that. I just learned about baths. I didn't realize you guys couldn't take baths. The weird stuff that they don't really tell you.

You can't take a bath when you're pregnant?

Oh, I took a bath. I thought you weren't supposed to be in hot water. Yeah, like you're not supposed to be in a hot tub, but sometimes my legs and my back would hurt so bad, so I would get in the tub for a little bit.

See, this is where it's confusing for us non-pregnant people because we hear rules and we see rules broken. I don't know. But I guess the one thing that made a lot of sense when you think about it is she couldn't get Botox while she was pregnant. And I have been hearing about this since the week she told me she was pregnant, is I just want Botox. I should have gotten Botox before I got pregnant like this is killing her and it's so funny that the entire pregnancy we were like get out baby we need a Botox appointment get out that we got to evict this child because we need to fix our faces like this baby is stealing our joy from us already and it's not even here yet and I just found out she had her baby last week the appointment has been made we are getting Botox and it is so funny to know that we have had a literal countdown not to the baby's arrival, but to the Botox appointment.

Mike, is there something that Allie is excited to be able to go do again when she gives birth here in the next couple of weeks?

Jump on trampolines. She's excited. No, I'm kidding. She's excited to drink. She wants Prosecco in the room after the baby is born. She's very, very excited for Prosecco, mimosas, all that.

You've got to sneak that in for her, by the way.

They don't have the... Sneak it on it. You can't do that? So you're doing a Botox appointment then with Katie? You and Katie are going to go together?

Of course we are. Botox. All of that. All of it.

But it's funny because of... I get the idea that you don't want to stick that into your... You don't want to put anything in your body because your baby is right there living off of you.

It's a toxin.

But I have never seen... Well, that's true. So is that baby.

Come on now. Exactly.

So, um, so the, but the thing that's interesting is that I've, I feel like the pregnant women glow, you know what I mean? And I know that that's like a saying that you say, and some people think that you're just lying to them when you're telling them that, but I feel like you don't even need it though. You know, like nobody notices that.

I appreciate you. It's preventative. Thank you very much. We are keeping these wrinkles from ever showing up.

But also when it's something that you do all the time, like even getting your hair, you're not really supposed to get your hair dyed. I think if I remember correctly, I could have gotten my hair dyed. And so I was like dying to get my hair dyed.

I can't believe you can't get tattoos while pregnant. I know lots of pregnant women who pop out a child and then go get artwork done.

That makes sense to me, though. I was told after having my heart surgery on my aneurysm.

that I can't get a tattoo ever again.

Ever?

Yeah.

And you don't have any, anyway.

I don't have any. Yeah. So that's my reasoning for not having any is that. No, but they say that they don't want it. You can get blood. It can get in your blood and it can cause an infection. Oh, okay. That can go to your heart. That's why, like, when you have had a situation like mine, you don't, you have to take antibiotics before, like, you go get your teeth cleaned and everything like that. I did not have that. Because you want to make sure that you don't get, like, bacteria.

Okay.

Yeah. What were you going to say?

I was going to say, as soon as I had both of my kids, the very first thing, and actually Andrew, my ex-husband's dad, brought it to me in the delivery room. All I could think about was a turkey sandwich, a lunch meat turkey sandwich. It was so random, but I craved it my entire pregnancy, and I think just because I knew I couldn't have it, and that was the thing that I ate, the very first thing that I ate both times afterwards.

I want to know how many moms are like this that have had a baby. What was the thing that you missed so much that you had to have, and how quick did you have it? How quick did you go run out and get the turkey sandwich, or did you have your spouse bring your drink of choice to the delivery room? In the case of Allie, she's got to then pump and dump, or how does that work when you do that?

I don't think I'll bring her Prosecco to the delivery room. If anything, I'll get coffee. She misses coffee, too, a lot because she doesn't drink caffeine or whatever. So I think that once that Like the first week I think we'll wait on the Prosecco But I think

Do you not drink then in front of her? Like do you try to be really sweet as a husband And not have a drink Or not have coffee in front of her So that you're not making her feel jealous?

No, what I'll do is I'll go get something for her From like Starbucks That doesn't have as much caffeine Or doesn't have any caffeine at all in it And like what is that? The Dragon whatever?

Oh, the pink drink.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think there's a lot of caffeine, if anything, in that. So she'll get that. Or with drinking, like I don't drink. Like we used to have a couple of drinks during the weekend here and there. And so I just won't right now. And I'll go maybe have the drinks with friends and stuff. But I don't drink as much at home.

What's going on? Let's grab some calls on this one here and find out what it is that you missed so much that you had to have right after you popped that kid out of you. Right? Uh, Courtney.

Hi, guys. Hey. I'm agreeing with Santa, and literally, at the first thing I ate, after I had both my kids, it was a turkey sandwich.

It's so random, but like, yes. Yeah. He went right down. I delivered both of mine at Beaumont in Royal Oak, and he went right down to that Papa Joe's that was in the lobby, and that's all I wanted.

That's all I could think about. Yep. I think I got Penn Station or something, and then the second one, I just had it from the hospital because I was so hungry.

Yeah, and I think I had alcohol, like, a week later. Oh, wow, yeah.

Do you think it's just because it's the one thing you can't have that you wanted so much?

Yeah, probably. That's part of it.

Mojo in the morning. Steven, what are you calling for here?

Because my girlfriend, she had to wait four years because she had my first kid, and then she had my second kid, like, a year later, and she breastfed the whole time. So she had to wait four years in order to drink. and she was craving it so bad.

You weren't drinking in front of her, were you? No, no. Good man. You are a better man than I would be. What's up, Daisy?

Hello, how are you?

Good. What was it that you craved that you missed so much?

Well, I'm going to sound to be the bad one, but I missed my best friend, Mary Jane. That's a good one. She was my best friend, and I breastfed afterwards, and I missed her very much. So I sacrificed for my baby, But then I got my best friend back

How soon did your best friend Mary Jane come to visit the baby?

As soon as I was done breastfeeding But I had a boy So he ate a lot So about three or four months afterwards Then we became best friends again

Here it comes back for a visit What's up Savannah?

Hey, my sister just had a baby four days ago And I brought sushi To her delivery room

Oh, bless you Yep.

Yep. That's the one thing she was craving her whole pregnancy, so we had it planned the whole time.

And what's her favorite roll?

I honestly don't like sushi that much, so I just get a California roll. Yeah. So she got a spicy tuna.

Oh, yeah. That's good stuff. What's up, Whitney?

Hey, so I couldn't wait to get on a roller coaster again. My family are big Cedar Point people, and I hate it that I have to sit out.

Wow. You know what? That's wild that you would want to get back up on that thing again.

Oh, yeah. Anything. Anything. I see her playing Disney World, six flags, I'm that girl.

It's.

funny because you know like you look at like the food options and what you can't have like food wise and then you look at the drinks and all the rest of that stuff activities are another one too like i can't believe how many times people are like i just wanted to jump out of an airplane a couple texters are saying that uh another couple of texters was i hated all i wanted was my husband to stop treating me like a baby the entire time that we were pregnant all he kept doing was talking to me like he was talking to a new puppy or a new baby. You wouldn't like that? I think that would be fun. And Andrea, what was it that you wanted the moment that you gave birth?

Okay. I wanted a Bud Light beer, and I actually don't even drink beer. It was summer both times I was pregnant, and I would have dreams about drinking. It's like cold Bud Light beer.

Yeah.

I hate beer. Oh, that's so funny.

How about this? Kogel's pickled bologna, somebody said, I missed oysters. Another person here said, I missed dippy eggs. What is that? Dippy eggs.

Oh, like runny eggs. Yeah. Dippy eggs?

Dippy eggs.

I think you're supposed to like fully cook everything. Yeah.

I think women are amazing. You have to give up so much. For what? A baby?

I had a full on.

Soft cheese you can't have

A double meat pepperoni and salami Subway sandwich right away And then another person said that I got a tattoo The moment that I was able to Get my baby off of breastfeeding We are commercial free right now Listen tomorrow morning for War of the Roses At 7 and 9 o'clock You can hear us bust a cheater Tomorrow morning here on the Mojo in the Morning Show Shannon Busted in traffic doing what?

No, actually, I think it was Lydia that busted me, smelling my pits.

Smelling your pits? To make sure I don't stink. Oh, it wasn't in traffic. Where was it?

Well, I do it everywhere. I was here in the studio, and she saw me do it, but I was telling her, you know, you got to make sure that you don't stink. And I did. So that's where the sharing of the deodorant came from, by the way. But is that something that you do in public, or am I weird?

Smell yourself? I smell myself all the time.

Check, yeah. I mean, I don't know. I check my arms all day. It doesn't matter where I am.

I have no idea why this is, but my right armpit gets really bad before my left armpit does. And I don't know what that is.

I have an overactive right armpit.

Yeah. Yep. But are there-

And I can't wear deodorant on my left side still right now because my surgery was there and they said, you know, to wait a little bit before I start putting deodorant and shave and stuff on that side. So what do you do?

Do you wash with just soap or-

Yes. Yeah.

How many, during the day will you go wash it with soap just to make sure? Nope. How do you not smell then? Well, I do. Come smell me. No. No. Because you know what the problem is? When you start smelling somebody, then you smell something. Like if I put it in my head, I start smelling somebody.

But it's funny that you mention the car because I feel like girls especially do so many like checks in the car. You know, like whether it be smelling your armpit or I keep a pair of tweezers in my center console. Because the light sometimes when you're at a stoplight and you can check your eyebrows and see if there's a stray one that needs to be tweezed. I have no shame. I do that in my car.

Yeah, that's always where I notice that I have something like that because I'm looking so close at a mirror because it's the rearview mirror right there. Yeah. You see yourself in there. That's when I notice the forest that is growing out of my nose is inside of the car. And that's why in my center council, I have one of those little things that I bought over at CVS or Walgreens that kind of cleans it up.

It's like a little portable one?

Yeah. Do other people check their hygiene? Are they hygiene checking in their car? Anybody doing anything other than that? Smelling any other places? Making sure that they feel okay with what they're doing?

What other areas are you smelling?

I don't. Well, you never know. Okay. Sometimes. times I actually have taken my pants off and I don't know if this sounds weird or not but I've taken my pants off to smell my pants to see in the car well no because of I had a well no I've not in my car but I've gone when I go into the bathroom I'm like oh man I for some reason feel like this is not good and I and you smell your pants to make sure that it doesn't like like you clean yourself up but you want to make sure that none of it yeah okay but then my question to you

becomes you've taken your pants off you're in public you realize there's a problem what do you

do what are you yeah what are you going to do to fix it you go home you know there just go home period don't take your pants off are there down there wipes for boys because i i buy the down there wipes for girls at target by the way it's a great purchase i have something called

dude wipes and it's essentially the same thing okay sometimes if my armpits are really stinky I use the down there wipes in my armpits just to make sure I usually just go and buy like baby

wipes for like that babies will use because then somebody will say wow it smells like a baby and I'm like oh that's better than them saying something that it does it does smell like you know I want to make sure that it doesn't smell like a baby's bottom but what's going on Chrissy

Morning, guys. Good morning.

What's going on?

I have an hour commute to work, and sometimes it's not like I do my makeup.

Yeah.

I can't help it. It's a long commute.

So you put on the makeup. We hear that all the time from women that, you know, we'll ask about, like, what are you doing in your car that's, like, distracted driving that you've got to be careful of? And we'll hear women that will drive from point A to point B, Like, how far is your commute?

It's from St. Clair Shorts to Pontiac, so it's 45 minutes to an hour.

So what do you take? Do you take, like, 59 or what?

I change it up every day, pretty much. I put my EPS in and see which has the best on that day. I usually take 696.

But you've got to be careful. You've got to make sure that you have enough places that you, you know, can stop to do the hard part of your makeup.

Yeah, exactly. Well, it usually has me get off because there will be traffic getting on to 75. So there will be a stoplight, like, getting off on the blender. So I wait for the stoplight, and I have my makeup ready. That's when you do your eyeliner. No, I don't wear eyeliner. It's mostly the eyebrows because I don't have much eyebrows. Some of those freezers in the 90s.

Oh, I got you.

What if you do if you catch a break and catch a green light? Do you get upset and then go in with bad eyebrows?

Um, yeah, I may fix it in the bathroom as soon as I get the pair and hope the security doesn't see my weird eye roll.

Yeah, it's funny because you want to catch lights when you're running late, but you don't want to when you're putting your makeup on. Dan, what's up?

Hey, how you guys doing?

Good. What's going on?

So I check my teeth in the mirror, like all the time. I'll check my teeth. If I see something, I'll, you know, pick it out or I got some floss or something, I'll floss it real quick.

Yep.

I could brush my teeth. No shame.

You brush your teeth in the car?

Oh, yeah. That's got to be tough. Oh, yeah.

Do you ever use those little toothbrush things that have, like, the toothpaste already on there and you kind of can clean them off?

Yeah, I've tried those. I'm not a big fan of those, honestly.

They don't have good-tasting toothpaste, but they actually do work, like, in the middle of the day if you feel like you got, like, coffee breath or something.

Yeah, like, real quick. Yeah. Real quick.

Yep. Thank you for the call. Joe wants to call out his wife. What does she do?

so my wife she gets me to smell her feet before we go anywhere is that like a thing that you women do to get your man to smell your feet before you guys go out um i i mean i would smell my own

feet before i would have west smell my feet i think i don't know does she not have a good sense of smell or what's the reason she's making you do that i don't know her feet smell like vinegar you know i i don't know how normal that is she might want to go to the doctor

Bentley, what's going on?

Hi.

What's up?

So, I pick my nails.

You pick your nails.

Like, if they're dirty, like, I'll pick at them until I get the dirt out.

You do. Are you allowed to drive? You don't sound like you're old enough to drive.

No, my mom. I'm almost at school right now.

Oh, you're doing it while you're driving with your mom. Okay. Yeah. All right, that's good.

I'm listening to the station right now.

Oh, that's awesome. Can you do me a favor?

Yeah.

Turn on another radio show right now because the next caller you should not be listening to.

Okay.

Okay. Mom, turn it down for one second, okay? Angie, what do you do while you're in the car?

Well, I used to commute to college. It was a two-and-a-half-hour commute, and it was like 20 years ago, so I'm old. But I was tired, so I'd rub one out every time I would drive. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I said it, rub one out. Well, you can't.

So you would pleasure yourself while you were in traffic?

Yeah, well, it wasn't traffic. It was sometimes back roads. It was really early in the morning because I had an 8 a.m. class with a two-and-a-half-hour drive. So it was like 5, 5.30 in the morning. I was tired, so I would be like—

It would wake you up to do that?

It really was. Did you have a device with you, or was this just you doing it?

No devices.

That's kind of wild that you would do that while you're driving. Where was the commute? What street were you taking?

Well, it was.

literally back roads like i'm i don't live in michigan but um oh okay from ohio so i would

drive two and a half hours to school but i know where were you going though so you were driving

from what part of ohio to what school northwest ohio to like dayton area really so you'd be

driving you'd be driving down 75 and and sometimes the side streets and you'd be doing by the way i I hope Bentley did turn the radio off. Yeah.

It was dark. Nobody could see me. It was fine. I didn't have any accidents. I didn't cause any accidents by myself. It was better than, you know, smoking. And, of course, I'd have coffee, but it just wouldn't wake me up enough. So I'd rub one out.

Do you ever? All right.

Can you please stop?

Do you do that still, or is that just a college thing that you did?

It was just a college thing that I did, but, yeah, maybe.

That's wild. I can't turn the radio up and not almost get into an accident. I have no idea how you do that at all. Mike, remember last weekend when you drove back home after the Naughty Moms night out and you said you were eating seeds? Yeah, sunflower seeds. You can't fall asleep when you're doing that. Now I know what you got to do next time.

You got to do it. You got to try it. Do it at least once. You know, it's the never have I ever game. You can say you've done it.

All right. That's the one time that Mike gets pulled over.

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Mojo in the Morning Show. You're home of the War of the Roses. The Dirty on the 30, Second Date Update, Throwback Throwdown, and Five Lies Tell Your Mom. We've got it this morning here on the show. And if you want to be on any part of this radio show, you know you can always submit to us through text or you can shoot us a DM on Instagram at Mojo in the Mourn, Facebook Mojo in the Mourning. Make sure you're checking us out on TikTok too. Good to have you guys here on 104.5 SNX. 92.5 KISS FM and Channel 955. I want to just put somebody on the spot here right now if I can. It's Mojo in the Morning Show. I found out that somebody on this show is hiding something from me. Dun, dun, dun. I wish I would have done it on the beat with you. I bet I didn't have it pulled up yet. Somebody on the show is hiding a relationship from me. And I heard this from a couple of little sources that I have. Not the same sources that Shannon has for the Dirty on the 30, but some sources. And it's interesting because it got me thinking to myself, okay, we have to be full disclosure to our listeners, right? Don't we? Didn't we talk on the More Mojo podcast yesterday? about the whole podcast yesterday was about getting personal and about being personal and how we have to tell the listeners things about what's going on in our lives and how sometimes it's gotten us into trouble. There's times and places. When do we do it? Go check out that podcast. You can go check it out, More Mojo Podcast. It's available on the iHeartRadio app or wherever you get podcasts. Well, this particular person supposedly has been dating a boy, so it's not you, Mike. Okay. Has been dating a boy and has not been telling us about this. Now, let's do by process of elimination. It's not Lydia because she's told us about gas station boy. It's not Shannon because she's told us about her fiance, Wes, or Wesley, if he's in a fancy setting. It's not Megan because she hates boys. Oh, no, no, no. Come on. It could have been Megan. But you're right, though. I think it's KP. What's going on? Why are you not telling us?

I love that he's mad he's not in there.

No, but why is it that we haven't – I'm not even so much upset about me. I'm thinking of the listeners that want to hear some dating stories or stories about the awkwardness of this. What's the story? What's going on? Who is this person? And do I need to hire a private investigator like I did when Shannon was dating her ex-husband?

I am not telling you a single thing. Seriously. You're going to have to hire that private investigator because I, you know. Are you actually dating this guy? Because I know you've gone out on dates.

with him i'm still not sure if i want to date him i'm not we're not official and that's why i'm not telling you anything i understand i don't know but a lot of people aren't official i mean

gosh in the past past members of the show used to talk about going on bumble and hinge and all the rest of that stuff but why would you not just like say hey i went out with this guy you don't even have to tell us the guy's name you can actually just tell us a story about it why why

have we not heard any of that honestly it's because i feel like he's kind of boring i don't want to say that if he's listening i guess somebody used to be dating yeah well it was nice while it lasted yeah honestly like i feel like i just wasn't feeling it and like

haven't brought it up since i know but that isn't that a great conversation to have about Where did you meet this guy? The boring guy?

I met him through social media, and he, like, knew people that I knew.

Like, he slid into your DMs? Yeah. Okay.

That was the situation. And, like, don't get me wrong. Like, he's very hot. I've seen a picture of him. Very, very cute. But I just, you know, I'm just not in a place where I just don't feel it. I'm not going to put time into it. And, like, I've been, like, seeing him, and, like, we've been going out, but I just don't feel like it's it, you know?

I have a question. Are you more of a personality guy or are you more of a looks guy right now? Personality.

I need someone that's going to make me laugh because I just, I don't know, like I really want to have like a goofy, funny time and I just have a hard time finding guys like that. And like, yes, I mean, everybody has their like physical preferences, but having someone to have fun with and like just laugh, like that's, that's what I'm looking for. And he ain't it. He's a plain bagel is what I call it.

But this is the beauty of this. This conversation right here is great because the listeners can relate to this. Dating the hot person that's boring, and in some cases, it's actually kind of, I don't know, to me, it's kind of interesting. Like, how do you weigh that? Like, what would you rather? Would you rather date the fun ugly, or would you rather date, by the way, the fun ugly is the fugly, right?

Well, the fun ugly is who I feel like girls end up going to in the end because they are, they go through, I feel like every, and I could be wrong here, correct me if I'm wrong, every girl goes through her hot guy face where she just dates hot guys for the looks, doesn't care who he is, doesn't care who his personality is, and then eventually down the road marries the attractive, you know, attractive, but not like super hot, but with a great personality. I don't know.

I just feel like a guy who's super funny automatically becomes hot to me. I look at them, and I'm attracted to them. I agree with that.

Right, but how does this guy feel maybe that he's interested in dating you, and you just said all these not nice things about him? Who cares?

Who cares?

Are you trying to get her back to stop talking about this, Megan?

Megan, when in our life have we ever done anything to appease men? Yes. I am here for myself. He knows what you do, right? Yes. That's another thing, too. It's just like I don't know if he likes that. Listen, I'm senior. Did he say something to him? Yeah. And I just don't

He said to you He said don't talk about You talk about him

Yeah

Alright so we're just gonna call him We're gonna give him a name

We're gonna call him

No we're gonna We're gonna give him a name Cause we're not gonna say his real name Cause he did not want to be talked about So we'll just call him the Ugly guy Alright Oh my god No Cause he's hot He's hot guy Even plain bagel would've been better Plain bagel Plain bagel Plain bagel Mike thank you That's a good name Plain bagel

So KP By the way I will say this I feel like When you start dating somebody And obviously I had to go through this when I started dating Wes It's a huge It's not going to work if you If they tell you they don't want to be talked about on the show Oh it's not going to work It's huge red flag because unfortunately That is like the It comes with the What's the phrase I'm looking for It comes with the territory But it's like That's not the phrase

No, but here's, honestly, I'll equate this to you. Like, it's part of the equation. You get it. If you're somebody that works in the service industry, say you're like a bartender, and you're dating a guy that is a jealous guy that doesn't want other guys around you, that ain't going to work.

It's not going to work.

It's not going to work. That's like radio, the show. If you're dating somebody that tells you right off the bat, I don't want to be talked about, I'm sorry, that's like- Even the good things.

He didn't want me to share about anything. thing and i'm like you know what that's just not gonna work i want whoever i'm gonna end up with to want to call in and say yeah we did this is so fun this past and explain and tell that story um but also i want to point out like i don't know if this is going to sound good or bad i'm not like in a relationship i'm dating meaning like i'm dating many people and like going out and seeing what i like and blah blah blah and i've had multiple guys say hey i don't know if i feel comfortable with being talked about on the radio so So If anybody's listening, thinks that they're a plain bagel.

Because you just called them a plain bagel.

No, can I tell you why they don't want to be talked about on the radio? They've got something to hide. They're hiding something. Because honestly, and honestly, there's the opposite of that. If the person only wants to be talked about on the radio, then you've got to worry that the person's-

It's a weird thing, and that's why it's so hard even to bring up people because you're like, I don't even know if this person's talking to me because they're interested in me or because they're interested in getting a job at iHeartMedia. And that's been like a challenge lately.

Or they want more followers on their social media or something. Real quick, let me grab a couple calls and then let's get some more conversation here about the secret boyfriend known as the plain bagel. By the way, somebody just texted and said, I just want you to know, KP, I'm single and I'm an everything bagel. Hey.

I love it.

Michelle, what's going on? And we're hearing about the secret boyfriend that KP's been hiding from me.

yeah hi kp good morning everyone um i was just talking to lydia i texted in and don't settle because my hall pass i totally get it is seth rogan so go out get your seth rogan he's out there may not be the best looking guy to other people but you know he's funny so yeah go get him yeah

but you know what though she's young she's uh mid-20s she can go out and have a couple different bagels before she settles down with one of her favorites. And I think it's okay to date hot and do that. But you can't date hot for a long time because hot sometimes doesn't give you much fun. But there are some hot people that are good, you know, nice people like Shannon's Wes is a bastard.

Shannon's Wes is crazy and I love it. Melinda, what's going on?

Hey, so I thought that I needed the opposite of myself you know like i'm the funny goofy so i thought you need serious do not do that because you know the looks fade but the personality always stays you know it's

like the eye the soul is not the window of the eye yep yep good advice thank you jill what's

happening it's mojo in the morning good morning i definitely have to agree with the last caller it's this is so relatable because guys are really boring and it really does it is really the most guys that are so boring i don't know if they think they have to be serious but they just don't joke

it's so weird you know what's amazing is that we're learning that there's a lot of people that have dated or have found themselves with some of these guys that are just boring guys you know

and uh and then you need to double toast that plain bagel and put some butter right and cream cheese on it. Avocado spread. I can't have that, but yes.

It wasn't a personal attack. Connor, what's going on?

Not much. Just driving home from work right at the moment.

Wanted to wing it. Real quick, what kind of bagel are you?

I'm the ugly bagel. Come on.

You're the Asiago cheese bagel. It's always messy and it never looks good.

Oh, I like that. I'll take that one. Okay. I just wanted to weigh in and say that you can definitely find the Everything Bagel and the Funny Bagel. I have one myself. My boyfriend is definitely hot and funny as all hell. You got to go gay for that.

Gay guys are the best. I have a couple gay BFFs, and I'm like, I wish I could date you.

I get told that quite often, actually.

Oh, my gosh. You know what you need to do is you need to go out with KP and then set her up with some of your friends that are not gay.

Hey, look, I actually have a single buddy I work with who's looking right at the moment.

Does he wear cowboy boots? What kind of bagel is he? Describe him and tell us what kind of bagel he is.

I would definitely call him an everything bagel. He is funny as all hell. He's great to work with. Always has a smile on his face. Great attitude. What does he look like, though?

You haven't gotten to that.

Compare him to a celebrity. I mean, he goes... Celebrity? Oh, Jesus. I couldn't even say But he's good looking He goes to the gym He's nice and slender

He's not an everything bagel He's a blueberry bagel

He's a blueberry bagel

Alright take care of yourself Have a good one Mojo what type of bagel would you be What type of bagel do you consider yourself I'm a gluten free bagel

I'm one of those Udi's gluten-free bagels. Real quick, can I just say something? This is a little radio lesson here for all those people. This is one of the best topics that you've come up with here on the show that you didn't come up with, but I came up with. You came up with this topic. You know why? Because now everybody kind of knows. How awesome.

The line of KP saying he's a plain bagel was the best. That was a touchdown. So you need to come up with my topics every night from now on. All right, I'm going to come up with your topics. Here's the deal.

Not him complimenting me.

I'm going to compliment myself here right now. Thank you very much. By the way, I think I am nominated again this year for the Radio Hall of Fame. I will see if I win it this time. I will take the picture. I just want you to know, if it does, if it should happen, I would just like the Radio Hall of Fame to know this will be my audio clip that I will be playing for all of the people that have, you know, had an opportunity to listen. All right. It is Mojo on the Morning Show. Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500. So I got a phone call yesterday from Ashley Nix. I miss her. From the Joe Show. Ashley you can hear afternoons on Channel 955 in Detroit She calls me up and she says to me She goes Bruh She always has like something like that Hey my baby I'm like doing my Ashley impersonations And she says I need no You know the drizzle or whatever The tea She had something else She did say spill the tea at the end but she said she needed to know something. So I said, what are you talking about? And she said, there's a mutual friend of ours that she said she is convinced is getting a divorce. And I go, okay, tell me more because I have not heard that this person was doing this. And then she said, I have gone through their social media and I noticed that they are now no longer following their... person, that their person, and I'm going to keep it very vague so that you don't know if it's a man or if it's a woman, is not in any of their pictures. They've been deleted off of their social media. And just recently for the last big holidays that were going on, it was a picture of them and just their kids. And I go, wow. And so I don't know if this is the case or not, but I'm going to try to do some investigating today. But she gave me a great topic by doing this, and that topic was, how did you know that a friend or family member was getting a divorce or breaking up before they ever even told you? Okay, so upside note, is this somebody we know? You guys do know.

Who?

I will tell you off of the air. Okay.

Group chat it. Group chat it right now.

I will, I will, I will, I will, you want me to?

Follow, unfollow is always a huge sign. Because I'm wondering. Oh, sorry, Shane. No, it's okay. And the removing of pictures or tags or whatever is also a very big sign.

That tempts him up. Yeah. I think social media is definitely one of those. So I think social media is one of the ways. Yes.

Really? Well, yes.

Oh, really? You know confirmation. Okay. What's that, Mike?

I was going to say, Megan, do you remember when we, it was an old coworker and we both noticed on their social media that all of a sudden he was posting with, with other people and it was very questionable, like stories and like, why is he hanging around with other girls? And then all of a sudden it turned out, yeah, he in fact was getting a divorce and it was a whole, a whole thing.

I remember when I was going through my divorce and you guys all knew it, but nobody else knew and i really stopped posting photos of you know my my ex-husband and and p it's funny because people have eagle eyes and they were asking is everything okay like i feel like i haven't posted a photo of the two of you guys in a really long time um and they were spot on but i was not ready

to come out with that information i also think that sometimes the hard part of our job is like sometimes i have i know this is a little bit different it's my brother not a significant another but there have been times where he and I have not spoken for three months and like I will not post about him and people don't necessarily know that or they'll they'll catch things um but there are other times where it's just like I want privacy and sometimes there's a mean comment and I don't want people talking about my loved ones that way and then they'll keep reaching out and being like is everything okay yeah everybody's so observant but but this is the thing I want to

know the when did you because it doesn't have to be social media now we've talked about the social media part what are the other things what are the other signs that you started realizing that the people that you know you know were not in their relationship anymore becky what's up hey i was

just gonna say that um the telltale sign you did say not on social media but the telltale sign on Thank you.

media is when the female drops her last name and she just becomes like Nicole Lynn or that is like it just happens all the time and then you see it and then like a month later you're like oh that's

why yep pure sign right there what's going on Elena hi hi I just wanted to make a comment and

say y'all real funny I like how um everybody's time being like who is it who is it sitting in

a group chat right now because you know why we're nosy we are nosy we're just like you lena we know

you would do the same wouldn't you yes i wanted to know who it was too i wish i knew y'all

thank you for the call we appreciate it what's up bath how you doing what's the sign bath that

you knew that somebody was going to be breaking up um the whole pictures thing because i did that when i got divorced almost a year ago but why do you get rid of all the other pictures though

explain that to me about why because that's part of your history don't you want to have it

documented i do agree so i will say i got rid of the pictures of our wedding um and then some with like the cutesy quotes but we do have a son together so he will always be a part um of my life whether i want him to or not um but he will always be there so i didn't delete everything but i just stopped posting and it didn't take too long before i you know i had some people asking but people are nosy just like all of us um when you find out someone got divorced you want to know

why yeah you kind of have an idea and that i think that's the thing with ashley nicks is that when ashley called yesterday i could not even think of this particular person in their relationship or any of that stuff. But then all of a sudden I was like, I got a deep dive and I got to figure out what's going on. Ashley, the caller on the phone with us right now, not Ashley Nix. What's going

on? Hi. I just wanted to say that my friends, usually before they remove their significant other off of Facebook or social media, they start posting what I call meltdown means. And they like a back-to-back post like about feelings and about, you know, if they're doing this then you need to leave them and you can always tell that there's trouble in their relationship when they start posting their meltdown memes isn't that great

that is so good cat what what is the sign for you cat oh gosh um our friend group has like a weekly hangout thing and then one of them just stopped coming every week and they come up with like little like vague excuses as to why they weren't there and then they would stop sharing stories about each other and it was just very obvious that the distance was increasing it was really

awkward yeah that that seems like a good the when the people stop going to events together or there's you know one of those things where it's like an obvious like family function and it doesn't happen Olivia does something very interesting. Listen to how she checks to see if her friends are in a relationship and not getting a divorce. What's that, Olivia?

Hi, how are you guys?

Good. What's going on?

So, in old typical fashion, women are secret FBI agents. When you get suspicions, I will go onto any court record, Macomb County, Oakland County, And I will look up their names and I will find all the details in the juicy gossip that they're getting a divorce.

You actually will go into the public record to see.

Yes, I do that quite often, especially with family members.

You don't do that right away. You actually have probably one of these other suspicions like the social media one that comes up and then you say something, right?

Well, yeah, like when they're constantly posting quotes and things like that, I'm like, something's not right. And then I will go check public record. And sure enough, there's a divorce and more juicy gossip and details that are posted on public record.

I had no idea, by the way, that all that stuff was public record. Oh, it is.

And honestly, I feel like it's so weird that it is.

Yeah.

You know, like it shouldn't be. I feel like that's so personal.

I don't understand why that is. Why would they need to have to make that public record? Because it's in nobody else's business, right?

Right.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Let's get a look at what's trending in the Dirty on the 30, and we'll grab a winner in just a second. And by the way, if you ever miss any portion of the show, all you have to do is check us out on our podcast. Matter of fact, up on the podcast right now, Five Lies Tell Your Mom from earlier this morning.

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Hysterically funny. Mom, you've got to go check it out. She actually needs to be a misfit. Maybe we should call her up and see if she'll take on the Misfit title. What's going on?

So more on. Spears and her crumbling relationship with her two teenage boys they reportedly want nothing to do with her anymore to the point that they're planning to move to Hawaii with her dad Kevin Federline Sean Preston and Jaden desperately want to escape all of the publicity surrounding their mom right now and TMZ is reporting that Kevin has already fired off a letter via his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan to ask whether she would be open to the boys living full-time in Hawaii and they're looking for a decision by Friday. Now, if Brittany objects to this idea, her lawyer will reportedly go to court and ask permission from the judge, who actually is likely to rule in Kevin's favor since she hasn't really seen the kids in more than a year, doesn't have much of a relationship with them. And if Sean and Jaden truly want to leave town, that's also going to play a factor in the court's decision. Now, also to note here, their stepmom, Victoria Prince, who's married to Kevin reportedly has a job offer at a university in Hawaii. He has a bunch of DJ opportunities there, so it's not some, like, rando place that they're picking to move far, far away. It is founded as to why Hawaii. Taylor Lautner said he is bracing himself for the amount of renewed attention he's about to get from Swifties when his ex-girlfriend, Taylor Swift, releases Speak Now, Taylor's version. And it's all because of this song right here, Back to December, which is a song that many fans have forever believed to be about Taylor and Taylor's relationship. He said he feels good, though. He's like, this song is a positive song. He's praying for John. And the John that he's speaking of is John Mayer, who is also thought to be the subject of a song on Speak Now. The song, Dear Don, which does not paint him in a positive light. Kind of funny. Taylor Lautner's wife, who's also named Taylor Lautner, it's kind of funny. She even said, she's like, we're preparing for the worst here. And they know it's coming. Everybody's going to have this renewed interest.

it's wild that the re-releases bring back the relationships and the bad press from all the people that are on social media you know it's funny last hour you did the story and i know you're going to do it about maddie healy again probably next hour yeah and maddie healy just being a bad guy how is it that taylor or even maddie don't think about this stuff before they start getting together realizing that her fans are so they're

going to deep dive you deep diving yeah but she deep does everybody it's why everybody loves her is she shows up to concerts and she knows who the radio people are like how can you do that much deep diving and the people you're meeting for just a few minutes and not the person you're

allegedly dating or maybe she just doesn't matter it doesn't matter to her i feel like that hurts

her reputation worse if she just doesn't care.

Yeah. Yeah. A reviewer who saw an early screening of Disney's new remake of The Little Mermaid, which comes out next weekend, right? It's Memorial Weekend. I think so, yeah. Yeah. Says there is definitely a dig at Kate Middleton in this thing. So this critic says that the movie seems to draw some subtle comparisons between Meghan Markle and Prince Harry in the two lead characters. Ariel and Prince Eric, okay? So there's that. But there's one scene in particular that seems to get pretty literal. And you know the story about how Ariel sacrifices her voice in order to get to the surface and grow legs and meet Prince Eric, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. She can't speak, so he tries to guess her name. And in the new remake, his first guess of her name is Diana. His second guess is Catherine, Kate Middleton's real name. and Ariel gives this like disgusted reaction to the thought that her name could be Catherine and so he concludes okay definitely not Catherine so people are saying okay there's that and then you have to remember that in Meghan Markle's now famous 2021 interview with Oprah Winfrey she said she identifies with the Little Mermaid she said she told this whole story about recalling watching the animated version of the little mermaid during a very troubled time that she had in the uk after her wedding to harry and she she said in the oprah interview oh my god she falls in love with the prince and because of that she loses her voice and she said that's me i totally identify that so now people are saying watch the movie you'll see exactly

talking about and lastly singer kim petrus graces the cover of one of the sports illustrated swimsuit issues the second transgender woman to do so and now sports illustrated is facing all sorts of backlash from conservatives who are calling for a boycott of the magazine because of this her cover one of four for this year's swimsuit issue alongside megan fox brooks nader and 81-year-old Martha Stewart. People, some people, a small handful of people, are just not loving that. Kim opening up about the pressure she feels from being an icon in the LGBTQ plus community inside the issue. She said it is definitely a scary time to be transgender in America, but there's also so much more representation than there's ever been, and there's so many things on the bright side.

Did you see what Bud did, by the way? I did You wouldn't tell them

Yeah so Bud Light Like in the wake Of all of the controversy That they got From having Dylan Mulvaney On that one can Now they're putting Like Camo Camo Bottles On yeah On the Budweiser And Bud Light Aluminum bottles They're gonna get

The Bud Drinkers back By doing camo Yes it's part of

What they're calling A Folds of Honor program And they're also Gonna provide scholarships To kids and spouses of fallen and disabled American military service members and first responders. So this is like their attempt to, you know, come back from all of that.

I don't know if it's going to necessarily do what they think it's going to do, but interesting.

Are you going to say something, Megan? Yeah. No. Okay.

No.

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Mojo in the Morning. Megan and the Sex Hotel. Next on another Unsolved Mysteries. Oh, I actually posted that. Actually, it's not the Sex Hotel. It's the Sex Hotel Facebook. Is that right?

It helps when I turn my microphone on. Yeah. I was like, why is he not listening?

I was like, wow, this is really dramatic. I didn't realize it was actually a technical error that was making it dramatic.

I'm just an idiot, but nobody's surprised by that. Actually, I got to tell you, it's my new favorite thing on the internet. I had forgotten about it for a while. And you ever follow a page and then all of a sudden it pops up on your timeline and you're like, oh, sweet angel, where have you been? that's how I felt about this so there is a hotel here and I know as soon as I start talking about it everybody's going to know what it is but there's a hotel here that is targeted towards a certain special demographic and that demographic is usually people in two different categories we either have people doing honeymoons or anniversary celebrations or people who may not be faithful to their loved ones this is where they go They have the most amazing rooms. These are like rooms with not hot tubs in them, although they have those, but like full pools in the rooms. What? And private garages and stuff like this.

Private garages?

That's for the people who are not being faithful.

Oh, they put the car in the garage.

That's amazing. Correct. You can hide from your loved ones. And my favorite, absolute favorite part about this is the absolutely unhinged Facebook page to this establishment. Because on that Facebook page, they have decided the best way to market is to show their clientele, which means taking pictures of the people who stay there and posting why they are staying there. And let me tell you, it is my favorite part of the Internet right now.

Obviously, not the cheaters, because the cheaters aren't going to be wanting to be posted on their social media.

Now, let me say, I don't know explicitly if any of them are cheaters, but some people in these photographs do not look happy to be photographed. And I know you had to give consent in order to be on there. And you still look absolutely miserable. And I make my own backstories up for every one of these couples. So when the woman is happy and the man is mad, he did something really bad and he needed to make up for it. So she gets a fun weekend away and he has to vote the bill for this and he's not pleased. Like, I come up with full backstories for every single photograph.

Oh, that's good. Wait, you need to send in the group chat website. Yes. Because I'm dying to look at the Facebook page. Yeah, I'll find it.

want to follow it and then people see who you follow and then they go oh shannon's following

the right put your car in the garage hotel i but can you can you can look at it without following right yeah 10 posts in the last two weeks we love to see it busy we'd love to see it um it's funny

that you bring this up because i think every city has the hotel that is the like cheater hotel and I've never known that they actually have Facebook pages.

So in Grand Rapids, they don't have a cheater hotel, but they have a swinger hotel, and it's a specific spot in Comstock Park. And I know this because we did talk about it on the air, but there might be a group or a website as well, and I forget the name of it. It's going to drive me nuts, that everybody goes to, and you sign up for the party, and you show up to this hotel, and it's specific night. It's like a theme night and everybody goes and shows up and they have swinger parties there. Man, I remember.

This is the most awkward Facebook page I've ever visited, ever, ever. Because you're just saying couples before they go boink. Like it's just really like holding the pillow. I just know.

I feel like this photo plays when they're, or they take this picture when they're going in and that song from Saturday Night Live, if I just had sex, should be playing as they're leaving. Like, when you're checking out, that's the song.

It's even weirder with the solo pictures where it's just one person. Like, what did they go there for?

No, their other person is probably cheating.

By the way.

Yeah, it doesn't want to be in the photo. What is this?

No. I love the artwork on the walls, though.

I mean, they definitely have, like, two exes taped to the floor stand here.

Right in front of that picture. Look at this one right here.

No, I know it's the same one. That's what I'm saying.

They're holding the pillows. We're holding the pillows. Bye, bye, bye. Love and always. They do not look like a couple.

This girl's by herself.

They do not look like a couple.

What are you doing? I'm sure she came with somebody who's cheating on their significant other, and they don't want to be in the photo. Oh, Patricia.

Don't call her out by name. She's on their Facebook page.

So, it's interesting that all I kept thinking of myself the whole time was that this place was kind of like that one jacuzzi hotel.

No. The Oasis?

But that one's, I think, for spouses. I don't think that one's the place that you bring, like, your secret rendezvous.

This place is, like, fancy. I'm fascinated.

Question, can Kiss get trade there so that when we come down and visit, we can actually stay there as a traded?

Let me tell you, this place is listening right now. They love us.

Do they?

Oh, I'm sorry I made fun of your awkward photos, but they are awkward.

It's weird that they take these photos With these people Because I don't know A lot of these people look like they could be couples They don't necessarily

Some of them are

I mean some of them could be Oh I think I know that guy Hold on a second I'm going through it here It's wild When I grew up I grew up in Illinois And in the suburb that we lived in, it was kind of like a, I would say, very middle class, you know, type of a suburb. The suburb next to us was kind of like the suburb that you would go to to get yourself into trouble. Like they had the party store that, you know, or liquor store that sold to the underage kids. You know, they had the roadside motel that you, if you saw somebody leaving one of the rooms, because it was one of the ones where you exit right to the outside, you would honk your horn and go, hey, great job, because you knew that they were somebody that was going there during the day because it was such a bad motel, there's no way in hell that a guy driving a Cadillac and wearing a suit was going to be staying there. Right. He would stay at a nice hotel hotel. This is a motel. And so it was known for this. And I remember watching the news one night, and this is always great too when you have this, When you watch the evening news And it was WLS Chicago, Channel 7 And they had a guy that was the news guy His name was Chuck Gowdy He was like their investigative reporter And he did a whole thing on Hooker Hotel The hotel in the suburb next to me Was the Hooker Hotel And he goes The Hooker Hotel And he does the news piece And they show these guys And they have their blurred out faces Walking out of there All wearing nice suits And then they show the women Walking out afterwards And she's got like a silky Like little dress on And she's like basically looks like she's all Like you know Hair in the air and stuff like that And I was like oh my god This was our neighborhood Like this was

This is literally our neighborhood. And as kids, we could ride our bikes to it, and we used to because all of us kids, we'd all hear about it from our older brothers, and all we wanted to do was see a hooker. Oh, yeah. It was like in the wild. We're on our BMX bikes.

With the pegs.

We're on our BMX bikes wanting to see a hooker. Mark, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, Megan, I have been there before. Are you free this weekend? What's the cost of a room? I'm so curious. Like, is it expensive? Anywhere from $600 to $700. A night?

Okay, they're charging $600 or $700 a night. There's more coming with that thing.

That's what she said. That's what she said.

Yeah.

Well, you know, I think you're paying for the pool in the room, basically.

And the photographer.

And the photographer taking the pictures. is the pool in the room just a jacuzzi or is it a lap pool like can you actually do laps in the in

that thing so it's i think it's like maybe eight nine foot long it's it's a pretty nice pool okay

like that's a nice pool like i do parents ever bring their children there or do they not allow

that i i wouldn't i don't know here's the problem i would have with this place you know you're not going to get any sleep because on all sides of you people are right you're going to hear other people but people aren't going there to sleep right no but i don't want to bang the beef yeah

yeah yeah you're you're not bringing like like shannon cannot have smith's next birthday party with all of his friends there like this is like this is not kalahari right definitely not right

So, Megan, are we going next weekend? Are you free? What's going on?

You know what? I truly have always wanted to see the inside of one of these. Go. Go. I just want to see you in one of the pictures on the Facebook page.

Would that not be the... I'll give you my phone number. Let's do this. Mark, we're just going to have... Megan is not allowed to stay with you. We don't trust you. But she is allowed to get in a picture with you just so that we can throw it up there. Yeah?

What'd you say?

You're a trustworthy guy, is that what you said?

I said I do drive a truck. She likes truck guys.

I swear to God, I'm going to marry a trucker one day. I don't know what it is, but I am going to do it. I know it.

What's the song that goes, Hips like a truck, truck, truck, trucker, or something like that? Thong song. Is that what that is? Thong song. Oh, it is. Yeah, yeah. There you go. All right, Mark. Thank you for giving us some good laughs this morning. I appreciate it.

Okay, bye. Have a great day. Love you, too.

It is so funny how everybody knows that hotel. Mojo in the Morning Show. Mike, you had something happen to you when you were in the Planet Fitness parking lot. That is one of those things that it's happened to me a million times. And I've always sat there and prayed that there was nobody in the car when it happens.

Yeah, so I'm in the parking lot getting ready to go in, and my bag is in the passenger seat. And instead of, like, reaching over the center council and grabbing it to, like, get out of the car or whatever, because it always snags on the shifter and all that stuff, I decided to walk to the other side. So I go open the door, and the wind catches it at the perfect moment and whips it and hits this Ford Focus next to me. Oh, yeah. And I immediately go, and I turn around and look, and there is a dude sitting in the driver's seat. Yeah, and he puts his hands up, and I'm like, oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. So I walk over. Well, first I do that thing where you try to get it out of their car. Like you wipe your finger on it because it's like a little smudge. So I was like trying to.

Yeah, you're like, it's just a smudge.

Yeah, it's no big deal. But at the same time, I did hit your car. So if you want to like exchange info or whatever, if you want me to give you some bucks right there, I'll give you some cash right there. And so I walked over to the window and his windows on the side were tinted. So I couldn't see him, but I could see him when I looked at him through the windshield. And so I'm like, hey, man. i'm waiting for him to roll down his window or open his door or something he does nothing oh he just sits there and i'm like uh okay well sorry man again i'm really really sorry and i go and i go walk by it again and i do the same thing and i wipe the smudge a little bit and i grab my bag and i walk inside and then i got to thinking like that dude is probably in planet fitness walking around the whole time so then i start getting in my own head and i look around at all these dudes that are just huge just these giant dudes and i'm like that could be him or that could be him because you couldn't get a good look right by looking in the car no no i couldn't see i looked up really quick yeah and he wouldn't roll down his window and he had 10 windows or whatever and so i'm petrified the whole time at playing in that moment i never end up seeing the guy or whatever but it was it was

terrifying because I felt like just a giant jerk. You weren't a giant jerk. You were good.

You did a good job. You did more than what I would do. You actually walked. Somebody's in the car. If somebody's in the car it's a different story. If nobody's in the car you smudge that out and you walk away.

And you hope that there's no security.

And you hope there's no security. Do you know how many times that happens? That the wind blows open the door or I said this yesterday I think on the show. The kids open the door so fast and I'm like you know you can't get in between the door and someone else's car in time but have you ever you are jesus if you leave a note on the car after your door hits has any of our listeners or any

of you guys ever had it where you have that incident happen with mike and the person that's car that is makes a way bigger deal than it should be because what would you do it's a day you asked

me okay sometimes it's not even a ding it makes a noise but there's nothing so what would i do is

exactly what mike did is i would because i've had this happen to me before and i would do that whole thing and i had a person that that got kind of like pissy with me but wouldn't come out of the car and i said listen i'm really really sorry if you want to take a look at this whole thing and they got really mad and they were kind of like you know you have to be careful and first off let me just say this to uh everybody that's listening right now that owns parking lots your parking spots are not big enough okay i'm sorry to say this and i know at planet fitness it's up to whoever their landlord is that they have but guys i'm not skinny enough to be able to sometimes oh if i can't open my door to the one click level of my car you know where it stops there then and i'm perfectly in my spot and they're perfectly in their spot then there's way Too small a parking spot

Mike you know this if you're carrying a car seat If you have to get a car seat out it's near impossible

I don't know how you do it Well you're hitting a car every time At least your door is setting on somebody else's car You might not hit it but it's open and setting On it

But then word to the people who You know overly react to this one It's one thing to be able To you know Fully leave like a major scratch in the car Or a huge dent in the car If you do it but if it's a little ding your car is going to get a little dings anyway. Jesse, what's going on?

Yeah, I called to tell you guys. I had to pay $3,000 for my neighbor's bumper because the door hit it. One of the kids hit the car. I put a little tiny scratch on it, but, yeah, it was on a Sunday coming home after church, and my husband told him, what happened to love thy neighbor? And he said, no, you pay thy neighbor.

Oh, my God. What, do you live in an apartment complex or something?

No, it was a house. It was a street.

So you guys were parked on the street, and it just so happened that your neighbor's car was close enough to your car, and you guys dinged the bumper. Isn't a bumper for bumping?

Yeah. I think it was one of the kids did it with the tailgate of my van or something. Something hit their car, and it was the tiniest little mark, like the size of a freckle. Yeah. And he went off.

That's such a dick move by this guy. And $3,000, I'm sorry, but there is no way that a little ding is a $3,000 problem. You know, like that, that sounds like that guy. Are you sure? Did you get an estimate to see if it was legit?

Yeah, it wasn't legit.

Yeah. How do you do that to your neighbors? You got to live next to them the whole time? I wouldn't do what I would do. I would send your kids over there at a time when that neighbor's not around and let them have their, uh, their fun. What's up, Josie?

hi um i actually had a whole row of carts hit my car at kroger and ended up having to go through their insurance and they had to pay me it caused over three thousand dollars in damages

wow who paid for that the kroger kroger did yeah kroger's insurance company we had to end

going through that i mean but did that cause a massive amount of damage um i have a van and it like caved in part of the my side i mean that's different than a ding to the door was it a kid that was like pulling the carts in and that's when it happened i don't think so it was like um they keep all their carts on the side of the building instead of in the cart corral uh so they at first are like oh that's an act of god i'm like um not a whole row like i understand like one ding like a cart but it was a whole row well of course the insurance companies say that the insurance

companies always try to do this whole act of god thing you know i'll give you an act of god by the way i've just gotten so much angrier i was so happy today and for some reason now i'm getting angry because i'm thinking of this parking lot stuff and how people react and how people

are kind of jackholes with this.

Do you know what I read, too, a while ago is that we're all parking wrong. Like, we're supposed to park to one side of the line. Like, your car's supposed to be closer to the line. And if everybody did it, we would have more room. But nobody does it. What side is it? The passenger or the driver's side? I guess it would be the driver's because then everybody would open up with more room. So if you're all the way at the very end of it and you open up, you're at the end of the row. So you would open up the door and you'd still have all that space. But then everybody to the right of you, or the passenger side, would have open space for their driver's side. It kind of makes sense. It makes sense. They don't teach you that in driver's training.

What about the people that have to back into parking spots? Those people are annoying, aren't they? Yes. There I am, angry again. What's going on, John?

Hey, so aside from parking lots being small, the residential streets here in Warren are pretty small backing out of the driveway. So I hit a neighbor's visitor one time as I was getting out. I made a little ding. It was about $800 to fix. If anything, I evened out the other side so it was identical because it had a ding on the other side. But then the next day, I saw her at Best Buy buying an iPad, and she never fixed her car.

Oh, really? So she just used and put the money in her pocket?

Yeah, because I didn't want to go through insurance or anything. Well, priorities.

Well, you know what, though? You know that that's exactly what all those people are doing that are trying to, like the neighbor guy from the callers before with the kids. Guarantee that guy probably, you know, did a room in his house or something with the money. Sandra, what's going on?

Oh, not much. Good morning, guys. Long time listener, first time caller. Yay, thank you. I absolutely love you guys. You guys crack me up in the morning. But, yes, over the car, the thing, my kids were getting out of a school dance, and the wind whipped really hard, and it hit the neighbor's car, the car next to me. And she literally, she, like, went off. She was cussing, throwing a fit, making a huge thing in the parking lot. The principal had to come out and tell me to go. I was like, are you sure? Because she's calling the cops. You know, I don't want to get in trouble for leaving. They're like, no, we'll tell them what happened. You go ahead and go so we can be at life.

This is at a school.

This is at the school that your kids go to. Yes, after school pickup, and this woman acting like that, ding, she sues me for $1,000. We had to go to court two different times, and then finally the judge would look at it. He was like, okay, let me see the damage on the car. She was like, well, I parked far away from here because they're harassing me, and they keep following me around. Lady, our kids go to the same school. I have to be here, so do you. That's not harassing you. But he went out and looked at the car, and he was like, where's the damage? And we come back in, and he goes, yeah, I won. He did completely.

Oh, I love it. That's awesome. I was so petrified.

I was so petrified, though, because I'm like, it'll be my luck. You know, I'll get a big judge, and she'll, like, have some cahoots in there with him, or he'll feel sorry for her. She's an older lady, and, you know, I'm going to end up paying this woman $1,000 for nothing.

You know who, honestly, those people are? the people that do that, like that lady at your school.

She was one of those misery people.

They're the people that fake slip and fall in stores. I've seen that before. Have you ever

seen that happen? Someone do that? It's so obvious.

Oh, gosh. They're bad human beings. I love that the judge is like, let's go see your car. That, honestly, that's like a Judge Judy moment right there. Right, because

we brought pictures. I brought pictures of my... It actually chipped the paint on my car door on the edge, which I'm not complaining about, but I wiped hers off and it was like maybe maybe a capital ding. And I even offered her for my husband to pull it out because he has one of those ding removers. And she's like, nah.

You wanted your husband to pull it out with her? What did you say?

Use one of the dent things that you use. Yes, yeah. You can do it yourself. Yeah, so I offered her if my husband could take care of it for her. She's like, I don't want nothing more to do with you people. I'm like, oh, he didn't want nothing to do with you. in the first place.

I love you. What do you smoke?

Oh, um, uh, pyramids.

I love pyramids.

I was thinking I can replace Jackie.

You know what? We could actually...

Nobody can replace Jackie. Well, not replace, but yeah. Fill in for it.

Fill in for God rest her soul. But maybe we need some more smokers here. We could have Smoker Sandra.

All right. There you go. Give us a little laugh like that, though. Let's see how well you can do it. Got to get some more gusto in there. No, you got to.

Come on.

That's pretty good.

It's got to be like, you know, right?

Give us one of those.

Come on. Give us a.

It burns. It burns.

I love it. All right. So, Sandra, you hang on the phone. This is Smoker Sandra. Pyramid-smoking Sandra. In here is us. Yeah, and we're going to have... Oh, these are all the Smoker Jackie ones I used to have.

You haven't played them in such a long time.

Remember I used to have them? Ah!

Ah!

Jackie is smiling down upon us right now from heaven. And we are missing her dearly. But, Sandra, you know what it is? You are – I'm trying to think of – remember the TV shows where they would always have, like, the replacement? It always is in soap operas like that. I would notice.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And then it's like you're – Now playing the role. Yes.

Yeah, yeah.

Poor thing. Oh, Sandra. You've got to stop smiling.

What an excellent day for an exorcism.

I always laugh with you guys. I can't stop.

Oh, God. Well, you'd be –

Barely laugh.

Yeah, be careful. I'm worried that you're going to not catch your breath one time, so don't have that happen to you, okay?

Okay. I'll take care so I can keep listening. I love you.

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All right, counting down the days, the minutes, the hours before Taylor Swift

is gracing

Detroit. Where do you think she'll stay when she's here? What hotel do you think she'll stay at? I'm guessing she's got maybe the Daxton that we had that thing at

last week. Daxton, maybe Shinola. Shinola. Down there. Townsend. Where she's going to be.

I don't know. What if she what if Taylor wants to Airbnb? Maybe she's going to Airbnb. That could be. What's going on?

She stays out of downtown? I think that

you know there's a possibility that You know, that Shinola is a nice hotel, but I'm telling you, those ones in the suburbs are nicer hotels probably, right? I don't know.

Let's talk about Taylor Swift's boyfriend right now and why Swifties don't really love him for a lot of reasons. But one of them specifically is coming up right now. And that is a video going around, actually an audio clip that's going around again of some controversial comments that Matty Healy from the 1975 made on a podcast back in February. This has resurfaced and it was very specifically a discussion about a time that he pleasured himself to a porn featuring black women being brutalized. Adam Friedland. He talked about this? Yeah, Adam Friedland and his podcast co-host brought up this incident in which he and a female friend of his were hanging out with Maddie. And this female friend walked in on Maddie doing his thing to what they described as hardcore pornography. Now, I just pulled a tiny clip of this because it's not really that appropriate for the air, but here you go.

But you're not exaggerating. It was 30 seconds. You guys were still waiting outside. She came back in. I was already flustered, so I had, like, untucked shirt. And like you said, I think it literally was, like, get ****** on the TV. It's just somebody just getting, like, brutalized. And it wasn't like some cool, sceny New York art girl who was like, oh, I'm sorry, it doesn't matter. It was Little Olive who came in and she was like, I'm so sorry. Yeah, she like Britishly apologized. And I'm like, I'm so, it's fine. It's okay.

Taylor Swift fans are like, why? Why him? They're calling for her to dump him. One of the comments that I read online yesterday said, if a bunch of strangers on the internet know about Mattie Healy watching racist torture porn, then how would Taylor not know? She's known that man for 10 years, and she doesn't know how problematic and horrible he is. We're not buying that at all. By the way, in that same podcast, which has since been deleted because of its offensive nature, it was deleted by both Spotify and Apple Music, he was also accused of making some racist comments about Ice Spice, confusing her heritage, doing really awful imitations and mocking the accents of Chinese people. I mean, just bad, bad, bad. All around bad.

Do you think she does anything with this? Or do you think she lets the story die and it's Maddie Healy and this guy's got, you know, this weird side of him?

I don't think she comments. I would be surprised if she commented on any of this.

It's amazing. She's very much an image person, right? She always is very particular.

She's very much a reputation person. Reputation is a big one. Right. Pun intended, but yes.

Right. But seriously, though, she's, you know, this is, I mean, yeah, you know, you've seen people that, you know, during the whole cancel culture times that would get canceled for the comments that Maddie Healy was saying, you'd never think that Taylor Swift would ever be part of that, right?

Right, right. And again, this is just one of many, many things that people don't like him personally for. They like his music. An alleged stalker has been arrested. This guy was found lurking outside Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's Montecito mansion during the middle of the night. So freaky. A member of their security team at their $14 million California home placed this guy under citizen's arrest before calling the Santa Barbara police. This was around 2 in the morning. 29-year-old Kevin Garcia Valdivinos was taken into custody, booked for misdemeanor stalking before later being released on $2,500 bail. And this was not the first time he did something like this. He has committed a similar offense. And he mentioned that while he was placed under that citizen's arrest. So that's why he was taken to jail. Another similar story in the dirty, by the way, this morning, the Secret Service is investigating how an intruder entered U.S. National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan's home without being detected by Secret Service agents who were there guarding his house. Now, Jake has 24-7, excuse me, Secret Service protection. He was unharmed in this incident. But apparently, at least the story I'm hearing is he encountered this person inside of his Washington, D.C. home in the early morning hours last month. The person was believed to be intoxicated. There was no sort of threat made. And this person left Jake Sullivan's home without the Secret Service detail even noticing. And Mojo, you and I were talking about this story during a commercial break, and you said apparently a door had been left open. Yeah. And that's how this person got inside the home, just snuck right past the Secret Service.

You would think, obviously, that, you know, okay, got Secret Service there. Maybe that door was open so that they can go in and out of the house. But I don't know. Lock your doors. There's also been a couple of other different cases. Have you heard about all these Congress people that have had attacks been happening on them lately by, you know, crazed people that are out there. There's the one person, that guy that came with like a baseball bat or whatever and got into Congress to go after some guy from New Jersey. But it's scary, scary stuff. Scary.

Alabama Barker is Travis Barker's 17-year-old daughter. She just dropped a rap song on social media and it's not going over well online. One of her followers said, girl, yo daddy is Travis Barker, not Travis Scott. Another said, you can buy a lot of things, but you cannot buy a float.

Why wouldn't she just do a cover of a Christina Aguilera song? Because if that girl isn't Christina Aguilera reincarnated while Christina Aguilera is still alive, I have never seen two people look more alike than she does. Megan, I never thought. She is Christina Aguilera. Look her up real fast. She is Christina Aguilera. Oh, yeah. Wow.

I thought that that was actually pretty good, though. Why are they so upset and don't like her music?

Because. I don't. I just don't know if that's really for her. I mean, she got slammed big time.

Maybe I just only heard the clip of it, the good clip of it.

Yeah. I don't know.

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Mojo in the Morning. So, you have never been broken up on? You've never had somebody break your heart? Lucky bastards.

Right?

You just don't even think that that, like, I don't, I haven't broken up both many types. But this is coming from, Wes has, Wes, my fiancee, has some family coming into town from Canada this weekend where he grew up and his entire family still lives. And his sister and his niece are included in that group of family that's coming to visit us this weekend. His niece is in high school and she'd been dating the same guy for a couple of years. however they just broke up and so Wes's sister asked he and I if we could talk to her about what it's like to go through a breakup and you know how you could come out on the other side stronger

better and happier than ever and at first west was like why is she asking us to talk to her right like it's her daughter she's mom and then we realized well he realized his sister has only dated one guy ever her high school sweetheart and i think they did it in middle school too her high school sweetheart who she's married to wow so she has never gone through a breakup and therefore doesn't even have any advice for her daughter on what it's like or how to deal with it or cope with it. And she's never been broken up with.

So she's never faced that. Isn't that crazy? You know, what's funny is that I was discussing that my son had prom coming up and somebody came up to me and said, hey, tell Luke to have a great time at prom. I remember my prom. And I'm like, oh, yeah, where's that loser at today? She goes, I'm married to him. And I'm like thinking to myself, how wild is that?

Right.

Like you're still with the person that you went to prom with. But that's wild that you never, that Wes's sister has never experienced a breakup. Never been broken up with.

And she and her husband have a great marriage. It wasn't like, because I know a lot of those high school sweetheart, you know, sort of relationships. You'll break up when you go to college and then you get back together. And that's kind of how it works. But for them, they've been together straight through.

It's wild whenever I see this. And I see this more, and I know they're from Canada, so I'm not calling them Midwest, but I guess they're kind of like, I don't know, maybe they're the Midwest of Canada. When I lived in Arizona, and that's where I met Chelsea, and I'm not from there, I'm from Chicago, I was shocked at how very few people married their high school sweethearts out there. And then when I moved back to Michigan and then go back and visit my family in Chicago, you see a lot more of that. And I don't know what the story is, if maybe it's just because it's a relocation place, you know, like you people go to warm weather and stuff. But it's wild when people, you know, are in a relationship for a long period of time, you know, and never have ever experienced a breakup. So I don't know. It's so you're going to sit down. You and Wes are going to sit down and talk to her about about the breakup. You're not going to give her, like, all the details, right?

No, but, I mean, I don't even know that I'll be involved in that conversation. I hope I get the chance to be. Does that make you feel weird? I hope I get the chance to be. Hi, this is soon-to-be Aunt Shannon. Yeah, right. Shannon, tell her about your divorce. No, God.

Would it be your, what kind of breakup would be the breakup you would talk about to a high school kid? Would it be the breakup, like, that you experienced, like, in college?

From my high school boyfriend, which happened in college because I dated him for, like, seven, seven and a half years.

Yeah. See, I was always, by the way, the person that got broken up with because, you ready for this one? I could not break up with anybody, so what I would do is-

I am so not shocked by this.

I would treat them like crap as if to have them want to break up with me because I did not want to be the bad guy.

What gives you more anxiety? What do you think is worse, being the person that is doing the breaking up or being the one that is broken up with?

I think that it's easier for the person who breaks up than it is for the person getting broken up with.

But. I'm asking you that specifically because I know how hard it is for you to confront somebody with anything.

But I can't do it at all. Yeah, like I have that, you know, that's a hard thing for me to do. I don't even like delivering bad news at all. Like I told Tony Travato, I could never be a boss. because I just don't know how you go about, you know, having to tell somebody something that, you know. But with that, you know, with that said, with relationships, to never be broken up with, you know, is kind of an awkward thing for you as you go through life.

Well, I think it's like a rite of passage. It's part of growing up, right, is having heartbreak.

I've never been broken up with, and it's so scary when I get into relationships. You haven't? What? Really? I've never been broken up with you. I thought that guy broke up with you, the last guy. Okay, so, no, but I tried to get him to break up with me for a long time. So when I'm done with a relationship, I would never date me. I want to be very clear. I know that I'm the bad guy, all right? So before you tell me how terrible I am, I know. But every time I do want to break up with somebody, I kind of get worse in the relationship, hoping that they'll just break up with me. And he freaking wouldn't. It was so frustrating. But, no, I've never been broken up with.

When you say you get worse, what did you do?

Oh, I just get, like, more distant, and I just intentionally put space in between us, so hopefully they get the clue and say, oh, I think I'd rather move on than deal with this.

Yeah.

That's how I am. Exactly. We are more like each other than we know. I know. But for me, Mike, the thing that I would do was I would do the distance of not being able to.

not saying yes to getting together and then i would do the not showing up to stuff and saying at the last minute i couldn't do it and then they just realized that it's not an important thing

fizzling out yeah see that's why i just didn't have relation like i i had a girlfriend she broke my heart uh then i uh when i got some trust issues after that and then i just became a giant jerk and uh just wouldn't like there would never be an official we are dating so then nobody ever really got broken up with it just we weren't dating so we just went our separate ways but

i've also never had my heart broken so i feel like i'm more scared getting into relationships now because like i'm comfortable with how things are right now and i don't want that to change so i know it's like a huge detriment to me and my like mental well-being do you guys think that

you need to have your heart broken in order to understand a relationship yeah because i think

you learn a lot about yourself and trust and loving other people and building yourself back

up again see i i talked to some people about that in in the case of like shannon's you know uh you know soon-to-be sister-in-law i think that you would talk to a therapist that would say that that you don't need that that uh you know people deal with the you know issues every day of being let down it doesn't have to come in the form of the relationship in order for you to learn something like that but i don't know 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 uh anybody listening that has never been broken up with that would like us to break up with you just to see what it feels like

what's going on liz yeah so a couple years ago i was dating this guy we were dating for a couple months he broke up with me while i was at work on my birthday oh man and do you think it made

you a better person i'm sorry do you think i mean we're talking about how breaking having somebody break up with you for some reason that experience of it maybe is good for you do you think it helped do you think it helped you to have him break up like that or or no um i don't know my therapist thinks it was helpful but really explain why what did the therapist say was helpful

in that um she just told me that it showed me my you know what boundaries i needed to set for

future relationships okay yeah that's you know that's that's something i never really thought about was that it actually teaches you how to set up boundaries yeah which boundaries are very hard so yeah oh believe me i gotta tell you something that's the hardest thing that you'll ever do in your life if you're somebody that's good with setting up boundaries and having boundaries i I don't know, maybe you saw it a lot in your parents' relationship or in family relationships. I just think it's sometimes very tough because I think that's the biggest problem that most relationships will face is the fact that they don't have boundaries.

I completely agree. And it's hard because when you love someone, it's hard sometimes to just set those boundaries because you love them.

Yeah. Well, I'm sorry that you got broken up with on your birthday. Hopefully next birthday will be better. And unfortunately, I feel like you'll always remember that, though.

Oh, always.

That guy doing that.

I'll go to the grave with it.

A couple of texters here right now saying, Megan is mean, LOL. That's 567. Is it mean?

Is it mean?

Well.

Because I actually think it's less mean. Let you come to the conclusion I've already come to so that I don't hurt your feelings either. I think I'm the nice one. No, because you're wasting their time. Well, then we sit a lot of mine. Guess what? That's life. Get over it.

Just tell them right up front and then be done with it.

Another texter here says, I did what Mojo did and actually what Megan did too because she did the same thing too. I catch myself sometimes trying to be the person that gets broken up on. So a lot of texters saying that. Oh, here's one. I am still with my high school sweetheart. It's my first and only.

Yeah, it's a lot of people.

We are in our 30s, and we have both never been with anybody else. I suggest in those cases, like those people like that, you bring a third in. Oh. Just because sometimes you need to have, you need to, you know, you can't eat the same thing. You can't have chicken every single night. Right?

But maybe they really, really like chicken. It's like all they would eat. That is all they eat.

How many times can you prepare chicken? I don't know.

Many different ways, actually. And you could spice it up. There's lots of ways you could eat chicken.

Oh, look at this one. 32 years old. 32 years old, and I'm with the same person from the ninth grade.

Wow. You're so frustrated.

To me, it just sounds boring, doesn't it? I mean, I love that they're together still. I think that that's wonderful. But I feel like for at least one of the anniversaries, they've got to be able to do something. Maybe they dress up in...

Costumes or something. Do you think they role play and do different things like that?

I'm going to tell Wes's sister. So my co-host says that you need to dress up in costumes. Spice this up a little bit.

And go look at her husband. And he'll be nodding his head the entire time. Voice Disguise, this next caller, we'll call you Allie. Is that okay for an alias? Yeah. What's up, Allie?

So for me, I've never been broken up with. But I'm currently going through a breakup. And I'm still broken hearted And the reason I'm breaking up Is because he has broken my heart So many times That I have no choice But to leave

How has he broken your heart?

Just the way he's treated me And things he's said to me And just Basically just how we've been in this relationship It's a constant Me feeling torn down And broken

You say you've never been broken up on Do you think maybe he's treating you this way because he might break up with you before you break up with him?

No, because he's been this way since he started dating.

So you shouldn't have been dating him. Do you find that you're dating like losers or is this just the one guy that you've dated?

Just this one guy.

When are you going to break up with him? I'm assuming that's why you're voiceless, guys.

We're going through it right now.

What do you mean by going through it? Because isn't it a breakup? I'm breaking up with you?

uh yes but i'm trying to be civil and we have like custody stuff going on oh you guys have children so yeah so we're going yeah oh we're trying to be civil and slowly do this wow well

good luck with that uh what's up kim hi yeah um i dumped a guy while uh making cookies

did he do something wrong or why then sorry hold on i'm trying to turn my my thing off of my

like the bluetooth thing or what what is it got it got it can you hear me okay yes yeah why then

like why did you pick that moment um because he proposed to me and he was the only guy i was with for a long time it was like two weeks later after he proposed to me i was thinking about it my mom always said if you think of something at that moment go with your gut and do it so i did i I said we were done, and he was like, oh, am I hurting you? And I was like, no, we're done, but you can finish.

Oh, my gosh. And were you done? That was it? Oh, Jesus.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You think you made the right decision? He stayed at my house and cried for a little bit. Yeah, he cheated on me a couple times, so it was a good decision. I'm actually engaged now, and I'm good to go.

Wow, that was actually kind of you to let him try to enjoy the rest of what you guys were doing.

That is such a power move. I figured it was the least I could do.

That is a power move, isn't it?

It really is.

You know what you are? You're a boss.

I try to be, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm very curious. I don't know if I'm allowed to ask this question.

Yeah.

Where was she? No. Was he able to, like, finish? What? Was he able to finish? No, he started to cry. Oh, yeah. Okay.

I don't know. I guess I would just keep going. I mean, at that point, I'm just going to... No, that was...

Some people have breakup, like, sex.

That's why I hear...

He started to cry, and he couldn't, like, perform. Yeah, yeah. So I just see it in his face.

God, the poor guy. Can you imagine that? The heartbreak. Kim, thank you for the call. Take care of yourself.

Thank you.

Bye. Swiping on Bumble and never replying to any guy's messages counts as putting myself out there, right?

This is Mojo in the Morning.

i got a uh a question to pose here okay and it's something i was going to do like in trending news But then I thought, oh, this is a good one, though. This is too good. OK, so it's trending right now. The hashtag that is trending is parents charging rent. It's been on TikTok. I don't know if you've run into this, Megan, because I know you're on TikTok eight billion times a day. What? Yes. The TikTok parents charging rent has reached more than fifty nine point seven billion views. OK, so that's a lot of views. And here is the situation. Erica and Cody Archie of Gatesville, Texas took a TikTok or took to TikTok to share their thoughts on a subject about their daughter, Kylie.

Deason, 19 years old, a high school graduate, graduated in May 2022. And since May 2022, she has been going to college, but she has also, are you ready for this, been, when she is home, paying her parents $200 a month rent.

In this economy? Very, very discounted, right? All right.

Compared to what she would pay for the car. In this economy, and Megan, you bring up a very good point, because Kylie's parents are saying that that $200 a month rent is their way for them to teach her a little bit about the real world, but also giving them the opportunity to be able to take care of some of the economic problems that have been going on with the high expenses that they have. paying for, you know, food and paying for their electric and, you know, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. So they say that they charge her that and they give her the same access that she got in her house to her house when she was living there full time. But because she is home for certain months, summertime months especially, and then of course the vacation months of the holiday break that she gets they told her that she had to pay $200 a month and people have a viewpoint on this what is it curious um well according to uh the tiktok commenters they're saying that a majority of people think that parents should let their children move back into their home as adults like they did when they were kids and not charge them rent 73 most of them said that they would not charge them rent um 85 said that they would let them move back into their home but maybe have some kind of an agreement whether it be monetarily or they have to do certain things around the house to make up for it yeah and the report added that 73 percent of parents who wouldn't charge rent still expect that there's a little bit of financial contribution to the household bills like

groceries thoughts putting it out there don't get me started um i think what you said is this girl

was still in college right she is still in college right now she's doing it now for a full-time

student to be in college and be charged rent to me i feel currently in today's day and age is a bit unfair because the requirements in order to graduate when that comes to credit hours is much different than it used to be and it's way more of a full-time job than it used to be i would not have made enough money going to school full-time to pay rent so now you're choosing do i go to school or do i go get a full-time job and and pay rent okay god she's so glad she's not my daughter oh i'm sorry did i say that out loud no but i i actually had this conversation with my dad um this past weekend we went out to dinner and I told him how grateful I was for him because I would not be in the position I am now if I wasn't able to live at home for as long as I did I I would not be in this career because I wouldn't have had the financial means to do it I would have been busy working to pay bills instead of following my passions yeah I listen I uh I get

that I get the whole idea that you know you wouldn't be able to do it because you had to pay for yours right you had to pay for your school yeah did you pay for it all or your dad give you any help he'd say he helped but i paid for it no i paid for it um because the you know with our kids we help them with their college actually we pay for it i mean i hate to say it and when joe was here yeah he wasn't paying rent to you guys well this is the thing this is the the story with this whole kid named Joe Joe show we told him that he had to pay rent and so we would take the money from him but then we basically helped him after after you know with okay having you know we want here's what we want to do we wanted him to be able to have enough money to put a down payment down and be able to buy a house one day so the goal was we were going to help him with things and if he would have stayed here in town and not taking that job down in Florida he probably could have stayed with us for a good period of time but he decided though that he wanted to live on his own and go do it on his own because he felt like there was two you know we still had some rules under under our roof under under my roof and um honestly i would have to be fine with that i was a kid who was out of my parents house as a teenager because yeah i lived with my sisters if i could live with my family right now and all i had to do is pay 200 a month I'd take it in a second. I wouldn't complain about it.

Yeah, but I think you're in a much different situation than these college kids are.

But back then I would have. I had to pay rent, you know, as 18 years old, 19 years old living.

Right.

Right. But my point is students today have a much different situation than students did when you were in college. So more credit hours are required and the pay, I wouldn't say, is similar. So you're asking kids to take on more responsibility for less pay. I don't know. I mean, personally, if this were Lucy, for example, who's nine years old, this isn't going to happen for a long time. I would never charge her rent to come back and live at home. That's just I would want her to show responsibility in a different way. But when I graduated from high school, my mom was like, that's it. Like, we are done paying for stuff. And so I had a job. The gravy train is over. I had to get a job. And she helped me. When she took me down to Indianapolis to go to Butler, she said, I'm going to go around with you. We're going to get some applications. Like, she wanted to make sure that I had a job set in place before school started. And I did. The game's over. I did.

The game's over. Let the new games begin.

Yeah, no, I think maybe I was still on their insurance or something, you know, until I graduated, but like clothing, food for the most part, that was, it was all on me. I think that that's, I think that's okay to do. I mean, I, I took a pretty heavy load of classes and I, you know, was the editor of the school newspaper, you know. Yeah. I mean, I did other things, but I, like, that was part of the deal that I had to work to pay for my stuff.

Jillian says that she agrees with Megan. What's that, Jillian?

Hi. So I'm a 22-year-old college student. I'm my second degree. I'm a nursing student now. And I've had very blessed parents who have helped me and are still helping me. But I think that, like, if you have older parents, and a lot of them are like, oh, when I was 18, I could get a job, and I did this and did that, and I paid for everything. It's like today's economy is not what it used to be.

Are you mocking us?

Yes, a little bit. But, like, everything is just so much more expensive. Like, I am a very hard worker, and I've done summer jobs, and I still could not, like, I would be in a box without my parents. I would not. I would be living in the streets probably without them.

So if they charge you a nominal fee, like just $100, $200, you think that's too expensive?

i think that like there should there could be like different um like agreements like i paste my own groceries and i take my own gas and my car and stuff like that but i can live under their roof for free i would be fine with that yeah like if you show some responsibility then i think that that's fine but if you're just like oh you're gonna pay for everything and i'm gonna sit on the couch and play video games or something that's not really right yeah that's good that's a good

point. Lisa, what's up? Hi, I am 49 and my mom now lives with me rent-free, but she was very hard on me when I dropped out of college. She said, oh, you want to drop out of college? Well, here's my mortgage and you have to pay half. We had a really big house. So she would charge me $300 a week. That was for light, gas, water, and rent. With that being said, at 23, when I actually moved out of her house she gave me a yellow envelope with all of that money in it and took me to buy

my very first house that's very cool that is a great thing what a good mama that's in that nice

i was mad at the time yeah but that's why i treat her like a queen now yeah that's why smart that's

why she's living with you and not on the streets right now right exactly and sometimes we think

Like, our parents are so hard on us, and we can't stand it, but at the end of the day, it's probably for a good reason, yep.

Melanie, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

Morning. I am on the same page with Mojo. My 19-year-old son, he lives back at home with me. My rule is that every week he has to give me half his paycheck that goes into the safe, and then I save it for him for if he wants to buy something that's a little more extreme, like he paid cash for his own car and things like that. The only thing that I require in the house is that he has to do at least one chore a day. So like one day he'll have the kitchen chores, the next day he'll have the bathroom chores and things like that. That's my only requirement, but I don't require him to pay rent.

Okay, that's nice too. It's like what that mom did to our last caller. Yeah, it saved a little money for her. I would have moved back home in a heartbeat if my mom had suggested it. That's such a good idea. Yeah, well, listen, I'd move home with your mom right now if she would suggest that idea. John, what's going on?

You know, I'm just saying I'm a graduate student.

working towards my PhD and my parents helped me out while I was in college a little bit and realistically like that $200 like you guys don't need it college is very different than what it was when you guys were in school and what are you really getting out of the $200 it's not really helping you guys out you guys probably already paid off your house I mean for me I don't necessarily

know that also hear me out so for the parents though well sometimes it is if you're giving it back I think that's a different situation but we talk about mental health a lot right and if we are already struggling with the amount of work that we put on young people whether it's going to school and having a job and it's usually part-time because it's very anybody who has a full-time job and is a full-time student you are a miracle worker in my mind because that is quite the heavy workload but if you're then taking away that little bit of money that they have left to go out and and have fun and be young kids because at the same time we are talking about college students majority of them are are very young adults who need fun in their lives and now you're taking that from them too along with their workload that to me just seems evil absolutely evil

i also think it's like a very different case like if you're not like working towards something if you're working towards something then yeah like why why i think if you're putting a lot of work in

wait hold on your voice just changed how did that just happen who's that

there's two of us that's two of you guys it's so hard to get into the show listen real quick

are you guys professional students are you guys going to stay in school until you guys get like

8 000 degrees i work right now i'm a full-time engineer i work right now my parents helped me all the way through college and i still have a job i worked um at a restaurant during college and i worked really hard to the point that like my parents were like you need to have a little bit of fun um and so i kind of did both and i think they saw that like i was working very hard so

they're willing to help me out and not make me pay do they know you're with this guy named john no yeah they do okay they approve of him they do okay do you know what's interesting is and i hate to say this because this is going to show my age but when i was when i was a kid no but when i was a kid honestly most of my friends a lot of my friends turned out to be firefighters and cops because i grew up in an area that that was where it happened there the day they turned 18 it was don't let the door hit you in the ass the kids weren't going to college they were going to trades or they were going to you know the police academy or the fire academy and a lot of them just had to get they had to be out of their house and so um i you know i think that times are changing and they're different but don't think that parents weren't

hard back then no but i think the cost of living is so different though but when you're 18 years

old and you're out on the streets the cost of living is still the cost of living it doesn't make a difference if it's the cost of living now or the cost of living then oh but the cost of minimum wage is just way too low yeah well listen here mr doctor almost you know you remember us when you're a guy with a phd what are you going to do with that phd honestly oh we don't know yet See? You're a professional student I'm telling you Am I right?

No, don't tell me, he's just trying to harp on you

Alright, what are you guys doing right now listening to this radio show? You guys should be studying, you're in school

We're on our way to work right now actually

This is part of your thesis or whatever it is that you guys have to do for your final paper

What is it called? Oh yeah, it's going in there I'm writing this in.

All right. If you need me as a reference, please call me. I'll give you great comments.

Of course.

All right. Take care of yourself. Thanks, guys. Appreciate you listening. My friend Shannon did not do this story this morning, but there is a fast food feud that is going on, and the feud is over. I saved this for you. Thank you for saving this for me because I have the song to go with it.

It's raining tacos. Taco Tuesday.

It's a taco feud going on right now where Taco Bell is trying to use the phrase Taco Tuesdays, which officially has been trademarked by a rival taco chain, Taco John's, the fast food Westmex chain based out of wyoming they trademarked the taco tuesday phrase back in the 1980s and owned the right to it and now taco bell is fighting for the right to have its own taco tuesdays the restaurant chain is arguing that they can't use it it's uh you know something that can't be done the taco bell says it's a common phrase and actually to be honest with you according to the U.S. patent. That song is so annoying. Hold on, let me move out of that. Thank you. The U.S. patent board is saying that this is going to be something that could go to the higher courts because they say it is such a commonly used phrase that right now is just part of our vernacular.

I feel like every Mexican restaurant does something for Taco Tuesday. Right? I didn't realize Taco John's has locations in West Michigan. Do they really? Hudsonville, Wyoming,

in caledonia is it good mike or taco john's good i've honestly never been there before but i want to yeah i'd love to uh i'd love to see if their tacos are worthy of uh of a taco tuesday what a smart thing though back in the 80s i didn't even know that that was actually something that somebody would have even done or even talked about doing um be careful of this by the way they're saying that uh the thing now that everybody's all worried about especially in states like new york alabama Illinois and Louisiana, marijuana laced with fentanyl. You know, there's fentanyl pretty much everything. And they're saying that, you know, you got to be careful of getting it because even the slightest form of fentanyl could cause an overdose and kill you. Well, now they're saying that there's some fentanyl that was mixed into some marijuana flowers, also THC gummies. And they're saying that was done to increase the high, but also they do it for like cost purposes. And they say that people need to be careful of that. You talked about this earlier this morning. It's worth repeating, but did you see that the happiest place on Earth had the biggest brawl on Earth, too, with two families that were trying to take a picture in the same spot at the Magic Kingdom right in front of the 50th anniversary sign at the front of Magic Kingdom, and they ended up getting into a fight over the placement of the families. So one family was there taking their picture, and another family wanted to take a picture. Oh, jeez, this is the fight. So the family that was wanting to take a picture, some guy just started like throwing punches. No word on what verbal argument started this, but it caused for the two families to both have to be separated. Video posted to social media. One of the people actually got seriously injured. Two of the members of a family that started the fight Were actually Arrested and charged with Trespassing on private property

I love that when you watch the video you see all these little kids Watching this happen

It's unbelievable that You're like in a place where you're Trying to have like a family vacation And yet you're doing something like this Like you really think that that's like Appropriate ways to treat each other

Also you haven't even gotten into the park yet How can you be that stressed? I don't know

angry and i never can understand when people you know are like okay he just wait one second i'll be done with this spot like why could you not just say that uh and that's why everybody was all kind of worried that maybe there was something that was said i blame family pictures family pictures always bring up the worst in people yeah that's true um congress yesterday was hearing a case about ai and they were saying that they believe that ai artificial intelligence could reshape human history and even one of the chat gpt inventors testified saying that so senator richard blumenthal kicked off the hearing by having the artificial intelligence version of him start talking to show you how dead on it was and then a guy that actually created one of the chat uh the ais talked about uh the problems with uh with ai because i never can understand

We cause significant, we, the field, the technology, the industry cause significant harm to the world. I think that could happen in a lot of different ways. It's why we started the company. It's a big part of why I'm here today and why we've been here in the past.

These people, again, have the creepiest voices. Yes, they do.

I was just going to say that.

They're so creepy with the way that they talk. According to what took place in this thing, government was talking about doing exactly what they did with the internet. back in the day, and they actually had to do some regulations because back in the old days, the internet was like the wild, wild west. Nearly half of all activity online though, they say nowadays, is automated bots rather than humans. And they're saying that it already is AI. So, anytime you go, it seems like, and talk to any kind of company about anything, right?

You're not talking to a person. Did you see, I watched an interview that Tom Hanks did, and he was talking about, in fact, I have some audio on the Dirty Page. I don't know if you have time to play it because I know we're running late, but Tom Hanks did this interview about AI and how he said people in Hollywood, himself included, are concerned because after he dies, he could technically still be making movies.

I can tell you that there's discussions going on in all of the guilds, all of the agencies, and all in the legal firms in order to come up with the legal ramifications of my faith. and my voice and everybody else's being our intellectual property yeah and he he said he's

like i can continue to star in films long after i'm dead that's like it could be me artists who have more hits when they're dead but he said he goes we have to start putting that in contracts

now because that's becoming a thing um and elon musk is calling for remote working to stop he says that remote working is bull spit and actually called it morally wrong in an interview that he did with cnbc he said that he wants everybody that works for him at tesla and twitter to come

back to work. Look, I'm a big believer that people need to, are more productive when they're in person. And the whole sort of work from home thing, it's like, I think it's, look, there are some exceptions, but I kind of think that the whole notion of work from home is a bit like, you know, the fake Marie Antoinette quote, let them eat cake. It's like, really, you're going to work from home and you're gonna make everyone else who made your car come work to the fact work in the factory you're gonna make the people who make your food that gets delivered that they can't work from home the you know the people that come fix your house they can't work from home but you can does that seem morally right that's messed up you see there's a moral issue yes I mean I see it more it's a productivity issue but it's also a moral issue people should get off the goddamn moral high

I don't know if I would call it a moral issue.

Also, how many days the CEO has he not been in the office?

I will say this, though. I do get angered when some of the salespeople wanted to stay home, and yet we couldn't ever get a hold of them.

No, absolutely, but it's not a moral issue.

No, but think about it. I do think this is a moral issue, and I will stand on my soapbox for this one. During the beginnings of COVID, we put nurses and doctors, factory workers, mail carriers, FedEx drivers, all these people. We put them out there and let them, hey, good luck, guys. You know, let that mask take care of you. Well, we all said that our lives were more important and we stayed home. And I think that was kind of a little bit of a moral issue.

I mean, we didn't stay home.

No, we actually worked.

We were all in here maskless.

Listen, Elon likes us because of that. So we're not BS. Yes. But no, but I do think that that that I look back on that those times and I sat there and I thought to myself, I'm like, man, I felt like any nurse, like I've, you know, become very close with a lot of the Michigan medicine, University of Michigan hospital nurses. And I just feel bad. Like a lot of these people didn't get a chance to even be with their kids.

Well, I think the thing we learned was all of the people who truly keep our world running don't get paid enough.

Well, it's true. They should. And they should get something for that. There should be something to take care of them for what they did, you know? But, all right. Hold on. Call that, where's John at? I want to, what do you guys think, going back to that caller, the John who was with the girl? Are they dating that we're on the call together? I don't know. What do you think?

He kept saying we, like in terms of decision making, so I'm assuming.

I thought maybe they were, because it was just wild. Because you know what they sounded like? An old married couple where he was talking and she finished his sentences. It was kind of like the couple from the Five Lies Tell Your Mom, right, that wanted to have a threesome with me earlier this morning.

Yes, and we got a new misfit today, guys, Smoker Sandra. Oh, my God. Go back and listen. That was big.

Yeah, that was pretty amazing, that Five Lies. This is the Mojo in the Morning Show, and Desiree had you on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom.

I'm going to kick your ass.

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