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good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show happy friday yes the weekend has arrived and we are very happy about that i mean i don't know about you but i kind of like it unless you're having to do pretty much what you do all week long and then as work we feel for you but uh get a couple of days hopefully to be able to recharge uh we got some good stuff today coming up this morning on the show lots of good concert tickets the post malone concert goes on sale later today so we'll have some tickets to win before you can buy Plus, we've got your shot to see Taylor Swift, the Jonas Brothers, and 50 Cent. So make sure that you keep it right here, and we will get those to you. Let's get the show started. Here we go. Back down, it's Friday.

Is it Friday already? Countdown started.

It's Mojo in the morning. Friday. Take it at this. It's Mojo in the morning. Mojo in the morning.

Hello, everybody. It's the weekend, bitches What you need to do

Is be thankful for the life you got You know what I'm saying Stop looking at what you ain't got Start being thankful for what you do got Let's give it to them, baby girl

But just leave me right All the way

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Yeah, I like it. Joy, what's happening, Joy?

Good morning, Mojo. Good morning. What can we play for you? A little bit of joy and pain. Oh, my God. I like it. It's like perfect for you. Here you go. You ready? Yes. Happy weekend.

Come on, Joy. Pump, pump, pump it up. Pain. Come on, come on. Here we go. sunshine what else what else rain oh yeah here we go joy come on come on here we go sunshine yeah and rain give it to a raw bass well i'm a new kid i'm just coming up a lot of raps think that i can't tear it up well i'm gonna show them and ignore them and when they think i ain't looking i for them i mean take them out i keep grooving a slick bass line keep the beat moving they can't take it they just fake it they want the how the raw bass make it i get ill you know the deal because this is how the raw bass feel joy come on come on palm it up pain palm it up palm it up now sunshine what else come on rain here we go here we go joy palm it up palm it up now keep it going keep it going sunshine yeah We're going to party!

Looking sick and sexified So let's go Let's go

Tonight we're going hard, hard, hard, hard, hard Just like the world is ours We're tearing it apart You know we're superstars We are who we are We're dancing like we're dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb

David, what do you want to hear? Little Wayne had a love. Oh, now we're talking. Cut the music up. I think we need to, lights down low. Enjoy this one, okay, David? I appreciate it. Appreciate you, buddy.

You had a lot of crooks trying to steal your heart. Never really had luck, couldn't ever figure out how to love, how to love, mmm, you had a lot of moments that didn't last forever, now you're in a corner trying to put it together, how to love, how to love, mmm, for a second you were here, now you over there, it's hard not to stare, the way you're moving your body like you never had a love. Never had love. When you was just so young and your looks were so precious. But now you've grown up so fly. It's like a blessing, but you can't have a man look at you for five seconds without you being insecure. You never credit yourself. So when you got older, it seems like you came back ten times over. Now you're sitting here in this damn corner, looking through all your thoughts and looking over your shoulders. See you had a lot of tricks Try to steal your heart Never really had luck Could you never figure out

Welcome to the weekend, everybody. Are we ready?

Here we go.

Oh, I wasn't ready.

Welcome. Hold on, I can catch the beat. Welcome to the Mojo, the Mojo in the morning show. This is the Mojo, Mojo in the morning show. We are Mojo Mojo in the morning show Friday's on Mojo Mojo in the morning show Yeah

I lost it there for one second Allison, I was like, hold on a second

Thank God it's Friday

Thank God it is Friday, yes, please Thank you, Jesus, hallelujah Hallelujah Oh, hold on, I was supposed to hit a hallelujah at that one Instead the mom went off Alright, screw that Sorry, got a good show for you today. Throwbacks coming up here this morning. Obviously, you just heard some, but throwback throwdowns coming up, so we'll be playing that. Concert tickets, lots of them. I have a question I need to ask. This is one for all of the people out there that are just weird. If you're one of these weird people, will you call us up? So we went and grabbed a lunch with a buddy of mine and his kids. He said, hey, you want to meet out? And I'm like, yeah, no problem. So I went to this place, and he's got kids that are young enough where he's got to have diaper bag and thing. So we walk in, eat our food. Guy orders like a maniac for little, little kids. And then at the end of our meal, the waitress brings over the check, and she says, hey, do you want to wrap this stuff up? And he goes, yeah, no, no, don't worry about it. And I'm going, okay, no problem. I was going to leave all the stuff. I'm like, it's such a waste, but the kids don't eat much. He gets into his bag and pulls out, not Tupperware, step up from Tupperware, Pyrex dishes. Those glass fancy dishes. Pyrex, Mike, are the glass container Tupperwares, and they have a plastic topping that goes on top. And it, like, clips on. And it goes, like seals. My grandma would send me home with this if we ever went over for dinner. Oh, no.

No, she didn't. I bet you she didn't because you don't give that to other people.

Oh, yeah. Right. But you did. And you'd never bring it back to grandma, right?

Right, right, right.

It was the only thing you inherited from your grandma. Yes. But he brings us out. He starts pulling us off out. And I'm looking and I'm going, okay, what's going on here? And he's, like, wrapping up everything, the chicken fingers and the fries. And he's putting them all like nicely and neatly and stuff And he puts it all down in there And I'm looking at it going, wow, this is really kind of like pretty How he wraps this thing up And I said to him, I go What is that all about? And he goes, I don't like styrofoam And I said, really? And he goes, yeah Because the problem is then I got to transfer the styrofoam To the Pyrex if I go home And warm it up And I got to warm it all up and stuff I mean, that's pretty impressive for a man to do something like that, right? I mean, that seems like something that you would see Like I said to him An 80 year old woman do Like Mike's grandma

Yes You know Is that the Does have a point though But then you gotta That stuff's heavy And you're already carrying A diaper bag and a baby I'm assuming in a car seat It's Yeah A lot

It's a strong man

That is He is very dedicated To saving the environment

But well It's Like I said I said wow This is The saving the environment thing He goes no It's just the whole transfer thing But I But he is saving the environment So that's nice But I want to know Are there any people are there any people that bring Tupperware to a restaurant? Do you go to a restaurant and you bring the Tupperware with you? Like, do you walk in and, you know, have it in your purse? Or where is it that you carry this stuff? Because I thought that that was, like, so odd to see that. And if you didn't have children that were young enough to actually have to have, like, a bag to carry around with, what would you carry it in? A purse. Mia, what's happening?

Um, I do that all the time.

Oh, really?

All the time. Mm-hmm. I bring in my glass Pyrex all the time because I never eat it. And the styrofoam, you can't microwave it either. So if you go home and you need to microwave it, then you can just put it right with the glass.

So basically, you are already saying to yourself, I'm not eating all my food, which is something that I just can't conceive of, too. So I'm...

Yeah, because then you have a meal later. Yeah.

See, I'm usually the person that never has leftovers afterwards. So maybe that's why it's so odd to me.

No, I always love ordering a lot of food.

Yeah. I always laugh, by the way, whenever I see people do things at their tables. Like, have you ever done this before, Mia?

I saw a table about a month and a half or so ago that brought their own condiments. They didn't like the ketchup that the Coney Island had. And all of a sudden, this lady pulls out of her purse a Heinz ketchup bottle and puts it on the table.

I got to tell you, though, sometimes the ketchup is bad. And I wish I had my own. And the ranch.

Sometimes a good ranch changes the whole meal.

Yeah. I'm not opposed to that.

I always think that's kind of funny when people do that. Now, I have a gluten allergy. So there are times where Chelsea will say, why don't you bring gluten-free, like, crackers with you or something like that? Yeah. And I feel like, eh, it's weird. I carry hot sauce. You bring your hot sauce?

I carry hot sauce. Do you really? Oh, yeah, you do. I've seen you do that, yeah.

Yeah. I don't know. It just seems, don't you find it odd that you, you know, have to carry that around with you?

No, because when Beyonce sang, I got hot sauce in my bag, I sang. Made it okay. I also have hot sauce in my bag.

Me too, me. One of my favorite things of going out to eat is just to see the oddities that happen at tables next to me. And I think we should do this and we should tape it and we should post it up on our social media. But we should all go get a table at the least fanciest restaurant in town, pull out a tablecloth, put it on.

Yeah, our own silverware, wine glasses.

Just start pulling everything out of the whole thing and just see what the people go. What the hell? and just get the video reaction. Yeah. But it's got to be none of us doing it because if anybody sees us on social media or whatever, like we just got to like grab, who could we grab here from the building that would just be weird enough, you know, to be able to do something like that and pull something like that off? Maybe that guy from sales, Megan, that you guys, or Don, yeah. Don will be perfect. Don here, or what's the guy's name in sales that I always say to you? Tim. Tim, we're going to have Tim from Toledo Sales too. That'd be perfect. Natalia, what's going on?

Hi, I have something to add to that. My dad is a coffee connoisseur. He hates coffee from a breakfast restaurant, so he'll bring his own coffee and make it at the table with a little scale and everything to make sure that it's all good.

Oh, does he do the drip coffee that you've got to wait 10 minutes for it to go?

Yeah, he'll do it all while we're waiting for our food.

That's amazing. That's funny, though, that he just pulls it out. You know what? Can he go hang out with Don and all the other people that we have doing this thing for us?

Yeah, that's so funny. He loves it, though.

I wonder what servers think when they walk up and see that. You know what I mean?

Oh, I'm so embarrassed.

Yeah. Do they ever say anything to you? Or do they ever ask if they could try the coffee?

No, but they're impressed with him. They're like, dang, you are a dedicated dude.

Thanks for the call. I appreciate it. Joe, you bring your own ranch when you go out to eat? Yeah, well, only to the foreign colonies in Detroit, you know. Yeah? What's your favorite ranch? What do you use? Hidden Valley. Hidden Valley.

Yes. Okay, yep.

Yeah.

Can't go wrong with that, man.

It's got to be thick Hidden Valley. Like, it can't be runny Hidden Valley, you know?

No, that's the nastiest thing ever. Extra creamy.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

By the way, this won't be the last time I say extra creamy this morning. No, I don't know.

You got to put a pause on that, bro.

All right, done. Pause. Have a great weekend, buddy. You do the same. Take care. Bye. How smart are you?

It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

Shannon, your favorite show debuted on Netflix in this year, Bridgerton.

We find ourselves seated beside each other.

I don't like to think you're happy about that.

It would be better if you were friends from thinking about me at all. I'm aware of your reputation. I'm anything but interested in you.

And I anything interested in you. It was the year that the only thing interesting that happened at the vice presidential debate was a fly.

Well, guys, last night was, of course, the big vice presidential debate between Mike Pence and Kamala Harris. And everyone's still talking about it because a fly actually landed on Pence's head.

And Yummy from Justin Bieber was the big song. We'll be back with the dirty. We'll have a chance for you to win Taylor Swift tickets and you winning next.

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God, I keep forgetting to turn my microphone on for some reason. It was the year that Bridgerton was the big show. It debuted on Netflix. We find ourselves seated beside each other. I'd like to think you're happy about that.

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Remember when the fly landed on Mike Pence's head at the vice presidential debates?

Well, guys, last night was, of course, the big vice presidential debate between Mike Pence and Kamala Harris. And everyone's still talking about it because a fly actually landed on Pence's head.

And Yummy was the big song. What year was that? Excuse me. What year was that? Let's go to Mike. Hi, Mike. Hi, Mojo. Good morning. Good morning. What year was that? That was 2020. There you go. Congratulations to you. We're going to set you up with the prize. 2020, what gave it away? That darn fly on Peck's hat. The election year. We're going to set you up with Logic tickets plus Juicy J tickets, Logic and Juicy J at the Fox Theater on May the 28th. Plus, you're qualified for this VIP package, and we'll put your name into this, and then we're going to do a drawing real quick after I give out the Taylor Swift word. So we'll stay there and I'll put Mike in there and we'll add it to what we got already from this week. The word for Taylor, for text for Taylor, is HERO, H-E-R-O. So if you want to win Taylor Swift tickets to go see Taylor Swift on June the 9th or 10th, text HERO to 95500. Standard text and data rates do apply. And the winner of the contest is Andy. Andy.

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We'll get you caught up on what's trending. New contestants in the 5 at 655. So two new contestants in moments. Got my butt kicked yesterday.

Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend, Joe Alwyn. He has seen the photos and the videos. And he knows we're all talking about Taylor and her new boyfriend, the 1975 frontman, Maddie Healy. And I'm hearing that Joe feels distraught and slated by her new romance after really putting his trust in her when she told him that she was just friends with Maddie. So Joe asked her about him repeatedly and got the age-old, we're just friends. You have nothing to worry about. You know, rumors of Taylor and Maddie's relationship first surfaced earlier this month, like five weeks ago. Just a couple of weeks after the news of her split from Joe, whom she dated for six years, was made public. And according to a great source of mine, Joe, pretty unhappy that his former partner has moved on so quickly, particularly again after he put his trust in Taylor when she started collaborating with Maddie during the final months of their relationship. And now, look what happened.

Could Taylor Swift be a cheater? I mean, when you hear this, does it make you think?

Oh, my God. I kind of like it.

This is like the new version of Taylor Swift. She's now become the bad girl Taylor Swift.

Why do I prefer this version?

Really? I know.

I feel like you've been liking her more a lot lately.

No?

Yeah, I don't like... I don't know.

I think it's cool what she's been doing at her shows and stuff. And I think obviously her shows are very entertaining. But I do say this. I kind of liked her in Joe Alwyn, but he was almost too good and nice for her.

Like slightly boring? I kind of agree with that

Like we know the guy

I know He could be like huge partier and we would have no idea

What I kind of picture though is I picture that Taylor Swift going from Joe Alwyn to this Maddie Healy guy from hearing about his Sketchy you know present And past makes me feel like She's gone from like driving Like a Chevy Traverse To driving like a Mercedes G-Wagon or something like that You know what I mean? Like you're all of a sudden, you know, hanging out with just like the normalcy and everything. And then next thing you know, you got to go out and get like the...

A little baddie.

Crazy baddie, yeah.

Real quick, model Ireland Baldwin is a mom after giving birth to her first child, a baby girl she named Holland. And Holland's arrival means that Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger have officially become grandparents.

And you know who she is, don't you?

Oh, yeah, who Ireland was? She was on the receiving end of that very famous, now famous voicemail.

Yeah. She was the...

When dad called her a pig, right?

Yeah. What was the exact line that he had? It was something like, you're...

Do we have it? Straighten your ass out.

Yeah.

It was part of that. Yeah. Tom Sandoval back at home. Back at the home, in fact, he shares still with his ex...

girlfriend ariana maddox arrived alone looked very somber and melancholy on the heels of that explosive vanderpump rules finale this week he lives in la san fernando valley you can bet that the paparazzi was waiting for him when he got out of that uber he was solo by the way no raquel insight no ariana obviously she stayed in new york city to hang with her new boyfriend and also to do a media tour where she's just trashing tom and yeah if you're saying wait a second they still live together after everything that happened they do they're sleeping in different rooms they're rarely there at the same time but they do still share that home and it's still in the top three in terms of movies at the box office right now and chris pratt says he is convinced that jack black can earn an emmy grammy oscar and tony for his song peaches from the super mario brothers

movie i'm never gonna outdo jack black his that dude's got incredible pipes but i have caught myself singing peaches around the house non-stop since i first heard it and i think he could get his whole egot with peaches he could get a grammy he could get an oscar once we bring mario to broadway he'll get a tony and his emmy will be uh performing

Oh, yes. Yes. I don't know. I don't know. Oh, no. Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches. Ah! No!

Mike. Yes. You're good. Not as good as my five-year-old, who sings it on the toilet every single day. Does he really? Oh, yes. That's so great. I don't understand.

I'm going to die.

I don't know.

There we are. Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, ah, love you.

Oh my God, that's incredible. And singing into a silly string bottle. Can you be fair? Very fancy. I feel like Jack Black is one of those people where you're like, how does he not have an E back yet? Honestly, I think Chris Pratt was saying that jokingly. But you kind of step back and I thought the same thing. He's so insanely talented. In everything. He's good in literally everything. I know.

Hey, this is Mucho Macho Nacho Jack Black. And more of Mojo in the Morning is coming up next.

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All right, it's time now for the 5 at 6.55. We got two new contestants. Shannon, Mike, Megan, I want you guys to say hello to, first off, contestant number one, a graphic designer for a cannabis company in Grand Rapids. Welcome, Carrie, to the show. Hi. Hi, Carrie. What cannabis company?

I don't think I'll say, but I think it's one.

Oh, okay, because you know we'll hit you up for some freebies, right? Right, everybody does. I know they do. The next contestant here is a school teacher. By the way, she's currently taking her daughter to school from Lambertville. Welcome Lauren to the show. Hi, Lauren.

Hi, how is it?

Hello, hello. And what is your daughter's name? Ava. And it's her birthday on Sunday. Oh, man. Happy birthday, Ava. Have a wonderful... How old is Ava going to be? She'll be nine. Happy ninth. Oh, my gosh, Ava, we might have to have President Joe Biden get on the phone here and sing you happy birthday here, okay? We'll do that for you. Hold on. Carrie and Lauren, we flipped a coin off the air. It was decided that Carrie's going to go first. Lauren, I'm locking you in a soundproof area. If there is a tie, because there's no true champion yet, we have two new contestants, we have a know the show tiebreaker question. So something about the show. All right. Okay. All right, here we go. We're locking you up. Here we go. Lauren's getting in the sound for very, Carrie. You ready?

Yep.

Question number one. Billie Eilish has broken up with her boyfriend of just under a year. What's Billie's musician brother's name? Question number two. Disney released an excerpt of Melissa McCarthy as Ursula singing Poor Unfortunate Souls from this remake of an old animated classic. Little Mermaid. Question number three. Fast X is out in theaters this weekend and features a cameo from Meadow Walker, the daughter of the late actor who starred in the original Fast movies. Paul Walker. Question number three.

Number four, Taylor Swift's most recent ex-boyfriend says that he feels slighted by her new romance with the 1975's Matt Healy. What's her ex's name?

Joe Outland.

And question number five, the big story this week was the near-catastrophic collision that happened when a paparazzi chase was going on with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle in this U.S. city.

three seconds New York

let's bring the champ back from a sound or not champ I'm so used to saying that let's bring let's bring Lauren back Carrie Carrie got five out of five perfect score

she got a perfect one

that means you cannot miss any of these okay Lauren question number one Billie Eilish has broken up with her boyfriend of just under a year. What's Billie's musician brother's name?

Phineas.

Yes. One to one. Question number two. Disney released an excerpt of Melissa McCarthy as Ursula singing Poor Unfortunate Souls from this remake of an old animated classic.

Little Mermaid. Yes. Two to two.

Question number three. Fast X is out in theaters this weekend and features a cameo of Meadow Walker, daughter of the late actor who starred in the original Fast movies.

Paul Walker. Yeah. Three to three.

Cannot miss these next two. Question number four. Taylor Swift's most recent ex-boyfriend says that he feels slighted by her new romance with the 1975's Matt Healy. What's her ex's name?

Joe Allway? Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

Did she say Allway? Yeah. It's Allwin. Oh, no.

You're so defeated when this happens. Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. Joe Allwin. We got a champ, and that champ is Carrie. Congratulations to you, Carrie. I hate that. The last question The paparazzi was chasing after Prince Harry and Meghan Markle In New York So you know that that's the answer Aww what is going on here Why do we gotta do that Why do we gotta be so technical We gave it to what's his name yesterday I already forgot the kid's name

But he got the full name right That's true

Lauren I am so sorry But you do have a parting gift And I think you're going to love this parting gift. I promise you this. If I was going to lose on purpose, I would lose on purpose this week because we are setting you up with a gift basket for all kinds of amazing stuff from Papa Joe's Gourmet Market. Their locations are in the Metro Detroit area. Actually, Birmingham. They're actually at the airport, too. If you ever fly out of Detroit Metro Airport, they're in the, what's the, the Spirit Airlines Terminal or whatever.

Yeah, the Southwest Airlines Terminal. Is it called the Smith Terminal?

Or is that the old one?

Or no, I think it's called the North Terminal.

But aren't they also, they might also be underneath that, aren't they?

Not the McNamara Terminal, the other one.

Wait, aren't they also underneath that little thing where you go through and it looks like there's like an LSD thing that goes on with the light show and stuff? You know, at the Delta Terminal. Do you ever have to go fly those things?

The C and V terminals?

Yeah. So real quick, I just want to say this, that Cynthia has been listening all this week. She is awesome. We love her so much. And thank you to Cynthia. tomorrow you got to go head out to uh go see our buddy you know tony and cynthia at papa joe's they're gonna have a big sale going on with lots of good stuff papa joe's uh and i also promised ava something are you ready ava are you listening here we go ava we gotta we gotta wish you a very very happy uh birthday here this weekend happy birthday to you happy birthday to you

happy birthday dear happy birthday to you happy ninth birthday have a great birthday okay thank you thank you so much carrie we'll see you on monday it's mojo in the mornings five at 655

mojo in the morning show phone number is 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 text is 95500 do women like just take joy and when their guy finally gets it. Is it really? Is it like one of those things where all of a sudden you as a woman feel like, yeah, you're the champion because you were right?

You guys all know my obsession with TJ Maxx and HomeGoods commercials. Shut up. I have a slight problem. I know it. I have my favorite ones. Well, Wes, my fiance, just moved down the street from one of the best TJ Maxx. Actually, it's a HomeGoods Marshalls. Okay. What makes it the best? They always have good stuff. It's always well-stocked. I just always walk out if they're not empty handed, unfortunately. And actually, it's become a little bit of a problem because when I'm on my way to his new place, especially if I have a little bit of time, I just it's like it's calling my name and automatically my car ends up in the parking lot and I don't even know how I got there. but I'm there and I go in and I get lost in the aisles of just wonder and I get to his house like an hour later than I originally told him I would get there so this has become like a minor issue so last night or two nights ago um he had said to me you know we had plans to have dinner at my house and he was going to stay the night and he said his ETA was 6 p.m. this guy didn't so up until almost 7 30 p.m. Why you might ask because he quote unquote just popped into home goods marshals and lost track of time he was so scared to admit to me that that's where he was because he always rolls his eyes at me and he knew that it was going to be a situation of African told you so oh and now he gets it you don't get it I don't get it no those are my favorite moment but it may be yeah you don't get it no i don't it's like the same thing i had to do this with target one time yeah right because um and this was when i was married but my ex-husband would always be like i don't understand how you say you're going to target for one thing and then our bill shows that you've spent like 210 dollars yeah later all the time and then the one time he came with me and our cart was filled with stuff that was not mine it was his and i said finally now. Do you understand what is happening here?

Hold on a second. I've got to interrupt this programming for something. We're going to play a round of marry, F, or kill. Wait, what? Marry, F, or kill. Ready? With who? You're playing it.

No, I know. With who? Target. Oh, God.

TJ Maxx or Marshall's Home Goods? Marry, F, or kill. Tell us, please. Target, TJ Maxx, Marshall's Home Goods. Okay. All right. Which one are you marrying? Which one are you F-ing? and which one are you killing? Remember, the killing one means the store's closing down. It's going to close down like, what was the store that just filed bankruptcy and closed down? Bed Bath & Beyond. Yeah, that can go. All right, go ahead.

Nobody shopped there. I know.

All right, number one.

I'm going to kill TJ Maxx.

You're killing TJ Maxx.

Only because Marshall's is kind of essentially the same thing and Marshall's is usually with HomeGoods. Okay. So I am going to marry Target because they have everything from groceries to everything else. And I'm going to F Marshalls and HomeGoods.

Okay. All right. You've just.

I had to think about that. Oh.

Marry, F, or Kill. It's funny. I look at stores and stuff like that, and I think of what my obsessive stores are, like which stores that I have to have.

For you, it would be Ulta. What would it be? Ulta, Dix. Dix. I like Dix. I feel like you love you some Nordstrom.

I used to like Nordstrom's. Nordstrom's has, you know what Nordstrom's has? It has jumped the shark. They have become horrible. I don't know why that is, but COVID made them do it. The Apple Store. Oh, I do like the Apple Store, but it's funny. I wish that the Apple Store by us wasn't in the mall, so I could just go right into the store. I would say Ulta, Dix, and maybe Costco.

Oh, okay.

Because I do like going to Costco, okay?

Okay, do F, Marry, or Kill.

All right, F, Marry, or Kill with... Where's music? All right, here we go. Oh, no, that's the wrong one. I was trying to play my game-pondering movie. Yeah, here we go. F, Marry, or Kill. Well, I'm going to kill me some dicks. I'm going to marry me some Costco, and I'm going to F me some Ulta. That would be mine for me right there. What are your three favorite stores, Michael? I would say Finish Line or Foot Locker. I guess we'll put them in the same. Foot Locker, we'll just say. Okay. Home Depot, Lowe's Menor.

Menards. Okay. Well, you got to pick one.

See, I could do HomeGoods Marshalls because they're always the same.

Yeah. Okay. Well, usually the same. So, Foot Locker. Home Depot. Home Depot. And probably Aldi or Meyer, but I got to pick one. Oh, well, I kind of like, which one do you want? Aldi. Aldi. All right, all right, here we go. Marriott for Kill. Oh, I am going to Kill Aldi. Oh, then you're going to starve. I know, but I don't like grocery. I mean, I don't mind grocery shopping, but I don't like full-on grocery shopping. Actually, you know what? Let's change this a little bit. Okay. Because yours are not competing like all these stores. In Shannon's case, they almost have to compete against each other. Okay. Mine weren't even good either. You should do Aldi, Meijer, and then what would be the third food place? Do you go to Trader Joe's ever or anything else? Sometimes. There's a family fair here. I think I'd probably go to family fair. All right. Family fair, Aldi, or Meijer? I would F Aldi, I would marry Meyer, and I would kill Family Fair. Kill Family Fair. Goodbye, Family Fair. You are no longer alive anymore. Megan, what are your three?

Oh, my God. See, I was going to do- You're going to do makeup stores.

Oh, I was going to do Barnes & Noble. Oh, but there's Barnes & Noble and Books A Million, and that's it.

Barnes & Noble's killing themselves.

Okay, makeup stores. Sephora, Ulta, give me another one.

Sephora, Alta, or what's it? Mac, Morphe. Mac. Mac. Mac. Mac. All right. So that's a good one. That's a good one. Sephora, Alta, or Mac. Mac.

I know who I'm going to kill right off the bat, and that's Sephora because they changed their point system, and I'm so mad about it, I will not get over it.

Amen. Amen. Amen.

I refuse to ever let this one down. I love that you know what she's talking about.

I do. All right. I'm out, yeah.

I'm okay I'm gonna I'm gonna marry Ulta Because they have Skin care and hair care Yeah And then I will F Mac Because they have The best lipsticks In the whole world

Alright

Honey love baby Honey love with a Cork lip liner Is my go to Every time somebody Asks me what I'm wearing Honey love lipstick With a cork lip liner There you go Alright

Can we do this Can I do this With Coney Islands Is it okay to do With like Coney restaurants In the Detroit area They're like big restaurants Yeah Okay Leo's National Or American Should I do something like that? Yes I'm going to First off My friend owns American And I've always thought That she'd be fun to F So we'll F her We're gonna kill National And Oh god I don't want to marry No I'm gonna switch that back Why don't you do

Victor's Coney Island

Well, because Victor, they don't like calling it a Coney Island because they like to, you know, they got fancier stuff on them. They have fancier and fairer on there. But it's funny because you started this all by saying that guys, you know, don't get it. They don't understand it.

They don't get it until they experience it. And then you get it.

That happens. Anybody that's in a relationship, anybody that's a guy, admit this to me. That it is usually a woman in your life. It could be your wife, girlfriend. and it could even be your sister, you know, or mom, that is the person that turns you on to this stuff. Like, no guy just all of a sudden randomly walks into, you know, a home goods.

Have you ever been to a home goods? Honestly, have you ever been to a home goods?

Honestly, I've never.

Oh, my God, I'm going to take you to the one on Telegraph.

They're great. I have never been to a home goods if but to just follow Chelsea around and look at my phone the entire time complaining about why am I in there. No, I've been physically in it, but I haven't mentally been in it. So I don't get it.

Actually, I'm going to go to Marshalls because they've got your big sexy hair all the time. They do? Yep.

Way cheaper than Ulta. But here's the thing. There are parts of Target that I've never been down. Like there are areas of going to Target where I have like literally never been down those aisles.

Like what?

So I usually walk in. When I walk into Target, I walk immediately and go to the right. And that's all like the cosmetics and stuff like that. I go right past all that stuff.

Okay, that's fair.

Then I get to the shaving creams, toothpaste, and things like that. I go to that aisle. Never go to the pet aisles in Target because we don't buy anything pet aisle stuff there. And I never usually go. I usually go to where all of a sudden there is the freezer sections and the cold food. And then there are vegetables and things like that. I take a right at my Target and I go down the wet wipes aisle. And that's about it for that aisle I get wet wipes And then I take a left And I go all the way down But I never go to the very end

You never go to the clothes and shoes? I never do clothes and shoes That's good guy clothes That's good

they don't carry my size they have great plus size clothing can i just give some target some some props here because they have very size inclusive ranges and we love that yeah i don't

know i i've never uh been able to try that and i'll only be disappointed if i go in there usually i judge it based on their belts if i go to their belts and their belts end at 32 size waist i'm done so it doesn't uh it doesn't work for me so really they do have bigger sizes i shop at target So I never go to, I never usually get to the clothes side of the thing. I usually go right to any of the sporting goods stuff, the games, the toys, the, you know, electronics. And I never go to the back corner where the seasonal stuff is. That's the best. Except for Christmas maybe or Christmas time. Really? Yes.

That's it. That's it.

Stuff you didn't know you needed. Yes.

You're going to redecorate your whole deck.

Honestly, I never really thought of it. Maybe today, this might be my first. This might be the day that I decide.

Take a selfie in there.

Should I? All right. I might actually have to-

Proof that you went to the deep, dark corners of Target.

I might have to figure it out.

And you've got to have a Starbucks in your hands. Yes. It's going to be totally basic.

That's the other thing, too. With a selfie. That's the other thing, too, is I have a hard time going to the Starbucks now at my Target because it takes 18 hours to get something there. It's usually a hell of a lot longer than just honestly going to the Starbucks that's just down the street. And going through the drive-thru. And I don't know what it is. And it's usually because the person's having to like read. You know what they look like at Starbucks when they're at Target? They look like me. They're on YouTube trying to figure out a recipe. You know what I mean? They can never figure it out. Am I right on that or am I wrong on that? I think I'm right on that one. Texters that are texting in this morning. This is an interesting one. Some people said that we should do Mary Effer Kill with some of the fast food restaurants. Some of our favorite fast food places Chicken sandwiches would be a good one Another person says we should do Marry, Off, or Kill Amazon, Netflix, Google I think Google shouldn't be on there It should be Amazon, Netflix, YouTube Or something like that And then somebody says Can somebody please isolate the mojo I'm killing dicks You're just going to kill me some dicks Megan went out On a date last night And went for a fancy meal, too. I actually went to, like, one of those high-class places that has white napkins. And if you drop it on the floor, guess what they do? Bring you a new one. What's going on? Who did you go out on a fancy date with last night?

My future ex-husband, Steve Kubar.

Did you really?

I did. That's nice. Did you come here, or did he go down to Toledo? No, I came to him because he's rude.

Really? Wait, he wouldn't. Let you come Hold on, I'm sorry

Hey, it's Steve Gabar

Oh my god

Every time we talk about him, can you just play that, please?

That's it, we should actually have that I'll put it in the box

Hey, it's Steve Gabar It's Zodford and Holly

I love him, though

He's the best

He took you to a fancy restaurant What restaurant did you guys go to?

Is it Joe Muir? Oh, that's a real nice restaurant Yeah, too nice for me I don't know what he was thinking That was way too nice I need to preface this Before I start digging into all of my problems We had a great time Loved spending time with him It was so nice that he took me somewhere nice It was nice to get out of the house I had a very busy week With a bunch of stressful, heavy things It was nice to just go do something fun So thank you, Steve Comma, butt, dot, dot, dot um we get there and I realize how um unprepared I am for fancy living so if my father Scott Mick is listening thanks for really letting me down here because I never know how to act in proper settings to the point where anytime something came out I didn't know how to eat it so I waited for Steve to start and then I would start eating because I didn't know which silverware to use or what plates to use or how to eat the bread or, like, anything. And then this is one of those places where when the food comes out, apparently the server puts the napkin in your lap for you. I didn't know that. Yeah, I didn't know that. And so I, like, grabbed it and I almost tucked it into my shirt because, you know, I spill everything on my boobs. And as he was reaching, he realized it wasn't there. And it was very awkward because he was like a robot and he didn't know what to do and he just kind of walked away. and then later on somebody held a door for me but I didn't notice that anybody would hold the door for me so I literally ran into the man holding the door and they brought hot towels

during the meal forgot how to act with those and i didn't know what to do so i just held his until steve got his and i just looked at him and he started wiping his hands i was like oh yeah

that's what we do question okay i was just about to ask you what do you do with those hot towels

i literally just stared at him until he grabbed his uh there was a palette cleanser in the middle of the meal i didn't know that's what it was a palette cleanser yeah i didn't know what it was And so I just, I just kept staring at the man. I'm too old to be walked through how to eat at a dinner with a person you're supposed to be going to dinner with. The entire time I was just replaying in my head, like, why didn't they cover this in Princess Diaries? What did she say? Like, what am I supposed to do now? And I was just dropping the ball left and right. It felt so out of place, but it was so fun.

So every time that they would do something that was kind of fancy, you would have to look at Steve to see what he would do? Or did you ever look at other tables to see what other tables were up to?

So I was staring at other tables, but I kept my favorite pastime is to create backstories for strangers. So I would look over at another table to see what they were doing, but then get so interested in being like, is this a first date? Is that their sugar daddy? Did a family member just die? Is somebody trying to get a promotion? Like, I forgot to pay attention to literally anything else that was going on. And eventually I looked at Steve and I was like, you just have to explain all of this to me. I have no idea what's going on.

You know what I think we need to do? We need to do a good old-fashioned etiquette class for Megan. Aren't there, like, classes like that? Yes, there sure are. I've seen it in movies before where they send the daughter off to etiquette class. I had to go to etiquette class. You went to etiquette class? Yeah, look where I am now. Oh, no wonder why. Look where I am now. You guys couldn't tell. What did you learn in etiquette class?

How to walk, proper hygiene, manners at the table.

Wow. Yeah. That's wild. For a long time. What was the reasoning behind this?

Because it was part of like a modeling program that my mom had my sisters and I in. You guys, I had a bowl haircut and eczema. I was not a model. but but i mean you know for a young girl to learn you know about hygiene and why whatever i don't

know have any of our listeners i can't believe i had to do it have any of our listeners ever been in a setting like this where all of a sudden you found yourself like in a fancy setting and you didn't know how to react and what did you do 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is the telephone number I still don't understand why do they need multiple forks like why and and what is the deal with keeping your your utensils like why do they have to take your utensils I was a dishwasher as a as a teenager and I didn't want to have to sit there and wash all kinds of little stuff right

it's crazy I had multiple forks multiple knives I was multiple glasses plates I was so confused

yeah did you by the way did you put your pinky out when you were eating no but the whole time

I just kept telling myself, don't burp. And if you have to have that mantra playing in your head, you don't deserve to be at a restaurant like that.

How do you think?

Hey, it's Steve Gabara. It's that Ford and it's that.

How would he have reacted to you letting out a little belch?

Honestly, he knows me at this point. I would look at him and be like, you know who you invited. This is your own fault. I'm not a Joe Muir person. I'm a Five Guys person. That's what I deserve.

And honestly, Steve is, too. That's the funny thing about it. So he must really like you if he's taking you somewhere nice like that.

Yeah, what's wrong with him? I have no idea. Is he okay? Somebody should check up on him.

Somebody help us with this one here, too. Hold on. I was actually going to try to... I wonder if I can call him up and get him this early in the morning. Was it a late night last night? What time did you get to bed at last night?

I got home around 1130.

Uh-oh. Wait a second. Did we get ourselves some?

No. Oh, my God. No.

No, I'm talking about dessert. Oh, yeah. I don't know what you're thinking about here. By the way, you think that I want to hear about you and Steve Gabara being romantic together this early in the morning?

Are you kidding me? You want to know everything.

No, not this early in the morning I want to hear about that.

Lies.

Be like, ooh, come on, stop that. Hold on, I don't know if he's...

Hello, this is Steve.

Oh, come on. What's the last name? I need that. Wait, hold on a second.

Hi, this is Nicole. I'm calling from a company called rosesbloom.com.

Can I give you some flowers, please? Is this? Hey, it's Steve Gabara. It's Zodford and Holly. Yeah, it is, but don't ask. I know it's you guys. Your number's like top secret block or something.

Oh, okay, okay. That's probably why. Yeah, it's calling from that secret line, the line that we use for War of the Roses. Steve, did Megan behavior?

at the fancy restaurant last night?

I mean, she gave it her best shot. Yeah, for sure. Her best shot?

But, I feel like there's a but. But what?

No, Megan was very well behaved. She, I think, struggled with, you know, maybe exactly how many forks and knives were on the table, but we pushed through. And we had a great time. It was really good. I mean, yeah.

I like it. Now, is this the type of place with pictures on the menu or no? Absolutely not. No, this is the place they bring you out the raw food and say, look at this. This is the fish we'll cook for you. Sarah, what's going on?

Hi, good morning. So whenever my boyfriend and I go out to Gandy Dancer in Ann Arbor, they give you about four, I would say about like four forks and like three spoons, which i don't understand why you need that many spoons in the first place yeah but um i always wait for my boyfriend to choose his fork that he's going to use because his family's normally fancy like that but like the first time i ate with them i like looked around i was like okay how do you guys eat like yeah that is so awesome i completely agree with megan that like it does get overwhelming so like i'm a people watcher so i will of course watch which one people are

gravitating towards that's great thank you for the call what's up tony hey mojo how you guys doing good say hello uh tony we've got a celebrity on the uh the phone with us right now i don't know

if you know that but hey it's steve gabar it's not fort and holly oh hey steve gabar it

I just wanted to tell, when I was in high school, I had never been to a fancy restaurant before. So it was a prom, and we went to Ricardo's in downtown Toledo. And so I ordered a filet mignon. I had never ordered a filet mignon before in my life. And when the waiter walked up to me, he was like, how would you like that, medium? And, you know, I didn't want to seem like a, you know, I didn't want to seem like an in-off fat butt. So I said, could I have a small?

That sounds like sizes.

Tony, that is so good.

That is the greatest. You know, and on top of that, she kept yelling at me for putting my elbows on the table.

Oh, my God.

Did Megan have her elbows on the table?

No, but you know what? I thought about it because I did. I was sitting there. I was like, we're chatting. I've got my elbows on the table. I'm going to say, this is terrible, but I figured I was with Megan, so it was okay.

Oh, what a wonderful night. All right, well, take care of yourselves, guys.

Megan, she's the best. And don't you forget it. This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon, Dirty on the 30. That might upset Megan. Is that right?

I know. It's Friday. I don't want to start your weekend this way, Megan, but Harry Styles has a new lady.

No, but also good for him.

Word on the street is that he has grown very close to Victoria's Secret model Candace Swannablow. Of course he has. Following his split from Olivia Wilde. So this is, if you're keeping track, this is the seventh Victoria's Secret angel that he's dated. I mean, are we surprised?

Let's go clap.

Kara Delving, Kendall Jenner, Nadine Leopold, Sarah Sampeo, Georgia Fowler, Camila Rowe. Yeah, he's got a thing. But Harry and Candace originally met and sang hi when he performed at the Victoria's Secret show back in 2017 and stayed in touch. Good for him.

He dating a Victoria's Secret model is like a Kardashian dating an NBA player. That is. He's got to do it, right? This is perfect.

No shock. This morning, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are demanding that a photo agency hand over the footage snapped by their paparazzi after their, quote-unquote, near-catastrophic car chase. On Tuesday night, Harry and Meghan said they need the footage for one reason, to improve their security. They never want that to happen again. Now, the photo agency at the center of this is Backgrid. They're also the ones who came out on Wednesday and made a statement to page six saying, you know, everything that you've heard about what happened is not true. There were no near collisions or near crashes during this incident. The couple was never in immediate danger by any of our photographers. Nonetheless, the the royals, Harry and Meghan, I shouldn't say the non royals want them to.

immediately provide their team with copies of all photos, videos, film taken that night. And that was stated in a letter that Harry and Meghan's lawyer sent to this photo agency. However, Batgrid's lawyers shot back with a snarky letter of their own. And they wrote, in America, as I'm sure you know, property belongs to the owner of it. Third parties cannot just demand it be given to them, as perhaps kings do. Part of this letter said Perhaps you should sit down with your client And advise them that his English rules of royal prerogative To demand that the citizenry Hand over their property to the crown Were rejected by this country a long time ago We stand by our founding fathers They wrote

Well I don't think they should hand this over Just because somebody demands it What I find interesting is how they're downplaying The scariness of it When we all think we've been followed home And the panic it gives us And the way we will drive around our neighborhoods when people aren't actually following us. And they were being followed and stalked, and then you're just downplaying the scare. I disagree. I agree.

It's New York City. There's so many people there, you think you're being followed. There's so many people in that place. Did you see?

In the streets. Yeah, no. It may not have been high speed, but nobody said high speed. Nobody said high speed. Except for Eric Adams, the mayor of New York City, who said that.

But that was never claimed. God forbid you make the same three turns that I do before I get to my house. I think you're following me. I'm going to drive a mile out of the way to make sure you're not. Yeah.

After Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant's second gun incident, his signature sneakers have been totally wiped from Nike's website. The Ja 1 athletic shoes were released last month. They were actually really, really popular. Great seller. But now, outside of like one or two t-shirts, there isn't anything Ja Morant related on Nike's site. Now, they haven't totally released his sneakers. There is a new mismatched Hunger Colorway that's scheduled to be released on the 25th. And that still appears if you look at the drop-down menu in the upcoming section of the Nike website or the sneakers app. I know other retailers like Dick's Sporting Goods and then StockX and Flight Club, they still have jaw ones for sale, but not on Nike's website. And lastly, do you guys remember, and this was years and years, 2010, in fact, years ago, when Oprah started handing out cars to everybody in her audience. Okay, it was like part of her favorite things list. Everybody in the audience was gifted with a Volkswagen Beetle, a bug. Well, a girl named Candy Davis was in that audience and she posted a TikTok that's now gone viral to share what Oprah said to the audience when the show was over and the cameras were turned off that day.

When we were done, she kicked off her gold high heel shoes and sat down on the edge of the stage to talk to all of us. The cameras weren't rolling and she said, I know you don't feel like you deserve any of this stuff. and you don't. None of you deserve it but you are worthy of it and I want you to remember that and it was a beautiful moment and a bunch of people said it was their favorite part of the whole day but it wasn't mine because I had just won a car

So honest. That's such a cool thing to say too. You take the time to do that. It's really cool Congratulations

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Directly from the source it's mojo in the morning's dirty on the 30 uh it's mojo in the morning show um sometimes this can actually be harder than breaking up with a relationship like a boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife a friend of mine recently realized that he's like a got a different thing going on in his life right now uh he's now married he's got a new baby um recently got a promotion at work and it seems like everything in his life is growing up except for his friends he's got like a few friends that are kind of like still stuck in the days of you know always going out and getting drunk and trying to pick up you know girls and you know acting like fools well he has told me that he's going to have a talk with these guys and tell them that he doesn't know if he can be friends with them anymore because he thinks it puts him in a bad spot with his relationship, with his marriage. And I thought to myself, I'm like, wow, that's kind of an interesting thing that you're doing because I don't think I've ever done that. I think that I just like maybe slowed down and just didn't go out, you know, but I never like physically or verbally said, I'm, you know, not going to hang out with you anymore. But I thought this actually could be a really good topic to bring up on the air. Has anybody ever had a friendship breakup?

Where they told their friends that they couldn't be friends with them anymore. And I'm not talking about just ghosting them or just, you know, not being part of their life anymore or not calling them. I'm talking like had a conversation with them where you said we are no longer going to be friends. And what was the reason why? You have? Yes. Mike?

Yeah, yeah. I had a friend group breakup. I used to party pretty, like in my college days, pretty hard. Pretty, pretty, pretty hard. um and i actually ended up stopped like i quit drinking for like five years uh because i had gotten in some trouble and i made some life choices uh that weren't the best um and i decided at that point i'm gonna stop i need to change my life i was just early into dating alley um and i realized at that point once you stop like all those people disappear you so you didn't say anything to them you just stopped uh well then i had a conversation because after a few years went by, people started reaching out to me again. Cause again, they just disappear right away. Yeah. Uh, they reached out to me again and I'm like, guys, I'm not doing that anymore. That's not my, like, I don't want to go out and party every single night. I don't want to go, uh, try to find girls. I don't want to be a wingman. I don't want to put myself in a position where you're going to screw something up for me, even though I'm not doing anything wrong. Me being in that situation is going to jeopardize my relation. And it did at one point because even like attempting to hang out with them again. You know, Allie and I went through a break and I'm like, all right, well, I'm going to go back to hang out with these guys again and this is where I need and immediately realized that that is a terrible, it was a terrible decision. They took you back. They did. They did, but it was a bad decision. I do believe

that there are some friendships that last forever and there are some friendships that only, for the moment, their purpose is for just a season in your life.

KP, you were going to say something. You actually had a friendship breakup?

Yes, recently. So actually last week, there's this girl that I met when I lived up in Traverse City and it just got to the point where communication wasn't very good and she was having some self-esteem issues that we would talk about and I felt like I was being super supportive but it got to be too much to me to the point of like she was replacing therapy with sessions with me and as much as I loved her it just it wasn't working and she ended up texting me saying you know I can't give what you deserve in this friendship and i and i said back to her you're like i see that but and i agree like i really need to set this boundary you need to start being like more open with communication so that it's fair with me or else it's not going to work and and it sucked like she she unfollowed me on all social just to like separate and it hurt but it's like that's what you just got to do sometimes like some

friendships just don't work wow uh allison what's going on we're talking about friendship breakups and i don't want to get too deep and too sad but this is real stuff what's going on good morning

morning morning so i was just saying i think sometimes it's a little bit more of like drinking buddies obviously i don't know what this guy has going on but maybe they're more of like a group of like good drinking hanging out buddies i think when you're really actually like friends friends it won't matter where you're at in your life

yeah well here and that's the thing you're absolutely right with that i you when i was the youngest to get married in my friendship group like i had married got kids right away and the guys that were like truly the the buddies i liked they adjusted to me i didn't adjust to them not i'm not saying that they didn't get to have fun they we still had fun but the whole idea of going out and getting wasted and stuff was not cool right you know respecting where each person

is in their life and then the friendship is what kind of keeps it right like leveled out yeah i

I will never forget, by the way, when I, because I, like I said, got married and had kids so much sooner, when I took our family van for a guy's night out once. And I'm going to say this.

Oh, yeah, you have to, right?

Your guy friends loved that. They all thought it was like the coolest, you know, the swagger wagon or whatever the heck they call it.

Did you end up finding new dad friends to it? Oh, yeah.

Well, you start meeting them, but you don't meet them right away when you have kids because your kids don't go do stuff. But you meet them at, like, other kids' stuff.

That's what I mean. I'm excited for that. Like, I'm in that era of, like, my kids are young enough where they're starting to make friends, and I can start to make friends with their parents and stuff. I'm excited for that.

Oh, the best friends I think that you ever get, too, are the ones that you meet from your kids in school. What's up, Alex?

Good morning. How are you guys? We're good.

What's going on? We're talking about friendship breakups.

Yeah, so I had a best friend from, like, first grade through half of college. and obviously when you go off to college you make you know everlasting friends and so I did that and after college I was kind of spending more time with them than her not purposely we had just kind of you know distanced ourselves from each other for no no apparent reason and she would start getting super jealous about me spending more time with my college friends like you're choosing them over me how could you do this you didn't write me a long enough birthday post but their birthday post is two times as long it turned like a psycho boyfriend so i had to tell her i don't think this is healthy anymore i'll always support you from the sidelines but i don't think we were the same friends we once were do you ever see her anymore um here and there you know we both have kids now and again so we'll you know

like with each other well but i oh oh geez i i'm sorry did i just hang up on her oh was that me breaking up with her or no i can't believe i just did that it's a clean break i literally had i'm not kidding you when i say this to you i had a friend i had a finger twitch that all of a sudden pushed the next button i apologize in that one call us back nancy what's up nance hi nancy She's stuck in the middle of traffic right now And cannot hear us On her amazing You know what it is The car companies Do they ever listen to us Your like in car audio stuff Is bad Like it's Listen to that Listen to that noise Is yours delayed too Yeah it's a little bit Like it's got like a Something wrong with it Goodbye, Nancy I have to let you go, too, as a friend I apologize This has been a very sad moment in my life But I thought that we were going to last forever We're just at different places of our life You're in a windy place And I'm Indoors In an indoor studio with no wind noise Hear that? No wind noise on my end I'm coming to you next, Erica Hi, Erica

Hi I just want to say, first of all, I'm a first-time caller, really long-time listener. Welcome. And I freaking love you guys so much. I love you, too. So I was active-duty military, and when I went over to Germany, I was in Germany for three years. I was a single mom there, and I met another single mom, and we became the best of friends. We were so close that people thought that we were lesbians, and we did everything together. Our sons became best friends. We partied. It was amazing, and I even got orders to my next place to be with her again. Wow. And when I met my husband, her first comment to me was, you need to be careful because he's probably a pedophile that only wants to be with you because he wants to get to your son.

Why would she say that?

Was she just kind of controlling and jealous about your relationship?

I thought that was a part of it because she had had really bad relationships with men in the past, and at the time she was dating a married man, and it was just really rocky, and even when my husband came to visit before we got married, we wanted them to meet each other because I was still active in this relationship, in this friendship, and I wanted her to be in the wedding. And then she told me she couldn't be in the wedding because we got married December 15th. She told me she couldn't be in the wedding because she wouldn't be able to give her son a Christmas if she came to my wedding. And I understood that. So you actually stayed past

even the pedophile thing. That's amazing that you stayed past that. Or did you, as such good friends, did you at all think maybe she's got something here on him or whatever? Did that make

you worried at all it did make me worried the funny thing is my husband and i have known each other since we were toddlers and so he was from back home like i'm from ohio okay and um and my

family knew him like my parents so you kind of knew what he's all about so did you find out did the reason that she do all this stuff was because maybe she did have a secret little love affair

with you i don't know if that was it i i think it was maybe more along the lines of misery loves

company uh and she wanted you to be as miserable as she was yeah yeah well that happens in real that happens in a lot of times in relationships where you know you're single and you don't have anybody that you know to call your boyfriend girlfriend and they are and they say you know what we'll just be single together and then all of a sudden it Remember, that's like high school. Remember in high school when your high school friend got their first boyfriend or girlfriend? And you're like, yeah, crap. Yeah, you know. That drives you crazy. That was her nia, you know. I remember Tom Barrett. Tom Barrett started dating this girl, Chris, who's now his wife. And he kind of left all of us. And then he said, and we went to him and said, Tom, we all need to, you know, not lose you as a friend. So guess what? We all hung out with him and Chris. So. Yeah. Yeah. I know, it gets a little weird. Sarah, hello.

Hi, good morning.

Hi, we're talking about friendship breakups. This is a weird one here. What happened?

I met my best friend in high school as a freshman, and she's been with her husband for 15 years now. And I met my boyfriend now about three years ago, and she frequently cheated on her husband. And when I met my boyfriend, I kind of told him, you know, this is kind of who she is, what she does. And throughout our three years together, she's cheated on her husband about five times-ish. And when we would go out to the bars, she would hook up with guys and then go home to her husband. And I would vent to my boyfriend, like, you know, this is what she did tonight. So he was like, you need to stop hanging out with her. Like, I don't like how she is. I don't like her morals. And it kind of hurt me a lot because we had been friends for so long. and we haven't spoken probably in a year now.

Wow.

It's just kind of.

You cannot be friends with somebody that doesn't have the same moral compass that you have, you know?

Yeah, and the sad thing about it is they have five kids together, and actually their second one is not his, and he knows that. He's raised him, and they don't tell him that he's not his because, you know, that's kind of detrimental for a child. Yeah. Yeah. But here's the problem. He's different.

Here's the problem. If you stay in a relationship with her and she continues to keep cheating, it makes your relationship have issues because your spouse feels like you're condoning that.

Well, and every time you go out with her, he's probably a nervous wreck.

Exactly.

Yeah, he will like he he trusts me and I know he trusts me, but he'll ask, like, did you do anything? You know, do you look at guys?

I mean, that's going to get old after a while.

Like, have that in for you. Yeah, and, I mean, I absolutely adore my boyfriend. I hope we get married one day, and I don't want him to have that mistrust and, you know, think that I'm out doing something because that's not me. That's not who I am. And I would never want to put him in that position of questioning our relationship.

You know what you need to do, Sarah?

What's that?

Just give me a, ah, ah, ah, ah. No, no, no. Come on. Give me a louder. Longer.

Okay. My three-year-old's looking at me kind of funny.

Thank you for the call. Love you.

Here we go.

It's Mojo in the Morning's Throwback Throwdown.

By the way, everybody will be out and about this weekend, and we will tell you where coming up here after the Throwback Throwdown. So if you would like to meet the Mojo in the Morning Show, you have a chance. First pick in the draft, your choices, Shannon, Mike, or Megan. Nikki, who you choose? I'm choosing Megan today. Wow. Nikki? Is that what it is? Nikki? Nikki. Yes, hello? Nikki. Hi. Hi. Nikki, you think she can actually do two in a row? Of course I can. Of course you can. I think so. Of course. You're going to have to cheer her along. So it's both you guys playing today. All right. Okay. Next pick in the draft goes to Michelle. Michelle, who do you choose?

I choose Mike.

You got Mike. Congratulations.

Let's go, Mike.

Let's go. You feeling good today, Michelle?

Feeling great.

All right. Here we go. Is it Taya?

Hello.

Is that your name?

It is.

You seem shocked. You're on with us. You got Shannon.

Hi, Tia. I'm so excited. I would take Shannon all day. Let's go, Shannon. Okay.

All right. You guys ready?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. First song in the throwback throwdown is... Mike. Mike. Daft Punk, Pharrell Williams, Get Lucky. Correct answer. She's up all night to get some. I'm up all night to get some. She's up all night for good fun. I'm up all night to get lucky. We're up all night to the sun, we're up all night to get sun, we're up all night for good fun, we're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky, we're up all night to get lucky.

All right. On the board. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning throwback, throwdown, is...

Mike. Mike. Mike first. Mike was first. Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love. Correct answer.

He just has a shorter name. Guys. Mike, how did you know that song so fast?

Great question. Well, you see, my daughter was born, and that was the first song we heard when she was born. Really?

Aww. That's sweet. That's sweet. I'll give you that one.

KP with a score update, please.

All right. Mike's got two. Only one on the board right now. Everybody else.

Let's go. This game can be over on this next one.

No!

Michelle, get ready. Claim your prize. The next song is...

Megan, Megan, Post Malone, Psycho. I can't think of it. Me neither. You're saying it a million times.

No, not my name.

You said your name. I'm sorry. I heard your name.

I was giving myself a pep talk. Post Malone. It's not circles.

It's all you, Mike, for the win. I genuinely remember this song. I made my first million. I'm like, this is it. 34. Oh, wow. Had so many bottles, gave Ugly Girl a sip. Out the window of the bands, so we get sitting in the red. And I'm like, what? Uh-oh.

I don't know what the name is. Uh-oh. Does it say it? Uh-oh. Please hurry. Someone's doing that weird dance.

I'm sorry. I'm writing down that I need to go pick up something for Luke today Because I don't think anybody's going to get this one here Michael, that's enough time What is it?

It's Post Malone I'm just going to name another Post Malone song Because I don't know the name of this one Sunflower Come on I know it's not Somebody's on it with them

That's what you've got to say Somebody's on it with them Post Malone, Ty Dolla $ign, Psycho Nobody gets bad All right, throwing that one out. We've already heard enough of that song. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throw Back, Throw Down, is... Straight up, now tell me, do you really want to love me forever?

Megan.

Megan.

J. Cole, Work Out.

Correct answer, yes! Yes!

I know it's on your brain. You probably hope it never would end.

Like, is it the real thing?

Or is it just a real nice dance? Well, I know.

Huh? I get low. Down to the flow. Okay, KP.

Yes, we got Mike on the board with two. Megan's got one right now.

Shannon, come on.

You can do it, Shannon.

Come on, Taya, let me hear you say 0.0.

No way. She's got the next one. I know it.

All right. I'll give it to her if she doesn't get this next one, then. All right? What? I'll give it to you if you... That's what she said.

That's what she said.

All right. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback Throwdown, is...

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Is there somebody else on it, though?

Do you recall not long ago when you were walking?

Mike.

For the win, DJ Snake, Dua Lipa, lean on.

The amount of times we've played this song at Club KISS.

Come on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's right.

Can we get clues? No. Can we get hints, please? No. Like, is she named, or is it just the DJ? Give us a clue.

I'm not giving you any of that. We're so bad at this. Because you're not going to get it. None of you guys are going to get it. If you don't have it right now. I don't know. Shannon. Shannon. He's had Dua Lipa lean on.

I don't think it's Dua Lipa.

You don't have a clue, do you?

Nope.

You just then guess something.

Oh, God. Megan.

Yes, Megan.

Is it just Zed lean on?

Is it the girl not even pregnant? No. Oh, it's Major Lazer and DJ Snake, Lean On. All right, nobody gets that one. Rapid Fire, Mike could win it on this next one. Next song is... Megan.

Megan first.

Three seconds.

Shannon, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon. Britney Spears, Taxi. Yeah. Too many Britney Spears songs that sound the same.

I love the way you played that out in your head. She's on the board, Taya.

Thank you, guys. Good job, Taya. We got a ball.

I love what you do. Don't you know that you're toxic?

Bum, bum, bum, bum. All right. I know. I was a little abrupt. I was waiting for that part. KP, what's happening? KP, give it up for KP.

Are we?

Yes, what's going on?

Okay, we have a score update. Mike, two. Shannon and Megan, both with one. So, Mike, you could take it. Shannon and Megan, you could maybe get a point.

All right.

You're so rude, KP. What?

The next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throw Back, Throw Down. Should I go, like, way back? Should I go, like, old school? Should I do that?

Bill Withers

Bill Withers Bill Withers Bill Withers

Lovely Day

I'm not going that old school I'll go this old school The next song Is Totally a mic song I just gotta hear it It's really gonna start like this Okay I got that

Megan I'm just going to wing it so Mike can't get the point I'm just going to go Lil Jon Shake it like a salt shaker

Mike Lil Jon Ying Yang twins Shake it like a salt shaker

That's what I had written down That's what I had written down We're still in this tune and it's okay You can get it wrong.

Soaking with.

Shannon. Little John. Dem. Shop.

What did you say?

Pet shop.

Pet shop boys?

Little John. Who is it? Shop boys?

No, it's the Ying Yang Twins with Lil Jon and the East Side Boys. Salt Shaker. Nobody guessed that. Lil Jon and the Tamagotches?

Okay.

You want to know what I watch at my house all day?

Lil Jon's hanging out with other boys.

You do Henry Danger? Okay? Lil' Pet Shop?

Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.

All right, so throw that one out of there. Get that out. What do we got for a score again?

Score is the exact same thing. We got Mike with two, Megan and Shannon with one. Hey, yo.

Megan and Shannon.

Shannon, you want to tie this game up? You can. Mike, you can walk away a winner if you get this song right.

Oh, Megan.

Megan.

Megan first. Oh, shoot. Three seconds. Wild horn, slow hands. Yeah. Okay.

To hold me up I know Yeah, I already know that there ain't no stopping Your plans In those

So hands

By the way

You guys shop boys saying party like a rock star That's what I was going to give you

The greatest text message here is Everybody is text messaging us right now Little pet shop boys

Guys, I was thinking of the shop This stupid jingle has been stuck in my head

ever said that the littlest picture okay we got a good one going on here right kp yeah oh we do

we got two with mike two with megan one with shannon so megan or mike could could take this

one and shannon you could tie it up and make it a good old-fashioned three-way the next song in The Mojo in the Morning, Throwback, Throwdown, is.

Oh.

Oh. Yeah.

Yep. Megan. Shannon.

Megan for the win. Megan first.

Jason Derulo, Talk Dirty. Mike.

Mike for the win. Jason Derulo, 2 Chainz, Talk Dirty.

Correct answer, Mike.

He's got one. The Throwback, Throwdown. Yeah. Congratulations to you, Michelle Thank you so much, Mike Enjoy, enjoy, have fun You got a good concert to go to Congrats to you, nice win Good contest this week And thank you to everybody with All the great text about That Salt Shaker song We have to, by the way, make memes for that one. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Oh, my gosh. This is going to be a really busy weekend, but it's also going to be a fun one for everybody. And we want to get there quick.

So be quick. Is that what you're saying? Hurry up?

No, you don't have to be quick. But I'm just looking at it going, okay, you know, 830 right now. It's 830 dirty.

Today's flying. It is flying by. Flying. I can skip the 930 dirty. We can just go.

No, that won't happen. Then what do we do? Fine.

Alright, so let's talk about Taylor Swift, her ex-boyfriend Joe Alwyn, specifically, not necessarily Taylor. Well, he's seen the photos, he's seen the videos, he knows we're all talking about Taylor and her new boyfriend, the 1975's Maddie Healy. Here's the thing, though. Apparently, during the course of their six-year relationship, towards the latter part, when Taylor started collaborating with Maddie, Joe would ask her, like, everything good there? And she would consistently tell him we're just friends we're just friends we're just friends so he's pretty unhappy that his former partner has moved on so quickly especially after this was the guy that apparently he always had questions about she's a little liza minnelli rihanna topless have you guys seen the new photos that she posted to instagram yesterday she is currently pregnant with baby number two but was showing off a baby bump from her First pregnancy in a tropical beach setting on her Instagram. She was cupping her boobies, wearing nothing but jewelry. You said these are where on her Instagram? String bikini bottoms, yes, and a pair of stilettos. She captioned the photos. Here's a little series I call Rub On Ya Titties.

Oh, my gosh.

Quote, unquote. Shannon. Quote, unquote. Somebody pull that, please. I hate that word, by the way, and you guys know it. Like, it was. Yeah, anyway, she wrote, In honor of my first pregnancy, embracing motherhood like a G and the magic that this body has made, baby RZA, he in there, and not having a clue how nuts his mama is or how obsessed he is about to make me.

Mammogram shirts that say rub on your titties.

I'm literally going to pull that audio, and every time you text me, that's what's going

to be.

The Scandaval, Tom Sandoval back at home, actually back at the home that he still shares with his now ex-girlfriend, Arianna Maddox, arriving alone, getting out of an Uber, looking very just lonely on the heels of that explosive Vanderpump Rules season finale. He lives in LA, San Fernando Valley, and of course the paparazzi was standing right outside of his home. They were camped there waiting for him to get home. He was solo, by the way. No Raquel in sight, no Arianna, obviously. She had...

Hanging out in New York City to do a media tour where she's just slamming him. And out this weekend, White Men Can't Jump on Hulu, starring Jack Harlow. Fast X Hits Theater, starring Vin Diesel, Jason Momoa, Michelle Rodriguez, and Brie Larson.

You remember my father? Herndon Riz. My father was a horrible man. Very bad daddy. But I kind of liked him. and you took him from me when you stole our money.

By the way, the late Paul Walker's daughter, Meadow, has a small role in Fast X, and she said it has been just an absolute blessing to be able to honor her dad's legacy. And then Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 is projected to earn another at least $30 million in its third weekend.

I would see Fast X, though, maybe beating it, don't you think? Yeah, I think so. You know what's funny is I've seen the Fast and the Furious movies, but I've seen them so out of order, I have no idea. if they actually are meaningful, like, to have in an order or something. I don't know.

It's always the same thing. That was the line they chose for the trailer? Like, I'm mad at you, daddy, or something. What did he say? Yeah, that's what I got. Okay.

Yeah. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on mojointhemorning.com. Boy, you were fast with that one.

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Mojo in the Morning. It's funny. You had something happen to you that you were kind of, like, shocked by. You ever get those surveys that ask you how service was or what was going on, and you'd fill it out or you don't fill it out, and you just think that it just goes out there into some kind of, like, somebody's internet.

Nobody reads those, right? Yeah. Well, they do. They read them. And I feel like a huge jerk today because my internet company sent me one of those surveys. And I don't even know if it – it must have appeared in my email is where I saw it. But it was just a one-question survey that popped up. And the one question was, what can we do to better improve your customer experience with us? Well, I was in a mood, you guys. And so I wrote verbatim, provide internet that actually works. because because my internet sucks at my house like sucks really bad I it's so slow sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't everything in my house is obviously like I need the internet for from my tv to my phone you know um and so I didn't think anybody would ever see it nor did I think about the fact that like it was sent to your email so your email address and therefore where your account and phone number is attached to your spitty survey response, Jan. So I typed that sentence and clicked submit. So yesterday, I'm driving in the car. I'm going to pick up my dog, Charlie, from a grooming appointment, and I get a call from an 866, like a 1-866 number. I never answer unknown numbers, but I was waiting for a call for something else. And so I thought, oh, this must be them. So I answered it, turned out to be my internet company. oh no and the guy on the other end of the phone bless his heart he had the best southern accent ever and he was like you know i i see that you responded to the survey that we sent out and he goes i want to read what you wrote because that's why i'm calling and he goes and i quote and provide internet that actually works and he goes can you tell me a little bit more about that i was cringing you know what though cringing because it was how i wrote it was rude though i know it's not no and it was and it's true i wanted to say your internet sucks balls actually was what i should have written but um i did kind of feel bad about how i wrote it and that that's the only thing i wrote on there so they are coming out today to look that's good that's awesome and

you know what's wild is that that you know these companies nowadays need to start calling you back they need to do it and somebody needs to explain this to me in the auto uh like car dealerships you work at a car dealership talk to me about this you guys must get really judged on your customer satisfaction survey because the last couple times that i've bought cars mona from gordon chevrolet has always said and please do me a favor you know fill this thing out there are i think there every company should be like the car dealerships are you need to to get judged like that because i will say this to you that you don't why are you paying for spitty service i like i first off i would i would say to them either fix this service or i'm gonna go to

somebody else well and i and i told the guy i said i just want you know i'm not the only one my entire neighborhood you are consistently the subject matter of my neighborhood facebook page i think it's a neighborhood thing it's not just a me thing

Thank you.

So I'm going to speak on behalf of the entire neighborhood. And I said to the guy, too, because then I felt bad. I'm like, the customer service is amazing. The internet service is horrible.

What do you mean the customer service?

Whenever I call and complain, which I have had to do several times, not even really complain, but say my internet's down. I've turned the thing off and on. Like nothing is working. I still don't have internet. And they are so great about I talk to a person right away. They walk me through it. They get it up and running. But then a week later, I'm doing the same thing.

Maybe they should.

It is time for me to switch.

Spend as much money on fixing their internet service that they do on-

The people I deal with are wonderful.

Yeah. No offense to you.

And by the way, everybody texting in, you know what service I'm talking about, but I'm not going to say it on the air because I don't-

Eden, what's going on?

Hello. Hey. I would say that about a year ago, I had a complaint about the store altered state. I'd gone there. They had like weirdly done something with their return policy, so I didn't get all my money back. They sent me one of those surveys And I filled it out honestly Just saying like I love the store But like this thing went wrong And I was really mad about it And within an hour they sent me a $100 gift card To my email

That's awesome, see that's smart That's a smart store that they would do that Because Now you'll be loyal to them Right?

Oh yeah I will But I also will complain more Do you ever feel like too many people are sending you surveys though too like i went to go pay my car note at the bank and the bank gave

me a survey with my receipt yeah the banks the bank by the way just give us our money and let us pay our stuff through you you know right like i hate every time i use an app it always asks me how the app is doing yeah i don't want to rate you it's in the problem is that you get that so much in your day you don't want to deal with it that you don't deal with the ones that really are mattering what's going on joey hey what's going on how are you guys we're good what's

happening um so yeah i do work uh for a dealership and the survey actually very very important uh because that's the only way that you can tell that the process was easy or hard or if there's lag in the process and that's how you that's how you communicate actually with the customer

but what but what is the reasoning why they always ask us to fill those things out is it that or you

guys getting paid money on that deal we we do we actually like i'm not gonna lie to you there's some bonuses there because every every job has their own like uh yeah yeah so we get though you

have incentive yes incentive to make it better then i like that i'm glad you get a bonus on that

jessica what's going on well i have a good story for a survey yeah it's not a bad one i didn't complain but you know the ones where they say do a survey get for the drawing yeah i did the survey through Taco Bell, and I won that free Taco Bell Xbox.

No, you didn't. No, those don't exist. I refuse to believe that. That's crazy.

It does. Every time you turn it on, it makes a Taco Bell ding.

Oh, my God. That's the greatest.

The best advice, you can't win if you don't play. Good for you, Jessica.

Can you send us a video of that? Because I would love to hear that.

How much to buy it from you? It's my daughter's now. We're going to have to talk to her about that.

That's an awesome win. What's up, Emily?

Hey, how are you?

Good. What's going on?

So I work at a bank. I'm not going to say which one because it's a very, very big bank. And part of our bonus is based on our surveys, our customer experience survey. So anyone, if I have a customer and they give me anything less than a nine, it hurts me tremendously. So anything less than a nine kills me. And I tell all my customers, like, hey, if you have a good experience with me, please make sure you take nines and tens for me because anything less than that is not good for us. And even if the questions are not about me, they're still about me. They will trick you and say, how was the financial center? But if you put an eight, then I get destroyed.

Wow. I didn't realize that. Yeah. But that's interesting, though. The problem with us doing the surveys all the time, it's taking our time, though, to do this all the time. Why can't we just say, hey, thank you, you know, and deal with it that way?

I wish it was like that because one bad survey can literally destroy you where you have, like, 10 good surveys. It's okay. You can move up, like, 0.01, but then you get one bad survey and you go from, like, 89 to 70. Yeah. That is crazy.

Wow. Amanda, what's up?

Hi. So I actually call the numbers on the back of vehicles that ask, how am I driving? And they always say that they're driving perfectly. They're using their turn signals because you never know if it's...

It's going to promote the other person's driving, and it's going to make their day better.

So wait, so you call the how I'm driving things. Yeah, all the time. And you do it when they're driving good or bad or both?

It doesn't matter. I just call and compliment them.

What do they say to you when you compliment them, when you give them a nice one?

The company always says that they'll let the driver know, and I don't know what their situation is or how they go about it or if they get any kind of bonus, but maybe.

That's wild. I would love it if people did it for us. Like if I just say, if I say something funny, just say, hey, that was funny.

Hey, Mike, that was funny. We should actually have that. We should have a customer satisfaction survey. But here's the problem, though. You know none of us would be able to take it if they didn't like it. Oh, absolutely. It would destroy us. You're blocked. We're not talking to you ever again. mojo in the morning show so i did a guy's night kind of so this is kind of interesting you guys tell me your thoughts on this have you ever done this where you go on a girl's night out or you do a guy's night out and you guys end up doing it on the same night you and your you know significant other and you end up going to the same place so we ended up doing that so we did guys night where the guys all went out and then the girls did girls night so like the wives and the girlfriends all went out and we were at the same place we ended up going to the same place because nobody talked ahead of time about what they wanted to do and where they were going and the funniest part of it was the guys all hung out at the bar where the girls all sat at a table because the guys wanted to just be around the bar. And at one point through the night, we looked over at the girls because we didn't really want to, like, make it be so obvious that we were all together, so we kind of all stayed away. We look over, and there's guys hitting on the girls. There were, like, guys, like, walking over and talking to them as the night was going on. And it was driving one of our friends nuts. Like, he was having a really hard time with it. It was to a point where he wanted to get up and go over there because he was really freaked out over the fact that she was sitting there having a conversation with some guy, and they were talking back and forth. But I wanted to bring this up for two reasons. Number one, I want to know, do you tell, before you go on a girls' night out or in a guys' night out, do you tell them where you're going, and then do you have the, no, that's our place, you call dibs on a place? and then the other one would you be okay if your wife or girlfriend went on a girl's night out with men and men were there oh or vice versa would you be okay because remember that war of the roses that we had and you remember girl that girl was like there was a girl that went and it turned out that that girl that went every guy knew that that guy they were cheating with each other and that was it was like I don't know like less than a month or so ago when that happened and it became one of those things where everybody kind of kept it secret and didn't say anything about it and then the husband was turned out he was the one that was cheating too

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844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 thoughts on this one

I don't think I would be okay with it I want to say I mean hypothetically I want to say yeah Yeah, of course. I am. I'm OK with my wife going out and I trust her and all this stuff. I still don't. Dudes are are it's the dudes I'm more worried about than than her.

Why are you so controlling as a husband? I knew you were going to say that. That's why I hesitated. Is it really that big of a deal, though?

Well, I think in the in the case, like for Mike, you are a jealous type for me. For me, it didn't bother me at all.

To an extent. I mean, if she told me in advance, I think I would be more okay with it. But if it just happened, I think that's where I would get a little uncomfortable with it.

Shannon, if you went on a girls' night out and Wes, when your fiance went on a guys' night out.

Right.

You would make the guys and the girls all get together. Because you're one of those people that, like, you want everybody to be together. Yes, you would.

No, I actually wouldn't. Really? Uh-uh.

You wouldn't. Why, you don't like his guy friends?

Um, no. No, I actually do, but I mean, I think I just like my time apart from him.

Really?

I think it's important to have that time.

Says the girl that has...

I mean, just because I have lots of PDA with him doesn't mean I want to be with him all the time.

You didn't even like sitting across the table at Naughty Mom's Night Out from him.

No, but I think that, you know, having a guy's night and having a girl's night is important to do.

separately like you need that time jackie what's up hi good morning guys good morning um so this is about the question is it okay for a girl to go out um personally i think it's not okay just because it's a respectful thing for your spouse or your boyfriend i just feel like you shouldn't be around other guys and vice versa so you don't think that it's it's a good idea

to have the sexes mixed with each other?

Personally, no, because guys and girls can't really just, like, have a good night together. Sometimes it leads to something else.

Wait, you're telling me that you can't be out with a group of people and have other guys there without you wanting to sleep with them or him wanting to sleep with you?

Well, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, like, if you are going to go out, You should tell your boyfriend or your partner or your husband, hey, you know, there's going to be other guys there. I'm going to be going out. But, of course, you should include him to go out with you, too, as well.

But then it's not really time away to kind of, like, be away from each other. Hannah, what do you think?

I agree with Jackie. I don't think that you should be spending time with the opposite sex, especially if your partner's around. and it's mainly because when you're going on a night out there's going to be things like alcohol and possibly other substances involved when you have that stuff involved there is going to be decisions that could be made that aren't really respectful of your partner because you're caught up in the moment you're not thinking about the long term you're thinking but that could happen

you have to think about this that could happen with anybody like if you go out even if you don't necessarily have a guys that are a part of your group there could be guys anywhere you go that

that could happen doesn't matter whether you're with them or not of like whether you want to be around them like you can totally be a bitch and say oh i'm not going to talk to you and just ignore

them 100 for sure but what i'm saying the opportunity is always going to be there whether you bring them or not you know um it's so funny we're having this conversation today actually because wes's best friend who is a girl is coming into town tonight from canada with her best friend Her other girlfriend And they're going out And I have an event so I'm not going to meet them out Until way way later It's going to be Wes and these two girls Out tonight And I mean I'm obviously fine with it

Do you know what she looks like? Is she hot?

I've met her many times

Does Wes want somebody else to come with? What's going on Josh?

Hi yeah I agree with the ladies is that I think it's just a matter of respect when you're going out to not go out with the opposite sex. But my main point, though, is that it's not a matter of controlling. It's a matter of, like, us guys understand how the guy's mind operates. Like, I trust my wife completely. If she wants to go out and she does that, then that's fine. But I know that guys are going to be doing everything they can, regardless if she's married or not.

So you're saying that you don't trust men?

yeah yeah because i am a man and i know how the guys act you know what i'm saying so women can't go out in public because men are bad no that's not at all not not that's exactly what you're saying no no what you guys said was that can the guys or can the girls just go out with a group of guys or intentionally go out knowing that that's going to happen if they go out knowing that that's the outcome then there's probably something you guys have to talk about but if they're going out just having a ladies night I don't care guys need guys nights ladies need ladies nights but I think once you start introducing like the fact that they are aware that they're going to be hit on and that they're okay with that they're going anyways knowing that that's going to be a result then that's my issue but if I'm going out with if I'm bringing guys

into my like girl group to go out with them I'm not going to bring guys that are going to hit on

me right yeah you're gonna bring guys that are my friends yeah right otherwise that's called you are cheating yeah um trent what's up nothing how about you guys we're good trent what do you think

about this uh i always believe in numbers and numbers always say that both of them you're screwed like you just got you just got to take the l if it happens what wait what i don't know Okay, guys and girls. Like, if you go out for a girls' night, numbers will tell you that statistically the girl's going to cheat on the guy. No. If she goes out, same thing with guys. If guys go out for guys' night, numbers won't lie consistently. I'm saying every weekend they're going out and doing this stuff.

So, wait, are you speaking at all from any experience on this?

Yeah, 100%. I've been cheated on, and I've cheated on the girl.

Okay. All right. See?

I don't go with that one. The numbers didn't lie in your case, but you think the numbers don't lie in everybody's case.

Yeah, numbers don't lie. Okay. Can I tell you, I wouldn't even be, like, upset if she got hit on it. I would be more mad if a guy said something funny and she laughed at it.

That strikes such a chord with you.

Yes, that's what I would get jealous over. She came home and she was like, I met this guy tonight. And she could say, oh, he hit on me like a million times. And I was like, oh, okay. But if she said, he said the funniest thing in the entire world. I would flip.

I actually like it if guys, when guys say that my wife is hot or they're attracted to her. Like, I don't find anything wrong. I think that's great. Yeah, I don't mind either. Right? I don't know. This is interesting that so many people are so fearful of putting people together that there's a chance that they're going to end up cheating on one of these nights out.

If you have to tell your friends he's cuter in person, he might just be ugly. This is Mojo in the Morning.

This is Mojo in the Morning, live. One of my favorite texters with the last topic that we were just talking about, about Girls Night, Guys Night, is this particular texter. It says, Mojo, on the topic of Girls Night, Guys Night, The argument of mixing the sexes is really just a product of historical heteromatic... Oh, God, this is a tough one. Oh, God. Basically, they're saying because there doesn't seem to be the same argument when it's gay and lesbian people going out with your partners, it's only same sex.

Isn't that interesting?

Well, here's the interesting thing. Guess what? They still cheat, too. They just keep it hidden. How many times have we had situations where we've said, hey, heterosexual girl, have you ever had an experience with having sex with another woman? Yeah, it was a friend of mine, and we just kind of hung out with each other. You know, the whole deal.

Yeah, but you're going to say, okay, so gay couples cheat, but they hide it. I'd love to know what straight couples are cheating and not hiding it.

Well, but I'm saying no, and I'm not saying that. I'm saying, listen, gay and straight people cheat. This week's War of the Roses was prime example of that one, right? With the wife that was cheating earlier this week on her wife.

Right.

But what I'm saying, Megan, is that the topic was guys' nights, girls' nights. Would you allow your wife to go out with the guys? Well, here's the thing. What if some of those girls are girls that your wife is also fooling around with?

Okay, are we diving into this topic or are we moving on?

No, we got time. We got tons. Listen, I got to fill another hour and a half. You tell me what you want to do.

Because I can respond or we can move. Because then that sounds like, well, then everybody who's gay cheats all the time. No. No, I don't think that's a fair statement either. I think lots of gay people have friends with people who are the same sex, even though they're interested in the same sex. That doesn't mean they want to have sex with everybody that they're friends with.

No, here's what it here's what it means. It means if you don't trust your wife out with with guys, understand there is just as much opportunity for her to cheat with a woman. What it means is you got to just have trust. And if you don't have trust, then there's a reason either why you don't have trust or there's a psychological issue with you and the fact that you can't know. Maybe there's some kind of a family thing. Maybe your parent cheated or whatever. Maybe you cheated. But what I'm saying is this. This is where this point comes into play and kind of gets thrown out the window. The guys who were calling up just a few moments ago, they were like, no way would I allow, or the women, no way would I allow, you know the the my significant other to go out with blah blah blah you have to understand something that if just because it's a guy with a bunch of girls or a girl with a bunch of guys doesn't necessarily mean that that's the only thing that could be yeah it's safe right so i think you have to look at this as there's probably a bigger issue there either a they're not a trustworthy person or b you have zero faith in yourself as a person to be able to to trust

somebody so one of my favorite things just happened where uh i think you and i are going to argue but we're actually 100 on the same stop it i'm like waiting for the fight to start where is he gonna oh wait i still agree are we do are you saying that this is like a happy moment on

the show here right now.

Oh, I hate those with us. I hate them.

Those moments, honestly, are honestly few and far between. So I think what we need to do at this particular moment is embrace it, take it, mark it down, save it for the archives. This is one of those days where I think we are going to enjoy each other.

Are you ready for this, Mojo? Yes. I think you're absolutely right.

I hate you.

I hate you, Megan.

I'm uncomfortable.

That's very, by the way, uncomfortable We were just talking about in the podcast How she never tells the guys specifically That they're right on the show Ever, ever She says you're not wrong That's true Oh my god

He didn't call me off for that I was like, yeah, he's not wrong But you know what? Mojo is right

Jade, what's going on, Jade?

Hey, I just wanted to agree with you, Mojo It's all about trust no matter where you go men women women men hitting on the same sex or the opposite sex friends forever just met them it's always going to happen men are always going to have that intention women are always going to have that intention and you can't control what the other person is going to do so you just have to trust that the person that you're with or talking to or whatever you have to have trust in them you can't control what the outside world is going to do. So you have to have trust in them and they have to, you know, know boundaries and be able

to respect your boundaries and their boundaries. This might be this, the most special day that we have ever had on this radio show. Like in the history of, of this radio show on this radio station, we have finally all come to an agreement together, right? Yeah. I mean, you just, it's an

issue with everyone, but like you said too, it's a psychological thing. So if you don't have trust in your person, like you said, either they did something to break that trust or that's something that you have to deal with within yourself, but not, you know, put that on the other person.

Well, I think we can move on now. Do you think we can?

I think so. I think everyone's in good agreement. Yeah, no, Mojo, I think that's

Megan. Mojo, I think that's actually the right decision here.

have a great day guys Mike we need to archive also your slightly messy podcast from this week of that of Megan finally actually turning a corner there this is a growth moment here right

she never said I was right she just acknowledged the fact that she doesn't say so you were the first to get a you were right well be right about something Mike come on

Hey, Megan, you are, you're a little upset, a little upset. Well, this doesn't surprise me here, but you're, but it's the, you're, you're a little, you're a little upset with, uh, which, which, which topic do you want to do? Do you want to do the folding chair topic or do you want to do the brother topic? Which one? Should we save the brother topic or do the brother topic? Cause it happened last night.

I don't know. He just texted me really nice things. So I really want to crap on him right now. Cause that just would bring me joy. but I think... Is the folding chair topic funnier? The folding chair topic is a little bit funnier. Alright, moving on. It shows the trash human being that I am.

Okay. Because honestly, from time to time, you do have a time where I think you pile on your brother. What? Yes.

I would never. By the way,

I just want Sean to understand this, that I've taken the heat off of you since Megan and I started working together. I feel like now it comes out, and Mike also has too. You're right, Mojo. Thank you. All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. So tell us a story of the folding chair.

Okay, so every once in a while, I see people and they are complete strangers and I go, you're my kind of people. I wish we were friends. And this actually just happened. So I was driving down, oh, I don't even know where I was, the airport highway maybe? And there's a section at the airport where it's kind of residential because if you're from Toledo, you know it's like a busy road that kind of goes through neighborhoods and then turns back into, like, a busy road again. And I was in the neighborhood part, and I saw, like, four squad cars. It was, like, four of them, and there was a red light. And I was like, ah, hell yeah, cannot wait to go see what's going on over here because I have a severe case of what is called, I believe, rubber neck syndrome where if there are flashing lights, I'm going to try to find out what's going on. and this was so upsetting right because it kind of seems like all the drama was over there's a whole bunch of cops in the front yard and there was like one lady crying and I created an entire backstory for her but um a lot of people were just standing around and filling out paperwork and I was like oh boo but then I saw the people that I were like

My people, and those were the ones sitting across the street in the lawn chairs that you take to your kids' soccer games with snacks and drinks, watching the entire event play out in their neighbor's front yard. And they were all just very blatantly sitting, discussing, taking photos, and I went, yes, I love you petty bitches. but i just i found people that i was like you i talk about all the time being a nosy person i have a hard time actually being nosy there's something inside of me and i guess my dad maybe raised me in a way where it was like we don't stare at other people it's not our business move on but inherently inside of me is i have to know what's going on and these people just didn't care

This is, like, true front row. I know. Right? Right.

Don't you love those, though? Like, honestly, I am the person that doesn't run away from arguing or doesn't.

You run away from arguing? You're so non-confrontational.

No, I'm talking, no, non-confrontational if I'm in the argument. But if I'm watching the argument, I sit there and watch it. Or if I see an accident, I'm, like, the person.

Oh, that's different. Yeah.

But I like, but.

You like to be the eyewitness.

Yes. So these people are the type of people, though, Megan, that are the type of people that just like to enjoy the moment. Is that what you're saying?

Absolutely. And you know what? I feel like we should fold to that desire more often in public and just be nosy and snoop.

Yeah. What's the best thing that you've ever just snooped upon? Like, what's the best thing that you've ever had that opportunity to just kind of, like, sit there and witness? I'll never forget in our last neighborhood We had neighbors that used to fight all the time And I would open up the windows And Chelsea would be like Why do you have the windows open We have the air conditioning on And I'm like Shh Shh I think I can hear them And you know what I mean And you just sit there and you go This is like great And for some reason you would You would enjoy like watching And seeing what's going on

Have you ever put a cup to the wall of a hotel room When you hear Oh absolutely Argument going out Absolutely. Oh, I thought you were going to say some other activities. No, oh, no. See, I don't want to hear that. I don't want to hear that. No. But if you know like an intense fight is happening, I'm like, what are you waiting over?

Yeah. No, there are moments where we go on a family vacation and the family in the room next to me is more my family because I'm spending more time like listening to what they're doing and seeing what they're all about. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. We're looking for nosy bitches. Do we have any nosy bitches that are listening to the show? And you guys can be nosy bitches, too. Are you the type of people that like to sit there and watch this stuff? I enjoy it. I don't know. So do you feel like, Megan, you need to get one of those folding chairs and just put it in the back of your Jeep?

Honestly, I think I would because next time I would love to be like, Got room for one more? Who's going to toss me a brewski? Let's do this. Get the ones with the cup holders. Let's crack open a cold one and discuss.

Do you think that this is because of the fact that we grew up watching shows like Cops? Yes.

Absolutely.

When you guys see flashing lights, if you're driving down the street, you see flashing lights down one street, do you turn down to go see what's going on with the flashing lights?

No, but I go really slow past that intersection. Just to see what it is. That's human nature, though.

What's up, Savannah? Oh, I got to push the button down. Sorry, Savannah. Hi.

Hi.

What's going on?

There's a couple Facebook groups on Facebook, and they're called Nosy Ass of Toledo, Ohio.

Really? Oh, my gosh. That's great.

It was everything on there, like from people cheating to accidents to all kinds of stuff.

Wait, what was that scream in the background?

Oh, my kids.

Oh, okay. I thought it was somebody like you're actually happening upon and witnessing. That's great.

It's just my friends. I know.

Yeah. And have you ever seen any of your neighbors on this or people that are close enough to you?

uh i'm i haven't seen people that i actually know but i've heard about it like that like oh down the street from where i live this is happening oh that's great okay so i really

appreciate you telling me about this um i just requested to join that group so if there's any admins listening right now go go accept this amber what's going on

So there are no nosier ass bitches than military-wise. No shit just be flippin' nosy.

It's all happening. Really? It's like anything. So they be sleeping through their blinds. They'll take their vacuum out onto their grass and vacuum their grass when they see something going on.

Really?

You're taking your trash out. Oh, what's in there? They nosy.

So when you are living on base, is it because you guys are like, you know, close together with the homes?

Girl, if we were any closer, we'd be all sleeping in the same bed. Oh, my God.

I love it. Kelsey, what's going on?

Hi, yeah, so adding to the military wife thing, so when me and my husband were living with another couple, they fought all the time, and I always would kind of, you know, snoop and eavesdrop, and one night, it was like middle of winter, like 12 a.m., and they were fighting, and she thought he was cheating on her, So she took his computer and chucked it out into the snow, and so it sat in the snow all night, and then we had a puppy. So when I let the puppy out the next morning, my puppy went and peed on his computer.

Oh, my God. It lasted until the next morning. I don't think that it probably lasted through the cold very well.

No. Nope. Yeah. Yep.

Brenda, where is it that you find yourself always sticking around to see what's going on? Brenda?

Oh, hi.

Hi. She was like listening to something at that moment. What's going on?

So at my parents' house before I moved, we had a set of neighbors right next to us that would be so loud at 3 o'clock in the morning that would wake me up. so I will go into my bathroom because I live on the top floor and open it wide open and just listen to them while they're yelling at each other at 3 o'clock in the morning.

What's the craziest thing you ever heard them yelling about?

Oh, man. I think they're yelling about whose dog is who, and they're like, no, that's my dog. And the person's like, no, that's my dog. Keep your hands off my dog.

Oh, God.

And I'm like, for 3 in the morning, come on.

Oh, God. Megan, you just got into that Facebook group? Oh, my gosh, I'm dying. It's so good.

Appreciate all the admins that listen to Mojo in the morning. You the real MVPs. Oh, my gosh.

That's so good.

You know what the best thing for being nosy is? Debbie?

Hello.

What's the best thing for being nosy?

When you want to be incognito nosy, you watch live from your ring camera inside your house. Exactly. I want one so bad just for that reason. 45 minutes straight watching all the drama on my street go down. Oh, gosh.

And the audio is perfect, too. You can listen to everything, right?

Yeah, and you can go back and review if you didn't, like, hear everything right the first time. So what happened again?

By the way, is this bad, on a totally different note, that any time I've ever been out to, like, a bar or club-ish type place, You always go by the women's Restroom slower Just to hear them and what they're talking About in the women's restroom And sometimes you'll hear them argue and yell And you'll hear like stuff going on But that's where I become like a nosy bitch And my favorite is With our station here Our women's restroom is right butt up Against yours

By the way I can hear everything you guys talk about Same with ours Like those walls are I can hear you peeing When we go in at the same time Yes absolutely 100%

Oh my god

I've never had a fear of going to that bathroom And now I do

My favorite day of the week is Monday sales day when all the sales department's here Go in there You can hear everything that they're all talking about

Well they're not quiet either

No they're definitely not quiet Alright it's Mojo in the morning show Megan anything interesting You'll have to tell us about it and send us some pictures of it, okay?

It's been hard to pay attention to the rest of this conversation. I'm not going to lie.

We'll share it.

We love our mojo.

Back to mojo in the morning. Time for some Taylor tickets. Text for Taylor. Text Taylor to 95500 for a chance to go see Taylor Swift. June 9th and 10th at Ford Field, you have an opportunity to win tickets. Text for Taylor. Text Taylor. Taylor, T-A-Y-L-O-R to 95500. We have a very special in-studio guest with us today. This is a very nice lady by the name of Christy Hamlet. Any relation to Hamlet? No, no relation at all? Had nothing to do. William Shakespeare was...

not a distant relative or anything maybe isn't that wild that i actually knew that william shakespeare was hamlet yeah you actually um you are from ypsilanti michigan and she's a very very nice lady who came out to the planet fitness walk for wishes uh pre party that we did in canton you put all your tickets into the mojo in the morning bucket to win an in studio to come in with us yeah that was very nice of you are you close to a microphone are you just a soft-spoken person. Nope, I'm here. You're right there. It says here that, well, actually it says here, I wrote it down just a second ago because I just asked you. You're from Ypsilanti. You work at Huron Gastro. Yes. You don't have to be the person that has to go like around people's... Oh, no, no, no. No? As Megan says, booty hole.

And my footprint. Yes.

That's good. But the great doctors over there do it and then you're the person that does all the office stuff, right? Yes, medical records. Would you like to say hello to your family?

Yep. I want to shout out hi to my husband, Eric, my kids, Logan, Lucy, and Casey.

She's soft-spoken again. Say it louder.

Logan, Lucy, Casey, Eric.

Eric. Why is Eric not with us today? Why did Eric not come in and join us? Is he not a fan?

He had work in the kids to school today. Oh, he did?

Okay. It's funny because usually we do these backstage passes, and it will say on this slip, I think it might have said, it's like, you can bring like five people, or you can bring up to four people. I don't know, something like that.

Yes.

I am a big believer that you can bring as many as you want because, as you noticed, this is an abandoned building that we're basically out of right now.

I know, isn't it weird?

So if you do get a backstage pass at any kind of a charity function or whatever, you know, just tell whoever you're talking to. I think it's KP usually that is the one. Just say, hey, Mojo said I can bring more people. If you want to bring more people, bring a busload. I don't care. It's weird because you always tell me, sorry, Mike, you can't come in. It's so packed in here. Well, it's because we're inviting so many listeners in, Mike. But seriously, we appreciate you so much for doing that. That's pretty cool. You helped out the Make-A-Wish Foundation, and then you got to come in studio. I feel like we have to do something nice for you. Yeah, I'm excited. All right. Well, we're going to entertain you. Thank you. Would you like anything from the wet bar? We've got lots of vodka. We've got some tequila from our great friends. Some wine in there. We've got wine. Would you like a drink?

Maybe. Oh, I like that. Come on. Mojo in the mornings, dirty on the 30.

We're mixing drinks. I even got olives if you want me to make you something with an olive, okay? I don't know if you want olives this early in the morning. I can't do a Bloody Mary because they don't have Bloody Mary mix, but we got to get some of that. All right. What do we got trending in this hour's Dirty in the 30s?

I broke Megan's heart earlier today when I did this story that Harry Styles has a new lady in his life. And she's a Victoria's Secret model. Surprise, surprise. Well, I could be too, but I chose not to be. I mean, yeah. So word on the street is that he's grown close to Is the phrase that I keep getting told Victoria's Secret model Candace Swanepoel Following a split from Olivia Wilde I don't even know if that's how you say her name Am I an idiot? What happened to Emily Ratajkowski? Well she's been out with some other dude Good for her So I mean she's kind of been out with a lot of dudes But no judgment Oh that sounds like a little judgy No I'm just saying she's not with one guy She's out with a lot of guys If you look like her would you be with one guy? If I looked like her, I mean, I'd be naked all the time. Me too. Harry and Candace, by the way, originally met and sang hi back in 2017 when he performed at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and apparently have just kept in touch ever since then. But if you are keeping track, this is the seventh, I believe, Victoria's Secret model that he has dated. Kendall Jenner and Cara Delvingne in there. That hurts. TikTok star Dixie D'Amelio rushed to the hospital via ambulance after nearly losing consciousness. She was working yesterday afternoon in West Hollywood, and she felt like she was going to pass out. And really out of an abundance of caution, an ambulance was called to take her to a hospital. I know the fire department was also dispatched for a possible seizure patient. Turns out she was just really dehydrated. They gave her some IV fluids, and it turned out to be not that serious, thankfully. She is fine. Did you say dehydrated? No.

Yeah.

I thought you said dehyrated.

That's what she said. Oh, well, maybe I'm dehydrated. Actually, I haven't had any water today. Only coffee. Do you need some water? I'm dehydrated.

I'm mixing drinks over here in the corner. No, I can't have a drink. I got some water. Can we get her a cocktail? Let's get her. Don't get dehydrated. Wait. Misfit Steve, let's mix up some cocktails. Stevie, come on.

Disney's remake of The Little Mermaid Comes out next week So the star of the movie Halle Bailey Who plays Ariel Obviously everybody has to take care When they say her name So as not to mix it up with Halle Berry

Well my family We've always loved Halle Berry I mean And a risk.

They wanted to name me Haley, but my last name is Bailey, so that wouldn't have worked. They ultimately decided Halle, and it's very similar to Halle Berry, but there's no one else I would rather have a similar name to.

She was so excited because she recently got to meet Halle Berry.

I actually got to meet her this year at the Oscars. So kind to me, and I was like, oh, my gosh, I love you. She's been, like, always really supportive to me over social media, so we've had a few, like, inbox interactions, but that was, like, my first time meeting her, and she's, like, an angel.

You know, it's got to be tough. It's got to be really tough to have a name that's like that. I thought about this Michael Jordan guy. Michael W. What is it? Michael B. Jordan?

Michael B.

I mean, think about that. You've got a name, and it's your name, and you want to use it. You're in the business of, you know, having people know who your name is. And your name is Michael Jordan. Yeah. And any time that you're in anything, people right away just see the name. They don't even think, you know. And he's actually done a great job of making himself Michael B. Jordan instead of Michael Jordan Jordan. Yep, yep.

And it's still set to rake in millions of dollars at the box office this weekend. And Chris Pratt said he's absolutely convinced that Jack Black can earn an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, and Tony for his song Peaches from the Super Mario Brothers.

I'm never going to outdo Jack Black. That dude's got incredible pipes. But I have caught myself singing Peaches around the house nonstop since I first heard it. And I think he could get his whole EGOT with Peaches. He could get a Grammy. He can get an Oscar. Once we bring Mario to Broadway, he'll get a Tony. And his Emmy will be performing it at the Academy Awards.

Let's see you hear it. Doesn't leave your head.

Love it.

Come on, Mike. Peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches, peaches.

Ah! No!

Fan favorite in the bathroom at my house with my little Smith.

Singing into a silly string can.

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Mojo in the Morning. I am playing this particular music to start off this particular conversation because I got a text from somebody that works with Mike in our West Michigan building in the iHeart Grand Rapids studios for 104.5 SNX who said, Hey, can you play a little pit bull today? And dedicated to Mike, Mr. 305 or Mr. 616 because yesterday he was dressed like pit bull wearing white pants we didn't get to see you

yesterday no okay okay okay so i uh had a meeting yesterday with with everybody here and it was for something that doesn't need to be talked about but you know those pants that i wore to naughty mom's night out i don't know if you guys saw them or if you noticed them or whatever but they're just white pants like i only wear them really to like summery, uh, outdoor things or events or whatever. And I'm like, you know what? I have this big meeting with everybody going to be there. I like the outfit in general. Uh, I'm aware. Yeah. So the second I walk into this meeting, like this makes me very proud that people feel comfortable enough to do this to me, but also at the same time, I didn't even sit down The second I walk into the room, I get, whoa, Mr. Miami. I'm like, okay, okay. And they go, Mr. 305. And I got a bunch of Dales. And then I started joining in with Thickbull. I called myself that. Mr. 305 checking in for the remix. You know that at 75th Street, Brazil. Well, this year's going to be called Gallo. From now on, I will never be wearing those pants to work. Ever.

If you like them, you wear them

Well, it's not really a work I feel like there's things that you can wear to work And you're not really supposed to wear to work I wear bathing suits sometimes to work I don't think you're supposed to wear bathing suits to work

We were going to actually give him Crap for this On the air last week And we missed out on it So when Mike got back from his vacation Where he went down to Florida He had been wearing bathing suits every single Thank you. day that he had been wearing them into the building. Did Tim ever say anything to you, our boss Tim?

No, no, no, no. Did you ever see

him while you were wearing a pair of your bathing suits? That's why he didn't say anything.

You stayed away from it?

They're just comfy? Or is that all you had clean or what?

No, they're comfy. You know what? Spending a week on vacation, like all I did was wear bathing suits and I'm like, this is so comfortable. I feel so great. And so the mood, the vibe, It felt the same when I wore the bathing suits Because I could just leave here And I'm already in like beach mode You know what I mean I'm already ready to go And I think that's why I wore the pants Yeah

When's the bucket hat coming out

I can't pull off I got a big stupid round head So I don't know that I could pull off a bucket hat But I might try If I find a good one I might rock one this year

Alright Somebody needs to call us up And tell us about the person in your office That for some reason They dress like every day is Friday Or every day maybe should be Saturday for them because they're dressed like Mike wearing a bathing suit. You cannot wear a bathing suit to work.

You said it best, though. Everybody should dress like it's Friday. Why not dress like it's Friday every day? Why do we need to dress super nice?

Oh, my God. First off, the white pants. I think you kind of can pull it off. You for sure can. Those guys were jealous because, you know, you are seeing you under Mike. You are the one and only.

Do you own a pair of white pants, Mojo?

No, I don't have anything. First off, you saw what happened. I wore a white shirt in the pictures last week, and people were like, oh, my God, it's nice to see Mojo in white. I know. I don't wear white anything.

Yeah.

I think everything I own is to try to make me look skinny, and nothing usually does.

Do you guys have anybody in your offices?

You know, I'm trying to think of the people that, Like I always see like the people like that wear the same thing every day. Like I'll see that a little bit, like the same sweatshirts and things like that. I don't know. There's a couple of times where I've seen, I don't want to say this, but sometimes I'll see some, uh, some women in the office that, uh, like they, they're not wearing that much. Oh, like I, I know the temperature has been different in here, but I, I like one day it would not surprise me if all of a sudden it was topless Tuesday, you know?

Well, we've got Michael, though, who's a fabulous dresser.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I mean, on point every single day.

Yeah. And then there's Don that looks like he's a J.Crew model. He does. He's very peppy.

Yep.

Yeah. Brandi, hi. What's in your office?

It's me. I'm the one that dresses like it's Friday.

What do you wear?

I wear yoga pants. I wear my Nike slides, messy bun. And what do you do? Anything but work attire. I'm an office assistant. Okay. I'm right there in the front, and they hate it. And they're like, can you look nice? I'm like, yeah, no.

I want your attitude so bad.

Women can get away with the yoga pants thing. Like, that's your comfort level. Guys couldn't come in in, like, sweatpants, you know?

Dude, I wear my slides right out in the machine shop. I'm like, oh, she's going to have a day with this.

Oh, yeah. Because it's supposed to be closed-toed shoes?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I think steel toe, but I don't go out there much, only to ask the guys a question here and there.

What do you think about Mike living like it's always summertime by wearing his –

I think he's living his best life, and keep on rocking it, Mike.

I think. If we all lived like every day was Friday, we would all be so much happier. I don't know that anything would get done, but – Yeah.

I've heard this in forever.

This is going to be Mike's, your music for when you just like walk through the door, you come in here.

It lightened the mood. Like when I walked into that room, everybody was just sitting there quiet. Not one person was talking. The second I walked into the room, people are roasting me and everybody's having a good time and everybody loosened up. And that's how it should. You know what?

I like it because you're daring and you're bold. And I guarantee in one week, someone else in that office is going to come in rocking the white pants. You're starting a trend.

I hope so.

I hope so.

Are your bathing suits that you're wearing, are they like the chubbies? Are they like those, the ones that are like?

Why do they call them that?

I don't know. I think that's just the, yeah, I think it's just a brand. It's a brand, right?

Yeah, yeah. Is that what they really are called, chubbies?

Like, could they play like you're wearing gym shorts? Like, could you actually be going to play a game of basketball with your friends wearing those things?

No, they're like shorter. Are they? The mid-thigh shorts, some of them are.

Oh, yeah, I like these.

Are they showing off the...

Little guy thigh, yeah. I like little guy thigh. The ones that go past the knees.

Yeah. What's up, Lindsay? How you doing?

Hey, I'm okay.

Joe. Hey. I wear leggings, a messy bun and a t-shirt to work every single day. And what kind of work do you do that you can dress like that? I'm actually a sales manager and I, I don't know if I can tell you what, who I work for. Do you work for one of the other radio stations? Oh, no, no, no, no. We work for, I work for a blian services. We do window cleaning, heart washing and gutter cleaning and so i get to wear pretty much whatever i want leggings a t-shirt messy bun and talk to people all the time and they just love that i'm like laid back like super chill you know kind of like semi-professional but no i get to wear a t-shirt leggings my flip-flops every day and get to talk to people and i just love it you know what's interesting about that

is that you cannot dress in that way if you are the sales manager for a business where your sales people have to dress up really nice. No, I'm saying, but you have guys that are like blue collar kind of guys, right? Doing the work. So like if you were the sales manager or working for like a company like, I don't know, Rocket Mortgage or something like that, you couldn't like go to work dressed like that. Yeah, it wouldn't play. Can you imagine one of our sales people one on a sales call dressed in their yoga pants with their hair up in a bun and all the rest?

Why not? How much more casual would that meeting be in that relationship be? But you walk into a

car dealership and try to sell advertising to a car dealership. You think the car dealership is

going to say, wow, this person's professional. I mean, we can get away with it because we're

on the air. What's up, Elle? Hi. Yeah, I'm calling about my coworker, what he wears just about every day to work yeah yeah he uh he comes in in his basketball gym shorts and a raggedy t-shirt like he just rolled out of bed and uh he's in his 60s and it's the most disgusting

goals what does he deal with customers at all that do they see him dressed like that

luckily no but um everyone else obviously we have 150 employees they see him um but the worst thing is he entitles the vice president of sales and marketing. Oh, my God. I don't know how he gets away with it.

You know what you need to get him? You need to get him, like, one of those old-school, like, Detroit Pistons Bill Lambert jerseys or something and have his, like, hair on his shoulders showing, you know?

That patchy hair.

Well, it's funny you say that because he has so much Michigan sports memorabilia hanging all over his office.

He's 60.

He's almost out the door.

Let the man enjoy his last five years. But he's been like that since he was probably 20. What's going on, Sophia?

Hey, what's up, you guys? So I'm a nurse at Royal Oak Beaumont. Shout out, Royal Oak. Yeah. So I basically get to dress every single day like it's Friday because I get to wear scrubs the rest of my life.

And I love it. It's the best, isn't it? You guys have the best outfits ever. What are the scrubs called? That company called? Figs. Yeah.

Those are cute. They're the only scrubs I wear. Shout out to Figs. I love them. They honestly feel like I'm wearing sweats each and every day And I love my job and I love what I do So it's honestly so rewarding What department are you in? I'm a cardiac ICU nurse

Oh man, that's awesome Did you ever work with Dr. Alminy, my good friend that passed away?

No, unfortunately I did not I'm a little bit newer

You're newer, yeah He was a great guy He was an awesome human being Hey, real quick, I hear it's your birthday Lydia says to say happy birthday to you

It is, I turned 23 today Have a good birthday

Have the best weekend Jazzy where have you been Jazzy

I work at Rocket Mortgage You definitely can wear what you want to wear I wear pajamas every day

Really? They let you do that

Dan Gilbert always says He wants us to be laid back He wants us to feel We're doing mortgages all day We're sitting at desk and computers So, yeah, pajamas and Crocs.

Oh, my God. Would you let one of the guys wear those really short bathing suits that Mike's wearing, where basically their nuts are hanging out of them? Dan, no. Is that a no? I think I got her on nuts. Dan Gilbert would not allow you to wear that, Mike. I, um, just realized when I saw some people here that work in the office dressed up like as characters, that Comic-Con is going on, Motor City Comic-Con is going on this weekend.

I did not know that either.

Yes. Uh, just, uh.

just seen at comic-con the lady with the largest boobs in the world i don't know if she's actually yeah i think that she's uh just got the picture from the comic-con people they just sent it to me these are some of the there's a lot is that unbelievable oh my oh my god yeah so So that and then probably every Baywatch star, Superman will be there. So, you know, Jay Towers will be there, too. There's going to be a lot of people hanging out at Comic-Con this weekend. It's funny. I remember taking my son when he was a big Walking Dead fan. And I remember going around. First off, I was like, oh, God, I got to go to Comic-Con. I was like, whatever. and then I was like so excited when I would like see the you know the the person who is the star of Laguna Beach you know like whatever like there was somebody there from one of the tv shows that I would watch or they had like a real housewife there and I would have Bravo Con yeah I know they do and they're not allowed I think go to go to uh to Comic-Con but then you'd get excited when you'd see you know uh who who's there what's what's his name from law and order svu the um yeah there's always like random maloney iced tea there's no no it's like the one that goes you're right yeah but but there's always like there's always like those kind of stars that are there you know yeah and and they're all set up there i always thought it would be kind of funny to like find some actor that's like a big actor and put their picture up there of like what they used to look like and then have me be the what they look like nowadays people come up there like put somebody who is a heartthrob actor back in like the uh the early 2000s or the late 1990s jtt

devon sawa all of the power rangers

no anything in tb magazine yeah yeah so it'd be it'd be me there like hey i'm you know from saved by the bell look at me now and they're like oh god but those are the ones that i would actually like yeah but then people would walk by going is that really him or somebody just kind of hanging out there uh we got a lot of stuff to get to uh we are almost done uh you guys want to play

a little game here we go now it's mojo in the morning's throwback throwdown by the way everybody

will be out and about this weekend and we will tell you where coming up here after the throwback throwdown so if you would like to meet the mojo in the morning show you have a chance first pick in the draft, your choices, Shannon, Mike, or Megan, Nikki, who you choose?

I'm choosing Megan today.

Wow.

Nikki? Is that what it is?

Nikki?

Nikki?

Yes, hello?

Nikki. Hi. Hi.

Nikki, you think she can actually do two in a row? Of course I can. Of course you can. I think so. Of course. You're going to have to cheer her along, so it's both you guys playing today. All right? Next pick in the draft goes to Michelle. Michelle, who do you choose?

I choose Mike.

You got Mike. Congratulations. Let's go, Mike. Let's go. You feeling good today, Michelle? Feeling great. All right, here we go. Is it Taya?

Hello?

Is that your name?

It is.

You seem shocked. You're on with us. You got Shannon.

Hi, Tanya. I'm so excited. I would take Shannon all day. Let's go, Shannon. Okay.

All right. You guys ready?

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. First song in the throwback throwdown is... Mike. Mike. Daft Punk, Pharrell Williams, Get Lucky. Correct answer.

I'm up all night to get sun She's up all night for good fun I'm up all night to get lucky We're up all night to the sun We're up all night to get sun We're up all night for good fun We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky We're up all night to get lucky

Alright, on the board. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback, throw down is Mike. Mike was first. Leona Lewis, Bleeding Love. Correct answer. He just has a shorter name. Stop it.

Mike, how did you know that song so fast?

Great question. Well, you see, my daughter was born, and that was the first song we heard when she was born. Really?

That's sweet. I'll give you that one.

KP, with a score update, please.

All right. Mike's got two. Only one on the board right now. Everybody else.

Let's go. This game can be over on this next one. Michelle, get ready. Claim your prize. The next song is...

Megan.

Megan.

Post Malone, Psycho. I can't think of anything. Me neither! You're saying it a million times.

no not my name you said your name i'm sorry i was giving myself a pep talk

post malone um it's not circles

it's all you mike for the win I genuinely don't think I remember this song. Holy cow.

I don't remember the name of it. Does it say it?

I'm sorry, I'm writing down that I need to go pick up something for Luke today because I don't think anybody's going to get this one here. Michael, that's enough time. That's enough. What is it?

It's Post Malone. I'm just going to name another Post Malone song because I don't know the name of this one. Sunflower.

No. Come on. I know it's not. Somebody's on it with them. That's what you got to say. Somebody's on it with them. Post Malone, Ty Dolla $ign, Psycho. Nobody gets bad.

Yeah.

All right. Throwing that one out. We've already heard enough of that song. Next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback, Throwdown, is...

Straight up now, tell me, do you really want to love me forever? Megan.

Megan.

J. Cole, Workout.

Correct answer, yes!

Yes! I don't want to see you again, but is that a good name? Cause, girl, I can't be your man No man, I know what's on your brain You probably hope it never would end Like, is it the real thing Or is it just a one-night stand

Well, I get low Down to the flow Okay, KP

Yes, we got Mike on the board with two Megan's got one right now

Shannon, come on

You can do it, Santa

Come on, Taya, let me hear you say 0.0

No way She's got the next one, I know it

Alright, I'll give it to her if she doesn't get this next one Alright I'll give it to you That's what she said Alright, next song in the Mojo in the Morning Throwback Throwdown Is

Oh Oh, oh, oh

Is there somebody else on it, though?

Mike.

Mike for the win. DJ Snake, Dua Lipa, lean on.

Yes, I'd walk innocent, remember. All we did was care for each other. But the night was warm, we were bold and young. All around, the wind blows. We would only hold on to let go. The amount of times we played this song at Club Kiss.

Oh, my God. Oh, that's right. Can we get clues? No. Can we get hints, please? No. Like, is she named or is it just the DJ? Give us a clue.

I'm not giving you anything. Come on. We're so bad at this. Because you're not going to get it. None of you guys are going to get it. If you don't have it right now.

I don't know. Shannon. Shannon. He's had Dua Lipa lean on.

I don't think it's Dua Lipa.

You don't have a clue, do you?

Nope.

Then guess something

Oh, God Megan

Yes, Megan

Is it just Zed Lena?

No, it's Major Lazer and DJ Snake Lena Alright, nobody gets that one Rapid Fire Mike could win it on this next one Next song is Megan Megan first Three seconds

Shannon, Shannon, Shannon, Shannon Britney Spears, Toxic

Too many Britney Spears songs That sound the same I love the way you played that out in your head

She's on the board, Taya

Thank you guys Don't you know that you're toxic?

Bum, bum, bum, bum. All right. I know, it was a little abrupt. KP, what's happening? KP, give it up for KP.

Are we?

Yes, what's going on?

Okay, we have a score update. Mike, two. Shannon and Megan, both with one. So, Mike, you could take it. Shannon and Megan, you could maybe get a point.

All right.

You're so rude, KP. What?

The next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throw Back, Throw Down. Should I go like way back? Should I go like old school? Should I do that? Yeah.

Bill Withers.

Bill Withers. Bill Withers. Like I wouldn't even. Wait, what's Bill Withers?

Bill Withers, Lovely Day. Come on. Okay.

Bill Withers. Like I'm not going that old school, but I'll go this old school. The next song is. This is totally a Mike song

I just gotta hear it It's gonna start like this Okay, got that

Megan

I'm just gonna wing it so Mike can't get the point I'm just gonna go Lil Jon Shake it like a salt shaker

Mike Lil Jon Ying Yang Twins Shake it like a salt shaker

That's what I had written down. That's what I had written down. I didn't go with it. We're still in there, Shannon. It's okay. You can get it wrong.

Soaking with.

Shannon.

Shannon.

John. Dem. Oh, my God.

What did you say?

Pet shop.

Pet shop boys?

Little is pet shop? Who is it? Shop boys?

No. It's the Ying Yang Twins with Lil Jon and the East Side Boys. Salt shaker. Nobody guessed that. Lil Jon and the Tamagotchi?

Okay.

You want to know what I watch in my house all day?

Lil Jon's hanging out with other boys.

You do Henry Danger? Okay. All right, so throw that one out of there.

Get it out. What do we got for a score again?

Score is the exact same thing. We got Mike with two, Megan and Shannon with one.

All right, Megan and Shannon, you want to tie this game up? You can. Mike, you can walk away a winner if you get this song right.

oh megan shannon megan first oh shoot three seconds i'll hold slow hands yeah

Oh, by the way, you guys shot boy saying party like a rock star.

The greatest text message here is everybody is text messaging us right now. Little Pet Shop Boys.

Guys, I was thinking of the shop. This stupid jingle has been stuck in my head ever since then. The littlest Pet Shop.

Okay, we got a good one going on here, right, KP?

Yeah, all we do. We got two with Mike, two with Megan, one with Shannon. So Megan or Mike could take this one.

And Shannon, you could tie it up and make it a good old-fashioned three-way. The next song in the Mojo in the Morning, Throwback, Throwdown, is...

Megan. Megan for the win. Jason Derulo, Talk Dirty. Mike.

Mike for the win. Jason Derulo, 2 Chainz, Talk Dirty.

Correct answer, Mike has won the Throwback, Throwdown. Yeah. congratulations to you michelle thank you so much mike enjoy enjoy have fun you got a good concert to go to congrats to you nice win good contest this week and thank you to everybody with all the great text about that salt shaker song We have to, by the way, make memes for that one This weekend's going to be fun Everybody's going to be out and about Tonight we have prom Which is going to be So wild to see Luke going to his Last school dance School function before graduation Shannon, you're out Buff City soap

I am, the Rochester Hills location on Rochester And Auburn, I'm going to be there starting At 6 o'clock To hang out with some moms who won a little private party there for Mother's Day.

Is that close to Wes's TJ Maxx?

It is. And it's a HomeGoods Marshalls.

Oh, okay. It's a HomeGoods. Oh, I'm sorry. Yes. You got to go back and listen to the podcast from earlier this morning when we were playing Mary Effer Kill with Shannon's three favorite stores, Target, TJ Maxx, and Marshalls HomeGoods. Megan, tomorrow you are out during the day.

Yeah, going to be out from 11 a.m. until 3 p.m. at the Armed Forces Day Chillout at the Grill Out. You've got to have proof of veteran status or current CAC, but you can bring your entire family.

Would somebody actually try to pretend that they were a veteran? Would people be that bold enough to do that?

I hope not. But it is happening at the Lucas County Fairgrounds, which is on K Street in Maumee. The event goes on from noon until 5 p.m., but I will be out there from 11 a.m. until 3 p.m.

That's great. Make sure you tell everybody that we say thank you for serving. uh mike tomorrow night first off this is going to be like the best thing ever and when you made the announcement earlier this morning that you were going to be doing this so many people who are sneaker heads were like i'm going to grand rapids and i'm going to come see you what's up

so it's the sneaker nuts shoe convention it's like the super bowl of shoes uh basically if you're into shoes at all they're buy selling and trading them at the devos place on saturday it It goes from noon to 6. I'll be there 4 to 6 because I'm doing Cecily's birthday party, her friend's birthday party, her first friend's birthday party ever earlier in the day. But that night I'll be at the DeVos place with a chance to win prizes. There's going to be a barbershop competition, so I might get lined up real nice. There's going to be a sweatpants show, which I don't know why they didn't. I have millions of sweatpants. Why am I not in that show? That's another question I'll need to ask when I go there. It's going to be a lot of fun. If you're a convention person in general, which I am, this is a lot of fun. Sneaker Nuts shoe convention at the DeVos place this Saturday.

Very cool. And then we got graduation on Sunday. So congratulations.

What's the over under on you crying?

Oh, it's all over with. I mean, it's even odds, if not odds that I'm, you know, greater odds that I will be probably not making it through the entire thing. Luke just told me not to embarrass him. I'm so excited for all the graduates, the class of 2023. I know there's probably other graduations that are going on this weekend and weekends to come. And be safe to all the prom goers, too, because the prom goers, you know, you guys, I know you're going to have fun and there's lots of fun stuff to do, but don't do anything stupid. And I know if you probably are going to be drinking, make sure you stay at a home or something like that. And the parents don't let these kids go out. Have a great weekend, you guys. We will see you back Monday morning. Mike, Megan, have a great weekend. You too. Lydia and KP and Misfit Steve, everybody, thank you guys so much for what you do. We'll see you. Bye, Shannon. Take care.

Bye. Bye.

Go get me some soap. By the way, no offense.

What is wrong with you? No offense to bust it.

soap, but they were at the Planet Fitness location and the guy was like, would you like me to show you how to make soap? And I'm like, no. That's what we're doing today. I don't want to. But people are into it. I know we're into it.

It's so fun. It really is.

You're not invited, so just shut up. All right. Bye. 20 plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo and West Michigan. It's Mojo in the morning.

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