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Oh, my God. Was that the fastest weekend ever? I feel like it hasn't even been like a Saturday or something. I was so busy. Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Hope you are up and about and getting ready for what could be a great week. I mean, we're going into a holiday weekend, which is nice. Memorial Day weekend. And we got a good week of shows. I mean, besides, obviously, second date update this morning and Shannon's Dirties, We've got War of the Roses. We've got Five Lies to Tell Your Mom. Six on Sex. Throwback Throwdown. A lot of things to get into, so it's going to be a good one. And we have prizes, too. Did you see this? When our boss came in and said to us, hey, by the way, next week on the show, we're doing things a little bit differently as far as the text for Taylor. We're not just texting for Taylor. We're texting for Taylor, Drake, and Ed Sheeran. And I go, oh, that's cool. We're going to give away tickets every hour with Taylor. And he goes, no, one listener is going to have a chance to win at 630 and 930 during your show tickets to all three of the concerts. Like, you don't just go to see Taylor Swift like we've been doing. You go to see Taylor Swift, Drake, and Ed Sheeran. But what if I don't want to go to all three of those shows Well then you say that to yourself You do whatever the hell you want to do But what are you crazy What were you going to say You were going to say something nicer weren't you

No I was going to say you're crazy

Oh okay to say if you if you don't want to go to taylor i'll take those tickets that's what that is also true yeah i'll pay you for them actually it's funny i uh saw some uh some video on my son uh joe the joe shows social over the weekend they had ed sharon in tampa this weekend and i was like oh my god i think that's the show i want to go to like i really i've never seen drake live and i thought to myself i'm like oh that'd be the show i would want to go to but uh and i know that's the one that luke wants to go to my son wants to go to that's like his grad present that he wants but ed sheeran to me that might be like date night you know that might be kind of fun so

yeah yeah absolutely that's the night where you you get a hotel room too you know what i mean you get a night out you go watch the show you have a little wine and then you go to the hotel afterwards

it might be perfect for you because if if you guys have this baby like in the next like week and a half two weeks okay if the baby comes out maybe early or right around due date time you might pat ally might be recuperated in a time where you could do like a a date night you know a month later because oh yeah that's a great idea it's in july so we'll have to think about that good morning guys good morning everybody good morning shannon good morning good morning to michael good morning megan hello morning i was gonna say good morning i just wanted to see what your tone was at first good morning how are you why did you say tone i just wanted to make sure you were having a good week.

You know when you say stuff like that, it sounds like

I've been an absolute bitch all morning.

I know. No, no, no, no. No, no, no, no. You're wonderful. Just seriously. She's awesome. I love her.

6 o'clock in the morning, he's already trying to pick a mic.

Good morning to KP. Good morning. Saw her hoedowning it this weekend for the hoedown for the country station, which was kind of filed. By the way, are the country station people as cool as we are?

I didn't get to say hello to them. Did you see them on stage or anything?

Did they do anything on stage?

They were hanging around. Yeah.

Are they all related? No, they're not, Michael.

Thank you.

Good morning to you, Lydia.

Good morning.

Good morning. And I have to say this, and this is going to be one of those times where you're going to sit there and go, where was I when? I don't know if you'll say that, but you might say that. But we have to welcome a new member to the Mojo in the Morning Show. We're going to have to update our Wikipedia. Somebody has to figure out how to do that and update the Wikipedia. But we have a new member of our Mojo in the Morning show on this. I'm going to look at the date. I just got my dates wrong. Monday, May the 22nd, 2023, a new friend will be joining the show, a new voice that you will hear on the show from time to time saying hello to you or probably saying something kind of as goofy as we all say. Please welcome Kevin Irwin, otherwise known as Kev, Kev, Kev, Kevin. What is your name? First off, let me just say this to you. Before I tell everybody who you are and stuff, I always look at people's Instagram bios to find out what they're really all about. Because honestly, everybody is so honest on their Instagram bios. They always make themselves look just as friendly on their Instagram bios as they ever do on on a resume. So what do I call you?

Can I get some fireworks? Can I get some bim-bim-bim? Are we in a silence? Hold on, hold on, hold on. This is not a five-five.

All right, hold on a second.

That was kind of like a welcome. It was very serious.

He talked his way through it, by the way.

We were all on it and ready to cheer,

and then he kept talking. This is like the purge. Here we go. This is the purge. This is the opposite of what I want.

All right. What do I call you? Because I was trying to figure out.

Hey, just call me Kev. Kev, call me Blast.

Hey, welcome Kev. By the way, that's what it sounds like when Kev walks into the studio. Because he's one of those people that comes up to you and gives you a hug and tells you it's going to be a great day. And he has so much energy and the rest of us are like, okay, what? I'm just going to drink our coffee for a second and get ready for the show.

It's six in the morning. I'm trying to contain myself because I know people are still waking up, wiping their eyes.

So here's the thing with Kev. with kev kev has been kind of like hanging out with us for what a couple of weeks or so right um just kind of get to know things that are going on here but we've known kev for some time matter of fact you guys might have even run into him um kev used to be an intern way back when for our sister station fm 98 wjlb for the uh what is it uh coco foolish mr chase that show by the way one of my favorite shows of all time by the way foolish never called back for your uh for your reference i but it doesn't surprise me because foolish sometimes doesn't call back for anything unless i tell them that there's like free food here at the station you can come by um Also, you probably have seen him at Detroit Pistons games. He is your emcee, your host, that hosts in between timeouts and halftime and all the rest of that stuff, right?

That's a fact.

And MSU. And I was going to get to that. Michigan State basketball and then upcoming fall, Michigan State football, you also do that. Yes, sir.

Go green.

Wow. So how do you wait? First off, how are you going to be able to do this if you're doing all that?

Well, you know, you just prioritize things in life. And the blessed thing about it is this is so early that it doesn't interfere with any of the other things that I do. Just your sleep. So you're actually like perfect timing. Just your sleep. Right.

All right. So I want to kind of have you give like a little brief synopsis of yourself. Like, you know, what you're all about, how old you are, are you married, are you single? Already we got 248. Whoever you are, you are a dog on a bone. Is Kev single? That's the first question that people want us to know. Is Kev single?

Listen, first and foremost, they say happy wife, happy life. She's not my wife yet, but if I answer anything other than the truth, which is that is my one and only, I will not be on air tomorrow.

And her name is Sherelle?

Yes, my baby Sherelle, who should be up. You think your girlfriend will be up on your first day listening, but I have no idea if she can hear me right now. That's when you know it's love. She's your fiancé. Soon to be. Soon to be. Wait, you have not even proposed.

Oh, my God, Shannon, you just gave it away. Hold on a second.

No, I thought you guys were already engaged. No. I mean, we live a life like we're engaged. I didn't give that away, did I?

No, you didn't.

You're not ruining it. Holy cow, my heart. It's about to happen today. She knows she's the one, though. And actually, I'm a firm believer in, like, speaking things into existence in every area of life. Oh, he's one of those guys. Hold on a second. He's one of those guys. He's a manifesto.

You don't need a ring, Sherelle. I'm just speaking it into existence.

No, I mean, I say that because I saved her name in my phone as The One. very early on, because when you know, you know. How did you guys meet? So Shirella and I actually met in high school in 2008. Well, she graduated in 08, and I graduated in 07. And crazy enough, I tried to talk to every single one of her friends. She was part of, like, the bad girls. Like, you know, the group of girls that are just the baddest girls, bad, mean, and fine, and, like, that's the crew. So I tried to talk to almost, she was the quietest one, too, so maybe that wasn't the reason why I went to her first. But long story short, the only thing she ever said to me, And, like, those three years of high school, I tried to talk to her by the elevator. She said, oh, you think you're just going to talk to all of us, huh? That ain't how this go. Oh, she called you right out. And I was stunned, shocked. Then years later, you know, it's fate. We got back together. And then during COVID, I always thought that maybe, you know, there was something there with her. And then through COVID and everything that, you know, that meant for everybody and being in solitude, I reached out to her and said, you know, I want to know what the future would look like with us.

Yeah.

And here we are. Aw.

Two and a half years later. He's romantic. With a baby on the way. He's a romantic. You know what? Oh, my. Wait a second. Hold on a second. Yeah. What? Wait. So, no engagement, but we got a baby? Baby on the way. There's a bun in the oven?

Bun.

Wow.

Is this baby number one? The oven is preheated. Yes, this is our first child. I do have a son, 10-year-old named Josiah, who's incredible, but this is Sherelle and I's first baby.

How old is Josiah?

Josiah is 10 years old.

Okay, so how old were you when you had Josiah? I'm trying to figure out how old you are. I can't ask you. Legally, they won't ever let us ask questions like that when you're doing the interview process. So how old were you when you had Josiah?

I was about to turn 23. Oh, wow. I was 22 years old. Okay.

All right. And Josiah, 10 years old. Look at this, by the way. I'm looking at all these text messages here saying, oh, my God, I love Kevin. First impression. There's somebody that said that. Another person here that said, oh, my gosh, tell me what Kev looks like.

Only read the good ones.

We'll be posting. KP said that she's posting video and pictures and all that stuff for you. Oh, we have to add your Instagram handle.

I know. I'm so excited. Come on. Nobody do it. This is my job. I want to do it.

Melissa. Melissa, any questions that you have for Kev? Good morning, Melissa.

Oh, my gosh. Good morning. I absolutely love your personality, Kev. You have made such a great first impression so far. Melissa!

The guy said two things. How do you love him already?

He's just, like, his vibe. His personality is just fantastic. I love it. Come on, Melissa.

It's all about the vibes.

Yeah. Well, let me just say this. I will say this about you because I've had an opportunity to kind of see your work that you've done. I've seen the great stuff. Actually, Kevin used to work when we would do the broadcast downtown. He worked for the Quicken Loans people, whatever they call themselves now, Rocket Mortgage, whatever that crap is.

But he worked down there and then working next door with the guys over at FM 98 WJLB. One of the things you realize when an intern comes in here is they're either going to have one of two things. They're either going to be somebody that will be non memorable or they'll be very memorable. And you were one of those. And then I saw this the moment that you came into the building. And guys, this is something that Mike and Megan, you didn't get an opportunity to say. Matter of fact, Mike and Megan, you've never even met him face to face, right? No. Wow. He's an AI for all I know. By the way, shh, don't say anything. Come on. But no, but when he came into the building, I saw there's two people that work here that right away went crazy when they saw him. Like they went nuts. One of them was Crystal, who's our promotions director, who you guys were interns together, right? And the other one was, and this will tell you whether or not you should like Kev, and this is for the people here because our listeners may not know, Lester. Lester, who's worked at this station forever. I mean, I think that Lester's been here for longer than I've been around here. And Lester pulled me aside after he got done hugging and groping you and stuff. Yeah, it was kind of crazy. He pulled me aside and whispered in my ear, and he said, that's a good one. He goes, that is a good one. He goes, that was one of those ones where you'd go out on promotions. Lester had been, you know, he's the guy that would, like, set up everything at promotions and do stuff. And he said he was never one to ever not want to work and not want to, you know, be great and make people great. So we're excited about that.

Shout out to Lester, man.

He's the best. He is the best. Day one. Well, welcome. You, you know, you got a great group of people around you. I'm going to speak from, you know, just experience around here that the people around you, they will love you. There will be moments where they'll probably also be your harshest critic, but they'll also be your greatest fan. And they expect nothing but the best. And I'll tell you, the listeners, you're going to love them too. You're going to love what they're all about. You're going to really appreciate, more so than even when you were over at JLB, because I know they've got great listeners. They don't have the listeners that we have on Channel 955 and SNX and KISS. We got hardcore crazies. And we have people that I know that will do pretty much anything that we ask them to do, especially in the morning when we ask them to give us a call and just tell us a little bit about themselves and be very personal. And we expect that of you.

For sure. And shout out to Melissa, the first listener I had a chance to meet over the year. Melissa, I will never, ever.

You got to remember that name. That might be a question in Mojo in the Morning Trivia. Matter of fact, we might have to add that to the Wikipedia. We're going to talk more with you coming up here. I got a lot of stuff to talk about. We got a lot of stuff to talk about, actually. We had prom, graduation. I know, Shannon, you had the in-laws in town, and they all stayed with you. Mike and Megan, I know you guys were out and about in Grand Rapids and Toledo this weekend. KP, like I said, was hoedowning it. And Lydia, I have no idea what you were doing because I didn't keep up with you this weekend. I did get a nice text from Lydia's mom who sent me a very sweet text about Luke graduating that made me actually tear up. But we'll find out what you did over the weekend, and we'll kick off the show next.

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And you'll be walking through the, like, in an elevator or walking through the airport or something like that. And I'll hear, like, always be my baby. Right. And your penis get hard. Yeah, that's my wife.

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I really, really appreciate it. Great way to start the week.

Oh, my God. You know what? I'm telling you, there's so much energy going on this morning. Between the energy that the new member of our show, Kev, has to your energy, I feel like I walked in here.

Yeah, welcome to the show.

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We have Post Malone tickets at 7.30 that we'll do for a 95th caller, so be listening. Then, Shannon, good morning. How was the weekend as far as the dirty is concerned? Good morning. Is there a lot of good stories over the weekend?

Yeah, it's a decent dirty day, I'll be honest. It's not the best, but it's not the worst. We do have some Taylor Swift dirty to start off the morning during her Saturday show. She was in Foxborough, Massachusetts over the weekend. I heard that more than 200,000 fans saw her. Wow. I know, isn't that crazy? But she opened up on Saturday specifically about her emotional state while introducing her first surprise song of the night.

My life finally feels like it made sense.

Oh, good for you. She went on to play Question off of Midnight's in the Pouring Rain. The whole show, by the way, more than three hours in the pouring rain. People were standing there, but they didn't care.

Let's read into that, because everybody has kind of talked badly about Maddie Healy and them thinking that it's a bad influence. Her to say this is the happiest that she's ever been. In all aspects. It's her way of saying, I am not changing. Yeah. I'm not going to listen to the people that are out there, even the Swifties that don't like the idea that she's dating him.

Yep. Yep. Says an interesting story. The late Jeffrey Epstein tried to blackmail Microsoft co-founder Bill Gates with his knowledge of an alleged affair between Bill and a Russian bridge player. kind of random. The Wall Street Journal is doing the reporting here and they're saying that Bill met Russian bridge player Mila Antinova back in 2010 when she was in her early 20s. Jeffrey Epstein met her a few years later. He ended up paying for Mila to attend coding school and asked Bill to be reimbursed for the cost in a 2017 email. And the late Jeffrey Epstein's message implied he could reveal the affair if Bill Gates did not continue to essentially be friends with him. So he said, be friends with me, hang out with me, or I'm going to spill the details of you and this young girl to everybody. His email to Bill came years after the alleged relationship ended, but the tone of it absolutely indicated that Epstein

knew all of the details about this affair. A spokeswoman saying Mr. Gates met with Epstein solely for philanthropic purposes. Does anybody believe any of this? No. Epstein tried unsuccessfully to leverage a past relationship to threaten Mr. Gates. Come on. There are lots of photos, by the way, of Bill Gates and this girl.

Well, and there's probably lots of photos of Bill Gates and other young girls. And I feel like this is bill gates's way of trying to say well she was legal because she was in her 20s yeah in her 20s and there wasn't anybody that was under that but then there are those that have come out and said that there were big names and some people speculate that bill gates is one of those big names that's

being covered up right now yep chris shell stouts and her partner g flip not legally married despite their recent las vegas wedding they look cute well it wasn't official and i say that because there is absolutely zero record of the selling Sunset star and the Australian musician obtaining an actual marriage license in Clark County, Nevada. So I don't know if a record exists in California where they live full time or another location. I just know in Vegas it didn't happen. Sources telling me they are planning to have an official wedding at a later date. And American Idol announcing the season 21 winner during last night's episode, which featured performances from judges Luke Bryan, Katy Perry, and Lionel Richie. I don't watch the show, so I'm hoping I'm not butchering the winner's name, but I am Tongi, E.M. Tongi, the champion of this particular season, beating out Megan Danielle, who was the runner-up.

No? This is him?

This is just him singing. I really like the song.

They don't have Ryan doing the audio they provided for us today of Ryan Seacrest, where he does that long, dramatic pause.

They might, but I just wanted to hear him singing.

Oh, okay.

Hey, for all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

Hey, guys, it's Ryan Seacrest from American Idol. And people of Detroit, you voted. So more Mojo in the Morning coming up next. Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com. Here we go. Mojo in the Mornings, Dirty on the 30. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, yo, no.

Good morning, 5 at 6.55. Carrie, going for your second win in a row. How was your weekend? Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't have you up there. How was your weekend? Pretty good. How about yours? It was good. It was busy. I'm going to talk about that in a second. here after we get done with this we had prom friday and we had graduation yesterday and uh i am like exhausted it's tough having kids yeah i don't have them so megan i don't have to worry about that i was thinking of you this weekend i was thinking of myself because megan always says f them babies how about f them teenagers with all the stuff that i had going on this weekend um melinda where are you at melinda Melinda.

Good morning.

You are taking on Carrie. Will you say hello to her?

Good morning, Carrie.

Hi.

Good morning to you, Melinda. We're going to lock up Carrie in a soundproof area. I think the questions might be a little hard. I was pre-reading some of these things. I was like, wow. A couple of the questions, I was like, okay, I don't know if I would get it. But you know what? It's a Monday, and we've got to get you on your A-game for the week. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Melinda, question number one, a homeless man broke into actor Owen Wilson's home and put on his pajamas? True or false, actor Luke Wilson is Owen's twin brother?

False.

Question number two, Harrison Ford joked he's really hot for an 80-year-old. What's the name of the movie franchise he starred in since the 1980s where he plays a professor of archaeology and adventure?

Indiana Jones.

Question number three. Rumor has it that Machine Gun Kelly is still in the doghouse with his actress fiancée. Who is she?

Megan Fox.

Question number four. I.M. Tongji, I believe is the pronunciation, but I don't know for sure, is the winner of season 21 of American Idol. On what network does Idol now air?

Fox.

And question number five, a question about the Royals. What is Kate...

Middleton's sister's name? Three seconds. Pass on that. Pass, yeah. Pass on that. All right. Yeah. Bring the champ back. They were kind of tough, weren't they? They were a little tougher, yeah. So three out of five correct, Melinda. Yeah. All right, Carrie, you got to beat three out of five for your second win in a row. Question number one. A homeless man broke into actor Owen Wilson's home and put on his pajamas. True or false, actor Luke Wilson is Owen's twin brother?

False.

You guys are both right. They are brothers, but not twins. They obviously could not look even, they don't even resemble each other. Question number two, Harrison Ford joked that he's really hot for an 80-year-old. What's the name of the movie franchise he starred in since the 1980s, where he plays a professor of archaeology and adventure? Indiana Jones. Yes. Two to two. Question three. Rumor has it that Machine Gun Kelly is still in the doghouse with his actress or fiance. Who is she? Megan Fox. Yes. Three to three. Question number four. I Am Tongji is the winner of season 21 of American Idol. On what network does Idol now air?

ABC.

Yes, ABC. Yes, four to three. It moved from Fox. And question number five. A question about the Royals. What is Kate Middleton's sister's name? Oh, I have no idea. Poppy? I don't know. Actually, close. It's Pippa. Yes, final score, 4-3, and Carrie's back with us tomorrow. Nice job. Congratulations.

Pippa!

Congratulations to you, Carrie. Two in a row. You're back tomorrow. You ready for that? We'll have another challenger for you. Was it kind of wild knowing that this weekend you had homework to do? You had to, like, stay on top of what was going on? I know. It was like a war flashback of homework. Well, you did great. So congratulations to you. Melinda, we do have a parting gift for you. We're going to set you up with a $50 gift card to Red Robin. Yum. Congratulations. Cool. Thank you guys so much. Thank you so much. Hold on the line for just one second, and we'll get all your information. Have a great day, guys. Have a great Monday. It's Mojo in the Morning, 5 at 6.55. All right, welcome to the Mojo in the Morning show. It's nice to have you guys here with us. It was a wild weekend, a little roller coaster family weekend for me. And I know that many of you guys have probably experienced this in your life, but it was prom and graduation weekend for our youngest son, Luke. What a busy weekend. Oh, my God, Megan. Huge things. Huge. And by the way, the prom pictures thing, Chelsea was so worried that we were going to show up late because, remember, we did not know Luke's date. Like, we had no idea who she was. And we didn't want to look like the bad parents that I've been going on the air all week saying I don't even know who he's taking to prom. And then, you know, show up late to it. So we ended up showing up like 30 minutes early for prom pictures because they did it in a park in Clarkston. and then by the way uh what a what a really nice girl and like yeah stunningly beautiful beautiful so so uh her name is evelyn and um she was really sweet and i asked i said hey can you mind if i post a picture up on and she was like yeah she goes we listen all the time i was like oh that's so cool and uh luke is you know friends with her his buddy uh evan is dating evelyn's best friend So that was really neat. And they both looked beautiful. Actually, all the kids looked beautiful. It was so wild to see these grown-up kids, you know, like, you know, shaven these days, you know. And then on Sunday, we had Graduation. And let me just go on record right now. I'm going to dip the music down, even though this music is kind of slow and very dramatic. I did not cry as much as Chelsea cried I was so happy with myself You need to play a little vitamin C That'll get you crying Is that what it is? That'll do it And we go on Chelsea The moment that the Notre Dame Prep High School band Started playing this song right here She just welled up

And tears just came down her cold hearted face oh Mike I was like that kept me from crying because I was you would think that that would make me cry

But when I saw that, I was like, oh, I knew this was going to happen because it was her baby. And it was definitely a different feeling.

Was she an audible crier? Like, could you hear, do you think Luke could hear her from the stage? And I ask this for a very specific reason.

Honestly, no, she's not. She kind of tries, still tries to hide it. But she was a big tear crier, like where they're like such big tears that they could actually make your grass turn from brown to green. Why do you ask that? Why do you ask about the audible?

Because I can still, I can hear it in my brain, my mom sobbing from the bleachers. Oh, really? At the Grosse Seal High School football stadium where ours was.

In the football stadium.

That's like, you know it has to be loud.

Yeah. And so I thought, oh, I hope that wasn't Chels for Luke's sake.

No, it was. So there was a couple of emotional moments that I had too. Like, I didn't cry so much with Luke. I cried when, so the principal of our school, Kim Anderson, her son is Luke's best buddy, Jack Anderson. And they've been going to school together since pre-K, since pre-kindergarten. And Kim really made it emotional for me. And I think it was emotional, obviously, for her because it's her baby too. But she's also the principal of the school and she's the one that hands the diplomas out. So they have like somebody read and then somebody tell you like everything award that they won and where they're going to college. And then they have Kim pass the things out and Jack Anderson was one of the first kids up there and they gave each other hugs. And I was like, oh, my God. And then and then Luke got up there and he got his. He said that is the teacher that was the beginning of the stage, told him, I will give you five bucks if you moonwalk across the stage. And Luke didn't know how to moonwalk, but he wanted to try to see if he could do it because he just wanted a $5 bet. But he ended up, like, raising his hands up in the air and kind of like, I did it, I did it, which was really, really cool.

That would have got me right there.

There was a couple of moments, though, that were somewhat a little embarrassing, and they were involved with our family members. Chelsea's mom is the sweetest lady ever, Mary. Chelsea's mom and dad are Mary and Joe. They literally are the parents of Jesus. Is that amazing? they're the parents of jesus and the in-laws of mojo but they to be fair i would follow chelsea wherever she goes so i get it you listen i think that you know what i think she might have been born in a barn too i don't know but um chelsea's mom was very vocal for everybody not just luke so you know how there's the parents that go crazy especially in kev please don't get me wrong on this one here especially black families yes we're not criers we're screamers black families scream so loud that if you're a kid that is behind you know uh like a black girl or black boy you're always gonna have the that's my baby like they're screaming and yelling and going crazy the excitement i love well chelsea's grandmother she's not black but maybe deep down inside she might be she was that lady she was screaming for kids we didn't even know these kids some of these kids were kids that transferred like a year ago or something to the school how many kids graduated uh there was 138 kids and the funniest one was there was a girl that got announced and this is how how bad chelsea's mom's hearing sometimes could be so imagine this you're there and they go and next in you know they do the graduates though they do like you know shannon murphy and then a guy goes shannon murphy is the winner of that's such and such awards cum laude she'll be going to butler university yeah and then they go the next one is sherelle mcgillicuddy sherelle

mcgillicuddy and you hear chelsea's mom going you go shannon no no no it wasn't so much a delay

mike i think she misunderstood sherelle and shannon she thought it was two shannons in a row So it was called Mary. That was so. So she was kind of doing her her whole her whole thing with that. And oh, there's a couple of other moments that I wanted to talk about and I won't talk about it all now, but I'll get to get to it a little bit later. There was a couple of moments that were just to me like really awesome. First off, the valedictorian and the student council president speeches were so good. the valedictorian speech really meant a lot to me because it was you know about how you know uh it's okay it's like he was basically like it's okay to be have anxiety and okay to be scared and okay to do it don't try to think that you can go through life without it you know he was basically trying to get you to do that and then talking about the power of you know prayer basically because it's a catholic school and stuff and you know saying simple words like you know, Jesus be with me. And that was it. So.

That was awesome. The high school girl that was the president was great because, you know, I don't know if you know this. The class of 2023, and this is for all of you guys that are 2023 right now, hearts out to you guys. They were freshmen when COVID happened. so their spring spring semester of uh 2020 was their freshman year when they were sent home to have to go learn you know crazy from computers and stuff and um so this was their you know the first effect of of these guys you know having to do that and so how different it was that by the time that 2023 happened they finally had you know just what we had you know as far as uh graduating is concerned um but i talked to a couple of parents including chelsea's mom and i was surprised by this i was surprised at how many people that were parents said that when they were kids graduating from high school their parents didn't go to their high school graduation really i was blown away by that because i had this thing on my calendar for you know over a year because they put out the graduation dates like i think a year and a half in advance at that school what was more important than a high school graduation work or they or you know whatever it might be like some all of them pretty much said this have you have has is there anybody listening whose parent did not go to their high school graduation what wow my mom didn't oh your mom that's right my dad did and your mom at that time because i always thought that your mom was kind of out of the picture by the time that you were a little girl. Your mom started, it was high school when she kind of, that whole thing happened, right?

Yeah, yeah. But my dad was there. But don't worry, he's listening and I love him very much. Zero photos of my high school graduation. Really? So did it happen? Who knows?

Wait, is it because your dad, he's a dad, he's a normal dad that doesn't take him?

I love my father, I love him so much. Sometimes I think he forgets about stuff like that And, yeah, there's just absolutely no documentation at all. Yeah, and to be fair, I don't know where my high school diploma is, so I may not have graduated.

You've got to recreate graduation for Megan.

We do, but graduations are bad for me because, remember, I forgot to graduate from college, too.

So, Kev, you're new to the show, but Megan actually did not. She graduated from UT, from Toledo.

Yeah, but I didn't think I passed, so I never applied for graduation. That is such a great story. Four years after I graduated, because I did pass, is when I actually applied. So I walked four years after I stopped going to school.

So we actually had literally to go on the air and plead that Megan go back and have a graduation to be able to go and do it all over again.

We need to have a graduation party for you.

Here's what we'll do.

Like with the tent and everything.

Yeah, what we'll do is we'll have the graduation from high school all over again. And then we'll even have Chelsea's mom there to say, Mary, congratulations. And Mike, there will be little sandwiches. Yes, tiny sandwiches. That's all I want. What's up, Marissa? Hi.

Hi.

What's going on?

So my dad missed my high school graduation because he was painting his car. Oh, my God. Yeah, he said that he was at a point in the process where he could not stop. You are kidding me, Marissa. What point is that? No, I'm not kidding. What was that? I said, what point in the painting process would that be? No idea. I know nothing about painting, but he was painting. It was a 72 Chevelle.

That's unbelievable. That's terrible. Yeah, that's. Do you forgive your dad for that? Like, do you have a good relationship with him?

Oh, yeah, we have a really good relationship. But, I mean, it's something that you don't forget. Right.

Yeah, Chels was talking about how her grandfather didn't show at her graduation. And to this day, it was like the hardest thing for her to do that. So it was really, really difficult for her that that happened. I felt bad for Luke because Joe didn't come home for the graduation. He had a promotion at Disney this weekend for his work. Jacob was there, which was cool.

I saw that picture of the two of them.

But a high school graduation, I hate to say this, that's all I got. I didn't graduate from college, you know what I mean? Like, I was not somebody that, you know, I started college, but I never went. But that meant something to me. Like, that actually, I still look back at my high school graduation pictures.

I actually think a high school graduation, in many ways, is so much bigger and more important than a college graduation. I don't know. I didn't I didn't put as much emphasis like it was a big deal that I graduated from college that we graduate from college But high school to me was like the end of an era agree

Yeah, and it's kind of like it's kind of like you're

you're going on to adulthood.

You're starting your life. Yeah. Your big girl, big boy life.

Listen, Luke had his all-night party last night. He didn't come home last night. I'm, like, freaking out. You know what I mean? But I'm like, what's going on? But they had their, you know, party and stuff. But thanks for the call, Marissa. We appreciate you.

Thank you.

Mojo in the Morning Show. Phone number 844-MOJO-LIVE. The text is 95500 If you do call the show We love to hear your voice So much that We ask you That if you can't get through on the phone lines First by calling And you want to say something You can text us and then we'll call you So make it easy for you Thanks for listening to us On the iHeartRadio app Or on great radio stations like Channel 955 in Detroit 92.5 KISS FM in Toledo and 104.5 SNX. So, Mike, by the way, how was that, the wedding, the last-minute invite wedding?

Oh, yeah. I didn't go. Oh, really? Yeah. No, I didn't go because I found out later that day that it was just an invite to the wedding, not invite to the wedding reception. Oh, you are kidding me.

Yeah, and I'm not going to go to that. For those that missed this, last week Mike said that he got an invite on Thursday to a wedding, and the people sent you just the church service part of the invite? They didn't send you the reception invite? That's what I'm telling you. I was just a seat filler.

I was literally there, I'm assuming, for pictures. Can you do that?

No, not for that. You were there because they wanted another gift, but they didn't want to have to pay for your food at the reception.

Oh, I didn't even think of that. I thought for sure, I'm sorry, Megan, but I thought for sure that it was because they were going to have leftover meals and they were just going to give them, you know, one of the people's spots. But I'm sorry, Megan, what did you say?

You don't give a gift unless you go to the reception. Oh, but I think that they invited him thinking, of course he's going to bring a gift if he's coming to our wedding, even if it's just the church service.

Actually, Megan, it's funny.

I think that the, I would give a gift is what I'm saying, even if I just went to the church

service, but I think, I think that etiquette says to you that if you get an invite, you still have to buy a gift. Even if you say decline to the wedding, you still have to buy a gift. I don't know. I'm not giving them anything. Well, I don't blame you. That was

last minute. When have I ever followed etiquette rules?

I listened back, by the way, to your going out to the fancy restaurant date that you had, and I was listening back to that thing realizing just how we all should do an etiquette class. Yes. Just for the sake of a great social post of us sitting there trying to put the napkin in our shirt.

But there's absolutely no way. The reason that I'm getting you a gift is because you've paid for my experience at this party. But if I'm going to something you didn't pay for, and I get it. You pay for the church, right?

I think that, yeah, you have to make a donation, or in some cases, you have to rent it almost, you know?

Well, that's on you. You chose to get married in the church. But going back to what Mojo said about you, you give even if you're not going because truly, I mean, you're supposed to be giving for the couple. not to recoup any costs that they're incurring from putting on the wedding. You're supposed to, it's like for them to start their life together.

But who doesn't live together at this point anymore?

Right. Live in sin. Do you encourage it?

How many times have you gone to a wedding and they're like, honeymoon find, we already live together, we already have everything?

Yep. Here's my question real quick. Again, Kev, new to the show, new to the marriage thing, not married.

I just told Kevin, I said, anytime you jump on, you got to explain who you are. I want you to do it, Kevin. like Maura McDonald from Local 4 here in town where she goes, back to you. Hi, I'm Maura McDonald from Local 4. I like that. No, Kevin, what's going on?

Yeah, but like does the invitation say ceremony only? Like how do you know that you're not invited to the reception?

This was a text that I got which was basically, actually I didn't get it. It was Allie's coworkers or old coworkers. And it was like, hey, you know, wedding, I know this is last minute, but we'd love to have you there. Some seats, I think some seats opened up or whatever, and we'd love to have you there. And then as we got closer to going to it, it was, hey, just so you know, it's just for the ceremony.

So you got invited over text.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I think there was a – what ended up happening is they had her old work, they had it up in, like, the break room or something. So, like, employees were going, and they're like, we'll tell old employees, too. We'd love to see everybody there. And I'm like –

Wait, the wedding's in the break room? No, that's where they told everybody about it.

You know what this is like, honestly? This is like, do you remember back in the day when you'd go into Meijer or Kroger and they had a bulletin board where you could put like your garage sale stuff on?

I would put, I had a gift wrapping service. I was in high school, and I would put my little phone numbers on the bottom. You could rip it off and take my information with you.

That's what it's like. Come to my wedding, rip off a piece, Erin, and you can come to this thing. So I didn't end up going to that. What did you end up doing then for the weekend?

Oh, so I ended up going to, Allie ended up taking Cecily out for a girls' night because this is the last weekend before baby's coming. Baby's either coming next weekend or sometime next week, And we are This is the last weekend to really go do anything So she took Cecily out And who's my daughter And she's 8 years old And then I took Milo out We had a little dudes night And he's 3 And we ended up going to Rivertown Crossings Mall And we went to Fridays and got some food

TGI Fridays

I know it, the kid loves it Do they still have the potato skin appetizer? Oh yeah, the loaded potato skins? Absolutely Absolutely. But we get there and we're sitting down and he wants to sit in my lap and watch PBS Kids on my phone. So I'm like wrestling him around trying to get him to sit down and the waitress comes up and she starts asking stuff. She could see that I'm kind of like he's wrestling around and I'm trying to get him situated. She's like, I'll get your drinks. I'll be right back. And I at the time, I didn't think anything of how quickly she came back, but she was back very quick. And then she had a beer in her hand and I'm like, I don't think I ordered a beer. And she's like, hey, just so you know, I accidentally poured this. It's supposed to go to, it was supposed to be a tall, it's a short. Do you want this? And I'm like, what? Yeah, I'll take a free beer. She's like, all right, it's on the house. And then throughout the night. Yeah, yeah, throughout the night, she kept giving us free, like he got extra ice cream. He got extra French, he got a bigger plate of French fries. And I'm like, what is going on here? What is happening here? Does she think I'm like, and I started replaying, like, playing out scenarios. Like, is she just being really nice? Does she just want a good tip? Is she, does she think I'm a single dad? Do single parents get free stuff, like, all the time?

Was she asking you about, you know, being a dad? Or did she do anything that kind of referenced that at all? Like, she mentioned.

Were you wearing your wedding ring? Of course, always. Yeah, yeah. But at the time when she'd walked up, I was, like, wrestling him, trying to get him situated. So my hands were, like, under the table. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. So I don't know that she saw it because she was back very quick when she brought the first beer. And I don't know that she, because we were sitting on the same side of the table and she was there quickly. But I don't, she asked like how, you know, how old is he? And she was asking me stuff about him, but she never brought up my wife. Not one single time did she bring up, are you married or mom or anything like that. And then she just kept bringing up free stuff. Wow. Man.

Can I borrow Milo today?

Well, is it a single-parent thing?

Do you think that, like... Well, it might also be... Maybe it's not... Because you had your wedding ring on, like Shannon pointed out, that you were wearing a wedding ring. Maybe it wasn't so much a single-parent thing. Maybe it was just, like, she was like, oh, this is like a dad with his kids kind of having... Like a dad-son date. That's cool. She was, like, liking the fact that you were doing it, and she was, you know, liking that you were, you know, taking care of your son, and she wanted just to kind of, like, throw you a bone or two or something. I don't know. Let me ask Caitlin. Caitlin, what's going on? Oh, Caitlin, real quick, before you say your comment about the wedding, what do you think? Why was the waitress at Friday's giving Mike a bunch of free stuff with Milo? What do you think her thought was on that?

I think it was out of pity. She felt bad for him.

So she felt bad that he was by himself, you know, just doing a –

Yeah, struggling with Milo.

And it was a nighttime thing, right? So it was like you were there at night, not like in the middle of the day, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you're out on, you know, Saturday night hanging out, Milo, you know, or Friday night. Friday night, yeah. So Friday night. Yeah. No, that's actually pretty interesting. You were calling up about the wedding thing?

Yeah. So I got married last month, and we had a bunch of people's, like, relatives' families' flights get canceled, like, the day before our wedding. So all of a sudden we had a bunch of tables and we didn't want the food to go to waste. So I was inviting a lot of people last minute. But as Lydia, who did not come. Oh, Lydia from our show? Wait, do you guys know each other or do you just know each other from you calling in? We met once out and about. That was when Ellen was still on the show.

Oh, that's kind of cool. That's nice. By the way, you should have invited Mike and Milo.

Could have gotten a free meal. If I could have gone to the reception, I would have been there.

But that being said, I did not expect gifts for any of the guests that were invited last minute. I just didn't want that $100 meal to go to waste.

Yeah. No, that's a good thing to do. I guess at the last minute invitation, if you don't get a physical invitation.

Do you really have to buy a gift? Misfit Victor. Hello, Victor.

Hi, Victor. Good morning, everybody. Hi. Hope you had a fantabulous weekend. It was fantastic. I know why Mike was getting this special treatment.

Why is that?

He had his white pants on, probably.

Mike, what were you wearing, by the way? You heard some skinnies? No, I was, what was I wearing? Do you know how to do shorts? Yeah, sure. So, Mike, for those that didn't hear that, Mike has now gotten into the habit of becoming West Michigan's own pit bull. Golly. It's 616. He's wearing dressy white pants from time to time now and showing off how sexy he is. What's up, Selena? Hi.

Hi. It's Selena, but that's okay.

Oh, I apologize, Selena.

No, it's okay. Yeah, so I've been a server. I'm almost 33. I started at 17, so a very, very long time. I honestly, it just sounds bad. I honestly don't think it was that deep. I think that we're trained to do that, especially make kids feel special, and she just wanted that tip.

She got a good tip. Yeah. So make kids feel special by giving dad a beer.

We're literally trained to, like, if there's, like, not a single parent, but if there's, like, a child there, We're literally trying to pay a little bit more attention and things like that. So I think that's what she was doing.

That's nice that restaurants will do that. They'll actually be more caring of you, knowing that it's probably stressful with a little kid. What's up, Laura?

I think she was hitting on him.

I think so, too.

I don't want to go in. Women aren't that nice. I mean, not like that over and over again. No, you're not. If it was just once, then she wasn't, but she kept over and over. Yeah.

Well, she did it for both of us. I don't know if you're supposed to give somebody a free beer if you pour the wrong size beer for somebody. It seems like you could just pour it into another cup. But she said, I accidentally poured this, and it was supposed to be for something else. You can have this. And then brought ice cream for him, like extra ice cream for him.

So it wasn't just me. Did she do the whole waitress act of sitting down at the table, making it pretend like she was your friend? Well, there was room on the other side of the table Because there was nobody on the other side, so yes Oh, you guys sat on the same side, you and Milo Yeah, yeah That's cute What's up, Amanda?

Hi, how are you?

Good, Amanda, are you tired today?

Oh, no, I've been up for a while

Oh, okay How do you, man, can you do me a favor? Can you give me your zen approach? Because this is amazing how mellow you sound

oh um well when i wake up in the morning um i when my alarm goes off i get straight up and then i go to the walk the kitchen to get a water so as soon as you hear your alarm you get up and then you don't feel tired you just don't lay it back down oh that's too hard go ahead um so i'm actually a server um when we see female parents come in because you don't know their situation even if they have a ring or not they may have just lost their spouse so we really never really ask but when we see someone struggling we try to make their life easier i always offer to get some something from the bar for the parent like to dress it um but we usually carry like crayons like coloring books stuff like that for kids um we just feel bad sometimes when we see

megan should we borrow shannon and uh and uh mike's kids so that we can all have more fun

when we're at restaurants is there any way i can take like a life-size barbie and just dress it up so they don't have to talk or move or cry.

But I still check people. Would that be awkward if she brought a baby doll in?

One of those reborns, the ones that look like babies?

Come on. I mean, if you treat it like an actual human baby, we might feel even worse for you. Yeah. There's something there.

There you go. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Shannon, what's going on in the Dirty on the 30?

Well, Jay-Z and Beyonce have set a record in the state of California after purchasing a 30,000-square-foot mansion that cost them $200 million. Jeez. Yeah. The home is located in the Paradise Cove area of Malibu, and it is now the most expensive home ever sold in the state, ever. The previous record was $177 million. It's an L-shaped home. It has floor-to-ceiling walls of glass, along with a swimming pool, cabana, and a lawn that's perched on a cliff overlooking the Pacific coast.

How many people they got living with them?

Did they need a house like that? I don't know. But the couple previously lived in a mansion in Bel Air with an $88 million price tag.

Shit boy, your boy Jay-Z, it's the rock. What up, B? Shit boy.

I will say this. I saw this house for sale this weekend that was listed on a bunch of people's.

tiktoks uh that was in the um what's that area called the edison what the heck oh boston edison boston edison area it was john sally's old house it was a nine million dollar house and i'm looking at this house and how it was a very beautiful house but i'm thinking to myself is somebody dropping nine million dollars on a house crazy wild yeah a homeless man

got into actor owen wilson's home and here's the crazy part decided to get cozy and put on his jammies. Owen's assistant came home to discover this intruder coming face-to-face with the dude before they both booked it out of the house in separate directions. The assistant called 911 and of course the cops rushed over setting up a perimeter and they found this suspect, again, in Owen's PJs, in a nearby yard. Police say it did not appear the man took anything from the home. He was booked on felony burglary and they believe he did not know that it was Owen Wilson's home. It was just, you know, a nice home to him, and apparently he was tired of wearing jeans. I'm

fascinated, by the way, with Owen Wilson like I am fascinated with Matthew McConaughey because they're so, like, laid back, you know? I would like to be in his pajamas. I think that would be kind of comfortable.

I swear the link Swifties go to get into her show. It is impressive to me at this point, and I want to tell you the story about a guy named Davis Perrigo. He's an accountant huge fan couldn't afford to pay for tickets to get into her show in nashville so he applied for a job as a security guard got the gig and was assigned to work for two of her sold

out shows at nissan stadium my wife she jokes that i sing taylor swift songs with such passion for someone that's never actually been broken up with so friday night i was next to the stage and then saturday night i had almost even a better view i've been to all sorts of sporting events this was the loudest i've ever heard it like i mean it was not not the music like the fans were just

so unbelievable so he was there but he said he didn't think through his plan very carefully because he spent most of the night facing away from the stage because he had to watch the crowd so he couldn't take any pictures or videos of taylor if you take out your phone like we will

kick you out of here so quickly so like i i literally turned my phone all the way off like

i didn't even touch it all night long and it was funny because i think he went viral on like tiktok because he's a good-looking dude. He was singing every single word to every single song.

I showed someone at work. I was like, look at this video. It's got 10,000 views. And then by that night, it was over a million. I was like, oh my goodness, this is out of control. It really was a blessing that I didn't get tickets.

I wonder if he kept the job. I wonder if he still does it or just did that show.

Yeah, I don't know. And lastly, whether it's by plane, train, or automobile, buckle up because more than 42 million Americans are expected to travel over this coming Memorial Day weekend, the unofficial start to the summer travel season. According to AAA, 2.7 million more people are expected to travel this year than did last year. So that's a 7% increase. The vast majority of travelers, about 37 mil, are going to face some gridlock traffic because they're going to be traveling by car. That's a 6% increase over last year when the national average for gas prices cleared $4.50 per gallon.

Isn't that wild to think that gas was almost $5 a gallon last year?

Yeah, and people were still wanting to head somewhere nice, but, yep. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page at mojointhemorning.com.

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mojo on the morning show um we announced this morning at uh six o'clock when we first signed on and if you want to go back and listen to it you can hear the the welcome to him that uh shannon and megan and myself and mike and uh lydia and kp and uh and uh misfit steve who's who does our audio want to welcome another member to the the team that will help us with the heavy lifting uh welcome kev or kevin to the team you can actually go see i was trying to see when i went to the luke's thing i i was trying to to go it says meet kevin what a nice picture to that uh

kp picture of you official what's that from uh so since i do the in-game arena hosting for the detroit pistons when they have their media day where the entire you know team comes out all the coaches come out they do their introductions their welcome videos everything that you see on the Jumbotron during the game, every one on the entertainment team, we also have a media day. So that's one of our official NBA and Game Arena host introduction photos. How do I sneak into that so I can get a photo like that? I'll tell you off air. We'll have a discussion. Guys, we... What's that, Mike?

I've never had a head shot. I would love to go in and just get a... one fancy picture. We are due. So this is the story. Um, Tony Travato, uh, is getting with our marketing team and we are getting some new pictures cause we have not, we have not had team photos in a long time. So we have not had, I think for almost 10 years. Well, the other thing too, is that the last photos that we've, we've used, I think we're from a bit of us doing yearbook photos when we were looking, when we had the yearbook company do the things. So we're getting new photos, but that's a very nice photo of you. You're, you're a extremely charming, good looking man. Run up the likes. Yes. You can go, you can go check that thing out. The other thing that I wanted to bring up with Kevin, that's interesting, Kev, is he started today on the air with us, but listen to what he's got going on tonight, or is it later this afternoon you'll find out? Oh my gosh. Tonight at around 5 PM, I have a number to

call and when I call that number I have to give a group number and after I give that group number

I find out if I have jury duty you're so lucky why he's starting a new job what if he has to

just take a couple weeks off I love jury duty and I never get called in and I want to do it so bad I even got grand jury one time and I got dismissed I want to do it so bad I'm so jealous of you That's like the best gossip session There ever is to sit on Is jury duty

But like Shannon just said Megan He's starting a new job What about the show?

It's jury duty She's like F them kids

What about being on the air and stuff How awkward that would be Has anybody ever had that happen to them Have they ever started a new job And then all of a sudden Either got sick the next day Or got pregnant Or got pregnant. Because that's happened to a lot of my friends,

and then they have to keep it a secret for as long as they can because they don't want to get fired or replaced, which is illegal, by the way, but it happens all the time.

And listen, our job is very cool. But, Kevin, you're going to learn real quickly here, the hours suck. So the fact that you could possibly get two weeks of sleeping in,

oh, man, eat that up. Yeah, but then your day doesn't end until... 4.30. Right. Well, pretty awesome.

I like my day ending at 1 p.m. And what if the case sucks? Yeah, what if it's like a white-collar crime stupid case? Dude, my stepmom had jury duty for like six or eight weeks or something.

That is the dream.

Again, listen, the only thing that I've been watching lately is Law & Order, Criminal Minds, movies like Runaway Jury, and I'm a speak-it-into-existence type of person. So I've told my girlfriend, Sherelle, for the longest, I want jury duty. But it's one of those, it's just in. It's one of those things, be careful what you wish for.

You know what you got to do? You got to go crazy there. You got to let, you can't show up to jury duty. Like if they, if they do say that you have jury duty and you have to go tomorrow and God, that would suck if all of a sudden you had to go in tomorrow on your day number two. But you, what you do is you got to dress like you're nuts. Like, I don't know how you do that, but nutty people, tell them how to dress.

You have to be so careful because the one time that I had jury duty and they were doing the jury selection, this one guy, it was so obvious that he was trying to get out of jury duty. And the judge said, we're not selecting you for the jury, but because I know what you're trying to do here, you are going to sit in this courtroom for the entire duration of the case.

Oh my God. Um, Heather, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, so just listening to this whole jury duty thing. Um, one time I, at my department at work, there's five of us and two of us were at a, two of them were at a conference in Florida. One of our girls went into early labor and was out delivering her baby, and then my boss had emergency surgery to remove her gallbladder. So I had to call and beg and plead, please don't make me go to jury duty. There's nobody to run my department. Luckily, they did let me off, and I ran a whole department by myself for a week. So that was interesting.

Wow, that's wild, the plea. And I bet you nowadays with people all short-staffed, I wonder if that is something that's pretty common with those guys. Plus, aren't most of these cases done virtually anyway?

I mean, this was probably five or six years ago, and we're kind of in a smaller town area. So, I mean, I've been called probably five or six times and never actually had to serve. They always just let me, you know, it's shuttled out of court or whatever they say.

Yeah. What's going on, Mallory? It's Mojo on the Morning Show. Say hello, Mallory, to Kev, a new member of the Mojo in the Morning Show. Starting today, might have jury duty tomorrow.

Good morning, Kev. I am so jealous. I'm begging on this. I love jury duty. And the town I live in is very small. There's only one hospital, and I work at that hospital. So I always get taken off because it's usually like a conflict of interest.

Oh, because it's a medical case?

About five years ago, yeah, like anything usually, because if they get brought in afterwards by the police or whatever, like we're going to do like blood alcohol levels and stuff like that. We typically know. And about five years ago, I got picked, and I was like, you know, they're going to dismiss me. It's going to be awful. but i was on vacation when it happened and i was so excited so i actually got to stay on one time only because i was on vacation when the event happened and i was you used your vacation

time for a jury duty what do they pay you for jury duty i was no no no i was on vacation when

the event happened oh i did not have any oh okay now i get it dismissed as i usually would have And it was the best experience ever because the guy was totally crazy.

What did they pay you for jury duty?

Oh, they only paid me $15 for the day. But, you know, I still got paid by work. And it didn't even matter. I was just happy to be there because for once I didn't get dismissed.

And as soon as the guy walked into the courtroom, did you already say guilty?

As soon as he started speaking, everybody knew. And you just kind of looked at each other. He had jumped into the river to avoid the cops because he didn't want to be arrested. And then he was hiding so well, they thought he had drowned. So they brought out, like, the lifeboats and everything to search for him. Well, it turns out he was just hiding. And then he ended up representing himself, thinking that he could explain his way out of it. So it was very, very comical.

Wow. What's going on, Jenna? Hi. Hi. Hey, we're talking about Kev just started with us, Kevin, and he's got jury duty tomorrow. You had something interesting happen to you when you got a brand new job.

Yes, I found out that I was pregnant two days later. Oh, my God. What'd you do? How long to keep it a secret? I kept it quiet because it was like a new career type thing, and I had no experience with this job or doing this job before, so they kind of took a chance on me. and so like I kept it quiet all through training and Ben just ended up telling them after I was almost five months pregnant and I'm like yeah I'm gonna go on maternity leave oh my god that uh wow they were really luckily they were really receptive of it and so understanding but the ironic thing is I left three years later because I got pregnant again And then I was going to be stay at home. So that career didn't last long.

Yeah. That, by the way, would be obviously, you know, a nightmare for an employer. But it's a wonderful thing, obviously, for you. And that's when you judge whether or not you want to even continue to work at a place like that. Tiffany, what's happening?

Good morning. I was summoned a few years ago. And I completely forgot and didn't go. And so then, of course, you know, government stuff. I'm freaking out thinking, like, I'm going to have a warrant for my arrest. They're going to come hunt me down and find me. Nope, I've gotten pulled over since then, and nobody has ever said a word, so it doesn't matter if you don't go.

Wow, yeah. Well, you know what? You're luckier than Kevin is. Are you the type of person who would risk something like that, Kevin, starting a new job?

Yeah, and I had a whole group chat yesterday, and people are like, hey, just don't go. I've done it. I got a mail carrier friend. He's like, just how will they know that you actually received the letter?

Well, I don't know.

But when you call tonight, do you have to punch in a specific number? Yeah.

But before then, there's a jury duty questionnaire that you have to fill out once you actually And you already filled it out, right? Yeah, you go online.

Okay, then they know. Yeah. So you're screwed. So you got to do it. Yeah.

But I mean, I'm on chat GPT right now, figuring out ways to kind of send a letter to get out of it. And this excuse is pretty legit.

Yeah, they'll give you advice. Ellen, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, I was calling just because I heard the comment about women finding out they're pregnant when they start a new job. Yeah. And I had started a brand new job, and I found out I was pregnant, and I worked at a chiropractor's office, and I had to tell them that I was pregnant because they wanted to take x-rays on me, and my boss, who was the doctor, actually told me that he had thought about firing me because of it.

That is so illegal.

Yep, sure is. Yeah, yeah, but I mean, I worked there for three years, and then I ended up leaving because I had another kid, and they didn't treat me the same afterwards, so I ended up leaving after that.

Are you in a better place now? Are you in a better job?

Not really. It just works better for my kids, but in the next two months here, I'll be a stay-at-home mom.

Good for you. Good. Denny has advice on how you can get out of jury duty. We're trying to give Kevin some advice. He's a new member of the Mojo in the Morning Show starting today. Jury duty tomorrow. Uh-oh, what just happened?

Did you just drop something?

No, I'm working. Oh, jeez. Come on, Danny. Give me the tools of success, my man. My friend, he came in there and he smoked weed before he got in there. So he reached so bad of weed, the judge asked him, have you smoked weed? Has someone been smoking weed? He said, yeah, it was me. I had to take it for a medical reason. And he said, all right, he's out.

Wow. So he kicked him off. That's all it takes. He didn't think. If that's the case, though, they probably don't get very many people, do they?

No, he just went in there and just hair all this. You know, he had an afro. He all this, you know, all this beveled all up. And he's like, he just went in there and just, hey.

Did his thing. Yeah, they wanted him of clear mind every single morning.

Mojo. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

All right, are you ready?

You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

You're a doo-doo head.

Let's go.

Good morning, Mojo in the Morning show coming up in just seconds from now. The valet who helped Shannon escape. She'll tell us that story. Plus, Megan is not really an outdoor kind of girl. Wait till you hear what happened to her this weekend. And the second date update coming up in the next 20 minutes. We got all of that coming up and more. I do want to do this, though. We said that we were going to announce our Mojo in the Morning Daddy-Daughter Dance. And it is time now to announce that. It is time to announce that we are having a big party, okay? So this is something that we've only done once. We've only had an opportunity to, you know, have an opportunity to do a daddy-daughter dance once because COVID ended up hitting, and it was honestly one of, like, the best events that we've ever done on this show. the mojo in the morning show daddy daughter dance is happening on june the 23rd it's going to be at a brand new venue it's going to be at a place called district 142 which is in wyandotte it's a great venue where they're doing like concerts and cool parties and stuff at and i actually got a chance to tour this like six or seven months ago while it was still under construction and make a decision of whether or not we wanted to do daddy daughter dance there i made the decision before walls were up like that because it's such a cool venue and we haven't had a party down river you know in wyandotte or taylor or you know uh uh why am i brain farting right now

Woodhaven, Southgate, Trenton

We have not had a party in a long time there So here's what we decided that we're going to do June the 23rd It's for daddy daughters that are 21 and up So no little kids that are going to be allowed to come to this thing It's you having your dad have a special moment So if you're an adult woman And you want to celebrate dad for Father's Day And bring him out to go out and have a night of partying It can be for you and your girlfriends To take their dads out And celebrate the men that actually Are the good guys in this world Because there's not a lot of good guys A lot of people always say I want to marry a guy that's like my dad Well there's not a lot of guys that are like that So why not just go out with your dad

It is such a fun night Megan brought her dad to the last one I brought my dad Tim Murphy to the last one And it's so cool because All of the dads then Start hanging out with each other And it's such a fun night for them not only to spend quality time with their daughters, but also to just meet other dads in the area and have a hang. The way Scott Mick is absolutely obsessed with Tim Murphy now. Oh, and vice versa. Yes.

So here's the story, guys. This year we're doing something different with this too. And we may do this for a lot of our events. We're going to use it as another opportunity to raise money for Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish. So if you want to buy your way in, the money will go to Breaking and Entering Christmas Wish. or you can wait to win your way in, but the tickets aren't that expensive. It's like $25 a piece, okay? So $25 a ticket, so you and dad, $25, $50 for an evening. And remember, it's a donation. Yep, goes to breaking and entering, helps us grant more wishes. You can go to mojointhemorning.com for all the information about the Mojo in the Morning Daddy-Daughter Dance, June the 23rd. Let's give away some tickets.

So why don't we grab a couple winners here, Lydia? Do us a favor and go through the phone lines. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Why don't we grab 95th Caller and grab the next caller after that? So 96th Caller. We'll have a chance to win. District 142, if you live in Wyandotte, you guys are probably driven by it. I don't know if you've done this, have gone on social media. They've had some concerts and some parties that are there. this place is gorgeous it is really really nice everybody has been said it's a really fun time too and they're so nice i mean first of all you know julie and the entire team over they're so nice at you know helping us out with uh the daddy daughter dance they're gonna make things special for you um i here's what i kind of suggest for the evening if you're you know somebody that you know comes to this party i would suggest you get your tickets either buy them or win them Then make your reservation or find a place to go have like a pre-meal beforehand. If you want, you can kind of enjoy the light appetizers and fare that we'll have along with cocktails. And then go out afterwards if you want. And then come and just have a fun time with your dad. Just come and party with him. I know you guys both said that your dads really enjoyed this. but was it just wild for you guys to see all the other daughters and dads that were really enjoying

it? Well, it was really nice for me because a lot of my cousins and uncles went as well. So it kind of felt like a mini family reunion. I don't know how many listeners realized like how many family

members I had the last daddy daughter dance. Yeah. And you know what else I loved too is this daddy daughter dances weren't a thing when we were little. And so to see some of the dads get really dressed up like i i can't i'm trying to think what my dad wore did he wear i know scott mick wore a um a hawaiian shirt because we matched i wore a little bit some of the dads dressed up in like full suits and top hats and canes and it was so much fun just to but to have that opportunity that they didn't get when they were you know when we were little yeah mike you remember what it was

like to take cecily to daddy daughter dance could you imagine if years from now if you're able to

still do that when she's a grown woman well you always think about too the moment where that those dances stop like eventually you hit a grade where those dances stop that's an awesome thing to do

like i hope to do that someday with her yeah it becomes honestly like a sad moment when your daughter grows up but not anymore when we've got daddy daughter yeah so yeah uh hold on a second no i thought that was a hold on i was looking for the uh the song that uh makes shannon get uh god not on monday yeah hold on a second here ready i think i got it right here here we go

Kev, the newest member of our show You're learning I despise this song

Have you ever heard this song before, Kev? You have?

I'm glad it's not Friday I wouldn't have guessed it

No, you wouldn't have gotten it? You wouldn't know exactly who it was On the throwback throwdown?

It's a creepiest song

This is a very creepy song Here's what I suggest I know you said you have a You have a girlfriend We thought she was a fiance But girlfriend? Yeah Play this tonight If you guys are going to make love This is a good song to make love to I'd get out of bed. I don't even know if I would get up. Kaylee, what's going on? Are you there?

Yeah.

Would you like to come to the daddy-daughter dance?

I'm going to cry. I want to so bad.

Aw, you're in. Congratulations.

Oh, thank you. I'm reading on our board. You're from Wyandotte. Have you been to District 142 yet?

No, I have not.

Do you want to tell us a little bit about your dad? Because you say you're going to cry. This has got to be somebody special.

My best friend. I just had a daughter, and her middle name is John, after him.

Aww.

Everyone made fun of me, because how dare I give a girl a boy name.

No, I love that.

I love him. He's my best friend. He babysits. He goes to work seven days a week, and he has everything for us.

That's so sweet. Well, we look forward to getting a chance to meet John. Kaylee and John are coming. And tell Lydia if you want to get some tickets for, like, friends or other sisters that want to come, too.

I'll buy one for my sister, too, because she obviously has to come.

Yeah, that's nice. Hey, hold on one second. Abby, what's happening?

Hi, guys.

Hey, Abby, you're a winner, too. Congratulations to you, Daddy Daughter Dance.

Thank you. I'm so excited.

We're excited, too. Tell us about Dad.

Oh, my gosh. My dad is literally the best. He's so funny, and he works so hard. He's, like, in his upper 50s, and he just bought a farm.

and he's not but he was never a farmer and he bought a farm no no he moved from the suburbs

um out to the middle of nowhere and bought a farm because he life was slowing down and he wanted a hobby so it'll be fun to get him back out with people in the real world

Wait a second, is he going to smell like a farm when he comes to this thing? Does he smell like a farm? No, we'll make sure he gets a shower beforehand. That's cool. That's so sweet. And Abby, how old are you? I'm 26. 26 years old. That's what I picture. I'm telling you. I picture you're in your 20s or 30s or even 40s, and you're bringing your dad for a daddy-daughter stance. I love that. Again, go to MojoInTheMorning.com so that you can get tickets for this. You can either win them from us and keep listening. We'll be having them from now until June the whatever the heck it is, 23rd. Or you can buy them and they're just $25 a piece and the money goes to breaking and entering Christmas wish. It is our Mojo in the Morning Daddy Daughter Dance. i've been waiting for this next uh story to be told on the radio because i wanted to hear exactly what happened to you so mojo in the morning show

shannon busy weekend shannon you got rescued by a valet i did well let me just say so my fiance wes's family and some of his friends were in town from canada this weekend spending time with us which was so much freaking fun but we had I mean there were just so many things for us to do and go to and places that we wanted to show them and spend time with them so on Friday night before his family actually got here one of his best friends since high school her name is Vanya and she's awesome she and I and Wes and then one of her friends all went out to dinner and we were in Rochester. And so, um, I met them there because I was coming from an event that I had on Friday night. I was at that buff city soap appearance that I had to do. So they went a little earlier than me and had drinks. And then I went and met them. So had a great time at dinner. And afterward, uh, we were all getting up from our table to walk out and Wes and his friend both gasped. And I'm like, what in the heck just happened? Well, it turns out that his ex-girlfriend was walking out of the restaurant with a group of her friends. Now, I've never met her, and I'm totally fine in that sort of situation. But I have heard that I don't think she likes me very much because they dated for a really long time. And she wanted to get married. And obviously, that didn't happen. And Wes and I, you know, are obviously kidding.

Did she blame you for why it didn't happen?

Like, was there overlap? No, there was no overlap at all. Okay. I think it can be frustrating when you want to marry somebody. And you've dated for a really long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes, and then they meet somebody else and a year and a half into it, you know, you're getting married. I totally understand that. But I just, I was like, I don't want any sort of awkwardness tonight. I'm just not in the mood for that. So, but I needed to go out the door that her and her friends were standing in front of to get to my car. Yeah. Wes and his friends, like I said, drove separately, and they were leaving. They had valeted at the restaurant, so they were going out a totally separate door. And so I'm like, all right, I'll just walk out with you guys, and then I'll make the walk all the way around to get to where my car was in a totally separate parking lot.

The walk of ex-girlfriend shame.

Yeah. But you know how this goes. Yeah, yeah. I just didn't want to make small talk. I don't know.

You're non-confrontational, too. You are a non-confrontational person.

So I'm just like you, so non-confrontational. So we're all talking about this as we walk up. And the valet at this restaurant over here is what's happening. And he comes up to me and he goes, give me your keys right now. And I said, oh, no, no, no. I didn't valet my car. I parked far away and walked in. And he goes, no, no, no. What kind of car do you drive? And I said, oh, I drive a white Buick. You know, I gave him like the description of my car.

Was he a little embarrassed for you that you drive a white Buick?

No, shut up. I love my car. Okay. I love my car.

No.

He's like, here you go, lady.

No.

You're on your own. Never mind.

He goes, where exactly did you park? So I'm trying to explain to him what lot I'm parked in and where I am. He, the nicest guy, went, got my car, drove it to where Wes and his friends, you know, they pulled up his car at the valet so that all of that, that whole situation could be avoided.

What a guy. Isn't that hysterical? That was so nice. I loved it. Did it make you think I should get married to the valet? Because that was such a sweet thing for him to do? No. Why did Wes not do that for you?

But it was a very sweet thing for him to do.

Why did Wes not do that for you? Wes is slipping?

Wes is slipping? Because I don't think he wanted to go out that door either.

He, by the way, has his kryptonite. And we know exactly what it is. This is it. It's the ex. Who knows?

It was just so... I felt like I was like...

All right. So I got a bunch of questions.

but I want to solicit for a topic here, okay? I think the topic that we get out of this one is how did you hide from the ex? The ex could be obviously your ex or it can be your boyfriend or girlfriend, husband or wife's ex. What did you do? What lengths did you go to? Yeah, what lengths did you go to to hide from them? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. So a couple of questions.

By the way, I feel kind of bad. This girl is probably the nicest girl. I just, I didn't, I was not feeling it.

That's the question I was going to ask you. How do you know that maybe she's not very happy?

I don't. I don't know that. You just kind of assume? Yeah, because, I mean, I've been in that situation before. I don't know. And that could be a huge assumption.

Another quick question that I would like to ask about this whole thing. If you would have gone there Do you think that it would have been A just Like snide high Or do you think That it could have gotten to a A girl fight

No I don't think any highs Would have been exchanged I think that I would have Just walked out

You wouldn't have said anything You would act like You didn't know it was her

Probably yeah Being very honest Okay But the level of anxiety That I have

I couldn't do it I text her here, and real quick, I know Lydia's working phones here right now and getting callers on, but text her here, 248, another one here, Mike, that's going to make Wes not look like he's as beautiful as he is because we know he's beautiful. Which is hard to do in the first place. It's very. Kevin, you're new to the show, but one thing you'll learn when you meet this guy, Wes, we think he's also an AI bot because we think that Shannon made him for some reason on artificial intelligence. He's got a serial number. Oh, believe me. I'm telling you. I actually looked for where the batteries are on him to plug. I think you plug in in his butt. I think you have to plug the charger back up. But 248 says, couldn't, oh, here, you're on the phone with us. Miranda, she got you on the line. What was your question for Shannon?

Hi. Couldn't Wes have just driven you to your car? He was going to. So that's why I was going out his way. But before he could even do that, the valet said, give me your keys and did it. Swooped in. Oh my God, I was dying laughing. It was so good.

Miranda, have you ever had an ex or your significant other ever have an ex that you just would not want to see face to face?

Yeah. Oh, I've done the ditch for sure.

Yeah. Ditched out without seeing him. It's the stop, drop, and roll. People think it's for other purposes, but no, it's to get away from the exes, right?

That's right. You just pretend like you don't see him and get off the other way.

What's going on, Ben? How you doing?

Good. How about yourself?

Good. So Shannon had to try to avoid her fiance's ex. Thoughts on this?

Man, that sucks when you have to avoid him because you have to think of the quickest thing in the moment.

Yeah. Have you ever had that? Have you had to try to be quick on your feet?

Not me personally, but I was with my buddy once and we were walking down this tight little narrow street and his girlfriend her name was emily she was walking by and he's the one who realized at first his first instinct was to jump into a tree like he jumped off his little step climbed up this tree a little bit and hit this impressive walking to keep everything normal

ben you got to be careful what trees you jump into some of these trees are like jumping into

a cactus you know yeah you know what well when it's your first instinct shoot i don't question

nothing. You're out of there. See, what I want to know too is what did he, what happened between him and the ex to the point

where he felt the need that that was the response? Why did they break up? What

happened? To go the other way, you mean?

For this guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

He cheated on her. Oh, yeah.

So he was going to get punished.

I wanted to know the whole story, but he wasn't too nice to her.

He did her dirty, as they say,

right? Yes, sir.

Ben, always good to hear from you. You need to call more often. You sound like you could be misfit Mike Posner. You sound like a Mike Posner sound-alike.

Man, I'll do my best when I like them

topics. Let me hear you say, I took a pill and a bee's up.

I took a pill and a bee's up.

You've got to practice that a little bit. What's going on,

Annika? Oh, you've got it right this time, Joe. Yes, thanks. It's been a while

all day. I know.

thank you it's the new me i texted in but i actually was out to dinner one time with my mom and i had gotten engaged to my new boyfriend at the time but wasn't with him and i watched my ex-boyfriend and his entire family walk

into the restaurant.

Oh, my God.

And to go to the bathroom, I would have had to walk right past them. So our waitress overheard us talking, me and my mom, and she took me through the kitchen to get to the bathroom. That is great.

I need to take a pee-pee.

That is, by the way, the best waitress ever. I hope you guys tipped her well.

Oh, she got a great tip from us because I did not want to walk past any of them because they were a very close-knit family, and I don't think any of them liked me very much. Things didn't end best But I was like Had I had my fiance at the time with me I would have been fine When they're not there Yeah it was just me and my mom So the waitress let me walk through the whole kitchen And everyone in the kitchen was like What the heck is going on

It's funny I've walked through a kitchen before And people all look at you like you're the health inspector They don't know what's happening This is by the way The worst positioning ever For a person who wants to avoid an ex

rose hi yes um so my ex we lived across the street from each other which was obviously fine when we were together um but after breaking up then it is a terrible situation because then you see them at every store every gas station literally everywhere go you see them and i always if i saw his car i would go out the way and go somewhere else because i just did not want to see him and to make it worse He would still get braids, and my sister does his hair. So after breaking down, she still would do his hair, and I would have to avoid going to her house because he was getting his hair done. Wow.

That would be one of those ones where you just hope that they decide that they're going to move or you just got to end your living there, right?

Yeah, and then now I'm with my husband now, and it's gotten better.

Wait, he still lives there?

It's so awkward.

So the guys, oh my gosh.

So even when you were dating your now husband, that had to be so interesting.

Yes, because honestly, we would see when he's driving past, he's like looking at us. Yes. And I'm just like looking down. Yes. And I'm like, did he look over here? And he's like, you know he did. And I'm like, terrible. But yeah.

That's funny. Well, thank you for the call. What kind of tip did you give the valet, Shannon, that did this for him?

Wes tipped him.

Did he?

Yeah.

See, now Wes is the good guy again, Mike.

He tipped him. I didn't have any cash on him.

Well, he's got to be now. He's got to make up for his mistake, his slip-up. It's funny. I'm one of those people, too, and I know you guys. I know what your ex looks like, and I get intrigued by Wes's ex. I want to see. I think I've seen pictures on social of his ex-wife, but I've never seen his ex-girlfriend. So I want to see what's going on. Not that I'm going to judge it and say she was very attractive, because I wouldn't do that in front of you.

No, she's very, very pretty. She really is.

All right.

It's the second date update. A mojo in the morning.

Second date update. This is where we will help you find out why you're not getting a callback after you went out on a date. And this morning here on the show, we're trying to figure out exactly why Trent is being ghosted. Trent, how you doing, buddy?

Good morning. I'm doing good. How you doing?

Good. Why would anybody ghost you? Look at you. You sound like a good looking man.

Thank you. Thank you. I am wondering that today and that's why I am calling you.

Have you had this ever happen before? Because there's sometimes we have guys on second date and they're like, I've never had somebody never call me back. Yeah, no, I've been I've been

ghosted before for sure, but I I'm surprised by this one, which is why I'm calling because I really want to know. So what'd you guys do? So we went out for drinks. I I'm I'm I matched with the Skull Carla on Bumble. We went out for drinks. We didn't talk that much on the ad, but we met in person pretty quickly, which I think is a green flag for me personally because he doesn't get rid of the allure of getting to know someone. So we met in person, and she was great. I thought she was beautiful. The banter was really good. I was having a really good time.

Good communication, good drinks. And how did you guys end the date?

um well we we i didn't kiss her i i you know we we both you know we met at the at the you know restaurant that we got drinks at and we took separate cars i walked her to her car i you know i opened the door for her you know i was trying to be as much of a gentleman as possible you know i wanted to see her again so i didn't try to like push like kiss or anything but i felt like i was being really nice and gentlemanly and she responded well so well we're gonna find out what's going on

And did you tell her that you were going to talk to her again or call her again? Or did you leave it just with, hey, good night, have a great night?

No, I told her I was going to text her. You know, I told her.

that she got home safe, I texted her that I got home, and she didn't answer, and then she never answered.

So she never texted you that she got home.

Then she never texted me that she got home. I was shocked.

Carla is on the phone with us right now, and we're going to find out what's going on here. Carla, are you okay with your voice on the radio?

Hey, yeah, I guess so.

So first off, Carla, before we even ask you any questions about Trent and find out about this date and why you guys aren't communicating, he just simply wanted you to say hey i i got home safely why would you not send him a hey i got home

safely text back i just like didn't want to go any further and i just cut it off right there i don't know maybe that was rude i should have probably but done that at least but i mean i

ask you guys this question i know that you know a lot of times you don't want to lead somebody on But don't you think like the simple like Yeah I got home thank you Or even just I'm really not interested

In going out on another date with you It's so simple I mean you don't owe anybody anything

It's nice but it's not required But even just like hey I'm safe Yeah you're right

You're not wrong about that that's true

Okay so what's the story here First off say hello to Trent I want to have you guys say hello

Hi Paula how you doing

I'm good thank you

I'm interested to hear why. I mean, no pressure, but I'm very curious. No pressure. So why he might have.

No pressure. No pressure. I'll do it now. Carla, what's the story?

So I just felt kind of suspicious of this guy because, like, one of the photos that he used on his Bumble profile, like, is cropped. and I can see, like, a female arm and, like, a sleeve of a dress on this picture. And then when we were on the date, I saw his screensaver on his phone and, like, there's the same photo there.

Cropped or with a person? Well, it's cropped.

So he's got that...

He's got a photo of himself on there?

Yeah.

All right, before we go any further here right now and wonder who this person is that's in this photo that's wearing the dress and the arm, should we red flag the fact that he has his own picture? Well, that's what I said. Oh, yeah, a little bit.

I could stop there, or I could say, right, like... Wait, what?

I didn't even think about that part. You're right about that.

Trent, so...

Well, the picture is not just of me. It's of me and my sister, which I told her when she pointed it out on my phone. that she was like, oh, that's a picture of you from your Bumble profile, and I was like, yeah, that's me and my sister. And you don't believe him? She sounded kind of questionable about it, but I told her it was my sister, and I mean, it's my sister, you know? I think it's my sister.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't really buy it. I don't buy it.

So you don't think that's his sister that's in that picture?

It just doesn't feel right to me, so I'm not buying it.

Because what you can do is, and Trent, you can do this. You could go to that picture and then do the...

Reverse or revert.

Yeah, revert to its original and show her who that person is. But besides that, let's not even talk about that. Trent, you sound like such a sweet guy, I said to you in the beginning of this thing. I didn't think that you sounded like the type of guy that has a picture of yourself by yourself with somebody else.

No, it's with my sister. The picture is with my sister on my phone. It's on my phone on Bumble, but it's with my sister on my phone. Oh, so it's not crap.

What did you see, Carla, on his phone?

No, well, on his phone, I saw a person. Oh, you did? Oh, okay. Oh, darn it.

We'll get rid of that.

We were on a roll.

Man. I was like, where are they?

I don't know anybody who has their sibling as their background on their phone. And this is coming from somebody whose best friend is their brother. Really? I would never have a picture of just my brother and I as the background of my phone. That's weird. Oh, I don't think that's weird. If you're super close, I wouldn't think that was weird.

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I also think it's kind of, I don't know. I feel like now, I don't know. I don't want to have to prove. I feel like I have to now get pull-up pictures of my sister and prove that she's my sister. But that's not, I honestly don't. That doesn't feel right to me to have to do that. That feels like a trust issue when it comes down to it.

Is the picture just like a really good picture of yourself? Is that why you chose it?

It's a great picture. I really like that picture. It was from our...

a cousin's wedding, and I really liked the way that I looked. I was really skilled in myself.

So I was... Doesn't it suck? Doesn't it suck, Trent, that the best pictures you have are pictures with your sister? Like, I've had this happen to me before, where it's like, the best picture of me is with my friend's dog. Like, why do I have to be with my friend's dog at the time I'm taking a picture?

Do you think it's weird, though, that he has a picture with his sister in his car?

So I love my sisters. I really do. You know, as a matter of fact, it's to a point where you know they've been part of you know arguments that Chelsea and I have had over the course of time in our marriage and stuff because I'm very very close to them you know they're very special to me but I think that it's not weird it is it's not I don't think it's weird and I don't and I cannot believe that Megan of all people would say that she would not put a picture of her brother Sean She lives with the guy And she practically, you and Sean You guys are like Conjoined twins

But here's what phones Backgrounds are for They're for significant others For children, for full family photos I'm talking parents, siblings Wife of siblings Full family photos Pets and Harry Styles That's literally all that

To me, I feel like

I feel like the phone background Because you see it, you know, 50 times a day is for just a moment that makes you happy. That makes you, like, smile and remember something that was awesome.

Hey, Jasmine, what do you think?

I just think I have twin cousins, a boy and a girl. They're best friends. One of them has the lock screen, a picture of them. And then the other one has a picture, the screensaver, a picture of them. They're best friends. I don't think that's the problem. So just hopefully he didn't lie about it, but I don't think it's a problem of having your siblings as your screen favorite. I don't think it's a problem at all.

Okay. Maya, what's going on? You wanted to comment on Second Date Update here? What are your thoughts on Carla not calling Trent back because of the pick on his phone?

Are you talking to me?

Yeah. I'm sorry. What did I call you? Did I call you Maya or what did I call you?

You did say Maya, but my phone broke up a little bit. I was just making sure.

Oh, no. I thought I mispronounced it. What's going on?

No, so I think that Trent should just say bye, because if Carla's going to think he's lying on the first date, she's entitled to her opinion, but men are just as valuable as women, and he could probably find somebody that wouldn't accuse him of something shady four hours in.

Well, Trent actually makes it seem, and I kind of agree with him on this one, that Carla has trust issues to begin with. And I don't know if you go into a relationship with trust issues, people. I think that's kind of...

With trust issues, people?

Huh?

With trust issues, people.

Yes, with, yes.

I have six sons, and I'm all about, you know, men should be able to have the opinion, too, when it's just to have 50 million miles of control. And I think he just doesn't need to be with somebody that's going to think that that of him right off.

Don't part of you guys, don't you guys kind of want to take the picture, though, and put it on that Instagram where it's like, are they dating or are they siblings? Yeah, what is it? Sibling or dating.

Yeah, yeah.

I always get it wrong. I, for some reason, never get that thing right. Jill, what's happening?

Good morning. I think it's a little crazy that she reacted that way that quickly and says, I don't believe it. Because our guy is just not allowed to have siblings or female family members anymore. I've just always been told you don't put pictures with the opposite or the member of the opposite sex on your dating profile. Because then it looks like it could be your boyfriend. Well, he didn't, though. He cropped her out of it. Right, that's what I'm saying. So he didn't do that. And now he's getting blamed for not doing that. What if you would have put it with the sister?

No, because it is suspicious, you guys. Yes, it is. I'm very close with my brother. But if I went on a date with somebody and it was a single photo on the dating profile, absolutely. You take out kids that aren't yours and you take out any kind of person of the opposite sex that you're not dating. Yes. But then when I look at your screensaver of your phone, I'm going to assume that's the person that you're dating because that's what people do with screensavers.

But that's on you. You're making that assumption.

then ask who is that which she did i didn't say she's handling it wrong i just right i just think that i understand where she's coming from and going no i think that somebody is dating because

that's what people do on their phones real quick question for you guys i just gotta throw this out there what is more of a red flag having a picture of you with your sibling on your phone like in Trent's case, or you with a superhero in Jay Towers' case? Just asking for a friend.

No, I didn't think...

No comments, all right. No, that's okay. Are you getting a call back?

So we should go out again. Sure, we'll figure something out.

Mojo in the Morning, second date update.

Mojo in the Morning.

Morning.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. So, we introduced you to another voice that you will hear on our Mojo in the Morning show. A new member of the show. You can actually check him out on our Instagram and Facebook. Yep. Is this part of the dirty? Every time you do that, you give me almost a near heart palpitation. You understand I have a weak heart. All of a sudden, out of the blue. Yep. I'm like, where is that coming from? By the way, I got you with your... Give me that one more time. Yeah. And then I got Mike with his.

Well.

Yeah. Which one? So, or. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I got yeah and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Well, it's nice to have you here. It's nice to have, honestly, a Monday morning where we come in here and honestly have so much to talk about, especially in the Dirty on 30 and what do you got trending. Yeah, yeah.

So during her Saturday show in Foxborough, Massachusetts, where she was all weekend, Taylor Swift, opened up to Swifties about her emotional state while introducing the first surprise song of the evening, which was Question of Midlands, in case you were wondering.

Oh my gosh, this is insane. I kind of just feel it, tell me, like, I don't know. I've just never been as happy in my life, in all aspects of my life, ever before. And I just want to thank you for being a part of that. Like, I don't know. It's not just a tour It's like I don't know I just sort of feel like

My life finally feels like it makes sense In the pouring rain For three hours All of those fans stood there and watched her

How come she's not getting Called out more about this guy being a bad guy

Great question

I mean she has the best people

We talked about the petition though didn't we? Or did we not? No Her fans created one of those change.org petitions and got, like, I think tens of thousands of signatures to break up with him. And then the fans got a lot of flack for doing that because they said don't get involved in their business. But I just, I don't think he's good for her brand. And when we talk about celebrities, they've got brands that are, they're money makers.

Can I change subject for a second? Those change.org petitions. Has anybody ever seen one of those change.org petitions? Yeah. Really?

Yeah. A lot with like media stuff A lot with like movie productions And stuff like that I'll have to look at this stuff I know they have

I always look at those things And just go Okay well there's like You know They're needing 500 signatures To do something Is Taylor Swift really going to Break up with her boyfriend Over you know People saying that Or is she going to do it Based on the fact that People stopped coming to her concerts I mean when you How many people were there

They said more than 200,000 fans

You got 200,000 fans coming to your show I'm not going to listen to anybody Telling me that I shouldn't date somebody Or should date somebody I don't know

American Idol announced the competition's Season 21 winner During last night's finale It was Iyam Tongi Here he is

why is it that i don't watch these shows anymore and then on their season finale i feel like i need to watch right you know and i have no anything invested in it you know this is an original song

there's this rumor going around that Prince Harry has a hotel room that he allegedly uses to escape from Meghan Markle. Did you hear about this? No. It's a private room that's been set aside in the very luxurious San Vincente bungalows, which is really close, maybe like 10 or 15 minutes from him and Meghan's Montecito, California home. And the rumor was that when he needs some alone time, when he needs to get away from her, he goes here. Now, if you've never heard of the San Vincente Bungalows, like a handful of places in and around LA, it's a private members club with very strict rules to protect its guests. I believe they have a club club, like a nightclub in LA as well with the same rules. No cameras inside. Actually, when you bring your phone into this place, they place stickers over the phone camera, so you can't even take a photo. their guests are also prohibited from discussing what they see inside of this exclusive club they're also banned from approaching other guests like you go to get alone time to like make the outside world disappear so this was the place that was pinpointed as harry's escape room if you will well a rep for the duke debunked this rumor last night saying absolutely not her did you report

this last week or did I just see this on one of those entertainment shows speaking of hotel rooms

What? Did you report that one of the reasons why a lot of people say that the whole Harry and Meghan, you know, near catastrophic chase happened was they were too cheap to get a hotel room at a really nice hotel that was connected to the thing? No. That's not. No.

That's not what happened. No.

Let me tell the story. I saw it on Access Hollywood or something like that. Please. I've got my sources. Oh, my God. But supposedly they wouldn't discount their room that night. No, and the rooms were going for $3,000 a night. Where'd they stay? And they refused. They stayed on the Upper East Side. I think they didn't stay anywhere in the near spot.

And that Ziegfeld Ballroom is right smack dab in the middle of Manhattan.

They thought that they should have gotten a discount because they were speaking or making an appearance at that event. And they thought that they should have had it. And they were too cheap to pay the money. Which, to me, why would the event people not pay for them to be there?

That's why I don't believe that story for a second.

Well, and the other thing was their nanny was there. And everybody wants pictures of the kids. And the nanny was in New York, so they assumed the kids were in New York with them, which is why they were following them to see where they were staying so that they could stake out there so they could get pictures of the kids to sell to the tabloids.

Don't doubt Billy Bush. I'm telling you. It was actually this Hollywood or one of those shows.

I think pictures of the kids makes more financial sense than that. But all right. And lastly, Machine Gun Kelly still in the doghouse with Megan Fox, a source telling me I've heard this time and time again. They are still trying to reconcile. It's just been a very, very slow process for them. MGK spotted walking the red carpet last week for Sports Illustrated's party in honor of Megan landing one of the 2023 swimsuit issue covers. However, he was taking photos by himself. She was taking photos by herself. And she was also not wearing the engagement ring that he gave to her. So nobody's really talking about this. I just know they're trying. I don't know if it's going to work, but they're trying. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty Fades on MojoInTheMorning.com. Celebrity Dirt, directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Mojo in the Morning Show. Got a lot to talk about from the weekend. We've learned so much about everybody here on the show from different stories that we tell. One thing you're going to learn from Megan on this next one is, And Megan, even though she may sound a little different, is not an outdoor girly.

You think I sound outdoorsy?

No, I don't. Not one time in my life have I ever thought. No. Well, you do. Wait, no. You do take the top off of your Wrangler.

I wouldn't call that an outdoorsy move. He's just really searching for something.

I know. I'm telling you. I owned a Wrangler for three and a half years, four years. took the top off once guess what happened it rained well yeah it was zero percent chance of rain according to the weather people and it rained raining dicks yeah so anglers are technically made

for that i will say the first time i took the top off of my jeep i got one of those like lifts for my garage for christmas one year that was my gift and dropped it immediately so we love that oh geez

You dropped the top, the hard top?

Yeah, I cracked it all. So now I can't fully take it off anymore, which should have been, you know, the first time.

So what's your non-girly moment that happened to you?

So I was out this weekend for a veterans event at the Lucas County Fairgrounds. And I did, while I was there, learn that I am especially not an outdoor girly. And this is all because as I was talking, there was like a group of vets around me. and these gentlemen first of all if you have an older person in your life maybe it's a grandparent please call them please call them they need people to talk to and i love them and they're the most adorable people in the entire world until i learned that they didn't really care about me in return and that's why when i was talking to them uh i had inadvertently swallowed a bug a fly i believe it was a fly and um i could feel it still moving like And you know how you're mid-conversation, nobody knows what's happened, and you're trying to play it off. And so you just start doing like the, and you're like going and going, and it's not stopping. Did any one of these guys go, can I get you something to drink? Are you okay? Did something happen? They just all looked at me weird, and then slowly backed away and walked away from me, and nobody helped me. You've never swallowed a bug before? It's been a long time. I don't know if you know this, Mike. I truly try to spend as little time as possible outside of any air conditioning or heating unit.

There's no getting used to it, though. It's not like it gets easy.

You're the third time

No, but you don't have a panic attack Over a bug

I think anybody who literally has a moving bug In their throat is going to be a little uncomfortable Mike Now I'm more worried about you

I swallow bugs daily Mike's one of those guys that's trying to conserve things He actually mixes bugs with his meals Don't you? We've all eaten a bug or two Honestly, when they go in your mouth The first thing I think to myself was Was that a bug something that's going to bite me or kill me?

Oh, see, I don't even think about that

I'm doing what Megan's doing I'm just coughing to get it out

And you think you can get it out It just makes it worse

What are we supposed to do? Are we supposed to heimlich you?

Slam your back Acknowledge it, not just look at me dirty And walk away Like if she dies, she dies

All I can imagine is that Homer Simpson meme Where she's like backing into the bush

That's what happened

That is what happened You know what's funny about this happening is it happened with American heroes there watching you die. You're out for a veterans celebration.

Yeah.

These are best of the best, you know, men and women that have served that you're honoring. And here you are. You're giving up your time on a weekend. And these people are willing to let you die.

They did their work. They already saved me once. And really, what more can I ask for?

The land of the free, the home of the brave, the bugs flying in your mouth, and nobody did anything for you. And watching you just die right there at the fairgrounds.

Could you imagine if that's how I went out? We salute you. I cry every time I hear you.

We salute you, our brave men and women of the armed forces, for letting Megan swallow a bug.

Thank you. You're ruining the song. Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Throat's going to swell, and I'm going to die.

Stand up next to you and defend her still today. Because there ain't no doubt I love this land. God bless the U.S.A. Yes.

How you doing?

Not too bad. How you guys doing today?

Good. Poor Megan almost died this weekend. You hear this?

Oh, yeah. I'm an outdoors guy. I was born and raised camping. Just take a drink of something and swallow it and hope it's just protein that you get.

Yeah, you would think, but it was like a desert out there. I couldn't find a liquid to save my life.

You didn't have anything to drink in your car?

No. What do you think I am, a drink goblin who just carries around different types of liquids?

You need to be like the people that like to carry those Yetis around.

I got four bottles of water in my truck at all times.

Well, I wasn't a scout. Maybe I should be more prepared. I don't like...

Just tell your boyfriend Steve to make sure he has a clue. That's true.

That's right. Mr. Gabara, would he be sad if you were to have died?

Probably not. He's probably sick of dealing with me.

I don't know. He planted the bug. We should lie into each other. We should lie into each other and get together.

Don't you agree? I mean, do you know how much money that guy spent on dinner on her on Thursday night?

I heard. For her just to act like a murder joint place.

Yeah. Yeah, just take me to Five Guys, and I'm good with that. Listen, this guy's taking you to the fancy place with the white tablecloth.

Uh-huh.

They even put it on you for you.

Yeah.

My God. I want to go off on you right now so bad, but you already tried to call me out this morning, so I, uh...

Who are you talking to, Dustin or me?

No, you. Oh, what did I do?

What did I do? Oh, because I'm pushing you towards Steve's arms.

Sure.

I'm not pushing you into Steve's arms.

Wait, Mojo's pushing somebody on the show into a relationship? I'm not. Gasp, awe, shock, what? I'm not.

By the way, people have texted this morning not knowing they just saw the picture of Kevin, who is the new voice that you will hear on the air here, and they thought Kevin and Megan should date. Everybody automatically assumes there should be inner show romances with people. Kevin, you said that you have a lovely lady in your life. Yeah, she will. And she will cut Megan if Megan does move in on her man.

She real plays no games.

Yeah, she plays dirties.

I've never been with Kevin. I've never been in the same room. Not even in the same room. I've never been in the same room as him.

Cindy, what's going on?

So, my husband proposed to me at Gawd Island.

Dylan, he waited for the sunset to perfect and got down on one knees. And when he asked me to marry him, I couldn't say yes because I was choking on a fish fly that flew into my mouth. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my gosh. Fish fly. Yeah, he's like, are you going to answer me? And I'm gagging, choking. And I was like, spit it out. I was like, yes. But, yeah, it was the grossest thing ever.

Oh, my God. That is so gross. By the way, don't you hate when the fish fly season comes and they're all over the place?

Yes, it's disgusting.

They're the grossest things ever. And that's the time when you definitely don't have your windows down. Because those things will fly in while you're driving in your car.

I want to take all of you camping and just see how it goes. Like, I want to sit around a bonfire with all of you and just see how that night would go. Because I think it would be incredible. I think KP would be the only one who would make it throughout the night. I agree. I think KP is the only one because she's a country girl.

I love camping.

My family grew up camping.

I have a 45-foot toy hauler, and I still complain about camping.

Yeah, I was going to say, my family grew up camping. No, thank you. It's the greatest.

My idea of camping would be to stay in one of those really cool Airstream Winnebago's or something.

So you were glamping.

Yeah. Or your tour buses that you see Taylor Swift pull up in at Ford Field.

Well, now they have those tents that have, like, air conditioning, their own bathroom. Oh, really? There's a bunch of them in this room.

I remember camping in my backyard when the boys were younger. I bought a tent at Dick's and put it in the backyard. It got so hot in that damn thing. By the middle of the night, I was the only one in there. The boys had already left me when I fell asleep. What's up, Amanda?

Hi.

What's going on?

Hi. I have a question for Megan because I've listened so often, And this girl is almost always dying. I need to know who her beneficiary is for her life insurance.

Okay, so it's Scott Mick, and it's a really good policy. And now I think he's out to get me.

He's hiring those tree trimmers for you.

Yeah, that's right. That was the last time, right? The tree almost fell on top of her or was going to kill her?

It's going to. I think it's going to take my house out.

She thought people were going to break in. She was laying on the floor.

That's right. What would you, out of all the I almost died this past weekend stories that Megan has told, which one do you think would be the more appropriate one for her? Because the fly one's not really appropriate. Like, that's not even nice for her to have happen.

No, I still think she's going to get murdered and live her life's full potential.

I mean, it's her wish. Will you watch the documentary when it comes out? I absolutely will. Thank you. I appreciate you. You're a real friend.

Thanks, Amanda. Bye. My son graduated over the weekend. My baby son, Luke. Yeah. Graduated from high school. I was like so happy I don't have to ever write another check to that high school ever again.

Congrats to you and Chelsea.

Thank you, Mike. I saw Chelsea posted a photo of her and another mom, like, taking a little shot.

Oh, yeah.

Saying, peace out.

We are done. Can I tell you that between Chelsea and myself, Luke's last day on the grounds of that school as an actual student, we probably should have gotten kicked off because Chelsea brought with her little mini bottles of Casa Amigos. Yeah. So they were doing, like, tequila shots. The moms were doing them before the graduation. And then I brought a box of cigars with me because the big tradition that the kids want is they want to do the smoke a cigar the last, you know, day that they're on campus, like on the football field. And I know I know that that's kind of like a thing where high school like kids will actually do that, like the boys will smoke a cigar. But it just felt kind of weird, even though like when I turned 18 years old, you could buy tobacco. Nowadays, you can't buy tobacco unless you're like 21. Did you know that?

Wait, I thought it was 18. No. It's 21. It's 21. Wow.

When I turned 18, I was so excited to go buy a pack of smokes, even though I never smoked. I bought cigarettes just to say I could buy them, but Luke turned 18 and he can't do that. But they wanted these cigars, which, by the way, I love the social media people. So we posted up on Mojo in the Morning's Instagram and Facebook the pictures from the graduation. And thank you to everybody that was really kind to, you know, us and wishing Luca congratulations, but also saying balls, you know, the words that he said when he was going into school the first time. Balls. And then also saying, you know, very nice things about how, you know, my family is beautiful and stuff.

But thank you to those people that wrote, is that a cigar on a school campus? Oh, Papa. Because I agree with you on that. Because honestly, I felt like I was a drug dealer. Like, I felt that I was walking around with a box of cigars, and a bunch of Luke's friends' dads already gave them cigars. But Luke told me that there were some kids whose parents couldn't get out to go get a cigar. So he asked me if I would go. So I ended up going to the cigar place. Have you ever gone into a cigar store before?

Oh, yeah, I remember. I think I have. Oh, that's right.

Megan, how come these places don't have better ventilation?

Oh, the place I go to has great ventilation. Does it? Yeah. Are they smoking in the cigar place, Mojo?

Oh, yeah. Or are they just selling them? Mike, I went in this place called Churchill's, and you go inside the place. You're in there for five seconds buying a lighter or whatever, and you smell like a freaking dirty cigar forever.

Because, Megan, you probably go to a place that they don't smoke in. No, it's a smoking club. So in the front is a storefront. Upstairs is like a radio broadcasting area. And then in the back, there's like lockers and poker tables and recliners and like televisions and stuff. And then out in the back, there's like a grill and a patio area where you can eat.

Yeah, I got to try it. But what's the name of the place?

Third Street Cigar in Waterville.

I'm going to have to come down and hang out because don't you have your own locker there, too?

I do.

Megan has. I don't know. Is that not? I love that. That's bougie. I like it. Okay, so here I am passing it out. Now, I'm going to bring this up because I think this is the topic. Has anybody ever been kicked out of their kid's school or asked to leave a school function or a school event? Because I felt like I was going to be that person on Luke's graduation day or Chelsea would be for bringing little mini bottles of Casamigos and me bringing a box of cigars. And I didn't do it like, hey, kid, you want a cigar? You know, like one of those type of things. I wasn't like, hey, come over here and I'm going to sell you a cigar. Like I was like walking around and I was like to the dads, hey, you know, would you like a cigar to the dads? And, you know, a lot of dads were like, yeah, can I take one? And hey, can I have one for my son? And then some people were like, who's got the cigars? Oh, Luke's dad's got them. Hey, Luke's dad, can I get a cigar? I'm like, you got to get your parent over here. If your parent says it's okay, I'll give him a cigar.

What a good tradition though.

Yeah, it was fun. It was actually really, really cool. I didn't even light my cigar, but Luke lit it, took, like, three puffs of the thing, and I was, like, feeling sick afterwards. But, man, it's so wild, you guys. I do have to say this, that I talked earlier this morning about how I didn't get emotional. Chelsea was the one that really got emotional. But the thing that made me the most emotional was Chelsea put together on her social media a reel in TikTok. And the songs that she's picked Are like the most unbelievable

Music always gets you

The music ones Like I don't even know these songs But Chels picked So okay here's one song that Chelsea picked I don't even know what this song is But then I'm listening to the hook of it And I'm like going Oh my god this song like made me really emotional Listen to this one You know Who is that? Oh can you hear it? It's very very faint Oh, I don't have the right button pushed up. By the way, I just started here today. I just want you to know my name. That's my line. My name is Eric.

These are the moments, the moments we live for. Once in a lifetime, everything we want and more. This is the start of a new day, good life.

I don't even know this song. Do you know this song?

Moments we live for.

I was like, wow, this is actually kind of a cool song. And then I'm looking at these pictures of Luke and smiles on his face. Oh, my God. You're going to get me. But I'm watching this and I'm listening to this song going, I don't even know this thing.

We'll soak it up and have the time of our lives. We'll make these memories our own Hall of Fame. Because we just want to take it in. Yeah, we just want to take it in. Yeah, these are the moments.

Oh, I can't even do it.

So it's been so interesting as you've been talking about this time in Luke's life of like graduation, end of senior year, senior prom, and then he's getting ready to go off to college. I get this feeling in my chat, like in my body. I remember what it felt like during that time in my life. Like it's so exciting. You're so scared. Doesn't it bring it back for you?

It did. It really does. And actually that was part of the emotion of it was my sisters were there and my dad and his wife were there. And, you know, high school wasn't.

easy for me um i didn't have my mom and honestly my sisters raised me and got me off to high school made sure i did my homework gave me money to anything that i needed money for and so all i kept thinking of was this is so cool that luke you know gets to do this so let's go back to some more of these songs this next song is another one jesus but i shouldn't i i really i i need more therapy um kp this song chelsea put in a video for luke like doing the the graduation video i don't even like kenny chasney because i don't know him until i heard this song and i love this song this isn't all our family videos it's i i'm not gonna lie to you it makes me want to see him perform this live but oh my god it'd be so good you and luke should go chelsea's putting together the videos of the graduation.

I turned on the evening news Saw an old man being interviewed Turning a hundred into the day Asked him what's the secret to life He looked up from his old pipe Laughed and said all I could say is Don't blink Just like that You're six years old And you take a nap And you wake up And you're 25 Then your high school Sweetheart becomes your wife Don't blame You just might miss Your babies grow a lot My dear Turning into moms and dads Next thing you know You better have A 50 years is there in bed And you pray And God takes you in still Trust me, friend A hundred years goes faster than you think So don't blink

Oh, my God. So walk over and hug Mojo right now. I know. Walk over and give that man a hug. Mike, I would do it right now if I was there.

Kevin's going.

Or a cigar. Give me a cigar. Give me a cigar. Come on, buddy.

Oh, my goodness.

There you go. Oh, that's good. I know. I know.

That was such a man hug. It was just like the backpack.

Go back and make it more gentle.

Do all you guys remember, like, your high school graduation? And do you guys remember what you felt like?

Hell yeah.

Where did you go to high school?

I went to the Detroit High School for the Fine and Performing Arts.

And when you graduated from high school, what was that like? What was going on?

It was an incredible experience. I remember my mom. I could hear her yelling out all my nicknames. Razzle, boom, Kevin. Everybody screaming, go Kevin. But the thing that I remember the most, and it's also touching because recently we lost one of my favorite teachers of all time. Like we all have that teacher that we remember that really, you know, made a huge impact on our life. Her name was Miss Sackwack. And I can't say the exact words because it's a curse word. When I got off the stage, she pulled me close and she said, Kevin, don't buck up.

Yeah.

Like that was her words for me. And it will play in my mind for the rest of my life. But graduation was incredible. You see all your friends. Everybody's happy. The family's there.

it's a great time at what level does it then all of a sudden turn it turn into you going and i know that you guys have younger kids shannon and mike and and kevin but at what point then does it turn to you going oh my god fast forward to when like lucy is going to graduate i okay i'll tell you

this and i don't i do not want to take away from your story because this is you and chelsea and luke's time no but i we are have uh smith is graduating from preschool on thursday in fact Megan's coming in to finish out the show for me So I can go to it And he has like this little cap and gown and stuff I, just thinking that he's about to go off to kindergarten And be in the same school as Lucy I'm a freaking mess Because I look at them And especially Lucy lately I look at her and I'm like What in the actual F is happening You are this little baby Like I look at my nieces and I'm like Wait, that's supposed to be Lucy How is Lucy, that girl over there Like it's just, it's mind blowing how fast it goes

And I hate to sound like this for you and all those people that are out there that have younger kids. Honestly, enjoy every freaking painful moment, even the painful things that you got to do. You know, even the, you know, I got to go to their school tonight for that. You know, are I going to do that? Enjoy it because somebody said something to me that really played with me a lot in my head because I didn't listen. but somebody said to me it will be over it'll be like that song don't blink it will be over within in like a second like it will be here and i guys i don't remember the last three years now mind you we had covid for a couple of

those years so that was the thing that kind of sucked but still though it just flew by and if i could do it all over again i i told chelsea i said where would you go back to and she was like when you know right when we became parents for the first time i'm like no because then i wouldn't want it to be like if all of a sudden we didn't have all three kids you know if like you had like a time machine i'd like to go back to the day that luke was born you just gotta do it family was

that mama kp did have another baby at 42 then you got another 18 years will you tell chelsea

Will you tell Chelsea that?

I will have my mom text her and say, you know, try natural family planning. That'll get you another child.

Actually, speaking of graduation, there was a girl in my high school. She was one of my great friends. Unfortunately, I've kind of lost touch with her. But on graduation day, her mom told her that she was pregnant. Whoa. And her dad had had a vasectomy. And it was like a huge, you know, oopsie surprise. And so she, I will never forget that. Her saying my mom just told me she's pregnant.

oh my god that should be a bit we do i'll call luke up and tell him that mom's pregnant we're about to have another baby enjoy college son um can we do this real quick we shout out uh can we shout out our our graduates no matter what they're graduating from like just a quick quick one i'll just do some quick phones if you got a graduate that's graduating from anything it can be honestly as you know young as graduating from preschool kindergarten whatever it might be um but let's shout them out because here's the thing that you don't realize with these high school kids and i didn't realize it until their valedictorian talked in school um and their the class president talked they were the kids that got first affected by uh covid and going home yeah so they were the kids that had to go home for uh you know the the year uh what's going on laura hi hi you want to Shout out, a grad.

Yeah, my daughter, she's graduating preschool today, and I'm a mess. I'm pregnant, so she's even worse today for me.

Oh, man. So when you're listening to us play these songs, are you sitting there thinking to yourself?

I'm crying in the car waiting to go back to the school because I just picked up some flowers for her. So now I'm pregnant, and my son graduated from preschool two years ago and due to graduation because of COVID.

it so it's just saying it's a little harder well have a congratulatory drink of something

non-alcoholic later today i have my drink in the car ready to go awesome congratulations too on the

baby what's up tara hi guys hey shouting out the uh the graduates what's up um yes i'd like to

shout out mckenzie writer um she's in her mid-30s and she just now finally walked across the stage for her high school diploma. She's got four kids that are very proud of her. And I just want to say how proud of her I am to take that step, you know.

Wait a second. This is a cool story. This is one of those ones you see on the news. She's in her mid-30s and just graduated from high school and actually got to do the walk across the stage.

She got to walk across the stage, cap and gown. Her kids got to witness it. It was just a beautiful, amazing moment.

What school was this?

Um, it was for Faustoria. Faustoria. Okay. That's so cool. North of Toledo

Congratulations to her What a cool thing honestly to have your kids witness it What's up Kira Hello Hi you got a daughter graduating from high school

Yes I have a daughter graduating From high school this year And my son graduates from kindergarten I started over

Oh look at you I like that Do people automatically Love the fact that your daughter's got Like that little brother The little baby brother

Yes, it's actually funny sometimes when she walks him to his class. They're like, are you aunt or, you know, I know you're not mom. She's like, no, I'm his big sister.

That's awesome. Well, thank you so much. We appreciate you calling. What school is your daughter graduating from?

She's graduating from Crackett. Yeah.

Thanks for listening. We appreciate you. Congrats to her. What's happening, Roy?

hey big shout out to you guys you guys are um what gets me through the morning with my maxwell

house so welcome i didn't know anybody that still drinks maxwell house i love it my dad loved that

who do you want to shout out for a graduate first of all welcome to the madness kevin you will adjust well, I'm sure. I am a huge Pistons fan. Appreciate you, Mitch. Welcome. Shout out to my nephew, Andrew Dutridge. He graduated, and Megan will recognize this shout out from Pena Vocational Technical School, where you go for veterinary and different things.

as well as Perrysburg High School, his home high school. So onward and upward, go Yellow Jackets.

Awesome. Thank you so much for the call. Congratulations to you. Katie, we got a grad that's graduating all the way from preschool, right?

Yeah, my son Jackson, he's graduating from preschool. He's now going to be in kindergarten at the same school as his sister.

Oh, so she's Shannon. School bus next year. Thank you, God. I'm so excited.

And then we have Elizabeth. We had a college graduation. We're going from a preschool to college graduation. Who's graduating?

My son, Cody Beck, he just graduated. He went to Toledo Early College High School also, so he ended up spending about seven years at UT and could not have been more grateful to get out of there. But he graduated with a degree in computer science and engineering as a minor in business. He just works so hard, and it's so hard on himself that I just wanted to know how proud his dad and I are of him.

Are you tearing up? Because you're making me tear up.

Yes, I am, a little bit. I'm so proud of the boy. He's worked really hard to get where he got to, and he's just amazing.

He had great examples, right? He had you and his dad. That's awesome. Yeah. Thank you. Jason, last one here, and then I've got to move on, and I apologize. And anybody that wants to shout out a grad, we'll post on social media and you can send us some pictures. What's going on, Jason?

Hey, Mojo, what's up?

What's going on? Who are we congratulating?

My baby girl, Maya, is graduating next week from high school and she just graduated from cosmetology school last week.

Wow.

Right. That's big.

And where's Maya graduating from?

Monroe High School.

Man, isn't it crazy to think how fast it goes by?

In a blink, just like the song said, like you said. Don't blink.

By the way, do you know the words to any other country song now, or is this the only country song you know the words to? Me? Yeah.

Like my tractor sexy. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

That's so amazing, isn't it, to think that you could be going to not only the hardest-to-get concert, because Taylor Swift and Drake right now are near impossible to get tickets to. Ed Sheeran, there's still some tickets available, but not very many. But you could win tickets to all three concerts. This summer could be like the summer to remember, and it will all be because you were listening to the Mojo in the Morning Show and, of course, in Detroit, Channel 955. So good luck. Text right now ARENA to 95500 for a chance to win. What's going on in this dirty?

So a couple weeks ago, some video of Ariana Grande filming the new Wicked movie leaked. And some people thought that it sounded like she was lip syncing to songs by the OG Glinda, Kristen Chenoweth. And so Kristen Chenoweth came out over the weekend to say, no, no, it's Ariana who's actually singing. It's not me. Can you play that clip?

Oh, yep, sorry. I was texting ARENA to 95500 right now to try to win the thing. All right, Kristen Chenoweth, here we go.

I have heard it, and I knew it was her. And I was like, why did they think that's me? We are very similar, and we have been her whole life. I mean, when we talk on the phone, we sound like dolphins. I'm like, what are you doing? What are you doing? Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. No, no. And we sound so much alike, so it wasn't surprising to me.

Yeah, I would play with the audio that's going on on TikTok. It's just all you hear is the wind for the most part.

Well, in one of the clips, you can tell it's not the original because, not to spoil it, but Ariana Grande is opting up, baby. Oh, yeah.

We're going to give you the higher notes, so it's not the original. It's different. Yeah, yeah. Come on. Jay-Z and Beyonce have set a record in the state of California. They purchased a 30,000-square-foot mansion that cost them a cool $200 million. Because, you know, we all just have that in our bank account. The home is located in the Paradise Grove area of Malibu, and it is now the most expensive home ever sold in the state of California. The previous record was a home worth $177 million. So it's L-shaped, it's floor-to-ceiling walls of glass, a swimming pool, cabana, this beautiful landscaped lawn that looks, that's like on a cliff overlooking the Pacific Ocean. They previously, they're currently living in a mansion in Bel Air that has an $88 million price tag. So, a little upgrade for them. Harrison Ford is slamming critics who are complaining about his de-aged appearance in Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny. And he said it's not.

Photoshop magic. It's his real face. Listen to him explain.

This iteration of that technology has evolved to the point where it, to me, seems very realistic. And I know that that is my face. It's not a Photoshop magic. That's what I looked like 35 years ago. Because Lucasfilm has every frame of film that we've made together over all of these years.

I don't know how I missed that they were doing that for this film.

Yeah, because they have a younger version. Yes. I thought that they said that they used a little bit of AI for it, too.

And he's saying no. Really? He's saying no. Nope.

Interesting.

It's really him. It's just old stuff.

So it's just old footage, like when they do the ... By the way, some movies do a really horrible job whenever they try to make somebody look either older or make somebody look younger. You know what I mean? Yeah.

He's a good-looking older man, though. He did an interview over the weekend, and he called himself hot for an 80-year-old. He's kind of hot for an 80-year-old.

You think so?

I do. I mean, so you got me onto the show Shrinking, and he's in it, and his character's fabulous. And I think there's something about his character's personality, but also him. He's a good-looking older guy.

That's for sure. Who are, like, the good-looking 80-plus-year-olds? Like, I know George Clooney is a good-looking older actor, but he's not. Keith Morrison.

I know Megan would say Dick Van Dyke.

Dick Van Dyke? Right. Wow.

Absolutely. Yeah.

I don't know. What about some of the female celebrities that are out there?

Stanley Tucci?

Okay, Stanley Tucci. He's over 80, though, isn't he? Mike, Kevin, everybody.

You got Martha Stewart on the cover of Sports Illustrated. Good call.

How about Betty White? God rest her soul.

I don't think she was hot. She was cute.

I wouldn't call her hot. I would have honestly made out with her just for the story of saying I made out with Betty White.

How old is Jane Fonda? She's hot.

Natalie Parton's not bad. Yeah. I mean, listen, I think they're all kind of like, I don't know.

Jane Fonda is 85. Jane Fonda is hot, dude.

Jane Fonda is not as hot, though, as Betty White. Next story. You are wilding for that take. You want Betty White to come back from the dead and come back after you?

Lastly, Kim Kardashian says there are nights when she cries herself to sleep from the chaos of being a single mom. She said everybody says the days are long and the years are short, and that couldn't be like a more true statement. She said, it is the most rewarding job in the whole entire world, but there's nothing that can prepare you for it. I don't care how long you wait. I don't care what you're waiting for. You are never prepared. And she said, but even though she cries herself to sleep, once she gets through the daily challenges of parenting, she said she does feel proud.

Do we honestly give sympathy to her who has probably 28 people helping to raise those kids? Honestly. I mean, listen, I feel bad for her that she feels that way.

I'm sure there are still some of the same worries.

Her being a single mom is not like a listener of ours being a single mom.

Right. And trying to figure out how to make ends meet.

Yeah.

Right? For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on thedryonthemorning.com. Hey, what's up? This is Kim Kardashian, and you're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

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mojo in the morning show i don't want anybody to literally i mean seriously listen up to me for saying don't want you over this next topic here to make fun of her because i think she's fragile today okay but kp had kind of a blonde moment happened to her over the weekend how do you know i'm fragile right now because i could just see it i could see it i could see it in just how you know you were when you were telling us the story off the air okay he's making a lot of assumptions

about us today you know what they say about people who uh who assume right yeah is it the

whole ass thing we can't say words like that on the radio listen i know i'm fragile i'm already fragile and you guys know this but honestly i have to say this you gave me a laugh today

What did I do

Well

This time

You went to a concert That wasn't really the concert Let me Let me Let me just say this to you If you're listening up I want you to hear this story And then I want you To do us a favor And I want you To just inside laugh But don't laugh outside Because I don't want her To think that you're laughing at her Go ahead What happened to you

So I got an email Well Okay I'm not going to blame Lydia But I'm going to blame Lydia Oh there she goes

she's gonna throw you under the bus for for her doing this all right go ahead so okay i

lydia goes kp i got these tickets they they're giving us complimentary tickets to go see a certain artist in detroit i'm like sure i'll take yours because she couldn't go so she She forwards me these tickets, and there's four of them. My sister's in town from Philly. She's got her friend with her. I invite one of my good friends, and we go down to Detroit to go see Lana Del Rey.

Uh-huh.

Yeah.

So far, so good.

So far, it's great. We're looking great. We're hot. We're walking to Detroit. I got $8 parking tickets. Wow. We really scored here. Yeah. Wow. And we get there, and the cover, the person comes out onto the stage, And she is playing all of Lana Del Rey's music And I look at my friend and I'm like Why are they having the person Opener Play Lana Del Rey music Like Remixed Lana Del Rey And there was like There was a screen in the back Just showing a bunch of Lana Del Rey music videos And I leave To go step out With Betsy, my friend, and we come back And my sister goes

Wait, what did you leave for?

the smoke smoke oh i'm like if i'm gonna get through this night i gotta step up anyway i come back in and emily is looking at me my sister and she's like i just asked the girl next to us when lana del rey is coming oh my gosh and and she goes girl she ain't coming this is a cover band You know, I had tickets to this, and I was so upset I couldn't make it. Less upset now. Oh, my God. That's hysterical. I was looking back in the email, too, and I think the salesperson that had sent it to us got confused, too, I think, because she wrote, I have these complimentary tickets to Lana Del Rey. The subject says Lana Del Rey night, but her email says Lana Del Rey. So I think she thought that's what it was, too. To be fair, I honestly would have missed that. So embarrassing.

Where was the show?

The Fillmore. And I was like, you know. I mean, that could have been. That's a big venue. That's a big venue for a cover person. It was all set up cute. I mean, there wasn't like a terrible amount of people there. But then again, we got this email from a salesperson here. So I'm like, maybe that's, you know, it's an event before a big thing that she's doing. I have no idea. You know, I need to start reading my emails.

So you took your sister who's in town to a concert that she was excited about. but then she got unexcited when she found out it was just a cover. How at least was the cover, were they good?

They were, you know, I'm not going to be mean, but they were, no.

They were not that good? Honestly, they were not that good, were they?

They were all right. They're just okay? She kind of looked like Lana Del Rey, just slightly.

All right, okay, so.

Could have been other substances.

Is it disrespectful to you to say that that was a blonde moment for you?

No, that was entirely a blonde moment. I looked at my sister and I'm like, I feel ridiculous right now. I'm glad I brought my close friends too

I want you to make KP feel good KP's our producer and I want you to make her feel good I want you to make her feel good by telling us what did you do that is kind of similar to that that made you feel like oh my god I can't believe I just did that I can't believe that I you know drove all the way downtown you know what's good though you should have taken your sister out to smoke with you guys I don't know if she does but she could have gone out there and then she would have thought She was with Lana Drill Ray, too.

Well, Mojo, there is this guy that I know who drove all the way to Ann Arbor thinking a meeting was on Thursday. Listen, that's a blind moment.

That is a blind moment.

Kev.

That is. Touche.

By the way. On your first day, Kev. On your first day. Get him, Kev. I think Kev is going to get along real well.

No, no.

Meet Kev, everybody.

Usually everybody on the show that's new becomes my favorite. I just want you to know, Mike, you're still my favorite. Thank you. You wouldn't say that. Mike's usually the jokester that would, you know, he won't even do that because he knows him. It's a very sensitive time for me.

This is me, people.

Hey, Annie wants to comment on this. What's that, Annie?

So I was there. I had a very amazing night. It was so good. I knew it wasn't Lana Del Rey, like, in person, but I think it would have been a really easy mistake. It was more like just being around a bunch of people who shared the same mindset. Like, we love her. We love her.

How many people there were high and how many people weren't?

If you include, like, myself, I can go for, you know, high. Well, yeah, I stepped out, too, right before she came.

Is that what you do if you're an indoor? Do they have, like, an area that you can go out to go smoke in? Is it the side area there, the Fillmore there, the side road?

Yeah, and there's a really cool, funny guy that was, like, out there. Oh, he was great. He was so funny.

He was making sure the door didn't hit me in the butt.

Go look at it. Go look at our Instagram and Facebook so you can see if that was KP that you were standing next to while you were partying.

You know, she probably heard me screaming like, ah, with this girl next to me.

to me because we were just so freaking happy we were animals we were feral it was amazing

feral girl summer steve what's happening hey i bought tickets to see uh mitch fatale at a comedy show and invited 10 of my friends and relatives and we all showed up there on a friday and the

show was for saturday night that's the worst by the way to show up at a different time

totally different day what's going on jill good morning uh my dad won tickets i mean i was like 10 years old so this was over 20 years ago but he won tickets for like a meet and greet with the detroit pistons before the game and he was like okay cool we're gonna go and we got all the way there and he forgot the tickets for the meet and greet in the car oh no oh gosh that's when we

really good too that's the by the way the worst is when you forget something like that like when you you're leaving to go somewhere and you realize oh my god that's the only good thing about having

these tickets on your phone nowadays i've done that before i had faster horses passes my campsite passed i drove all the way from traverse city to um brooklyn realized i didn't have my passes and then i messaged my city up in traverse city to say hey is anyone going to faster horses i will give you the code to my apartment, go in and grab my pass and drive down. Wait, you messaged who? Facebook. I went to a Facebook group chat in Traverse City and I said, anyone going to Faster Horses?

You were going to let a stranger just go into your place?

Yep. I was not missing that weekend. And they did. And this dude, he went into my apartment, like literally. That's crazy. I don't even care. They were sold out. There was no way for me to buy another Faster Horses pass. And I was the head of my campsite. So nobody was going to get in if I didn't have that pass. That's crazy. Was everything there when you got back?

Like every pair of underwear?

I was, oh. You know what? I don't even care. I went to pass horses. You can have it. How many cameras were placed in your room?

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh. KP? Yeah, KP. I was moving like three days later.

Did you look at your underwear drawer to see if the guy was sniffing? I don't even know how many pair of underwear I have. Sam, we're talking about KP had a very, very bad moment happen to her. What's going on?

Yes, some years ago, I can't remember what year it was, I bought comedy tickets for a Jamie Foxx show. We go to the concert I or five of my friends were there And the comedian comes on before him And then Jamie Foxx comes out And just starts singing his album He never did any comedy Which isn't bad Listening to him Sing love music basically the whole time

You know what though That wouldn't be a bad show to go to see That would actually be okay He had some good songs

Yeah, maybe if I was with a group of girls. Right. Right. Oh, my God.

You wanted comedy.

I'm going to have some laughs and then go out afterwards.

Yeah.

Thank you for the call.

Poor dad.

Yeah. I got a meet and greet one, KP, to make you feel better.

Okay.

So I went to a club after. There was a huge country concert in downtown Grand Rapids. I grew up in a small town where Tim McGraw was like a legend. So this guy comes to the bar right by Van Andel Arena after the show, and everybody's like, that's Tim McGraw, man. That's Tim McGraw. You've got to go say hi to him. So there is a picture floating out in the internet somewhere of me with this guy, super excited. Like I'm fangirling over this guy because I'm convinced it's Tim McGraw. I went back, looked at the picture the next day. It looks nothing like him.

That's great. I have a picture like that with my pretend Morgan Walmart. I took a picture of Morgan. Morgan Walmart! That's the greatest.

We got to do that. Oh, we have to. I just like our Lion Gossling. We have to do a Morgan Walmart. Oh, my God. We got to look for a Morgan Wallen lookalike. What's happening, Dom? Are you there?

Yeah, I'm there. I'm here.

Hi.

So my mom and aunt, we're heading to Florida, and they're trying to save money on tickets. So they bought two one-ways, but they didn't realize until on the way home at the airport in Florida that they bought two tickets to Florida and back to Detroit. Oh, my gosh. The lady was like, okay, well, I can do this real quick. If you can get on this plane in 10 minutes, we can do a layover. And I think it was like Minnesota or something, back to Detroit. So they made their flight, but they had like a two-hour layover there.

That sucks. You buy two one ways thinking you're going to save money. You just cost yourself money. Now you talk about KP going from Traverse City all the way to where the heck is it? Brooklyn. Brooklyn. To go to Faster Horses. You forgot the tickets. How about Joni? Are you there, Joni? Yes, I am. Joni was going to Disney. And what did you do?

all the park tickets at home.

Oh, my God. Oh, God, I would cry.

What did you do? We didn't realize it until we actually pulled up to the gate, and I went to go at my first to give them the tickets, and I had none. We went back to the hotel. We ripped all of the luggage apart, and then I realized sitting on the dresser at home.

Oh, my gosh. So what did you do once you realized that?

Luckily, my father-in-law lived pretty close, so he went back to the house, grabbed the ticket, and the lady was so nice at the park counter. She had him scratch off every number and read her, you know, the numbers over the phone, and she was able to print the tickets off the phone.

Oh, my gosh.

Thank God. That would have sucked. I love my lesson. Were you just going to try to do a goofy impersonation? Gosh there, Joni. That's absolutely terrible. Please keep giving it. I had no idea. I'll never do that again. I think I'm pretty good. Somebody call up Eric and tell Eric that he's no longer doing impersonations for us, that we've got Kevin now that does it. What other impersonations do you do? I do a pretty good Goofy. I don't think I got a fair shot. Okay. All right. At least my titty real thing. You test it out. Day number one is maybe not the best day to pull out the Goofy. You should save all the talented stuff for maybe a couple weeks in or something. Left it at the mojo. all right daddy daughter dance june the 23rd district 142 which is in wyandotte michigan if you want to go go to mojo in the morning.com uh you can actually purchase tickets this is one of the few items that we ever or a few parties we've ever offered it up for purchase for those that just don't want to have to sit there and wait for us to do a contest uh 25 a ticket money goes right to breaking and entering Christmas wish if you want to win tickets we'll give away a chance right now 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 and do us a favor tell Lydia and I know Lydia's been asking these questions but tell Lydia like how many people you want to do you know for this giveaway and again it's 21 and up so it's daddy daughter so if you want to take your dad out for night and celebrate father's day with your dad and you have like sisters that also want to be

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that would be a great one yeah so there's there's other you know ways to do it so you don't just have to be you and your dad your dad you know might have an opportunity to uh to have a friend with you and uh you have a friend too so 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 844-665 This is 6-5-4-8-8-4-4-MOJO-LIVE. Real quick, before we take off today and leave for today, today's a good day here around the Channel 955 building because we have Sean Strife back here. Okay. So Sean is back at work. For those that miss this, Sean's beautiful wife, Karen, gave birth to their baby boy, and he is in the hospital still, and he's growing stronger and stronger every day, it sounds like. Is Sean around? Is he in a studio or something? Go grab him real quick so we can say hi to him real quick. But it's good He's been off the last couple of weeks Tending to his family And we're very happy That things are good And that Karen is safe

Baby Axl is doing great

What a name Axl, unbelievable So We want to welcome him back And he's got a good contest too That kicks off today So that you have a chance to win Taylor Swift, Drake, and Ed Sharon tickets All three concerts I think today's music meeting day, so he may not even be close to us right now. How do you like to come back on your first day back, and then you got to go right into a meeting? I know. Is that like a bummer? That's what it is, though. I know.

It doesn't stop.

Uh-uh. Kevin, welcome to us. Welcome on your first day, and good to have you here. You get a chance to actually meet Sean. Real quick, Sarah, are you there, Sarah? Yes, I am. Hey, you're a winner. Congratulations. Daddy-daughter. Daddy, daughter.

Thank you.

All right, you're going. So congrats to you. Enjoy, okay?

Yeah, thank you. This means a lot.

You're going to have so much fun. What's your dad's name?

Jason.

Jason, you get ready to have some fun, and you need to be dad's designated driver. Let him have more fun than you have fun.

Okay.

Or get an Uber or something, okay?

Yeah, thank you a lot.

All right, we appreciate you. We'll be back tomorrow. Bye.

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