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All right, it is Mojo in the Morning.

We are very proud of our Zach, our little baby Zach, our little brother Zach. Our birdie is leaving the nest. What are you doing with your hands? I'm lifting him up in the air. You're throwing me out the nest. Fly, buddy, fly. Zach is moving into his own apartment. He's living by himself.

Big boy, big boy apartment.

Yes.

All by yourself, no roommates.

For the first time ever. No girlfriends, no roommates, no family members. No sister, no kids, nieces and no dogs that they know of. It's going to be great. But here's the thing. I already I'm moving in like two weeks and it's only like two blocks away. But I already planned my night for my first night alone. Is that kind of lame? No. So I already planned like the record I'm going to put on. I'm going to have candles. I'm going to order Chinese food. It's going to be the best night. Like I already know.

That's how you're going to celebrate.

But my question for you guys is, what did you do your first night by yourself? Like, did you start crying? Were you nervous? Like, I don't know. Are you thinking you're going to get emotional? Well, I don't know. Like, do I want to go out with a bang? Or do I want, like, am I going to?

There are candles.

Yeah, I know. But, like, am I going to be, like, in my feet? I don't know. I think I'm going to be sad.

By the way, why do I picture Zach lighting the candles, forgetting that he lit the candles because he drinks a little too much on his first night because he's feeling himself. And the next thing you know, the fire department has to show up.

It's going to sound just like that man crying. I think you're going to, in my mind right now, I think you're going to get bored. You think so? Because for me, I feel like that moment lasts like five or ten seconds. Really? If you're not tired.

Yeah.

Because there have been times I've moved. Yeah. And then all you want to do is go to sleep at that point.

That's fair.

But then I had like, I built this whole playlist where I'm like crib playlist. Like, the moment I get everything ready to go, I'm going to put this playlist on, and I'm going to have this magical moment where it's going to feel like home. I don't even think I've played the playlist. Oh, come on. Don't tell me that. No, but I hope it's a different story for you, though.

So, wait. So, Zach, you're moving. You're moving. Zach, Zach.

Not Zach.

You're moving into this place. Yeah. It's just you. There's no roommates. There's nobody else. You have already planned your first night of how you're going to, like, be there. Celebrate, yeah. And your, what is it, your fear that you're going to be emotional or is it going to be celebratory?

I don't know. So I worked so hard to, like, live by myself. And you guys have seen it, like, it's been a long year, you know? And I put so much into trying to live by myself that I'm nervous that I'm going to have all this excitement and then I'm finally going to get there and it's not going to be what I expected, if that makes sense. What are you worried that it will be? Like, what are you worried? Well, I don't know. I just have, like, anxiety, and I'm nervous that I'm hyping it up too much. And like Kev said, like, I'm going to get bored or, like. You'll sit there and be looking up at the ceiling or something. Yeah, yeah, or, like, I'm going to be like, well, shoot, I miss my sister or something.

I loved living by myself. Did you? Yes. I know some people, like, need roommates, and I really enjoyed being solo. Do you remember what you did the first night? Like, the first night that I had my own apartment, I was living in Indianapolis. I had just moved out of an apartment that I was sharing with a really good guy friend of mine, and I moved, like, a couple of floors above, actually. I don't remember what the hell I did. Honestly, I probably, like, watched Project Runway and, you know, made food. Make it warm. Make it warm. Knowing myself at the time, but...

Angie, what's up?

Hi, Zach. I just wanted to say congratulations on your new place. Thank you. You're going to love it. You're going to love waking up and just being like, yes, I have the bed all to myself. You know, you can just unwind and relax. Enjoy it.

Thank you. Good for you. That's awesome, Angie. Thank you. What's up, Amanda?

Good morning, everyone. Good morning.

What's going on?

So, first of all, Zach, congratulations. That's awesome.

I appreciate it.

Literally everything that you said, Chinese food, some wine, candles, everything that I did on my first night in my apartment, I did stop at the dispensary as well. Yes. I forget your feelings on that. Yes, okay, perfect.

Smoking the reefer.

But that's by yourself and treat yourself for all the hard work that you've done because you deserve it. You truly do.

Thank you. Have a night.

Enjoy it. Of course, absolutely.

I worry, though, about Zach, like, that he's going to get there, he's going to anticipate and do all this stuff, and like Kev said, he's going to be so exhausted from this thing, you're just going to fall right asleep.

I know.

And that DoorDash delivery is going to be at the front door.

He's sitting there. And you'll just be sitting there. Have you guys ever done that, by the way? Oh, yeah. And you wake up in the morning, and you're like, oopsie. Crap.

I'm proud of you, Zach, because I know that this is something that you've wanted for so long. Yeah. But also I know that the, you moved out, you know, from your sister's place and then had a hellacious set of circumstances with the roommates. It was, it was brutal for you, man. You'd come, this guy would come in here. You could tell he was stressed out. He was like, you know, and I think that it's, you don't, and we talked about this before the last time that you moved out, don't underestimate your accomplishments, celebrate your accomplishments because you work hard to do this. Yeah. You deserve to have this.

Thank you. And sometimes I got to remind myself that.

Yeah. And that's a little bit just to, I guess they say, tail a feather or dovetail. We get so caught up in what do I want to do and how am I going to that I think if you stay focused on the accomplishment piece of it and the work that you already, because you're, you're, I think sometimes we get caught in, okay, now I have the thing. What am I going to do now? Instead of focusing on everything that I've already done so I could have the thing.

Yeah.

Like, everything you've already done, that's the win right there, the fact that you're even in your own place. So the candle lights and all of that is just like the cherry on top of the cake that you already did.

Blow the candles out, though.

Don't. Seriously. Get those fake candles. What's the song? You said you already got a song playing.

Well, yeah, I have a Childish Gambino vinyl, one of my favorite vinyls, so that's going to be playing all night. Okay. What's up, Day?

Hey. Yeah, so I just moved out. Oh, sorry. First time a lot of times. But, yeah, I just moved back to Michigan. I'm in the military. I'm still in the military, and I just moved out. I'm 30 out of the dorms that they let us live in on base, so this is, like, my first time living by myself. And it really is just super different. Like, you just feel so accomplished, like, coming home to my own place and not knowing or knowing that I don't have to, like, this is mine, you know? Yeah, for sure. I literally went out this weekend and bought, like, a bunch of plants from my place.

Nice.

it feels like a big accomplishment I know I'm sorry celebrate that

congratulations day man that's awesome and thank you for your service Kat what's going on

yeah I was about 19 or 20 when I got my first apartment so congratulations on that and the reason to this day why I don't have roommates but I walked around naked the entire day

I don't even want to be thinking about Zach

I mean, I want to be able to get up, get some water, go to the restroom, all that, make it whatever I want to do.

Yeah, no, no, no. Don't give Zach that. By the way, listeners are texting, what's your address? Hold on a second. Charlie, what's going on, Charlie?

Just like that last caller, I was going to tell Zach he needs to be in his birthday suit. Absolutely. All day. We don't need that. Walking around, doing whatever he wants to do.

This is great. I should start now. Charlie, please tell me you weren't naked.

Let him sit on his couch. No, no, no. Play an Xbox.

If he ever intends to invite us over, I'm not sitting on the couch if I know his naked ass has been on there. Thanks, buddy.

That's how you got the name Bullsack.

seriously are you ever going to sit on Zach's furniture knowing that

bring my own

alright Zach congratulations to you buddy thank you

I'll bring my own chair

we should have a housewarming for him here in the studio let's have a housewarming party for him

what do you need

Lydia, let's do a housewarming for Zach where we invite random listeners to come over and bring a gift. Everybody bring a plant. See how many people bring potted pot plants.

There you go.

All right, it is mojo in the morning. I love some of the group text.

that I am in because some of them are so, like, immature for a group of guys that are in their 30s, 40s, 50s.

Is this one of your golf group chats?

This is actually a, yes, one of them. I have a couple of those, and I've got a couple of, like, guys that I grew up with, and I've got a guys in radio group chat.

How nerdy is that one?

The guys in radio group chat are people that you know. There's people that are that are part of it. Woody from the Woody show. And my son Joe is in in one of them. And there's some, you know, some other people that probably want to go in nameless. But this particular one is a group of people that lately we've been using lots of GIFs and sending lots of those pictures, those goofy pictures that, you know, will be available if you go into your images. What is it called? Hashtag images or whatever the deal is. Is that what it is on the thing? I never know if it's GIFs or GIFs or what is it called?

Well, it's actually GIFs, but nobody says that.

So it is GIFs?

And you're weird.

Because now they call them images on there. So you go in there and you look for something that associates to it. And this is the one in particular. I've been looking at dog ones lately because we found out that one of the guys that is in this one group chat that I'm in is dating a girl. and he admitted to all of us that the girl that he is dating who seems like a normal person until she did this has a dog and when she feeds her dog at night she puts the food down on the floor so that the dog can eat it in the dog's bowl yeah but doesn't want the dog to feel like the dog is there eating by itself so she gets her plate of food and then sits down on the floor and eats with the dog when the dog is eating that's weird and he realized this when he came over to her house to have food with her and she got down on the floor and started eating on the floor and wanted him to come sit down on the floor and he said yeah i don't think i'm gonna do that that's weird would you would you uh for a girl you've met you've got some good looking girls in your life if she was how good looking did she have to be to get you on the floor to eat down there on

the floor with the dog that's not the kind of doggy style i'm looking for i could see you doing it though no i mean maybe once are you not a dog maybe once just out of like the fun of it but

once after that early in the relationship when when first day that's it get it bro let's get down here you put that you put your best foot forward don't you on that particular side perfect

person it seems like something stupid to do but after a while like get off the floor bro like

it's dirty down here i don't i'm not a big dog guy shannon i know you got a million dogs do you ever feel like your dogs are lonely when they're eating and you want to go down on the

floor with them slightly attacked here because you do this so i'm the one that feeds the dogs as soon as I get home from here, I feed all three dogs. And I eat lunch as well. And it's only me in the house. So there are maybe more times than not that I will sit with my back on the floor, with my back against the cupboards, and I will eat my lunch on the floor. Oh, come on.

Oh, come on. We need a picture ASAP.

I probably do it like 50% of the time.

Come on. Why are you down on the floor?

I don't know. We're going to start sending these to you now. Because I haven't seen them all morning. Companionship. So, like, Bo will eat his food, a little bit of food, and then he'll come over and he'll want to get pet, and then he'll go back and eat some more food, and I don't know. I feel kind of guilty that I haven't been with them all day, so that's my interaction.

But don't you think that the dog is eating by him, like, enjoying eating?

No, they missed me.

Really? So the dog missed you so much that you've got to get down on the floor, and you've got to eat with the dog?

I feel like you're making it sound weird, like I'm eating my food like the dog's eating its food. I'm literally just sitting. Do y'all have conversation? No, I'm usually on my phone, but I'm there.

Here's some of the ones. By the way, when you and Wes have lovemaking time, when you have the lovemaking time, do you feel like you have to go down on the floor for the dog to be able to? Here's the one I just sent to the guy. I sent it in our group chat right now. This is Shannon and one of her dogs.

I mean, so Bo thinks that he is human and he does, if there's an extra seat at the table, he will sometimes just sit in a seat and just watch all of us eat dinner. Oh my God. I have the weirdest.

Your dogs sit in one of your seats at the kitchen table.

If there is an empty seat, Bo will get up in that seat and just sit there. I have so many pictures of that.

Bro-Cal, what's up?

Hi. I was just saying, I hope she never settles because she's going to find a man that is going to make a spot at the table for that dog.

Oh, come on, Bro-Cal. Come on.

Come on. Oh, also, first time, long time. Hey.

You're just joking, right? You don't mean it seriously. You don't think that.

No, no, I'm absolutely serious because any man that's willing to be with a woman and not subtle, he's going to make it right for her.

That is the most insane thing ever, that she's getting down on the floor to eat with the dog.

Well, that's why I said the man would make a spot for her at the table.

I, well, and put the dog up at the table like Shannon does with her dogs.

Exactly. I don't put him there. He just gets up there.

Well, don't you ever, like, get your dogs and say, down?

I mean, yes, but sometimes it's down.

I hate when the dogs are in the same room with us when we're eating because the whole time I wish mine, you know, they are in every room that I'm in all the time. They're they're constantly at my feet because they know I'm going to drop something. So they're kind of looking for something there. And then they're like touching your toes and stuff like that. I don't like it. Interesting. I don't like Henry does this whenever Chelsea and I Chelsea and I tape our podcast at our kitchen table. He can tell that we're there for a while and gets very jealous. So he pretends like he has to go outside to go pee and he'll ring his bell that's on the door. And I know he doesn't have to go pee. And so he'll just sit there. He wants to get our attention because he's all upset that we're spending so much time together. Aaron, what's up?

Hey, I'll just saying that, um, I sometimes sit on the floor, but I have cats and, and it's the other way around. They'll actually, uh, look at me funny and leave. and I'll be there by myself just eating my lunch and dinner.

It's weird, bro. Do you think your cats ever look at you and go, what is this middle-aged guy doing with me? You know what I mean?

Every day.

What's up, Alan? How you doing?

Hey, what's up, Mojo?

What's going on?

Hey, first time. Hey, a lot of them today. Just on the phone. It's our ninth. What's up? So you're talking about this girl that sits down on the floor and eats dinner with her dog? Yes. So when you guys started talking about this, I thought you guys were going to say something real weird, like she, like, eats his food or something. And then you said that's all she's doing? Bro, if she's cute and I got a shot, I will sit there. I will enjoy a full three-course meal with her.

Come on. Come on. Really? Come on, man.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Come on. Especially if she cooks it. Oh, yeah.

So you'll do anything for a piece of ass, won't you?

I'm not eating her dog food, but yeah. What about her cat food? Oh, no, no, no. I can't do the fish. No.

Wait, can you date a girl with cats? Because to me, that was a thing that I couldn't do. I could never date a girl that had cats.

Well, I have a cat. I'm single now, but I have a cat that me and my ex got when we were together, and she's cool. Cats are fine.

Cats are okay. It depends on how hot she is. I just, for some reason, and no offense to any cat owners, because I know cat owners get mad at me whenever I say this thing. I just feel like cats bring up a whole different set of circumstances with the owners. What do you mean? I don't know.

I mean, for the most part, cats are chill. They're just a little weird is all. Yeah.

Like dog owners, like dogs are loyal, where cats aren't. And I always feel like the owners of them are just like their animals. You know?

Cats just don't give a crap, that's all. They don't care what you do. Right.

And that's how I feel like the relationship would be with a girl that has cats. Man, girls who own cats aren't loyal? I just feel like they just don't give a crap. I don't know. Damn. Yeah. That's a crazy take. That's a hot take Tuesday. Like at any moment, they're just going to leave me. What's up, Jen? Hi.

Hey, how's it going?

Good. What's going on?

I was just going to say my best friend in the world, she hand feeds her dog ground beef with organic butter, like, every night. Oh, my God. What about every time?

Does she have a man in her life?

Organic butter. She does, and he just goes along with it. It's so funny.

Oh, my God. I'll tell you, if she feed him organic butter, I better have to pick it a litter for what I'm eating. Jay, what's up, Jay?

Hey, what's going on? So one time me and this girl were, you know, doing it, and she said her dogs were in the room, so she kept saying, lay down, lay down. I thought she was talking to me, so I laid down. That's great. If only Kate could go directly to our boobs instead of our thighs. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning. I got a couple of things I wanted to bring up.

One of them is, so this weekend I went to dinner. Tell me if you guys ever have this. So we went out to dinner this weekend, Chelsea and I did, with our friends Denise George. Remember Denise George?

Oh, I do.

Denise George used to manage Britney Spears. Backstreet Boys. She managed the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, all those guys. Wow. She worked with Jive Records. And then Jimmy George, her super sexy Chaldean husband. And we went out to dinner with these guys. And tell me if this has ever happened to you before. We're at dinner, and everything is nice. We went to one of our favorite restaurants. We're sitting there in this nice, cushy booth. Everything's wonderful. And then the table next to us comes, and they are the loud table. And all of a sudden, the decibel level of volume inside the restaurant went to a point where I couldn't hear Jimmy's talk anymore. Like they were talking so loud that it was to a point where I was like, huh, what? What's going on? And it was one table that was making this. And I don't know if you got, Shannon, you probably have been that table, you and your girlfriends and stuff like that. For sure. And it got to a point where I'm thinking to myself, doesn't anybody, the other people in this restaurant not realize that the level of volume just went from a 5 to a 20, you know what I mean, on a scale of 10. That's how loud this table got to.

Have you ever had that happen to you? I feel like we can't be hypocritical because I feel like we were at that table when we were at Shop House for our... We were. You know what I mean?

We took it to a whole other level. But is it possible that you can say to them, hey, can you guys keep it down a little bit? Or can you ask the restaurant to tell them to keep it down a little bit?

I feel like you could do that. I think you could tell your server to ask them. But you can't do that.

I feel like they should be aware. The restaurant should be aware. They have ears just like we do. Obviously, their focus may not be on the volume because they got a million other things they're worried about. But I feel like if there's a hostess at the establishment or if there's a waiter or a waitress, they have to be cognizant of the loudness that's happening.

But if you're – here's the thing that's interesting. If you're somebody that has been to a restaurant and you see people come in and push a stroller with kids, you right away get a bad feeling in your thoughts, right? You right away start going, oh, crap, I got to sit next to this. and screaming babies are always looked at like they are the biggest pains in the asses to sit next to either in a restaurant or on an airplane because they kind of are what about screaming people what about that though what about the people that are loud that are loud the entire time it was this table that was just so loud okay so what did you do nothing i said i said the whole time i was i wanted to pull over the did you give him a mean look no i wanted to pull the manager Manish over and just say to him say Manish tell these people to keep it down like what is going on here but I didn't want to do it because I didn't have a reservation and I begged him for one the night before I was like the last thing in the world he wants is he wants it but I was I was sitting there the whole time going how loud do these people have to be and it was weird because everybody had to notice it because the level was it was at a point where they had music playing in the restaurant and you could hear some of the music a little bit and then as soon as these people came in you couldn't hear and you didn't sound like they were playing music anymore it's All you heard, you couldn't even hear, like, the chattering or the dinging of, like, plates and stuff like that. It was just, I could hear the two ladies talking the entire time. Were they celebrating something? I have no idea. I don't know.

Because I feel like some occasions that level of joy is more acceptable than others. Like, if it's a large group coming in and they got balloons or it's a graduation season, like, give them some grace.

Yeah.

You know what I mean? It also depends on the restaurant.

you know what it is for sure he's he's the reason why he's saying this is he and his family are the

it depends you are this way it depends you're loud talkers it depends which family i'm going out with make some noise me and my radio family because we get loud as hell too when we get

outside um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 has anybody ever been kicked out of somewhere because they've been too loud is there anybody listening that has ever been asked to keep it down because you're too loud i want to know who you are i couldn't are you the loud talker has anybody ever this is another one too has anybody ever been in a hotel and they were so loud in the hotel room they got kicked out of a hotel i wonder sometimes if hotels will kick you out if you're too loud you make too

much noise i've been warned at a hotel before really yeah when i was with girls we were on a girl's trip this was like three years ago we were on a girl's trip and they called us and said we got a noise complaint and it was during the day too that's what was crazy geez yeah dawn what's

up it's mojo in the morning hi hey mojo hey so years ago um my husband at the time and i were at uh a bar establishment and we there was a priest and i guess it was a deacon sitting

at the other end of the bar and we were kind of teasing you know oh you know making jokes you know priest in a this coming to a bar yada yada well a few minutes later we noticed that they're they're arguing and they literally they were so loud everybody was staring at them and they were unaware but they were arguing about uh whether or not a priest should give last rites at

at a hospital oh geez what a topic that is kind of you could hear them that loud that you could hear the full conversation going on yes that's wild it was like yeah see i would want to hear

that conversation because we well we we listened as long as we could but then we're like okay we're not enjoying ourselves because our ears are so wide open we're trying to hear their conversation yeah we're like ah let's go somewhere else so yeah we kind of want to stick around to see if They were going to duke it out.

No, I actually like when the conversation's interesting. This one wasn't interesting. What's going on, Bean? Are you there?

Yeah, I'm here. What's up? Good morning.

There's no way I've ever talked to a Bean before. Are you a first time, long time? You never talked to a Bean?

That's your first time. This is Papa Bean. Yeah. Papa Bean. Bean on the phone.

What's going on, Bean?

Good morning.

Morning.

Yeah, I think you're being a little tough. I don't know. Like, I'm not the loud person all the time, even though I sound a little loud right now. Yeah. But I am a hostess at a restaurant, and sometimes it just really depends on what we're celebrating and what we're doing.

Come on. Listen, you've been in your restaurant where the family or the people were so loud they became obnoxious.

Yes, that's true. And I've been told, hey, they're getting a little loud, and I'll move them over somewhere else or suggest them to our bar area or lounge area. But you, I'm pretty sure when you're out with your radio family and you've had a couple of shots, you're pretty loud.

Bean, you know nothing about me. We just met. You're a first time, long time. You got him right, Bean. I don't know what you're talking about.

You got him right. I've been listening to this show since forever.

I don't want to hear it. Get off my phone.

10-09-55, Mojo in the morning. Oh, we love you, Bean. The Roses, the War of the Roses. Like, yes, follow that.

I'll talk to you never, Bean. We'll talk to you. I love you. Okay. All right.

Bye, Bean.

Listen up, Mojo. I know. Listen, I know. We were having a nice night. We were having a nice night. What's up, Jennifer? How are you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Good. What's going on?

First time, long time. Hey, Jennifer.

Caught me off guard. Yeah, what's up?

Yeah, I had a comment about getting kicked out for being too loud. Yeah. We went on a family camping trip with a bunch of cousins and aunts and uncles and stuff like that, a canoe trip. and a bunch of us girls got a little too tipsy and we were a little too loud and they kicked us out and we were no longer welcome back to that campsite.

They can kick you out of a campsite?

They did, they did.

Wow, that's wild. That's wild because you're outdoors, right? I mean, you think about it, you can be as loud as you want to be but I guess you're keeping people up probably, right?

Well, that's what we thought but nope, they said you got to go and you're no longer welcome here. So we had to find a new campground for the next year.

That is crazy. Danielle got kicked out of a hotel. What's up, Danielle?

Hi. So a few years ago, we were at a hockey tournament for my little brother, and our rowdy, drunk parents were acting a fool, and we got multiple warnings from the hotel. And the final straw was my dad did a front handspring in the hallway after he was stared at, like, 3 o'clock in the morning.

By the way, that's hockey parents. We've heard that the hockey families are crazy families. That's great.

Oh, it was wild.

What do they do if they kick out the entire team? Where do you put a bunch of kids in the middle of the night? Tiffany got kicked out of an Applebee's for being too loud. Is that right?

Yes, I did. And first time, long time as well. Yeah, tip on the phone.

What else did you guys do?

I'm sorry, I didn't hear you.

What else did you do to get kicked out?

So we were at Applebee's, and my friend was wearing a very revealing top. She was a little heavy set, and the manager came over and asked us if we could please leave because her back fat rolls were hanging out. Are you kidding me? That contained a lot of hair. Yeah, a family was very upset and asked if we could please leave.

Wow. By the way, do you think she's upset that you're calling the radio to talk about this?

I could care less.

Did she really have?

That was a long time ago. We're not friends anymore.

Did she really have hair all over her back, too? Wow.

Yes.

Good for her.

It was on her back and her chest.

Oh, God, Lord.

I was like, oh, do not shake. but okay. Did you think she should have wore the shirt? No

absolutely not. I was completely embarrassed and I wish she would have put something on.

He was glad John. Hold on. Are you sure you didn't complain? Hold on. Ace tell everybody where you got kicked out of for being too loud.

I got kicked out of prison for being too loud.

How? How? There's no way.

So it was my time to leave anyway right so I was being discharged but they keep everybody in, like, a holding room, and then they call you out by alphabetical order by last name. My last name starts with a W. So, you know, I'm super excited. I'm like, yeah, it's time to go, and I'm loud, and we're talking about everything. And they're like, oh, right, you, come here. We're going to get you out of here now. You've been way too disruptive and loud right now. Wow. So I got to skip the line and get out of here a little bit sooner.

Hell, yeah. That's all I'm going to win. That's the place you want to get kicked out of. Kick me out of jail. Kick me out of jail.

Mojo in the morning.

We lead. The other shows swallow. Follow.

Mojo in the morning.

Ooh, I should have played that one after the second date update. Hold on a second. Hold on, Stephanie. Stephanie got kicked out of the casino. What did you get kicked out of the casino for?

Me and my little sister, I'm normally a table player, and I play in high limits all the time, so I'm a frequenter.

Okay, baller.

and I me and my sister were playing slots which I normally never really play because I play and we were laughing hooting hollering had a few drinks we kept hitting little small jackpots we were you know we were loud in the casino we were happy this lady looks at me and I was got to go to the bathroom my sister was in there and she goes must you be so loud and I looked at her and I was like lady mind your business we're just having fun I come back and she's got security there and said she felt threatened by me because i told her to mind her business because we were happy because we were hitting little jacks up here and there and they actually kicked me out i had to call my host and be like they're kicking me out of here because this lady said i was being too

loud at a casino unreal wow wow what casino wait what casino is this it was mgm oh my gosh that's

crazy and then when i got my host on the horn and then they're trying to they're escorting me and sister out and i'm parked in vip parking because i gamble a lot so i'm yeah a higher level and he's trying the security's trying to walk me to the where everybody goes out and i was like dude i'm not in that one i'm over here and i'm a vip and i'm never coming here anymore yeah and i said and i just talked to my host and she's not happy that i'm getting put out for just having fun and they actually had to apologize to me for doing that.

Oh, I bet. That's crazy. That's some lady with an oxygen tank complaining. They give you some money to play?

Yeah, I was like, the casino is so big. If you don't like what we're doing, there's plenty of other spots we need to go to, lady.

And you're supposed to be loud there. The whole point is they want to give away some money or they want to appear that they're giving away some money. You can tell she was losing. Bill, are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Bill got kicked out of a strip club. Whoa. Why did you get kicked out of a strip club, Bill?

So me and a couple of my buddies, this is when I was living out of state, we were at Topless Bar one night, you know, as you do, three of us guys, and we were having a pretty good time knocking them back. And I went to the restroom, and I came back to the bar, and I couldn't find either one of my friends. So I went up, looked by the tip rail, a little bit of the couch area, couldn't find them, couldn't find them. Finally, security says, hey, they said, you got to go. Your buddies are outside. Well, it turns out my friend took his shirt off, and they threw him out for being topless.

You can't take your shirts off unless you're the actual employees that are getting paid to do that, right? There was too much competition.

Yeah, I guess a 6'4", 300-pound man is not as sexy as me.

You got to wait for amateur night.

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back to mojo in the morning alright it is mojo in the morning Kevin I'm going to catch you off guard and go Kevin can you get the door why don't you think I look nice

man i don't know what it is uh with women but if you're having a conversation with somebody and say a woman is getting dressed she's about to go somewhere you don't have any knowledge of this

right but apparently that's what's going on there have been multiple women in my life who this has been a case with where they'll send a picture of themselves if they out on vacation or anything like that they'll send a picture and if i don't immediately comment with a you look nice i like the way you look whatever the case may be it's a problem it's a real issue if you do not acknowledge this woman's beauty with within the first five seconds who's the woman at this here you're We ain't got to say everybody's name, but this just happened to Bianca yesterday. She called me all like, you didn't even say I look nice in the picture. I'm like, my bad.

Wait, so what did you respond with? Or did you not respond?

I don't even know. Bianca, do you know? Can she hear? Yeah. She sent you a picture of her? It wasn't like that. I think she was out on vacation. I think I said, you know, how's it going? How's it going on vacation?

Oh, and she sent you a picture back like I'm at the beach, whatever.

So you're automatically supposed to comment on how good they look because they're not going to send a bad picture. You got to say that they look nice.

And it's okay. Let me see. And I said, laugh out loud, be safe. And then yesterday she commented, like, you didn't even comment on how I look. Where's Bianca? And again, it's not just a be, like, there have been other women in my life that have sent. I had a homie in Vegas over the weekend. She sent something. And I think I commented on the back. And she's like, you're not going to talk about how I look? Yeah. Like, my bad.

I didn't know that was, like, required in my response. Is this to all women like this? I would think that this honestly seems very needy if you feel like you have to do this. You're basically only sending the picture just because you want somebody to comment and say something to you. Talk about it. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. You ever have this happen to you, PL, with your wife or anybody like that? 100%. See, I'm not lying. But if she sends you a picture, you got to say to her.

Well, it's my wife, so I don't think we're locked in like that anymore. But if it were new, yeah, 100%, I would have had to say something.

Bianca just walked in here real quick. So, Bianca, why are you so needy? Why do you need him to tell you if you look nice or not?

Well, I don't know. People usually just do that for me. I don't know.

So, are you saying every time you send a picture to a guy, they always will comment about how you look?

I mean, like, 75% of the time. But I wasn't expecting him to be like, oh, you're so fine. You're a baddie. Like, you could have been like, oh, yeah, it's nice. Because I literally said, don't I look good right now? Like, I know, like, I look good in my picture.

No, you baited him a little bit.

I'm not trying to be like that, but I'm just saying I know I look good in the picture, so don't you agree? Okay, in that case, sure.

Hype you up, bro. Come on. I mean, that's not my job, though.

Yeah.

It's not your job. You can't get mad if I don't. You can be a good friend.

The one thing I like about Kevin is Kevin gives honesty. Like, if you're just, you know, whatever. Kevin is definitely not the kind of guy that's going to build you up just for no reason.

If she just randomly sent you a picture, I don't think that it's required that you say something about the way that she looks. but she actually asks you. She asked you, don't I look nice? Let me see. All right, let's get into it. I look like a bad guy. How do you feel? How do you feel about that? Well, like I just said, because she asked, I think it's different. But if she had just sent him a photo and didn't get the response that was desired, that's... This sounds bad.

It actually is not bad. What's up, Doug? Hi, it's Mojo in the morning.

Hey, how you doing?

Doing okay. By the way, Doug, you didn't tell me I look nice before I go to this. Go ahead.

Mojo, Mojo, you full of it. You already know that you got to tell your wife where every day, anytime she gets dressed, you have to say that she looks nice.

You don't know Chelsea because Chelsea doesn't need anybody to hype her up. And she thinks I over-hype her sometimes.

Yeah, but most guys know that. Just growing up, just being around women, you know you're supposed to say that your girl looks nice. That's just a thing. Guys know that.

Bianca is not Kev's girl, though. Why should he be having to do that?

Women in general. Women in general. Just like if you're around a group of women, like they would expect for you to say that they look nice. If they show in the outfit or whatever, they expect for you to say they look nice. That's kind of like, no offense, kind of like a woman being a bigger woman. You know, they want you to say that they look nice. You can't just say that she looked bad. Where did the bigger woman come from?

So even the fat girls deserve a lot, too, is what he's saying. I don't know. He put his foot in his mouth on that one. What's up, Kim? Hi. Hi, Kim.

Hi, how are you?

Good. What's going on, Kim?

You're turning it all crazy. All girls are not like that. But you know the girls that are like that. And if you want to entertain a girl like that, then you need to give up the compliments. But all girls are not like that.

Let me tell you something. A girl like that would cause me to be exhausted if I had to always tell them how great they looked. You know?

So, amen, giving compliments are nice and getting them are nice as well, but, you know.

But unsolicited. Yeah, I didn't even. You know, those are the ones that actually mean something, at least to me.

Here's the deal. Now when Kevin does say it, you're just going to think that he's saying it because you told him to.

I know, but I always give Kev compliments all the time. Oh, you look good today, like your hat.

And I say I appreciate you.

And you don't return the favor.

I will when it's necessary. Listen, I'm not all here just telling everybody they look good every day. What will make you special at that point?

Samantha, what's up?

Hi, good morning.

Good morning.

So I tested in. When you do it out of routine, it takes away the importance. Like, I'd rather have a compliment when my husband actually means it. I don't want him to tell me all the time, like, oh, you look good, you know, da-da-da-da. Like, just tell me when you mean it. Intentionality over obligation.

Okay, well, like, you're not my boyfriend, though, so it's not going to feel special. Oh, my God, he likes what I look like today. No, we're friends. Like, it's not like that.

Do you want him to lie to you, though? No.

Yeah, she does. Yeah, she does.

She's lying down here, pretty.

Yeah, Samantha. She wants a lie. All right, Mojo in the Morning.

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Live. All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. I feel horrible because I'm bad with names, but I always have been, so it's nothing to take personal. But who is this nice girl that is filling in for Bianca? Her name, Maddie. Is that Maddie? So Maddie is her? Maddie has been filling in. So Bianca is our social show director. She is taking some time off. She had time off planned, like this trip planned before this job became available. So she took the time off, which is interesting because she was so nervous to tell us that she had this time off. off that she was like first let me accept the job and make sure that i get it right and then let me see if i got the insurance on my travel and we're like no no take your job you got or take your uh your trip but uh then we also realized we need to have a backup when any of us are gone we need to have backups and so maddie hi maddie i met you before maddie maddie i get you confused because there's another uh person that looks almost like you guys could be sisters what's her name um i

Maggie. Maggie. Maggie. Wait, Maggie.

Maggie has blonde hearing glasses as well. There are a couple on the promo team that look a lot alike.

You guys, seriously, everybody looks like, I feel like I'm watching that Mormon wives show or something like that, where all the wives look the same or something.

We're all twins.

It's wild. So thank you for doing this. What's your background? What do you do?

I work a lot in video, a lot in photo. I've been a video editor for a few years. Yeah, it's just fun things like that.

Did you go to school for this? I did.

school craft community college i graduated with my associates in 3d and video graphics okay video

editing it's funny i actually i they got a great program over there they also have one of the best

chef programs they do i was a student ambassador so i had to talk about it all the time all right

uh well uh maddie it's funny because i'm not going to know you as that because kev ran into the studio during one of the commercial breaks literally ran he goes into lydia's producer's room which is where you've been hanging out which is for those who don't understand it's not connected to our studio here it's literally like five doors away like it's that far away and he comes running in here with his big old freaking hoofs on and he runs in here and he goes you're not gonna believe this we got a topic that we got to talk about today yeah and i go well what's that topic and he goes have you ever heard of asexuals and i'm like what's this all about first off are you okay with talking about this i'm totally cool with it all right so i want to be so kev came in here because and shannon will attest to this because she was in here too i never heard of an asexual

before kevin now talk with an accent you never heard of any person as asexual and i told maddie

this too the first time that i heard the term asexual was somebody referenced that's what michael jackson was is that true that's that's what i heard i heard that michael jackson was asexual he didn't like either can you first off can you give a proper definition of what asexual

is um it's a spectrum of not feeling like sexual attraction it's different from romantic attraction which would be like aro romantic which is where you don't feel like romantic attraction but sexual attraction is like separate okay so it's just like the lack of feeling so like you have and you you

identify as asexual and which is why you're in here obviously if people have not connected to

No, no, no, that's not why you're in here. You're in here because you do great video work.

I'm in here because I'm amazing, obviously.

I don't want it to sound. So you just don't feel any need to have sex? Not at all. With a guy or a girl ever? Can I ask like a personal question? Go ahead. Do you ever feel...

any need to like pleasure yourself no nothing so there's nothing there's just nothing okay

different people on the spectrum like feel differently so some still participate and some don't but it's i personally don't feel anything when you say on the spectrum i'm thinking of the

show love on the spectrum which has now become my new favorite show not that spectrum is a different

spectrum it's a different spectrum so okay the spectrum of asexuality so it's like basically like a hundred percent is where like you feel like sexual attraction there's like zero percent where

you're feeling nothing yeah by the way all of this uh considered here like in all this i can't

how did it get to that conversation with kevin yes it always leads some way but in my mind like my mind is blown and i'm more inquisitive and curious because i've never had the opportunity to have a conversation about this and if you ate if you asexual please a for four mojo live we gotta like let's talk about it so like you are you thinking that if we get a bunch of asexuals

together we will actually make them some kind of a sexual do they have like a group by the way are you in any Facebook groups or anything I am not I think that would be an interesting group I don't know if necessarily I'd be entertained by it everybody's just talking about no nothing sexual

but I feel great to like not be alone so do you date I do yes so you you make like you want

companionship you want a connection with somebody and do you make it very clear right off the bat that that's just not part of what you're interested in?

I usually do, just to be upfront about it, because a lot of people, like, that's what they're looking for, obviously, and then that's just not me.

Is it in your profile?

It is, yes.

What is it, like, where does that fall in the profile? Like, under?

Usually, it's, like, part of the sexuality. So you can, like, click it. You can also, like, add it, obviously, like, under, like, your bio or whatever.

Sorry, so let's get into it. Who are you dating? Are you dating men or women?

Men.

Okay, all right. You kiss people?

I do.

Do y'all touch and stuff?

I suppose.

But when you touch, there's no arousal that takes place.

No. It's like I am just there. That's how I always describe it. Like, it's, like, not a negative thing, but it's not a positive thing either. Like, I'm literally just there.

So your partner can get all the things. You good with that. But for you, it's just not. You're just doing it for your partner.

Yeah. Oh, see, that's where I misunderstood. I thought it was, like, nothing. Like, you didn't partake in any of that because you're just not interested.

Not sex, but, you know, anything. Other things. Other things, yeah. Okay.

this is really interesting i would think as a partner of yours as a guy that's there i'd be like this is not fun she's not interested at all she's just doing it yeah just uh yeah you know as

as being nice to me happy yeah yeah have relationships not gone the way that maybe you would hope for them to because you're asexual they usually have like a rough patch because that's

obviously always like a conversation unless it's someone else who's also feels like like they have a lower libido or they have like a lack of attraction but you know it's been overall fine but you know you obviously that i talk about it at the beginning so that's something that people realize up front and that it's not changing when did you realize this about yourself um about a year ago actually i was i never really like thought too hard about it i never thought that it wasn't like normal that i wasn't feeling this i thought it was just like my lack of socialization growing up because i was homeschooled okay so i was talking to a friend and we were like relating on something and i had said something and she was like oh are you asexual and i it just kind of clicked right then and there that i was like oh maybe i am maybe this like fits me yeah uh what's

up shay it's mojo in the morning we have maddie the baddie here in the studio with us right now

Good morning, Maddie the Maddie. Good morning.

What's going on?

Well, I have kind of a question and statement type thing. So let me ask you, and please don't take offense in any way, but they've come out with all these labels, okay, in the last few years that didn't exist. I'm 57. So these things didn't exist when I was younger. And I can say, like, as a woman, I've gone through hormonal phases where I don't want to. I have no glucose. It doesn't. Same. And so I'm wondering, have you had your hormones checked to make sure that there's not, I mean, maybe, maybe your hormones are just out of whack.

That is a possibility. That is something that I've considered, but it's also, it's just never something that I've really like wanted to partake in. It's never something that I've been interested in or even like wanted to want to enjoy, I guess.

Do you talk to your parents about that or?

I do not know.

Do they know you're asexual?

They do not. Oh, until now.

Well, we should have told them before you went on the radio with us.

Well, maybe they're not listening. Okay. Let's hope not.

um it's interesting uh the last caller's comment shay's comment uh i think is something that there was a generation where nobody ever talked about stuff like this so it didn't happen but also i wonder if doctors if they have a a reasoning for this like of why you have never felt the pleasure of this or you've even you've never you've never felt like there's been any pleasure at all no i usually tend to describe it

so if you're straight you obviously like don't feel sexual attraction towards a man yeah or if you're straight you don't feel sexual attraction towards women that's just kind of how i feel

towards people in towards people yeah yeah um because it's because we know and shannon actually was open with us when she first started the show she was like i never really had an orgasm like

that was one of the things so it's not like there are a lot of you say damn that is that is not uncommon whatsoever with women there are so many women that they probably don't want to admit it but they cannot orgasm just by having sex like something else needs to be happening yeah uh

will what's up it's mojo in the morning hey mojo how's it going good buddy what's going on

uh so i i would assume that i am also asexual uh i just i'm i'm at the point in life where i don't feel the need to bake cookies um even even bake alone uh and i don't know it's it's kind of uh have you always been that way no i actually have five kids under the age of 10 wow okay so are you currently in a relationship and with uh baby mama we are engaged um and i think it's at a point where it's actually dampering our relationship i don't know if it's like low testosterone or what but i just i don't you know i don't i don't feel the need for me to have to do anything um but then it weighs on my mind that i feel the need to help you know her it might be where she needs to be

it might be like with that last caller saying go get tested and see or tell your doctor your medical doctor and see what their recommendation is i mean i don't i don't know what i'm not a doctor i just talk on the radio but i think that it might be mojo there you go i'll take a doctorate

from anybody that wants to give it to me uh but i will my mojo's gone mojo well can i be honest

with you though uh it could be a testosterone thing like you said could also be you got five kids under 10 i mean you don't have much time for anything at that time you know what i mean

And that's another thing is I think that by the end of the day, I'm so worn out.

Yeah.

And, yeah, just that.

I get it.

But can I also say one more thing?

First time, long time?

No, no, no.

Oh, okay. Go ahead.

Mojo. Yes. I want to congratulate you for being nominated.

Oh, that's very nice.

I was hoping that we'd be nominated. For the Radio Hall of Fame.

That's right, baby! I'm a two-time loser. Sorry. I can't keep it quiet. Let's hope this is the... I can't, you got the charm.

25 years running Mojo

and the best testosterone I've had in years hence well I hope mine won't I take testosterone I'm going to tell you something I had no drive at all now I'm chasing my wife around like crazy she actually wishes she was asexual I don't need any more kids but I will say I'll say this go talk to your doctor about it seriously and Maddie for Maddie I'm not going to tell you what you should do too But I would actually have this conversation also if you feel comfortable with your closest people to you. Like I actually, you know, like my kids don't talk to us about their sex lives very much.

I would assume.

But when my son did tell us that he was gay, and this is nothing, I'm not going to try to compare or anything like that. But I'm saying when he did tell us, it made our conversation so much easier where he didn't have to hide how he felt. Like I want, I want my kids to be open and honest with me. Like when we're having conversations of things not to ask and things to ask.

Right.

You know, do you feel like you're hiding that from your parents?

Um, I wouldn't say hiding it, but it's not something that I would go and tell them.

Yeah.

And a lot of people have different relationships with their parents too, but that's just not a comfortable thing to talk to, you know, mom or dad.

I talk about it with my close friends. They all hear all of my voice notes rambling.

do they find it to be odd or they are understanding they all tend to be very understanding they all

at least like have empathy and understand like where i'm coming from even if they don't relate

a lot of people like myself are ignorant to asexuality i'm saying that right what's like

one of the biggest misconceptions about it um that's a great question i i'm not sure actually i feel like a lot of people just assume so much like the moment you say it and then i'm like not big on assumptions so people always assume things like no matter what i say so then like you know it's always inaccurate like me to a different person like they're gonna we're different people so it's gonna be different things you know so i feel like that's like the biggest thing is people

just assume yeah yeah i i even today i assumed that there was nothing happening whatsoever and You saying that you do certain things, you know.

Kimberly says that she's asexual, and she loves it. Is that right, Kimberly?

I do. I don't even talk to guys. No, women either. That's just gross. Yeah.

Well, I don't know if it's gross. I like it.

Well, you're a man, so.

But, Kimberly, what do you love about it?

Well, I don't have to worry about, like, seizing anybody, and it's not worth it to me. A man has never got me off anyway, so what's the point?

Well, when did you realize you were asexual?

Probably about two years ago.

And what was it that made you realize that? Was it another bad experience?

Well, yeah. I mean, you can only have sex so many times before you realize that you can do it better yourself.

Okay. Well, so you're at least doing it better yourself because Maddie's not even doing that.

Well, I mean, sorry, Maddie.

You're good.

Hey, can I say... You need a Naughty Nubby. That's what you need. What? Oh, Kevin. Kevin just opened up his laptop so fast.

Wow. How do you spell that? Naughty Nubby.

Naughty Nubby. They sell them at your favorite sex stores. Go to Adam and Eve. Can I say something real quick to you, Kimberly? Yeah. Hearing all the bad dating stories that the others bring around here to this show, honestly, would make me asexual. like to hear how bad these guys are out there right now these days and on dating apps and how on i guess romantic it is nowadays to date it's awful i i that would make me asexual i feel like a lot of people are going to call themselves asexuals because they've had such bad dates

you know i will say i was feeling that way before i did even start dating it was just something that like it was always like just this lack of feeling and i never related to people talking about it so like something that's kind of always been there and now you put a name to it it makes sense yes

and now yeah you never had one of those moments like in school where you saw somebody i was homeschooled oh that's right yeah never saw a neighbor you know i wasn't allowed to talk to my neighbors much oh damn are you part of a cult or were you no were you locked in your room or

no i didn't live in a great neighborhood so you know got the the neighbors that were crazy you You know, selling stuff. Oh, gosh, yeah.

You probably live near me. Quick question for you. Out of all the people in this room, asexual Maddie, who are you most attracted to, Shannon, Kevin, or myself? Come on, Maddie.

I would obviously say Shannon. Thank you, Maddie.

She's number one with everybody, the men, the women, and the asexuals. Uh-oh, wait a second. Maybe you're not asexual. Look at her, you said.

There's a difference between aesthetic attraction and sexual attraction. And romantic attraction, all the things. Okay, now what about the producer studio?

Hold on.

I think it's a tie between Lydia and Shannon. Oh, the women always use that. I like her. I love it.

By the way, I just want you to know that if I was a girl, I'd be a lesbian, too. There's nothing nice about hairy asses.

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All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Are you the first in your family to do something great? Kev, what's going on?

Man, and I would love to know because I'm experiencing that right now. I don't know. I mean, I know some folks on Josiah's mom's side of her family, but not enough to, like, ask questions. I don't have anybody's number or anything like that. But on my side of the family, there aren't a lot of us that know how to swim. And I say, you know what? Josiah's 12 years old. We outside. We in lakes. We tubing sometimes. And, you know, we've been out of town. I want to break this generational curse. I don't know how to swim. My mama, my sister, my dad. I don't know how to swim. No. And I would love to learn, but I haven't got my ass off the couch and got lessons or anything like that. And I'm rarely in the pool, but whatever. But I say, you know what? That stops with me. Josiah is going to learn how to swim. He is now in his third week. Coming up tomorrow will be his third session. And he's a natural. Oh, he's in swim lessons? He's in lessons, man. Oh, good for him. I got him a little swim cap. I got him his goggles, like the whole little vibe.

Is he into it?

He is, and he's very good. Now, the crazy thing is the class is like from 5 to 13, so he's kind of the biggest kid. He's going crazy. He's not scared. He looks like he knows how to swim already, and I'm so proud. And I don't know what else we're going to do, but I'm going to make sure he knows how to swim.

That is an important life skill, for sure.

You know what I want to do? I want to do this with the two of you guys now knowing this, Because I didn't know that you didn't know how to swim. You didn't know that? I didn't know. I thought that you weren't a great swimmer, but I didn't know you didn't know how to swim. I don't really know how to swim either. And I know she doesn't know how to swim. I can doggy paddle.

Do you hear Shannon like, that is an important life skill. Well, it is. It is. For our kids, Kev. For our kids, it is so important that our kids could save their own lives. because mom dad could not i i want to do this i want you guys to go out with me on the lake this year we're going to go out on the lake we're going to go on a boat and i want to do this where we do a show field trip and then we all go out we'll all get into the water there's like a jump off pair that we could go to like a jump off little dock area there's a slide thing on the lake

and you guys wear a little kitty like floaties floaties yeah at first i was like i will not jump in a lake come on big what are you afraid of if i had a life jacket on i would you're you're a michigan girl i don't care you grew up on an island i am so scared of deep water i am terrified

of deep water how do you know way in hell would i do that you're like to me like i think of michigan I like looking at the water. I think of Shannon Murphy.

I like dipping my feet in the water.

That's crazy.

No, listen, if we have life jackets, sign me up. I'll do it. Bet, for sure.

I don't know. Some of the lakes, I have like slimy fish. We'll be all right.

We'll just come on.

Blow it off with the hose. Lydia, we're doing this this summer. Will you mark this down? It'll be fun. We're getting all of us together. We're going to get together and we're going out on the lake together. I'm not scared of water.

Wait, you don't like the lake either, Lydia?

Oh, I'll go in the lake.

Okay. Do you know how to swim?

Yeah.

Okay. See? Do you know how to swim? Bianca, do you know how to swim? Bianca looked uncoordinated. Bianca.

Oh, yes. Of course I know how to swim.

That's a basic life skill. Come on, guys. Basic life skill. Do you know how to swim, Mojo? Absolutely. I know how to swim.

Yeah, I feel like you're lying. All these years, I feel like, mm. I ain't never seen you. I was a kid who grew up with a pool.

I was a kid who grew up with a pool. We had a pool. Oh, okay. That doesn't mean that you could swim in the pool. I can do breaststroke. I can do the butterfly. I can do all that stuff. Really? I can't move my arms like the butterfly right now, but you give me some time.

I do have to tell you, as a mom of two kids who are competitive swimmers, I kind of feel like a dum-dum. Yeah. Like going on vacation with those two. You can't get in the pool with them. And they want to do contests with each other to see who's faster, which is always Lucy, but whatever. And I'm like sitting on the side. Right, with a margarine. You know, clutching the side of the pool.

What is it? I don't understand what this is that you guys, that both of you guys didn't figure this out.

Well, I'm saying, unlike you, I didn't grow up with a pool in the backyard, and I didn't grow up in a neighborhood that had a pool in the backyard, and I never went to, like, the YMCA or, like, Buttsville was the neighborhood recreation center. I never went there. And nobody in my family was, like, swimmers, so it's not like everybody was like, let's go to the pool.

I did. I went to swim lessons every summer.

Oh, what's your excuse?

So there, I think it's still there. There's a wave pool that's, I don't even know where it is, downriver somewhere. And I remember my parents taking us there, and they would, like, ring this siren, and then it was time for the waves to be made. And I remember one time I went too far, and the wave knocked me under, and I stayed underwater for too long. I was probably six, seven years old. And ever since then, truly, I've been so scared of deep water that I won't do it.

You had a traumatic experience. Hold on. Lauren, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

Hello. Good morning, guys. Good morning.

What's up?

Well, I would go out with you. I'll go out on the boat. I'm on the lake all summer long, and I don't need a life jacket.

I love it. I love it. We need you as somebody that can give Kev mouth-to-mouth resuscitation if something should happen, okay?

That's right.

Thanks for the call, Lauren. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Who doesn't – let's do this. Let's focus on the swimming part. Who doesn't know how to swim and then they go out with their family members to places and they have to be like the person that's either on the beach or on the pier, on the dock, whatever it might be. And you can't go out with your family. I'm getting in the pool, but I'm like walking. Wait till Josiah, by the way, learns how to swim really good. And he's like, come on, dad.

And you're like, maybe he could teach me. I'm not going in. I get in. I'm telling you, I get in. I have a good time. I just got to walk. Well, you got to go up to what?

Waist high is where you're going to tell me.

Can you do this? Can you do the doggie paddle? I literally can't do anything. See, I can kind of do that. If I push off, like push off swim, I'll end like five feet from where the wall is. Like I can't go. I can't even try to water.

I can't do that either. What's up? I'll try it. TC, don't you want to see video of these guys not swimming together? What's going on?

Yes, I do. How are you guys doing today? Good morning.

We're doing great. We're proud of Josiah learning how to swim.

Yeah, Joe. Oh, my goodness. I can swim, like a fish.

Really?

Like a fish. Yes, I can. I'm probably one of the only black women who can do it in my life.

Wait, is that a stereotype? I always thought that was a stereotype.

Why is that a stereotype? Well, I mean, if you go back to the 50s and the 70s.

60s not a lot of pools were inside of black communities and not a lot of pools were created

so we didn't grow with that and then a lot of a lot of black people are afraid to swim like i am not okay um my mom can swim she could swim my dad could swim but my sisters and brothers could not

swim we we need to break the stereotype and get kevin lessons too you should be taking dad and

son lessons together that's why we dominate the basketball you should go to you should go to adam Butso. Adam Butso does it for $20. Adam Butso does it.

Kev can never play pool basketball, though. He'd never be able to play pool basketball unless it was fully in, because one of the baskets is usually in a deeper spot. I'll shoot for Steph Curry Reigns. What's up, Nikki? Hi.

Hey, good morning. Love you guys. We love you, too. We love you, too. I am 42 years old, and I cannot swim, and I promise to goodness, I still get nervous in the bathtub

that's so funny Becky what's happening it's Mojo in the Morning hi

hey good morning Shannon that is Lake Erie Metro Park yeah that's what it was

there you go exactly that's happened

to many people

yes I mean true PTSD from that experience that was weird

what's up Mike hi it's Mojo in the Morning hey Mike Mike

yeah

What's going on?

Not much. I own a boat, and I'm 49 years old, and I can't swim. Oh, no.

Really? You got a big, what kind of boat you got?

I got a 24-foot pontoon.

Holy crap. You got life preservers on there or something? Like, what happens if some kid falls in the water, and you got to go in to go get him?

That's why I got my, bring my daughter.

Co-captain. That's unreal.

And the funny thing is, the first year I owned a boat, I didn't tie it off right, and it started floating away. Oh, my God. So it started floating down the lake, and I couldn't jump in and go get it. So luckily, the guy next to me owned a boat and went to go get it and brought it back to me, but it was funny.

Oh, my God. That's hysterical. Ruba, we need to do to Shannon and Kev what your dad did to you. Tell everybody how your dad taught you how to swim.

ruba ruba oh hey my bad i didn't hear you there but uh my dad i'm middle eastern but he had a funny way of teaching us he just kind of threw us in the deep end and it was more there

you go i've seen swim instructors do that i do not agree with that method at all we're doing it to you two guys come on ruba yeah yeah you learn by doing it you got to learn by what do they say Throw you in the deep end. That's the old saying.

Like sink or swim. I'm sinking. Why is that a smart idea?

Because you got to either figure it out or you're dead. But what if you don't?

Crazy. Yeah.

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Hey, everyone. It's Cal Penn. I'm the host of Earsay, the Audible and iHeart Audiobook Club. This week on the podcast, I am sitting down with Ray Porter, the narrator of Andy Weir's audiobook Project Hail Mary, massive sci-fi adventure about survival and science and what happens when you wake up alone very far from Earth.

I really had to make a decision because I caught myself getting that frog in my throat and starting to get teary as I'm narrating some of these sections. And it's like, OK, yo, yo, yo, is this indulgent? And I really thought about it. I was like, no, at this point, it would kind of be betraying the trust the author and the listener have in telling this story if I don't go through it. But there's places in this book that deeply emotionally affected me. And I left it on the mic. That's great. Because it served the story.

people will say like oh my god i cried at the end it's like yeah dude me too listen to earsay the audible and iheart audiobook club on the iheart radio app or wherever you get your podcasts all right it is mojo in the morning second date update war of the roses the dirty on the 30 these are all things that we do on this radio show uh i got a few things that i want to get to we're going to get to my hair this morning on the show i want to bring this up because i thought that this was uh uh pretty interesting i um there is a new form of cheating that i wanted to bring up and i saw this online and i thought that this was pretty interesting is this cheating if you do this any listeners of ours are you on only fans are there any listeners that are actually subscribers to somebody's only fans account if you are will you call us up or if you're somebody that is personally on OnlyFans, there is a new form of cheating that is out there. And it's a breed of cheating that this woman talks about that I was reading about on Reddit. She talks about how she dumped her boyfriend for subscribing to a popular porn stars OnlyFans account she claims that it is cheating and as it turns out it's just her on the account putting videos of herself up there so it's him subscribing to the only fans her putting her videos in her daily things that she does kind of almost like it's your instagram account but it's a dirty one like well it's not it's kind of like no like i'm saying like a dirty blog no no that's

That's what I mean. A blog of like what she's doing all day, but she's videotaping it.

Everything from her taking care of herself on the videos to her posting some sex videos to her actually talking on the videos. Yeah. But it's nothing specific to him. It's just her being the person. And the girlfriend thought that that was cheating because he subscribed to it. A recent survey found that 50% of respondents consider subscribing to OnlyFans as a definite sign that they're cheating, which I thought was pretty interesting, while 42% believe it depends on the interaction, if it's one-on-one interaction or one-on-your-guy-or-girls interaction.

Because you can do that on OnlyFans, right? You can actually correspond with the content creator.

creator if you pay like a enormous price i think you get one so you could just watch or you could

take it a step further and actually have a conversation with that person yeah do you do

you find it to be cheating i'm in two worlds right now in one world i'm like okay if you view this as just content then what's you know different than you finding somebody that you like on youtube and subscribing to their content and they're doing their vlogs their daily life their whatever their thing is on the other side i'm like yes cheating because the only thing that's different is you're not seeing this person face to face but if everything was going on that's going on now and it was somebody you know in real life it would be unacceptable absolutely yes um do you

do you would you be less likely to think it's cheating if it was a national person compared to if it's a local person that could be in your own community but i think you yes but i think you

cross the line when you pay more to have that one-on-one contact for sure like if you're because they have it to where okay i'm kevin user 335 and i'm you know sending it to think vision 3.0 and i'm like this is what i want the video to say this is what i want you to say you must be on only fans is that right no i'm just i mean this computer i'm looking at as a think vision so that's where that came from okay but like if i pay a certain amount of money for you to give me personal content yeah that's taking it a step beyond just browsing isn't it the same thing

then if the person has like a Pornhub account and gets the extra or a RedTube or any of these other porn sites? What else do you know? Listen, people know porn sites. Come on. We're not playing.

Only thing that I'm saying is once it becomes specific to a relationship that I have with you. If I go on those sites you use and I just click the username and see what you're posting, that's no different than me going on Twitter and looking at what anybody posts.

What about this? What if you're and this is totally away from OnlyFans and away from any of these porn sites. What if on my subscribers on Instagram or Facebook, I follow a person that is a known adult sex person?

I don't think so. And that's why I said initially I'm torn between two worlds. That first world is simply that. I go on YouTube, I subscribe, I go to Instagram, I follow.

But if you start DMing her, then it's a different story. When you engage. Yes.

I want to know who does this. because I'm going to be really, really honest with you. I don't get OnlyFans.

And when people talk about it, I go, oh, that's great. Okay, I have no idea. OnlyFans to me is as foreign as can be, and I'm going to tell you why. Because if I even write OnlyFans into my Safari, you know, browser, I'm afraid Chelsea's going to find it one day. And I don't want it to become me doing it for research purposes, and all of a sudden she thinks that I'm on it.

I think if you are in a committed relationship, OnlyFans should be off limits.

Yes.

Unless that's your relationship. unless you well yeah i mean there are all different kinds of relations i'm saying if

you are in a monogamous one-on-one relationship i don't think only pay only fans should be a part

of that whatsoever only pans is the cooking you guys i'm so tired it finally caught up but no that's actually a great site only pans you go on there i'm sure it exists you get dinner ideas for

that night what would you do if you found out that west was so upset i i would be so upset it would be um i mean there would be it'd be hurtful it would be i tell you about my friend shannon

my friend shannon shannon that i know yeah the shannon radio person she was married to a guy one of her one of her husbands she went back and looked at his history and this guy had it's so crazy how deep he was into the porn world yeah so going back to you and west if you found

out west had an only fans you know he subscribed what would the level of pissed be if he's just a general browser or if we're talking like this where he subscribed to one person and he was

having right that to me is cheating that to me is a hundred percent cheating uh i don't know on a on a level of pissed but and i know i'm in the minority when i say this but i really really believe that like the only fans that porn it destroys relationships i don't care how many people could argue otherwise i think that if somebody by themselves is sitting there viewing porn it it just starts to tear down everything that you've built in your relationship because

the expectation changes what do you think becca so i do agree with what shannon just said but i also don't agree to the point that it's like full-on cheating yes if you start messaging with this person i can see it turning to cheating but if you you know subscribe to someone or you're just watching their content it's not cheating but i think it's very very disrespectful on the

partner so if you're if you're in communication with them it is definitely cheating if you're

just viewing videos it's okay yeah i mean i'm okay with my partner watching porn and i know that's different for every relationship um but i mean i wouldn't want him to be subscribed to someone's only fans but i don't consider it cheating i just consider it very disrespectful and obviously would be a big talk between the two of us of how i don't like that i want to know who

these people are that do subscribe to the only fans like are there a lot more married people than there are single people erica what's up it's mojo in the morning hey everybody good morning

for a long time so exciting yeah for me honestly i i do kind of think it's cheating um only fans has been known to have a certain type of content um so i think for everybody it kind of is a little like shaken up for someone your significant other to follow only fans because i think that's where the mind naturally goes is oh it's like a you know it's a sexual content type of thing um but I was hearing you guys say that it's like a daily thing, but what if, like, in between, like, her whole video, she's also doing sexual content in between getting herself ready and doing her whole day? You know what I mean? Well, I think that's what it is.

Yeah, that's what I think these people are looking at.

Yeah, no, I personally think that if you're looking at anybody naked, and now I think, too, going back to what Becca said, if in a relationship you guys have that communication that it's okay to look at porn and to do that, then, yeah, you know, But if you set boundaries in a relationship to absolutely no, you know, nakedness, like we're not, we're not doing that. I think that would be cheating in my defense. I wouldn't be comfortable with my boyfriend doing that.

Yeah, so I will say this to you and be aware of this, that there is just as much porn on Twitter and X than there is on any of the porn sites or even OnlyFans.

Twitter, crazy.

It's crazy how many of the guys that I know that go to Twitter because they think that their significant others aren't going to know. What's up, Shay?

Hey, what's up?

What's going on?

Not much. This topic is so interesting to me. I personally think it's crazy. It's not cheating. To me, cheating is once something physical happens, If I'm wrapping, touching, kissing, sexual, anything, that is cheating if you're in a committed relationship.

So if your guy was having an emotional affair where he was DMing another girl, you wouldn't find that to be cheating?

I would. I would, absolutely.

But that makes no sense. There's no rubbing or touching.

It's not, but I just feel that the line is it's just content and it's video. It's almost kind of like porn. But, again, like the other young lady said, sometimes it's other content as well. As long as you're just watching, I don't have a problem. and that's not cheating but if you get to dming or you know talking then you're taking it a step further but to me that's the line that's drawn that's just an excuse though that i would use

yeah that's just an excuse i would use like look i'm not doing anything with her so it's all good that's like the same excuse if you have somebody in person that you shouldn't be hanging around with but you are but you're not you haven't taken it to that physical level yeah it's like a loophole

in the spin but as long as it's a barrier which will be the internet i don't feel like you know that was it's any cheating because i mean a lot of people now watch porn so it's almost like or you know sexual content i should say so it's almost like it's kind of hard to say that's just cheating when it's nothing physically actually happening and as long as again there's no conversation between anyone

I will

I will say that

I think there's a difference between watching from a porn site and you're just watching because you saw a video or whatever and then subscribing I think subscribing is where it gets gray you know and that's where the issue gets that's great we should do a topic one day of how OnlyFans ruined my relationship we did that one time but it wasn't with OnlyFans That's fascinating to me. Tomorrow, OnlyFans ruin my relationship and see what people who are both people that are subscribers and also content creators.

And if you're listening right now and that's you, text Lydia.

Yeah, text us right now. How am I supposed to live, laugh, and love in these conditions? This is Mojo in the Morning. i am looking at our show sheet from today and i'm looking here and got all this stuff here got a shannon thing i got kevin i got mojo uh zach even on here bianca on here and i'm looking at this thing and i'm looking at there is a big update missing there's missing stuff here where is the lydia and the uh the guy that came into town uh topic on here boy i'll tell you what how we get uh yelled at if we don't get personal with our topics and yet what's good for the Goose is good for the gander, huh? Or not good for the gander, maybe, I guess.

Rah, rah, rah. I have a boyfriend now. Hey, so big so. Are you kidding me? You did not tell any of us. No, I haven't said anything yet.

You're calling him your boyfriend?

He asked me to be his girlfriend.

Oh, my God. What do you guys do?

Okay, so, no, I like that. So, the weekend went well, obviously. Is he still here, or did he fly back to Arizona already?

He went back yesterday.

Okay. What'd you guys do after the podcast on Friday night? because I know you were going to go out, weren't you?

Yeah, but we chose not to. We just hung out for a little bit, and then we went our separate ways, and then the next day we went to the DIA, had some dinner, and spent some quality time together.

Wait, does your dad know that you have a quote-unquote boyfriend?

Yeah, because yesterday I took my mom and my dad, Andrew, to Flower Day here in Eastern Market, and I pulled my dad aside.

You got deflowered this weekend, so you need to go to Flower Day.

Did not get deflowered. But I will say I pulled my dad aside and I talked to him about Drew and I asked him if he knew that we had been talking and my dad said he had no idea.

Wow.

And I asked if it would be okay. I was kind of being like a little girl and I was like, would it be okay if, you know, I dated this guy? And he was like, I like him. He had a bunch of questions to follow, but I like him was what I came to the conclusion of.

How did Drew ask you?

So he made, so first of all, he got me all of my favorite roses from Trader Joe's because that's where I love to go to get flowers. The best. And then he made me this video of him coming here, put all my favorite Taylor Swift songs in it, and then the video kind of closed out, and then he looked at me and asked me if I wanted to be his girlfriend. Okay, that's very Lydia and very cute.

Very intentional.

Yeah, I liked it. It was very personal too.

Wow, wow, wow. And your dad took it well, huh?

Yeah.

Wow.

So he lives, I mean, a four-hour plane ride away. When do you guys plan to see each other next?

So he's coming in for his birthday in about three weeks, and then I'm going there. in like a month so for now we have a little bit of time where we know we're going to see each other

okay do you think that uh he will relocate or you would have to relocate i would think that maybe he

would have to but we haven't had those conversations yet interesting because he's originally from here right he's originally from this area is his family here no his mom and dad are in arizona with him

okay there was a part of the podcast that made me feel a tad uncomfortable on Friday yeah me too

do you know which part I'm going to talk about yeah and I would love for you to okay do you do you really know which one maybe I do actually I'll let you say what made you feel uncomfortable and

then I guess I can share what made me uncomfortable okay so there was a part of the podcast that made me feel uncomfortable when he was discussing uh megan and the uh when he first came into the studio and how i was like you know yeah you should date in uh that conversation you got to listen to it in the podcast true actually uh mentioned that i felt uncomfortable at that moment and and just felt weird about it because i didn't know the extent of the the conversation of or the People having crushes.

Right, the confusion of who was attracted to who in that circle. What made you uncomfortable?

When he said his true feelings, I just felt like, ah, we should put that out there.

Yeah, maybe you were probably sleeping at that point.

No, I was, I may have been bored in some moments, but I was never asleep.

No.

So what was it?

It was, for those that didn't hear it, it was basically like him calling out the fact that he had no interest at all in Meghan. Oh.

And do you think it was, did you kind of feel like he was putting Megan down? Yeah. I didn't like that. That's how y'all feel? Yeah. Okay. Okay. See, I took it kind of like he wanted to kind of lift Lydia up. Well, you know what I mean?

That's how I got into it. I think there was no intention to disrespect Megan. Right. Just the very little bit, with a little bit of time I've talked to Drew, that is not, does not seem like his personality.

And he definitely doesn't seem like that, kind of.

No, and he's not. I think he just felt like he had heard her side and then he just wanted to say his side of that. And I but I don't think that we had to really get into that. And him and I have had conversations about that. I won't get further into that. What made me uncomfortable is when my friend even asked if he could ask a question and I was being kind enough to allow him to do that. And then he went and brought up the nuts thing and stuff like that. And I just felt like he didn't really need to do that.

See, I thought that was Drew's buddy that you were talking about. You were trying to set Bianca when he did that.

No, he's one of my good friends, too. He's married to my best friend.

Because I saw him saying that when he said that. I was like, okay, no more shenanigans. Keep the mics away from these people.

I get what he was trying to do. It just didn't land. It just wasn't good. Yeah.

It just didn't land, right? Yeah. Listen to the podcast.

What happened to Drew's friend, though, that he was supposed to be bringing for Kaji? He's not coming. Nope. He's done.

Okay, so.

You're done.

That's it. Wait.

What happened that made it done? What's the story there? Although you did say on the air, Bianca, that you didn't find him attractive at all.

Yeah, I moved on to the next. No, I'm just kidding. I don't know. He just, I didn't vibe with him. I don't talk to him anymore. I kind of, we kind of ghosted each other and it's just not happening.

I'll find another two man. If you, if you listened back to the More Mojo podcast, you can hear a lot of the conversations about what we're talking about. Also, I teased this earlier. I would listen back as we discuss a lot of the changes that have happened on the show, including not just changes in the last six months, but changes over the last years, 25 years. The question was asked to me, which I thought was a really good question, was, is there any person that left the show that you wish would come back? And I actually said who I thought would be the person that I wish.

That was such a good question. I had a similar question, but it was going to be a little bit more messier than that. But after the question was asked, I was like, well, ain't no point asking mine now.

Was that a listener that asked that or Mike asked that? I think it was Mike. Mike asked that. Mike had some great stuff. I got to tell you, man, it's funny. I feel bad. Every time Mike comes to town, there's something crazy that goes on in my life where I wanted him and Allie to just kind of hang out and go to lunch or dinner or whatever, just kind of like be able to see them. They ended up spending the whole weekend because they went to Comic-Con and then they went to the Post Malone concert. but um it was actually really fun to have him share when Megan left the show and how he did not know that she was leaving had no you know idea but then I also shared the day that Megan resigned um which listeners never got a chance to ever hear about so there's a lot of uh a lot of stuff in this podcast the more mojo podcast live that you can get and I actually I expressed my feelings towards the fact that Megan didn't show up for this podcast or did not want to show up. And I stand by that. I wish she would have. But let's talk real quick about something. Let's talk. Hold on. I want to talk about can you at a certain age officially call each other boyfriend and girlfriend? Or is that just kind of something that only happens in high school? You know, because it seems very high school. We're now boyfriend and girlfriend. We decided we're going to say, I mean, come on. That seems maybe I'm just like at a point in my life where I'm like, you're crotch. If I was, no, if I was dating, if I was a single guy at my age and I'm dating right now, I'm not going to go, you're my girlfriend.

Can I tell you something? You say that, but until you clarify the status of the relationship, at some point that conversation has to happen.

You know how you know it when you guys are boning each other. That's not true. What's up, Jonathan? Hi.

Hi. I just want to say I've been listening to you guys for I don't know how long, years. Yes, Jonathan. And I came to realize Lydia is, she's a beautiful soul. She's a really nice person. And, again, this is just my opinion, but I think Lydia's too nice for a long distance because nine times out of ten, those don't really work. And, you know, I just don't want to see her, you know, get caught in that situation.

Do you think Lydia's going to get the bad end of that or the good end of that? What do you mean by that?

I hope not, but I think the bad end. I hope not. You know, I hope it works out, but long distance end.

Well, if she does, would you, as a fan of Lydia's, would you go to Arizona and beat the crap out of this guy, if that would happen?

I would. I would, if she wanted me to.

Kevin, I would be there.

I hope not. I hope not. She's just really nice, and I would hate to see that happen.

Don't break our girl's heart, right? Right? Yes. Yes, exactly. Thank you, Jonathan. Hold on. Frank wants to say something. What's up, Frank? How you doing?

Hey, good morning. First time in a long time. Hey! I just wanted to say, I guess, with Lydia having an official boyfriend now, Kevin's going to need a new mother-in-law.

No, Cyan's still my mother-in-law. What if you start dating Cyan? No, she got George. Cyan walked me over to Drew and was like, just so we're clear, this is my son-in-law. Really? No, she did not. I swear, I was like, it's all good, bro. No way, I didn't know she was. Yeah, Cyan's my dog.

Did she enjoy Drew? Because this was her spending a little bit more time.

Yes. She actually cried when he left because she loved how wonderful he was. And she thinks that this is like my person. So she was crying like tears of joy, which we could be moving fast at that rate when you're crying.

How do you think that your, like, priests and, you know, really the hardcore Chaldean families is going to feel about you with a non-Chaldean?

I hope that they're accepting. I mean, he's accepting of the Chaldean culture, so they should be accepting of him. I don't think my priests would have a problem. Do I think some of my family members will? Yeah, but I don't care.

Is he really like that?

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Does he, is he Catholic or has he got any, what do we know?

He was raised Catholic.

Okay. All right, so that's not bad.

He's like lukewarm. That's okay.

He's an omnivore.

We are expanding his horizons on the Catholicism.

You have to be his spiritual inspiration.

I'm working on that.

Yeah. No, it's kind of nice. Am I crazy in the idea? Some texters are saying that I am crazy. Mojo, you're crazy. They should be asking if they're boyfriend or girlfriend yet. But I think it's nuts. I mean, I get it. Lydia's young. She's 20-something years old. And Drew's how old? How old is... Oh, she's on the phone.

Sorry.

How old's Drew?

He's 24.

He's 24? Here, let me answer a phone call. Hello, Mojo in the morning. Are you worth picking up here on the air? What's going on? Yeah, I just want to say how I really miss Spike. For the phone scan, it was just amazing. You know what? We talked about that. We talked about that in the podcast. Go listen to the podcast. Yeah. Go listen to that podcast. I'm telling you, we talk about the phone scams. We talk about the people that have been on the show. If you don't listen to this podcast, you're making a huge mistake. If you're a mojo in the morning, long time, long time, you got to go listen to this podcast. There is nothing that was left unsaid in this podcast. And I will tell you this, that I've already gotten people that are former members of the show that reached out to me that heard the podcast. They went back and listened to it. I, to be quite honest with you, wouldn't listen to this podcast. You want to know why I wouldn't listen to it? It's two hours long. There's nothing. I don't even watch a movie at two hours. I watch TV shows that are, I want shows that I have a chance to pause it and come back to it.

But I'm saying, if you're a fan of the Mojo in the Morning Show, you want that behind-the-scenes extra stuff that you don't get on a normal day.

and this is for you.

It's too long.

You don't have to listen to it all at one time.

I had to. I wanted to know what it was. I was there and I don't even know what the hell happened. But I had some, I won't say who the former members are, but I had two former members of the show that reached out to me and they said, hey, I was listening to the podcast and I thought that it was good. They actually, the first thing that they said though was, yeah, your equipment's still about as bad as it's always.

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it is mojo in the morning back from the weekend And everybody have a good weekend. Yes. I did this weekend for me, and I know Shannon's had a big, busy weekend. Shannon's going to hate my story here in a second because her weekend was she did the Girl Scout camp.

Fifth grade Girl Scout trip from Friday until yesterday morning. Wow. So I was gone all weekend. Literally.

So that fifth grade camp was out in, like, the middle of?

Rothbury, Michigan. If you're familiar with Electric Forest, we were right there.

Really?

Yeah. Was it everything it was cracked up to be?

Honestly, Lucy had the time of her life, and actually the moms that I went with were really fun, so we had a good time. It was fun, but I was happy to get home yesterday and take a shower because I smelled like horses and campfire.

And I know that you were not looking forward to it, and I remember you also had said that you had your anniversary yesterday.

It was my one-year anniversary yesterday, so, yeah, Wes was wanting to plan, like, a weekend getaway for us, not realizing that I was going to be hanging with the horses.

So, when you come home smelling like a horse, do you kiss him right away, or do you go shower? Like, how is that?

I came up, I gave him a kiss, and he goes, I'm going to go hit golf balls for an hour and let you just kind of, he patted my head. He goes, do your thing. Go take a shower, and I'll be back in an hour. It was like fair.

You must have really smelled the horse. I stunk to high heaven.

God, it stank.

Yeah. By the way, that's when you know that is this love, if they'll make love to you when you smell like a horse manure.

I think that answer would have been no.

Not that. So this was mine. We started off with a big wedding. I went to a wedding where there was 500 people at this wedding on Friday. It was unreal. And I want to talk more about that coming up because it was, for those in the Detroit area, you know that it was a Chaldean family wedding. So this thing was big. And then Saturday, we had a couple of things going on, including Chelsea and I had some stuff that we had to do around the house, but then we also had some friends over and stuff. Sunday, we did nothing. We literally laid in bed the entire day, and we did a little bed rotting. Have you heard about this thing on social media? No. Bed rotting. I didn't know it had a name. I didn't know it was called bed rotting. Chelsea actually, after the fourth thing that we streamed, goes, you know what we did all day today with the kids like to call bed rotting. And I'm like, what is bed rotting? I never heard of this. So I Googled bed rotting and get bed rotting. Here's the description. Bed rotting is where a person stays in bed an entire day without engaging in a daily activity or chore. This concept or concept emphasizes taking time to reset, recharge and enjoy leisurely activities like watching TV, reading, not going to happen or scrolling through social media. Yes. Okay. we did nothing but we binged watched a bunch of stuff on netflix like we watched um you dears that uh we didn't watch you yet because i have not seen last in the end i have not seen last season yet same so i was going to dear zachary which was uh something that's a must watch i think you guys should all watch it it was it was about uh this guy that that was killed um the bad influence the uh dark side of kid influencing oh we started to watch that yeah That was actually pretty good. And if you want a good series to watch, we watched the Tina Fey and Steve Carell, The Four Seasons. That was really good. It's worth, I think, Shannon has got you written all over it.

I love Steve Carell too.

You, oh my, by the way, I actually said this to Chelsea. I go, I go, uh, Shannon says that Steve Carell has, uh, has aged, uh, uh, better looking than he was, than he was before. And, um, and she goes, you want me to say that I, that like, she basically thought that I was teeing her up for me to say, well, you have aged, you know, better than you did before. And I'm like waiting and waiting and waiting. And she's like, all right, next episode. But it was the best. Has anybody ever done this before? Have you ever done the, we're just going to lay in bed all day? And is there anybody that's ever done it more than a day? Because I will hear stories sometimes of people that will hang all weekend and do nothing but hang all weekend. And they'll just stay in bed and they'll, you know, just do nothing. They won't shower. They'll play video games. They'll watch, you know, binge watch anything that they can find. And I'm like going, how do you guys find the time to do that? But yesterday was the time for us. I'm so jealous. Have you ever done that? We've done it a couple of times, but it was usually because we're not feeling good. I think weather always still plays a part. Like, weather yesterday was not a great weather day. But I've never done the whole day. Like, we door dashed three times. We door dashed Starbucks in the morning. We door dashed lunch from Chipotle in the afternoon. And then we door dashed J. Alexander's for dinner. Three door dashes.

That sounds like a dream day. I cannot wait to have one of those. I don't know when in this season of my life I will, but that sounds glorious.

Kick the kids out of the house. Send them over to dad's house. Tell Wes that you guys are doing nothing around the house because I know he's one of those guys that likes to accomplish stuff.

Always. Even if we do have like somewhat of a free day, he feels like he needs to get up at 645 and get moving.

Tell him golf can wait. He can wait on that. Smell like a horse. I don't know. What's up, Chrissy? How you doing?

I'm good. How are you?

Good. Have you ever did a little bed rotting?

Yeah, absolutely. But I call it Goblin Day. Goblin Day. Because I just don't get fully dressed. I don't leave the house. Like, just don't look at me. It's Goblin Day.

Oh, my gosh. Our dogs looked at us at one point and said, are you guys okay? They kind of had this thing, like, where they were wondering, like, what was going to go on? You know what I mean? And when they would, we would take turns on who was taking them out. We would get up, and one would do it, and I'd be like, it's your turn this time. You know what I mean? What's up, Amy? How you doing?

Hi. Good morning. How are you guys? We're great. What's up, Amy? Good morning. So my brother and I, my brother-in-law and I, who are besties, just did one of these days not too long ago. No, we were not in bed together. We were out on the couch. I was going to say, hold on. And we, absolutely not. We finished the whole new season of White Lotus, and it was great. We started about, like, noon.

Yeah.

We watched a few episodes, laughed and got some snacks, came back, watched a few more, laughed and got ice cream, came back, and about 10.30, we were finally through it.

What did you think of that dad in White Lotus? Did you like that dad in White Lotus?

That dad, he wasn't my favorite, but he grew on me towards the end.

Yeah. Quick question, because we all thought this. Your brother-in-law and you are that close that you guys do stuff like this? Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's one of my best friends. Okay, so what about this? Is it your sister's husband?

No, it's my, the other way around. So my boyfriend's brother.

Your boyfriend's brother. Something tells me something's going on here. Is there anything going on between the two of you guys?

Are you? Absolutely not. No way.

Why are you not doing it with your boyfriend, though? Why is he not part of this thing? Where's he at?

I think he was golfing that day, actually. I don't know what he was doing.

You don't know what your boyfriend was doing, but you know what his brother was doing.

Quick question for you, Amy. Honestly, nobody knows who you are. It's so early. Nobody can figure this thing out. Which one of them is a better lover?

Oh, my God. There's no competition. It's only my boyfriend. I would never do that.

Okay. All right. I'm just making sure. All right. Which one's a better binge watcher?

My boyfriend doesn't really like to watch TV a whole lot.

Okay. All right. I get it.

He's not a TV kind of guy.

You guys should have a thruple, the two brothers and...

No, thank you. Okay. Thank you for the offer.

All right. Thanks, Amy. I appreciate it.

Take care of yourself. That's insane. Isn't that wild? I wonder whose idea it was. Hey, come over. Let's just sit in the bed and watch.

If Wes came home and found me in bed with his brother, I just can't even imagine what that reaction would be.

By the way, I'm telling you, that is the story of A War of the Roses right there. Immediately.

The only person nicer than a guy trying to sleep with you is a guy trying to sleep with you for the first time. This is Mojo in the Morning.

It's the second date update on Mojo in the Morning.

Why are you not getting a call back after you went on a date? We're going to find out. Second date update right now. So Mia is getting ghosted after what she said was a great date. So Mia, you guys went back and did you go back to his place to go eat? Is that right? What I'm understanding?

Yes, yes.

So he actually cooked you a meal at his place.

Yeah, that was our first, yes, that was our first date. We went back to his house and he cooked me some dinner and it was great. Everything was well. And then, and I, yeah. And then all of a sudden, you know, we didn't do sex or anything. We did other things. And after that I left and I hadn't heard from him since.

Wow. So you got a, you got a meal from him and kind of like fooled around a little bit. You guys left or you left. He has not called you back and you're wondering what's going on.

Yes.

All right. We're going to find out what's happening. How was the meal? Was it good?

It was so good. It was my favorite meal.

Okay.

Did you ask for ginger ale? No, Coca-Cola.

I like it. That's better. Hayden, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hi. Hello.

Hey, Hayden, will you say hello to Mia?

Hi.

Hi. So, Hayden, Mia called us up to tell us about the date. Are you purposely not calling her back, or have you just been busy? Well. That's a yes or no. It's not like why. Are you not calling her back because you're. Did something happen that you're not interested in?

Yeah. All right. Yeah, there is a reason. Okay. What is that? um um i mean so like we had our date or whatever it was great like i mean i liked her a lot um and then i found out afterwards i was i don't know i don't know if i want to talk about this

you know what's wrong i thought we had a great time together everything was okay you know

yeah no i had you're cool i had a good time with you um but all right all right so

wait just tell us what's what what is what is going on and and she wants to know exactly her her her goal is to find out the truth of what's going on and that's why mia contacted us and her goal is that she wants you to be as honest as possible right mia you don't want him to to not not tell the truth what what happened hayden all right so afterwards um i was talking

to my brother um and about like the date and then he mentioned that this girl that i just went out

with used to hook up with him so your brother your brother dated mia at one point i mean all

he said is that they used to hook up i don't know yeah we hooked up we hooked up a couple times

oh that is i feel like that needs to be known information it was it was years ago though

so wait so hey so you knew that hayden's brother and and yourself knew each other did you guys not even have a conversation like hey i know your brother well i met him so it never got brought up at all that you guys had a mutual friend, and that friend happened to be Hayden's brother. Is it your older brother or younger brother, Hayden? How close? My older brother. So your older brother and Mia, and how long ago was it, Mia? A few years ago. It's our last night, Khalifa. So it was within a few years that you had kind of had a relationship with his brother. How long of a relationship was it, Mia? Or how long of a hookup was it?

A couple months.

So you guys were together for a couple of months or hooking up for a couple months?

Hooking up for a couple of months. I never dated him. It was just purely hookups. But there's still a history there.

What did he... Yeah. What else did you have to say about her?

I mean, he said that she was cool. whatever he didn't go into like too much detail about it but it's just like i it's just too weird

like i can't i can't do it i'm sorry i'm feeling bro you would not uh want to be that's too close man i can't be because every time i see them in the same room together that's the only thing i'm gonna be thinking of i'm not i'm not mature enough to not think about it by the way my favorite Even during, I would feel like I.

would be thinking about it i don't know everybody everybody's calling up with the same comment here trucker kenny what'd you want to say yo hello yeah we're listening what's up say it kenny oh yeah we can hear you bro i got you kenny you there my bad my bad my bad breaker one nine breaker one nine what's up yo so this is like some real life eskimo brother type stuff yeah That's right, exactly.

Would that bother you, Kenny?

I mean, yeah, because I'm not trying to double dip in something that my older brother has already kind of dipped his toes into.

I think I would have a harder time with it being my real brother than my buddies who are my brothers. Oh, yeah.

Me and my brother, we came out the same vagina. We're not trying to go in one.

Oh, Jesus.

God.

We need a break. Do we have a commercial break coming up here in a second so I can go over there and poke him in the eye? Yeah, you do not want to share. From a guy that has two brothers, I definitely don't want to be sharing. You know what I mean? That would be weird. I always think it's weird. I remember, what was it, Joe Biden's son, Hunter? Oh, yes. That he was with his brother's wife. I'm like, that is craziness. I just think that that just seems odd to me. And Mia, I think that the problem was You should have said something And Hayden, if she did Would that have ended the date right there? Yeah, I think it probably would have I mean, I would have had a hard time with that

He saw like he's trying to date Like, be a serious, you know, date He's dating for a purpose Not just to

Making dinner?

Yeah

Shannon, for girls Would this be a tough one too? Yes You have sisters Could you date the same person? No

Nope

I couldn't even date

Let alone hook up with I couldn't even date the same person

Yeah. Tiffany, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning. Second date update. Hayden found out that his brother dated the girl that he went on a date with. What are your thoughts?

So I had this actually happen to me. I started dating a guy, and we were on a family trip with his family. And come to find out, we were sitting there, and he told me about this girl he used to date. And, yeah, it's my little sister. Oh, boy.

And what did you do?

What was his reaction when he figured that out? I don't know how he couldn't because we had the same last name, but he said, oh, you guys don't look anything alike. And yeah, I broke it off immediately. He knew. Yeah, it was gross. Nope, I wasn't going there.

Yeah, that's weird. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. My favorite of the text messages here going, how could she actually have been over at his place, noticed probably pictures that he's got and not said anything that to me is odd like the whole idea that she kind of is keeping it quiet and then hayden is your brother rubbing it in about you getting sloppy seconds because everybody's texting about the sloppy seconds too no he just honestly he just feels bad for me more than anything yeah brianna what's up it's Mojo in the morning.

Hi, yes. I was just calling because you guys were talking about people having sex with other people at the same time. So I had a boyfriend, and my sister actually had sex with him first. And I didn't know about it until after we started dating. So after I found out, obviously we were in a relationship, so I had to let it go. But it was very, very, very uncomfortable.

Did he know when he was having sex with you that he had already had sex with your sister?

Absolutely.

Oh, my God.

I've done that before.

You've dated two sisters?

We weren't dating, but I've had sex with two sisters.

You've had sex with two sisters? Knowingly.

Yeah.

Did you tell them I had a time?

The second one knew it, too. And she was down? Yeah.

That's weird.

She knew. My homie invited some sisters over so we could run a two-man. I had the one sister in the room. He had the other one. And then the other sister doubled back, like, a couple days later.

But those are freaks. That's honest. Are they real sisters or, like, just saying they're sisters? Yeah, they were the same last name and everything. I don't know. Dwayne, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi, Dwayne.

I don't know who they are.

Good morning.

Morning.

I said a Texan, but there's too many fish in the sea to be swimming in the same fishbowl.

That is a great way to put it, my friend.

That is really good.

My brother actually married a girl that I dated, and the entire time that they were married, she used to mess with them saying, are you guys sure you're brothers? because he is way bigger than he is.

Oh, my God. No. Oh, my God. That's the problem right there. I wouldn't want to get compared. I know I'd lose. What's up, Initial A? Hi.

What's going on, man? Yeah.

I dated these two chicks in Detroit, and, you know, they were sisters. I called them the double H-pop sisters.

Okay. Should I even ask you what that means? I don't think so.

I'm kind of curious, but I'm scared.

Yeah.

So I'm sure you know. They're both legs cut.

Oh, big boobs. Oh, okay. Oh, okay. So, yeah, they're breast sizes. All right. And so you called them that, and you dated them both at the same time? Are they the same girls that Kev was hanging out with?

I don't know. They could be.

Cav, what is the first letter of their last name?

I think it's a B.

A B.

Okay, no, it was a different letter.

No. Do the sisters ever ask you after you were with both of them which one was better?

Yeah, the older one asked me. She's like, did you do anything with my sister? I'm like, yeah. She's like, well, I'm going to make it better.

Oh, my God. Detroit girls don't play. Holy cow.

that's amazing

alright well thank you for the call initial A by the way are you voice disguised right now because you're still with one of the sisters and you just don't want them to know that you called us

uh nah I just like I shouldn't have asked him that question

I shouldn't have asked him that question oh dump that make sure that that dump worked by the way Zach okay because otherwise that was a bad dump that didn't work because our dumper was not working last week. All right, second date update.

This is the home of the dirty on the 30. Throwback, throwdown. Second date update. And War of the Roses. This is Mojo in the Morning.

It's Mojo in the Morning. This is pretty wild. We were just talking before we opened up the mics and got things started here this morning. This summer, Shannon is going to be taking her honeymoon. They didn't do a honeymoon last year. Yes. They didn't do it when they got married. They put it off because they had so much other stuff going on. I think this is kind of a- Can I, well, can I be honest with you? I'm starting to see more people in second marriages do this where they're not, they're kind of like, all right, we're going to get married and then we'll do the party later or we'll do the honeymoon later. So they kind of like.

Kind of gives you something to look forward to. Yeah. Yeah.

And then it gives you a chance to kind of plan it and see if it really works out. So, you know what I mean? You know, just in case. So you don't have to buy the insurance plan.

I never buy the insurance plan. I mean, we haven't, we, speaking of planning and insurance plans, we hadn't done anything. We still haven't really done anything. We have flights and this is exactly four weeks away. We are so last minute, you guys. We thought that we would have all this time to plan. And well, we did have all this time to plan. We knew where we wanted to go. It's just life got in the way. And then all of a sudden Wes got home really, really late last night. and I looked at him, I'm like, look, we have exactly a month and we have zero plans at this point except for our flights. We've got to book hotels. We've got to get a rental car. We've got to do all the things. We have done nothing, you guys, which is so not me.

So you bought, wait, you bought airline tickets. So you're flying somewhere. Yes. But you haven't, you have no hotel stay and you're not, you're not staying. We're going out of the country, by the way.

And we're not staying in one spot. It's not like we're going to a destination and we're going to spend a week there. We're kind of traveling a lot because we want to see a lot of the things in this area. And so it's going to require like a rental car. We need to buy train tickets. I don't know how this is going to go.

Wes has done mission trips. So he's good being in like, you know, circumstances that aren't the poshiest, I guess to use a word. Are you good with staying like your trip houses? I am so busy.

You need the four C's. And I have no shame in admitting that. Like, every time you guys are like, let's go on a show camping trip, I already know I'm busy that weekend.

Yeah. I am, too. Yeah, I know. I don't want any of that stuff.

Y'all could glamp.

Yeah.

No. So, are you in charge of the hotel? Like, is that your responsibility of it? Because it sounds like you're going Airbnb style at this point.

We haven't. We didn't really divide duties. And Wes is a crazy planner, too. Normally, when he goes on a trip, he's got 18 tabs open on his computer of all of the different hotel options and things to do and Airbnbs, to your point. And I actually hate planning trips with him because I'm like, just pick one. And that's fine. We're good. You know, we've got a place. But this is very last minute.

It's wild because I would have, like, stomach issues. I'm in panic mode. Well, what do you do if you find out that there's nothing that you can do, like everything's booked up? Because there is the, you know, and you're going where to Europe, right? Yes. There's like been stories about how busy the travel.

travel's been there like there's a lot of people that are that are going away you know it's cheaper in some cases to go to out of the country than it is to stay in the country because of air travel here in the country is so expensive right now that's actually very very true yeah like like they say that flying to florida is more expensive right now you could get a trip you could get a

flight to rome i'm not joking when i say this you could get a flight to rome cheaper than my in some

cases for cheaper than going to miami i swear on my life that's because y'all don't fly spirit well that's the problem that's because y'all don't fly spirit you fly spirit or what's the other airline that frontier hey i'm trying to get there i don't care how you get there any of any of the airlines that uh are the greyhound of the sky i like that yeah so but you need your tv and popcorn but i i will say this though my brother is one of those guys my brother is one of those people that out of the blue will go yeah i'm going to spain this weekend and you're like what and he's like but he'll he'll go and he's actually traveled numerous times but he lives in mexico so he's you know he's already kind of doing crazy stuff down there he's with the cartel and everything but he he'll go to spain and he'll

not even have a hotel he'll book it on the plane that gives me such massive anxiety and i have to tell you we're not going to a major city we're going to like the country because that's what i wanted to do i just want to go somewhere and very much relax so it's not like there are hundreds of hotel options even last night i started to look and i'm like wes everything is booked so it's probably we are probably going to have to do airbnb or something did you see airbnb has rules

for memorial day weekend there's like these all these things now because there's so many people that book an Airbnb just to throw a party. So they put all these stipulations in now where you cannot book an Airbnb just for like a day or for two days. You have to like have multiple days on there where they're making that less likely of you to be like the high school, college age people that book parties. What's going on, Allie? You there? Good morning, guys. Good morning. Hi. I know what Allie's going to say here right now because I'm looking up at the board. This is the go-to for anybody. Go ahead.

What? Use ChatGPT. Put in where you're going, how long you want to stay. I did not even think about that.

Everybody's letting ChatGPT rule their lives. It's not a bad idea. That's an interesting idea. Literally.

It plans it down. It'll plan your meals. It'll tell you where to stay. It'll tell you what to do, what's going on, events going on, and everything.

Can we have ChatGPT plan our show for a day once? You probably could. Where we can say, ChatGPT, plan all of our conversation that we're going to have. And we have to go off of ChatGPT. Yeah. We should do that one morning next week, Lydia. We come up with some of these ideas, and I think we should follow through on it just to see what kind of an idea it has for us. Or maybe an hour or something. Maybe we don't do a whole show. Allie, have you ever ChatGPT-ed a trip? And if so, where?

Yes. I am going to Salem this fall, and I have ChatGPT-ed all of it already. That's going to be a cool trip. 30 planned books.

Salem.

Yeah.

Or Halloween. Where the witches are.

yes exactly i like it are you into that are you into the

weekend or whatever what is it not really i just want to go to salem is basically what it comes down to good for you for planning

in may and not three weeks before where is salem i don't even know where massachusetts i think there is a salem oregon that's where the witch is at no salem massachusetts is where the witches are at Nah, bro, because when I was watching Casper, I was like, that's where they had the witches in. Okay, that's a movie, and Devin Sawa was very cute in that movie. Anybody who's my age remembers that scene, can I keep you? Salem is the capital city of Oregon. That's great, but the witches are in Massachusetts.

There's witches all over the place, Shannon. You're not relegated to one area.

The Salem Witch Trials is in Massachusetts.

Just don't have Kevin planned. You're going to go to the wrong state. This is the same guy that travels on Spirit. Neither new nor improved, but still better than the rest. Just Mojo in the Morning. Back to Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. I've talked about my dad before on the show. Guy was a great guy. Did a really nice job raising six kids. Had to raise most of us without my mom there because she had passed at one of my early ages. I was like 14 years old when she died. But he did as good a job as he could have. Well, now we're finding out some stories. This guy's got some skeletons in this closet, possibly. Remember after he died, I told you guys how we found out that my dad was married before my mom. And my mom and him kept it secret because my mom was like ultra Catholic and didn't want us to think that my dad.

had been married before and divorced because divorce obviously is not like it is now. Now it seems like everybody is, you know, got divorced in their family. Back then it was a lot less, right?

How long was he married?

He was only married for, I think, three or two or three years or something like that. I didn't know this until just recently. He was married to a woman who came over to the United States with him. This is crazy. Yes. And then they divorced and she went back. That's what my brother Bill was telling me a story. To Cuba. Yeah. Now, listen to this one. If anybody's had this happen to them, you've got to call me up and tell me how you're dealing with it in your family because we're still trying to figure this out. My brother Bill got friend requested by a woman who has the same last name as us. And my brother thought it was very interesting because it's not like it's a common name like Smith. You know what I mean? It's a name that's of Spanish descent. Uh, and so my brother accepts the friend request cause he's thinking to himself, maybe she's like a cousin or something. He's having conversations with this woman who is older, way older than, than Bill and way older than me. Cause I'm even the youngest in the family. She's even older than my oldest sister, Mary Jo, which there's six of us. They're talking and he's asking questions like, are you related to us? And through their conversations, she explains that her father left her when she was a baby and that she's never known her dad, but she's only had relationships with her mom and that she doesn't know the dad's family very well. And she's not reaching out to Bill because she's thinking that Bill or Guillermo, as he is, you know, that's Spanish. Yeah, Spanish for William. For real? Yeah. Okay, for William. So she's basically just wanting to know more people that have the same name, and she wants to know some people that live in the States, and Bill lives also in Mexico, too. So long story short, the timeline kind of adds up. And the worst part of this, and actually not the worst, because I think it's actually great. I think it would be awesome if this was the case. bill sends a picture of what this woman looks like side by side with a picture of my beloved father antonio and the woman it looks like my dad's it's basically dressed as a woman

There is no doubt that there is a relation there.

Guillermo got to go swab that lady mouth. Y'all got to do a DNA test, bro.

Now, wait a second. So she obviously knows who her mom is. Do you know who your dad's ex-wife is?

No, we never. So my brother went to go to Cuba, and he met my cousins. Because my dad only had a sister. And my grandparents died, so I never got to meet them. My aunt, I never got to meet either. It's passed. But my brother has met my aunt's children, you know, so my cousins. And so they were the ones that were showing Bill old pictures of my dad. And that's when he came across a picture of my dad in a tuxedo with a woman in a wedding dress. And it wasn't my mom.

Isn't that crazy? So you need to get your hands on that picture and send it to this woman and say, is this your mom?

Right. Swabber. And find out. But here's the wildest part. The funniest is my brother Bill laughs because I told you guys this. My dad died and we didn't get anything, like in the will. Everything went right to his wife. Old girl? No. Oh, your mama? No. No. When my mom died, my dad remarried again. Gotcha. So I guess my dad's been married three times now. Right. Well, everything went to her because Sue was still alive, so she got everything. So we never got anything from my dad. Can you believe that? So my brother Bill laughed and said, well, if she's thinking she's getting anything from her mom. He's not getting anything.

How are we going to figure this out?

I don't know. I feel like, I know he's not doing it anymore, but is there any way that we can find out from Maury if there's any way? Could you imagine doing like a Maury episode of this?

Did Bill say to her, hey, you could be my sister, or did he just send this to your group chat and leave it at that?

No, so Bill sent it, and this is the funniest part, he sent it to Aunt Pat. And for those that don't know, for those that don't know, my sister Pat is like neurotic and semi-crazy. All right? I love her to death.

She's not crazy.

She's a little nuts.

She's a semi.

She's not crazy. She's a little nuts. And so what ends up happening with Pat is Pat thinks this is funny as hell and loving every minute of it. My oldest sister, Mary Jo, and my oldest brother, Tony, are not excited about this at all.

They do not

I'd be so upset I'd be so upset

They don't like this idea They think that this is Pat are you there Pat

Yeah I'm here how are you Congratulations on your new sister

My sister

Yeah The twin Actually that's the wait hold on tell the answer This woman is not An only child she's a twin There's a second one My dad had possibly twins. We've got to figure this out. Pat, tell us. Yeah. How are you not crazy? I thought out of all the siblings, you would be the one so crazy going, no, Tom, this is not, you know, the case.

Well, you know what? It's called life, and right now it's not true, but Billy's going to go to Cuba and find out. He is.

Okay. What do you mean it's not true? How do you think it's not true?

Well, because Billy talked to her, but, you know, she's going to talk to the sister, the twin, because she says the sister is a little more with it.

Wait, so does he think that this woman's a little nuts or something?

No, no, no. He thinks she's very nice.

Really?

No, but maybe she's, you know, I don't know. She's scared. It doesn't matter anyway. So he's actually going to Cuba to meet her.

Yeah.

She's going to come and live with Michigan.

You think Chelsea and I have extra room for this woman, for my sister? I think. What's her name, by the way? Do we know what her name is?

Yeah, her name is, oh, my God. Why does it keep leaving my mind? Her sister is Maria.

Yeah.

And her name is, oh, my God. She just woke me up, you know.

is there what would you do if her name her her name was pat and my dad had two pats oh

no her name's not patch actually her name is one of my favorite names of uh so favorite you can't remember it yeah because i just woke up i had i had uh shots in my knees yesterday so hey how are you feeling i'm feeling good pat i'm doing great do you care more about me

your real brother or your somewhat sister?

Well, I think that it's going to affect Mary Jo the most because Mary Jo always liked to be the bossy big sister.

Can you imagine? Now she's a middle child. Hold on a second. Jessica, are you there?

Hi, Mojo.

Hey, I might have more family, Jessica. You heard of this?

Hey, I'm a first-time caller, a long-time listener. Hey. what's happening oh thank you hey so i just found some sisters too really like so how did it happen for you so my brother saw an ad i am like from i have a one brother that i grew up with he saw an ad like hey find out about yourself on 23andme he's like that sounds so cool so he did it and then that warning comes up right hey you're about to see some information you might not be chill with and he's like oh no i'm cool and he found a bunch of brothers oh my god so i was like i better do mine and then at first i found three sisters found that i'm only half sister with my brother and after that i found already found another sister and another brother but we were like oh my god we better not talk to dad because what if dad doesn't know about this so we talked to mom and it found out that we were both donor-conceived.

Oh, wow, that's interesting.

And they just totally forgot to tell us.

See, that to me is, that's actually a nice story, but it's different than this, that my dad out there sowing a seed with somebody else and never told us about it.

Yeah.

That's a wild one. I think 23andMe must bring a lot of people new siblings. What's up, Karen? Are you there?

Yeah.

Karen, you found out you had a secret sibling?

Two.

What? Like me? Twins?

Yes.

Wow.

Like a girl.

Was it social media or like a 23andMe that did it?

No, we found out when my mom and dad have passed away now. But she was my godfather. And she and my father had an affair. And I remember walking into the room where we go every weekend to the pool, and we go every weekend and visit them, and they were called our cousins and stuff like that. It's like we have really good close friends. They become aunt and uncle and friends, and it's my godmother. Well, I walked in on them, my dad and her, naked during the pool party.

And I'm like, what the heck? Like, what? So I have...

Wait, your dad impregnated her at the pool party. Yeah. This is crazy. It's crazy. First off, you have two parts of that story. That story is way better than my story. The woman is also your godmother. Like, that's the craziest thing. And your dad got her pregnant. I wonder why they hide it for such a long time. probably to keep the marriage together, huh? I don't, man.

I just saw that on Lifetime.

Did you really? Yeah. Pat, did you figure out what the name was of our sister? I feel bad.

Amelia.

Was it?

Amelia. Amelia.

That is beautiful. What a beautiful name. It is. Amelia.

Or Amelia. At least it's Amelia.

Amelia. My brother Bill is so funny. I talked to him the other day, and he's like, yeah, so I'm thinking about doing this. I'm going to go to Cuba, and I'm going to go there and find out all this dirt on Dad, but I'm going to tell Mary Jo and Tony, because they're so upset about the whole thing, I said, we need to have a family reunion, like a good old-fashioned picnic, you know? In Cuba. In Cuba, you know? By the way, anybody listening to this on the iHeartRadio app in Cuba, do you know an Amelia? Will you call us up? Do you think they have the iHeartRadio app in Cuba? I'm sure they do. Sadie, what's up? Hi, Sadie.

hi okay so this is crazy brace yourself try to follow um okay so i never really knew my dad i only met him like twice he lived in arizona so my whole life growing up i knew i had my sister delaney that lived in arizona we were always in touch my dad was like an over the phone dad well so when i was like really young there was like always like this rumor that we had this other sister and I always thought that her name was Haley and my whole life my mom had this little teeny teeny picture that like belonged like in a locket yeah her jewelry box and I'd seen it my whole life well when I was a freshman in high school I was getting ready for homecoming and I found this picture and like I had asked my dad about my quote-unquote sister Haley like throughout my life and he always said that she lived in Oklahoma and never would give me details about her well so my freshman year of high school i'm getting ready for homecoming and i find this little picture and i asked my mom like who is this and my nonchalantly my mom's like oh that's your sister and i'm like wait what well this is like right when like aol was like starting like people search like starting to come big and so i did a little people search and um i ended up finding her grandmother which is like a very she had a very unique name and um so i ended up reaching out to her and she's like she doesn't have any sisters like thinking i'm this crazy person long story short i end up connecting with her turns out we're seven months apart i grew up in birmingham she grew up in waterford um we ended up meeting we're sisters we didn't meet until we were like 15 wow and like i mean we're sisters now it's crazy because we never had met each other we had mutual friends she went to the same school as my cousin Oh, my God.

Isn't it? And all the names are similar, too, like Sadie, what are the other names?

Sadie, Kaylee, and Delaney. Wow.

Sadie, Kaylee, and Delaney. Unreal.

Delaney always lived in Arizona, and so Kaylee and I lived, you know, 15 minutes away from each other. Yeah, and you could have seen each other. That was crazy. Yeah, we met when we were 15. We graduated high school the same year. And, like, now, present day, like, all three of us, we're sisters. Our dad ended up passing away when I was, like, 17. And so, like, we never got to. And there's more of us out there. Like, there's so many weird family secrets. Like, apparently we have another brother. Oh, jeez. Yeah.

Your dad got around. Your dad was out there having fun. Yeah, he really did. I wonder where. It's funny because.

But his are all, well, that we know of. Not known, right?

Dad was hanging out at Market in Birmingham. That's where he was meeting all these women. Real quick, Pat, we got to find out more about this woman because I'm telling you.

Right now, she's not our sister, but it's kind of a fun story.

Wait, why do you say not our sister? I think she's our sister. She looks exactly like Dad.

Yeah, I think she might be. She might have some of the same blood thing. But the problem is that she's related to us. If she's related to us, she's related to us from dad's mother. Dad's mother wasn't a Carballo.

Oh, okay. Well, I don't know what that means to any of this, but here's the story, though, Pat. We got a sister that's out there, and she hasn't done her chores. We have all worked hard and never had any. I won.

to know for make up for a lost time i need i need that's all i need in my life is another sister in

my life we can't we're not we're not splitting our inheritance with her yeah no i already told

these guys we got zero we got nothing from dad family meeting that story i'm telling you it's unreal all right well i'll talk to you later pat bye go back to sleep you guys have a good day

you were the mistress before being the girlfriend oh that'll work another world famous war in the roses happens at 7 40 on mojo in the morning

all right mojo in the morning yeah good to have you here give me an extra yeah yeah uh this is interesting i didn't know this you had a doctor's appointment or something yeah so no so today so

today uh and i feel like i have good skin like i'm not like i don't look in the mirror and i'm like oh my god here's a blemish here's a mark but i do have some dark marks that are on my forehead and they've popped up before and some of them are in the form of like pimples or some are just like bumps that seem to go away but they may still leave a dark mark and i'm like man i need to figure this out i'm on camera more i'm a little self-conscious about it like let me get my skin together started my own little at-home skincare routine got my face wash got my toner got my moisturizer doing my things and the melanin is glowing and i'm growing and i'm blooming and i'm blossoming and i'm feeling amazing but it's still some trouble areas i want to take care of so put on my instagram story let me know about some great estheticians this one girl who listens to the show dme didn't realize she was as a addition she like hello i'm like wow i'm gonna come see you sends me the patient intake form or whatever and it comes down to the point where i have to put an emergency contact and I'm like damn I don't have a girlfriend I don't have a significant other 35 years old should I still be putting my mom that's like the only person I can think of that's

like my emergency person wait so your emergency contact is your mom at 35 who else is he gonna be Your sister?

What about Melinda? Hell no. Your sister would be worse than your mom.

She wouldn't answer the phone. It is interesting. Does that make you look like you're, you know, you haven't grown up, that your mom is your emergency contact?

That's how it makes me feel. It makes me feel like, and we talk about these, I don't want to say like society makes you feel like you have to be here at a certain age, right? Like, got to go to college, got to get married, that whole thing. But I feel like at 35, I should have an emergency contact that's not my mom.

Is there anybody listening that would like to be Kev's emergency contact? 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Actually, I'd like to know, is there any grown-ass adults that have their mom as their emergency contact, too? Like, that's interesting. I always end up putting my wife as my emergency contact. She doesn't use me always as her emergency contact. So, Chelsea is actually used as her emergency contact some of her best girlfriends.

Yeah.

Have you done this, too?

I don't use my best girlfriends, but I use my sister Jacqueline a ton as my emergency contact. Just because I feel like Wes is responsible, but Jacqueline's really responsible.

Wow. So what happens in your mind where you make that decision is like, I'm not going to go with my spouse?

It's usually that their spouse is not responsible, like Shannon just said, or something. I don't know. I don't know. Maybe she thinks that I won't answer the phone or something.

But if you do it sometimes, why not do it all the time?

Yeah. How often is the emergency contact ever contacted?

I know.

That's true.

That's true, too.

Brittany, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. Hi.

kev don't feel bad i'm 33 i'm married but my emergency contact will always be my mother

why not you're married to mom mom yeah why why are you not using your husband he doesn't pick the phone up ever so i can't rely on him that's funny so so britney uh have they ever had to call

your mom for anything oh no thankfully not but i mean he's my backup emergency contact but my mom

is way more reliable you have kids yes i have a one-year-old so when the so okay so your kid's not in school yet to ask this question but when your kids start going to school they'll ask you for people to put on the list and chelsea actually had my neighbor britney down the street from the house on the list for luke before she had me on there yeah so they would call britney because britain was brit's a stay-at-home mom and so they figured that brit will actually answer the phone more than me answering the phone here at the radio station. Sean, what's going on?

Hey, how's it going? Good morning.

Good morning. What's happening, buddy?

Hey, not much, but when you were talking about the emergency contacts, it's funny to me, my dad's 80 years old, and I use my dad and my wife as my emergency contacts. What do you think your dad is going to do at 80 years old? Mainly because I need somebody that I know will answer the phone if something happens. Yeah, yeah.

But the 80-year-old will answer the phone, but he's not going to be able to get to you. He'll be like.

Good luck, Sean. That's funny. Have a great day, buddy. We'll see you, Sean. You too. Bye. What's going on, Amanda? Hi.

Hi.

What's happening, Amanda?

So I work in postpartum at the hospital, you know, moms that come in and have their babies. Yeah. And a lot of times you would think like their husband or like the dad would be their emergency contact, but a lot of the times it's honestly their mom or their dad.

Interesting. Yeah. So they, okay, so they're doing this more often than we think about.

Yeah, I mean, and we have moms ranging from, like, 18 up to, like, in their 40s. So, and a lot of them have their own parents instead of their spouse as their emergency contact.

When it comes to something like having a baby, though, I kind of get that you want your mom to be that emergency contact, too.

Oh, yeah, I'd rather call my mom than my husband. You know? That's so mean.

Amanda, would you be Kev's emergency contact?

Why not? See, I don't want that kind of response.

Yeah. Maybe. I guess. Why not? Yeah. You know who texted me and said she'd do it that I think we would all agree would be a great person? Who? Lydia's mom. Oh, my God. She would be the best. Isn't that funny? She would drop everything. Relationship to you. Lydia's mom.

Can I tell you something, though, for anybody who, you know how sometimes you go to certain doctors and you only have to fill out all of your medical forms every couple of years when they're doing an update or whatever? I just had one recently where they handed it to me, and I'm thinking, why do they make me do this? I told the lady, nothing has changed. And then as I'm going through it, I had my ex-husband as my emergency contact, and I went, holy Jesus, God, thank you. Thank God I went through this, or he would have gotten all of my information.

Listen to this one. This is a wild one. Derek, you there? Yes, yes, yes.

Morning.

Hey, tell everybody who you have as your emergency contact.

look here i am 45 years old i'm married and my 12 year old son is my emergency no way why there is no way because my wife does not answer the phone my wife is the person my wife is the person if you're having an emergency right now she's on the phone with somebody else she will not click over she won't be not answering the phone i will I will not put her as my emergency contact because I'll be laying dead somewhere. 12 years old. My 12-year-old son, he can be at school and he will answer his phone for me. That's great.

By the way, you ever call your 12-year-old son to tell him to tell mom to answer the phone?

Hold on. What is that in my voice? I'm about to call your emergency contact. What's going on in your throat?

WKQI Detroit. WSNX Muskegon Grand Rapids. WVKS Toledo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Oh, Mojo, he's amazing.

Live. Mojo in the morning. I had the most interesting day yesterday, and today I think is going to be equally as interesting. I had surgery, so I have no ability to be able to use my left arm. I have it in a sling here right now. And I did not know this until they told me, but after surgery I thought I couldn't drive for like a couple of days just because of medication I was taking and, you know, the fact that I was under anesthesia during the surgery. But I guess I can't drive until I get usage of my arm, which I don't understand because one-arm people drive all the time. But I guess because I have one arm, they won't let me drive for a couple of weeks until I get the sling off. Insurance reasons or something like that. Top dog law! I don't know. I get him on the phone. Every time that anything comes up, I just do things, screams in my head. So, long story short, yesterday I went back to middle school. I, yesterday, became the middle school kid who was waiting out at the mall for my mom to come pick me up. Chelsea had to come and pick me up from work yesterday. And it was wild because it reminded me so much of when I was a kid, we used to call from the Orleans Square Mall to our family, and it would be, collect call from, pick me up! So you didn't have to pay. Yeah, you didn't want to have to pay for the collect call, and they didn't want to accept the charges. So you just, pick me up. I'm outside Macy's. You know? So, Chels called me, and she's like, all right, I'm coming to get you. And I had to, like, you know, sit there and have my backpack, and I'm, like, waiting and stuff for her to come get me. And it got me thinking for a second. This is really tough, especially with going to work at such an early time. Like, 430 in the morning is tough, and I don't want Chelsea to do it. So I've been trying to have, like, you know, friends do it for me. But buddy, Mike's been coming to get me and help me out. Although he overslept today. Shout out to Mike. He's probably in bed snoozing right now. So Chels had to give me a ride. Long story short, I want to ask this question. Why are you not allowed to drive? And aside from Uber and Lyft, how do you get around? If you can't drive, you're not allowed to drive. Maybe you got your license revoked or you got it taken away because you did something.

shouldn't have been doing or maybe your car got stolen or something like that what do you do if you don't have a car like this honestly i'm gonna say this to you not having an arm to be able to use to run the board is one thing not having the freedom to actually get in my own car and leave so i'd be going crazy crazy is it an ego heat it is a little bit of an ego head but it is kind of nice although this is weird so gels i sat in the front seat and it was uncomfortable because i got the the you know armrest that's there so i sat in the back seat and the whole time i was sitting

in the back seat she's like would you like a mint right bottled water she's sitting there

acting the entire time like i'm gonna give her a bad score or something bad's gonna happen

you know what would drive me crazy about that is we we don't know what time we're done every day yeah it could be 11 30 it could be three o'clock it just depends on what we have going on after the show and it changes every single day yeah and so to not have the ability to just get in your car and go when you're done it's awful yeah would that would make me nuts you're so right and i have to

be done at a certain time like so yesterday she came down and she picked me up at 1 15 or something like that and i still wasn't really done with everything in my day but i knew i just didn't want to make her sit there and wait especially because there's really nowhere to wait around here there's semi trucks driving around and stuff so so i'm like all right i guess i gotta leave And then you start leaving and everybody wants to talk to you when you're leaving. I can't say no to people. Like, it's really bad, you know, and people are wanting to talk to you. I'm like, Mom's out in front. I got to go. What's up, Jordan? Hi. Why are you not able to drive, Jordan?

It's actually my buddy. He had an accident that he got gasoline poured in his eye at a young age. So he's colorblind and his eyesight's bad enough to not pass. But he got an electronic bike, so he zips around town with a little, like, scooter bike.

I would think that the laws would be similar to that. You're not allowed to drive that if you're not legally able to drive it, you know?

What's crazy is that he can get up to, like, 25 miles an hour on that bike. Right?

I mean, that's the thing I would think. I would think that this guy's got more opportunity to get himself into trouble being on one of those. That's pretty wild. The electric bikes, I never thought about an electric bike. I don't think my wife's going to allow me on a bike.

I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't allow you.

But those e-bikes are fast. I mean, they're like little mopeds, right?

You need to be enclosed.

A golf cart. How about a golf cart? What's up, Kristen? Hi.

Hi. Good morning, guys. Love you. Good morning. What's going on? I currently cannot drive because I did not renew my license, and I currently have to take the rim and the road test.

Oh, geez. I would fail both at this point.

Me too. I'm so scared. Since I was 18, I'm 41 now. Oh, God, yeah. Man. It'd be bad.

When are you going to do all that stuff?

This weekend, hopefully.

Yeah. It sucks, though, doesn't it? Don't you feel like you have no freedom?

Yes.

Yeah.

Thankfully, I work and I live on property, hence to why I haven't had to really drive. Yeah.

Property.

Yeah. The problem with everything, though, is not just being able to drive. I can't do a lot of things. You know what I mean? Like, I can't even shower by myself yet, so I got to be careful.

You don't have just a sling. You got, like, a waist attachment to the sling.

You can see it on the video. If we do video, you can see what it looks like.

What do you do when you shower?

So I take it off. I put one that you can get wet, but I can't get the actual scar wet. So I have to use a handheld, like, you know, like the little thing that you use to masturbate with, you know, like girls.

What? I thought you were going to say back scratch. Like clean the dog with, maybe, if I throw the dog in there.

Oh, is that a better analogy?

Yeah.

Kind of tools you use? Wait, is that what you call masturbation, cleaning the dog?

No, I actually throw the dog in there.

Emily, what's going on, Emily?

So my husband's actually in the same boat you are. He had a torn rotator cross.

Yeah.

So his left arm is in the sling. he had it done last monday and we thought the same thing he wouldn't be able to drive for a couple days and then he'd be good to go and they told us no it's actually illegal to drive with a

sling that type of sling on oh really so so what's he doing literally just staying at home because he

can't with the kind of work that he does he can't even go to work you won't so okay so you're just

kind of trapping him in the closet basically at the house so he's kind of stuck at home and i feel

so bad for him because he loves what he does for living and stuff like that you can't even do that

it sucks it does suck you know when you're an active person and you like to actually be out and about especially i'm thankful that this job is not a hard job where i have to lift things

jamie what's up so my husband lost his life since 23 years ago and i do 90 of the driving and at the end even taking him to and from work at times. And I work a full-time job myself. And there was a point.

Yeah. So you're the chauffeur in the house, huh?

Yes. Why did he lose his license? He got a DUI.

Okay. Well.

You lose it forever? He must have had a few. Yeah. No, he can get it back after five years, but he knew he was going to drink again, so he didn't want to risk it, which was smart of him, but it's definitely been an inconvenience, I will tell you.

Yeah. Listen, that dummy better not be picking up a bottle of anything and getting behind that wheel ever again.

He does not drink and drive at all anymore. If he's going to drink, he drinks at home, and I do all the driving because I don't want to risk it.

Obviously, number one reason for not is you don't want to kill anybody. Number two reason is you don't want your wife to kill you because she doesn't want to have to be driving you all over the place. What's up, Alexis? Hi.

Hey, how are you?

Good. What's going on?

So I took my car in to get some maintenance, and this lady showed up with a breathalyzer in her car, and she couldn't leave her car the whole time. So she had to stay there while she was getting her car fixed because they can't legally drive the car without her.

Oh, so they had to have her, like, blow into the thing. So a random person can't blow into it to make it work?

it wouldn't come up as them no like they can't take the liability so they she had to basically

stay in her car the whole time did you put her up on the lift so she was like oh no i was just

there sitting there going what in the world this is crazy i feel bad by the way for uh you know

for any of the spouses of the people that can't drive because the spouses are the ones that bear the brunt of this whole thing but there is something kind of nice and my guy friends think i'm crazy i love when chelsea drives i'm like one of those guys that doesn't want to drive i thought you hated being a passenger princess no i i actually at first i used to get uh made fun of so much by it that i hated it because i was getting made fun of now it's like i'm fine with it a lot of my guy friends the guys especially that i'm friends with that are like in their 30s or early 40s they think it looks really bad when we come to places like dinner or whatever and i get out of the passenger seat they just think it's so weird especially because chelsea's so tiny They're like, that car drive itself? Is that one of those Elon Musk vehicles or something?

I'm like, no, it's my wife driving. I will say this, though. When you get in a girl car and you got to move the seat back, it's up. Have you ever seen mine? It's as up as it can get. But when she had a seat back already, that's how you know she had another dude in the car. Wait. Just saying, watch out.

So I got to go in and look in the car. Just saying. That seat's back, Chelsea. What's up, Andrea? Hi.

Hi. So I was just actually recently in a car accident where I, one, totaled my car and two, broke my wrist. So I'm in kind of the same boat where I can't drive technically until I get my cast off. And so that's six weeks that my parents come and pick me up for work and I have to like Uber home or just kind of wait around.

Is it funny to tell your coworkers, I got to go, my parents are picking me up?

i literally did that the other day of oh yep my mom's here i gotta go that's what i feel like i was right back to 13 years old of there was i'm getting on the bus

there was something about yesterday telling colleen who's our boss colleen i'm sorry i gotta cut this short my wife is outside picking me up it was just it felt weird to me it remember you know what you know what it reminded me of like do you remember when your parents would come pick you up at a friend's house and they would honk in front of the house and they would like leave you a message a text message or something saying i'm honking once if you don't

come out i'm leaving i'm out of here you know now i get the i'm here text and i gotta hustle out

otherwise they're like all right i'm getting ready to go yeah it's bad it's so funny when uh mike didn't show up this morning and he was he overslept i'm thinking i don't want chelsea to have to give me a ride is there any way like i can get a quick uber none of them was within like 40 minutes of my house because it's so early in the morning and then also i live kind of out in the sticks a little bit but then the other thing was then i was like what neighbor of mine is the nicest neighbor there's no way and i was thinking john down the street like if i call it john up john would be the guy that would like and i'm like oh if we we were still worked out in the close to where my home is I would have done it in a second but the fact that it's downtown 50 minutes away oh it's it's crazy all right Mojo in the morning we were talking about how OnlyFans ruins marriages and this is an interesting one yesterday we were getting into the discussion about how is it cheating to subscribe to somebody on OnlyFans

you you're not touching body for body or even talking to them all you're doing is subscribing to their page kind of like you subscribe to hulu or subscribe to netflix um you know one of those streaming apps but you're subscribing to a content creator um and it got into an interesting discussion that we said you know what we're going to delve into this a little bit more people that feel like only fans has ruined them i've talked before on the show about how i think porn can really ruin your relationship and how i had to like step away and go realize man i think i was watching porn too much because i think it it definitely clouds your mind on what your relationship sexually should be like creates an expectation right yeah i mean it becomes one of those situations where you're watching this going thinking that's exactly what my life should be like and then you realize that just ain't right yeah and i feel like when you look at porn

from a single man's perspective i don't know how it is as a married man but as a single man And I feel like if I'm looking at porn, the women that I see in real life, they don't look like human beings to me. They look like objects.

Yes. If that makes sense. You know what I mean? And I think OnlyFans is similar to that, you know?

So I've never been on OnlyFans. I don't know if either of you guys have, but I feel like where OnlyFans is different from like a porn site is that there is the possibility or the potential that you can actually correspond with these people. so like it can snowball probably pretty fast so i did a little research and i found out that two

out of five consumers of only fans say they hide their accounts from their relationships okay duh if you're hiding your account what do you think um you know if that's the case you know what is your thoughts and then this one's interesting what do you uh what would you do if you found enough that your significant other was actually spending money on somebody. That's not OnlyFans. Initial T wants to come on the air with us to talk about this. You're being Voiceless guys, T. That's why we're also using your initial. How are you?

I am good. Thank you. First time, long time. Hey, T on the phone.

OnlyFans ruined your marriage?

To be fair, it wasn't the only thing that ruined my marriage. Um, there were some other things, but it definitely put some irrefixable dents in my marriage.

Really? What was he doing? Was he subscribing to a bunch of people or one person?

Yeah, I had, we were really struggling with money. I just lost my car. We let all of our credit cards go. Like, we were in a bad situation. And I found out that he had multiple subscriptions. subscriptions um that that really caused an issue and then a couple months later i was taking a picture or looking at something on his phone something completely innocent he handed it to me and i saw that he was messaging a woman asking for prices on her videos and come to find out it was a mutual friend of ours like somebody we hang out with wow so he was actually not only

you know subscribing to it he was paying this person through his only fans account

to to do things for did you even know that that person was on only fans

i did it until after and i'm like well wait a minute i know this name and yeah i wonder uh

if that's the reason why you guys were financially in trouble?

No, but it didn't help.

What does it cost to subscribe to somebody's OnlyFans? Is it a lot?

It's like $15 a month, and he had it for a few months. And for a few different people? I lost my whole vehicle. Well, this man is paying someone to get naked. Right.

Wow. It's sad also to know that, you know, and scary, and this is where I think the OnlyFans thing is a little bit different than probably porn sites is the fact that he has the ability to actually communicate with them and possibly meet up with them and who knows if it went to that level Bath are you there? Yes Hi Bath what are your thoughts?

Hi I'm a first time caller Hey Beth on the phone I honestly believe OnlyFans is not the same as subscribing to Netflix It's definitely not the same. I mean, to me, porn is cheating. So it ruined my marriage. So I'm not okay with it.

What did it do to ruin your marriage?

Well, it was that in TikTok and the videos that girls post where they're half naked. You know, it's just, to me, that's not acceptable.

Would he ever?

go any step further was he giving money to these girls was he asking them to do specific things for him was he ever meeting them not that i'm aware of was so he was just looking at them on only fans and i don't know only fans because i've never been on it i don't even want it in my algorithm but yeah i don't either so tell tell me was was he he obviously had to subscribe in order to see them and see their pages because I don't think it's free, is it?

I know it's that. It costs money.

So he was paying money on these women. Yeah. Did you guys have a healthy sex life at the time that this was going on?

Yes, very, very. So I wonder what pulled him into OnlyFans in the first place then. Like, was it curiosity or, you know? I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

But it led to you guys eventually divorcing because you, did you find out he was cheating on you eventually?

No, but it's just the fact that you want to go look at other women. Like if you're married, why are you looking at other women that are naked or half naked? I mean, just be faithful to me. That's cheating.

It's wild to hear that your guys's relationship you thought was a healthy relationship because a lot of times you'll hear the guys say, or even the women say, because there's a lot of women on OnlyFans, too, say that they just had no relationship with their significant other, you know? Sophia, what's up? Hey. Hey, what's going on? We're talking about how OnlyFans ruined my marriage. When I say that, by the way, I feel bad because it makes me like this. Not yours. Go ahead, Sophia. What's going on?

Yeah, so mine was actually a long-term relationship, but we I had been looking through his bank records for some reason and I saw like the charges for it so he was sitting there telling me oh it wasn't me I didn't do this and I'm like yeah right okay so I actually went home and on my own phone I logged into his account because he used the same like email and password for everything and I saw the charges for that and then I saw like who he had been subscribing to everything and then for some reason i just had like a feeling he was on tinder so again i logged in to his tinder on my phone and i found out that he had been like physically sleeping with multiple women wow how about the person that he was not only fans with was he ever meeting up with them no but he was like paying her extra money for like private videos and stuff like that wow that's a it's amazing uh what these guys

and i say this again girls can do it too but what they'll ask these guys to do you know these people to do on only fans and you know you hear it oh i'm just showing my feet feet leads to other body parts too uh initial b are you there yeah i'm here hi we're voices guys in you um what is this not about your relationship this is about a friend's relationship it's not it's about my

best friend okay talk talk to us what happened sure so i got a call and she explains to me that she has caught her newly husband um doing the deed as soon as she leaves from work for work

in the morning and this was caught on her pet cam oh my gosh doing the deed meaning he was having sex with other women in their house no he was taking care of himself two women that he was talking to on only fans on only fans do you think do what was a specific clip yeah and it said a

girl's name and i googled it and we found the exact creator and did you know did he ask her to make that for him well so we thought it was like a one-time thing and i'm like the fbi when it comes to this kind of stuff and we found out that we looked at the pet cam for like months he does it every morning as soon as she walks out the door talk about a pet cam insanity that that's

what caught it that is wild everything like for the past like three months oh my god well it's wild that he just you know he was doing it just for his own uh you know pleasure like taking care of himself because it's wild that he didn't go to the level that stephanie's husband went to because stephanie your husband actually hired these girls to pro to be prostitutes for him huh

not not exactly directly but um i first i found out it was like a cam girl site and um and then later on like he invested a large amount of money for

um about like a year uh how much money we talking about anywhere from like 50 to 600 a month

so i'm sorry you said 600 a month 600 a month 600 a month doing this yeah it ranks and and he was actually meeting them like they were pros they were being prostitutes

for him he met somebody in vegas and then i eventually found out that they're over i found out that he had a zelle payment and then he at first was claiming saying that he was paying for videos and it wasn't a prostitute in vegas but we were together we were dating since we were 19 and we're 34 now um and married for eight years um moved away from michigan um and then he It encouraged me to have a baby, and then, like, all of this spiraled soon after I gave birth.

Oh, my goodness.

Interesting. Wow. You know, it's wild because you sit there and you think to yourself, you're like, man, $600 a month, you know? I mean, that's like a car payment for them doing this. How often are they getting together? And in some cases, you hear these stories where these OnlyFans people will charge you $100 or something like that. And I'm going, Jesus, that doesn't sound like a lot of money to do this.

I want to hear from the guys who, for lack of a better term, justify this. Like, what is your reasoning for doing it?

Well, Sam is on with us right now. Let's talk to him. Sam, are you there? I don't know if it's a woman or a man. Sam?

Yes.

Oh, Sam's a woman. Sam doesn't think that OnlyFans is cheating.

and actually you're cool with it no no no no no porn uh so i'm cool with porn like you know i watch porn i don't have an issue with that only fans it's a little extreme the fact that you're paying another person money to get naked when you could pay me you know what i mean

what if you don't look like her wait wait hold on a second wait but here's the interesting thing As a spouse, you're saying, if you're paying somebody else, pay me and I'll do those fun things for you?

Absolutely. Like, why would you give it elsewhere?

Like the guy that's sitting home masturbating to some woman's video that she makes, right?

Right.

I mean, that is...

Like, you know, porn, like, we can watch porn together, that's cool, whatever, but when you're dishing money out to another woman...

And it becomes a one-on-one engaging situation. Yeah.

Yeah, and I think that's taken it a little too far. Like, yeah, a lot of people, like... Well, that's where I think the cheating comes in. Yeah.

Whitney is a retired OnlyFans girl. I love it. Whitney, are you there? Out the game.

Yeah, I'm here.

You got out of the game after making some bucks, huh?

Yeah, I just didn't want... I mean, after, like... It was pretty heavy and, like, COVID, which I feel like is when it kind of hit its peak and now it's just like whoever kept being popular kept going with it I just didn't care to do it anymore it honestly got to an exhausting point but yeah I mean it all ranges really um like for payment purposes uh because my spouse loved it he loved that I did it um but it just got to a like mental point where I wasn't about it But for everyone, like who's curious about payment wise is it can be a subscription price, but there's also like a lot of women who have it just free. So you technically subscribe, but there's no price until you pay like per message per view. So some people will send out like daily messages, weekly, whatever it may be with like certain things attached and then a price tag. And then that's how it gets racked up so easily, because sometimes people will be like, oh, it's four dollars for this set of like 10 pictures or something. And then they send that out later today and then they're like, oh, it's another five dollars for this or whatever.

So I can add up pretty quick. Do you ever feel bad for what you possibly have done to relationships?

um yes very much like in that was like another mentally taxing thing because most people like and i don't know some of them could have been men or women not sure but there was like one person who reached out to me and he was like oh this is so and so and i was like oh oh i really hate really hate that you said that because i mean a lot of people i would block if i was uncomfortable because i i just don't i don't like that i don't condone that yeah um obviously i wanted to make money but like at my own conscience no i don't did you ever have a spouse reach out

to you to to get some more details about like what the relationship actually was between you and their husband or wife boyfriend girlfriend whatever actually no but i'm

Thank you.

grateful for that yeah it's interesting to know that there was a stat that actually when I was doing research on this OnlyFans that said OnlyFans content creators have a lifespan of only a couple of years because it becomes taxing on them knowing that they're doing this even though the money is as big as it can be I mean there's you're you could make hundreds of thousands of dollars doing

this if not more yeah easily i mean if you're like branding as well your marketing as well um but yeah it does take i mean for some people they enjoy it they love it and that's great um for me yeah it just became very mentally draining there were things that i just also didn't want to do so i would lose people which is totally fine everyone's got their limits they've

got their boundaries but you said you were in a relationship at the time and your boyfriend was cool would you be cool with him following only fans content creators and engaging with them

see that's funny we've had this him and i have had this conversation multiple times um i didn't like i if he subscribed i wasn't okay with it but if he saw stuff like we would look at my page together because i followed other women as well to see like i want to know what you're posting if you're making money on that competition yeah yeah exactly like i need to know So it was more so, it was fine with me while we were doing it together. If he were to do it without my knowledge, I would not be okay with it. But the fact that we were both so involved with it as a whole, it was okay.

Well, that's the thing is doing it without your spouse's knowledge, that's where the cheating aspect comes into play.

And that says so much to me coming from a content creator on OnlyFans who is aware of everything that's going on on the platform.

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Today's kind of a big day in Shannon's husband, Wes's life. It's his son's last day of high school.

Yeah. Wow. You want to know what's so funny is, last night Wes was like really, really emotional coming off of a day of me being emotional about fifth grade and he's like, my son's literally going away to college and it's so funny because his name is Kieran. Shout out Kieran. Go Lutheran North. And go green because he's going to state. A lot of things. Go white. But Kieran's like, yeah it's my last day. Like he doesn't care. He's like just get me the heck out of here. I texted him this morning I'm like last day. Made a sign last night. We, you know, everybody wrote in a card and signed a card and he's just like I just want to finish school he does he is

there's no emotion I don't think they're see I think it's emotional for the parents but I also think secretly that the kids are emotional they just don't maybe show it to us that's what Wes

said he's like I think that it will really hit him over the next two weeks of having a last day of school and then they have a bunch of different activities he has

You

you know his last track meet i think in there and then of course graduation the actual ceremony on dune 1st it's gonna hit him at some point in there for sure you know where i found it to be

emotional like i thought that with uh all three of the boys was they got emotional after graduation when they all hung out out in front of school and they realized that that was it like they were done like they got their caps and gowns on and they're taking pictures and the boys all smoke cigars and stuff like that really yeah it was cool it was pretty cool especially in situations i think where

you've been with the same essentially the same group of kids since kindergarten yes and now all of a sudden you all are going your separate ways and you don't realize the creature comfort of always well traveling as a group from grade to grade school to school the other thing too is

they're going to see each other a ton this summer because they're going to be going to all their grad parties yeah so that's kind of a big deal too but then they they had their after party like i remember that it was like that school hosted a party for them that's cool and they went there And I remember Luke saying that when he pulled away from that, he was exhausted because it was an all-nighter. But then he said he felt something about, you know, man, that's kind of wild. It's my last time going to the school.

So Wes was a mess last night. We were sitting in bed and I was doing my topics for the show. And he was going through all of his pictures over the years because he wanted to make an Instagram post today for Kieran, like a reel.

And so he kept showing me his phone and he's like, look at this picture, his first hockey game. and look at this picture, his first track meet. And, oh, my God, look at, we tailgated at Michigan State, you know, when he was three years old. How funny, how full circle is that?

The whole time he's showing me all these photos, I'm not even looking at Kieran, to be honest with you. I'm looking at Wes in these photos. You guys, I would have never dated this man had we met.

What?

In these different phases of his life. What do you mean, what do you look like? Not Wes. Has he changed a lot? Oh, he's, I mean, we've all had a glow up, but Wes has had a glow up. Was it hair? Was it body? It was everything, Kev.

What, what, describe it to him.

From his clothes to his hair.

Because I look at him, I see nothing but, like, he's like male model.

So he went through a stage where he called himself Fat Wes, where he was, he was working at Quicken. he was a total workaholic and he was like going out and you know grabbing drinks all the time he had like frosted tips and a little bit of a beer belly and oh my god so i was laughing so hard at some of those and then when he was years later got healthy and was training training excuse me for american ninja warrior he had these huge muscular arms and shoulders and i'm like that is not attractive to me either and he was so offended but i said i if you would have asked me out then like if our paths would have crossed then heck no shannon is so shallow i am so shallow hal and he's like that was a great movie let's look it was a great movie let's look at some of your

old pictures i'm like you know what never mind show him why don't you show him the first show the first promo shots of uh of us here on this show it was you're like goldilocks it was bad

You didn't like the hot bowl or the cold bowl. You liked them right in the middle.

The clothes, everything.

Is this ever happened in your life, like where you are, you know, with somebody right now, and then you look back at their past, and you look at their pictures from maybe when they were in high school or who knows, and then you go, oh, my God. Never. Yeah.

You can do it right now, especially with people who don't archive images on their Instagram. Like there are some people who want to maintain this aesthetic. They want you to only see who they are today. Yeah. But then there are some people you can scroll and scroll and scroll and scroll and go back to like the beginning of Instagram and you can see. Oh, you can see mine.

I mean, I have Jersey Shore hair. A hundred percent.

I will call myself out. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. I've been with my wife so long. She's been with me through every single stage. I figure that that's when I know that there's true love. There's not this shallow Shannon over here, you know, with her looking at Wes. It's funny because I saw one picture of Wes from the past. I think he showed it to me when we were talking about the fact that he said that he had, you know, he had been heavier. And I looked at him like, holy crap. Like, he really. And actually, I'll be honest with you. With him, you know, when he got, when he started graying is when I, it's like, wow, this guy's like, look at this guy. You know, because you look at him now, he's all chiseled and stuff. Like, I hate every bit of him. You know what I mean? Wears nice clothes and stuff. be like guys like him make me sick because you see him wearing a suit and this suit is so perfect on him and then you see a guy like me wearing a suit and i look like a guy that should be you know

the the the before picture you guys know one of my pet peeves is sunglasses on the hat brim or like sunglasses on the back of your head back there were so many pictures really well he he was Eastside.

Well, he was Canadian. I mean, he's Canadian. But then, yeah.

But he also lived on the east side. That's an east side thing. He was everything you hated.

Who are you?

Yeah, he was.

Who did I marry?

What's up, Molly? Molly, Shannon's rethinking her vows to Wes. For better or you.

For better for what is that?

What's going on?

Hi, Mojo. Good morning. I think we need to get the promo shots on IG or Facebook. Oh, yes. Let's go.

We got to pull back. We gotta pull back the old promo shots from the history of the show just to look at. You see some really crazy stuff. My favorite

of you, Mojo, is when you had your hair was a little longer and you had it parted

down the middle. It was so bad. What? You had a middle part? I had a goatee. I had a goat at one time. You had a white van too? Molly, they wouldn't allow me to go do school visits for reading month because they thought I looked a little lester-y. um what's going on kristin hi it's mojo in the morning what's going on hey kristin kristin kristin are you there kristin it says here it was the opposite from my husband he isn't as hot as he don't know kristin i want to talk to you where are you kristin hello what go ahead say what you're saying i we've been talking to you for like five minutes here maybe it's god telling you you shouldn't say what you're about to say what's

going on well that's not my name so that's why didn't we call you kristin then did you give us a fake name no what is your name okay what's going on what's your name i don't really want to say my real name asked me to give her a fake one and we went through that makes oh okay so I'm sorry.

Fake caller name. What's going on?

So anyways, so I, my fiance's hot, but I see pictures of him before we got together, like years ago, and he was way hotter.

So are you worried, are you worried that he's going to get only worse?

No, I don't think so. You two are.

It's like that car that's going to break down one day. You got to figure that thing out. You better get that thing maintained.

I'm trying to.

What is it about him? Is it weight? Is it his looks? What is it?

Yes. No. He's super fine. You know what they say?