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You're listening to Mojo in the Morning.

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Here we go, go, go. Here we go, go, go. It's showtime.

Is this mic hot? Are we live? We are live, baby. Are we live? Really? All right. I like that. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning show. Broadcasting live from the Rocket Mortgage Classic. Who? The big exclusive golf tournament. Actually, it's not really exclusive. Everybody's invited. Matter of fact, it's free to come today, right, isn't it? Yeah. Free parking and stuff. Free parking and admission. I like this. Welcome to the show. To my right, Mike at the end of the table there. Hello, Mike. Hello, hello. Good morning. Sitting next to your slightly messy podcast partner, Megan.

Good morning.

Right next to Megan is Shannon. Good morning. Right next to Shannon is me. Right next to me is Kevin. Four. And then right next to Kevin is KP. Hello, guys. Lydia's back in the studio. Also, Misfit Steve is back in the studio. And Steve, you're going to have to do me a favor, okay? You're going to have to do me a really big favor. Are you live on the radio right now with us, too? Okay, turn your microphone live on the radio. By the way, we're live on the radio, so this is the thing. If I'm talking to you, you've got to turn your mic on so you're on the radio, too, because the only problem is if you're talking to me and the listeners can't hear you, it sounds like I'm crazy. Yeah, yeah. It sounds like. My fault. I look like. All right. It's like Happy Gilmore. You're talking to Squire. It's not bad. It kind of works. It does. It's fitting for this one. Did you, by the way, see that story this week that Adam Sandler talked to the real Happy Gilmore or hung out with the real Happy Gilmore? I didn't know there was a guy really named Happy Gilmore. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Why did it take so long? I don't know. That actually does surprise me. Is he named after Adam Sandler? That's what I was going to say.

Is he an old guy or is he a young guy that was named after the movie?

I don't know. He's very young, but I don't know if he was named after the movie. But as always when we do these broadcasts, the first break of the morning is us.

trying to figure out how we broadcast. So, Zach, if Mark is in there, have him show you how to keep your mic off because I can hear every word you're saying. And a couple minutes ago, you just said that Lydia had a nice ass, and I just heard it. Definitely didn't say that.

I heard it. I heard it. Zachariah.

And her dad, by the way, will come after you if he hears you're talking like that. Guys, this is cool. Honestly, for them to even allow us in a beautiful country club like this, look at this place. This is historic. I don't know if you guys know the history of this, and we'll have to go through it. But the most famous of famous people from Detroit, including the legend, the Queen of Soul, the Hall of Famer, God rest her soul, Aretha Franklin's home was like right there. Wow. She literally lived right over there, and that's where she would go at night, and she would probably, you know, lay her beautiful head down on a pillow. And we're right here. We're right in this spot. Isn't it wild to think that? Yeah, right by the seventh hole. And she had to listen to these lawnmowers cutting grass. Lawnmowers, leaf growers. No respect.

Generators. It's going to be a loud broadcast today.

I always thought to myself, you made it when you live on a golf course, right? Like, I always thought, you know, living on a golf course was like, ah, this is the best. If I had to wake up every single morning and hear the lawnmowers and then that.

Yeah.

Oh, the sprinklers. Yeah. Yeah. Well, and if you live on a golf course, you can't really have, like, a backyard reager, can you? Because don't you have to be quiet?

Well, you have a very big yard.

I know, but aren't there, like, don't you, can't you just, like, you have to behave yourself is what I'm saying.

I think that there's got to be policy about that. Yeah, there's got to be, like...

Like, I couldn't invite my friends over.

Like, you're ragers? No, you could not have these things. Like, you get neighbors that complain about just your kids leaving their toys all over the place. Right? I mean, can you imagine this thing? There's some big-time names that are going to be here with us this morning. I feel bad, by the way, to say this. I'm really sad. I text Calvin Johnson this morning.

Yeah. Oh, I love him.

And I got to... Subtle flex. Subtle flex. I know, right? That was kind of cool. A little Hall of Famer on the text, okay. By the way, Aretha used to invite me over to her house.

To lay your head on that softball.

To lay my head on that softball. I texted him this morning, and we got bad news. This is very sad. I said, hey, Calvin, you know, told him where we're broadcasting. We're literally at the front entrance of this thing. So if you're coming today or you are somebody that, you know, is working this event because there's a million and one people working this thing, stop by and see us. We're actually right outside the ninth green, right, the ninth hole.

Let me explain it to you better. We are inside the craft cocktail tent.

Well, there you go. Okay. That's it. But we're right here, like right up at the front entrance. But I said, Calvin, hey, stop by, and he just informed me he's in Ohio. His grandma passed away last week. Oh, man. So they had their funeral yesterday, and he said that he wanted to say hi to all of you guys. He's actually mentioned you guys all by name, Shannon, Megan, Mike, Kev, KP, Lydia. He didn't mention Misfit Steve. That's ridiculous. But he did say that he wanted to say hello to everybody, and he's sorry that he's obviously not here. But, of course, our prayers to Calvin Johnson and his family. His grandma was very, very close to him. How excited are we that this is basically like a morning off for us?

This is kind of, you know. I have felt more stress right now.

Really?

I don't know. Just making sure everything's all right.

Where does your stress come from? Does it come from the fact that there's like 8,000 emails that have been sent to us about this whole thing?

Yeah, and I feel like I don't know anything still.

But we're working with what we got. Everything looks great. Mike's a golfer. Mike, you just started taking up golf, right? Yeah, I've actually putt a few times on the greens here. I don't know if I'm allowed to do that, but I did. Did you really? I don't think you're allowed to. This morning you did? You're not allowed to do that? That's all right. Are you serious? No. No. I was about to say, like, legendary. I thought you were serious, too.

Legendary. Did you bring your clubs with you? Yes. Yeah. Tell us about your clubs. Like, where did you get your clubs? Because I always wondered about that. My first set of clubs were not hand-me-downs from my dad because my dad didn't have clubs. So my first set of clubs were a neighbor had a spare set, and he gave me a spare set.

Mine were hand-me-downs from my uncle, who was a big golfer, and then my grandfather, who passed away a couple years ago. And I kind of blended the two together, and the bag is, like, from the 60s. It's this old brown, like, really light. It's faded. This huge bag that's got tons of old, like, tees inside of it and golf balls, and I really haven't golfed with it much.

Do you have any of the... stuffed animal heads as covers

for your clubs? It was the Grateful Dead, but I lost those. But I had the little Grateful Dead bears. I had a bunch of those. And then a Ninja Turtle head, but I keep losing them.

My five or six-year-old is a golfer. And so I bought him all like barnyard animals. So he's walking around with like a horse and a cow. But that's the best because you can be like, what club do you need? Grab the cow. Grab the cow. Yep.

Yeah. I will say this, that I don't like to have, I used to when I first got into golfing, I got personalized balls, and then they made those mojo balls for a while, and I don't know if they still make them. And here's the problem with having any kind of personalized anything. You forget it somewhere, and people realize that you're not very good. If you're a golfer that has personalized balls, how many times do you lose balls when you're out there golfing in 18 holes? I probably lose like eight balls or nine balls a round. I was waiting for you to say how many. A lot more than that. Yeah. Like 16. Yeah, every hole. So the worst is when a guy goes, oh, look at this. Oh, it's Mike's ball. You know what I mean? In the middle of the woods somewhere. Yeah. So you're like, how the hell did he? Or it's usually, how did he not find it? It's right here. All right. So how do we sound? Because I'm looking at some of the tweets and texts, and some people are saying that there's a quality issue. Has that gotten better at all? Will you call us, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, and give us an idea? Because, honestly, I have no idea. I never know. But look at this. Like, there's limos pulling up here with, like, celebrities and stuff at the Rocket Mortgage Classic. Who do you think is in that one? You know what? I don't know. There's a whole line of them. It looks like, honestly, it looks like a presidential procession here of people that are just, like, pulling right up to the front. Honk if you are a celebrity and you listen to Mojo in the morning.

Huh?

No, I don't got anything at all. All right. All right, this morning on the show, Five Lives Tell Your Mom is coming up. We're doing the normal stuff as far as contest giveaways. We got Drake, Post Malone, Ed Sheeran tickets for your chance to win at 630 and 930. And then Drake tickets at 730, Ed Sheeran tickets at 830. And then we'll preview that tomorrow morning on the show, starting like right now, we will have Morgan Wallen tickets for you. So pretty much you have a chance to win the Morgan Wallen tickets from the moment that we sign on until at least 9 o'clock or so. So you're going to have a shot to win. So make sure that you're listening to the show for an opportunity. Last night was a semi-late night for me. I don't know how you guys were as far as going to bed. But you and Mike stayed, Megan, at a hotel or something downtown. Is that right?

Yeah, we were in the heart of downtown. Yeah.

Where did you sound like you've got party voice going?

A little bit. I got such little sleep last night, it was not even funny. What were you doing? The person in the room next to me was very disturbing all freaking night.

Like, doing what?

I think we'll do David a little bit later. Okay, all right.

Now I'm curious. Why did you tell KP that you got up at 2.30 then? What was the reasoning for getting up so early?

So I did just so that I could look presentable today because I knew that there might be some wealthy men here that I would want to do with. That was my exact thought process, too. I was here to find a sugar daddy. And I got to tell you, this weather sucks. I am a naturally curly-haired girl. And five minutes after showing up, complete frizzy mess with this humidity. And I should have just slept an extra hour and a half. I'm so mad.

So you don't like your hair? I love the hair.

Oh, no.

You can't insult me when I showed up. She came in with it, like, beautifully curled and done, and then as soon as we sat down, it started getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger, and so she finally just threw it up in a clip, which I told you I think looks beautiful, but I get it.

You spend all that time on your hair, and then it's like, right. Literally 10 minutes after getting out of the car was like, could have slept an extra hour.

I thought women love this, the humidity factor as far as their hair is concerned, because their hair looks fuller.

No, no, no, not when you're curly.

Really? No. Okay.

No, I have curly hair, too, Megan. It's the worst. Seriously.

Are there any guys here or around the world listening to us, wherever you are, that have ever had to wake up that early just to get ready for anything? Nah. That is the one thing about us. Either we don't care or we don't have to worry about that. I'm sorry. Don't flip me off.

But think about this. You don't have to put on makeup. You don't have to do a skin care regimen. Oh, yes, we do. I didn't tell you so. You don't have a lot of hair. You have great hair. I'm not saying you don't have hair, but you don't have as much hair as we do.

Yes. You know. But we do. Listen, I still have the same body parts as you guys do, and I even have a couple extra. And when I do that, I have to wash. I'm a large person in the shower and stuff.

Don't pretend it takes you that long to wash that.

It does. The water has to get to my body. It has to get all around my body. But the fact that you wake up at 2.30 in the morning just because you feel like 2.30 in the morning is going to get you ready, Megan, and you gave up all that sleep and now you're cranky and all. Oh, I think I'm crazy.

I'm disappointed. Let's just say that. I think I've lost my opportunity to become a rich woman, and that's upsetting. No, I think it's still there. I still think you look good.

Do people look at that? Like, do you guys look at going to events like this or, I don't know, that auto race that was downtown, the thing with the goofy-looking cars? The Grand Prix. The Grand Prix. Like, do women look at that as an opportunity to meet somebody? Or even guys, do guys look at it as an opportunity to meet somebody? Like, you're going to meet a rich person just because the thing is kind of a rich person's forte?

Typically, that's where rich people show up to is rich people events. Every time I look at the Kentucky Derby, that's what I think is happening.

Really? Yeah. That the only reason why they're going to the Kentucky Derby is because everybody's trying to.

Or All-Star Weekend.

You hear a lot of ladies going to All-Star Weekend. I would say yes to All-Star Weekend. Kentucky Derby, they just walk around with a bunch of big hats. I don't know that they're hooking up with the big hats. But All-Star Weekend for sure. Yeah. Because that's like side chick stuff, right?

Exactly. Super Bowl weekend, party, any atmosphere like that.

Hey, Norma, grab Norma on line number 11 there, Zach. Norma, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Hey, good morning. I'm good. How are you guys?

We're good. Norma, do you wake up like extra early to get ready for things that you think hot guys are going to be at?

Not for hot guys, but for work, I do. I get up at 4.30 every day.

But what if you know that there's going to be somebody that you like or possibly could be attracted to there? Do you take extra time getting ready, or do you just get the same amount of time?

Of course.

Really?

No, I think extra time for sure, yes.

that seems like too much pressure uh thank you thank you for the call amanda what's happening amanda amanda oh goodbye amanda go to amber okay all right amber what's happening i'm struggling today mojo i'm sorry what did he just say i'm struggling today Are you on the radio telling us that? Oh, yeah, on the radio. What happened? Did you just hang up on everybody?

I think Zach's hanging up on our callers. Zach!

Do I?

Oh, I hear somebody, though.

Who's this on the phone? Hello? Hello? Hi, what's your name?

Am I on the radio now? This is Kathy.

I don't even know. Hi, Kathy. I have no idea where I am. I don't even know if we are. Where are we, Kathy? I'm in Megan's hotel room trying to get her to go back to bed because I don't think she needs to be waking up this early in the morning for this stuff. What's going on, Kathy?

Oh, I had called. Lydia answered about the quality of the sound.

Yes, tell us.

Okay, it's like very static, a little static.

Is there a lot of static or a little static?

Medium. medium but it's it's uh distracting it's distracting and i'm listening through the

app the iheart app oh okay well you know what listen no no i think that it's probably the same well i'm gonna tell you this either you're gonna hear more of that or they're gonna fix it during this commercial break we'll figure something out okay cool i'm still gonna keep listening i love you for that uh hey how does megan's hair look because i think she spent a lot of time that

Frizziness through the radio, too. Maybe that's the stat. That's what it is.

Oh, hold on a second. Oh, geez, hold on. We're struggling there. All right, hold on a second. Thank you. How smart are you?

It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

It was the year that Beyonce released Lemonade. What's going on here? Oh, Zach. Zach. Zach, my friend, what are you doing in there?

Hit an album, Lemonade. Freedom, freedom, I can't move.

All right, I won't even play this next clip here. I will actually delete it, but you will know that Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama broke up in this year. And Starboy, Cav's favorite song, was the big song on the radio. So, the Asher released Lemonade, Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama broke up, and Starboy, what year was that?

Call us and tell us what year that stuff happened. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548.

Mojo, live from the Rocket Mortgage Classic Pro-Am at some golf course. Or he'll embarrass himself today. Come on, Mojo. You actually think Kid Rock's going to show up this morning? This is Mojo in the Morning.

All right, we're going to do the back in the day right now. Let's see.

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And the big song. Alex, what's going on? What year was that? 20. Yes. Congratulations. I heard you there faintly. Yes. 2016. Congratulations. Awesome. Thank you guys. I love you guys. We'll send you every day. Alex, you are a kind person. We're going to set you up with a prize. You're going to see the Tigers play. They're going to take on the Toronto Blue Jays in just a couple of weeks. And KP is going to be there with you hosting the pregame party. Awesome. Thank you guys. Hang on the phone. Okay. Yes, sir. We have a chance for you to go to see Coach Malone, Ed Sheeran, and Gray. All three times. Text to the name. Text to the word 3-T-A-R-T-E. So you've got to actually text the word, not obviously the number. Text 3 to 95500, and you have a chance to win standard text and data rates to apply.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

Do us a favor, Kev. have him come sit right next to you and give him a nice big bear hug okay but we have a special guest who took off the dirty with us this morning uh jason langwell is here with us right now from the rocket mortgage classic this is the man that put them this is the man that puts this whole thing together uh every single year he is the guy that does the invites to the celebrities the the professional golfers he actually believe it or not was the first guy to high five tony Finau when he won this thing last year. Actually, I think it was his family probably there. Who was it that was it? OK, turn here. Come over here. We have only one microphone for the rest. We're trying to see if we get rid of the the grass cutting noise here. Come on over here, Jason. How you doing, buddy?

I'm doing great. How are you?

My God, I got to get some of this gear you got. Is this what Grayson gear that exclusive?

Unbelievable. Grayson merch, man. Charlie and Steve did a great job with our merch this year. Is the merch as good as it was last year? It's unbelievable. It flew off the shelves. We sold everything last year but the hangers.

And do you guys have, like, the same type of a feel to it, where Detroit, it's like an ode to the city of Detroit?

It is, yeah. It's all about the D and the 3-1-3. And so Charlie's got some amazing stuff here and some special, like, merch drops this year. So it's really cool.

Teeing off here in just a couple of minutes is going to be last year's champion. I think he tees off at, like, what, 645?

Yeah, he goes off real early. We've got Colin and JT, first-timers here. Ricky's going out this morning. Say their last names so that the listeners know. Paul Morikawa, Justin Thomas, Tony Finau, Ricky Fowler, Max Homa. Ricky Fowler is out here. So, yeah, we have the top names going out all this morning. And, you know, the first thousand that come in today get a little T, a little Tony Finau bobblehead that come to the gates.

Shannon's going to do the dirty here in a second. I want you to hang out with us for a little bit because I want to find out more. But I was wondering, when Ricky Fowler almost won the Open just, what, a couple weeks ago, were you hoping that he won? Or were you hoping that, you know, because do guys cancel? Like, if they win a big tournament like that, do they think about canceling the next one?

Yeah, I mean, I always root for Ricky. I mean, they can. He's a rocket guy, right? He's a rocket guy, so we were confident he was going to be here. But we always root for Ricky. And when he plays well, I mean, it's a good thing. But, I mean, any time all the guys in our field play well, it's good for ticket sales and good for the event.

Mike and Kev and I are going over to, where's the Grayson tent? Where do we buy all that stuff? Where's the merch tent?

Well, there's a couple areas. So the merch tent's right at the main entrance, but you also go out to Area 313 to find the Wolf Den, which is where Grayson hangs out. That's out by 14T, 16 Green. Wow. And they have girl stuff for Shannon? They do.

Women's. I like it. I'm going to be shopping. I knew I came here for a reason today.

All right, Shannon, give us the dirty. And Jason, you hang out for a second. I'm watching. Do you guys see on the 10th green? There's some professional golfers out there right now about ready to swing. It's happening.

All right, let's start with this. Jimmy Foxx's health scare has left his co-star Cameron Diaz just shocked and saddened. A source telling me that one day they were working together on the back in action set. That was the movie they were both working on. And the next, he was just gone and never heard.

from because of that mysterious medical complication and while Cameron you know she she wanted to be and wants to be supportive and help out in any way she can Jamie's family has kept his status very quiet as we all know not just to the public but also to the people who were on that movie set including his own co-star back in action by the way began filming in December still don't know the fate of that movie we've got a new Superman and Lois Lane David Cornswept will play Clark Kent in Superman Legacy. You might know him from the Netflix series Hollywood. Marvelous Mrs. Maisel's Rachel Brosnahan will star as Lois Lane. And this is just like the best casting ever to me. This latest on-screen remake of the iconic comic book will largely be a workplace origin story, so slightly different than anything we've seen in the past. Superman Legacy set for release in July of 2020.

And Megan will be the first person and maybe the only person there.

Are you kidding? I love Rachel Robinson.

If I have to hear the marvelous Mrs. Maisel stuff from you, you're...

Oh, are you complaining that I told you about a good show? Mike, are you also... But yeah, I will say, you do are... No, no, you are the only one that references that a lot. Oh, it's the best show. Is it like when we talk sports?

It probably is. It's 100% what it is.

I'm pretty sure the only time I talk one is this.

Jason, do you know who the marvelous Mrs. Maisel is? Not familiar. I think my wife, don't you? Yeah, I couldn't answer.

All right.

I have no idea.

Whatever. I'll do some sports for you guys. Actually, this is a very, very sad story. Former NFL quarterback. He was also a former Michigan Wolverine. Ryan Mallett has died. Made a name for himself with the Patriots. He was part of the Houston Texans for a minute and the Baltimore Ravens. The 35-year-old athlete turned high school coach died yesterday in Florida. He drowned trying to make his way back to shore from a sandbar. Wow. I mean, just such a sad story.

His claim to fame in a Michigan uniform, because he was only there for a year, was that Notre Dame game where he threw, I think, like three touchdowns.

Yeah, yeah. Tom Brady honoring his former teammate, writing on social media, quote, we lost a great man. Thank you for everything, Ryan. And he included some photos of the two of them at a Patriots practice. And lastly, Pepsi has made its first ever condiment. It's called Cola Chip. It's a mixture of Pepsi and ketchup. So it's Pepsi blended with smoked tomatoes, ketchup, onions, thyme, cinnamon, oregano, and paprika. It will only be available at four baseball parks on July 4th. Comerica Park right here in Detroit is one of them. Already some haters on social media, as you can imagine. And my favorite was just simply Jesus. Y'all need Jesus.

And they named it Cola.

Cola chip. Not ketchup. Cola chip.

But their rival is Coca-Cola. So why would Pepsi name it Cola? Well, it's Pepsi Cola.

Pepsi Cola. But nobody calls it. I'm with you. Jason, with us right now from the Rocket Mortgage Classic, what kind of food do we have at this event? Is there some good food? We've got some really good food.

We actually are featuring Livernoi Business District. We've got Cuzzo's Chicken and Waffles going to be out here. Yeah, Good Cakes and Bakes. So MasterCard helped out a couple of Livernoi businesses to come out and be able to feature their food all week. So, yeah, it's going to be right out in our area, 313 Grove area. It's going to be awesome.

So Dan's dream was to bring professional golf not to Michigan not to Oakland Hills, not to any of those courses, Detroit. And that's why he decided to do this. How many years now, four or five?

Five years ago, I can remember him talking about, like, look, we're going to bring a PGA Tour event, we're going to shine a bright spotlight in the city, we're going to impact the outcome here and celebrate Detroit and show the world what we already know and that this is a great place to work and to live and to play.

And these players love it. They go crazy over this. And this year, by the way, the pros are the best. I mean, this is the best group of pros I've ever seen.

Not even close. Best field we've ever collected. I mean, you look at, like, Collin and Morikawa and JT, you know, Tony's back, Ricky's back. We got great young players, too, like Sam Bennett. You hear his name at the Masters. Gordon Sarge, who hits it, like, you know, 5 million yards down the fairway. It's like, he's unbelievable.

Is Sam Bennett single? Because Megan's looking for somebody here. She's been, like, you know that she got up at 2.30 in the morning to do her hair. Look how beautiful she looks. I think so. Yeah, I mean. Is she flipping you off, or is that flipping me off? You can sense it now. All right.

You're back. Thank you.

Thank you for coming out. And I apologize for my co-host friend over there.

I didn't even do anything. All right. Thank you.

I appreciate that. Shannon, back to you.

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Good morning. I'm good. How are you?

Fantastic. You're going for number three today?

Yep.

Your challenger is...

is Sydney. Hi, Sydney. How are you doing? Hi, I'm great. How are you guys? You know what, Sydney? We are doing good. I think we worked the kinks out. Does it sound better? Everything sound okay now? Everything sounds good, yes. My favorite is, I'm still getting some messages from friends of mine that are like, I just want to let you know, you got a little bit of static on the thing, and I'm like, when's the last time you listened? They're like, 6.05. So we're good now. We're all good. Here we go. Five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. will uh does zach do you know the the uh button to push to put uh our champ into the soundproof area oh i love it yes good job zach put her on hold zach wanted the sound box i just want you to know that i was going to take it out of the studio and bring it with me and zach said pretty please mom mom oh yeah all right so sydney here we go question number one jennifer lawrence told andy cohen that she absolutely was not the reason that miley cyrus and this actor got divorced uh liam hensworth question number two rihanna announced that she is stepping down as ceo of this lingerie brand fenty question number three the new superman and lois lane were announced yesterday, and the marvelous Mrs. Maisel's Rachel, what's her name? Brosnahan. Brosnahan is taking the role of Lois. Which of the following actors did not play Superman? A, Henry Cavill, B, Brandon Roth, or C, Adam Brody? Uh, C? Question number four. Ryan Seacrest is replacing this game show legend as the new host of Wheel of Fortune? What's his name? Three seconds. Pat Sager? And question number five. Since we're at the Rocket Mortgage Classic this morning, what's the name of the drink that is half lemonade and half iced tea and named after this Hall of Fame golfer? Arnold Palmer. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area, please, Zach. Thank you. Oh, excellent. You did great, and I know there were some guesses in there, Sydney, but you got a perfect score, five out of five. Oh, your favorite drop, Zach. Ooh. Monica, you got to be perfect today. Are you ready? Okay. I hope so. I'll tell you if she got it right or wrong, okay, so that you can know which one to hit, Zach, the ding or hopefully not the buzzer. Question number one. Jennifer Lawrence told Andy Cohen that she absolutely was not the reason that Miley Cyrus and this actor got divorced. Liam Hemsworth. Correct.

One to one. Question number two. Rihanna announced that she is stepping down as the CEO of this lingerie brand. Savage? We'll give it to her. Yes. Savage by Fenty. We would accept Savage or Fenty, so two to two. Question number three. The new Superman and Lois Lane were announced yesterday with the marvelous Mrs. Maisel's Rachel Brosnahan taking the role as Lois. Which of the following actors did not play Superman? Dump that. Give her a buzzer just for the O. But you don't get one wrong, but go ahead. Which one, A, B, or C? I'll say B. Buzzer. We got a new champion in the 5S, 650. All right, wait, give him golf applause, Zach, what are you, please? There you go.

There you go.

They don't boo on golf courses, though. They don't do that. Okay, so congratulations, Sydney. You are the champion in the five at 6.55. Nice work. Thank you. Thank you. Knocking off the champ. Monica, you did too. This has kind of been the little, you know, thing that's been going on here. The last two questions. That Ryan Seacrest one is wild. I heard, like, last Friday that that was going to be announced. And I was still shocked when I saw that Ryan Seacrest is now going to be on the Wheel of Fortune. And now we know why he moved back, by the way. Because this has been in the works for a while. And Van is not happy. Shannon's got more on that kind of thing. Oh, yes, yep. And then the famous drink, the Arnold Palmer, was named after, which some people had no idea. A lot of people are like, why do they call that thing an Arnold Palmer? Do you know who Arnold Palmer is? It's a girlfriend. Huh? He's a golfer, isn't he? Well, he's a drink. Do you know what an Arnold Palmer is when you put vodka in it? Delicious. It's called a John Daly, the other golfer.

Oh.

Because he's a drunk. Oh, yeah.

Oh, really? Oh, he is. Oh, yeah. Oh, okay.

Happy golf day. All right. 5 at 6.55.

It's Mojo in the Mornings. 5 at 6.55. 5.

Good morning. Welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show, live from the Rocket Mortgage Classic Golf Tournament, which is this weekend in town. By the way, today's Pro-Am Day, so there's not only, you know, your professional golfers here, but a lot of celebrities that are here. We'll go through the list of them, and actually coming up here in just a little bit, Jerome Bettis is going to be joining us. The bus, the all-time great Pittsburgh Steeler. Super Bowl champion. And do you think he wears his ring?

I saw him at a Coney Island This is like six years ago He had it on

He was wearing a ring in a Coney Island I would, 100% You wouldn't wear yours everywhere? I would never wear it

Do you know how hard he worked for that?

I would have that in a trophy case somewhere But what good is that going to do? If it's in a trophy case Then nobody can steal it off your finger

Nobody's stealing anything from the bus

Do you think he's still powerful enough To take out people or is he old enough? We'll see I'm going to tell him you just called him up

Wait, are you going to try to steal his ring? I thought that was your turn.

Oh, that was mine. That's why Luke's here, right?

That's right. My son Luke is with me. By the way, my son Luke is my caddy, and the poor bastard has to, he woke up so early this morning.

I gave him a hug this morning, and he goes, how do you guys do this every single day?

Luke, you want to take after your old dad here, your old man? You want to take after the old man and do this early morning broadcast and stuff? What do you think? Listen to his voice. Listen to these sultry tones that Luke has here. Say hello to Radio Land. Hello, Radio Land. Oh, listen to that voice. Yes. If I was in the studio, I'd be playing that soft, silky music right now. Luke, say Mary had a little lamb, and I actually had her in my bed. Okay, what?

No.

Luke, I have a question for you. Did you volunteer to be your dad's caddy today, or did he have to bribe you with something?

Well, I'm definitely getting a paycheck after this. Okay, that's what I was wondering.

There's got to be a price. Yeah. I'm not working for free.

I didn't know I had to get up this early, though. And he told me at, like, 1030 last night. Yeah. That was really nice with you.

But how do I usually pay you for any kind of a thing? I don't usually do a... I'm trying to be as deep as him. Why am I doing that? Room and board. How do I... No, no. Actually, better than that. What is it I usually do to give you a payment? Pro shop. I'm going to the pro shop. Were you just trying to match his voice level?

Is that what you heard?

Yeah. What do I usually do around the house? Luke, say, twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Mike, say, twinkle, twinkle, little star.

Twinkle, twinkle.

By the way, Luke and I have to walk 18 holes after this thing's over with. Yep. We have to walk 18 friggin' holes after this thing's over with.

You're going to get your steps in. Wait. They won't give you a cart for this? I mean, you're not the pose. No, you can't use a cart.

We got action we got action wait could someone hit us

If you hear if I go to the hospital I could use a nap you guys is the perfect place for me to pick up

for this boy by the way if somebody gets it right in between the cleavage what do they get do they get like a car they win that car a new wife oh my god all right uh let me do five lies to tell your mom by the way i gotta tell you that esthetica is back esthetica is back as a sponsor for five lies where moms you have a chance to win a gift card to go to one of the best med spas around Aesthetica Med Spa, and you can check them out, EMSIV.com.

It's Mojo in the morning.

Sweet.

Five lies to tell your mom.

Taylor? What's up? You ready for five lies to tell your mom? Oh, I'm so ready. I've been waiting to do this for years. We're going to give you an opportunity to win a prize for your mom. We'll give you five lies, and if you can get through them all without your mom getting angry at you and never wanting to talk to you ever again you win a prize for okay okay let's go a little backstory on here uh your mom

hates your dog yes we're gonna put your dog into a situation here you're gonna say line number one mom i lost the dog what's the dog's name roscoe roscoe i love that line number two say the girls had a late start this morning line number three i think roscoe ran after them line number four

I'm on the phone with the bus driver right now.

And lie number five, he ran onto a school bus and is now terrorizing the kids. All right.

So you need, we need acting skills here. You need to be in a panic over this to make mom believe it.

Okay.

And we understand that your mom's already at work. She's actually a teacher. So she's going to, we're going to be calling her at school right now?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she teaches at the middle school in the area.

Oh, okay. All right, here we go. We're calling mom up for five lives to tell your mom.

Okay. Hello? Mom? Who is this? Mom, it's me. Taylor? Yeah, mom, I lost the dog. What? I lost a dog. Ossie had a late start. What? Yeah. Ossie had a late start today, and so the dog schedule was all messed up, and he ran after her, and I'm on the phone with the bus driver right now, and they want me to come up there because he's on the school bus terrorizing the kids. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? I don't know what to do. Roscoe's on the school bus. He's on the school bus. You're done. You're done. It's done. That's it. Holy crap. Are they going to take me to jail? Dude, they're going to take everything you own. Did he find anybody? I don't know. They just want me to come up there, but I'm not going by myself. The driver drove away with the dog on the bus? I guess so, Mom.

Stop it.

Why would she do that? Can you come with me? Oh, my God. Mom, I need you to come with me. Oh, my God. They don't want to see me up there, because they're going to start making threats to you, and I'm going to tell you what, ain't nobody threatening mine. And Zach's at work, and I can't get him to pick up the phone. Oh, my God. I warned you, Taylor. I warned you, that dog. Oh, my God. Well, I'm going to threaten you enough. They're not going to need to. I am going to flip out. I'm panicking. I'm panicking. Yeah, you should panic. You should panic. I think she's pouring into my classroom that I've got to go teach, and you're going to lose everything you own. Don't you go up there without me. Where is my granddaughter? In school, and he's on the bus. Oh, my God. Do you want to have a heart attack? I don't know what to do. Oh, my God. I'm having a very hard time laughing my head around how this happened. How the hell did she drive away with a dog on the bus? Wasn't Aussie saying anything? Wasn't the kid saying anything? It wasn't a substitute driver. Holy ****. A substitute knows a dog ain't a student.

Mom.

Why is that funny?

Mom. This is the mojo in the morning show. And Taylor had you on five lies to tell your mom.

Oh, my gosh. Taylor Aubrey. You've got the middle name, girl. My whole body is ice cold and covered. Mom, I got you.

Mom.

My kids just heard me and now I can't. Ask when they want me, I'll go. Oh, my God, I'm going to kill the dog.

Mom.

I love my grandpappy. I love my grandpappy.

Your grandpappy. Taylor just won you a prize for being on Five Lies to Tell Your Mom Everything is All Good.

Yes. We did it, Mom.

My favorite is Mom's Whisper Panic that she's in because she doesn't want people to know.

Yes. What? What? I have a closet at the back of my classroom. I teach eighth grade, and they heard me. I know.

We're setting you up with a prize. Congratulations. Good job. Yay. And we're setting you up with a nice little makeover. We're giving you a $150 gift card to Estetica Med Spa and IV Bar. Congratulations.

Yay.

Love you. Mom, I love you, too, but I'm going to kill you.

It's Mojo in the Morning. Sweet. Five lies to tell your mom.

I had it happen to me twice now in the last week because it happened to me on Friday and then it happened to me yesterday. And it must be something that's been going on. And you'll have to call us up and you'll have to tell us if this is the case. I told you guys the story the other day on the show about how when we got back from the daddy-daughter dance, And Mike and I did a pizza order that might have been a pizza order for a family of about 12. And I forgot it at your house, too. I was supposed to take some home to the family, and I completely forgot. Don't worry, because Luke and his buddies all pretty much devoured the meat lover's pizza. Which, by the way, I think the thing not only had bacon and sausage and pepperonis and stuff on it, I think there might have been an actual chicken or something on there, too. It was incredible. So when I grabbed the pizzas from the DoorDash driver, the DoorDash driver, I remember I told you guys, asked for more tip because he said that it was really far for him to drive, even though I gave him a 20% tip, which was what the thing gave you the options to do. Well, yesterday I went to go eat, and I won't say the name of the restaurant because the owners of the restaurant were huge listeners, and I think they would be upset at this person for doing this. Maybe, just maybe, I will have them call up the show because they know that it was me. After I was eating, I did the whole, you know, walk up to the counter and give my money and all that stuff to the waitress. And it was her that was the waitress that waited on our table. I gave her a tip, and again, it was 20%. 20%. And mind you, the reason why I know it's 20%, I've got the tip app on my phone.

That's how you do it. What's the tip app? You don't know how to just do 20%? Let's not make fun of me. I'm a radio guy. That's hard. Are you guys joking? No.

I totally know how to do it, but just for radio purposes, what is the tip app? The tip app here, you can say no splits, or you can tell how many people you're splitting it by. You can do a 20% tip, or you can go up to a 25% tip, or you can give a 5% tip if you want to.

You put in your bill total, right? Yes.

By the way, Shannon's validatorian. You guys, it's 20%? Hold on. Golf applause.

I feel like we need to test this theory. I'll ask all of you. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Let's test Shannon. Yes. Okay, look. Our bill is $42. No, no. No, I'm typing the bill.

$42. Okay, so 8 would be 20%, and I would round up to 9, and that's how I would do it.

What? Yeah, it's $8.40. How did you do that? Yeah, $8.40. You guys. All right, here's the deal. Come on. I'm not questioning that fast. You're like a calculator. You got to give us. Okay. No, you got to give us. You can't write anything down anymore.

Okay.

You have to do it just on the top of your head. Okay. I just wrote down the bill. Total. Now it's $54.

Okay. Well, it would be $10, and I would round up to probably $12. $11 would be sufficient, but I would round up to $12.

I got to make sure you're right. $10.80. He's checking. Son of a gun.

She got it? Let's go. All right. Let's go.

Well, I can't always do it. Well, she said nicely. She didn't say, like that other guy said, it was a really far drive. Can you give me a little bit more tip? Which, by the way, I would have definitely given the guy a little bit more tip if I had, let's not, we're at a golf place right now. Let's not do the sex jokes. Okay, you can do sex jokes. Nobody's listening here right now. And she said to me, this is her exact words, and you guys tell me if you think that this is a good move on her or a bad move. She says to me, she goes, yeah, you know, I just wanted to let you know that my daughter is going at the end of this month or the end of next month. She's going away, and they're doing this European trip, and she's really sweet, and I'm a single mom, and she did this whole thing where she was telling me about this. And she said, could I ask you, and I'm thinking she's going to ask me to donate to her daughter's thing. Could you up your tip a little bit? That was exactly what she said to me.

Good for her.

Is that okay? Good for her.

I'm not a fan. I'm not a fan.

She could have told you that story and said, oh, thank you so much, you know, for your generous tip. I'm saving for my daughter to do this without. Which I would have given. That's exactly right. I know you would have given. I would have totally. But to outright ask, I think that that's.

There's got to be a little finesse. I would have liked her to have a ask me about my daughter pin. that way it's more of a conversation than me just going out right and saying can you up your tip

we praise hustlers you know what i mean no i honestly that's a smooth that's like a person we should hire as a salesperson here at the radio station right

The problem with what she did, and did you give her the extra money? Because I would have thought, there's no way you can say no.

No, so what?

You can't say no.

So my exact thing was, I can't do it because I already wrote it up there, and I hate the whole, you have to scratch it out, and then you have to, like, initial and do all that stuff. So I ended up, look what I got. Do I look like a baller or what? Hold on. You got a bunch of singles? Absolutely not. Why do you got to give away my joke, man?

Holy crap.

He's got a wad.

Wait.

Is this what?

Oh, okay, it's all singles.

That's like four and a half inches thick, but it's all singles. Look at that.

The real story.

Oh, and some fives. You got to sprint it up the arm. Wait a second. Let me see that. Let me see that. Let me see that.

Oh, shake it a little bit.

Oh, just fan your, look at that.

Wow. What club are we going to? So how was Bazooki's? Bazooki's.

This is what's left over. By the way, if I go to Bazooki's like this, they won't let me out of that place. So what I did was I go, hold on a second. One, two. I counted, and I ended up giving her $15. I gave her 15 singles. Nice. And she was like, oh, thank you very much. I appreciate that. She was really nice. And I walked outside, and I thought to myself, wait, this happened to me last week, and it's happened to me now. This has got to be a thing now with the service industry. And I kind of get it that I've heard that people are treating people in the service industry like, you know, crap. And I wonder if this is their way. It's like the revenge that they're getting where they're saying to you, all right, this is ridiculous.

It's kind of smart, though, because companies are going to hear about this, and they're going to go, you guys got to stop doing that. And they're going to go, well, then you have to pay us more, so we don't have to ask for these tips. Yeah. And then they'll eventually, hopefully, pay them more.

Well, and I also honestly think that a 20% tip should be a tip, especially for in-person service. Maybe on carryout it might be a little bit less.

Oh, I pay less than 20% for carry-out. You do?

Yeah. Cheese-skate. I was going to say maybe.

No, I think that that's fair, though. But can I tell you why?

I can't do 15% math. I have to use the app for that.

Yeah, but they're not doing work. They're not doing as much work as somebody who is taking care of my table for an hour or an hour and a half or whatever.

What's up, Devin? It's Mojo in the Morning. What's going on?

20% isn't that hard. I'm going to get the simple math right here. Anytime you go to a restaurant and let's say your bill is $13, right? You just move the decimal over to the left. What decimal?

What decimal?

Stop using your one three decimal zero zero, the dot.

That's voodoo magic.

Yeah, 13.00. You got 13.00. You move the decimal over to the left and then double it. So $13.00 is $2.60.

Wow, you lost me. By the way, you be smart. Thanks, Devin. Brooke, what's going on, Brooke? It's Mojo in the Morning.

Okay, let me make it a little bit easier than moving the decimal for you. All you have to do is you do two times the first number. So if Shannon had, what, $52 you gave her, it's two times five is ten, and if the second number is higher than five, like you said in rounding numbers, you go up a dollar. No, I like that.

That's easy. No, that sounds ridiculous. Then you use the emoji, then you use the thumbs-down emoji, and you times it by four. I like that.

I like that one. But I already forgot it.

If it's $100 and above, you do the first two numbers. So if it's like $120, you do two times 12.

Brooke, what do you think of the game that, you know, the DoorDash guy played and the waitress yesterday played?

I think maybe the DoorDash has a little bit of, like, a room to say, hey, I drove a little further. But I think the waitress one, she got you.

But she at least gave me a nice story about the whole deal. Like, she didn't just come right out and say, I need more tip. I mean, her story was definitely compassion-filled, you know, that she's got a daughter and she's a single mom and stuff. I don't know.

Well, good for her on her skills on storytelling. You look like a sucker.

I am a sucker, total sucker.

Maybe they know that. Maybe all of them know that in the area, and they're like, hey, just go to that guy. Go to that guy, so I was just asking for money.

You know what it was? She saw the big bulge in my pocket. Did you see that right on the sides? Of ones that are right there. Morning's Dirty on the 30. Did you guys see on our story yesterday, they're coming in right now, our Morgan Walmart contestants.

They are so spot on. It's freaky, actually.

So Friday morning, we're having a Morgan Walmart contest where we're going to give you an opportunity to win tickets to go to Friday Night Show. If you look like Morgan Wallen, you can go on our social media. You can actually DM us your pictures. Make sure you put your phone numbers with that, and you're going to have to be available on Friday for this to win those tickets. So make sure that you send them to us, and then go check out the stories so you can see what your competition looks like. Tomorrow morning, starting at 6 o'clock, Morgan Wallen tickets right when we sign on at 610. He was in Grand Rapids last night, and the crowd was absolutely insane. They were there at, like, 2 o'clock in the afternoon waiting outside Van Andel Arena.

How much flannel did you see?

All the flannel.

Every ounce of it. Did they hang out somewhere after the show? Do you have any idea?

I don't know if Morgan Wallen did.

Because they've done that in the past.

So I heard the hotel where he was staying at, which is obvious one of the big ones. One of the nice ones. Yeah, yeah. The big, nice ones. Stay at the JW. Same way, JW. But I also heard where he's staying here in town, and I also heard that he's going to be in town hanging out a lot. And I also heard, because he's a big golfer, that he's going to be golfing here and also at another suburban club.

You should tell everybody where he's staying. Yeah. Who's opening?

Hardy, is that right? Yeah.

Hardy, Ernest, and then Bailey Zimmerman.

So the rumor is that they like to golf while they're around.

Well, look, one thing about our Morgan Walmart competition, I'm looking on the story right now, and like you said, great pictures. The ladies are getting in on the fun, too. I love that. I love that. Don't think that you just got to be a guy. If you're a lady out there that looks like Morgan Walmart, here's your shot. Yes.

All right, getting over to the dirty, it is official. Ryan Seacrest will be replacing Pat Sajak as the host of Wheel 410 when Pat retires after the upcoming season. He will assume hosting duties for the 2024-25 season. Making a statement on social media yesterday, Seacrest wrote, I am truly humbled to be stepping into the footsteps of the legendary Pat Sajak. One of my first jobs was hosting a little game show called Click for Merv Griffin 25 years ago. So this is truly a full circle moment for me, and I'm grateful to Sony for the opportunity.

Do you know that Merv gave him his start? Yeah. Oh, really? And Merv looked at him as like a grandson. Yep. And the rumor was back...

25 years ago.

So here's what I found out last week from my source, who's, by the way, it is not one of Ryan's people that, like, works directly with Ryan, but it's a mutual radio friend of ours who talked to Ryan and said that this was something that was in the works years ago. Really? That Ryan was the heir apparent to Pat Sajak, and that was something that was kind of put into whatever play, I believe, longer than just the last few months.

It's interesting because everything is so very calculated behind the scenes, right? Like, that is probably why his exit from the Kelly Ripa, you know.

Well, it was definitely to get back to L.A. where they filmed the show, yeah.

Does that mean Middays on Kiss FM is open now? Actually, yes, Kiss FM in Toledo.

Now, here's the thing. Vanna White still has a year to go on her contract, and she is currently in talks to extend it. However, excuse me, and I got so excited.

Ooh, where was that? Where did that come, Mo? It's the air quality.

Just had some dairy. I'm hearing that she's already lawyered up because she wants more money. And I think I mentioned this earlier in the week. She makes $3 million per year currently. She hasn't gotten a raise since she started with the show, so I think she's going, I know Seacrest. I know Seacrest is going to get some big money. What about me? So we'll see where that goes. And if she'll even be back. She started at $3 million a year? Well, I don't know what her starting salary was, but I know that for a long time now, it's been $3 million. No raises, only bonuses. She needs a better agent.

But you have to understand, though. Her bonuses, I'm guaranteeing you, she is making...

I bet you her bonuses are more than her salary.

Well, and I bet you, this is no joke. She's making upwards of $15 or so million a year. I would put money on that.

Look, I'll turn letters for a mil.

Look at her net worth. But look. What do I have to do? We love Vanna. We want Vanna to have a job and continue to work and do whatever she wants to do in her life. But how incredible would it be if Pat Sajak's daughter became the new Vanna White?

No, I would do it naked for a million.

All right. Will after dark.

Taylor Swift's Eras tour is on the path to break some records and become the biggest concert tour in history, potentially taking in over a billion dollars, you guys. This would surpass the current record held by Elton John's Farewell Yellowbrook Road Tour, which has so far taken in about 887 mil. One music industry exec describes it to me as a once-in-a-lifetime phenomenon.

Again, I would do it naked for a billion dollars. That is insane. That's actually crazy.

And lastly, one airline passenger is getting just roasted on the internet this morning for surprising his girlfriend with a proposal on an airplane. They were flying to Cancun but he did it outside the toilet. The guy proposed with the help of some other travelers who all agreed to silently wait for his lovely lady to exit the lavatory. They all held up written signs that said, will you marry me? But rather than celebrating the soon to be wedded sweetheart

Thank you.

who I don't know their names, or else I would shout them out. Online haters just went to town because they're like, your fiancé just finished either peeing or pooping, and then she comes out to find you on one knee with a ring. So comments included, amazing, popped a number two, and then said I do. Congrats. Another said, dropping one big rock to picking up another. Congratulations.

That should have been one of the signs holding up.

Right? Yeah.

To drop the number two.

For all of today's Dirty, check out that Dirty page on Mojo in the Morning.

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Mojo in the Morning, show 844-MOJO-LIVE, or text 95500. Obviously, we're on location, but we're still wanting you to talk to us and, you know, give us a little love on the phone lines and text lines. Megan, did they want to hook up?

Oh, my God. You know what I was thinking about it? You called me cranky a little bit earlier, which has never been a word used to describe me ever in my life, so thank you for the first. Thank you for the half-assed chuckle, too. So, essentially, I do think that I'm a little bit cranky this morning. I will say you are a little bit right, and that's because I didn't get much sleep last night because I got into my room yesterday because I had got a hotel in downtown Detroit, and I had one of the scariest things happen to me. Now, what's funny about this is every time I get into a hotel room, I'm on the phone with my dad so that if I'm murdered, he can't do anything. And he'll just call 911.

You call your dad.

Yeah, while I'm checking in, he's with me, so he knows my room number. And then while I'm going through the room, making sure there's not a murderer hiding in the closet, he's on the phone as well. And I looked to the left, and I went, oh, crap. And he goes, what, what? And I said, there's one of those connecting doors to another room. I hate that as a girl. I hate having a door that just is accessed by another room. It makes me feel so unsafe. And he was like, well, lock it. And I was like, I tried to lock it. I didn't really trust the lock. And I was like, well, that's the best I can do. And I slept with my lights on in my room last night so that if somebody broke through this door, I would be able to see them and fight, essentially, because I don't know.

Stay ready. Stay ready. Just slip with her fist balls.

And normally at home in that situation, I would sleep with a knife. I didn't have a knife. I was in a hotel room, so I was like, fist it is. Slaps only. Let's do it the full 007 Nintendo 64 slaps only.

Just a thought from somebody that kind of like plays this through in my head. What's the difference between that door and the connecting room door and the door to your hallway?

Because people can see you in the hallway.

Room to room is just private. Nobody can see that. And I feel like they can plot. If you're just in the hallway, there's more probability of people walking by interrupting what you got in your mind. You're in your door. You got tools. You can do whatever.

So I get into bed, and I'm trying to fall asleep, and I don't do well sleeping in places that I'm normally at anyways, and I finally fall asleep, and then I hear that door unlock and open. No. And I thought, oh my God, I know how swingers work. I know how you operate. If it's not the pineapple and you have conjoined rooms, one person will open their side of the door and will be like, if you would like to join, you can open your side. They say that? Or it's just like, if you hear the door open? If you hear the door open and you're thinking about joining, you can open your door.

Where did you hear this stuff? Was this on some TikTok that you saw?

I saw a documentary on swingers. I don't know. It's just a thing. People know this.

So you, wait. I did not know this. So somebody call and tell us if this is true. Because I'd never heard this before either, Shannon.

That's a thing. That is 100% a thing. Personal experience. Absolutely.

So do they have to knock or do they just simply open?

No, they just leave the door open. And if you want to join, you open your door. If you leave it closed, it's a no thank you.

So what happened after you opened the door? What did they do?

I didn't open the door. So the other person opened the door. I could clearly hear it. And then the door was so thin, I heard everything they were doing. I heard their suitcase unzipping. I heard their bathroom door closing. I heard their toilet flushing. I heard everything because it was so thin.

Do you think that they were doing it for that reason of the swinging thing? Or do you think that they were doing it because they just thought that that was what you'd do with a door? Well, it's me.

So, obviously, the first thing I thought was, oh, my God, they're trying to murder me. Somebody's going to break in. Hold on, hold on, what time was this? Like 10 o'clock.

What room number were you in? You can say it, you can say it, because we're not there anymore.

Wait, you can. 1836 so guess who was in 1838 30 10 o'clock why do you open up the door I thought it was a closet oh it's a room and they closed it that locked it and they went to the other side I bet that's because I had the center room I don't I wonder if I had a room on each side or whatever.

You scared the bejesus. I wanted to know I didn't sleep all night because I thought, somebody's going to kick in that door and kill me.

So you heard, when you say everything, I had a room to myself last night. You heard everything.

Absolutely.

I look at you in a new light, Mike. This is a new day for us, and I hate it.

I want to know, though, but you bring up a really interesting point, and I would love to know if there's a listener that would tell us if that really is a swinger thing, that people do that. They open up the doors. I've never in my life ever heard of that.

I haven't either. I feel like there has to be more, though, because what if my TV is up and I don't hear your door opening? There's got to be, like, a second level. Or a special knock. Or do you put something underneath the door?

Like, do you, like, kind of, you know, like, yeah.

No, you put a pineapple on the door or you open the conjoining door.

The pineapple is a real thing. I've heard that when you go to events and things like that, if someone has, like, a pineapple pin. I think it's upside-down pineapple.

Upside-down pineapple, yeah. Not that I know from experience. I just, I've heard.

Sounds like you got a thread over there.

Andrea, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Good morning. I'm good. How are you guys?

Good. What's happening?

Okay, so I actually don't know anything about swingers. That's not why I'm calling it. I was texted in because I was laughing so hard in my car when Megan said, flappers only from 007. It's a horrible, like, you know, not, was it like 2D, 3D that they use for Nintendo 64? Or Megan just slapping someone.

By the way, it's back on Xbox Game Pass, if you'd like.

Let me tell you, it's also on the Nintendo Switch. It is. I do play it.

Rose. Okay. Rose used to be a swinger. Rose, what's going on?

Good morning. Good to talk to you. Hi, Rose. Good morning. Megan, you're such a sweetheart. You little naive thing. I love it. I know. Well, the thing is, are you guys there? I can't hear you. Oh, yeah. No, no. Okay, okay. By the way, I'm waiting for another insult. Sorry.

You've never been quieter than right now. I know.

You're adorable. No, like, okay, so when you're in the lifestyle, it is very, they like to very much know who they are in relationship with. So it's not just all willy-nilly that they'll just open a door to a stranger. And honestly, I've never heard of that, that you just open the door and welcome just anybody in. And it's kind of a, I don't want to be inclusive, but you kind of stay within your boundaries and your group.

Okay.

So it's kind of one of those things where you're like.

Have you ever done the pineapple stuff, though, that, you know, you've always heard that.

It's true. Like, if you're having a party, it's just pineapple haven. And then you know where the party's at. But it's still kind of an invite only, and you kind of stay in the realm because there's a lot of rules and guidelines, actually. A lot of people think it's, you know, there is a lot of stipulations, and it's more strict than you realize.

Somebody one time said, and it's either somebody or was on Pornhub, that it's the note under the door, but it's not on the conjoining or whatever, the adjoining door. It's the note under your door, and it's usually like the person will say, hey, I saw you walking in, and a note underneath the door, and that's how a lot of hotel sex stuff happens.

Well, yeah, because you have to know. Like, they would have to know that those people are actually in the lifestyle, and there are a lot of tales. Like, there's special rings that people will wear. Rings? Rings? Like, what kind?

Is it a certain emblem or colors on a ring? What's the ring thing?

Usually black rings. Like, the couple will wear similar black rings. Are you looking at my hair right now? Don't you got a black? No, it's silver, man.

But also, okay, are you telling me that every person out there isn't looking for a stranger? Because I know there are people looking for strangers. You don't have to know the person.

Oh, no. I mean, I'm sure there's somebody that's going to be looking for a stranger. But usually, I mean, if you guys want to be creepy like that, it could be true. But usually if they're in the swinger lifestyle, it's more controlled than just, hey, we opened our door. Come join us. I mean, they just might be freaky couples.

some people just think it's a closet door and they open the closet door by the

way what would you have done if Megan opened a bed door All right, it is Mojo in the morning. Shannon, what is this website that everybody keeps talking about?

I don't know because I have not ordered from it, but I have heard everybody talking about the app and the website Timu. Ah, the dollar store of the online world. Yes, okay, so I remember, I'm not joking. You know it's one of those things like everybody's telling me about Timu, Timu, Timu, where if you go to it, apparently stuff is, like one of my friends the other day, he was like, I was looking for a phone case. Somebody told me to go on Timu. He got a phone case for $1.14, like an OtterBox knockoff on Timu. It was the Super Bowl commercial mojo that they said they claim like you can shop like a billionaire. Oh, yeah, yeah. And so now they're saying that it is the second most used shopping app after Amazon. Really? Absolutely not. I feel bad for those people. But I feel like it is this like it's straight out of China, even though they say they're out of like Massachusetts or something. but their parent company is out of China. Or as President Trump said, China. And there's all sorts of conspiracy theories about what Timu is and how they can not only steal information from your phone or computer, but track you.

Oh, Megan's going to be on it.

I love it.

I'm here for it. I can't wait to waste somebody's time following me around to do nothing. But it's like Wish, but worse. Oh, really?

See, I didn't even know what Wish is. What is Wish? Same thing? Like a cheap shopping website? Yeah.

But this is like even cheaper, which makes me think that the conditions have to be even worse. Yeah.

Is it good stuff? Like, I mean, there are some good knockoffs. Like, I've seen people that will wear, you know, some designer stuff, and you're like, oh, my God, that person's got some really expensive stuff on. Okay, so I'm on it right now.

Hang on. I don't want to spin. Here you go.

I just want $100 of that spin. Oh, wow. There's actually some nice.

Right. Like, you know. Oh, it's got, like, everything.

It's got everything from, like, nose trimmers to, like, power cords for your computer.

Okay, this is one of those websites, though, that I want to buy stuff and then make a YouTube or a TikTok video, and it's, like, what I thought I was buying and then what I got.

Well, and so that's the thing I want to hear from people because I saw people posting, like, what they bought, and then what you get sometimes is not even close to what you thought it was going to be, but, like, you paid 60 cents for it, so oh well.

Justina, what's up? It's Mojo in the Morning.

and you do timu so i have been using timu now for a few weeks or so my best friend has been using it for months and heavily recommended it to me um i am her matra of honor in her wedding and uh her bachelorette party is over labor day weekend i got all of her decorations and party favors for 65 and they are coming in in small batches and they are all so wonderful so far and i mean And similarly to what Shannon was just saying, it's $0.60, so it's not the end of the world. I'll find something else. But I have not been disappointed yet.

What is the shipping, though? If they're charging only $0.60 for it, do they charge you a bunch for shipping?

I think you have to spend $10 to get free shipping, right? Yes.

It's not a large amount at all to qualify for that free shipping. And you can pay for more for expedited shipping. But they'll also give you a credit if your shipment comes after.

Is this stuff, like, stuff that will only last for, like, the one party, or is it things that you would buy that actually, you know, might last you for a little bit? Because I always, like, I bought, I did that t-shirts.com thing where you buy, and you could buy, like, a pack of five, like, cotton t-shirts for $10. Well, the t-shirts would be, like, once you washed them, they were horrible.

Yeah.

So it was like wash, and I always wash my shirts right ahead of time, but once you wash them after your first wear, it was like they fall apart.

So somebody did like a deep dive on Timu and said it's Better Business Bureau rating is 2.2 out of 5. It says, I'm reading this thing, Timu gains full access to all of your contacts, calendars, and photo albums, plus all of your social media accounts, chats, and texts.

Oh, jeez.

In other words, literally everything on your phone.

Wow. Andrea, go to Andrea, because Andrea, what did you order?

um i've ordered from them about 18 times and i've ordered hundreds of dollars um i've gotten one crappy thing and it's been a smart watch that i paid 98 cents for and it's not that it didn't work it's that it only held a charge for four hours but you were talking about um timu having access to all of your stuff every social media thing that you ever

But not connected to China is what the issue is. Besides TikTok. It's the same as TikTok. And so now this is going to become another thing that you're going to hear about. We've been hearing about TikTok so much, and now Timu is going to become the new thing that you're going to hear about a ton.

And here's the thing, though. You know, you click the I don't want them to get my info or I don't want them to track me or do any of that stuff. And I wonder always.

does that really work right but also the idea that you just said what you just said kind of cracks me up a little bit because saying that is like saying well i'm not gonna lock my car doors or i'm not gonna lock my because who cares they're you know they're gonna have access they're gonna get into it and i i think that you're still being a little naive so you're gonna just continue to order you know crap that's like sense and just give them everything what have what if they what if your credit cards uh get compromised like that why would you leave stuff like that in your

in your car you're just asking for someone to steal it what did you just say right why leave stuff like that in your car aren't you just asking for someone to steal it that stuff should be on

your body okay so so basically what you're saying is you're saying that you don't care that somebody's going to take your own personal information which to me is more valuable i guess i grew up in a

generation that everything is on the internet um i mean knock on wood i pay for i pay for identity protection not that it's gonna you know necessarily protect me in the future but lifeline can only do

so much but i'm with her because i've shopped at big box stores before and my credit card information got stolen there that wasn't online and that was at a major retailer like it can happen anywhere i'm getting sold on t-shirt you guys i love this but no no no let me no let me

I also do this one, too. I hear all the times where people will sit there and talk about, like, and I do not discount, you know, your philosophies and thoughts about, like, global warming and the world and all that stuff. But what about the sweat labor that goes into the stuff that you're doing?

Well, so that's another component to this. They're comparing it to, like, Sheen. Yeah.

So if you care about the world and about making sure that we all live healthier lives, what about the kids who are making your 98-cent smartwatch?

I absolutely agree with you. I absolutely agree with you. I don't know how we fix that problem because you can't use your computer now or your phone or your car or, like, anything.

I understand that, but I'm just saying, though, you know.

No, you're right.

And I can't. I have to because I have to run the controls here.

But you know what I'm saying? Like, it's not just.

She just took my microphone away from me.

It's not just a cheap item thing, but I also think then we victimize people who aren't in a financial situation to afford the goods that are here. So I do think it's kind of multiple folds.

Then maybe, here's the thing. Maybe then what we do is we go on Timu right now and we try to find, what else can we find on there?

But the problem with websites like this is I go for one thing and then because everything is so cheap. when is your birthday next week uh no two weeks two weeks here's the deal here's the deal it's a

timu birthday for megan we're having a timu party and here's the deal why did i get screwed nope

nobody can spend more than a dollar my last skit for megan was from wish.com it was it was supposed to be this big harry potter like wand i thought oh this is the greatest thing in the world it was a a keychain.

I don't know. It's smaller than they appear. Every listener, every listener right now, you've got to go to Timu and buy Megan something and ship it to the radio station.

Mojo.

Five, four, three, two, one. Ignition sequence start. Let me take y'all back to the beginning. This is it.

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All right, it is the Mojo in the Morning show. Tomorrow morning, Morgan Wallen tickets. Yeah. Starting at 6-10. And you'll have a chance to win from 6 all the way through to the end of the show. You'll have an opportunity to win. And tomorrow, it is our Morgan Wallen last night for two-night tickets. So we're going to give you an opportunity to win. All right. It is the Rocket Mortgage Classic where we are right now. We're excited to be here. We are giving you an opportunity to also win some concert tickets during today's show. Drake tickets just about like 30 minutes ago. Ed Sheeran tickets coming up here in just a little bit. KP ran into Tony Finau just a couple of minutes ago and tried to get him to come on the air with us, only to realize he was between holes.

What? Well, you know, I was asking Greg, who's with me, giving me a little tour of this place, and I'm like, hey, is that like the little training kiddie area? And he's like, no, KP, that's the putting green. I'm like, oh, sorry, new here.

By the way, the greatest is you can get along or get away with that. Like Mike and myself and Kevin would be.

handcuffs right now yes but but you and shannon and megan like you guys can get away with it oh

you know whatever you know a bogey is not you know a booger it's actually i do have a few bogeys in my nose right now kb what does it mean um it means that you uh a couple strokes under par i think over oh it's over i mixed it up you got it though my search history on youtube last night was how to play golf for women honestly you would you did better than i would i did more research than uh

than most y'all so so i had a friend of mine that contacted me about a country artist golfing and wanting to golf and they asked me if uh i could help them with getting on a very nice course here in town and i asked kp who the person was and she was like wanting to you want you were such a fan i

was trying to be quiet i was literally sitting there like but you don't know what that is but

she was in and i thought oh my god this should actually be cool because then you offer up like like luke my son is going to caddy for me in this pro-am thing today and i'm not a very good golfer at all like i'm horrible and um it's going to be fun to be out here and honestly i think that these golfers all like look for novice i should have had kp caddying for me oh my gosh no instead No offense to Luke, though, because imagine if you're walking on a golf course and you've got somebody that is as pretty as KP walking around. I would have, actually, these guys caring about me. And there is Tony. Is that Tony right there? That might be him right there. He's in a very bright turquoise shirt. Oh, is he? Okay. That's somebody big right there. So we're at the Rocket Mortgage Classic at the Detroit Golf Club, and we are, hey, who are you? What are you wearing? What are you wearing? There she goes. Has anybody seen those signs that say...

Yeah, they don't have them for him right here, but I've seen them. They got his name on the back of the shirt, but my eyes were bad.

So we're in between the 9th and the 10th hole broadcasting in this big, like, bar thing that they have set up for, like, when you come out to the Rocket Mortgage Classic, which is open, you can come up here and drink and have fun. But, Greg, you got to, like, point out some of the golfers and stuff.

Who we got over there? Yeah, who... On the 10th tee.

I think they just walked over that way. You got to, like, Justin Thomas is one of those ones, too, that you want. And Ricky Fowler, if you've never, Google Ricky Fowler. Ricky Fowler is the guy who, he is, like, people love him. Isn't he, like, a character? But he always has the peach, fuzzy looking, like, mustache.

And he's known for his clothing, also. Like, really bright.

And he's, like, is he a Puma guy or something like that, I think? Right? He's a big Puma guy. So that's kind of our thing. The problem, Greg, with inviting us to broadcast here and probably why you should have just had WJR is that all we do is go, who's that person? Who's this person?

I didn't wave to WJR. They really are, like, at the front of the snack line. All the way over there. Do they have a better spot than us?

No? Is our spot better, do you think? Yeah. Oh, Greg. Give it up for Greg. Sorry about that.

Greg, you really did a solid.

Wait a second.

Okay, and looking up a picture of Ricky Fowler.

Wait, who's that guy? Who's this guy right here? Do we know who that guy is? I mean, there's people, like, walking around. There's, like, all these guys. They look like they're professional golfers.

Oh, my gosh. Or Foster.

Who is that guy? We're on radio. We don't read. Wait, look at the guy. Look at that purple.

I don't know.

Look at that purple.

That's something only Steve Gabar can do.

That is impressive. I like it.

I didn't know golf pants were, like, baseball pants. They're a lot of booties.

Have you noticed that? Like, a lot of these golfers are no longer wearing what looks like dress pants or anything like that.

It's like a fashion show, kind of.

They're wearing the joggers and the... Yeah, yeah. Look at you, Greg. Look at this, Greg. Look at those joggers. Very stylish.

What brand is that? Like, what's the popular brand right now? Grayson. Grayson? Which is a Detroit brand, yeah?

So Grayson is where the old John Varvatos is. That's their big store location.

Can you get it here, too?

Yeah, at the Detroit Golf Club. Sweet. All right, it's Mojo in the morning. So the next topic is for all the kleptos out there, because we might actually be those kleptos. We might be one of those people. Don't leave anything just laying around when you're out here with a bunch of celebrities and stuff like that. We might have to go up and snatch it. But you came up with this topic from, was it our Daddy Daughter Dance on Friday?

Yes, it was. Yeah. And I need to know where my fellow, what am I going to say? I'm a former klepto. I feel like the Statue of Limitations are beyond me, so I can talk about this now. Yes, you're good. But Daddy Daughter Dance, I ran into the wonderful Scott Mick, who is Megan's dad, and he's incredible. He's everything and more that I've come to know on this show from hearing Megan talk about him. I was so worried about you two sitting back to each other. No, he was incredible. He was incredible. But he talked about this one time when he was a little guy, and he's...

Stole something from a store.

Sounds like my dad.

He talked about how his dad made him walk all the way back to the store, and all your dad can remember was the black wingtip shoes that his dad was wearing because he was too scared to look up. And then Mike shared a story from his klepto days. Oh, yeah. Yep, yep, yep. That was a couple drinks deep in that. And then I shared a story from my day. So I was younger. I was reckless, you know, a little out of control. And I walked into a store, store not to be mentioned, and I saw this wonderful full, it's in the summertime, by the way. I'm short sleeves, I got cargo shorts on, everyone has flip-flops on. It's like the heat of the summer. And for some reason, I see this large winter camouflaged hunting jacket. And I say, you know what? I'm going home with that. And so I wear it out of the store. And my philosophy, I would never do it again. It didn't beep? It didn't beep. And no one beeped me. No one stopped me. I said, look, if nobody's going to stop me, we're just going to do this. Have you guys ever heard? Was it at Burlington? No, it wasn't at Burlington. When they used to call themselves Burlington Code Factory. No, this was a, I don't want to say it.

Can I say it? Yeah. Statute of limitations. Are they still around? Yeah, for sure. Statute of limitations. If they are still around, the only way you can say it is if today you go in there and apologize for what you did as a kid. It's never going to happen.

And put it, come on. It's never going to happen. How old were you at the time? I was like 17. Like 17 or 18. 17?

you go to Juvie. It was a Meijer.

It was a Meijer? It was a big one. They listened to us. Oh, man.

They listened to us.

So my store is closed. It's gone, I think. Are there Kmart's anymore? I don't think so. They're gone. Yeah, so back in around 15, 16, I went to Kmart and stole a fabulous CD. Remember that? But it was edited. It wasn't even like...

How'd you steal it? Where'd you put it?

So they used to remember they used to have those big CD cases. So I had to go to the bathroom and try to break that off. Well, they have those secret shoppers or whatever. I got busted stealing it, got caught. And they called my parents to tell, like, hey, we're going to let your parents know. But, you know, you're going to have to go back and tell them what happened because they didn't answer the phone. Well, at that time, they had voicemail recorders. Remember the little cassettes or whatever? So I got home before my parents ever did and took that out. They don't know to this day that I got busted at Kmart stealing.

So you ripped off Kmart, and that's the reason why they're no longer in business? It was a good CD. Turn it up. Crank it up. There's that. Come on.

This is off of Mike's CD. He still has it. This is the only thing I ever still have. I got caught.

By the way, do any of you guys still have CDs and play CDs? Of course.

I still have all my CDs. Remember, did you guys ever have, like, the big black case that you had to, like, unzip? That's what I have, yeah. And I labeled all mine. I still have that.

I got some of the plastic because the cover art is so beautiful.

I'm going to say this to you guys, and I can't believe this, but I have never stolen a second. You lie. You want to know why? Never once. You know why? No, I was, neither have I. Oh, you never, oh, good, okay, thank you. I think you said you know why. Because I was going to say the reason why for me was my dad would have beat my ass.

Absolutely.

And I'm going to say, well, your dad knows this because what he did with the wingtips, right? He's looking down at the wingtips. My dad was the type of dad that if we got in trouble, he would have beat our ass. He never beat our ass because guess what? He told us he was going to beat our ass.

My dad was very serious from a young age saying, if you ever get in trouble and you have one phone call, don't call me. I'm not coming for you. I don't care how old you are. I don't care what happened. Do not call me. I don't care. And so I was like, I can't get in trouble. I'm going to be there for the rest of my life.

Um, by the way, I cannot believe how horribly, uh, uh, full of criminals we are with our listeners this morning. I always stole one. No, no, I'm saying look at these listeners though. The, the, the, the messages and the texts and the calls. And let me go to Kim first. Kim, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. How are you?

Hi, Mojo. Just wanted to say that I am a first time caller. And long time listener? Long time. Long time listener. Of course. Of course. What's going on? Okay, so one time I went to Walmart, and there was, like, a pack of cookies there, and I didn't realize that, like, they were supposed to be sold individually, so when I scanned it, it didn't work, and then I was like, well, I don't understand what's happening here, so I scanned an individual barcode, like, on the boxes of cookies, and then when I got home, I realized that it was a whole pack of cookies, and, like, they were individual, and you had to pay for them individually, and I felt so guilty about it. I felt so guilty that I had to go back the next day and pay for the rest of the cookies in the pack.

See that? You have a conscience, unlike Kevin and Mike. You're a good person.

A win is a win.

Hey, thank you for the call, by the way. Thank you. Can I actually solicit, and maybe it will come to fruition?

in here or put out in the universe i want to talk to the lady who because she's always a lady who is caught on security camera sticking an article that she's stealing in her vagina oh yeah whoever that lady is because there's always that lady you ever notice that in the security camera oh yeah right down the pants and they're usually they're usually ladies that that are like me they might have a little extra skin on them and they're usually taking clothing and they are putting it in their their crotches and you hear these stories about how the security tags or something go off and they go i have nothing on me yeah how do they hold it up there does it like

bite down a lot of group strength well remember we did this topic a while ago and there was a man who was continually getting busted for putting meat down his pants at all of the local grocery

stores. Oh, that's right. Which is smart because what are you going to do, take it back? I forgot about that.

Yeah, that was his method of getting it out of the store was putting it down his pants. Do you cook that meat?

I mean, crap. Well, that's how you kill the bacteria.

Crap. What about the, like, does Tide, like, why does Tide not do commercials for their Tide pods where they actually say if you're a thief and you steal them it even cleans the smell of the vagina off of this thing. Do you think that's their target demographic? No. No, but I think that honestly, if I was if I'm sitting here at home and I'm like some mom watching and I'm going to get ready to go out and buy some detergent at Target, I'm going to say to myself, I'll buy the one that cleans the smell of the vagina off of my clothes.

Do you ever see somebody steal something so impressively, you're like, you earned that? Yeah. Like the woman who was wearing a skirt, and she crouched over a 12-pack of beer and just, like, grabbed it with her thighs and walked off like a normal person. You earned that. That's right. That's yours.

Honestly, you do that. Yeah. If I was in the store, I would actually give the money for you to go buy that. Absolutely. Oh, my God. Look who is on with us. We haven't had her on with us in a bit. Misfit Nicole is on with us. Hi, Nicole. What's going on, Misfit Nicole?

Good morning, everybody. Good morning.

Where have you been beautiful, lady?

I've been around. I can barely hear you.

Oh, you can't. Hello, Nicole. Are you going to hear me? Yes, I got you.

I was cracking up because Kevin is sharing his klepto stories, and everybody's talking about them, like, from children. I stole a watermelon last year. A watermelon.

How does one steal a watermelon?

So, you know, you just punch in the code, the number, like for fruit or whatever.

Yeah.

So I had it in my bag, like my card or whatever, and I rung all my stuff up. I had it at the bottom, and I had forgot it.

Oh, uh-huh.

And I was like, I'm not going back to pay for this ish. I'm not getting back in line. So I just had to put it. My little Walmart guy gave a little extra wink because he asked me. Extra wink?

Do me a favor. Do what Megan said and put it in between your thighs next time that you do it, okay?

Oh, my God. But, yes, I'm around. I love y'all. I'm here. Hey, Nicole. Welcome back.

Nicole, have you ever watched those videos, though, of the people that steal the clothes and they put them down their pants or the meat like Shannon brought up?

Guess what? I know a real life booster.

Whenever I see this.

I'll just go to his crib.

I love you. Take care of yourself.

Okay, bye.

Oh, my gosh. AJ, what did you steal, AJ?

Sorry, I'll give you this. A friend of mine went to a party. We were walking home through downtown Plymouth. They used to have a little power sports store that sold dirt bikes and stuff. They had a couple dirt bikes in the front of the store. Me and my friend saw them and decided to go home and grab a minivan, drive it back around, and we stuck it in the side of the minivan and drove off with it only to get caught when we got home.

Oh, my gosh. My police were there, or what happened?

So we were some partiers when we were kids, and we got kicked off of a street from partying too hard at one of my friend's house. And there just happened to be a cop in the neighborhood. One of the people, neighbors called the cops on us and said we were, you know, up to no good. So they ended up pulling us over. They ran the VIN numbers on the dirt bike. They didn't come back stolen except for a couple of minutes later, and we got pulled over again.

Wow.

Yeah. And ironically, we got arrested together with the same pair of handcuffs, and we stole the cop's cell phone from underneath the cage.

So you guys clearly learned your lesson. Yeah. Yeah. That's amazing. By the way, the cops who are arresting you get robbed. That's when you know you are a good criminal. All right. Well, thank you for the call, AJ. Appreciate it. Stay out of trouble. Lydia. If we get more, I want you to put them through. I want, I want, but I need, Lydia, we need the big one. Like, we need, seriously, like, the person that made off with, I don't know, the biggest item, but they had to steal it by sticking it. Up their skirt. Up their skirt. You know how much jewelry I could fit in my butt cheeks? Okay. I can't even put keys in my pocket. You know what? We're going to do a little contest tomorrow. I'm feeling it. I'm going to Lucido's today. Don't tell Vince. Franny. I'm going to Lucido's today

I really have to make a TikTok about this

12 Rolexes I can get them right there Ladies and gentlemen we have a man who's the reason why we're all here today because if it wasn't for him in the studio and us saying hey can we do this we wouldn't be here but Casey's back with us from the Rocket Mortgage Classic and of course from Rocket Mortgage the man who is responsible for us being in this beautiful great right where you're going to stick at about

5-6 feet from the 9th hole here. What time are you off today?

I just found out that I'm a 110. It's going to be a long day for me. You know who you're right behind is Rhonda Walker. I think she's 1230. Is she really? You guys are close. She's a great golfer, by the way. She's really good. I'm not. I'm a horrible golfer. You have to tell me who this guy is. I have no idea who this – because I'm not – you know, I follow professional golf, but I know, like, Ricky Fowler's and stuff like that. But who is – hold on. Stand by. I'm going to get the name here. Who is Hank Laboda?

Yeah, Hank's been here two or three times, I think. Yeah. You're going to have a great time no matter what.

My son says he's a really good golfer. Yeah. That potentially he's a guy that could win this thing. He should be a good golfer. He's on the tour.

I know.

He's average.

I don't think they're playing with, like, a 20 handicap.

But he said that he's a guy that potentially could win this thing, that that's one of those guys. He's been here a few times.

I think he's been middle, upper part of the leaderboard, and, you know, they're already off. They were teeing off today at 645. I just watched Ricky tee off here about 10 minutes ago, and they'll be rolling. So by 110 comes around, we're going to warm up a little bit, and you're going to have a great day.

What are the odds, because we're on this ninth hole par three, and we're actually right at the hole, but what are the odds that somebody goes long and it comes up here on the...

60% chance.

Ooh.

And you're not going to have much of a warning either. It's going to come in hot.

I'm taking that ball, by the way.

If it comes up here, I'm taking the ball.

Megan, tell Casey what you said earlier today. For a hole-in-one, you'll actually give him a big prize.

Why do you have to do it in front of the important people that I want to impress? Because we said it on the air.

Seriously, we've got a 100,000-watt radio station in Detroit, a 100,000-watt radio station in Grand Rapids, and a 100,000-watt radio station in Toledo.

Yeah, but they already know I'm garbage. He doesn't know that. So I'm looking for a husband or anybody. I'll even be a third platonically. I'm just looking for a paycheck at this point. But we're near a hole, and I was thinking, as a target that the men could focus on, I could just lean over the railing, lean over, lean over, and create a new target for the guy I'm staying for. That's not going to go? Is that going to go on?

You can do whatever you want to do.

Yes, by the way, it's a pro-am. Casey, you're from Detroit, right? Yes, sir. Born and raised. Do you remember the Kevin Dietz Local 4 investigation story? Oh, yes, of course. Oh, yes.

The golf outing ones?

The golf outing ones. Kevin Dietz, who I love, Kevin. Kevin works in WJR right now. As a matter of fact, he's probably going to be here sometime near future, but he did the story that ruined golf outings for every husband. They did the stripper golf outings.

Wow. It was a big expose.

So they were hiding. They had hidden cameras that were in, like, the trees of these homes that were right up on golf courses. And they had stripper holes. And that's pretty much what they did, Megan. Oh, my gosh. And they found that, like, the sheriff's department was, like, having golf outings and things like that.

Okay, but my question is, would they play better? Maybe I would be helpful. Listen, I'm just trying to help.

I think these guys get that focus out. Like, do a lot of the golfers bring their families with them? Yeah, most of them.

I mean, it's a traveling circus week to week. And they usually get here Sunday or Monday, and they'll be there practicing here Monday and yesterday. And a lot of them bring their coaches, families, friends. I mean, they're on the road all summer, right? Yeah. The average player plays 25 weeks a year, and so they're on the road. They were in Connecticut last week, here this week. They go to Quad Cities next week, and then a lot of them go overseas for the British Open. So a lot of them travel with friends and family. What do you get if you win this thing today? So winning today, I mean, big trophy, bunch of prizes is great. You know, we have, what, 180 golfers here today. Okay. 60 pros, 120 pros actually going out. And so it's going to be an awesome day.

The big prize, though, is Sunday.

Yeah, Sunday. Perse, what, eight and a half? 8.8 million. Wow.

8.8 million. 8.8 million dollars. Is it too late to enter?

We talked about this when you were in the studio with us a week and a half ago or whatever it was, but Tony Finau, when he flew home, his whole family was waiting for him. As he came home, it was probably the same amount of money, right, or similar amount of money.

Yeah, he had won back-to-back. He had won 3M in Minnesota, came here, won, and then, you know, that was on that episode of Full Swing when the Jets sat down and he walks off the plane about 2 o'clock in the morning and holding up the Rocket Mortgage Classic Trophy, and his whole family was there. Nice back-to-back paycheck weeks.

And not only is winning taking place on the green, but the community in the city of Detroit is winning also. I want you to talk a little bit about that. Free admission, free parking for folks. What else is happening?

So yesterday and today, it's Detroit Community Day, so people can come out here for free and enjoy watching the pros and the amateurs play. Kids under 15 are free all the way through the weekend, So if you're a parent or whatever, grandma, grandpa, bring out the grandkids or the kids. Kids under 15 are free, and tomorrow's going to be a special day. Kev, you know Nick Gilbert? Yeah. And tomorrow is our bowtie day honoring Nick Gilbert, son of Dan and Jennifer Gilbert. And it's a chance not only to honor Nick but also to help raise money for NF Forward, which is the charity that Dan and Jennifer are so proud of helping cure neurofibromatosis.

That's amazing. Well, I'm very excited that you let us do this and cannot wait to just continue throughout the weekend and enjoy some good golf.

So basically, every listener should be here at 1.10 p.m. 1.10. On what tee box, 1 or 10?

I think I'm on the 10th. On a 10th tee. I think we're seeing right there on the 10th.

I will tell you, Detroit's going to show up in, you know, big cheers.

First and foremost, if I can make it walking 18 holes, that's a plus for me.

I'm going to follow behind you on a cart. Just tap the nose. Oh, my God.

And then tomorrow, if I make it in the studio, then seriously, I want to pat on the back for this. But we're really excited. Thank you for this. Thank you for having us. We appreciate it.

Ball claps for Casey.

Casey, Casey, you ever rip off anything? We're talking about kleptos and stealing things. You ever stolen anything? Even as a kid. What's a statue of limitations?

I think you're good. Seven years? Listen, radar detectors used to be popular back in the day, right? Oh, yeah. There's a secondary market for it. Okay. Have a great day.

So you're the guy. You're the guy, huh? That was a great tip.

Hold on, Tanya. What was the big one that Tanya called us up during Casey's break? Tanya? Hi. Hey, what did you steal? A television. How did you get out of a store with a television? From Best Products about 40 years ago. Best Products?

Never even heard of that store.

Is that like, did that become Best Buy or something? No, they actually ended up just closing down.

Wow. I wonder why.

How big was the television? Because I had my friends coming in and giving them all kinds of stuff. Wow. But here's the thing. Back then, the TVs weren't, you know, little TVs or flat screens.

Right. They were the square TVs still.

Wow. Yeah, that's a big one, man. That's like one of those big ones that has, like, the big old heavy back. In the back. Right. Exactly. Yeah. By the way, I got a feeling that you sound like somebody that could carry one of those TVs. Shannon, what's trending this hour in the Dirty on the 30?

Well, in the wake of the tragedy of that Titan sub, all planned expeditions to the Titanic have been canceled, and I'm hearing it's likely going to be years and years and years before another human being visits that site.

I never knew that this was something that multiple companies did.

Yeah, so the Explorers Club, one of these groups that does this, said no plans now in place for scientific exploratory trips to the Titanic's final resting spot 12,500 feet below the ocean's surface. All commercial expeditions appear to also have been grounded. David Bedard, he's CEO of White Star Memories Limited. It's a UK Titanic artifact company. Said he's not anticipating any future expeditions to the famed wreck in his lifetime, he said. He thinks it will be decades. And he said the chances of any future research being carried out on the wreck of the Titanic is now extremely slim. You don't think James Cameron's going to go back down?

Oh, he'll go. I don't know. He's got his nice one, remember?

But it's just for him, right?

Yeah.

Just for one person. Solo trips?

How kind of goofy is that? I just look at the James Cameron. Obviously, he's a very amazing filmmaker. But how goofy is it, though, that he all of a sudden then takes his money and buys himself his thing that can be his own little sub to go down?

I think it was Mythbusters I saw yesterday put out on the Internet. They were like, what happened to the five? bodies during that implosion. I couldn't watch it just because that's really disturbing to me. It's all over mine for you, Paige. Yeah, I can't watch it. But if you know about that or see that and you want to still do that, I don't know. We've got a new Superman and Lois Lane. David Cornswett will play Clark Kent in Superman Legacy. You might know him from the Netflix show Hollywood. Marvelous Mrs. Maisel star Rachel Brosnahan will star as Lois Lane. Superman Legacy set for release in July of 2025. Do you guys watch this reality show? I shouldn't say do you watch it. There's only been one episode so far, but it's called Claim to Fame. It's on ABC.

No, what is it?

Okay, so it's basically, it's hosted by Kevin and Frankie Jonas. It follows like a group of people who are all related to celebrities, and they try to guess who the other contestants' famous family members are. Okay? Well, Tom Hanks' niece was on this show. I say was because she was, spoiler alert, eliminated. But she threw a wild tantrum after being eliminated from the first episode of the show, breaking down in tears. She was shouting insults and swear words, demanding more camera time. Her name's Carly Reeves. Again, she was the first to go. She later admitted that, oops, she overreacted. She said, I'm an emotional, very dramatic person. I was really angry that I didn't get a chance to play as long as some of the other contestants. She said, I was just angry at myself and the fact that I was going home, and that turned to complete despair and sadness. So, Tom Hanks' niece was cast away. Oh, my God.

Okay.

Frickin' Ben! This is her. This is her.

Are you kidding me? Why a bench? Why a bench? Tough ground. There's literally no reference to Benches on any other movie. Even Gabriel found that out. He's not even, like, fart. That was cold.

How do you think Uncle Tom's responding to that?

How does Tom Hanks have a... Because isn't his son kind of a tool, too?

This is Chet's cousin, so it runs in the family.

But how is Tom Hanks, like, this normal... Or so cool and normal, but the rest of his...

Have you ever met Cousin Russ? We're not all, like, our family members. No, no, no.

You do have some craziness to you, too. I do.

You're right.

You're right.

Tom Hanks has craziness. We just don't see his crazy thing. No, no.

We saw it. Did we forget what happened on the canned red carpet? That's true. No, but that... That was a mistake, right? We debunked that. Remember the guy? He was yelling. No, he wasn't. Remember the guy came out. Shannon. No. You guys do not listen to the damn dirty. No, that was a BS story. The guy came out and said he was just asking which way to walk. That was the guy. You believe that? You believe that thing? Yes. Tom Hanks is totally normal and very sweet and kind.

No, no, no. I don't believe it. He also hangs out at that pizza shop in D.C. Okay.

All right. Former Pussycat Dolls front woman Nicole Scherzinger is engaged to her longtime boyfriend rugby player Tom Evans. Can you tell us a really slow, dirty day? They announced the news yesterday on Instagram, got engaged at her home in Hawaii. And the Anheuser-Busch executives responsible for that Bud Light fiasco reportedly have been pushed out of their jobs. VP of Marketing Daniel Blake and Bud Light Marketing VP President, or VP, excuse me, Alyssa Heinerscheid, are both no longer with the company for their roles in that debacle with social media star Dylan Mulvaney. The story at first was that the two were simply taking a break, taking a little leave of absence from the company. It now looks like that really wasn't the case. Did you hear what they're doing? They're gone, gone, gone.

They're trying to make nice with all the Bud Light drinkers.

Yes, and they're giving rebates.

No, they're also doing free Bud on 4th of July.

Yes, I think it-

To prove how American they are.

Yeah, I thought it was like in the form of a $15 rebate. So if you buy a case of Bud Light, which a lot of times is less than 15 bucks, you get this $15 coupon. So, essentially, you're getting the case for free.

I think I would rather them, instead of doing that, I'd rather have them open up this bar that's right next to us here. Yeah. This guy promises me. No, he promises me that we're. Excuse me. Dude, I just. Is the bar open yet? Are we open yet? Cocktails? Cocktails? Thumbs up? Huh?

I almost kissed after that champagne golf cart. Can you not hear? These guys. Are we open yet?

He can hear. I think he's choosing to ignore.

We're getting ignored. Cocktails?

He's reading the label on the back. 15 minutes. By the way, somebody got a hole-in-one. We all get free drinks. Just so you know that. Just heard it. They don't think it's funny.

I guess we are totally being ignored right now. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com. Do you know who we are? No.

I'm Charlamagne the God. Get more dirt at MojoInTheMorning.com.

Here we go.

Mojo. Did I just lose connection? What happened there? Are we still on? Oh, we're still on. Charlamagne the God. Charlamagne is the God. You just shut off. You just shut off. entire thing actually i just saw angela lee uh in the uh the studio uh yesterday she's doing her uh her midday show uh national uh midday show just invested in a huge 30

in an apartment in Midtown Detroit, too. She's got a lot of stuff here in Detroit. First off, can somebody explain this to me? How do radio people like that, like Charlemagne? Yeah, no, wait a second.

How could she afford that? And she works for the same company that we all do. Great question.

Well, they all do separate stuff, too, like Seacrest. I told you, if I don't get that Michigan lottery gig after Ryan Seacrest ended up getting this thing with, what the hell show is it? Let's start a petition. Wheel of Fortune.

How funny is it that they have all that, We can't even get them to open the bar.

Well, and if you listen to our first couple breaks on Channel 955, you'll hear why. Hannah is the winner. Hannah, are you there?

I am. I win.

You're going to see Ed Sheeran. Congratulations. Oh, my God. Thank you guys so much. I've been trying to get through, like, every day. We're going to set you up with a pair of tickets so you and a friend go in to see Ed Sheeran at Ford Field. and let me throw out this idea that we came up with we're going to be doing an ed sharing contest where we're going to give you a chance to basically do some ed sharing with friends by winning tickets coming up here on channel 955 104.5 snx and kiss giving you tickets for you and all of your friends so it's going to be more than just hey you know you win a pair of tickets It's going to be you and, like, every friend that you might have winning tickets. So be listening to that. Oh, God, how crazy. Hang on the phone. We'll get you set up. Where are you from? I'm from Shall We Count It. We love you for listening. Thanks so much.

Thank you.

All right, turn this off. This is a good song to listen to. More, by the way, tickets next hour.

We'll be right back. take me into your loving arms golf the most boring thing to do if you hate golf this is mojo in the

morning mojo live from the rocket boarders classic pro-am at some golf course or he'll embarrass himself today come on mojo you actually think kid rock's gonna show up this morning this This is mojo in the morning.

Well, he hasn't, but that's okay. Sorry, we're having fun out here at the Rocket Mortgage Classic. Beautiful Detroit Golf Club for all of our listeners that are checking us out in the Detroit area. If you have time to, like, make it here today, or even, I guess, if you want to drive in from Toledo or from Grand Rapids, today is a good day. Today is the Pro-Am Day, which is the more fun day on the course where the pros are kind of having some fun. We just saw Ricky Fowler just a couple of minutes ago. The interesting thing about a guy like a Ricky Fowler, who's like the big pro golfer that a lot of people love just because he's a fan fave. He doesn't want to usually stop in the middle of his golf game to wait for our commercial breaks to end. You don't want to win. It doesn't work that way. It's $8 million on the line. I'm not stopping for anybody. And you know what? And I totally understand that. That would be like us, you know, in the middle of the show having Alicia Bailey come in and ask you to say hello to her. That never happens.

I'm never happy. Oddly specific. Happy birthday, Jackson.

By the way, we love you, Alicia. I just like, she is the butt of my joke. Speaking of the butt of our jokes, Mike, hey. Oh, hey.

Let's see what you did there.

So Mike is tired of the judgment, the ice cream judgment that he gets. Oh, yeah.

So I went to the, this was a couple days ago, But I went to the park, and I'm sitting down, and Milo's playing on the jungle gym or whatever. And we get, before we go, we get these, you know the drumsticks with the peanuts on the top and the little chocolate? Drumsticks, that's what they're called. Yeah, yeah. So we're eating those. But he never, I don't know if Smith is like this or if your kids are like this. He's only three. So he only eats about half of the ice cream every time. Yeah. Like he never finishes the whole thing. And so what I'll do, especially with drumsticks, is I'll just take the bottom part, and I'll just eat that little bottom part. I don't know what that's called.

The last bite is the best on the tip of the cone because it has chocolate in it. Yes.

So he hands me his ice cream cone. He wants to go on the slide. And there's a bunch of parents standing around or whatever. And so I do what I always do. I take that little piece off and I throw the rest away. Well, for the first time ever, Milo comes running on over and he goes, hey, can I have the rest of my ice cream?

Oh, no.

And I went and I look over and there's a lady sitting there right there kind of watching. And I go, sorry, bud. I threw it away already. and he's like oh okay and he walks away he's very cool about it but this lady i'd then turn around and this lady's just giving me that death stare like you just ate your son's ice cream and then lied to him right to his face and i did i did i oh i fully did i 100 did

but I don't need your judgment. Yeah, I don't need your judgment, ma'am. He's my kid. Yeah. Do you guys ever eat your kids' foods? Oh, my God. For sure. All the time. Look at me.

Did I ever? Yeah, back in the day when I used to get pretty high, you know, you can have the munchies, and I used to come home and, like, eat up all his snacks and drink all the Capri Suns. Yeah, oh, Capri Suns. The little applesauces? Yeah. I have one in my purse right now. You want one?

Those Capri Suns, too, you can do it in one squeeze.

Exactly. It's gone. Oh, my God.

So you would come home stoned and eat all the little snackables and things like that that your son wanted.

Then you've got to get ready for daycare, and you're like, damn, I ate that.

I always did that when I babysat. Luke, come on over here, Luke. Come on, don't leave yet. Luke's going to leave. He's like, oh, no. He's like, Dad, why did I have to come here this early? Luke, did I ever eat any of your food? As a kid, think back to the days when your voice sounded like you did balls, you know, like that.

You guys have the best snack pantry.

Oh, we've got a great snack pantry.

You have so many snacks.

But as a little guy, looking up at your big dad that you love so much, did I ever take food from you?

Yeah, all the time.

And what were you thinking? Like in your little head, your little body and stuff like that, what were you thinking?

I was thinking this guy's a bully.

What was the one snack he always stole? Like what was his fave? It was like Cheez-Its.

It was everything. Yeah, because like watermelon especially. Like I'd cut up watermelon and you'd eat it all.

You know what's amazing about this is as a dad and a mom, I'm sure this happens to you too, I hope they don't finish their entire McDonald's. Oh, okay. Like I pray that they don't. This is a thing. Did I ever yell at you at all? I think one time I yelled at you when we were leaving the McDonald's in Sylvan Lake and you ate all your French fries like really, really fast. But I think you ate them fast because you knew I was going to take them from you. Smart man.

When I'm going through McDonald's, because the kids always get the same thing. They want the chicken nugget hat me meal. Well, now they have the six-piece. You could do four-piece or six-piece. So I order them both a six-piece because I know they're only going to eat four. And then I get two and two. I get extra nuggies. It's the best.

But the interesting thing, though, isn't the toy different between the two pieces?

No, they all—

Don't they give an adult toy usually with the bigger pieces or no?

I've never got a vibrator.

No, but don't they actually have it where it's like a big kid meal?

No, and by the way, McDonald's toys are, what happened? They are not good anymore like they used to be. This world is not normal, too.

Oh, wait, Tony Finau's right behind us? We got him behind us right now.

Be careful. Tony Finau.

Oh, you can't do that.

He's on the green. This isn't baseball. You're like my mom. Who's the famous person? Let me take a selfie. All right, don't. We're never going to be invited back.

So give the listeners a play-by-play, what we're looking at. So we're watching Tony Finau fix. Pros actually fix their marks? I didn't realize that. They have to, don't you? No. Isn't it a rule? Don't they usually have somebody that does that for them? Tony Finau won last year's Rocket Mortgage Classic. Look at that. He made $8 million, and that's what he chose to wear to the set? What don't you like about it?

You don't like the shirt?

I'm not a fan of the shoes. No. Do you think he eats his kids' foods? I bet he does. And he's got a lot of kids. Have you seen how many kids he has? $8 million, he still eats his kids' food. Yeah. Should we all grab our mics? Never change. So he's chipping up to the whole, shh, be quiet.

I'm Jim Nance. Sundays at Augusta. This is not good radio. I know this is great radio because. This is not good radio!

Shh, that was loud.

Oh. Going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, going, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

We are never coming back. Wait, wait, wait. Ever.

No, you can't. That was excellent. Yeah. Yeah. We can't yell? Tony.

Are we not supposed to yell? It almost fell in a hole. It's like literally inches away.

Woo! Tony. Absolutely not getting invited back.

No, we can't. You can't cheer after that? That was worth it. That was huge. Jill, what's going on? It's Mojo in the Morning. were live at the Rocket Mortgage Classic. Please tell your story quietly.

I'm sure they're loving it, too. Yeah, what's going on? No, my kids will never let me live this down. It was probably over five years ago, but I ate both of their bags of cotton candy that I got them for Easter. We had the munchies.

See? Don't you think that the worst thing that's ever happened to children is when weed became legal? Yep. Oh, yeah. Now we have taken away all of their...

Oh, and they're bringing back nostalgic snacks, too, like Dunkaroos.

Like, I'm going to eat all of them.

They're not like they used to be. You are absolutely wrong.

They also brought back, like, the cake Oreos that I'm super excited about. I feel like kid snacks are the perfect munchies and the serving size. It's perfect also. They are good.

Coming up on the show, Kid Rock, Barry Sanders, and all the Detroit legends playing in the Rocket Mortgage Classic Pro-Am. Mojo is live at the Detroit Golf Club, meaning he thinks he's a big deal today. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Don't make fun of us. Don't make fun of us because we did get, finally, our first celebrity here at the Rocket Mortgage Pro-Am. I told you, you guys don't have to treat me like that.

I'm just a normal guy.

You are, by the way, the only person I know that has gotten beat by a five-year-old in golf. Your daughter beat you in golf. I didn't know she had told you that. No, here's our only celebrity that we got the entire day, and it's because Kev followed him into the restroom just a few moments ago, but Tony Fina, who won last year. Yeah, go ahead. Wait, well, stop it. Stop it for one second here because Mr. Sticky Fingers over there in the studio was playing the air horn. Go ahead, play it again.

Quick question. Yeah, so we got the Mojo in the morning show. We're recording live right here from the Detroit Golf Club. What's it like being back in Detroit? I love it, man. It's awesome. I love being back in the 313, and I look forward to playing in front of the fans again. It's a great experience to be back. What's your message to the fans who are going to hear this? Love you guys. See you guys this week. Awesome. Thank you, man. Good luck.

There you go. There you go. That's our interview. That's our one interview today.

Did you get a picture?

We got him. We got him. We should actually. No, no. Here's what we got to do. KP's got to videotape the audio of that with the bobblehead. We got to do that as a video today. I want that to be our viral today, our viral video. All right. It is Mojo in the morning. I want to bring this up. I got to clear my throat here for a second. I want to bring this up because Chelsea was telling me about it yesterday, and it's a big story right now, but it happened to one of our friends. So one of our friend's kids is a victim of a sextortion. Have you guys heard this at all about how this has been happening more and more?

No.

They're saying that a new survey found that more than 6,000 teenagers have been sex-storted by somebody that they know or maybe somebody that they don't know. um what ends up happening is you will as a kid that's probably a high school kid or middle school kid or even in college send a nude to somebody only to have the person that you sent it to either send it to others or them themselves tell you that if you don't give them or you know if you don't hand over cash to them they're going to send that nude to everybody oh it's a new term

for an old situation. Revenge porn.

Revenge porn, exactly.

But isn't this illegal?

But revenge porn not necessarily was asked for money, right? Wasn't it always just they did it just to be able?

It depends, yeah. So how are people getting away with this, though?

So in many cases, it's because nobody is saying anything. They're not speaking up. And in the case of the person that we know, our friends of ours' kid, they actually said something to their parent about it. So they talked about it. And in a lot of cases, this is what ends up happening. A kid who goes to maybe a private Catholic or Christian school sends a dong pic to somebody or they send nudes in a mirror to somebody. And then they know that they will become the shame of their family if this comes out. Their family comes from a little bit of money. and then they say to them, hey, either you're going to pay up or I'm going to put out this picture to everybody. I'd love to know if any of our listeners have ever had that happen to them, if they would be willing to talk. I felt like it was too close and too soon to ask them to talk on the radio about this, but maybe anonymously somebody will actually talk. The person wanted, like, $10,000 or something like that for the picture to be completely destroyed and not sent out to anybody.

At that point, I would just let it go. I mean, if somebody wants to see it that bad, wants to see a picture of my dog that bad, go for it. I mean, it's not worth the $10,000. But what if you're a teenage kid?

Or what if that is one of your kids? Ooh. That's not going to be your answer.

At that point, isn't that child pornography? Well, in this case, this kid is over 20. He's over 18, so he's 20 years old. I mean, I will say this, that Megan's right. This is definitely what revenge porn was all about.

But now the extortion part of it gets a little bit more dirty, you know. The extortion part of telling you if you don't do anything, I'm going to say something to your parents or I'm going to put that out.

But then there's a quote-unquote paper trail or a tech trail. Do you know what I mean? All you have to do is hand that over and you have a case right there. So I don't know why people or how people think they're going to get away with that.

Yeah, I don't. You know what?

Like that's stupid.

Honestly, the worst part about this whole thing.

You know what, though? Sorry to interrupt you. As I'm saying that out loud, they probably think they're going to get away with it. Because let's say it was Luke. I'm using Luke because I'm looking right at him. Let's say it was Luke. Luke is not going to want to come to you and say, Dad. Correct. I sent this picture to somebody, and now I need $20,000, or else it's going to make its way around the Internet.

Right.

So that's what they're banking on.

Well, one of the other problems, too, that comes with this is that these kids end up being so scared about what's going on and fearful. And in a lot of cases, some of these kids actually end up committing suicide. Wow. And you hear these stories where that happens and a kid, you know, is too worried to bring up to their parent that, you know, they sent nudes. and they're too embarrassed about the fact that they sent nudes that they worry that there's potentially going to be shame and they end up taking their own lives. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500. It's like the worst time to actually lose my Wi-Fi. Did you lose your Wi-Fi?

I just lost mine as well. Do you need my Mojo?

No, I think I might have gotten back up on my phone here. I think the whole Rocket Mortgage people just, like, kicked us all up.

It did. That was the one that we were all on. They did.

You know, I didn't live where you had cameras on phones. Like, we had phones, but we didn't, you know, we didn't have the camera phones. And I don't know, man. Well, first off, I'd never, I don't even take a, I wouldn't take a picture of myself right now where I'm, you know, showing off this beautiful body of mine, you know? Like, I wouldn't want to do that.

I think there's a lot of pressure, though.

But the people, like, I just can't believe how frequent people just send or take naked pictures and send it to people.

You're so trusting.

It's not even that. It's a lot of pressure as a young girl. It is so much pressure. I remember.

Because you're asked to take the pictures?

And then if you don't do it, the things that are said about you in school and the way that you're treated by people. I was definitely pressured into giving a photo when I was in high school. Like a nude? Mm-hmm. and I literally, it was like the worst experience ever because it was just a group of guys essentially harassing me over and over again. Are you serious?

So who did you, who asked you for and who did you send it to? Like specifically, a guy that you were in a relationship with or had a crush on or what was the scenario? I wanted him to be interested in me. Okay, and then he shared it with other people. Because he knew. Because guys are the worst. Okay, so now if that happens, that is child pornography. Correct.

I mean, it is, that is happening right now I feel like my age group was the first one that grew up with, like, AOL Instant Messenger in our homes that our parents weren't monitoring. We were the first ones that really grew up with MySpace that our parents, like, weren't monitoring. And we had the first camera phones. Again, our parents didn't, and I don't want to blame our parents. They genuinely didn't know the wild, wild west we were growing up in. And I'm so grateful that our generation is now parents and knows what happened to us. to help and and everything's evolving and changing so i don't even think we're update date on everything but at least we have a base knowledge that our parents didn't to know to monitor no

you're you're absolutely right i remember a time in high school where there was a young lady who was dating an older guy in the school and it was one of those situations where nudes were passed around and that thing spread it like covid like it was everywhere in the school everybody saw it She was mortified. She went to the prince. It was, as it should have been, it was a big thing.

The thing that I don't know is how is it that these kids, because some kids actually will pay the money, so they'll actually fall for the extortion and pay it. How do they get the money? Like, how do they get the money their parents don't realize? Like, to ask a kid, in the case like the people that we know, and to ask for, like, $10,000, like, where's this kid getting $10,000 to pay it off?

If they're asking for 500 bucks, I could see where, you know, a kid has a job and they're like, OK, you know.

How do you know, too, after you've paid the money, like they don't have 800 copies of it? Well, especially in this digital age. Lydia's trying to call a bunch of these people that are texting in right now and read just a couple of the text messages. And maybe we can get them to come on and talk to us. If you text or if you called, we want to talk to you. So we're calling you right now. So pick up the phone, especially the person that said that they were exposed. 616 says extortion isn't that cut and dry coming from a parent that had a child send a booby pick. I had to drop the case. Where did that go? I moved right here. I had to drop the case because my daughter could have gotten charged as well for distribution of child porn, even though it was herself. How does that happen?

So you can't even protect your kids.

Oh, she's on with us. Lisa, Lisa, are you there? Yes, I'm here. How could your daughter have been charged?

Because she distributed the picture.

She took it and sent it. So that's considered distribution. Is that right? What was that? She took the picture and she sent it. So at that point, she's the distributor? Is that what you're saying? Yes.

And again, how old was your daughter when this happened? Fifteen. Yeah. So anybody who's listening that's around that age know that that's a very real scenario for you.

So it happened via Snapchat, and this kid was actually in a different state. He did threaten as well. So if the parents don't give consent either to either question or take his phone or even look into it, then you don't have a case either. so his parents weren't giving any consent they could question but they can't do it without his parent or parents so they wouldn't comply either and then they could turn around and then say well we're going to trust press charges on her wow and lisa correct me if i'm wrong once it

crosses state lines like you said this was out of state doesn't it become a federal thing

they didn't say it was then federal they were working with um the police department and the other state but they weren't very cooperative either so um thank you for the call thanks for

picking up our call actually uh and letting us call you for the text um texter here says a lot of these people are from out of the country too that are doing all the extorting so sometimes it's hard to find them janelle what's up it's mojo in the morning hey guys long time listener second time caller actually oh i love it i love it back for more um but yeah there was a guy that i

was talking to and his ex found out and she was very upset because she was a small little thing and i'm i'm a pretty big girl pretty big beautiful girl and um yeah she she took a screenshot of the photo album in his phone put it on his facebook story and let everybody view it wow and uh and called me and told me and i was like are you serious but i mean honestly the pictures that she posted i mean i looked good so i wasn't that mad oh geez okay all right all right well thank

you for the call um here we are in a very like serious moment we're trying to actually have We have, like, our moment of seriousness today. Listen to some of these other. By the way, that case where I was talking about the committing suicide. Remember, that was a West Michigan football player. Kid was, like, a pride of his, you know, school, everything. Committed suicide because he was sex-storted. A couple of other texters that are coming in here. We're also trying to call you, too, so pick up your phone. I will never forget when my high school sweetheart at 15 traded nudes to a classmate for a stack. For what is it? It's $1,000. Oh, she's not in line, too? It's $1,000 is a stack. For a stack. Oh, is that what it is?

It's $1,000.

I didn't realize that. I got you. What about the singles in my pocket? What is that? It's not a stack.

Kev is keeping Bojo cool.

Thank you. I appreciate that. Who's on the line here? This is the person that texted. Hey, what's going on? What's your name? Hannah. Hannah. So what was it? They traded nudes for money?

He traded my nudes for an exhaust for his truck to a classmate when we were 15 so that he didn't have to buy it off of him. Oh, my God. What kind of truck? Just curious. It was like a little Ford Ranger at the time.

Okay.

I would have went for an F-150. So how much did you have to send? Like, what did you have to send?

I didn't know he was doing it. So I'm not sure what all was sent. I just know that my nudes were pretty fixed.

So you sent him nudes because this was a boy that you liked. And then he took those nudes and he was sending them to people for money. Did the people know that it was you? Did they know that it was the girl that they went to school with?

Yes, because I was in college.

class with them they knew who his girlfriend was and and how how long did this go on before he got exposed for getting money for his girlfriend's nudes um i don't even know it was probably a little while i mean that's right there nowadays obviously you could bring that person up on you know charges for doing something like that back back when it happened to you which i don't even know what year that was you just had your brother beat his ass yeah i'm pretty sure i have

pictures out there somewhere. I don't think anybody will ever do anything with them. I mean, I don't know,

but I'm sure there's pixelated pictures of... Pixelated. What kind of a car do you think I could actually get an exhaust system for with your nudes, Mike?

Like an old Honda Civic. Not even like a cool one. Like, you know the ones you see in Fast and Furious movies? Nothing like that.

I'm going to Midas Mufflers. Yes. We're hanging out. Hey, how's everybody doing? Do we have to be quiet or no? No. I think you're fine. Look at these guys all hanging out here. This is all nice. A bunch of dudes wearing collared shirts. The same outfit.

They all got the same one. The same outfit. Oh my gosh.

The same color and everything. It's like the Uggs and leggings. Yeah. I never want to hear about the girls looking like Han Solo

ever again.

What do you got in this hour is dirty?

Well, it was kind of the worst kept secret because we knew about it. You broke it to us, Mojo, but it is now official. Ryan Seacrest will replace Pat Sajak as the host of Wheel of Fortune when Pat retires after the upcoming season. In a statement on his social media, Seacrest writes, I am truly humbled to be stepping into the footsteps of the legendary Pat Sajak. One of my first jobs was hosting a little game show called Click for Merv Griffin 25 years ago. So this is truly a full circle moment for me. Now, everyone's saying is Vanna White going to remain on the show with Seacrest when he takes over? Now, she still has a year to go in her contract. She is currently in talks to extend it. However, I'm hearing she has already lawyered up because she wants more money. She currently makes and has for a long time $3 million per year, has not gotten a raise since she started with the show, only bonuses. And so I think she's looking at what Seacrest is potentially going to make in terms of a paycheck and going, okay, what about me? I want to be paid $3 million to walk.

Yeah, but also she's a name on that show. Yeah, she deserves way more.

Oh, a pretty lady walking in a dress is worth $3 million. It must be nice. So I have kind of thoughts on this.

First off, this is obviously why Ryan moved back to L.A. because he knew this was in the works and stuff. Yesterday on our show in an earlier Dirty, so you might have listened to it either live or on podcast, it was said that Ryan shouldn't do Wheel of Fortune because it makes him look old. That's what I said. I think that this actually is a good thing.

I disagree.

Why?

I think it looks bad for his brand. I think he comes off way younger than he actually is. How old is Ryan Seacrest?

Ryan Seacrest has got to be... He's 40, right?

He's 48. He's 48. Oh, okay. And by everybody's reaction, I think we all agree, he doesn't come off as 48. No, right. He comes off as much younger. I think this audience is not somehow going to get younger with him. I think Jeopardy has done a really great job of hitting a younger audience. Wheel of Fortune has not. And I think this job ages him more than any job has.

But do you care? Kevin, you do the emceeing for sports and stuff. Would you emcee at a retirement village in West Bloomfield for a bunch of old people?

For sure, especially if it's bingo. Let me know. If they were going to pay you money, right?

But this is his brand, and his brand is younger, and he wants longevity. I don't think this is the right move.

He's an already established brand, too. We see him as Ryan Seacrest, American Idol, young, fun, like that type of thing. I don't know. Honestly, I feel like Ryan...

When has Ryan Seacrest been young and fun?

Literally. That's the first season of American Idol. But no, I feel like, first off, I don't care. Like, I don't look at him and say, like, oh, damn, like, you're old now. Like, that doesn't happen. But also, I feel like Ryan can do anything. That's the thing. You know what I mean?

Like, he can go anywhere and do anything. No, this is the Drew Carey effect. Drew Carey? No, I love Drew Carey. He's a great guy, and he's actually paying for most of the strikers' lunches and meals while they're striking during the register. I think he's amazing. But when he joined my favorite show of all time, The Price is Right, it aged him. It aged him more than he wanted.

But I wonder if Seacrest even cares. He's 48. He's good.

Yeah.

He probably doesn't need anything else. No, he's egotistical. It's going to dwindle down to this, and he'll be so happy with it.

If he does the Steve Harvey thing where he makes funny jokes and inappropriate jokes and makes it go viral, I think he can make Wheel of Fortune cool again.

When has Ryan ever done that, though?

He's not yet. He should. But he doesn't. He's not the funny guy.

Honestly, listen, I know you've got more stories.

Yeah. When have you ever cared?

No, we're all just horrible. jealous over this guy, but there's something about him that they could pay Ryan Seacrest a billion dollars a year, and I'd be happy about it. But they give Bobby Bones $5 to do something, and I'm jealous as hell.

I'm happy for him.

Because I look at Ryan as, I don't know, there's something about Ryan. I give him the credit. To your point, it's bigger than a check for him, right?

This is bringing him back to his childhood.

This is something he's always wanted to do. Yep. Yep. Alright. Taylor Swift's Ares tour is on the path to breaking some pretty big records. It could become, this tour could become the biggest concert tour in history, potentially taking in a billion dollars. This would surpass the current record that's held by Elton John's Farewell Yellowbrook Road tour, which has since taken in, which has so far taken in, I should say, $887 million. A billion dollars. Holy crap.

The craziest thing about that, she's only working on the weekends.

Yes. That is the crazy thing. She's working hard on the weekends. Let's give her some credit. Harry and Meghan's Netflix deal, not really going anywhere. We've talked a lot about Spotify cutting ties following what they say is a disappointing performance by Meghan's podcast archetypes. But contrary to what we're hearing and reading online, Netflix isn't really bothered by this. A rep for Netflix says we value our partnership with Archwell Productions. Harry and Meghan was Netflix's biggest documentary debut ever. They're working together on some other projects right now, including the upcoming documentary series, Heart of Invictive.

Oh, my God. The Invictive Escape is, which is amazing. And I think that's a great thing to spotlight that charity. It's amazing. They're not going anywhere on Netflix for now.

And lastly, beware Costco is cracking down on non-members. So if you are trying to go to Costco and you think you're being sneaky and buying all of your items through the self-checkout lane and getting away with it, it's not going to happen anymore.

That lady at the front always asks for your card to show your card.

Well, so actually they have not been doing that at the Costco that I go to. I just walk right in. No, I do have a membership, my own membership. Thank you to Tony Travato. That was my Christmas gift this year. That must be nice. But if you're going to the self-checkout lane and thinking you can get away with it, you're now going to be asked to show your member ID and photo in order to confirm that you do pay for, you know. You have to scan. How were they doing that in the first place? I have no idea.

And they always ask you for your receipt on the way out, but I guess that doesn't have your card. Real quick, we do need more people to do our Morgan Wallen, Morgan Walmart contest. We got a couple more today. If you look like Morgan Wallen or you know somebody that looks like him, we're doing a contest this week on Friday where we're giving away tickets. And you just got to go and, you know, send us. You can DM us on Instagram or Facebook and get that into us. And then all day tomorrow, starting at 610, you have a chance to win tickets to tomorrow night show.

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on Mojo in the Morning.

Missed something in the Dirty on the 30? Listen to our podcast now at MojoInTheMorning.com. Live from the Detroit Golf Club before the Mojo Classic. I mean, Rocket Mortgage Classic Pro-Am. There are a lot of guys poised to play well this weekend. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning show. I got to throw out a thank you to Good Cakes and Bakes. They are another Detroit original, and they are serving and giving out or selling food here.

It's delicious. Six Mile Liver Noise, if you're in the Detroit area, it is a woman-owned business. She is an incredible person. She started from the ground up, got her own brick and mortar down. Started from the bottom now.

Yes, indeed. Megan and Mike and I are over here just mowing down some of her cake. She has little cakes in jars, and Megan is so aggressive with her, she broke her spoon digging in.

If you're here right now, you can buy it in the Grove area, I believe. Okay. That's nice. I like how they do that.

I like how Dan does that where he has, like, the...

We've got Ricky Fowler. Ricky Fowler? Where? We're standing up. Here we go. Where's Ricky?

Ricky, do you want some cake? Ricky Fowler?

We are so lucky, by the way. This is like in the navy blue straight ahead. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. By the way, it's funny how golfers golfers look so different when they're not wearing like their their full on shorts and all that stuff. Like they're not or they're full on pants and things like they do. They dress differently than they in the pro-ams that they do here. Like he looks like some dude that just kind of came with his own Yeti. Is it Kearney Yeti? Ricky, what's in the Yeti? If you give me a mustache, that's me, essentially.

He's not on the board right now. Well, he's tied for six right now. What's in the Yeti? Are we not allowed?

You're not allowed to talk to him? I don't. No.

You just yelled at it and then crouched down, so you know you're not allowed to do that.

No, I'm looking right over here. I was looking right.

He's got a little kid with him, too.

Ricky Fowler, by the way, on the 12th hole at Augusta. I've always wanted to be the announced golf. Here he goes. He's on the green. He's going to putt right now.

If you're listening, I'm so sorry.

Shannon.

What?

Oh, I could have done better than that. Isn't it funny because I thought the same thing,

and I've golfed, like, maybe 12 times my entire life. It looked like you didn't even try.

Yeah, I know. You just kind of just swung it. I could have done so much better than that. That's ridiculous. He's calf muscle. He's not even trying, I know.

You're literally acting like this is Happy Gilmore, and you're just heckling.

By the way, do you see the dirty looks that the people are given that are just, like, standing here that are loving this?

Enjoy this. It's never happening again. We're going to be inside next time. Can you just say, you won't sit this putt?

You know what the funniest thing is of us? Is that I don't think we've ever been invited back to anything that has ever been like something that's nice. That's a great point. It was fancy. It's always one and done. It's one and done. They always go, they go, man, this show has been on the air for a long time. And, you know, Channel 4 does a nice piece on you the other night and all this stuff. And then he comes out here and he says, you know what? Let's do it really special. Let's have Shannon do her topic about porn and pizza. Come on. Let's do that. He's literally rocking five right now. Ricky Fowler. Ricky Fowler, you got to stick around for this. Don't go to the 10th hole. We're going to talk porn and pizza right now with Shannon. Speaking of 10th hole. Oh, my God. What is this whole porn and pizza?

Oh, my goodness. So, my sweet girlfriend got her debit card info stolen. Has this ever happened to you? It happened to you. I remember when it happened.

My whole identity was stolen. Yeah.

So, she got her debit card info stolen, and she doesn't know how it happened, but what was really bumming her out was she just got a big bonus at work that she's been working so, so freaking hard for, and it just got deposited into her account. So, she actually went into her account to make sure that it was deposited and saw that she had, like, $0 in there, essentially. And so she's like, okay, something's wrong, and started going through the charges to see what happened to her money, obviously knowing in the pit of her stomach that it wasn't good. And somebody had a really fun day and charged several thousand dollars to her card on porn and pizza.

Porn and pizza?

Porn and pizza.

That does sound like a fun night. I'm not going to lie. How did she know it was porn and pizza?

I have no idea.

Well, sometimes they show you, like, where the charge came from. There's, like, a line item that says where it's from. Oh, really?

Yeah, I don't know. But, yeah, so that's, like, what happened when your credit card or debit card info was stolen? What'd they buy? In her case, born in pizza.

So when my credit card got stolen, the person was, there was, like, three different times where the person kept trying to go and buy stuff at Best Buy. And that was like the thing, which was really not a good thing for me because I like going to places like Best Buy or liked going to places like Best Buy because I haven't been to a Best Buy in a while. The problem is Chelsea didn't believe that it was somebody that stole my identity. Yeah, sure. No. And the craziest was, have you ever had your guys' identity stolen?

I've had my identity, not my identity, but my credit card info was stolen.

So I bank with Chase, and what ended up happening was the way that they were able to stop the person from stealing my identity, the person actually went into a chase, was they have on my profile, they always ask you for your social security number, and then if they have their social security number, which is on the dark web somewhere, they'll then ask you for your address, and they'll ask you for your mother's maiden name and all that stuff. Like you have your security stuff. on my profile it says large white man i swear to you on there and the person was not a large white man i think it was like a hispanic dude that went in and that was what tipped him off and what ended up happening was the person was sitting at the desk because the guy said i'm coming in to get i needed a temporary card because he said he lost it and he had like an id with my name on it wow so what ended up happening was the person went back to the back to go do something because they saw it on the computer, and that's when the guy got tipped off and he took off. That's wild.

The thing that I really enjoy, and I bank with Chase too, is even if you're making a large purchase, they'll send you a text message and just say, like, confirming that you're –

I appreciate that. It can be annoying to some people, but I really appreciate that.

Except when you're trying to buy concert tickets and you get booted out of the queue because they need to confirm your identity. It happened to me a couple times. Oh, that does suck. What's going on, JC? How are you? It's Mojo in the morning. By the way, JC, Ricky Fowler, when I said porn and pizza, gave us the big, like, fist in the air. We're excited here. Now, welcome to Detroit, you know, Kid Rock kind of thing.

Oh, my gosh. So, my car got stolen, or not stolen, but, like, they found my number somehow. So, they ordered, like, male enhancement pills, which my husband does not need. So a bunch of them

He's sitting right there

He's sitting right there Her birthday's coming

Golf applause Yay for me

But yeah, so they were so dumb They sent it to my house Oh my goodness I don't know what to do with them

Wow So how much money in enhancement pills were being sent?

They got $50 worth, but I mean, they worked it out to where I got the money back. My banks were on top of it. They're like, this seems weird. And I'm like, it certainly is. But the fact that they sent it to my house was the dumbest thing. I think that was an accident.

Do you think your husband saw it and went, what are you trying to say?

Oh, he definitely saw it. And he was like, what is this? And I'm like, don't worry about it.

Yeah. That, by the way, might be my favorite line of the day. We've got to save that for a promo, Zach. That's the greatest line, which my husband doesn't need. It's like the greatest one of them all. Thank you for the call. We appreciate it. People who, by the way, are still paying for porn still amaze me. Like, that just amazes me. They're purists. I don't know. Do you think that they're doing it? Is it because they just feel guilty for all the stuff that they're doing? Yeah, it's like confessional.

I think it's investing into small businesses. Is that what it is? Yeah.

Porn is no small business. Have you guys ever been on porn, and the ad that comes on there is so demeaning to you?

And it's always loud. Like, really, the volume is really loud.

Like, the ad comes on there and goes, if you're tired of taking care of yourself. Are you a lonely guy?

Yeah. It's always, like, tired of being alone.

You're a girl in your area right next door. You don't have to be alone. What a loser. All it does is honestly make me go, skip, skip it. I'll go back in the other room and I'll binge watch with Chelsea right now. Mojo in the morning show. You know what is weird as being at a golf course on the ninth hole while they're putting and I have to whisper talk to the listeners who think I'm just trying to be like dirty, sexy or something? being at a gym and having your speakerphone on while you're at the gym.

Let me tell you, me and the gym, we're not best friends. I get that, okay? I know that I don't go as often as I should, but every time I go, something like this happens, and I go, this is why I don't come here. These are the excuses that I need. They're flimsy excuses. They're very thin, but I take every one I get. And I ran into the bathroom at my gym, and it was kind of busy, but it's always, like, weird in a girl's locker room. Because you're not really supposed to be on your phone. Maybe if you're, like, picking out music or whatever, but, like, nobody really should be taking pictures. You're kind of quiet. You're in the zone. You've got your headphones on. You're doing your thing.

I always feel like if I have my phone even in my hand, people look at me like I'm taking pictures of them. It's what I assume.

You have to show this. I always show the screen. Like, I always put that, tilt the phone down, so it's like, I'm not doing weird stuff, I promise.

So I walk into the bathroom, and I'm doing my business, and all of a sudden I hear all of this chatter, and I'm like, all right, maybe two girlfriends walked in. Oh, no, no, no, no, the response came from a speakerphone on somebody's phone. Not a phone turned up so loud you could hear it, but this person was actually talking on the speakerphone in the bathroom stall. I immediately got a shy bladder. You guys know I have a really, really hard time peeing when somebody's talking to me. Now I've got a stranger listening in at a distant location? Absolutely not. Absolutely not. What is wrong with people? And I'm even a fan of, like, you grocery shop, go to Kroger, go to Meijer, put it on speaker. It does not bother me. A bathroom in a gym is off limits. Yeah.

I agree with you there. I'm even weird, though, about playing a video loud in the bathroom. I don't know how you put a speakerphone on it.

We were talking about that in the bathroom the other day with the grunter at the station. But we were talking about, like, watching a video. It's weird to hear somebody watching television in the stall right next to you. You know, that's pretty much what they're doing.

Even though we're all doing it. Everybody's watching.

Watching or reading something in there.

The other thing, like in a totally, you know, different light of this, and it's talking about etiquette, having your phone on speaker, the people that just sit there and talk on speaker and just walk around talking on speaker, are they that cheap they can't go get a headset? It's annoying. That they just sit there and they just randomly are talking on their speaker and having everybody having to have a conversation with you? Like at the grocery store, that happens all the time. I was at Kroger the other day, and you're standing in a line. And by the way, the lines at the self-checkout have been, like, crazy lately. I'm in line, and I'm listening to this lady's whole conversation that actually, I almost butt in. I'm surprised you didn't. Well, she was getting yelled at by a family member over something, and she's getting, like, and you hear this woman going, Mother F, Mother F, like, doing this whole thing, and there's little kids, like, in the line. Yes. And nobody's saying anything, or nobody's even kind of giving a weird look or doing anything like that because it's happening. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is our telephone number. You can't do that in the gym. You can't.

Look at the woman behind us.

Other shoulder, other shoulder. Where? She's on speakerphone. Hold on, hold on. We should join her conversation. She's on speakerphone. That gives us the right to join the conversation.

Who are you talking to? Ma'am. Hey, hold on, I'll ask. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, Mike, see that Mike will go that far. So there's a lady standing, like, right there, literally having a conversation right by our broadcast while we're talking about people on speakerphone.

Can I ask who you're talking to?

Oh, my God.

Who are you talking to? She's FaceTiming.

Hi. Talking to Chris. She is so frightened right now. She's running for her mace. She's on the phone with Court.

Oh, she's in Court.

She's in Court. Of course that would happen to us. Tell them to plead the fifth. She slowly backed away. I think that's a parking ticket or a speeding ticket or something that she's got in her hand.

Is it Larry's?

Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, I think so. Like, that's something I was like, hey, is that Corey? And she's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Court. Oh, sorry. That's something that I don't know if I want people to hear my conversation.

Well, that's why she's over there in a quiet corner, and we just disrupted her.

But how big is that phone that she has, too? What is that thing? That's like a Samsung.

Samsung something. That's like that thing. I can read that.

She's on. She's on with the judge right now.

Your Honor. Guilty.

We should be her defense.

By the way, thank God that we stopped talking about the pizza and porn just a couple of minutes ago while this poor lady is on the phone with the court system. um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 uh the telephone number and a texter uh 95500 and we might call you in a second ago he talks about it's not the people that are talking over the speakerphone it's the facetimers what's the story with the facetimers too i love it because i'm lonely you that is you by the way isn't it interesting you facetime all the time literally if you go

into my recents. Hold on. Let's see. FaceTime, FaceTime, FaceTime, FaceTime. I love that.

Why not? You're having a conversation anyway. You might as well do it face to face. But

you can't do a FaceTime if you're, if you don't have a headset to do the FaceTime with.

Yeah. With AirPods. Yeah. Yeah. Do you feel like you talk louder on FaceTime than you do

regularly? I feel like my dad's starting to lose his hearing and he refuses to acknowledge it because I've started having to yell at him all the time on the phone. He'll be like, I don't know why you're mumbling. And I'm like, I'm not mumbling!

I also, honestly, I feel like I talk louder any time that I'm even, like, with AirPods in or something like that, you know? Like, I always, like, I feel like I'm Mr. Loudman all the time with that.

With the new iPhone update, they announced it at the new conference. You'll be able to leave FaceTime voicemails now. Oh, I can't wait for that. Yeah. I know. We've been wanting that for a while. Wait, that's actually kind of cool. Yeah. Wait, so what is that? How does that work? FaceTime, if I FaceTime you right now and you don't answer, it'll just either ring out or if you hit unavailable, that's it. It'll just close the screen. Now you have the choice to leave a visual voicemail.

That is so cool. Did you see that they're also going to do it when somebody's leaving you a voicemail, they're going to write it out and you can pick it up while they're talking? That's fire. We get so many spam calls, it could be a doctor being like, hey, we need to talk to you about something and it'll pop up on your phone and you can pick it up like an old answering machine.

But don't you honestly feel, though, that it never is exactly what the person's saying? Yeah. Do you ever read just in your voicemails right now what it does?

It's kind of sloppy.

Like, I'm going, why is somebody calling for Jay? You know what I mean? You never can understand exactly what the hell they're saying.

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hey you know what morgan wallen is going to be here he's actually here right now and not not like right with us but he's in town and we got tickets for tomorrow night turn this thing up let's listen to it come on a little morgan wall in here yeah zach you turn that thing down so low i can't hear

it i can't get into it yes baby baby something's telling me this so tomorrow morning starting at

610 we will be giving away morgan wallen tickets starting at 610 we will have them for you you got to listen it's last night for this night we're giving away tickets to go see the show for thursday night uh and then friday morning we're going to give away the tickets for our morgan walmart contest how many entries do we have so far we have quite a few that just came in that

i'm going to post okay we need some more so if you know somebody or if you look like morgan wallen Send us those pictures Ain't on Facebook If you want to comment On that Facebook post Or make yourself

Look like Morgan Wallen It's worth it It's worth it Cut your hair I don't know Hold on Get away

Hold on I want to look real quick So okay So I'm looking at the pictures Some of them

Legitimately just They look like Morgan Wallen

Can I tell you the craziest I'm looking at the pictures That you posted And some of the people I'm looking at I'm going I thought that's Morgan Wallen Look at this guy By the way Tell me that That guy right there Doesn't live in Independence Township Where does that guy live Where do you think That guy lives All right, look at this guy. This guy, by the way, looks like the guy that did part of the broadcast today for Summit Technology Group. Oh, my God. Look at her. She's in the Morgan Wall. I love that. She's great. So here's the story, okay? This is the deal. Go send us a DM right now. I know it's tough for you sometimes to get a hold of these people. So DM, cell phone number, right? So you can text them or call them.

Your name, which I know from your account, the phone number and a picture. So I can't get a hold of you if I don't have a phone number.

Oh, my God. Your Michigan accent just came out. That was so funny. Did anybody catch it? Picture. Picture. All right.

So Friday evening we're doing something in Toledo, by the way. Can we talk about that yet or no? Yeah. Can we talk about that? Because it's keeping me from going to the Morgan Wallen concert. I was invited to the Morgan Wallen concert. But Toledo, I want you to know something. I love you so much. And I know that if I bogged out of this thing on Friday, I would catch so much crap from Scott Sands and Nick Naw and Megan Mick and all these other people.

Can I say what we're doing and chat them out? Yeah. So we are all going to be hanging out at an incredible place called Feed Toledo. And I think the task that they're having us do is make a bunch of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to help feed some hungry tummies. So we're going to be hard at work making sandwiches on our Friday night.

That's cool. And that's going to be great. And then afterwards, we're going to Megan's house. Yes! We're having a house party. We don't need nobody.

You want to know the great part about all this? What? None of you know where I live. I do. Yeah. Because I sent you a message.

I got her address.

Wait, I have it too, Megan. I'll send you a letter. No. Oh, yeah.

Real quick, I'm not driving to Toledo unless we actually get a chance to hang with Coraline.

No, you're not going to my house.

I know your house. I have your house already programmed. No, you don't.

You've already been there.

I've been to your house. You showed me your house, and I've got it in my ways.

You don't have it in your ways.

I do.

No, but you are invited to Scott Mick's place.

All right, his is better. That's our happy way, nicer. We're going there. Hey, real quick, the lady's off the phone. Ask her if she got out of her ticket.

Oh, yeah, I really do. I'm invested now.

Just see if she got out of the lady. So we were talking about people who talk on their phones on speakerphone instead of you. Ask her.

Excuse me, ma'am. Did you get out of that?

Did you get out of the ticket?

Yeah, she did.

She got out of the ticket. I love it. Yeah. That's awesome. You know what?

I want to ask her what her excuse was because I've never gotten out of a ticket.

How do you never get out of a ticket?

I have never gotten out of a ticket.

Do you want me to ask her? Do you want me to ask her? I think she doesn't seem like she wants to talk. You know what her job is? Her job is to quiet please. Oh, really? She's the people that are supposed to keep, like, everybody quiet when people are on the hole and stuff.

Just so you can envision when she talks to Mike, she's keeping facing forward, talking while he's behind her.

Motor in the Morning's Top Trending Stories.

Was there anything in trending news that you didn't cover today that you want to have me cover?

Do you mean in the Dirty that I didn't cover?

Oh, the Dirty, I'm sorry, yeah. Because it's funny because I was watching, I really didn't pay attention to anything television-wise last night or news-wise. I kind of was in my own mode with Chelsea home.

I was thinking, this is great. I haven't been with her in such a long time. She's going to miss me, and she's going to want me to, like, you know, cuddle up with her and stuff.

Did she?

No. It took her eight hours. It took her eight hours to put her suitcase stuff away. She's one of those people that, unlike you, Megan, she puts all— she, like, empties her suitcase out and puts stuff in the dirty clothes, and she does all that. You know what's nice about never unpacking now is every time I need to pack again, it's halfway done. Really? Yeah. All right. Well, listen, I'm going to say this, that I wish I was married to Megan, Chelsea, so that I, because I know I, Megan came home. That's Chris Webber. Is that Chris Webber? C-Web. C-Web. Come on. Get him. Come on. Tell him, come on. Do you think. Come on out. C-Web. Is he coming? Come on. Pull up on me. Come on. He's waving. Come on. Say hi to us. Say hey to us. He's coming over. He's coming over. Is he? No, he's not. No, no, he's not. See where? Oh, he's signing autographs for all the little kids. Here, go grab him. Hit the alternate route. Go grab him. All right, so let me tell you this. So I want to hear the craziest. On our podcast yesterday, on our podcast, yeah, KP, go down there and grab him. He'll come up for you. See where? So here's the story. Pickleball yesterday. We were talking on the podcast about pickleball. Yeah. I go to the store yesterday, and I end up bumping into a guy who is the president of the National Pickleball Association, which is the professional league that these guys do, their pickleball. And he's going to do something. Ladies and gentlemen, member of the Fab Five, the greatest smile in basketball history. Yes, indeed. Please welcome Chris Webber. Let's go, baby. Let's go. Hey, what's up? How you guys doing? What's up, man? Good. Dude, that smile got you out of so much stuff, didn't it? Did that smile get you anything you wanted?

Yeah, except with mom and dad. They didn't make it. Yeah.

They didn't make it.

I have my favorite thing of watching you ever play from way back in even high school days. You just had that little smile on your face, and I knew that smile was saying, fuck. Yeah. Don't let the smile fool you, though. He was a beast. Beast out there.

Yeah, a lot of smiling was just because you enjoy the game so much. You're playing with guys that you love, and, you know, we were having fun. Yeah. Sincerely, you put the work in, and when you know you're working hard, you know you're giving your all, that makes you, you know, it allows you to have fun without, you know, any extra thoughts.

Yeah. Good times, man. You were one of my, seriously, like one of my favorites, man. You could play any position, basically, on the court. And now I'm, you know, looking at the game right now and how different the game is and how it's like, I feel like this last championship actually was a little bit more fun than past ones. I feel like the past ones, all it was was shooting threes nonstop, and that's it. Do you like the way the game is being played now, the NBA game is being played?

I think the players are great. I think they're super skilled. Here, move the mic up just a little closer. You're a tall man. You're a tall man. I think the players are great. I think, you know, the evolution of the game has been incredible, but I still think it's about the system and the coaching. and that's why if you look at the teams probably we enjoy the most, it was the Joker, Malone, his dad coached here for the Pistons. Shout-out to them. And it was back-cutting, passing layups. And when you look at Golden State, you get fooled because Steph shoots so many incredible threes. But in the fourth quarter, when you go out there, what happens? He back-cuts and he gets a layup. And that's the system of basketball. Shout-out to Coach Carrillo at Princeton because he started a lot of that. But, yeah, I think it's the system. She doesn't know what you're talking about. I have no idea, but you're so sweet and kind. I love listening to you. It's okay. Hey, give me some luck on his back nine. I got people talking about it. I got to rush. I got to rush this. What are you right now? What are you playing? I came in at 16. I'm playing like 52. But I'll tell you what, Duffner just gave me a little piece of advice, and I feel so much better. Have fun.

Chris Webber, give it up for that guy. How great is he? By the way, that team, that Fab Five, was still the greatest team ever in college basketball history. Put the banners back on the freaking rafters. You know what? If that was Michigan State, guess what? They'd be up there, right? They never would have taken those things down. All right, thank you. Let's go green over here. So going back to my story about pickleball. No, I ran into literally the guy who was like the head of the pickleball. Like he's the commissioner of pickleball. And he said he's going to do some stuff with us. Okay. So not washing your pillowcase for just a week causes buildup 17,000 times more bacteria than a toilet seat. I tell you a story. I wanted to vomit. Because how often do you wash your pillowcases? Not often. That makes me feel better about public health. Chelsea does all the time, so she's always washing them. So I wash my sheets every other week. My pillowcase, sometimes I do wash on a weekly basis, but most often with the rest of the sheets every other week. So when I read the story, I wanted to barf.

They say that swab test cover from pillowcases came up with dead skin cells, sweat, feces, and saliva because that's the thing. We all, like, drool all over our pillows.

Think about that 17,000 times dirtier than your oily. Doesn't that make you feel better about public bathrooms, though?

Yeah. It does for me. That's always something I have wondered in the past when we do those stories, how many people look at the bright side.

Public. And this is why we don't hummer. Oh, my God, stop.

The controversial things that we pretend to hate, but we actually seriously will use or love or consume. What do you guys think are some of these things? Ready? Pumpkin Spice. People always will talk about how much they hate Pumpkin Spice. They love it. Being a fanatic like a Taylor Swift fan, a BTS fan, Marvel fan. Nickelback or Creed.

I told you. Oh, that's a great one.

People always will talk about how bad Nickelback or Creed are. You love it. You absolutely love it. You just don't like it or say you don't like it because everybody says they don't like it. The word moist. People say that they don't like it, but they'll use it. And emojis. Those are some of the top things that people will claim that they hate publicly to people, but secretly will like it. Out of all those ones, which ones do you think is the most obvious out of it?

Nickelback? Probably the Nickelback one.

Because a Nickelback song comes on, and I go, that's actually not a bad song.

We've got these photographs.

You're like, okay, yeah, I do like this. I'll turn it up. Mine is, was it Far Away or whatever that song is? I forget what it is. It came on randomly on one of my playlists, and I was liking it. Shannon, in the dirty, we've been talking about the celebrity nude weight loss drug, which is Ozempic, We Go V, all that stuff. Well, now a game changer is coming into effect. No longer will you have to take it in shot form, but now it's going to be developed in pill form. And the company says that they're going to make enough of this stuff that it will be okay for even the people with the type 2 diabetes to not have to worry because their shots won't be used. Why didn't they think of this in the beginning?

I don't know. Do you know anybody who's taken it? Because I do. Yes, you do.

I do, and she is. It works? She's getting it. Listen. Oh, my God. It works very, very well. Do you have to keep using it?

Yeah, so it's one of those things that you have a maintenance dose once you hit your goal. So if you stop taking it because you're kind of messing with your body's hormones, you'll probably gain some weight back. But if you take the maintenance dose, you should be good, which is much smaller than the doses that you take to get to your goal weight.

What it does is it's an appetite suppressant, right? It curbs your appetite so that you don't eat as much. The problem, though, that I've heard from people that have taken it is they don't eat at all, which they definitely lose the weight. But then if they go off of the thing, they end up gaining the weight.

Right, which is why they're promoting that maintenance.

usage. Yeah, to keep it. And the other problem is, too, that you can't get the drug, so a lot of times people will try it, get a month's supply or whatever, and then they can't get it after that. And it's also just

so expensive, and I think if they make it in pill form and it becomes more accessible, it'll probably drive down the price, too.

Yeah. Well, the other reason why they say that they want to do this is the number of people that have diabetes from being overweight. That need it. They eventually will need this stuff, and then it's too late because they now officially have diabetes so that why not stop it why not prevent it instead of um you know just trying to cure it or combat it uh there are more mosquitoes compared to decades ago so mosquitoes are worse than decades ago they say that the southeast is the worst with mosquitoes they say that it's a lot of it is this rain that we've been having is going to be causing a lot of the mosquitoes and then did you hear the story about malaria they're they're talking about they're talking about the mosquitoes that are going to end up having uh that have malaria and that they're they're worried about an outbreak of that that uh could be um affecting even in our area here in michigan really so which kind of scares me like honestly i getting bit by mosquitoes every time i get bit by a mosquito i'm always convinced i caught something i don't know why it could just be my pillowcase. And last but not least, New York City landlord has a no meat or fish restriction if you rent their apartment. The one bedroom apartment rents in New York City for $5,750 a month, but tenants are not allowed to cook.

meat or fish and the reason the other tenants don't want to have to smell your meat or fish

that you're cooking there are things that smell worse than meat or fish like i steamed broccoli last night it smells like ball in my house honest to god that's worse than a meat i mean fish is

pretty bad but meat but meat they say that a lot of times what people do is they'll it's by the seasonings that they put into it vegan or eviction choose your pick well that's it or pescatarian right because you can't even have fish you got it i actually came across somebody the other day that uh that was pescatarian and said literally referred back to you kevin because they heard you talk about it on the air they're like i'm like kev i'm a pescatarian i was like or presbyterian that's it for today we're done for today it actually was kind of well it's nice to have mike and megan with us yes in town in the same place say that again yeah slow it down it really was nice it was nice honestly as much as i hate doing these broadcasts because i really truly do hate these no i do you do yeah do you really want to know how much i hate doing these they are fun you want to know they're fun because honestly we just f off all morning yeah that's right we get

to have more fun kind of goofing right yeah chris weber to finish the day yeah chris weber tony

finow who was there ricky fowler was hanging out that guy that got tackled with the champagne i I don't remember his name, but yeah. My buddy Craig Myers is taking me today. So wherever he is, he's here. So we've got to say thank you to Craig Myers. His company represents like a bunch of rich people. It was funny because we were talking about Ryan Seacrest. And the thing was, I would never do that job. I would never, you know, take on the Wheel of Fortune because it will ruin my brand. And Craig Myers goes, you don't need a brand when you're making that much money. It's kind of true, right?

I mean, it is true, but, like, his brand is going to be his legacy. He's already made the money.

He doesn't. Come on.

You think he needs more money, truly?

Yes.

Look at how pretty his outfits are.

It costs a lot of money. That's the brand I want. Money brand.

Yes. Morgan Wallen tickets tomorrow. We'll have those for you. And War of the Roses. We'll see you then. Bye.

20-plus years of idiocy and still going in Detroit, Toledo, and West Michigan.

It's Mojo in the morning.

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