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one ignition sequence start let me take y'all back to the beginning this is it all right are you

ready you're listening to mojo in the morning you're a doo-doo hat it's mojo in the morning

so i uh did not sleep at home last night i slept in another person's bed i've always wanted to say that and actually have it be kind of cool like i was actually doing something fun but um i had to do a sleep study last night. So in shout out to Lori, my sleep study superstar that, uh, that helped me through the night and probably heard bodily functions coming right out of my butthole.

It was funny. Can I tell you if you do any of that stuff or no? You know, it's funny. I did

not ask her because I did say to her in the beginning, I, uh, I put the blame on you, Shannon. I said, I need to be out of here. Like as soon as I can get out of here or Shannon will be mad at me. So she kept saying to me, I'm not going to make Shannon mad at you. I'm not going Like, she thinks you're, like, a total bitch. Oh, that's great. I'm really excited about that. She's like, this Shannon is really tough. She comes across so sweet on the air. So I said to her, I go, so anytime I can get out of here, I'll do it. I checked in last night at 830, so I had to go there at 830. It was in Brighton, Michigan, which, by the way, Tony lives right by Brighton. Our boss, Tony, lives in Milford. That's the longest commute I have ever seen to come to work. It took me an hour to get down here. Yeah, so it was wild. But so you go there and they attach you. And I actually sent you guys a picture in our group text. They attach you to like a bunch of wires and then they go, okay, now fall asleep. Or actually they do like these little tasks. Wiggle your toes, do your, you know, whatever stuff.

Wait, you've got like a tube. How did you fall asleep? You've got tubes up your nose, on your head, taped to your face, under your chin.

Yeah.

How in the heck do you even sleep?

uh well not not uh spectacularly uh because i had my aura ring on and my aura ring showed that i had only a 56 score which is usual so my typical on a sunday night is maybe a 65 or 70 so you didn't

lose that many points and it was pretty bad so what are they trying to determine here like you know you

have sleep apnea already right so they so i took a home study okay so i did this thing at home and it showed that i stopped breathing 16 times an hour 16 times an hour i'm i'm and and it's not from chelsea putting a pillow over my head which one would think but it's not chelsea says i don't snore which is amazing uh-huh but um but you stop breathing i stop breathing and then my oxygen level your normal oxygen level should be in the 90s mine's like in the low 80s so uh and it's funny because i see um i see one of our good friends john j uh he wears one of these things and he looks honestly so good lately like he's i know he exercises a ton and stuff but he looks good he's like fit and stuff and i asked him a question a while back i said tell me about that he goes changed my life really so i i and i gotta ask our listeners this question and i'm gonna start off with this this morning if you sleep like spit and you can say the word we can't if you sleep like that I want to hear from you because I don't believe that anybody sleeps good do you

guys sleep good no especially lately like I feel like I I wake up so many times a night with rando anxiety which is not good yes my heart is racing my brain is going 100 miles per hour and I may fall back asleep but if I do I wake back up again probably an hour and a half later and I do that all night long wow it is it's really bad i actually just got some new meds and i'm really hoping that they'll start to kick in and help with it because i i come in here and i feel like

i'm a zombie do you dream in your sleep not very often okay i used to have really bad night terrors and sleep paralysis so that's like when you see things but you you're awake and you can't move and then i started uh smoking weed before i went to bed and now i'm better okay i've tried the weed

I've tried the meds. I've done all that stuff, and it just doesn't work. I think, honestly, mine is I just don't go to bed early enough.

Yeah.

But I also got the apnea thing. Can I tell you about dreaming? I dreamt like a maniac last night. Really? Even though I didn't have much sleep. She said that my REM was unbelievable, and my deep sleep was good. But I ended up, I had, like, tons of dreams. I dreamed about all you guys. Oh, God. Literally, we were on a trip together. It was the craziest. And we were all hanging out, drinking, and we were late for our broadcast. Shannon was mad. No, it was Lydia. This one was Lydia. Lydia was really upset.

I heard if you dream, it means you sleep good. Oh, that makes sense. I don't dream.

So there were moments of greatness. The funny thing is that Lori, who's doing the thing, also has a cast of characters with her. Because they started hearing other voices, like a dude's voice coming on there going, uh laurie has uh left uh you know uh i don't know what do they call this what is this on your head lobe less low maybe it was like yeah left lobe it just came off or whatever the deal is and i'm going oh my god so there is not just you there's others and then when i left i had to get goo out of my hair and all this stuff because they put the things in your hair so i went and jumped in the shower that they had there which looked like it had never been used because i think people just go home afterwards i think i'm the only idiot that says i'm going to work and i walk out the door and i turn and there is a glass window that i didn't even notice when i checked in and it's all these people the sleep study experts they're all there and i'm going son of a bitch i would have had more anxiety knowing that many people were there i thought i thought it was just

laurie and i in the entire building at one point i am a really really ugly sleeper i either sleep with my mouth wide open or I have this like frowny thing that I do. I am a, it's, I would not want, I don't even like Wes watching me sleep, honestly. it's bad. Like, I know he does that sometimes.

Was there a lot of anxiety when you guys first started dating to know that you were sleeping next to a man that you were trying to date? Well,

you've seen me sleep on an airplane before. Oh yeah. And it's, I mean, like mouth wide open. It is. And I had to just tell him, look, like, I am not a cute sleeper whatsoever. So, like you, but yeah, you try to wait till like they fall asleep so then you can fall asleep and they don't see you, but...

Yeah, that's crazy.

Sometimes they're the ugly sleeper. I remember some guys I've been with, I'm like, ugh. Oh, really? He sleeps like a dead person, like this with his arms crossed.

I'll see that.

Perfectly straight.

See, she asked me that question. She goes, will you just sleep on your back and stay there the whole time? I'm like, no. Oh, I cannot sleep on my back. I am side to side. What's up, Katie? How you doing? Hi, sorry, it's Jamie. Jamie, I apologize, Jamie. What's going on? How are you doing?

No problem. Hi, good morning, guys. Good morning. I am the worst sleeper in the world.

Really? So can you not stay asleep or not get asleep?

That's the problem. I can usually fall asleep, okay, but then after like two hours, I'm tossing and turning all night.

Yeah, that's horrible. So are you really tired this morning?

um you know usually i'm fine it's kind of crazy i work early all the time um i actually started at four this morning i don't know i usually am fine but like by one o'clock even if i don't have to wake up till two or three i'm like i might as well just get up because i'm just talking man i

am like total siesta in the middle of the afternoon guy like i have to keep myself from doing that or i won't sleep at night yeah but it's the same situation you know i don't have it quite where i fall asleep in intersections uh you know when i'm driving but i have it if i'm sitting in a waiting room of a doctor's office or if i'm it hits you oh somewhere where it's like relaxing man i am zonk if i sit down after work i am out oh yeah absolutely well get some rest i appreciate you i'll let you know how this thing goes okay awesome love you guys love you too we love you too. Hold on a second. Rick, what's up, Rick? Good morning, Mojo and crew. How are you doing? Good morning. We're doing good, man. How are you? I'm doing very good. Thank you. Mojo,

I've been through the sleep study a few times. I've actually stopped breathing 48 times an hour.

Oh my God. You're basically dead. Are you okay? Well, that's what I'm saying. Oh yeah. I mean,

So, I sleep with the machine every night. Go on vacation, take the machine. Oh, God. If you don't use the machine right now, you will get the best sleep of your life.

Okay.

Four hours, six hours.

It's going to be me.

I think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread.

We're going to go to the greatest thing since what? Sliced bread, you said?

Sliced bread.

There you go. I'm gluten, so I can't have bread. But real quick, I'm going to be carrying my apnea machine with me. I am so old now.

Remember the year I carried my breast pump with me? Oh, that is true.

hey guys what's going on here uh so rick it works huh oh it's amazing i'm 60 years old so i'm much older than you are and uh the thing is that i mean if i fall asleep without it yeah my next day is

absolutely terrible okay well i'm gonna need your help i'm gonna need some advice i when i finally get this thing i'm gonna need advice on how the hell to do this thing uh and they were trying out different masks and stuff with me which was kind of weird and i'm like which one of these masks is going to look the the best so that my wife still wants to ask me uh what's going on toya how you doing i'm all right how are you toya i'm not gonna lie to you i got i got energy now but in an hour

check back with me what's going on oh man so i just wanted to comment about the sleeping so i sleep like a bump on the lawn. No problem. But my ex, like, he rattles the windows, the paint's coming off. Like, it's just so loud. And not only that, he stopped breathing for a long period of time. Like, I would have to nudge him, shake him, like, just to be sure.

Wow. So you would be worried about him that he stopped breathing, thinking he was dead.

Yeah, because for one, he's so loud that I can't sleep. So I'm up anyway, and then I notice all these pauses in his breathing. Like, it's really scary.

Wow. It's wild. That's nice to know because he's your ex. Because you would think that you would want him to be dead, right?

I mean, you know what? Sometimes I'd be like, I hope no one's there to shake you.

you have a great day toy i love you as well all right take care of yourself uh i want to know i have to see in i don't know if uh laurie said that she listens to the show so she's on her way back home probably at an hour like now if i do ever see her again i want to ask her if i did make any noises yeah like i wonder if there were any kind of like how much farting was happening i tried to be really good yesterday like i didn't eat much at all i didn't drink much because i didn't want to get up and pee because i pee a lot in the middle of the night like i never ever ever

wake up and pee in the middle of the night jealous oh good for you probably not no but you know what

it is it means you're getting sleep because i think the only reason you pee like i used to i used to get great sleep when i was a kid and i wet the bed until i was like maybe 14 and they said it was because of how deep my sleep was the problem is now the opposite i don't get deep enough sleep so that I don't think about it. All right, it's Mojo in the morning show. Look at that mask, by the way. I think that, what do you think, Bianca? Huh? Sexy?

Can we post it?

Can you? Yes. Can you Photoshop me, though, and make it look like there's an elephant trunk? Two different Photoshops.

Let's do it.

Can you put, like, a supermodel in bed next to me? Oh, yeah, like a. I don't know, give me somebody hot.

Was it, like, a Gigi Hadid?

Yeah, I'll take Gigi right there on the tip of my pillow.

Back in the day. Let's go! Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen? You can do whatever you want. Actually, I shouldn't say that. Melanie Martinez tickets. Melanie Martinez is going to be Saturday at Little Caesars Arena. We got tickets right now. This was the year that Ginger Spice left the Spice Girls.

The relationship between Melanie and I, she knows that. And I found it increasingly difficult. Amalgamation of that and being tired. I kind of threw in the towel. I said, okay, I give up.

The original Shrek came out.

Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man?

The Muffin Man.

Yes, I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

Well, she's married to the Muffin Man.

The Muffin Man? The Muffin Man!

And he did three sold-out shows at Yankee Stadium this weekend.

You talk a big game in a car. Now prove how smart you are. Tell us the year this stuff happened. 844 Mojo Live. 844-665-6548.

Alex, what year was that?

That was 01.

Yes. Yay!

What gave it away? It was Ginger Spice and Shrek. I was six years old. Oh, wow. Come on, wow. Six-year-old little Alex watching Shrek. Going to see it at the movie, hopefully, right? With a big old thing of popcorn. Yep. I love it. At the drive-in movie, I remember. I love it. All right, so Alex, we're setting you up with Melanie Martinez tickets at Little Caesars Arena this Saturday night. Show sold out. You got tickets. Congratulations to you. I appreciate it. Happy Monday, guys. Happy Monday. Have a great week, man. It's going to be a hot one this week. We were just reporting in our local weather and traffic and stuff that tomorrow and Wednesday might be two of the hottest days that we've had all year. Even hotter than that week of Fourth of July.

They said the real field for tomorrow might be 107. What?

It's going to be wonderful.

Isn't that crazy?

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I'm so sorry, oh my god I need about 25 cups of coffee

All right.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

I think Shannon needed a sleep study last night, not me. Seriously. What's going on in this dirty?

So Prince Harry, along with Meghan Markle and their two kids, seven-year-old Archie and five-year-old Lilibet, had a private meeting with King Charles and Queen Camilla. Did not think this would happen or ever happen, really, but it was a private reunion. It was the King and Queen's first visit with their grandkids since 2022. This visit also marks the family's first visit to England in more than four years. Brooklyn Beckham noticeably absent from his sister Harper's 15th birthday celebration in Florida. This is so sad to me because they were very, very close. And now the entire family's kind of, you know, been split apart. But the family's celebrating at an Italian restaurant in West Palm Beach. David, Victoria, Romeo, Cruz, all there, their respective girlfriends, no Brooklyn, nor Nicola Peltz, his wife, were present. And I didn't know this, but Harper, she misses her big brother so much, went to his home last month in California, rang his doorbell, like on his doorstep, rang his doorbell. He wouldn't answer the door for her. No. Nothing. So, yeah.

I wonder, what do you do when that happens? And I'm asking this.

As who?

What do you do as the person inside the house? Are you hiding somewhere? Like, I mean, I'm sure you have a big enough house that you don't have to, like, be seen. Right. But when people come to my door that I do not want to answer the door, I sit there and try to hide. Only to know that there is a window that if you look through my front door, you can see me sitting on the couch. A neighbor told me.

Like, perfect.

So if you look straight ahead at that window that's straight there, you can see the reflection of who's on the couch.

Yeah. And there's no getting away from it in my house. All windows. Like, I'm screwed. behind the counter i'm screwed yeah disney's live action moana opened to just 43 million dollars domestically yeah one of the studio's lowest remake debuts ever they they said disney projected it to make 140 million dollars it only made 43 mil uh and it's getting really bad reviews and i don't know why but critics keep saying well it's exactly the same story as the animated version from a decade ago and i'm like well it's supposed to be right it's a live action remake that's what i thought too i'm like the lion king's the same beauty and the beast was the same it's

the same story you don't change the story what's different now compared to what it used to well it's the same one it's uh the rock but the the different

girl playing moana oh okay the difference now from the past that used to be you know okay don't worry about it the next five weeks it will add up if a movie doesn't do well its first week it's done because the first week has to be the pretty much 90 of making their money back yeah and then everything else is gravy after that if they don't get close to that and they didn't yeah they're in

trouble they didn't uh minions and monsters claim second place toy story five landed in third and Did you guys hear this story about the guy, I think this happened in Greece, correct me if I'm wrong, but who got sucked partially out of the window of the airplane?

Video from inside the Ryanair flight shows dangling oxygen masks and the blown-out window. Greek media reports a passenger partially sucked out his head outside the window and pulled back inside by fellow passengers. One passenger told Greek Radio the head and shoulders of one passenger were outside the window. Fortunately, he had not taken off his seatbelt. The Boeing 737-800 had just taken off, flying from Greece to Germany when Ryanair says a passenger window dislodged in flight. The aircraft landed normally and passengers returned to the terminal. One passenger treated for injuries. Video on X appears to show engine fan blades broken off. Experts say engine shrapnel may have blown out that window.

That's like a fear that everybody has when they get out of their way.

His shoulders are out the window.

I'm telling you, I don't like to sit next to a window. Like, I always feel like I need to get in the aisle.

They said his wife was, like, desperately tugging, and then finally a bunch of passengers got around her, yeah.

That story's crazy. But later this morning, you got to do the bison story at Yellowstone. Because that old dude flying in the sky, oh, my God. Just Google this and then Shannon will talk about it in an upcoming Dirty. The guy was flying like, what, 8 to 10 feet in the air after a bison.

And survived.

Grandpa. And a grandpa, too. Survived. It's crazy.

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I know you're watching the live right now just to keep tabs on me to make sure I'm doing my job right. No, can I be honest? I'm watching because I'm wearing a hat today and I don't like wearing a hat. Is the angle good today? The angle is fine, but it's me with the hat. I wonder, can I pull this off? No.

Oh, God, no. I like this. Slip it. Can I do?

Gangsta Mojo. I can't be that. I can't be, or how about?

You just never wear hats, so it's like nobody's used to seeing you in a baseball hat.

He looks like the guy from You, the scary guy.

Really?

That always wears a hat. Okay, I like that better. Yeah, you look like Joe.

I like that better than the guy from Up, the old man in the house with the balloons.

No, definitely not that.

I think I look cool with the hat backwards. I see that, you know? It looks fine forward. It looks fine how you have it. Zach said I look awesome. I like the sideways hat the best.

Sideways hat? No, Bianca.

All right, so I got the hat here. I did bring a change of clothes, and I actually thought I would do one of those, what do they call them? Hose showers? You know what I'm talking about?

Oh, in the sink?

Yeah. Yeah. Like, I do a little hose shower in Eastern Market. You said you showered. Well, I did shower. I did shower, and I washed my hair, but I want to fully make sure that-

See, I don't feel clean unless I go home and shower. Same.

I need to exfoliate. That's one of the things that I do every single day. I know, I know. But I hear people talk about stuff like that. But are there any other people listening this morning that are not showering? Like, who did not shower? And what's your reason why you didn't shower? No, Kevin's in a movie. Kevin's not here with us.

He rarely showers. But see, certain people look good.

Women look good when they don't shower because they don't look like they didn't shower. Guys like me look greasy.

See, that's not true. I'm the same way. My hair, I have to wash my hair pretty much every day.

Oh, yeah. Or else it gets so oily. And I think they say it's bad. It is. Yeah. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Where are our non-showers at today?

It's Mojo in the mornings, 5 at 6.55.

5 at 6.55. Yeah, 5 at 6.55. No, no.

Crystal won on Friday, guys. She's back with us this morning. I got to get her. Yeah, cheers. Woo, Crystal. Yay, there she is. welcome back crystal are you ready to try to take another win here yes i am and where are you from again crystal redford all right crystal from redford this morning i want you to say hello to

Eric from Marblehead, Ohio. Hi, Eric. How you doing?

Good. How about yourself?

Fantastic. Eric, it says here that you live in Marblehead, which is real close to Lake Erie. Do you get any fish flies?

Oh, yeah. Mayflies all day long.

Is that what they call them there in Ohio? Mayflies?

Yeah.

Yeah, they call them mayflies or dune bugs.

The worst. I remember going to Cedar Point one time, riding a ride, and literally coming out, and they were in my beard. Ew. That's how bad it was.

Yeah, they're bad. Like I said, some of the roller coasters, man, you get a mouthful of them every time.

When's the last time you went to Cedar Point if you live that close? I'm sorry, I didn't hear you. Are you talking and it garbled up? Say that again?

Actually, we haven't been there in a couple years, but we're actually going tomorrow. Oh, that's cool.

Oh, fun. That's a coincidence. All right, cool. All right, hold on one second here. I'm going to lock up Crystal in a soundproof area. Good luck to you, Crystal. You'll hear nothing, and then you'll talk to Lydia, okay?

Thank you.

All right, here we go. And I'll talk to Eric some more. Five questions. Whoever gets the most right wins, Ty always goes to the champion. Eric, question number one. Jay-Z performed for sold-out crowds at Yankee Stadium over the weekend. At one point, bringing out the artist he does the song Empire State of Mind with. What's her name?

Three seconds.

What did you say? I have no idea. Pass on that one? Oh, man. Ah, damn it, dude. All right, question number two. Disney's live-action remake of Moana didn't fare so well at the box office. Shannon just reported that in the Dirty Iron 30. Which former professional wrestler plays the role of demigod Maui in the movie? The Rock, Dwayne Johnson. Question number three. Justin Bieber will be part of the halftime show for the World Cup. Which country is Justin Bieber from?

Canada.

Question number four, 71-year-old Senator Lindsey Graham died over the weekend suddenly. A question about another famous Lindsey. You probably thought I was going to ask you a question about Senator Graham. No, this is about another Lindsey. Which actress, first name Lindsey, starred in the movie Mean Girls? Lohan. I liked how Shannon did that question. That was a good question. And question number five, which World Cup semi-finalist is home to the legendary stadium called Wembley? England. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. I worried about him at first.

Pretty good, Erica. Four out of five.

All right, four out of five.

Just that first one.

Yeah, he's going to kick himself for missing that first one.

Don't say it.

Here we go. Crystal, question number one, Jay-Z performed before sold-out crowds at Yankee Stadium over the weekend. At one point, bringing out the artist who he does the song Empire State of Mine with, what's her name?

Alicia Keys? Yes. There we go, one to nothing.

Will that bite Eric in the butt? We're going to find out here. Question number two. Disney's live-action remake of Moana didn't do so great at the box office. Which former professional wrestler plays the role of demigod Maui in the movie?

The Rock.

Yes.

Two to one.

Question three. Justin Bieber is going to be part of a halftime show for the World Cup. Which country is Justin Bieber from?

Canada.

Yes.

Three to two.

She's got to miss these next two questions, Eric, to give you a shot. Question number four. 71-year-old Senator Lindsey Graham died over the weekend. A question about another famous Lindsey. Which actress, first name Lindsey, starred in the movie Mean Girls?

Three seconds. Lindsay Lohan. Yes. Four to three.

And a perfect score if you get this one right. In your second win in a row, you already got it. Which World Cup semifinalist is home to the legendary stadium, Wembley?

Three seconds. Three.

I don't think I know that one. Oh, wow. One. That's okay. Wow. Oh, man. All right. Well, that just means now Eric's going to be more pissed that he missed the Alicia Keys answer. I know. Tie score, right?

Yes, it's England, by the way. Four to four. She wins with a tie.

Tie goes to the champ. Congratulations to you. You won again. And that means that you're back again tomorrow for another round, Crystal.

All right.

Eric. That first question got me. I know. You're going to be kicking yourself. Now we're going to play that song, and you're going to be, like, forever going, damn it. Hang on the phone for a second. We're going to set you up with a parting gift. We got, by the way, huge sponsors that sponsor this program. Thank you to our friends at Urban Air. Take your kids and have some fun. Urban Air.

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What's going on, D'Angelo?

Mojo. Yeah. What's the word, man? Nothing much. It's called a hoe bath.

A hoe bath. A hoe bath. That's what I was trying to figure out, yeah.

What'd you call it?

I'm going to, I think I called it a hoe shower or something.

Oh, that's right. A hoe shower.

I got a hoe bath, D'Angelo. I don't know. I can't go without showering and not looking pretty. You know what I mean?

I completely understand, brother. I take two or three a day when it's summer heat.

Have you ever had to do a hoe bath, D'Angelo?

Yes, I have. Okay. In late nights, I get to work early, you know what I'm saying? I got to get in there and get it together real quick. I ain't able to make it to the hose. Do hoes get upset when you call it a hoe bath,

or do they understand that that's pretty much what they're doing?

I think they understand that that's where it comes from. Okay.

All right, buddy. You be good. Take care of yourself, D'Angelo. Thanks for the correction on the term. Hold on a second. Denise is with us right now. Denise, you didn't shower today?

No.

Uh-oh.

How come you just wanted some extra sleep?

Yeah, I like to shower on Tuesday and Thursday mornings because that means only two showers a week before work.

What are you trying to conserve, water, or what's going on?

No, I just pay menopause, you know, and pits, tits, and lady bits.

Okay.

So you only shower two days a week? That's it? Never any more than that?

Well, during the week, on the weekend, I shower whenever I want, but I don't like to do it. If I do it, I try to do it at night because I don't like to get up and do it in the morning.

What do you do that you're not sweating and smelling because you're only showering a couple days a week?

I'm a controller, so I end up for a manufacturing company, so I sit at a desk.

Okay, so you're in air conditioning and stuff. Like, if you were working out on the line, so to speak. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I'd have to, yeah, I'd have to do something else. But, you know, I sit in it. Literally, my office has two brick walls, and I sit in it. It's five by eight or something, five by nine. It's super small. And so I'm just there by myself, and it's a stinky plant, you know. I mean, and menopause makes it so, you know, pretty much I turn into a prune. So you don't have a lot of those things that you have when you're young, you know. Yeah. I got to be honest.

I used to think that I wanted to be a woman. I used to say to myself, I want to be a woman. I wish I was a woman because if I was a woman, I'd just be home all day just having fun touching myself and stuff.

Because that's what we do.

I know you don't do it, but I would if I was a woman. I would love my body more. But then when I hear about this menopause and perimenopause and all that stuff, I don't know, man.

Well, that's what I was going to say. Even if I don't do anything during the day, I have to shower in the morning because I sweat so bad when I sleep. Oh, yeah.

Me too. So bad. It's disgusting. Temperature's tough. What's going on? How you doing, Sarah?

Hi. Good morning. I'm okay. How are you?

Good. I got a new phrase. The pits, tits, and what did she say it was? Lady bits. Lady bits. Lady bits, yeah. What's happening?

That's crazy, man. But anyway, a comment on hers. If you're going through menopause, you need to shower at least twice to three times a day because we sweat up a storm.

Oh, gee. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's what Shannon just said.

I'm so confused by what she said.

We're calling her out.

Right.

Yeah.

But I'm calling because I have a passenger that I've been friends with for four years now. And he don't understand. I won't date you behind because you tell me you do not shower. Oh, God. Have a good day, beautiful.

Yeah. By the way, I love when Sarah calls us. Sarah is riding Uber right now, driving Uber. But I like when she calls us because nine out of ten times, she'll say her comment and then she'll say goodbyes pleasantly to the people.

Communicating with her passengers. Oh, of course.

Oh, you have a great day, beautiful.

I just dropped somebody off at Detroit Axel. Okay. So she just got out. Oh, that was nice. Wait, how did she smell? Yeah, he's a nice guy. She smelled just fine. She was nice and clean. Yeah. And you know another thing I wanted to let you guys know? As far as the Uber passenger, women, they can request women drivers. Yes.

Okay. But let me ask you, let's go back to this guy. What does this guy smell like? Does he smell a little funky?

Well, you know what? He's an out... alcoholic that's another reason he can't be my oh i mean he can't be my main his coffee in the morning is a cup of titos okay so there's more so imagine that reeking through his skin yeah 67 years old yeah he's a nice fella but i could never date him so he calls me his caregiver now

oh god because you go and drive him to all the stuff it's good that he's not driving though

Exactly, because he's an alcoholic. He has his own vehicle, but he'll call me like, I need to hire you for tomorrow, baby girl. Okay, I'll be there, no problem.

Oh, man.

He even tries to brush up against me. You be good, baby.

I'll see you later. I'm sorry. She always says, bye, beautiful. I'm saying goodbye to Zach, who walked into the studio for a second just to wave at me. See you later, baby.

Bye, Zach. Have a good day.

I love when Sarah does that. All right, what's going on? Alex, the truck driver, says he's not showering today in honor of me. Thank you, Alex. Hi, what's going on?

How's it going? So I get up at 3 in the morning, and Thursday's where I don't get home until 8 or 9 at night. So if it's too late, I'm not going to shower. It's no point. I'm going to get sweaty and do the next day.

But you're a truck driver. I am a reputable radio DJ. I don't know if you know that. Reputable. I, you know, I talk to the masses. You are talking Breaker 1-9 to a guy on a CB.

got a point there where's the best place to shower as a trucker yeah do you shower in one

of those places like the truck stops i do local i drive a gravel train so i'm home every night but

anna have you ever wanted to go in i get that fruit yeah i'm always curious be a lot lizard

uh i don't know i've seen a couple of them and i'm good your your predecessor was in love with

the idea of being a lot lizard okay yeah you guys maybe i need to get hit you do not have that in

common that's good all right hey just wanted to see how not answering my texts or calls is going second date update happens at 8 20 on mojo in the morning i've been waiting all morning to hear

about anna's day oh my gosh with one kevin erwin why it was a work thing yeah it was so work it

wasn't a work thing because think about this when we on friday morning we're all hanging out here in the studio yeah you didn't side eye a little bit when you found out that anna was going to go to kev's house to pre-party before his gig the gig oh i didn't hear that oh you didn't hear that on

friday well no my my i thought i thought my alarm button went off i thought he said something about having a drink before but i didn't know it was at his house yeah we we had discussed possibly

having a glass of wine prior to our event but we didn't so nothing happened he had to take Josiah to get his hair cut it was my sister's birthday I met her for lunch so we're good they already

I feel like enough do the flirty thing with each other and the listeners think that they date because Bianca made that post and I'm telling you I think that you we gotta we gotta have an unwritten rule because the problem is it will ruin your guys's relationship if that should happen

We've talked about this so many times, and I mean, I think we still feel the same way. It's not going to happen.

Here's the thing, though. I think Kevin thinks that. I don't think you do, though.

I don't think. You think I think it's going to happen?

I think that you have. I think you would like it, too.

I think I'm in control. Like, Kevin would just hit to hit, and I'm the one saying no.

I agree with that. I agree 100%. You are definitely not going to just hit to hit. I think you would want a relationship. But I, but I, so I want to make sure that, you know.

Don't worry.

We're going to go on record here right now.

What happened? Okay, so you didn't go to his house before. What happened after?

Nothing. He had a 16th birthday party to go to and I was sweaty after the event. So we're good, y'all.

He's a typical guy.

What do you mean by that?

Comes up with plans and never follows through. Sounds like all the rest of these guys.

I know, right? Second date update. That's another reason why this could never happen.

What was it like, by the way? What's Greektown? For those that don't know, you guys were in Greektown.

But I will say this. So it was like the opening of Monroe Street, which is the main street that goes through Greektown. They made it look real cute. Looks fantastic. However, I'm thinking the whole thing's reopening. It's just a very small portion of it. So like the back end of it by where Hollywood Casino Greektown is, is finished, but everything else is still under construction. So that's a little note. But when I was there, I had something interesting happen. I mistakenly walked into a singles mixer I so we were on Monroe Street and we had a tent set up and then across the street was this cafe that I like to get coffee at so I'm like oh let me just run across the street to grab a coffee I go

inside and almost immediately a guy comes up to me and he's like three questions for you what are you looking for in terms of a relationship what's one red flag you would see in a guy and what's a green flag of yours I'm like holy cow like random what is going on why is this guy asking me all of these things but I stop and I chat with him for a second I'm like hey like I'm just trying to get a coffee but like this this and this he's like okay can I get your number I was like I'm going to get of coffee no then I get up to the um the bar and sure enough two more guys are coming up to me I feel like I'm on the bachelorette like one of them's like can I pull you away and I'm like no no one can pull me away I'm working right now you don't realize that this is happening I have no idea

that I'm in a singles mixer I would have been like this is the greatest day of my life I've got all

these guys wanting to have relationships I was like I I mean I kind of felt like that but I said I'm working right now and they're like oh do you work here I'm like no I'm working outside they're like why are you in here i'm like no signs no there well there was a small sign on the door so finally a guy's like do you know this is a singles mixer right now you had to get approved to be in here i'm like no i had no idea this is a singles mixer somebody's got to explain to me these single

a singles mixer what do you got to do to get pre-approved do they have to do a background

check or something they applied or something but then i i finally get out of there after getting my coffee and one of the guy comes outside follows me outside he's like i believe this was fate I was in here for a singles mixer. You were outside. This is meant to be. Let me take you out. I'm like, oh, my gosh.

I just want a coffee. Do people find people at singles mixers?

I don't know, but Wes and I went out to dinner at the Royal Park Hotel a couple of months ago in Rochester, and there was a speed dating event later. And I told Wes, I was like, I just want to go in and witness this and see what questions people are asking. I mean, with, like, the little, I don't know what was on the table to kind of, like, speed you along, you know? But if it was, like, a bell or a phone, I don't know.

You guys should have done it to see if you guys matched with each other and just been, like, hey, we're not going to F anybody else. But we're going to do this thing, and we're going to just see what.

I feel like that stuff never goes well. I don't know.

Honestly, that would have been, like, a great little science experiment to see which one, although I think Wes would probably get hit on more. I think the guy. Thanks. That's a catch. No offense to you, but Wes is, like, pretty. Like, he's got, like, pretty eyes. You know what I mean? And stuff. I'm just going to let him fly. No, no. Let me explain more. Let me explain more. And women are, it's hard. Wes is pretty. I see the guys that are out there. You're not. I see the guys that are out there, and there's not a lot of great guys out there. But that would be kind of fun. Chelsea and I one time joked about we should go on a, because we never got to do dating apps. Yeah. We should go on a dating app to see who would swipe us and who would be in our...

I told Chelsea... It's like it could get messy. No, no.

I told Chelsea, black women love me. They do.

Let's test it out.

Black... I would have literally... I would probably honestly have more black women than Kevin. I wonder why that is. No offense to you, Kevin, but I would have more women that would be interested because they like big white dudes.

It would have actually been cute if the guy that chased you out was your type. I know. But that would have been a good story.

Could you imagine? That would have been, like, a made-for-TV movie right there. What's going on, Amanda?

Good morning. I was calling back about Kevin and Anna. So I thought you guys were kind of, like, being too hard on them. I was like, you know, whatever. Like, they're just coworkers hanging out. Like, you guys all hang out all the time. But then, Anna, when you said the words, we talked about having a glass of wine, like, specifically saying a glass of wine, to me, sounds more romantic than just saying, like, oh, we were having drinks. No. Exactly. That's Kev's drink of choice.

A glass of wine is not a young boy. You are absolutely 1,000% right. The idea of we're going to have a glass of wine together. Co-workers don't do that. They don't do that.

Let's get coffee. Isn't wine, is it like an aphrodisiac or whatever, where it's like the foods that make you, like, you know, feeling a little spicy? Yeah.

Listen, you know what wine leads to, right? Sleep. No. Not necessarily. What's up, Aaron? How you doing?

Mojo, did you just call Shannon ugly? I did not.

No, I called Wes a beautiful man. And I meant to say, if you listen closely, I eventually did. I meant to say, there are not a lot of beautiful guys out there, Erin.

I'm glad you caught that too, Erin.

Thank you, Erin. Take care. You're welcome. Bye.

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This is Mojo in the Morning. Wow, you thought you were sick over the weekend?

Oh, my God. Not just sick. I thought I had that cyclosporiasis. What is that thing called? I'm so freaked out over that. That explosive diarrhea parasite. I was terrified. I feel like I told you, and maybe Kev, I was like, I do not feel that great during the show. Like, my stomach was upset. I just wasn't feeling well at all. And I was kind of, like, in and out of the bathroom all day. i cannot believe i'm gonna admit this on the show but wes and i on friday night were um in the living room on the couch watching tv and i got up to go in the kitchen and grab some water and i was kind of hungry and all of a sudden it was out like what was that like poop it came out of me I was not prepared. Where were you? In my kitchen. Oh. I'm talking like, it was like, bam.

Explosive.

And I was wearing underwear and sweatpants. So I like ran to the bathroom as fast as I could. I was horrified. Oh, man. Took off all my clothes, threw them in the washing machine, ran upstairs to get in the shower because that's how bad it was. And I'm thinking, I cannot admit this to Wes, that this just happened to me. And the whole time I'm thinking, oh, my God, we were just talking about this on the show. I got that freaking parasite that everybody is getting.

Wow. Yeah.

And went back downstairs. And Wes was like, where the heck did you go? And I said, oh, I just wanted to get ahead of laundry for the weekend. So I threw in a load of laundry. He knew damn well I was lying. I was so sick. But then I woke up on Saturday and I felt fine. Wow. I mean, that was...

Poot pants. Poot pants. Poot pants. Did you feel fine after it, too? Or did more happen?

I still felt a little funky. And that had kind of been my whole day, but not like that. I mean, that almost took me down.

Can we, by the way, just take this in for a second here right now? Please, let's take this in. Shannon just admitted live on the radio that she crapped her pants. I did. How amazing.

How amazing.

This is a monumental.

Save this one for the best of the year. I was so embarrassed.

I haven't, by the way, I haven't done that for a while, but usually it's in my car on my way to try to get to a bathroom. Not in my house, like in my kitchen.

House is probably best case scenario.

I didn't even feel the urge to go to the bathroom. That's the crazy part. And that's why I got so scared. I'm like, I have this thing that's going to take over.

Can I tell you that I have not eaten a vegetable or a fruit. And no, this is not a joke. In at least two and a half weeks. Because of this whole parasite thing in the, what is it again?

Cyclosporiasis or something. The idea of a parasite being in my body.

This morning, some restaurants are changing their menus as a parasitic intestinal infection linked to produce spreads to more of the country. The CDC is tracking cases of cyclosporiasis.

All right, there it is. Cyclosporiasis. I want to make sure.

I know a few people who have it.

Yeah.

And they said that it is, it's absolutely terrible. and it like it's with you for a while right we it could be like you're supposed to it could be weeks you are supposed to um call your doctor and get on like an antibiotic as soon as you

think you may have it one of my friends was hospitalized because she had so much fluid loss

oh my god it's gross hold on kenyatta had it kenyatta you had the the psychosis whatever the

heck it is you mean have you know it doesn't go away that quickly wait a second no it doesn't

y'all just caught me so i'm at home right now so you're not even at work i i i tried

it happened like last sunday night and i went to work on monday and i told my um team lead like look i'm having some issues and that's when i found out about it and that was the day that you guys talked about it yeah the next day is when i went to the doctor and they ran tests and i got the results on this past friday it took that long for them to grow the cultures to find

out that it was positive when you do the test do you have to give them a sample yes yeah so you

had to go in they gave me like four or five different tubes to try different things that i

had to put it in just tell me i have are they big tubes are they small tubes because i would i'd be

like no you just they just give you the bucket to put it in and you use a little stick to put it over in there but i didn't even need the stick because when they say it explosive oh have you guys had a colonoscopy before yes i have don't you know how When you do the prep and you go to the bathroom, that's how it is.

It's nothing but water. I got to know from you, and this is big because I'm not going to eat another veggie in my life. What did you eat that got you?

Let me tell you something. Last week, last Monday, because I worked 12 hours, I took a bunch of fruit. I had raspberries. That's it. I don't even buy raspberries. Why did I even have raspberries? I had salad. We went to Taco Bell, so it had lettuce on the taco. You had a triple whammy. Yes. So this was all before I even knew about it. So that was the week before. Do you know what they're saying now? They called me. The health department called me on Saturday.

Do you know what they're now saying? They're saying that they don't necessarily know if it's from the vegetables or if it's our water. It could be our water system. That's crazy.

But they also said the Taco Bell that I went to has been flagged. So it must have been a few people that went to that particular Taco Bell. So I know some restaurants have gotten rid of their lettuce.

They should make this public knowledge. Like, I don't want to go to that Taco Bell. That's crazy.

So it may not even just be that Taco Bell because they all get their stuff from the same supplier. It's just probably the people that they talk to in my area because I'm in Oakland County. Right.

Kenyatta, I just want you to stay home and just sit there on the toilet and call and check in with us every time this happens.

Do you get skinnier, though?

I lost seven pounds so far, which is a good thing.

Yes.

I have lost seven pounds. I just weighed myself again last night. Kenyatta. So, yeah, so I'm down seven pounds since last Monday.

I'm going now. I'm going to go eat raspberries.

i said wait a minute i got a few more pounds let's hold up i just started antibiotics i just

started my antibiotics yesterday so we'll see i'd wait on the antibiotic i hope you feel better oh we love you kenyatta what's going on hi christy hi hey so shannon the same thing happened

to me I was sleeping and woke up and was like oh no no no no I penguin walked to the bathroom and literally all day at one point I was in the kitchen and I sneezed and I was like oh god oh no I was like I was in shock like what just happened so did yours go away or do you still have it it was like maybe eight hours and then i felt crappy but like no more crap oh my god

that's horrible uh megan what's up megan's mojo and shannon and anna and we've got lydia bianca zach kev's off today what's going on good morning everyone good morning what's happening

you are not alone I am newly in my first trimester of pregnancy and I am trying to grow a baby trying to be healthy but that morning sickness is kicking in so I thought it was just that Thursday afternoon hit and I was like oh god same thing as the last caller penguin walked to the bathroom it was all Thursday night all Friday all Saturday and Sunday I woke up and I was like I think I have to take myself to the hospital I don't I don't know what's happening right now it was so bad thankfully it did the brat diet and i'm feeling a lot better good so you don't have the actual parasite no i thought i did though i was like oh my god what would the odds be yeah salad restaurant so i started panicking and i was like i'm never going there yeah well i posted

i'm not going to say the name of the restaurant but i posted something about a place that i had food from over the past couple of days and i got a ton of dms of people saying they got it from

there oh i know pooped my pants yeah oh my god all right well if at any point during the show stay safe everybody she runs out of the studio then you're not you're not getting tested because you're good totally fine okay there she goes shannon's on her way by the way how many stalls you have in the girls two we only got one so if any of us get cycle splacus whatever it's called

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All right, Shannon with what is trending in the Dirty on the 30. Shannon, what's happening?

So last night, Jay-Z's final concert of his 30th anniversary sold-out series, by the way, at Anki Stadium, was delayed by more than four hours. Could you imagine the show didn't start until well after midnight because large groups of fans without tickets had stormed the gates and breach security, prompting event organizers to lock down the venue to prevent people from being trampled. That's how bad it was. So a joint statement from the New York Yankees, Rock Nation and Live Nation confirmed that hundreds of individuals without tickets forced their way through the checkpoints. And that's what the issue was here. And Jay-Z did address the situation once he got on stage. And he said at one point there were like 10,000 people stuck outside. He refused to take the stage until everybody who had a ticket safely got into the building. The concert ended just before three o'clock this morning. So it just ended a couple of hours ago. But he had a lot of special guests for these shows. Everybody from Alicia Keys. Beyonce was there. Blue Ivy I saw playing the piano. Eminem showed up for night two.

I've never been afraid to talk about anything. Anything. Anything.

Anything. Renegade.

Look at that, huh?

Tama Taylor and last night Rihanna and Usher joined him on stage.

It was, yeah.

A big week in New York because he did three shows, sold out Yankee Stadium, and then Madison Square Garden had, not that, you know, you guys would care. I would care. I'd go Bon Jovi.

Oh, really?

Back, because he had throat issues.

God to the heart.

Yeah. You're to blame, baby. You give love. He had, you know, throat issues, or voice issues, and I guess he sounded, everybody said he sounded great. Really?

Good for him. Senator Lindsey Graham passed away on Saturday night after a very brief, very unexpected illness. The South Carolina senator just turned 71 years old two days earlier, had recently returned from Ukraine where he toured a drone factory and met with President Zelensky, gave this speech like hours before he died.

I've never been more optimistic than I am today that we have the formula to end this war.

They said he had cardiovascular disease and something ruptured. I know there's a lot of conspiracy theories. I used to never be a conspiracy theorist. Excuse me.

I used to think that Slim was crazy with his theories. I used to think my wife was crazy with some of her theories. But he comes back from Russia or from Ukraine and says he's going to stop Russia from doing this thing. He's going to figure out a way to do this. And then. He's dead. And they listed it as, what did they say they said it was?

It was a sudden unexplained illness. Yeah, cardiovascular disease, something ruptured. Known for his dedication to his job and his ability to use humor, excuse me, to bring politicians together, but President Donald Trump commenting.

What makes it even stranger is that I got a call last night sometime in the early evening. He sounded a little tired, but perfect. But we might even meet today. And then that was it.

That was it. And that shooting at Great Lakes Crossing on Saturday, man, oh man.

The shooter and the deceased male were involved in an altercation earlier today. They ran into each other again inside the food court when the deceased male and another unknown African-American male jumped the shooter. A fight ensued and the shots were fired.

so we were just standing around the kiosk we were talking to customers and all of a sudden we just heard boom boom boom and everyone started running and we just we knew it was gunshots it was pretty close we're pretty close to the food court so we just took off everybody took off and that was it

yes we were my sister and i were watching toy story 5 and um we were there quite a quite a long time watching the movie and then all of a sudden the lights went on the movie was still going but You couldn't see the screen, and the attendant told everybody to evacuate the theater. And so I asked him, is it bad out there? And he said yes. Couldn't believe it because I kept thinking about the Fairlane shooting this past week, and I thought, this just can't be happening.

Three dead in Metro Detroit mall shootings in eight days. Wow. Because of that Fairlane one and the Great Lakes Crossing one.

You imagine you're sitting there, you're in the food court grabbing some food like that guy was doing, or the woman inside of a Toy Story. You're in the movie theater and they turn the lights on and all of a sudden say, you've got to get out of here because there's something going on. That is like my worst fear ever.

Yeah. And now they're saying it may have been self-defense.

I saw the video. And from what that, the guy that ended up getting killed was the, it looked like an instigator. Like it looked like he was beating the guy up.

They said they were jumping him.

Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy.

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Your call may be monitored or recorded. All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. It's nice to have you guys here with us for another week of shows. We had such an amazing weekend and week last week, so we're hoping that we get another good one this week. I feel like everybody's back from vacations, too, which is nice. Ariana, are you there, Ariana?

I am.

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Thank you.

We're excited for you. We're going to give you a $50 gas card and then get you qualified for this. What are you doing up so early?

Awesome. Well, I actually just get up early all the time because I work with dogs, so I have to be there at 7.30 in the morning, so I just listen to you guys every morning. Thank you. Also, my bird does, so I ask my bird if he wants to listen to Mojo in the morning every day. Wait a minute.

What does your bird say?

Hold on a second here. Your what?

I have a green tea conure.

And does it actually answer you? Like, does it say yes? Yes, please?

I say, hey, Captain, you want to listen to Mojo in the morning? And he starts doing his little flappy daps and shaking his tail feather.

Oh, yeah, you have to send us a video. Are you serious?

Yeah, every once in a while he does it.

That's unbelievable.

I'll try and get a video and send it. Number one with the birds.

Bianca, you understand what kind of viral moment that would be if we could get her to do that? We've got to give you all of our info, okay?

All right. Okay, I'll try.

I like it.

Of course, now he won't do it.

Wait, is he right there?

Oh, no. He just, that's how my animals work. They do something cute and they take the camera out and they just decide they never want to do it.

That's how my kids do.

And dogs.

All right. Well, listen, when we get that video, we'll post it, okay? Awesome. All right, we love you. Congratulations. We'll see you at Gordon Chevrolet for the finale of Mojo's Summer of Cars, Cash, and Gas in August.

Awesome. I love you guys, too.

We love you, too.

We love you, too.

Hang on one second. All right, it's Mojo in the morning. You know what was unbelievable this weekend? And it was Friday night. I don't know if people noticed this or if it happened where you were, but where I was. the sunset was the most gorgeous sunset that i've ever seen like it was when did you see it i saw

it on friday it was a good one where were you on friday um i was at a gender reveal party in the burbs but okay when i was driving home i saw the sun setting it was so pretty the the sunset was

like it was like an orange-ish like look to see the sky i took some pictures too so i took so i took pictures of uh oh there's a picture of me with the uh the the parking guy uh that writes tickets in birmingham i met him this weekend his name is is it kevin or something like that i met him this weekend he was actually a very nice guy uh big big listener of the show um no but this is a picture so i so i i actually posted it on my own instagram and facebook the the my real name and stuff my biological name and um i posted it that night and i posted it with the uh the caption uh some like beautiful sunset or michigan's beautiful or some some stuff like this five seconds later i get roasted by my wife roasted how roasted in a way that she was like you do this to me all the time oh you post pictures of me that you don't like or that she doesn't like she was mad and i don't ask her for i don't ask her for permission listen every picture i post of her is beautiful that she hates the pictures and the and so she's she's going she's getting on me and honestly bianca i would say that we could post it on this social but if i posted twice i'll be in trouble so don't do it but it got to a point and lydia if you can can you try her But it got to a point where I'm like, hold on a second. Let's look at the comments, okay? You want to hear the comments? Yes. Let me tell you the comments.

I almost commented. Wait, she commented.

Yeah. She commented on my thing. She commented, I look like a man. I said, wait, okay, wait a second. That's such BS.

Are you just crazy, Chell? That is a gorgeous photo, for real.

Look at these comments, okay? This is Joseph Carballo, my son. The Joe Show. Beautiful. Grace, who is her best friend in the world, like her sister, her daughter, basically. Like, Chelsea never had a sister, but if she had a sister, it would be Tanya. This is her daughter. You are so beautiful with a billion hearts. John Tallenger, JT. Beautiful night, beautiful wife with the hands up. Courtney, beautiful friend. uh karenna clem beautiful lady with a heart uh angel tedesco gorgeous with the blue heart which i don't know what a blue hearts and red heart i don't know the colors of hearts tim brundage you're beautiful look at all these people jessica christie from culture creative brands such a lucky man exactly dr jamie reynolds oh no he got amazing sunset tonight

you know like she looks beautiful in the photo but also it's like pure joy on her face she looks so happy however i love this photo but i also understand like when somebody posts a photo of you that you absolutely would never have posted yourself you're like what the heck i had to i had to be in west for a second because he kept posting photos of me just making weird faces with my eyes clothes. All photos he looked great in. but I looked like an ogre. Sounds like us with Bianca every day. We're like, oh, I give up on that. I've given up.

Bianca, by the way, if there was a bad angle, she'll find that angle. And I only post the ones where I think I look good in. That's true. That is true, by the way. My wife is on the phone right now with us. Chelsea, how are you?

Okay, number one, the turquoise heart that people post for me, that is for ovarian cancer. just so you know that that's the color of yeah teal turquoise is for ovarian that's right angel does that number two it was the worst photo and you showed it to me and i said please don't post that and you said no i'm gonna post it you were so adamant and i was pissed and it's okay by the way i can think of the horrific which it is photo of myself and if i look like that i'm gonna go see a plastic surgeon because that is

dismissal. Why would you say that?

Because please do not post it on Mojo. I'm begging me. If you post it on Mojo in the morning

No, no. I already said Bianca, she will divorce me. I'm telling you. If you post that picture

Okay, but Chels added a detail to the story that you did not have and that was you said you were going to post it. She asked you not to and you still posted it.

That's not necessarily how it went.

I'm going to start a collection of photos of you like looks when they're sitting on the couch it looks like you're wearing a belly shirt and your mouth is open and you're spoofing and i am actually going to send them to bianca and they're going to be posted like when i wake up next to you in the morning and your glasses are crooked and your mouth is open catching flies those are getting posted i think that you have to

understand first off you have to have more self-love chelsea you're such a you're such a

confident wonderful person i do have self-love and when i get a good photo don't make any kind of mistakes that becomes my profile picture my like it gets made into a video it's it it gets its little usage but that one was horrible my dirty hair that had been slicked back for two days straight with a wax stick part of it sticking out on the side come on i looked like an animal the way I was smiling, and you were just, like, going at it, ready to post it.

I thought it was beautiful, and the sunset was beautiful, too. Not as beautiful, though, as you.

The sunset was coming.

The sunset was coming.

Hold on. TC is on with us right now. What's up, TC? Good day, everybody. A long time. What's happening, TC? What's going on? Say hi to my wife, Chelsea. So, TC, meet Chelsea.

Hi, lovely wife, Chelsea. Hello. God is going to be good to you for putting up with Mojo for all these years. For sure. Okay. But Mojo, she told you not to post the picture. And you did it anyway.

I think her story is a little suspect.

No.

No, no.

I do.

I'm so fascinated.

She's adamant. I'm T. Chelsea right now. She told you not to post it. Thank you, T.C. I said it's a horrible photo.

Please don't post it. He never listened.

You did not have your active listening ears on, and your ma'am Provido did it anyway. And she said, no, I'm going to tell you, you were wrong. So you were wrong, Mojo. I just apologized. It was fine.

But here's the thing, and I want people to understand this. It wasn't like I posted it because I looked good in the picture. I posted it because Chelsea looked good, and the sunset was beautiful.

I don't. But you're still justifying what your wife asked you not to do. She asked you not to do it and she still did it. That's the part you're missing.

Let me explain, though. Let me explain.

You can't explain because you're still wrong.

You're still justifying the right. The problem with Chelsea, though, is if it were up to her, I would get no pictures to post. I would literally.

You know what?

It's my prerogative, too. If I was out in a public space and I didn't know who Chelsea was and I posted the picture, she could not tell me to take it down. I'm going to ask.

I'm going to ask Liz.

I'm going to ask legal people. I'm going to ask Keith Kaufman today. I'm going to call Keith Kaufman. You can't do that.

You can't do that. It's the same legal system now. Press women. You can't ask that. You're watching. Go crazy, TC. Happy life.

All right.

Girl power.

All right. Take care of yourself, TC. I love you too.

Love you too.

Love you. All right. All right, Chelsea. Well, I told Bianca, and I just want you to know, I went on record and told Bianca, do not post it. So, Bianca, do not post it.

I'm going to post the clip of the lady yelling at you.

You can post that. Yeah, but not the photo, Bianca. Chelsea, send her a good photo and a post of you if you want. What's going on, Lisa? Lisa, hi.

So I was just saying that you can use the eraser and the cleanup and remove whatever you want out of the photo, so she'll be happy.

Okay, Chels, I'll do that.

My whole face. I want my whole face. Chelsea!

All you do is just rub your finger and it'll erase it.

Or you can erase my face. It's a horrible angle. I'm sure every woman understands. They look at a photo of themselves and they think, if I look like that, that'll help me. That's how I feel.

No, I totally agree with you.

You still posted it, but it's okay. It's okay. Revenge is amazing.

She did, by the way. She was two drinks in, I think, at that moment, though, weren't you?

And so were you. That's true. That's when you get a little...

Yeah, I get posty. I get posty when I'm drinking. What's going on, Alex? How you doing? Hey, what's up, Mojo? Hey, what's up, Chelsea? To me, it sounds like am I the a-hole?

oh my god come on that would have been so good and what do you think what's your answer is he an

a-hole uh if the wife said you know what they say happy wife there you go see alex what's up sean hi

hey mojo why don't you use g uh chat gpt and post the picture on there and just ask for the people to come out, and then you could still post your sunset.

Oh. Because I'll get in trouble from Tom Pullman for putting a chat GPT picture up. I don't know. Guaranteed human, Sean. Guaranteed human.

I'm not allowed to do that. I don't know.

All right. We'll talk to you later. Thank you, Sean. Chelsea, thank you. Chelsea, I got to fill you in on my sleep study a little later. I slept with a woman named Lori last night. I just want you to know that.

Look at Bojo's post.

actually i thought about that i thought hey can i get a picture with everybody here but i know sometimes like when they work at michigan medicine and stuff they don't want to be saying they were great by the way shout out to um dr goldstein and everybody in that sleep clinic over at university michigan that is like i thought they're you know the heart department the oncology department the can't you know the the women's hospital and uh everything was great Every hospital that they have there is unbelievable. So, all right. Love you.

So now I'll be sleeping next to Darth Vader. Yeah.

By the way, that is going to make me live longer. Aren't you happy?

I'm really happy for you. Yes. You need to get good sleep and good health. So not for you. Yes. For me, I will be moving to a new bedroom.

More than 20 million podcast downloads in 2025. And Mojo did most of them.

this is mojo in the morning yes uh listen to the show on podcast and you'll get a chance to hear what we do on this regular show uh yeah every single segment like even that last one that we just did uh to the war of the roses second date update which is coming we have chan is dirties all podcasts you can go check them out go search mojo in the morning anywhere you get podcast and you just heard the the stats what did he say what did a deep voice guy say More than something? Did he say a million? 100,000? More than 20 million podcast downloads in 2025. Is that unbelievable? That's insane. In 2025, more than 20 million. And can I just throw this out there? And I would like to toot my, in yours, horns. Toot it. Are you okay if I toot you guys? Ready for this one? Da-da-da-da. Ba-ba-ba-da. Uh, uh, I got this from, uh, the guys that, uh, we got on our streaming, the streaming platform. So that's basically the live listening of the people listening live. There's in the last month, there's been about close to, um, 170,000. It probably went well over 170,000 as of last week. No, the people that are just listening to the show on the stream.

Wow.

So, yeah, that's just on the stream. Obviously, we got all the radio people, too. So thank you guys so much for making this radio show the most listened to show. Actually, we are the third most listened to top 40 radio station in the country.

entry to Z100 in New York and KISS in Los Angeles, Ryan Seacrest Station.

Ooh, we're coming for number one.

And we're in Detroit, in Grand Rapids and Toledo. You understand the population differential? That's crazy. All right. So thank you guys so much. Thanks.

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All right, second date update's coming up this morning. What did he do on the date that is making it that he's not getting another one? Coming up here in just a little bit, we'll have the second date update. We will have another chance with our Summer of Cars, Cash, and Gas. Topics on the way. Zach, Z-Man's going to come in studio to do it. Or what does Kev call you? Big Zach. Big Zach.

That's a little one.

Kev's off today. I'll explain that coming up here in a second, too. Zach's got a topic coming up in a second. Shannon with It's Not Hot. That's on the way. I would like to shout out the Yeti guy who I met over the weekend. That's on the way. And then I want to see what everybody did over the weekend, what everybody's guilty pleasure was coming up here in just a little bit. Did I see Kevin actually text us in our group text this morning? Yeah, he's away.

He was concerned about your health.

Did he? Okay, was it in a kind way, or what did he say?

Yeah, he said, are you okay? Because you sent that sleep picture, and it got him scared.

Oh, okay. Thank you, Kevin. It does look like you're, well, you're in the hospital.

Guess what Anna said in response? What? That you're doing a live broadcast from the hospital bed.

Actually, I was going to hope that Kevin and I were going to have a glass of wine a little later. Oh, my God.

At his place. Sauvignon Blanc.

Maybe Kevin invite me over for a glass of wine, Kev. that's by the way going to be my new thing from now on it's going to be like whenever we talk about anything hey we're going to have a glass of wine together it's not just a glass

of wine he likes to put a shot of vodka in his glass of wine what oh he does

I don't know how he drinks it like that Bianca and or actually maybe Bianca or Lydia just run out and just jump up and down for a second out of in the studio there there's nobody here on a Monday yet oh there you go it's so dark when those lights so the lights are motion detected and there's nobody in the building yet it's eight o'clock and uh we still are you know wondering uh where josh is uh there so we're looking outside at a dark room and it it freaks me out i don't like it yeah it's weird

it feels like the apocalypse a little bit whoa i actually like to sleep with lights on sometimes

i know it sounds weird but i like to have lights on that's why you have a 56 no i am the same way

not at night but like during the day if i take a nap i don't pull my shades down or anything i

like it nice and bright i want to wake up to the the morning sun yeah it's supposed to be good for you yeah i think it's really good is it good for you to watch tv and fall asleep no i don't think so no i do the same so last night at my sleep study they said hey if you want to put the tv on in the beginning but then we're going to shut it off once the study starts and i thought to myself i'm like crap well what happens if i get like into something yeah right you know what i mean

Are they just going to shut it off in the middle of a show?

Well, they would take the remote from me, and they would turn it off. So they made me shut my phone off. So I did a sleep study yesterday for the sleep apnea thing, and I lay in this room. You probably, you can see the picture up on the Instagram and Facebook. And you sit there, and you're like, this is so unusual. So finally, I just go, you guys got, like, a sound machine or something like that? And so she went out and got me, she got me a sound machine in the hospital.

I sleep with a sound machine on it. Me too.

So I like white noise.

Yeah.

Chelsea got me into that. I used to hate it. It used to drive me crazy.

I love it.

So I had the white noise going. And then, just a reminder, there's like 40 people sleeping in these rooms.

That's a lot.

So what happens if you got a guy in the room next to you making all kinds of noise? Or I'm the guy in the room. You know what I mean? Being disruptive. But the TV thing is honestly the way. We go to bed every night, and I go into my Xfinity remote and go, Dateline NBC. Yeah. Really? And they put it in. There's a Dateline channel that just rolls Datelines.

I do rain sounds on YouTube, and then it has, like, a black screen, but it just has the rain sounds, which is cool.

Do you ever feel like you're going to wet your bed at all? Always. With the wet dreams and that. Whoa! It's just like double whammy. I had a wild dream last night in the middle of this sleep study. And the wild dream was that Chelsea was, by the way, I cannot tell you the last time that Chelsea tongue kissed me. Like when I say tongue kissed me, like stuck her tongue like down my throat. You had a dream about that? Like a teenager. She was doing it. And she was... Oh, my God. What if you got an erection while you were sleeping and they saw it? I have to be quite honest with you. I think I might have. And honestly...

That would be... We talked about farting earlier. That would be a million times worse.

What is more embarrassing in my sleep study?

That? That is?

Yeah, definitely that, yeah. That. And their blankets that they have, and this is no offense to Michigan Medicine, but Luanne Ewald, we got to get thicker blankets because they have these little... Do you see the blankets?

Yeah, I would have brought my... I would have brought my own pillow, and I would have brought my own blanket.

It did not look comfy.

I would have gotten in the bed, but I like my own stuff.

The blanket that, so she, Lori told me, they didn't really give me a good, like, here's what you got to prepare for type thing beforehand, but Lori was really nice, and she's like, I'll get you whatever you need to help you feel good. So I basically was sleeping with a sheet, and the pillows were like Hampton Inn pillows. Okay. And I don't like them. You like Hampton Inn pillows? I don't know. I don't think I've ever seen them. All right. There's no offense to the Hampton Inn. If it's a newer one, I'm okay with it. And they got breakfast in the morning. But the pillows are, like, honestly worthless. Oh, I got to have my own pillow. Hard as a rock? Yeah. No, they're nothing. Like, there's not, there's like, I don't think they have real feathers in them. Really? Yeah. Like, I want feathers in my bed.

Even when I went to the hospital to deliver the baby, my babies, I brought my own pillow.

Really? Really?

Yeah, and blanket.

So you're smart on that one. I would bring my own sheets. I'd be worried about, you know, bed bugs and all the rest of that stuff. But I would also want the comfort of that. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. And the text, the texter here, somebody just said that they also had a dream last night that their significant other was tongue kissing them or French kissing, they said. What's going on, L'Oreal?

It's just Lori.

Oh, just Lori.

Hi, Lori. First time caller. Hey! Listen, I just wanted to tell you that I grew up in Detroit, and there's no way I could ever sleep dead silent. My TV is on, and it's always the ID channel. Oh, yeah. And Dateline is our favorite. Yeah, it's the best. I hated it in the beginning when we got together, but now he can't sleep without it either.

Lori, isn't it strange, though, that we're going to bed watching crime and death? And it lulls us all to sleep.

It does. It does. And then I wake up in the middle of the night because, you know, I'm older now. So, you know, we all get up in the middle of the night several times. And I put it back on because it goes away once the show's over. So I have to put it back on just to fall back to sleep.

Hey, Lori, quick question for you. Sure. Your husband ever wake up with an erection in the middle of the night?

Well, listen, he used to, but, you know, not much anymore. He's a little older. He's a little older now. My favorite caller of the day. The guy just retired. Help him out.

Help him out, for God's sakes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's 68.

Tell him he needs testosterone. We need to get him some testosterone. own get he needs to be on the what do they call it the t give him the t what's up alexa oh i just wanted to tell you that it's called a french kiss oh yes i know i know yeah he just likes it was weird i had i so here's my dream so that was one of my dreams i so i did this sleep study last night and i normally don't dream but it just showed you that i was like in i guess rem so that was one dream chelsea and i then i had a dream that we all were doing a live broadcast and we were late and Lydia was, like, pissed. That's a nightmare. Then I had, ready for this one, then I had a dream that I was late for my sleep study. And I'm driving down the street because I had to go to Brighton for this. And I'm driving down the street on 96 to get there and the traffic was stopped. And I was late for the sleep study. That's a lot of anxiety. It is. Yeah, that's not peaceful. Yeah, and that's why I ended up waking up like 8,000 times throughout the night. But, all right. Mojo, running late again, huh, buddy? This cranky texture is going to be even more pissed. It's a shame and very frustrating how behind the show runs. If Mojo State's War of the Roses will be at 740, that's when it should be aired. I wait to hear it before.

Before jumping in the shower, only to find out at 7.43 that I still have to hear Dirty on the 30 and a bunch of other banter. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Get a watch, Mojo. This is Mojo in the Morning.

I apologize. I go off on these ADD tangents, and it's bad. So, all right, it's Mojo in the Morning. Zach's in studio with us this morning here. Zach is the executive audio producer of the Mojo in the Morning show. and uh you had a friend ask you for something a friend to ask and you're worried uh if you

should do it or not do it yeah um well first let me let me give you a little background he's one of my best friends um i haven't we kind of fallen out uh because he uh got in a relationship got married um but we kind of like got a rekindling okay um so we saw the the fight this weekend i'm hanging out with him and uh he asked me to borrow a few bucks and under a thousand over a hundred okay so enough to break my bank but I said to him I don't think you're gonna pay me back

you said that or you thought that no I said it

were you drunk no maybe a little maybe a little but um i i was like let me think about it let me get back to you but i did say those words was he offended he kind of laughed it off but deep down that's how i felt i was like i don't think you're ever gonna pay has there been times that he hasn't paid you back like this he's borrowed multiple things for me and he's never given it back so

like musical instruments or you know okay you have a great reason right but am i the i don't

want to lose him as a friend did you use that as an example no i did you say listen i gave you this

this and this and you didn't know it was more like i don't think you'll pay me back but let me think about it kind of so he thinks that there's still a possibility there yeah and there could be it's just i also deep down this is between us probably shouldn't be saying this but your boy doesn't

have to have money yeah yeah like what and if you do you've been you need it's a donation yeah yeah yeah well but but in zach's case like if he does because i know you've been you know i think getting a girlfriend's been a good thing for him usually it costs you more money i think zach's been very smart with his money lately unless you give this guy the money all right so here's a question for the listeners um have you ever given a friend money and it burned your ass i want to hear those stories and then i want to ask the listeners do you think zach should give his friend at least an option of like maybe a payment system or playing i don't know did he tell you

what he needed the money for um yeah or you don't want to share that's fine it might ruin it might ruin the whole thing but it's like for a vacation for him and his oh no his girl i know but you You don't need to fund his vacation. It's just a few bucks.

Why did he say he needed a vacation? It's a surprise for his girl.

He didn't want to see it on the card.

This is the one that got married? That's a different friend. That's a different friend. Okay, so he wants to take her out on a trip. Yeah. Do you like him that much? I would never fund my friends. If I had a friend that said, hey, my kid needs help. That's what I'm saying.

you know i i'm having i'm gonna struggle with my rent payment this month something like that

um i was really good friends with him until like uh until recently and then we kind of had like a rekindling so like we did it sounds weird when you say that with a guy friend we rekindled our relationship we uh i haven't seen or spoke to him in like maybe two years and then uh we had a mutual friend, and then we kind of re... Reunited. Reflamed the... No, I don't know. Reunited the flame.

So, quick question for you, because I'm trying to picture this. You guys are watching the fight together, and at what... How do you bring this up in the middle of watching the fight? He had to pre-plan this way before you guys either went to your place or his place to watch this fight. It was at a different place. At a different place. Yeah, yeah. The fact that he was like, I'm going to ask Zach, Because when you ask somebody if you can borrow money, I guarantee you, you have thought about it for days beforehand because it is not easy to ask somebody when you're desperate for money.

I think, okay, yeah, he probably did think about it, but it was kind of like in the public of, so it was just, let me give you context, me and two other buddies, two like guys, friends. So we're all really close. So I wonder if he was just asking both of us, if all of us surveying the crowd, Hey, give us money here. Give us money there. I don't know.

What's going on, Stephanie? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Hi. I just have a comment about a friend. money yeah so um about i'd say 18 or 19 years ago i was 19 or 20 i'm 38 now and a friend apparently got arrested i don't know the whole deal but she asked me to borrow a thousand dollars and i was in college but i was like fine you can that was a lot of money but i gave her a thousand Expecting to get it back maybe like a year later. Never got it back. It's 18 years later. Didn't even think about it. I woke up to an email about three weeks ago from Cash App saying that I got a Cash App from this friend. No way. No way.

That's what friends are for.

That probably made your day.

Yeah.

It was wild. I couldn't believe it.

Okay, can I say something real quick about your friend? I would probably help out a friend who's going through the legal issue. Like if a friend was, did you say they were going to go to jail?

Yeah.

Like if my friend's going to go to jail, I mean, there's some friends that should go to jail. But if, you know, like Kev calls me, all right? Kev says to me, hey, I need this legal issues. I'm probably, you know, okay, let's figure something out. but I'm not gonna guy wants to go on a vacation with his girl it's like a surprise I'm trying not to give too many details but yeah justify it yeah I know and and the fact that you know I don't care you know when you get paid back if you ever just get paid back that's a person that that's been living on her heart for a long time the fact that she owed you a thousand bucks 18 years is crazy Ray what's up by the way should you give interest absolutely should it be a thousand dollars with 18 years of interest on there go ahead ray what's going on so i just want to say

uh i've been cooked a couple times uh particularly like my pet peeve is when you let somebody borrow money like i let a couple people borrow money before and then they pay you in like small increments because like they messed up their money so now you know you came out of pocket a thousand dollars and now you're getting back like a hundred at a time that's the absolute worst But I do want to shout out a buddy of mine. I'm not going to say his name, but I believe he's listening. I had a friend of mine actually borrow $10,000 for his wedding. Okay. And I want to shout him out because his honeymoon was two days after his wedding. And they opened up some gifts. They opened up some envelopes. And the day after his wedding, he came and brought me back my $10,000 like he promised. So I think you should know. Like, what I would tell Zach is, like, if you know he's not going to pay you back, you're probably right. You know, so, like, don't lose sleep over it. You got friends that you know well, and you got friends that you know well.

By the way, Ray, if you got $10,000 just to give a dude for his wedding, what do you got going on, man? Where's that money coming from?

The hard work and making the right decisions. Okay. All right. I like that, Ray. Ray, can I borrow a few bucks?

That's enough. That's enough. Click. Darian, what's up, Darian?

What's up, Mojo? How you doing, buddy? I'm good. What's going on, everybody? Good morning. What's happening, Darian? Yeah, yeah.

What do you got to say? Anything interesting about this whole thing?

So, oh, yeah, I'm sorry, I was listening. So I had a friend of mine who I was friends for, what is that like? I think it was 13 years. And there have been a couple of times he would ask me for money here and there. And it wasn't a real big amount. I think the most he asked me for was like $20. I'm like, all right, cool. And he would always tell me he would pay me back. And I'm like, okay. He'd be like, man, I just need this real quick for some gas. And then when I get to work, I'll give it to you. He would get to work and he wouldn't give it to me. So I would wait a day. I would be like, hey, what's going on with the 20? He'd be like, oh, yeah, my bad, my bad. I'm like, all right. So the last time he called me, he says, hey, D, man, I need $10. I'm like, okay, I'm thinking maybe he needs it for some gas or maybe he needs something to eat. No. He said, man, I'm trying to put some money on this parlay for the fights tonight. No. I said, okay. I gave it to him. I'm like, okay, it's whatever. He's like, yeah, I'll give it to you right back. Man, I didn't get that $10 back. It's been over a year now. I see that, so I let it go. Because I was like, because, huh?

Start a tab for him.

Yeah. Listen, any. I was going to have to, and I was going to have to. But it was like, to me, it was just about the principle.

I bet you there are more and more people that are money screwed because of all the gambling apps. and stuff um charles wants to say something what's up charles yeah hey mojo i was just wondering who

rekindled the relationship as zach put it and do you think you rekindled it just to ask you for

money i know that was one of my thoughts too is there an ulterior motive to you guys because it

was so recent was it you or him that well it was for the fight so who called who first oh it was a group chat and my other buddy invited both of us to his house okay did he ask the other friends

for money yeah yeah yeah okay you said that all right um what's up fred how you doing yes how are you doing i'm doing okay fred fred what's happening you got any money i can borrow

a suit i wish but yeah but one of my old friends i had to be friends because of this situation uh basically he was a i call him a fake d-boy i can't know what i mean by that but uh So his baby mama basically took her car away from him. He come to me like, hey, I need to do this, that, and the other so I can pick my kids up, do my little moves. And I get him a rental. Not going to say the company's name. And in the midst of that, he get the rental damaged. No. I take the car back. They say, yeah, we're going to give you an estimate or whatever. They gave you an estimate of $1,600. I say, hey, bro. i gotta pay no sixteen hundred dollars dude i would be living here 25 there he didn't want to give me nothing one of his excuses was well you won't be able to get no rental anyways so it so i i stayed friendly for like another two years before we got before i be friendly I'm watching him buying laptops You had to pay the $1,600?

Yeah

Yes A year later after we stopped being friends he gonna tell me get it in blood

Fred this guy's not you know what I would do in this case Fred? Hire somebody to beat him up Break his knee

I don't think I want to do on the radio

Yeah, no, no, don't do that. They can come back and get the... By the way, I did not say what I just said. No. I did not say that, so... All right, well, thank you for the call, Fred. I appreciate it. That's crazy. By the way, I say this to you, and this is sounding like, honestly, a friend of mine said to me, shame on you for signing over and getting the guy, even though you wanted to do the right thing. The problem, though, is you got to look at the liability of the whole situation, and the liability of renting him a car under your name This is not good. All right. It's Mojo in the morning.

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It's the second date update on Mojo in the morning.

Second date update. We're going to find out why you're not getting a call back. Adam went on a date with a guy named Teddy and is not hearing back from Teddy. What's going on, Adam? How you doing? Hey, good morning. Good morning. So Teddy is not getting back to you or not wanting to go on another date. Did he put an end to your guys' quick relationship or did he just go dark on you and go ghosting you?

I don't really know. He, I haven't heard from him. Like, we, he's ghosting me.

What was the last date that you guys went on?

Um, we went to a winery.

Oh, fun.

And then went back to my place, and it was great.

Did you guys do anything at your place besides drinking wine?

Hmm, yeah. How was that? It was, oh, it was awesome.

Okay. All right. So we're going to figure out what's going on. Teddy is on the phone with us right now. Adam, say hi to Teddy.

Hey, Teddy.

Hi. Where have you been, Teddy? Teddy, it's Mojo.

Where have you been?

Just wanted to know what's going on here for Adam.

Yeah, I mean, you know, we had a good time. But then when we got back to his place, he was just sitting there still swiping away. Really? Yeah, right in front of me. Like an app? Like, what do you mean? Yeah, on an app, swiping, looking at other guys. Oh, wow. Right in front of me. I'm sitting right there. Did you call him out? No, I didn't say anything, but it was super.

rude and disrespectful like i don't need that was it before or after you baked cookies

um you know right before oh and you wait you spent yet right on his hand so right before you guys baked cookies he's swiping away yet you still baked cookies you were so upset about it you

still baked cookies with him well yeah i mean yes still did that but i don't need to do it again

Okay. All right. Adam, were you doing that or were you just on your phone?

No, he's right. I was. But, like, I mean, we met on Grindr and I don't know. It was one date. And did we have a conversation that I forgot about, Teddy, about, like, wanting to be exclusive or, like, moving forward?

I know, but right in front of him when he's sitting right there.

well I just didn't think it was that big of a deal and he never said anything about it so

is that something you have to have like in this day and age of relationships do you have to like say hey we're dating to be exclusive or dating just to have fun like do you have to say that initially because of the idea that he just said that made sense to me like okay well they're really not dating

they just are effing you know what i mean i think a conversation needs to be had maybe not on the first date but like eventually you need to figure out what you are even if you're on a first date

and you all are dating other people it's still rude to be sitting there planning your next date

100 what were you gonna say teddy i've been on a lot of dates i've been on a lot of dates off grinder i'm not the only person who does this do you know what i mean like it's it hasn't bothered

me in the past well let's ask that question is it what i mean any other grinder uh customers out there that are that do this and start swiping teddy what were you gonna say we you got it cut

off oh just that you know yeah we never said anything about being exclusive but you're already planning your next thing moments before we're gonna right bake cookies uh you know i just think it's rude i just think it's rude it is rude at the radio station that i'm ghosting you but clearly you're already on to your yeah why do you even care before we're gonna even finish

why do you care that's actually a really good point i never thought of decency i mean i wish

that you had told me that you didn't play i wish you had brought it up and we could have had to talk about it and we could have in bed we could have i don't know decency is not flirting with

other people or trying to get with other people on a date in a moment i wasn't flirting with

anybody i didn't have any messages open or dms i was just looking i was looking around hey look

at what's right you've never done that i'm right there look at me by the way you guys i don't know if you sound like a match with each other i'm listening to the two of them talk like i gotta see what you guys look like i don't know why that is why it intrigues me more with two gay guys than it does with a guy and a girl i i don't know like don't you want to know what they look like absolutely like i want to know what teddy is all about i want to see what adam's got going on all right let's get on grinder guys let's go let's try it what's going on no are you there noah

yes hi guys hi no i think it's common courtesy i think it's common courtesy you could wait until things are done and then you can swipe away like that you could you couldn't wait like what was the like you was that bored that you just had to go swiping that's the other thing no i'm just curious yeah like you you were that not interested and then you're just making it so mechanical like

it's so automatic okay there's a lull in the conversation or what we're doing to the point where I pick up my phone and start scrolling on a date, whether it's Instagram or Grindr, whatever it is. I feel like that's...

Well, to be fair, I mean, he came back into the room. Like, he had gone to the bathroom. Oh. And I opened up the app, and I was you know, I was taking a look, but it wasn't like he was sitting on the couch next to me, and I just popped the app. Because that is how I pictured it.

Yeah. Hold on. Yeah. You shouldn't have gone to the bathroom, Teddy. Danny, I guess so, but... Danny, what did you want to say, Danny?

The gay community is known for pretty much introducing themselves without clothes on or after stuff has been done. I mean, I don't see this being uncommon in an open relationship. I've been asked why I'm not in a relationship, and it's why. We all screw each other anyways, so... Okay.

I go home, and I don't have to hear anybody nagging at me.

Okay.

Really? I did not know that. That's kind of wild. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It's like a giant swinger party. That's how it works.

Really? I like Wiener. Man, I did not know that that was the case. What's going on, Travis? Hi.

Hey. Happy Monday, everyone.

Happy Monday.

What's up? What's up, Travis? So I am very free. I love to bake cookies with one, two, three plus partners, but like, unless you have a conversation, you're wanting to bring someone else in or you're, or it's casual. It's incredibly rude because all you're doing is trying to inflate your own ego and feed into like, get the validation of like those likes and matches. Like he's right there in front of you. If it's not, if you don't want them, don't bake cookies with them or like get upset if he doesn't call you back. All this guy wants is, like, to be wanted. He doesn't actually care about, but he just wants to be wanted. And him getting a ghost in her. I know you pretty well. I've met plenty of you. You're not that special.

You're a dime a dozen.

Travis, are you gay?

Okay. Oh, very gay.

Okay.

I love me a man.

Okay. Gay sex, whoa. All right, okay. Just make it try on that one.

Travis, what are you doing? Oh! What am I doing? I didn't hear the question Do you want to find out if I'm a dime a dozen? No, I'm good I'm good, I have better options

You called here to try and get me and I was picking

Hold on, Phoenix What did you want to say, Phoenix?

I just felt as if he was rude for being on Grindr while being on a date Very disrespectful I felt like he was looking for it Like you said, the next guy, after they were done on a date, and it's just disrespectful. I don't blame him for not returning him. Yeah.

Although I got to be honest with you, I think I like Adam. I do. Like, I think Adam's personality is great. I think you guys should give each other a second chance. I think you should. I don't. Why?

Well, we should just have a talk about it, at least. I mean, that's why I'm upset. I think that's what we're doing right now. You just tried to pick up your call or show. I don't think this is going to go any good for the second time. Your home of War of the Roses, the five lies to tell your mom phone scams, and Shannon's Dirty on the 30. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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How do they say it's just the produce that's getting you? It's got to be other stuff. Is it airborne or no?

No, it's not contagious. I know, but it's not contagious, right? And we talked this morning about it possibly being in the water, which would make sense to me because...

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Despite a lot of rumors, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, as far as I'm hearing, have no plans to release a wedding film or documentary. That said, there were professional film crews present during the couple's New York City wedding festivities. So I don't know if they were recording for themselves or for something else. Guests only allowed into the ceremony and reception after surrendering their phones. Security was also checking for hidden cameras and MetaSmart glasses as well. And while we're talking, Taylor, New York City Mayor Momdami confirmed on Friday that Taylor did spill a lot of money for those permits to shut down all of the streets around Madison Square Garden.

Taylor Swift will be paying has paid already the cost of the permit that was lodged which was over $160,000 for that event and for the response to that event and that was a permit that was finalized I think in just the days before the event itself do you have to play up pay all the police officers

that were that had to be there as well I mean that they're not there for free I would think

that if you rent a venue out that it would just be part of the whole deal and they would get the extra security. But I don't know. I don't know how that would work. I mean, think about it.

Because they had to man all the sides of where the closures were, right? I feel like they would

pay them just to be good people. I think New York, though, is one of those places that they look at this like this was an honor to have this and we'll have it. But I don't know. She's got, if she's got the money, you'd think that that would be the case. Think if you had a wedding downtown in Detroit and you decided that you wanted to close off the streets because you wanted to have all your guests be able to go, you would have to get a special permit and pay for all that stuff to do.

Yeah, pay the businesses for the day off. Yeah, that too.

Well, I don't necessarily know if you have to do that, but I think that you should. Exactly. It's bad PR if you don't.

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his grandson. Want to see the video? It is insane. Eight feet into the air. He was injured but is expected to be okay. ABC's Melissa Dunn has the latest. I wish it had audio. Tonight, these are

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to keep at least 25 yards away from bison at all times. Wes is going to Yellowstone on Friday. And if too close, you are warned to retreat immediately.

They said that this grandpa, Grandpa Carl, and his grandson didn't do anything to provoke the bison. I guess it's the start of mating season, so they think he was all hopped up on testosterone.

Oh, yikes. The older man looks like a character in the movies. The whole thing looks like a fake stunt. It's like the Waterboy or whatever.

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In the suburbs. We were driving. Wes and I were driving, actually, and we saw this guy who was walking, like, on the sidewalk along the side of the road, no shirt on, very, very, very tanned, insanely ripped, like, just, yeah, bulgy muscles. He had his shorts dipped kind of low so you could see the V. Do you know what I'm talking about? And he's walking this, like, little fluffy dog, which was kind of funny. So Wes made a comment about, about the guy. And I was like, I do not find that attractive whatsoever. Like everything about the guy, the tan, the, like the, the big muscles, like the whole thing, the V, um, just the dog. That was about it. Um, and Wes was like, I feel like you're in the minority. I feel like he's like, I feel like girls love ripped in shape tan guys. And I'm like, well, no, that's just not me.

well what is your preference no thank god but no what is it it's just not my thing

yeah especially to pull your pants that low is to show off this area right here i'm like come on

you're begging for attention at that point what's the demographic of this guy like how he was probably maybe 35 30 35 that's that's kind of an old guy to have the be showing the yeah the v

very tan like i would i would almost venture to assume spray oh really like he might be a body

builder really type of guy oh he might be using something else then to get those muscles yeah

i you know it's it's interesting shirt off walking around shirtless guys um the guy that just like walks around shirtless i believe never put shirts on like i believe that so here here's my belief on this one i was out on saturday and i saw these guys doing kind of similar or one guy doing it and i thought to myself this guy is purely just wanting to be noticed he's not he's not on a walk to just like you're not walking your dog with your shirt off and he wasn't like it wasn't like oh my god i'm so hot i'm gonna take my shirt off like it's a guy that's basically like kind of like i would be if i was just going out for dinner at night i'd be like all right what am i wearing Like he says, what am I not wearing? Yeah. And then he puts on, you know, not, you know, does it and then goes out and does that.

Yeah.

That's an interesting look.

I just don't think like overly, I don't know. Like even at the gym, there's all the guys that I think are just trying to show off their arms and stuff. But even then, that is not, I know some women find that really attractive. I have never found that attractive.

I'm cool if you're like in shape, but if you're so big that like you can't even move your neck around and stuff like that that's too much for me yeah but is he that big or is he just tone

like is he no um no he was he was pretty big is he he was pretty he was pretty bulky those guys

did he have did he have hair or did he have a ton of hair oh yeah maybe not you know what good for him i was gonna actually find something wrong with him now i unfortunately have found not can't find

anything wrong with him hana what's up hi everyone good morning good morning i was listening and i had to call in because my husband it's so funny you said this he's like the jack right now he's tan he's tattooed mustache and we have two wiener dogs so every time you see him downtown birmingham like you see this big burly guy and then just like two little weenie dogs trotting along it's so but does he wear his shirt is he is he sure most of the time yeah okay he's like in doing

cardio no he's he's clothed what do you hannah you know in some listeners are texting us

right now. Jessica just texted and said, y'all are haters. What about shirtless guys? Like, it really wasn't that hot when he was walking around. Like, you know, come on. Put at least a t-shirt on. You know, if he's

confident, let him do his thing. We would say the same thing if a girl was in the sports row, wouldn't we? No.

We would probably say there's some girls that probably need to, you know. I think that we would.

What were we going to do in a sports row? No, no, Hannah. Yeah, that's like normal to me.

But I think that there are people There are girls, us girls would look at a girl in a certain way, too. Wearing a sports bra? No, if we just saw a girl walking around with just a sports bra and walking around like that, wouldn't you?

A sports bra and, like, leggings? No, I think that that's very normal.

So that's more normal. Then what would be the female equivalent of this guy walking around shirtless with the V? Girl with her excessively tight?

I mean, I saw a girl wear a, you actually know this girl. I saw a girl wear a bikini once to yoga, and I was like, okay.

I don't know her, but I want, you know, man.

That was a little out of the ordinary.

What's going on, Jake?

I got to say, Mojo, that guy, the hair, usually that's a sign of steroids.

I knew it. His body, this happened very quickly. His body didn't look like it had any hair, but he had a lot of hair on the top of his head.

How was he sweating, though? That's the sinus steroids And pimples on the forehead Didn't get a good look

Not just that If his muscles are so big I bet he can't even wipe his own butt

By the way I don't know what you look like Jake But I'm thinking to myself You might be a little out of shape like me And that's where you're coming up with all the hate on this one That's how I am I got some dead bod Buddy I'm right there with you I was walking around downtown Birmingham on Saturday too I had to go get some pants fixed up at State and Liberty, and I ended up getting stopped by my buddy Jimmy Asaki, who owns the Brooklyn Pizza, and we sat out there on the patio and just talked for a little bit. The people watching is crazy there. In Birmingham? Oh, it's crazy. It's like the people... I'm going to say this to you, and I know that you like downtown way better. I thought that that was actually a very entertaining hour and 20 or so that I was out there.

Maybe I'll try it.

And the one thing, this is one, so there is this kid, and I don't know who he is, but Jimmy stopped him. There's a University of Michigan student, very tall, humongous head of hair, extremely skinny, and he just walks in circles nonstop the area there. If you live in Birmingham or work in Birmingham or have been in Birmingham, you've seen this kid.

Like for exercise?

So Jimmy stopped him, and the kid said that he just does this for hours during the day, and he did 17 miles on Friday.

Oh, my gosh.

Walking around the streets right there. 17 miles.

That's crazy. How does he have that much time?

He was, first off, he was. That's why he's so skinny. Very skinny guy, yeah. But he said that that's what he does. And then I thought to myself, I'm like, my neighbor, like, I always want to go on walks. My neighborhood's kind of boring for that. And I get stopped by like people like, you know, oh, hey, you know, what's going on? You like have to talk. I thought to myself, what great people watching to go to a city like Plymouth or in the Detroit and yeah, and just walk, do some walking. Oh, the only problem is I'd have the cops called on me. They'd be like, strange man in a neighborhood walking around with his deep V. I don't think I could ever deep V it.

I don't even know what a deep V is. Oh, yeah. I mean, this man for sure pulled his pants down so everybody could see it.

He was showing off the V. Where's the V, by the way, when you say deep V?

Right here.

So he's showing off his crotch area. Does Wes ever deep V?

No. Not that low.

Mine would not be deep. Mine would be.

This would be a different V.

Yeah. Mine would be a FUFA or whatever. What is it?

Wait, a FUFA? I think you're combining FUPA and FIFA for the World Cup.

Mine would be a FIFA right there. What's going on? Hey, Sam, how you doing? Go, go. How are you guys? First time, long time.

Hey, Sam on the phone.

Kevin's out filming a movie today, so he's not here with us. So you have to get a redo when he comes in. But what's going on?

Good, good, not much. I just wanted to put in a few words about how it's normal for women to be half naked nowadays. And it's not, and someone always got something to say when it's a guy. So you're a guy that does this. So explain to us why you do this.

I don't do it.

this but i just think it's uh it's that's normal yeah but women are covering everything guys with

shirts off aren't covering hey free the nipple right sam i mean the guy the guys are covering their private part just like the women are covering their private part you know there's a

little more to showing women than men sir sam let me tell you what kind of guy i am okay i don't know how long you've listened to this show but i'm gonna i'm gonna tell you right now you're gonna learn more about me than ever before i quit basketball because i hated doing shirts and skins and i had to be the skins i am not a shirt off kind of guy you gotta you gotta let it be free

regardless of how your body looks be confident do you know how many times do you know how many

times tom barrett or bruce west used to hate having to cover me when i was a skin They would be like Actually I would get the ball and score every time Because they'd be like coach I'm not covering this guy Sean what's going on

Hey what's going on bro Mojo

Hey what's happening Sean

Hey check me out dog So you think you got a V or you got a deep U

A deep U A deep U is the best

That's the greatest Sean Thank you buddy Love you buddy Bye

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Alright, it is Mojo in the Morning, home of War of the Roses The second date update, Dirty on the 30 Five lies to tell your mom Phone scam Throwback throwdown, am I the a-hole So this is the Mojo in the Morning Show. Mojo, Shannon, Kev, Anna, Lydia, Bianca, and Zach. And, of course, our great support team of Crystal, Cody, Tony, Kim, and everybody in the sales department. So we love every one of our iHeart people. I had some people over the weekend at the house Saturday night. We did. It was nice. So we did hang out. I'm going to order pizzas. We'll have some drinks.

Casual.

And then we got to watch. There were fireworks on two different lakes.

Still?

Yes. Believe it or not. I think it's done, though, now. And so my friends all came over, and one of the friends invited a friend of his over with his girlfriend. Okay. And they came over to the house. So I had not met them before, which Chelsea gets a little bit kind of weird about that. Like, if she doesn't know you and that you come to the house and she hasn't met you before, she feels a little weird that sometimes, like, Fletch used to bring random girls, remember, over to the house sometimes, like, whenever we'd have people over. She got a little worked up with that. But she was good after she got a chance to meet this guy, Jason. Really nice guy, okay? I felt like I knew him for a while, but I didn't. He shows up at the house, and I'm going to call, I'm going to change your name, Jason. You're the Yeti guy. he shows up at the house they ring the doorbell they show up at the house he walks in and he's got it's not just a regular Yeti it's a Yeti backpack I've seen those and when I say backpack it ain't like my little backpack that I carry my computer in into work every day it's a cooler Shannon it's not it's a cooler that you could put small children in it's crazy how big it is see this thing So he comes walking in with this cooler, and I thought to myself, oh, good. We got cooler guy here. Let me tell you what cooler guys have done before at my house. Cooler guys have come to my house and caused a little bit of a problem because they'll bring over their things, and then they won't let anybody else enjoy them. Like, they'll have something in, you know, like whatever their favorite drink is, and people will be like, oh, can I get one of those? I had one guy that did this once. Jason was not like that. Jason's a giver. or cool or yeti guy is a giver jason shows up and this is no joke because usually the cooler guy that comes to a party shows up with just like his drink yeah we have our kitchen island and it's cleared off for the pizzas we're gonna put a bunch of the pizzas up there it's cleared off he takes the cooler puts it on the ground and starts unloading a party store out of this thing like He had like three bottles of tequila. He actually was mixing squirt with some drinks, so he had memory of old squirt.

Oh, so he had a bar in the backpack.

He had, and then he had, what is the ones I hate so much? High Noons. High Noons. He had High Noons for his girlfriend. They call her Teach. she's a school teacher so teach and so he has all this stuff he literally pulled and started like

mixing drinks for us were these things that you didn't have like different types of tequila or

yeah there were i never had these tequilas and they were his favorite tequilas so it was kind of an interesting thing because it brought a an etiquette question together and not that i thought he had bad etiquette i thought he had wonderful etiquette because it was nice that he was doing this thing but I want to know have you ever had someone show up with their own cooler and when they show up with their own cooler to your party what are the rules to the cooler like is there a rule like you know you can only do so much and then here's another question when he left he left

all the stuff everything oh that's a that's good see I didn't like it you want it you why because Do you have all that stuff?

I got a lot of stuff.

Oh, I like it when I do it.

I don't know if you know this, but I go to the party stores all the time.

But I feel like you've also made fun of people who come and bring something and then take it back at the end of the night.

I have, because there is, well, I need good topics for the show, so I probably have done it both ways because of that reason. But, no, so he did, he left, so now, and I actually like this. I said to him, I go, you got to come back and you got to drink this, because I really enjoyed them. I thought it was fun having them over. You guys would love them, by the way. They're a good-looking couple. Yeah. And he's black, Anna. You'd love him. Oh, my God. But he's got a girlfriend.

I still get roasted by my friends. I didn't bring a cooler, but I was going over to my friend Andrea's house, and we were just going to have some wine, and I was like, oh, I have a bottle of wine. I had opened it, but I knew there was still a ton in there. So I get it to her house. She uncorks it. She grabs two glasses, goes to pour the wine. I'm talking three drips comes out of this thing. No. Really? I didn't realize that there was like nothing left in it. I had drank it all, put it on the counter, and that's what was left in it. So still, it's like, like she's having people over tomorrow night and she's like, bring the wine, make sure it's more than three drips in it.

Well, I will say this. When you go to somebody's home and if you do bring over something that is, you know, welcome to share, you better have at least a backup because you can't just have, all All right, I'm going to bring one bottle of wine in and we're going to, because one bottle of wine is basically three people tops.

Having a good glass. Having a decent sized glass.

Like a good pour. You know what's wild too? I was thinking about this because I was, I thought to myself, I'm like, you know what? I know we want to have like a, you know, something with the station, like where, you know, everybody comes over to the house. And I thought to myself, you guys never bring any coolers over.

I always bring something.

I know you bring something.

But I usually bring a bottle of wine.

You know, Kevin brings grapes. Like, it's like, you know what I mean?

I've never been invited.

Anna, you'll be invited. Okay. You will absolutely be invited. What's up, Travis? How you doing?

Morning, guys. How are you? Good morning.

Doing okay. We're talking about Yeti guy, Yeti man.

Yeah, so I have some close friends that we have deck parties at our house all summer long. They always leave everything behind. Do you like that? So at the end of this, I know, because now I got a garage fridge full of rando stuff. Shannon, we do a party at the end of the year and it's a free for all in the fridge.

Oh, drink everything that's left.

Travis, that is exactly the reason why I don't like when people leave stuff, because the one-offs, you know, I've got like two Oberon literally sitting there in the refrigerator. I've got, you know, a couple of the high noons that I hate so much. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, it looks unbalanced.

There's 90% of my garage fridge I won't even touch.

Yeah.

But then when they come back the next time, you have their stuff. That's right.

Yeah. And that's why I tell them, hey, it's a free-for-all. Grab whatever you want out of the fridge in the garage. Just don't touch the house.

Jason, what do you think about people that will come over and mix their own, like, mixed drinks? So it's not like they bring it in the can, but they bring their own mixers.

whatever works i'll drink whatever it becomes a liquor mostly that yeah my my uh my friend

aaron brought over his own frother to froth i swear to you i think it was he he had a margarita he made a margarita with a froth on top with how do you say that word i don't know froth froth froth whatever this but you know like you know i'm talking about like no i do so what do you put an egg white in it or something to make it like a squirter thing and he put a squirter thing you know like that you that is this fancy on top of the thing he's not a fancy guy either by the

way i mean i feel like i never do mixed drinks at my house it's always just wine beer or seltzers i don't even like i don't even know if i have a lot of the stuff to do because i don't really drink

like i always hate going to a restaurant that only serves that yeah when they say

If I knew you were coming over, I would make sure to have a good bourbon for you. Thank you. But I don't normally make, like, we don't make mixed drinks at our house.

What's going on, Kylie?

Hey, Mojo. First time, long time. Hey, Kylie. I'm the bomb. Yes. So I'm just calling about the cooler topic. And I'm a little bit younger, so I feel like if you don't bring a cooler to a party, it almost like looks bad because you are expecting everybody to provide drinks for you um so i wouldn't necessarily say that you need to share your drinks with everyone i do feel like if you don't bring your own drinks that's kind of um that could be a little bit how old are you kylie

i'm 23 all right so i'm going to say this to you kylie you are a unicorn there are not a lot of 23 year olds that bring coolers to parties you know what they bring you know what now you know what she brings honestly she brings the bag from the store that she just bought the brown paper bag yeah she's a right right bianca you're not bringing a cooler over are you no i get my

stuff last minute i'm not planning that stuff out that's why i said that with kylie kylie i think

is an unusual one bianca do you do you can you go to other party stores or do you have to go to

your dad's party store no i do i do go to other party stores and then when i tell my dad He was like, why would you do that? I just bring it home for you. But it's so last minute. I don't have time to go all the way to Pontiac to go get a seltzer.

You know what your dad needs to do? He needs to start in the community of party store owners, like what cops do with each other, where they will not ticket another cop. Like you need to have like a fraternal order of party store card where you basically say, I'm the owner of a party store. I give you, you know, free stuff. I know.

Well, every time I go, I'm like, hey, you know Al Kaji from Jaws and Beverage? They're like, yeah. And then they're like, all right, it's $15.98. They don't even give me a discount.

Oh, my gosh.

That's crazy.

What's up, Mo? How you doing?

What is going on? So I got a simple solution I've done with this before. People leave stuff behind. When I have my garage sale, I tell people, you buy something, you get a free drink.

Mo, that's great.

Or save it for Halloween for trick-or-treaters, parents. I made $400 in two days.

oh my god he's serving cocktails by the way you got to be careful that the city doesn't come after you with a non-liquor license uh liz what's happening liz how are you i'm good how are you

good what did you want to bring up my rule when we're having parties what you come with you take

with yeah you leave nothing behind i like it too because you know what that means that means they're cleaning up like at the end of the night we had a ton of leftover jets pizza and it was like you guys got to take this stuff yeah just take it even though it's been sitting out all

night whatever figure out something we went to my friend megan had a party on saturday afternoon and she asked if we wanted like stuff to take home with us and i was like no no well clearly she wanted to get it out of her house because yesterday morning she just showed up at my

doorstep with a ziploc bag yeah all right uh by the way this weekend was an interesting one too because everybody was giving their ideas last week of which are the better things to drink and stuff. And so I tried one of those cut waters. Yeah.

Which one? How'd you like it?

I did the cut water mojito.

Oh. Yeah. Is that good?

Eh, it was okay.

Did it go? Yeah.

I'm not, you know, no. Really?

I feel like mojito you have to have fresh. It has to have the muddled mints and all that stuff in it.

I'm telling you, Anna, my tolerance level is so good right now with all the bourbon that I've been drinking.

Wow.

It used to be, before you even knew me, back when you were probably a high schooler listening to the show, I was such a lightweight that if I had a strawberry daiquiri with whipped cream on top from Applebee's, I would get drunk.

That's hilarious.

Which, by the way, don't think I didn't order a strawberry daiquiri with whipped cream on top.

Cut water didn't do it for you.

Cut water did nothing for me. You know what it did? It hydrated me for a couple of minutes. Hold on a second. Cassandra, what did you want to say, Cassandra?

Hi. I live in Lake Orient, and I have friends moving from 30s to 60s, and every time we have people over, everybody brings their own cooler or cooler backpack. But I have a full bar, so I always yell at them, stop bringing drinks to my house. We're all adults here. You can share my drinks.

You know what the funniest is?

They dabble in their own backpacks.

I'm sorry, what? The funniest is when you look out at your backyard, there's like a cooler by the tree. There's a cooler by the deck, you know?

Yeah, exactly. There's coolers everywhere.

Yeah. I like friends like your friends. I think that's why I like people from Lake Oren. They're all givers.

But they don't leave the coolers for me.

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Alright. It is Mojo in the Morning show. I feel like this weekend was one of those blurs that happen in your life, right? where it just kind of comes and goes and it's done and whatever. And then the next week is supposedly going to be like one of the hottest weeks that we're going to have.

Which you said yay to. You want it to be that hot?

No, I was probably caught in a little bit. You were delusional because you didn't sleep last night. Maybe I was meaning it like to be, you know, I don't know. I'm not into it. The weather was so nice over the weekend. Like, I felt like there was a couple of, like, Friday was a great day. The temperature at night was beautiful. The 97 degree that we're supposedly getting tomorrow. So let's look at this.

And they said on the news station this morning that the real feel was going to, it was going to be like 105, 107. That's what it's going to feel like with the humidity.

Yeah, look at this. Every one of the Detroit, East Lansing, Toledo, Grand Rapids, there's extreme heat warnings for all of them. Actually, Toledo is not horrible, though. Toledo is going to be in the high 80s.

That's interesting because it's not far from us.

Well, I mean, listen, you live in Toledo, you can deal with things. You're good.

We have that breeze coming off the lake.

What about Grand Rapids? Look at this. Sunny 89. No, it's going to be not. No, they're going to be hot, too. It's bad, though. It's going to be bad in the metro Detroit area, though. Like, it's going to be, like, they're saying 97 degrees tomorrow.

You need to know where the cooling centers are.

Oh, Grand Rapids, they're saying 95. What app do you guys use for weather?

The Apple one.

So is the Apple one this one?

Yep.

That's the Apple one. Okay, that's what I used to.

Why do you have so many cities? Why are you tracking so many cities on there? Delete those.

Because there are places that I've.

There's like 10 of them.

First off, some of them are in our listening area. I like to be able to, I don't know if you ever listen to me do a weather forecast. I'll do a weather forecast and no.

So there's three. What are the others?

Well, I got West Bloomfield where I live. I've got Detroit where I work. And then I've got Canton where my girlfriend is. I just want to make sure that they're all represented. But I don't necessarily feel like I get the best from the Apple one. I feel like a buddy of mine pays $24 a month for the Weather Channel.

Apps are absolutely not. It's free.

But he's a big golfer, and he said that he likes to know exactly when.

What are you getting on the app that you're paying $24 for that is not just on there?

He told me he's never been in the middle of a thunderstorm or a lightning storm. Here you go.

That's wild.

Extreme heat warning. from noon Tuesday till 8 p.m. at night and then the same thing for the following day on Wednesday noon Wednesday till 8 p.m. at night there's an extreme heat I feel like they're gonna cancel

like if if you play a sport your kids play sports or something outside I feel like all that's gonna get canceled it's gonna be so warm it has to be I have guy friends that are playing in a golf tournament this week too like i'm well they play when it's that hot they don't care golfers don't

care these guys these guys are crazy and some of these guys are not in shape type guys they're like yeah i don't know i uh i get worried about this um what did everybody do this weekend lydia and bianca i haven't had an opportunity to find out from you guys what you did uh let me uh let

me look i want to i want to see your um i have to go through my camera roll oh i went to i went to luke bryan yesterday and it was probably the worst luke bryan concert i've ever been to what where was he was he at pine knob yeah he was at pine knob so his set list i usually look at the set list before so i know what songs are singing there was 22 songs on the set list he only played eight of them the rest he brought out john party started doing cover bands started singing journey everything but his own songs didn't you say he didn't feel good either yeah and he was coughing and everything on stage. It was just a mess. It was terrible.

Really?

Yeah. And then I went to a summer ween party.

What's that? Oh, that's what you guys were all dressed up for. That looked so fun.

It was like a Halloween and summer party. So me and Bryce dressed up as the fired football coaches, Mel Tucker and Sharon Moore. That's funny. Honestly, we came up with it at like five o'clock at night. The party was at seven. We ate up. We went to Walmart, got the headsets. Well, Bryce actually had a headset from his dad, but it was great.

And then Friday night you were throwing the first pitch out I saw.

Yeah, I did. It was really cool. Where was that at? Um, UWM field, it was the old Jimmy John's field. How did your throw? I mean, I kind of saw it, but... It was good. Actually, I think I did probably the best pitch out of everyone there. That's what they told me anyways. Congrats. That's a really fun place to watch.

First off, let's welcome the B.com.

They probably didn't know how to say my last name. Yeah, that's beautiful. Hey. Is that right?

That was actually pretty good.

No, the guy that was like, hey. That was one of the workers.

Can I tell you something? You threw the first pitch out, and then I saw on the Joe show that Jed threw the first pitch out. I saw that. And Jed's first pitch looked horrible.

Yeah, well, he also did it for the Rays. I'm like, we should do it for the Tigers.

Well, let's do it.

Let's get Mojo on the mound. I think Mojo on the mound would be great. Could you do it with your shoulder?

I've done it before, but can I be honest? I'd rather see Bianca go do it. I think that would be kind of fun.

Yeah.

Or Shannon or Lydia.

Why don't we all throw a first pitch in a line? We'll do eight first pitches.

That would be kind of, that'd be fun. How about at the same time? The whole show throws it out at the same time. Can you imagine? It's the same catcher. To one catcher. And they have to catch it. It's a drill. Actually, this is a.

That would make me so nervous to have to do that.

This is actually kind of funny. So somebody sent this to me over the weekend. There's a podcast. Guy's got a podcast. And he used to, coincidentally enough, be Jed's high school baseball coach. so Jeb's first pitch was horrible like it was not good it was not as bad as 50 cents or Baba Bowie from Howard Stearns it was pretty much barely so this is

I'm going to give myself a not shout out for being a bad baseball coach so back in the day I actually coached freshman baseball for one season in my high school in Michigan coached this kid who ended up being a producer over in Tampa on 933 morning show the joe show oh yeah yep i texted ben and mike about this last night he threw out the first pitch jed i saw you buddy he threw out the first pitch and he absolutely threw it in the dirt over here at the trap at the trap in front of the entire crowd threw it right in the dirt and i was like bro what are you doing you're making me look bad as your coach i texted the heads ground groundskeeper last night i was like i'm so sorry that he messed up your home plate that's my bad

that's on me he's like yeah so so he uh he does like a baseball podcast and he put it up on a baseball podcast and people were sending it to me over the weekend that jed got made fun of for uh

for his bed it was pretty straight but it was just short it went yeah he didn't he he didn't get

enough on it bianca got enough on it bianca got almost too much on it the poor guy i think probably pulled his back muscles trying to uh to catch i know i was a little nervous it was gonna go into the crowd instead lydia what did you do this weekend what did you have going on this weekend

so friday night i went out with my friends um i was dd so didn't get that wasted saturday night moja i told you this i went out to franklin and then my friends and i went out to the bars

lydia said she went to a restaurant do you like to plug restaurants that are good or do you not want to because you don't want them to be so busy you can't go again no this was actually like one

of the best restaurants i've ever been to so i would never mind plugging it what is it it was the franklin oh yes i told mojo to go there it's so good the wait staff was fantastic the food was great and so were the vibes the atmosphere the patio oh yeah so cute yeah i enjoyed myself and then we went out to downtown detroit hit some bars and i got super drunk literally till the next day i woke up and i was go lydia what were you drinking lydia i had six espresso martinis

No, no, no. I want to be dead.

No, you guys, I woke up literally shaking. Really? Yeah, from the caffeine, not the lick. Yeah, no, but I was still drunk, too.

Wow. Six? Six?

Yeah. How did you even sleep? Oh, I didn't. I woke up like, okay, so I went to bed at 3, and I woke up at 6.30.

Oh, my God.

There are 60 to 80 milligrams in one espresso martini. You guys.

Wait, did you say 6.30 at night?

No, 6.30 in the morning.

Oh, you, okay.

So I went to bed at 3 a.m. and woke up at 6 a.m.

Oh, okay.

Oh, my God, Lydia. Yeah, and then I was in church, like, literally shaking. Like, it looked like I was on something.

The espresso martinis is not a joke, though. Like, people think that, oh, it's just a little drink. It's not like it's that bad, you know, because they serve it in that nice.

little oh they'll get you they sneak up on you fast i can't have two i can have one maybe one and a half yeah were you shaking some breezy booty no no ass was shaken darn it i had an extra dirty martini on friday night which i never do and it was like bye-bye one yeah yeah that stuff gets me

oh my god like if you drink if i have just like i don't know plain vodka with whatever club soda or whatever it is it doesn't do anything to me i told last i was like i don't even remember

the ride home i mean he drove obviously shannon we need that energy and lydia's energy this friday

for yacht rock oh that's right i forgot about yacht rock not a work event i can't do it yeah

i don't know never mind who do you can we do over under on who will get drunk faster zach or one of

the sales people kev i think has like a whole night planned he does outfit he is so excited

for Yacht Rock. What is the attire

for Yacht Rock? So, typically if you look at what Yacht Rock is, Yacht Rock, because you can't say it, Yacht Rock. It's not Yacht Rock. Never mind. It's Yacht Rock.

Yacht Rock. Yacht Rock.

But typically, it's what you would wear on a yacht. Which is?

I've never been on one. Like, white

pants. Oh. Linens. Linens. Okay. Yeah.

Things like that. Could I wear like a striped dress? Is that appropriate? My dad said that's not nice enough.

You can wear whatever you want to wear, Bianca.

I just have a feeling my mannerisms aren't going to be nice enough for this because I'm so wild, crazy. I eat with my fingers. I didn't know this was fancy.

No, it doesn't have to, but it's at the Rooster Tail, which that place is nice.

It's nicer, yeah.

The Rooster Tail is no joke. You're right up on the water. It's a beautiful place. I've been to weddings there. It's a marina, right? We've had parties there.

Maybe like a flowy sun dress or something. Hey, give me three margaritas. I'll be swimming in the Detroit River.

Lydia, will you be drinking espresso martinis like you were?

No, but I will have a couple of vodka Red Bulls. Maybe something else to take the edge off.

I don't know. To me, I always am careful to not drink in front of coworkers.

Yeah.

Like, you guys are fine. But, like, the idea of drinking in front of, what's the sales guy's name that came from Odyssey? What's his name?

Matt. The really tan one? Yeah. Matt.

Yeah. Like, I don't want to get drunk with Matt.

No, Matt's ready.

He's like, I was talking with him. Matt's going two nights in a row. He's going Friday and Saturday.

He's going both nights? So Matt might be the guy that does Zach N. And he's taking a party bus on Saturday night.

Oh my gosh. He need a party bus.

Matt's got a tan.

He's going with the Azo Law people on Saturday night.

Is he? Look at him.

Matt has a pool.

I talk to him about his tan. Matt does?

Matt's got the most amazing tan ever.

Me and Matt are having a tanning competition. Who can get darker? But I'm clearly losing. Look at him. How are you so tan? This is a dollar store.

Maui, babe. Come on in here. Come on in, Matt. Matt, are you excited for Yacht Rock?

Are you kidding me? It's my jam. Is it?

Quick question for you, Matt. What is your favorite Yacht Rock song?

Well, any band from the 70s and 80s that you never hear. England Dan, John Ford Coley, Love is the Answer. I mean, it brings you back to a time that you remember when it was really good.

Before this music, these kids ruined music, right? They had to talk about sex and drugs and everything.

Everybody roll to the dollar store. They have a whole aisle of caps, hats, everything you need. For Yacht Rock? Oh, that's right.

You need a yachting gear.

Okay. All right. And you can go to Yacht Rock Detroit to find out how great it was last year. And guess what? This Good Time is brought to you by iHeart Media. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? It's going to be spectacular weather, mid-80s, looking over to the Detroit Riverfront. It's good to be alive because there's not a lot of great shows. I love this guy. All these small venues are dying right now because people aren't going. Life is too short. Buy the concert ticket. That's right.

He needs to be the spokesman. He needs to be the spokesman. He needs to be the spokesman.

Matt, here's the deal. Matt, we've got to have Matt every morning this week. Countdown to Yacht Rock. We'll do a countdown to Yacht Rock.

What else do you have except sun, great music to take you back to a simpler time? Yacht Rock is being extended by two days because of the demand. And these groups are iconic. Pablo Cruz, if anybody's seen Step Brothers, you know, you look at the shirt, it's iconic. Will Ferrell's wearing the shirt.

They're going to be there?

Pablo Cruz is Friday night. There's a great Fleetwood Mac cover band, Echoes of Fleetwood Mac. Oh, wow. Saturday, you've got the iconic Walter Egan, Magnet and Steel. John Ford Coley, Love is the Answer. Ambrosia. That's the only one I've ever heard. Who hasn't gotten busy to Ambrosia?

Wait, wait, Ambrosia is going to be there?

Why do I know that? Wait, play that Ambrosia song. What song? Are you ready? Hold on.

If you don't know this song, then you are not allowed to come to Yacht Rock here. Ready? Here is Ambrosia.

You know, this is the thing that people have to understand. This is a one-shot deal. These people are leaving us. I mean, these people are dying. Oh, God. That's the bottom line. And you're not going to get a chance to see these people. Wait, wait, wait.

You're telling me the artists are getting older and they're dying?

The promise is, you know, we'll go see it next year. Well, there may not be a next year. I mean, you are the best person to go out and see these these people play. And there's nothing better than an outdoor show in the summer in Michigan. Yeah. And let me tell you, there's one.

Will you do me a favor? Will you have a conversation with Tony Travato? I've told him this for about four years. We got to change one of our formats to Yacht Rock. Don't you think a Yacht Rock station would kill it?

It just brings back every time you hear Yacht Rock, you have a smile on your face. It brings you back to a time that was simpler and you're having fun. It called Yacht Rock because the yacht was, like, rocking?

No. So the music is music that rich dudes would be on a yacht listening to.

You're too young to remember Thurston Howell from Gilligan's Island, but Yacht Rock is coming to Detroit, everyone. And that's kind of the attitude, you know? And that's the way they play it. So it's going to be a great time. What are you going to be drinking? I'm going to be drinking whatever they're serving.

All right. Thank you, Matt. Thank you. Appreciate you.

And go to the dollar store to get your captain's hits.

Zach for sure is losing the challenge. Yeah, this guy's got me beat. Matt's got you. He's got you.

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My favorite is going to be at the Yacht Rock event that we're doing on Friday night.

kevin going who the hell is this you know all the songs once they get going he'll know one out of

every like 20 because his mom like listened to it or something yeah he was younger all right

what do you got in this hour's dirty should i do the jay-z story again i feel like that's a big story i mean three sold out shows at yankee we should ask crystal how it was is she back yet or no uh is she out there yeah oh i would love to yeah yeah while while you're grabbing her zach Last night's show delayed by four hours because people who didn't have tickets tried to storm, like, through security.

I saw a video. They ran through.

And so Jay-Z, he clarified when he got on stage. He's like, look, didn't want to delay the show, but I wanted to make sure that all the people who were ticketed, and there were, like, 10,000 who were stranded outside while they, like, figured the situation out, got in. You went Saturday night, Crystal? Yes. Is that right?

Chris Carson from WJLV. There were so many Detroit people there. I loved it.

And that was Eminem's night that he was there?

Yes, yes.

Who were all there? Who were the special guests? Him?

I feel like I got stubbed. The night that I went, it was only two special guests. It was Eminem and Pharrell on the night. But Beyonce was there, right? The first and the third night. Oh, she wasn't there the second night? No. Oh, wow. Was Blue Ivy playing piano your night or no? No. You got snubbed. I know. But last night, the show didn't start until like 1130. It was after midnight, they said. So I don't think I got stuck. But Rihanna was there last night. Yeah.

Would you have been pissed if that was the case?

I don't, like, that crowd getting into Yankee Stadium, if I would have had to stand out there for four hours, I think I would have went home. No, I know I would have went home.

Really?

It was unreal. And New York's a little scary. It's a little, like, eww.

Well, where Yankee Stadium is, too, is a tough go. Yes, absolutely.

So standing out there for four hours is crazy.

Who would be better to go see? Jay-Z or Yacht Rock? Which one would you rather? Like, if you could go see either one of them. Matt, what do you think, Matt?

The concert ended at 3 o'clock this morning. I know. Isn't that insane? It's amazing. But it's kind of fun.

You can tell that New York must have no rules or Jay-Z pays, you know, whatever fine it is. Because if that was at Pine Knob, they would have cut it off and said, no way you're playing that late.

It was like an 11 p.m. Orton is here. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Senator Lindsey Graham very suddenly passed away on Saturday night after a brief unexpected illness, had a cardiovascular. vascular issue that took his life although mojo is believing some other conspiracy theories i just

think it's interesting that the guy goes to the ukraine says i'm gonna just gotten home i'm gonna get russia to stop this war you know we're gonna end this thing and then all of a sudden he ends

up president donald trump commenting what makes it even stranger is that i got a call last night sometime and you know the early evening he sounded a little tired but perfect but thought we might even meet today and then that was it that was it Ariana Grande has dropped out of

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Yeah, in the car.

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Introducing the $12 cup of water from Erewhon. Yeah, sort of. That's at least what all the news articles say. But consider it more like a mixed coconut tea. It's a blend of grape juice, coconut milk, coconut water, jasmine tea, basil, anise, cardamom, and raw honey.

A lot.

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He was right there with me.

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All right, Mojo in the Morning show. Thank you for being here with us today. We love that you're listening. Hopefully you enjoy the entire week of shows. Second date updates always on Mondays. War of the Roses, Am I the A-Hole Tuesdays, Five Lies, Tell Your Mom, Phone Scams, and Second Date Update again on Wednesdays. We've got War of the Roses on Thursdays, and then Throwback Throwdown on Fridays. Good to have you guys here with us. Thank you for being here. Sometimes people share a little too much, huh, Shannon?

I belong to a few different Facebook groups for moms in the area. and there's one in particular though I feel like every time I check it or like I'm going through my feed and I get an update from this one I am shocked at the stuff that people will share like the most intense and intimate personal information medical information very descriptive

um like the fact that they pooped their pants as I'm saying this out loud I'm like as I just

talked about how I thought I had that cyclosporiasis or whatever the heck it's called. We didn't have to hear about that again. Like photos of weird bumps on skin, issues with their Christmas, therapist recommendations for kids, but then they go into like exactly why. Just really, really interesting to me, the stuff that people will put out there. And pictures.

So explain this to me. They go to this Facebook group and they're going there trying to ask

for advice from other people like i'm in search i'm in search of a recommendation for or has anybody ever experienced you know this is this is happening to me and it's it's a really great community you know to be a part of on facebook but i just feel like sometimes it's so here's what

you need to do very personal i am not putting anything and it's on it's on podcast you can go listen to it shannon thought that she had the parasite is what it's labeled as we should go on to that thing and shannon should talk about how she dutied herself this weekend and had to

run upstairs and go wash her pants there are there are a lot in the past like 20 hours on here there are a lot of people who are listing symptoms thinking that they have that oh wow that's like a very popular post at the moment yes i might have missed it what kind of group is this just it's like a mom's group for moms in the detroit like metro detroit area yeah does this make you

want to become a mom anna um no not really this is what people are talking about but i'm like

what's the most personal almost tmi thing that you've seen somebody post on social media

and share or share with you know a bunch of other people too like even just share it in a group text uh 844 mojo live i will tell you this that i don't have one of these things um and maybe it's not a guy thing i do belong to one facebook group and it was when i had that heart surgery i joined some facebook group to learn about it and all that did was make me more freaked out it made me more worried and then depressed when other people you know were talking about it but with that said i would like to be a part of a group of a bunch of men that would just sit there and talk about

their their like help me understand what do you think this is has anybody ever experienced yeah

explain this to me why is it yeah like isn't there a site that's like that there is Somebody was telling me that there was a site where it's like showsies. It's not KPT now. No, but I'm saying where you basically, or unless Meta cuts it off, do they allow you to share your duties?

I have not seen poop on this page, to be fair. I've seen description, but not photos.

Like there is, somebody told me, I think there's a way, call us up and tell us. There is a website where you can actually.

Upload a photo of your poop.

I think that they have different versions. Yeah.

To tell you what's wrong with it?

wow like this is this is you know what you got we we have a couple of group texts of guys and sometimes randomly you'll get like the you know guy that will throw in one and you're like ah you know why

are you doing it this might not be that crazy but um in my friend group message like the other day my friend sent us all a a nude video she got of a guy and she's like look at how crazy this is why'd he just send it to me and i'm like i don't want to see his a guy that she was dating or not even she went on one date with him and he sent her a crazy video and she sent it to all of us and i'm like listen i'm not dating this man i don't want to see that did you at all explore it or no? No. She made us watch it. She's like, look at him do this and this. And I'm like, I don't want to. Now I want to know what he was doing. Do you want to see the video?

No. Wait, did you say you didn't delete it? It's in our

group message. So you kept it in the thread. Yeah. Here, Mojo will watch it.

But no, here's the problem with keeping it in the thread. No, I honestly, I maybe maybe, um, but honestly, if you keep it in the thread, what ends up happening is I go to my photos to go look at, you ever had this happen to you? So you go into your thing and you go into photos to go find a photo yeah sure it's gonna be saved sure enough

i gotta check because i definitely don't want it in there you're gonna have that one when you're

trying to show your mom a picture of you downtown in cork town oh you must have very big penis wow yeah oh it is uh hold on i think we might have the uh it's called rate yes rate my poop dot com

But that's not to diagnose yourself. That's for people to be like, whoa.

That's why I was wondering if you had like one of those, what is going on?

I hear someone yelling.

Is everything okay? We're not getting attacked right now, are we?

I hope not. I hope that we're okay. Is this more locked?

I don't know. I can hear. Yeah. I can hear what's going on. No, but I was saying, I would bet Meta wouldn't allow that though. They wouldn't allow you just to randomly show pictures. Of poop. Yeah. Of people, you know, people's bowel movements. You know, you think when Kevin's not here, what ends up happening is the show gets to be a little bit more educational and more higher brow. We go right back down, don't we? Like Kevin normally points out anything with anything that could be a double entendre or sexual in nature. Kevin will point out, we go right to the poop when Kev's taking a day off. What's up, Harley? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Fantastic. What's going on?

So a couple months ago, I had surgery because, you know, when you have kids, sometimes you get hemorrhoids. So I had one removed, and we were in a group of people, and this one wife, we all started showing pictures of the hemorrhoids to each other. And the one whose husband is an NFL football player, she even showed us the picture.

Oh, my God. So the NFL football husband's hemorrhoid was shown to everybody? Yeah. Yes. Does an NFL player have an athletic hemorrhoid? Or does it look any different?

No, it wasn't that bad.

It really wasn't that bad. Same.

No.

How do you even take a picture? Probably a muscular.

But yeah, we were all showing pictures of our buttholes, so it was pretty hilarious at the time. We were drinking a little bit, so.

Harley, do you guys also share intimate stuff, too? Like, do you guys share, like, pictures of your significant other's other stuff? Like, or is it just the.

Oh, no.

So that was one. No. That would make me feel, like, really weird if I was that husband, you know?

Yeah.

Oh, he didn't care. He laughed. He was there, too. He was proud of his hemorrhoids.

You know what would be a great scam is to say that it got out, his hemorrhoid got out and have, like, an ESPN, like, logo next to it. Adam Schefter from ESPN just posted about your hemorrhoid. That would actually be a funny parody. You should think about doing that. Have AI do that for you.

Yeah, definitely next time.

I appreciate it. We'll see you, Harley. Take care of yourself.

No problem. You too. Bye.

All right. Appreciate you. Second date update is coming up here in just a couple of minutes. Guys could never do these Facebook groups. You know why? Because I try to join, like, certain things as a guy, and I last about a week looking at it.

Why? Because you get irritated by how much people post?

I get bored by it. so when you're on these things what is it that you're like what is your hope don't you feel like it just brings does it help you or does it give you more anxiety when you have people

sharing all their issues it's not all medical like sometimes it's like hey i'm looking for a new lawn care company can anybody recommend you know like it's stuff like that or especially with with kids it's like hey i'm thinking about sending my child to such and such school does anybody have any experience there you know it's stuff like that it's anything parent related mom related see i kind of hate those people on facebook like i know you don't like that i need a recommendation for i hate the people that

like on my

random facebook just randomly like are always looking for a plumber or looking for you know does anybody know you know where i can rent a tent for a graduation party and stuff it's a lot of

that or it's like hey i just went to this great pizza place brooklyn pizza you know if you're looking for somewhere here's my that's my recommendation that you're doing it in a group

so the whole facebook feed is not seen exactly just this i'm happy that they have a facebook

group for this so that i don't have to see it but guess what those people still put it on their regular facebook too they do they like there are those people that all all they always have to like ask you for for something like they can't just go and google it you know what i mean to be fair

i don't trust google google reviews and stuff really no people just get mad yeah they pay

people to make the reviews yes yeah like i feel like they want me to run their errands for them too next thing you know they're gonna ask me to go to kroger and go pick up things for them but

all right michigan's most listened to podcast is the mo show in the morning show art to believe download the podcast and listen on our free iHeartRadio app wow you thought you were sick over the weekend oh my god not just sick i thought i had that cyclosporiasis what is that thing called that explosive diarrhea parasite i was terrified i feel like i told you and maybe Kev. I was like, I do not feel that great during the show. Like my stomach was upset. I just wasn't feeling well at all. And I was kind of like in and out of the bathroom all day. I cannot believe I'm going to admit this on the show, but Wes and I on Friday night were in the living room on the couch watching TV. And I got up to go in the kitchen and grab some water and I was kind of hungry and all of a sudden it was out like it came out of me I was not prepared I was in my kitchen oh I'm talking like it was like bam explosive and I was wearing underwear and sweat pants so i like ran to the bathroom as fast as i could i was horrified oh man took off all my clothes threw them in the washing machine ran upstairs to get in the shower because that's how bad it was and i'm thinking i cannot admit this to west that this just happened to me and the whole time i'm thinking oh my god we were just talking about this on the show i got that freaking parasite that everybody's getting wow yeah and um went back downstairs and west was like where the heck did you go and i said oh i just wanted to get ahead of laundry for the weekend so i threw in a load of laundry he knew damn well i was lying i was so sick but then i woke up on saturday and i felt

fine well i mean that was did you feel fine after it too or did more i still felt a little funky

and that had kind of been my whole day but not like that i mean that like almost took me down

Can we, by the way, just take this in for a second here right now? Please, let's take this in. Shannon just admitted live on the radio that she crapped her pants. I did. She did. How amazing.

How amazing.

This is a monumental. Save this one for the best of the year.

Ew. I was so embarrassed.

I haven't, by the way, I haven't done that for a while, but usually it's in my car on my way to try to get to a bathroom, not in my house, like in my kitchen.

House is probably best case scenario.

I didn't even feel the urge to go to the bathroom. That's the crazy part. And that's why I got so scared. I'm like, I have this thing that's going to take over.

Can I tell you that I have not eaten a vegetable or a fruit. And this is not a joke. In at least two and a half weeks. Because of this whole parasite thing. And the, what is it again? Psycho?

Psycho sporeasis or something. The idea of a parasite being in my body.

This morning, some restaurants are changing their menus. as a parasitic intestinal infection linked to produce spreads to more of the country. The CDC is tracking cases of cyclosporiasis.

All right, there it is, cyclosporiasis. I want to make sure.

I know a few people who have it, and they said that it's absolutely terrible.

It's with you for a while, right?

It could be weeks. You are supposed to call your doctor and get on, like, an antibiotic as soon as you think you may have it.

One of my friends was hospitalized because she had so much fluid loss.

Ooh. My God. Fluid. It's gross. Hold on. Kenyatta had it. Kenyatta, you had the psychosome? Go more. Whatever the heck it is? You mean have? Yeah.

It doesn't go away that quickly.

Wait a second. No, it doesn't. Y'all just caught me, so I'm at home right now.

So you're not even at work.

So I tried. It happened, like, last Sunday night, and I went to work on Monday. And I told my team lead, like, look, I'm having some issues. And that's when I found out about it, and that was the day that you guys talked about it.

Yeah.