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is our director of social impact she is our social producer here on the show uh she was hanging out with a uh i guess you were hanging out with a bunch of people right in royal oak

is that right yeah yeah we went out over the weekend and it was a great time actually um but when we were leaving actually ironically our uber accidentally was taking us to the studio here and i was like oh we can't do that so we hopped out of the uber and now i have no ride home because the uber was like a hundred dollars not doing that oh my god yeah isn't that crazy

Surge prices.

Yeah, that's what it is. So I knew one of my friends that was out there. I used to, like, talk to him and still kind of was talking to him at the time. And he's like, do you want me to drive you home? I could just drive you home. And I'm like, okay, yeah, I bet. Let's do it. So he drove me and all my friends home, but he had his friend with him, and I was just talking to his friend. And honestly, I was kind of vibing with him.

Like, the friend was cuter. Wait, hold on one sec. So the guy, was he taking you home just as a nice gesture? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or does he like you?

He liked me a lot. He wanted to marry me. He was asking if I could kiss him in the backseat. I'm like, we're not doing all that. So you knew by reaching out to him, he was absolutely going to come and get you because he likes you. He was in love with me.

Oh, he wasn't already at the place?

No, he was. He was there. And he's like, I'll just drive you home since you're here.

Okay.

Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. So I was like, okay. And he's like, I just want to kiss you so bad. He's like, I just want to see you tonight. Like, whatever. Yeah. I was like, all right. You can drive my friends home.

But. Wait a second. That's all it takes. I mean, for Bianca. I see. That Kaji kiss. That is not an Uber. That is a boober.

The Kaji B effect. But then you see his friend and start talking to his friend. So he brought his friend with him, and I was just talking to his friend. And his friend was, like, such a vibe. He was, like, so much nicer. He was cuter, nicer hair.

Damn, everything.

I'm not going to lie. The original guy, he was, like, bald in a little bit. But this guy had a nice head of hair. He had nice teeth. Like, that's my type.

This is why if you're a guy, you know, chasing after girls, you always hang out with ugly men. You don't ever bring good looking guys with you.

You get home and what happens? So I'm not going to lie. He unedited me on everything. I think he kind of knew that me and his friend were like vibing. So he unedited me on everything, unfollowed me on Instagram. But then his friend started DMing me and I was like, oh, this is where it's going now. I didn't know it was like that.

But did you give him the payment yet for the, wait, how did the payment work? He wasn't actually an Uber.

No, I understand, but she said that she told him that he would kiss her. Did you give him the kiss? No, that didn't happen, bro, because I was hitting up, I was hitting up with a friend. So the guy knew, he got the hint, like, okay, she don't like me anymore.

He's going to give you now all the worst score points or stars. What do they, how do they do that kind of an Uber? The bad ratings. The bad ratings.

Did he, did he save you for last to drop off at home? Like, did all your friends?

No, all my friends, we all left at the same time, like, at the same location. but um no me and the other friend started hitting up he hit me up he started dming me he's like it was nice to meet you and i was like oh you too we just started dming and then he sent me like the picture he sent me a picture on instagram that deletes right away he's like what's your snapchat i want to get to know you and i was like oh you're even sneaky here huh what is this that you you and

lydia have a name for this that you call it what is this called homie hopping homie hopping she happens at home so wait so have you done this before has this been something that you've done where you've been out with one guy and the next thing you know, you like their friends better?

I've done it before. I'm not going to say where, but I've done it before.

Any listeners ever do this thing? Say it. Where they homie hop, but I was going to explain what the thing is. You ever do any homie hopping? By the way, me saying it is just stupid. I know, that's why I wanted to hear you say it. But anybody ever go out with one person? Because I think this happens with guys too. I think guys go out on dates with girls and then they meet one of their friends and they're like, oh, boy, I'm, like, more into them. I've had it done both ways. I've been hopped on and hopped off. You've been the hopper and the hoppy. Yeah, for sure.

I mean, it just.

It's the game. The game is the game. Have you lost friends in the process, Kev? No, no, no. I would never do that. These individuals that hop, they're never there for a long time. So you got to understand. Not saying that's who you are, Kev. You're not coming from me. No, I was like, you can chill. You can chill. Otherwise known as Bianca. But that's what it is. It's never like a long-term type of thing, so you can't really allow your feelings to get into it.

But here's the thing. For girls, there's a girl code. Like, we don't do that. Like, a girl should never go for a guy that another girl's been with, right? Yeah. But for guys, clearly that's not a thing for you. Been with? Or trying to get with, you mean? Both. I feel like if I know someone, say if Lydia's going for a guy, I would never go for him. Oh, yeah.

Because I know girls that have slept with guys, and then they go and they run and tell their friends how good it was. And then one of the friends would like to hear about it. They want to see what's in. You know what that is?

That is when your friend tells you how great a restaurant is. And they say, oh, man, have you tried such and such? Yeah. But except for with your vaginas and penises.

Okay, no, no, no, no. It's not like that. Surf and surf. No, I don't know.

Bianca, I don't picture you to be a mean person, but you're coming across like you're being mean to this poor guy that is balding that drove you home.

Honestly, that part would really hit me hard if I were him. Well, I hope he's not listening, but honestly, it's a fact. My dad has more hair than him. Oh, my God.

Dad, stop.

Your daddy ain't even got that much.

And this guy's 20, what is he, how old is he?

Like 25, like 40.

Poor guy, premature balding.

But his thing, oh, go ahead.

Yeah, go, no, say what you were going to say.

I was going to say, he unedded me first. I'm like, that kind of gave me the clear to go for his friend.

Well, he unedded you because you were all over his friend in the backseat. Diana, Diana, are you a homie hopper, or do you want to make a comment on Bianca?

No, the only thing about homie, I was thinking about that little girl. There's a little text going around right now. a little girl that has her mommy's yip stick and their dad asked her she says it's hers and her dad asked her where she bought it and she said he bought she bought it at homey depot what do you think what do you think of bianca doing this well i'll tell you bianca three times you said i'm not gonna lie i wanted just to let you know that that kind of it makes her a liar And it makes people think that you normally will watch. Yes. I'm not going to.

Diana, thank you for giving us some knowledge on this one. That was good. Thanks. Bye. Bye. Y'all are. Hold on. Marcellus? Yeah, Marcellus. Or Marcellus. I was going to say.

Marcellus.

You said he was a gladiator or something. What's going on? No, I have the first time in a long time. So, look, I have the luxury of being on both ends of the homie hockey. And it gets real weird and toxic because it's like, okay, me and my cousins and homeboys, we don't care. Like, if you mess with one of us, you want to go mess with the other one, all right, go ahead. It's the women that make it an issue. Like, I don't understand. How are you in love with me and in love with him? You can't be in love with both of us.

Yeah, no.

Well, I wasn't in love with both.

I liked the other one more. That was it.

Very clear for her. But if you ever think that the guys are ever going to fall out behind the girl, we're never going to fall out. We're going to just be telling war stories to each other. Oh, that's true. That is it.

No, that's very interesting. Yeah, the guys kind of are like, yeah, all right, now let's see what she like. I guarantee you that the bald guy was asking his friend this.

what's up baron hey good morning everybody good morning what's going on um so i was talking to in my younger years i was talking to two girls didn't know they were friends and come to find out that the second girl that i had baked cookies with um ran back and told the other one because i had slept with the other the first one six months prior yeah okay and and so they were so you were

thinking you were sly about it they were already talking about you and and were they saying good

things or bad things about you um i don't really know because neither one of them would tell me

uh well here's the thing if they if they slept with you if she still slept with you they were saying good things about you they were probably talking about how good it was if they didn't sleep with you. They were talking about how bad you are. Kay, what's up?

Hey, good morning. How are you guys

doing? We're good. What's going on, Kay?

First time calling. Hey, Kay on the phone. I was waiting for that. Thank you, Kevin. Got you.

You know, Kevin, come on. We're from Detroit. Listen, we know what this is, and you guys are trying to put in a cute little package. All it is homie hopping is ho-hopping. Ho-hopping.

That is true.

That's all I got. I mean, come on. I'm listening. I'm like, you know what? This is nothing but that's ho-hopping. I'm not putting in a cute little package. Oh, well, she's dating, and they're sleeping. No.

You're not dressing in your ass.

Bro, I'm just saying it in business, man.

I love it.

She's coming across this group. She's coming across. Everybody's trying to be all tiptoeing about it. It's hoe hopping. Thank you.

No, thank you. No. It's the only problem. She's like a sister to us. We don't want to call her the hoe.

Well, that's what you got to do, I guess.

I'm just kidding. Don't do that.

Doug, what's up?

So, I think if Bianca likes the other guy, she should go for him. If it's her type, everything, she should totally just go for it. But if the other guy, she doesn't like him, what's the point in kind of setting him up?

Yeah. But what happens if the other guy is a kinder, nicer person and actually will be, yeah. Well, no, I'm saying the hairless guy. Like, you know what I mean? Like, this guy could be like the great, first off, he was nice enough to drive you home.

But, I mean, he didn't do it out the goodness of his heart, hoping that she had a ride. He was trying to get a ride. He was trying to get a ride.

Well, look at your parents. That's a great example. You know, I always say this to my boys. I'm like, look at your mom and I. A lot of people can't believe that I got a girl like that. I'm a great guy. Yes. You look at your dad with your mom. Your mom's a smoke show. Your dad, not so much. But you know what I mean? You may not find it your dad. You know what I mean? If you don't.

Seriously, I should go for bald guys, hairless guys.

I'll be honest with you. Give them a chance. You never know. He's saying go for the nice guys. Go for the nice guy. Don't focus so much on appearance.

Yes. All right. Any baldies out there in my life.

Swiping on Bumble and never replying to any guy's messages counts as putting myself out there, right?

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I don't know if people have experienced others that they're unaware of logging into their Ring apps or somehow, some way getting access to them. But a friend of mine called me and she was in a panic. I answered her phone. I'm like, hey, she's like, oh, my God, are you on your phone? Yeah, I'm on my phone. Pull up the Ring app. I'm like, all right, let's pull the Ring app. Haven't been there in a while, so I had to log back in. Then she starts to take me step by step. She's like, hit the little brackets up top. I'm like, okay. Go down to your account center. I'm like, okay. how many how many devices are logged in how many i'm like i see two i see one is my cell phone then i see like a safari she's like oh she's like do you know the safari i'll check the ip address because it's right there i'm like okay maybe i logged in on my phone how long ago was it it's like two months ago delete it delete it i'm like hold on a second like curse off calm down what is going on here she said that there are people in this world and i don't know who people have people have the ability to log into your ring cam and get access to watch live footage of whatever your ring cams are hooked up to and are showing that's what victor was telling me that this has been going around that people have been doing that she logged into her ring cam she said she's got something in the house and some outside the house like the exterior the show was going on her front and back lawn and when she logged into her account center she noticed her cell phone like the device she's the only one that really sees it and monitors it with their children but there were other there were two other devices that she had no idea who they belonged to wow and why they had logged into her ring cam and she said on social media a lot of people have been talking about randoms and random phones or laptops getting access to your ring camera and they can see everything that's

going on so as you're so my ring cameras are outside of my house you have them inside i got one inside yeah what do you uh what are you having in there for i don't know in my mind somebody gonna break in and you want to be able to see it yeah so so are you worried that there's people looking at your bare ass walking around?

Or like, you know, Josiah, he'd get in the kitchen at 3 in the morning.

Is it more so people looking at what you're doing or are they trying to figure out when you're home or not home?

I think both. The fear is both. Yeah. To that second point, there's been a lot of burglaries happening. They can see we're not there. And then second, people just, like to his point, some people walk around naked. You can just literally look in somebody's house and see what they're doing.

Now, is it only a ring? Because I have blink. She said a ring. Blink.

Yeah, she said a ring in particular.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Has anybody noticed that an...

person's logged in man that's scary that's really scary like someone someone is literally watching

you all the time let's talk about people stealing your id people selling your identity getting access to your credit cards and purchasing things but like having somebody be able to peep on you

peeping tom yeah it's a little crazy listening in do you ever do you ever go on when josiah's home by himself do you ever go in on the ring app and listen to him like uh talking on the phone or

playing video games or anything like that i've done it to a female before somebody that like slept over and i had to obviously like come to work yeah and then you see the motion sensor go off and you can like see and you can hear and listen and i've done that before it startled

uh hold on uh nursing nursing home rob is on with us or bob uh rob rob hi rob how you doing Not bad. How are you doing? Good. What's going on, Rob? The only reason I called is, you know, at 5 or 6.55, you know? Yes. I bet his wife didn't show up. He couldn't do the thing, and he did show up. Wait. Oh, you're bringing back up something from earlier this morning. That's a good one. I've been trying to call on the phone all morning. No one answers the phone. Nobody's answering the phone? They call it for three hours. I call all the time. No one answers. Are you sure you're calling the right? What number are you dialing? Well, I'm calling now. Because I know. What number is it, though? Because I think you're dialing the wrong number. It's the normal number. I know, but nursing home, Rob, I think, though, that you're dialing the wrong number. I've not seen your name pop up on my screen at all. I'm not calling the wrong number. I got it programmed in my phone. Okay. All right. Well, thank you for the call, Rob. Wait, wait. I appreciate it.

What are they serving today? Who knows, Kevin?

All right.

Get that good Jell-O, my baby.

What was the last meal that you ate at the home? I ain't in the home. Oh.

Why your name, Nurse of Home Run? That's just how I differentiate. Oh, okay. You did the shortest thing.

What's going on, Perry? Hi, Mojo. How are you this morning? We're good. What's going on, Perry?

Well, I wanted to call in because I was on the receiving end of one of these ring camera issues with a ex. Oh, do tell.

What happened?

Yes. I had a fire stick that I'd taken over on X's house, and they had an Amazon Alexa. We used my fire stick on, you know, one TV, and they were using some stuff on another TV, and she had a ring camera with an Alexa, and I had no idea. After we broke up, came back to my house, on my fire stick was a month, month and a half, two months later, and I'm sitting there in the evening, And all of a sudden, a ring camera comes up on my TV at my home, and it was her ring camera. Wow. And it turned out, it took me a long time to get it figured out. She actually thought I was stalking her. But it turned out that it was something having to do with her Amazon account. Wow. Because I was looking for camera apps and things on my Fire Stick. And what I ended up sourcing and finally figuring out was the Amazon account was linked and was still on my fire stick and her ring camera. It happened more than once.

Interesting. So that is interesting. You know, people don't ever change that password when they break up out of relationships. And they don't realize that all their passwords, especially if they use the same password for everything, can be used by them. What's up, Holly?

Hi. Yes, I have a friend who was on TikTok and was scrolling through TikTok, and he scrolled past this guy that had a mask on, and he had said something, and he scrolled past him, but then he went back to him, and the guy could actually see through his phone. He said, nice comfort, dude. Wow. Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

What? So he was just scrolling on TikTok. Are you sure that that wasn't like one of those spoof videos where the person was trying to make it look like? No.

No, because he scrolled by him a couple of times, and he thought, that dude's wearing a mask, right? And when he scrolled past him, and then he went back to him, he said, nice comforter, dude, and he was in his bedroom when he was scrolling on TikTok.

Wow. Well, that's wild. That would freak me out if all of a sudden I'm watching TikTok or Instagram reels, although I would think that that would be an interesting TikTok where somebody just puts that on TikTok. are we sure that that okay i don't know page what's up page hi page page don't do a voice like that when we're talking about looking at people

page i'm sorry there you are i'm sorry what's going on hey mojo hi um so i have like it's kind of off from the ring but i used to put that alexa little round dot thing Thank you.

my daughter's room so she can kind of listen to like music before she goes to sleep and at a certain point in time she didn't want me to turn it on and i just couldn't figure out why for the life of me why she didn't want me to turn on this music she's been hearing since she was a baby you know and no problem so my boyfriend said he heard a male's voice oh my god the alexa uh the little amazon alexa dot thing yeah oh i got rid of that thing i got rid of that thing as soon as i i i was like what you heard what i said oh that's jerry so maybe that's why she

didn't want to listen to the alexa wait a second so there was some guy on the alexa talking to

your daughter or listening in on your daughter i don't know if he was talking to her or what happened you know because i would be asleep yeah so i i trying to trying to figure out why she doesn't want me turning it on anymore. Does she ever make out? I maybe assumed she heard that guy. I don't know. I threw it. I got rid of it. I don't even know where it is.

Did she ever make out what he was saying?

No. I don't know if my boyfriend did, but he said he heard a male's voice.

Wow.

I mean, from her room, from that dot, because it would be on.

My wife is under the belief that these things are basically a way for people to get in, you know? Yeah. Like, she wants none of that crap in her house.

Every time I talk on the phone, my grandma she'd be like you hear them other people i'll be like no grandma what you talking about yeah they talking they having their own conversation i'm like grandma are you okay

really that's scary though when you hear that all right it is mojo in the morning uh do we have any people that are like restaurant managers or waiters waitresses servers stuff like that that are listening to the show right now if you are i want to ask you to pay attention to this next topic. So Friday morning during the show, you might have, and if you haven't, go back and listen to the podcast, heard what Shannon sounded like on Friday. Her voice was gone. Like you had like, I don't know what it was, like a laryngitis or something, right? Yeah. Cause I felt fine. Yeah. So Friday morning, she had this. Now I will say this to you. Whenever anybody on the show is sick i become a hypochondriac i start worrying that i'm going to be deathly ill and then i'm going to end up you know getting sick too because i hate being sick and i just start popping every form of anything i go to chelsea and i ask her for all those essential oils whatever the stuff is like i want to know what what i can do to keep myself from being sick and you buy them for

everybody else in the room too oh you're like passing them out like candy i i give this stuff

after covid somebody was telling me um our our friends were telling us the oblox were telling us that um they took this these uh immunotone pills yeah that basically they didn't get covid so i was like all right i'm gonna try it and actually i take them and i feel good and i think a lot of it is psychological so now fast forward a day and we're going out to eat at a restaurant and this is where the restaurant part comes into play we sat down at a table and it was great it was you know all of us was like four of us and we're sitting there at the table and everything was good until the guy at the table next to us was literally juicy coughing I mean I'm telling you like it was he was coughing every five seconds and every time he would cough it was like the cough that you hate on an airplane cough like the guy that just keeps coughing non-stop it was the cough

that you have to go to like your sink and get rid of what's in your mouth right usually you you go

right afterwards and you kind of like big and he's non-stop doing it like i'm not kidding you when i say this to you every time i'd open up the menu and look at something and you're doing it and all i kept thinking about was shannon's sick on the show and you know not feeling good and then this guy coughing like this my body starts aching like i start getting to a point like you know the feeling that you have after you lift weights or you go work out where your body is sore? I started like, Oh my God, I'm sore. I think I'm getting sick. I started getting this way. So finally I look at everybody at the table and I said, I can't take this any longer. And I walk up to the hosts, uh, in the hostess, there was a guy and a girl that were working at the front that were seating you. And I said, is there any way we can switch our tables? Is there something wrong? Yes, there is something wrong this man over here has Ebola virus and I don't want to sit next to him am I Chelsea thought I was completely wrong in doing this but I made us all get up and move because

I did not want to sit next to him at the restaurant I don't think that's bad I don't think that's bad

at all I feel like honestly like I'm a jerk for doing something like that but I have to tell you I was more concerned over what kind of a thing I was gonna get and you just don't want to hear it

the whole time y'all having to eat like that yeah that is nasty i'm having to try to eat my food

Enjoy my conversation. I'm like, get that man the soup. Get him out of here. I was worried about him. So I wanted to ask this question. What's the craziest reason why somebody has ever asked you to move their table or to not be sad at a certain place?

Wes and I almost asked to be moved a couple of weeks ago. I hate date night. You guys know I hate that phrase. But we were out on a date at one of those restaurants where it's very small. And so they see you at a two top and there's somebody right next to you. Like I could reach out and touch this woman. And then there was a lady on the other side of me because I was sitting like on the, you know, the one side. And these two women next to us were so wasted that they kept spilling their drinks all over my purse that was on the ground and my shoes. And finally, by the third time that the one lady spilled something, I don't even know what it was at that point. I'm like, I kind of want to move because I feel like I'm getting like a cocktail shower on my left side. These ladies were so sloshed. By the way. They ended up getting up and leaving.

Can I give you a thing? You should never put your purse on the ground. That is bad. It is bad.

You say that.

They say that. But there was nowhere. That's horrible.

Okay. There was nowhere to put it. The table was so teeny. I couldn't put it behind me because it was one of those chairs that had holes in it. Yeah. And it was, this is so stupid. It was a rounded back, so I couldn't hang it. It was, there was nowhere else to do it except lean it up against it and the edge of the chair.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. The text is 95500. I want to know, like, was I in the wrong? Am I in the wrong for asking to be moved and to have them move? The funny thing, it was a crowded restaurant, and the table they sat us at was, like, off in the corner. The table we had was a great table. The prime real estate. So I was giving up the good table for the sake of my health.

Look, I hate to be that person, but I'm just going to do it, man. Babies crying, like I understand it's a part of life. It's the circle of life. We've all been babies. But if I'm trying to enjoy myself and you got this baby that's crying, I got to move, man. You know what's so funny?

I don't even hear babies crying anymore. Yeah. I don't. It's like it becomes white noise. Yeah.

We went out to eat last night, and the family that was with us had four kids, two, and they were listeners, by the way. They shout out to them. They had two little girls, and then they had twin babies.

Wow.

You did not hear a peep from them the entire... It was... These parents were like... And they said that it was their first time that they had taken the babies out to a restaurant. Yeah. You could not... I'm not kidding when I say this to you. I've never, ever, ever seen kids that were as well-behaved as these people were. Now, that guy with the cough? Get him out of here. That guy with the cough? That son of a bitch? I didn't want him at all next to me.

Like, I'm the guy on the airplane. When I see babies come on, I'm praying they're not next to me.

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Like, literally praying.

Yeah. You know who? Babies don't bother me as much as old people do.

Old people be quiet.

Old people are annoying.

See, I- They are. What are they doing?

Kevin, first off, their pains in the asses, they take all the time from the waiter or waitress. Okay. And they're constantly, like, you're sitting there the whole time going, all right, are you going to go, Remy? Seriously. And I mean, go. I mean, I was like, seriously, time to move.

My grandma, she knows what she's going to order before we go.

Really?

That's the type of person I know.

What's up, Remy? How you doing?

Hi.

Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning. What's going on?

um well no i don't think you're wrong at all mojo i i i would have got up and i would have moved myself yeah um i was in the restaurant a couple weeks ago and somebody kept blowing their nose and to me that's just so inappropriate i just don't feel like you should do that in a restaurant and i just i couldn't even take any more bites i asked for it to go box and i

you know what's funny is i hear i am complaining about this guy coughing the entire time i actually went out with chelsea and was blowing my nose at the table and she thought that was the most disgusting thing ever so it is but i wasn't non-stop i blew it once but this guy was just

coughing amanda what's up hi i don't think your request is weird at all it's very justified i've had people ask weirder things of me being a server i had this older couple ask me to get them a new server because they didn't like the way my ears looked oh no what what why what the

hell would they have to deal with your ears about that's crazy how do your ears look i had look

they're not bad i have like tiny little gauges in my ears oh and they didn't like the way my ears looked and they couldn't fathom eating that's really random

Yeah, that's stupid.

I know. So your request is justified. It's not even bad. Thank you, Amanda.

Thank you. Somebody texted in 419. Have you ever sat next to farters? What would you do if you were in a restaurant and the person was farting nonstop in the restaurant? It would be Kevin and Josiah.

I sat next to a farter at a play one time. Did you? And that was the worst because you really, there's not, you can't go anywhere.

Was it a smelly or?

It was a horribly smelly, not audible, but I knew what they were doing.

Hey, Mark, what's happening?

Hey, good morning, guys. How are you?

We're good. What's going on?

So it's funny that you got this topic up because I'm 250 pounds, kind of a stocky guy. And my wife's beautiful Mexican, got a big old bum. We went to this restaurant and they tried to stick us in this booth that we couldn't even fit in. Like, we had to squeeze, because just like you're talking about how your stomach was trying to get out of your shirt. Yeah. I couldn't even get my stomach in between the table and the seat.

I hate that. By the way, why do is it that whenever I sit in a booth, I'm always on the side that seems like it's got less room? It also could be that my wife is much skinnier than me, but you know what I mean? That sucks, doesn't it, Mark, when you're there the whole time, kind of squeezed in?

Yeah, and then my wife, she's 5'1", so her feet didn't even touch the damn ground.

Swing it. I hate high tops, too. That's me. I feel like my legs go numb at a high top. What's up, Kevin? How you doing?

Good. How you guys doing? Good. What's going on? So I live up north, and I work at a restaurant that, well, actually, I own a restaurant. But what happened was is we had a guy come in who used to call them a squatter because they always took forever. Well, this guy breaks out his fingernail clippers and starts clipping his fingernails. No. And they're shooting all over the place. Shooting. I said to the waiters, I said, kick him out of here. That's crazy. She screamed him so loud, I was laughing so hard. Oh, that's nasty. So, yeah, she kicked him out. I will say this. We do keep carrots on staff for anybody that likes them. What? What? Like donkey. Like for donkeys.

Okay. Okay.

All right, he's like, wow. He brings up the old reference. He's like, wow. You can come anytime, young. You and Kevin are mean. Oh, God. I do like carrots.

Brutal.

Hey, quick question for you, Kevin. Yeah. Do you ever purposely sit people in spots just because they're annoying as hell? Like, what's the worst spot in your restaurant to sit in?

We just let them pick so we don't make them. Yeah, yeah.

Because for some reason, there's one particular restaurant, and I won't say what it is because I love going there and I don't want to screw it up. They always put Chelsea and I in the spot that I think is the worst, right next to the bathroom. And it's literally one of those bathrooms where you can smell the bathroom. Like the door opens up and you can smell the bathroom. But I love the food so much that we continue to go. Yeah, nobody wants to smell what you're cooking. Literally.

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Mojo in the Morning, I got to bring this up because, you know, we do suffer our car dealer friends all the time. I've got Gordon Chevrolet, Kev's got Zod Ford, Shannon, you got Moran Automotive.

Right.

Let me tell you this one. Yesterday I saw something. Do you judge a person based on their car? Okay, and I'm going to ask this question, like dating-wise. Tell me, be honest. I'd like you to participate in this one. Tell me if you think you should judge a person based on the kind of car that they drive. And I'll give you my example on this one. So I was out, and I ran into a person that came up to me, and he handed me his business card. And when he handed me his business card, I also saw that he had a name tag on him. And the name tag in the business card showed that he was a realtor. He was a real estate agent, okay? Very nicely dressed guy, okay? Very, seemed like he's a pretty successful dude. Had a, you know, nice outfit on. He was wearing like a, like what looked like a, I don't know, a semi nice suit. You know, I don't know what kind of, I don't know suits. I don't know if he has suits, but he had a nice suit on. He looked good. All right? No, I don't know what it was. I don't know suits. You know what I mean? Like, I know I'm a quarter zip guy. I don't know suits. He's no polos. So I'm talking to him, and he's like, hey, you and Chelsea ever want to sell your house? And I'm like, oh, I'm perking up, man, because I'm always looking to sell. Like, I want to sell it. Chelsea doesn't want to. I want to sell. I'm like, I'd love to be able to sell and downsize. I would love to move into a condo or something like that or a townhouse so I don't have to deal with all the crap of fixing things and things. I'm at that point right now. So long story short, I'm getting this guy's sales pitch. And then say goodbye to him and leave. We're in the parking lot of this place. He walks over to his car. I go walk over to my car. The guy was driving a hoopty. And I looked at that and I thought to myself. He's not a good realtor. Well, I thought instantly I thought to myself, I go, I can't let this guy sell my house. He's not a car salesman. No, no, no. His home is probably incredible. I can't. I don't care. I can't have. First off, I wouldn't let him park that car in my driveway when he comes over to appraise my house. Because it would probably leak oil all over my driveway. He started out. You had to duck. Kevin no joke this so can I tell you what it was in this guy this guy I hope this guy's not mad at me maybe if he's listening call up and I'll let you plug your real estate agency he was driving a Cadillac Escalade model from 1990 They have changed the body styles five times in the time that he's had this thing. And it had rust all over it. I mean, it was. I'm looking at this thing. I hate to say this. And this sounds so bougie. And honestly, I sound like I am such a not a man of the people. But this guy, I would not want him to sell the tree fort in the backyard.

He ain't sold a house since he bought the kettle in. I don't want this guy selling my house if he's driving around in a car that has 280,000 miles on it, right?

I agree with you, so I don't know what that says about me, but I will say there are people that just don't care about their cars, and I say that because one of my best friend's husband is a very, very successful guy, and he has the same car, I think, from when they got married like 12 years ago and he just doesn't care about but does it look nice he always has a nice new car no what does he do for a living what does he do for a living uh owns a marketing company okay i don't know if i want him i'm telling you but she he always is just like i i'd rather you like that's something you care about you're driving the kids you have the nice new vehicle he just doesn't care i feel that i don't know if you judged him and i do it but if you judged him by his car you'd be like that guy i'm gonna say this to you but he's if that guy's

marketing things he should market himself a car market himself a new deal in a car to shannon point some people just don't care i don't know mallory is it petty of me to think that if you're driving a bad car i'm not gonna hire you to do something for me unless maybe you're the landscaping

you know doing landscaping or something like that absolutely not i think that if you drive a car that has rims and tinted windows you're a drug dealer okay oh my god i i yeah i think jared golf has

rims and tinted windows drug dealer yeah exactly it is funny though how i will judge your car all

day it is funny though when you look at certain cars and if i see certain types of vehicles i instantly do think what their occupation is you know what i mean like if i see if i see somebody in like a bentley or like one of those like bmws or whatever i'm thinking the guy's a doctor or a lawyer if i see somebody in an escalade with big old rims on it i think the guy's in some kind of a like uh he's part of the the weed business or something you know y'all got mine like police

officers yeah like my doctor doctors who work at our hospital and you know which doctor's on staff by which BMW is in the parking lot.

Exactly, right? Yeah. That's true.

100%.

And when I pull into the puff cannabis, I know who the owner is of the place. What's going on? How you doing? Melissa, hi.

Hi, good morning. What's up, Melissa? I just wanted to say that most millionaires drive Honda because they know not to buy depreciating assets. So he's smart. He's put his money in the houses and not cars.

No, Melissa, I'm sorry. I get the idea that, you know, who is it, Warren Buffett, the richest man in the world, they say still drives. Google what car he drives. I think he drives like an old car. All right. But it's not. But it's, no, I think it's, if I'm not mistaken, it might be like an American car or something like that. He drives a 2014 Cadillac XTS. Okay. Or Google.

2014, not 1992, you know? Yeah, I saw that Warren Buffett has, like, an old car. But, you know, he's got it at least from our decade. What's going on, Brianna?

Hi. So I used to judge people based off of their cars because I always drove really nice cars. And my last car was a 2017 Subaru Impreza. and my boyfriend like even the same he drove like a 2020 like jeep when i started dating him so he crashed my 2017 car and to replace it his family got a 2004 escape so now i drive around in a hoopty so i can't judge people based off their cars anymore because we both work in sales so like part of our profession is trying to convince someone to go on to what we are selling all day We work at Lifetime, so it's all, like, the healthy way of life. Like, I'm sure you guys know. Yeah. So we have to get people to join. And that's, like, one of the most expensive gyms to join, like, in Michigan. So I guess you can't judge people based off of their cars anymore, Joe, because, like, there are people out there. I get it. Like, I didn't choose this life. It apparently chose me because, you know, I didn't get the same car replacement.

Listen, I got to tell you something. This is interesting, but years and years ago when I first moved to Michigan, I was driving, and don't be mad at me, I was driving a Toyota 4Runner, okay? I had a Toyota. And when I pulled into the car dealership, clients of the radio station, I used to have to park like a block down the street. Imagine this fat guy having to walk a block to go. It was good for you. So I kind of get the idea of certain cars, but that was what I could afford at the time, and it was a great deal. It was a great lease on the thing.

Yeah.

So I kind of got into cars a little bit more when I moved to Michigan. And I still think, though, that you can still get a decent car out there for a decent price. I just don't know if I want my real estate agent driving a bad one. It's in you. It ain't on you. Like, I don't want him to. How would you like? What would you do if you're what would you do if your real estate agent showed up in a pair of sweatpants? Like, can you get the job done? He's not going to sell that house with sweatpants on.

No, I'm telling you. This is the same conversation. You go for a 10 with zero personality.

It's just, it is kind of interesting though, because real estate agents care so much about their image. Yeah. Look at all the photos that these guys put out wearing their, you know, designer belts and shoes. And so then for him to have to be driving a hoopty is just funny.

The best food I probably have ever had probably came from the most sweatiest looking man you would ever think. Exactly. Oh yeah.

But not a skinny guy. You don't want a skinny guy as your chef. What's up, Georgia? Hi.

Hi. I just, you just basically said it was once you get moved to Detroit, your perception of cars or how we perceive cars here is way more in tune than anywhere else in the country.

Right. We are car people, right? We know cars.

Yes. I've lived in a bunch of different states.

Let me run this by you. Georgia, if you hired a landscaper and your landscaper pulled up in a Mercedes sedan, wouldn't you say to yourself, where's the pickup truck? You know what I mean?

Of course. Of course. I totally judge cars. I think we judge cars more here in Detroit because it's the automotive industry than anywhere else.

Let me ask you this. if you go out to eat with the mayor of Detroit and he pulls up in a...

Don't say what he drives.

He drives an American car. What year? 2020-something. Oh, it is? Probably. No, no. I think he's got a city vehicle. I think he drives a city vehicle.

I thought it was like an old joint.

Yeah.

But you don't expect... Shouldn't he be in a Cadillac, black-on-black, titty windows?

No, he's not Kwame Kilpatrick.

I'm just saying. He's the biggest politician in our city.

What's up, B? Initial B? Your voices, guys.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi, yes. I was calling in. I'm a realtor myself. And early on in my career, you know, I had, like, a tempo. I don't know if you remember that. Oh, I remember those tempos. Tempos. Was that a Ford? I think so, yeah. Yeah, a Ford tempo. So I was so embarrassed in my car, and I used to either park around the corner if I had a show house and try to get there early, or I used to borrow my aunt's vehicles to impress clients. Pardon me. Her aunt's what?

You would borrow the vehicles. Oh. Yeah. I have a friend of mine that is in sales game, and he had his.

His car was broken. This is actually pretty interesting. And his kid had a beater, you know, like had a, had a car that was like a bad one. And that was what his teenage kid drove. And he had to go on a sales call. He rented a car cause he didn't want to go pulling up in that cause he didn't want his clients to look at him in a bad car. Hold on. What's up, Casey?

Hi. What's up? I'm calling because I'm also a real estate agent in Toledo and it goes both ways like people know that people judge realtors for the type of car they drive yeah so people will obviously get a flashy car but it goes both ways like just because somebody is driving a really expensive car and is wearing nice clothes and heels does not mean they're a good realtor so i get it it just means that somebody has money or you know they got money some way but people assume that oh this person wears expensive clothes and has designer purses but casey

here's the deal you know if this guy sells my house i'm only giving him two percent so i just

well that's between you and him but i'm just saying it goes both ways you know you can judge them for being bad but it doesn't mean they're good just because they have an expensive car right

i remember i remember when we were trying to sell our house our last house and we would people would come look at the house i would always sit down the street and spy on them and i would see them pull up and i would watch what kind of vehicles they pulled up in and i would watch how they got out of the vehicle and how they dressed and stuff like that i'm like oh those people aren't buying this house you know what i mean like one of those other things oh absolutely yeah listen it ain't

how it's not if you can get it it's can you keep it i get it you know what i'm saying and that happened with dating a lot too like you you might have recruitment budget but you don't have

operational costs can you wait hey you imagine if you went if you're a girl and you went on a date with a guy and the guy pulls up i was gonna say that's his that's kevin's car i was gonna with his entire clothing in the back seat of that car i got i got extra panties for shannon i i would think thank you i would think his girl just kicked him out of the house and he's living in his car we got tired of being single and broke so we turned things around now we're broke and single this is mojo in the morning all right it is mojo in the morning phone number 844 mojo live The text is 95500 to get in touch with us. So we were having the discussion before the show about this next topic. And Shannon was telling a story about a particular couple, guy, specifically. And I'm going to have you tell the story on the air. And then I want to see what listeners' feelings are about this.

A girl that I know introduced me to her husband recently for the first time. I've known her not well. We see each other very infrequently. But over the past couple of years, I've, you know, come into contact with her a couple of times. I've known about her husband. She's obviously shared stories and I follow them on social media and stuff, but I've never actually met him until recently. Met him for the first time. And I mean this when I say this, the nicest, most personable guy in the whole entire world. Just really enjoyed my conversation with him. But the whole time I'm talking to him, I'm going, I think he's gay. Like, I was so confused. And yes, that is being judgy. Yeah. And I know I shouldn't be, but I couldn't help but think, I feel like he doesn't like her. I don't know.

I think he might be gay. Wait, what was it that made you think that?

The stuff that he was talking about, the way that he was talking, mannerisms, just a lot of things. Really? And I was trying not to think about it the whole time that I was talking to him, but.

Were you talking to me? I was. Hello. You know what's funny is I was saying to you this morning before the show, I was telling you that I know a few couples where we know and we're acquaintances and friends and stuff. that Chelsea and I will go it just feels like interesting like you know what I mean

like one my eyebrow was right

and then here's where the gaydar comes into play because I have the worst I can't figure it out

I will say that too I have the worst gaydar

our gay son will then say you know he's gay and I'm like how do you know he's gay and he's like he can just sense it right away and so in one particular couple he kind of said that but they're still married to each other You know what I mean? Man, some people, they get married, and they ain't always in love.

Yeah. So it's a possibility.

It's funny because how old are these guys? I would say late 40s. Okay. Yeah, late 40s, I would say.

I see that you, I think that you.

you see that in like people who are like maybe in their forties or four or so or fifties like that generation only because there wasn't gay marriage like when they were younger yeah and and i think that there's a lot of people like there's a lot of people i think that want to have kids and their families want them to have kids and then i think that what ends up happening is that they kind of hide a little bit of their you know uh being gay in the closet you know what i mean yeah and then eventually i think it comes out i really do yeah i hope it comes out you hope so

they just get tired of hiding or their family has expressed you know dismay which that is so

incredibly sad to me uh but this was just it caught me off guard because i had heard about him i've seen pictures of him and then when i started talking i thought oh i feel like i know

a lady with a gay husband but what do you say they're not my friends or nothing i just see them out sometimes, I'll be like, your husband gay. I don't know how you don't know it. You don't say that to her, though. No, I say it in my head. Or I say it to the people I'm with, like, look at her gay husband. Sorry.

I'm laughing.

I really just want people to live their life.

And I agree with you. Be happy, bro. But I know that in some situations, that's more difficult than just being able to live their

life. Do the wives of guys that eventually came out do they like say oh yeah i knew all along i just didn't want to say anything to anybody and i was

just kind of happy and comfortable um do you think they knew they know all the time or some of them in denial some of them just completely unaware i don't know i don't know how you could i think you have to know you feel like it's harder for a man to i guess pretend not to be

gay than a woman in a relationship uh you know what honestly i think it's i think that it's got to be tough for both but i also but i i think that women who are gay cover it up sometimes way better than guys they just happen to be like the more masculine maybe in the relationship or the more domineering in the relationship sometimes um because we always talk about the guys being

gay in the marriage i would love to hear from like a lady who like who's like truly lesbian at

the core i actually know somebody who was married and had kids and then she is now divorced and with a female was she always very very happy i don't know i don't know her well enough to know the answer to that but you ever catch her looking at your booty no did you ever did you ever i haven't

did you ever think that no i really didn't surprised you yeah it was a surprise i'm always surprised more by the women that's what i'm saying like i'm it becomes a shocker to me uh esvaldo is on the phone with us right now. Did I say that right, or do I sound like I'm an idiot for saying it

like that? No, you said it, all right. What's going on?

You said it, all right. Wait a second. Is this Esvaldo, or is this Michael Jackson? What's going on?

I'm doing all right. How about you guys? Good. What's up, man?

What do you want to say?

Well, first of all, first line, first time, long time. I don't even know what to say. Esvaldo. Esvaldo's on the phone. Yeah, I was just on here to say that I agree with Shannon. Like, sometimes there's so many signs that you can't even ignore. Like, you want to ignore him, but, like, man. Like, they just make it so hard to not make that impression about them.

Do you have friends that you're talking about, or what are you talking about?

No, I have people that I know that aren't. And people that I've, in the past, that I've, like, made that impression, and then they end up being it.

Okay. And are they in relationships with, you know, in heterosexual relationships, and they're just kind of going along with it?

Well, there's this one, I won't say names, but particular, that I feel is heterosexual, but hasn't said.

Yeah.

And it's just, like, you can tell, but you can never say it because it's always, like, they're going to say, you know?

Yeah. Are we talking about ourselves, Osvaldo? I don't know. No, no. I'm, like, thinking to myself, he's talking hypothetically, I know somebody, his name is Osvaldo. Right. That's why he didn't care how you say his name. It's made up. Right. I'm thinking to myself, come on. His real name. Come on. By the way, it's, uh, texter 248 says it's called a lavender marriage. Uh, I've heard that before. I've heard that term before. Sarah, what's up?

Hey, hi people. Hi. Um, love your show. Aww. We love you too. Thanks. Um, so we have really close friends who, um.

have children that got married and they were high school sweetheart and they were together for about 11 years in total marriage and pre-marriage and they got married they had a hundred thousand plus wedding and then like three years after no I'm gonna say six it was six years they got divorced because first she came out and was lesbian and then a year later he posted on his Facebook the gay pride frame and now they are both in gay relationships.

See, I like that. I actually think that that's actually nice. I like they ended up having kids together. I think that that's nice that they do it that way.

They did not have kids together. Oh, they didn't. Okay. With their significant others outside after. Oh, they kissed. So we definitely think that they were not, I mean, I think that they were trying to deny it.

And then it couldn't. That's very rare that you would ever see a situation like that where you see a gay man and a gay woman get together and marry, and then eventually they both come out as being gay. I think that's how they do it. No, I think it's usually one of them is shocked by it. No, I've heard both. Really? I've never. Using each other as. That's a lavender marriage. That's a lavender marriage?

Yeah, I just looked at the definition. It's an agreement that they were both concealing.

I like that more than somebody's heart getting broken, and then it turns into bitterness and sadness, and I've been duped or lied to. River, what's up, River?

Hey, first-time caller. Hey, River's on the phone.

What's happening?

This is a thing that I had to weigh in on. So I am a bisexual individual and we exist. And so, like, it's not saying that obviously it doesn't happen where people get into marriages and realize that, oh, I'm not attracted to this gender, like, at all. But also, you could just be picking up on, you know, the gay half of somebody.

The gay half. Everybody's got a half, you're saying.

Well, not everybody, but anybody who says sexuality is a choice, maybe it's a choice for them.

Hey, quick question for you, River, on this.

Yeah.

I've heard this argument before, that it's something where a woman can be bisexual, but a guy cannot be bisexual.

That is scientifically inaccurate. I'm also a psychologist who studies this, so that is absolutely no supporting evidence for that.

So the reason why I've heard that before is because, and I've heard it from my gay guy friends, I have a gay guy friend that always says, once you actually have the act, then you realize that, you know, women are in bisexual relationships. They may, you know, test out or dabble in both. And then the guy, once the guy has it, it's like, no, he's gay. Like, I've heard that from-

Maybe that's just like a societal-

Well, that's that's his belief. But yeah, quick, quick, quick question. Quick question for you, though. Should you say it? Should you tell the person that your relationship right away? Because I think that if you get married to somebody, if you marry somebody and then all of a sudden halfway through the marriage, you go cheat at all, no matter if the person's male or female, you go cheat at all. That's hurtful or you go other things. But if you go out and then have, like, a full undercover type of a life, I think that's got to be even more hurtful.

Well, cheating is cheating, and it doesn't really matter who it's with. Like, nobody should be doing that to anybody. That is not okay. And I'm wondering why people, I mean, some people don't figure out that they're attracted to the same sex right away. Like, because society says it's wrong or whatever, like, they don't figure it out. and so maybe as soon as they figure it out they tell their spouse like hey i'm kind of attracted to these people but i'm still monogamous with you so like i'm not going to cheat or whatever yeah just something to know um but if you're married to somebody i would hope that that was a part of your life if you knew about it you would be willing to share with them like we should be

marrying people we're open with how many times do we ever see a woman who is a is gay and attracted to women and then gets married to another woman but leaves the woman for a man does that ever happen or vice versa two gay or two gay men together i've never heard that and they're they're you know happily together and then all of a sudden they cheat with a woman you know like that's got to be very i want to see that that's equal you want to see that i think we need to see that that's probably i want equal opportunity for everybody i want to see that You know what, Mojo, I think.

you're right that once that kind of thing starts happening we have reached a level of equality that nobody is assumed to be straight great then then people

then people will understand quick question for you do you think is all of us in in this studio college call ourselves straight do you think that that's all true or do you think any of us are actually maybe by and we're just

hiding it and if so who do you think is most bi i think that sexuality is a very personal journey

so i'm not putting come on anybody come on if mojo was an olympian he'd be a pole vaulter i'll tell

you that much come on have fun with it you gotta you gotta lucky wife all right do you know how

Do you know how many women in Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Toledo are praying that you would say that Shannon is in the closet as a bisexual woman?

If Shannon wants to figure that out about herself, she can.

Do you want to help her, Rupert?

Say that courage going both ways. She starts giggling on that one. We identify as Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning show. So Lydia, we understand, has been flirting back and forth through the DMs with a boy.

Yeah, so there's this guy that I've spoken to in the past. Like when we first met, we would hang out sometimes with mutual friends. We kissed a few times, but we've never been on like a formal date. And this was like in my like early 20s. Well, now that I've been recently single, I'm like, well, let me circle the block on him. He's been posting stuff on social media. And so I slid up on one of his stories and we were talking over the weekend. And then he's just stopped replying to me out of nowhere.

Wait, so go back for a second. You're racing fast through this thing. I know you want to, yeah, don't, yeah, slow down just a little bit because I sometimes have to really hear things like three times. So you started talking to this guy back in your early 20s. Now you're in your what, mid 20s, late 20s?

I'm 27 now.

So it's been how many years now since you talked to this guy?

Five years.

Five years. And you decided you were going to circle back or he circled back with you?

I was going to circle back.

And so what was your text or what was your DM to him to circle back?

I was just saying like, hey, how are you? It's been a long time. Like he posted a selfie of him in his new car that he got.

And so I was like, hey, how are you?

He drives a caddy.

A caddy.

And I use that as my way because he doesn't post on social media that much. So I use that as my in.

And what did he respond?

And he responded, he's like, hey, it's been a while, like, miss you. And I was like, okay, perfect. Wait, he said miss you? He did. Yeah, he said he missed me.

So you say then to miss you, what did you say?

I was like, miss you too. And then I was like, miss that kiss that we shared.

Oh, you trying to get some, I don't know.

Okay.

Wow, that's actually pretty forward. I miss that kiss.

Yeah, and then he just went off with it. Like, he was flirting back and forth with me. We were, you know, sharing some things about the first night that we met. and it's been like nothing since.

Can we ask you what happened on the first night or was it something that's too personal to talk about?

No, it's fine. We met at a club. We got to know each other a little bit. His cousin is best friends with my best friend. And so after we were getting to talking and having a couple drinks, we started kissing at the table that we were sitting at. And ever since then, we followed each other on social media. We've DMed back and forth. I've had boyfriends in between the times, so we haven't spoken.

What was the last, like, what was the last, the very last text that was sent? Or DM, whatever.

He sent me a message saying good morning, and I said good morning back to him, and then he never responded to me.

How long has it been since the last?

5 a.m. yesterday.

Oh.

Relax, bro.

Yeah, you got time.

Yeah, maybe he just doesn't want to come on too strong. I feel like. If he came out and said good morning first, that's a promising sign to me. Really?

Yeah.

Let's ask the listeners. I feel like the bare minimum, though.

Let's ask the listeners.

But if he didn't care, he wouldn't have said anything.

What do you guys think? Do you think that Lydia needs to respond back? Or do you think that she should play it cool? I mean, this is interesting. So this is a guy that she shared time with.

Do you feel like he's the one that got away? Is that why you reached out? Or are you just in a stage where he was dealing with somebody, now you're done with that person, and you still got that sexual energy, you like I need to just bounce on to somebody else and then you hit him up? I think that any

time him and I would talk it was mainly about the first time we met because we haven't gotten

anything off of it. So you just want to see if there's anything there. Right but he's so shy

he really is like it took him a long time through that whole night that we were hanging out.

to even make a move. If he's shy, I mean, that could explain a lot, too, of why he's not being super forward or, I don't know, chatty.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. My first thing that I would do is like what Kevin said. What did you say? You got to chill? Is that what you said?

Yeah, just relax.

Yeah, I think it's only been 24 hours. That would be my first thing. But if it gets past-

29 hours.

If it gets past the 29 hours, then what does she do?

Still chill.

How long?

I don't know if it's the same time.

What if we're days or even weeks away and he hasn't done it?

If it's weeks, I give up. That's clear.

That's saying a lot without having to say anything. Lydia, you like this guy, huh? Question, is this guy got hair?

He has a lot of hair.

Every time I ever talk to her about guys that she's with. Does this guy got hair? Because some of these guys don't have any hair. Some of these guys have hair. You got to take a trip. What's up, Brian? How you doing?

Turkey.

Not much.

Hey, Kevin, buddy, I got to tell you something. I'm listening. I heard that little comment you were going to say about Lydia. I was like, man, you need to calm down there, my friend. I'm asking a question. She said something happened the first night. I wanted to know if it's what I thought. We just got to do a second date update for Lydia.

I know.

We're doing it right now.

Wouldn't it be great if we could get him to come on with us? That would be even better than just us asking. What do you think she should do? Should she send him another message or wait?

I'd say I'd wait a little bit longer. Maybe until tomorrow and then shoot something. Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

She don't want to look thirsty. You don't want to seem like you want to be a pick me, you know?

No, I don't want to sound thirsty at all. See?

Hey, Mark, what's happening?

But I am. Hey, good morning.

Listen, Lydia needs to reach out to, wasn't it her cousin, or who's best friends with his friend?

Yeah, so my best friend and his best friend are cousins.

Yeah, so reach out and see if anything's been said.

I doubt it. He's not going to talk about that. There's no way.

Well, you can also find out what's going on in his life, too, based on reaching out to them. Is that also what you're thinking? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I think that this is good to see that Lydia's out there having fun. What's up, Amanda? What do you think?

Hey, I think Lydia should go for it.

And send him a message right now?

I think Lydia should be the aggressor in the situation and go for what she wants.

Do you think Lydia should start sending him nudes?

Do not. Yeah, hey, whatever it takes. She's not even like that anyway.

Amanda, you're not a good friend. You're supposed to be a good friend here. You're supposed to be protective of Lydia. What's up, Christina? Hi.

Hi. I think Lydia needs to be patient.

Yeah.

I think that in five years, especially if he's already got, like, a shy demeanor, he's probably contemplating things. You know, it didn't work out the first time. But obviously there's something there or else he would have never responded to begin with.

Yeah. By the way, why did it not work out the first time, Lydia?

Oh, we weren't going to take each other serious after that.

Okay.

We were young.

We were young.

Yeah. Do good things come to those who wait? Sometimes.

Absolutely.

We had a sales manager here one time that used to tell the sales department, good things never come to those who wait. You've got to be the aggressor. And I thought that that was actually a great comment.

Sometimes great things come to those who wait. Then other times it's just the leftovers. But I think she should wait just one more day.

Denise, what do you think?

Hey, I was just saying maybe he really didn't read it. Maybe somebody else read it.

Oh, gosh, somebody's actually answering for him? No. No. We're all going, no, that's not the case, because we don't want that to be the case. But no guy's letting anybody. What's up, Tony?

What's up, Mojo?

How you doing, buddy?

Good, Mojo. Tell Lydia if he's a shy guy, she might have to be a little thirsty, man. Bring him out of his shell.

Lydia.

And Lydia wants somebody to tell her to be thirsty anyway. She just don't want to say it.

Oh, I am thirsty. Lydia, just answer then. Just respond to him.

I'm not going to send a second text again. I would do it. You should do it. I'm not doing that.

See, Lydia, that's your problem.

It is my problem. Coach her up. Coach her up. Tell her what she needs to do. But let me tell you what. If he was actually interested, he would keep going. Like, he would keep the conversation going. He would ask me to go out.

But you said he's a shy guy. He texted you this morning and said good morning. That was probably hard enough for him to do that anyway.

The difference between Lydia and Bianca is beyond... would already be at his house knocking on the door I've been thinking about that but that might be

his problem you know what I'm saying like I'm a catch and he is too but if you're not gonna make a move it's too bad okay then okay then it's your problem too it's not an ego thing i just want to be like you know you want to be chased lydia always wants the boys to chase they should they should court the woman these guys i don't know i don't do that bianca or you women that's what

you women kill me these days we need a class for these guys though tony she's right these guys are are lame these days tony they lie they are yeah i mean yeah but he's a shy guy you can't you can't

You can't just bring him out of the shell like that fast.

20 and early 30s guys are a bunch of lame guys. They're just sitting home playing video games all day, Tony. That's true. This is true. All right. Well, let's see what happens. Lydia will give us a second date, second date update.

Our lovely Lydia. She's the angel of the show. But every now and then, a chick's got to shake some brazy ass, right?

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We're giving away trips to Florida all fall and winter. From Visit Florida, we're going to qualify five for this. You could be one of those. Call now, 844-MOJO-LIVE, win a $50 check and qualify for a trip to Clearwater, Florida. Pick in the winner Monday. Call 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Good luck. I have to bring this up right now, hoping that my wife is not listening, because I think that she's still sleeping because the alarm has not gone off on the house. She usually takes the dogs out. As soon as I know that she's up is when the dogs are out to go pee. I want to confess to something that I just saw a stat on, and a majority of you do it. This weekend, we went swimming. I think I talked about it a little bit yesterday. And while we were in the pool, I had to pee so bad. And I did something that I haven't done since I was a little kid. And it literally was one of those little kid moments for me where I was looking around at people.

I need to take a pee-pee.

I actually peed in the pool.

Oh, my gosh.

I did. I don't see anything wrong with that. I looked around, and I'm like, okay, Chelsea's not close to me because I don't want her to feel the warmth of the water changing. Then I started leaving out a little dribbles at first because I didn't know if they had that chemical in the pool that makes all of a sudden a ring go around you. Have you ever been in a pool when that's happened to you? That is not true, by the way. Riviera Country Club, Orland Park, Illinois, Shannon.

Parents tell their kids that so they don't pee in the pool, but that is not real.

Next time we talk to Brad Yeager, ask him about the time the ring came around me at the pool at Riviera Country Club and that was the health club that my dad used to take Brad and myself to. So here's the thing. I let it out. I peed and I felt so good afterwards because I didn't have to get out of the pool, dry off and go walk to the bathroom, which by the way

was where it's all soggy and wet and disgusting. I hate my.

feet on the ground and stuff like that or put my you know get my you know my sandal or my slides you know wet then i saw this stat and tell me what your thoughts are on this one 53 percent of americans admit that they have peed in the pool as an adult 53 more than half of you that number is way higher and i want you to know this when they're peeing in the pool your kids are swimming in it, Shannon, and your kids don't shower at night. And are

swallowing it. And are swallowing that water.

Do you want to hear something even worse than that?

If you say you don't pee in the pool, you are a liar, as my grandmother said.

Is that how she said it? Yes.

Everybody pees in the pool.

No, she would be a liar. You're a liar. A liar. 23% of people say, and this is a wild stat from the same pool company that came up with this, 23% of people say that they wouldn't report a poop in a pool at a community center or a hotel pool because they didn't want the pool to close down because they knew that once the poop was reported, there would be a brownout and there would not be.

Okay, wait, I disagree with that one. Like they wouldn't report a poop if it was their kid that pooped in the pool or something.

If their kid pooped in the pool or they saw a poop in the pool or their kid had it in their dipey, they would not report it because they wouldn't want the community pool or the hotel pool to close down knowing that. They always close it down and then they shock the pool with chlorine and then they do another test chemically and it takes like hours for to come back.

Dude, if I see a poop in the pool, I'm telling somebody there's a poop in the pool. Really? That's disgusting.

I'm not getting it out myself.

Yeah, I know.

I don't have shovels around. I got a poo!

I'll tell you this. If I saw a poop floating there, I'd say something. Yes. But if my kid did one in his diaper or her, you know, if your kid did one in their diaper.

I mean, hopefully they're wearing a swim diaper and then a diaper or then a swimsuit. But still. That's still poop in the pool. Yeah, you're supposed to say something.

Oh, wait. 844 Mojo Live, would you? You are.

You're saying even if it's not visible, you still got to say something? Like if the baby, all the layers of clothing you just mentioned, if that baby boo-boos, you got to tell somebody?

Yes. You're supposed to. Technically, it's coming out a little bit. What's wrong with that? I'll never forget Sterling Inn and Sterling Heights. Anybody ever go out there? Is that Fort? Shout out to Susan and Vic. Those were the guys that owned that place and were great people. But shout out to them. I took the kids there one time, and they had a brownout. They had to pull everybody out of the pool. It was the most devastating thing because some kid didn't duty in their diaper. They duded in their pants, and the duty came off the side.

Oh, my God.

And they had to shut the pool down. It was crazy.

You know, like, if you go to a pool, especially if it's an indoor pool, and it reeks of chlorine, that means there's a lot of pee in that pool. For real? Yes. The stronger the smell of chlorine, the more pee-pee there is in that pool. Just beware. What's up, Sarah?

Hi.

Hi. I was a swimmer in high school and college, and our coaches didn't let us get out to go to the bathroom. So we all had to be in the pool all the time. And honestly, it's habit. I still do. Yeah.

Especially if you're wearing a speed suit and those things take 15 minutes to get on and off.

You got to pee, right?

Absolutely.

Oh, my God. Anybody that sees me in a pool, know I'm peeing. But I was a lifeguard. Yeah?

Oh, yeah. I was a lifeguard. Brown on's different. No, that's a hard stop.

Yeah. Did you ever see, like, a baby Ruth floating in the pool? No.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, God. That's the worst. And then you have to try to identify whose baby Ruth it was. What's up, D'Angelo? Hi.

Yo, what's going on? What up, though? How are everybody doing this morning? What up, though?

What's going on, buddy?

Just wanted to let you know, Mojo, this is exactly why I do not do public pools. Because it's a big toilet. That's all it is.

I know it is. A big toilet.

I'm telling you. Listen, there's got to be an ocean or my own personal pool. Like, I can't do it.

I don't know. An ocean is everybody else's bathroom, too. And the animals, too. What's going on, Freddie? Hi, it's Mojo in the Morning.

Good morning. How are you? We're great. What's happening? Good. So my son, a year and a half old, you know, we wait all week to take him to those kiddie pools that are indoor. So him and my wife, we went a couple hours late. My brother was there with his daughters. They were all young and a few of our cousins. We get there late, so they're waiting for us. Five minutes into the pool, my son slips and drinks a little bit of water. I pick him up. He burps. I'm like, good, we're okay. And then all of a sudden, he just projectile vomits all over me. Oh, no.

Oh, my.

And, yeah, and this place has little areas where people can throw parties. So there's two other parties going on, and the kids playing the pool. They shut down the whole place.

Oh, no. Parties, you ruin the party for everybody.

I ruin the 50-plus kids. I ruin the whole day for them. Oh, no.

It's the worst.

Oh, my God. They drain the water. They didn't, like, chop it or anything. and everybody's just staring at me and my son. I'm like, yo, you're half old. What do you want to do? Like, it's not his fault. How would you like, by the way, for that to happen?

That's the worst. Your kid has the pool party, you know, birthday party for their friends, and there's some kid that throws up and ruins the entire thing. Oh, my God. Michelle, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi. We were at actually a funeral, and my entire family was staying at a hotel. Luckily, they were the only ones all in the pool at the time. But my daughter had diarrhea, and it came out her swimming, and it filled the entire pool. It was just this brown ring around everyone. My brother-in-law got out of the pool so fast. I don't even know how he did it. But we literally grabbed everything and took off. It was not something we wanted to tell the hotel.

Not diarrhea. Yes. So did they close the whole place down?

We did not stick around to find out. We almost wrapped our clothes. Did you tell anybody? No. We went to our room mortified. Mortified. And the next morning when we left, we did see them in there cleaning the pool, and the school said, it is closed. And we felt terrible, but it was something we did not want to make a difference.

How old is your daughter now?

My daughter now is 29.

I bet you still tell that story. Diarrhea Diane. No, what's her name? Shelby. Shelby. Shelby.

This is kind of wild.

I don't know. Isn't there like an age restriction on this one? But teens are using dating apps more than you think. So Northwestern did a study and found one in four teens are using dating apps, but no link to worse mental health over six months, I guess they came up with. Teens who use dating apps like Tinder or Bumble reported similar levels of depression or anxiety as non-users. Many users were LGBTQ plus teens, suggesting that the apps offered a safe place for connection. While the dating app users did show more risky behavior early on, it didn't lead to worse outcomes um researchers say don't panic talk to your kids instead how old are you so if you're a teen what are you 18 19 that's what i'm wondering is that what they're saying that's how it ends what's you know what i would loved well i know but i would like to know how like is there anybody that's underage because you're not well no you're on facebook yeah and in instagram and stuff like that and technically you're not supposed to be on there until a certain age do are there people like are there are there any teens that listen to us and i'm talking even younger than 18 that do dating apps and our and if so because all you have to do is lie about your

birthday yeah that's what that's not like they're do you have to upload your driver's license or

anything when you use a dating app that's what i thought but per google it's exactly what you're saying it's just like it's like when you used to go on a porn site and say are you over 18 you click

yes basically like that you can circumvent it if you're if you're under the age of the legal age which is what 18 years old and you're using it are you going on dates with people then or is that like that's scary because how what what would that do for you if you're somebody that is in your 20s and you go on a date and you and the person says that they're 18 years old and it turns out that you guys meet have sex or whatever now you're a pedophile and now you're considered a

you consider to be a pedophile i'm telling you going on tinder some of these people do look younger than what their age is. Even if you see people on there that say they're 24, 23,

you'd be looking like, ah, dog, you don't even look that up. If that happened to you, would you ask to see their ID?

If they looked?

If you were unsure.

Yeah, probably. I probably just wouldn't. I ain't that desperate. No, I know. It sounds stupid, but I feel like you really have to protect yourself. Yeah, no, facts. I mean, what if you run into a situation where they got fake IDs? That's a thing, too.

Um, texter here, this is a two, four, eight, two, four, eight says, I won't go on the air because my family listens to you. I am under 18 and I am on hinge.

No, you're unhinged.

And you're, I, can you imagine if you're a guy, if, if you're, what would you, so first off, Josiah already acts like he's like 18. Like he already acts like he, I think he will be an older woman. Actually, Josiah looks like he's 12 years old, but when he opens up his mouth and starts talking, he's 66.

I think he will be with an older woman, but no. Why?

Just because girls his age?

I think so. Yeah, I think he'll look at girls like they're stupid.

Man, this is wild. Look at all these texters that are. Call up. 844-MOJO-LIVE. If you are on a dating app or doing some kind of a dating, you know, online, and you are under the age of 18, we want you to call up.

Because there's no dating app for high school kids.

Well, Pert, is there? JGPT said there are very safe, age-appropriate platforms. One is called Yubo, formerly Yellow. Something that's called Spot a Friend. And then something that's called My LOL. Isn't U-Bo also, though, for over 18 or no? I don't know. It just says, let's teens connect, but it's raised safety concerns in the past.

To me, I don't know. I just sit there and I think to myself, this is, you know, it's the Wild West out there when it comes to these dating apps. Nobody is who they say they are. What's up, Megan? Hi.

Hey, how it's going?

What? Try that one more time. Hold on a second. say that again what i said hey how's it going oh there you go oh that's good i got you what's up

not much i was uh 18 when i met my boyfriend right and i looked a lot younger and my boyfriend's mom actually asked for my id to double check because i was old enough yeah she didn't want her boy

her boy doing something and then all of a sudden coming out later that you were underage exactly is it weird to ask somebody for the for their id or to to get like permission or something like that like like verbal permission a buddy of mine was telling me that made me feel really weird

it didn't make me feel weird but now that i'm older and i have kids i totally understand a

buddy of mine was telling me that he feels weird going on dates right now and then when they do like mess around he feels like he wants to get verbal consent because he doesn't want anybody

to come back video consent on your phone i know that's wild isn't there an app that does that i'm

sure there is or something like that i'm not trying to sleep with somebody and then pull out the app well you got to pull out the app first before you do that that's that's we going too far look at look at this texter here uh i'm a mom of a 15 year old that i caught on a dating app

i wonder if it was a girl or a boy daughter or son and see what try to call that person Honestly, I feel like, I don't know how to sound, but I feel like this would be more of a problem for young women than young men.

Why do you say that?

I just feel like. Just older. When I think about it, I just. Men looking for that or. No, I just, like, if I close my eyes and you ask me the question of, you know, what does this child look like or whatever the case is of somebody that would actually be younger than 18 and going on an app to date, I just think girls.

But I would be concerned with having sons. Like, you know, Luke was a good-looking, you know, or was a good-looking guy. He is a good-looking guy. My son Luke is. And he would have older women all the time that would flirt with him and stuff. Like, I would not want him all of a sudden at 17 years old or 16.

Attempting to meet strangers on his app.

Well, now they meet on video games and stuff, too.

You know, those pop-ups aren't true? Damn Danielle in 58 in Bloomfield. Party to party tonight.

Do you ever see those ones? And you look and you go, hey, I think I know her from somewhere. She was walking her dog by the park by my house. What's up, Devin? How you doing? Good. You? Doing all right. What happened to you, Devin?

So I was 17 and went on a dating app and told everyone I was 21, and I lost my virginity to a 23-year-old. Wow.

And she thought you were in your mid-20s.

Yeah.

Man, that's not good. I mean, I guess at 17, she couldn't have legally gotten in trouble, right? Because their age of consent is 17, maybe? I don't know. What app was this? Tinder. Man. You can do that. Where did you guys end up going on dates when you were that age? Because I would think that that would be weird to go to a bar.

and order a Coke?

Went to Olive Garden. Did you?

When you guys would sit there, did she ever think that, you know, why is this guy not ordering a glass of wine or anything?

She asked me, and I told her I was waiting to get back to the house because I didn't want to drive while intoxicated.

And where did y'all go? Like, where did y'all actually have sex at?

Her apartment.

So you said, I'm going to wait to go home to drink.

But you took her back to her apartment You couldn't bring her to your house Because you had race car posters on your wall Goldfish to feed Like what do you Like could you imagine Hey mom I want you to meet my new friend Don't mind her You know She looks like she's 30

I mean it worked

It worked Could you imagine if you're that girl And you find out that you just had sex with a 17 year old Chuck what's up What's up, man? Nothing much. What's going on?

Man, I want to make a comment about dating now. Yeah. At one point in time, I met a chick on Facebook dating. She had her age posted as 23. She was 18. Met up with the chick, had consensual sex with her, and then later on, I got arrested for forcing her to ask Angie's face, which was false.

Wait, so you got arrested. Hold on. But she was 18 years old. Why did you get arrested?

I mean, her friend called and said that she was kidnapped and forced in my car.

Oh, there's more to this story.

But was there proof on the Facebook dating? Like, there had to be some sort of, like, messages back and forth, right? Proving that it was consensual for her to meet up with you?

Yeah, I had proved. That's why I didn't get charged for... Oh, okay. Wow. But I still got screwed over and went to jail for 90 days for something I did not do at all.

When did you find out that she was 18 and had lied about her age?

After I got out of jail and looked this person up and found out they was 18 instead of 23. They was actually from Detroit, Michigan as well. But met this girl. We've been talking for a couple of days. Met up with her. We agreed to have sex. Sex was consensual. And then she wanted to try any sex. Come to find out, I got arrested because they said I forced her to have any sex,

which was uh false wow that man i gotta tell you that that that's one of those things where you only you it's a he said she said and you now have to instead of innocent until proven guilty you're guilty until proven innocent on that keith what's up it's mojo in the morning how are you

oh just fine just fine yeah so i was 17 and it was my mom's one of my mom's best friends I don't know how it happened, but it happened, and it made things very uncomfortable. I never told her. Wait, wait, hold on.

Are we on a dating app?

We're talking about dating apps and being underage on a dating app. You're just talking about the fact that you were 17 years old having sex with your mom's friend?

Same thing.

No, it's not the same. It's not the same thing. No, we're talking about people who lie about their age and they go on a dating app younger. You're talking about the fact that you had, you know, Mrs. Robinson hanging down the street from you.

Yeah, it was terrible. It was terrible.

By the way, you're only calling Keith because you want to brag about the fact that you bagged your mom's friend.

That's right. You know it.

Do you ever see her now? Like as a grown man?

It's time for her to look me in the eye because I beat it up. People are crazy. Y'all just did it the one time?

No, no. It was an ongoing thing? I sweated that thing out. Yeah. People are crazy right now.

How old was she? You're 17 years old. How old was she?

She was in her 30s. Oh, my God.

Shannon.

She called me to energize him.

She called me, Shannon.

What? I don't ask anything, please.

No, think of you and all your girlfriends, and this is a 17-year-old guy. Do you see 17-year-old guys and find them attractive?

No.

No.

I'm saying, think about Smith growing up and hitting one of your friends. I would be. How would you say that? Which friend? I would be. Which friend? If he had the big one. He's got him. He's got him. No, he's not.

He's a good boy, and he's not going to do that. If they're hot, they open that door, he's in there.

Let me tell you, Keith, we're keeping him locked up until he's 25, and then he's coming out after that. Yeah, yeah. We're not allowing it. All right, take care of yourself, Keith. Yeah. Oh, God. Can I end the show now, please, after that one?

I feel like he just called the radio stations and told it.

Bria, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi, it's Brianna. I used to go on group dates when Tinder had them in Ann Arbor and find frat parties to go to.

And how old were you?

We were like 16 or 17.

Oh, my God. Wait, and these college frat boys had no idea that you were underage?

They did not care. I'm calling my son.

I am calling my son right now And I'm telling him that he is not allowed to go back to school That is nuts

They got rid of group dating So it was no longer fun Once you had to like Find your own guy It wasn't fun anymore

Did you guys fool around Did you fool around with any guys when you were 16

No we were looking for Alcohol And have our own party

You were a good girl Alright well be careful and watch out for a guy named Keith. That's all. Mojo in the morning.

I always wake up to Mojo in the morning.

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Let me start off by saying, I love my husband and I trust my husband.

Why'd you get in a fight over something?

That being said, there are still certain situations that maybe women have been in where you're like, I love my husband and I trust my husband. But wait a second, what the heck is going on? And that is the case for this. So Wes has this black duffel bag that he carries everywhere with him to and from track practices. He's a track coach to and from work. the gym I don't even know what he's got in there some extra clothes I think gym clothes his little hygiene bag with you know his toothbrush and floss picks and I don't even know what else and every day when he gets home from work he puts this black duffel bag on the bench in our kitchen where it remains until the next morning and he refreshes everything in there I guess and takes it to wherever he needs to go so yesterday morning while I was upstairs getting ready for work this before the show my dog Bo gets into this duffel bag and ate a whole bunch of Wes's little mini shampoos and his mouthwash and q-tips and a whole bunch of stuff in there so I'm trying to clean up everything on the floor I grabbed the duffel bag and put it on the kitchen counter so that Bo doesn't have access to it anymore and I got a little case of the Snoopy's as I call it I'm like what is actually in this duffel bag and there wasn't really much in the bag at this point um but i did find a women's tortoise shell hair clip that definitely was not mine what's this tortoise shell tortoise shells like brown and with like black spots on it oh this is the pattern okay

I like the details. I like how, it is funny, isn't it? I say this because it's not mine. Shannon gives the description. No, I'm very descriptive. But it's never like it's, yeah, it's kind of a brownish one, but it's no. Trust me, no.

It was in my head all day.

I think she looked it up, too. What's the brand make?

I don't know. Because it wasn't mine. It was only sold at the Meyers.

Did you do serial numbers, too?

This bugged me all day yesterday. Now, why I didn't just go upstairs and say, whose hair clip is this in your bag? I got the answer. And I know it wasn't Lucy's. It's his daughter's. Okay. It is ugly and doesn't look like something that she would have. It just doesn't look like her style. Okay. So right off the bat, I ruled out me. I ruled out Lucy. I ruled out Samantha. It looks like a horse. That's what it looks like. It looked like a slutty hair clip.

Only a whore would have a tortoise shell.

So I let this fester all day. This snowballed in my head of whose hair clip this could be, how it ended up in his famous black duffel bag oh my god i was i was quote unquote off all day yesterday and finally last night he was like what is with you we're hanging out outside on the patio what is with you is everything okay and i was like whose hair clip is in your duffel bag and he was like shannon first off why didn't you just ask me and he's like second

I actually don't know whose it is.

Oh. I cleaned out. You got to say something else, bro.

He goes, I cleaned out the back of my truck.

Any random thing that was in there, I threw in the bag.

And he's like, it's either Sam's or it's one of her friends that I cart around all the time. And I was like, hmm, okay. And I didn't say anything. And he goes, do you want me to FaceTime her so we can figure out whose it is? And at that point, I felt a little bit like a crazy person. You caved in? Which I am a crazy person. And I was like, no, you don't need to do that.

But you don't have the answer.

I am dumb and insecure.

Do you believe that it belongs to somebody else?

Still last night we got in bed and he's like, do you want me to FaceTime Samantha?

But you just said it's not Samantha's, right?

Well, he didn't know. I thought it. I go, this doesn't look like something Sam would have. And he's like, well, it's either hers or Elena's or Jess's, one of her friends.

That is a weak excuse. Like I would have probably.

He just sent me a picture of it. That's kind of good.

He's listening.

He just sent me a picture of it.

That's a weak excuse, bro. This is it. Look at that slutty hair clip.

That does look, let me see. No, I was going to say that.

It's slutty.

That does look kind of interesting. That's his bag, too, huh? I think Bianca got a haircut like this. So that bag. Literally just said that. Bianca, were you hanging out with Shannon's husband? Shannon, sorry to break it to you, girl.

I love that he sends me a picture of it just now in his wedding rings right there. He knows his angles

You know we do War of the Roses every single day And if you don't think that This is one of those Typical type of a War of the Roses thing I found, what was the one that was just found in the car That we just had one not that long ago

No that lady found drawers or panties Oh panties In the garbage can The hair clip is insane though Off the, I don't know how it got there

No not, I don't know how it got there He knew how it got there He said, I don't know whose it is. He cleaned out the back of his truck.

Did you look for hair fibers or whatever?

You know I'm crazy enough. I probably should have. I did not.

That's what they do on Law & Order SVU. They look for hair fibers. DNA test. They see what the color or what it smells like. What's up, Erica? How are you doing?

Hey, good morning, everyone. How are you? We're good.

What's going on?

Shannon, girl, I got you. You're either a tortoiseshell girl or not, you know? Like, you're going to know if it's your claw clip, 100%. 100%.

And actually, I have my own tortoiseshell hair clip. It does not look like that one, though.

Yeah. Rumor has it girls that use tortoiseshell hair clips. Mine looks classy.

This one's, no, because I said I have one.

I know, but the one, that color one.

Tortiseshell is a color.

That they give multiple amounts of oral. What's going on? Suzanne, what's going on?

Hey, Shan, I think you're very traumatized at all. Of the roses that you had on the radio? I might be.

Yeah, let's call.

I think that's what it is.

Let's call Wes up and have Nicole see where he sends a dozen free roses.

What's so funny, too, is whenever we do War of the Roses and there's some sort of thing that is bothering a girl about her husband or boyfriend's behavior, I'm like, well, did you ask him? Did you ask him? Did you confront him? And even last night, I'm like, I let this bother me for 14 hours before I finally asked him.

Lexi, what are your thoughts?

Well, I just feel like a lot of these people that are so beautiful are just so insecure when, you know, they have an awesome man that they can trust, and it's hard.

Yeah, but how does that explain a tortoiseshell clip? It's not like Shannon's making up the clip. She saw it in his bag.

Well, it's just at the end of the day, it's, you know, when you're, you know, Shannon, you are absolutely gorgeous. You're an awesome human being. And it's just when you are in these relationships, you're just afraid that, you know, you have a great looking husband as well. And it's, you know, you both are very attractive people. And it's always the insecurity of like the what if, you know, who else is trying to go after these beautiful people?

That's why you marry ugly people, you're saying. Is that what you're saying?

No.

Don't laugh. We should have shown a husband right now. What's going on, Samantha? Hi. I don't think that's Shannon's thing anyway. How are you?

Good. I don't think she's being insecure at all. If you don't suspect that stuff, are you even a good wife?

That's true. Like, if you see it, you're just expecting. That's not like she's trying to justify crazy. No, but it's not like she just saw it just sitting there on a floor. Agreed. She saw it in his bag, his personal bag. I think her concerns are justified. Thanks to my dog.

Yeah, her concerns are justified.

Do you know what I would do, by the way, if I was really wanting to, like, mess with people? I'd go buy a bunch of tortoise shell hair clips at CVS and I would put them in every guy's bag in the locker room at the gym. what i mean like tell me that this is something off a freedom mcfadden book oh i just read a freedom mcfadden that's so funny you said that this is a really popular offer author right now

is it house made the freedom the do you know exactly what ends up happening how do they write

it in that book is the guy cheating with the uh i can tell you that yeah is that what happens

there's there's always a big twist uh what's up holly how you doing good how are you good what's

going on my husband was a football coach and had jock straps and mouth guards all over the back of the car so jock straps and mouth guards was he having sex with his lineman yeah you never knew where they came from so i wouldn't be too worried can't leave him on the field well but why but that

doesn't explain a tortoise shell okay all right what's up dave how you doing hey how's it going

I never called in, but I felt compelled.

What's going on, buddy? Welcome to the party.

Thanks. So two days ago, my wife and I are making the bed, and our new puppy is rummaging around under the bed, comes out with women's panties, and I think nothing of it, and my wife goes, who's of these? And I'm like, well, I have no idea. and she's just kind of dangling in front of me saying these are not mine this is not my brand so i'm on the spot i'm like what am i get what do i say i mean every any guy's gonna say no anyway but i'm like how do you how do i make you believe me well we couldn't figure it out i'm trying to figure out how to explain it finally we figured it out well we have these folks from out of town that stay with us every once in a while uh my wife sends a picture of it to her and luckily she fessed up and says, oh, yeah, those are mine. I'm so embarrassed. Oh, my God. And I'm like, oh, thank God. And I said, thank you for fessing up. You know, it was like I'm sitting there on the spot. I'm like, I don't know what to say.

What was your next move after that? If you didn't have it that, what was your next move, the couch?

Well, probably because, you know, she finds them under the bed and they're not hers. That's the worst room to find them in. Exactly, that's horrible

Why was that lady in your room? That's crazy Were you messing around with her?

No, sometimes she's in there, you know Getting makeup on Like last time we went out to a concert That sort of thing But really, I think what happened is One of the dogs probably actually stole them And dragged them under there at some point And now the dog just dragged it back out in front of everybody

Why was she taking off her underwear in your room?

No, he said that it was somewhere else And the dog brought it over You know what I'm learning from both of these things? Both of you guys got to get rid of those damn dogs that you guys have.

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Mojo in the Morning Show. So, wait a second. So you go to Cedar Point and you go there drunk or go there drinking to get drunk? That is. Can you buy? You can buy alcohol at Cedar Point, can't you?

They have a wine tour. This is what I'm being told. At Cedar Point? At Cedar Point. I have a friend and she goes with her family every year. She's like a new friend of mine. So I've never heard about their annual Cedar Point trip until yesterday when we were talking. She's like, hey, kid, like, you want to go this time? I'm like, what do you mean this time? She's like, every year we go to Cedar Point, me and my family. We pregame. So they drink a little alcohol, you know, not driving, but they drink a little alcohol once they park. And then she said they have a wine tour inside of Cedar Point. And they drink, and then they go on roller coasters. And that does not sound like a good time to me. That literally sounds like the recipe to throw up on everybody sitting behind you.

I think this is interesting because I've been to Cedar Point a bajillion times with this show, with my kids, field tripping, stuff like that. I don't think I have ever gotten an alcoholic beverage at Cedar Point, which is interesting because it would make it so much more fun.

So ride rides?

Look at that. I'm looking at the Cedar Point thing right here, and they even have, look at the beverages they have at Bar 1870. Also at the Trail Tavern. And then the Red, is it Red Garter Saloon? These are all places that you can buy alcohol.

Is that new that you can get alcohol? I haven't been to Cedar Point in a few years.

I haven't been for a while, and I think the last time I went was, like, Halloween weekend. Yeah. And I don't know if they, like, cancel it at a certain time or not.

You know what's funny is I've gone to Universal down in Florida for their Halloween thing.

And it is all a drunk fest. So their Halloween thing that they do, which is not Halloweekends, like you just said at Cedar Point, what do they call it? They call it something else. And they have, everybody gets, like every few seconds, right before you go to any of the scary haunted houses, they have some kind of new drink that they're selling. I think that's a cool thing because you're going to be there for hours and then you can be drunk for a little bit And then you can kind of work off your drunk before you get back on the highway and go home.

I don't like it. Like, I like how I've never been to Epcot, but I hear you can drink around the world.

So you can, you can drink at several of the Disney parks that I like, but I don't like

the idea of then having to go get on a ride that literally makes me feel like I'm about to throw up. Really? Yeah. You don't think so? I couldn't even imagine getting high and going on a ride. I just feel like that's not the way to experience it.

Now you're, now you just crossed the line. Call us up if you ride the rides at Cedar Point or any of the theme parks, drunk or high, and tell me what the experience is like. Because I want to know what it would be like to be on some of these rides.

Are you a roller coaster guy?

I love roller coasters. The problem with Cedar Point is they're not meant for guys my size. So Cedar Point, I have to go to Universal Studios because they have the fat guy row. It's like row six, and they're meant for bigger dudes or women.

I say this about drinking at Cedar Point specifically, because I feel like they have more of the rollercoaster-y type of rides versus Disney. I love rollercoasters, too. As a kid, as a teenager, a college kid, whatever, I rode them all and was fine. I went a couple of years ago and rode, like, I don't know, the Raptor or something. I felt so sick for the rest of the day. Really? It's a different ballgame.

I'm good.

Yeah, and if you add alcohol to the mix, I don't think I could do it.

I've lived that life.

Zach, do you ride? Yes. For my 21st birthday, my friends decided to take me to Cedar Point. Uh-huh. And we got messed up on Yingling, which they only sell in Ohio.

By the way, Yingling's coming here to Michigan. I heard, and I'm super excited. By the way, you guys are all going to realize it tastes like piss.

Piss. It's so bad. It's the worst beer ever.

It's only good because you can't get it.

Yes. Well, we had maybe 20 of them before opening, like, the gates open. And, yeah, we bought like a 24-pack or whatever, and there was only four left. Anyway, rode the one that was the – what's the wooden roller coaster at Cedar Point?

Oh, God.

Well, it's the worst one at Cedar Point. Yeah, it's very bumpy. So we started there. The Gemini. The Gemini. Yeah, so we started there. I'm pretty sure I got my first concussion. It was bad. I was throwing up everywhere.

See, that's not a good idea. I don't recommend it. Hey, Aaron, what's happening? It's Mojo in the Morning.

hey so i've actually wanted to drink at cedar point i mean me and my i mean my family i should say go to cedar point as much as joe and alissa go to disney really yeah joe you listen joe and

joe and uh my son and his fiancee alissa go to disney all the freaking time do you guys drink

there no that's that's what i was gonna say i want to so bad my girlfriend's not of age yet So I'm the only one that can, but I haven't tried it yet, but I might this weekend if we're going tomorrow.

You know what? That's perfect. How old are you?

I'm 21.

And how old is she?

She's 21. She's 20.

All right.

So she's got a year.

She's driving you home.

There you go. It's perfect. You got an DD.

Take advantage of that, man. That's the best.

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I love it. I've done her a few times already.

All right. Give me your top three rides at Cedar Point.

Top three? Well, top three or two is number one. Maverick is number two and I'm sure Siren's Curse is going to go in there I just haven't got on it yet so new but then I probably got to say I don't know about the third one maybe Gatekeeper

we used to have it where and I don't know who the account exec is now for Cedar Point but we used to have it where they would let us broadcast from there we haven't done that in forever

Katie in Toledo

is our weekend katie you sent us that nice box of stuff we got a promotion waiting for you what's

up how you doing sam sam unmute your phone sam i'm so sorry i was muted yeah hi oh my gosh how

you guys doing today we're good what's going on kev's uh not liking the idea of going and drinking

at cedar point see i personally don't drink because it doesn't suit with me but i bring my pen with me when I go up there and it makes you feel like you're quite literally flying and you come off all lightheaded feeling you're walking on clouds it's quite fun

really I don't know did you know

To me, I think I'd rather drink than get high and go on those things. I would start hallucinating. Can you imagine doing mushrooms?

Well, how long are those lines? I'm sure that line feels like it's super long when you're stoned, right?

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, it helps the time go by faster, I will say, but, yeah.

We coming fast, fast. Yeah, you're coming fast, fast. Bro, that used to piss me off. You ate three hours for a 13-second ride.

That's true.

Bro, that's the worst thing in the world. Sarah, what's happening?

yeah um 10 out of 10 don't recommend doing mushrooms before going to a theme park have you done it yeah me and um it was my boyfriend at the time and he's my husband now but he was like this is going to be great like you know you're a huge fan of harry potter like just imagine how lifelike it will feel to be walking around wizarding world no it was so hot and it was the shrooms like so miserable i just wanted to just lay down and we're like standing in line and it was terrible it it sounded great in theory horrible experience

did you at all think when you were up on the ride and you're looking down at the little people that they were ants or anything down on the bottom don't you know i just kind of kept my

eyes closed the whole time. I just didn't even want to experience what I knew was just not going to be reality. All that money, all that time. And she closed the ride.

Those are the worst type of rides. Those motion like movement screen rides.

Oh, so those rides are to me. I like those. I feel like I'm having an epileptic seizure.

You got stuck twice in a Harry Potter ride on a screen. Really? It just stopped midair. We went upside down.

Is this ever going to work?

What's up, Julie?

hi how are you good what's going on good i so years ago i'm so funny i was got really really high with my sister and her friends and we were waiting in line it was we went on one ride and it was it was a lot i would say like my stomach felt worse than i think it has ever felt before but we're waiting for the millennium forest and it was i think like two hours in and i did i did in fact like throw up like not even near a trash can yeah on well i was gonna say on the ride could you imagine imagine the people waiting three hours that's not a bird yeah and plus you spend so much money when you're high because all the food sounds so good so by the way it's not a good

idea last time as a cedar point the fish flies were so crazy can you imagine if you're stoned and the fish flies are around there?

Oh, my God, no. It would be disgusting.

What's that movie where the bugs are attacking you and stuff like that? There was one movie.

I think you were on Shrooms.

No. There's that one. What's up, Richard? What's happening?

Oh, man, I got a great story for you guys. Yeah. I was first starting dating this girl, and I'm terrified of rides. Like, I start sweating, and we decided we're going to drink a bunch of screwdrivers on the way up there. And we had some, and we drank them there at the place. So I rode all the rides, Raptor and everything. And we had another couple with us, and her boyfriend was this dorky dude. And he kept calling me a wimp. So I said, all right, don't call me a wimp. I'm riding these rides. Finally, we get in line for the millennium, and I'm pacing back and forth, dude. All these little girls get off it. I'm hammered. and they come up, and it starts raining, and they go, sorry, guys, we have closed the ride for the day. Dude, I did not want to get on that ride.

Saved by the weather. 844-MOJO-LIVE, text 95500. Liz? Hey, Liz.

Hi, it's actually Liz.

Say that again.

Liz.

Liss. What's up, Liss?

Yeah. Hi. So, first time long time. Hey, Liss. My mom actually calls in all the time, and she's like, you know, you've got to listen to them some more. And I was like, finally, a topic I can talk about.

Getting stoned or drunk on rides at Cedar Point. This is me.

Right, but that's why I'm using my nickname, because she'd be mad at me if she was a kid. I'm not a spanker, but while standing in line, taking an edible is the way to do it.

Really?

By the time you get there, it kicks in, and you feel like you're in a whole different dimension. And then when you get off, you've got the money.

What percentage are you using?

Honestly, I shared a long nerd gummy rope with a cousin of mine.

You sound like Hunter Biden.

you know how they tell you to clear your pockets out like you gotta take your pockets out and stuff like that i mean like you throw it in a locker it's like i go over to lissa's locker and she's got like basically all her edibles and her robes there um they don't clear your bra out liss thanks yeah they don't tell you to clear your bra we love you for listening thanks so much tell your mom thank you for turning uh us on to you okay

Of course, of course. Love you guys. We love you, too. We love you, too. We love you, too.

Hold on. Caller earlier said no shrooms before a ride. Tiffany disagrees. Tiffany?

Hi. First time, long time, guys. Hey, Tiffany. I love you, too. I love you, too.

We love you, too.

So I was talking about I heard the girl say 10 out of 10 don't recommend shrooms, and I disagree 10 out of 10 do it. What was your experience? But it was me and my boyfriend at the time, my brother, his girlfriend, my mom. We had a great time. It's like an outer body experience. It was fun.

Where was it? Was it at Cedar Point?

Yes, sir.

You had your mama on shrooms at Cedar Point?

To be correct, my mom had me on shrooms.

No way.

I'm not saying she gave them to me. I'm just saying she shared.

That's awesome. Mommy like it. That's awesome. Hold on. Joni got banned from Universal for being so drunk. Is that right, Joni? I did, Mojo. Not good, Joni. They banned you from the whole park?

The whole park for a year. This was 21 years ago on a spring break trip with my friends.

Oh, my gosh.

We got so drunk in the park, and my friend thought it would be a good idea to throw a garbage can at us coming up the escalator. No. It was like Donkey Kong. You know how, like, you'll get it.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. By the time I got to the top of the steps, we had a slut team on us. And they were pictures of the Polaroid, and they're like, you guys are out of here.

When they ban you, do they take pictures of you so they can hang them up and have it be that you?

Literally, like the Polaroid picture, they took a picture of us. They said you guys cannot come back for 365 days.

You're on the wall of fame there, Joni. I love it. That's incredible.

I am.

I love it. Thanks for calling. Appreciate you, Joni.

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All right, it is Mojo on the morning show. Shannon, man, there's something going on with Shannon here. I don't know what the story is, but she's been speaking up for herself lately. You had a story like a week or two weeks ago where it was like Shannon got involved in something.

Oh, the kid who was making fun of Wes.

Yes. And I was like, wow, this is different.

I was so upset.

She had another thing this weekend. And this one, your kids were like witnessing it.

So the kids and I rode our bikes to our neighborhood Kroger store on Saturday morning to get a few things that we were going to bring to my family reunion that I had later that day. And on our way out, we saw two guys in the Kroger parking lot getting into a huge fight. And Lucy knew how it started. The guy like opened his door too wide and the other guy like couldn't get around to get into his parking spot. So the one guy literally screeched his car to a halt, got out of his car. And these two are going at each other in the middle of the parking lot, not even in parking spots so we're walking out of the store and walking back over to the area where our bikes are parked and we're all just staring as we walk by lucy smith and i at these

and they are hurling every swear word in the book at each other I thought they were gonna like physically fight each other and I'm fine whatever until one of the guys drops the gay slur f-word mmm and there are like I'm fine with my kids hearing swear words they know them all already that word to me really gets me going there are a few words that I just think are completely absolutely unacceptable to say and they make me numb when I hear them and that's one of them so I yelled hey there are kids right here and I don't even think they heard me to be honest because they were so intent on going at each other Lucy got so upset with me that I got involved in this argument and she gave me the third degree of mom why did you get involved somebody could have had a gun like they could have come over to you or to us and she's she was she's right that I shouldn't have gotten involved I was so pissed that one the guy used the word two he used it in front of two kids yeah and as I as I biked away I'm like I would have told her never ever I've always told them never ever get involved in yeah you know in an argument but I was so mad did you use that as a moment to explain to them how bad that word is yes and it was like a two-fold discussion of that word and then we started talking about other words that just never you should never even allude to and also about the importance of how lucy was right in that situation and mom mom was wrong in getting involved in an argument that i really shouldn't have but sometimes though i will say

yes it's very important to always have the conversation even if you don't say anything they're witnessing it it's amazing to have the conversation of the right way to handle the situation but sometimes they need to see you stand up in certain moments so I kind of question like does that leave more of a lasting impression the fact that you did speak up than if you hadn't said anything and just had the conversation she was really mad at me yeah I don't know if I am

If it was embarrassing or if she was truly scared, but she was mad at me.

I agree with Kev on this one. I think that, I think you especially, you know, it'd be, I think it would be really not great for you, especially with being with the kids, if you got like in their face more than just said, hey, don't use that word. Like if you got right up in their face or something like that, that would be taking it to a next, the next level. But I think it's a good learning moment at that time to be able to say it because how

old were these people that were doing this two guys the one guy was still in his car so i don't know the other guy who got out of his car was probably 40. oh so okay that's amazing because i will tell you this i hear just in the middle of the parking lot slamming doors and going at each

other because i can't believe i hear i hear a lot of uh i thought maybe they might have been a little bit younger than that i hear a lot of like 20 somethings or even you know teens using that word and the hard r a lot like it's still in language really gets me that's another one it to me is like you know and i and i will say this you know i think that there's a lot of words i definitely don't uh don't think you should be using those words but i think that you put those on you know jacob uh our son was really upset because when we were in uh london um uh luke and joe were buying cigarettes and the guy used the that word the f the f word and it got jacob and then the boys actually repeated it and he's like don't repeat it even if it's about a cigarette you know what i mean like he didn't want him to repeat it and it was a good lesson for to learn for the boys but they were obviously you know that's what they call a cigarette there so they really oh yeah they use that as a word for the cigarette at the place the store that we were at he said you know the guy had said it which is interesting that that's still used as a word but I guess I don't know if that's just something different over there yeah but I think that you what you did was actually good I really do I and I think that Lucy is right in being worried but I think it's a good learning experience and it's cool for her to to see that and witness you doing that what's up Shane how you doing good how are you good what's going on I just wanted to call in

And I just wanted to say that Lucy is a smart girl for, I mean, coming at Shannon with a third degree on that one. The world's kind of crazy nowadays, and you never know what somebody's going to do and how they're going to react, especially if they're already heated like that. I mean, I was just on my way home from work on Friday, and I was stopped at a light by a 7-Eleven, and I watched two guys get into it coming out of the store as one pulled a gun out of his waistband, and he walked towards the other guy, and he hopped in his car and, like, speeded out of the parking lot. The world's kind of crazy nowadays. I know. You never know what somebody's going to do.

Now I just think Shannon's an idiot for doing what she did. I haven't been hearing that story. How crazy is that? You might not have.

seen shannon arms lately she brought two guns to that argument chrissy what's going on it's mojo

in the morning hi uh shannon i just wanted to give you a shout out for taking accountability in front of your children because i know that that's super hard but the fact that you even apologize to your daughter and she's so young like that really sets you up to be such a positive influence in your child's life and i think that's really cool that you did that thanks i i i'm like

trust me i did not tell this story to get accolades by any means i'm like what do you do in that situation where you hear like a horrible word and at the same time lose right of like just shut your mouth and ignore it and move on instead of getting involved so i don't know what the right

thing to do was but i did what i did i i think you did a good job i think you did a great job for sure like positive like parent moment there for sure you know those there are those things

those words it's like your head's on a swivel yeah and you can't just you can't ignore it What's going on, Alicia?

Hey, guys. Kind of along the same things, not necessarily just giving accolades, but, Shan, you have to remember, A, you're an amazing mom, and you're doing absolutely everything right. But, B, we forget sometimes that we're humans, too. You know, like our kids see us living life as well, thinking that we have it all together. But we're doing this thing for the first time, too, And it's so hard to try to, you know, navigate life as it is as a parent, but then also for ourselves, you know? Yeah, absolutely.

Listen, Shannon, by the way, is going to now get her CPL because this is going to be her thing.

No, I'm not.

We're going to call Sheriff Bouchard and she's going to get her CPL and she's going to be carrying it on the side with her. Freeze! And I'm going to get out of the car waving in the air. Kids, I got this one. I will F you. Kimberly, what's going on? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Good morning.

Good morning. What's going on?

I had to tell my 8-year-old that we don't say the R word. She said it about an object and was not understanding until I literally had to break it down for her. Yeah. And now she apologized and said she'll never say it again. It's sad that adults can't be that way. I agree with you.

You know what's funny about Shannon doing this? I remember my mom having moments with me, like at the grocery store, like where you guys were, where it was like learning lessons. And I can like vividly remember, and it was never something that was honestly this hardcore, but it was like lessons of, and she would always do it. And for some reason, always was in a grocery store. Like I remember that as a kid. And honestly, as a little, like, I think Lucy will remember that forever. Like, I think that will be one of those moments where she obviously will remember the confrontation that took place. She'll remember her confronting you, and then she'll remember your conversation, and then she'll look back on it one day, I think, as an adult and go, wow, that was a pretty cool thing that my mom did, but also could have been stupid if the guy had a gun, you know? Alyssa, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi.

Hey. See you guys on Thursday. but I will also, yeah, excited. Anyway, so.

Let's explain that, by the way, for anybody that thinks that we're having a Coldplay concert moment. We're giving away the car on Thursday at Gordon Chevrolet. I'm glad you just said that. It's Friday this whole time. It's Thursday, yes. What was your comment? I'm sorry, what'd you say?

Okay, so we go to Cedar Point. We have Cedar Point passes, and obviously kids go there with their friends or whatever. I have an eight-year-old, and my husband and I will be in line with her. They talk in ridiculous slangs and completely inappropriate. And there's many times where I'll turn around and I'll be like, there's a child in front of you. Like, let's watch your mouth. Do you think your parents would be okay with the way that you're talking right now?

Yeah.

So it's not just adults. It's the kids, too, that think they're big shots and talking absolutely ridiculous and Pat's thinking that they're just so cool with the inappropriate words.

Can I tell you, though, I did that one time, and the kid fought back with me. For real? And I was like, I was scared, too. Shut the hell up, old man. I didn't think the guy called me fat or something. But I had that happen to me, and I'm not kidding you when I say this to you. It was one of those situations where I'm like, oh, my God, now I'm fighting a kid. All right, time now to win tickets to go see Tate McCray's sold-out show. It's going to be fun. Text TATE, T-A-T-E, to 95500. That is TATE, T-A-T-E, and a chance to win a pair of tickets Saturday night. It's going to be sold out, and you could be going for Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. Kev, how's Josiah doing? Is he doing good? Joe's amazing. He should be on his way to Canada. Camp, having a great time.

Oh, it's like summer camp stuff?

Yeah, it's one of those camps, though. He dreaded having to go to this camp, partially because he wanted to spend more time with me because we're doing one week on, one week off, and now, you know, with this job, I can't take him, so I'm spending less time with him. But the other half is that he enjoyed spending his nights up on roadblocks, talking to his friends and staying up until 5 a.m., and this camp is like 9 to 5. Oh, so it's a day camp. It's not a sleepover. Yeah, it's a whole day thing.

When you have Josiah for the summertime, do you always feel like you have to make every day a field trip when you're a kid? Because I remember when the kids were off for the summer, Chelsea didn't want them just sitting around doing things. So I would take them to games, or we'd go to movies, or do things like that. Are you doing any stuff like that?

For sure. I mean, we went kayaking, of all things. I saw the pictures.

I saw those pictures.

That was a good time. That's something I've never done, something he's never done.

Did you just take him to a show, too, like a Broadway show or something?

Yeah, we took him to the Fresh Air Theater to see The Wiz. And I thought it was going to be like this moment of like, Joe liked Wicked. I'm like, okay, let's show him kind of what started it all. And, you know, The Wiz is like, it's the cooler version of The Wizard of Oz. You know what I'm saying? It's got some hip-hop in there. It's the old Michael Jackson vibe. Move on down, you feel me? And then when I was in high school, the whole thing. So I take Joe, I'm thinking this is going to be something we can share and experience and he's going to have fun. He slept through the whole damn thing. Oh, no. I'm like, this is the biggest waste of money of my whole life. You get good seats. You ride on the end. We're going to have this amazing time. It's the Wiz. And he literally is doing this before they even start. And you try to wake up your child. You know what I'm saying? Get up. Like, get up. It's about to start. Wake up in two seconds. They pull over. They hit you with a... So this is the biggest waste of money in my entire life.

Was he 12? Yeah. Why would you take a 12-year-old to a Broadway show? Oh, my God.

He's totally the type that would love it. Right. What are you talking about?

No, because the kids don't want to see that stuff.

Dude, I've taken loose since she was four, and she loves it.

And you know what? She loves it for the candy and the snacks that they have. There's that, too. That's all that they want.

It's all part of the experience. We're trying to build a well-rounded individual.

Or something.

We always go to Imagine. We just did the kayak. We had Zap Zone all the time. You got to throw a little theater in there. Agreed. A little live performance. Sing, dance, curtains, costumes. I thought this would be a good time. Boring. He just want to sit on the couch and watch Invincible.

That's because this grown adult to my left falls asleep during every Broadway show.

Seriously, you know what it is? Going to one of those shows is like going to, you ever see them? They have it at airport, Detroit Metro Airport. The sleep area. There's like a place you can go to and just lay down and sleep if you want to. That's what I call going to the Fisher Theater or one of those other theaters.

I love going. I'm taking Shannon next time. Yeah, I'll go with you. I'll take Joe to your house. Josiah can hang with me.

Y'all can go do something. Josiah and I will be like, I don't know, we'll go grab McDonald's. You know what kids like? Honestly, the thing that kids like, they like going to, my kids used to, they used to love just going into GameStop, but I know nobody does games at GameStop anymore. We would spend an hour and a half to two hours after work every day sitting in a GameStop with them walking around that store or bring them to, I'm trying to think, the mall or Dave & Buster's or something like that. When we would go to the mall, we would go right to Spencer's. The kids would go into the Spencer's store.

The Lego store.

Right to the corner where the adult toys were. Or Target. I was just about to say that.

Facts. Anytime I got lost in a Target or any of those type of stores, my mom knew to come to the Electronics section, and I would be over there playing the free games.

What was the biggest waste of money you ever spent on your kids? And the dumbest thing that your kids ever just, like, wasted money with?

Can I tell you mine?

Please.

So when both of the kids turned, it was either four or five for their birthdays, their dad and I took them to Disney World to celebrate because that was, like, the thing. And when it was time, something is in my throat today, you guys. I'm so sorry. It's so annoying.

Do one big one. Click that.

It's annoying me. It has to be annoying you. My apologies.

I got it.

I got it. so it's smith's turn lucy had a great time when we took her it's smith's turn and we go to the magic kingdom they've got toy story land or world i don't know what they call it and disney i mean you know like you save for this it's not cheap and he decided that he was scared of rides and wasn't gonna go on anything and i looked at his dad i'm like i want to cry right now we spent so much money on this ticket to come today and the more that you try to get him on rides yeah i'm scared i'm scared was every all day i'm scared i'm scared i'm like oh my god so he's

just basically here to walk around we used to have uh listeners that would call us up and tell us that they would take their kid to the little corner you know uh you know how they have on weekends the the fairs and they would tell their kids we're going to disney their kids need none

the wiser that's what you do now i'd be cool if my kids said i was scared to go on those rides

because i'm scared too april what's up it's mojo in the morning hi hi good morning guys so kev i just want to let you know it starts to it now starts to begin the puberty hibernation for you and um yeah and that's where you're seeing a little glimpse of it now because you know he's only 12 you said 12 right yeah um yeah he's only seen he's only 12 right now so you're always seeing a little glimpse of it where there's like starting to sleep here and there and then all of a sudden one year they're just going to sleep the entire year away they hibernate five inches and then you're going to have to buy new clothes at the end of it, too. That's true.

They grow like maniacs. I know. They're exhausted. These kids, the longest my kids ever slept was they went to bed, and they went to bed really late. They went to bed, like, maybe at 1 or 2 o'clock in the morning. I think Joe slept until, like, 4 the next afternoon. We thought he was dead.

It's insane. Of my five, three of them are boys, and they just sleep the entire – that's all they do. They either sleep, play baseball or basketball, and eating, and that is it.

Yep. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. Text is 95500. Biggest waste of money, Carrie. Hi.

Oh, this wasn't the biggest waste of money. I think Kev's problem here is that he didn't address the fact that he's been letting the boy stay up all night. That's true. Like, he should have definitely had him get some rest the night before because he would have loved it. He would have loved the show if he'd have been awake for it. Oh, you might be right. I told him what we were doing. I don't think that night was a 5 a.m. night. That might have been a 2.30 night. Well, but making sure he's rested for something that expensive would have been the way to go. I'm just saying. You're right. You're right.

You know, you sound like you honestly sound like everybody's mom there, Carrie. That was so perfect. Thank you for keeping us in track. What's up, Jamie? Hi. Biggest waste of money you spent on your kids?

So what about these Fortnite bucks? Oh, no. The fake imaginary skins for Fortnite. Yes, horrible, horrible, waste of money.

You know, Mike, it's funny you talk about that for a night. My kids had the credit card attached. I had to stop it. And then when they got pissed that they weren't attached to the gaming system, this is not my kids, Luke. Then he started ordering pay-per-view movies on Xfinity. All of a sudden, I'd get these alerts when I'd wake up in the morning that he would order like five movies. And I would say to him, how did you watch five movies? He goes, well, I watched like four minutes of the first one. I go, do you watch previews? Insane. At least look at the previews and see what the hell the thing's about. That sounds like, honestly, something that the kids are like, money grows. My dad used to say, money doesn't grow on trees. I've heard that a few times. What's going on, Stephanie? Hi.

Hi. I took my son to the circus, and he slept through the whole entire thing.

Oh, no. Yeah, no. Pissed. And you're sitting there going, I don't even want to be here. Right. I came here for him.

You know what, though? You know what? It's probably a good thing. If you would have saw what those guys were doing at the circus, it would have been a different world for you. What's up, Kirsten?

Hey, good morning. Me and my friend took our 15-year-old to Cedar Point, and we talked them into going on one ride, which was the Gatekeeper, which was probably a bad idea, and they didn't ride any other ride the entire time. And we spent the fast passes. We spent hundreds of dollars. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, that was a very mom thing. I feel that.

Oh, yeah, us moms had fun. We were riding, we rode every ride.

Oh, my God, that's crazy.

That's so disappointing.

Don't you love when you go to a place like Cedar Point and the first thing the kids want to do is go eat? They want to go get food. It's like we just came here to ride the rides. What's up, Otis? Otis!

Temptation! Good morning.

What's going on?

Not much. My son wasted money at Kalahari.

Oh, at the candy shop or what?

Nope, just sat in a wave pool for two days and was scared of every other act.

Oh, yeah. It's a thing.

Can he say good morning?

Yeah. Good morning. Good morning.

Good morning, buddy. Hey, I'm not, you know what? I'm like you. I don't like that. I don't like going to these wave pools, Minnie Otis.

Well, I'm on time. Hey, Minnie Otis. What's your name?

what's his name Otis oh he hung up the phone he's mini Otis a friendly note to the competition you all can kiss our asses. I feel better. This is Mojo in the Morning.

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for that all right it's uh mojo in the morning show had a kind of a uh a moment uh where i was in my bedroom and to kind of paint a picture for you i was laying on my bed and this is like middle of the day all right me just laying on the bed middle of the day and i had my pants on but my But I had no shirt on at the time, which is an awkward sight in itself, just seeing me shirtless. Because I'm rarely ever shirtless. But there's a reason why I was shirtless. And I'm laying on the bed, and I'm doing this motion where I'm coming from behind. Wait, let me see the motion.

I'm just motioning where it's like a sit-up, okay?

You're doing a sit-up.

Like half of a sit-up.

Yeah. Well, I was trying to go all the way through.

Okay.

And it kind of looked like I was going through my legs. and just at that moment Chelsea walks in the room and when she walks in the room she walked in and did a oh Jesus and then walks right out of the room real quick and I'm like what is she oh Jesus in about yeah she I think walked in on me thinking that I was uh doing something which by the way if I could do that to myself I'd probably be in there all day I probably wouldn't even get out of that room I'd be non-stop just staying there I was doing my shoulder exercises that I have so I I had shoulder surgery and I have to do these exercises where I put my hands behind my head and I have to like, I'll, I have like a stick that I do and I go all the way back and I kind of go and I'm using it. And so I have to basically stretch out because I have to break or do the, get rid of the, um, the scar tissue that's in my, my shoulder. Like I'm at that point now, it's been, my shoulder surgery has been long enough, but it looked like I was, uh, like I was, uh, flogging the dog, so to speak. What? Yes. or buttering the corn or however other things.

It's not illegal. It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.

Yes. And it was one of those awkward moments where you walk in and you see that happening and you don't know what's going on and you're wondering, first off, why am I in the room for as long as a period of time as I was in? And then also, why am I shirtless on the bed in the middle of the bed?

Why are you shirtless for that exercise?

Because I rub, Chelsea got me this stuff from Beauty Culture that is a scar thing.

Shout out Beauty Culture.

That I put on my scar. Because I have a big old scar. I don't know if I...

Let me see it, bro. I need to see this. Because you were talking like you got bit by a shark. I did. Oh, you got an unbutton there, man. Yeah. I don't know if the cameras can handle all of that. Look at that. Can you see that? Oh, yeah, you do. Oh, wow.

That's a scar right there, buddy. By the way, it's a war wound.

I was about to say. You know what? It's a real man.

you're not a real man. I'm a real man right there. I got war room.

Why were they, why aren't you not supposed to be doing an exercise on a soft surface?

Shouldn't you have been on the floor? No, the way, well, you, you can be anywhere you want to be. You're just trying, I'm stretching my shoulder out is not, not so much stretching my, uh, my body out, but I'm trying to go back and forth. And honestly, if I do it on the bed, um, I actually will do it longer than if I'm on the floor, uncomfortable on the, uh, on the carpet. Because when I'm in, when I go to my team rehab physical therapy with Amy, I will do my physical therapy laying on one of those tables that they have there.

You say you go longer on the bed than on the floor? I go longer. Is that what you said? Right.

Longer on the bed. Same. Yeah. If you know what I mean. Yeah, right. Exactly. So I wanted to ask this question. I wanted to know, have you. ever been walked in on or walked in on somebody thinking that they were doing things to themselves but in reality they were doing something else and what was it that you walked in on oh actually

this has happened to me here at the radio station okay girls girls will understand this sometimes my underwear especially if i'm wearing like thong underwear the sides will like i can feel that they're like rolled over in my pants so it has happened before i'm standing in front of the year and my hands are down my pants and i'm trying to adjust my underwear and somebody walks in and my hands are down my pants he's like i'm sure i'm not at work and so i'm sure it looks poor dorothy it's usually dorothy that will walk in if she's here and dorothy has walked in on you nothing more emily what's going on hi good morning so i work as a housekeeper

in a rural hospital I work in the inpatient area and there was a young man in a room so I go in for a day clean and do my stuff and I let him know like I'll be back in just a minute I'm going to bring you in some extra blankets so I go out and I grab the blankets and I knock and I let him know I'm coming in and he has the blankets pulled down fully, um, up and, and touching himself. He was actually doing that.

That's crazy. Oh yeah.

Yeah. I was like, you did that on purpose because you knew I was coming back.

Yeah, no, no, no, no. That's crazy. That is, yeah.

How old is he? I let the nurses know. What's that? How old is he?

oh he was probably in his 20s yeah see i see no no the the stories that i would love to get are the people that are just doing something normal like the last time this happened to me i was wiping my butt in in my our bathroom and the door opens up and it looks like i am grabbing myself and doing behind well i well i was in the front at the time so but yeah so and it and it's like No, no, no, I'm just doing... Oh, forget it. What's up, Paul? How you doing?

Good. Good morning, guys. Good morning, Paul. Good morning. Hey, so, Mojo, there's two types of men in this world. Men that have tried and men that lie. Which one are you?

Men that have tried.

Does anybody remember the rumor back in the day that Marilyn Manson had a rib removed so he could do that? I'll tell you. Do you remember that? So he could, like, do his own stuff? Really, really, yes. He could do his own stuff. Yeah, we can't get more graphic than that, but why do I remember that? Is it a rumor or is it real?

No, it's true. I think it is true. That's crazy. Do you remember that? Marilyn Manson was able to do that. No, I would never do such a thing. Hey, Paul, this brings back memories. Are you kidding me? Paul, as a child, as a child, did you ever, it is a lie, Zach? Zach says it's a lie. Let me go to Paul's question here. As a child, did you ever have your mom or your dad walk in on you when you were doing your thing?

Oh, yeah. My dad caught me searching on Google for naked women. Did he really? I would die. Oh, yeah. He worked in tech, and after that, he set up like a whole Wi-Fi thing that would block any sort of site like that.

But you still found a way. That's funny, though, that dad would do that to you to make sure. So, you know, it's funny is that as a child growing up with two older brothers, we used to not have locks on our doors. And I remember my dad going, we're putting locks on the doors. And I'm like, why are you putting locks on the doors? And I realized he was putting locks on the doors because I think dad walked in on one of my brothers.

My mama said she saw me before, but we never talked about it.

I hope to God, please God, never in my life let me see my child doing that.

She said she came up the stairs and she saw me doing something. if she knew what I was doing and walked back down. I didn't ask any questions. Hannah, what's up?

Hi, good morning. Good morning. There was this one time I was, like, my partner and I, we were, like, in the bed, you know, doing bacon cookies, and my mom, like, knocks and walks in at the exact same time, so we, like, quickly pull the sheets over us, and she's like, oh, what are you guys doing? We were, like, faking watching a movie, and then she lays down in my bed with nine of us Oh, that's great.

By the way, your boyfriend was probably petrified that he was in the biggest trouble. He was, 100%. That's fun. What's up, Ken? How you doing?

Mojo, brother. We're not going to skip over that.

Which one?

Did you just admit that you wiped back the... Talk about it.

Talk about it. Dirty balls in here. Talk about it.

Yeah. Scooping the poop right to your ball sack. Talk about it. Your balls. Come on, brother. You got to reach around from the back.

Ken.

Ken. Oh, no. I don't want to hear it. You didn't miss that. You didn't see the position.

Wait, he goes like that? Yes, he went from the front. No, you do not. Like a two-year-old does that.

First off. He just said it. It looks like he's doing something when people walk in on him. First off, Ken. Ken. Yep. You didn't listen to the whole story of the positioning, but I'm not going to actually. Balls. Yeah, yeah.

If it's true that you are what you eat, Mojo must have been eating sexy beast this morning.

Alrighty, it's Mojo in the morning. I want you guys to know that I am typically not a very lazy person. I think that I, actually I'm really lazy, But I want to actually call out all my lazy people and ask you guys, what's the laziest thing that you have ever done? Because yesterday I committed the laziest crime of my life. The crime of laziness hit a record high yesterday in Commerce Township, Michigan. And that laziness was, yesterday, I circled the Planet Fitness parking lot off of Union Lake Road at least 25 times to find a spot within four spots to the front.

Oh, my God. You could have been done with your workout.

I actually could have, instead of doing a workout, just parked at the back of the parking lot there. For some reason, I don't know what was going on, but the parking lot was jammed yesterday. And then you walk in sometimes to Planet Fitness, and there's not as many people there. You're like, where is everybody? I almost wonder if people just park their cars there.

Do their work to get away from their kids.

Or just leave it at, maybe that's like a, you ever see those places? I saw it yesterday also. I was in Ann Arbor for a little bit. Right off of 23, they have the rideshare parking area. Oh, yeah. Where people supposedly park, and then, what is that, by the way?

There's one on 75 and Adams, too. Well, it's for people who carpool.

Where are they carpooling? That they have a full parking lot there. Like, where are they going if they're all going somewhere in the same place? You know what I'm talking about? I don't know. Like, I think it's, to me, it just seems shady to me.

I've always thought that was weird. Like, when I want to leave here, I want to leave. I don't want to wait for anybody else. I want to take a shuttle. Yeah.

Yeah. So, okay, so I digress my laziness here. What is the laziest thing that you guys would ever say that you have done? Like, something that is so lazy. because to me, going to work out at the gym and doing the move of I will not go in until I find the best parking spot.

I feel like a lot of my lazy stuff happens when I'm on the couch. Like, if I can't find a remote, I'll just watch what I'm watching. If I don't like it, like, look, bro, I don't got time. Or the remote will be literally like I can stand up. It's underneath. And I'll be like, Josiah!

Did you ever have you heard that I downloaded the remote on your phone? my new thing lately is i just don't feel like loading and unloading the dishwasher so we have been using paper plates and paper bowls for everything everything and i keep making a joke about it like oh fancy dinner tonight but i you guys it is glorious to have no cleanup

try this one shannon try to use the same dishes every single week chelsea and i've been doing this when luke was at school and we were the only ones home we would use like the same plate same amount of plates same amount of cups same amount of everything wash them and then grab the clean ones out of the dishwasher put them into an area of the secondary sink that we have there like rinsed off and then when the entire dishwasher is finally empty that's when we know we have to

refill even that's too much work i'm telling you paper paper i know it's kind of wasteful but

I actually saw the other day the coolest plastic plates they were the plastic plates that looked like those paper plates you know the white paper plates that are like the flimsiest of them all but I saw where were we were at some place like a restaurant or something like that and they had it and I said to Chelsea I go oh my god I want these like that's what I want that's what I wanted for my anniversary gift

I'll go grocery shop until Josiah come over I'll just thug it out. I'll go to Kroger and just get some chicken breast, and I'll eat that all week until Joe comes over.

So the other parking lot thing that I do, and this is a big one, is at 12. Who's all talking? I know.

God, they're loud.

You can hear them through the studio.

Yeah. They're excited.

What is going on up there? Is there something?

big going on i mean we got it by the way did a great job building these buildings this studio here haven't we soundproof isn't it um the other parking lot job is at the mall there so the mall by us uh is 12 oaks and if i have to go get something or i want to go get something and i usually want to park by nordstrom's and go into nordstrom's if i pull up and then the area on the side of nordstrom's is so packed i will go all the way home i will drive 20 minutes is pretty much you know it takes me to get uh from my house to to the the mall and i instead of going to a totally different area i'm pulling up i just go yeah screw it i'm going home today today so i drove the entire way for not what's up preston what's your laziest thing that you've ever done

uh it's not me but i used to work at a gym and i would watch people that had drinking problems they'd come to the gym put their phone in the locker so their wives wouldn't know if they track their phone they think they're at the gym for a few hours and then they just come back from the bar and get their phone and leave that is amazing this was an everyday thing for some people or if they were cheating as well if their wife was tracking their phone they'd make sure they had it in the locker for a few hours so it looked like they were working out buddy how do

you know how do you know that they were cheating would you see them leave with another woman

or well no they would come in and tell us about it you know they would they would be like because we were like why are you never working out we'd see him come in and put the stuff in the locker and then he'd just leave and he was like oh i do that my wife tracks my phone that is crazy wow

those are really amazing kaz what's up it's mojo in the morning what's the laziest thing that you've

ever done hey i got you all beat i got a doggy door so you don't have to take the dogs out honestly i would love that the dog can the dog can go outside and bark his full head off and he He comes in the house and he's happy as hell.

I would love a doggy door.

That is actually amazing, Gaz. It's not cool when it's snowy or rainy, but, you know.

Oh, yeah.

How do you get the dog to understand that it has to use the doggy door? You just train him?

You just kind of push his butt through it, and then he's happy as hell.

Wow, that's crazy. Push his butt through it. He probably used his foot, too, in what you saw. Michael, tell us your laziness, Michael.

So I'm just like you. I drive around the parking lot looking for parking spots until I got sick of it, and I faked an injury. I went to the doctor, and I got a handicap sticker. Oh, my God.

Okay, I don't love that. I don't love that one.

You know what? We don't love it, but we want to use it. We're not condoning what you're doing, but can you tell me the name of the doctor? Voice Disguise, B, on the phone with us. What's up, B? What's the laziest thing that you've done?

So, in the middle of the night, and...

Say that again. Your phone kind of cut out. I can't understand with the voice guys.

I said, I was too lazy to get out the bed in the middle of the night to use the bathroom. So, I went right there in the bed.

Oh, my God.

Okay, that's one I'm not doing.

You peed the bed? No. Because you were just too lazy to get up and go?

Yeah, I was too tired, yeah.

Were you drunk?

Sort of. Not really.

Do you have a partner? Do you have like a guy? No. No? So you're by yourself doing this?

Yeah. At one point. It was a while ago. It wasn't like recently.

You know what?

That doesn't make it better. That's crazy.

You're still an adult. I see why your voice is, guys, because you know all your friends are going to go, that's nasty. right thank you for the call uh darla what's happening it's mojo in the morning

what's happening that i heard you were mentioning that parking why would you ride for parking which i wouldn't ride and drive but i do know that where i work at i don't want to name where i works out but um we literally have a ride share program that you get paid 150 200 a month back for your ride share wow it's worth it so of course you're going to do that so is that the reason

wait so maybe university of michigan or something like that or uh michigan medicine maybe they have it because i saw that in ann arbor i'm like what is this ride share thing usually the big kind of

do have that so how do they know that you're sharing for parking how do they know you're sharing uh rides with each other you have to give your receipt six months okay all right and it's like mission van have you heard of mission van that's that's what they do yeah can i tell you

something though i would get annoyed by the by like i have i hate when we just have to do one ride to grand rapids or toledo from detroit and everybody's in the car together but you know bitching and moaning.

moaning about how the air is and what the sounds are like. Who bitching and moaning? You. No, it's him. You. It's him. You're talking about, bro. I drive. Look in the mirror. You know what?

It's like, come on, can we just get there? Why did you have to not run this red light? Come on, let's go.

Do you know how much of a pain in the ass it is to listen to Kevin's music? It's like the most vile stuff I've ever heard in my life. It's better than Stevie B in the gang.

Can we just have the airplane rule? We have to use the headphones, please.

That's it. everybody's everybody's you know it's like we lydia will go we should do this it's a great bonding moment yeah you know what the bonding is us yelling at each other during the ride what's

up rachel good morning guys good morning it's not about my laziness it's my grown 21 year old son he brushes his teeth in the shower and he leaves the toothbrush sit on the ledge i always tell Like, that is so lazy and disgusting. I'm like, don't you know everybody's stuff is flinging everywhere?

He's like, well, it's clean, ain't it? I know a lot of people who do that.

I know. I think it's gross, though.

I do not do that, but I do know a lot of people who do that, yeah.

I water pick in the shower.

Okay, so I've used my water pick, guess how many times? One. That's it? And I brought it in the shower because I thought I would use it more. I do it all the time in the shower. But I still don't use it.

But I only do it, the water pick thing in the shower, because it reminds me that I'm going to do it. Otherwise, I won't. And I also used to get the water all over the kitchen or the bathroom counter. So, all right, Rachel, thank you for the call. I appreciated it. Waterpik is lazy, too. No. Why? Floss. No, I floss, too. No, it's way better for you. But I floss also.

I never do.

I floss, then brush my teeth, then go shower and Waterpik.

You're doing so much.

Look at these pearly whites. Thank you. Reynolds Orthodontics. I can't argue with that. Dr. Reynolds.

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