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This is Mojo in the Morning.

This is Mojo in the Morning. Mojo.

Mojo. This show's up. And the Rockets red glare. You're not being logical is what I'm saying.

This is like an orgasm in a cup.

Showtime.

good morning welcome to the mojo in the morning show it's good to have you guys here with us today. How are you? It's Mojo, Spike, Shannon, Megan, Mike. Our producer is KP. Reese is our director of social impact and awesomeness. Lydia, associate producer. Katie, our executive audio director. And of course, all the great people that work here at iHeartRadio Detroit, Grand Rapids, and Toledo. Man, oh, man. Got some ratings in. I was very excited about that. We got our Toledo, Detroit, and Grand Rapids ratings in. Looking good. Basically, it's our first quarter report card. So it's the first report card of the... It's kind of like a progress report, so to speak.

Do we have to hide this one from Mom and Dad, or is this a good one we can put on the kitchen counter?

Oh, no, this one's on the refrigerator, Shannon.

Oh, okay.

All right. Yeah, we're posting this sucker on the refrigerator. This thing was so good that especially. the grand rapids ones that i actually sent the ratings to michelle mccormick and it said do you know what station we're on in grand rapids i i forgot that was a little evil wasn't it

because this is the one that i put in the fridge and then when i get in trouble or i want to do something that i know i'm not supposed to do i go i tap the i tap the fridge real quick right and go, hold on a second.

Actually, the best of this was all I kept thinking when we got the note from Tim was Mike's not losing his office. No, I better get a bigger office. All I kept thinking about was Mike is not, Mike, do not evict the premises.

And if they ask, you just say, nope, not leaving.

You just got a long-term lease. All right Not to boast Because listen, they go up, they go down I've been in that feeling Too many times All right, well it's good to have Everybody here today Spike, welcome back, how was that trip to California?

It was nice, just a long weekend to get away Had a great weekend in West Hollywood because Meg and I had so many friends and family commitments Over the holidays, we just need some quality time alone Like we weren't alone at any time over the holidays it feels like so we just had an awesome weekend caught up uh it's called some

live music went on some good dates was it specifically just to be alone or did you guys go specifically to go to a concert because i know you guys went to that uh iheart radio alternative

yeah yeah so the day that went on sale i saw that i was like we gotta go to this concert so we just kind of planned a little getaway weekend based around the concert and so we did see a lot of

big artists i love phoenix yeah phoenix was part of it uh the red hot chili peppers jack white

muse fallout boy um and like four others yeah i would have gone to this i'm so mad you guys did i feel like you packed so much into a weekend it's funny because we planned nothing like we just went out with other than that concert it's only we didn't even plan to see people except for our friend jen our former producer who now produces for ryan seacrest she was going to the concert with us and that was it but i ended up meeting up with a bunch of other friends that we knew out there that you know once you post and everybody sees you're in town so normally i'd be like ignoring them because we just wanted to a little weekend get away shannon brought up

something interesting she said you packed a lot into it and you packed a lot because i saw your post of how many shoes that you guys pack first off how how many did you guys you check suitcases obviously because it looked like a lot of stuff that you had yeah how many shoes did the two of

you guys have collectively so i think we had like i had five pair with five yeah and i don't know

how many she probably had five pair too i don't think that i have ever gone away for any it could be i don't even know how long the longest time the longest time i ever went away i went away two weeks at fourth of july and i think i packed gym shoes slides and like a dress pair of shoes

Yeah, this is a unique situation because I'm usually not such a crazy packer. In fact, for a weekend, I didn't even want to check a suitcase. But in L.A., we didn't know where we were going. And we didn't know if we were going to be going to, like, fancy after party, going to a nice dinner, going casual. And then also, there was times we were doing, like, we did 20,000 steps one day. So I needed good, comfortable shoes because during the day, we were walking all over L.A. You know what you needed?

You needed one pair of Skechers. That's all you need. You can dress them up. You can dress them down. They work for you. Reese, get that picture. Can you send that picture to Spike or to Reese? Yeah. Get that picture, and let's post that thing up on our social media and ask our listeners, has anybody ever packed that many pair of shoes? That is unbelievable.

This is the same man who mocked me for three years based on my packing habits and how many shoes I bought. Spike, you apologize now. The same validation of I didn't know what we were going to be wearing in eight different outfits throughout the day in Vegas.

Not shoes. I made fun of your makeup case. You had a whole suitcase for your makeup.

You were full of it.

I can never make fun of people for shoes.

It was the clothes. No, that's the fact. It was your product.

I have a shoe issue. I never make fun of people for taking too many shoes because I always have too many shoes. How many T-shirts did you bring? Because you're a T-shirt guy, too. Only four. That's it? I love that. Four days, four T-shirts. More shoes than T-shirts. I had more shoes than T-shirts.

How many coats did you bring?

bring because i saw the three coats wow la yeah because this is the other problem with going the weekend we chose it port they had they had floods and and a cold wave so they had rain they had 40 it was warmer here one night than it was in los angeles i'm just below like i'm blown away by this

because to me i like check on i don't even in to me the worst thing

Yeah, I carry on. I do it the fun way. I carry on because I don't want anybody touching my bags because my problem is if they lose it, it's hard to find clothes my size.

That's so true. But carry-on bags are so small nowadays. And I feel like there's not that much space in a plane. So it's kind of like a fun game of am I going to get my stuff in here?

Both ways they made everybody check their bags. It's like there was no room on the plane.

You know what you do, Megan? This is the key. You bring your bag on, even if it's a little bit too big. I do this all the time. And they will gate check it for you. For free. And then they'll have it right there for you when you get off the plane.

How do you get past the ticket check-in? The ticket check-in. There we go. Without them saying you've got to check that. I don't go to ticket check-in.

That's fine. I check on my phone. I walk right through security and go.

You can do that. Yes, that's fine. Because then even if they say that's too big.

You couldn't do it, though.

Well, you can't do it with a humungo bag, but you could do it with a carry-on that's probably a little bit too big for that overhead compartment.

You have a suitcase that literally you could put bodies in. That's how big your suitcases are.

That was one time in Vegas. Yeah, like you can't try to do it with that. Everybody who needed something, I had it that way.

It was at Walgreens slash Ulta in my bathroom. I loved it.

My favorite is Tony Travato. And he and I are going on a work trip coming up here. and he packs a backpack and everything he has is in the backpack but he looks good every single day and it's wild because it looks like the backpack that I bring to work and with my computer and stuff he's got just that little of things with it

it's a Mary Poppins bag there's something magical about it it has to be I don't get people like that

he rolls everything like really tight and weird

or we used to know somebody who wouldn't pack anything and whatever destination he was going to would just buy clothes there. Yeah.

What? Now that is a luxury. Remember when I went to Cuba with those guys? I went to Cuba with a group of guys, some government guys and stuff like that. They took me because my dad was from Cuba and they wanted to give me the opportunity. They were going there. The one guy, every time he goes somewhere, he packs clothes that he buys at Dick's Sporting Goods or whatever and leaves them there. He leaves everything there. That's crazy. And that's, especially if he's going to like, cause he does a lot of third world country type thing. And he's like, well, I want to give them their clothes, my clothes. And he leaves his clothes. I'm like, I can't leave my clothes. Cause guess what? Big sizes don't come cute. There's not very good, cute, bigger clothes. Ladies understand guys have that problem too. Heather, what's up?

All right. So five pairs of shoes, I think is extremely reasonable.

For a long weekend. He has more shoes than he has days that he was there

I agree though You gotta be prepared

I was there five days, I had five pair of shoes And I went to like 20 different things

I'm not gonna lie For a long weekend going to LA And you don't know what you're doing I would have probably taken ten pairs

The funniest thing is I realized on the way home I brought a bigger suitcase For Los Angeles for five days than I took to my family's in Philadelphia for two weeks over Christmas. I had more clothes because of that I was just hanging around casual. That's understandable.

Right. You're just wearing your tennis shoes all day long, and you might bring a pair of slides.

And, Heather, you would not think differently of your man if your man were to pack as many shoes as you?

Okay, so we go to Puerto Rico every single year, and I had to knock mine down to six pairs this year, And my husband has to knock his down to five

Which shoes got the boot?

A lot of sandals A lot of dress sandals Because I don't know what I want to wear

I just like multi-purpose shoes That's my thing

What are multi-purpose shoes?

Honestly There's one purpose, to walk Give me some Adidas gym shoes

That you could dress up, dress down

Yeah, Adidas gym shoes I can wear with jeans if I want to Or I can wear it with whatever And then if you're going to Puerto Rico, sandals You wear sandals with everything You can dress them up, you can dress them down

Okay, if you're wearing an all-white outfit You can't wear black or tan sandals Then don't wear the all-white outfit If you're wearing black, you have to wear the black sandals You can't wear Adidas out to a nice restaurant

You can if they're nice Adidas If they look nice Or in the cases of going to LA Wear a pair of Jordans You got a nice pair of Jordans, you can go anywhere with those I mean, you can put those things Because I'm going to the coffee shop to go pick up coffee. You can wear it to that concert that you were going to, the iHeart concert. You've got to buy Jordans. And you can't pack Jordans because they're so big. You've got to keep them on your feet. I love that you had this amazing trip filled with all these fun things, and we are so focused on your shoes. That's amazing. By the way, did you get to go to that bar that you got kicked out of?

Yeah, so at the end of the night, we were on the strip, and we were walking up and down drinking all night. I ran into a bunch. I sent you a picture at like 3 in the morning with some of our VPs and CEOs. We're all drunk at the same bar. we were at a divey divey bar that that that wasn't at the concert at the iHeart concert that was just some bar that you ran into that was a random divey bar where all the hair metal bands used to hang out in the 80s and uh so then on the walk home at three in the morning i stumbled up and i was like oh wait the bar's here i gotta see if i can get in walked up and they're like hang on let's let me check and then the doorman comes back goes nope can't come in i'm like what he's like you can't come in i go why not he goes you're out and we're standing there i was like son of a bitch i took i said meg take a picture of me in front of the door i got rejected the same bar i was kicked out of did you have to get did you give your id or well the next no i didn't give my id so the next morning we were debating if they were at capacity because i didn't ask enough questions i didn't ask why and i don't know i think they might have been full and it or or it was it was only like 20 minutes to closing maybe they weren't just letting people in anymore so i don't know if it was that i was banned or that they just weren't letting me in, or they noticed I was really drunk, so they just thought, we don't need this

sloppy ass in there. Kelly has a hack on packing and carrying on. What's that, Kelly? What's your hack called?

I saw on TikTok, actually, a hack where you fill up your pillowcase full of clothes and pretend it's your pillow like you would just take to lay on the plane, when you literally just have a pillowcase full of more

clothes. Oh my god, that's a great idea.

Yeah, but then you gotta carry that pillowcase all around, like a

trick-or-treat bag. Yeah, but it becomes like, but is that considered a carry-on will they give you that as carry-on or no i don't know i've never actually

taken a pillow on a plane but i feel like you could have your carry-on and then your pillow too and they would just think it's your pillow they're gonna tell you gotta put it under the

seat so if it doesn't fit under the seat i don't know about that hack i mean i know everybody does everything they see on tiktok but i'm not buying or behind your head you can put it behind your head on the on the seat how uncomfortable to wear you have to carry 40 pounds of clothes around with

no handle in a pillowcase but you don't put your shoes in the pillowcase that wouldn't be comfy

But honestly, it's so expensive. What is it, $25 or something like that? Now it's $30. $30?

Something.

Yeah. You know why?

Because we have to offset the cost of all you guys that bring your bags and then check it for free. So we've got to pay for that.

I don't bring bags. I bring my pillows. I'm going to bring my pillow, and I'm going to bring like a, I don't know, a sleeping bag. Get them all in there at one place. All right. Well, we've got a good show for you today. Phone scams coming up this morning. Senseless surveys. It's Tuesday, so we're throwing off a little bit with having yesterday off. Six on sex, breakup or makeup all on the way. Your chance to win some prizes back in the day right now.

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. We have to go back in time. Where we give you a bunch of events, and you tell us what year it happened.

Tickets to go to SmackDown, which is coming up here in a couple of days. This was the year that Apple's first iPad was released. We're here.

What are you guys waiting for? The iPad? The Apple Store? The iPad? Oh, iPad, yeah. I knew that.

Cool. A lot of people might not even remember this, but Conan O'Brien signed off after just one season as the Tonight Show host.

I think when smart and stupid come together, it's very difficult, but if you can make it happen, I think it's the most beautiful thing in the world.

The big song was Airplanes from B.O.B.

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Let's go! Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

All right, it was the year that the iPad was released by Apple.

We're here. What are you guys waiting for? The iPad? The Apple Store?

The iPad?

Oh, iPad, yeah.

Conan O'Brien left The Tonight Show after a very short stint.

I think when smart and stupid come together, it's very difficult, But if you can make it happen, I think it's the most beautiful thing in the world

And the big song was Airplanes B.O.B. Hayley Williams What year was that? Brian, what year was that? Hey, how are you? Good, man How you doing?

I'm doing alright That year was 2010

It was Congratulations Thank you

Thank you so much

What gave it away?

The iPad

Did you get one of the first ones?

I had bought two Did you really? Yeah, I did. I did. I bought two.

You know what's funny is that I've had two iPads in my life, and I never used them.

For some reason, I buy them, and I think, I'm going to use this instead of my computer. And for some reason, I still like to use just my computer or my phone.

I'll take it. I know I'll buy one for you, too.

They're that version. Do you want the first version? You can have it. For the kit.

Yeah, I bought one just in case I broke the other one.

Oh, insurance right there. And did you break it?

You know you could get AppleCare.

Yeah. It might be a little cheaper. Yeah. Did you ever break it or no? Is that the insurance box?

No, no, no. I'm lucky enough.

Sometimes that's good. Leave it in the box and then return it if you can. We're going to set you up with the prize. We're giving you WWE SmackDown tickets. You're going to SmackDown Live January the 20th. Today's 17th. So 17th, 18th, 19th, 20th. Was that Friday, I believe? Is that right? Am I right in saying that? Friday is the 20th? Yes. All right. So enjoy, okay? Thank you, buddy. Tickets available at Ticketmaster.com. Hey, right now, giving you a chance to win tickets to go see Taylor. It is our text, Taylor, to win. Text, actually, the word Taylor. That will be our word for this hour. T-A-Y-L-O-R to go to see Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift concerts coming to Ford Field in June. You could win Taylor Swift tickets with Mojo in the Morning, 630 and 930, weekday mornings. Text Taylor right now to 95500, standard text and data rates to apply. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Shannon's got a look at what's trending right now in the Dirty on 30. Busy one since we were off yesterday. Got some stories from the weekend.

Do you guys see the video of Britney Spears in the restaurant?

Yeah.

From the weekend? I don't know what the heck happened, but she and her husband, Sam, showed up with a bodyguard at this restaurant called Joey in West Hollywood. Or in Woodland Hills, sorry. And this was Friday night. The restaurant's packed. Of course, she walks in. Everybody recognizes her. So from the start, going out to dinner was probably not the best idea because everybody in the restaurant had their cell phones out and they were recording her. She noticed that, got upset, and things went south real fast. Eyewitnesses say that Brittany became manic. She was yelling. She was talking gibberish. Not another language by any means, just like really unrecognizable speech. And the video's up on the dirty page at mojointhewinning.com. A little bit hard to hear. But Sam got visibly upset at this, abruptly stood up, stormed out the door of the restaurant. And while people were just confused, like, wait a second, did he just up and leave her? And she kept going after he left. But he says, no, that is not what happened at all.

Or gets a little bit too excited to see my wife. So everybody's filming, everybody's doing their thing. But you know how it is when you sit down to have a meal and people get their cameras out and start filming you and stuff. It's disrespectful, but fame comes with the territory. And I went to get the car to get the hell out of there. And people just thought I left, but that didn't happen.

Yeah, he did say that Brittany was just frustrated. And that's why she was acting the way that she was. Dak Prescott threw for four touchdowns and ran for another to lead the Dallas Cowboys to a 31-14 victory over the Tampa Bay Buccaneers in an NFC wildcard playoff game last night. Now, could that have been Tom Brady's last game in a Tampa Bay uniform? I don't know.

Not the way we wanted to end it. I give them a lot of credit. They played a good game. Made a lot more plays than we did. And so, tough night.

He's a free agent now, yeah?

Yes, and there's reports that the Las Vegas Raiders, the Tennessee Titans, and I thought maybe one other team, I can't remember, but are all going to try to go after him. I think the guy should probably just call it quits. I mean, I don't know. Even though, you know, I don't think I blame him for everything that happened, but he didn't look great last night. No.

He should have ended two years ago.

Yeah. I don't think he will still, though. Now, why not just go until you can't go anymore?

Because who's going to keep paying you? And also, why would you go out on a low note? We've had such a great career.

And you lose your family out of the whole deal, too.

I don't know. I sang in that video. I didn't think that was more about handling their money in the big lawsuit. No. I don't think so. You're going to die on that one, aren't you? I think it's going to come out in a year that she was hiding all of their money, and he's going to take the fall.

Google the model that he supposedly is smitten for. Okay. Another model, by the way. She was at the game last night. Oh, really?

Or are they just hiding all of their money in the Bahamas? That's good dirty.

You look at it. In other football news, University of Michigan president Tana Ono said that Jim Harbaugh will remain the head coach of the Michigan football team next season.

So obviously the interview with Denver didn't go well. Is that what we're saying?

Yeah, Harbaugh confirming that news, writing, I love the relationships that I have at Michigan. Coaches, staff, families, administration, and especially the players and their families. My heart.

is at the University of Michigan. I once heard a wise man say, don't try to out-happy happy.

Does Michigan fan get upset over the fact that he's constantly sniffing around with the NFL?

Yeah, stupid games. I mean, he's just trying to get his paycheck up, right? He's just trying to... He wants them to come at him with new signing bonuses, and they want to freak everybody out so that he'll stay longer and they'll pay more.

He does keep having kids. Maybe he's got, you know, bills or something like that. He's got to pay. But he's got all these young kids. I didn't realize until I saw a picture of the family.

I mean, he made $10 million in just incentives this season.

I think he's okay. I don't know. Ann Arbor is expensive, man. Taxes in that town.

Did you ever see a rich person say, that's enough. I got enough. Yeah, but he only left. They look at their buddies and they go, oh, he's making $1 million more than me a year.

He legit got crapped on for seven years. I'd rub it in everybody's faces, too, that I'm a high commodity and I can leave. Really sad story. American Idol alum CJ Harris, who competed on season 13 and placed sixth overall that season, died on Sunday following a medical emergency. He was just 31 years old. Family members said he suffered a heart attack, but an official cause of death has not been released.

This weekend, I saw like five celebrity deaths and they all were heart attacks. And they're young people, too. I know.

I know. And lastly, Shawn Mendes, who sure is fueling those dating rumors that he's dating his 51-year-old chiropractor, Dr. Jocelyn Miranda, who's pretty hot, by the way, was spotted arriving at Sean's house in West Hollywood on Sunday with an overnight duffel bag. A big clue. They've been rumored to be hooking up since the summer. Maybe it's a duffel bag to work on in. She's just adjusting them. They're always together. They go to the farmer's market together. They go out to eat together. That's true. It could just be chiropractic stuff. But I don't know.

Do you think if you date or marry a chiropractor you can just ask them for an adjustment?

All the time I would. And a back rub. I used to hate when my mom asked me to rub her back. Yeah. My God. Could you imagine just having that built into your girlfriend or boyfriend?

That's right. That's what they do for a living. But do they want to bring work home with them and do it all the time?

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on mojointhemorning.com.

Get the stories you'll talk about all day on Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. And another phone scan in minutes.

Mojo in the morning, time for a phone scam. So this scam is hysterical. I heard it yesterday when I was just driving around and we were off on Monday. I remember it well. Devin was wanting to scam mom, and mom was a complete hothead. So Spike called up and said that there was an incident at school, and Devin was involved in it. And wait till you hear Spike and mom go after each other. It's a Mojo in the morning phone scam.

You're home with the phone scam.

No, no, no. Hold on. Let me explain.

No, no, no. This is Mojo in the Morning. You hold on. I'm about to disrespect you right now.

Hello?

Yeah, what do you want?

What do you mean, what do I want? You just called me.

Is this the dumb parent? Is this the quote-unquote mother?

Excuse me?

Is Devin your kid?

Yeah.

Yeah, your boy knocked my son's tooth in the park yesterday. Knocked it out. Now don't play that s***. What are you talking about? This is Josh's dad. Our kids are friends, or they were friends. I told Josh he's not allowed to play with your little monster anymore.

Oh, wait a minute. Hold on. You don't have to be talking about my child like that.

I'd like to announce...

No, no, no. Hold on. Let me explain.

No, no, no. You hold on. I'm about to disrespect you right now. You're out of control, stupid ass, rabid animal you call child, tried to bite my Josh, and then pushed a swing right at him, and knocked his tooth out.

No, that is not what happened. That is not what happened. It was documented by the school.

You tell me what he said happened.

What he said happened, that it was an accident. They were playing, and by accident, he got hit in the face with the swing.

It was an accident. How did he get hit? Gravity? Your son pushed it into his face.

That kid's playing in the park. What are you talking about?

And what'd you do about it?

As a matter of fact, my son apologized.

Apologized? You didn't call to see if my kid was all right? You didn't think about his survival? I'm so angry I could kick a baby penguin. I can't even think. You talk to my wife. You talk to my wife. I'm not even talking to you right now.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello. Did your boy tell you that he was in a fight? No, that's not what happened. It was an accident in the swing. I'm sorry we have to meet under these circumstances.

I know because they're still good friends.

Yeah, you can see why my husband and I are so cross.

I understand, but it was an accident.

and it was documented even by the school.

Listen, it's all water under the fridge now. So tell me how you want to make arrangements.

What do you mean, make arrangements?

The money.

Money for what?

Well, you owe us $800 for the doctor visit plus whatever the fake tooth is going to cost.

Excuse me? First of all, this wasn't an accident. And don't you have some kind of health insurance or something like that for emergencies and accidents?

I do. I also have a lawyer because your son lied to you. He's an aggressive little bully who went down the street.

Excuse me, that is not my son. My son is an exemplary child. I don't know what you're talking about.

You need to pay these medical bills.

I happen to like your child. I've never met you guys, but I happen to like your child. But you, I'm not paying for anything.

Listen, can I say something? If I went down to the Burger King drive-thru or wherever you work and knocked my tooth out with a mop.

If the Burger King drive-thru, maybe that's where you work, honey. Let me tell you here right now.

I am a professional woman. How about let's make a deal? How about my son comes over there and gets to beat your son's a**? How about he comes down and knocks out one of your son's teeths? Oh, excuse me. First of all, you're speaking incorrect English. I'm speaking a** kicking. I'm going to knock your tooth out, too.

Oh, you're threatening me?

Yeah, I'll smash your whole ugly mouthful of teeths.

I'm going to have to let the ghetto out in here right now.

B**ch, come on with it. Oh, I'll knock your teeth out. You'll be drinking nothing but smoothies. You'll be a toothless smoothie queen. Are you crazy? Are you threatening me? If your lame ass had any friends, I'd kick their asses all the way to Tiananmen Square. Hey, I dropped your son off in front of your house. You will get your ass beat just like Charlie down the street, and all he did was look at me funny.

You and your ignorant husband. Please, you're going to go ahead and threaten me? Now, I try to be nice about it. I try to be nice about it, but now you want to sit there and threaten me? We can get with this.

I'm going to tell you something.

No, I'm going to tell you something.

Let me tell you something about your son, Devin.

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You're listening to Mojo in the Morning. It's Mojo in the Morning's 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, yo, no.

Ethan, 15 in a row is what you're going for right now. Yep, 15. I love it. And we've got somebody that called in and said they wanted to take you on. Oh, boy. They've got a little history when it comes to 15 in a row. Nikki, will you tell Ethan your story?

Hi, Ethan. I was going for number 15 last year around this time, and I lost. I remember you. Oh, boy. Devastating. Yeah.

So is this going to be a little bit of history in the making of another potential loss? Or maybe Nikki's just not good at 15s. I don't know. We're going to find out. Ethan, I'm locking you up in a soundproof area. I wish both of you guys luck, okay? All right. Good luck. All right. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Nikki, nice to have you back. Question number one. Armani Gabriel, the first Filipino-American to win Miss USA, was crowned at the Miss Universe pageant on Saturday night. The competition was held in which host city? I'll give you a multiple choice. Was it A, Kansas City, B, Las Vegas, or C, New Orleans?

Oh, gosh. B, Las Vegas?

Question number two, which Jonas brother revealed that when he was around seven years old, he starred in a commercial for Chuck E. Cheese?

Joe Jonas?

Question number three, true or false, Kanye West is married?

Oh, I saw this. I think it's, oh, I think I'm going to go with true. Question number four. No, no, no, no, it's actually false because I don't think it was actually filed, but he's wearing ring. False.

Question number four, actress Chrissy Teigen and this All of Me singer welcomed their third child on Friday last week.

John Legend.

And question number five, this Detroit native born in Romeo.

michigan celebrates his 52nd birthday today here's a hint his biggest song is titled all summer long kid rock let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area are we giving her number three uh i think so i mean i think she's she is uh technically right yeah she is okay good

all right and she got the first one or did she miss the first she missed the first one then uh

yeah you got three out of five three out of five it's not going to be good enough i don't think i don't think so either ethan let's see what happens although these questions are tougher you ready okay um question number one arbonne gabriel the first filipino american to win miss usa was crowned at the miss universe pageant on saturday night the competition was held in which host city is it a kansas city b las vegas or c new orleans new orleans yes one to nothing Question number two, which Jonas brother revealed that when he was around seven years old, he starred in a commercial for Chuck E. Cheese? Nick Jonas. Yes. Two to nothing. This guy rolls. Question number three, true or false, Kanye West is married.

I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

True or false, Kanye West is married.

Oh, true. Yeah. What?

He says he's married, but technically not married because they have not filed.

Two to one. Yeah, that's a good one.

Yes. Got you on that one. Question number four. Actress Chrissy Teigen and this All of Me singer welcomed their third child on Friday last week.

Oh, that's John Lipson. Yep, he's good.

And question number five for a near-perfect score. This Detroit native born in Romeo, Michigan, celebrates his 52nd birthday today. Here's a hint. His biggest song is titled All Summer Long. Kid Rock. You got it. Yeah. Four to three.

I really wanted you to lose. I'm not going to lie. I am not excited to play you.

Here's a problem, though. Shannon is off tomorrow.

No, I'm not.

Aren't you? I thought you leave.

I'm here tomorrow. I'm off Thursday, Friday.

Oh, you're off Thursday, Friday. I thought you left on Wednesday. I was going to say, wait a second.

I do leave tomorrow, but not until tomorrow after the show.

Okay. All right. So you do get to play. Yep. Because I was going to say, we're going to make Shannon play in another continent.

You know? I would, too.

That would actually be interesting. I'd be like, do they have phones in Paris? They have fancy phones, don't they?

I think they just have my cell phone.

Congratulations to you, Ethan. 15 in a row. It's huge. Nikki, you now go down into the Mojo in the Morning 5 at 6.55 history as having lost twice on 15s. Double loser. you know what though that's all right we we love you thanks for listening thanks for being here

okay thanks guys good job ethan all right hang on one second it's mojo in the mornings five is 655

mojo in the morning show so shannon got to meet wes's dad wes is shannon's boyfriend for the

first time it's actually his stepdad but it is the man who raised him wes's dad and mom have both past. So it was his stepdad who I met for the very first time. He's remarried now. And Wes hadn't seen him since before the pandemic. So it's been a long time. Where does he live? He lives in Canada. Oh, okay. But schedules just didn't match up like the few times that I was there to meet him. So I met him for the first time this weekend. He came and he stayed at Wes's house. He is a totally wonderful human being. Kind of reminds me a lot of my dad. Just like salt of the earth but he has a british accent and i did not know that it's like a west like left that part out you know how i you know how i am with accents i was like i had no idea is his name harry his name is that would be only fitting that would be perfect his name is not harry charles no william nope his name is derrick elizabeth no no derrick but this is yeah so this

is the interesting part i want you to call us up at 844 mojo live and tell us the awkward meeting of the parents when you met the parents what awkwardly happened or what horribly happened

because what happened to you so i i spent the entire day with wes and his kids and his dad and um i am taking a flight tomorrow out of the country and i'm taking a red eye so i want to make sure I'm so nervous about this stupid flight because I want to make sure that I sleep so that when I arrive, I'm like awake and ready to go and energized. And, you know, I, I've only taken a sleeping pill once in my life. And it was after I had LASIK surgery many, many years ago, they gave me one to make sure that like, they want you to keep your eyes closed so you can heal for

couple of hours same thing happened yeah yeah and it was glorious I remember having the best longest nap of my life so I thought I'm gonna ask my mom for a sleeping pill I know she has some and then you know I want to I'll grab it and then try it on the plane well my mom for whatever reason was not keen on the idea of giving me a sleeping pill I don't know why that's besides the point um so I asked some of my girlfriends does anybody have any sleeping pills well nobody had sleeping pills but they all i'm out of the loop here they all take nighttime gummies yeah to help them sleep so i should have just asked you wow whole room got very excited about i would have got you so i didn't realize that there were gummies like specific for that yeah so my one girlfriend said come over i'm gonna give you a few of them because you probably should practice with them and make sure that you know exactly how much to take so that you're not overdosing yourself on this flight and you either are super groggy when you wake up and can't function or that you you know you don't have some sort of weird reaction to them or whatever like so I'm like all right I'm gonna practice taking one so smart me I take one the first night that I am hanging out with Wes's dad we love to see it you took it before you hung out with him no I I mean we went out to dinner and everything and I was I was good I was my normal self but then we went back to Wes's house and he knew I was going to take it and try it and quote unquote practice. So I took it and half hour later I was living my best life. So you didn't even

take it right before you were going to bed. You took it while you were still with dad. We were watching

a movie, I think. We were watching something. Oh my god. What's next? What were we watching?

Well it takes a little while to kick in, right? So you have to take it before bed. Yes. But it doesn't take hours

to kick in. It took about a half hour. No. I've taken an edible before, but I've never taken one for sleep. You are high as a f***ing height. I was going to say, it was about half hour, 45 minutes. And all of a sudden, I was like, I am warm and I'm happy and I am tired. Yeah, I have chocolate-covered blueberries, specifically for nighttime. Oh, really? Change your life. Yeah, so I went right to bed. And when I woke up in the morning, his dad was sleeping on the couch.

And he's like, how did you sleep? Oh, so dad knew you did it.

Yes because everybody was making fun of me Wes's kids were making fun of me Wes was making fun of me So I don't know if I made a good first impression

Did you do anything while you were sleeping Did Wes say you woke up and you were like drooling He said I was a rock

Normally you move all over the bed You stayed in one place It was amazing I am in love with the gummies Not just my boyfriend

She's come over to that dark side now Megan

I have so many products for you I'm so excited I can show you the world

All right, so what was the meeting with the parents like, the first meeting with the parents like for you, Blair?

So it was the first time I met my now husband's dad and stepmom, and they were driving me home from my friend's Quinceanero practice. And we pulled up in the driveway, and I guess after they drove away, His dad called my parents hillbillies Because my dad drove a 98 Ram On a lift kit

Wow Ouch

The second meeting had to be a lot more fun

By the way that makes you a hillbilly But did you defend your dad Or just ignore it

I was not in the car My sister-in-law was But yeah It was very interesting I have a great relationship with them now But way back then, we did not have such a great relationship.

Wow. Blake, what was the meeting with the parents like?

All right. So my now father-in-law, he was in an argument with my now wife. And I can't remember what the argument was about, but it ended up with him saying, you're grounded. Now, she was 21 years old at the time, and he said, you're grounded. And she said, that's not happening. And he said, well, if you don't like it Then you can find somewhere else to live And when he said that to her

I said, just move in with me Oh no He didn't even stay out of it

Yep And so that's how I moved my girlfriend And when we went over there To go pick up her stuff He was supposed to have been at work But I guess something happened At the work that they had the day off So sure enough, I'm sitting in the car And I'm getting ready to get out Go out and go help her And he comes outside chasing after her Yelling at her And then he just kind of stopped and looked at me And I was like, hi, I'm Blake

Were you involved in like why he was upset?

upset no no it was something to do with uh she had something that she had to pick up or something it was something that wasn't that big of a deal that turned into a big deal and you guys get along now yeah we're totally fine now we bond over wrestling in wwe

sam what's going on good morning guys good morning shannon was high for her first meeting

with wes's dad what were you well it's um my now husband and i had been dating for about two years and i had never met his parents in person because they were across the state they were in gross point we were in grand rapids and it was the i can't remember if it was the first time or the second time meeting them in person we had to tell them we were pregnant before we got married with our son oh gosh it was so embarrassing I was like I don't even know these people and I have

to tell them that they're going to be grandparents oh my gosh were they like good about it everything

was good um my mother-in-law thought we were joking for like a good 15 minutes we were like

no like this this is crazy you're gonna be grandparents um Megan what did your the exes This is your ex's family. What did they call you when you met them for the first time?

They came up from Florida, and he, after we met, he proceeded to call me a swamp donkey. A what? Swamp donkey. What is a swamp donkey? I'm pretty sure it was not nice. Yeah, well, I was going to say, it doesn't sound very nice. Yeah.

I don't know exactly what it is, but it's not nice. Do I dare Google?

Michigan and they're like from big city Florida So I guess

Big city Florida Oh basically it's like you're a dirty person With no morals Is what it means That's us Bree this is wild Bree tell everybody how you had to Meet the dad for the first time

Hi there I had to track my boyfriend's dad down On Facebook Confirm he was who he was introduce myself as his son's girlfriend and then tell him that his son was arrested and in jail

and i needed help oh my god so the way that you met him for the first time was to tell them about

that yes how'd that go for you we are we have a great relationship

and nicole my favorite of all of them of meeting the parents for the first time nicole tell

everybody your story hi i listen to you guys every morning thank you hey we love you for listening thank you so much um so the first time that i met my ex's parents um they lived up north and we were going to go camping on their property um my ex forgot to tell his parents that i was coming along with them and my ex forgot to tell me that his parents lived a nudist lifestyle so when we got We opened the door, and everything was right there.

Wow. What do you mean everything? Like dad's dong hanging out?

Yep. Mom and dad, everything.

Wait, so they were nudists, but they were also nudists in their homes. They walked around naked?

Yes.

Oh, my God. I could not imagine that one. By the way, I've been married to Chelsea for many years. I've never seen her dad's penis.

Oh, I hope you've never seen her. Well, I saw it, and it was too much for me.

All right, it is Zemojo in the morning show. So this weekend, Chelsea, Luke, and I were going to go visit my sister Tracy and her husband, Scott. Scott is a really awesome guy, but it's been really tragic. He's only in his mid-50s, and he was diagnosed when he was just 50 with early onset dementia. And now it's gotten really bad. So we were going to go see them and spend the weekend with them. because it was a long weekend i have a story to tell you guys that i guarantee you listeners can share in this have you ever had like the worst experience ever when you were trying to fly in the airline like made it even more miserable i want you to call us up and tell us so you know how last week a bunch of the planes got grounded because they had the faa system yes i think that That might have screwed up some things I have not heard officially, but I checked in for my my flight and we went to the airport to go fly out and I had like everything all set. Chelsea, Luke and I were going to be, you know, heading off and we got to the airport like really, really early because I'm one of those people that likes to go to the airport, get there like three hours before a flight. And my family finally agreed with me that it was OK to do as long as Chelsea and I could drink. like that was going to be our thing chelsea and luke they want to cut it like really close to go to a flight so got to the airport we ended up going you know and got chick-fil-a and then sat at that bar that's right by chick-fil-a at uh detroit metro and had some drinks we go to the um to the gate to get on our flight and they were making an announcement and this is like 30 minutes or so before the flight that they were offering, ready for this, $2,500 Visa gift cards to not fly the flight. Wow. That's how overbooked they were that they were offering. And I've heard them offer before like $500, and I thought that was like a lot. $2,500, $2,500 to not fly on the flight. And of course, you know, instantly my family is like, all right, let's not go. I'm like, no, we have to go. Like, we're going to spend time with my brother-in-law. And so it's like, okay, all right, we'll go. Well, we get to go check onto the flight, and they have a ton of people that are there. And by the way, they had a ton of people that took the offer. So there was a bunch of people that were standing in line taking that $2,500 offer. I'm standing in line, checking in, and I do the whole phone thing where I swipe my ticket because I keep my ticket on my phone. And the woman goes, boop. Oh, excuse me. Try it one more time. Boop. Try it one more time. oh sorry you're not on this flight i was like holy crap what the hell just happened so i said

well hold on well you know let me try one more time she's like well you just tried it twice try one more time yeah try one more time no she's like i'm sorry and she goes and looks at the flight the log you're not on the flight now my seat the heck was on my boarding pass and everything was all there i got kicked off the flight because i was probably one of the people that honestly was not going to get a ticket because like those people that were trying to get off the flight weren't getting to uh to be on but you already had a seat assignment i already had a seat assignment yeah so the story gets kind of weird and gets kind of crazy but let me just say this to you i was so mellow about the whole thing oh my god usually i would be like really upset but i'm like you had a few drinks i had a few drinks in me thank god for having a few drinks megan that's the best thing in the world i was so i was i felt like shannon meeting wes's dad i was that i was That buzzed. So I go off to the side, and the lady from the airline says, you know, that they had a smaller plane or something like that. They had some issue or whatever. They put everybody on a smaller plane, but they were just canceling it. And then the flight that they were going to offer me was not until Sunday. So it was like flying out on Friday, going to fly out on Sunday. I'm like, I'm not doing that. I'm not going to fly out on Sunday. Then we had checked bags, or Chelsea and Luke had checked bags. So we're like, well, these guys don't want to fly. Because all I kept thinking of to myself was, maybe this is a sign. You know what I mean? Like, maybe this is, like, God's way of saying you shouldn't go. I always take things that way. Like, something could happen. So Chelsea and Luke were like, we're not going. If you're not going, we're not going. Because they had their tickets, and they could have gotten on a flight. So they pulled off the tickets. They board everybody on the flight. We're standing there, and I'm like, okay, what can we do for us? And they're like, well, you can go down to the gate number five or whatever. I think we'll have your bags there for you. And then you can call the 800 number and try to get your money back. I'm like, what? This is like crazy. This is like the worst. It was like the worst. Try to get your money back. You didn't go on the flight. Right, exactly.

And not because you missed it or whatever.

Right, yeah. So not because of any other reason than.

They said no.

They didn't have a seat. They just took you off the seat. Somehow, somebody, whoever had my seat, got my seat. The seat that they gave me got my seat over me or whatever. They bumped me out of my seat and put that person into the seat.

Or did they check in first? Did they double sell your seat and they checked in first?

I don't know because I checked on to the flight, you know, like at 3 in the morning or whatever it was when I wake up. And I had my seat. Everything was all set. And, ready for this, I had my seat and I wasn't sitting by my family. I called to see if I could actually move by my family. And the person said, no, there's no other seats. There's nothing to do. And I'm like, okay, no problem. So they knew I had my seat. Delta knew that I had a seat. Long story short, I see why people go to the, you know, you see on the airplanes and stuff like that. They get crazy. The guy who ended up coming to help us was like the guy who was in charge of the whole Delta thing. and do you know do you guys ever have this where somebody starts helping you and they smile at you the whole time that they're helping you like you're kind of like sitting there uh you know and you're upset about something and they're the whole time going yeah well you know so this is a and it was like a real condescending smile oh i was just like oh my god this guy's trying to get me and i wasn't gonna get get Thank you.

Because guess what? I had a drink right beforehand. So you were smiling, too. So I was smiling, too. I was having the greatest time of my life at that moment. So I asked the guy, I said, can I ask you a question? He said, what's that? I said, you gave me an 800 number, which, by the way, I called that 800 number, and you call the 800 number. There's no humans. No, what did they say on there is, sorry, but you can't rectify your situation on this number. You need to go to delta.com Slash whatever the heck it is So basically it's an 800 number telling you that you can't use the 800 number So I asked him Would I get more response If I went on Twitter and tweeted About this And he goes are you threatening me And I go no I'm not threatening you I'm just asking you an honest question Would I get more response on Twitter Than I would get you know being on an 800 number

Every time

Well that is a veiled threat though Well be honest with you I had a ticket All I want is I want my money back And to be honest with you, I want my money back And I want to know why it is I got kicked off the flight And these other people got $2,500

And you got a boarding pass

And the frustrating part is you're 100% right When it comes to customer service Unless you do it publicly in front of other people On an online platform Nobody seems to really care about helping you with your issues

It's crazy And honestly the problem with the airlines Is they're never accountable like you could spend you spend more money on your airline tickets than you spend on your rent or your mortgage or your car payment and they basically they have the ability you know to not uh worry about you and if that was your rent or your car payment or whatever you at least have somebody you could talk to yeah with the airlines it's like oh too bad they just pass you from person to person to person yeah it's crazy so long story short i ended up filing like a complaint i don't know where that goes the guy said sent me like a uh an email it was the weekend it was holidays i'm hoping that i get some answers today i haven't gotten refunded for the tickets so the three tickets i don't get refunded didn't get refunded on and that guy's still smiling so the smiley guy at delta airlines is still smiling what's up joe

hi how's everybody doing this morning good what's going on so i just had a comment on everything so it was uh my dad's first time flying and i bought his tickets for going on the airplane and we were flying out of Detroit to Las Vegas and I didn't think about putting his uh he's the second person in our family with the same last name so I didn't think about putting the you know number two in his name well they let him fly out of Detroit but they wouldn't let him get back on the plane in Las Vegas so we're going through security and getting checked in they're like oh no you can't get on and my dad you know face was pricey's like I don't know what to do I've never done this before First of all, I had to come back out of security and go help him. We spent 45 minutes fighting with him.

Wait, so just because he had the same name as yours, aren't there a lot of people that share same names?

Yeah, but he'd have to have the second in there on his name.

Is that legally on his license plate? Yeah. Is that on his license? Oh, so you didn't put it on, right?

Right. So we asked the lady if we paid for a seat so he could sit next to us. And he would not, they would like, yeah, you can sit next to him on the airplane or whatnot. And we're like, perfect. Well, we waited for the last people to get on the airplane and to make sure no one was sitting in his seat. Well, yep, there was a lady sitting in his seat. So he had to sit all the way in the back of the airplane. And he had to sit next to two little kids, and they were falling asleep on him on the airplane. Plus, he was terrified because I'm a pilot myself. So I told him the worst place to sit in the back is the back.

Oh, geez. Oh, God. Why would you tell your dad that? By the way, the craziest thing is on Friday we were talking about those people that hover to get on their planes. I think it's karma for that conversation that we had. I think that's the problem. What's up, Candice?

Hey, so this was years ago, over a decade. I had a lot of issues getting from Michigan to Mexico. And I forget what the actual issue was, but I was contacting customer service over and over again. I eventually just did, like, some crazy research on the Internet. I found the CEO's email address, and I CC'd him on the message back to the customer service, and he replied back to the woman telling me, like, we're going to get you a refund and a free ticket. Call this number, and we'll set you up. He just wanted it to be done.

Wow. That's great.

It was paragraphs in so many emails. And, yeah, so you got to use the Internet.

to use your resources it's so sad you have to email the ceo of the company in order to get

customer service you know that girl hated you right now she's known now now she's known to the person brianna what's going on what did you get for your uh non-flying

efforts um well so i actually was on a plane and i sat next to like this random guy and he was really drunk and um right before takeoff he told me the plane was gonna blow up and so then when he went yeah and when he went to the bathroom i told the flight attendant and she did nothing when it moved me um and so i wrote a letter and i got a 25 gift card that's all you got

That was a $25 gift card.

Literally all I got for like a traumatic experience.

Listen, I'm at a point right now. I'm at a point right now where I would just want my money back and that's it. Like I wanted my money back. But to be perfectly honest with you, it really did bum me out. Like honestly, I don't, $2,500, whatever. I chose not to take that. Probably could have chosen that and would have been better off. The smiley guy is the thing that bothers me. Like when you smile, like I don't, to me.

Passive aggressive.

It's so passive aggressive. And honestly, Chelsea said to me at the end, she goes, I was so proud of you. She goes, when he was smiling, I thought you guys were friends. And then eventually I realized he was doing that just to kind of get you pissed off. And I was like, you ain't going to get me because I had an old fashioned.

Don't miss this in Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 in minutes.

Got an update on Jeremy Renner and why he might not be back to acting for years. I saw this.

It's not doing well.

Following his injury. Plus, Selena Gomez has a new famous boyfriend tell you who he is coming up in the 30s.

Plus, tickets to go to our big show starring Future. We'll have those for you next.

Who was seen with who? Who's banging who? And what will you be talking about all day? Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 in minutes. On Mojo in the Morning.

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All right, we'll get you caught up on what's trending this morning. Got a lot of good stuff coming up here on the show, including a scam in just a little bit. Actually, senseless survey since it's Tuesday. Shannon, what you got in this dirty?

Well, Jeremy Renner's injuries from his freak snowplow accident are worse than anybody knows and could require years to fully heal. The Marvel actor suffered critical injuries, remember, on New Year's Day when he was run over by a six-and-a-half-ton snowcat near his Reno, Nevada home. Suffered from blunt chest trauma and all sorts of orthopedic injuries. Now, he has undergone surgery, and he remains in the hospital where he shared a couple of selfies and videos. seems to be in good spirits. However, a source telling me his condition is way worse than what's been revealed publicly. I mean, he almost died. It's a miracle he even survived that. But that same source telling me that it could take him more than two years to be back to good health,

to be back to normal. I heard walking is tough for him right now. Yeah. I heard a report yesterday that was on and they were talking to somebody that was a friend of his and they said that But that's going to be a lot of rehab to kind of get back up on his feet.

Long road to recovery. Yeah. Selena Gomez is dating Drew Taggart from The Chainsmokers.

Which one is he? One of the two. Well, did I catch you on that one, too? Let me look him up. Is he the dark-haired guy? Is he the singer or the guy that does it?

Is he a chain or smoker?

Drew Taggart. Let's see what he looks like. Oh, he's the singer guy. He's the good-looking guy that sings with Halsey. Oh, Megan, I'm sorry Oh, I forgot Megan was here I have your Toledo microphone

I don't know that I like this relationship, by the way I don't know how great of guys these guys are And I really like Selena Gomez

Didn't they just do an interview about a threesome, too?

They loved having threesomes with fans

That was weird how they did it together, though

Yeah, yeah

I can't have a threesome Listen, it's not a gay thing Like where you're with another guy Because I wouldn't want to have a threesome with any of the girls on the show and somebody else.

But they're like brothers. They work. They're together every day. Yeah.

Yeah, that's even weirder.

So Selena, Drew, very casual and low-key at this point. They like to, like, go bowling together. That's their thing. But lots of PDA. Anybody who's ever seen them together said they pack on the PDA.

I actually think that they're a cute couple. Although I will say this, no offense, but it does seem like a downgrade from like Bieber days and stuff like that.

You think Bieber is an upgrade?

Bieber's an upgrade. Bieber's not an upgrade. Bieber's a star. I'd date Justin Bieber. I think the man is very talented. He and I had some emotional issues with each other early in our careers.

Well, you got over that hump.

But now we're very good at not talking to each other.

Hard pass. All right. In a new interview promoting her new romantic comedy, Shotgun Wedding, with Josh Jumel, Jennifer Lopez opening up about blending families with Ben Affleck.

Been together. The kids moved in together. So it's been like a really kind of emotional transition.

But at the same time, all your dreams coming true.

And it's just been a phenomenal year. Is she watching a game? Stop asking questions. Just listen to the clip.

No, but no. I don't know. What is that noise behind it? It sounded like she was watching Monday Night Football.

I don't know.

I'm sorry. You didn't tell me that there was music behind it. I would have stopped.

All right.

I apologize.

You need another drink, like at the airport. Just calm yourself down, okay? Go ahead.

You got another clip from her? Let's hear it.

This one's quiet in the background. She also described her husband as dreamy and talked about why they had two weddings.

We got married down in Savannah And everybody was panicked about the weather Like whether it was going to just be pouring rain Or if it was going to be so hot That everybody was going to be uncomfortable So we just ran off the day

She's got music again

That is you I edited that clip There's nothing

What do you got playing? Perfect way to do it You just take the pressure

I know, it was Ben's idea I can't take any credit for it

Did you listen, preview this After you recorded it in the system?

Sometimes it overdubs on stuff. I'm going to talk to you with a smile on my face for the rest of the day. And call yourself Paul. Elvis Presley's famous estate, Graceland, will go to Lisa Marie Presley's three daughters. Just like she wanted. Graceland was left to Lisa Marie, Elvis' only child, as part of her inheritance. And a trust that dissolved on her 25th birthday. At which point she became the sole owner of the property. so it will now go to her daughters Riley Keough and twins Harper and Finley Lockwood and not only did Lisa Marie grow up in that home it's where Elvis died in 1977 she was nine years old at the time the funeral is going to be there too right also yesterday the Presley family announcing they will be holding a public memorial service for Lisa Marie on Graceland's front lawn that's happening on the 22nd so this weekend and then she will be laid to rest there next to her dad and her son Benjamin who died by suicide in 2020.

I've never been, but I've always wanted to. Is it worth going? Is it like the Motown Museum where it's like really big history?

Have you been, Spike?

No. They've left it just as he lived in it.

Which I think is very cool. No, you think it's kind of eerie? There's lots of Tic Tacs. I don't know how it would go. I would want to see it.

It's very roped off, so you can't really, it's not like you can walk in any rooms or anything. You get to peek in the room, but I wouldn't make a special trip for it.

I've lived here my whole life. I've never been to the Motown Museum.

Have you heard what they're doing to the Motown Museum right now?

Well, I know they're giving it a big upgrade.

It's unbelievable what they got. They got a big makeover that they're doing to the whole thing, and they're revitalizing that whole area. It's beautiful. Yeah. I love Motown Museum. Yeah.

And lastly, President Biden forgot the name of Martin Luther King Jr.'s daughter-in-law yesterday while singing Happy Birthday. The mortifying moment meant to honor 49-year-old Andrea Waters King.

Congratulations today, the honorees, including your wife, who I understand, is it birthday today? Well, look, my wife has a rule in her family. On somebody's birthday, sing happy birthday. You ready?

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Valley. Happy birthday to you

That's you guys Singing my birthday over here

She'll turn 30

Please keep that for forever

Is that hysterical? Yes, we need to keep it

You got a birthday Do you think of those situations His staff is like, no No, no, no Stay on script Shannon, we'll be playing that for you this week That will be yours for the big party that we got for you.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I'm bringing in my own birthday treats tomorrow. Don't worry. I didn't forget.

That's right. That's the new rules around here. It's all planned. Starting in 2023, you have to bring your own treats in like you do in school because that's just how it is.

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Mojo on the Morning Show. Patricia? Yes. Winner. Congratulations. Oh my God. Thank you. We're setting you up with a pair of tickets. You're going to our big show, which stars Future. Oh, I'm so excited. Tickets available at Ticketmaster.com. Future, Jeezy, Kodak Black January 29th Little Caesars Arena Get your tickets today Ticketmaster.com Congratulations to you Thank you We'll have more tickets for you coming up Again later today here on the show And be listening Next hour because We're back this week with Our $10,000 Grocery giveaway It's our Mojo in the Morning $10,000 Kroger Grocery Grab at 7, or at 8.30, excuse me, 7.30 Central. We're giving you $250 in gift cards and qualifying you for $10,000 in free groceries. All right, Mojo on the morning show. So Megan, you did a little retail therapy this weekend.

Well, we all know I don't like dealing with my problems. So I decided what a perfect opportunity, but to shop my stress and depression away. I had just cleared out a few of my Closets that sounds very rich I live in a house that was built In 1944 and the closets Are 80-80

How many square feet again did you tell us Until it's on Friday

It's just over 800 square feet

My last apartment was much larger Not the closet You know what you should do though You should just Plate it off like it's fancy You don't have to tell the listeners any different Because that sounded really cool

You know what I think you should do? I think you should kick your brother out and make his room a closet. There you go. A big closet.

The plan. When I bought the house, it was not for the immense storage capabilities. It was for the extra bedroom that I was going to turn into a storage unit.

Say that sentence one more time about the closets. Say, I cleaned out my closet.

All of my closets. So many.

actually she's so rich her people cleaned out her closet that is it that is it well um

i genuinely was like okay well let's do some retail therapy let's destroy all the progress that i had made decluttering the house and one of my favorite favorite favorite companies was having this huge clearance this weekend and so i got so much stuff and most of it was non-refundable I got very excited, and I went to show my girlfriends a screen grab of everything that I bought, and I realized 75% of the clothes that I bought are in the wrong size. No. Yes. No, wait. No. Love the non-refundable items. Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes. So did I just make my depression, stress, and anxiety way worse? Yes, I did. I didn't have the money for this, and I did it anyways. And now it's useless.

But.

Oh. Poshmark. how long how long did you have that good feeling for like maybe 45 minutes before i told my girlfriends because we're on a group chat where she always tells us um when she's she follows this page online it's amazing it tells you when apps are glitching and so she got 48 yankee candles this weekend for 54 dollars so she started texting me and she was like look at what i got and i was like look at what i got and then i got very stressed out realizing that i had made a horrible horrible horrible mistake because this company is english not american and i bought my size and a company that does not do the same size as us oh yes that's what i did

i had it's funny that you mentioned this because i had a little retail therapy about uh i don't know like 60 days ago or so i was so excited over the fact that i could fit into two x's like comfortably again having lost a little bit of weight with ideal you and I bought a 2X I should bring it in. It's a kid's 2X Oh, I didn't even know that was a thing. See, I don't think that it is. I think they, aren't kids clothes supposed to be like 1T, 2T 4Ts, something like that?

No, not once, like once they're past the baby stage they're actually like

small, medium, large. We need to change this around but it was, because it's funny because I opened up the bed, it was like this really cool like champion sweatshirt thing and it had like some design on it that i've never seen before well i guess what the reason i've never seen it before because it's in the kids section if you still have that i might fit into that 844 mojo live

844-665-6548. How did retail therapy go bad?

By the way, retail therapy is truly, it's legit. My therapist, Karen, shout out to Karen, said it is, like you're not supposed to do it all the time, but you do get the dopamine or whatever. It does make you feel better as long as you keep it within your budget. Well, here's where it

really backfired. Here's the truth that I didn't want to say was I cleared out my closet of all the clothes that don't fit that I wanted to fit and it was hard to let go of some stuff. It was a big reality check of, babe, you got to get rid of it. It's not going to happen.

Do you sell on Poshmark? Make money. Then you feel good. There you go. Then it's like a full circle. I don't feel like I have anything worth selling on Poshmark.

Oh, people will buy anything. Okay.

All right. Well, then to have this completely backfire was like, buy the clothes that fit. Feel good about yourself. Pay all this money. Oh, none of these are going to fit.

Jody, what's up? You want to say something, Megan?

Well, one thing is, Megan, you just got a bunch of new clothes you could sell and make money off of.

Yeah, that's what these guys were saying. Megan doesn't believe that her taste people would buy, but yes, they will buy everything.

And she has good taste. Also, maybe you could reach out to the company before they ship it and let them know what happens, and maybe they can make some adjustments.

Is the company reachable? Because sometimes you order the stuff and it's like a company that you have to call like 20 continents.

Now I've got to see if it's shipped.

Steven?

Hey, what's up?

What's going on? How are you, everyone? Good morning. Say hi to Megan.

I wanted to talk to Megan. I wanted to see where we should get all them Yankee candles from. I'll try to get a hold of them.

Right?

What is the app people are asking for the app?

That I bought from?

No, the one that tells you all the glitching apps.

Oh, hold on. Let me find it.

Yeah. Because I want to. I'm down. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, hell, yeah.

I stopped listening after that. I was wondering where do I get those candles at

Stephen how many candles do you have in your place

Oh my god So many I got little ones, big ones, small ones

You look like a cathedral church At your house don't you

That's how much my girl loves them candles The Yankee candles Every time she goes to bed Bath and bed That's it

She gets them

She's always grabbing candles She's always looking for good deals too

What's your favorite scent that you have of a candle?

It's the Mimosa. I think it's the Mimosa.

Mimosa. They have a Mimosa scent. Wow. That's awesome. All right. Thank you, buddy. I appreciate it. Thank you. Bye, Steven. All right. Mojo in the morning.

You guys.

You guys. You guys. Great news.

It's time for an official government survey. And when we mean official, we mean we're officially full of s**t. This country is going to s**t.

You got it on Mojo.

It's Mojo in the Morning Senseless Survey.

Hello? Hi, this is Bob Dabalina from the U.S. Senseless Bureau, and you left a few answers blank in the last survey that we mailed to your home. We were just wondering if we could follow up. It should take about 30 seconds. Can I just ask how many people currently reside in your home?

Two.

On a scale of 99 to 100, how awful is your job?

All right, maybe five.

Five on a scale of 99 to 100. And what's the most Midwest way to say goodbye? Watch for deer or text me when you get there?

Um, text me when you get there.

Would you buy a scented candle that smells like the Detroit Lions locker room? Are we almost done with these questions? Well, the season's done, that's for sure. We can move on to the next question if it hurts too much. And what's the story with Prince Harry? You buying it?

Why am I getting asked all these questions?

Well, it's just for the U.S. senseless bureau. On a typical day, how many drinks have you had before noon?

Who has a drink before noon?

What are you doing, that dry January thing? No. You're just judging me. Okay. All right, next question from the drunk with the government telemarketing job who lives with his mom over here. I was wondering, why isn't the word phonetic spelled like it sounds?

I have no clue.

And are ducks just 4x4 all-wheel drive chickens?

I'm just wondering what these questions are for.

We're down to the last two questions here. Would you visit a smaller Mount Rushmore that featured the faces of the Kardashians?

I don't think I would.

No, you wouldn't visit Mount Kardashmore? no no mount kardash more all right and never think if you are waiting for a waiter you've

just become a waiter i would have to agree with that

When American poet Lizzo stated it's bad bitch o'clock, yeah, it's thick 30, what time do you think she was referring to? I don't know what you're talking about, but I got to go. Oh, that's fine, then. Let me just ask you this. And when Nicki Minaj said, you can smack it, you can grip it, you can go down and kiss it, do you think? Oh.

By the way, I've always wanted to know the answers to those questions, too. It's a Mojo in the Morning senseless survey.

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Mike, how was your celebrity meet and greet that you had over the weekend?

Oh, it was good. It was good. So it was a buddy of mine's, like, grand opening party for his production company, which is called Black Pigeons. They're going to start doing movies here, or they're hoping to start doing movies here in Michigan. And they're a big part of that tax incentive and all that kind of stuff. So they're a big part of, like, doing movies in Grand Rapids and bridging the gap between Hollywood and Grand Rapids. And so he invited me out to the grand opening party, and he mentioned that Lamorne Morris from New Girl was going to be there, which is Winston. Winnie the Bish. And so we went and showed up, and he was there, and he gave a speech. He's a really cool dude. I guess he works for iHeart, too. I had no idea. But I guess he does podcasts for iHeart, like a new girl podcast. I didn't know that until that night. But that in right there, he's like, oh, you got to come to our after party. You're part of the iHeart family. You got to come to the after party. I was like, yeah, we might do that. I was like, but before we go, can we grab a picture really quick? He's like, yeah, yeah, sure, of course, of course. And so we asked this girl who's standing right there, hey, can you take a picture of us? So we get a picture, and for some reason, my stupid face wouldn't cooperate, and I kept blinking or making a weird face in the picture. And I didn't have the live photo on, so I'm like, ah, I can't. You know, these are stupid. These are dumb. So I was like, we've got to get somebody else to take this picture because I'm not going to ask her to take 8 million pictures. So we asked another person that was standing with Lamorne or Winnie the Bish, hey, can you grab a picture? In that moment, right, in that moment, she, the girl who originally took our picture, looks over and sees us taking another picture with somebody else and gets, like, offended. Like, her picture wasn't good enough. How dare you? What are you doing? And she starts throwing a fit to the DJ standing right there. Wait, really? Yes. She made a big, huge deal about the fact that I asked somebody else to take a picture. And if you look at the picture I sent you guys, you can see the guy to his right is reacting to her because she's, I mean, she's throwing a fit. And my face is, oh, my God, just don't blink in this one so we can keep this picture. But also don't smile. And then, like, I'm watching it all play out, too. I didn't realize that was an offensive thing to do. To ask for a retake? With somebody else.

But sometimes, like what happened in your, you're like, it's not a good picture or your eyes are closed. Yeah. I always get super nervous having to do that too, but you got to get a good picture.

Yeah. I always am the person that chooses the worst person to take a photo to. Like I'm the guy, I'm the guy that goes, oh, hey, can you take a quick photo? And it's like a random stranger. And the person has no, they're like, I don't know iPhone at all. I'm like, wait a second. Okay. So I got the Android user trying to figure out where to go. he's got or she's got her finger over the camera and they can't figure it out or the worst picture or they turn it listen you listen you ruined my photo with taylor lautner you ruined it and nobody listen i'm gonna say this to you guys right now these two guys i will never and spike i'll add him to the list too never take a photo of those guys want to know why first off they want you to take 8,000 photos. Nope, just one clear one. Because 8,000 photos. Oh, no, that's not good. We don't ask everyone else to take 20. It's just you. And I look at them and I go, listen, you guys already filter the crap out of your stuff. Why don't you guys just filter the crap out of it? It will look fine.

You can't filter closed eyes.

You can't filter so much blur.

But it wasn't my eyes that were closed. You're the one that kept your eyes closed.

I'm going to repost the photo just so people understand.

It wasn't my fault. Mike, you looked shnazzy, by the way, in this photo.

You did.

Look at you all dressed up.

Is that a new outfit?

Yes. Yeah, yeah.

I didn't know what to wear to the... Thank you. And I don't know what to wear to the wig.

Allie all pregnant.

I know. Her bump is so cute. Yeah.

Yeah. Look at that.

Looking good, man. Looking good. Is that a thing? Can you not ask another person to take another photo? Like if they're...

taking a photo for you and are there certain people that you just cannot ask to take photos because that that's another one too when people are just like randomly walking in a in a public area and you just go hey can you take a photo i've had people that give you like that i'm not taking a photo like i don't want to do the whole thing i thought everybody was like fine about that

but you have to scope out who you think is going to take a good photo you can't pick an old person no offense a woman in her 20s knows how to take a great photo and they'll take like 10 because They get it, that you need a few.

You can always tell the people that don't care, too. Like if you hand them the phone and they're like.

Or they just take one. I'm like, it's not going to be good.

Yeah. And then you can also tell the people that know how to take a photo because they get really fancy with how they're holding the camera. You're welcome. They hold it and take a bunch of them. Hold on a second. We understood the assignment. Or they change your back. They go, the lighting's not good. You don't want the light there behind you. You want to put the light over here. like they'll do stuff like that and you're like wow this person's unbelievable and then you start

thinking they're gonna run off with my phone i love when you ask somebody to take a photo it's always like a kid if i ever ask like a kid who's like 15 they always have to take a selfie of

themselves in there actually it's funny because i've seen it before where you ask somebody to take a photo and they'll go i'm not really good at this thing and then they'll hand it to their kid who's like 10 and you're like wait and then they go that's actually a pretty good photo Would you like to be Reese's intern? You can be our Director of Social Impacts intern at the radio station. What's up, Aunt Amanda? Yes. Hi.

Hi. I am walking into work, but I heard the comment about retaking pictures, and I had to share. We go and visit my brother in prison, and you get a picture in the visiting room. And my mom has them retake pictures if she doesn't like the way that she looks in there.

Oh, really? Who takes it? Does the guard take it? uh no another uh inmate oh wow so you're asking the other inmate to take take the photo do they get up do they ever get particular at all or they'll they'll angle down if you have to angle down though they yeah yeah do you ever ask the question what you in for because i would ask everybody that question that's a no-no that is what's your what's the brother in for or

I'd rather not share

Bad photo taking Because we should arrest Mojo Can you be in for that Alright thank you for the call Take care Mojo in the morning show Phone number is 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Text is 95500. If you are driving and listening to the show on the iHeartRadio app, I get it because sometimes you like to be able to have us on in your car, but if you've got to get out of the car, take us with you. You already are mobile enough. And if you have anything that you would like to comment during the show, You can always text us and we'll read your text or we might even call you back and tell you, you know, hey, go on the radio with us and talk to us. We would love to have you here. You're home of the phone scams. Today, by the way, is Phone Scam Senseless Survey Day, but it's also Breakup or Makeup Day. So being a fact that we were off yesterday and recognizing Martin Luther King Jr. Day, we have our normal Tuesday stuff. on the show so i mentioned in last hour so i was talking about how we um had the issues at the airport so there's the issues with uh that where they you know canceled my uh my plane ticket so we ended up having to cancel going away i gotta tell you guys the funniest so we had somebody that was going to be staying at our house and when we decided that we were okay not going to go on this trip because i didn't have a ticket and chelsea and luke weren't going to go we all decided that we would just drive home well we didn't call the person that was house sitting for us and tell them that oh no and we pulled up to our house to about i think there were three or four cars in the driveway perfectly positioned and parked away from the ring cam so that you You couldn't see it out of the ring cam range of being able to see it on the ring cam. Because I did look at our house at the time, and I said, well, we'll just go home. And actually, I saw that there was an Amazon package on the front doorstep, and I said, oh, this is good. We got a package anyway. We'll go.

home you know whatever the whole deal is and when we showed up at the house and pulled in i couldn't even pull into my garage because the cars were all kind of blocking me i had to park on the street walked in to the person that was house sitting for us and four other people sitting around having drinks and hanging out watching uh tv and movies and stuff wow was this person so surprised oh they were shocked well first off it was it was wild because i said to chelsea i go did you say that they could have you know people over and she goes no she goes but you know i get it you know if they want to have somebody over i said well it's different between somebody and a whole bunch of people that are that are coming over and um she when we walked inside was so shocked it was like the look that somebody gives and i don't know this look because i've never experienced this before but i can only assume when you either a catch them naked in a toilet you know what i mean like you walk into the stall and you see that yeah or be walking on them you know having sex with your your wife or something you know like one of those moments i have caught somebody in the toilet going to the bathroom though i did i i take that back um but it got me thinking this would be a really funny topic of what did you catch the house sitter doing like have you do you guys ever have people like go like Shannon you're going away do you ever have somebody

just come over and it's like and no because my dad watches my dog and I have grandparents watching

the kids but I'll watch your house if you were let any one of us go and stay at your place and watch your house who would be the one person on the show that you would like it would be it would

be mike because i know mike it would be mike because i know you're so cautious in particular about things that my house would be in good shape when i got back and i think you would try to fix things yes while i was gone see that might be the only issue and i would really appreciate that there

might be projects started that you didn't intend to be yeah i don't want you to fix anything don't touch the house um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 it's funny because i said to chelsea i go you know who we should have if we ever do this again like where we have somebody say and honestly the person that stayed and i didn't i'm not saying their name because chelsea's like don't say it say their name but i would let them stay again but i said we should have lydia lydia would be actually good or kp yeah and she so chelsea says what about reese because i was thinking like people that you know you know would come and say and i go there ain't no way i would have reese do that thing because i've seen reese post some pictures sometimes of him just randomly sitting in his house and hanging out his house and you look like you don't shower all weekend i shower i don't yeah i don't want you in my bed with the stink on i will say my dad did go out of town one

time though and he installed cameras because he knew that i was gonna have people over yeah And I caution tape off all of the places where the cameras were, so you couldn't. You caught me. Oh, my gosh. That is genius. And I still threw a party, and I still got away with it. That is so smart.

And you keep inviting all these young people who have friends and plans. I'll sit on your couch for five days. Nothing will happen. That is true.

That is true. Actually, you know what? You would watch all the shows, and you wouldn't undo it that you watched it. It would look like I watched all those shows.

All of your snacks would be gone, and then I would buy you new snacks because I'm respectful.

Actually, to be honest with you, I would have no problem letting you, but I know you drive from afar, and I don't want you to have to do it.

What's great is you went to the airport, you dealt with all the idiocies there and came back. They wasted no time. She was there two hours later. She already had a whole crowd at your house.

Well, we did go really early. So our flight was at 2-something, and it was boarding at like 1.45. I showed up at the airport. We signed off the show at 10.30 on Friday. I was at the airport by 11.15. Like, I was there. So I was there really early. And you're right. It was an afternoon party. I mean, it was happy hour.

It was day drinking.

Yeah, it was day drinking going on right now.

They may have been camped out at the Blintby down the street waiting at Subway for you to actually, like, pull away.

First off, you should see how much she packed to stay at my house. And secondly, you should have seen all the grunt. We said, oh, no, take all the stuff you have. She loaded up the fridge with stuff Like she was planning on like making a full meals And you know barbecuing And doing all kinds of stuff

That's the reason I have a house sitter To keep people out of the house I'll ask my neighbors to watch the house But I don't tell them to go in the house

Chelsea actually said were you jealous of the fact That she was going to actually use our cooking utensils What's up Jordan Hi

Hi I have a story it's not about like a house sitter but it's about what my mom caught our babysitter doing uh-oh yeah same thing you asked the

babysitter to come over

You don't expect them to be bringing other people

What did you catch the babysitter doing?

Well, when we were younger We were telling her that she would leave my brother In the crib all day long And he would cry and she wouldn't take care of him So she put a camera In the fireplace and put his crib In front of the fireplace

And what did she see?

The babysitter sat on the couch All day long with her boyfriend And my brother just cried all day long Oh my gosh

That's awful, that's horrible

Needless to say, she never got hired again

I bet, yeah Chelsea, yours wasn't a house sitter, it was a dog sitter

Yeah, I hired a dog sitter Off an app And I came home to razors in my shower Like human razors Dog puke all over my floor She clearly had a party Because there was people's jewelry And glasses in my sink That smelled of alcohol And I hired her for 15 hours overnight While I went to Faster Horse

I gotta be honest I know everybody hires plumbers and electricians and people like that on your app. I'm not hiring somebody on an app that's staying at my house. No. Yeah.

No, not anymore.

I mean, I know we Airbnb our homes and everything like that, but there's a difference between Airbnb in the home and a person coming that's just going to randomly sleep in my bed. You know what I mean? Well, I guess they know there's no difference. See, I actually don't.

I was going to say, I don't think there's any difference.

No, I guess you're right. Fiona, hi.

Hi, Mojo.

Hi. You caught them having a party?

yeah my parents did so my sister and i we were kids and we went on vacation and we had the babysitter watch the house and she threw a huge party and left a napkin and then uh there was like one napkin of a note in the garbage saying telling somebody else to let the dogs out and my parents saw it and then when my dad got in his horse the seat was all moved around so he had a

party you know what this is like it's like ferris bueller's day off meets like risky business meets like all those other classic movies from the past. So they would have gotten away with it if they didn't move the seat to a different setting and leave that note in the garbage.

Yeah, and needless to say, she never babysat again after that.

I bet. Oh, my God. That's wild. Brando, I was going to call you Brando. That's actually kind of a cool name, but your name is Brandon. Yes, sir. What's up, Brando?

Hey, me and my wife went to Calhari for a weekend, and we came home early. And my mom was house sitting And she had all my nieces and nephews and some of my sisters over And they were having a cookout She had like one of her friends over staying

And she never asked you guys

Never asked She was baffled We walked in and like her friend was laying in our bed I'm like mom what's going on She's like oh I just had some people over I'm like why would you not ask

Was it her guy friend or who was it that was laying in

No it was one of her female friends

Okay I was going to say The worst is knowing that the people are fornicating in your bed.

That would have been terrible.

That's the reason why I don't want Megan house-sitting for me. You think I'm fornicating out of anybody on this show? Okay. I'm joking.

I'm lonely.

Oh my God. How about this one? Hannah says that they actually found out that the babysitter was stealing your clothes

yeah um so me and my older sisters and my mom she coached we all had high school volleyball so we had a family friend like a teammate of mine it's her stepsister babysit my little sisters and i started noticing little things going missing like a hoodie i laid out to wear the next day and then lululemon leggings and more expensive items and then like half my sister's closet was gone so we ended up accusing her saying we had cameras even though we didn't and she folded and said it was her and admitted to it all, and her parents had to, like, send us pictures of every item in her closet to get back everything.

Wow. Oh, my gosh. You know what that's like? That's like having a sister. It's like she's wearing your clothes, right?

Yeah, except we weren't getting it back.

That's crazy. Thank you for the call. Take care of yourself. Mojo in the morning. So, Spike, you went to California over the weekend, which is the land of celebrities the land of famous people and people thought that you were

a celebrity it's so funny because you just see them out walking around in the wild you know there's just people everywhere you go you go to the mall you go to a restaurant there's always somebody famous or somebody you look at and say i know they're famous who are they who are they who's that person and i'm the worst at it uh shannon i'll tell you whenever we were out in vegas or at a concert or backstage i never know who the famous people are back there because i just don't i don't get into watching tv or following tmz or anything like that so we were backstage at a concert and there were celebrities everywhere it's so funny because when you go to a vip room in los angeles you're not vip there's like really

famous people back there and you're like how did i get in this room but we're hanging out there and at one point i'm watching toby mcguire he looks like he's checking out my girlfriend he's kind of looking he keeps looking over at her spider-man told me yeah and i was like look spidey's checking you out and she's like no he just and i'm like look and we watched and he kept looking over at her and looking and he would catch her looking and and he was like a bunch of like models and stuff there was a bunch of people there and then i said you know what it is i realized when we were in los angeles that everybody's looking at everybody else trying to figure out who they are like the whole time you're backstage you're just looking around like i know that person how do i know that person are they famous who is that person and then it happened to me someone thought i was a celebrity and that was the funniest part to me this guy comes up to me at the bar and it was a friend of a friend and he told me how much he likes my music and i was like cool thanks what music and I'm like what is he talking about and he's like oh I love your music well he thought I was Mark Hoppus from Blink 182

you do resemble him

there's a lot of musicians in the room

I'm going to google Mark Hoppus from Blink 182

well I googled him I didn't think he looked alike so then this dude Calvin showed me the picture he brought up and I was like oh my god in that picture it does look like me

wait I want to see that picture

holy cow that's the picture that came up when he was like, is that the dude from Blink and Ray 2? And then he sent, and then that's the picture that came up. So he came over, but it happened like the whole weekend where people are constantly looking at you and you're looking at other people. And you're like, I know you're at brunch getting coffee and you're looking at that person like person sitting next to you. Who is that? Is that one of the bachelorettes? Looks like somebody. Yeah, it's somebody. I know I've seen that face before.

You know, it's funny. I get more excited over meeting like a real housewife or one of the people that's on, like, I don't know, 90 Day Fiance. Or if I met the wives that are on that Sister Wives.

I'm like a Miley Cyrus.

I would be, like, more excited about that than I would to meet, like, J-Lo.

I'm the same way.

Like, the reality stars to me, especially since reality television, like, really, like, just took over everything. Well, because I think you get so invested. They're, like, bigger stars. And I heard, I mean, we've heard the stories of like celebrities going in and, you know, getting into the DMs of some of these reality stars sometimes.

So it's funny because like there's, I'm the perfect person to be in the VIP because I'm never going to bother any of these celebrities because I just don't care. And like, like we were at a bar and I scooted past this guy. I'm like, excuse me, I'm trying to get a drink. Excuse me, do you mind scooting over a little bit? And my friend's like, you just scooted the singer from Black Crows. I'm like, I don't know. Carrie is in my way. I'm trying to get a drink. Like, I don't – I'm not there for a picture. I'm there for a cocktail. But, like, there was one party. We were staying next to Jared Leto the whole time, and, like, I never talked to him. I'm like, well, first of all, he always comes to all of our iHeart events. He's always at, like, every – isn't he always, like, backstage at every concert we ever put on?

He's friends with – I think he's friends with Tom and –

And John, maybe.

And John Sykes and those guys.

Yeah, it might be because he's always there. But then I was talking to somebody at the party about him. and I was saying, Cal, he's always backstage. And they said, oh, that's hilarious because he's in our neighborhood and they're always blowing him up on Facebook. I said, there's no way Jared Leto's on Facebook. They said the neighborhood has like one of those neighborhood Facebook groups, just like Shannon's does.

Yeah.

Except it's all the celebrities blasting each other. Wow. And they all are complaining that Jared Leto is the worst driver in the neighborhood and telling them to slow down. You're going to get somebody hurt. And I was laughing my ass off. They said, all these other celebrities are telling, like, it's just, they're all just like us. They're in the neighborhood. They're on Facebook telling each other's business on their little private Facebook group.

Do you remember the iHeartRadio Music Festival, like, four years ago or so, we're all walking in the casino, and John Stamos walks by us. Oh, my God. And we all, like, started fast walking to try to catch up to John Stamos, and we couldn't catch, and he wasn't like he was running. The guy, for some reason, is the fastest fast walker ever. And you wanted to meet Uncle Jesse, or you wanted to see Uncle Jesse?

I just wanted to be within, like, five feet of him.

Did you meet him?

No. He was, Mike, he was the fastest speed.

It was crazy how fast he was. He must mall walk.

This is a weird question, but did you get a scent? Does he have nice cologne on?

Didn't even get close enough. Couldn't get close. You gotta Google it, man. You'd be surprised what perfumes you can find online for celebrities when you Google what they smell like. It's wild.

The other thing was, I think it was the girl he was dating was, like, seven feet tall, and her legs were five and a half feet tall. So I think he was just trying to keep up with her.

It's wild, though. I do this. So locally, like, I will go out to eat sometimes. And I get, like, excited if I, like, see one of the television lawyers, you know, that are at dinner. Like, if Mike Morse is sitting at a table next to us.

And I'm like, 1-800-MIKE-WINS. You know what I mean? Like, where's your mom? Like, you ask, like, these dumb questions like that. But if you see, like, the local people that are, like, on television or the car, you know, like, you see, like, car dealers and stuff like that. Like, you're like, oh, that's so-and-so, you know, the Ford dealer.

I would cry if I could meet Jumana. I love her. Oh, she's great. Oh, my gosh. She's great. I've never met her.

Her billboards, absolutely iconic. She is a lovely, lovely woman. I would cry to meet her. Her and her daughter came to Shatila Bakery When we were doing our town tour one summer Megan hold on Shut up

I don't look nice enough She's a boss I don't look good enough

While he's dialing Megan while he's dialing I'll tell you the neighborhood Facebook group They were saying Harry Styles is the king of the canyon He's the nicest neighbor everyone says He'll talk to the trash guys out there Of course he is

he smells like vanilla and tobacco when you google it it's a tom ford don't worry about it don't worry about it i went to sephora specifically to smell the coffee does it smell good

leave her a message all right here here hold on leave her a message all right hold on a second here wait let me tell you where she is because she doesn't freak out jumana it's mojo and Spike, Shannon, everybody here. Hi, Jumana. Somebody from our show wants to say hi to you. She's your biggest fan.

Hi. I just wanted to know my name is Megan and I am always watching you, girl. That's what you went with? Yeah. It's a tagline on our billboard. Yeah. I'm obsessed with you and I'd like to know what lipstick you wear. Please. Thank you.

Okay. Call us back.

It's a great shade. It looks so good with her complexion.

Hang up the phone.

Her makeup artist.

So it's wild when you go to L.A. Can you imagine if you're in L.A.? It's different than, like, Detroit, Toledo, or Grand Rapids, where we have people that are celebrity here. You know, I mean, obviously we have M&Ms, and, you know, you have the Voss family. You got Scott Sands in Toledo. You know? You got all those people. But you have, but then in California, they truly are, like, celebrity celebrity, you know?

So the basement of the hotel we're staying in has a recording studio in it. And we checked in, and we're like, let's go get some drinks. i hit the wrong button i hit ground instead of lobby and i realized i didn't realize yet in the hotel we're like what floor we were supposed to go on and it opens and there's the recording studio and as and the guys is standing there and he goes oh hey how are you here right this way and he escorts me right into the recording studio and i'm like thanks and and he said have you been here before i said no this is really beautiful i said and he says well here i'll give you a tour and he starts giving meg and i a whole tour of the studio and he goes so this is the recording studio this is the control board this was the one that miley cyrus used but we switch it out sometimes if there if you want a different board we could switch it out like rihanna's producer had her own board and i'm like cool and then he goes you want to be in the studio i said sure and he takes us in the studio i was like this is a really warm room this is a really nice sound to it he goes thanks he goes so do you do you need an engineer are you good and i said oh i'm not here to record i i'm here i'm trying to get drinks and i said did you think i was here to record and he goes yeah and i'm like i don't know who he thought i was but i he thought you were mark hoppus well i guess like 182 so and like so meg said like you just carry yourself like someone that just looks like you belong somewhere and i said dude i'm just clueless that's what it is i just look around like i don't care because i just don't know where i'm going and

i just go with the flow you know who you're like you're like my father-in-law he like randomly just walks around places and he's a lot of go places yeah he doesn't feel embarrassed by doing that So funny.

So I was like, no. I said, well, who's in here recording? He's like, oh, well, no one's been in a few months. And Elton John was in here on his last tour like three months ago. I was like, oh, my God.

Wow. It was awesome. So hold on a second here. Listeners are calling in with their celebrity sightings of people that they have run into. 270 says that they met Judge Mathis. I love that guy. I actually met him at a Pistons game one time, the guy who's the courtroom guy.

Oh, Charlie Langton from Fox 2 is a big one.

Love him.

Brian Elias.

The 1-800-Hansons guys.

It's so funny. The only celebrity I got excited to meet the whole time I was out in Hollywood was from Detroit. I saw George Clinton from Parliament Funkadelic, and he's, of course, legendary funk, you know, one of the originators.

Bill and Hillary Clinton's youngest son?

No. No. No, I know. I'm talking to a guy who's not that into the older music, but George Clinton and Sly Stone and James Brown were pretty much the godfathers of funk music in the 70s.

Did you see that they're selling a real...

aretha franklin's home uh in detroit the one that she grew up in and the way that they're trying to sell the home oh my god jomana jomana just sent me a text i'll read it to you in a second so so they're selling aretha's home and they're selling it as a home that the reverend martin luther king malcolm x uh the jacksons like they're selling it as they've all like hung out there but it's it's 350 000 home hold on stand good morning oh no no no no no no we're calling she thought i butt dialed her no this is not a butt dial this is not a butt dial no butt dial pick up look how nervous megan is my hand no oh jumana that was not a butt dial that was intentional you'll have to listen to the message later because somebody on our show is your biggest fan oh really how are you mojo i miss you i miss you to meet Megan say hello to Megan from our show hi Megan I feel like we have a personal

connection because I see you all the time I'm like that's my queen oh my goodness I need to know who your makeup person is and your hair person and whoever styles you because girl you look fantastic every time i see you i'm like oh i almost just curse i really can do all of that yeah i'm waiting for you oh my god a legend i'm talking to a legend hey hey jumana and i know

i know how you are i know so i know the answer could megan one time and you just spend the afternoon together chit-chatting like maybe grabbing coffee or something how about you

answer that for me. Yes.

It's a yes. I know how you are.

It's a resounding yes. It's a capital yes, Megan. This is what dreams

are made of. Reach for the stars. Jumana will reach out and grab your hands

and pull it up with you. Wait, hold on. Jumana, go ahead. Do her line, her famous line from the Billbirds. Megan? I'm watching you. I'm watching you.

I got a comment from Jumana on my gingerbread house because everybody made gingerbread houses i made a gingerbread billboard with jimana's eyes

somebody did tell me about that but i don't know if i won or not did i win

and they're not gonna lose because you'll sue if they lose

oh my goodness we love you jimana oh and i love you too mojo i think the world of you and your Your team is awesome, each and every one of you.

Thank you so much.

I love you all. You are awesome.

Thank you so much, and we thank the world of you, too, and we appreciate you for calling us. Thanks for calling back.

My pleasure, and I look forward to meeting you, Megan.

Love you, Jumana. Take care. I'll talk to you soon, okay?

Bye-bye. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right. We are going to get you caught up on what's trending this hour. Shannon, what you got in this

hour is dirty. So this video that was going around all weekend of Britney Spears just, I don't want to say going off the deep end, but she was just acting very erratically in a restaurant. This was Friday night at a restaurant in Woodland Hills. She walks in with her husband Sam and a bodyguard. It's definitely more visual. It's hard to hear her, but. Everybody had their cell phones out and they were recording her. She got mad and just started and just started talking gibberish, like yelling. You can kind of hear it in here.

I feel bad for her when I just finally watched the video.

It was like she snapped and just went crazy for a couple of minutes.

She's holding the menu up to block people's view of taking a picture.

The one person that the Post and TMZ ran was literally filming her entire visit. It wasn't like a quick 20 seconds to show their friends I saw Britney. They never stopped recording.

I mean, you have to have some compassion. That has to suck. That can't feel good to have happen to you all the time. Well, her husband got visibly upset, got up and left. And people were like, wait a second, you just left her? What the heck just happened? Well, he was clearing things up in an interview he did yesterday.

Or gets a little bit too excited to see my wife. So everybody's filming, everybody's doing their thing. But you know how it is when you sit down to have a meal and people get their cameras out and start filming you and stuff. It's disrespectful, but the same comes with the territory. and I went to get the car to get the hell out of there and people just thought I'd left but that didn't happen.

Which is actually really nice if that's the truth. The gentleman. Get her out. Well, why couldn't we both go to the car? Yeah, I don't know. He just said she was frustrated and that's why she was acting the way that she was acting.

I think it's good that he came out and spoke because he looked bad and she looked like there was a fight or something crazy going on and it looked like it was nuts. I honestly... think that this guy, the Sam guy, though, is sketchy.

You said that from the very beginning.

I don't like the guy. I'm telling you. I don't think that she needs her dad, but I don't think she needs this guy, Sam. I don't know.

I don't know why the staff of the restaurant wouldn't just go over to those people and say, could you put your cameras down, please? Well, it was everybody.

It was everybody in the restaurant, though, at that point. Lions coach Dan Campbell on the Manning cast last night talking about watching playoff football, but not being in the playoffs.

I know you're not really a competitive guy, though, so am I right that watching this game hasn't been bothering you at all?

Well, yeah, that's exactly right. I would say that it is frustrating, but we also, we're responsible for that, too. We had our chance, and it was a little too late, you know, too little too late. We had a chance early in the year, so. But, you know, if anything, it motivates you is what it does. That's why I like watching these games. It just fuels your fire.

You know what's even more frustrating? To know that the Lions would have gotten in if the NFL referees that did that Rams-Seahawks game would have actually been good. Did you see that story over the weekend? I didn't. The NFL admitted that the referees blew, like, three calls at the end of that game. What? Which was the game that would have, you know, if the Seahawks lost and the Rams would have won, that the Lions would have been in the playoffs.

I don't know why they do that sometimes, because the damage is done. And I remember the NHL did that once after a Stanley Cup run. And you're like, you already, we all know it's bad by watching. But when you say that, then it just, it stings because then you realize my city should be there right now.

See, I like that they admit it because they need to fix that. And I'll tell you what, the officiating in football has just been awful this year. There's been so many mistakes, and they have replay. And the thing that messes me up all the time, Mike, is why is it that the thing that always happens to the Lions, to screw them, is not reviewable? Right. Don't you think that penalties in general should be reviewed? Like, if they review everything else, why can't they review that? They say no because it would mean that the game would end up like six hours or something like that. But if they see a clear mistake, somebody in New York should say, you know what, that's wrong, and we're calling down to the field. Instead of having the referee on the field go make the call, New York should make the call.

And then I get mad when people are like, well, don't leave it up to one game for you to make it to the playoffs. Like, that's on you as a team. But was it game two or game three of the season that the Lions clearly should have won, too, and it was bad calls at the end?

Well, listen, that Carolina game was the key. That was, like, the worst game that the Lions played all year, even of the other losses.

Cardi B, recalling the moment that she and her husband Offset found out that his Migos bandmate Takeoff had been shot and killed. I mean, this goes back to November, but she is now just coming forward to talk about those moments.

We was in bed and out of nowhere, like, Offset's phone kept ringing. My phone kept ringing and, like, Offset picked up the phone and he's screaming, like, no, no, no, no. And I'm like, what's going on? And he's like, Takeoff is dead. And I smacked him. I said, don't say that. Like, don't say that. And then he just like screaming and just throwing things, throwing up or running all over. And I was so scared. Like, I was just crying so much. It was just, it was terrible.

You know what's weird is that when she's calling him Offset, it makes me like feel like, you know, and I think, okay, that's his name, right? But it feels like weird that she's like saying Offset did this, Offset did that. Because, you know, you're not used to the name Offset being a person. things like if she would have said you know yeah shannon did this and then shannon did that but the name offset for some reason i don't know because it kind of is offset his real name or is it no or what's it no so she called wait is it so she calls his real name is kiari it's it's culture's middle name yeah interesting so that'd be like chelsea calling me mojo which she's never she only does when i don't listen to her but it's in an interview she's gonna

She's not going to use her real name in an interview.

And lastly, Kylie Jenner doing some posing on Instagram, rocking a black bodysuit, looking fabulous. But I couldn't help but laugh when I saw that Kim Kardashian in the comments wrote, can you please tag Skims? In response, Kylie wrote, I had to steal this from mom's house and now you want me to promote? Wow. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on MojoInTheMorning.com.

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Mojo in the Morning, breakup or makeup? You bring us the issue that you have in your relationship, and we bring it to the air, and then listeners get to weigh in and say whether or not they think that you guys should kind of work through problems and make up or get out of it and break up. We got here, Casey. Hello. How you doing?

Hey, I'm all right.

Good. Tell everybody how long you guys have been dating.

Okay. So Ryan and me, we've been together for about six months.

So it's been a fairly new relationship.

Yeah.

There's been something that he's been doing recently, though, that has caught you off guard and has gotten you to maybe kind of be a little, I don't know if I like this. What is it?

Yeah, I mean, I'm kind of weirded out, actually. He started getting pedicures once a week.

Okay.

And he's really into it. Like, he gets the full-on nail color and everything.

and oh so he's not only he's not just keeping himself groomed he's also choosing a color

yep okay and like at first i thought okay this is kind of cute and funny um but now he's kind of starting to to get really into it in the sense that he's sharing his pedicure stories on instagram

Okay You don't like that

Well I was like okay Maybe it's something we could do together So I suggested why don't we go together It could be like a kind of bond And he says No it's his treat He wants to go alone

Interesting Well you know it's interesting I see a lot of guys these days getting You know Coloring their nails

There's a guy next to me over the weekend that was getting a pedicure sitting right next to me.

I've never seen guys getting colored, though. Yeah, he's getting black on his toenails. Their toenails. That's interesting. Well, I guess I don't see guys' feet. But I see some guys doing it with their hands. So you don't like that?

No, I mean, it's just so much energy and time.

What bothers you the most, the fact that he's getting a pedicure and getting actual nail polish or that he wants to do it without you? Without me.

Interesting. Well, maybe, I don't know.

I think some people just like to do their self-care alone, and I actually don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Is this going to be like a situation where people are going to be like, you know, a woman, a guy should never tell a woman what to do with her hair. You know, you should never tell a guy what to do with his nails. Or is this a situation where have you thought maybe there's a possibility that he could be gay or what is your, you know.

Because he's getting toenail polish.

Well, but I'm wondering. But he's also secretive in not wanting her to go with. And maybe she's, what is he hiding? Is he hiding more than that? Honestly.

Well, I mean, I hadn't thought about it to that extent, but just the idea of, like, okay, like, is there some secret club he's going to? Like, yeah.

Well, you know where he is. I mean, he's telling you.

He's not hiding it. He just doesn't want you there. Yeah.

Right. But I'm saying if this was War of the Roses, we would say, all right, let's make a phone call and see where he's going to send a dozen free roses because we want to know what's going on. Actually, we probably wouldn't because we don't really try to out people. Sometimes it just happens accidentally. But I think that there's like, okay, well, why is he being so secretive of this?

I wouldn't want to do a War of the Roses here. I don't think that this is that big of a deal.

We wouldn't do a War of the Roses. That's what I'm saying. But I'm saying, in a lot of cases, people would say, he could be cheating on you. Why is he doing that? He's on the phone with us right now. Let's ask him these questions. Ryan?

Yeah, hello.

How are you? So, Ryan, what color did we choose this week?

Today's sort of like a neutral skin tone. You know, just a little bit to show you that it's there, but it kind of blends in.

Okay. question why uh why not go get a pedicure or a manicure with uh with your girlfriend

well you know i started off doing it uh just to because you know to take care you know with the the hygiene and everything and uh i just really enjoy the me time you know i like to be tampered i like to sit in the chair and you know just relax and talk and i don't know it's just it's It's my time to do my thing. Take care of me. I get it. You know?

Okay. Jennifer, comment from you. Breakup or makeup is what we're doing.

Hello?

Hi, Jen.

Hi. I just wanted to say that I think he should break up with her because it's a little weird that she's threatened by his free will and his, like, desire to go be by himself and have some time to, like, take care of himself. Like everything doesn't have to be about her And I think it's really great to see a man Like in touch with his femininity Going to get his nails done by himself She should be patting him on the back And thanking him for being So cool as a man

Thank you for the call Appreciate that comment on that Casey Do you want to respond?

I mean it's not that I don't think That he's cool I do think that You're cool I just It would be nice to be included On something that seems to bring you So much happiness

But he doesn't follow you to every single thing Do you guys ever spend any time apart?

I mean we're pretty close We spend a lot of time together yeah

I mean maybe take her once You know what I mean? Just take her once just to get her fears out of the way I don't know Or go somewhere What's up Sean? What's up? What'd you want to say?

Maybe he's selling beat pics on OnlyFans Maybe he's trying to make some of that money

That's interesting Do people buy guy picks? I don't know But maybe there's an opportunity there for him Interesting If they do, Mike, get out Crystal, what's up?

I just don't understand What the big deal is With him wanting his alone time We encourage women to pamper themselves Self-care

Do what they need to do

And, you know, it's a taboo now that it's a man doing it. I think that they need to make up and she needs to respect his face and his, you know, desire to go out and pamper himself.

Maybe what you should do, Ryan, is you should let Casey have a choice of one of the colors that you use. Maybe, maybe like FaceTime her from wherever you go and get your pedicures and say, Casey, you choose. Here's three. Pick one.

Yeah, I'd be okay with that. Yeah, I could do that. I could do that.

Geez, I didn't even know that that was – I was just joking when I was saying it, to be honest with you. I didn't realize that was actually good advice. That's actually smart on my part, huh?

Just impress yourself. Good job, you.

I mean, there are times – I'll tell you, you know, Chelsea will go and she'll, you know, she'll get her nails done or her lashes and stuff. There are times where I actually do want to go. like I would love to go with and I've never gotten to a point where I've asked her and she said no, but there are times where it'd be kind of nice to go but maybe you guys do something together instead of doing nails, maybe go get a massage together or maybe go go do something together Ryan, here's the thing she's a little nowadays, everybody's all worried about what somebody else is doing nobody, people are insecure, thinking that something's going on Just, you know

You know, we just got this text message And I kind of want to read it Because this person makes a great point I would be more worried about him Wanting alone time at a bar Or anywhere else Than him taking care of himself Getting a manicure or pedicure

Yeah, or are we wrong in that? Because he's going to a place Where maybe there's a girl that he's You know Oh my

You can say that about anything.

You can say Mojo goes to the same Starbucks every morning and keeps seeing the same barista. Listen, I got friends. Maybe you just like coffee.

I got cheating friends that have found many places to go cheat. You know what I mean?

He's coming back with a full set, so obviously he's spending some time in that chair getting his nails done.

What a great excuse to hide that you're cheating because it takes a long time to get pedicures and manicures and stuff. Ryan, are you cheating? Ryan, question for you. question and you got to answer this one in an honest way okay if i were to offer you a free dozen roses who would you send them to first answer the questions for you have you sent flowers in the last 30 days and if so would you like to send six months six months

uh i i don't think we've had an occasion yet but there might be something coming up if you were

going to send flowers i got a free dozen roses my name is uh is valerie what do we know what is the name he is nicole nicole hi hi my name is nicole who would you like to send the flowers to

oh of course of course they're gonna go to casey all right good all right good answer

all right listen everything's fine you guys are good i'm glad though that you know this is the problem though everybody's chastising casey and i think nowadays if you got an issue if you got a problem you should be able to speak the problem without having to get like if you went to a therapist and said to a therapist i you know i'm i'm a little insecure about this and the therapist said how dare you it's 2023 you know what i mean they would never do that to you yeah they'd hear you out so all right that's a good point good luck to you guys take care thank you by the way we haven't talked to our misfit quarter of the singing manicurist in a while has anybody seen

him lately at all he's been like traveling i follow him on instagram he's been all over the place at all of these huge events and stuff we gotta get him back on our misfits by the way we

gotta kp make it in 2023 i know we're gonna have a big meeting today we're we're talking we gotta the miss we need a misfit call-in like maybe i don't know maybe some kind of a a thing where it's a weekly check up and just make sure they're okay because the other one too was trucker howard But I have no idea how to get a hold of Trucker Howard.

Yeah, we got to see how he's doing.

And the last that we heard of Trucker Howard was that he's battling cancer. And I want to, you know.

I haven't heard from him in a while. And it's actually worrying me. I know. It scares me. It's worrying me. Yeah.

Mojo of the Morning Show. Wow. So I'm thinking about this. Shannon did two things this past weekend that she kind of talked about never doing. One, you talked earlier this morning, you actually took an edible this weekend. To sleep. Which was, you've come over to the bad club.

It was magical.

The bad side hair.

Slept like a baby.

Now you know what you're going to do? No way. You're going to get a buyer's club card at the dispensary by your house.

I still have never been to a dispensary. I've got a place for you with a hottest security guard.

You're going to be the, she's going to have like the.

I just got one from a friend.

You're going to have like the Kroger Plus card of dispensaries. But you're right

I did say I would never do that

And then there's something else that you did That this one might be even More risque than I agree with you What'd you do? I swore That

Did I miss the

It's actually funny Because when Shannon does swear on the podcast We all are like Like when our moms swore We all get like, did she just say that?

Yeah. Is that the F word? If we've driven with her, we've heard her curse. Never in this building.

Well, so I bought a hair of white Crocs over the summer, and I swore I would only wear them to take out the trash, to walk the dog, to water my flowers. Never leave the house in them. Well, yesterday I found myself wandering through Whole Foods and Kroger and Target in my Crocs. Oh, welcome. I know. And of course I saw a million people In fact I have to shout out Listener Sadie And her son Cal Who I met at the Target at Starbucks And I was like I'm wearing Crocs And I said I would never wear Crocs You pointed them out to them? I did You didn't even try to be secretive about it

So yep I didn't swore I would never do it Oh my god Shannon Megan needs to call her dad Just so they tell you There's Shannon And hanging out, wearing the old Crocs.

I'm not even mad that you did it. They're comfortable. Honest to God, they're so comfortable.

Did you do Crocs with socks?

I didn't. I just come from yoga. So I was like sweaty. That's why I thought my Crocs would be the best option over my Uggs. I don't want my Uggs to smell. Got to think about this.

Spike, do you think differently of her now?

because I know you're not a Crocs fan. You know what? Nothing surprises me in this room anymore.

I'm not mad that you wore them. I'm mad that you talked about that it's okay to do because my dad will use this as validation as cool people stuff. And I don't need that. I don't know that I'm cool. He thinks you're cooler than me. You just validate.

It's because he's hot. Crocs are very popular.

I'm going to hit you on these days.

The thing that is interesting is I never understood with the popularity of them. And it has to be that they test marketed making other versions of Crocs that didn't look as bad. But it's the old fashioned Crocs with the, you know.

Mine have no gibbets on them, although I am getting ready to order some Golden Girls ones from Etsy.

But it's funny. They must have test marketed and realized people want them to look like bricks on your feet. They want them to look bad. And that's why they kind of like have kept that.

But they are just the easiest thing to throw on and leave the house in.

Yeah, because it's so difficult to put shoes on. It's impossible. Sometimes I just don't leave the house for a week. It's so hard.

You don't have to lace them up.

Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine? Spike. They don't sell any slip-on shoes except for Crocs.

Spike, by the way, you packed, what, five pair of shoes or something like that? Crocs were not in your suitcase when you went to California this weekend.

Honey, they're easy to put on shoes. Do I have a pair? Mojo, do you have the old school one? I do.

I do. Um, so I, some friends, so for my birthday, I did a, we did a Crocs birthday. Did I ever tell you this story where people had to buy me Crocs for my birthday and everybody bought me a Crocs and said something else. Yeah. Well, um, Connor, uh, and Andrea Hellebuck, Connor plays for the, uh, Winnipeg Jets bought me Mojo Crocs.

No way.

Yeah. So, so I got, I got Mojo Crocs, which is really weird when I take the dogs out and my neighbors go he wears crocs with his name on them but they're cool they're actually cool looking and i have it i have like three other pair of crocs that are that are kind of i got white ones i've got red ones fancy and i got black ones is there anything though that you guys

swore you would never do and now you're like oh like before i had kids or when lucy was a baby

i was like i will never be one of those parents that goes out to a restaurant and gives my child

an ipad i always laugh when shannon said that i laughed and she's like i will never let them

have electronics okay good luck i got one and you guys made fun of me for it and people remember this when i said i would never do the jeep wave and then i bought a jeep wrangler and i did the jeep wave and you guys were like you we roasted you hypocritical bastard 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 What's up, Michelle?

Good morning, Shannon You need to get the I forget what they're called, gibbet There's something like that My daughter bought me some off of Etsy I've got wieners and middle fingers

Wieners? Like hot dogs or like wieners wieners? Like wiener wieners

Stay classy Genevieve Campbell

Genevieve Campbell has wieners

and middle fingers you just told the world i'm trying to multitask i'm sorry i'm working too

no that's okay that's funny uh christy what's going on i just wanted to tell shannon well first of all i love you guys but i wanted to tell shannon that i also was that person i was like i'm never wearing crocs i'm never wearing them and then i got them and i thought okay fine i'm never wearing them out of the house i will never do it yeah and now i wear them i i i'm obsessed with them we're a family of crock wearers i've we've become that family that we all have crocks and they're all matchy and i have some gibbets but i haven't put them on yet you guys you guys wear matching i'm that person well we all like gray like my husband has camo and then my son and i have gray and i won't do camo so yeah go ahead yeah i don't know i guess that by the way they're

the best when you're on the lake because you can just go into the water and everything is fantastic

We can't take line two on the air. Yeah, you can't. No. Yeah, you can't. Come on.

Hold on a second. Hold on. No, you can't. Lauren, you cannot say the word that you were saying. All you can say is, let's see this. All you can say is, use the word brownie.

What?

You swore that you would never do brownie, but you did brownie. Yeah, and now I just love it. And now you just love it. You can be extra only. And by the way, and that is in the bedroom. So just so you know. Swore I'd never do that, but it's like baking cookies. You know how we do baking cookies? Well, there you go. We're not baking cookies. We're doing...

It's no longer... Okay.

All right, all right, all right, all right. Oh, I get it now. Okay. Yeah. That's amazing.

Mike, I love that you're like, yo.

By the way, do you do it with Crocs? That's what I want to know.

Yeah, put them in sport mode.

Guys, I have a word to enter to win $1,000. But first, I'm being told by our promotions people that I need to make an announcement. So we have an announcement here right now. And we'll see if any of you guys get excited over this one here. All right. Big concert announcement that was just revealed to the world. Madonna is coming to concert. Madonna the Celebration Tour is happening on August the 5th at Little Caesars Arena. With support of Bob the Drag Queen Madonna will be in concert Tickets are on sale Where's the on sale date? Hold on

I heard rumors she was going to do Like a greatest hits Four decades of music tour And all that stuff

I love Bob What about Madonna? Do you love Madonna? Madonna's on sale date is on The on sale to the general public is January the 27th. So is that a week from today? Or a week from Friday? I don't know when it is. Yeah. Week from Friday. Week from Friday. So on sale date is on January the 27th. The Live Nation presale is on January the 26th. You can find out more information when you go to Ticketmaster.com but Madonna's Celebration Tour with Bob the Drag Queen. What is Bob the Drag Queen?

Winner of RuPaul's Drag Race.

Really? Yeah. I actually would... I like Madonna. I know that a lot of people don't like Madonna, but Madonna's got a lot of, as long as she does her hits,

she doesn't do weird stuff.

Like, just don't, don't like, you know, don't try to make new music. Just live off of what you've done. It's so wonderful.

I remember the last tour she did was like five years ago, and we talked about it because she was famous for being two hours late to her own concert every night. She was like pissing off all her fans because then you have a curfew. You can't play till one in the morning. The venues make you stop at a certain time. She's grown up, though. Hopefully.

You know what it was? She ordered an Uber, and you know how that happens sometimes where they don't show up? That's what happens.

Hope that Bob will keep her on time. All right. Hey. Oh, yes. Six. On. Six. Six. I'll tell you what it's got in it. It's got sexual innuendo, mild profanity, toilet humor, and drinking. Isn't that a thing?

Roll the awkwardness. It's Mojo in the Morning, six on six.

Cheyenne?

Yes?

Your daddy's on the phone.

Hey, daddy.

Well, I haven't picked it up yet, so hold on a second. His name is Arthur. So, Arthur, are you okay with your voice being on the radio? Yes. You're on the air for a contest. I want you to say hello to your beautiful daughter, Cheyenne.

Hello. Hey, daddy. How are you doing, honey?

I'm okay. How are you?

Oh, I'm all right.

Hey, Dad, we're going to do a contest here to get your daughter some concert tickets. Cheyenne, tell your dad the name of the contest.

Oh, my gosh, Daddy. Don't hang up, okay? Okay. The contest is called Six on Sex.

It's called what?

Six on Sex.

Six on Sex.

Yes.

I always feel so bad for the dads at this point because they have no idea what's about to happen to them.

I don't know if Dad's going to know what's happening just because he's got the TV so loud in the background there.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That's okay. What you watching, Dad?

Criminal Minds. Oh, I love it.

Do you also watch SVU?

Yes, I do.

I do, too. All right. Well, hold on a second. Now that we're bonding and I feel like I know you, I can ask your daughter six questions about her sex life. You have to listen to all six questions and her answers. if at any point it becomes too much for you to listen to and you hang up the phone, she loses the prize.

Okay.

You okay with that, Dad?

I'm getting nervous.

All right, Dad, question number one, and I'll ask it to your daughter in a second, but I'm going to ask you this question. How old do you think your daughter was when she lost her virginity? 18. Cheyenne, how old were you when you lost your virginity?

Ooh, daddy, I was 14 years old You were 14?

Uh-huh

Who was that to, Cheyenne?

It was a friend of mine's older brother I was at a friend's house

Wow. No more sleepovers.

Right?

Well, whoa. How old was the friend?

He was 16.

Oh, man. Two kids left alone, up to their own devices.

Uh-huh. Oh, my gosh. This is just number one. Come on.

By the way, that is Dad's reaction to Cheyenne's answer, Not his reaction to watching Criminal Minds on television Question number two and six on sex Cheyenne, when was the last time you had sex?

Two weeks ago

Oh, okay Are you in a relationship right now?

No, I'm not

Who did you have sex with?

Listen, don't hang up this phone, you hear me? It was my ex's brother

Your ex's brother?

Yes.

Wow.

One thing led to another, and you know. You were so excited to talk to me in the beginning.

Question number three in Six on Sex. Cheyenne, you sound like a fun, adventuresome person. Have you ever hit it and quit it? What do you mean? Have you ever had, like, a one-night stand?

Um, okay. So, yeah, I met a guy online, actually. And the first time we met up, we did some stuff in a not-so-private place.

Where?

At a playground.

Oh, boy. Oh, my God. Oh, wow.

I was a bad kid. I was such a good kid, though. I'm just playing.

I'm still trying to figure out if he's making those noises towards criminal minds or toward her answers?

No, I'm pretty sure I was just disowned.

Dad, do you want me to continue on with the fourth question? Yeah, go ahead. Okay.

I got very, very, very interested.

All right. Question number four in Six on Sex. Oh, boy, this one could be embarrassing for Dad. Cheyenne, in all your life, have you ever heard your parents fooling around?

when i was younger in the shower yes i'm sure there were plenty of times but that's just the

one that sticks out the most you heard your parent dad have you have you and uh cheyenne's

mother ever fooled around in a shower oh yes we have actually but you didn't know she was listening No, I didn't know she was listening.

Okay. Wow, Cheyenne. Was it traumatizing for you, Cheyenne?

You know, at the time, I was like, what are they? What could he have? And I was like, oh, no. Oh, my gosh. Yes, it was terrible.

We tried. Dad, you're a stallion. Oh, well, thank you. That's what Mom says. I got a little excited.

Question number five in Six on Sex, Cheyenne's dad, Arthur, is on the phone with us. We've got to get through all these questions so she can win some concert tickets. Cheyenne, is there something about your sex life that you know for sure your dad definitely does not know?

Yeah. There is. what's that I don't have a type um I like I'm I've had sex with females oh um you know it's just whatever way the wind blows I guess

dad's pretty quiet here the loss for words oh yeah you didn't know she had that much fun well uh i'm learning more and more as we go oh i'm deep one last question dad

all right you have made it to the end are you ready okay question number six and six on sex cheyenne if you could have sex with anyone in this world who would you want to have sex with

it would be my dad's friend Jason they work together oh well no no she has not that but it's if she could have you don't think he's gonna maybe hear this

on the radio dad you have made it through six on sex congratulations to Cheyenne, she wins the concert tickets.

Yay!

Thank you, Daddy.

Oh, you're welcome, honey.

Love you.

I love you, baby. Real talk. Okay. All right.

All right, Dad, you take care. You have a good day, okay?

Thank you.

All right, bye-bye, Arthur. Bye-bye. Six on six. Six on six.

Mojo in the morning, six on six.

If you'd like to be on Six on Sex, text SEX to 95500, and you'll get a phone call back from our producer, who is KP, and she will ask you to be on a future show. So we've got to be able to ask you the questions, and we've got to be able to get your family members on the show. So mom, dad, whoever. uh you know what i did on friday we so when we got to cancel when our delta canceled my flight chelsea's like you know what we're gonna do instead we're gonna go out and we are celebrating a big day we're and we're gonna do something kind of uh fun so friday was the my heart-aversary and um chelsea and i decided that uh and this was after we went out on friday we are going to do something Friday, or I'm sorry, not Friday, but January the 13th every single year and make it even better than like a birthday because it was such a big day for both of us. I mean, it was a big day for me, obviously, having open heart surgery, but a huge day for her, you know, trying to keep everything together and then get me healed up and stuff. So we decided that we were going to go out and we were going to celebrate that big day by me eating a big piece of steak. So we celebrated the heart-aversary by going out to eat, and we ended up going to a place that I honestly have been to like one time in the past, like a long time ago, and I always forget how good it is, and it's right by my house. But there's a steak place right by my house called Prime 29. It was so good.

Oh, I always pass that place.

It's wild. Honestly, it's funny because you always think of steak places, and sometimes people will think of like, oh, really fancy, nice steak places like Ruth Chris's and Ocean Prime. and Capitol Grills and stuff like that. This place is right by my house. It's really good. Mike, it reminds me of the Chop House in Grand Rapids that I love so much. Oh, yeah, that place is really good. Which is such a good place. But I ended up bumping into a Mojo in the Morning misfit slash person that was part of the best history of this radio show. Do you guys remember the Mojo in the Morning five lies to tell your mom where we called the Chaldean mom?

Don't f***ing call me, Mom. No way. Remember that? Yes.

I didn't run into her, but I ran into Nicole, who is her daughter, who was the one that made us do the call. You f***ing lost your mind.

Yes, I did.

I did, Mom. I bumped into Nicole somewhere. I forget where it was. She's such a sweetheart. Yeah.

Nicole, where'd you bump into Spike?

Spike, I don't remember you. I only care about Mojo.

You know what, then? It must have been one of the other crazy Chaldean moms we've had on.

This one is.

Can I tell you something about Nicole?

First off, let me just say this. That is the best five lies tell your mom in the history of five lies tell your moms. It went viral around the world. It's so good. Your mother is hysterically funny in there. She gets all crazy. And then Yusuf jumps on, right? And towards the end, which is the alias that I use. And she gets so mad. Don't you? don't effing call me mom you know that whole deal she even got to a point where she started praying

oh my god we said the whole premise of it

you know I should play that this week sometime oh my god we had Nicole call her up and say that you were going to be quitting school and you were going to be becoming a reality star or something wasn't it or what was it

No, it was that I was going away with a guy to Cancun. That's it. That's it. Yeah, because he was going to wear his cover.

And she said that you were going to be like, what's her name? Jodi Arias.

Jodi Arias. Yeah. Yes. But she says it funny, doesn't she?

Yeah. Jodi Arias. Yes. I love her. You're going to be like Jodi Arias. Okay.

she feels crazy yes so nicole so chelsea and i are getting ready to finish our dinner and nicole stands up and she's like i don't want to be embarrassed you know she she didn't want to be embarrassing but she was so sweet she stands up and she goes i listen and i here i and when we met you chelsea's been we've been talking about you all weekend first off you're gorgeous oh my god thank you so much and uh your fiance just seems like such an amazing guy he's a gentleman what a great guy yes oh my gosh and so uh we talked about uh all stuff but nicole sent me and i went back and i looked nicole and i have it still two years ago when i was in having heart surgery after i had heart surgery she sent me the nicest email that was uh basically telling me um you know how much she loves the show and you know it was so so sweet and the kind things first off the stuff that you said was i can't believe it like honestly i my kids don't even

say that to me oh my fiance made fun of me when i sent that email he goes i can't believe you're sending mojo an email and i was like you don't know like mojo like it's funny when you guys were talking about the celebrity stuff this morning i was like that's my mojo like when i I freaked out. And my fiance at dinner was like, Nicole, stop. You need to calm down. And I was like, no, it's a mojo. I was like, I have to go up, Sam. I have to.

But it's but here's the wildest part and why I believe, you know, I believe God has a plan. Right before you did that, I don't know if you saw Chelsea and I kind of crying a little bit because we were we teared up talking about that day. And she kind of, you know, filled me in on, you know, how she was really vulnerable that day. Like it was a bad, bad day because she was worried about leaving me at the hospital after nine and a half hours of surgery. She couldn't be there. That's right. And how how the doctor told her, Dr. Patel said, you know, she said, oh, he'll be fine. And she goes, well, he goes, there is a chance that something could happen. And that was all she thought about when she was driving down M14 from Ann Arbor. And we decided that we're going to make this a special day in our in our two lives, in our relationship. And then all of a sudden, Nicole comes over and she talked about that day, which was amazing. So I feel like it was fate that I ran into.

I couldn't believe that was your heart anniversary, whatever you call it. But I could not believe it because literally two years ago, I sent you that letter and it was all about going into your heart surgery. And I was telling you how much you have really touched me in my life. And, you know, it's weird to say because you are on the air and you're, you know, you've never met me. But it's crazy how much you impact my daily life. And, um, and I know everyone, like people may think that's crazy, but like in my letter sheet, in my email to you, I said, like in my darkest days, I would always like, I had leukemia when I was 14 and I would, on my way to chemo treatment, I would turn on Mojo in the morning and my mom would be driving. We would listen to Mojo and that was like my 15 minutes of my escape on the way to the highway. I'm on the way to the hospital every morning. And then like during my divorce, like I would be crying on my way to work and I was in like the darkest place and i would turn on mojo in the morning and i would get my mind off of it and i was going to work with like feeling better and every time in my in my darkest days in my life you've always been there on the radio for me um to get me through it and to get my mind off of it and you've been such a huge impact in my life and in my email i said i was like man i can take covid and i can take all this but i cannot take losing you mojo like that's where i'm drawing the line i can deal with all that but i cannot deal with losing you mojo and i want to know how special

you are in my life at that time you're special to us and and thank you by the way for that those words those are beautiful um we called up nicole's mom yes that was the best and she she picks up the phone and i i said uh nicole's mom you know we talked and she's like don't call me yeah don't she's like you know but she was so funny your mom is how does your mom have the energy holy crap

oh my god i know she's crazy and she's like that 24 7 literally 24 7 anytime you call her she's

crazy well when you guys set a date you and your fiance set a date um no maybe like this summer

next summer we're still trying to figure it out it's not that easy in the in the calvian world

Let us know. Seriously, let Chelsea and I know. We really want to know. We fell in love seeing you in person. It was wonderful. Oh, my God.

I know my fiance was like, man, we could have hung out with them and had dinner.

Seriously.

I pictured him to be there.

Oh, Mojo would have totally invited you over, too. I honestly would love to meet you guys out sometime and get to know your fiance more, okay? And you more.

You're going to have to come to our wedding. Oh, my God. I will. He just invited himself.

The beauty of a Chaldean wedding, and I don't know if you're going to do this wedding this way, but the beauty of a Chaldean wedding is there's so many people there you never know when somebody leaves.

my no problem yeah exactly i i thought oh where did he go oh okay you know all right well listen

i love you love you love you thank you i'm so excited thank you mojo and i'll tell you what

we'll do is we'll we'll get that five lies on uh and so people can hear it we need to do a second

we need to do a second one oh my god we can get her again do you honestly think maybe something with the wedding yeah i told you i think at one point i emailed because we were supposed to do a second was when rachel was around and you're gonna do one where i called and um like i actually got pulled over and she lies for me and i'm she'll lie no problem oh my god well let's figure it out

we'll figure it out yes we'll figure it out i love you nicole take care of yourself i love you

thank you thank you so much goodbye mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 all right shannon what

do you got in this hour's dirty on the 30 what are we talking about this hour well i want to keep my

eye on this if it's true but you kind of burst my bubble earlier with this story when you made a great point. Shawn Mendes is fueling the rumors that he is dating his chiropractor. Now, she's 51. He's 24. Her name is Dr. Jocelyn Miranda. Very good looking lady. But she was spotted arriving at Shawn's house in West Hollywood on Sunday with an overnight duffel bag. And I said, big clue something's happening. And you said, or it's just her chiropractic. But they have spent a lot of time together since the summer. They're constantly out at the farmer's market And restaurants and such Maybe they're great friends, I don't know

There's no way in hell this woman is 51 years old Right?

Oh, she's beautiful

34 and month Oh, she's hot No, look at her not She's not 51 Look at her body I know, she's beautiful

By the way, it's amazing Listen, 51-year-olds don't look like 51-year-olds anymore No, no, no

She doesn't look 51 She looks 34 I know

And I was in Hollywood this weekend. Nobody looks their age. Everybody and everybody looks surprised, too. But it's so much worse. I'll put on pictures.

Give me a second. Remind me to never go to L.A. because I'll just feel like a thumb walking around. Oh, my God. I don't need that.

Did you see the picture of, I'm trying to think of who it was. It was one of the Real Housewives. Chelsea was showing it to me yesterday. The Real Housewife that was showing off her abs on.

Well, Kyle.

Kyle, yeah, Kyle Richards.

Well, Kyle Richards has lost, and she did not need to lose weight, but she's lost a ton of weight, and she got buff. Yeah. But now everybody's saying she took. Ozembic. Ozembic, yes, to do it. It's Ozembic. But I don't know.

It is the new weight loss solution. It's what rumoredly Mindy Kaling and everybody else has been taking in Jessica Simpson. And it was made for, I believe, type 2 diabetes. It's an insulin-resistant weight loss medication. And it works really, really well But it's becoming so popular And so expensive There's now a shortage of it But everybody says The people in Hollywood Who are losing weight quickly Are on it That's what it is

You know what I never understand Is when a You think these drug companies Want to make money, right? But when something like that Is so big Why doesn't Why don't they make more of it? It might not be approved

For weight loss

For the general public It was, I believe Just recently by the FDA And it's like flying off the shelves Like they just can't keep up With demand

because it works because of that yeah jeremy runner's injuries from that snow cat accident are worse than anybody knows worse than we've been told and a source is telling me could take years for him to fully heal a heal excuse me the marvel actor remember suffered some pretty critical injuries on new year's day when he was run over by a six and a half ton snow cat near his nevada home he suffered blunt chest trauma suffered all sorts of orthopedic injuries he did undergo surgery he remains in the hospital i mean he's been tweeting and you know posting selfies and videos from his bed he looks like he's in good spirits but he definitely looks like he's got a long road to recovery and a source again saying his condition is way worse than what's been revealed publicly could take him upwards of two years to be back in good health selena gomez is dating drew taggart of the chain smokers still a very new relationship very casual low-key at this point. But something else I want to talk about with Selena. She's hitting back at Body Shamers on Instagram. And I love that she's doing this because she didn't deserve what was coming her way in the first place. But she shared a throwback photo yesterday of herself smiling, resting her chin on one of her hands. And mood is what the caption reads. But she recently went on Instagram Live and acknowledged that, yes, she gained a little bit of weight over the holidays. She told her followers, I'm a little bit big right now because I enjoyed myself during the holidays. People were actually calling her fat when she attended the Golden Globes last weekend in that strapless Valentino gown with the puffy sleeves. It makes me so mad that she called herself big right now.

Because, like, that is 100% people online calling you fat so much that you say sh**.

And getting in your head.

And she's like a size six. Like, babe. No. So she was with her nine-year-old little sister, Gracie, on the Instagram Live. And she turned to Gracie and she's like, but we don't care. And they both had a good laugh about it, but still, come on. Now that Trevor Noah has stepped down, Leslie Jones is the first of a series of guest hosts set to sit up in his chair. She's hosting for the first time tonight, in fact.

Like, okay, let's go do it. I'm anxious to get out there and show them what I can do. But, of course, you have that little nervous in your head of, like, okay, I want to make sure that I'm doing this right. And I know not everybody's going to probably agree with how I deliver stuff or whatever, but you've got to just be able to just go and be me. So that's what I'm going to do is just be me.

And I have to play this again because it was so funny. President Biden forgetting the name of Martin Luther King Jr.'s daughter-in-law yesterday while singing Happy Birthday. The moment was meant to honor Andrea Wattersking, who turned 49.

Congratulations today, the honorees, including your wife, who I understand, is it birthday today? Well, look, my wife has a rule in her family. When somebody's birthday is saying happy birthday, you ready?

Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Valley Happy birthday to you

The King family just laughed and shook their eyes

Hey, before you end, can I do the three most requested songs from this past weekend? Of course From the long weekend Three most requested songs this past weekend were Sam Smith and Kim Petras, Unholy Also Metro Boomin That's the song with The Weeknd 21 Savage Creepin The remake I Don't Wanna Know And the song that just like Shot up as far as requests are concerned SZA Kill Bill

No Miley

No Miley Believe it or not

I listened to that song all week Flowers

Well then why don't we do this Do you tell us what's your favorite song right now That we're playing Text 95500 And whatever's getting the most text We'll play for you And maybe Shana you can hit up the text message And send us flowers That does it for your dirty

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Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. And another world-famous phone scan is next. You guys, you guys, you guys, great news. It's time for an official government survey. And when we mean official, we mean we're officially full of s***.

This country is going to s***.

You got it on Mojo.

It's Mojo in the Morning's senseless survey.

hello hi this is bob dabalina from the u.s senseless bureau and you left a few answers blank in the last survey that we mailed to your home we're just wondering if we could follow up should take about 30 seconds can i just ask how many people currently reside in your home two uh on a scale of 99 to 100 how awful is your job all right maybe five five on a scale of 99 to 100. And what's the most Midwest way to say goodbye? Watch for deer or text me when you get there? Text me when you get there. Would you buy a scented candle that smells like the Detroit Lions locker room? Are we almost done with these questions? Well, the season's done, that's for sure. We can move on to the next question if it hurts too much. And what's the story with Prince

you buying it why am i getting asked all these questions well it's just for the u.s uh senseless

bureau uh on a typical day how many drinks have you had before noon who has a drink before noon what are you doing that dry january thing or you just you're just judging me okay all right next question from the drunk with the government telemarketing job who lives with his mom over here uh i was wondering why isn't the word phonetic spelled like it sounds i have no clue and are ducks just four by four all-wheel drive chickens i'm just i'm just wondering what these questions are for we're down to the last two questions here would you visit a smaller mount rushmore that featured the faces of the kardashians Thank you.

I don't think I would. No, you wouldn't visit Mount Kardashian? No, no Mount Kardashian. All right, and never think if you were waiting for a waiter, you've just become a waiter. I would have to agree with that. When American poet Lizzo stated, it's bad bitch o'clock, yeah, it's thick 30, what time do you think she was referring to? I don't know what you're talking about, but I gotta go. Oh, that's fine then. Let me just ask you this. And when Nicki Minaj said, you can smack it, you can grip it, you can go down and kiss it, do you think? Oh.

I guess I'm done.

By the way, I've always wanted to know the answers to those questions, too. It's Mojo in the Morning's Senseless Survey.

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Mojo in the Morning. Reese, was it you that tried to return an adult toy, or is it a friend of yours?

It was a friend of mine, I swear. But I know you're all going to think it was me.

I think it's you, because I think it's one of those things where you're pulling a Shannon. A friend of mine, but she doesn't want to tell us that she's really the one.

No, I don't.

I've busted you a couple of times. No, you have not. Yes, I have.

Give me specifics.

An adult toy?

I own an adult toy.

toy. All right. So Reese, a true friend of yours. A true friend. Tried to return an adult toy. Can

you return an adult toy? Apparently not. My friend tried to return this toy because he bought it. It was $75. And I don't even want to say what it was, but he basically bought it, spent $75 on it, got home, realized it was used. And not even just used, it had white dots on it. White dots? White dots.

What does that mean?

I have no idea. Used. Maybe somebody was painting with it. Something like that. Splattered. So he tried to return it, take it back, and the lady would not take it back. And it caused this huge scene, and now he has to either mess them up on Yelp or cause another scene by going back and trying to get her.

They won't even take underwear or bikinis back, right? So I can't imagine they're going to take that back. All sales final.

If the white dots were water, what am I thinking of? Like when you clean something and it's got like water spots on it afterwards. Yeah, but still used. No, no, no, exactly. Like they tried to clean up the adults.

Can I tell you, I am not buying an adult toy unless it's in that death plastic that the kids' toys are in that I try to like open up my kids' toys and stuff like that. Like it better be so in that plastic that I know for a fact that even the guy in-

That even you aren't going to be able to open it.

Even the guy in Indonesia that put it in the plastic wasn't touching this thing. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want, you know, to have any of that stuff. So, quick thing for you, Grace. What was it? Did you see it? I believe it was a vibrator. I'm not going to lie.

Can I say that on the word?

And your buddy is buying it? So, is he using it, or is he using it with somebody?

With somebody.

Okay. Because one of the things, I have not been, the last time I've been to an adult store was Chelsea and I went to I almost said Lady Jane's. We went to was it, why am I brain farting?

Lover's Lane. Lover's Lane.

Yes, Lover's Lane. And I think that adult toy stores don't have enough things for guys. Everything is made for a woman.

I don't think you're going to the right part of the store. Everything.

What are you looking for in particular? I don't know. You know what I want the aisles to be like? I want the aisles to be like the guy section, girl section.

Target where they detail exact peanut butter you know to go down that aisle.

I want that. Yes, exactly how you see this. And I want it labeled, too, on the outside of the thing so I don't have to just go down an aisle to sit there and explore. I want it to say, you know, for the back side, for the front side, for the top side.

Go in there and ask

You can't be like, hey, I'm looking for the butt thing No, yes you can

You can absolutely ask that They work there, that's what their job's for

Excuse me, do you have the Actually, Mike, you know what's funny Is when we were going in there I said to Chelsea, I'm like exploring a little bit And I said to Chelsea, I said Maybe what we should do next time we go in Is we should look online and find it first And then do the whole, you know how you go into a store And you go, hi, do you have these in stock and you show them a picture of the thing and just see if they have it.

Yeah, but I have a problem even doing that at Lowe's. I couldn't even go to Lowe's. I'm not going to go to the toy store and be like, hey, I need this triple thing.

The adult stores need to be like Lowe's because Lowe's has the best customer service ever. You ever notice that when you go to Lowe's, like even just to go get a key made, they're the nicest people in the world.

Yeah, I just have anxiety walking up to them to ask. Once I ask, it's fine.

See, I have anxiety when I walk up to the Home Depot people.

Why?

Because they seem like they're a little bit more, you know, not my speed. Like they're too into home improvement. Lowe's people seem like they're a little bit pulled back. They're a little bit more like for the average guy. So, I don't know. Or non-average guy. Maybe the below average guy is what I'm trying to say. Okay, so, Reese, so we have an issue here. Your friend wants to return their toy, and they're not getting customer service. I say blow them up on Yelp. You think? Yeah. I wouldn't tell them. That's how you get answers. We talked earlier this morning. Do you tweet them, or do you go to social media to complain about something? He made it seem like he was going straight to Yelp.

That's apparently the way you get a business nowadays. That is part of your Yelp account. I guarantee there's a million signs all over that place, though, that say no returns.

Yeah, but if you got it already used.

Well, then you just say it's defective, that something came from the factory looking all weird.

Question about Yelp. Is Yelp like Venmo, where I can see what everybody's spending money on? You can see what everybody's complaining about?

Yelp's just reviews. It doesn't should purchase.

But he's saying, can you filter it so, like, people that he has in his contacts? I don't know if you can do that. Like, I don't know if I want my, you know. Like how Venmo, I can see if people don't put it on private, you can see what everybody's doing.

What's up, Jen?

Guys, I think them stores have the best customer service. I had to go in, and I had, like, a really embarrassing question to ask, but I did it, and she was so cool about it. Like, they will tell you and help you with anything you want to know, like, related to that stuff. They are amazing.

Which one are you talking about, Them Stores?

Oh, it was Cirilla's that I went into in Roseville, and they were just fantastic.

So why don't you write a positive Yelp review about them?

You know, I should have, and I didn't. But, like, just the situation, because my picture would have been involved, but I didn't want people to know.

See, there's always that moment. Yeah.

Could you imagine all of a sudden it's like, oh, I know Jen from Roseville. Oh, look at what she's reviewing.

And they probably would And I can't be like oh she wanted to do that

Like I can't People want to know what kind of Freaky text toy you're looking for That you can't just find in the store

I was kind of Let me just say this to you I saw it in a movie And I was envious

I love films

Honestly it was nothing in particular It was more so Kind of like we were having dinner And we're like you know let's just stop off here it kind of like gets you thinking a little bit you know kind of gets you going going all crazy do you remember do you remember being a kid and going to kb toys in the mall oh i loved kb toys i wanted that feeling when i wanted the kb toy feeling like i had a question like i got okay so

we have one of those like remotes right where like she uses it and then i can control it with a remote yeah and i wanted to know if the alarm would go off in a store if we walked through it if I use that remote or if it would affect other things. Why don't you just try

it? It's not like you're stealing anything from the store.

Yeah, but then they're going to, I don't know, I would be I don't know. I feel like when I walk out and it goes off, they're going to like look. Oh, you're actually like bringing it. You don't have to say like. Oh, I get what you're talking about. Yeah. So I don't know how to ask that. I wouldn't know how to ask that.

Have you ever had the battery die on you when you were trying to use it? I can't get it to work

right now. Oh, really? That's another thing. Oh, you're trying to bring it in. Go to Home Depot

and ask the old man.

Hey, quick question for you on that thing.

Oh, my gosh, that's a great street scam. Oh, my gosh.

Quick question on that. When you buy an electronic device at the, you know, Sorella's or at, you know, any of the other stores, do they do what Best Buy does and offer you the plan to cover the device?

Yes, they do, but we're not talking about the real problem. And the real problem is that every company has a different charger, and it feels like we're out here in 2011 battling these cell phones. And you lose one charger, and that toy that you spent $150 on is now absolutely useless, and you cannot find just the chargers online. It kills me. I don't know if I'm talking from personal experience. No, that's right.

And you can't go to Target. You know how Target has replacement chargers for phones? All right. These are problems that we have to worry about, you know, ruining people's love lives with those things. It's Mojo in the Morning. So, Megan, TikTok at the gym is something that's been bothering you.

Four people this past weekend. Four people that I am actually friends with, not even strangers, just like people that I know, went on social media and posted TikToks.

in the gym and they're dancing and they're cute and they've got their matching suits and yada yada yada we all have that uh what's what's kate hudson's company tabletics tabletics everybody's got their little code right now they're getting their deals for their new year's resolutions and look i'm proud of you for sticking to it because i didn't even make a resolution this year because i know myself and i knew why disappoint myself in even more aspects of my life but here's the thing stop posting tiktoks in the gym period point blank i don't need to continue this sentence i saw four of my friends post these and it's not just them in these videos it's the people all behind them in the gym and one of the video has had over 60 000 views ma'am if i am on your tiktok looking like a raggedy ass tomato out of bread in the background fists are gonna be flying Like, stop putting strangers in the background of your TikToks. You deserve to get hit. No, I shouldn't say that. I don't mean that. No, amen. I agree. It's ridiculous.

Stop filming stuff. You shouldn't be recording in a gym. There's other people around.

I mean, it's basically just a show off, isn't it? Yes. That you're there at the gym.

And guess what? I'm proud of you and your abs. Your waistline is to die for. Post it at home in your bedroom like normal people with your laundry on the ground. Stop doing it in the gym.

What would you do if you were one of those people that was being filmed by one of those people?

Didn't I tell you that Wes almost got into a fight at the gym because of this? Because he told a bunch of teenagers to put the phone down. Good. It was in the locker room, though. That's even worse. I know, but still. And then they tried to fight him when he went out to his car.

I don't know. I'm pretty sure I'm going to be busted trying to do, because I don't know what I'm doing at the gym. So I'm the guy trying to do Spider-Man workouts and just weird stuff to try to get it to work. I don't care if they record me. I hope I go viral doing a weird workout I don't care

Actually to be honest with you with how little That I will still even go into the gym Even though I've been trying more and more lately I almost want it documented I don't care how bad I look I want people to actually yeah

You do what Reese does and take a picture of the building On your walk in Always and then you just leave I've thought about doing that yeah just drive by on my way to Dairy Queen Take a picture of Planet Fitness

Reese do you do is that your game He always does it I have done that one time where I've taken a picture of Planet Fitness and gotten to Taco Bell. Only one time.

Do people always constantly think, like your friends comment, oh, man, you're at the gym again?

Sometimes, but it's not that consistent. Oh, man, it's like every other day.

You're on a good roll. I know. Lately, I've been good. Yeah. 2023. What a great game. It makes me feel guilty every time I open Reese's Instagram.

Can you say it the right way? What? Oh, good. Oh, good.

844 Mojo Live, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. What's up, Hannah? Am I grabbing her? Hannah says that there's good reason why people are TikTok-ing at the gym. What's that, Hannah?

Hi. I just wanted to say I feel like one reason a lot of people film themselves is because when you're working out and you're in the zone, you really should be focusing on what you're doing. But then if you can look back later and kind of judge yourself and say, oh, okay, I need to fix this or that, and that way it doesn't take the pressure as much on – it's not about you watching other people. It's about you watching yourself, and I feel like sometimes people don't credit that much.

So you're saying that they're documenting their progression of things. They're not doing it just to show off to their friends?

Yeah, I feel like a lot of people do that. I have tons of pictures and videos on my phone, but no one sees them but me. That's it. So why'd you post? Well, we're not talking about the people that don't post it.

We're talking about the people that post it.

Yeah, that's fine. That's fine if you're doing that. But don't post it for the public. Just look at it yourself.

Right. Well, I mean, if you want to show off to a little bit of friends, if you're proud of yourself, don't you think that you should be able to recognize your own growth?

Film it in your own bedroom. Film it in your own bathroom. Film it in the car. Film it in the parking lot. Film it inside of the gym. All right? That is a secret place of privacy when we are not at our best, okay?

I really want to see this video of you at the gym now. What are you doing?

Inside the gym is a drive-by. You're getting innocent bystanders that do not want to be recorded.

You know what? Honestly, I mute those because it gives me anxiety that I'm not in the gym. It's kind of like the people that always post like they're drinking or partying or having fun weekends. You got to mute it. Otherwise, it gives you anxiety that you're having a really boring weekend. FOMO. Yeah. Why don't we do this? Why don't we change it around and instead of filming at the gym, let's film while sitting watching whatever show we're watching.

I love it. My progress. I'm on episode four.

That's right.

That's my progress.

Honestly, I would get anxiety off of that. If I felt like I was so far behind.

That's what I get anxiety from lately is I feel like I'm missing out on all the good shows. I can't catch up fast enough.

Yeah. That's your exercise.

Yeah.

Just trying to watch the other shows. All right. Mojo in the morning.

All right, top trending stories of the day. We covered this last week, and then after or on Friday, more documents came out. So last week, there was a story about how some of the classified documents were now found, and President Biden had them. A couple of different places. One was at his office or his former office, the Penn-Biden Center in Washington, D.C., which is an office that he had there. And then the story that you covered on, Shannon, on Friday was the second set of documents that were found at his house in Delaware. Well, then we left on Friday, and more documents were found there. The first set of documents were found by his Corvette in the garage. We played you the audio on Friday. Mr. President, Mr. President, thank you, thank you, Mr. President, Mr. President. Classified material, next to your Corvette, what were you thinking?

let me uh i'm going to get a chance to speak on all this god willing soon but as i said earlier this week people and by the way my corvette's in a locked garage okay so it's not like you're

sitting out in the street but anyway yes as well as my corvette it's in uh so these documents are supposedly like just like the story with uh trump having his documents at mar-a-lago They're secret documents that you're not supposed to have outside of the White House or wherever it is that they keep these documents. Well, now they're saying that House Republicans are demanding visitor logs from President Biden's Delaware home so that they can see who went in and out and possibly could have been seeing those documents. The problem is they don't keep visitor logs of private residences, but the Republicans are saying the Secret Service does vet people that do come to the Wilmington, Delaware home so they would at least have who they vetted over the time to see who came in and out of the house to find out who possibly could have seen these documents. The interesting thing is that these documents, and I didn't know this, I thought, you know, I thought that this was just like a tit for tat because of the, you know, Trump thing versus the Biden thing. Yeah. There are people in jail that are like government workers who have taken documents home with them and actually have had to serve jail time because it's that it's that highly illegal that you're not supposed to have some of these documents. Like, there was one woman that I saw a news report on over the weekend that took them with her on a trip that was outside of the country to go travel with her family to go read some of the paperwork, because it's work paperwork, and she ended up having to serve jail time, or still is serving jail time for this.

There are distinctions, though, between the two, right? Big distinctions of... Like, they absolutely should get control of these documents and should investigate if people are removing top-secret documents and private documents. But it's weird to me that those Republican people are trying to say they're demanding all the FBI and all these logs, but they didn't do that the first time around. With President Trump. Because with these Biden documents, it was Biden's people that found him, immediately handed him over, worked with the National Archive, and is agreeing to the investigation. But it didn't happen with Trump. he blocked and obstructed and still to this day then he you know they had to search him because his own staff kept contacting saying he has more there that they have more there there's there's a

couple stories that are a couple things i saw over the weekend i thought were interesting one was a legal person who said just because you have your lawyers turn in the documents doesn't mean you're

not guilty yeah it doesn't forgive the crime if you you shouldn't have those documents that's why

they need to invest the other one that i i saw joe rogan talking about this yesterday a lot of people are convinced that biden's getting set up by his own people to not have to run or to not run again and that was one of the things like they they're trying to make him look bad so that he doesn't run again because some democrats don't want him to run again which honestly i yeah i believe in

conspiracies so everything is a conspiracy somebody for sure leaked it because these the first two incidents of them finding the documents at his office and his home were were back in november and they didn't release it they didn't nobody knew about but one of his own people obviously leaked it well he was also he put the investigation and said everybody he sent his staff out to check

everything and that's where they found and president biden was set to announce a re-election there was there's talk that that was going to happen like in the next you know a couple of weeks a lot of people are saying you know that maybe this is the reason why but i don't know um i just think honestly you know what what are these documents all about and is this like a library book where you're not supposed to take the library book out of the library Remember how that would happen? That's exactly what it is. It was like, you can't take it. And then you'd hide it in your backpack and take it home with you. Did you guys hear the story about the guy who was wearing a. shirt that said Jesus saves at the Mall of America and was ordered by security to take it off and now it's caused outrage where people are saying why can't you wear a shirt that says that?

I understand that, but Jesus is associated with religion and independent people. No, it's not. It's not. It's not. Okay, but it's the same thing.

So it's the security guard telling him you know, if you want to shop here you need to take that shirt off. Another clip shows the same security guard saying jesus is associated with a religion and it's offending people people have been offended

mall of america minneapolis minnesota decorations up right that's what it's gonna say there probably

is yeah which honestly come on like in this day and age i'm shocked by that now i i did look at the shirt to see exactly what it said and it says like it says on here i mean it's there i it's not basically saying anything other than that jesus saves smith wears a shirt that says jesus saves

bro oh really yeah i don't well either this was an overzealous security guard who was not following

policy who was just having he preaches at the mall yeah or okay so there was more to the story

that's what i was gonna say or the guy was approaching other customers and okay a spokesperson

for the mall of america said that the man was allowed to remain at the mall following the interaction with the security guard Twitter says that the man is there a lot in that it was just one overzealous security guard. Megan's

reading the article in the newspaper that's saying

he'd been kicked off the premises many times before. Yeah.

Amazon delivery driver loses his fingertip and left it behind in a customer's letterbox. Oh, what? The Amazon driver left his fingertip in the letterbox after it was ripped off while delivering a parcel. His bone was left sticking out and partially amputated.

Bro, do you think it was a locked letterbox that he couldn't get his finger back? Yes. Because they can put it back on.

He said that the flap snapped down and caught his finger and then ripped it away. Caused him to leaving his tip in the customer's door. The driver forgot to take the finger lodged in the letterbox. He said that he felt sorry for whoever in the house was going to find that. Here's a little bit more to the story. Once the driver convinced the manager of the accident with the photos, he said that he was instructed to drop off the van before going to the hospital. No! Yes, he saw a plastic surgeon, has been off work, and claims now that the Amazon response to this has cost him his finger.

Jeff Bezos, you're the worst.

You think he still had to take that picture before he left? Show it. What do you guys think are the worst states for American drivers? What states are the worst? And this comes with traffic, infrastructure, safety, access to vehicles, maintenance of vehicles. New York. And the cost of owning a vehicle. The state that you think is the absolute worst is New York. Illinois? No. No, not in the worst.

Georgia?

No. How about one of our states? Michigan. Really? Michigan is the 42nd worst state to actually drive in and own a car in. Worst, though, of all, Hawaii, followed by Washington State, Delaware, Rhode Island, Maryland, Missouri, Nevada, New Hampshire, Michigan, and then California. I think California should be the number one. You just got back from California. You didn't rent a car or anything like that, did you?

No, no. Did you just like Uber places? Yeah, you don't want to rent a car. How bad was that? It's just traffic is just horrible. Literally staying 10 miles from the airport, it took over an hour to get to the hotel. It's like the worst.

Yeah, being able to drive around that place is like the worst. And listen to this story and tell me what you think of this bookstore owner going public with this. And I'll give you details about what ended up happening. So a bookstore in Illinois, in suburban Chicago area, sold to one particular customer $600 worth of books right around the holidays. $600, huge amount of money, according to the lady that owns the bookstore. She said it actually helped pay her rent. Well, the person who bought those books returned them because they were just borrowing them to stage their house that was for sale.

We were excited, and somebody came in and bought a bunch of our art books, really expensive, you know, nice books. $800 worth right before the holidays, which for a neighborhood bookshop like Volumes Book Cafe meant a lot. My sister remarked, like, wow, you wouldn't believe this person came in and bought all these books, and we were like, wow, cool. But that happiness was short-lived. Earlier this week, the customer brought them all back to return.

explaining that they used the books for temporary props. That prompted owner Rebecca George to vent on Twitter, where on Monday she posted, turns out one of our biggest sales last month was for the person to stage their home for the holidays, and now they want to return them all. Please don't do this to a small business, people. That one sale was a third of our rent. Just venting, yeah.

And then I don't know who picked it up, but it went actually pretty fast.

Very fast. In fact, in just two days, it's been seen six and a half million times and counting. And as a result, book orders to the neighborhood shop have been pouring in.

All of them have been leaving notes, like beautiful little notes with their purchase of, you know, saying like, I support you. I think you're great or like keep going and, you know, screw mean people.

The owner says the profit margins on their sales are so slim that it's difficult, if not impossible, to compete with giants like Walmart and Amazon. All the more reasons, she says, to not pull a maneuver like this particular customer.

Your decisions have a bigger effect with small business than they do elsewhere.

She says the unlikely situation is a reminder to skip Amazon for a change, pay a winter visit to your nearest neighborhood bookshop, and consider keeping whatever you buy.

And the comments that were made on this post, We're talking about how people are doing this nonstop with dresses and clothing items where they'll use them, leave the tags on, and then return them. And if you're doing it to a small business owner, somebody that's selling them like her that needs that money for rent, that you're hurting them in the long run by doing that.

Not only did she not get the sale, but they took all the books off her shelf at holiday time so no one else could buy them either. Oh, yeah.

That's true. I was talking about that, like the guilt purchase that you make, like when somebody was helping me with the blue jeans that I bought. You know, you make that call. All right. Have a great day. That does it for today. We will see you tomorrow morning for more Mojo in the Morning. Be listening to get your bills paid. We will be back then. If you missed any portion of today's show, go check out our podcast. Search Mojo in the Morning wherever you get podcasts.

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