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good morning it is mojo in the morning nice to have you with us megan wants to send a gift to her neighbor but wants to ask you guys a question you guys meaning the listener who's checking us out right now in your car or at your sink brushing your teeth or i don't know what else are you doing maybe laying in bed kind of thinking about going up getting up and going to uh to work or possibly going to bed who knows what's up maggie so i'm a very non-confrontational person

and i am thinking about different ways to confront the person who lives above me while still making it like funny and maybe not so much like they're going to make my life even worse than it currently is because the person who lives upstairs and i live in a great building i love my building i never really hear people's i've never heard anybody else's television their music anything um i know that we have like a rooftop where people party and that never bothers me but the person who lives above me is constantly stomping around only at 10 o'clock or later with their super flat feet they got little little duck flappers up there that are just flapping around on the tile and smacking around and i'm losing my mind so i thought the best way to handle this to be funny while also kind of sending

a message and hopefully not pissing them off too much is to uh i know their address obviously and i know their unit number it's just one floor above mine send them some slippers with like a note on amazon that's like hey i'd really appreciate if you get the footsteps a little quieter after 10 p.m i can tell where they are in their apartment it's driving me nuts you can follow them yes along the the ceiling line and i know when they've gone into a bedroom because it stops because

those are the only carpeted areas of our apartments and you live in a uh an old school apartment that's got like probably concrete floors this person probably still walking very hard it's

concrete and tile so the fact that i can hear it means the flat feet be slapping real hard real hard yeah and i can hear like feel versus like the toes yeah it's driving me nuts is that funny

or is that just going to make everything work i don't know i i actually kind of think it is funny but i think you got to send them what were you gonna say uh slippers yes send them elephant slippers as a as a more passive aggressive form of hello mr or mr elephant i feel like if i tell

management i've drawn a line in the sand and that's just going to make things worse and if you leave a note i feel like that comes off as so rude but if somebody sent me like a funny gift and being like hey this is really starting to bother me can we not it's like i avoided all

management i think that's better than like pounding on the ceiling or doing that are you

able to receive as good as good as you can take it though i mean you know what i'm saying if they He sent you some earmuffs and said, bitch, too. Is it going to be funny?

I would appreciate that more than my management saying we've had a noise complaint filed against you. And if you get another one, you'll be evicted.

Unfortunately, I think if they have flat feet and they're stomping, the slippers aren't going to do anything.

Do you know what I mean? Can we be more aware?

Right. Maybe that will make them aware that they are very hard in their walking.

And unfortunately, I think that's apartment living, though. Look, bro.

I totally get that. It really, really is. You're telling me I've never heard another person's music or television, but I can hear your footsteps only at 10 o'clock at night and later?

Some people just can't help the way that they walk. And I'm going to be honest with you. I felt personally. Says the man. I knew you would. The man with flat feet. I was sitting over here quiet like, I'm not going to engage. The moment she said flat feet and then added steroids to it and said duck flappers, I was like, I'm checked out.

No, no. They're like little, little. You know how the ducts spread out so that they can bail those huge bodies with their tiny little legs? That's this person's feet.

You have not seen this person, right? Not really what they look like. Wouldn't it be funny if it's just a little teeny person? You're like, what the hell is that all about?

It's funny because it has affected me in such a way where in the morning, I literally tiptoe around my apartment. I don't put my shoes on until I get to the door so that I'm not walking around with shoes on. I'm so aware of the person who lives below me because of this person's footstep. And it's only footsteps.

Hi, Kylie. What's up?

Hi. I say period. Do it. Just send it. And if they don't share the same humor, then just shame them over the radio. It's fine. Use the job for evil.

Send this podcast to them as a form of, hey, guess who lives underneath you? I'm talking about you right now. Have you lived in an apartment, Kylie?

Yes. Yeah. I lived in a couple apartments. Even when I was a kid, I grew up in apartments, and my mom had to get me used to walking, like, lighter.

Yeah, yeah, you can't run to the bathroom in the middle of the night or late at night. You can't be, like, you know, goofing around and stuff like that. It's funny, same thing. Chelsea used to do that with me when we lived in an apartment. She would always go, you realize that people below us right now are dying with my boom, boom, boom, boom, boom sound? And I always felt like I was just being fat shamed. That was just pure fat.

Honestly, it's so annoying, though. Like, having to mind the way that you walk, having to walk gently, it's not a way to live.

Karen has a better gift than the slippers. What's that, Karen?

I was just going to say, just send a nice area rug.

Oh, that's cheap.

Yeah.

Shannon, you've been to my apartment. How many rugs in the hallway would I need to get for that long-ass hallway?

It would be very, very expensive, and you'd need a huge one for your living space.

What's the biggest area, though? Is it right over your bedroom? No, it's your living area.

But the one where I really hear the slapping, and it is crazy, is the hallway. Like, I can hear them going to the bathroom. I can hear them going to their kitchen and back to their bedroom, and I know where they are.

What would you rather, though? Would you rather them just be walking around, getting married? their steps or would you rather parent the bed banging on the wall i think the bed banging on

the wall would last a shorter amount of time well that's true i never thought about so that

jay what's up hi megan's got a problem with a loud and a loud neighbor above

so i was uh i lived in brooklyn for five years and um the only issue that we had was a kid that they were allowed to run up and down this three-war building. Well, man, it was like, it started at 1130 and would go until 3 in the morning. We didn't understand why, but we tried talking to them. I was going to say this. The only real true way, the best way, I feel like, is face-to-face. Go knock on their door, introduce yourself, have the conversation there. Otherwise, it can come off as passive-aggressive. You know, you don't know how this guy's going to take it, but I was, sorry that's coming to a stop here um yeah i feel like the only true way to solve the issue

is to really get that top floor apartment i know you think i can afford that that's funny i live

on the bottom floor because that's what i can afford i'd love to know if is there apartment

below you there's one below me and a bunch above me do they hear the pitter patter of coralline's feet no uh dude if they hear a five pound dogs pitter patter then that place isn't built right

yeah then that place is not meant to be lived in i think that's what's driving me psychotic

is in my last apartment it was so croppily built that you could hear everything yeah tvs conversations cooking everything so the fact that this is the one thing it's like how how is this getting through

the sound barrier i would rather hear them walking like elephants than uh the smell of their food There's nothing worse.

The guy next to me is from some sort of different culture. And every time I walk to my apartment, I'm like, please invite me over.

Let's have him cook curry and see how you feel about that after a while.

I'm pretty sure that's what he's cooking. Oh, really? It smells so good.

What's up, Ty?

Hey.

Hi there.

First time caller. Hey there. Hi there, Ty. Good morning. Hey, so, good morning. I work at 5 a.m., so when I get up at 4 to start getting ready for work, I hear every step. Like, every step I take, it's a creak in the floor. So I know that the person underneath me can hear every step I take, and I just feel so bad every time. And it's carpet, though. It's carpet.

Yeah, the creaking is tough because you can't do anything about a creak, right? No. Yeah, that's a tough one.

I just feel so bad. I'm about to say something that they're going to use against me for a long time. I have morning cracks that I wear around my apartment in the morning just to make sure. Really? Oh, just to make sure that I don't slap my feet at four in the morning.

You're a great neighbor. What's up, Amanda?

Hi. What if you can hear them having sex next door?

See, that would be awful. Have you heard that with your neighbors?

Yes, I did. I hear everything.

Oh, God. Is it good sex or bad sex? Because good sex you're okay with.

Oh, it sounds like they're having a good time to me.

David, you're the loud walking neighbor, huh?

Well, it was when we were deploying. We were in this barracks building, and we had a staff sergeant. I was complaining all the time that someone upstairs was walking around thumping their feet in the middle of the night and didn't think anything of it. And then it turned out that he actually camped out one night and he caught me and ended up being me. And so then I was thinking out loud with regards to Megan that how does she know that the neighbors below her doesn't hear her walking around and is timid to address her?

Well, it could all be.

I would hope that they would tell me by sending me a gift of free sippers. Absolutely.

But make them Gucci.

I do have an idea because of the neighbor upstairs. I put rugs all in my hallway, and I wear Crocs in the morning while I get ready.

Listen, she's putting Crocs on. You know that that's crazy.

I don't want to be the bothersome neighbor.

David, thank you for serving, buddy. Appreciate you, pal.

No, I appreciate it. Thank you.

All right. And Megan, thank you for the gift. I'm your neighbor. I always love it. By the way, I would be...

Megan, she brings so much joy to the room every day. Well, more so when she leaves the room. But hey, it all counts.

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Zach had something happen to him. Zach is our executive audio producer. Big Zach. We always talk about Zach in the realm of being the sweetest guy in the world. He really is a nice guy. but he always seems to have like things happen to him that don't happen to like mean people Zach was out this weekend and Zach you had kind of a bad experience in the bathroom I understand

well let me start off by saying I had a weekend full it was a circle of life so I went to a funeral on Friday went to a wedding on Saturday and then went to a gender reveal party oh my gosh

you gotta play the

So, during all those events, I want to let the people know that two things. One, beer moves right through me, and I'm not a public pooper. So, during all of the events, I was drinking beer, right? And Sunday flies by, and I'm starting to feel a little bubblegut. So, I'm at this gender reveal party, and go to the bathroom at this bar, and I use the big stall. The big stall. The big stall. The handicapped stall. Yeah, because the other ones were full, and it's awkward, and whatever.

And the big stall gets better. And you're a bigger dude. You're tall. How tall are you? I am 6'2". 6'2". Guys, what? 6'2", what, about 195, 200 pounds?

Yeah, yeah. 200 pounds, easily.

I got you. All right. Soaking what?

All right. So while I was done with my business, I was there for a good 35 minutes, y'all. Getting it in. Getting it in. and I open up the door and I see someone like tapping their finger and it was a gentleman in a wheelchair

the handicapped man

waiting for the handicapped stall I had to go so bad but I felt real bad you were staying for a minute

Zach when you were going into the bathroom Were there other stalls open? And he said, oh, I thought you said no.

So there were three stalls. The middle stall was taken. So I was like, okay, I'm just going to go in the big stall. I'm not going in the smallest stall. Let me ask you this, Zach.

When you realize this is a handicapped man in a wheelchair of all things, did you start walking with a limp?

Oh, my God. No, my heart sunk in my ass. And I had to go poop again.

What did he do when you walked out and he saw that you were perfectly healthy?

I started apologizing. I was like, oh, I'm so sorry. He was like, oh, don't worry about it. This happens to me all the time. And I'm like, oh.

Poor guy. Oh, Zach. By the way, that is a total Zach moment there, isn't it? That's hilarious, bro. That is Zach attack right there inside the thing. You should have actually just yelled occupied.

Occupied. Well, I couldn't see anything from under the stall, or I would have hurried up. But I didn't know he was waiting there for as long as he did.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. You know what I feel like this is? I grew up Catholic. I have no idea, Zach, if you're even of any religion at all. You don't seem like a religious guy. Okay. Not really. Well, I grew up Catholic, and you used to have to go to confession. And that would be like the confession that I would tell the priest. And it would be the worst thing I ever did because he would make me go out and do something that would like, go say 8,000 Hail Marys or something like that. Or you have to volunteer today to help somebody that is handicapped. So I feel like I'm going to be that priest right now to tell you, you need to now go give back. You've got to go give back. Should I clean that stall? Or what are you guys thinking? Well, that might be a little bit more than I was thinking about. Maybe you can, I don't know, clean a handicapped man's booty or something. We'll go. Excuse me, sir. I'm sorry. I don't know how handicapped you are, but I can help you if you need it.

I have to do this. This is part of my duty.

If you're up in my neighborhood and you need to use a toilet, I'm your guy. What's going on, Tiffany? Hi.

Hi. First time on. Hey there. Tiffany on the phone.

Nice to have you.

We love you guys. Aw. We love you too. And I've got one at home that's only three months old, and so this is a little different, but it never fails. that the changing pad for diaper changing is always in the handicapped stall. And whenever I have to go in there and, of course, like change a blowout diaper, there's always someone in that.

that stall that it yeah that shouldn't be in there right no that's happened she's three months old

it's happened four times why do they put that that table inside of that stall that seems like it's defeating the purpose also for a person that is handicapped to use that stall it seems like if

it's if the bathroom is big enough it's near the sinks but if it's not big enough they put it there

Yeah, that's awful. What's up, Dana? Hi.

Hey, good morning, Mojo. Good morning. What's happening? You know, like, I've been in, you know, like, Home Depot where they got three horse stalls and then the big one. And they're always busy, but the handicapped one is not occupied. So I'm like, I got to go. So I went in there one time. I thought to myself, I wonder if I can get it, if I'm going to get a ticket for parking my butt.

right could you imagine if could you imagine if they got if a cop could come in and write you a

ticket for using that stall yeah using a handicap stall right we've all had that happen i guarantee

all of us has gone into the handicap stall but isn't there like a rule like there is with urinals where you only use the handicap stall if all the other stalls are taken uh i don't know that must

be you know i got one other thing too and this isn't handicap related but one time i go to the little kid's urinal right oh yeah you mentioned that i mean so here comes a dad with his son and i'm in between them you know there's a big the big urinal and then the little kid urinal

and here i am at the you know you do in that case you actually turn around wiener hanging out and say excuse me i'm sorry and then go to the next urinal you have to actually at that point you have to stop midstream and go to the next urinal i thought about that but i have mojo syndrome

and I wouldn't want to expose myself.

You know what? Can I tell you something? It's interesting. I feel just as bad using the little kid urinal as I do using the handicap stall. Almost worse because the poor little kid is sitting there. And, you know, if you were when you were a little kid, you can't, you don't know what to do. You know, you feel like you got to go. Yeah. So, all right. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it. What's up? It's Mojo in the Morning Show. Thanks for listening.

Mojo in the Morning.

We've polished the turd, and this is what we got. Sorry.

It's funny. I always think that it's kind of a thing where it's like I can't tell the difference between something that would be real or something that would be fake. I have no clue. And it all started for me years ago with press. I had no idea. when the Victoria's Secret was it the what did they call it? It was a miracle bra, push-up bra. What was it called?

The miracle bra. I mean, miracle bra, push-up bra.

Remember when that thing came about? It's like, man, oh man, if guys only had something that they could have in their underwear to make them look better. I wish I wanted something for my ass. So I had an ass and not a flat ass. You want my ass? You can do that. I need an ass. I need an ass. It is shapewear for that. Well, I do have, by the way, did you know that this is, because I can't fill out a pair of pants. I have like a big gut with no butt. Here's the thing that's interesting. Did you know that Spanx stopped making Manx? Did they really? I was trying to replace, so I, this is going to sound crazy. I need smaller Spanx. I can't believe this. Right? I mean, I've never in my life ever said that. I lost weight and my Spanx are too big for me.

Oh, good for you.

And so I was trying to buy, I was trying to like buy a replacement for, because I wore a double X Manx, you know, Man Spanx. Yeah. They made them. I used to buy, I actually bought my first one at the Metro Airport Spanx store, which is right there at the bottom of the Delta terminal. It's crazy. They have it right there. I'm like, oh, I got a little time before my flight. What does this store have? And I walked in. Actually, somebody told me that they have manks. I'm like, I wonder if they have them. And I got them. And I was wearing it. I was like, great. My boobs didn't look so big. And it really drove me kind of to go, I look good. Well, I wore a double X. I squeezed into it. It was kind of an interesting thing for me to do that. I mean, you should have seen me trying to take the thing off at the end of the night.

There was an emergency one time, wasn't there? Oh, I got stuck in them. Yeah, I remember that. Stuck in the mags?

Well, I needed an extra large and not a double extra large, and I go online to go find them. And Spanx stopped making them. I'm calling discriminatory things. How dare it? Are they unisex now? I don't know. I need, can the Reverend Jesse Jackson fight for me? I would like him to fight for me to find out why it is.

that Spanx has decided to not make man Spanx.

Yet they're making shoes now for women. I want Spanx for all. The quality of their shapewear has gone down exponentially. I mean, it's for skinny people to not do anything. It's not what it used to be.

It's a zipping Spanx. I want to know why it is that I cannot have, or men, and I'm not saying I, me only, but all men. This is the Reverend Jesse Jackson. You're waking up with Mojo in the morning. Keep hope alive. Thank you. I'm going to have the Reverend Jesse Jackson fight for me out in front of the Spanx store of why it is I can't get Spanx anymore. They aren't making them for guys anymore. You should call right now.

Are you sure?

Google. If you can find me, me and Spanx anywhere, Shannon, I will.

What do you want? Call. Call the store right now. The tops or the bottoms?

i want the the the uh the shirts they don't and by the way i know that they have fake ones out there everybody tells me they have real ones on amazon they do not have them i'm telling you they do not have go go to them go to the spanks guess what that is that i guarantee you it's a

knockoff sponsored by spanks go to their spanks it's on the spanks store show me if you go to

their website they've removed all of they don't have them they do not i'm telling you i tried to

order the only color let's see i tried to get every color black they only make black and white white or classic black no they only make black and white i'm not joking look 58 dollars oh those

are expensive they i'm i tried to order what you're trying to order and i'm telling you you know what i got what size are you i got i'm now an extra large one but let me just tell you this i can order it for you right now shannon don't order it because it came to my house and it was a knockoff bs one and i went on go to go to spank's website they do not have them on their

bank's website i'm telling you they're not what they used to be sign up shannon so you can get

maybe it's because of you by the way i'm at the airport they just had a story that came out today 40 of america is fat that we're all obese 40 of us are obese that's down believe it or not from last year which was 42 which is not bad thank you ozempic and uh you know wagovis and all the rest of those things but they have 40 they said that 42 percent or 40 percent of americas and i think

maybe spanks are feeling the effects so they're definitely not on the spanks website anymore but they're on the spanks store on amazon i don't know i don't know what um somebody that's deep

somebody needs to uh to find out for me who represents spanks that's not kim kardashian's

thing is it no that's skims and skims is great maybe you should just go get scared wait does

She'd do Sky Skims? Yeah.

Do they? Oh, Skims is a million percent better. Skims is what Spanx used to be upgraded to more options. I don't, like, this whole rebranding of Spanx is so annoying.

You should get some Skims, bro. And they got the booty fillers you was looking for. They do? Yeah. I need to figure that out. I'm going to try. At least this girl's the best.

But you have to use a tape measure to measure your body because their sizes are weird.

Very weird.

What do you mean? Like, I have to, like, go to a tailor or something? You're not your normal size, I bet.

Oh, like, no, you just got to get, like, one of those fabric measures.

Oh, really?

Measure your own body. Yeah, because their sizing is weird.

Where do you buy those at, like CVS or something?

You can get them at Joann's or Michael's, anywhere that sells fabrics, I'm guessing, Walmart. You love your Joann's. I do love Joann's.

They ask me when I go in there, and they go, what are you using it for? I'm like, I'm trying to order skims. I need to figure out. What's up, Devin? Hi.

Hi. I just want to say, if it's the actual store on Amazon, you might as well try it. What's the worst that happens is it's not, it is a knockoff. You return it?

No, I did. I ordered it. I ordered it. It came, and it gave me a rash.

Oh.

It gave you a rash?

I was going to say, a lot of stores, when they're done with stuff, they'll send it off to Amazon so they don't have to keep it in their warehouse.

They were fake ones, though. It didn't have the Spanx logo on it. It came in a bag. I think some guy was wearing it. Honestly, I think I might have gotten his herpes.

It came in a bag. I think there's some. Scabies. You don't get herpes, but you could get scabies.

I can't get herpes underneath my armpit?

What are scabies?

It was weird. It was there for a short period of time. So, Devin, if the stores don't want them, they send them to Amazon, and then Amazon just sells them as knockoffs?

Maybe not knockoffs. Some of the times you get knockoffs. But, I mean, there are those people out there that list them as that. But a lot of times, when we don't want to carry something anymore, we just send it straight to Amazon and let Amazon distribute it and sell it.

Who's we? What do you do?

I sell boat parts. So a lot of boat parts that we don't want to carry in-house anymore, we'll send them all to Amazon and let them do it.

Okay. All right. Well, I appreciate it. I tried it already from there. I'm not going to do it again. I feel like I was let down. kirsten what's up hey so my husband was a larger man and just recently started losing weight because he had a heart attack and found out he was a diabetic and things but bike shorts like the same kind of thing they're just like compression shorts like bicycle shorts for your when you're riding like a bike yes they work the same way as things oh so bike shorts to make your butt look better yeah i mean or to hold everything in like whatever you're looking i got nothing to hold in

I mean, I got a ways to hold them, but there ain't nothing else besides that.

Yeah, but bike shorts, like, they'll do the same thing as things do for a man. Like, just get, like, a larger size, and you get, like, you know, like, if you're a large, you get an extra, and it'll suck everything in and keep it tight.

Does he look skinnier when he's wearing those?

He does, actually, yeah. And, like, he walks a lot. Like, he walks a couple miles a day, and he says it to keep him from, like, shaping and the chub rub and kind of thing. Oh, my God. You know what I mean? Like, yeah.

Yeah, interesting.

That's the real conversation.

Yeah. Well, maybe I'll try that. I do have a pair of bike shorts at home. I bought them when I bought my bike that I rode once.

Do you still have that?

I still have my bike, and I still have my bike shorts. And they were...

Do you still have your Peloton?

Oh, I do the Peloton. I have the Peloton. Do you? Yes. I've actually been doing that as my...

That gave mine away. That was a COVID purchase, wasn't it?

That was a total COVID purchase. And I stopped doing it. And then when I started doing the shot, when I started doing the weight loss thing, I had to do some exercise. And once I started exercising, it was literally, it really came off. So the weight started coming off, so I got motivated. All right, I still got flabby boobs, though, that I would love to get rid of. Kevin, you should try these things. I'm telling you. I'm straight, bro. You would never put on a pair of mangs? Not for me.

To each his own, though.

it makes you look honestly like you lost about 10 or 15 pounds though i'm straight women do it all

the time and it's not bad that's good women do a lot of things all the time i'm not interested in

once you see yourself once in a picture where you're not having like the boobs sticking out it makes you feel so much more like confident it's okay for you to have something for you we don't need to share everything why do you not want it i don't understand it's not for me bro Is it the embarrassment of having to squeeze into it or what?

Listen, live your life. Live your life. I'm just saying to you.

I'm just saying to you.

I'm good, Mojo.

You good. Is it the I don't want to tell my friends that I actually put on mangs? Oh, my God. How can I get you to let this go? I'm just wondering. I don't understand why you're so reticent to try it.

I don't need to do everything.

Huh? Okay. All right. I'm going to show you mine. I'll show you mine. You do not have to. And when you see me with them on and see me with them off, it's night and day. It's like the before and after picture.

But the nippies still nip, even through the manks.

Honestly, no, not as bad.

Yes, I do.

Really? Not on me. That's actually, Chelsea told me that she's like, I think when you wear the manks, it looks better for pictures. Because otherwise, it looks like I just got hard on nipples the entire time.

honoring all women in yoga pants oh man look at that girl oh god or at least most women in yoga

pants a public service from mojo in the morning mojo on the morning show this is wild i've always wondered this whenever we've talked about you know asking for permission to get engaged or for somebody's hand in marriage has anybody ever said no will you now know somebody that has said a

A relative of mine, yeah, a relative of mine has been dating a guy for a couple of years, and nobody in our family is a very big fan of his. Oh, boy. To say that very nicely. He's okay. Like, it's the, he's fine, I guess. But a couple of weeks ago, he came and asked for her hand in marriage, for dad's blessing. And dad said no. Wow. Dad said no. For a lot of different reasons. One of them was they're just a little bit too young. How old? 22. Okay. 22, 23. Yeah. And so he hasn't proposed. This was a couple of weeks ago. He hasn't proposed. I don't even know if he has a ring or had a ring. But they did just call yesterday and announced that they bought a house together.

Oh, my God.

I might be bigger than a ring.

Right.

Yeah, but yes, no, could you imagine?

Without giving too much information, what is it that they don't, or you guys don't like about him?

Lack of drive and goals doesn't treat her very nicely. Really? I don't think.

Yeah.

Not at all. And just like overall, not...

super respectful of the family and okay just not somebody that we would pick for her at all that's

yeah that's interesting because it's interesting you're saying that they're buying a house together and i'm wondering about the goals because that's that's a huge goal for a lot of people mostly her

that's big so so she's mostly that's her yeah but look like i'm sure well let me not assume have you guys communicated this to her and if so what is her response i think that she is pretty

aware i'm not close enough to the situation kev to know like what that communication has been yeah um but i don't think that it is any secret like everybody is extraordinarily cordial around him and you know when we have family gatherings i don't see him very often but when we do like everybody's you know fine but uh i i i think it's kind of obvious chelsea and i were young

and so we got the whole you guys are too young to get married thing but yeah but her dad never said no to it but we definitely were discouraged from getting married young and we talk about this a lot uh we talk a ton on our we don't podcast about we wish that family members would have told us more because it was tough man it was tough being their age exactly chelsea was 20 when we were

getting married and age really far down on the list compared to all of these other things he's just kind of a jerk and i feel like they dated in high school they dated through college and it's One of those things where she...

Comfortable.

Yes.

Complacent. But a lot of times, I always feel like this sometimes when you're younger, and you know this. Remember when you were dating, you always wanted to date the bad boy, or you thought that. It's the whole Taylor Swift love story.

He's not even a bad boy. He's just...

He's just... But what happens, though, sometimes in this case, when a family says no to it, what ends up happening is... That's true. That girl is going to want to be with him even more because everybody's against it. You almost have to say...

I say I think she's aware that people don't like him because that's already started to happen, I would say, for the past two years.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Anybody live this situation? Maybe give a little bit of advice to Shannon and family for this situation. I think that it's one of those ones where you, as the dad, have to be able to... And, Mom, you have to be able to say your intentions, but then you've got to also understand that they may go around your intentions because, you know, if they're able to buy a house and live on their own like that. Abe, what's up?

Hey, what's going on, Mojo? Good morning, guys.

Morning.

Morning, G. I just wanted to throw something out there, and I'm speaking not for all, but I'm going to say majority, when I say that a lot of women are attracted to bums.

Yeah.

Or they like to find men that they want to change, you know, like bad boy vibes.

You want to save them. You're right with that. I think that's the case for a lot of times with a lot of people, you know. You see the good side, but everybody else sees that it's so blatantly not good. Have you ever experienced this in your family? It sounds like you guys speak from experience on that.

So my wife has a lot of her friends that have a hard time finding men because they start, you know, they date me, like, they don't have, like, I know there's situations, but, like, there's other guys that they don't want to get a job or they don't want to do better for themselves or they're trying to use the girl to, like, live with her or just, you know, for living or they end up being cheated if you don't like every Tuesday and Thursday, you know what I'm saying?

Yeah, they put up with too much. You got windows down driving?

Hey, I'm in my semi-chuck. Sorry.

Oh, no.

Give us a little toot-toot.

Yeah, you got a horn there?

There you go.

Thanks, Abe. What's up, Joe?

Hey, good morning. How are you guys?

Good. What's going on, bud?

So, before I married my wife, my father, he did not like me at all. But after I married his daughter, it was like a complete 180. And now he's my best friend. He calls me daily.

Really? That's cool. So, when you asked for permission or the blessing or whatever to propose to his daughter, did he say no or was he just not super happy about it?

So, I didn't ask him because me and him didn't get along. So, I asked my wife's mother and she said yes.

Was he upset that you didn't ask him?

No, we weren't talking. And then we invited him to the wedding and it was completely 180 and he was so excited. Yeah. Why didn't he like you? Because I'm Canadian.

Well, you guys are a little goofy. But, hey, can I tell you that my father-in-law, same situation. It's not that he didn't like me. He was very leery of me. I was a radio DJ. I was a night disc jockey. And his daughter, when I...

when we met chelsea was 17 and i was 20 and so he was like why are you there you know and then we ended up started dating when she was 18 and i was 21 so i was going to bars all the time doing bar gigs and i was leaving chelsea at her parents house to go to bar gigs and so he thought i was up to no good i get don't you see that now totally see it like back then i thought you know and now i look at it and i go uh wow he is probably one of my best friends in the world and it's funny how you have to kind of show him that you're not who he thinks you are, even though honestly I was who he thought I was. I was a 21 year old guy hanging out in bars and clubs and stuff like that with his daughter not being able to be there. I used to sneak her in sometimes, but I'd get in trouble because everybody knew that she wasn't of age. But it's weird. Now as a dad of kids that if Luke came to me and said, hey, I'm getting married, I'd probably kidnap him and take him to Canada. you know what i mean because i i i just think that it's so tough the world is so tough right now it's tough for marriage for a 40 year old let alone if you're a somebody that's 20 like these guys were what's up shelly good morning how are you guys we're good what's going on

good so i was married for 24 years and i got married the day after i turned 22 um i'm divorced but my mom and my dad they literally hated my ex-husband like my mom tried to talk me out of I just feel like parents have a good intuition, and they try to talk me out of it. And, you know, I mean, I got three great kids out of it, but, you know, they ended up being right in the end. But my whole marriage, my mom and my husband, they butted heads basically the whole time because my mom could be through, you know, the BS, basically. And, you know, she's not here anymore, but, you know, she'd be happy to know I'm divorced.

Wow, that's wild. to hear that out of your mouth to say that she'd be happy to know that you're divorced.

Yeah. She tried to stay out of it because she didn't want to ruin our relationship. But I knew how she felt about him the whole time. She just knew I deserved to be treated better. And I get it. I'm a mom myself to older kids and I want what's best for my kids. So sometimes kids just can't see that when they're so young and they're blind.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Yeah, have a good day.

All right, take care of yourself. Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it.

Ow, I'm sorry.

Get your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning. Kirsten, who is it that you think your boyfriend is cheating with?

His ex-wife.

How long have you guys been together?

Almost a year.

And why is it now you're thinking that his ex-wife is in the picture?

I can't give you an exact reason. We live together, we have fun, we feel like we used to have more fun, like, we're more argumentative lately, and he brings her up a lot. Like, in what way? Like, we'll have deep conversations, and then somehow it always turns to her.

So he'll bring back things from his past, or talk about her, like, in his present life?

well that's where it's a little bit confusing i don't quite understand why she keeps coming up so

much do you uh feel like he is still like involved with her like or he wants to be involved with her because there's kind of a difference to that like you think he hasn't gotten over her or you think

that he's still with her i think he's still with her or like got back with her they definitely took a break, but the way he talks now, it seems like he just knows everything. All the new stuff. Like, they're still seeing each other and talking. Do they have kids

together? Oh, yeah. Go ahead. Exactly what I was going to ask.

Do they have kids? No.

So there's no reason for him to still be involved with her?

Exactly.

Alright, we're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. We're hoping that he sends the flowers to Kirsten. Can you mute your phone?

Yes.

Gives us an opportunity to not have him be suspicious of the call. Yeah, of course. All right, mute it right now for us. It's the War of the Roses.

Hello?

Hi, I'm looking for Greg ******, please.

This is he.

Hi, Greg. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling from a brand-new online floral company.

called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers for you if you have like 30 seconds to answer two very short survey questions for me we're going to give you a dozen long-stemmed red roses that you can ship out to anybody in the country anywhere in the country as early as today and it's totally free of charge to you not going to ask you for credit card information or any sort

of financial information it's totally free it's totally free yep we're just trying to get our

name out there and hopefully when you make a flower purchase in the future you'll use rosesboom.com okay okay greg have you purchased flowers in the last six months um no okay do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months maybe okay as a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey i'm now authorized to provide you with that one dozen long-stemmed red roses. And let's get started with a first and a last name of who you want these to go to. And again, we'll send them out today.

Okay. You could send them to Tina.

You said Tina?

Yeah.

Okay, and what's Tina's last name?

okay and i'm actually actually first let me get a phone number for tina okay and i am gonna start a profile for you greg just like i said hopefully this will make the process way quicker and easier when you order flowers from us in the future so i've got tina on here What is her relationship to you?

Tina is actually an ex-wife.

Okay. And, Greg, we do something really unique at rosesbloom.com. And in lieu of a paper card with the flowers, Tina is going to get a text message saying she has a flower delivery. And it's also going to include a little voice memo from you. So we're going to go ahead and record that right now. Just something short and sweet like you would put on a card. Okay?

Nope. Okay.

Okay, I'm going to count you down. Three, two, one.

Hey, Tina. I miss you, and I hope you're well.

Okay, great. Greg, I also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

uh yeah greg i'm i'm also going to jump on this uh right now just to push this further along we're going to send those flowers off to tina but before i do i just need to inform you of one last thing that while we've been talking to you greg and you've been sending the flowers off to uh tina Your girlfriend Kirsten has been listening in and just heard you send flowers to your ex-wife. Greg, this is the Mojo in the morning show. And Kirsten called us up because she was suspicious that something was going on with you and your ex-wife. and she just heard you send flowers to her? No, it was a test for Kirsten and I's relationship, basically. This was definitely a test on our part to see where you were going to send flowers to. Is that what you're talking about? Well, I care about Pearson, and I was just, you know, this is true. Well, we were doing the War of the Roses, which is something that we do if you're suspicious that your, you know, boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife is cheating on you. And that's, and we just heard you send flowers to this other woman that you're no longer with anymore.

Or are you? I'm not, but just because I sent flowers to someone doesn't mean I'm cheating.

But you wrote I miss you.

Yeah, but that's because... I was just testing our relationship. And I thought we were stronger than accusing each other of cheating.

Wait, so you're telling us that you were putting a test out there. You know. So you knew what we were doing and you were testing out Kirsten to see what she would do.

Yeah, because it seemed too good to be true. when I thought maybe. I don't know what I thought.

I am real confused. Kirsten? Yes.

Greg is trying to tell us that he was putting you to a test. Greg, did you know that it was us that was calling?

I didn't know for sure who's calling, but I've heard of stuff like this before.

So you didn't know for sure, so you decided anyway that you would send these flowers off to a woman that you're no longer supposed to be in a relationship with, to test the person that you are in a relationship with.

Yeah.

Instead of just sending them to the person that you are in a relationship with and everything would be totally fine. No drama.

yeah

Kirsten how do you feel

I don't get it a test for what I can't understand

I feel like you're full of to be honest with you well

you know if i wanted to send my ex flowers you know i would have but even if i did it's nothing romantic well you just did you just did send her flowers well you can miss someone in a relationship but not want them back

but miss them enough to send them the flowers and a very personal message

and the only reason you did this was because you were testing your girlfriend out yeah did she pass the test

well apparently not because she's jealous and thinks that I have other motives

why don't you guys hang why don't you hang on for one second Kirsten let's talk to you some more will you hang on for a second Greg yeah for a minute

Cheater Cheater Pumpkin Eater Mojo in the Morning's War of the Roses Call Mojo in the Morning 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548

mojo in the morning what's going on john

what's going on i mean come on now i mean you guys let's try this guy the new air freshener

called a bs because that's what it is right now yeah i was testing you are testing nothing

your ass got caught because you still care about your ex-wife i got an ex-wife and i'd be damned if I ever send her flowers. You know, I mean, come on. I miss you. I want to send you flowers. Yeah, you miss her because you still want to be with her. I got a test. Yeah, I got a test. I went to test your ass out the front door because that's what you do a lot with your girlfriend.

By the way, my favorite with you, John, is that you got all the little slogans and sayings. Yeah, there you go. Give him applause. Give him applause. That was good. Hi, Caitlin. It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, so I'm listening to this, and this literally just reminds me of my ex-boyfriend who gaslit me literally day in and day out constantly, and I caught him cheating on me while I was at my dad's.

funeral, and he's played that same exact card on me.

Hey, your dad's funeral. Yeah. How did you catch him cheating, by the way?

So, he, I had, so I was living in Dayton, Ohio at the time, and I'm from Toledo. And so, I came back up to Toledo to obviously go to my dad's funeral, and I came home, and I found out that he had some girl over to my house while I was out of town. Not at your house? at my house who we also had a six-month-old son at the time no right yeah it was crazy um so this is like classic gaslighting behavior and when i caught him he told me i broke his trust because i went through his phone and then through his phone oh yes oh that is textbook

oh my god i hate her here's a moment where you're in need of some comfort you lose your father and this guy does it he's lucky that your dad wasn't still alive to kill him oh yeah no it was like

a terrible time in my life for sure um but yeah so like i would 100 just get up and leave if i were hurt because i didn't even deal with it anymore like it's so bad and i was so young at the time too i was only like 20 when i lost my dad so like oh you're awesome by the way we love

that you're able to get through this and enough to call us up and to give some advice to kirsten And Kirsten, I'm with us. Obviously, you don't believe any of this stuff that this guy's saying to you, that Greg's saying to you?

No, not at all. He is a master gaslighter. I'm really just so disappointed. I never thought he would do something like that.

Greg, I'm going to bring you back on with us here. Greg, has there been anything that has gone on between you and your ex-wife since you guys have been in a relationship, you and Kirsten?

No, other than talking about, like, technical stuff, like storage unit and stuff like that, you know, house stuff, is this yours, is this mine, nothing, no.

So you guys still have communication with each other, but just about post-divorce things, not your relationships and all that. Does she know of Kirsten?

Yeah, she knows of Kirsten.

Okay. If I called her with the number that you gave us and asked her her thoughts on this, how do you think she would react?

How do you think Tina would feel?

Yeah, how would your ex-wife feel if I called her and said, hey, just want to see where you guys are? I don't know.

That's up to her.

Maybe we try that. You're going to call Tina? Well, I mean, maybe we do. We have her phone number. Yeah.

well i don't think you need to do all that okay all right i'm gonna put you guys on hold

kirsten i'm gonna put you on hold too okay i want to have some of our listeners give you more advice

okay thank you what's going on destiny oh my god i am like absolutely dead actually he is he he's saying don't call her because he doesn't want to get caught up in this he knows that he's about to get so caught because he know a lot will tell the truth because this is just i mean i'm assuming she'll be a girl's girl maybe not but uh it's unbelievable yeah i just believe i just believe that he just doesn't want to get caught up in this he knows that he's caught he knew that he was caught when you guys said oh so this is just uh you were testing her no he was not testing her

he's just trying to be the classic narcissist but he is and you actually told our uh lydia that you have an ex that did the same exact thing to you he would pull that same crazy stuff yeah yeah no i um

i would catch him and stuff and he would uh be like no i can't believe he went through my phone And this is a sign of trust that you broke with me. I can't believe you would do something like this. And it's because of catching him. And it's just, they can never take the blame. And that's okay. But I think that she would be better off without that man. If he can go live his little best life with Tina, maybe they should be remarried.

I always wonder what goes on in somebody's childhood that makes them do that. Because it's got it. Everything stems from your childhood.

Yeah.

Is he like the type of kid that when he would steal your toy and stuff like that? Yeah, when you were playing toys and stuff, he would be this guy going, you stole my toy.

100%.

I hope the best for her, for real,

because he is a classic narcissist and hopefully she makes the right choice here.

We love you for listening. Thank you so much for the call. Absolutely. Have a good day. You too.

This is the whole of Mojo in the morning.

Oh. I was looking up at the next segment. I got to do a costume change for this next segment here. We got to... I'm sorry. You know what we're doing? We're doing confessions. We're going to go. We haven't done confessions in a while.

Wait, but this one has to be nasty confession. Nasty confessions? Well, I guess we can do anything.

Like nasty, like we're going to get ourselves in trouble nasty, or what is it?

No. Okay, so I don't even know.

I'm putting on the pre-style thing.

My girlfriends and I are on a group text, and sometimes we just, like, get super slap happy, and I don't even know how this came up, but one of my girlfriends was having massive stomach issues yesterday and so just for spits and giggles, she texted all of us that her farts smelled like an animal crawled out of her body. That's a big thing to admit publicly to people, right?

That's not the kind of confession.

I confessed that I did something that I always yell at my little guy Smith for. I flicked

a booger. No, you did not. Which hand? This hand. All right, don't touch. Note to self. Yeah. Don't touch in the drain. I was laying on my couch, fixed my nose. I didn't have my tissues, but I just flicked it. Are you scared you're going to step on it later?

Ah! Like, just flicked it any direction? A blind flick? Like, yep. Ugh. Bo ate it. What's your dog's name? I really hate fucking Thomas.

All right. Don't try to pretend that you're the one that doesn't pick your nose.

Lydia, I don't know if I could put up with nasty, sick stuff like that.

All right, fine. Just any confession.

Can we do any confessions?

Any confession is fine. Yeah, any confession is fine.

Oh, my Lord. These are my confessions. All right, hold on a second here.

No, we need the church music. Yeah, church music.

I got it. Hold on a second here. Hold on.

And the church choir begins now.

Yo, baby, mama.

Where is it? What is it? Oh, here it is. Here it is. Hello, my children. 844 Mojo Live. 844-665-6548. We want you to get anything off your chest this morning that you've been hiding from people that might be something that will clear your conscience. 844-665-6548.

Wipe until the tissue's white. I drank too much wine when I was little dropper clean.

Use wet wipes as well to be especially clean. Try to drink the whole...

By the way, Lydia, make sure they say bless me, Father Mojo, for I have sinned at the beginning of this thing, too. 844-665-6548. 84548-844-MOJO-LIVE. I want you to call us up and I want you to tell us your confessions. We want you to don't feel bad about what you're saying because people have said worse. I can guarantee you that.

And we'll voice disguise you.

Yes.

If you need to be voice disguised, I gotcha.

I'm not going to lie to you guys. What? We've had a couple of the confessions that have come through to us lead to follow-up calls from law enforcement. and we love it put on the hat wait my hat it's my hat is missing so somebody stole it it's been

missing for like four months i have to i think somebody threw it away somebody threw it away

i'm gonna order a new priest outfit pope outfit so instead i got father bonnet i've got my hair bonnet oh no no actually i look like i do look like uh some kind of a thing i don't know you I know they got a pope, cardinal, bishop, altar boy, priest, deacon. I don't know what religion has hats like this.

Guys, I'll ready these calls.

Here we go. Voice disguise. Initial O. Are you there, O?

Yes, bless me. Mojo for I have sinned. Father.

Yes, my dear. Go ahead.

let me hear your confession well i've been divorced for eight years now and i was living with my ex and then he kicked me out after seven years and i decided i had to go to the bathroom really bad and i was next to his car and it was at night so i took a crap and

in the back, and I tied it up and put it in his car.

Really? Oh, my God.

Did you, like, hide it so he couldn't find it in the car?

He asked me about it. He thought he accused me, and I said, that wasn't me. I said, you leave your car open. Somebody else must be mad at you. It's not me. I said, you've known me all these years, 30 years, and I've never done anything like this.

Oh, my God. so you've lived with this forever that you crapped in your ex's car I love that

that feels good though

doesn't it feel good to get it off your chest

that is

that is honestly one of my favorites thank you for the call I appreciate you so much

make a duty alright

Ray, Ray, are you there?

I'm here.

Hi, Ray.

Good morning. So a couple of years ago.

No, no, no, Ray. No, no, no.

Restart.

You have to say, bless me, Father Mojo, for I have sinned.

Oh, bless me, Father Mojo, for I have sinned.

Thank you, my dear. Go ahead. Let me hear your confession.

So a couple of years ago, my brother got married and they invited my ex-boyfriend and his girlfriend. and I set up the wedding party the night before, and I put their silverware in my pants.

Why did you put your silverware in their pants?

I kind of, let's say I dirtied them.

You don't like them, huh?

No. They only knew this boyfriend from me. It's not like they were friends with him before. That's weird in the first place, but yeah. And you sit there and watch them use it, too. It was his wife. She was evil. And she was like, we're going to invite her and make her uncomfortable. But they were not.

Unbelievable. By the way, Shannon, you started these. You started off by talking about your stuff. Hold on. F, your voice disguised, F. Hi.

Hello. I don't know. Bless me, Father. Mojo, please.

Yes, F. Hi. Go ahead, F.

All right. So I religiously, as a door driver, that's your driver. I will eat people's food if it's open. If the bag's open, I feel like it's only right.

F, how dare you? How dare you do this? Where's your favorite place to pick up deliveries and drop off at?

I think Popeye's, Popeye's.

Wait. What do you do? Do you peel off, like, pieces of the breading and just start eating that?

If it's open, for instance, the fries, the chicken. Oh, it's terrible. All right, listen. Don't call Scott on me. You got to leave me out of this.

We won't. All right, thank you. I don't want him doordashing. By the way, if I have a doordasher with the name F on there, I'm not going to ever accept his stuff. W, are you there, W?

I am.

Hi, welcome to Mojo Confessions. Go ahead.

Bless me, Father Mojo, for I have sinned.

Yes, my son, how are you?

Hallelujah!

Yes.

So, years ago, I used to be a corporate trainer for a restaurant. Used to travel all over the U.S., opening restaurants. Well, my buddies and I used to record ourselves sneaking into the laundromat at the hotels, recording ourselves, sniffing all the panties of the female trainers we used to work with. And we had a whole archive of probably 30 different hotels that we did it at.

You are a sick son of a bitch. Excuse my language, dear God. I don't know if I would have left or thrown. You are sniffing the panties of the girls? Yes. Oh, my God. Did that get you guys pleasure, or was it just for giggles?

Yes.

Oh, God. Both. Did you keep any?

No, no. You lie, so lie. You lie, you lie.

You got a pair right now. Oh, my God.

And this is when the phones didn't have much room to store all the videos. But, yeah, we had a big old archive.

Unbelievable. I've never been a panty sniffer in my life or my own panties usually to see if they were used than I before

I wonder what the I wonder what the

bump on his lip is from?

Some of these calls are going to be so... Why? Hi, why? I don't know if we can say this. What's going on? Okay. Sorry. Bless me, Father Bonjo, for I have seen...

Absolutely. Can you do me a favor? Instead of saying the word that you're going to say, I want you to say... What could he say? I had fun with himself. I had fun with myself. Go ahead. Yeah.

Oof. Okay.

So I had fun with myself. uh so my uh the roommates i was staying with uh we had an agreement we would split the cost on food uh that fell apart uh we started doing our own thing and they ate my cereal one day i told them not to do that not do that uh they did it again so i got up for work one morning i i you know what And I said, I'm going to run one out this morning.

Oh. And wait.

You had fun with yourself.

You had fun with yourself?

Oh, you know what?

Into the cereal?

Yeah, into the milk.

Oh, my God.

This is a legitimate crime.

And they used it?

I lost it wide open, so I can't even sing. Oh, my God.

I cannot believe that.

What kind of cereal were they eating?

It was life Chex Mix

Life Chex Mix Put a little nutmeg in it

Secret eating

Hey Why

Did you

Yeah And they used it

Just before I left off of work Did you Did you

Did you watch them Enjoy it

Watch them eat the bowl in front of me Were you laughing

or what were you doing?

I couldn't live. I was just sipping a cup of water. But he said, you know what? We get really healthy in this house. This is the life cereal. This is the best.

All right. You are a bad human being and you are going to hell no matter even if you just confess that to us. I just want you to know that.

He ate my cereal. He ate your cereal. Those are not equal.

By the way, life cereal could be the worst cereal ever.

It was a cinnamon life cereal

It was a cinnamon life cereal By the way It wasn't the old thing I think back in the day Mikey likes it For life cereal Was it that or was it kicks It was one of those cereals Alright I think I'm done with this Give me one more

Some of them are so bad Everybody likes sticking things in their pants

I liked it when we had people like that we're robbing banks and things like that. First confessions. I don't know if I necessarily like when they're doing things with their bodily functions. I'm done. I think we're done.

We're stupider than hell. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning show. Kev, the topic headline here is asking for money. Is it you asking or is someone asking you?

I kind of got a weird thing about asking for money. Even if I need it, I just, I don't ask for it. Like, I feel like it'll come back around. But it wasn't me. It was a very good friend of mine, we'll say, to protect the real identity of said person. Say Shannon? No, I'm just kidding. Why not?

I always love that when people go, really good friend of mine. I won't say their name, but their name is when you say their name.

I would normally, but I really enjoy this person. So I wouldn't do that to them. They're one of the good ones. So friend of mine, female friend, she says that she'd been talking to this guy and it wasn't long at all that they were talking. Call it two, three weeks. And all of a sudden he asked her for some money and said that the mother of his child lied and said he hit her or something crazy like that. Now he needs money in case he goes to jail. Like something just completely stupid and random. And it's like, first off, y'all not even talking that long. let alone he's stupid as hell because his excuse and his reasoning don't even line up with the timeline and what he's asking for you gotta leave this person alone

how soon after you meet somebody can you ask them for money like that to me is bold like I don't even know within a year or two years you should be asking for money

that's the only reason for that relationship

I wouldn't even ask you all for money for real how long have they been it was like two weeks two weeks like what do you think and granted they have been talking every single day so some people feel like well if you're talking every day and sometimes when you're in a new little thing you talk all day so i don't know if he thought that that meant that the relationship was further along

but what are we doing here man unless i was in like dire dire dire need i would not ask any of you guys for money yeah or like you know i like i mean i'll take ten dollars right now no but not for like hey do you have two dollars so i can go to speedway i mean like money money right yeah

But, like, in a crazy excuse like that, like, come on, bro. What are you talking about?

Have you guys heard of this scam that's out there? They call it pig butchering. It's actually big right now.

You're about to piss Megan off.

Why? No, you tell him. No, there's a fact. It shows how much I've told him if you tell him.

There is a story that's out today, Megan, if you would let me finish, that says the federal government right now task force is actually going after pig butchering scam. It's a story that's on the front page. How long

ago did I tell him about this? I don't know

how long is it? Months or years? This is an update for you. Like six plus months for sure. This is a story updated this morning, just updated this morning on CNN and Fox News' website. Cool. Now back to you, Kevin.

Now I'm mad about the money

has anybody made like a like what's the craziest reason why somebody asked to borrow money from

you i i had a um i've told this story before but i had a former sorority sister of mine uh borrow ask me to borrow i can't remember if it was fifteen hundred dollars or if it was three thousand dollars whatever it was a couple thousand dollars a lot of money she asked me to borrow the money and i i mean obviously i knew her i went to school with her i lived with her she was a sorority sister of mine and never paid me back and i remember a couple of months later she posted on facebook a trip to i think it was cancun or mexico or somewhere and i was like what the f like borrow this money and it was a housing situation it was a situation like that and so of course i wanted to help her out and i i have never lent money to anybody ever again since then i paid somebody's rent they went out and bought artwork for their living room that Are you serious?

Oh, it was a massive painting. And I paid their rent.

Yeah.

Oh, I was really mad. We're no longer friends.

We had an old DJ here at the radio station. Everybody helped pay her mom's alleged medical bills, only to find out that her mom was never sick.

Oh, my God. That story is still so crazy to me.

That was an interesting one. People are sick. I like the people, though, that I like the people that have only known the person for a couple of weeks and the people that prey upon the relationship where they prey upon people who have not been in a relationship in a while. Oh, good. I finally found somebody that I like. You know what? I'll give them a little money. They seem like a nice person. They paid for the, you know, five or six times that we've gone out. But now I'm giving them hundreds or thousands of dollars. What's up, Janice? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good. What's up?

Well, I have a cousin, and I won't say his name, but he sends a cash app request for money, and you'll put, like, in the subject line what it's for, and it'll be, like, the craziest thing to take my girlfriend to dinner. Like, he has no type of shame in his game, and he sends it, like, every other day, and it makes it even, like, harder because you have to see the person. I almost would rather it be, like, a stranger or someone you just met, but I have to see him all the time and i'm like oh my god i ignored him is he gonna say anything so it's like really crazy does he have a job he has a job he he has a job but he the thing is he i think he likes to spend money on these girls that he dates and so when you're dating multiple people i get the money and it's not like a really good job but he'll just and what i found and what i learned was that because i asked another family member about it he does it to several people i think he sends them not like mess just to see what he can get wait does he have an opening in his schedule right so i was cracking up when i when i can't remember who it was that said i'll ask for ten dollars you got it now because that's how he is like i think he has no shame in his game he's like whoever's going to respond and whoever's going to send it great thank you i want to take this

person to dinner and and that's it who get the people that that respond to that and give to that you feel so bad for but you know what if they're dumb enough to do it after knowing that this has

been going on what's up kristen hey i just wanted to say i can't really relate to loan and money

because i'm usually the broke friend but you don't ask for it though do you no i don't no you're good that's good what's up how you doing katherine hi how's it going good what's going on oh not much

This rang very true to me because I had a housemate a couple years ago that I lived with that I had lent money to over, like, multiple times, and she had paid me back a couple times.

somewhat but near the end of her time living there when i tried to get money back like hey maybe even give me like ten dollars a week or something like that she actually tried to fight me before i was heading to work oh yeah she was like oh god it turned pretty gross um and then i found out later that she actually was stealing money from me as well like my kit money that i had because i was bartending and serving at that time she was going into my room when i wasn't

there my money oh my god that's scary it makes you not even want to go to work because you're worried that you're gonna come home and all your stuff's gonna be completely gone that's unbelievable lucas you're the person that goes out and asks for this money yeah so like some of

the girls that i date i i ask them for money and one of them even bought me like a brand new set

of clothes oh my so how much money are you asking for and what's your reasoning behind asking for

it like why do they just hand it over uh i mean i feel like i'm just getting making the world even

making the world even you you must have a big dong do you got a big one

i mean i don't like the brag but you know you get a new set of golf clubs out of that

my mine wouldn't even get a putter for god's sake do you don't feel bad about taking money stealing money from these girls?

I'm not stealing if they're giving it to me.

No, you're panhandling. It's digital panhandling.

But aren't they lending it to you? They're not asking for it back?

No. No, I don't. See, that's one thing. You've got to be smart with your words. If you're going to say, can I borrow $1,200, then you've got to give that money back. But can I have $1,200? That's mine.

Wow.

Are the golf clubs, like, the most expensive gift that a woman is giving you?

No, I would say, like, a game and PC was the most expensive one.

Look at this guy. And do they know what you need, or are you saying, hey, this is what I'm looking for?

No, I usually, if it's something specific, I usually just ask.

Any guessing?

Are these older women, or are these, like, you know, same age kind of?

I would say maybe a few years older.

Because I'm always the OGs. And how old are they if you're 24? 27, 28, 29.

But they have money to give. This is what we were talking about. This is actually what they're trying to crack down on right now.

This morning, a new push to fight so-called pig butchering scams. The name references the practice of fattening a pig before slaughter. In this case, Americans who can end up losing their life savings.

I had nothing left, and I have to sell everything.

We are at crisis level, and we must act today. Law enforcement now demanding help from Congress, including more funding to stop the scams. The fraudsters use dating apps or text messages to strike up a relationship with a victim, and after months of building trust, get them to send money or invest in cryptocurrency schemes. $4 billion was lost to pig butchering crypto scams last year alone. We have done very little to disrupt this criminal industry and to protect our citizens from the relentless threat that comes at them daily. This California man lost his life savings after forming a relationship on a dating app.

Were you ever able to get it back? No. No, I definitely was not able to get it back.

Often the accounts of the fake investments look legit. But when victims try to withdraw funds, they're locked out and the money is gone. An extra challenge for law enforcement? Scammers are often overseas, where criminal organizations use human trafficking victims to carry out the fraud.

By the way, here's the deal. I told you. I would keep it.

I told you. Always be skeptical of someone you just met.

Keep it just locally and just try to get golf clubs.

And if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

Yeah, it's just easy just to date these girls for the money, right?

Sadly, I'm about to pull up to the desk and see if I can find me one.

That's how they meet people is through dating apps. And then they get you to fall in love with them. And they're usually people that are being held in by the people who run casinos over in Asia who lost money during COVID. So they started human trafficking and kidnapping people. I did send you this information.

Lucas, are you single, Lucas?

Yeah, I'm single.

Would you like to take Megan out on a date?

uh does he like the golf anything to get out of here my dude it's mojo in the morning show

phone number 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 when we were doing am i the a-hole yesterday on the show something uh came up during it that got megan

thinking uh about couples that share finances and you said that there's a new trend now megan

uh about not sharing finances well i don't i don't know it was a poll done of specifically the people in my life okay and i didn't dig really deep into it but i was really surprised in in the conversation during the am i the a-hole we started talking about like if you married somebody who is not the parent or the biological parent of your child are they financially responsible and it got me thinking about just finances in general in relationships because i was surprised at how many people said yes my partner would be financially responsible for the child i have for somebody else and i thought i don't even know people who share finances now when i say that i don't mean they're not both contributing to the bills or the cost of their relationship or whatever but i don't know a single person who shares a bank account with their significant other and i'm talking to people really who live together people who are married oh they're married yeah like i i asked a lot of my married friends and they said yeah we both contribute to our bills but my husband is not on my banking information and this kind of surprised me that so many people who were calling in yesterday and listening to the show do share them because that scares the crap out of me i specifically know one woman who is absolutely screwed by her husband financially and he got them into a lot of debt by opening up a credit card in their name without telling her and uh that to me is more scary than almost anything in a relationship it's interesting

uh because back when i got married which was a while ago um my buddy tim who's our old boss he and his wife decided they weren't going to share finances they had separate accounts and i thought that was weird it's like to me i took that like almost like you're not even taking the person's last name how people take that yeah but it seems like nowadays there is definitely a trend probably in both cases where they're not sharing finances and you're not sharing uh possibly even names but a quick question is it they're your age right so they're like 30s so it's still young so it's not like people are getting married later and deciding later because i think when like when chelsea and i got married i didn't have a pot to pee in you know and neither did she so i think the idea of us sharing accounts was great because

we had no money you know what i mean it gave us more did y'all like when y'all grew up and started getting money did y'all still share the account and then you got your own no we kept the account you had the shared account but did you know your own personal account also or you just

do you know something i don't know about chelsea she kept i know that she probably has some hidden cash somewhere sometimes she pulls out money i'm like where did that come from but no uh we did one we did go get separate credit cards at one point because our credit cards were always joint and we ended up taking out like she wanted uh a separate she wanted a dealt one of those delta cards and i didn't care if i i didn't want one of those so she ended up getting one of those and then i got a i have a visa card that is set up through my llc that i have for work but i will say this though to me i almost wonder if she's got a separate account what did you and west do

so with my in my first marriage we shared everything every but to to your point we were both young and just starting out and so like we both didn't you know there wasn't like a ton that we were bringing to the table so this time around this is actually an act it's so funny you're bringing this up this is an active discussion that Wes are and I are having because as of right now everything is separate um but we we just started talking this past weekend about like we need to have a sit-down conversation because there are things that I think would benefit us and to merge just in terms of like household expenses and stuff like like like right now i'll go to the grocery store he'll go to the grocery store like if it's obviously if it's a big expense we will share it um and venmo each other or however we want to do it but i kind of feel

you actually will even though you guys kind of are yeah like even on the trip that we went on

over the weekend like it was it was kind of lopsided and so you know we had to do that but

do you feel like do you feel like you have to do that though i mean don't you think it makes up

on another thing like me hey you pick up a lot of things we are like that but some of the bigger things we we try to say like okay you get this and i'll get this to make it more even um i think that we'll end up like i said this is like an active conversation that we're having but i think we'll end up having like a checking account that we share for all the house stuff and then i told him i was like i'll never share a credit card with you because i don't want you to know what

i'm buying so i not in a bad way but like i think he'd be like holy hell i will say one one of my friends they had a one account that they both direct deposit money into for their bills so they could pay it with a credit card so they could bring the points. So they travel with the points on a credit card that they technically share, but neither of them use it. It's just for auto-pay bills. And all of their money is in

different banks. Hey, Barb?

Yeah, hi. Good morning, guys.

You don't share a bank account with your husband?

No, but he shares... Okay, so we have... We pay our bills. We have our bills together. He'll come home and hand me the money, and then I'll make I like the house payment, and he pays the electric, I pay the water. We keep our money separate because he has a son, and then I have three children that are all grown. So our kids are grown. We've both been married before, so we keep our money separate because if we have to help out our kids, there's not a stipulation on, oh, well, you can't do that, and you can do that. No, we don't do that.

Do you guys ever find that it gets lopsided with who's putting more money in? um no because he makes more than i do okay so is it lopsided that he's putting more money in

um towards the gas and electric opposed to the water yeah yeah i like the idea that you'll

but i like that i like that idea that you kept it separate because you don't ever want it to be a question where he's saying hey why are you keep helping out your own kids they're your kids

right right yeah so yeah there's not a problem there so he can help out his son as much as he wants and then if my kids need something then we don't have that problem and our relationship is healthy you know if i like when we pay taxes i pay the winner he pays the summer now summer's a little bit more so i'll throw in 400 more to help him with the summer taxes okay uh lauren let's

go to lauren here lauren hi hi lauren lauren are you married yes how many years uh we've been two years now and what do you guys do as far as finances are concerned um so we each have our

own big account i mean we make sure that all the bills are paid and i mean most of the stuff comes out of like my account and he deposits like some of his paycheck into my account but yeah most of it i mean we just make sure that everything's paid why do you why do you guys not have a

a what that was the tradition back in the day what why do you guys not have like one account

um honestly it might just be millennial laziness to be honest okay um because i have not even changed my name on my bank account to my married name and i need to do that but yeah i have not

i wonder uh sometimes you know we live in a venmo world right where our cash app or whatever uh i wonder i wonder if those apps make it more convenient where in the past it literally was that you had to do it. I mean, nowadays, it's easy just to sit there and tap and go. What's up, TC?

Good morning. How are you doing?

We're good. What's happening?

Oh, you know, taking the kids to school, getting a cup of coffee.

I like that. And what account are we pulling that out of? Are we pulling that out of?

It's out of my account because I'm now divorced.

Oh, really?

Yes. And when I was married, it was all in one account. And then towards the end, we separated, and I didn't like that part. But I would never do that again as far as finances. I would always have my stuff to get announced.

So you would never have one account? No. Is it because he did you dirty as far as finances were concerned?

I'm not going to say he did me dirty at the end. And he basically was like, well, you have to take care of everything yourself now when for years he was doing the providing.

Okay.

So I won't ever do that. And I'm teaching my children, my girls, especially my girls, that always have your own before you ever, if you want to emerge, that's fine. You will always have your own because do you know that when you file taxes as a married person, you go, the primary is first and they have to fine you. Like, I didn't even have an identity for almost 18 years.

Interesting.

18 years and fine me.

Yeah, well, and there's a lot of times, we've talked about this on our show, the amount of married women who had secret money stashed away because they never wanted to feel like they were trapped by their spouse who was the primary. like you said and so i guess that makes a lot of sense you know it does i should have had a secret well there's still time yeah let's rob him where's he at i'll go

i'll get him i'll get him today james what's going on good morning how are you guys

Doing good. We're talking about couples, and do they share finances? And we've got a lot of people that don't share finances.

So in order for me to get my green card, I had to get a joint bank account with my wife to complete the process. And we haven't changed it. It's still joint.

Okay, so you had to have the same. Are you going to get a separate one now that you have the green card?

It's fine. I pay all the bills. She pays all the bills with the one account. Why do you have to have a joint bank account for a green card? Approve your loyalty? Like, that seems so weird. I feel like that is a thing. Like, that does make sense because so many people just, like...

Did you have to be together? Like, I always hear this story where people get married or are with somebody to get a green card.

So, you had to prove that you guys are in love, that you guys want to get married. So, there's a bunch of steps I had to do to get my green card. but also what helped was my wife was pregnant we got married we got a joint bank account I started working with my work permit be honest

you only married her to get citizenship

I told the immigration letter I can care less I'll go back to Canada

I can care less I'm just kidding

I just want to be here for her and the kids

what a sweetie Is she listening right now?

No, she's in bed with two small ones.

Aw. What can you tell us about her that she wouldn't want us to know?

She snores in her sleep.

That was a damn American. All right, well, take care of yourself. We'll see you.

Yeah, you too.

Have a good one. All right, we'll see you. He's got such a, like, honestly, I was relaxed talking to him. I don't know what it was.

I know, he's very soothing. He's very soft.

And he has no Canadian accent. Where the hell does the accent go?

You got calm and relaxing? Yeah. Speaking of that, though, this lady used to braid my mama hair. She wanted me to marry her daughter to get her green card. Really? Where was she from? Some country, Africa. Was she hot? Nah. But she wanted to pay me $4,000. I was like, I ain't doing that. How about $4,000?

$4,000 is $4,000.

I know, but I don't. What price would you? Honestly. It probably would have to be a million or something like that. No. That's kind of crazy, bro. Bro, I'm worth all the money. You tripping. A Big Mac, and I'm in.

Are you kidding me? I'm going hungry.

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Mojo in the Morning. Chelsea and I have couples, friends, that are kind of interesting people. they are like literally the people that when you hear them tell you a story about things that they'll do in their relationship you're like you guys just don't fit what I would picture of people that do this you know their names are Mike and Anne Marie and they've been married they've got kids they've got young kids and they do something that to me is very interesting and tell me if you guys think that i could get chelsea to try this they fake an affair so that they can have like a cool sex time with each other like a role-playing sex time so what they do is they'll go get a hotel room typically they'll do it in like a nicer hotel in town something like here in town like the the you know the daxton or the the townsend or in uh grand rapids you know what is it the the JW or whatever and they'll check into the hotel and then they'll go right to the bar the hotel bar separately and they'll hang out at the hotel bar usually when it's kind of busy and there's like after work type people that are there hanging out or business type people hanging out and they'll pretend that they pick each other up just to bring each other back to their room so that they can bang each other and when they were telling me this i'm looking at them going jesus you're like i'm like the freaking pta of your school Like, you do stuff like this? Like, you don't tell your, you know. I hope that you're not telling the other moms this stuff. You know what I mean? Like, they're going to think differently of you. Like, you know how sometimes you bring treats in for the class? It's going to be like, holy crap, what kind of treats are these guys bringing in?

Different kind of pizza.

Yes. But they do this in a way that makes them fake that they're having an affair so that each other won't have an affair. Is that interesting?

I don't like the way you put that last part. Like, if they were doing it as a way to spice up their relationship. They're doing it to spice it up. Yeah. But if you're doing it off the, I don't want you to do this with nobody else, then that's kind of, ugh.

Well, I don't think they say, I asked them that. Did you do this to have an affair? I was like, no. I'm doing it because I'm making it my relationship. Anne-Marie said, we're doing it to make our relationship so good, he's never going to want to have an affair. Okay. Yeah. So somebody at, do you think I can get Chelsea to do that? Hell no.

Have you guys ever, like, role-played anything? because i remember back when the real housewives of new york was like just starting and remember bethany frankel used to talk about the thing that she did with her husband all the time where they would bump into each other at a hotel bar or the grocery store and pretend they didn't know each other it wasn't an affair role play it was like an i'm just meeting you let's have a one night stand type of role play no and chelsea no but i remember you saying chelsea was like intrigued by the idea but i didn't know if you guys ever like here's the problem she would not

bump into me if we were at the hotel bar there'd be some other guy hitting on her and i would be

sitting there going whoa come on you can't do this so i've only west and i've only done it one time

you have yeah and it was we were on vacation in arizona a couple of years ago and he randomly did it like we had no plans to do this but we were out to dinner and we were sitting at a bar and he went to the bathroom and came back and sat down on the opposite side of the bar. And I'm thinking, what in the heck is he doing? Like, he clearly knows where we were sitting. And then he came over and introduced himself to me as Ben.

Oh, Jesus.

And then I was like, oh, okay, I know where this is going. Ben? Yeah, so now Ben and Sarah are like a thing. Oh, okay.

So you played along. You fell right in and kept it going.

Yeah, it was actually super fun.

What if you didn't like Ben? but you like Wes.

I liked that. We're actually going away this weekend and he's like, are Ben and Sarah going away or is it Shannon and Wes?

Really? Now when Wes became Ben, did he change anything? Could you tell there was a separation between he and Wes?

Not really. Okay. So he looked like Wes, but he acted like Ben. He just had a different name. What if you guys role play like this and you want Ben always to be there for him and you're not interested in Wes anymore. You're now interested in Ben that's where it could become a that could be kind of a little uh shaky I would

love what if you call up Ben's name in bed well then he would he obviously knows who that is but I think that like the affair scenario though is kind of um I don't know I feel like I would you would want to pick a different scenario because what if in that situation Ann Marie like really liked the the feeling she got because she felt like she was having an affair

Does it feel like you're having an affair, though? Or does it feel like you were just doing something stupid before you guys? I don't know. I'm just saying something because nobody's calling.

No. No, sorry. That's true. By the way, can I say this to you, though? I've asked all these questions. I said, what happens if you, no, what happens? Because that's the truth. That's actually not a bad statement that you said. And, Megan, that's not a bad statement that you said either. Obviously, you know, it's like dressing up at Halloween. You know what I mean?

Like, I know you're not Batman. You know?

Yeah. But I asked her, and she said there was something naughty about it because she's like, you know what? In my head, I knew I was having sex with Mike. But deep down inside, we were doing something that was different than the last time we had sex. You know what I mean? Instead of just having sex, you know, missionary, so to speak. Which I don't think these guys are missionary people after hearing these stories.

No, they probably are, which is why they need this.

844, I don't think so. You got to meet Mike. I think Mike

honestly I've met Mike

and I

you've met Mike and I don't like I wouldn't think that they would be the type of couple to do this or have this scenario

but then when you hear this now you know that they're kinky as hell 844 Mojo Live 844-665-6548 what is your role play that you guys do in your relationship hi Amanda

hi well I agree with this because I think actually you're giving me an idea because we're a little bit into the relationship and I think you forget how you look at the person when you first saw them, like on a first date or, you know, just the look.

it just changes for some reason so it's not a bad idea to remember that you know first way you thought of them or when you saw them when you didn't know them yeah well i think you lose that

when you're in a relationship that goes for a long time right you know you you fall into

comfortability and comfortability sometimes oh that cute boy sitting over there exactly

i always yeah i've i've said this numerous times that one of the things that chelsea and i learned it by doing this podcast together is we had to start dating each other again because what ended

up happening to look at you that way too like you're you know exciting and and oh i remember when we first kind of didn't know each other and met yeah it's just it's been kind of a nice thing

and you have to almost think of yourself trying to pick them up all the time because otherwise you just you just assume yeah uh what's up zach how you doing zach what's going on mojo how you doing a long time hey buddy zach's on the phone zach are you a role player i am a role player

is he and this stemmed from one one week or one year we had a uh a quit of a bit of a night uh on halloween so i was dressed up she was dressed up as a nurse i just happened to be batman you know it's one of the superheroes i i enjoy yeah so you know by the end of the night I said, you know, from here on out, you're just going to have to call me the Dark Knight in the bedroom, because I dig it. Dude, I want to call you Bruce. The Dark Knight is Bruce. Oh, yeah, Bruce is good, too. If you can call me Bruce, you know, we can get a little American Psycho going.

Do you guys have costumes that you wear?

No, so I wear the mask. You know, everything else just kind of gets in the way anyway, but the mask, I keep on. That's a cape, dude. Where's Rachel?

Wait, is that your Batman voice there, your Christian Bale Batman voice? I'm Batman. What's her name, Rachel?

Where's Rachel?

Where's Rachel? I like that. Do you save her usually from the Joker or whoever else?

Yeah, I dress my dog up as a penguin.

Not the dog.

The penguin.

That's great. You dress the dog up as the penguin.

Does she dress up at all? I dress her up as Harley sometimes, you know. We get a little, you know, I mean, I can't go too far on the radio,

but. I'll be honest with you. I think it would be kind of fun to do this. Like, there is nothing that makes you feel sexier than how you look in moments. You know what I mean? Like, I'm not going to lie to you. The white pants may come out every now and again

for Chelsea. I love that you were feeling confident in those white pants. Chelsea actually

said to me, she said, hey, I really wanted to tell you she told me this uh this weekend she goes you really did look good in those white pants she goes i was looking back at some of the pictures and stuff she realized how good you looked in that white pants and i said listen if you want they're in the other room it's uh her birthday you say tomorrow i might wear them for her birthday you have to they may come out the white pants are going to come out to play with no drawers underneath you think just do it like that how about no shirt how about bare chested with a clean shaven back with a rose in your mouth Right there. What do you think? That's going to be my new thing. Whenever I see, you know how some people, like, they'll put out, like, you know, when they want to have sex with somebody, they'll, like, tie a bandana onto their door or whatever. I don't know. Like, you know how you hear these stories all the time? Like, people, or the upside down pineapple when they want to have gay sex.

Do you have a roommate? Yeah, you have a roommate. Do you have a roommate? Stay out of the room. The lock doesn't work.

When I'm ready for Chelsea, I'm going to wear the white pants. The white pants are just going to come out out of the blue one day.

I feel like we need to get you bunk beds for the full dorm experience. Can I tell you?

Can I tell you? I would pay, pay for bunk beds. And we have to have sex on the top bunk. I just want to see what that would be like. I never got to live in a top bunk ever. I was always too fat for a top bunk.

You pay for your own health insurance. Now, when you're in the middle of it, you're like, this is going to be expensive if one of us falls. It's not fun.

It's so good.

First responsibility.

Somebody reminded me that Mike and Allie did this, that Mike and Allie did the whole role play. They role play all the time. Yeah. Those guys, by the way, that's why their relationship is the way it is. It's so good. They have such a good relationship.

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All right, Mojo on the morning show, your home of the War of the Roses, second date update, and the Dirty on the 30. How was your weekend, Shannon? And you guys, you and Wes went away.

Yeah, we went away to Florida. Actually, we've been talking about visit Florida all morning. We went away to Florida just Friday to Sunday just to, like, get away and kind of recalibrate and take a deep breath.

spend some quality time with each other which we had not done since we got married so it was it was kind of nice and by the way uh per my conversation on friday about milking the phrase honeymoon even though this was not our honeymoon but i said i was gonna tell everybody it was our honeymoon we got free chocolate covered strawberries that was it let's go that's all right i guess better than than and some balloons they put some balloons in our room um but it was it was a really really great weekend and um got some beach time and got some sleep went out to a really really nice dinner on saturday night and before we went to dinner we went to this really cool little bar um where they have like a bar in the center of this place and then they have all these like teeny tiny cozy tables that surround the bar if you can get the visual here and so wes and i walked in and we were like oh we love sitting at the bar but this was just so like cool how they had it and we said okay we'll sit at one of these little tables right next to the bar and so um at one point wes and i are you know having drinks and talking and this gorgeous couple walks up both the guy and the girl probably like maybe 40 ish but just like supermodels so of course both of us stopped talking and we're staring and we're like dang that is a good looking couple they sit down at the bar had like a massive amount of pda which okay whatever you're probably on vacation too i get it but then one of them i don't know if it was the guy or the girl brings out their cell phone and we were seated right like directly behind them almost so when they held up their cell phone um i we could see everything that was on it and i noticed they start pulling up some pictures Well, then I'm realizing the pictures are nudes that they maybe had just took. I don't know, because they were mere selfies of both of them nude. And then some of the girl laying on a bed and they were sitting there at the bar in full view of us editing their nude photos. Wow. Good for them. Good for them. And Wes was like, I feel like I need to look away. And I said, she, you go ahead and look. Like they were a beautiful couple. but yeah just no shame I don't know if they thought that nobody could see but the way they were holding up the phone

how were they editing them

so they were like Megan you know Lightroom I was going to say they were in Lightroom you know adjusting all the levels to make the stuff lighter and make them tanner and oh they were cropping yes full on editing I mean for sure

they must want to be noticed right

Now, pretend Megan and I are this couple at the bar, and Wes and I are sitting right there. Yeah. And they were like this.

So, they were close enough to each other that it looked like they were trying to block it, or no?

Yes, but we could see in between them everything that was on their phone.

That screams to me they make OF content.

They make what? Oh, only content.

Yeah.

I mean, maybe.

Who else is really touching their nudes other than, I make a profit off of these.

True. How much were these?

Because you're not posting them.

Were the nudes primarily of her, more so than him, or both?

From what I saw, there was one photo of her. It looked like she was laying on a bed, and then there were two mirror selfies, or maybe they spent a lot of time with one, and that's all I saw, but that was a lot to see.

When you look, first off, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, can you guys give us a little bit of a tip? What's the best way to edit my nudes? I would like you to call up and tell them. No, like, do you even, like, I would be embarrassed with my nudes. My nudes don't see the light of day. I don't even take nudes. I wouldn't want anybody seeing my nudes. You can tell that this is Florida. Because in Florida, what happens in Florida? Beautiful people live in Florida. They don't look like me.

This is where I get frustrated that my bedroom has no windows, so the lighting is terrible because I took one this weekend. Yeah, but your meeting room is great. And then I have to go in the living room where people can see me. Yeah, but if you're feeling and looking great, who cares?

Stop. You took nudes this weekend?

Why are you saying it like that? I love cleaning up naked.

You did. Tell us again. What happened? Where were you? What were you doing? Who were they for?

God. Where were they? No, not for you.

No, but were you giving them to somebody or are you taking them for yourself?

For myself.

Aren't you worried about the cloud? Shout out to the club.

I mean, honestly, if you're getting that, you're getting all of the progress picks that I've been taking over the past two years. So you're going to see a lot of things you don't want to see before you see stuff that you do.

What if you accidentally do an Instagram post and include that as one of the montage pictures?

I would love it. Would you really? I would love it. Yes. No, you would. Yes, I would. You would be here having a nervous breakdown. Absolutely not. Are you kidding me?

I'm here to post OF content. If it wasn't in my morality clause in my contract, the nudes would be posted for profit.

I promise I agree with Kevin. If you accidentally did that, you wouldn't come to work for like a month. You would be in hiding. We'd be like, where is Megan hiding out? Jackie, what's happening?

Hey, good morning. How are you guys?

We're doing good. Shannon and Wes were hanging out in, what was it, a bar or restaurant? Is that what it was? And somebody was, the couple was editing their nudes.

wow well i call to say that i think the best the best i love the snapchat filters because especially when you turn on the flash there's those ring options of different lighting and so uh the yellow the yellow one really softens the skin and

quick question where do your breasts look the best what filter is it

it's definitely the yellow uh ring lighting from yellow yeah it makes what does it make your breast like more full or what is it uh it just makes the skin look so extra soft and the you know the darker part looks lighter and i don't know it just looks really pretty how about do you take

nudes with your guy too or or just you by yourself um well i do have yeah i have a guy friend and he loves to take selfies of us doing so where do you do the selfies or do you set the camera on a timer

so you can really get into no he no he has the selfie he puts on the selfie uh uh mode on his camera and i think he has a samsung so the pictures always turn out great he always sends

them to me i guess those reminders where what filters the best for his wiener i mean i don't

think he needs a filter. It hasn't looked pretty good, so I don't think there's any

filter required. He's got a good wiener. Well, us guys without the good wieners need to know. I'm going to try the

yellow filter. I don't think a filter is going to help your wiener. I don't know, because actually I think poor lighting would help bigger

shadows. I would like to filter. I like the filter that makes my wiener look like a giraffe. What? You know how on Snapchat you put it over your face and next thing you know you look like something. That's what I want. What's happening, Selena?

I worked at a restaurant, and these regulars would come in. They did OnlyFans. They would edit nudes, and there'd be tables of children around them, and you can, like, openly see everything.

And this is at a family restaurant. Little kids are sitting there eating rooty-tootie, fresh and fruity meals and stuff. Yeah. That's craziness. What's going on, Allison?

Hi

Hi Allison

I accidentally posted a video of me getting ready And my son pulled my shirt down and exposed my boobs And I thought I deleted it But I accidentally hit, like on Snapchat There's like a spot where you can accidentally hit two stories And it went to my story and was there for a couple of hours Before I realized that it was there Oh, none of your friends told you? well they did but i went to work and i didn't see it until like a couple hours later when i text my phone i was like oh my god forever to load it was a video and yeah um my son like everyone on my snapchat saw my boobs you must have got more followers though it's probably the most action you got in a long time right i did have a lot of guys swiping up on it and And then I finally was like, have you seen that video? Like, no, you didn't. Don't ask me about it. And if you have a problem, send me money so I can buy new ones.

You know what? That would encourage me to go on OnlyFans. I'd make some money off of it. Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate it.

Thank you.

You take care of yourself, Allison. Allison, by the way, are you taking the kids to school right now while you just made that phone call to us?

They're already at school. I just dropped them off.

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Mojo in the Morning had our anniversary dinner last night. Chelsea and I went to a very nice restaurant and had a great time. Can I ask a question of the listeners, but also anybody that's in a relationship on the show right now? Do you know your spouse's smell? And here's the reason why I ask this. So we're getting done with dinner, and we're amongst a big group of people that are there. The place was pretty crowded. It was probably, guess what, 50 people or something like that, or 50 to 70 people inside the restaurant. And Chelsea kind of went ahead of me a little bit, but not by very far. Like, I'm going to say enough that I can.

have to scream her name to get her to turn her back towards me well i had done something that got her to give me that little like where your nose kind of curls saying like you know what did you just do like you know what i mean and a couple of seconds later i get up to her and i catch up and she goes did you fart and i said said to her go what do you mean did i fart and she said did you fart i could smell your fart and i go you were like i mean far ahead of me first off i wasn't even like walking ahead of you like it wasn't like she caught my crop dust yeah but my wife can smell she knows my farts and i said how did you know that was me and she's because there's like a bunch of i'm not kidding you there's at least 25 to 30 people standing right right by us or sitting in their tables too everybody has their own smell she knows my farts is that not love Give me the awe.

This is why you have been married for 30 years. Isn't that unbelievable?

She knows my farts, Shannon. Like she, thank you. She knows, I think she knows definitely my smell. Like she knows the colognes I wear. Because I wear two different colognes. I've got two colognes I wear. I wear a Tom Ford cologne. She hates it. She can't stand it. Hates when I kiss her before I go to bed or go to work in the morning. Because she can smell the whole time.

Is it tobacco, vanilla?

You know what? That's actually what Luke wears. Luke loves that. Harry Styles. Yes. I wear it, and it's like auge de jol, or something like that. Auge de jol, or something like that.

Sauvage. Sounds like the baguette you dump in that grease, you know the sandwich I'm talking about. Au jus sauce? Au jus, yes.

Yeah, like a French dip.

Yeah.

Oh, yum. I hope it doesn't smell like it. No, it's actually, I think this is great cologne. The other one she bought me, she bought me a Le Le Boe when she was in town with her room. Isn't Le Le Boe? It's Le Le Boe. I'm trusting the ladies. I thought it was Le Le Boe. Le Le Boe. Harold. She bought me something there, hirachi or something like that, or hibachi or something. It doesn't smell like a hibachi grill. But we're leaving the restaurant, and I fart, and I cannot believe she knows the smell of my fart.

If that's what love is, though, I'm not sure I want it. I don't know. Did it just smell like ass? And she was like, did you fart or did it really have a certain scent?

No, you don't think there's certain smells. I think ass is ass. So, like, Wes farts and it doesn't smell. I don't know how. It's very, very weird, but truly his farts don't smell. I mean, I feel like mine have a smell. I can distinguish my two children who farted. You cannot lie to me. And I can distinguish my two sisters who farted. You cannot lie to me. They all have a very, and my dad actually, very, very distinct smell.

My dad's farts.

I feel like we have a family scent.

Yeah, really?

You think everybody's farts smell the same? Yeah, like Josiah's and my mom's in particular. It's like they got the same type of system inside.

I think that Josiah's got to have newer smelling farts than your mom does. Because I believe that your age changes the smell of your farts.

She's got vintage farts?

Yes, there's a little bit of years behind that fart.

Some history there. The only thing that changes the smell of farts to me is if you eat eggs.

Really?

Yeah.

Eggs make them worse?

Sulfury.

Sulfury. We were eating Cuban Spanish Colombian food. And honestly, it was too soon for me to have a fart that was that. It could have been lunchtime. Lunchtime, I had egg white bites twice yesterday.

So it was brewing for a while.

Yeah, so I had egg white bites in the morning, and then I didn't want to eat something big because I knew we were going out to dinner, so I ended up going through Starbucks again and got egg white bites again from Starbucks. But, Poncho, how are you, Poncho? Not too bad. Yourself? I'm good. Poncho, do you know your significant other's farts?

It's the other way around. He knows the difference between my farts and my dog's farts.

Really? That is love.

If a dog's farts, he'll know it's him. If I fart, he'll know it's me.

Which farts are worse, the dog's farts or your farts?

They're both about the same.

Are they? Okay. Yeah. Because our dog's farts, I think, to be honest with you, smell better than my farts. I think my farts definitely have more of a smell to them.

Not in this household.

The wildest thing is I think my farts smell differently depending on the clothing that I wear. If I wear a pair of jeans, my farts, believe it or not, smell worse to me. And I think it's because it's a heavier clothing than if I'm wearing, say, a pair of shorts. Interesting.

Is it that or is it you're not washing your jeans enough?

So it's like...

fart of christmas past and present you may be right on that no that is true that is so true

the funniest was the funniest was one time this is actually pretty funny i farted farted walking out of a restaurant like i did yesterday and i farted walking out of a restaurant and as i'm walking you know how you walk like kind of fast i could and this was actually a red coat the The tables are really close together. Redcoats the Big Burger plays by us. All I heard from the distance behind me was,

aww. You ruined a meal.

Poor bastard that was sitting there at the table. Call it a drive-by.

You ever walk into an empty elevator that smells like fart and you're like, somebody's been in here. My sister got in my car to go to that floral event last night that we went to and I was like, I'm so sorry. I farted before I got out to go into your house.

it might still smell like that that's the best way to get your spouse back if y'all arguing they gotta drop you off somewhere just leave one in there before you shut the door megan here's here's

the big one do you ever get in the elevator it smells like a fart and you know you didn't fart do you call out that you didn't fart and let the person know that's in there it's like when you

walk into a bathroom that somebody's just pooped in and like you walk out and a new like say it's another employee you're like that was me that was not me that was here when i got here i walk out of

our bathrooms here at the radio station after somebody just destroyed it and go i wasn't in the stall like i said it's kind of like i'm coming out with my hands up we know we have the right to

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mojo in the morning the only good thing about playing eight hours of commercials in a row is we can get some food in. I just got a little food in. What did you eat? I had a little cottage cheese.

What is cottage cheese, man?

Cottage cheese is dairy. Oh, I love it. And it has a good way to make my metabolism better.

It's a bowl of chunky milk you have to eat with a spoon. It's slightly spoiled milk. Put a little pepper on it. It's so nice. Just the concept is disgusting.

It sounds disgusting. Do you add granola or fruit to it Or are you just raw-dogging coffee?

No, I like to just eat it plain. I like to eat it plain. Oh, God. But, I mean, listen, if I'm going to look for a decadent meal, like if I'm going to look for something that's a little bit more decadent, I would have probably have done, I don't know, maybe some hash browns with...

Oh, the Daily Jam next door. Cheese and onions on it. Dude, I don't trust a chunk of food. You don't have to chew.

There are meals that are those, what I call, oh, eff it meals, like, you know what I mean? But then there are those meals that are just kind of like, all right, this is just what I brought from home, and this is what I'm going to eat to get to the next couple hours.

Okay. Do you love, we were talking a little bit, do you love cottage cheese and, so let's say this, so have you guys ever heard of a show called The First 48? Yes. Okay. So for those who may be listening who are unaware of The First 48, these police officers in a town try to solve a crime within the first 48 because after the first 48 hours it's extremely difficult to solve said crime so they bring people in yeah amazing show if you want to watch something check it out what's it on i think it was on a and e way back in the day okay um but now they probably have full episodes on youtube so do your googles or daily motion whatever that is so when these police officers are trying to solve a crime they're investigating they're finding people who may or may not know what's going on and they're bringing them into the interrogation room when they bring them into the interrogation room they're laying it on thick pause right but sometimes they find the right person sometimes they don't but what helps them solve the case are individuals who snitch on other people and you can always tell who the person is that's going to snitch because first they start in the interrogation room and you see the table and nothing's on it then they cut away if they cut back and that table is still empty oh that person's good but if they cut back and it's a bag of mcdonald's on that table then you know for sure that person is a stick yes yes you get rewarded you get rewarded you get rewarded if they are there and they yapping away they drink and they drink they got the straw they got a couple pies you know that

person that's all that it takes there's a lot of strategies there is a very sorry not to derail This whole conversation, because I love this kind of stuff, there was a guy who admitted to killing his father and was sent to jail, and his father was still alive, and it was all because of the tactics that they did in the room. False confession. Yeah, so it was like a 17-hour thing, and they kept bringing him food and brought him his dog and brought him a whole bunch of other things, and he confessed to killing his dad. He was alive.

Ba-ba-ba-snitch. Exactly.

He set himself for McDonald's. For McDonald's.

so mcdonald's is a snitch meal that's a snitch meal would you would you like what food would make you snitch on somebody what food would make me snitch yes no i have been well i i will do anything for a twice baked potato i love twice baked potatoes i just started really loving twice baked potatoes are basically baked potatoes twice baked why do you eat the

And they've got all sorts of cheese and things.

You scoop the insides of the potatoes out and then you put just the crap inside. It's so good.

Sour cream. I don't know.

But if I was looking at like a place, Chick-fil-A. You were sleeping with some Chick-fil-A? I like Chick-fil-A. I like it. And you give me that Chick-fil-A sauce. I could put Chick-fil-A sauce on literally a pile of Shannon's 18 dogs poo. How many dogs do you have now? What do you have? I don't even remember. Got a freaking zoo over there. But I would put it on a pile of that poo and I would eat it. What would be yours?

For me, so it's a certain food from a certain time period. Because I feel like they done got gingified a little bit in the season and it ain't how it used to be. Sweetwater rings between 2011 and 2014. If you've been to Sweetwater Tavern, you got to go downtown, across from the Strip Club Legends, next to St. Andrews. sweet water wings from 2011 about 2014 you can smell it from a mile away is it like crack fries that they have at uh it's the chicken wings it ain't even the fries is like you can you can have the fries oh so it's the wings it's the oh my god okay that's funny that you say wings because

there are two things that i desperately miss since moving from toledo and one of them is wings because i'm going to say something controversially yet brave there are no good wings in detroit and And I asked a million people, people say Sweetwater Tavern years ago, not currently, we're Wingstop. No, man. Nothing again, Wingstop.

The other day you made fun of American Coney Island, today you're making fun of all our wings.

There's a wing place in Toledo that is amazing, super well known, and every time I go home, I get Frickers wings. I would sell out anybody for Frickers and a heartbeat. You give me flats only. breaded did you take all of us to Frickers

or did I just go with you to Frickers

I think it was just you and I I'll take you I'll take you in a heartbeat my love it is the best food in the world with some beer battered fries let's go all of you are getting sold out

immediately you would give us up

or absolutely or Sam Marcos specifically Sam Marcos tacos those are good those are very good

what are we calling this topic again this is called what is your snitch meal yeah is that what it is what idiot Snitch meal. What is your snitch meal? What would be the meal? Like if we fed you it, you would pretty much tell us every deep, dark secret about everybody. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 is the telephone number. Shanna, what about you? What would be yours?

It would be a Chanel bag. It would not be a meal. No. Who's not going to do it for me? I am a lockbox. You skinny bitch. Chanel bag. Chanel bag, ask me anything. There's not one food I know. Shannon. Nope, Chanel bag.

Come on. What about those smelly-ass egg things you eat every morning? Would you tell somebody for one of those?

From Costco? No.

She's eating those to stay skinny.

She's not eating those for decades.

From Chanel to Costco.

What about this? No, what is... Don't you like some taco place or something like that?

Yes, I do like Aldana's, but they got very expensive. But if you give it to me and I don't have to pay for it, I do that.

Yeah, the cops are bringing it to you.

Hey, what's going on? Abel.

Hey, Jamojo, I just want you to know, not only me, but there's plenty of people that will cut you for some tacos.

Oh, who had the best? Shannon just mentioned Aldana's, but what would be your tacos?

Well, homemade tacos first. Yes.

My wife loves these tacos where she deep fries the shell, the corn shell.

Yeah, with the raw dough first.

It's so good. And she puts like, it's so good.

Oh, yeah. You got to have that. And then you have the cilantro. You have to have the fresh ingredients.

Wait, do you make your own tacos?

You hear how you say it's a little taco?

At a restaurant or at home? You're at an L room? At home. Okay. Well, you sounded like you were like cooking right now. I didn't know. I was going to come visit you at your restaurant. That L came off.

No hablo inglés. I don't.

Abel, by the way, not Abel. See?

Thank you, Abel. We appreciate it. He said, Abel, what's going on, Nikita?

Good morning. My special meal would be the house special loan name from Panda in Detroit on Grand River, and it has to specifically be that. So not Panda Express, which I love Panda Express.

No, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, Panda Express is great, but the Panda in there, okay.

All right. Bada Comerica Bay.

Yes.

Thank you for the call. Who are we giving up, by the way? Morgan, hi, what's your snitch meal?

I would sell anybody out for the garlic and herb chicken from the Cheesecake Factory.

Oh. So that's what's going on. There's so much to that menu, I never can figure out what to order. It's like that menu is like a yearbook from high school.

And I live in Toledo, so I don't get to go often. And I always want to try something new, but I can't give up that chicken. I eat it every time.

Come up and meet us here. We'll all, it's right down, literally, it's right down the street from the radio studios here in Detroit.

Sounds like a deal.

Brandon, hi. What is your snitch meal? Fleming's or tomahawk. Oh, you know, I always forget about Fleming's. Fleming's, actually, it's just the name is so bad. I mean, Fleming's. But they make great steaks. That's a really good place.

Absolutely. And if they still sell candied bacon, I'd do it for that. Candied bacon.

There is a steak place, another steak place, and I can't remember if it's Hyde Park or one of those, like Capitol Grill, that has the bacon where it's, maybe it is Fleming's, where it's like literally big old things of bacon. It's like a whole pig on your plate.

Yeah, it used to be Fleming's. They stopped doing it.

That was great.

What is candied bacon, though? Who would you give up, by the way? Oh, it's the best thing. I give up anybody.

Brett, what would be your snitch meal? If the cops wanted you to snitch on somebody, they'd have to get it for you.

A southern elephant ear. The nice, fluffy, carnival deep fried. Elephant ears are good. They are so good.

Yeah.

On the contrary, Mojo, if you ever gave me one, I would never snitch on you.

Oh, you're the best. Thank you. You're so full of crap.

Oh, no. Food is my love.

Somebody was just saying that one of those caramel apple things I talked about the other day at Blake's Orchard.

The Queen's Apple. The Queen's Apple. I go to Blake's.

Yeah. What about yours, Abby? What would be your snitch meal?

Warm apple pie with vanilla ice cream. I'm scared. That's a little kid, you know what I mean? See, I like that. Do you have a place where it's the best?

Any. Because I'm a Schmuckers pie girlie.

Schmuckers.

I love it. Low-key, back in the day, you can get away with that at McDonald's.

Dude, the old ones. The old ones. They still have that or no? The pies? The pies. I don't know. And it's smaller now, too.

They tripping.

Alexis, what is yours?

Hi. So, I'm a Grand Rapids girlie. Across from Rosa Parks Circle is a place called Angel's Thai Food. Specifically, they have Angel's House Noodles. It's more of like a lo mein. It comes with the sauce. You can choose the spice level. It comes with the veggies. It comes with shrimp. It comes with chicken.

She is so specific. She's reading off the menu.

I would sell my mother out for that one.

When Ellen was our producer, she got me into Thai food because she would always talk about how Fridays she would order Thai food.

That's you, baby.

And she would just sit there and she would get puffy on Fridays. Because what happens when you eat Thai food, you retain water for the entire weekend. And it's almost like you've got to work off the sweats after you have that stuff. That was so good. Yeah. Jackie, what are we eating? What's your... Hey!

Anything with bacon. Anything with bacon and candy bacon, even better. If you go to J. Alexander's on their appetizer menu, uh-uh-uh. They got deviled eggs with little candy bacon, little sales. It looks like a little boat.

Those deviled eggs are great. Yeah. I like also their queso dip. Their queso dip is good.

Their food is on point. I asked for extra bacon one time for those little boats, and they brought me a little cup filled. And I just sat there and went to town. I was like, uh-uh. I would die for these. Kev, I will pay for the deviled eggs if you go to Jay Alexander and film yourself with the boat. I'm going, boom, boom, boom, boom. You're a mom.

Jackie sounds like when she eats, she makes noises. She's awesome. She gets like heavy. Unique, huh? Unique.

Hi, mine is a seafood call from Mr. Crab in Westland.

Wait, where? Wait, seafood, I've been looking for a good one.

Mr. Crab Westland? Mr. Crab in Westland, channel 4 rated them the best seafood in Michigan. Click on Detroit.com. They know what they're doing. Seafood boil. Isn't that great?

I want to do a seafood boil. They're so good. I've never done one.

I feel like a seafood boil. Don't you have to get rid of the shells before you eat it all? or no, you suck it out.

It's in a bag, I think. Don't you dump it out onto your...

And to do it with your hands.

I hate them.

It's too much work. I don't want that. Don't poo-poo on it. It's flavor.

You've got to work that.

He doesn't like anything with flavor.

I like anything that's deboned. Deboned in it.

Putting the suck in success.

I always wake up with Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning. It is time now to get the best Jerry Springer story. Let's go.

Jerry, Jerry. I do like to think that when you think of me, Mojo, that you hit that because he's happy to talk to me.

I like that.

All right, Megan's got the best Jerry Springer story ever. Can you top this story?

So my girlfriend, this is going to be if you just, wait, what was the word he used? Kev, he just talked about What did he say? What, he was talking about the overlap. Oh my god, how did it Anyways, this is going to be a Venn diagram of a couple. Oh no, the flow chart. Flow chart to Venn diagrams. You can't say this show isn't educational, okay? So picture two circles in the overlap here because my girlfriend was telling me about her cousins. And her cousins have been married for seven years. And this happened this summer. And this is so dramatic. I am living for it. I'm so jealous it's not my family. So seven years, they were married. The girl, so husband and wife, wife cheats on her husband with her best friend's husband. oh it gets worse you guys that's dropping the bucket behavior okay this this bucket gets deep so cheats with best friend's husband okay gets pregnant with twins both couples start to separate but they're not divorced yet so she's now had the twins with best friend's husband and she's in the process of getting divorced. Shows up to a family cookout this summer because she has, you know, relationships with the ex-husband's family and still is involved and yada, yada, yada. So she shows up with new baby daddy. Ex-husband shows up with new girlfriend. New girlfriend was the best friend. Oh! Bring her out! Bring her out! Bring her out!

Hi, welcome to the Jerry Springer Show. Remember how that is? Who is it? Who is it? Steve Wilco? Steve Wilco, yeah. Here comes Steve. Steve Wilco.

Oh, so they made a little switcheroo. A little switcheroo. Wow. Nobody's officially divorced yet, and we have twins. Oh, wow. Apparently, the best part of this is I got this Jerry Springer moment because they all sat down and things got super quiet and super awkward at the table, and apparently Grandpa

was like feels like jerry sprinkles do you know this is not that uncommon my husband grew up with two kids two separate families that both did switcheroo's of parents oh my god yes that's

awesome where are we is right i love the midwest i love hearing that what is happening this is

midwest behavior this is crazy all right so so we need to have we need to have a little contest here right now i just want to do uh maybe i don't know we don't even need to do a ton of calls we can do just a few calls if you wanted to on this one because i guarantee we're going to be here all day with this but i want to know the best jerry springer story that you got what is the best jerry springer story that you can add to this list and uh see if you can top megan's i don't think you can i'm sorry i think it's too good ashley hi good morning how are you guys we are fantastic what i am right now yeah what what's your what's your jerry springer story

megan let me just tell you i don't know the full complete story but i was told that my grandmother my grandfather had a baby when they were 14 which is true but they gave my grandmother did when she was 14. Years later, you know how you try to find your birth parents? Yeah, found his birth mother, ended up falling in love and mom's face decided to get married and yeah, they're still together. We married...

Wait, so who did they marry? They married the...

She married her birth son. Oh, wait, wait, what? What? No. No, I wish I was kidding.

Wait, what town is that in? What town?

Algonac.

Algonacayac. Wow.

When she addressed me at the beginning of this topic, I thought she was going to say, like, my dad was that kid.

Oh, my God.

That's awesome. Kathleen, hi. What's your best Jerry Springer?

Hi. My cousin married an older man, had a child, and then she ended up having a relationship with her husband's son, or her husband. He had an older son. Yeah. Had a child from him as well. Oh, my God. So stepmom hooked up with stepson, and now they have a baby. Uncle, we're not quite sure. Right? Is that right? Brother-uncles? Cousin-uncles?

We're uncles?

Yeah.

That's right, sure. Kathleen, what town are we talking?

Warren.

Warren.

Is someone writing this down?

These are good. I don't know.

You've got to kind of see it on paper.

And it's funny, too, because everybody would always say that Jerry Springer's show is fake. There's nothing fake about Jerry Springer's show. You got it, right? You ever look at, like, you ever hear these stories and then you look at your own life and you're like, I'm not that weird.

When I thought I had some stuff going on, I'm not that weird. We're okay, babe.

Why do you think we do this radio show? We do this radio show to make all of us feel so much better for our lives right now, right?

Yep.

All right, one last one. Nicole, are you there?

Yeah.

Hi, Nicole. Best Jerry story.

um it starts out with my grandmother married my grandfather but then they got divorced after having kids and she married my his brother so my uncle that seems normal to me my father ended up doing the same thing he ended up

This is how you tell a story. Wow. It's a genetic thing. Life is so good. Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for Born the Roses on Mojo in the Morning. Kirsten, who is it that you think your boyfriend is cheating with?

His ex-wife.

How long have you guys been together?

Almost a year.

And why is it now you're thinking that his ex-wife is in the picture?

I can't give you an exact reason. We live together. We have fun. We feel like we used to have more fun. Like, we're more argumentative lately. And he brings her up a lot. Like, in what way? like we'll have deep conversations and then somehow it always turns to her so he'll bring

back things from his past or talk about talk about her like in his present life

well that's where it's a little bit confusing i don't quite understand why she keeps coming up so

much do you uh feel like he is still like involved with her like or he wants to be involved with her because there's kind of a difference to that like you think he hasn't gotten over her or you think

that he's still with her i think he's still with her or like got back with her they definitely took a break but the way he talks now it seems like he just knows everything all the new stuff It's like they're still seeing each other and talking. Do they have kids together?

Go ahead. That's exactly what I was going to ask.

Do they have kids? No.

So there's no reason for him to still be involved with her?

Exactly.

All right. We're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses. We're hoping that he sends the flowers to Kirsten. Can you mute your phone?

Yes.

It gives us an opportunity to not have him be suspicious of the call. Yeah, of course. All right, mute it right now for us. It's the War of the Roses.

Hello?

Hi, I'm looking for Greg ***, please.

This is he.

Hi, Greg. My name is Nicole and I'm calling from a brand new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers for you. If you have like 30 seconds to answer two very short survey questions for me, we're going to give you a dozen long stemmed red roses that you can ship out to anybody in the country, anywhere in the country as early as today. And it's totally free of charge to you. I'm not going to ask you for credit card information or any sort of financial information. information it's totally free it's totally free yep we're just trying to get our name out there and hopefully when you make a flower purchase in the future you'll use rosesboom.com

okay

Greg, have you purchased flowers in the last six months?

No.

Okay. Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

Maybe.

Okay. As a thank you for participating in that rosesbloom.com survey, I'm now authorized to provide you with that one dozen long-stemmed red roses. And let's get started with a first and a last name of who you want these to go to. And again, we'll send them out today. okay you could send them to um tina you said tina yeah okay and what's tina's last name okay and i'm actually actually first let me get a phone number for tina

okay it's uh six one six

okay and i am gonna start a profile for you greg just like i said hopefully this will make the process way quicker and easier when you order flowers from us in the future so i've got tina on here, what is her relationship to you?

Tina is actually an ex-wife.

Okay. And, Greg, we do something really unique at rosesbloom.com and in lieu of a paper card with the flowers, Tina is going to get a text message saying she has a flower delivery and it's also going to include a little voice memo from you. So we're going to go ahead and record that right now. Just something short and sweet like you would put on a card. Okay?

Nope. Okay.

Okay, I'm going to count you down. Three, two, one.

Hey, Tina. I miss you, and I hope you're well.

Okay, great. Greg, I also have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah. Greg, I'm also going to jump on this right now just to push this further along. We're going to send those flowers off to Tina. But before I do, I just need to inform you of one last thing. That while we've been talking to you, Greg, and you've been sending the flowers off to Tina, your girlfriend Kirsten has been listening in and just heard you send flowers to your ex-wife Greg this is the mojo in the morning show and Kirsten called us up because she was suspicious that something was going on with you and your ex-wife and she just heard you send flowers to her? It was a test for the Kirkman and Han's relationship. Basically. This was definitely a test on our part to see where you were going to send flowers to. Is that what you're talking about? Well, I care about Pearson, and I was just, you know, this is true. well we were doing we were doing the war of the roses which is something that we do if you're suspicious that your you know boyfriend or girlfriend or husband or wife is cheating on you and that's and we we just heard you send flowers to to this other woman that you're no longer with anymore or are you i'm not but doesn't just because i sent flowers to someone doesn't mean i'm cheating

but you wrote i miss you

yeah but that's because i was just testing our relationship and i thought we were stronger than accusing each other of cheating wait so you're telling us that you were putting a test out there

So you knew what we were doing, and you were testing out Kirsten to see what she would do?

Yeah, because it seemed too good to be true, and I thought maybe... I don't know what I thought.

I am real confused. Kirsten?

Greg is trying to tell us that he was putting you to a test. Greg, did you know that it was us that was calling?

I didn't know for sure who's calling, but I've heard of stuff like this before.

So you so you didn't know for sure. So you decided anyway that you would send these flowers off to a woman that you're no longer supposed to be in a relationship with to test the person that you are in a relationship with.

Yeah.

Instead of just sending them to the person that you are in a relationship with and everything would be totally fine. No drama.

Yeah.

Kirsten, how do you feel?

I don't get it. A test for what I can't understand.

I feel like you're full of s**t, to be honest with you.

Well, you know, if I wanted to send my ex flowers, you know, I would have. But even if I did, it's nothing romantic.

Well, you just did.

You just did send her flowers. well you can miss someone in a relationship but not want them back

but miss them enough to send them the flowers and a very personal message

and you the only reason you did this was because you were testing your girlfriend out yeah did she pass the test

well apparently not because she's so jealous and thinks that I have other motives

why don't you guys why don't you hang on for one second Kirsten let's talk to you some more will you hang on for a second Greg

yeah for a minute cheater cheater pumpkin eater Mojo in the Morning's War of the Roses call mojo in the morning 844 mojo live 844-665-6548

mojo in the morning what's going on john what's going on i mean come on now i mean you guys Let's try this guy with a new air freshener called BS, because that's what it is right now.

I was testing. You weren't testing nothing.

Your ass got caught because you still care about your ex-wife. I got an ex-wife, and I'd be damned if I ever sent her flowers. You know, I mean, come on. I miss you. I want to send you flowers. Yeah, you miss her, because you still want to be with her. I got a test. Yeah, I got a test. I want to test your ass out the front door, because that's what I would be doing with my girlfriend.

By the way, my favorite with you, John, is that you got all the little slogans and sayings. Give him applause. Give him applause. That was good. Hi, Caitlin. It's Mojo in the morning.

Hi.

Hey, what's going on?

Oh, so I'm listening to this, and this literally just reminds me of my ex-boyfriend who gaslit me literally day in and day out constantly, and i caught him cheating on me while i was at my dad's funeral and he played that same exact card on me oh hey your dad's funeral yeah so how did you catch him cheating by the way so he i had so i was living in dayton ohio at the time and i'm from toledo and so i came back up to toledo to obviously go to my dad's funeral and i came home and i found out that he had some girl over to my house while i was out of town not at your house at my house who we also had a six-month-old son at the time no right yeah it was

crazy um so this is like classic gaslighting behavior and when i caught him he told me i broke his trust because i went through his phone and then through his phone oh yes oh it's a textbook

oh my god here's a moment where your need of some comfort you lose your father and this guy does it

he's lucky that your dad wasn't still alive to kill him oh yeah no it was like a terrible time in my life for sure um but yeah so like i would 100 just get up and leave if i were hurt yes i don't even deal with it anymore like it's so bad and i was so young at the time too i was only like

20 when i lost my dad so like you're awesome by the way we love that you're able to get through this and enough to call us up and to give some advice to kirsten and kirsten uh i'm with us obviously you don't believe any of this stuff that this guy's saying to you that greg's saying

to you? No, not at all. He is a master gaslighter. I'm really just so disappointed. I never

thought he would do something like that. Greg, I'm going to bring you back on with us here. Greg, has there been anything that has gone on between you and your ex-wife since you guys have been in a relationship you and kirsten no other than talking about like technical stuff

like storage unit and stuff like that you know how stuff is this yours is it's mine nothing

no so you guys still have communication with each other but just about post-divorce things not your relationships and all that. Does she know of Kirsten?

Yeah, she knows of Kirsten.

Okay. If I called her with the number that you gave us and asked her her thoughts on this, how do you think she would react?

How do you think Tina would feel?

Yeah, how would your ex-wife feel if I called her and said, hey, just want to see where you guys are. uh i don't know that's that's up to her all right maybe we try that you're gonna call tina well i mean maybe you have a phone number yeah

well i don't think you need to do all that okay all right i'm gonna put you guys on hold

Well, Kirsten, I want to put you on hold, too, okay? And I want to have some of our listeners give you more advice.

Okay, thank you.

Jacob! What's going on, Destiny?

Oh, my God. I am, like, absolutely dead, actually. He is saying don't call her because he doesn't want to get caught up in this. He knows that he's about to get so caught because he will tell the truth. because this is just i mean i'm assuming she'll be a girl's girl maybe not but uh it's unbelievable yeah i just believe i just believe that he just doesn't want to get caught up in this he knows that he's caught he knew that he was caught when you guys said oh so this is just uh you were testing her no he was not testing her he's just trying to be the classic

and you actually told our uh lydia that you have an ex that did the same exact thing to you he would

pull that same crazy stuff yeah yeah no i um i would catch him and stuff and he would uh be like no i can't believe he went through my phone and this is a this is a sign of trust that you broke with me i can't believe you would do something like this and it's because of catching him and it's just uh they can never take the blame and that's okay but um i think that she would be better off without that man if he can go live his little best life with tina maybe they should

be remarried i always wonder what goes on in somebody's childhood that makes them do that because everything stems from your childhood. Is he like the type of kid that when he would steal your toy and stuff like that and when you were playing toys and stuff that he would be the guy going, you stole my toy.

You know? 100%. So, I mean, I hope the best for her for real because he is a classic narcissist and hopefully she makes the right choice here.

We love you for listening. Thank you so much for the call.

Absolutely. Have a good day.

You too.

I'm going to keep your hands in the air now.

This is the whole of Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning. We're going to talk bad kissing right now. Shannon, you have a friend that is...

Dealing with a bad kisser?

Well, dealt with because that's one and done.

Oh, geez.

Do you leave a person if they're a bad kisser? Well, that was kind of the lack of icing on the cake for the date that they went. So I have a girlfriend who is divorced and single and starting to date again. And I love hearing her stories of these guys that she goes out with. and like she she's gone out like a bunch um just hasn't had much success yet but i was dying because she was telling me that she went out with a guy this past weekend and he was the absolute worst kisser she has ever experienced in her whole entire life and i said well what what was it like did it not did you guys just not match because you know how that's a thing like yeah it's a thing you know what i'm talking about you gotta be compatible you gotta be compatible with kissing and she said no when he kissed her and i don't know how he has gotten this far in life without somebody telling him that this is a no no he didn't actually like open his mouth and kiss her he just started licking her lips like like a cat like like i just looked my microphone disgusting I did not mean to do that. You're going to get a disease. But like this. Just her lips. Just her lips. Just her licking her lips. So he put his lips on hers, but that's what he kept doing over and over again. And she was like, I mean, already I was pretty sure that I was not going to go out with this guy again, but that was it.

When you meet somebody and you kiss for the very first time, and the kissing you can tell is just awkward. Can it be that they're awkward in the relationship? It's kind of like, you know, not knowing if you should go in for a hug or for a handshake or a half hug or whatever. Like the kiss. And should you say something like, no, that's not good. Like, should you call it out? Because I would rather it be that you called me out for being a bad kisser or not doing it. And so I can say, well, listen, I'm nervous. You know what I mean? Or should you be a great, like, not everybody, you know, can dance, right? And I'd rather you not leave me just because I'm a bad dancer.

I get that. Kissing to me is a really big thing. And I think that a lot of first kisses are awkward anyway. Because you're nervous. You didn't know it was going to happen. Like you weren't prepared for it to happen. Whatever. Like I have been in relationships where the first kiss was really bad. And then it ended up being fine after that. Like it was redeemed in this case. And this is what her and I were talking about. I, this is how he kisses. This is, this is no mistake. Like, this is not lack of a kiss fit. But can she grab his face?

Can you grab their face and kind of go, no, more lip, more lip? Like, you know what I mean? Like, something like that.

No, no.

I've been in situations where I remember this girl, the first couple times we kissed, our teeth kept hitting each other.

Oh, I've done that.

That's a, I had another girl that, like, she sucked my face off. Like, she used to open her mouth so wide and put her tongue. And I was like, man, if she suck her face off. I was going to say, you probably liked it. What else? That was an enjoyable experience. But I always, I feel like when you, I feel like you go in doing your thing, and then it's almost like a boxing match.

You got to figure each other out.

Exactly. You do like, you have to dance, so to speak. Great analogy that you use. But sometimes there's just, oh, nope.

What's up, Tina? It's Mojo in the morning.

Good morning, you guys. I have my husband. My husband does that. When I kiss him, when he kisses me, he does the licking on the lips. But I always stop him. But I want to say this. I have a beautiful husband. I have a good husband. I became sick around COVID. COVID almost took me out of here. It attacked my heart. And my husband has been taking care of me. I was a phlebotomist. He works at the hospital as well. that I would take his licking on the lips any day because my husband is a good husband. And he takes care of his wife.

Let me ask you a question, though. He must give it to you good in the bedroom, though, right?

Well, that's right.

But it's true. He knocked the COVID out, you know?

Oh, my God. But I just want to say, I wouldn't let that stop me from dating a person if he's a good person because like I said, I love my husband.

Can you send him to a kissing tutor? Seriously, there should be somebody there's always an expert for everything. Get a consultant or something. I don't care about the kissing. A kissing therapist. We need kissing therapy. That's what we need. Kissing is important to me.

Kissing is so important to me.

Tina, would you rather kiss than have sex? Because I know some people that would rather be you know, making a makeout section than actually...

have uh you know the full-on sex well what the love making is superb like i said the kissing was not a deal breaker for me because i'll say baby stop and give me a kiss and then he'll kiss me so he does that and i just wouldn't make that a deal breaker at all i agree i agree with these guys that nobody if this is a popular thing where are they getting this from that that's an appropriate way to kiss.

I do think that I learned how to kiss from watching TV shows and stuff like that. Tina, I don't know if you were like, my mom used to watch soap operas all the time. I would watch soap operas all the time. And I would watch Luke and Laura or what's her name on All My Children, Days of Our Lives. I used to watch Bo and Hope. I would watch these shows.

You know them all.

I know them all. I watched them all. I never watched Guiding Light. Some people said it was okay or As the World Turns and stuff. But I would watch these shows, and that was kind of like my thing. And then the first girl that I ever kissed, Lynn Evertowski, the first girl I ever kissed, I was like, all right. I knew exactly what I was going to do. I was a little too into it. It was kind of crazy. But I think that's kind of how you learn how to kiss is when you see other people kissing. Or watching, you know, like my parents kiss. You know what I mean? You watch.

What?

Think about this. Your kids are watching you kiss your significant other.

I pray to God they're not learning that way.

And they're watching Chelsea, like, put her hand out and give me the Heisman when I'm trying to kiss. What's up, Paul?

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, so I had to call in and comment on one guy that was talking about that chick that was sucking his face off.

That's Kevin. That's me, bro. Yeah, say hi to Kevin. That's Kevin.

Oh, yeah, it was Kevin, right. What's up? And I had to comment, like, I've dealt with, like, tongue suckers before. I don't understand that. Like, not to nag somebody's, or nace somebody's yay, but what is that about? I don't understand.

My ex used to do that. That can hurt. It's so uncomfortable. It can hurt really bad.

It's like you're trying to rip the thing out of your mouth. Yes! It's like you're getting a bruise or something. Yes!

Like, what's going on to me?

I'm a time sucker.

No, it hurts. It's not good. It doesn't feel good. It's weird.

You're not, you have to, I think it's all about.

That's definitely one of the weirdest feelings I've ever felt.

It's all about intentionality, and you have to know your limits. You're not sucking to suck the tongue out of there. You're sucking to apply a little bit of fresher.

No. You're not going. I understand a little bit of tongue kissing, but what's with the sucking? You don't need to rip that thing out of my mouth.

But you don't got to do it for 10 seconds. Like, you know what I mean? You just here and there. It's like a third finger.

Some people just get carried away with it, though. They don't know how to stop.

So do y'all bite lips?

Everyone's in a great while.

But Wes likes that. See? I know he does.

Those are not the same. Those are not the same. Paul, tell him they're not the same.

I agree, Megan. They're not the same at all.

Thank you for the call, buddy. Appreciate it.

No problem. Have a good morning, guys.

You too, man. Scarlett, what are you, Scarlett?

I'm a tongue sucker. No! Yes, Scarlett! Stop it! Represent! It started when somebody did it to me, and I thought it was very seductive. So now I do it to my fiance, and he likes it if it's timed right. No, no. I'm introducing you to the community.

Don't make this normal. Scarlett, tell them your technique, because they think you're just going full throttle balls to the walls, and you're not doing that, right?

No, no. I wait until he puts his tongue in my mouth, and then I'll start sucking on, like, the top of it, and then I'll go full on full if he gives me more of his tongue.

I think that's hot. It's not. I think that is hot. Scarlett know what she's doing. Especially if she's not, like, holding on and giving me, like, blood vessel bruises or something, you know? I don't know.

You've got to leave a morning more.

I think that, by the way, that's exactly what you're doing. You're making a, no, it's called, she's putting the effort into that.

Because you're such a good.

What's up, Elijah? Hi.

Hey, how's it going? First time, long time. what's going on buddy what uh yeah there's this girl that i went on a few dates with uh years ago and um super sloppy kisser but she would do this thing she would stick her tongue down my ear and would like make out with my ear and i don't know if anyone's ever experienced that but it was uh yeah that one really threw me off.

I would not want to do that, nor have it done to me.

I had that done to me one time, and I got an ear infection. I'm not kidding you when that happened. Yes. Where a girl literally tongue the crap out of my ear, which felt great, but I ended up getting like an ear infection afterwards.

Yeah, oddly enough, it was... It was kind of a, I wouldn't say it felt bad, but it was kind of gross. Right.

Hey, what's going on, Vince?

Mojo.

Yes.

How are you?

I'm fantastic. How are you doing?

Good. Good. So, I had mentioned to Lydia, the tongue girder, or the lizard kiss. Absolute worst.

The lizard kiss. so i mentioned to this girl and you know we've known each other for a little while but i mentioned

to her i'm like i have got to teach you how to kiss and she got so offended and never talked

to me again wait so you she did not take it well when you were trying to help her along not at all wow so not everybody actually feels you know they feel i guess and i don't know like you're insulting them right yeah absolutely oh my god that's awesome thank you for the call I appreciate it. Hey, initial A. What's going on? How you doing?

Hey, what's up? How you doing?

Fantastic. What's up?

Okay, so like when I was making out with my ex.

Your voices, guys, by the way, just so you know. I just want people don't think they agree to sound like. Okay, go ahead.

Right. So when I was making out with my ex, he would get really overzealous. And one time, during a hot make-out session, he started licking me from my chin up to my forehead across my left eye.

Damn.

Why? Like, what? I don't know. I don't know what the best to do with that. I was so freaked out by it.

He's like just licking away.

I would feel like I have to go through my skin care routine at that point. I'd have to wash my face. Exactly.

whatever you use it's all off now oh my god that's great that is crazy um all right well thank you for the call we appreciate it oh hold on lotus are you there lotus

yeah i'm here what's going on lotus my thing with the kissing and swapping saliva i have to know that your hygiene is on point for me to be swapping saliva with you like you need to be scraping your tongue i need to know that your breath is a hundred percent on point because some people don't take care of their cells how do you make sure though that they are have scraped their tongue i actually just straightforward ask them like hey you know how's your hygiene these type of things nowadays you never know

don't they have like a test that you can take like a a test where you can swab the person ahead

of time just make sure actually i'm not really sure i'm just straightforward and i i ask i have like total blunt conversations and on top of that at the end if you know if we're both happy with the conversation then we can cheers and have a shot and then do a little tongue kissing but other

Well, thank you so much for the calls. I appreciate it. I hope you guys enjoy it.

Have a good morning.

All right. Take care.

Hey, it's the voice guy on Mojo in the morning. Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. It's my way of telling her I love her and that we're out of napkins.

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All right, Mojo in the morning show. Megan called the cops yesterday and for good reason. What happened, Megan?

Thank you for saying good reason because I was so stressed out about this yesterday. I was at an intersection. I had pulled up to a red light and it was like a big intersection, one of those that's got like five or six lanes at the light. and i pulled up next to this car and like every normal human being i immediately started creeping on everybody in the cars around me trying to people watch and the woman next to me was knocking on death's door she was close to the end she was all right it was shocking that she was behind the wheel um but what was more shocking and this was the actual scary part was i saw her reach over into the passenger like seat and grab a bottle and take a swig for from it and it was a bottle of alcohol and i had never seen somebody just blatantly drink from a bottle of alcohol like you could clearly see it was oh i know the logo i know the label i know the logo like it what's she drinking it was vodka and i was shocked and i didn't know what to do because she was turning and i wasn't and again it was like a massive intersection yeah so you know how when everybody kind of pulls forward when the light turns green.

and you pretend like you're sitting on your phone, but you're just trying to creep and get the person's license plate next to you. The person behind me started honking, and I was like, I can't move, I've got to see her license plate. Yeah. And they got super mad. So if you were the pickup truck behind me, maybe now this makes sense as to why I was just sitting at the green light. But she starts to pull forward, and I just start chanting her license plate number so I meant to remember it over and over and over again. And I called 911. I didn't know what else to do.

What did 911 do when you called?

Almost nothing. They were like, we'll send a cop out, but I couldn't follow her. Like, I couldn't really get behind her.

So you could just give license in which way she was going.

Right, and so I'm sure nothing happened, and it was the most stressful part of my day that I could not let go all day. You did raise him, though.

You ever have this happen where you're driving down the street and you see somebody and you're going, that person's got to be drunk, by the way, and they're all over the place.

Bro, this happened to me the day before yesterday when I was trying to meet up with Dr. Reynolds, And I showed Lydia the video yesterday. For about a mile and a half, this person that was in front of me, this lady was driving like a black, like, old Chevy Malibu. She was just doing the weirdest things. It was this area where this kid was, like, running in the blinking yellows because it's like a trail. We literally stopped for 30 seconds while she's trying to wave this kid that it's okay to walk by. He's like, no, I'm good. She's like, come on, come on. He's like, no, I'm good. We take off. She's swerving a little bit. She just started hitting her brakes for no reason. Like, this lady is tripping.

I've called 911 and said, this is not an emergency when I've seen people swerving. When you see somebody swerving really bad, it scares me because I'm like, if I don't call, God forbid they hit somebody. They could have been stopped and that could have been prevented. I think about that all the time.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. If you've ever done the 911 call or witnessed somebody doing something crazy, erratic like this. You said that this woman was old too?

Yeah. I mean, she was, like, I know I joke and say her close to the death door. I'm being dramatic. Late 60s, early 70s.

Wow. And she's just sitting there drinking out of a bottle of vodka.

Swigged right out of it. And I can't imagine why anybody in their right mind at that age would have any other liquid other than alcohol in that container and be drinking out of it while driving. You know what I mean? Because I know somebody's going to say, how do you know it wasn't water? How do you know it was? Even if it was, how dumb.

Who puts water in a vodka bottle?

To put it in an alcohol bottle while driving.

That's dumb. What's up, Jessica? Hi.

Hey, how are you guys?

Good. What's going on? Did you do this?

So I had turned out on a road, and there was a car coming from behind me, but there was plenty of time that I could turn in front of him. And he kept speeding up. Like, he would get right on my bumper, and then he would fall back a ways, and then he would speed back up to my bumper and then fall back a ways. And I was like, what the heck is this guy doing? And then you see a beer can get pitched out the window, and then he flies by me and headed into town. And I was like, are you serious?

You knew exactly what he was doing from that moment. That's nuts. That's so scary. Wow. What's up, Victor?

Yeah, so I was in Waterford, and somebody, a woman in a construction zone was going down one of the roads, Walton. And she had, like, maybe a three-year-old in the back seat that was just up jumping around and stuff while she's flying down the road, swerving around cars. So I called and followed her. What did they do?

Did the sheriff come out, Oakland County Sheriff?

I followed her as far as I could. But the dispatch for the police, they informed me that there was an officer en route.

Oh, good. Yeah. Good, good. When you see somebody doing something like that, I remember we talked before on the air about that. Same thing, seeing a kid not in a seat, and people were like, why don't you guys mind your own business? And this is not a mind-your-own-business situation when you see a kid that's not in a proper seat. What's up, Hannah?

Hey, good morning, guys.