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good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show cleanup has begun and i'll be honest with you i think that the roads are still a little slick i got on some of the local uh you know neighborhood roads by my house they were kind of rough and then riding in on m5 today It was not great either, but be careful. Drive. I would say not at posted speeds. I would probably go a little lower than that, especially if you come up to an area where you've got to do a curve or a turn because getting off of M5, I felt like I was sliding, like my traction wasn't working really well on my car.

I did that right out in front of the station. I decided I was going to turn. My car did not decide it was going to turn.

And the temperatures, by the way, are 30 degrees, but they feel like they're in the 20s. It's going to get even worse this afternoon. They're saying that the afternoon commutes for all of our cities, temperatures are going to be in the 20s. It's getting cold. We're going to only be down to, I think we're only going to be like 15 degrees or something like that for the next couple of days for low temperatures. So it's going to get really, really bad. I ended up having a guy so I found a guy on an app to come over and give me a little shoveling because I didn't know if Chelsea's car would get out of my driveway it was so

bad and you know i've got a heart condition i can't go out there and shovel i'm not a not i'm not going to be that guy that goes out there and dies in the uh thing did you shovel

your driveway did you guys shovel your driveways oh my gosh so uh wes shoveled last night because the my dog um is seven pounds the seven little toy poodle and i hadn't shoveled and went out and disappeared, and I panicked. So you shoveled a path for the poo? He shoveled a little path, but I do have a neighborhood guy that I paid to come to it. Normally, it's just me.

I got home from work yesterday. I was like, I got a shovel. I pulled in my driveway to find my girlfriend standing there with her shovel. She just finished shoveling the whole driveway. Oh, my God.

Wait, hold on a second. She is amazing.

She just finished, or did you see her from a distance and waited a little bit longer?

She said she was doing it for two hours Because it was during that heavy period Did she not work? She didn't have to go to work yesterday? She was working from home yesterday and she said she didn't get a single email or call Because nobody was working yesterday So she was sitting there like, well, I guess I need something to do And she went out, I was like, oh my god, well, thank gosh She finished the driveway so she could start cooking me dinner

Where's this before or after you mentioned how many times you have back issues?

Right? Well, apparently she was worried about my back Because she did it for me, so I didn't have to

Let me tell you, the guy that came and did a really nice job with my driveway, I went outside and I said to him, hey, is there anything I can get you? You want some food? You know, you want hot chocolate? Can I get, you know, trying to offer him stuff, which is funny because I always feel like they look at you and go, you're a perfectly good person. You should have done your own driveway, but hey, they're making money, I guess. So I said to him, I go, hey, can I ask you a question? And he goes, what's that? I go, do you ever like plow for the pee? And he looked at me like, what? And I go, you know, the pee and, you know, the guys will do the vagina. And so he said to me, he goes, no, I don't do that. He goes, but I have had where I'm plowing another person's driveway. A woman will come over and flirt with me and say, is there any way that you can? You know, my husband's not home or my boyfriend's not home or I'm home alone. And and I said, really? So they will come out and, you know, do a little flirtatious thing to you to get you to go over there. I said, do you do it? And he goes, absolutely. But I know. Yeah. I'd do it anything, especially if they're cute. So are there any plow guys that are listening right now? Because I saw a ton of them out this morning. There was a lot of plow people still out this morning. And I want to know, have you guys ever plowed for the pee? Have you guys ever, or, you know, I think we talked about this before, the tow truck drivers who get to tow for tail, you know? You guys, this is the time when-

It's a currency.

Not everybody pays cash. Man, the alliteration is just too good. Yes.

Throw another one out here. Lawn for the labia.

Oh, my God. All right.

Do you like it?

I'm stopping you there.

844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. It's funny because I've talked before about this. A lot of times people use their occupation to get laid. And I will say this. As a night disc jockey, and Mike, you might remember this. I have no idea what you're talking about. I flirted on the phones all the time. When I was doing nights, when I was like that, you know, flamethrowing night DJ, you know, throwing down alliterations and stuff like that on the radio, walking up intros, I would have girls that would call up from time to time, and every now and again, you'd have a lull in action, and you'd be like, how you doing? You know, you'd talk to them like that. Is that how you did it? Yeah.

You said it that way?

Well, I would do it. The girls, I will say this.

They must have melted.

Well, the funny thing is you'd always have people flirt with us, you know, even during our show. You'll hear the flirtation, guys calling up and talking to, you know, Shannon and Megan and KP. And then the women that will call up from time to time and throw a little flirty like, hi, Mojo. Hi, Spike. Hi, Mike. What's up, bro? But certain occupations You can, you know Get you laid I bet you cops, firefighters stuff

I do know someone Who shall remain nameless Who I guess I could say it was Dick for deck She It was taking too long for her deck to get built And so she Slept with the Slept with the guy that was building her deck

And you didn't like the labia one But you did the dick for your deck

I was just trying to think of another D, and that was the easiest one.

Oh, okay.

Labia's a little different.

All right.

I'm taking it to a new level. What do you think? Have you guys ever, first off, have you guys ever dated a listener? That's the one thing that I'd love to know. Has anybody ever had that happen where they went on a date? I think guys have it easier than women in radio have that. When you say date a listener.

Do you mean like that's my girlfriend? Or hook up? No, or hook up, yes.

Oh, yes.

You've hooked up with a listener?

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

It's so much easier for guys, though.

Mike, was it right after the shift? Did you go on your way home and stop off at their place, or did they come to your place? Or did you do it in the jock lounge?

No, I don't know. I never brought anybody. I always wanted to. I always thought that would be cool, but I never had the guts to do it.

Yeah.

It was usually either after I got off the air or if I was at a club gig. Like, that would happen, like, back when I was doing club gigs.

Club gigs. Notorious, right?

Yeah.

Where is Internio?

Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.

What song you want to hear, girl? Blake? Yes. How you doing? Is this Plow Guy, Blake? Yeah, I am a Plow Guy. My name's Blake. What's going on? So, have you ever plowed for the pee? One thing too much, though. Have you ever? Yeah? I said good morning. Sorry. Oh, good morning. Your phone kind of got a little crappy there for a second. So have you ever plowed for the pee? Yes. Yes, I plowed a lady's driveway, long story short.

She came out, told me I did a good job, told me to come in and get some food.

Wow. Baked cookies. Wow. Really? Now, when you have a customer like that, do they still pay, or was that her payment?

Oh, I still got paid.

Wow. So you got the double dip. Okay.

How amazing is that?

A small guy always gets me.

I like that, though, that it was kind of like, hey, come on in here for a second. Was she attractive, or do you look attractive after you're doing 12 hours of plowing?

Oh, she was attractive.

Wait, hold on. Who's that in the background?

I have two.

or dump that. Somebody said but they said it cool. It was like a cool way of saying it.

Wait, because usually it's a crew so how does that work if you're the crew leader and you're running the plow and you go inside to get paid and get laid, the other guys are just waiting in the truck or what are they doing? I was alone that time.

So are the other guys the guys that have to run out with the shovels and do The walkways because I always feel bad For you poor bastards

Yes sir we all do We're all here pushing pee brother I love it

Thank you guys for calling in Thanks guys for what you do man I'm telling you I know it's sometimes a thankless job Unless you're Blake

We appreciate it We all here pushing pee

Pushing for the pee

What's going on Michaela how you doing

I'm doing good. Calling from Sarnia, Ontario, Canada. Hey, now.

Did you guys get hit with snow?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, I bet you guys always do. You guys get snow in a different rate. It's like a different exchange rate over there as far as snow is concerned.

Sometimes the lake kind of eats it up and we don't get anything.

Interesting. Are you calling up about the topic that we're talking about right now, the occupations that get you laid?

Yes, we are.

What's your story?

um i actually in the summer i had my car towed because i was stupid and didn't have insurance and a few months later i ended up matching with the tow truck driver on bumble oh my gosh that's

so funny now do you worry about him while he's out doing jobs all day because you're hearing

these stories yeah he works like he if you've ever heard of the show heavy rescue 401 nope i haven't for one of those uh it's the canadian version of like one of the tow truck shows oh okay one of the he works for one of the companies that does all the heavy rescues so he does like all the transport trucks and stuff like that sexy man does it make you nervous when

you hear that some women are paying without a credit card. You know what I mean?

We're not like...

You're not exclusive?

We're not exclusive.

Gotcha. In other words, you're dumping them as soon as you get your car back. I gotcha.

You're looking for a bird?

Just to laugh. Megan's in. Thank you for the call, Michaela. I gotta be honest with you, I could have talked to those plow guys all morning right you know what the three of those guys honestly listening just keep calling us back

throughout the morning and checking in okay yeah please please please blake you and you and the

boys you guys keep calling us there and just tell us how the roads are doing we should matter if i haven't be traffic update guys for oh my gosh please just tell us where they are i just love it that it's like Blake and his two buddies there, and they're just kind of hanging out, and they're going out and getting all the jobs done in the parking lots of, you know, Meyer and all that. Those guys, I've always wanted that. I've always wanted to do that job.

Why don't you try it? Let somebody try it.

I asked Chad's, my buddy Chad, who owns Chad's Landscape, and I asked him if I could do a ride-along with him one time. The only problem was they are up earlier than we are. Like, we get up at 3.30 in the morning. Those guys, it's like midnight, and that's their time, Because they do it in the middle of the night

Well that's why I'm picturing these guys that called us I don't want to be in that truck It's just full of farts and bad breath I picture like a clown car They all get out except they got earmuffs on

I think that would be a good job for you, Reese I don't know I think you could be If you were looking for a side hustle At the rate that Reese moves

How many lots do you think he's going to get done in the morning? I did that Olaf thing last year And I don't know Remember that? Oh yeah

Remember that it was you and Lydia, right? And then you guys drove off the road Drove right off the road That's stuck in a game

How smart are you? It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day We have to go back in time Where we give you a bunch of events And you tell us what year it happened

It was the year that Heath Ledger Won Best Supporting Actor for the role In The Dark Knight His parents and sister accepted the award On his behalf

Heath, we both knew What you had created in The Joker was extraordinarily special and had even talked about being here on this very day.

Facebook launched FarmVille, gaining over 83 million monthly users in this year. And Green Day had the big song. It's a good song, isn't it? What year was this?

In what year did that crap happen? Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548. How good is your memory? It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

I've got my mic on. All happened in the same year. Heath Ledger won the Best Supporting Actor at the Oscars.

We both knew what you had created in the Joker was extraordinarily special. special and had even talked about being here on this very

day. Farmville debuted on Facebook, which gave them a bunch of followers, over 83 million monthly subscribers. And Big Song from Green Day. What year was that, Dylan? Uh, 2009? It was. Congratulations. That was a while ago. I can't believe how long ago that was. Uh, we got a prize for you. Hang on the phone and we'll get you set up with a $50 Tubby's sub gift card. Congratulations to you. All right. Thank you. Have a great morning. All right. Taylor Swift tickets. If you would like to go eight. Uh, oh, I was going to give the phone number out. No, this is the text contest. Text 95500 and text the word Taylor. To 95500, that's text to win for Taylor tickets. Shows are in June. Text Taylor to 95500, standard text, and data rates to apply.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right. Shannon, what's going on in the Dirty on the 30?

Well, Britney Spears deleted her Instagram account yet again, and this is after she changed her name on Instagram to River Red. Did you guys see that she posted this video? No, what is that? And she announced that she changed her name to River Red. What's the reasoning of River Red? Honestly, I don't know. So she deletes her Instagram account. This was Tuesday, I believe, or Thursday. Yeah. So fans started calling 911 because they were concerned that she was in some sort of danger. I don't know where they were getting that from, just from her deleting her Instagram account. Because we know she's done this several times. But a handful of fans called the Ventura County Sheriff's Office starting on Tuesday night. people were live streaming themselves on TikTok calling 911 which I thought was kind of weird but somebody from the sheriff's office said they can confirm they do not believe that Britney is in any kind of harm or any kind of danger. Authorities did go to her home out of an abundance of caution so I'm not quite sure if they were face to face with Britney or somebody else at the household who let them know she is okay.

Wow.

Actor Jeremy runner, excuse me, saved his adult nephew from being run over by a snowplow when it began to slide and crushed him. That detail.

was found in an incident report that was just released by authorities in Nevada. The accident, of course, caused Jeremy to have all of that blunt chest trauma, some orthopedic injuries, he broke 30-plus bones. A report from the Washoe County Sheriff's Office shows that Jeremy used that snowcat to help move this nephew's truck from the driveway after they had a whole bunch of snow. However, the piston bully is what it's called. It began to slide, causing him to get out of it quickly without setting the emergency brake. And that's when it began to move sideways down the hill. And he realized it was heading directly toward his nephew. So he decided to try and stop it. Metta announced that it will allow former President Donald Trump back after keeping him off of it for the past two years. The move comes after.

Yeah, right. Wow. That is fascinating.

Twitter CEO Elon Musk lifted Twitter's Trump suspension, although the former president has yet to use Twitter, from what I understand.

He's using his own platform, right?

Yeah, he has been using his own platform, and he did post about it yesterday, and now I've got to get that response. He wrote, Facebook, which has lost billions of dollars in value since deplatforming your favorite president, me, has just announced that they are reinstating my account. Such a thing should never happen again to a sitting president or anybody else who is not deserving of retribution. Thank you to Truth Social, that's his network, for doing such an incredible job. Your growth is outstanding and the future unlimited.

I feel like you're cutting us short by not reading that statement in his voice.

I can't do that. I wish I could do that.

You're not even trying, Shannon. I can't. La, la, la, la, la. I can't hear you, Spike. La, la, la, la, la, la.

Jimmy Kimmel celebrating the 20th anniversary of his show over on ABC. and he said there's still one guest that he wants to get.

You know, there are still a few people that we haven't had on the show, and it's always kind of weird when it's somebody, you know, like as a kid, I was very much in love with Madonna, and she's never been on the show. Oh, guess what?

Yeah, he's setting that one up. He's setting that up. Come on, Jimmy, you're better than that.

Also said ahead of hosting this year's Oscars that he's trying to drop a few LBs.

We had a little photo shoot, and the idea was I would wear the tuxedo that I wore the last time I hosted the Oscars. Well, I look like a balloon animal. I was squeezed into that thing, and I said, you know what? I better lose a few pounds before I do this thing. I've been on an all raisins diet. Have you heard of it? You have one raisin a day, and it really works.

Jimmy was actually one of the first people to do the, I know, that's fine. He was one of the first people to do intermittent fasting. He actually, yeah, there was a matter of fact, he kind of helped start a little bit of that rage because there was a point where it's like all of a sudden Jimmy Kimmel was like really skinny. And he is. He looks good. But if you look at the early days, you know, when he started his show 20 years ago, he was a pudge ball. He was heavier. He was heavier. And he said that that's how he eats. He eats nothing but intermittent fasting. He eats, you know, whatever he wants for, what, five or six hours a day, and then that's it.

Yeah. And Google announced last week it was firing 12,000 employees, the latest tech company to cut back due to, obviously, a slowing economy. And according to regulatory filings, among the gigs being eliminated over there at Google, 27 in-house massage therapists. Oh, man. So company workers will now have to get by without regular daily massages.

Do you think in their last company meeting they were talking about how their record profits and how it was a groundbreaking year? Yeah. It's just cracking me up. All these companies are having these best years ever and then laying everybody off.

I think you're misinformed on companies having record years, though.

Yeah, I don't know if it's in the tech world. I'm not sure.

I think that there are a lot of companies. I think advertising has been hurting, you know, a lot of people, including our company, is getting hurt by advertising.

I've had several friends who are in marketing and advertising get laid off in the past week.

Yeah.

Huge bummer.

I think that we look at them as they're the biggest of the big. But I think it's been, honestly, I think there's a lot of people that are, you know, even though they're Google, they still can't afford to pay everybody.

For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on NotoInTheMorning.com.

Let's go! Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30th. And another world-famous phone scam is next. Hey, I'm sure he'll stop cheating once you get married. Another War of the Roses is after 7 on Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. Elaine was very nervous to go back to the dentist this week under current situations. A few hours after her appointment, Spike gave her something completely different to worry about. he told her that the treatment that she received was probably going to make her teeth fall out. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

You're home with the phone scams.

Hi, baby, can I ask you a question? Oh, no.

This is Mojo. Joe in the morning.

Hello? Hi, this is Ralph from Workman's Dental Office. Can I speak to Elaine, please? Speaking. Oh, good. We got you. You were in here for a teeth cleaning this morning, right? Yes. Oh, boy. I hope it's not too late. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. What's going on? Did you ever have a bad day? Okay, well, here's the pickle. Here we go. When you last visited our offices, did you happen to get the fluoride treatment for which you were scheduled to receive?

Yes.

Oh, boy. Oh, dear me. Okay. Listen, how are your teeth looking? They look fine. Why? Oh, that's great. Okay. Here's the thing. The solution gel we used on your teeth was recalled because it's faulty, and some patients have experienced tooth discoloration and tooth loss. I'm sorry, what? People's teeth are falling out from the fluoride treatment. Are you kidding me right now? It's probable, okay? I don't know for sure. We're hearing that some patients this morning that their teeth are turning a yellow-orange color. And apparently, the stuff, it turns a rusty color before killing the root and the teeth fall out. What? I'm sorry. I'm not going to flora a tree to make your teeth fall. I know. That's what we said, right? So we're trying to find out who used it, what's happening. And we're just keeping tabs. So I just wanted to warn you, because if you see weird things happen today, which is likely, then you should come and tell us right away.

Are you kidding me? If my teeth start falling out today.

I know you'd be upset. And here's the thing. We don't know. They're not going to fall out today. I'm going to be upset if my teeth start falling out. Are you crazy? But we can't unbleach your teeth, right? There's nothing we could do to reverse the process. This is more of an awareness call to let you know, to tell us if you see any changes today. To be honest, if you didn't drink so much coffee and pop, we wouldn't be in this situation, right? Because your teeth would already be white. Dr. S*** has kind of warned you before to avoid sugary products.

F*** you. Get him on the phone right now. I don't have patience for this s***.

I could see you'd be upset. I understand. And that's why we're just asking patients to have patience. If you start to see discoloration, you call us back because it's likely, but it doesn't mean necessarily your teeth will fall out. It's only happened about 30% of the people's. Oh my God. You're a f***. You're a f***. Okay, that's hurtful to say. We did give you free toothbrush and Listerine, so I feel like you're only focusing on the bad stuff about your visit. Oh, my God. What did the dentist see at the North Pole? A molar bear. I'm just trying to lighten up things a little bit. Are you still there, Elaine? This is ****. Okay, that's not something nice. Your son Tony's listening, and you shouldn't be talking like that. Your son Tony called the mojo on the morning show. This is Spike, and you've just been phone scammed.

All right, that makes sense. I was like, what? How did I fall for that? Thank you, guys. We will, we will scam you.

You've been phone scammed. It's Mojo in the Mornings, world-famous phone scams. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55.

5 at 6.55, yo. 5 at 6.55, go now.

Kimberly's back for the 5 at 6.55. Kimberly, welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Hi. Going for six today, or four today. I'm sorry, I pushed you ahead a couple. Four today.

Okay.

Your challenger, is it Anna?

Yes, it's Anna.

Hi, Anna. How you doing?

Good, how are you?

Good. How are the roads in Toledo this morning?

Well, I haven't been out yet, so hopefully good.

Be careful. Say hello to Kimberly.

Hi, Kimberly. Hi, Anna.

I'm going to lock up Kimberly in a soundproof area. We're going to begin with you, Anna. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. Thanks for listening this morning on 92.5 KISS FM. Also, for our Detroit listeners, Channel 955 and in Grand Rapids, Muskegon, 104.5 SNX. Question number one. Actor Jeremy Renner reportedly saved his nephew from being run over by a snowplow. Excuse me. Renner played the role of Clint Barton in The Avengers, which is part of what universe?

Three seconds. I'm going to have to pass. Sorry.

Question number two. Pina coladas in hand comedian Eric Andre was caught making out with this ex of Pete Davidson in the Grand Cayman Islands. Three seconds. He's had so many exes. Come on.

Emily Rizowski.

Question number three. A cosmetic surgeon said that actor Regé-Jean Page is allegedly the most handsome man in the world. Page played the role of Simon Bessette in what Netflix romance?

Ooh, I'm going to have to pass.

Question number four. Mike, the situation Sorrentino, and his wife Lauren, welcome to Baby Girl this week. Name another cast member of the Jersey Shore.

Oh, Snicky.

And question number five. Which child of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is joining the Paw Patrol, the mighty movie, as a voice actor alongside Kristen Bell, Serena Williams, and others? Is it A, Chicago, B, Northwest, C, Psalm, or D, Saint? North. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. We're giving her number two. She didn't really get the last name. I don't think you can, but she was so close. I don't know. I think if you give it to her, she may not still win. I don't know. But it might come back to bite us. I'd say no.

Okay. Then, well, I don't know if Anna has the goods. She got two out of five. You's a dumb mother f***er, too, okay? Two dumb mother f***ers. Well, I am. I hope y'all dumb mother f***ers. Missed a couple easy ones.

All right, here we go. You ready, Kimberly?

Yeah.

Question number one. Actor Jeremy Renner reportedly saved his nephew from being run over by a snowplow. Renner played the role of Clinton Barton in The Avengers, which is part of what universe?

Marvel.

Yes.

Where it's one to nothing.

Question number two. Pina Coladas in hand. Comedian Eric Andre was caught making out with this ex of Pete Davidson in the Grand Cayman Islands.

I don't know. Tim Kardashian?

No, that's a good guess. Emily Ratajkowski. Still one to nothing. Question number three. A cosmetic surgeon said that actor Regé-Jean Page is allegedly the most handsome man in the world. Page played the role of Simon Bassett in what Netflix romance?

I had past.

No clue. Bridgerton, one of Shannon's favorites. Now, you need to get at least one of these next two right in order to win. I think you'll get something from this one. Mike, the Situation Sorrentino, and his wife Lauren welcomed a baby girl this week. Name another cast member of the Jersey Shore. Lucky? Yes. And question number five. Which child of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is joining the Paw Patrol Mighty Movie as a voice alongside Kristen Bell, Serena Williams, and others? Is it A, Chicago, B, Northwest, C, Psalm, or D, Saint?

Um, B.

Yes.

Congratulations, North. There you go. It's a clean win. Final score, 3-2.

They should have won with a tie, too, if we would have given the Emily Ratajkowski, but I knew what would have happened.

I know. We make everybody else pronounce names right. That's just a tough name, anyway.

I know. It's a tough one.

I think I pronounce it different every time I say it.

I couldn't say reggae page. Reggae don't page. We got a parting gift for you, Anna. We're going to set you up with Buddy's Pizza, okay?

Okay, thank you so much.

Thank you so much. Hang on the phone. We'll get your information, okay? Have a great one. Mojo in the Morning 5 at 6.55. This is Mojo in the Morning live. Mojo in the Morning show paying your bills coming up this morning. 9-10 will be your first shot to win $1,000. and then 13 times today. Keep listening to get your bills paid right here. And we're going to do War of the Roses. If you think that somebody is cheating on you, all you have to do is get in touch with us. You can text cheater to 95500, and we'll get you on a War of the Roses here on the Mojo on the Morning Show. Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it.

Ow, I'm sorry.

It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning. Kelly, you think that your husband is cheating on you?

Yeah.

Will you tell us the story about when you guys were driving up north and what happened with his phone?

So we were driving up, I think, last week together, and we haven't been talking since. We have this massive fight.

So you guys have gone over a week without talking to each other?

Yeah.

And what was the fight about?

We were on the road, and I asked him, like, to use his phone for GPS. And, yeah, his phone, like, kept blowing up when I plugged it in. Like, I could see these messages from this person named Taryn.

Do you know who that is?

I don't. But he immediately unplugged his phone, like, to, you know, make the messages go away.

Yeah, so that's what I was going to ask you. Did he seem reluctant to give you the phone or was it like?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, I mean, he shut it down fast, and that's like when I started questioning him.

And what did he say when you were questioning him?

Well, he was just like, that Terrence is a new hire at work. He's the one training her.

And so that's why she was constantly blowing up his phone?

Yeah. Okay, that's fine. But then why did he so quickly unplug the phone?

Right. Exactly. Did you read the messages between them? Did you say, hey, let me see your phone and I want to read it?

I didn't say that, but I asked to look at it, and he said no. And I didn't see the messages.

So you guys then continued to drive, and did this argument happen the entire time that you were on the road?

Yeah, it happened for a while, and then we just kind of went silent because clearly we weren't going to figure it out in that moment. We were both upset.

And then this argument then continued up there, so I'm sure that that had to make it for an awful weekend. Yeah. What's been going on since then, since you've been home? Have you noticed that she's still contacting him, or what's the story?

Well, I'm assuming so. But I could also be imagining that. I mean, any time I see him on his phone, I know he's getting messages. I can't see if it's her, though.

So you guys left it with each other that you are just upset with him. Do you think he knows that you're suspicious and that you think that he's a cheater?

Yeah, I would think he thinks that, or at least that I'm pissed and not trusting him right now.

All right, we're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses and find out if there's more to this, okay?

Yep.

We're hoping that the flowers go to Kelly.

Hello?

Hi, I'm looking for David.

Uh, yeah?

Hi, David. My name is Nicole, and I'm calling from a new online floral company called rosesbloom.com with an offer for some free flowers. If you have about 30 seconds to answer two really quick survey questions, we're going to give you a dozen red roses that you can send to the person of your choice. It's not going to cost you anything. I'm not going to ask you.

Hold on, hold on. Let me stop you there. I'm really not interested. Thank you.

I'm not selling anything. It's just if you answer the two survey questions, we'll send out the flowers to the person of your choice. And again, we're just hoping that in the future when you order flowers, you'll order from rosesbloom.com. You'll be on the phone with me for less than a minute when it's all said and done, okay? Have you purchased flowers in the last six months, David?

No.

Okay. Do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months?

No.

Not a flower guy?

Not really, no.

Okay. As a thank you for participating in that survey, rosesbloom.com is now going to provide you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses. And so I just need to get some info from you, starting with a first and a last name of who you want to send these to. Karen. Okay. And that's T-A-R-E-N, T-A-R-Y-N. How do you spell it? T-A-R-Y-N. Okay. And before I get Taryn's phone number from you, we can also include a card with the flowers. And what did you want the message on the card to say?

Just put my name.

Okay, so just David or love David from David, doesn't matter.

Just put my name.

Okay. And David, I'm actually going to start a profile for you because, again, hopefully you'll use this in the future. And so I have Taryn on here. And what is her relationship to you?

She's the person I want to send flowers to right now.

Okay. Is she a family member, a friend? A partner? That's just what I'm looking for. I just have to check it off on the box.

I mean, check off what you want. I'm not a flowers guy. I'm not going to be sending her flowers. This is just because you give me free flowers, honestly. I don't think you need to create a profile. I'm really not planning on using the service.

Okay. All right. I do have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah, sure.

Great.

And, David, I'm going to jump on and get the phone number, okay? So can I get the phone number, and I'll finish this off for us?

Hello?

Yeah, we are both from the same company. I just need to get a phone number of Taryn so we can send the flowers to her.

2-4-5-5-5.

Great. And we will send those flowers off, but I do need to inform you of one last thing before I let you go off the phone, that while you've been on with us and you've been sending the flowers to Taryn, your wife, Kelly, has been listening in and just heard every word that you just said.

Yeah.

David, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show. And your wife, Kelly, called us up to do War of the Roses and just heard you send flowers to another woman.

I feel really stupid right now.

David, your wife wants to know more details about who this is. they hung up the phone

I don't know what more information we can need than that

we have her phone number we can try to get a hold of her and we'll get him back on the phone too Kelly you want a second to think about this

I'm really overwhelmed And what do you guys think I should do?

I think you should take a second, and we'll talk to you some more, okay?

Okay. Join the discussion now. 844-MOJO-LIVE. 844-665-6548. Yo, yo, yo. This is the home of War of the Roses. Mojo in the morning. This is the home of War of the Roses. Mojo. Mojo in the morning.

he's bumping our phone call

has he reached out to you

no

we have tried to call also that number that he gave for Taryn and it just goes to a female's voicemail

it's probably her

well it definitely sounds she sounds uh it doesn't say her name or anything like that but it does say something that's too identifiable to to air on on our show so that's why i'm not going to air it but i i want you to to get a chance to kind of like gather your thoughts and talk to us but we'll figure out exactly how we can get him back on the phone to get some answers and then also give you an opportunity just to, to talk to him.

Yeah. I'm just like, I feel like my world just is over. So I don't know what to say.

We're going to be here for you. So hang on the phone. Okay.

Okay.

I always hate Situations where You're married kids Involved and stuff That always just I don't know I mean all cheating situations Make me sad But This one is a tough one 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 You can comment on this Also I thought Because it's so common It's actually one of the most

common ways that people meet somebody and then end up having infidelity it's through work have you ever been suspicious of your partner significant other husband wife boyfriend girlfriend's co-worker not just them but the co-worker is there a specific co-worker that you were suspicious of and that made you then find out that they were fooling around with each other um call us 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 abby hello it's mojo in the morning just want to make

a comment what's going on that guy sounds like an all-around douchebag to everybody yep

oh my gosh yeah yeah i mean the the way that he was with uh just talking about sending the flowers and stuff like that kind of gave me those vibes right off the bat, you know?

Yeah, and caught in Shannon off, like, why? Just let her talk for a second. It's not a big deal.

The one thing that I thought was interesting is that these guys had this happen to them this past weekend and have not had much communication with each other. How do you live in a house that, and listen, I've been in situations where Chelsea and I have gone you know through you know weeks of having major problems I mean months of major problems where we just wouldn't talk to each other or it'd be very quick just talk about the kids how about a car ride I mean for goodness sakes could you imagine that like I don't know how we're you know they actually were going up north I didn't ask that question but you know how a car ride in itself is just draining the fact that you're in the car ride you get these text messages coming through you don't have any explanation then all of a sudden you go silent and that would eat away

at me as well like to rip it out of the you know the the car or whatever and not have any other explanation then it's a new hire somebody that i work with okay then just yeah you know nip it in the butt and and show her the text messages just to ease her her mind a little bit hey jen what's

happening hi how are you good what's going on where are the roses yes i just wanted to make a

comment um i just heard this and i i know how she feels about her world being turned upside down i just went through a same thing 18 years of marriage to find out that my husband was cheating

with somebody he was working with really were you suspicious before you found out about this or did

it just hit you over the head like a ton of bricks i was suspicious because he kept saying after work saying she had this woman had a stalker and he was trying to protect her from the stalker and And, you know, he was just spending a lot of time, extra time after work.

All right. That's, I don't know what, is he in security and that's what he does for a living or no?

Yeah, apparently. Well, I mean, he was in the Marine Corps for 23 years. I know.

Exactly. Okay, then you know what? You got a coworker that's got a stalker. Then maybe the people at the company should figure that out. Not a married man hanging out late with some woman at work.

It flipped my world upside down, me and my three kids.

What kind of work did they do? You don't name the company, but what kind of work?

Car sales.

Oh, by the way, I'm going to say this. I got a lot of car dealer friends. They're going to get mad at me for saying this.

Here comes the broad statement.

Do not make a blanket statement right now.

No, no, no. I'm going to say that there's a lot of infidelity that goes on at car dealerships. And I will tell you this. Back when I lived in Arizona, I had a very good friend of mine who got busted cheating on his wife. when his wife pulled into the car dealership and looked through. You know how dealerships have, like, it's all glass, and then they've got a showroom, and then you can see the offices in the back?

Yeah.

Looked through and saw the female sales rep and him fooling around at, like, 10 o'clock at night when the dealership closed at, like, 8 or 9.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, it's crazy. What's going on, Brooke? How you doing?

Good.

How are you?

Good. War of the Roses. We're talking about suspicion that a co-worker is cheating with your person. You're significant.

Oh, yeah.

You caught your boyfriend cheating?

Yeah, that was my child's father. I was actually six months pregnant, and I had suspicion. Just when I would talk to her, she would ask me about my relationship a lot, and it was kind of weird. And then I told her how he mentioned that after this one, he wanted to try for another one. And I could just tell by the way she acted it was really weird. and then shortly after that another co-worker of ours had told me that he'd seen my child's father and her going to lunch a lot so then I confronted him I went and actually snuck myself and watched them walk out together and so when I confronted him he admitted that he had been seeing her for a while and she would actually come over to our apartment while while I was sleeping, and they would be sitting outside in the car together. Wow. Oh, my gosh. And did I misunderstand who you guys worked together as well? Yeah, we all worked together, and, yeah, very closely, too.

I was a department manager, and she was under me. Oh, no.

Oh, man. Wow. Yes.

Come on, Mike. You got to say the joke. Go ahead. Can Mike say a joke? Sure. You weren't paying attention, Mike. Yeah, yeah. Mike would have.

No, it's the best way to get under you.

No, well, no. She was under you and under him. Is that what you wanted to say? That's what he was going to say. I was waiting for you, Mike, on that one. I'm like, you can jump in and say it, but you had sometimes jokes.

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if the joke was meant there, though.

I don't know if it's a good idea there. Are you okay, Brooke, that that joke was in that position, or should we have waited one phone call and then come back with it?

No, you're definitely fine. It's been years, so. Okay. Thank you for the call.

Sam?

um so for me i've never had an issue where i actually had infidelity towards me but i worked for a very large shipping company and my co-workers use the term work wife and work husband and they tend to have rampant infidelity and they do not hide it at all so you know that work wife work

husband thing is meant for it's the person that you just spend a lot of time with not that you're supposed to be fooling around with but in whatever occupation that was going on there they were

fooling around oh yeah all the time and they do not hide it i'm like girl that is not the guy in

your facebook picture like oh yeah that's the problem is you get some of these places where the culture it breeds more misbehaving because people are cool with it and they say oh everybody allows it here and doesn't talk about it so then other people might jump in that you know otherwise

would have kept their business quiet what's up ruby good morning so uh this was he took me on a birthday trip this was for my 21st birthday and on the last day of the trip i noticed he was getting messages at night um so the last day on our trip that day when we got all back home to detroit i was supposed to spend the night with him because that was actually the day of my birthday and so I asked him I'm like oh well who are you texting because his phone kept going off like being like one after the other I'm like who could possibly possibly be boring his phone up on a trip right like we're supposed to be enjoying each other's time and he told me he was like oh well you can't come over anymore tonight because I have to work with my with my supervisor he was trying to say that he has to go back to work with his partner um and when he went into the shower I put the number into my phone. I put it into my WhatsApp, into Cash App, and it all popped up under the name of Aaron. And then I texted the number from my phone, and she responded, who are you and why are you texting my man? Is this really Brandon's partner at work?

Oh, wow. What was her response?

No response at all. Blocked completely. And then I hear a ding on his phone, and he's still in the shower at this point. The response on his phone was Yo, you got a girlfriend And you've been texting me this whole time Oh, so she didn't even know

Wow

He had no idea And he was trying to disguise it As he picked up overtime The day we get back home from our trip And it's my birthday I got cheated on my birthday, guys I'm 21st

Oh, you got a gift You got the notice to let him go

Hey, how long of a shower does this guy take?

Oh my gosh He is your typical A-list narcissist who has to be groomed. You say he's a bride every morning. It's like an hour in the back of every day.

Well, we're happy that you're doing better, okay? It sounds like you're doing better.

Guys, advice to all the ladies. Put that number in the cash app and then watch that. It'll pop up, I promise.

That is a really smart idea. I commend you for that. Take care of yourself. Venmo cash app. Yeah, Venmo. Oh, yeah, Venmo will do it.

Appreciate you so much. Out of that whole call, the whole thing you took out of it was, how long does he take a shower? This is the home of the War of the Roses. Mojo in the morning.

Hold on, guys. Guess what? Guess who's back on with us before we get into anything else here on the show? Plow Guys are back with us. Oh, my gosh. Oh, good. Blake and the boys are back with us, guys. Hello. What's going on, Blake and the guys? How are you? What's up? How are you? Good. If you missed her early in the show, these guys called us up. These guys get lots of girls' numbers by just plowing their driveways or walkways.

Any today so far?

No, none today. Now, how's the update on how are the streets looking and how is everything in the businesses that you're plowing?

It's all looking good It's all melting now We're just cleaning everything up now

It's not going to melt for long Because it's going to get really cold Later this afternoon And turn into some icy crappy stuff So lay down some salt too guys

So we were calling to say The girl from War of the Roses Will come and plow her driveway And take care of all of her snow She don't have to worry about him Oh my gosh

Melting sidewalks and melting hearts You guys are gentlemen

Such gentlemen. Thank you guys so much. We'll get some information for you, okay? For Cal. Bye, guys. I know Blake's name, but Blake, who are your dynamic friends there?

I'm Cody. Okay. I have Peasy with me, and then I have Jay with me.

Hi, Peasy. Hi, Jay.

Blake, Peasy, and Jay, the plow guys. All right? Yes, sir. All right. Check with us again later today. Nice to talk to you. You're the swearer. Peezy, you're the swearer, aren't you?

Peezy was the swearer, yes. Yeah, yeah.

Peezy, you can't swear like that on the radio. We got children that are listening, okay?

Sorry about that, my dude. No.

If you like this weather, come on over here so I can give you a face wash. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, Shannon, we got some dirty.

Yeah, I need some royal music. if you have it because it's breaking dirty like right this second. What? King Charles has just evicted his disgraced brother Prince Andrew from Buckingham Palace. I love it. Really? Oh yeah. I mean the fallout continues. I mean he was stripped of his royal and military honors by his mom the late queen after all of the Epstein stuff came out. But yeah he's been told to find a new place to live stat. Palace sources say that Andrew has been told there is no longer any place for him at Buckingham Palace. Ahead of this big, and I didn't even know that this was happening, there's this big decade-long renovation that's about to happen costing hundreds of millions of dollars, but first his office closed there last year, and now his sleeping quarters, his bachelor pad, which from what I understand he was bringing girls back there, too. He would?

Yeah. Even when his mom was

right? I don't know, but a source, and I don't know who this is, obviously, but the tabloids are saying, you know, a bachelor's flat is not appropriate inside the palace. Well, congratulations to the prince

for only taking three years to take action. Well, his mom... I know they stripped him of the title.

No, his mom was protecting him. I want to know, though, did he do this because he wanted to do this, or did he do this to justify the whole Harry and Meghan thing? Because a lot of people were saying, why are you treating Harry and Meghan so badly. Why are you cutting them off? Why are you taking their titles away? But Prince Andrew is still there and we all know he committed awful crime.

I just can't wait to see the memes of all of his stuff laying on the front lawn.

Oh my gosh. Somebody's probably already

created one. A U-Haul. Remember when we, with the former mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, we actually sent a moving truck to... Or like a

for rent sign in the window of his room. It'd be great. How do you move the royals? Yeah, in England, do they have

two guys in a truck?

Giselle Bündchen was once again Seen with her Say that again

You better be careful Jujitsu

The hot guy that she's been seen with a lot Joaquin Valente in Costa Rica This time they were enjoying A little horseback riding together So still just friends I don't know She's like beaming She looks so happy But somebody just asked her about this again And she said she adores him There is no traditional dating scenario with him I don't really know what that means But she is in Costa Rica with her kids She's there a lot Does she have a home there? Yeah

Did you see the rumors yesterday about her ex Are they exes now? Tom? Brady? Did you hear about the rumor about Tom Brady coming to the Lions?

I did hear that But I thought it was a joke

Can I tell you something? It was on a bunch of sports blogs yesterday And talking to a friend who works within the inner workings of the Detroit Lions It ain't out of the question.

Really? Does he want to end his career where he started in college?

Well, the rumors are he's looking for the perfect fit team, a team that is like a player away from another Super Bowl, kind of like how Tampa was when he went down to Tampa. And a lot of people suggest that the Lions, with some of these draft picks, if they get some good defense, they have a great offense. But I would not get rid of Jared Goff or Tom Brady right now.

Harry Styles pictured grabbing coffee and catching up with one of his rumored ex-girlfriends, Elise Calcutt in London yesterday, just two months after he split from Olivia Wilde. And here's the thing. I think they did.

dated briefly after he dated Taylor Swift. So this is like an ex that he's bringing back from 13 years ago. They were first photographed in Scotland, maintained they were just friends, and now, I don't know. Is it just a friendly hangout, or is it something more than that? We shall find out. Shania Twain, the Zac Brown Band, and Luke Bryan will all be headlighting this year's Faster Horses Festival. The 10th annual festival, it's a big one, It's set for July 14th through 16th at Michigan International Speedway. The three-day, two-stage festival's main stage will also host performances by Blanco Brown, Chris Cagle, Bill Link Currington, Dustin Lynch, Cameron Marlowe, Kylie Morgan, Dylan Scott, DJ Silver. And if you're going, who? Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah. Faster Horses veterans like KP over here are like, wait a second, it's supposed to be a big one. It's the 10th anniversary, which I think Shania and Zach Brown Band and Luke Bryan are amazing guests. Huge headliner. But I keep hearing rumblings that people are not super happy about it.

Yeah, fans aren't super happy. A lot of the comments are, wrong Luke. They wanted, I'm sorry, wrong Bryan. They wanted Zach Bryan instead. But you know what? I think it's going to be a good show. The big thing that they're most upset about is it cut the stage in half. So half of it is for VIP. And there already wasn't enough room anyway. So a lot of people are a little bit disappointed that they didn't go bigger with more of their artists. I don't know. I haven't seen one good comment. Everyone's posting on their stories, but hopefully it'll be fun. We'll see.

Is it bad that this is the first one I've wanted to go to in a really long time? And I'm like, good. I'm kind of glad that people are mad. Maybe less people will go.

I'll get to see that. So many people that are like, oh, this was going to be my first year, and I don't think I'm going to go. I think I'm going to wait for next year. It's funny. Yeah, you don't go. You don't go.

You stay home. the hardcore country fans like yourself are upset but it's like maybe the it's like the me that i've

never been before i'm like i'm gonna go which is so annoying i know that's annoying maybe they're trying to bring new country fans into this event where it's like oh but us alums we want we want our real country folks not to say that some of them aren't real country yeah there's somewhere like i'm excited for dusted lynch they've got um who's the one oh zach brown band amazing like Like, listen, it'll be good, though.

A lot of the festivals have been criticized for getting huge A-list headliners, and then they spend all the money up front on the top artists, and they don't get good B support. The ones you have to sit and watch all day while you're waiting to get a good spot.

It's like the festival's three days long, and we have to wait until the end for the people we want to see. Yeah.

And I'll end with this. Was it a fart on The View? There was a segment during the show, and I think Sarah Haynes, I don't know if she spilled water or coffee, but she moved her chair to, like, wipe it up, and this noise was heard.

If it was a fart, it was whoopee. I guarantee you.

Is it true that Trump had nuclear secrets? It's been reported, but we don't know the specifics. But just real quick, I was... Oh, it... Now it's on my pants. Go ahead. But I was surprised by this. Even the audience is laughing.

If you watch the video, it seemed like a mouth fart, though.

Yeah, which happened. I mean, that happens.

Yeah, it seemed like a mouth fart, like,

you know if there's a fart in the story, I have to do that.

Whose fart is it? I think that we should figure out. There's a fart gate going on on The View.

It's the most exciting thing that's happened on The View in a very long time. For all of today's Dirty, check out the Dirty page on mojointheworning.com. Good morning. Mojo in the morning's dirt.

And another phone scam coming up in minutes.

All right. Priscilla, it's going to be a great show this weekend. And it's The Big Show. And you got tickets. Congratulations.

Thank you.

Big Show starring Future at Little Caesars Arena Sunday night. Tickets available at Ticketmaster.com. Congratulations to you.

Thank you. I cannot wait.

I know. You know what? I'm telling you, everybody's excited about it. How many days left until this?

The Big Show, only three days away. Future, Kodak Black, Cheesy, and Babyface Ray, Little Caesars Arena.

I want a voice like that. Seriously, that's so good. All right, hang on the phone for just one second. Get tickets to Ticketmaster, but you got them for free, Priscilla, and have fun, okay?

Okay, thank you.

All right, Mojo in the Morning, Home of the Phone Scams, The War of the Roses, and The Dirty on the 30. I mean, there's an etiquette to doing this, but Megan's upset with one of our coworkers because of something that he did yesterday while she was in the studio doing the show. What happened?

Okay, I think this is so inappropriate, and I don't know if I'm being irrationally mad or not, because I'm genuinely, like, not the angriest of persons, people, whatever, but I'm very angry about this to the point where I can't even pick which word is proper English, but I had a guy during the show yesterday come in, phone up, and take a picture of me, unannounced, well.

we're talking on the air he just barges into the studio takes a picture of me what i like i turned my mic off and i was like what are you doing so you in my face i'm saying what are you doing just snipes you he posted it on his facebook page and it's the most unflattering photo of me of all time with what caption like why so he posted a photo of himself that said without makeup and then a photo of me and then it said with makeup which are you saying i look like a man in makeup that's rude like the whole thing is just so weird to me he was he was trying to

be complimentary i guess that you're beautiful i don't think so no no because it's not flattering

and it's not a nice photo he didn't ask her to pose and look pretty for the photo he sniped me

He sniped me in the studio. He came in, camera a blazing, and he got me, and shots were fired, and it was at me, and I'm not happy about it. And then afterwards, he came up, and he was like, isn't this so funny? And I said, no, it's not flattering. And he went, oh, well, and walked away. Walked away! No, that's not the proper response. If you were on my side, you guys would say, what the hell, this is weird.

No, it is weird, but I guess my question is, like, what can you do about it? Tell him to take it down, Willie. It doesn't make it okay.

Let's talk to an attorney on the phone with us right now representing.

Like, if you were sitting in your office and a man walked up to your desk, snapped a photo of you, and then posted it on his Facebook, you'd be like, what the hell is going on?

I feel like that happens to me every day when these guys post pictures and do stuff on their stories. And my big fat ass is right there in the background and nobody ever says anything.

I always get a good angle for you, though.

You do.

I do from up above here. You know I do.

By the way, I'm the before picture. Let's put it that way, if I'm going to be in anybody's picture. Yeah, he probably shouldn't have done it. Do you have a good relationship with him?

No.

Do you? Honestly. You're not super close to him? Really? Because I thought you liked everybody there.

I mean, I did. The amount of disrespect that I face around here is actually quite appalling. I think that it's crazy to me That somebody could just walk in during the show And start doing stuff in here And if I did that to anybody else in this building You best believe Megan No he's scary

It happens here all the time People just walk First off it used to be back in the day When I first got into radio That the on air light was like Do not ever open a door Where the on air light is on

That's the reason they put that light there

And now it's like that on-air light is like not having a lock on your front door at your house. People just walk in whenever they want to walk in.

Well, it used to mean show in progress, do not disturb, you'll throw us off our game. Now it's like the porch light attracting mosquitoes and flies.

People come in. Remember our old boss, Paul? Oh, my God. He would just come in and start talking to us. And Mojo would have to say, Paul, we're laughing at the camera right now.

Like, come on. The funny thing is-

Where's the picture, Megan? I want to see it. Send it to me. I don't, I'll send it to Shannon only. I'm not going to post it. Shannon only.

Yeah, no.

That's smart.

I don't trust anybody else. That's smart. And then if it get reposted, I know Shannon.

I would never.

Renisha, what's up?

Hey, Megan, I just wanted to tell you you need to whoop his ass because that is completely rude.

Yeah.

Completely rude. Whoop his ass.

Report, like do the community guidelines, like whatever. Yeah, report the picture. Report the picture.

Hey, Renisha, do you feel that, or has this ever happened to you, where somebody has taken a picture or put you in and posted something on social without asking you? Like, do you have to ask people's permission? This obviously is an easy yes on this one. But if, say that somebody takes a bunch of pictures, should people have to prove the picture that they're posting if you're in the picture?

I would say that's kind of a hard one because some pictures, you know, you want to joke around with your friends. But at the same time, some things, especially if you don't have that type of relationship with that person, they shouldn't be posting no pictures of you on that page.

Like, between friends, like, Megan will give us the bird when she's here. She'll flip us the finger. Like, that's between friends. No one's seeing it. This goes outside to the public, and this guy, it's another host's public page.

And it is not. Not a good picture. No, go ahead, Janet. Say it, because nobody believes me. I'm going to be very honest. Can you just show it to us? Megan is hot. This picture, I would be absolutely frickin' livid. It's mortifying. I would be livid. It's genuinely mortifying that this photo is... Yeah. Can I see it? No. Can I show them or no? Yeah. I won't forward it. I would never. We're not gonna post it. Oh, I'm not gonna post it. I'm gonna see it, too. No.

Oh, yeah, that's not flattering. That is not flattering. No, we're not.

Don't worry. I'm not even giving it to Reese.

No, because you got that overhead lighting that gives you the ghost eyes.

You have... You're doing...

your hair so you have clips in your hair i have clips in my hair no i do have friends though when

we go out and they take photos they have to have the photo sent to them first so they can make their edits and then they'll send it back to you and they're and then you got that annoying that's oh that's so annoying and then you got those friends who are like um you can't post this picture only this picture you have to take this picture down and then oh my gosh there's something

else that my friend did recently. By the way, you're talking about Shannon, right? We all know. You don't have to go, I have friends, when she's sitting

right next to you. This is what they do. They will only edit themselves. So you'll take a picture of her and then you got one person with got full face of glam on from this app that they're using and then the rest of us look like totes. Like, what?

Yeah. Those are my favorite. My favorite is the people who will touch up everything on the picture about themselves and then the person that's in the picture looks horrible like somebody I know takes a picture of themselves with their child and their child in the picture looks like they're 20 years older than they are because they touched up themselves what's going on Jake?

Hello I just wanted to say that Megan should drop this guy's name or his Facebook profile page

why don't we tell our listeners to bombard guard his show's phone lines with negativity.

We hate you. I will very much regret bringing this up because I don't need to be in a fight with my coworkers when there's only three of us in the building and I'm already the only girl. Like, I don't need this.

I'm calling Scott Sands up today and we're doing a complaint line.

But that's not being crazy, Shannon, right? No, I honestly would be pissed.

We saw the picture and Megan, honestly, the guy was trying to make you look bad.

It's just, but I also don't understand why he posted it. Jake, will you drive to Toledo and beat this guy up for us?

Oh, man, he's in Toledo.

Yeah.

I was going to say, if he was nearby, I'll follow him around and get a terrible picture of him and post it online.

That's right.

I'll just annihilate this guy.

Jake the paparazzi, the Megan paparazzi.

Yeah, I'll take care of it. I'll take care of it. I'll get a group of friends and we'll take care of it.

All right, thanks, buddy. I appreciate it.

Why don't we create a fake account for him and just totally confuse his listeners with a new account and only use unflattering photos of him walking out of the bathroom?

That would actually be kind of fun. And that bathroom is a tough bathroom for guys to squeeze in and out of, so you always look really bad. All right, it is time now for a phone scam on the Mojo in the Morning show. Callie is an, I'm doing the air quotes, influencer. And she's easy to fool, so we're going to phone scam her. Callie's last name is the same as a major beauty brand. Spike is going to call her and tell her that Instagram is removing her username and canceling her account. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

Hello? Ulta. What's up? Huh? You called me. Who is this? Ah, yeah, hi. Is this Callie Ulta? Yep, this is she.

My name is Eugene Shuler, and I'm the lead of customer relations for Instagram, and I'm calling about your account. I apologize for calling you blindly, but if I can just confirm with you your date of birth to make sure I am speaking to Callie.

I'm so confused. So you're saying you're from Instagram?

This is actually Instagram calling you. I'm from the head of customer relations. I have Callie Ulta, and your, let's see, your date of birth is June 18th, 2000. Your email address is Ulta at gmail.com. Is that correct?

Yeah, that's me. What are you calling for?

Well, I'm calling about your account. You've heard of Ulta, the cosmetics company?

Yeah.

Yeah. So then I assume you named your Instagram account at Ulta to cause a little confusion and get a little more traffic from people searching for the official brand accounts?

No. My last name is Ulta.

Your what? Your last name is Ulta?

Yeah.

Do you have documentation to prove that's your real last name?

Yeah, of course. I have my birth certificate.

We might require that additional documentation. But we're in the business of making people happy here in customer relations, And that's why I'm calling you to see if we can come to an agreement where all parties are satisfied. We are going to have to repossess your Alta Instagram account. What? So we need to give you a different address. You can remain on Instagram, but we need to change the name.

No, no, you can't do that. I mean, my handle is my brand. that's what people know me as well it's a brand it's not your brand it is my brand yes that's what people know me as that's how people find me okay i have other social media accounts that have

the same name so i'm not giving it up i don't understand what you think you're entitled to i

mean you're using our platform are you serious i'm a content creator i make you guys you're I have so much money. I'm a content creator. I have a fan name.

That's not a thing.

I have over 80,000 followers.

What do you create? Selfies?

No.

Well, Ulta Beauty is a brand. I want to give you a little education here on business. Ulta Beauty has almost 1,400 beautifully appointed stores across all 50 states with $80 billion in annual net sales. You sold a few bottles of vegan organic face cream. But what I'm trying to do is make you happy here and come up with another username that you could use because we have to give Ulta, you know, they've offered a sizable amount of money for the account name.

There's nothing you could give me that will change my mind.

Oh, my goodness. Okay, well, see, you don't have to agree. This is kind of funny that you think you get to say no, but we make the final call. See, I think you might have misunderstood when I said I'm calling from Instagram. We are Instagram. You're the user. and in the terms and conditions it states that we could basically use your account for whatever we want wow we're gonna have to repossess at no you're not going to maybe you don't understand what you're dealing with here hang on and i'm just gonna tell lisa lisa go ahead and remove it yeah see in the next hour you're gonna notice we're taking away your blue check mark verification

no you can't do that you i swear to god i tried to work with you but your account doesn't meet expectations it's my last name there are a bunch of people that have ulta as a first name and last name this is bull i bring you guys engagement and viewers oh my goodness yes yes you give us

something that a beauty brand across all 50 states could never give us you're an you don't know what you're doing okay well i do know what i'm doing i'm doing a phone scam uh this is actually spike callie from mojo in the morning and you've just been the victim of a phone scam

Oh, my God. A heart attack. Oh, my God. You know what? TikTok is better anyway.

Shots fired. We will, we will scam you. You're home with the phone scams.

Hi, baby. Can I ask you a question?

This is Mojo in the Morning.

What's up? What's up? What's up?

make some noise for mojo mojo in the morning careful drive-in today still kind of cleanup day

a lot of schools in the metro detroit area closed also a lot of schools in our toledo listening area still closed just because of cleanup and uh we got hit we got hit with a lot more than I thought so where I live was only supposed to get like 4 to 6 inches I'm telling you if we got 8 inches that's an underestimate

yeah they said actually remember it was supposed to be more down by the Michigan-Ohio border and it actually was more a little bit north of the city for a lot of places super disappointing yes

so I'd like to what I'm going to do is I'm going to take all that snow put it in the back of my Tahoe and I'm going to bring it over to you, Megan. I'm just going to take it to you. I actually was listening to a report on the news station here in town about how in Frankenmuth, they're doing like a Christmas thing, and they needed snow, so that's what they did. Instead of making fake snow, they just actually drove a little further north, grabbed snow, put it in the back of a truck, and then drove it down, and that's how they got all their snow in there before this snowfall happened. They can have mine

because they still haven't plowed my street. Yeah, it's driving me crazy this morning driving in.

This is your first snowstorm in the new neighborhood, right?

Yeah, and I was like, oh, okay. I mean, because I'm paying way more in taxes than I ever have in my entire life in this new neighborhood. And I'm like, wait a minute. What's going on here? They didn't even get to my street. It's been a full day.

You need to be the person that calls the city and complains. You've got to be that person because it's always a little old lady that calls. You need to do Phyllis Cribapple.

Yeah.

And call up and ask where the snowplows are.

I might call City Hall because the snow stopped at 6 o'clock, 5.30 last night.

Because my streets where I live have never been plowed once ever. The neighbors have to go out and shovel the streets. So I didn't know you could call.

Yeah, actually, you can call and complain, but what you need to do is...

is you need to get the person on there that needs votes, the local, like, you know, whoever the person is, the little city council person or whatever, and you need to get them on the phone because that's the only way you're going to get it done.

Did you say slutty council person?

City council? You don't live in my neighborhood. I see that when I was voting. Yeah, so this morning we were doing a check-in of, you know, how the streets were, and there were a lot of listeners that were calling us up telling us, that's slick out there so you got to be careful and then you see there's more snow expected this weekend actually mike you're gonna get hit with some of the snow too now so get ready did you get hit with the snow yesterday evening the one that was hitting chicago bad like the lakefront of

chicago uh pretty light but we also have a winter weather advisory till like four today so we're

probably gonna let this know today so you know what that was from that's from the way that you were making fun of everybody else yesterday i know i know um all right mojo in the morning show we talked uh in trending news about this and then briefly i mentioned this and then spike's like we should bring this up as a topic you know there's been all the stories that have been coming out about these uh these uh documents that uh biden trump pence like all these guys have had like they're they're the secret documents what do they call them they're called classified classified

And in some cases, they were top secret.

Top secret classified documents that they're keeping in their garage next to their Corvette or in the basement or, you know, in a locked closet. And we jokingly mentioned during Trending News yesterday about how I wonder, you know, if there are people that take things or steal things from work and take things home. And we didn't have time to take calls because the show was over with at that point. We weren't going to go over time. and we figured that would be a good opportunity to like just throw it up there like what do you have from your work that you're not supposed to have at home i think there's you know something

about the last two years of people working from home that then when they started going back to work and and some people were a little loosey-goosey with well i'm working from home three days a week so i'm gonna need these supplies to take with me and stuff but even before covid it it went a lot further than that like everybody i know in the health care industry oh they help themselves to medical supplies first aid supplies sometimes even if they can get their hands on some you know stuff but it could go to any occupation maybe uh someone something in the donut shop i'd

take the donut maker home like or at least take a big old thing of uh donut mix yeah or what about

this week has anyone ever borrowed borrowed a snow plow for the oh yeah so we have we have a red

chevy i believe pickup truck in the parking lot that the engineers don't use they don't drive they won't use and i thought to myself i'm like that thing is just sitting there and when kp had her tires balled and couldn't drive around i'm like kp just take one of these vehicles home like honestly how many it would be actually a good thing to see that car move because it's now

it's you know piles of snow yeah but i wonder if that's a safer option these cars haven't moved in

a long time i've wondered about this with um people that have like work trucks or company trucks how many of you whose trucks are parked in front of houses are supposed to be taking those trucks home or your work cars home or police officers if you're a police officer can you take your squad

car home yeah some do just because the mileage you know they they rather waste company gas than their own personal guests if they could drive the company car i remember one time i drove the radio station truck home overnight because i was doing a break and entering christmas wish really early the next morning and so i'll never forget how excited all the kids in my neighborhood were to see the radio station vehicle and they were all coming over to my driveway taking pictures with it and everything yeah and i was like wow i you know for me it was convenient to just be able to drive the company car home and then go right to that house instead of having to come into work

an hour early loaded all that stuff joe uh joe show joe my son it's weird dude how do you refer to him but uh he his lease is coming up and he's going into a blazer he's getting out of a chevy colorado and his he was getting over miles and so he's so he's decided he was going to take home one of the station vehicles well he ended up taking home the station vehicle that had everything packed up for a promo that was supposed to do oh my gosh so they called and said we need the vehicle back so joe had to become the station promo person he had to go out and set up the tents and all that stuff he's like i'll never do he's an i'd rather just pay the 20 cents a mile or whatever it is um nick how you doing doing well how you doing good so what do you have from work that you're not supposed to classify documents i wish um yeah i work maintenance at

country club

And I would stockpile my tools. So I practically stocked my entire toolbox with tools from work.

Wow.

Oh, yeah. Do they miss them? Or is it, like, have you been busted before?

No, I don't work there. It's been a few years since I've worked there now. But, no, I worked there for many years. And just every year would take a few things here and there. I think mostly I borrowed them and they just stayed at home.

I bet you that's common because tools are so expensive.

I wonder if you work at a country club, do you make your own putting green in your backyard?

Yes. That'd be great. I should have. I would love to.

Bring all that stuff home with you to do it. What's up, Caitlin?

Hi. Good morning, guys. Good morning.

Good morning. What do you have from work?

So I actually texted in. KP called me. I actually, it's the opposite for me where I have to bring things into work because my manager is so cheap.

Oh, God. I should have taken you as the last call That's funny

Yeah like the things he doesn't think I need I have to make like sale signs And stuff and he bought us like a Personal laminator that you would Use for your house

I feel like I do that here though No offense to iHeart But to me it's like I can't find anything anytime So I just go to like buy my own stuff And just bring it in from home

Oh you want to talk about teachers is how they have to buy the whole classroom they paid for.

What's up, Hannah?

Hi, how's it going?

Good. What do you have from work that you're not supposed to?

Good. So it was a sad story. My best friend actually works in a dental office. And you know the molded clay that they use to make shapes of the people's teeth? Oh, yeah. Well, she brought one of those kits home, and they actually molded her husband's junk. Stop it right now. That is hysterical.

Does my insurance cover an impression of my penis? I'm not sure.

And it had, like, his pubes on it and everything. Oh, no.

Oh, my God. Don't tell me that.

Yeah, that's right, Mike. Your wife works in a dentist's office. It gives you a good weekend activity for these cold weather days.

Jace, what's up?

Hi. I actually used to work at Starbucks, and they were so strict about everything. Like, you weren't allowed to take home any of the food that was going to get thrown out that day because they literally considered it theft and would write you up for it if they caught you.

Even if it's going in the trash.

Right? We weren't even allowed to donate it. Some of us brought that up, and they're like, no, it's theft. And it was the dumbest thing. You weren't even allowed to make drinks for yourself on shift.

I didn't realize that. I always thought that that would be, like, the greatest place to work.

Well, the biggest perk, yeah.

I would take home the straws. I always liked those green straws, although some places don't have them now.

How much stuff I would take home. I would actually go to the freezer and take cake pops home.

Oh, my God.

Well, maybe that's why they have policy. Wasn't it like five or six years ago they allowed everybody to have a free bag of coffee every week? Is that not a thing anymore?

No, we never got free coffee.

Wow. Wow. Mojo in the morning. What's up, Jack?

Hi. How's it going, guys? Good. So you guys were talking about KT using the work truck out there. I highly do not recommend that. Right when we were getting that Christmas storm, I had used the work truck to help me move from Toledo to Bowling Green, and I was sitting at a red light down in BG and had blown all the tires just for not being on the road.

Wait, were you responsible then for replacing those tires?

No. Luckily, the work came through, but they were helping out, And it was my last week due to it being winter, so it's just kind of like a bad storm of events, but it had worked out.

Jack's saying be careful because he knows what cheap company KP works for and might not be the same outcome. Sophia?

Hey, good morning.

Hi, what did you take home from work?

So it wasn't me, but I work in healthcare, and you brought this up. People would take IV fluids, like the whole bag of IV fluids if they were planning on going drinking.

Okay, that is a very popular one A very popular one

All the time

Yeah

That's awesome

And that, I mean, it is magical

Give yourself Andrew, what's going on? This would be a cool thing to take home with you from work

Well, I kind of pulled the spike And I had to use the limo the next day My truck only had like a quarter tank of fuel in it And I was like, yeah, instead of driving back to the yard to go get it the next day I just took it home, and I kept it for the weekend.

Now, I parked the station vehicle in the garage because I was afraid of someone breaking in because we had all the Christmas gifts in there. Where do you – you just had the limo out in front of your house?

Oh, 100%. Put it right in the yard.

Did you, like, take the family out for dinner? Like, you know, hey, we're going to Sonic?

I did actually take the family out.

Did they sit in the back and you had to drive them? They did. That's great. That is awesome. Allison wants to clarify something. Starbucks is not cheap. Why, Allison?

Hey. Well, I currently work there. I've worked there for like five or six years now. And we get a bag of coffee a week. We get as many drinks as we want on shift.

Yeah, we're getting a lot of texts disagreeing with what she said.

Well, it depends because there's corporate Starbucks, which are like the standalone building. And then there's licensed Starbucks, which are like targets and airports.

And which ones can you steal from?

Well, corporate lets you take them.

Yeah, yeah. We're getting a lot of mess saying they donate the food. They do let you have a bag of coffee that you can make your own drinks on staff. So maybe she works at one of those licensed off-brand ones.

Can I tell you what I wish I would have stolen and never did? I was doing a stage announcements for boys to men like this was a few years ago when they were touring or whatever and I was backstage and I'm going to send you guys a picture they had these boys to men microphones in the back and I'm standing there just looking at them and I'm like oh my god they're like bedazzled they say boys to men on them and I want to take one I wanted to take one because how awesome would that have been to go to a karaoke bar and sing boys to men

official microphone now they're gonna notice the microphone's missing right when the boys to men get up on stage and one of the boys demand doesn't have his bedazzled microphone there's going to be

a problem i wish i'd taken it so bad i've often wanted to know when our bosses kind of change out the you know artist plaques and things that we have on the walls like can i can i take home one

you know what i mean like you can ask because none of them are going to the new building i asked yesterday about one of the pictures on the wall because uh that big sean going with us They said no? Well, the official iHeart ones that are photos from our concerts and stuff, they might be going down.

Oh, because I was going to say, the Big Sean from our big show. Oh, the Taylor Swift ones?

Yeah, so they're going downtown, but the plaques and gold records and frame stuff are not. They're getting rid of those?

Yeah.

You know what I'm taking from this place right now? I'm going to take it today. I'm going to take Spike's chair.

Oh, my God. What is going to happen to your chair? We need to have a funeral for that chair.

No, I got rid of that chair. I put that chair in the dumpster. This is the company chair here.

Don't you touch that chair.

These aren't going down either, they told us.

No? These chairs. I hear the chairs in the new building, though, are nicer than the chairs that we have here.

We got a move-in date, I hear.

Yeah, it got pushed back. Guess what? Did you hear the date?

I heard September.

September, no. September. We think I was gone.

That was like three days ago? Yes.

No.

It started off, ready for this? We were supposed to be in in last May. Yeah. Okay. It was supposed to already be in. Then it was, we were moving, I think, in October, which is last October, not this upcoming October. Then it was supposed to be this May. Then it was supposed to be June or July. Then it was supposed to be August. Then now it's September. Guys, I'm not kidding you when I say this to you.

I hope we get in before the end of our contract.

I think our contracts will expire, and honestly, I don't think we'll ever move in. I think we'll be evicted out of this place.

It's coming along. I mean, if you've gone down to see it.

Well, the outside's fine. It's the guts of the building, all the wiring and electronics and radio equipment that's stalling.

Here's what I'm guessing. We're going to be brought. This is my honest guess of what's going to happen. We're going to end up moving to like Auburn Hills to like an office building that they just found at the last minute because for some reason that's the only place that will take us.

I don't know. I just talked to the boss yesterday. They said that we're going to be doing the show from your basement and your house. Honestly, I'm fine with that. The commute is actually great for me. It's 38 steps. As long as you don't make us shovel the driveway when we get there.

I will be absolutely happy to pull that off. All right. Oh, God, this is a good one. Hold on. I got to go back to the what did you take from work? Patrick, what did you take from work?

Yeah, so when I was in my late teens, early 20s, I worked for a company that set up bounce houses. And I lived in the same apartment complex as the owner. So we would set them up on Saturdays and Sundays. And so from Saturday night to Sunday, I would keep them in my truck. Well, when we got home on Saturday night and all my friends got off work, we would start drinking and partying and set up the bounce houses and jump on them. Well, one Saturday night, the owner was at a wedding, and he comes driving in the apartment complex at 1 in the morning, and he saw us. He was so mad.

Mojo in the Morning Show. So, good to have you guys listening to us today on Channel 955 in Detroit, 104.5 SNX in Grand Rapids, Muskegon, 92.5. KISS FM in Toledo, and of course, the iHeartRadio app. What's going on next up here? The medical procedure gone wrong.

Have you ever known somebody who got something done and they were supposed to come out on the other side of whatever procedure it was? Usually I'm thinking here like a plastic surgery or something non-invasive, whatever. But something went real wrong with it. It's not good. Joan Rivers.

Yeah.

There's some celebrities with some bad plastic surgeries.

I follow this girl on Instagram. Her name is Sarah Knuth. She's like an influencer. And I love her so much. But she just got a treatment on her face. I think it's called Halo. She got a bunch of things done. But one of the things was Halo. And so it's supposed to bring all the sun damage. Have you seen it? To the surface. and it does take a few days for your face to go back to normal again. Well, she had some sort of crazy reaction to this and her face swelled up like a balloon. I mean, she looks like, look at her. She looks like a scary human being. Wow. I am dying.

So, like, whenever they invent a new procedure for your face, don't you want to wait a little while to test it out and make sure other people do it first?

Because then it gets expensive.

I know people that have gotten that procedure done And had great results from it

You do have great results But I think that there is a period Where it's like

Three or four days where you're not doing great

And she knew that her face Like she wasn't going to be able to go down in public You can't go out in the sun Your face is very red Like these little, you know, whatever's There's a word for them that are on your face Come off, you're not supposed to touch your face But this is like, she couldn't even talk Because her mouth was so tight And she couldn't even open her eyes Because they were swollen shut

Yeah, I think that a lot of times people will go in and go get something done. Like, I've gotten a facial before, and I thought, like, and this is the first time I got Botox. I thought, oh, I can go to an appointment or do something afterwards. And you don't realize that you actually will have, like, little dots on your forehead from getting it. Yeah, you might get a reaction to it.

This happened to me the other day. Megan, you were here, and I'm like, Megan, I tried this tanning drops yesterday, and I have this white ring around my mouth. I look like I have a Kool-Aid stain, but it's backwards.

I love it.

Yes, you did. Does that happen to you when you get spray tan, Shannon? If you go get a spray tan.

Can I tell you something?

Can you go out afterwards?

You can, but you look real dirty. You look so tan because you need to wait a few hours. I do a rapid one. You have to wait a few hours, and then you shower it off, and you look glowy. But I got a spray tan before I left for Paris last week, thinking like, Oh, I'm going to wear some dresses where my legs are showing, and I'm the pastiest person on the face of planet Earth. Well, the spray tan, it was really, really good, but it was exceptionally dark on my hands because I accidentally waited too long to shower it off. So for any photos that I took with my ring, you can see exactly where it ends.

I had to return my tanning stuff because it started smelling like pee. I was like, I smell like urine.

Is it like what, a lotion or something you put on, or what is it?

It's like a foam that you use a mitt to put all over your body, and then you wash off the bronzer in the morning. But the smell wouldn't leave my body. And every time, like, I felt like when I got sweaty or started, like, having smelly armpits, it would get worse. It's awful. Wow. Beauty is pain.

I remember talking to somebody that got liposuction, and they said that they got liposuction, and they felt like after they got liposuction that they looked great for about maybe like six months or a year. And then the fat grew back in other places

of their body. Is that true?

They said that they would have all of a sudden they started having like weird reactions to where it was not normal for them.

But I saw a girl who had got it and then the fat went to her booty and she was like I literally got a tummy tuck and a booty. This was the best.

Yeah. I don't know if that's possible if it goes all the way to the other side of your body but who knows.

for her um 844 mojo live 844-665-6548 is our telephone number uh text is 95500 uh oh you know what's funny is that we were talking earlier this morning about uh the eviction of prince uh andrew did you hear the story last hours dirty when shannon reported that prince char King Charles evicted Prince Andrew, his brother, out of the Buckingham Palace. And, Mike, you got evicted out of your office in West Michigan. I don't like that you put the two of those together. I put them together because Mike got a new office, you guys. They hurt you.

They heard him and they said bigger and better, Mike.

So it is it is bigger. It is a corner office. There are windows that look in downtown Grand Rapids. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It is the farthest away from anybody it could possibly be. Oh, this sounds like an upgrade. It's on the it's on the eighth floor, which is a floor with nobody on it. One or two days a week.

They moved you. wait maybe they didn't evict you from your office maybe they just tried to move you out of the

the actual work area as i'm moving out like that's what sunk in i'm like oh my god because there's an office right next to the one that i moved out of and i'm like they just moved me out of here to move me away and then like they come up and again i've said this before but i know i'm just being butthard about this i know it's not that big of a deal and logistically it makes sense But it also, it hurt a little because it's like, we're going to move you away.

Wait, is this your new office that you just sent a picture of?

Well, that's the thing is it's our new office. So when you guys are in town, this is also yours. Oh, really? It's like a big morning show office. I love that. Yes. And it's on the floor with sales. So when you guys are in town and want to talk to people, you know, you can run through the office. I love that. Is that a corner? Yes. Oh, my God.

Mike, this is, this is, I was thinking like this was, Like office space where they moved you to the basement or something like that.

That's what I've asked if I get to keep my station.

This is gorgeous. It is gorgeous. This is nicer than the office that we've got in Detroit. Well, we have a closet here, and that's not an exaggeration.

It was actually a closet. Twice as many windows. You can actually see the outside.

Mike, you know what you should do? You should take all those desks and things out of there and make it a mini apartment.

Oh, my. That is the greatest idea in the entire world. Wouldn't that be cool? Seriously.

Like a studio apartment or something like that. And then what you do is sublease it or Airbnb it. What would Tim Fagan do if all of a sudden There's some random weird people Here's a family that's hanging out in the Airbnb

I want to, there's a lounge right across from it Again, nobody uses this floor I can do whatever I want And it's ours now, so what do you guys want We could put anything in it

I don't know, you know what, maybe we A slushy machine Don't we have a new client that's in West Michigan A slushy company or something like that

Sip Shine, Sip Shine does slushies Let's do it

Yes, yes. And they're booze slushies, too. I was just going to, oh, my God. A massage chair in the corner.

Yeah. You know what I want? I want, get, like, a cold brew or a coffee machine or a espresso machine.

A mirror with really good lighting around it.

Can we make it an espresso machine? Yeah.

What's that?

Well, everybody has Keurigs and I have an espresso, and I feel like I can't take my pods anywhere, so it would be nice if I could make coffee.

How about can we get like Kilwins from downstairs to give us like a freezer and we can put some ice cream up there like an ice cream?

Let's see why not. I want a pinball machine or an arcade machine too. You've always wanted that. Are you taking notes? I'm dead serious on this. This is why they can't give us nice things. Well, this is why they put me down in the corner where nobody's around because I can do whatever I want and I'm not going to bother anybody.

This is the best, man. I'm telling you, at first I thought, oh, my God, this is going to be us, like, joking and making fun of the fact that Mike got moved completely off the same floor and all this stuff. They gave you, like, a bougie opportunity here.

The morning show office we've had here for a decade is a closet with no ventilation and a leaky ceiling that has already exploded. A couple pipes exploded onto all the furniture several times.

Doesn't it look like the ceiling looks like somebody threw up upwards?

Yeah. And the couch has black mold, I think. And, yeah, it's kind of, it gets really hot. We can't actually sit in there because there's no heat.

And we're not, as we told you, we're not moving until September. Right. So we got that until September.

Well, but at least we have an office now. I was told we won't have a morning show office.

That's what we do. We'll move to Grand Rapids. We'll commute. Yeah. Or would Grand Rapids like to welcome the mojo on the morning show? We'll all relocate.

It makes – there's a lot of room in that office.

I've got, like, three friends that have already moved to Grand Rapids, like, in the last year. Three families that have moved out.

It's pretty close to Chicago.

Huh? There you go. And we're going to Airbnb it in the meantime.

Yeah. I had people – like, so Sales was here yesterday, and they're in and out throughout the week or whatever, but I had people come in and out, and they had people with them. And and I'm setting up the office and I'm grumbling because I'm like, man, they just isolated me and I'm butthurt at the time. And I know it, but I'm grumbling and they come in and they're like, oh, so you're you're going to be in this office now. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, I'm going to I'm telling them all these big plans I had for it. I'm like, I'm going to make it this and this. And I'm on the phone with my wife, too, because.

I'm grumbling and being butthurt, and she's talking me off a ledge, basically. And somebody walks in, and they go, oh, I love this for you, and then leaves. And my wife goes, that was so rude. Yeah. I love this for you? Is that rude? That's rude? Yes. That's sarcastic. I thought it was a nice thing. Like, oh, I love that for you. No. No. No.

It's like bless her heart in the South. Yeah. Yes.

Yeah, when someone says bless your heart, they don't mean bless your heart. They mean a few.

Wait, was that, was that their, you think their intention that they were trying to like, kind of give you a backwards like, or a backhanded compliment?

I didn't, I don't know. Maybe that, I didn't take it that way, but maybe that's just me being naive, you know? I always thought it was like, oh, and now I look back at all the times that people have said it to me. And I'm like, oh, that was mean. But I didn't think of it that way.

I just thought, oh, I love that for you. Oh, did they do it like this? Oh, I love this for you. Like, oh, the O tells you whether or not it's a big F you. how they stretch it out.

It was a little bit of a stretch. Which salesperson was it? I'm not going to say that. Come on, I know. I can tell you. Not the good ones.

Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30. All right, Shanna, what you got in this hour's dirty?

So she did it again, Britney Spears, deleting her Instagram account. So her fans got super concerned about her and thought she was in danger. And so a bunch of them started calling 911. and some of them were like live streaming themselves calling 911 on TikTok for whatever reason. But somebody from the sheriff's office said they can confirm they don't believe that Brittany isn't in any kind of harm or any kind of danger. They did go to her home out of an abundance of caution and either spoke to her or somebody who is there and said she's okay. She just doesn't want to be on Instagram right now.

A person I used to work in radio with is a 911 operator now. They actually do dispatch for 911 in one of the areas here. They tell me all the time about the craziest 911 calls that they get, like the stupid things that people will call for that they really don't need to call for. And I know that we're in the midst of the dirty, and obviously you can't call because we're doing a contest, but you should text us and tell us what is the dumb reason why you called 911 that turned out to be not an emergency.

Because once they get the call, they have to respond, right? The cops have to go and do a wellness check to make sure.

And the fact that it wasn't just one fan, but it was like a bunch of them that were calling up about Britney just because she stopped her Instagram. She deleted her Instagram.

I mean, like, I follow a lot of celebrities. I don't ever think I thought, oh, maybe I should send the cops to check on them. Like, you know, there's people that actually know her that are close to her that are probably also seeing those posts. I mean, I've seen Shannon post some motivational quotes back in the day, and I thought maybe I should do a wellness check on her. You probably should have. You know, I didn't send the cops.

Hey, don't call us. We'll call you. You can text us if you have a good story to 95500.

You did come over with wine one time. That's true.

One time. That was very helpful.

That was better than 91.

The wine-bulance came over.

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They can't find his wife.

Well, that's been, like, for a decade. For decades, yeah. More than a decade. I think the last time she was seen in public, and Megan, please correct me if I'm wrong because you're the Scientology expert, it was August of 2007. Yeah.

Yeah, it's crazy how this is going on. And I think it's a lot, it reminds me a lot of the FLDS, where everybody knew where Jeff Warren was, but they were all able to hide him for so long. It's just terrifying. And how many plaintiffs did you say was in this case? Three. Three? Yeah. Do you know how many hundreds, if not thousands of kids, I'm shocked that it's only three that are coming forward with this.

Well, perhaps this will open the door. Right, right, right, true. You know, and lay the groundwork for people to feel safe.

Has anybody called Tom Cruise to find out if Tom knows?

Well, you know he's genuinely like number two. in the church, right?

Tom Cruise's?

Yeah, that's not a joke.

To David.

Correct.

Yeah. A lot of people think that they're lovers.

Because of how much money and publicity he brings.

Yeah. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's daughter is heading to Hollywood. Northwest is joining the Paul Patrol. The Mighty Movie voice cast, along with Kristen Bell, James Marsden, Serena Williams, and her mama, Kim Kardashian, is a part of it as well. Paw Patrol The Mighty Movie is a sequel to the preschool favorite, Paw Patrol The Movie. Emily Ratajkowski and comedian Eric Andre are caught making out in Grand Cayman. They were sipping pina coladas, sitting side by side in lounge chairs that faced the ocean and just smooching all day long. And people who were there said it seemed like a very fun friends with benefits situation. They were drinking at the bar, chatting with everybody, buying everybody else drinks. Onlooker said they just seemed really happy and relaxed together. And a Breaking Bad super fan was at an event where Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul were making an appearance. Okay, stars of the show if you've never watched the show. And this guy was chit-chatting with Bryan and Aaron and said, my brother-in-law I love him to death but he's never watched the show can we make a video and send it to him but can you guys make fun of him for not ever having seen the show and they were

so cool about it and wanted to do it right away what you haven't watched the show seriously what are you into you haven't watched it they're into like kidding me what are you what the hell's wrong I'm just curious still watching what anime

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We got a bunch of these 911 calls, so we may have to add that to the topic list, and we'll grab some calls here coming up here next after people were calling 911 on Brittany because she left Instagram. And you've got to stick around for War of the Roses at 9 o'clock. A wife suspicious that her husband's cheating when he gets a bunch of texts while they were getting ready to go up north on a road trip. You'll hear the phone call we made to the husband. Coming up.

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Shannon just reported it in her Dirty, and maybe you recap it for us, that Britney Spears is okay. Everybody just understand that.

She's not on Instagram anymore. That's what started this.

Just because she doesn't want to be on Instagram does not mean that you should be calling 911.

Right. Yep. Police did go to her house after several fans called 911 because they were worried about her being in danger. But she's okay.

Isn't that amazing?

I don't know if they talked to her, if they talked to Sam, or if they talk to, you know, a member of her team, her household staff, but she is okay.

I will say this to you. That just shows you how much people care about her or are freaked out wondering what's going on.

Megan, can you imagine someone caring enough about you to call 911 to check on you?

Yeah, dumb. Yeah. Do you want to be dumb? Like if you don't answer the phone or show up for work and the police have to break down your door.

Who would sleep through seven people knocking at your front door and wake up with police officers inside of your bedroom?

All right, Mojo on the Morning Show. So who called 911, and it turned out to not be a good reason to call? Peter, are you an actual police officer calling us up, Peter? Yes, sir. How you doing? So you had to go on a call of somebody dialing those numbers up, huh? I sure did, and it's definitely one I've never seen before. What was it? so we got a call that

The lady said that a plane was flying over her house repeatedly, and she wanted us to check it out. But I couldn't quite figure out how to get my police car into the air to figure out what's going on.

So what did she think it was? Did she think that it was somebody, like, spying on her?

No. She said it was being loud, and she wanted it to stop flying over her house. But we're near Metro Airport. Oh, yeah, yeah.

Right. Yeah. That's a tough one.

So he called 911 and thought it was an emergency.

Peter, did you ever hear this story about when Spike called 911 because he thought somebody was breaking into his house?

It sounded like a gunshot, and I went downstairs to defend myself right as the cops were banging on the front door. It was a beer can exploded just sitting on my kitchen counter. Oh, my gosh. It was a defective seal or something exploded, but it sounded like an explosion, but I let the cops in because, you know, obviously once they're there, they've got to see what's going on. And there's all this beer dripping from the ceiling in the kitchen.

That's hilarious. All right, guys.

Thank you. Appreciate it. Thanks for serving, buddy. What's going on, Heather?

Hi.

How you doing? Did you call 911?

No, I am a victim. I'm like definitely afraid of mice. And I saw one go under my refrigerator. I was screaming bloody murder. Yeah. And my neighbor next door to me heard me and called 911. So I was sitting out on my porch Because I didn't want to go back inside And the cops rolled up

So they thought something really was going on In your place, like really bad going on

Yeah

Honestly, I would appreciate that so much That my neighbor cared

True, true I did see her lurking around outside To see what was going on Because we don't really know each other And so that made it even more worse

I want to know So with, you know, weed being illegal now and more and more people partaking, how many times have people just gotten paranoid and called 911? Has anybody ever done like a stoned call?

Oh, I'm sure that happens all the time. We've played those 911 calls, and they're hilarious. I wonder if any listeners have ever done it.

Remember the one in Dearborn? There was the really famous one in Dearborn of the person was like so stoned. It was like one of the more infamous ones. What's going on, Mojo in the Morning, Trevor?

hey good morning good morning what's happening i actually had a butt dial off my cell phone we were out to some friends house partying and shooting off firework and next thing you know i hear somebody on my cell phone and so i pick it up it's my ear and it was 9-1-1 um apparently it was butt dialed in my pocket it didn't fit any yeah they didn't send any uh patrol cars out or

anything though for that one no is it less so it i've done that before where it'll be in my purse or something and the way i'm holding my purse it'll hit that side button five times yes talking about and then it automatically makes the emergency call i think that that's happening

more and more these uh these days too with the new operating system they have uh lisa what's happening hi mordeaux how are you good what did you call 9-1-1-4 well they were doing construction

in our subdivision and when i got home at night i smelled this awful smell it was uh it was really bad and i called 9-1-1 and the fire department came out and they said ma'am uh we smelled the odor and he said that's a skunk oh my gosh i do not know that smell lisa well i'm not used to it I guess. Yeah. But I got a C-carbon monoxide detector.

Yeah. You know what, though? It's better safe than sorry, Lisa. Jen?

Hi. How are you?

This is actually a funny one. This would be me. What did you call 911 for? Or what did your mom call?

So it was my mother. She had come home late at night from working, and it was dark, and saw a figure in the corner of the hallway, ran across the street, called 911. they came with guns drawn clear in the house. Turns out it was only me who had actually put a life-size cutout of Brad Pitt from Legends of the Fall.

Oh my gosh.

No.

It was a cardboard cutout?

It was a cardboard cutout, a movie cardboard cutout from like one of the video stories.

Did they arrest him?

911, what's your emergency? Yeah, my wife got attacked by a warthog real bad and I need someone to come up with an ambulance and pick her up. Okay, sir. Can you give me your address? Yeah, we're at 1825 Eucalyptus Drive. Okay, could you spell that for me, sir? I'm going to drag her on over to Oak Street, and you can pick her up there.

All right, Mojo in the Morning Show. I want to ask a question, and I want you to be very honest with us, okay? Because I know that there's a lot of people that sometimes get a little embarrassed by some of the things that they're doing that maybe their family or friends don't know that they're doing. What does your OnlyFans pay for? However, if you're on OnlyFans, what is it paying for, or what are you saving for? Because I met a woman yesterday, and I don't know if I should say what she, well, I will, because it adds to it. For those in Toledo and Grand Rapids, you hear us talk about Chaldeans all the time. Matter of fact, Lydia is Chaldean. They're Iraqi Catholics. They're beautiful people. We love them so much. They're prominent in our area. I met a Chaldean girl who is selling booty pictures on OnlyFans, told me I could not say her name, and I won't, and she is trying to raise money to get her husband hair transplants or hair restoration.

Stop. Yes.

She is. By the way, I did not know how expensive that was. We were having a discussion about this. Did you know that hair restoration is like $12,000? Is it really? I knew it was expensive. She's halfway there with her booty pictures. Oh, my God. She's got like $6,000 in booty pictures.

Now, do people know it's her?

No, because it's just her booty.

It's literally just her booty, no face.

People ask for pictures and videos, and she'll send, like, videos, and she'll, I guess, I guess the more that she, like, this is kind of interesting, too. I did not know this. I am not on OnlyFans, and I know this is going to sound strange. I seem like somebody that should be on OnlyFans. I am not. I'm trying to cut back on my subscriptions these days So I pulled back Netflix, Hulu Oh that's right

So she's telling me that

She has a price You know like menu And the price menu is Still picture costs X amount of money Videos you get way more money for She says that she And if you want to request a song You can even request what song you want That will cost money What's the song?

Oh, she's dancing to the song?

Yeah, she'll do. Yes, that's not her, by the way. Yeah, no, she'll jiggle it. And I asked her, I said, can you show? And by the way, this is at Lulu's that this is happening at. So Lulu's is our restaurant that I go to.

Wait, did you ask her to show you her account?

I asked to see the video. First off, she and two of her friends were eating there. They had Greek salads and saganaki and stuff. And she showed me a video. There's a one video that she has. and it's a video to a Drake song that the guy wanted and it was basically that video that she sent got like $400 or something like that.

Wow, okay, so my question is, does her husband know that this is how she's making money for them to pay for his hair transplant?

Not necessarily. She also, she does, she is a, I always feel bad when I say this. I probably shouldn't even say that.

I was going to say, don't give out too much info. She has a job?

She has a job as an athlete. I can't say that. A what?

You're like me with jujitsu. Jujitsu.

An aesthetician. An esthetician? Well, no, she's actually an asthetician. No, stop, Robert. Aesthetician. Come on, that was good, wasn't it, Mike? I liked it. Mike, you're rubbing off on me. Boo. And by the way, that costs extra on OnlyFans. What does your OnlyFans pay for? When I see people that are doing OnlyFans, it's always school teachers. And that's why we don't pay school teachers now But did you see the school teacher that got busted For doing an OnlyFans in her classroom

Oh

She was in her classroom while the kids were in the other class Like it was one of those classes where they had The room where they do You know their desks and everything were And then they have like a lab room with all the computers And the other one she was in the computer lab room Oh what a dope Recording her OnlyFans David what's going on

Okay Mojo I was a buyer of an OnlyFans for a month and absolutely hated it.

Really?

What do you mean a buyer? Like you subscribed to OnlyFans?

Subscribed to some stuff, yeah. Okay. I'm not on it.

Uh-huh.

But they have their monthly subscriptions, and then they got the a la carte, and it's like, wow, this is way more money than free porn.

What does it cost for a monthly subscription? A la carte, I love that. It's a buffet. Like, how much is it?

Well, it could be anything from, like, $3 all the way up to $30, $40 a month, depending on the different person, you know, selling the subscription.

And what's the benefit or selling point to subscription? Aside from porn, is it because they can personalize it? They say your name or send you something that no one else sees?

I have the a la carte stuff.

I never dealt with. But, yeah, you can go in there and absolutely, you know, request stuff. And, of course, they got an extra fee because it's personalized. All right, here's what I want. To me, it just wasn't worth it.

So if Mojo likes seeing naked ladies but wearing a clown nose, you could pay somebody and they'll make their own private videos for you.

Absolutely, they'll make it. But, you know, they're going to, what, $30, $40 for a video.

That's pretty fair for an individual video.

Well, I mean, it's fair if you want the work put in. But what he's saying is, like, you start to feel stupid, probably, that you're spending all that money. Is it really worth it for the clown nose?

David, I want to play a game here, okay? Is it mojo? Is it worth it for the clown nose? It depends on where she's putting the clown nose.

He's paying. He's paying.

Question, all right? I want to play OnlyFans Price is Right with you. You tell us the type of picture, and then we have to guess how much it costs, and we'll see if we guess it right, okay? The type of picture? Yeah, the type of video. Tell us something that was an a la carte. Yeah, something that you asked them to do.

I didn't ask them to do anything.

I mean, we're not personally saying you did. We're just saying, like, we just want to get an idea, see if we are on point for the prices. Give us an idea of something that's a la carte, and we'll see if we can guess what it would cost. A la carte. You said nip it in the butt earlier, and I didn't tell you.

I was joking, by the way. He keeps saying a la carte.

Go ahead, David.

Dressing up like a clown.

Dressing up? So they actually did have one that was dressing up like a clown. That wasn't even a joke.

There's someone out there that'll, there's a fetish for everything.

How much, I'm going to say, if a woman dresses up like a clown, is she, she's not wearing like her top or something on there? I guess. Okay. If she's dressed up like a clown, not wearing her top, I'm going to say that. Clown makeup. Just clown makeup. I'm saying because she has to put the clown makeup on, she's getting at least a couple hundred dollars.

Oh, see, I think it's cheaper. I say $100.

Oh, I say $100.

That's a lot of work.

who is it who won oh it's probably probably 25 30 wow oh my god wow the video the videos go for

around 100 yeah well let's ask rebecca rebecca is on the line and she actually has an only found

stay on the phone with us david what's up rebecca tell us what is your only fans paying for

hi okay so my subscription is actually free i just have um people just pay for my pictures and I feel like you can make more money that way.

But I know that's what I'm asking. What are you saving money up for by sending people pictures on OnlyFans?

I've paid for my bills. I've bought my kids' stuff. I have a shopping problem.

Are your pictures topless, bottomless? Yeah. They are?

Yes. Yeah, all of the above.

How far? Wait, okay, so just a topless photo of you, Rebecca, on OnlyFans. How much do you charge?

Okay, so I'm a little cheap because, like I said, I try to get people to buy my pictures. But I would say a topless picture of me maybe anywhere from, like, $7 to $15.

Okay, wow, that is cheap. That is cheap. What about full-on nude? You, you know, showing off everything.

Oh, it's a little higher.

How much?

I would say anywhere between $15 to $30.

Okay.

And no face in them? my face is in them

wow that's amazing

has anybody in your life in your circle figured out that you do this or do you not care

um I don't care but I do cause I've actually sent my only fans to some people that I know and um yeah it just I use a fake name

Rebecca Dave's on the phone he wants to know if he can buy something from you what do you want to buy Dave

I'm not buying nothing on the a la carte. One picture, seven bucks. Two pictures, 14. Three pictures, 21. It adds up.

So you say save your money and get the monthly subscription.

But there's still a la carte on that. It's like unlocking video.

What about a video of you saying Dave's name sensually naked on your bed?

Oh, God. I'm going to have to do like $35, $40 for that one.

Oh, Dave, I would pay that. Dave, let me buy it for you. Let me pay for it for you. This is, you know what, this is like Cameo.

What's the company policy?

This is Cameo.

Tony's going to come running in in a second.

It's the same structure as Cameo.

All right, Rebecca, here's the question for you. After showing off your boobies and your, you know, vagina and all that stuff to these people and selling them, what have you bought for your kids because of it?

Anywhere from clothes to toys, you know, Christmas, that came in handy.

I mean, you got to do what you got to do.

Yeah, and bills, of course, you know. It's hard out here, right? Right, exactly.

How about a dozen eggs? You buy a dozen eggs?

I hear that's expensive.

Yeah, and kids are very expensive.

Yeah. Wow. That's amazing. All right. Thank you, Rebecca. It's very nice to have you on here. Where are you from? What town are you from?

Thank you. I'm in Toledo.

We didn't know. Come on, Megan. Come on. All right. How about this? A nude picture in front of the Jeep plant. Can you do that for us?

Oh, God. Like right now in the cold?

Yes.

No, poor girl.

What's the price?

I'll have to have somebody take that picture first.

Megan, yeah. Megan, after the show. I've got a ring light. I've got everything. But holding the KISS radio station logo sign.

So we have a mural at our building, an iHeartRadio logo mural. Can she take it in front of that?

Sure. Yeah. And then we'll have that DJ across the hall that took the picture of you. All right, Mojo of the Morning, you think that your spouse is cheating on you, text cheater to 95500 and we'll get you on war of the roses after war of the roses in just a matter of moments a chance for you to win a thousand dollars to pay your bills you don't have to go to only fans you just go to mojo in the morning catching cheaters and proud of it

it's your home for war of the roses on mojo in the morning kelly you think that your husband

is cheating on you yeah will you tell us the story about uh when you guys were just driving up north and in what happened with his phone so we were driving up like last week together and um

we haven't been talking since we had this massive fight so you guys have gone over a week without talking to each other yeah and what was the fight about we were on the road um and i asked him like to use his phone for GPS, and, yeah, his phone, like, kept blowing up when I plugged it in. Like, I could see these messages from this person named Taryn.

Do you know who that is?

I don't, but he immediately unplugged his phone, like, to, you know, make the messages go away.

Yeah, so that's what I was going to ask you. Did he seem reluctant to give you the phone, or was it, like...

Oh, yeah. Yeah. I mean, he shut it down fast, and that's, like, when I started questioning him.

And what did he say when you were questioning him?

Well, he was just like, that Taryn's a new hire at work. He's the one training her.

And so that's why she was constantly blowing up his phone?

Yeah. Okay, that's fine. But then why did he so quickly unplug the phone?

Right. Exactly. Did you read the messages between them? Did you say, hey, let me see your phone and I want to read it?

I didn't say that, but I asked to look at it, and he said no. And I didn't see the messages.

So you guys then continued to drive, and did this argument happen the entire time that you were on the road?

Yeah, it happened for a while, and then we just kind of went silent because clearly we weren't going to figure it out in that moment. We were both upset.

and then this argument then continued up there, so I'm sure that that had to make it for an awful weekend. Yeah. What's been going on since then, since you've been home? Have you noticed that she's still contacting him, or what's the story?

Well, I'm assuming so. But I could also be imagining that. I mean, any time I see him on his phone, I know he's getting messages. I can't see if it's her, though.

So you guys left it with each other that you are just upset with him. Do you think he knows that you're suspicious and that you think that he's a cheater?

Yeah, I would think he thinks that, or at least that I'm pissed and not trusting him right now.

All right, we're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses and find out if there's more to this, okay?

Yep.

We're hoping that the flowers go to Kelly.

hello hi i'm looking for david uh yeah hi david my name is nicole and i'm calling from a new online floral company called roses bloom.com with an offer for some free flowers if you have about 30 seconds to answer two really quick survey questions we're going to give you a dozen red roses that you can send to the person of the of your choice it's not going to cost you anything i'm not going to ask you

hold on hold on let me let me stop you there i'm really not interested thank you

i'm not selling anything it's just if you answer the two survey questions we'll send out the flowers to the person of you

choice and again we're just hoping that in the future when you order flowers you'll order from rosesbloom.com you'll be on the phone with me for less than a minute when it's all said and done okay have you purchased flowers in the last six months david no okay do you plan on purchasing flowers in the next six months no not a flower guy not really okay okay as a thank you for participating in that survey, rosesbloom.com is now going to provide you with a dozen long-stemmed red roses. And so I just need to get some info from you, starting with a first and a last name of who you want to send these to. Karen. Okay. And that's T-A-R-E-N, T-A-R-Y-N. How do you spell it?

T-A-R-Y-N.

Okay.

And before I get Taryn's phone number from you, we can also include a card with the flowers. And what did you want the message on the card to say?

Just put my name.

Okay, so just David or love David from David, does it matter?

Just put my name.

Okay. And David, I'm actually going to start a profile for you because, again, hopefully you'll use this in the future. And so I have Taryn on here. And what is her relationship to you?

She's the person I want to send flowers to right now.

Okay, is she a family member, a friend, a partner? That's just what I'm looking for. I just have to check it off on the box.

I mean, check off what you want. I'm not a flowers guy. I'm not going to be sending her flowers just because you gave me free flowers, honestly. I don't think you even need to create a profile. I'm really not planning on using the service.

Okay. All right. I do have to let you know that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that?

Yeah, sure.

Great.

And, David, I'm going to jump on and get the phone number, okay? So can I get the phone number and I'll finish this off for us? uh hello yeah i'm i'm i we are both from the same company i just need to get a phone number of taryn so we can send the flowers to her great and uh we will send those flowers off but i do need to inform you of one last thing before I let you go off the phone that while you've been on with us and you've been sending the flowers to Taryn, your wife Kelly has been listening in and just heard every word that you just said.

Yeah.

David, this is the Mojo in the Morning show and your wife Kelly called us up to do War of the Roses and just heard you send flowers to another woman.

I feel really stupid right now.

David, your wife wants to know more details about who this is. I hung up the phone.

I don't know what more information we can need than that.

We have her phone number. We can try to get a hold of her. And we'll get him back on the phone, too. Kelly, you want a second to think about this?

I'm really overwhelmed.

Okay.

What do you guys think I should do?

I think you should take a second, and we'll talk to you some more, okay?

Okay.

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He's bumping our phone call.

Has he reached out to you?

no we uh have tried to call also that number that he gave for taryn and it just goes to a female's voicemail it's probably her well it definitely sounds She sounds it doesn't say her name or anything like that, but it does say something that's too identifiable to air on on our show. So that's why I'm not going to air it. But I want you to get a chance to kind of like gather your thoughts and talk to us. But we'll figure out exactly how we can get him back on the phone to get some answers and then also give you an opportunity to talk to him.

Yeah, I'm just like, I feel like my world just is over, so I don't know what to say.

We're going to be here for you, so hang on the phone, okay?

Okay.

I always hate situations where you're married, kids, involved, and stuff. That always just, I don't know. I mean, all cheating situations make me sad, but this one is a tough one. Um, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548, you can comment on this. Also, I thought, because it's so common, it's actually one of the most common ways that people meet somebody and then end up having infidelity, it's through work. Have you ever been suspicious of your partner, significant other, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend's co-worker? Not just them, but the co-worker. Is there a specific co-worker? that you were suspicious of, and that made you then find out that they were fooling around with each other. Call us, 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Abby, hello, it's Mojo in the morning. You just wanted to make a comment. What's going on?

That guy sounds like an all-around douchebag to everybody. Douchebag! Oh, my gosh. Yeah.

Yeah. I mean, the way that he was with just talking about sending the flowers and stuff like that kind of gave me those vibes right off the bat, you know?

Yeah, and caught in chanting off to like, why? Just let her talk for a second. It's not a big deal.

The one thing that I thought was interesting is that these guys had this happen to them this past weekend and have not had much communication with each other. How do you live in a house that I've been in situations where Chelsea and I have gone, you know, through, you know, weeks of having major problems? I mean, months of major problems where we just wouldn't talk to each other or be very quick. Just talk about the kids. how about a car ride i mean for goodness sakes could you imagine that like i don't know how we're you know they actually were going up north i didn't ask that question but you know how a car ride in itself is just draining the fact that you're in the car ride you get these text messages coming through you don't have any explanation then all of a sudden you go silent

and that would eat away at me as well like to rip it out of the you know the the car or whatever and not have any other explanation than it's a new hire, somebody that I work with. Okay, then just, you know, nip it in the butt and show her the text messages just to ease her mind a little bit.

Hey, Jen, what's happening?

Hi, how are you?

Good. What's going on? Where are the roses?

Yes, I just wanted to make a comment. I just heard this, and I know how she feels about her world being turned upside down. And I just went through the same thing, 18 years of marriage, to find out that my husband was cheating with somebody he was working with.

Really? Were you suspicious before you found out about this, or did it just hit you over the head like a ton of bricks?

I was suspicious because he kept saying after work, saying this woman had a stalker, and he was trying to protect her from the stalker. And, you know, he was just spending a lot of time, extra time after work.

I don't know. Is he in security, and that's what he does for a living, or no?

Yeah, apparently. Well, I mean, he was in the Marine Corps for 23 years.

I know, but exactly. Okay, then you know what? You've got a co-worker that's got a stalker. Then maybe the people at the company should figure that out, not a married man hanging out late with some woman at work.

It flipped my world upside down, me and my three kids.

What kind of work did they do? You don't name the company, but what kind of work?

Car sales.

Oh, by the way, I'm going to say this. I've got a lot of car dealer friends. They're going to get mad at me for saying this. Here comes the broad statement.

Do not make a blanket statement right now.

No, no, no. I'm going to say that there's a lot of infidelity that goes on at car dealerships. And I will tell you this. Back when I lived in Arizona, I had a very good friend of mine who got busted cheating on his wife. When his wife pulled into the car dealership and looked through, you know how dealerships have, like, it's all glass, and then they've got a showroom, and then you could see the office.

offices in the back, looked through and saw the female sales rep and him fooling around at like 10 o'clock at night when the dealership closed at like 8 or 9.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, it's crazy. What's going on, Brooke? How you doing?

Good. How are you?

Good. War of the Roses. We're talking about suspicion that a co-worker is cheating with your person. You're significant.

Oh, yeah. you caught your boyfriend cheating yeah that was my child's father i was actually six months pregnant and i had suspicion um just when i would talk to her she would ask me about my relationship a lot and it was kind of weird and then i told her how he mentioned that after this one he wanted to try for another one and i could just tell by the way she acted it was really weird and then shortly after that another co-worker of ours had told me that he's seen my child's father and her going to lunch a lot so then i confronted him i went and actually snuck myself and watched them walk out together and so when i confronted him he admitted that he had been seeing her for a while and she would actually come over to our apartment while i was sleeping and they would be sitting outside in the car together oh my gosh and did i misunderstand who you guys worked together as well yeah we all worked together and yeah very closely too i was a department manager and she was under me. Oh, no.

Wow.

Come on, Mike. You got to say the joke. Go ahead. Can Mike say a joke? Sure. You weren't paying attention, Mike. Mike would have... Yeah, yeah.

No, it's the best way to get...

No, well, no. She was under you and under him. Is that what you wanted to say? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That's what he was going to say. Yeah. I was waiting for you, Mike, on that one. I'm like, you can jump in and say it, but you had sometimes jokes...

I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. The joke was meant there, though.

I don't know what they're going to do there. Are you okay, Brooke, that that joke was in that position, or should we have waited one phone call and then come back with that?

No, you're definitely fine. It's been here, so. Okay. Thank you for the call.

Sam?

So for me, I've never had an issue where I actually had infidelity towards me, but I work for a very large shipping company, and my coworkers use the term work wife and work husband, And they tend to have rampant infidelity And they do not hide it at all So I just wanted to throw that in there

That work wife, work husband thing is meant for It's the person that you just spend a lot of time with Not that you're supposed to be fooling around with But in whatever occupation that was going on there They were fooling around

Oh yeah, all the time And they do not hide it I'm like, girl, that is not the guy in your Facebook picture

Oh yeah, that's the problem is you get some of these places where the culture breeds more misbehaving because people are cool with it and they say, oh, everybody allows it here and doesn't talk about it. So then other people might jump in that, you know, otherwise would have kept their business quiet.

What's up, Ruby?

Good morning. So this was, he took me on a birthday trip. This was for my 21st birthday. And on the last day of the trip, I noticed he was getting messages at night. So the last day on our trip, that day when we got back home to Detroit, I was supposed to spend the night with him because that was actually the day of my birthday. And so I asked him, I'm like, oh, well, who are you texting? Because his phone kept going off, like, ding, one after the other. I'm like, who could possibly be blowing his phone up on a trip, right? Like, we're supposed to be enjoying each other's time. And he told me, he was like, oh, well, you can't come over anymore tonight because I have to work with my supervisor. He was trying to say that he has to go back to work with his partner. And when he went into the shower, I put the number into my phone. I put it into my WhatsApp, into Cash App, and it all popped up under the name of Aaron. And then I texted the number from my phone, and she responded. I was like, who are you and why are you texting my man? Is this really Brandon's partner at work?

Oh, wow. And what was her response?

No response at all. Blocked completely. And then I hear a gig on his phone, and he's still in the shower at this point. The response on his phone was, yo, you got a girlfriend, and you've been texting me this whole time. Oh, my God. Oh, so she didn't even know.

Wow.

He had no idea. Wow. He was trying to disguise it as he picked up overtime the day we get back home from our trip. Wow. And it's my birthday. Oh, my God. I got cheated on my birthday, guys. Oh, you got a gift.

You got the notice to let him go.

Hey, how long of a shower does this guy take?

Oh, my gosh. He is your typical A-list narcissist who has to be groomed. You say he's a bride every morning.

It's like an hour in the back of every day.

Well, we're happy that you're doing better, okay? It sounds like you're doing better.

Guys, if I call the ladies, put that number in the cash app and then watch that. It'll pop up, I promise.

That is a really smart idea. I commend you for that.

Take care of yourself.

Venmo cash app. Yeah, Venmo. Oh, yeah, Venmo would do it.

Appreciate you so much. Out of that whole call, the whole thing you took out of it was, how long does he take a shower? Don't miss this in Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30 in minutes.

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It was breaking dirty earlier this morning. King Charles evicted his own brother, Prince Andrew, from Buckingham Palace. The scandal-scarred royal who was famously stripped of his royal and military honors by the queen, the late queen after all of the Epstein stuff. Wouldn't that be interesting?

Just to see that, to watch that?

I don't know how that happens. Like, is it like a formal card that's delivered on a pillow? Hear ye, hear ye. What is it?

Oh, I'd love to see the belongings thrown over the balcony right into the lawn.

But truly, he has been told to find a new place to live, ASAP. And palace sources say, Andrew, I mean, they said there's no longer any place for you at Buckingham Palace. Do you think he goes to apartments.com? No, I think he goes to a royal property not in Buckingham Palace.

Oh, yeah, yeah. By horse.

TikTok has been calling out Luke Bryan for the way that he introduced fellow country singer Dustin Lynch at a concert in Mexico over the weekend. I'm going to play it for you.

No one has drank more liquor. No one has vomited more. No one has taken more drugs. No one has taken more IVs. No one has passed more STD tests than this next year. My God. He does not have diseases.

Give it up for Dustin Lynch.

Oh, my God. I want that as a show open for us.

People were like, uh. That's got to be our show open. By the way, it didn't seem like Dustin Lynch had any issue with it because he got on stage and, like, didn't say anything, did his show. But people online, people on TikTok specifically just said it was really distasteful.

Oh, come on.

It's funny.

Yeah.

Did I say Luke Bryan?

Yeah.

Was that Luke Bryan or Luke Combs? No, that's myself a lot confused. That's Luke Bryan, isn't it, or no? That is Luke Bryan. Okay, for a second, I scared myself that I was talking about that.

But if Dustin Lynch isn't complaining, then shut your pie hole. Don't worry about it. Maybe they're best friends. Maybe there's an inside joke there. Who knows?

You know what's amazing is it's always the people who are not fans of the person that get offended by it. Exactly. Do you know what I mean? Exactly.

Oh, I was assuming they were huge Dustin Lynch fans if they're defending him like that.

See, I think it's the opposite. I think that their fans are probably similar, and I think that what ends up happening is This is what happens with woke culture, is that these guys get, like, I'm offended. I can't believe that they would do it. And then it takes one post, and then the problem is blogs and then us, we read it and go, oh, look at this. What's going on? And then we continue it. But I don't know. It drives me crazy.

Okay, talk about crazy. This is a crazy story. The mom of one of the four students who was so tragically murdered in Idaho just revealed that she was abandoned by her lawyer. And guess who her former lawyer is now representing? Who? Her daughter's accused killer. Oh, my God. Wait, he can jump to the other team? Kara Northington's daughter, Zaina, was one of the four who was killed in November. Obviously, we all know this story. On December 30th, police arrested a guy by the name of Brian Koberger. Well, at the time, Kara, again, mom of one of the girls, was being represented for various drug charges by a public defender by the name of Ann Taylor. She is the chief public defender, in fact, for the county in which she lived. Well, on January 5th, the day that Brian Koberger appeared before a judge in Idaho, this attorney dropped Kara without telling her to hop over to represent Brian Koberger.

Wow.

It's just now Kara has long battled eviction.

I don't know anything about the law, but if you've already had conversations with one party.

And she only found out that her attorney was representing her daughter's accused killer when a friend of hers saw it on social media and told her.

I've always wondered, like these defense attorneys, and I know that we need it. That's the justice system, right? Innocent until proven guilty. Could you imagine having to represent somebody that you know for a fact is definitely, you know, part of this whole deal and guilty and all this stuff?

Well, for him to jump ship, it tells me he must think there's a benefit to the publicity. It's female.

She's a female, yeah.

The publicity or something. That's it.

They want to do interviews on TV and all that stuff.

Yeah, yeah. It is Jim Tan Laundry, baby, Mike the Situation, Sorrentino, and his wife Lauren welcomed a baby girl into their lives this week. The Jersey Shore Family Vacation Stars name their daughter Mia Bella Elizabeth Sorrentino. And former Bridgerton star Regé Jean Page is apparently the most handsome man in the world. He's very handsome. A cosmetic surgeon has found that the Bridgerton star's face is 93.65% perfect in terms of that golden ratio. It's a concept that measures the symmetry of a person's face and then determines their apparent attractiveness. Other guys on the list who follow close behind Regé-Jean include Chris Hemsworth, Michael B. Jordan, Harry Styles, Megan, came in fourth. And British soccer player Jude Bellingham came in at number five. Yeah. I agree. All very handsome men.

I think you're going to have to examine them in person to make a decision.

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All right, it is time now for a phone scam on the Mojo in the Morning show. Callie is an, I'm doing the air quotes, influencer. And she's easy to fool, so we're going to phone scam her. Callie's last name is the same as a major beauty brand. And Spike is going to call her and tell her that Instagram is removing her username and canceling her account. It's a Mojo in the Morning phone scam.

We will, we will scam you. Sorry, it's a catchy song. It's your home of phone scams. Mojo in the Morning.

Hello? Ulta. What's up? Huh? You called me. Who is this? Yeah, hi. Is this Callie Ulta? Yep, this is she.

My name is Eugene Shuler, and I'm the lead of customer relations for Instagram, and I'm calling about your account. I apologize for calling you blindly, but if I can just confirm with you your date of birth to make sure I am speaking to Callie.

I'm so confused. So you're saying you're from Instagram?

This is actually Instagram calling you. I'm from the head of customer relations. I have Callie Ulta, and your, let's see, your date of birth is June 18th, 2000. Your email address is Ulta at gmail.com. Is that correct?

Yeah, that's me. What are you calling for?

Well, I'm calling about your account. You've heard of Ulta, the cosmetics company?

Yeah.

Yeah. So then I assume you named your Instagram account at Ulta to cause a little confusion and get a little more traffic from people searching for the official brand accounts?

No. My last name is Ulta.

Your what? Your last name is Ulta? Yeah. Do you have documentation to prove that's your real last name?

Yeah, of course. I have my birth certificate.

We might require that additional documentation. But we're in the business of making people happy here in customer relations, and that's why I'm calling you to see if we can come to an agreement where all parties are satisfied. We are going to have to repossess your Alta Instagram account. What? So we need to give you a different address. You can remain on Instagram, but we need to change the name.

No. No, you can't do that. I mean, my handle is my brand. That's what people know me as. Well, it's a brand.

It's not your brand.

It is my brand, yes. That's what people know me as. That's how people find me. Okay, I have other social media accounts that have the same name, so I'm not giving it up.

I don't understand what you think you're entitled to. I mean, you're using our platform.

Are you serious? I'm a content creator. I make you guys so much money. I'm a content creator. I have a fan name.

That's not a thing.

I have over 80,000 followers.

What do you create? selfies no well Ulta Beauty is a brand just I want to give you a little education here on business Ulta Beauty has almost 1400 beautifully appointed stores across all 50 states with 80 billion dollars in annual net sales you sold a few bottles of vegan organic face cream but what I'm trying to do is make you happy here and come up with another username that you could use because we have to give Ulta you know they've offered a sizable amount of money for the account name there's

nothing you could give me that will change my mind oh my goodness okay well see you don't have

to agree this is kind of funny that you think you get to say no but we make the final call see i think you might have misunderstood when i said i'm calling from instagram we are instagram you're the user and in the terms and conditions it states that we could basically use your account for whatever we want wow we're gonna have to repossess at no you're not going to maybe you don't understand what you're dealing with here hang on and i'm just going to tell lisa lisa go ahead and remove it yeah see in the next hour you're going to notice we're taking away your blue check mark verification

no you can't do that you i swear to god i tried to work with you but your account doesn't meet expectations it's my last name there are a bunch of people that have ulta as their first name and last name this is i bring you guys engagement and viewers oh my goodness yes yes you give us

something that a beauty brand across all 50 states could never give us you're an ass you don't know what you're doing okay well i do know what i'm doing i'm doing a phone scam uh this is actually spike callie from mojo in the morning and you've just been the victim of a phone scam oh my god

a heart attack oh my god um you know what tiktok is better anyway

We will, we will scam you You're home with the phone scams

Hi baby, can I ask you a question?

This is Mojo in the Morning Cammie is a winner Congratulations to you, Cammie

Oh my god, are you serious?

Absolutely Going to see the Wings take on the Edmonton Oilers It's February the 7th, College Night. We'll salute Lawrence Tech. Congrats.

No way. Thank you so much.

You are so welcome. What are you doing today?

I'm going to work. I'm going to tell my best friend that we're going to see the Red Wings again. I love it.

I love it. Thank you so much. Hang on the phone. We'll get your information from you, okay?

Okay, thank you.

All right. Have the best day at work ever. how'd you do the morning show uh remind me that uh i need to bring lydia in here lydia just got back from a a trip with her mom they went to vegas but oh my god it looks so fun lydia had a crazy experience with tsa so we'll have to talk about that coming up here in just a a matter of moments We have free money to give away, $1,000 for you to win, coming up here in just a few. And is there any chance that we can get Blake, PZ, and Jay, the plow guys, back on with us before the end of the show? I must be able to say hi to those guys one more time before they leave. So, Blake, if you're listening, you'll have to call us up. All right, it is Mojo on the morning show. Shannon, so your sister went to that secret marshals. Is it not so secret now that you talked about it? think i did give the location was the secret was it that they have a really big selection or that

they have sales that other marshals don't know it's just a really really good marshals and if you're as obsessed with marshals home goods tj's as i am like when you find a good one you find a good one and this is one that i feel like it has just been untapped forever um it's double the size it's they have really really good stuff so really so they have they have different stuff than other

They're Marshalls, dude, because the size is so nice. Yes. Okay.

Yeah, like I get Zara stuff there, Yeti stuff there, like good stuff, yeah. You're kidding. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Why are you keeping it secret? Because I don't want everybody to go there. Oh, okay. Anyway, well, my sister knows where it is. So her and her best friend were there yesterday, and I stopped by to see my nieces last night. So she was telling me this story, and I thought it was so funny because, I mean, we've all had like idiot moments in public where your face turns totally red, and you're praying that nobody else sees you. But her and her friend were at the secret marshals, as I call it, just reading the store because they had so many good things. And my two-year-old niece, Stella, was sitting in the car. And so they checked out. And my sister said their cart was piled with all of their bags and stuff. And they go to push the cart out of the store into the parking lot. And it wouldn't budge. It was stuck. So they tried, like, you know, looking at the wheels and figuring out, like, is one of the wheels stuck in the tile of the floor? Well, that wasn't it.

I get a cart that's like that.

A bad cart. You get one bad wheel and your whole shopping experience is blown. Well, it wasn't that. So then they both tried lifting the cart up. Again, my niece and all their stuff is in it. That wouldn't work. They tried giving it big pushes. Nope, still stuck. They tried getting a running start to push it out the door. Like the kids do in Harry Potter to get to platform nine and three quarters. My sister's like, at this point, we've been trying to get the darn cart out to the parking lot for a good five, six, seven minutes. To no avail, finally, an employee comes up to them, and he is dying laughing, and he's like, ladies, there is a magnet that prevents the carts from leaving the store. Oh, my gosh. My sister's like, ugh.

How do they expect you to get your stuff to the parking lot?

You gotta carry it.

Oh, because they don't want to have somebody have to retrieve the carts.

Right, right. What?

Oh, I hate that.

I don't know, but.

I hate that.

My sister's like, I've never seen that before. So she's like, we looked like the two biggest idiots in the store.

I hate that. So I golfed in a couple of golf courses where they do this, where they have the carts won't go to certain areas. You know, they don't want you driving your golf cart like up on the green. Yeah.

Who would take a golf cart out of the golf course?

Well, or taking it completely off the golf course and putting it on I-75.

Okay, I might have done that.

So, they'll have it so it stops at a certain area. The problem, though, is it will stop, and it won't go forward anymore for you to even turn around. You have to either reverse it or push it. So, I've had that happen before. Actually, I went golfing with Paul Corvino, our old boss. We talked about him earlier this morning. God rest his soul. He's now in Dallas. Oh, I was like, wait. No, he didn't die. His career just died. He's in Dallas now working for iHeart, not for Detroit. But Paul Corvino drove the golf cart on the green. The problem was he's completely out of it sometimes and doesn't know what he's doing and just starts driving. But that's why they have that. They have that on golf carts. The idea of having that on carts at stores.

Is it a theft prevention thing? Is it they don't want people taking the carts out to the parking lot and leaving them there? I don't know.

No, I think that, honestly, I think they do it for their own not having to go out and retrieve their carts. It's probably, they don't, you know, you know what I mean? Like how grocery stores do. You know what they need to come up with? Somebody, you'll be genius if you do this. Why doesn't Kroger and, you know, Meyer and, you know, Trader Joe's and all those guys, why doesn't somebody come up with an autonomous cart? A cart that just follows you around So you don't even have to push it It just follows you around And then you can tell the cart Guys, this is the time we have cars that drive themselves Go, go back over there You know, you tell the cart where to go And then you don't have carts hitting cars and things We've shopped in the airport Just an idea

In LA, they had that store where you don't even check out You just walk around the store, grab what you want, and leave

The Whole Foods that does that?

Yeah, well, it was in the airport It was like a little gift shop and snack. You can get your, you know, your bottle of water, your snacks, your chips, your magazine, whatever you want.

Did it feel weird?

Yeah, but it just knows it has all these cameras in the ceiling and they record what you touch, what you pick up and what you're walking out the gates with. And then it just automatically charges your card. How do they know? Oh, you have to swipe your card ahead of time or something?

You wave your credit card over the sensor to get in the store, and then it just attaches itself to your body somehow. It knows that credit card goes with this human.

I don't know if I love that or I hate that.

The lady said it's incredibly accurate.

Chelsea would never let me go in there and do that because, you know why? Because whenever we fly at the airport, you have to put your credit card in there, and then when you're leaving, you put your credit card back in and it charges your credit card.

I only have two credit cards and I'm like

I always forget which of the two cards I've used Is it my debit card or is it my credit card?

I can't remember

I'm all thrown off by that whole thing

I'll help you next time you're at the airport call me and give me your credit card number and I'll remember for you

They have the whole there is that whole food concept I thought that they were going to stop it because I thought they found there was too much theft I don't know how there could be theft

because Because it knows what you're carrying and what you put back on the shelf.

No, because I think Whole Foods is different. It's not that you swipe the card at the beginning. It's basically that you just show it to the camera, and the camera picks it up. But a lot of times people were hiding it to the camera or something.

I thought Whole Foods was using your Amazon account.

Yeah, that's what it does here. Which the store could do. I could have done that as well in the airport because it was run by the scene.

But couldn't you steal some stuff? Couldn't you hide it from there?

I thought it was based off of when you lifted it off the shelf. it was considered in your cart so you couldn't really steal anything but the computer program could miss what you were picking up and i know at the beginning they said it was worth the few losses that they had for more people to give it a shot and get hooked on it but i don't know how that was going to work like long term they're saving so much money because they have zero

employees checking out but it's not a camera that's like looking visually for your item so you can't hide it from the camera it's like a sensor that's built into all the products what

What about what I do, and this is my thing going to any store, and I always go to Kroger because I love them so much, but I've gotten burned too much by bad apples. A few bad apples kind of ruin it for everybody. So now when I go into the store, is it bad that I actually will bite into the apples and eat one of the apples before I decide if I'm going to choose the apple?

Wait, but you have to pay for that apple. Do you pay for it?

No. Well, I figure I'm going to buy about five or six of them, so they're going to get me to buy five or six to get rid of one.

That's not the same as trying a grape. That is straight up stealing.

Why is it not the same as trying a grape? They never watched Aladdin.

They can't sell the apple if you take a bite out of it.

I don't remember that in Aladdin. What was the Aladdin one? She took the apple and he was going to cut his hand off or whatever. Oh, okay. That's stealing. That's what I'm getting at. Chelsea actually makes-

But you don't bring the core up with you and say, I also ate one if you buy them?

No, I'll just throw it in the garbage. I've never had anybody say anything to me. Nobody's ever said anything. You take one

You really don't understand the concept

Can I explain something to you though I've been into apples that have been horrible And I've just thrown them away because they're awful

If they're mushy when I get them I hate it

And I tell the produce guy that's there And I'll say to him I'll go listen This apple should not be sold And the guy's actually appreciative Like he'll tell me oh what's the matter with it And I'll show him the thing

Well I was having my lunch in your produce section