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let me take y'all back to the beginning this is it all right are you ready you're listening to mojo in the morning. You're a doo-doo

heck.

It's showtime! We'll be right back.

good morning and welcome to the mojo in the morning show war of the roses happening this morning and she thinks that her best friend's boyfriend is cheating on her actually She said she saw it with her own eyes. And this morning on the Mojo in the Morning show, she wants to put him to the test and see where he sends a dozen furry roses. Is this a good friend or is this somebody that's putting her nose in somebody else's business? We're going to find out this morning at 7.40. We've got Jingle Ball tickets on the way. Sold out Jelly Roll tickets. We'll have those for you in just seconds. Okay, so after we start off the morning with our opening monologue today, and then we have

the 5 of 6.55 and Taylor Swift tickets. I don't know if there's anybody that wants to go see Taylor Swift tickets. Yes. Those are coming.

I haven't heard anything about that tour, though.

I think this is it.

By the way, thank God, huh? You got Indianapolis, and then I think she's in Toronto, and then I think it's kaputs. We're done. All right. Today might be an interesting day. Today may be the very first time I have ever done this, and that is I might for the very first time use my pumpkin-spiced dude wipes.

Yes! Your dumppins. They're dumppins spiced.

I think you got me in the face. Oh, yeah. That was the real pumpkin spice. God bless you.

They're not pumpkin spice. What are they? Dumpkin spice. Dumpkin spice.

Do they really smell like that?

I don't know. I didn't open it. They smell good. Yeah, they do.

Shannon bought Kev and Zach and I pumpkin spice dude wipes or dumpkin spice.

Pooped my pants.

Yes. Shannon pooped her pants.

I have a story to tell you in a second.

Oh, really? Did you? Okay.

All right. You need the wipes? Smell my butt. Smell my butt.

But actually, after I get done using these pumpkin spice dude wipes, Shannon, you can smell and see if they have a nice smell. The dude wipes.

Yeah, I was going to say, clarify.

Actually, it will be so apparent because I use so many dude wipes when I do go to the potty, but what do you mean you have a story to tell? What do you have?

Okay, so we were carving pumpkins, we being Wes and myself and our little kids, Lucy and Smith. and my allergies you guys look look at my eyes this morning i can't even open my eyelids all the way they're so so bad for once i wasn't crying this is true allergies coming in here and um so we're carving pumpkins and i sneezed i'm like i sneeze like kev just did i sneezed real hard i peed my pants so bad and i thought we were past this but apparently we are not I peed my pants so bad It wasn't just like a little I had to go upstairs and take a shower And put on new underwear and pants I am 41 Years old I really didn't poop I would admit that to you But it was It was like All the pee that I could have peed in the toilet Came out

I don't think it's any secret when my catchphrase is F them babies that I have not really Ever wanted children and part of that is because I was like, I'm going to be better than everybody else. I'm going to be able to jump on a trampoline until I'm in my 40s and yada, yada, yada. No, turns out you don't have to have kids to just lose the function in your bladder. I'm just getting older and I'm losing it. And there's not even like, I brought life into the world. Aren't I amazing? I just pee myself because I'm old.

I mean, I did that treatment for that long time to not have this issue anymore. And I don't know if this was such a hearty sneeze that it just went past that or if I need to go in for a little tune-up.

There is something to it, though, like getting old and like... I used to be able to, like, pee once and then, like, I'd be good for, like, half the day. Yes. Or something like that. I went to the movies yesterday, had to get up and pee during the film, which I never do because who wants to miss a part of the movie? Literally 30 minutes after I peed, I find myself having to use it again.

You broke the seal. You can't break the seal You can't go once You go once You gotta go a bunch of times Once that seal is broken The seal has nothing to do with pee And everything to do with my age That's the seal I've broken

You know how I knew I was getting old When you have to think about Like I gotta go pee Before I go to sleep Before You would be younger You're like I'll have to pee I'm gonna go to bed And now it's like Doesn't matter if you have to Or not Empty the tank

Yesterday during our Meeting that we had I got all excited I laughed

Oh, my God.

I laughed, and a fart came out.

And then you started. That was my face, dude. Yeah.

Zach got it right in his face.

Oh, my God. I think it was. And you started giggling like Anderson Cooper afterwards. Like, your face was so red, you didn't stop laughing.

By the way, has anybody ever had. Okay, if you've experienced any of this, will you share with all of us the moment that you accidentally either peed, pooped, or farted, you know, at moments? And there's nothing worse, if anybody has done the duty, the number two, could you imagine you lose control during a laughter and there comes one? 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. You are so true that this does happen to you when you give birth to a baby. That is the, I guess, what the after effects of having a child or what would it be?

Worse it, but very humbling.

Yeah. It's more like when ladies doodle on theyself when they're giving birth? No, no, no, no, the pee in the part that they lose control of their...

Kev, both. Both.

Wait, you pooped yourself too with...

With Lucy? Yeah.

Oh my God.

Really? What's up, Sarah? Hi. What's going on?

Hi.

Are you using the right name, or are you calling in with a different name? Did you give us an alias? I did. Well, Lydia, do you with me? Okay. All right. No, I understand that. This is one of those ones where if you don't want to be called by your name, you can use your initial, too. Hi, alias, Sarah. What's up?

uh no i just i'm 33 and i it happens to me all the time like more than i would like to admit so the girls i understand okay do you have kids i only have one well i gave birth to one kid okay yeah so like it was happy it was happening before the kid and then throw the kid in there and it's

much worse and we're talking just pee pee yep okay yeah so it has never come out of any other but uh you know you've never had the number two or a or a fart or anything like that come out it's just it's just the losing control of what is it i remember you used to do the commercials

uh for that oh emcella which honest to goodness is amazing but i haven't gone back to do they call it a tune-up i haven't gone back you're supposed to do that once a year it's probably i probably skipped it for two years i am in major need that little sticker with my mileage on it is

very overdue jay what's up how you doing i'm good i'm a long-time listener first time Hey there, James on the phone. Good morning.

How you doing?

So that pee thing, it's been happening for 30 years. Yeah. But what really was new to me, when I met my husband, I was sitting on the couch watching TV with my kids, and I had to fart. And I thought, I'll get up, sneak into the bathroom, and nobody will know. I didn't get five feet, and my body just sang this epic song of betrayal. I didn't even know it was possible. All I could do was stand there.

Isn't it the worst when you're pulling yourself off of the couch, and as you pull yourself off of the couch, that's when it goes off by accident, right?

I got that far, but then I took like three steps, and then just let loose, and it was long and loud. In Michigan.

Yeah, that is kind of annoying. I've had that numerous times. And then, by the way, after you do it, you go, ooh. What's up, Jade?

Hi, good morning. Morning. So same thing happened to me about a month ago. I got into a giggling match with my boyfriend in bed and just could not stop pissing myself. I was so embarrassed. Running to the bathroom, still laughing, still peeing. daughter coming up the stairs screaming at us about being children um also first time long

time hey there you know what it's like it's like a fountain and you know in the center of uh town you know what i mean like a water fountain just going off yeah that's great by the way you're you know that's when you actually make somebody feel good about the joke that they just told you when you pee yourself because it's such a good joke that's the ultimate compliment i hope that We've made people pee themselves in the past. If we've made you do any other things, we would love to hear that, too. That would be fun. That would be a great. Hi, this is Jay from Sterling Heights. And Mojo in the Morning makes me poop myself. What's up, Noah? Hi.

Hey, so this is when I was a teenager. Of course it was. It was. Me and my buddies were riding bikes. And let's just say I had an emergency. And so I went off into the woods, emptied a Pop-Tart box, and pooped in that thing.

Oh, everybody's done that. We're talking about the accidental one. We're not talking about the one that you need to do just randomly as you're going. I think we've all done that before.

A Pop-Tart box. Well, have you ever pooped inside of a Pop-Tart box? It was a Dunkin' Donuts box for me.

The whiff isn't there.

Let me ask you, was it a full Pop-Tart box afterwards, or was it half empty?

Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. And then I closed it up and put it on the picnic table. Oh, my God.

What town is this in so I make sure I don't ever touch a Pop-Tart box? Oh, Belleville. Okay. All right. Well, thank you for the call, Noah. I appreciate it.

You're welcome.

Yeah. If the show starts like this, you know it's going to be interesting, right? This is going to be a good one. Stick around, guys, because when we come back here in just moments, we're going to have the Dirty on the 30, and we'll get a Jelly Roll winner for this. It's Mojo in the Morning's Back in the Day. Let's go!

Back in the day. What year did this stuff happen?

We have three clues. All happened in the same year. If you can tell us the year, you win tickets to the sold-out Jelly Roll concert. This is the year that then-Vice President Dick Cheney shot his buddy in the face while hunting.

Dick, it's Dick. Cheney was quail hunting with Harry Wittenden in Texas when he accidentally fired a shotgun, not realizing it was pointed at Wittenden.

This was also the year that the movie 300 starring Gerard Butler came out.

This is blasphemy. This is madness.

Madness. This is Sparta! And the big song. T-Pain. I'm in love with a stripper. What year was it? We'll set you up with a prize.

Good luck. Prove what a big brain you have. Tell us when that stuff happened. Call us at 844-MOJO-LIVE to tell us. 844-665-6548.

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It's Mojo in the mornings back in the day. What year was this?

We'll give you a chance to win Jingle Ball tickets in a second. First, though, what year was this for Jelly Roll tickets? It was the year that Vice President Dick Cheney shot a man in the face while hunting.

Duck, it's Dick. Cheney was quail hunting with Harry Wittenden in Texas when he accidentally fired a shotgun, not realizing it was pointed at Wittenden.

The movie 300 starring Gerard Butler came out. Where has that guy been? Has Gerard Butler been in anything? Great question. Yeah, he's in a new film. All right, never mind. Go ahead. No, play it. Den of Thieves 2 is in production. I think it's going to come out next year. Oh, okay. Is he going to be a gladiator, too? No. No. And T-Pain had the big song. So, all right, Gerard Butler, Dick Cheney, and T-Pain. What year was it? Let's go to, oh, she does this to me. Is it Myth Ann?

Myth Ann, yes.

I like it. I get the prize. I get the prize because she spelled it phonetically up on the board for me. Myth Ann, what year was that?

2006 and I loved Gerard Butler

yes do you love Jelly Roll because we got Jelly Roll tickets for you

I do yes

congratulations

also long time listener for some time say miss hands on the phone

we got three so far this morning that's unbelievable this day is starting off good congratulations you got tickets you're going to go see Jelly Roll sold out show

that is so cute thank you

we got a lot of stuff to give away this morning that starts off our morning where we'll have Jingle Ball tickets in a second, but I want to remind everybody 7-10 this morning, we're getting closer. We had a listener that came one song away from winning tickets to see Taylor Swift in Indianapolis yesterday. So today might be the day that we get ourselves a winner. So listen at 7-10. Hang on the phone for those tickets, okay? Okay, thank you. Alright, thank you. Give away some Jingle Ball tickets. 844-MOJO-LIVE 844-665-6548 The 95th caller Wins a pair of tickets to see our Channel 955 Detroit Jingle Ball presented by Capital One featuring Jack Harlow, Teddy Swims, Jason Derulo, Saweetie, Madison Beer, NCT Dream, Isabella Rosa, and Juan Ho. Juan Ho! 844-665-6548.

Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

We'll get you caught up on what's trending in the Dirty on the 30. It's hard to believe a week from today is election day. That's crazy.

Guys, I can't do any more election commercials or text messages. I have not going to wood. I've only gotten two of those. Come on. I got two this morning.

I want to find out how it is that your phone never gets any of these messages. That's crazy.

I use a fake phone number for literally everything.

Is it rosesbloom.com? No, I'm not joking.

I use a fake phone number for everything.

Oh, my gosh.

Yeah, yeah. Okay, Diddy. Another thing I'd love to stop talking about, but Diddy has been hit with two new lawsuits accusing him of sexually assaulting a 10-year-old and a 17-year-old.

Is this the same 10-year-old or a different one? Because there was one last week that was a Megan reported.

Well, now we're getting some more details about this. I don't know if you guys talk to details. So both suits filed by attorney Tony Busby with the Supreme Court of the state of New York. The first lawsuit detailed a 2005 attack on this 10-year-old little boy who wanted to become an actor or a rapper. He just wanted to break into show business. So.

The family goes to meet up Diddy, and Diddy said, okay, I want to meet with this boy alone. The family agreed. The boy was dropped off at Diddy's hotel and left alone. The thought was that he was going to rap for Diddy, who reportedly told this kid's family that he could make him a star. One of Diddy's staff then allegedly gave this little boy a pop that made him, quote unquote, feel funny. Diddy forced the boy to perform oral sex, and he soon lost consciousness. When he woke up, he claimed Diddy's pants were undone and his bottom hurt badly. And I won't get any more descriptive than that.

Why would parents drop off their child at any stranger's?

And he was threatened. So when the boy cried upon waking up and started asking for his mom and dad, Diddy allegedly told him he would harm his parents if he told anybody what had happened. And the parents, you know, they are testifying in this lawsuit that when they returned to the hotel to pick him up. Mom noticed that her little boy was badly shaken. He was lethargic. He was acting differently.

You know what's amazing? I mean, listen, Diddy needs, if these are all true allegations against him, the guy needs to go away. Parents that do stuff like this, and you hear how Bieber's parents were with him, these parents, man, you're the first line of defense for your children, for God's sake.

Why would you not take your kid to the doctor? If you pick your kid up from a stranger's hotel room and he's nostalgic, why would you not go somewhere? Yeah. And by the way, going back to the 17-year-old who was also part of this lawsuit, the alleged incident involving him happened when he was auditioning for Making the Band, which we keep hearing a lot of.

That was a fire show. Making the Band? Love that show.

In Other Dirty Today, Jelly Roll recently played a show in Little Rock, Arkansas. And when he was in town, he invited anybody and everybody, truly anyone, to come to a place called Gus's Chicken. And he said, if you come, I will buy your meal. He ended up spending more than $19,000.

When I first started coming to Little Rock, Arkansas, I played a place called Sticky's Chicken Shack. It had 200 people. I sold it out. I was so proud. The next time I came, I played a place called The Rev Room. Right next to it's a place called Gus's Chicken. We ate Gus's Chicken every time we played The Rev Room. I played that place 10 times. If you come to Gus's Chicken in Little Rock, Arkansas today, the food is on me, baby. Come get you a meal. This one's on me to honor our...

11 grand in chicken and a $7,500 tip. Love that.

Where are he eating when he come here? I don't know. Let's figure that out.

Paramount Plus has released the trailer for the documentary Larger Than Life, Reign of the Boy Bands.

The music business teaches you how to believe in yourself, but what it doesn't prepare you for is your downfall. when you're in a boy band you go through really really hard times everybody was at their roots

at Nick Lachey yes we literally beat up by the label

let's leave our record company and do this completely

okay so the doc premieres November 12th again on Paramount Plus it chronicles NSYNC Backstreet Boys 98 Degrees hang up then New Kids on the Block New Edition a ton of others um November 12th you know it's amazing who's my nemesis Kev Nick Lachey New Edition

we talk about Diddy all the time. Lou Perlman was like the Diddy of the time

doing a lot of bad stuff

with these guys. And check

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Screw him. You guys are commutations.

For all of today's dirty, catch up on the podcast on the free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

I'm with you, Megan. Miss something in the dirty on the 30? Listen on our podcast now at MojoInTheMorning.com.

Do I play the lottery? No, but why haven't I won it?

All right, we're going to give away some Jingle Ball tickets right now. Who do you got? Don't do this to me. Another phonetically spelled name up here. Is it Shiana? Yes. You're a winner, Anna. Shiana, congratulations. You're going to our Jingle Ball. Who are you excited to see?

Oh, my daughter would like to say hi to you guys. She likes to see you guys every morning.

Hi, what's her name?

Say hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi. Good morning. Good morning.

What's your name?

Isabella.

Oh, my God. Hi, cutie. Isabella, are you excited for Jingle Ball?

Yeah. Yeah.

And who's mommy most excited for?

Teddy Flynn. All right. We got tickets. Congratulations to you guys. Where are you from? What town are you guys from? Real Tick. And what school do you go to, Isabella? Parado. All right. We got tickets for you. You are too beautiful. We appreciate you for listening to the show. There's some times you need to turn it down, though, when mom's listening to some of the things that we're talking about. It's mommy stuff, okay? Okay. All right, we love you. Take care of yourself. Have a great day, okay? Okay. All right. Oh, my God. Megan, doesn't that make you want to have a child? Yeah, and then they cry or get sick. Okay, I'm going to do all day. Good morning. I love her. Just remember, they puke. Gianna, we're going to give you those tickets. Have a great morning. You're an awesome mom. Oh, thank you. It's Mojo in the Mornings, 5 at 6.55. 5 at 6.55, yo, 5 at 6.55, yo, now. Aaron's going for his 10, 11th win in a row. Yesterday was 10. Yesterday was double digits. Hi, Aaron. Hello. Good morning, friends. Good morning. Your challenger this morning from Rochester goes to Michigan State. Go green. Go white. Go white. Very tired there, Kylie Thank you, Erin, by the way Studying psychology What year are you at Michigan State? I'm a junior Okay, it's parents weekend Are your parents going up this weekend to see you? Yeah, my dad is I love it Tell dad that we'll have a beer at Harper's together, okay?

Okay

Actually, I don't drink beer I don't even like to drink at Harper's I feel like I'm going to get an STD drinking I don't know I just feel like there's something At a college bar, I'm going to get some kind of a disease or something. I know Harper's is a nice place, but I always feel weird at college bars. All right. Kylie and Aaron, we've got to build this up right now. We need some energy out of you guys. Do some jumping jacks or something. Go ahead, real quick. Good luck, Aaron. Okay, that's all we need. All right, here we go. Here we go. Five pop culture trivia questions. Whoever gets the most right wins. Ty always goes to the champion. We got it one step better than yesterday. Kylie can hear us. Question number one, Kylie. Tom Brady's ex-wife, Gisele Boonshin, is pregnant with her third child. That had to be devastating for him yesterday. What network is Tom currently working for as a sports broadcaster? Sports. Question number two. Former President Donald Trump was a guest on this podcast over the weekend, and it has instantly become the most viral episode in the podcast history. What's it called? Joe Rogan. Question number three. Paramount Plus just released the trailer for its new boy band documentary, Larger Than Life. Which boy band was Nick Lachey part of? 98 Degrees. Question number four. Actress Winona Ryder is celebrating her birthday today. Which of these scary movies did she not star in? A, Beetlejuice, B, Scream, or C, Edward Scissorhands? Scream. And question number five, the Los Angeles Dodgers and the New York Yankees played game three of the World Series last night. At this point in the contest, which team has won more games? The Dodgers. Let's bring the champ back from a soundproof area. Finally, we have a contender. Kylie, you got a perfect score, 5 out of 5. Uh-oh. Whoa. Yes. Aaron, you got to give me on your A game here. Are you ready? I'm ready. All right, here we go. Question number one. Tom Brady's ex-wife, Gisele Boonchin, is pregnant with her third child. What network is Tom currently working for as a sports broadcaster?

Fox.

Question number two. Former President Donald Trump was a guest on this podcast over the weekend, and it instantly became the most viral episode in the podcast history. What's it called? Oh, gosh. Joe Rogan's podcast. I'll accept that. We gave that to her. Two to two. Question number three. It's the Joe Rogan experience, but I yeah, the Joe Rogan podcast. Question number three, Paramount Plus just released the trailer for its new boy band documentary, Larger Than Life. Which boy band was Nick Lachey a part of? 98 Degrees. Yes. Three to three. He's got to get these next two questions right.

he can stay our champion and win with a tie. Question number four. Actress Winona Ryder is celebrating her birthday today. Which of these scary movies did she not star in? A, Beetlejuice, B, Scream, or C, Edward Scissorhands?

Scream.

Correct.

Point four. And it comes down to this, the last question. Move back. Move back. You got to get it right. If you do not, we have a new champion for the first time in two weeks. And it's a sports question. Okay. Question number five. The Los Angeles Dodgers and the New York Yankees played game three of the World Series. Oh, hello. Played game three of the World Series last night. At this point in the contest, which team has won more games? He's still the champion.

Go white.

Defend the den, Aaron.

Kylie, you are spectacular. What are you studying over at Michigan State, Kylie?

Psychology.

Oh, that's right. You said that. I said that. I think I said that. I don't know. We need you, Kylie. We need you. Kylie, where are you living? Are you living in an apartment? You living in a dorm? Where are you living?

I live in an apartment in Lansing.

Okay. My son just gave me his junior year wish list for a place to live, and I looked at the price of that thing going, Jesus. I'd like him to commute from West Bloomfield. Would that be bad? Is that a bad thing to ask for?

No.

No.

I think the grades should match the living arrangements.

I think so, too. And if that were the case, he'd be living in the thumb right now. I don't know. Actually, no, he's doing great. I'm very proud of him. All right, we've got a parting gift for you. We're going to set you up with a $50 gift card to Red Robin.

Thank you.

What's your dad's name?

Ian.

Tell Ian that I will see him parents weekend, okay? If we're out and about, please come up and say hi.

Okay, we will.

All right, hold on a second. It's Mojo in the Mornings 5 at 6.55. It's Mojo in the Mornings show, 844-MOJO-LIVE. um kev the topic is lied about being sick and got caught bro so one of the homies say he was

out on a date with a young lady walking around downtown royal oak and they had some outdoor seating areas so he's street side because he's a gentleman she's on the inside closer to the individuals who are eating on the outside of the restaurant so he says when he's walking down the street you know obviously he like notices there are people that are sitting down eating he glances over looks at him he notices a man that is looking at the girl that he's with he looks at the girl he's with and notice that she's looking at the guy oh now the guy's face is like a i can't believe you walking right now he has the shocked face the the kind of confused shocked what are you doing here i know you kind of face but neither of them speak to each other they just walk by each other my friend looks at the girl is like you know dog like y'all know each other she says oh so we asking questions now he like you're right you're right he says that they go down to eat they sit at the table and he can tell that holding that secret was too much for her. So she just unloaded at that point. I was like, all right, listen, I'm going to just come clean. I was supposed to go out with him today, but I told him I was sick. I said, oh my God. She done faked it.

That is so good. And got caught. That is, with another man. With another man. But don't you feel good being that other man? Oh yeah. He's like, she chose me. She canceled for me. How did your friend feel?

Did he tell you?

He's a funny person, man. So, like, Megan Swate, he enjoyed it. He really stood that moment.

Oh, that's great.

Wow. Has that ever happened to anybody where they lied about being under the weather and they got busted? Especially dating-wise. That seems like it would be a tough one.

Well, with social media, it's so tough. Yeah. If you're lying, you better not be posting anything. Yeah.

You can't even like on social media Well you could be laying in bed I just don't want to know

Did I tell you guys a couple weeks ago I had a doctor's appointment that was cancelled And the doctors they said Hey it's like a Friday I said oh I'm really really sorry doctor And I won't say who it is Doctor so and so is under the weather So we cancelled his appointments this afternoon It was like a beautiful

Beautiful day.

Yeah.

Beautiful sunny day. The next night, Chelsea and I go out to dinner. Guess who's there? The sick doc.

Maybe it was a 24-hour bomb. Yes. Maybe.

Well, you know what? He holds to his own medicine, I guess, right? I want to know what that is. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. Have you ever been busted calling in sick or taking sick day? And what is your best busted calling in sick? I love the dating one. I think that's great. I think the funny ones, though, too, are the ones where you fake sick from school only to, you know, go out to Target with mom or you do any of that stuff is you got to be careful of it. How many teachers have I ever been? I wonder if there are any teachers that have ever been busted where they know they're sick or they use a sub for a day only to have people bumping into them in public.

Well, remember you and I used to bust people, and they didn't necessarily say they were sick. They were supposed to be working, and we would, me, you, Chels, Fletch, we were all like really super into yoga, and we would go to like the afternoon yoga classes, the four of us, and we'd see like four people from our sales department, and we'd be like, wait a second, aren't you supposed to be out on sales call? Ain't nothing better than bumping in. And there they were in that 12.30 yoga class with Raina.

Had to get their minds together. Kelly was the one that was always, remember? She was one of them. She was notorious for their, don't tell crumb. I don't remember. He was our sales manager at the time. I feel like some jobs, it's okay, though. It's easier to get away with certain things. Yeah. That's a fact. Do you know what we need? We need to go back to the days when we were in high school, and we played sports, and if you missed a day, you didn't play in the game that night. you know you if you like if you were not if you were absent from school yeah no going out and playing no doing that what's up hannah how you doing hi good how are you guys good we're talking about getting busted calling in sick or taking telling somebody you're sick yeah one time i

called in sick and then i ran into my co-worker who also called in sick at the grocery store

oh my god did you just start going like chicken noodle soup right we're here for chicken noodle

soup and applesauce we just looked at each other and like nothing was really sad we just said hi and then that was it and i was like oh shoot i probably shouldn't have went into it wait did

you guys did you guys uh didn't say to each other don't say anything you won't say anything i won't

say anything i think it's just it was just a mutual understanding of like yeah we both know like why we're here so we're not gonna say anything uh text a couple of texters in here

right now got busted by my teacher calling in sick my mom took me to breakfast in the morning we just decided not to go uh and i like this one here that says that their work has that policy their work has a policy that they on fridays do a lot of happy hours in the afternoon and if you're not there for work that day you can't happy hour i love that works are doing happy hours again that's cool and also that makes sense you know what else uh too is you got to be careful since covid ever faking sick makes people think that all of a sudden you're you're like sick sick

you're really sick christina what's going on hi i have a funny story i was working for lose and um we had a company fourth of july brunch and i showed up and i'm sitting there eating my food and everybody's staring at me and somebody came up and told me that i was actually supposed to be at work so i was a no call no show but i showed up to eat their barbecue

is lowes pretty good about things are they have good benefits they do have good benefits but um

like one of the things you know like sick time you're really not supposed to use it because you

do get in trouble but they do have good benefits that's cool how about 586 here it says hey uh had a buddy that got caught by his parole officer at a bar drinking when they were supposed to be at work and sober that's kind of in the same lanes um a teacher here i called in sick for a dentist appointment once then went to the zoo to walk around after oh is that katie hi katie so what

happened katie hi yeah so i had taken a day off for a dentist appointment and then i was like i'm not going to go back to work and so i went to the zoo just went to walk around ran into one of my kids there with his mom the kid was super excited and the mom was like shouldn't you be at work right now and i said shouldn't your kid be at school right now i like it thank you for the call what time's class start at uh i got about an hour and a half okay all right you sure you

want to go it's going to be nice you know

it's not open yet so I guess I'll go all right it is mojo in the morning show i gotta tell you guys we uh chelsea and i went out uh trunk or treating this uh weekend with our friends kids and our friends and it's a different thing when you go to a trunk or treat that is not one of our station event trunk or treats because i sit there and i watch these poor people that are having to pass out candy to all these people and i sit there and i go this is so much nicer than me having to pass out candy or be there doing it I can actually watch this and I can make commentary on what's going on you know where when we do the trunk or treat we have to sit there and smile we have to work we have to well

it's fun it's super super fun it really is I love meeting people but it's work you think it's fun

to watch the people that are going through trunk or treating see I like seeing all the little kids costume well let me let me describe it's not just the kids it's not the kids and it's not it's not the parents and it's not the people that fake that they weren't in the line already once that they've got to go through twice which happens every single year this church trunk or treat that we went to and it was uh i think it was like a greek church or something this church trunk or treat that we went to had surprisingly a lot of 20 and 30 year olds trick-or-treating

without kids hell yeah we what yes how is that allowed exactly there's no age limit on fun There should be.

No, there shouldn't. Yes, there should. When it's a trunk or treat for kids. When does it say for kids?

Exactly.

Did it say for kids?

You added that. It was. Well, isn't the whole thing?

Okay, isn't that just like a known thing? No.

Yes. It's supposed to be a...

And then you take your kids' candy when it gets home. When they get home, you sneak some candy every now and again.

By that logic, should people not get dressed up and go out on Halloween when they're older? Should we not go to the bars dressed up because it's for kids? I'm not giving you candy if you come to my house.

If it's a bar, Megan, if it's a bar, it's meant for 21 or over. It's already a bar.

Listen, I don't care what your age is. If you put on a costume, I'm going to give you candy. I do not care. You put in effort. The problem, and I am.

Here's the problem with that, because I'm all about putting on a costume and enjoying yourself. But when it is an event that is, let's be real, truly meant for kids, and they run out of candy because all the 30-year-old douches went through a guy.

Candy from the cars That's no fun

You gotta buy more candy We live in a world where It's too crazy right now And we want people to have fun And celebrate the holidays Yet when I show up with full intention On celebrating the holiday And being festive I'm too old and I can't

You show up to my trunk I'm giving you a bit of honey

Or a box of dots

Tootsie rolls

I like the tootsie rolls

I'm giving you my Planet Fitness free tootsie rolls By the way this is definitely a Gen Z thing Or a millennials thing Because I feel like the Gen Z And millennials take advantage of stuff like this But I want to ask this question How old is too old to trick or treat Okay How old is too old to be trick or treating Or trunk or treating When you don't have children If you have children I get it I'll pass you candy Matter of fact I'll give you an adult beverage

Yeah I love that Grab some little airplane bottles and have those for the adults.

I'll do that. You know what? You want something? I'll get you something. What do you want? What's your favorite? What do you like to do? Give me a little joint of Hennessy. I'll give you. Do they make little bottles of Hennessy? I believe so. Do they? All right. I guess I was thinking Fireball or something like that. I wasn't thinking about that. 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548. What is the age limit on trick-or-treating? Where is the age cutoff for trick-or-treating? I saw this. There's a few places that actually have an age limit. Like, for instance, in Virginia, a town called Chesapeake, Virginia, the city of Chesapeake limits trick-or-treating for kids 14 and under.

What cranky buttholes went to their local city council meeting and said, no more older children? Get a lie.

I think you should be able to trick-or-treat until you graduate.

It's a class four misdemeanor.

Where'd you say this was?

It's in Virginia.

They probably got a lot of crazy rules.

Belleville, Illinois. Belleville. They have a law, too. They say 12. 12? 12 years old, and you need to be wearing a costume. They got to have at least a costume on.

You're not even a teenager.

Also, Upper Deerfield Township, New Jersey, says that trick-or-treating age is recommended for anyone that is under the age of 30 years old. Are you serious? That's under the age of 30 years old. That sounds like there's not much of an age limit on that one. Megan, you would be out of that limit there. You're just over by a year or so.

It's literally, there's no fun in the world. Let people live.

Hey, what's happening? happening uh jennifer how you doing i'm good how are you good we were talking about too old to

trick or treat who's the too old to trick or treater well i don't think he's too old because i we all went together with a family thing um but my fiance is 40 well he's 41 now but last year when he was 40 he did trunk or treating with my teenager and the people were giving him candy but Some of them were looking at him like, you have facial hair.

Are you too old?

You know what?

See, I'm giving it to the parents. When we do our trunk or treat, we all would give it to the parents too. But if the trunk or treat was all 30-year-olds, I'd be super bummed. Why? Because it is for kids. Those events are for kids. How would you feel if the 12-year-old showed up at the club or the bar to hang out with you for your party?

I don't think it's the same. I also think it would be different if you went to a trunk or tree and 30-year-olds were, like, pushing kids out of the way. That's not what's happening. If I'm waiting in line, I'm getting a piece of cake.

Now, this is the only holiday I think is acceptable. You can't be 30 and go to the mall and sit on Santa's lap. That's when you got to draw the line. No, I disagree. I took my dog, and I did that. Wait, Shannon, that's acceptable? Sure.

No. You better believe in Santa until you die. Now, here's what I think is unacceptable. Easter. You don't get to look for eggs unless those are, like, the planted mini bottles, like Mojo. Which I do. That's different, but, like, if it's candy, you can't search for eggs.

Hi, George. How you doing?

I'm doing good, Mojo. Good morning.

Good morning. What do you think?

I think 15 is a cutoff. Even when kids turn to my house and they look too big, I even ask, how old are you? They're like, 16? I'm sorry. I stopped at 15.

No, you do not. You turned them away at the door. You're asking for vandalized cars. You're asking for sugar in your gas tank.

Those kids could be out doing vandalism and drugs.

Oh, okay. We're egging your house, sir. Yeah, give them, if they're over the age of 18, give them edibles or something, like gummies. See what they think of that. Angelica, hi. What's up?

Hey, I just wanted to say, I think the cutoff age would be like 16 or 17. If you come to my door and you're 17 years old, I'll give you candy because at least you're not out there doing anything bad.

Yeah. Yeah. Like getting a job or something, right?

Yeah. I'd be okay, too. But, like, yeah, like 30 years old, I don't think so.

Yeah. Listen, with the economy right now, I might be trick-or-treating this year. I might be asking people for everything that they have in their house. What's up, Diana? How you doing?

How are you? I'm good.

Good. We're talking about, like, what is the age limit for cutting off on trick-or-treating?

Well, my kids' age vary. I've got an 8-year-old, 14, 18, and 21. My 8-year-old and I went trick-or-treating while my 14-year-old son went trick-or-treating and did his own little thing. But there were substantially more kids that were probably 16, 18 than there were my 8-year-old's age. And this was the most respectful trick-or-treat experience I've had since moving here 14 years ago. And I see nothing wrong with it. I mean, yeah, the prices are high of everything now, but they're being kids. But those are high school kids.

High school kids versus 40-year-olds is different to me. High school kids, acceptable. 40-year-olds, not acceptable.

I dressed up and went with my kids, but I didn't want candy. You know, it's just part of the fun.

But you also didn't go to a trunk or treat by yourself without your kids, like Mojo's talking about.

Yeah, that right there gives you, I'm not going to say the word, but it gives you different vibes.

Yeah. This ain't a ditty party.

Oh, my God. Those are not comparable.

You are crazy.

All right, thanks.

What's going on, Tanya? How are you?

Hey, good morning. How are you guys?

We're doing okay. We're bah humbugging anybody that is too old, or at least I am and Shannon is. Kevin and Megan, those guys plan on trick-or-treating this year.

Go for it. I did until I was shamed at 30.

Until you were shamed? Really?

How did you get shamed?

Well, I was with my teenager and a humbug adult, you know, wouldn't give me any candy and told me I should be ashamed of myself.

What were you dressed as? I want to know what your costume was.

I was a sorcerer that year. Okay.

I'll tell you what, Tanya, you come dressed in a sexy costume. I'll give you some candy, okay?

Now you set yourself up.

How you doing?

Now you at the Diddy party. Yeah, but remember who called us the Diddy partner atender.

Right, right. All right. Look, does that change things, though, depending upon how the adult is dressed? If the mom, by the way, is hot, the kids get better candy at my house. They get the full-size ones? Oh, believe me. My God. Yes, they do. If the mom shows up and she's attractive and gets out of the car, the other thing is the moms who pull up in their van out in front of the house, walk around the neighborhood, kid.

The kid smells like cigarettes.

I am handing out stuff to the parents this year.

Yeah. You know what?

You guys are walking contradictions. I'm handing out, yes, I'm handing out White Claw, High Noon, and beer to the parents, which I'm not giving to the kids.

Just so I'm clear, it's acceptable to spend multiple dollars on an adult walking around, but a three-cent piece of candy is off-limits.

It's not about the candy and how much the candy costs. It's the event is meant for kids when you're talking about a trunk or treat.

Exactly. All right. Well, happy Halloween.

Of course I want a full-size candy bar. I mean, getting a fun-size candy bar is fine. But everybody wants more than two inches. Happy Halloween from Mojo in the Morning. Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30.

All right, we're going to get you caught up on what's trending in the Dirty on the 30. Coming up next with the War of the Roses. Is this a friend that is, like, overstepping her bounds? She says that she saw her best friend's boyfriend cheating on her, and she now wants us to do a War of the Roses. That's next. What's going on, Shannon?

So this was big news yesterday afternoon in our group chat. Giselle Boonchin pregnant and expecting her first child with that jujitsu friend of hers, Joaquin Valente, the one she swore up and down. They were just friends for a long time. And maybe they were. That is a sweet story if they were friends and then they started dating. But they have been dating for about a year and a half. This will be her third child and his first. And naturally, everybody is like, what does Tom Brady think about this? He did respond, kind of cryptically, but he did. He posted a message to his social media yesterday. It was a photo on Instagram of the sunset. And it was accompanied by the Chick's remake of Fleetwood Mac's iconic song, Landslide. And the caption features the lyrics, oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?

Oh, wow.

Bro, you chose football over your family. You cannot be mad.

She chose jiu-jitsu coach over him.

No, she did not. She did not want to split up with him. He chose football. Yeah.

And also, Giselle didn't want him to find out that she was pregnant with another man's baby by reading about it in the news. So she did give him a heads up from what I know about the situation that she was expecting before the media caught wind of it.

Did you see he's under fire for his game?

Yes, I'm getting to that next. So, in a little bit of hot water for offending some people with his commentary while calling the Bills-Seahawks game on Fox Sports on Sunday. And if you were watching, you probably saw and heard this.

I don't think we had the game here.

Okay, okay. Well, he was discussing the growth of Bills quarterback Josh Allen when he said that Josh, quote-unquote, played like a spaz before he became more controlled. and the term spaz is a shortened form of the word spastic and it is used in some circumstances to describe medical conditions and for some is a slur or a metaphor to I guess the right word would be dehumanize those with disabilities and so commenters online were calling that comment disgusting more so just unnecessary and others were saying, we're defending him and saying we're sure he meant

no ill by that comment I just laugh. I never knew the full definition of the words. And I don't think he did either. Of course he did.

I think we talked about this when Lizzo had a song with it in it, and it wasn't until her Australian listeners called her out on it because it's like a derogatory term in Australia where the connotation might not necessarily be as well-known here. But I think it's one of those scenarios that once you learn, you just got to say sorry and not do it again.

Yeah, yep. uh kamala harris caught in a hot mic moment admitting her campaign is struggling with male voters with just over a week until election day the moment occurred while she was enjoying a little beer alongside governor gretchen whitmer at the track house bar and grill hanging in

michigan over the weekend so a hot mic moment at a campaign stop in michigan appears to have caught vice president harris admitting to governor gretchen whitmer that her campaign has an issue that they're working on with male voters.

It's hard to hear without the captioning on it, but she said, we need to move ground among men. And then as she said that, she looked around and she's like, oh my gosh, there's media in here. There's microphones everywhere. I thought it seemed planted. Picked up.

Like she didn't know the boom mic was over there.

There were literally cameras everywhere, but...

I think it seemed it seemed like that was like a viral let's send this out hot mic kind of because they're trying to make more and more people aware of this. Obviously, that is the big thing that they've been sending out Barack Obama and Michelle Obama and, you know, a lot of these people to go out and speak and say, you know, where are the the especially they were saying. and black males that will vote for Kamala Harris. And so I think they're trying to make it more aware because they think that the men are going to vote for Trump or they're just not going to vote at all.

From Kamala to Trump, that three-hour Joe Rogan Experience podcast featuring Donald Trump has become the most viral episode in the series history. That podcast video has attracted more than 26 million views in the first 24 hours since it's released 34 million in two days.

I'm Donald J. Trump and I don't approve of this mojo in the morning message.

And this is my favorite story of the morning. Brandy Listener is a regular mom from Des Moines, Iowa, and she is sharing a ring camera video with the internet that is just hysterical to me in it. Two boys from the neighborhood show up on her doorstep and they are asking her daughter to come outside and play. Well, her daughter informs them that her mom, Brandy, is naked and going through the process of prepping to get a colonoscopy.

Oh, I thought this had to do with Trump. I was like, you did that story so fast. There is poop everywhere. No. Oh, okay. So the kids, I'm sorry, the kids were on the ring cam asking her to come out, and she told them what mom was just doing. Okay.

One of them is home, but she's going to poop like crazy, okay? No, I'm not shocked. It's not funny. She has to get surgery when it's over. It's not funny at all. So you can't play? Well, I can ask. Okay, she already starts it. Well, I can't stop laughing. And she's started already. Oh, it's bad. I can't say that. Yeah.

The kids can't stop laughing at the thought of the Silicone's love movie.

That would be your kids probably. Oh, my God.

And I would pull that video so fast. The same thing. For all of today's video, you can catch up on the podcast on the totally free iHeartRadio app or MojoInTheMorning.com.

Celebrity Dirt. Directly from the source. It's Mojo in the Morning's Dirty on the 30. Catching cheaters. I'm proud of it. Ow, I'm sorry. It's your home for War of the Roses on Mojo in the Morning.

Amanda, you think that your best friend is being cheated on?

Yeah. In fact, I'm positive.

Why are you getting involved in this? What's the reason why you're the one calling us up?

I've known her since kindergarten. They've been together for three years, and I've tried to give him the benefit of the doubt countless times. and frankly, I know that he's cheating. I know that he's cheating on her. It's girl code.

Girl code, but how do you know that she's cheating?

Because last week I saw him at a bar talking to other girls.

Was there more than talking or like why was it so suspicious to you?

Like talking, talking. Like he was clearly hitting on them. Okay.

Okay, so that's why you're doing it. You saw him out actually fooling around. And Megan brought up girl code. I always heard guy code. I never heard girl code before. Girls do the same.

Did he see you at the bar? No, he didn't see me.

So you guys were out, and you saw him flirting with girls the entire night, and you witnessed this all. Did you say anything to your friend?

The next time I saw him, I confronted him. Okay. And what do you say? He denied it. He completely gaslit me, said that he wasn't even at that bar that night.

When you told your friend, what did she say about it?

She doesn't believe me. I've brought this up multiple times, how I think that he has red flag after red flag. And so she, even after this concrete evidence, she still doesn't believe me.

Was the prior red flags just like personality issues you didn't like with him, like character traits? Or did it involve like with him flirting with other women?

I've always felt like he's been, his boundaries with other women are iffy. It always feels like he's flirting.

Has he ever flirted with you?

Yeah, when she first met him, before they were official, he was flirting with me just as much as he was flirting with her.

Does he still flirt with you?

No, because frankly, I mean, I'd hardly look at him. I can't stand him.

So you're not getting flirted on. This isn't a jealousy thing of him. You're upset with him, and this is you trying to make him look bad.

No. I mean, they've been dating for three years. If I was jealous, wouldn't I have done something sooner? No. I just want her to see that he's a piece of shit.

My worry would be as a friend that what happens if she thinks that you're just butting into their business? Do you worry about losing a friend over this?

I that yes and that is what has kept me really from confronting him and her.

but it's just gotten to a point where I think I have to.

All right, we're going to call him up to see where he's going to send a dozen free roses so that you can get proof that there is something going on. Her name is Amy, so we're hoping that the flowers go to Amy.

Yes.

Okay, mute your phone.

Okay.

hello hi is this drew hey yeah this is drew hi drew my name is nicole and i'm calling from a brand new online floral company called roses bloom.com i'm calling with an offer for some free flowers if you have less than a minute to answer two survey questions we're going to give you a dozen long stemmed red roses that you can send uh pretty much anywhere in the country totally free of charge not going to ask you for your credit card info or anything like that and so i am it is my job to call you and see if you'd like to send some flowers to somebody

hello yeah i'm not a flower person um i don't know why you'd call me it's just okay um is there

somebody in your life that you'd want to send some flowers to though it's totally free it's

worth taking advantage of no yeah i don't really buy flowers so sorry to waste your time but

that's okay well these these like i said it's totally free so if you just want to give me the name of somebody to send some flowers we can get them out for you today super easy it'll take you

like 30 seconds at this point are you sure you don't want to just call somebody else give us

three flowers uh you know what i have a whole list of people to call today you're just you're just on my list you honestly drew um it helps me meet a quota so if you could do it i would be really super appreciative um if it helps you out i don't know you don't have anybody that you want to send flowers to i just need a first and a last name and a phone number from them that's it first and last name that's it uh-huh like a wife or a girlfriend or a sister a mom a friend

a co-worker somebody with a birthday coming up okay maybe i could send it to someone interesting

Okay, that's, yep. What's that person's name? First and last name. Okay, Maddie. Okay, and what's Maddie's last name? Okay, and her phone number? Yeah. Can you give me her phone number? Yeah, sure.

Give me one second. her phone number is

okay and what's her what's her relationship to you said somebody that you're seeing i just have to sorry i have to check off a box on here to be able to do it yeah what's the question what's her relationship to you um she's somebody I'm saying okay um and then real quick Drew we're almost done I promise instead of sending a paper card uh in this case Maddie is going to get a text message alerting her that she has a delivery and then it's going to include a little voice memo and so I want to go ahead and record that with you and you could say anything short long whatever you want just so she knows who they're from and she gets a little message with it does that make sense yeah sure okay i'm gonna count you down and you say whatever you want three two one

hey baby i thought of you and wanted to send you um a reminder that i like you

how's that that's perfect and i also have to let you know that drew that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes are you okay with that yeah that's fine okay

and drew i'm going to jump on real quick just to kind of wrap up this call but i wanted to uh just let you know one last thing that uh while you were sending the flowers off we were wondering why you didn't send them to your girlfriend amy who we understand that you're in a relationship with what the who the hell are you drew this is the mojo in the morning show and we were doing the war of the roses to see where you were going to send a dozen free roses and we were doing this to hopefully hear you send flowers to your girlfriend and not to some other girl

Yeah, so I just sent it to my friend So I don't see why that's a big deal

A friend to that baby Get up, get up

Look, this

is messed up um yeah i don't know what game you guys are trying to play but uh i'm not interested

how do you uh amanda yes how do you go about telling amy about that i have no idea can we call her up to talk to her

Yeah.

Hang on one second and let's see if we can get Amy on just to tell her what just happened.

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin eater. Mojo in the Morning's War of the Roses.

Mojo in the Morning's War of the Roses. Is Amanda being a good friend? A lot of people texting this morning saying that Amanda kind of messed up. And I'll take some of those calls and I'll read some of these texts too. But I wanted to ask this question at 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or text 95500. Has anybody ever had to step in to help a friend out that they kind of figured was getting cheated on? Hannah has a point to make here That actually is a pretty good point What's that, Hannah? Hannah? Hello Hi, turn that radio down Just for one sec Because I don't want to confuse you Because you're going to hear a delay What's up?

He says he might be cheating That's fine I just feel like he's kind of a pick me She kind of wants the attention From either her friend Or even her boyfriend

Yeah, so you think Amanda is doing this for the wrong reasons?

Yes and no. You can't tell me that he didn't see her all night at the bar. That makes zero sense.

Right. I mean, I don't know what bar they were hanging at.

She just gives me the type of vibes, like, would sleep with her boyfriend after they break up. So I'm going to point out all of his

flaws. All the texters are saying something like, why would she not videotape it, too? Like, why would she not Grab her phone and start taping. Laura, what's up? Or Laura, what's up? It's Mojo in the morning. Hi. Oh, we got some interference on the phone here right now.

Sorry.

I won't ask you your cell service. They might be advertisers. What's going on?

It's funny how he said, oh, it's messed up. And funny how you guys caught him.

By the way, it's like Morris Code, I feel like.

Oh, no.

Yeah, call us back. Call us back. Your phone's all jacked up here right now. Your phone is exactly the phone that he probably wishes he was on when he got the call from Shannon. What is that? Hello. That's her phone. Oh, is that what it is? What's going on, Kia? Hi.

Hi, Mojo. Did you see that he tried to gaslight you? I'm sending flowers to my friend. What's wrong with that? Why did he just try to play? Why are you trying to explain you like that? I just thought that was just the most hilarious thing. I don't think the friend is a pick me. That's the problem with females. Females do not know how to accept real friends, and females do not know how to be real friends. If I see something, I'm saying something. Don't you tell a kid that. I'm going to tell my friend that.

Have you ever been in a situation like this? It's all like people need more friends like you.

I've never been in a situation like where I've been out at a bar and seen my homegirl dudes out kidding, you know. But I have, like, I mean, she's caught him cheating, and then we did kind of like what you guys do, kind of crush them up like that. But I've been in situations. I'm the type of girl, I'm going to see something, say something. So I did have a situation where my friend, baby daddy, said he was out of town. Told her he was out of town shooting moves. I know you know what that means, Kevin. So he told her he was out of town shooting moves, and then I ran into him in a liquor store.

Please tell us other folks, what does a shoot and move mean, please?

A shooting move. So people who do illegal things go outside of town to move to traffic things.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I'm going to use that in my vernacular today. That's going to be... Oh, boy. I'm going to try to use it in a sentence. Please don't. Hey, hold on. I'll tell you she'll move. I shoot and move? All right. Hold on, Kia. I love Kia. Kia, Leslie disagrees with you. Leslie, meet Kia. Kia, meet Leslie. Leslie, what do you think?

I think that maybe she's cheating with them because her name's Mandy.

Or she's just trying to break up. Oh, snap. That's an insecurity.

Yeah.

That's an insecurity. I'm never going to think. I'm not thinking, oh, she just wants him. Oh, she's trying to break them up for herself. No, I'm never thinking that. That's an insecurity.

By the way, Leslie, you're a shoot and move. Keep Kia on the phone.

I like her.

I love her commentary. Kia needs to become a Mojo in the Morning misfit. We need to have her on with us. Okay, so real quick, I want to play this because I want Amy to be able to hear what happened just moments ago.

What's that person's name? First and last name. Okay, Maddie. Okay, and what's Maddie's last name? What's her relationship to you? She's somebody I'm seeing. Okay. And then real quick, Drew, we're almost done, I promise. Instead of sending a paper card, in this case, Maddie is going to get a text message alerting her that she has a delivery. And then it's going to include a little voice memo. And so I want to go ahead and record that with you. And you could say anything, short, long, whatever you want, just so she knows who they're from and she gets a little message with it. Does that make sense? Yeah, sure. Okay, I'm going to count you down and you say whatever you want. Three, two, one.

Hey, baby, I thought of you and wanted to send you a reminder that I like you. How's that?

That's perfect.

Amy?

Yes?

You just heard what I just played just a second ago.

I'm sorry?

Did you just hear on hold what I just played?

Yeah, I, Amanda, what the heck? I'm so sorry, Amy. I, I didn't like know what to say. I just, I just wanted you to know.

Amy, did you have any sense that he's not been straight with you?

She told me, but I already told her that he's not cheating.

But now you hear that, and obviously there's somebody else. Yeah, but he's not, though.

Then why wouldn't you be top of mind for him?

wait how can you say he's not cheating when he said very very clearly when I asked who that was that he said it's someone that I'm seeing

dude first of all like kind of messed up that you went behind my back what I already told you like wait who did he send them to some girl named Maddie Amy do you know a Maddie

no i've never heard of a maddie before have you never suspected him of cheating before no you never you never thought that he was a cheater no and so when we are showing you proof that there's another person that he's thinking about thinking about and getting romantic about you don't think that that's something that's cheating?

No. I like... I don't know. We've been together for so long like I trust him.

War of the Roses? Mojo in the Morning? Jennifer wants to comment on this, on why friends sometimes shouldn't step in. What happened, Jennifer?

My best friend, We lived together. Her boyfriend stayed with us. I took him to work one morning, and he tried to have sex with me in the car while I was taking him to work. Luckily, me and my friend were very close when I told her. She did believe me, but it caused us to have a little falling out as far as she moved out, and we didn't live together no more. But of course, he tried to blame it on me. it was my fault. I'm the one that tried to have sex with him.

Wait, wait, wait. Wow, so she turned it on you even after she believed you?

Or did she come around? The boyfriend did. The boyfriend turned it

around on me. Oh, he did, okay. But your friend didn't believe that?

No, no, she did not.

Quick question for you, can I ask?

quick question uh because i'm intrigued by the fact that you're driving him to work you're the you're first off what time of day is this that this is going on it's about nine in the morning oh my god so in the morning he's on his way to work and he says to you i want to have sex with

you or what does he do he said he looks at me and he says hey he says so can you want to have some fun together no i don't think so i said you know that's my best friend right but that's okay she doesn't have to know well she's gonna know now i actually put him out of my car at the gas station

in the middle of the road wow my car how far did he have to walk to get to the work to get to his work about another 20 minutes oh my god so man what do you mean wait hold on kevin's not believing you on this one just like the girl is wait wait why i just find it hard to believe that he came

out of nowhere and said that okay so me me and my friend we've we've had um you know threesomes and stuff okay there you go all right come on that was an important part of the story that doesn't give you the right that doesn't give you the right i get it but you're right

you gotta at least disclose that yeah your honor we're gonna add this to evidence all right um More on this War of the Roses coming up, and we're going to have an update on how Amy is doing coming up on the Mojo in the Morning show.

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halfway through the Gulf Coast areas there, Tampa and Naples, all the way down to Southern Florida, where you got Miami and Fort Lauderdale. So congratulations. Awesome. Thank you so much. Hang on one second. Okay. Thank you. All right. Is Mojo in the morning show? Yesterday, Megan actually went on the air and talked about the guy that she met at the party and how she did not get his phone number she he got uh he he was i guess passing out for his business he was a photographer a qr code for his uh photography business right yeah and you did not save it so you did not keep i just lost it yeah so it was an accident so we did not get a chance to get him on there we put out his picture up on our our social media apb Which, by the way, people stop being so mean.

Jesus, I agree. I was embarrassed. Truly worried that our listeners have cost me a date with this guy.

They were really mean to him.

Really mean.

It's not about what they say. It's about what you say. And the people that sit there and go, he's not good looking enough for you. That's not flattering to Megan. That's insulting to this gentleman.

And it's, first of all, rude. Just period. Don't care who you're saying about. Second of all, if you're this guy, which the number one comment I got was, I thought you don't date listeners. He's not a listener of our show. He was brought there by a friend. So he has, this is like perfect for me, not coming into this with any expectations, has a great personality. I freaking loved him. We hit it off so hard. And then to think he could have saw his photo posted with all of those comments. Why would he go on a date with me? Why would you subject yourself to that? Oh, I was so angry.

yeah it was it was not very nice so those people that uh that did that may i wish upon you

a kick in the ass sometimes it's hard to share things i feel you i feel you because i feel you because you every we all have uh you know have had spouses and have spouses on this show and you don't really know what you're fully signing up for until something happens and you finally see see a guy that you're interested in you have the good intentions of wanting the world to you know find the glass slipper so to speak so you guys can get reconnected and then he sees all it is and that could be a potential opportunity for him to be like you know what no i don't i don't want any part of this why would you sign up for that i dig it but hopefully he got thick skin and if everybody in the comments they ain't dating you and come get megan cake

and he had the coolest personality first like honestly he was the kindest person and that's it made me so upset as well i'm like and by the way you're rude i find him very attractive yeah

how dare you listeners are saying that they're they're c blocking you that's what they're doing and we're not gonna let it happen it was women though that were saying it too right it wasn't

it was both yeah it was really both um they're just haters because they want you they saw how

good you was looking wait did you even say the update though uh he somebody gave us his phone

number now here's my question for you he didn't give me his number no i now know his name which that's half the battle i can find him online and stalk him and hopefully he'll see that i followed him and like dm me back it was his best friend correct who just gave it to us but like somebody gives you somebody else's number you can't call his best that's creepy right oh yeah call the

friend yeah call the friend and see what his what the friend has he had to let him know though like

bro she was talking about you on the radio he knows do you know how much of a like ego boost

it would be to have Megan talking about me and saying that she wanted my number and all that stuff. If I was this guy, I'd be like, loving it.

Oh, we have mutual friends on Instagram. Actual mutual friends? Yeah.

That makes you guys almost relatives.

No, I'm just saying like I can get the scoop about him.

Okay. All right. Are they mutual friends that are listeners or are they mutual friends that are friends friends?

No Not that our listeners aren't friends

But are people that you know from the radio No from like Life Alright we gotta figure that out She's calling up this guy's friend He's not answering either So both are not answering Maybe they don't want to go on the radio Off the air maybe

I knew it We may or may not have stalked him And he's got a great job He does Come on, dude. I'm looking for that 401k. Let's keep this open. No, he's too smart. He went to a really nice school. No, no, no. Actually, you know what? Sorry I did this. I can't have a conversation with him. I can't keep up.

Hang on, we're going to his LinkedIn next. What is happening right now?

Be careful with Shannon, though. She accidentally likes pictures. She did that to Lydia yesterday. Lydia was showing her a guy, and Shannon took her phone and liked one of his pictures. He truly was an idiot. But I was trying to zoom in.

Those gnarled fingers.

I swear on my life. They committed to it. You bitch.

What's the Lydia story? I want to hear about that.

Oh, God.

What happened there, Shanna?

Oh, she just had a date.

No, I was looking at somebody that Lydia wanted me to look at. And I went to take the Instagram picture and get a closer look. Because it was a group photo. And so I went like this. And it liked the dang photo. So then I really quickly unliked And Lydia was like you can't do that

Like how many days ago was the picture posted? Oh years

It was It was 2018 or something 2019 So I had to go back Unliked the photo and then I just re-liked it

So what did you do? So bad Did you say anything to the guy Lydia? Or what did you do? Yes I messaged him What did you say in the message to him? I had seen him at church on that Sunday prior So I just said, hey, so I am a mess. I call Paul as well. And did he answer you back? He did. Yeah, he's been messaging me. Okay. Shannon, that actually worked.

Trust me, I felt so bad about this. I was texting Lydia all day yesterday asking for updates, and I came in a half hour early this morning to talk to her about it. That's awesome. He said he's going to listen to the show today. Yeah. All right. If you're saying, hi, blue-eyed boy.

Blue-eyed boy. Hello, church-going man.

And I was the one that accidentally liked that. I'm so sorry. She is not a creep. It is me.

This is good, by the way, that you guys do this. You put it out in the universe, and you know what? I think this is awesome. You know what? If you don't do it, if Megan doesn't go and say, hey, this guy was at the party. I'd like to meet him. Lydia doesn't have Shannon accidentally like his picture from 2015. Possibly we don't have what could be a love connection that could happen between you guys. Where you guys, you know, who knows? This might be marriage material possible.

Just know if you talk to any of us, you've got a team full of creeps behind the scenes checking you out.

We're all looking for you, future husbands or wives or whatever it might be. Megan, actually, this is interesting. I want to get into this topic with you. Megan's been getting random boob pics sent your way?

Dude, I have no idea what is going on. it is driving me up a wall but in the past couple of days i've gotten a ton of texts from numbers i do not know and not in a way that like oh who'd you give your number to could not tell you the last time i gave my number to anybody and i mean if you come up to me and you want to connect i'm a big believer and send me a dm on instagram like i do not know you i'm sorry i will stalk you online love you so much give me that instagram and that is all you are getting and i have like this one came in yesterday just after the show and it just says hi girl and then uh what was the one that i have before this so this one was june of this year during the show they said hey and then like yesterday sent me a full boob picture that said hey i finally got them pierced I know it's been a while. Here you go. What?

Let me see them back.

No, absolutely not.

I don't know who that is.

If nobody has responded to you, like you've been texting somebody and they're not responding to you, why would you send them a boot picture? Now, this is a local number. I don't know if that number is being spoofed.

This isn't one of those hi, it's me little things that people send you a text and next thing you know, you call them up.

Collected all the information from your phone.

Let's call them. Or is this, what is this? This is a legit person that you just don't, do you have their name in their phone?

No, that's my point. These are random local phone numbers and it's multiple different numbers that I've been getting random. No, not all of them are sending blue pictures, but one of them is. I'm just getting a lot of random text messages.

Why am I not getting, why do I get Kamala and Donald sending out. sending out their political crap and then I get the hey it's me just checking in you know what I mean?

So a couple of years ago this happened to me and I got some guy sent a photo of his like the V right here right above your penis and it said something like that too like hey girl I don't have your number saved in my phone so I wrote back I'm 10 hi can you give me money for candy and the text stopped immediately

Was it a legit dude or no?

I have no idea But I never got another text

Oh my gosh

So that's all you need to do

That's crazy

Pretend you're a minor Pretend you're a minor They're not gonna keep sending Boobs or Penises

to you what's up carol how you doing i'm good how you doing good what's going on this has happened to me well this happened a lot to me and my friend so what i do is i look it up online and it tells you exactly who's calling oh really did you do that already no yeah and it could be scams you don't want to open them up because they could be scams and get into your phone but it's not anything it's nothing to open it's not a link it's just a photo that says hey yeah I get those all the time. Look up the phone number. It tells you who it is.

You do not want to. I'm sorry. I'm yawning. I'm so tired. You do not want to call that person back, right, or text them back. Like, who's this? Once you text them, I think once you text them, they get ownership of your firstborn.

Yeah, or something. But, yeah, look it up online. I do it all the time for my friend.

Did you like the photo, Megan?

No. Why would I like an un-spinous good boo-pick? You weirdos. He's yawning during my topic You like boobs I swear to you

It has nothing to do with that I was out late last night Weird that it only happened now We went to dinner And then I literally Realized what a bad idea it is To schedule a dinner on a Monday What's going on Colin

Yeah I was just curious You're getting these for free

That is true right What's that number That is true. Why does this not happen to us, Colin?

I don't know. I get the same thing. I get political messages. I don't get no messages like Megan's getting.

You say you only get ballots, no boobs. Exactly. By the way, that would be interesting. Boobs for votes or something? Boobs for ballots. What's going on, Clinton? Hi. Hey, Megan. I just wanted to let you know I'm free of phones with you. Every guy. Every freaking guy. Oh, my Lord. I fully regret sharing this with you guys.

Fully regretting.

No help here on this one. No. Misfit Victor. What's up, Victor? Yes. Of course. Victor, what's happening?

Good morning. Good morning. It was me, Megan. It was me. No, I'm just kidding. They're always guys. It's always guys. It's always guys from overseas. They spook these numbers, and I always go back and forth with them. Always. You call them? Hey, Alyssa. hey, Alyssa, can we meet for lunch? I'm like, oh, I'm sorry, Alyssa, it doesn't work. This is Alyssa's phone. Who is this? And I'm like, I'll either use two names. I'll be it's J.E. or it's Tony Travato. Back and forth. What do you do for a living? I work security at Home Depot. And then she'll be like, I'm in New York. And we'll go back and forth, and then I'll just hit them with the most vulgar picture or video afterwards, and then they lose it on me.

Quick question. Quick question, Victor. Do you not worry that they just stole All your information or do you You know No not at all I put them in spam right away and try to get rid of them

Oh no no not at all How much fun is that You just got to keep going back and forth

And two in the past

I mean ever How is that For this election

I can't believe

I'm going to tell you I use a fake number

I get non-stop text messages That proves that she just works like the CIA She's like

that is true yeah all right we'll talk to you later buddy

we're gonna get you caught up on what's trending in the dirty on the 30 good morning shannon good morning the late matthew perry's family is speaking out on the year anniversary of his tragic death it's been a year it's been a year already it was a year yesterday it was a year yesterday that's crazy are you serious crazy yeah october 28th would have asked me i would just said three months yeah i know so he was 54 when he died found unresponsive and faced down in the heated end of his pool um the la county medical examiner's office remember revealed in december that his cause of death was due to the acute effects of ketamine well his family opened up to savannah guthrie on the today show this is his mom suzanne morrison i'm a very lucky

woman but there was one glitch there was one problem that I couldn't I couldn't conquer it

I couldn't help him oh you can just hear the pain in her voice one of Matthew's sisters Caitlin

even when he was struggling in dark times we were we were always proud of him we were always proud of the fact that he he kept fighting and that he made it a big focus of his life to help other

people and his stepfather who he was very very close to dateline correspondent keith morrison

what i'm hoping and i think the agencies that got involved in this are hoping that people who have put themselves in the business of supplying people with the drugs that'll kill them that they are now on notice It doesn't matter what your professional credentials are. You're going down, baby.

Yeah, five people, again, have been charged in his death, including two doctors. Diddy has been hit with two brand-new lawsuits accusing him of sexually assaulting both a 10-year-old boy and a 17-year-old boy. And we had heard that there were minors involved here. We just didn't know details, and now we're getting details. The 17-year-old is making the accusations that the assaults happened when he was auditioning for Making the Band. This was back in 2008. The 10-year-old boy, that incident happened back in 2005. This little boy wanted to become an actor or a rapper, and he was told by Diddy and his team that they could help make him a star. So he allegedly, Diddy allegedly asked the family to bring this little boy to a hotel where he was staying and drop him off. And the story was that this little boy was then going to rap for Diddy. So the parents dropped him off at the hotel, left him alone. One of Diddy's staff members then allegedly, excuse me, gave this boy up a pop that, quote unquote, made him feel a little funny. Diddy then forced the boy to perform oral sex. He lost consciousness. When he woke up, he claims in this lawsuit that Diddy's pants were undone and his bottom hurt badly. And I'm saying it that way because I can't get very descriptive. but obviously there's more to it. The boy started crying, asking for his parents. Diddy allegedly told him that he would harm his parents if he told anybody about what happened. This little boy's attorneys also claim that when mom and dad came back to the hotel to pick him up, mom noticed that he was badly shaken. They noticed that he was lethargic and acting differently. So just more details to these awful, awful accusations that keep coming out of the woodwork at this point. Do you guys know who Alana Maher is, that Olympic rugby player? I love her. She's on Dancing with the Stars. I love her as well. Well, she was on TikTok yesterday, I believe, telling her millions of followers about this really crazy, creepy incident that she recently had at a nail salon with a guy. The two ladies working the nail salon kept her there because they were so fearful of this man. Listen to this.

I wait there for no joke, probably an extra half hour, 25 minutes from when it was all done. And then they finish up on him. He leaves. And then finally, they're like, OK, we'll close you out now. I was like, all right, here we go. And then they said, sorry, we kept you so long. We just wanted you to be here with us while he was there. And I was like, I totally understood that why they did that. It's a crazy world there. As I'm walking out, this guy looks me in the eye and says, can I go home with you? And then I'm like, no. And he says, why not? I just keep walking. It's insane out there. And I want you to know, you can keep me for as long as you want. You can keep me for another hour. I'll cancel my plans if you want me for safety. Isn't that scary?

The two ladies doing her pedicure knew that this guy, something was up. So they kept her there for an extra 40 minutes almost just so that they could feel protected. And then she got approached going out to her car. So he said, can I go home with you? Yes. She said, no, it just ended. I mean, according to her story. Yeah, I don't know any more details than that. And lastly, if you're a fan of TGI Fridays, more and more locations are shutting down. The chain just abruptly closed almost 50 restaurants in the past five days as it's reportedly heading for bankruptcy. When last time you've been? Okay, so there are only...

10, 15 years.

Exactly. There are only 164 TGI Fridays left as of this morning. Last week, there were 213. At the beginning of the year, there were 270.

Listen to this list. Listen to this list, by the way. It all started with Chi-Chi's back in the day. Chi-Chi's. Here's the long list of places that are closing. So we've got Red Lobster has had, obviously, their share of stuff going on. We have had Walgreens, Rite Aid. These are all the big chains that are kind of, the economy's kind of kicked in the pants.

Bed Bath & Beyond.

Bed Bath & Beyond.

Which is now coming back inside the Container Store.

That's crazy. Don Pablo's. I can't believe those guys. That place wasn't that great. You know what, though? It just wasn't. Denny's. Denny's now is no longer 24 hours. Really? Did you know that? Yeah. They're no longer doing 24 hours.

Honestly, though, that's probably a smart idea because nothing good happened at a Denny's after 1 a.m.

Ponderosa and Sizzler. Did you ever eat at a Ponderosa and Sizzler? I did. Loved and loved. I used to love them.

Ponderosa was the best. Sizzler was the best.

Old Country Buffet. Remember now? Ground Round.

Do you remember Ground Round?

Yes.

Whatever your weight was, that's how much your kid's meal cost. Yeah. So if you were 54 pounds, it was 54 cents.

Boston Market, Boston.

chicken that's done i can't believe it these are all by the way this is so sad boston market slap though that creamy macaroni and cheese the muffins the only one that makes me angry are the uh

pharmacies oh what was the last time you've been lying in a pharmacy i have not gotten a prescription in under an hour in a long long time yeah can somebody explain to me where do they expect that

we're they i think they want us to deliver them to our houses they're all consolidating because i

believe there was some sort of issue with employing pharmacists

and paying them. Well, they can't find I think they also can't find them in their ever since COVID. It was tough.

But our insurance delivers most of our prescriptions to your house. Yeah, I hate that. And it's way cheaper.

But I like going in there and buying my condoms. I like getting that and lube is always a good thing to have. You're going crazy. No wonder you're yawning. I like Zane's stuff just to watch what Shannon's face looks like

I just shake my head

Shannon's like why did I not just end the dirty And not do this story I should have ended on that Story about the rugby girl Alright here we go Go celebrity dirt Directly from the source It's Mojo in the morning's Dirty on the 30 Mojo in the morning Shannon would like to call out a particular person or peoples that are driving a vehicle that she says, if you are driving it, you are a douchebag. And what particular vehicle are we talking about here, Shannon? Cybertrucks. Cybertrucks.

You might be a really lovely person, but I don't know you because I can't see you in that thing. Yeah. And honestly, don't you think that when, first off, I think they're the ugliest cars on the planet. They are. You couldn't give me a free one, truly, to drive around. I disagree. I feel like people who drive Cybertrucks, they want you to know that they spent an absurd amount of money on a really ugly car. You know when they became douchebags? And they want people to be like, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at me.

They became douchebags when within a year their vehicle flipped to like half the price of what that vehicle would cost them.

I don't even know how much they cost. I'm assuming there are a lot of money. It's a bad car.

Like even if you're just like a car person, it's a poorly built.

Bad why, bad how?

Poorly built. Really? Oh, yeah. That's what they say. It's super poorly built.

See, I've talked to people that are Tesla owners and actually people that have had them or driven them. and they said that there's a lot of wasted space and that's the only thing that it's bad with.

No, like the parts of the cars are falling apart or it's all, and I'm not talking about all Teslas, I'm talking about the truck. No, and I'm only talking about Cybertruck. Right, the truck is when the computer crashes, which crashes very often, you might have control over like turning your car back on and getting into drive, but then you don't have any control over any mirrors, you can't see anything. It's just like, it's a poorly built car. Interesting.

Yeah, I was at the car, I was at, i love you know i love my jack's car wash membership so i'm there all the time if i have an extra 10 minutes in my day and there was a guy in like a rusty colored cyber truck because i think you have to get them like painted or something if you want to take them through the car wash wrapped um and he was like explaining to the guy how he needed to like get around and

go through the car wash i'm like all right do you know what's funny is that that is the case that i don't think people understand the the car is made like your dishwasher is made like you know if you have a dishwasher that is made of like stainless steel and if you don't wrap that car you have to wash it like you would wash stainless steel so if you you could not go through a car wash and wash it which is to me a dumb idea but i uh you know to each his own i think they sweet bro and they

got some packages smith freaks out every time he sees one and i'm just like oh you're you're a do i think i think that the person driving the truck

i think there are other cars that douchebags own oh yeah and and i have been a douchebag before in the process of me owning certain cars and i i used to love cars all the time and i used to spend like way too much money on a car like that was my vice was to have to have a nice car but then I realized after the car had been in the shop like 8,000 times that Range Rovers were the douchebaggiest of douchebag cars because the car literally would be in the shop more than I actually had that car. And then I realized, all right, I'm going back to my good old-fashioned Chevy and I'm driving because it just made no sense. There was a light on on the dashboard all the time and you'd bring it to the dealership.

And they'd be like, yeah, we'll get around to doing it here or whatever. And you'd be like, you have my car more than I have my car. Like, what is that all about?

And by the way, I think your Tahoe, and I really mean this, is a cooler car than the Range Rover. I like it. What did you say? Range Rover or Land Rover. And I think your Chevy Tahoe is a cooler car than the Cybertruck. Can I tell you what else? I would rather have that Tahoe than the Land Rover or the Cybertruck. You know why I love my Tahoe? Or the Range Rover or the Cybertruck. I really would.

I love my Tahoe because I can ding and bang anybody's cars and I don't care about it. But, Kev, what's your dream car? Them Range Rovers. By the way, shout out, shout out to Kev. And the White Cherokee is back, finally.

We can shout it out if we want. My dream car would be an Eleanor from Gone in 60 Seconds. Give me like a 67, 68 Mustang. Yeah. Shelby GT boy. I said that would be my dream. Or like a SS Chevy. What's a douche car? Douche car? Yeah. What's the biggest douche car? Half of the cars Detroit got. Everybody who in a Charger who think they. Yep. Who think they're the fast and the furious

Let's put a list together Of douchebag of douchebag cars So any of those Cars like muscle cars you don't like

No I mean the two cars that I said I want Are ironically muscle cars But I just feel like people who drive chargers Just need to be seen Kind of like how Shannon was saying People who drive to Cybertrucks

So I purposely try I was on a walk yesterday I walked to this little coffee shop in my neighborhood And I passed a Cybertruck And I purposely try so hard to just look Straight forward like I don't want them Because they want you to look

Shannon and Megan and KP Lydia for girl you know the women Of the show what do you think of Hummers the people that are driving Those big old electric Hummers

Kind of different on those I like H2's I think H3's Are the ugliest thing that has ever been created Are those the big wide ones No they got smaller They got smaller as they got older But can I tell you my douchiest car yeah anybody who has a lift kit on a truck douchebag really yes okay if you have a

lift kit i'm a dorky fat numb nuts what what about what about uh the people that lift the jeeps up way high because i had a jeep wrangler i lifted a thing so high that my wife would never drive

with me in the thing here's the thing i only like them if you actually take it as an off-roading vehicle and i can say this as a wrangler owner if you put all of the off-roading features on it and don't take it off-road douchebag yeah absolute douchebag but if you have a lift kit on it because you go up mountains i i totally get i didn't like going off-road because i didn't want to have to

get it washed all the time uh cam hi what what is uh to you the douchebag car the biggest douchebag car is 90s mustang drivers really like the class absolutely okay because i it's funny i i kind of think mustangs are cool i think mustangs camaros corvettes like i think those things are actually

kind of cool cars you don't but you don't like them huh i just think they're the biggest douche

bags okay the people that drive all right uh squirrel what's up squirrel misfit squirrel

Where? Oh, sorry. You know, Sam, I was going to say, not all the Cybertruck guys are douchebags. I would say that technology's smart because if Squirrel got a Cybertruck, I couldn't even use it. There's a lot of parts to it, so you kind of got to be like a geek, if you know what I mean. And I got to agree with my man, Kevin Nose, bro. Hellcats are douchebags, man. They're not driving.

What do you drive, Squirrel?

I drive a 2001 Gold Cavalier with a squirrel tail on the back. Yes, he does.

And it does have a squirrel tail on the back, yep.

That's a classic car. That's a Woodward Dream Cruise car.

It also says Mojo's Misfit on the back of it. Oh, my God. You actually got your own.

That's cool, Squirrel. I like that. Dustin, hi. How are you?

Pretty good. Pretty good.

Hi.

Hey, the biggest douches are the Ford Raptors.

Are you serious? You don't like those? I love those.

No, I hate those. Why? I hate them.

I think a Ford Raptor with one of those, what are the really fast ones, the big engine one, those ones?

They got the supercharged V8.

Those things are awesome, man. I love those things.

No, Jeep's killing them all the day, all day long.

It's the Jeep world. Oh, Jeep is great. I love Jeep, but I'll be honest with you, only the Wranglers. That's the only one I like.

Oh, Grand Cherokees, baby. Oh, I love a Grand Cherokee. Or that Grand Wagoneer. Ooh, I'll never be able to afford one of those.

That Grand Wagoneer is way too expensive. Way too expensive. That is, there is no way that that car should be, or that SUV should be that expensive.

I agree, but I think. it is a sexy car uh nicole hi biggest douchebag car hey good morning hi good morning uh a prius

i cannot tell you how many times i've been cut off or beeped at while i'm the one waiting to turn in the turn lane and they're trying to get in you know when people turn into the turn lane to merge then into the the right lane of traffic oh man priuses even if you haven't done anything to me i'm probably cussing you out already the funny thing is all i think about

is larry david from curb your enthusiasm whenever i see a prius uh what's yours kyle how you doing not too bad how you doing mojo good buddy what's your uh car that's the biggest douchebag car

look man there is no more ultimate douchebag car than the nissan ultima every single one What did they do to you? Every single one is covered in dents. The drivers don't care if they side-swipe you or not. That's so true. Every time I see an Altima, I say at least three car lengths away.

Oh, my God. That's a good one. Madison, hi. How are you?

Good. How are you?

Good. We're talking about the biggest douchebag car.

Oh, my God. BMWs with vanity plates.

Oh, that would be second on my list after the Cybertruck. Is it because of the vanity plate?

It's a combo.

I have vanity plates to begin with, and then just any BMW for whatever reason. I can't believe how popular vanity plates are in Michigan.

What's a vanity plate?

You have a vanity plate. You're not a douchebag, by the way.

Yes, he is. What's a vanity plate? Douchebag.

Can I say what your vanity plate says? Oh, the custom license plate? Yeah, that's a vanity plate.

Kevin has a vanity plate.

He's saying 24. Oh.

Yeah. By the way, I think... I love vanity plates. BMWs are great cars, but I think the Vanity Plague combo does kind of hurt.

Chill on us, bro. Some people out there are creative. It's all about personalization. You're listening. You don't have a BMW. It has to be the BMW with the Vanity Plague. He's doubling down on just the Vanity Plague.

I'm not doubling down on you.

I see the shade. Considering his says Mojo 955, he shouldn't be doing it.

Yeah, no, I've never done that. Could you imagine? Beijing Dr. Douchebag. Hey, what's up, Paris? Hi.

Hey, my douchebag car is caravans and those cars that modify their muffler and it sounds like fireworks that can wake up the dead. Yeah. Oh, my goodness.

How about the people that put on what is a regular car, the sound of that Ferrari sounding kind of like that sound? Yeah. Oh, man. It's horrible. What do you what do you let's go back to the ladies on this one? I always worry what the women think of this. What do you think of the guys that drive lime green Lamborghinis and things like that? Why would you ruin a car by giving it a color that's that awful?

Okay, Steve Cavana's going to get so mad at me. I don't care. So if you're listening, I love you.

Yeah?

The Smurf Blue Corvettes.

Oh my God.

Just scream to me, I'm going through something.

Stevie G, I got to tell you something about Stevie G. He'd be the only guy I know that would buy that color.

He loves them. He loves them.

Steve, we're talking. Are you listening?

I am. Actually, I was just getting ready to dial in. You should have dialed in.

I'm sorry. Steve, why do you ruin, first off, clothing and cars with the goofy colors that you like these things to be?

So you call it goof. I call it class. I mean, not everybody can get away with navy blue and black at all times, right? I got a little style. I got a little pizzazz.

Talk to him. The other night, Chelsea's friend was here, and Chelsea's friend's single, and Steve and her talk a little bit, and we go to meet at for dinner. He gets out of his big Ford Expedition with the worst pink shoes on I have ever seen in my life. Oh, Stephen.

Oh, come on. The first thing everybody noticed was my pink shoes, and they loved them. I mean, it's okay, Mojo. I get it. Not everybody can pull it off. But you guys give Kev a hard time because he's got a vanity plate talking good stuff. I mean, I show up and wear pink shoes. Not everybody can do it. They can't, man. They want to be us. Hey, what is the – They're not like us.

What's the loaded Raptor? What is it called?

There's a Raptor R. There's a Ford F-150 Raptor R. The R is a high-performance model, but the Raptor itself is very loaded.

Oh, so if it's a Raptor, it's a... Okay, that's what it is. Yeah, because it's like a Ford F-150 Raptor. It did, yeah. Okay, that's cool. All right.

And going to your Cybertrops, we've had a couple people already kind of drop those off in exchange for Ford Lightning because I think they... Really?

Wait, real quick. What was the price of those things and what is it now? Like, what did people pay for them at their height and what is it going for now?

So in all fairness, I don't...

I don't pay a ton of attention to what Tesla's doing, but I believe the trucks are like $100,000 and $110,000. You and I have a mutual friend that drives one, and the text thread right now is blowing up.

You're like, oh, Mojo's dogging you because you drive a Cybertruck. To be fair, it wasn't Mojo. It was me.

It was Shannon. It was me. You know who it is? It's Amar who invited us to go to his pool party.

Oh, word?

Yeah. It is.

Amar, you are cooler than that.

Water basketball. Water basketball. That was it. All right, Steve, I'll talk to you later, okay? Have a great morning, guys. See you. Sorry, I love you. By the way, Mike Porter just told me he's got some Tahoes on the lawn. If you want one of those nice Tahoes, he says that they're there for you. What's up, Laura? How you doing?

Good, how are you?

Good. Who are the bigger douchebag drivers?

Oh, my God, Maserati owners, in my opinion. See, our agent, God rest his soul, drove a Maserati, and he was the coolest guy I knew.

He was the best.

Seriously.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You know what?

I always think of him.

That's another one of those ones, though, too, where if it breaks, it's expensive to fix. And every time that thing would break on him, the poor guy would just complain about how much it would cost.

I thought I was going to die when I drove with him because he drove so fast. I'd be like, Norm, you are 90. Do not go 90.

I know.

On a 45 street. Believe me.

When you're 90, you probably shouldn't even be driving, let alone driving a car that is that fast.

Dude, that's how I feel about all Porsche drivers. I'm like, is that necessary?

You're going to die.

Josh, what's your douchebag car?

Oh, man, how's it going, guys? Biggest douchebags in the world drive the big Hemi Dodge Ram pickup trucks that are lifted. And they got, like, huge rims with no tires. And they got all the lights and stuff on the bottom. Oh, it's awful.

Really?

Yeah. Oh, it's awful.

Do you know what they're saying? They're saying that Lyft's not the thing now. Now the thing is low riders. Low riders are coming back right now.

I'm a good one. Low riders used to be cool back in the day. Some deep-dick Dayton's on there. That'd be cool. Some Dayton's I see you. Yeah.

I don't know. I'm going to say this. I'm going to go out and say that all these cars that we just talked about right now, if you're driving one of them, we love you as listeners. Thank you for listening. Even the Cybertruck. It's time now on Mojo in the Morning for Am I the A-Hole? Please do not swear. I know that you want to, but don't. I know it's part of our normal speech to be able to say the A-S-S-H-O-L-E word, but we can't. I don't even know if you can spell it. Is that wrong? That's cool. I mean, but am I the a-hole? And John is on with us right now, and John wants to know if he's an a-hole because you don't want to invite a neighbor to one of your parties that you have, John. What's going on?

Hey, good morning. Good morning. Now, listen, we used to be friends, and I hate my neighbor now. She's got, like, her whole yard is full of political signs. My wife loves her, wants to invite her for my cookout, and honestly, now that, you know, I see this sort of just blatant display rather than just live and let live, I actually don't want her at my house anymore.

So you don't like, you liked her until you found out that she, is it because who she's voting for, or is it because all the signs that she's got that she's voting for?

It's actually both. You know, it started out with, in this house we believe, and the thing, and whatever, and then just, you know, we're a political moment here, and the entire front yard is just cluttered with, and I probably don't care who you vote for. It's just the blatant just in your face. And it just was like, really, I don't want to be friends with this lady anymore.

So the thing that's bothering you is the amount, as you called it, did you call it litter? Is that what you said? Clutter.

Clutter. Visual clutter. Visual clutter.

Interesting. So is John an a-hole because he now doesn't want to invite his neighbor over because he feels like she has cluttered the neighborhood with all of her political stuff? Is she the only one in the neighborhood that has all the political signs up, or is she the only neighborhood that has a ton of political signs?

There's every scattered houses, right? But really, it's like she's lost her mind, and that's probably what scares me.

I'm sorry if you said this, but if it's like just one sign, you're not upset. She just has an insane amount of them.

Yeah, every sign that was ever made for politics is in her yard. she's a cat she's a catless lady she's a i don't even know what the signs mean i swear i walk by every day it's like a graveyard after the election is over and she removes the signs

will she be invited to your cookouts again or this is now forever standing you know it's the old

Once the horse is out of the barn, when are you going to shut that, you know, the ranch gate? I think the horse is out. Yeah, I think they've escaped, and I'm not sure I want to, you know, take control of that again.

I think it's interesting. We need to go back to a time in our lives where people could tell you who they're voting for or what they're doing without it becoming so divisive.

But he's not. I actually think he's the a-hole, but he's not saying that. Okay. He's not saying it's because of who she's voting for. He's saying it's because of the number of times.

I think there's an underlying name.

I do think he's the a-hole. And by the way, I'd be super annoyed, too. In my head, I'd be like, this looks so terrible. But you can't. I just think it's crappy that you're now uninviting her to stuff because of it. Like, it's a maybe roll your eyes and move on.

People should live their life and live their beliefs every day and not have to say. I don't have to tell you if I gave money to a homeless guy to make me important. I'd rather you not know. I'd rather know that in, you know. So when you said it's underlying, I work with people. We completely disagree politically. And I love these people as humans. So I think that when you put 30 bumper stickers on your car, you pull up behind that person and go, maybe you're not coming to one of my parties. Not really, but you get where I'm going.

We need to go back to bumper stickers. That's what people need to do. Because it is interesting. You're right. There is a lot of people that will just throw. I hate. You know what I hate is not so much. I would hate to be the guy that lives on a corner house on a street where there are a bunch of those signs. Because if it's a corner house that is not your property, people can put signs there and you don't have any say so over it. And that would drive me crazy. There's a house that is over at Orchard Lake Road and I think it's Long Lake Road. I look at the poor guy that lives there, and I think to myself, that poor guy has got to look at that crap all the time.

What property, though, would you not own? I've never seen something like that.

It's the, you don't own the street. You own your yard. You don't own the street where the big old light pole and all that stuff is.

Okay, I totally get that because I have an island like that in front of my old house. But I thought if it was city land, you're not allowed to post anything.

No, they put them on there. I think the political signs, I think there's some kind of a legal thing where they can put them on.

They're not allowed to remove them, right?

Yep.

That's totally illegal. Correct. And it could be a felony depending on how many you take down. But here's the thing, and I hate to do this so early in the M.I. the a-hole. I kind of want to defend John a little bit. Hear me out. Only because if you have that many yard signs, I know you can't go more than three minutes in a conversation without bringing up politics. So it's not necessarily, even if I agree with you, there might be people at the party that we don't agree with. And I don't want you to start that conversation and ruin the party.

That's a great point. That's a very, very good point. I'm falling in love. You're not the person we're looking for for Megan here, okay? Craig, what's going on?

My wife wouldn't agree either.

Only because, you know, politics is politics. It's going to be over in two weeks. You don't want to even deal with your friend coming over and hanging out for a party. But if she put crosses up in her yard, would you be so mad?

You're okay. Hold on a second. Now, what are you saying? He's saying if they put crosses in their yard. So if they showed off their religion, would it be different? Is that what you're saying?

Yes. Yes.

John, you know, if they decorate their – how about if they decorate with the nativity scene or whatever their religion is? Is that too much?

Well, it depends. For example, at Halloween, there is a house in my yard, and the entire front yard is just skull and bones and stuff and things, and people stop and they take pictures. And there's the one with the blow-ups, you know, at Christmas where there isn't an inch of yard left. It's like, listen, at some point, I'm just saying, so no, it's not that.

I think the blow-ups, by the way, is different. I love the blow-ups. I'm not a blow-up person. Catherine, hi. Am I the a-hole? Is John an a-hole for not wanting to invite his neighbor over?

No, I do not think he is the a-hole. I think that it is character showing and it is his prerogative to choose whether he likes her or wants to mess with her or not because of how she decides to voice her belief.

Yeah, but what if he's had this neighbor over before him? Am I right to say that, John?

We did.

And has she ever shown a bad character?

We just talked about it. I might talk about her when she leaves about the time she gets a little buzzed and the things come out of her mouth. Okay. Which is normal for neighborly means.

Those are my favorite neighbors.

have over i like that i like the neighbor that drinks too much uh what's up lisa just that he's

um his wife is friends with her too so he's kind of dictating who his wife can have over to the house too that the signs will be gone in a month hopefully it's the ones that leave the signs up

for you know the last four years that i have a problem your sign should be done on wednesday after election day yeah i agree even if even if they don't announce who the president is which they say that there's a possibility that nobody might know for days or so because of ballot counting and stuff. I don't want to see the signs the day

afterwards. I think it should be one day

after it's announced. Is that what it is?

I think that should be it.

Christmas lights?

No, those are year-round.

What's up, Steve?

Hey, how's it going? I don't think he's the a-hole because why can he not have his opinion?

Thank you. He's not an a-hole because he gets an opinion, you're saying. So everybody gets an opinion.

We're not talking about the opinion piece of it, though.

But why not? We're not talking about who he's voting for and who she's voting for.

Well, yeah. Okay, so he can vote for who he wants. And if he doesn't like who she's voting for, why is that got to be his problem?

Yeah.

He don't want her to tell. It's his house.

Yeah, so you're saying that John is not an a-hole because he has the American right to say, I don't want this neighbor over.

Exactly. Oh, okay. I misunderstood you.

Okay. All right. I just think it's not neighborly, though. Can't we go back to everybody just liking each other or not liking each other?

You've had normal neighbors. Have a neighbor like me, and then you're going to take that back real quick.

What's worse, John? Let me ask you this question. Not because I have friends that are like this, but what's worse? worse the person with all the political signs or the single dad with a son and a daughter one's named megan that has 8 000 cars in their their yard and only two of them run

it's the same thing that's my point it's not actually what you believe it's the excessive

amount of psycho that you display okay but but hear me out what if you would like to move one of those cars but every time you turn it on you have to hit the starter with a hammer to get it turned off so really it's just a danger at this point to move it john john maybe you should go

on a date with john somebody somebody's asking i want to know the answer what i want you to know i had a car like that i kid you not a volkswagen station wagon and i needed two people to get it started one underneath with the hammer to hit the starter and the other turning i had that car i

will take you as my wife what were you gonna say shannon well somebody was asking would it make a

difference if you were both voting for the same person if she had the same political view as you would you be just as upset or people because she's got a lot of science that's what i mean that's a good question yeah that's a good question that made me think for a minute and and really consider this but i honestly i actually just don't want that level of fanaticism in my life if that makes

sense it's going to ruin the vibe of the party it's going to ruin it because if you're just trying to have a good time with everybody and you don't want to have discussions i mean i i go to family events right and i agree with somebody who always starts the fights i don't want to go because even though i agree with you you're making us look bad which uncle is that don't worry about it all right john we excited for halloween i'm so excited i just really hope it doesn't rain

Is this weather, though, make it un-Halloween-y? No. We're supposed to be 77, I think, or so. 78 today. We're going to be outside regardless. I'm looking at our forecast for all of our great cities that we have here that we're broadcasting to. Grand Rapids for Halloween. It looks like we got rain in the forecast up until about 10 o'clock in the morning. And they're saying very windy on Halloween Thursday. Let's see what Toledo has. Makes me sad

I hate living in an apartment during Halloween

Do you guys get candy for your apartment? Oh Toledo's got rain Toledo's got rain at like 5 or 6 o'clock That's not good

Will you not pass out candy in your apartment? There's not a child

There's not a child You were there last year and you didn't have any kids?

I have never once seen a child In my building

We got rain too in Detroit by the way

I don't think I've seen a kid that lives downtown which makes me sad because I love going to Chicago. Ellen and I love city kids. I think city kids are the coolest thing in the entire world. Like when you see a kid in the city with cool style and you're like, city kid. Detroit doesn't really have city kids. What?

Where do kids...

Like in my area of downtown, there's no children.

Where do kids that live in a city go trick-or-treating?

In a neighborhood. Or you go to the rich people neighborhood where they got the full-size candies.

I love passing out candy. I hate living in an apartment.

I always like bringing Luke to suburbs that had a lot of homes. Usually they were built by, you know, I don't know, Pulte or something like that. There was a bunch of them there.

They're all the same, but a different color.

Yeah, and they have, like, tons of little kids running around all the time. Yeah. up what time we went last year what time is the trick-or-treating time what time do you usually

go i usually send my kids out at like six is it still light outside when you send them out kind of starting to get dark it's just starting to get dark yeah man we was younger i don't know

if they still do it but the grocery stores the liquor stores and the police stations used to give out candy too really that's why i used to for sure know it was safe we used to trick-or-treat

till like people shut off their lights like it might be nine o'clock my kids go like an hour And they're good. I'm like, you are, I'm disowning you as my children. We would dump out pillowcases and then go back out. Yeah, same. They don't do that anymore. They've also made it super short. Like, I'm looking at the times here. Slovenia is 6 to 7.30. Toledo, 6 to 8.

What time are these? Like, y'all have designated trick-or-treat hours?

We do in Toledo.

Why?

Is that not a thing here? Hell no.

Somebody was telling me that trick-or-treating is like dating nowadays. And KP and Lydia and Megan, you attest to this because you guys are on the dating apps. They say that whenever you meet a guy, guys would rather stay home and play video games than go out on a date. So guys will turn you down to go out and hang out and have fun because they would rather just stay home and play video games. Kids are like that, too, with trick-or-treating. like where it used to be like shannon said when we were younger we would be out we'd fill up 12 you know pillowcases full of candy we'd have so much candy that we could feed the entire country of candy and these kids nowadays they get like half of a pillowcase and they're done i'm good i got enough i got enough that will last me a few days or something i don't know what it is you know what i think i blame i blame technology but i also blame that parents used to give your candy to like military vets overseas or something like that or the dentist's office they would sell your

candy back to them dr frankel has a buyback program and i think what ends up happening is

the kids realize they're only going to get so much candy anyway until their parents take it away and we've ruined these kids i don't know is dating like that am i right in saying that with dating where guys would rather stay home and play with themselves i mean oh you're going crazy video

games this is what i mean i ain't out here dating but what i will say is if you are stressed if you work a lot you want to come home and do something that's going to relax you and oftentimes that escape is video games and the last thing you may want to do is like have to get ready get dressed

and go spend some money yeah so why don't we do this why don't we make it that we can door dash our halloween candy to our house like wait why don't we make it let's make gosh that would

actually be a genius idea for like a let's come up with an app store to do where you just get a big plastic pumpkin that's filled with assorted candy on halloween if you're an adult that's how we keep walgreens and rite aid in business yeah well rite aids already gone well no how about how

about we do this where kids do this kids kids play video games for candy and they get virtual candy like i bet you josiah would rather get virtual candy than real candy roblox candies what do you think candy yeah hell yeah what's the line i like candy what's the longest what's the longest that

josiah has ever stayed out uh i would say so we obviously him and him his mother and i aren't together so we operate by the parenting what the court say is the holiday time i gotta check and actually see who got him for halloween this year you don't know who's got him thursday i got it like it's in our our photos so i gotta like look back at our contact and go to our photos and check but um are you hoping that you have him or no yeah for sure i want to yeah for sure i love him um like two years ago i think was the longest we stayed out and it was cold as hell nose running like i'm it's time to go in just like it was like low-key like ice raining a little bit he wanted

to stay out forever i'm like i love that kid my kids would be like no i'm staying i'm joey joey wanted to stay out all night and jacob maybe luke was like done after about luke actually had a friend that lived in clarkston that had a golf cart and they would go is that lazy

megan what's going on

what's happening so i was just commenting

on how you know i used to run and you know fill out my bag as fast i could too and my kids would just disappoint me all the time by not having any want to go and i started thinking about it like we never had all these trunk or treats and like halloween hike and that's true literally have so much candy at their fingertips all the time that they're just spoiled rotten essentially you're

right they're like oh yeah some other way we had again megan how much of that is is worse candy than when we were kids.

Oh, really?

What are the new candies? They got new candies? Yeah, they're tiny now compared to what we used to get. Yeah, that's true.

They are a lot smaller.

I do feel like when we were kids, we would get not like regular size or king size, but I feel like our Halloween candy was like a half of a candy bar. And now it's like a little mouse bite. It's like a little mouse bite. There you go.

It's nothing fun.

There's like eight pounds of plastic and like three ounces of chocolate.

She is right, though, about there are tons of trunk or treats so the kids get candy weeks before halloween so no so

we haven't done any of those things this year so i'm hoping that they like that that will motivate them to want to stay out longer jackie unless it's raining then come in jackie wants to talk

about the angle of guys don't want to date anymore they want to stay home and play with themselves

no they have to because all they want is nude photos and videos and and the guys want to see videos of women with other men like i would be so like cut off by they're like no send me everything you've got so if you send them your face and maybe a sexy pic and they still want more they're not meeting you they're just interesting how about that for trick-or-treating

as a single guy i'm gonna trick-or-treat asking women to send me nudes that's the real trunk or treat and that's that's that's pretty crazy that you said that guys would rather or are okay with you sending them a pic of them of you with another guy is that's weird i think it's crazy

It's a new world Wow

That's weird

Be blessed that you're not out here on this show

It's awful

Be blessed

Why would you Like OnlyFans is a thing It's at your fingertips bro You don't even gotta do all that I'm gonna OnlyFans my Halloween candy

But it shows you how cheap these douchebags are That you won't even pay a $5 a month subscription To get exactly what you want You'll ask strangers for it You cheap bastards

I know

mojo in the mornings dirty on the 30 it's a good war of the roses uh this morning

she saw her friend's boyfriend out with other girls and she wanted us to do war of the roses the way that her friend reacted to hearing her boyfriend cheating on her might have not only lost a boyfriend but might also lost a friend you'll hear it in just moments right now shannon with the dirty. So it's big dirty

today. Giselle Bündchen is pregnant and expecting her first child with that jujitsu instructor Joaquin Valende. They've been friends for many, many years. Started dating in June of last year, but this will be her third child and his first. And obviously together they're first. And so naturally everybody wanted to know what Tom Brady thought of this. First off, he was given the heads up that his ex-wife was expecting before we all started talking about it and knew about it but he did respond kind of cryptically on his instagram yesterday he posted a photo of the sunsets beautiful photo accompanied by the chicks remake of fleetwood mac's iconic landslide song and the caption features part of the lyrics oh mirror in the sky what is love but he's posted

like a 15 year old girl after a breakup i'm thinking that's his reaction i don't even know

But that's what was posted.

You don't feel for him at all? I feel for him. I feel bad.

He chose football over his family. By the way, he is, or I should say was, I guess. It's kind of blown over, but a little bit of hot water for offending some people with his commentary while calling the Bills-Seahawks game on Fox Sports on Sunday. He was discussing the growth of Bills quarterback Josh Allen. And he made a comment about how Josh used to play like a quote-unquote spaz before he became more controlled. in the way that he played and that term is a shortened form of the word spastic and it's used in some circumstances to describe medical conditions and for some it is very much considered a slur or a metaphor to dehumanize. I never knew that. Yeah so commenters were just saying it was unnecessary it was unnecessary and maybe he didn't know but now he knows. I feel

like honestly like we probably all have used that word and have never thought about it. There are a

lot of words i'm going to say this word that i used just because people came at me after oh god it was like a year or two ago do you want me to say it i don't know go ahead i felt ripped off by something and i said i got gypped and people were like that is a very very very offensive what does that mean gypsies yes oh and i truly and i apologize again for saying i was trying to make a point i i did not know that

That was a very offensive term. Are gypsies a religion or something? Or what is it? It is an offensive term. It is a, I don't know if they consider it a race or an ethnicity. A culture? It's a group of people, yes. Romanian people. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah, that's not a good one to use, if you were not aware. Kamala Harris caught in a hot mic moment, admitting her campaign is struggling with male voters with just over a week until election day. Actually, exactly.

A hot mic moment at a campaign stop in Michigan appears to have caught Vice President Harris admitting to Governor Gretchen Whitmer that her campaign has an issue that they're working on with male voters.

We need to move ground among men. Is what she said. We need to move ground among men. And then she realized, yeah.

Donald Trump caught in a hot mic moment, too, saying.

Mojo in the Morning has tremendous ratings, that I can tell you.

Yes.

By the way, while we're talking politics, the three-hour Joe Rogan Experience podcast featuring Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump has become the most viral episode in the series history. It attracted more than 26 million views, the video of it did, in the first 24 hours of its release. 34 million in the past two days. And by the way, Joe Rogan revealed he is in negotiations to interview Kamala on the podcast. He said the Harris campaign has not passed on doing the podcast. They offered a date for Tuesday today, but I would have had to travel to her and they only wanted to do an hour. He writes on social media. I strongly feel the best way to do it is in the studio in Austin. My sincere wish is to just have a nice conversation and get to know her as a human being. I really hope we can make it happen.

By the way, he does not do short podcasts. I still think three hours is way too long. But people like that, you know, listening to the entire time. And if you get them for three hours, I mean, an hour, that's still a decent amount of time. I'm surprised he wouldn't just take the hour. I would take the hour.

And lastly, a little PSA for you.

Otherwise known as?

A public service announcement. There you go. don't dress as diddy for halloween and if you for whatever reason feel the need that you absolutely need to do so blackface big no no who did this big no no college students are being slammed on tiktok for wearing blackface for their diddy costumes and there is one tiktok in particular that went viral i think it's since been deleted because i can't see it anywhere but it was originally captioned how the group chat dressed for halloween and there's a white couple dressed up as Diddy. The kid's wearing blackface and his date is wearing a pink hat and a pink shirt with a sign that reads Johnson & Johnson's baby oil while holding a bottle of baby oil. As you can imagine, they got slammed and should

have, what? Oreo parents, Oreo friends. Come on.

For all of today's dirty catch-up on the podcasts on the free iHeartRadio app, emojianthemorning.com.

Morning's Dirty on the 30. Damn, it's already that time of year when I have to rake the leaves into my neighbor's yard. This is Mojo in the Morning.

Mojo in the Morning, do you think that you're being cheated on? Text cheater to 95500. zero we'll get you on the war of the roses here also you can check out our tiktok especially our detroit station channel 955's tiktok where you can watch the videos of the war of the roses go

check that out catching cheaters and proud of it ow i'm sorry it's your home for war the roses on

mojo in the morning amanda you think that your best friend is being cheated on yeah uh in fact

I'm positive.

Why are you getting involved in this? What's the reason why you're the one calling us out?

I've known her since kindergarten. They've been together for three years, and I've tried to give him the benefit of the doubt countless times, and frankly, I know that he's cheating. I know that he's cheating on her. It's girl code.

Girl code, but how do you know that she's cheating?

Because last week I saw him at a bar talking to other girls.

Was there more than talking, or, like, why was it so suspicious to you?

Like, talking, talking. Like, he was clearly hitting on them. Okay.

Okay, so that's why you're doing it. You saw him out actually fooling around, and Megan brought up girl code. I always heard guy code. I never heard girl code before. Girls do the same.

Did he see you?

at the bar no he didn't see me so you were you guys were out and you saw him flirting with girls the entire night and you witnessed this all did you say anything to your friend

i the next time i saw him i confronted him okay and what do you say yeah he denied it he completely gaslit me said that he wasn't even at that bar that night when you told your friend what did she say about it she doesn't believe me i've brought up i've brought this up multiple times how i think that he has red flag after red flag and so she even after this concrete evidence she

still doesn't believe me was the prior red flags just like personality issues you didn't like with him like character traits or did it involve like with him flirting with other women i've always

felt like he's been his boundaries with other women are iffy. It always feels like

he's flirting. Has he ever flirted with you?

Yeah, when she first met him before they were official he was flirting with me just as much as he was flirting with her.

Does he still flirt with you?

No, because frankly I mean, I'd hardly look at him. I can't stand him.

So you're not getting flirted on. This isn't a jealousy thing of him. You're upset with him, and this is you trying to make him look bad.

No. I mean, they've been dating for three years. If I was jealous, wouldn't I have done something sooner? No. I just want her to see that he's a piece of shit.

My worry would be as a friend that what happens if she thinks that you're just butting into their business? Do you worry about losing a friend over this?

i that yes and that is what has kept me really from confronting him and her but it's just gotten

to a point where i think i have to all right we're gonna call him up to see where he's gonna send a dozen free roses so that you can get proof that there is something going on her name is amy so we're hoping that the flowers go to amy yes okay mute your phone okay

hello hi is this drew hey yeah this is drew hi drew my name is nicole and i'm calling from a brand new online floral company called rosesbloom.com. I'm calling with an offer for some free flowers. If you have less than a minute to answer two survey questions, we're going to give you a dozen long stemmed red roses that you can send pretty much anywhere in the country, totally free of charge. Not going to ask you for your credit card info or anything like that. And so I am, it is my job to call you and see if you'd like to send some flowers to somebody.

hello yeah i'm not a flower person um i don't know why you'd call me it's just okay um is there

somebody in your life that you'd want to send some flowers to though it's totally free it's worth

taking advantage of no yeah i don't really buy flowers so sorry to waste your time but that's

okay well these these like i said it's totally free so if you just want to give me the name of somebody to send some flowers we can get them out for you today super easy it'll take you like 30

seconds at this point. Are you sure you don't want to just call somebody else and give the

three flowers? You know what? I have a whole list of people to call today. You're just you're just on my list. You honestly drew and it helps me meet a quota. So if you could do it, I would be really super appreciative. Um, if it helps you out, I don't know. You don't have anybody that you want to send flowers to. I just need a first and a last name and a phone number from them. That's it.

First and last name, that's it?

Uh-huh. Like a wife or a girlfriend or a sister or a mom, a friend, a co-worker.

Somebody with a birthday coming up. Okay. Maybe I could send it to someone interesting.

Okay. That's, yep. What's that person's name? First and last name. Okay.

Maddie.

Okay. And what's Maddie's last name? Okay. And her phone number? Yeah. Can you give me her phone number? Yeah, sure.

Give me one second. Her phone number is... 8-1-

Okay. And what's her relationship to you, said somebody that you're seeing? I just have to, sorry, I have to check off a box on here to be able to do it. Yeah, what's the question?

What's her relationship to you? She's somebody I'm seeing. Okay. And then real quick, Drew, we're almost done, I promise. Instead of sending a paper card, in this case, Maddie is going to get a text message alerting her that she has a delivery. And then it's going to include a little voice memo. And so I want to go ahead and record that with you. And you could say anything, short, long, whatever you want, just so she knows who they're from and she gets a little message with it. Does that make sense? Yeah, sure. Okay, I'm going to count you down, and you say whatever you want. Three, two, one.

Hey, baby, I thought of you and wanted to send you a reminder that I like you. How's that?

That's perfect. And I also have to let you know that, Drew, that this call is being recorded for quality and training purposes. Are you okay with that? Yeah, that's fine.

Okay.

and drew i'm gonna jump on real quick just to kind of wrap up this call but i wanted to uh just let you know one last thing that uh while you were sending the flowers off we were wondering why you didn't send them to your girlfriend amy who we understand that you're in a relationship with. What the f***?

Who, how are you?

Drew, this is the Mojo in the Morning Show. And we were doing the War of the Roses to see where you were going to send a dozen free roses. And we were doing this to hopefully hear you send flowers to your girlfriend and not to some other girl.

Yeah, so I just sent it to my friend So I don't see why that's a big deal

A friend to that, baby

Get him, get him Look, this is messed up

Yeah, I don't know what game you guys are trying to play But I'm not interested

How do you Amanda Yes How do you go about Telling Amy about that

I have no idea

Can we call her up To talk to her

Yeah

Hang on one second And let's see if we can get Amy on just to tell her What just happened

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Live Mojo in the Morning, War of the Roses Is Amanda being a good friend? A lot of people texting this morning Saying that Amanda Kind of messed up And I'll take some of those calls and I'll read some of these texts too. But I wanted to ask this question at 844-MOJO-LIVE, 844-665-6548 or text 95500. Has anybody ever had to step in to help a friend out that they kind of figured was getting cheated on? Hannah has a point to make here that actually is a pretty good point. What's that, Hannah? Hannah? Hannah? Hi. Hello? Turn that radio down just for one sec because I don't want to confuse you because you're going to hear a delay. What's up?

He says he might be cheating. That's fine. I just feel like he's kind of a pick me. She kind of wants the attention from either her friend or even her boyfriend.

Yeah. So you think Amanda is doing this for the wrong reasons?

Yes and no. You can't tell me that he didn't see her all night at the bar. That makes zero sense.

Right. Right. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what bar they were hanging at.

She just gives me the type of vibes, like, would sleep with her boyfriend after they break up. So I'm going to point out all of his flaws.

All the texters are saying something like, why would she not videotape it, too? Like, why would she not grab her phone and start taping? What's going on, Kia? Hi.

Hi, Mojo. Did you see that he tried to gaslight you? I'm sending flowers to my friend. What was wrong with that? Why did he just try to play? Why did he just play you like that? I just thought that was just the most hilarious thing. I don't think the friend is a pick me. That's the problem with females. Females do not know how to accept real friends, and females do not know how to be real friends. If I see someone...

something i'm saying something don't you tell the kids that i'm gonna tell my friend that have you have you ever been in a situation like this it's all like people need more friends i've never been in a situation like where i've been out at a bar and seen my home girl dude out kidding no but i have like i mean she's caught him cheating and then we'd be kind of kind of like what you guys do kind of question up like that but i've done i've been in situations i'm the type of girl i'm gonna see something say something so i did have a situation where my friend baby daddy said he was out of town told her he was out of town shooting moves i know you know what that means kevin so he said he was out of town shooting moves and then i ran into him in a liquor store

please tell please tell uh us other folks uh what does a shoot and move mean please

A shooting move. So people who do illegal things go outside of town to move to traffic things.

Oh, okay.

Yeah.

I'm going to use that in my vernacular today. That's going to be. Oh, boy. I'm going to try to use it in a sentence. Please don't. Hey, hold on.

You should move.

I shoot move? All right. Hold on, Kia.

I love Kia.

Kia, Leslie disagrees with you. Leslie, meet Kia. Kia, meet Leslie. Leslie, what do you think?

I think that maybe she's cheating with them because her name's Mandy. Or she's just trying to break them up. Oh, snap.

That's an insecurity.

Yeah.

That's an insecurity. I'm never going to think. I'm not thinking, oh, she just wants him. Oh, she's trying to break them up for herself. No, I'm never thinking that. That's an insecurity.

By the way, Leslie, you're a shoot and move. She's Kia on the phone.

I like her. I love her commentary.

Kia needs to become a Mojo in the Morning misfit. We need to have her on with us. Okay, so real quick, I want to play this because I want Amy to be able to hear what happened just moments ago.

What's that person's name? First and last name.

Okay, Maddie.

Okay, and what's Maddie's last name? What's her relationship to you? She's somebody I'm seeing. Okay. And then real quick, Drew, we're almost done, I promise. Instead of sending a paper card, in this case, Maddie is going to get a text message alerting her that she has a delivery, and then it's going to include a little voice memo. And so I want to go ahead and record that with you. And you could say anything, short, long, whatever you want, just so she knows who they're from and she gets a little message with it. Does that make sense? Yeah, sure. Okay, I'm going to count you down, and you say whatever you want. Three, two, one.

Hey, baby, I thought of you and wanted to send you a reminder that I like you. How's that? That's perfect.

Amy?

Yes?

You just heard what I just played just a second ago.

I'm sorry?

Did you just hear on hold what I just played?

Yeah, I, Amanda, what the heck? I'm so sorry, Amy. I, I didn't like know what to say.

I just, I just wanted you to know.

Amy, did you have any sense that he's not been straight with you?

She told me, but I already told her that he's not cheating.

But now you hear that, and obviously there's somebody else.

Yeah, but he's not, though.

Then why wouldn't you be top of mind for him? wait

how can you say he's not cheating when he said very very clearly when I asked who that was that he said it's someone that I'm seeing

dude first of all like kind of messed up that you went behind my back what I already told you like wait who did he send them to

some girl named Maddie Amy do you know a Maddie

no i've never heard of a maddie before have you never suspected him of cheating before no you never you never thought that he was a cheater no and so when we are showing you proof that there's another

person that he's thinking about thinking about and in getting romantic about you don't think that that's something that's cheating no I like I don't know we've been together for so long like I trust him um where are the roses mojo in the morning Jennifer wants to comment on this on why friends sometimes shouldn't step in. What happened, Jennifer?

My best friend, we lived together. Her boyfriend stayed with us. I took him to work one morning, and he tried to have sex with me in the car while I was taking him to work. Luckily, me and my friend were very close when I told her. She did believe me, but it caused us to have a little falling out as far as, you know, she moved out and we didn't live together no more. But of course, you know, he tried to blame it on me. It was my fault. I'm the one that tried to have sex with him.

Wait, wait, wait, wow. So she turned it on you even after she believed you?

Or did she come around? No, he did. No, the boyfriend did. The boyfriend turned it around on me.

Oh, he did, okay. But your friend didn't believe that?

No, no, she did not.

Quick question for you. Can I ask a quick question? Because I'm intrigued by the fact that You're driving him to work First off, what time of day is this That this is going on?

It's about 9 in the morning

Oh my god, so in the morning He's on his way to work and he says to you I want to have sex with you or what does he do?

He looks at me And he says, hey So you want to have some fun together? No I don't think so I said, you know that's my best friend, right? But that's okay. She doesn't have to know. Well, she's going to know now. I actually put him out of my car at the gas station in the middle of the road.

Wow.

I pulled over to the gas station and told me about my car.

How far did he have to walk to get to his work?

About another 20 minutes. Oh, my God. What do you mean?

Wait, wait, hold on. Kevin's not believing you on this one, just like the girl is. Wait, wait, wait, why?

I just find it hard to believe that he came out of nowhere and said that.

Okay, so me and my friend, we've had, you know, threesomes and stuff together. Okay, there you go. All right. Come on, now. That was an important part of the story. That doesn't give you the right to talk about sex. No, you're right. You're right. You got to at least disclose that. But there's a history, yeah.

Your Honor. We're going to add this to it.

The home of the second date update. Throwback, throwdown. More of the roses. This is Mojo in the Morning.

All right, it is Mojo in the Morning. Is this, Kevin, a friend or is it you? Because sometimes when a story comes up on the radio where Kev will say, I have a friend, I know he has no friends.

No, this is me, though. I can't even dodge this one. This is me.

Okay. But if it was, I have a friend, it would be because it would be an embarrassing situation. Is that what we're saying?

Yeah, no, I think I've only used that maybe once on this show. Other times, you know, I try to stay true.

You know what I can tell? When you smile those pearly, beautiful teeth of yours.

I appreciate you. I got an appointment. I'm so glad you said that. I got to see Dr. Reynolds today. But, yeah, man, I might need a lawyer, too, because I almost talked to a minor. I'm in Target yesterday. I had to grab a battery because my key fob was about to die. and i grabbed the battery grab some other things because you just can't go into target and grab one thing i get to the self checkout hit my little boot boot and when i boot the uh the battery a little message come up on the screen like it basically need assistance i'll see this pretty little light skin thing come on i'm like oh okay she got these long fingernails well and they're not like stupid long where they like curling but they're longer than the average bear and Not only are they long, but they're extremely designed. Like, she got, like, gold rectangle ridges. It's nice, beautiful emerald green. He's, like, describing every bit of her. I'm telling you, because remember, I'm at the self-checkout and the notification popped up. So she has to tap the screen to get to whatever areas she need to get to to put her coat in to remove what she needs to remove.

Are they so long that when she's tapping, you hear?

Oh, yeah. You can hear the tap. Yeah, you can hear it. But I'm so mesmerized by the wicked, you know, golden greenness she got going on. So I'm like, okay, man, those are some nice news. I know it's none of my business, but do those prevent you from doing certain things? And she's like, no, they don't care.

I'm like oh those are nice I'm like you always get them in a lawn She's like nah I don't usually get them this lawn I got them this lawn for a special occasion What was going on? She's like it was homecoming I was like I said what?

I said what? I can see your face in this moment

I said what? Now in my You You So in my mind, I'm like, okay, there are a lot of people recently that have posted like collegiate homecoming, like reunion, like, you know what I mean? The booty cheeks are out this year. The booty cheeks. No, for real, them little bubble skirts. The Ruffle Shorts? Yes, yes, dog. It's a lot of that type college homecoming stuff. So in my mind, I'm like, okay, what school? She's like, North Farmington? I was like, okay. Just ring me up. I think we're good. Play a Diddy song. Please don't. I said I think we're good. Oh, my God. Thank you so much for your assistance. Play a Diddy song.

I'm telling you. Play a Diddy song, I was just going to say. Oh, my God. You know what, though? I mean, it's an honest mistake. All you did was compliment her fingernails.

Yes, and once you realized her age, you, you know, backed away.

Yeah, no, none of that. You're not going no further. No, sir, not me.

Oh, my God. That's craziness. You know what's weird, though? I don't know if you ever think about this. It's weird to think that in a few years from now, when she is over the age of 18 or whatever, who knows how old she is, that technically you could date a girl that age. But yet it still is just as weird. Like, I don't know.

You can get hired at Target while you're in high school? I didn't even consider that. And be a manager. I thought you had to be at least 18 to be working at Target. No. No, you're 16 years old. Listen, I had no idea.

Some kids are 14 years old working.

I feel like there are some businesses where that's okay. I feel like Target, you should be 18.

Yeah, no, I don't know.

I feel like Target, you should be like 60 plus because they're always the nicest when I'm checking out.

I think nowadays you're seeing kids that work really, really young.

Like she was in there running the spot. Like she had to come over and put a coat in to make sure my stuff was working.

This is why I'm glad I don't have a daughter. Like I'm telling you, I'm so glad I don't have a daughter because, you know, you see, first off, did girls look like this when we were younger?

So I was going to make this comment. Lucy is obviously, she's 10 and a half years old, but she is, and she's my daughter, so of course I'm going to say this, But she is, like, beautiful and trendy, and she can curl her hair. And, like, every once in a while, I'll let her put on, like, a little bit of this milk blush that she conned me into buying her at Sephora. You know, when I was in fifth grade, I looked like an ogre. Like, I wore silk shirts from JCPenney, and I had the Ringo Starr haircut. It was still a bowl cut. It's not the same. But we're missing the thing that determined a child, and that was the Bath and Body Works roll on glitter. Yeah. And if you were wearing that. that was your scent you knew you were 14 shout out to plumeria that was the best one

i i'm telling you i i do think if i had if if i had a daughter i would have my daughter like literally uh with a sign on that says i'm 15 years old or whatever the deal is put her in Karate, ASAP. You know what I mean?

Oh, I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for this.

Although, can I tell you something, though? Like, Luke gets this. So, my son, Luke, now Luke is obviously, he's in college now. But when he was in high school, we would post a picture of Luke, and there would be women that would go, oh, my God, look at this. And I would be going, I'm jealous. What about his dad? But it's weird, though, isn't it? I don't know. It's crazy. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Nah, I got my battery and I got the hell on. Good luck in chemistry tomorrow. I like Kevin's comment where he goes,

you can be 18 years old and work there? I didn't know that. I didn't know that. That seems super young. I feel like Target is like a, I don't know. I just don't see it as a place for younger than 18 years old.

What if you're casting out with alcohol? Are they allowed to cast you out if you're buying, like if I'm buying, you know. I'd have to be 19 to serve alcohol. I'm not sure what it is to sell. You don't even have to be 21 to serve? You have to be 21 to poor 19 to serve At least in Ohio

Call us up and tell us what the laws are If you know the law wherever you are right now Michigan, Ohio

844-MOJO-LIVE. Can you, so to work, can you be 14 or 13? What is the, what's the law?

You used to be 14 with a permit back in the day. It was 14 and a half, I think. And now, I feel like. I think it's younger. No, it's like super, it was super specific, I remember. But then there's different rules for family businesses, too.

Hold on, Jen. Really? Jen, are you there?

Yes. Yes.

Jen, what's going on?

So my 13-year-old has the same size boobs as my 19-year-old. She is in a D cup.

That's insane.

I'm an ape.

Yeah.

She has a butt to match. And twerking is her favorite thing. I don't know what to do about it. It's TikTok.

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, these kids are growing up way too fast these days. Question. How old can your kids be to work? We're trying to figure that out.

It says the minimum age to work in Michigan is 14 years old, but it has some exceptions. Caddying, you can be 11 years old. That's the youngest that I'm seeing, and then it goes from there.

Okay. All right. What's up? Is it Risa or Ressa?

It's Risa, R-E-S-A. Hi, Risa.

What's going on, Risa?

What up, though? So anyway, because I buy plenty, plenty, plenty of alcohol at Target, Kroger, Walmart, you name it, if they are under 21, they have to physically call someone over that is over 21 to enter your information. They cannot do it at all.

Okay. So if they're working, if that girl was the only person working the customer service counter, she has to find another person older to come over then.

That's correct. Like, she has to find someone that is 21 or older to enter your identification. They cannot do it.

Okay. Thank you for the call.

See, just like I thought you were not able to walk alcohol out the store unless you were 21, I've seen plenty of people have their kids well under 21 push the basket out of the store. I thought that was a thing in Michigan, but apparently I'm wrong.

I door-dashed booze to my house recently. Can you door-dash the booze or no? You have to be 21 to door-dash.

No, no, no, no. So I used to DoorDash for like two years, and sometimes that's all they had me do all day was alcohol orders. You have to be 21 to do that as well.

Okay. Desiree Rhee. Hello. Yes. Hi. I was trying to bow. Hi. Yeah.

So, yes, I just had this state in actually at the bar that in Michigan, and I have some several. I have one that's 17 years old, and I have a 19-year-old that does serve. and that is illegal by the state. Whitmore just put that in place due to the fact that the low staff.

You could be 17 years old and working behind a bar at a place, huh?

Yes, but the 17-year-old has to have an 18-year-old in the place at all times. Is that in Michigan? Yes, that's in Michigan.

And then how many times do you, like, pour something and spill a little bit on your thumb and go...

I don't ever do that, no. Come on, man. We all do that. It's so interesting how different the laws are. No, I'm actually not a big drinker.

They do it with a straw. You ever do that? See them when they do that with a straw? Where they stick the straw in there, they suck the, you know, take the end, and they taste it with the straw.

Yeah, I probably have seen that, but I've never done that myself.

How many times have you had an older guy hitting on you?

Well, I'm over 21, but yes, I have had an older guy, and I have also had them hit on And my employees that are 17 to 19, yes. So, Desiree, they do let the people know right away that they are 17 to 19 immediately.

Desiree, how old do you have to be to poor in Michigan?

17. You can be 17. That's crazy.

That is wild. In Ohio, it's 21 to poor, 19 to serve, and then 16 to be behind the bar working.

17 to be behind the bar to work. You can be 16 and bar back. Oh, maybe you can. In Ohio. I'm only talking from Ohio experience.

How old can you be to strip? That's all we want. Oh, God. What's the stripper? Can you imagine if they allowed 17? It's like, are you kidding? That's crazy. All right.

What do those nails look like again? You described them. Nope. Didn't see it. Don't know what's going on. You got to be 18 to strip in Michigan. And licensed. And licensed. You have to be licensed by the MLCC.

Do you have fully nude stripping hair?

It depends how much you want to pay.

I don't know the answer to that because I don't want to know. I don't want to. I don't go to strip clubs in Michigan or Ohio.

We just go for the food. Because Ohio has fully nude.

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